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- 0:09Speaker 1: Hey, everybody. Welcome to the Large and Her John Collider Podcast,
- 0:13Speaker 1: the podcast that's all about the geeky things happening in
- 0:15Speaker 1: the world around us and how very exciting we are
- 0:18Speaker 1: about them. I'm Ariel casted, and with me, as always,
- 0:22Speaker 1: is the delightful Shoonathan Strickland.
- 0:24Speaker 2: I'll co host your podcast for three thousand dollars, but
- 0:28Speaker 2: I'll edit and post.
- 0:29Speaker 1: It for ten dollars. Ten dollars. I'll take it ten
- 0:33Speaker 1: ten thousand dollars. Well, guys, this has been great. It's
- 0:37Speaker 1: the last episode. We're gonna stop right now. I don't
- 0:41Speaker 1: have ten thousand dollars.
- 0:43Speaker 2: Making I'm making a goofy reference to a movie that
- 0:46Speaker 2: Ariel and I both watched because we were in the
- 0:48Speaker 2: same room while it was on. But that that actually
- 0:52Speaker 2: leads me to a question I have for you, Ariel.
- 0:56Speaker 1: Oh, golly, one of these days I'm gonna get you all.
- 1:00Speaker 2: You didn't say anything, so I went ahead and wrote one.
- 1:03Speaker 2: This one, This one I have not shared with Ariel beforehand,
- 1:06Speaker 2: so it's okay if it takes you a moment.
- 1:09Speaker 1: To think about it taking one year.
- 1:11Speaker 2: But we did have a weekend with several of our
- 1:16Speaker 2: mutual friends in celebration and early celebration of my fiftieth birthday.
- 1:22Speaker 1: And so my question to you is what was.
- 1:24Speaker 2: Your favorite thing or moment during the birthday cabin weekend.
- 1:29Speaker 1: That's so hard because it's like almost picking like my
- 1:31Speaker 1: favorite person. Well, clearly that's me because it is it
- 1:37Speaker 1: is my birth it is your birthday. And also you
- 1:41Speaker 1: are my longest standing friend out of everybody there, so
- 1:46Speaker 1: I have two. It's hard because, like, I really enjoyed
- 1:50Speaker 1: when we got to do things with everybody, but outside
- 1:53Speaker 1: of watching Jaws, which you know, I like, I like,
- 1:57Speaker 1: but I don't love, Uh, there wasn't anything that we
- 2:01Speaker 1: all been together. There was, like we had meals together
- 2:04Speaker 1: and stuff, but oftentimes there's one person off doing something else.
- 2:10Speaker 1: So I liked getting up in the morning and having
- 2:13Speaker 1: time to chat with you because you were the earliest
- 2:16Speaker 1: riser and I was the second earliest at like consistently.
- 2:21Speaker 2: And everybody else would be in bed for another like
- 2:23Speaker 2: two hours.
- 2:25Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, and you know, we don't get to hang
- 2:28Speaker 1: out in person a whole whole lot because of busy schedules,
- 2:31Speaker 1: So it was just absolutely delightful. But I also really
- 2:34Speaker 1: liked we played several games and I really enjoyed playing
- 2:40Speaker 1: Just One. I also loved Rings and Things, but Just
- 2:43Speaker 1: One was easy and delightful, whereas Rings and Things was challenging.
- 2:48Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, So Just One is a game in which
- 2:51Speaker 2: each player has a little a little stand that also
- 2:56Speaker 2: serves as a whiteboard, and when it's your turn, you
- 3:00Speaker 2: draw a card and you don't look at it. You
- 3:02Speaker 2: put it on the stand so it's facing away from you,
- 3:05Speaker 2: and the card has five word choices on it, and
- 3:07Speaker 2: you just choose a number between one and five. That
- 3:10Speaker 2: number represents whichever word is on that card. The other
- 3:14Speaker 2: players have to provide a one word clue to the guesser,
- 3:20Speaker 2: and they have to write it down on their little placard,
- 3:22Speaker 2: and we have to do it independently of everybody else.
- 3:25Speaker 2: And if in that process two people have picked the
- 3:28Speaker 2: same clue, they cancel each other out. They can't show
- 3:30Speaker 2: that clue to the guesser, so the guesser then opens
- 3:34Speaker 2: their eyes, reads the clues, and then gets one chance
- 3:39Speaker 2: to guess whatever the word is. We actually were pretty
- 3:41Speaker 2: good at it.
- 3:43Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I think it helps that we're all the
- 3:46Speaker 1: same kind of nerd. And then honorable mention was any
- 3:52Speaker 1: time that I was cooking in the kitchen and other
- 3:53Speaker 1: people were also cooking in the kitchen. I know that
- 3:55Speaker 1: can be infuriating for some folks, but I love cooking
- 3:58Speaker 1: with other people, and so while I enjoyed cooking for
- 4:01Speaker 1: other people, if other people are also cooking, it feels
- 4:04Speaker 1: like community and I love that. Yeah, we did.
- 4:07Speaker 2: We fortunately didn't have any instances of people getting in
- 4:09Speaker 2: the way of anyone else, because if that happens when
- 4:12Speaker 2: I'm in the kitchen cooking, I mean, you know, my
- 4:17Speaker 2: demeanor changes rapidly. I like, ripped the skin off my
- 4:23Speaker 2: face and have a fiery skull, and I'm like, why
- 4:25Speaker 2: do you task me?
- 4:27Speaker 1: And then we use his head as a habachi girl?
- 4:29Speaker 2: Yeah, a little barbecue. Yeah. Yeah, it was fun. It
- 4:34Speaker 2: was a nice cabin. The views were spectacking, beautiful.
- 4:39Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 4:40Speaker 2: The hot tub was fine. I used it twice, but
- 4:45Speaker 2: as a group, we only really used it once.
- 4:48Speaker 1: I wanted to use it again, but you used it
- 4:50Speaker 1: in the morning and then we didn't have time at night,
- 4:52Speaker 1: because I honestly think that we could have used a
- 4:57Speaker 1: few more days there.
- 4:58Speaker 2: Yeah, just to get if I had realized I didn't
- 5:02Speaker 2: realize it at the time. I didn't think about it
- 5:04Speaker 2: that it butted up against the June nineteenth Juneteenth, and
- 5:09Speaker 2: I get Juneteenth off from work, so I could have
- 5:12Speaker 2: gone one day earlier, and I could have made the
- 5:16Speaker 2: reservation last an extra day. Although considering how much well,
- 5:21Speaker 2: considering how much food I brought up, and because we
- 5:25Speaker 2: didn't know how bad their drive up to the cabin
- 5:27Speaker 2: was going to be, so we didn't want to have
- 5:30Speaker 2: to go back down the mountain if we didn't have to.
- 5:33Speaker 1: Ariel actually did do a grocery store run. I loved it.
- 5:37Speaker 1: I got to drive through Blue Ridge. It was delightful.
- 5:40Speaker 1: Everybody had to listen to my show tunes out of
- 5:42Speaker 1: my sun roof.
- 5:43Speaker 2: But you know, when we were like, we weren't sure
- 5:46Speaker 2: that we wanted to do that over and over. So
- 5:47Speaker 2: I tried to bring as much enough food to last
- 5:49Speaker 2: us for six people for the entire weekend. And the
- 5:54Speaker 2: thought of having to add another couple of meals on
- 5:57Speaker 2: top of what I brought is I love to to say,
- 6:00Speaker 2: like that would.
- 6:01Speaker 1: Not have been fun. I think if that had happened,
- 6:03Speaker 1: I would have offered to cook a couple more meals.
- 6:05Speaker 1: I probably already should have.
- 6:08Speaker 2: Beca tells me that next time we have to have
- 6:10Speaker 2: it where each person takes a turn.
- 6:13Speaker 1: Either each person takes a turn and or like I
- 6:16Speaker 1: think we could you guys, I don't know if this
- 6:18Speaker 1: is interesting to any of your listeners, but we're gonna
- 6:20Speaker 1: talk about it anyhow. So haha, we probably could have
- 6:22Speaker 1: skipped breakfast just because everybody wakes up at such a
- 6:25Speaker 1: different time. I love communal breakfasts. I think the last
- 6:28Speaker 1: time we did a cabin trip, I did waffles for everybody,
- 6:31Speaker 1: but it ends up hitting around lunchtime, like a little
- 6:34Speaker 1: early for lunchtime, so it ends up being a late breakfast,
- 6:37Speaker 1: early lunch, and then a late lunch early dinner, and
- 6:40Speaker 1: then it's late. Yeah. So we only had two meals
- 6:44Speaker 1: a day a couple of those days. Yeah. So I
- 6:47Speaker 1: think having like a fend for self like Becca. Becca
- 6:50Speaker 1: made the awesome breakfast cast roles, So something like that
- 6:54Speaker 1: where like you can just eat it when you get up,
- 6:57Speaker 1: no prep needed for breakfast would be good. Maybe, like
- 7:00Speaker 1: so was.
- 7:00Speaker 2: Supposed to when I was doing the pancake assembly line.
- 7:03Speaker 1: Which was delicious. Oh my gosh, you're such a good
- 7:07Speaker 1: pancake maker, and I was so grateful for it. But
- 7:10Speaker 1: it's a lot of work, I get it, and then
- 7:12Speaker 1: maybe for like lunches doing like sandwiches or easy.
- 7:19Speaker 2: Yeah, the tricky part for me is that, like I
- 7:22Speaker 2: would love to have done sandwiches and just gotten like
- 7:24Speaker 2: Deli meat or whatever, but I can't have that because
- 7:27Speaker 2: it's got too much sodium in it. So that's where
- 7:30Speaker 2: the trick is is that if I'm not making the food,
- 7:34Speaker 2: it's always riskier for me, just on sodium levels.
- 7:38Speaker 1: How do you feel about like egg sandwiches with lettuce
- 7:40Speaker 1: and tomato.
- 7:42Speaker 2: I mean, they're great if you can put salt on
- 7:43Speaker 2: them there. If you can't, then it's like, oh, thank
- 7:48Speaker 2: you for the sulfur sandwich you.
- 7:50Speaker 1: Just handed me. Yeah, I mean next time, next time
- 7:52Speaker 1: people can take a turn. I'm happy to my car
- 7:58Speaker 1: handled it fro My AC went out that week again,
- 8:00Speaker 1: but it had nothing to do with the dirt roads.
- 8:01Speaker 1: It had a faulty compressor. So I'm happy to make
- 8:05Speaker 1: runs because I like off roading.
- 8:09Speaker 2: Yeah, the rest of us were a little less enthusiastic about.
- 8:13Speaker 1: It, but but yeah, it was a really wonderful time.
- 8:16Speaker 1: What was your favorite moment?
- 8:19Speaker 2: I think I think you know, well, there was lots
- 8:22Speaker 2: of them, because, like you say, it was hard because
- 8:25Speaker 2: we didn't really have a time where all six of
- 8:28Speaker 2: us were engaged in something at the same time. It's
- 8:32Speaker 2: usually four or five of us, and then one or
- 8:35Speaker 2: two of us would all be doing something else, like,
- 8:38Speaker 2: for instance, karaoke. It was most of us except for
- 8:40Speaker 2: Becca because Beca doesn't do karaoke, so we did karaoke.
- 8:44Speaker 1: That was a lot of fun.
- 8:46Speaker 2: Jack Box, it was even fewer of us, Like I
- 8:49Speaker 2: always think jack Box works best if you have at
- 8:51Speaker 2: least five people, but we only had four.
- 8:53Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I wish. I wish your partner had not
- 8:56Speaker 1: been taking a nap because they're very good it jack Box. Yeah.
- 8:59Speaker 2: Well, I'm glad that people got a chance to rest
- 9:01Speaker 2: and recuperate. And that was kind of the whole point
- 9:06Speaker 2: of the weekend was for it to be a pretty
- 9:08Speaker 2: chill affair, and we had lots of different things as options,
- 9:13Speaker 2: and we only tapped a few of them. But honestly,
- 9:16Speaker 2: that's fine, Like it would have been better than if
- 9:18Speaker 2: we had only had two things to do and no
- 9:20Speaker 2: one was really into it.
- 9:21Speaker 1: It just means now we need to have a game
- 9:24Speaker 1: day to play some of those other games of folks.
- 9:26Speaker 2: Friend of the Show Shay, who was there, has suggested
- 9:30Speaker 2: that she might host such a game day in the future,
- 9:34Speaker 2: so we'll keep our eyes.
- 9:36Speaker 1: Out for that. I'd also be happy to host. I
- 9:39Speaker 1: might have a little more space than Shay, that would
- 9:42Speaker 1: be cool. All right, Well, let's move on from the question.
- 9:46Speaker 1: And now now I ask you, because I didn't see
- 9:49Speaker 1: it in the document, did you watch anything geeky ish?
- 9:54Speaker 1: I added it as we were talking. So, yes, we
- 9:56Speaker 1: watched Jaws because it's Jonathan's favorite.
- 10:00Speaker 2: And it's also fifty years old, just like Meze.
- 10:02Speaker 1: Yes, it's also fifty years old. I love the filmmaking
- 10:08Speaker 1: of Jaws. I think Spielberg did a great job with it.
- 10:10Speaker 1: Speelwork right, Yeah. I just the idea of being attacked
- 10:17Speaker 1: by a shark and no one helping you is scary.
- 10:18Speaker 1: So the beginning of the movie is less for me.
- 10:21Speaker 1: But I really like a lot of the interplay. I
- 10:24Speaker 1: like talking over each other stuff like that. So for
- 10:27Speaker 1: the most part, I enjoyed it. And then I watched Love,
- 10:30Speaker 1: Death and Robots my group watch finished up season one
- 10:33Speaker 1: of that. Because I've never seen it. A bunch of
- 10:35Speaker 1: my group has, but it's been forever and they're all short,
- 10:38Speaker 1: so you forget them. There was an episode in it
- 10:42Speaker 1: called Phish Dreams in which someone gets eaten by a shark.
- 10:46Speaker 1: I'm like, I've already watched Jaws this week by a
- 10:51Speaker 1: ghost shark. But it's fine. That show is. I did
- 10:57Speaker 1: not like It's Love, Death and Robots. I didn't expect
- 11:03Speaker 1: it to be as an as adult on the love
- 11:05Speaker 1: side of things as it is. I expected some of it,
- 11:09Speaker 1: but a couple of the episodes were a bit much
- 11:12Speaker 1: for me. I'm not gonna lie. I've also been keeping
- 11:16Speaker 1: up with Cloudward ho which is the Dimension twenty dropout
- 11:19Speaker 1: actual play. It's steampunk ish steampunk air travel exploration. It's delightful.
- 11:27Speaker 1: I'm absolutely loving it. The first episode is a little monkers,
- 11:32Speaker 1: but it's very good. The characters are great, there's some
- 11:34Speaker 1: great bits, the world building is wonderful, and the air
- 11:38Speaker 1: the air battle is fun. And then I watched this
- 11:41Speaker 1: week's episode of Smarty Pants, also on Dropout, which is
- 11:44Speaker 1: basically the improv game of slideshow but funny and Demi.
- 11:50Speaker 1: I'm gonna say Demi because I've heard his last name.
- 11:53Speaker 1: But unless I'm looking at it and I don't have
- 11:55Speaker 1: it pulled up, I can't pronounce it correctly. DEMI did
- 11:59Speaker 1: a presentation on on rebooting the movie Big, and it
- 12:05Speaker 1: was hilarious because it was really commentary on nostalgia banking
- 12:11Speaker 1: in film and how we should let people have their
- 12:14Speaker 1: own discovery in film. But it was but it wasn't.
- 12:17Speaker 1: But it was also like, hey, I also love Big,
- 12:19Speaker 1: Let's remake it in this horrible, funny, hilarious. It was
- 12:22Speaker 1: just very good. It was just very very good. Yeah,
- 12:24Speaker 1: it was fun a movie that has a truly problematic
- 12:27Speaker 1: element to it. Yes, well, which he did address address.
- 12:32Speaker 1: I'm sure you have to. It was hilarious. It was
- 12:37Speaker 1: just it's very funny. I recommend I recommend his season
- 12:41Speaker 1: two Smarty Pants presentation. Yeah, and other than that, I've
- 12:46Speaker 1: been playing a little bit of balder skate and kept
- 12:48Speaker 1: catching up on some housework.
- 12:51Speaker 2: So yeah, Jaws obviously for me too. My favorite part
- 12:54Speaker 2: of this most recent viewing of Jaws is if you've
- 12:58Speaker 2: seen it, you know what I'm talking about. But it's
- 13:00Speaker 2: the moment when Hooper jumps into the water in snorkel
- 13:06Speaker 2: gear to look at a boat that is a drift
- 13:10Speaker 2: in the ocean, and as he's looking into a hole,
- 13:15Speaker 2: the decapitated head of one of Jaws's victims floats into view,
- 13:20Speaker 2: and friend of the show Shay, freaked out so hard
- 13:25Speaker 2: that it reminded me, oh, yeah, this is a scary part.
- 13:30Speaker 2: Because I've seen that movie so many times. I'm not
- 13:32Speaker 2: scared by it at all. I'm still scared by it.
- 13:35Speaker 2: I'm still scared by Jurassic Part two.
- 13:37Speaker 1: Well, I've seen.
- 13:38Speaker 2: It so many times that that doesn't it doesn't phaze me.
- 13:42Speaker 2: But so I enjoy it for the performances in the
- 13:44Speaker 2: movie making. I don't find it tense or scary because
- 13:50Speaker 2: I've just seen it too many times. But I still
- 13:53Speaker 2: really love the movie. But yeah, that was just a
- 13:55Speaker 2: reminder of, oh yeah, this movie is scary. She didn't
- 13:59Speaker 2: know that was gonna happen. The other thing I've watched
- 14:03Speaker 2: is the first two episodes of season three of Squid Game.
- 14:08Speaker 2: So there's six episodes total. I've got four more to go.
- 14:13Speaker 2: It's I mean, it's a harder watch than it ever
- 14:17Speaker 2: has been before, and it was really easy one.
- 14:20Speaker 1: Yeah, I would say that's that's quite the accomplishment.
- 14:22Speaker 2: Well, I mean, like, so if you watch Squid Game
- 14:26Speaker 2: season two, you know that the season ends before the
- 14:31Speaker 2: games have ended. And so season three picks up where
- 14:36Speaker 2: season two left off, And so you've got a dwindling
- 14:39Speaker 2: number of players, which means that the remaining people you
- 14:44Speaker 2: care about and the remaining people that you really hate
- 14:49Speaker 2: are kind of concentrated. You don't have as many, just
- 14:51Speaker 2: like other random folks thrown in there. Right, So I
- 14:56Speaker 2: am happy to say that in episode two, one of
- 14:59Speaker 2: my two least favorite characters did bite it.
- 15:04Speaker 1: The other one is still around.
- 15:06Speaker 2: And actually, I guess there's three that I really don't like,
- 15:11Speaker 2: but and two of them are technically still around. But yeah,
- 15:16Speaker 2: I I'm curious where this is gonna go. So I'm
- 15:22Speaker 2: trying to avoid spoilers, but I've already run into one, unfortunately,
- 15:27Speaker 2: and which is wild because I'm not even on social
- 15:29Speaker 2: media anymore. But just doing research for this show means
- 15:32Speaker 2: that sometimes I'm popping on sites that have a headline
- 15:36Speaker 2: that it contains a spoiler. By the way, that's a
- 15:38Speaker 2: spoiler for one of our stories today. But anyway, Squid
- 15:43Speaker 2: Game episodes one and two of season three were compelling.
- 15:49Speaker 2: I look forward to finishing out the series. But that's
- 15:52Speaker 2: about it. Everything else I've been I've just been really
- 15:55Speaker 2: busy working or you know, watching like you two videos
- 16:00Speaker 2: or whatever, nothing particularly geeky.
- 16:04Speaker 1: Recovering from our vacation.
- 16:06Speaker 2: Yeah, recovering well, Like the vacation was a lot of fun.
- 16:10Speaker 2: If I hadn't had to cook so much, it would
- 16:13Speaker 2: have been more relaxing for me.
- 16:15Speaker 1: It wasn't bad.
- 16:16Speaker 2: Like, I don't want to say that I was stressed
- 16:18Speaker 2: out the whole time, but like, I want to make
- 16:21Speaker 2: food that people enjoy, so I put a lot of
- 16:23Speaker 2: pressure on myself when I'm making food, and I feel that. Yeah,
- 16:28Speaker 2: I think everything I made was okay at least okay
- 16:31Speaker 2: to pretty good.
- 16:32Speaker 1: Right, So everything you made was delicious, Jonathan, thank you.
- 16:37Speaker 2: But anyway, yeah, it is kind of a come down
- 16:40Speaker 2: to come back. But the nice thing is I had
- 16:42Speaker 2: so many leftovers that I haven't had to make anything
- 16:46Speaker 2: this week.
- 16:47Speaker 1: That's really nice. I have had to cook this week.
- 16:49Speaker 1: I brought home some leftovers, but not not a huge amount.
- 16:55Speaker 1: But hey, hey, in one more weekend. It's another long weekend,
- 17:00Speaker 1: that's true. Yeah, it's a fourth of July and the
- 17:03Speaker 1: beaches will be open. Woo. Just just to have your shark.
- 17:08Speaker 2: Repellent, yeah, have your bat shark repellent, have your bat
- 17:12Speaker 2: shark repellent.
- 17:13Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
- 17:14Speaker 2: Have you ever watched the nineteen sixties Batman movie, the
- 17:18Speaker 2: Adam West Yes movie, Oh yes, yeah, because he has
- 17:21Speaker 2: he has the bat shark repellent in that one. It's
- 17:23Speaker 2: also that's also the one where he has the line
- 17:26Speaker 2: that's something like, you know, some days it's just impossible
- 17:28Speaker 2: to get rid of a bomb or something like that.
- 17:29Speaker 1: It's great. No, I was just gonna say that version
- 17:32Speaker 1: of Batman has my favorite Riddler, so of course I've watched. Yeah.
- 17:36Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, let us move along to thirty seconds or
- 17:41Speaker 2: less because we have a huge number of stories for
- 17:47Speaker 2: thirty seconds or less. But the nice thing is we
- 17:48Speaker 2: won't be dwelling on them. We will we will go
- 17:51Speaker 2: through as quickly as we can.
- 17:53Speaker 1: Yes. So the first I start, huh because Jonathan put
- 17:57Speaker 1: me first. There's no really holl about it. Okay. So
- 18:00Speaker 1: the first is that we're getting a new TV show,
- 18:02Speaker 1: Very Young Frankenstein, based off of mel Brooks's Young Frankenstein,
- 18:07Speaker 1: which is a hilarious movie. If you haven't watched it,
- 18:09Speaker 1: it's one of my favorite of his. Honestly, it is
- 18:13Speaker 1: going to be the showrunner is Stephanie Robinson. And the
- 18:18Speaker 1: pilot director is Taiko Atiti, which is in Garrett goshkir
- 18:22Speaker 1: the team behind what we do in The Shadows. So
- 18:25Speaker 1: that's exciting because that's also a very fun show that
- 18:27Speaker 1: deals with kind of spoopy stuff. I don't think it's
- 18:32Speaker 1: going to be mel Brooks as a young guy, younger guy.
- 18:36Speaker 1: The current theory is that it's going to be like
- 18:39Speaker 1: the grandson or whatever of not mel Brooks, the grandson
- 18:45Speaker 1: of Gene Wilder's character, so Frederick Frankenstein. Yeah, so I'm
- 18:51Speaker 1: tentatively excited about it.
- 18:54Speaker 2: Well, The Hollywood Reporter published an article revealing that John
- 18:57Speaker 2: the Punisher Burnhal will be joining the cast of Spider
- 19:00Speaker 2: Man Brand New Day. This is interesting because Brenthal has
- 19:03Speaker 2: vocally argued that The Punisher should be an R rated character,
- 19:08Speaker 2: you know, someone who's willing to inflict extreme violence. That
- 19:11Speaker 2: doesn't seem to mesh that well with Spidery in my opinion.
- 19:15Speaker 2: So there are also rumors that this one could feature
- 19:17Speaker 2: multiple villains in the story and maybe even a Hulk
- 19:20Speaker 2: or two.
- 19:23Speaker 1: Exciting if if you don't like New School Spider Man
- 19:28Speaker 1: but you like old school, well you're in luck because
- 19:30Speaker 1: Fathom Events is bringing the Sam Raimi Spider Man's back
- 19:35Speaker 1: to the theaters. You can see Spider Man one, two,
- 19:38Speaker 1: and three on concurrent nights, so either the twenty sixth,
- 19:41Speaker 1: twenty seventh, and twenty eighth of September or October third, fourth,
- 19:44Speaker 1: and fifth. I couldn't have said that in a more
- 19:46Speaker 1: awkward way. The very interesting thing is that the second
- 19:50Speaker 1: Spider Man will actually be Spider Man two point one,
- 19:53Speaker 1: which is a four K extended cut, that it's going
- 19:57Speaker 1: to be debuting in theaters for the first time ever.
- 19:59Speaker 1: So I remember seeing the original Sam Reimi Spider Man
- 20:03Speaker 1: in theaters and it was exciting because it was kind
- 20:06Speaker 1: of like new at that time. So yes, when it
- 20:10Speaker 1: came out, it was new, you know what, like the
- 20:13Speaker 1: whole like swinging through the buildings. It was so well
- 20:18Speaker 1: done and anyhow, it was quite an experience. I may
- 20:22Speaker 1: go back and watch them actually, because that sounds like fun.
- 20:25Speaker 1: Switching to DC, James Watkins will direct the Clayface live
- 20:29Speaker 1: action feature, and Welsh actor Tom rees Harris will play
- 20:33Speaker 1: the titular role.
- 20:34Speaker 2: The Ruber plot is that a workhorse actor in B
- 20:37Speaker 2: movies injects himself with an experimental substance to stay relevant,
- 20:41Speaker 2: you know, like in the Substance, and that turns him
- 20:45Speaker 2: into a monster, you know, like in the Substance. So
- 20:49Speaker 2: why didn't they just get to me more?
- 20:51Speaker 1: She's already done it. Why didn't they just name the
- 20:54Speaker 1: substance Clayface? James Bond's new director has been announced. It's
- 21:01Speaker 1: no longer Broccoli is VILLAINO Phillip Dennis Dennis v of
- 21:08Speaker 1: Dune and Arrival and Blade Runner fame. I can't talk today.
- 21:15Speaker 1: That's how often can I talk on the show anyhow. Yeah,
- 21:17Speaker 1: he's going to be directing the new Bond. I think
- 21:20Speaker 1: I really loved Arrival. Of all of his films, that's
- 21:22Speaker 1: my favorite that I've seen. I hope that he's able
- 21:27Speaker 1: to make it less slow than his normal pacing though well.
- 21:36Speaker 2: Captain Kirk will be resurrected for a comic book series
- 21:39Speaker 2: called The Last Starship. This is the Kirk who previously
- 21:42Speaker 2: shuffled off the Mortal Transporter back in Star Trek generations.
- 21:46Speaker 2: That Kirk's been dead since nineteen ninety four, with all
- 21:50Speaker 2: other Kirk stories being prequels. So what brings him back
- 21:54Speaker 2: to life? Meets me, But he wakes up to find
- 21:57Speaker 2: the Federation on the verge of collapse. So he commented,
- 21:59Speaker 2: there's a starship with an all new crew to fix
- 22:02Speaker 2: things or die try and again.
- 22:06Speaker 1: BBC got into a little bit of hot water is
- 22:10Speaker 1: not the right word. People were upset at them because
- 22:13Speaker 1: one of their headlines gave away a plot point, a
- 22:17Speaker 1: minor spoiler, minor major. I don't know, it was minor
- 22:19Speaker 1: to me about the end of Judy Gatt was doctor
- 22:24Speaker 1: who he retired after this current season in the finale,
- 22:29Speaker 1: and there was a reveal and they ended up putting
- 22:34Speaker 1: that reveal in a headline. They've now said that they
- 22:36Speaker 1: will be more mindful, but they also said, like, we
- 22:38Speaker 1: trust our reporters and if it's important, we're going to
- 22:40Speaker 1: put in the headline. So it was kind of like
- 22:42Speaker 1: a salty apology.
- 22:45Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean they not to dance around the issue.
- 22:49Speaker 2: They gave away who the doctor regenerated into. So yes,
- 22:55Speaker 2: the actor who's playing the Yeah, anyway, Yeah.
- 22:58Speaker 1: We don't always still don't have a huge amount of
- 23:00Speaker 1: what's of information on that. Yeah.
- 23:02Speaker 2: Sarah Michelle Geller gave an interview to Vanity Fair about
- 23:05Speaker 2: the upcoming Buffy reboot. Geller will reprise the role of
- 23:09Speaker 2: Buffy and there will be a new Slayer played by
- 23:12Speaker 2: Ryan Kira Armstrong. Geller says her dream is to quote
- 23:16Speaker 2: bring back everyone who has died quote from the original series,
- 23:20Speaker 2: so that could include and this is a spoiler alert
- 23:24Speaker 2: if you haven't watched Buffy, Aunya, Tara, Joyce, Cordelia, Winifred, Jenny,
- 23:30Speaker 2: and hey, do you notice how all those names are
- 23:32Speaker 2: for women? Joss Whedon? What a feminist? Sorry, I had
- 23:41Speaker 2: to take a second to move on from that frustration.
- 23:45Speaker 1: Okay, Noah Gardner and Aiden Fitzgerald are writing Magic the Gathering,
- 23:49Speaker 1: the movie I previously have worked on, apparently a Power
- 23:55Speaker 1: Rangers movie, and an Aquaman spinoff called The Trench, and
- 23:58Speaker 1: a thriller The Patient, and a TV show called Trancelors.
- 24:03Speaker 1: I tried to look up their IMDb because often that
- 24:05Speaker 1: helps me figure out what else they've written, and I
- 24:07Speaker 1: either didn't find the right ones or they don't have
- 24:09Speaker 1: a lot of credits, which is not a bad thing
- 24:11Speaker 1: to me. I like lesser known talent really getting their shot.
- 24:17Speaker 1: Here's hoping they can make a cool movie out of
- 24:18Speaker 1: the game.
- 24:20Speaker 2: In an interview with Rolling Stone, James Gunn shared his
- 24:23Speaker 2: opinion regarding why the film industry is having some trouble.
- 24:26Speaker 2: He said, it's dying not because people don't want to
- 24:29Speaker 2: see movies, but because quote, people are making movies without
- 24:33Speaker 2: a finished screenplay end quote. I think you can look
- 24:36Speaker 2: at Marvel and see some of that going on. You know,
- 24:38Speaker 2: movies get greenlit before a story's actually finished. Sometimes that
- 24:42Speaker 2: can work out anyway, but most of the time it doesn't.
- 24:45Speaker 1: So I'm with gun on this one. Me too. Steven
- 24:49Speaker 1: Spielberg often doesn't have problems with people seeing his movies,
- 24:53Speaker 1: and that's good because he has said at a recent
- 24:57Speaker 1: theater dedication to him that he never, ever, ever, ever
- 25:01Speaker 1: ever plans to retire. He's going to be come back
- 25:04Speaker 1: as a zombie and continue making movies. Forty seconds yeap.
- 25:09Speaker 2: Legendary Entertainment is producing a live action Street Fighter film,
- 25:13Speaker 2: and so far the cast is well that as diverse
- 25:16Speaker 2: as the video game series is.
- 25:17Speaker 1: Actually.
- 25:18Speaker 2: Orville Peck, the masked country music star and recent MC
- 25:21Speaker 2: and Cabaret, is set to play Vega. Jason Appuaman Momoa
- 25:26Speaker 2: is playing Blanca. Noah Centennial is ken w w e
- 25:31Speaker 2: Wrastler Roman Reigns is a Kuma and Rapper fifty cent
- 25:35Speaker 2: has been tapped to play pro boxer Balog Kital Sakurai
- 25:39Speaker 2: will direct, and I am intrigued me too.
- 25:44Speaker 1: Sadly, no Ral Julia rest in peace. Disney has reported
- 25:48Speaker 1: they're making Li Lo and Stitch to live action. This
- 25:51Speaker 1: is not a surprise. The movie did very well, although
- 25:54Speaker 1: some people at our weekend cabin were a little salty
- 25:57Speaker 1: about the live action version of it, to say the least.
- 26:00Speaker 1: I still haven't seen it. I hope that. I think
- 26:05Speaker 1: the cartoon had a couple of sequels. I kind of
- 26:07Speaker 1: hope they tred new ground. If they're making a second
- 26:11Speaker 1: live action se well.
- 26:12Speaker 2: Considering how the live action film ends, they've got a
- 26:16Speaker 2: lot to answer for.
- 26:17Speaker 1: But I we'll go into it further.
- 26:19Speaker 2: Well, it's been forty five years since the first Friday
- 26:22Speaker 2: the Thirteenth film came out, and that's the one where
- 26:24Speaker 2: Missus Vorhees sought revenge for her not quite drowned son Jason.
- 26:30Speaker 2: Of course, Jason would become the focus of all the
- 26:32Speaker 2: future films all the way up to the two thousand
- 26:34Speaker 2: and nine reboot, but he has rested easy since two
- 26:38Speaker 2: thousand and nine, but not anymore.
- 26:40Speaker 1: Mike P.
- 26:41Speaker 2: Nelson announced he has filmed as short titled sweet Revenge
- 26:45Speaker 2: that we'll see Jason return on the Jason Universe YouTube
- 26:49Speaker 2: channel late this summer.
- 26:52Speaker 1: That is it for our thirty seconds or less? Yeah,
- 26:55Speaker 1: a whole bunch of stories.
- 26:58Speaker 2: So we've got a munch also in the stuff that
- 27:01Speaker 2: doesn't fit category, and some in our movie lineup, some
- 27:05Speaker 2: of which are are our lineup rather some of which
- 27:08Speaker 2: I would argue would better fit in the stuff that
- 27:10Speaker 2: doesn't fit category?
- 27:12Speaker 1: Do you want to move any of that over?
- 27:14Speaker 2: No, We're gonna do it the way it's written, and
- 27:15Speaker 2: I'll just be I'll just be a jerk about it. No,
- 27:20Speaker 2: it's because there's some stuff that's like I don't like.
- 27:24Speaker 2: There's there's an adaptation of a historical fiction novel that
- 27:30Speaker 2: is it is a historical fiction, but it's not like
- 27:34Speaker 2: fantasy or science fiction. It does have some elements to
- 27:37Speaker 2: the filmmaking that kind of evoke those feelings, but it's
- 27:40Speaker 2: not supposed.
- 27:40Speaker 1: To be magical. I think I know what you're talking about,
- 27:43Speaker 1: and I will have a rebuttal for you. The only
- 27:45Speaker 1: one that I think could have moved into stuff that
- 27:48Speaker 1: doesn't fit and I meant to move it there because
- 27:52Speaker 1: I was just adding stuff quickly.
- 27:54Speaker 2: Was the trailer for Roofman, but Roofman definitely could fit
- 27:58Speaker 2: in there. Yeah, all right, well, well it doesn't matter.
- 28:01Speaker 2: We're gonna go with what's already written down because I've
- 28:04Speaker 2: got my notes in that order, and if we change it,
- 28:06Speaker 2: I'll have to scroll back and forth. So first up,
- 28:10Speaker 2: I put in a trailer for The Strangers, chapter two.
- 28:15Speaker 2: So chapter one came out back in twenty twenty four.
- 28:20Speaker 2: The original The Strangers, I think came out in like
- 28:22Speaker 2: two thousand and eight.
- 28:24Speaker 1: Yeah, But in my brain, I'm like, either either the
- 28:27Speaker 1: original came out a lot later or this one has
- 28:30Speaker 1: already come out, because I feel like we've talked about
- 28:33Speaker 1: the first one more recently than this.
- 28:34Speaker 2: We talked about chapter one because that trail because it
- 28:38Speaker 2: came out last year. So one, Chapter one came out
- 28:41Speaker 2: last year, and I was complaining at the time that,
- 28:45Speaker 2: at least based on the trailers, chapter one looked like
- 28:48Speaker 2: it was pretty much the same as the first The Strangers.
- 28:53Speaker 1: Which is also weird because if the first one should
- 28:57Speaker 1: be called chapter one, this should be chapter three.
- 29:00Speaker 2: Well, actually it'd be more than that, because there were
- 29:02Speaker 2: other direct sequels to The Strangers, the one that came
- 29:05Speaker 2: out in two thousand and eight, so this is kind
- 29:07Speaker 2: of a reboot trilogy. This is the second one in
- 29:10Speaker 2: that reboot trilogy, although the director has said no, it's
- 29:15Speaker 2: set in the same like timeline as the others. So
- 29:19Speaker 2: apparently there's something in the water at this remote rural
- 29:24Speaker 2: location that just drives young people to becoming sociopath killers.
- 29:29Speaker 2: But yeah, so if you're not familiar with The Strangers,
- 29:32Speaker 2: the basic premise of both the original film and The
- 29:36Speaker 2: Strangers Chapter one, two different movies. The basic premise is
- 29:40Speaker 2: that a couple is in a house and they are
- 29:43Speaker 2: terrorized by three young people who are like total sociopaths
- 29:48Speaker 2: who are torturing and killing them for no reason. Like
- 29:53Speaker 2: they literally say, the reason we're doing this is because
- 29:56Speaker 2: you are here.
- 29:57Speaker 1: That's it.
- 29:58Speaker 2: And you know, from like a meta textual level, it's
- 30:01Speaker 2: kind of like looking at the world in a post
- 30:04Speaker 2: nine to eleven lens, where you know people are dying
- 30:08Speaker 2: for what seems to be no reason, and that's what
- 30:10Speaker 2: this film is kind of about. Well, Chapter two sees
- 30:13Speaker 2: the female character from the first chapter from chapter one,
- 30:17Speaker 2: uh waking up in a hospital, but the hospital has
- 30:20Speaker 2: now been mysteriously emptied of hospital staff and instead there
- 30:26Speaker 2: are psychopaths stalking the halls, And as I watched this trailer,
- 30:32Speaker 2: I was like, this looks dumb to me.
- 30:36Speaker 1: Thanks, I hate it.
- 30:38Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't find it particularly scary. I also didn't
- 30:41Speaker 2: find it compelling. I just find it like like, it
- 30:45Speaker 2: makes me ask lots of questions, like, how do you
- 30:47Speaker 2: get to a point where you can empty a hospital
- 30:50Speaker 2: of everyone unless it's literally an abandoned hospital and you've
- 30:55Speaker 2: somehow managed to get hold of the unconscious person and
- 30:59Speaker 2: brought them to a different place than where they were
- 31:02Speaker 2: supposed to go.
- 31:03Speaker 1: Hey, you figured out the movie. That's possibly it. I
- 31:07Speaker 1: don't know. The film is quote unquote coming soon. Yeah.
- 31:12Speaker 1: You also put in a trailer for train Wreck balloon Boy,
- 31:15Speaker 1: which is about so back in the annals of history,
- 31:20Speaker 1: not that two thousand and nine recent history. Right after
- 31:23Speaker 1: The Strangers came out, there was a guy who made
- 31:26Speaker 1: a giant, like giant UFO looking weather balloon and launched
- 31:31Speaker 1: it into the air and then said that his six
- 31:33Speaker 1: year old had climbed up inside it. It was in
- 31:35Speaker 1: this balloon and the balloon was not being controlled, So
- 31:39Speaker 1: that was a pretty scary thing. And then it turned
- 31:41Speaker 1: out to be a hoax, and now there's a documentary.
- 31:44Speaker 2: Yeah, so this is part of the train Wreck series.
- 31:47Speaker 2: There's actually a few different train Wreck documentaries that are
- 31:50Speaker 2: on Netflix already, so this is one of the most
- 31:53Speaker 2: recent ones. It's coming out on July fifteenth.
- 31:56Speaker 1: And yeah, so.
- 32:00Speaker 2: There was this whole thing where the police were investigating
- 32:02Speaker 2: after the balloon finally came down to the ground, but
- 32:05Speaker 2: there was no child found aboard it, which scared people
- 32:08Speaker 2: again because people were wondering if maybe the child had
- 32:11Speaker 2: fallen out at some point, and like the whole nation
- 32:14Speaker 2: was focused on this, like this was dominating the twenty
- 32:17Speaker 2: four hour news cycle over the hours when it was happening.
- 32:21Speaker 2: Like I remember people at work taking time to watch
- 32:25Speaker 2: this story instead of doing work because it was so like,
- 32:28Speaker 2: you know, you were hoping that the kid's okay, and
- 32:31Speaker 2: it turned out the kid was hiding in the attic
- 32:33Speaker 2: the whole time.
- 32:34Speaker 1: And then.
- 32:36Speaker 2: The kid later actually essentially said to police that the
- 32:40Speaker 2: idea was he was supposed to hide in the basement
- 32:42Speaker 2: and this was all for it, quote unquote the TV show.
- 32:45Speaker 2: And so this ended up having like an investigation going
- 32:49Speaker 2: to the parents and accuse them of misleading public officials
- 32:54Speaker 2: and all that kind of stuff. The parents pled guilty,
- 32:57Speaker 2: and then later the dad recanted that that he had
- 33:00Speaker 2: been pressured to plead guilty, and then the wife had said, no,
- 33:04Speaker 2: like here's proof, here's like instructions that he wrote down.
- 33:08Speaker 2: Then he says, oh, I wrote that down after the fact,
- 33:10Speaker 2: Like it's just a bunch of crazy misinformation stuff going
- 33:14Speaker 2: back and forth.
- 33:15Speaker 1: A train wreck.
- 33:16Speaker 2: Would you say it was a train wreck? And so
- 33:18Speaker 2: that's what this documentary is tackling, is not just the
- 33:21Speaker 2: story of the initial like spectacle, but the fallout that
- 33:26Speaker 2: happened as a result of it.
- 33:29Speaker 1: Yeah, so that'll be interesting if you like documentary shape stuff.
- 33:35Speaker 1: Less interesting to me, honestly, is the trailer for Ice
- 33:38Speaker 1: Road Vengeance, because you would think for a sequel to
- 33:43Speaker 1: Ice Road, you would have icier roads. There is an
- 33:48Speaker 1: Icy Road at the end of the trailer, Yes, but
- 33:50Speaker 1: it should be I also name your sequels better, so
- 33:55Speaker 1: this one should be Ice Road less Icy, No, nicy.
- 33:59Speaker 2: I didn't even know this was a sequel. I didn't
- 34:02Speaker 2: know there was a previous film called Ice Road.
- 34:04Speaker 1: Maybe maybe there isn't. I thought for sure that Lee
- 34:07Speaker 1: so it stars Liam Neeson, and I thought for sure
- 34:09Speaker 1: that he did some other ice based Taken type movie.
- 34:13Speaker 1: I mean he was, he was in that Wolf movie.
- 34:17Speaker 1: But oh there was The Ice Road, a twenty twenty
- 34:21Speaker 1: one action thriller that was an hour and forty three
- 34:23Speaker 1: minutes from all of those pictures. It's a very icy landscape.
- 34:28Speaker 1: Was Liam Neeson in that one too? Yes, he started
- 34:31Speaker 1: that one I had, so it is a sequel. I
- 34:34Speaker 1: had no idea to that movie. I saw this trailer
- 34:38Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, this has Taken meets Speed,
- 34:41Speaker 1: and the original Ice Road looks like Taken meets Ice
- 34:45Speaker 1: Road truckers, so gotcha.
- 34:47Speaker 2: Yeah, this looks dumb, like dumb, dumb, dumb, like not
- 34:52Speaker 2: even fun dumb. It's it's coming out. Well, it came
- 34:57Speaker 2: out today, June twenty seventh, is one recording, and it
- 35:00Speaker 2: came out today and some quote unquote select theaters comes
- 35:03Speaker 2: out on video on demand on July first, which should
- 35:06Speaker 2: tell you everything you need to know.
- 35:08Speaker 1: I mean we didn't see anything about it prior.
- 35:10Speaker 2: So yeah, I just I watched this trailer and I
- 35:14Speaker 2: thought this, it's reminded me of all these other movies
- 35:17Speaker 2: like Taken, Speed and Nobody, the Bob Odenkirk movie.
- 35:22Speaker 1: It reminded me of that.
- 35:23Speaker 2: Too, and none of it didn't look like it was
- 35:27Speaker 2: doing anything better than those movies have done.
- 35:29Speaker 1: So maybe I'm wrong.
- 35:32Speaker 2: Maybe it's just a trailer that doesn't resonate with me,
- 35:35Speaker 2: but I think this is one I'll be giving a miss.
- 35:38Speaker 2: I just wanted to include it because I thought it
- 35:40Speaker 2: was so ridiculous.
- 35:41Speaker 1: Yes, yes, for sure, Like I said, ice, ice road
- 35:47Speaker 1: less icy no nicey. Yeah.
- 35:51Speaker 2: Next up, we have a trailer for a movie, and
- 35:53Speaker 2: I told Ariel not to watch this trailer. So Ariel,
- 35:56Speaker 2: did you watch this trailer?
- 35:57Speaker 1: So going through before we started, remember you watching everything
- 36:02Speaker 1: or watching the new stuff, because we'll add stuff last
- 36:04Speaker 1: minute sometimes and throw each other off. I clicked on
- 36:08Speaker 1: it and got five seconds in before I went nope, nope,
- 36:12Speaker 1: this is the one I wasn't supposed to watch, and
- 36:13Speaker 1: I turned it off. So okay, good. I know it
- 36:16Speaker 1: affected the adults and not the children, and that's it.
- 36:18Speaker 2: Yes, okay, so you know a bit of the premise.
- 36:21Speaker 2: So this is Please Don't Feed the Children is the
- 36:23Speaker 2: name of the film. It's a to be original. It
- 36:28Speaker 2: also comes out today and I told Ariel not to
- 36:32Speaker 2: watch it because she has one of her ick factors
- 36:36Speaker 2: is cannibalism, and there appears to be some cannibalism in
- 36:39Speaker 2: this movie. It's at least hinted at if it's not cannibalism.
- 36:43Speaker 2: The trailer is incredibly misleading, but it's like a post
- 36:47Speaker 2: apocalypse picture where some sort of pandemic has swept at
- 36:53Speaker 2: least the region that this film is taking place in,
- 36:57Speaker 2: and it affects adults but not dren and so some
- 37:01Speaker 2: of the adults who have survived this pandemic now blame
- 37:07Speaker 2: children for being like carriers but not suffering from it.
- 37:12Speaker 2: Like they said, the children are the reason why this
- 37:14Speaker 2: is happening. So this group of kids makes an escape
- 37:19Speaker 2: from where couldn't say, but they're making an escape, and
- 37:23Speaker 2: they come across a secluded house run by a pleasant
- 37:28Speaker 2: english woman or a seemingly pleasant english woman, who welcomes
- 37:32Speaker 2: them in even though she says she's not supposed to
- 37:35Speaker 2: let children inside her house, and then she proceeds to
- 37:40Speaker 2: drug them and plan to do awful things with them,
- 37:44Speaker 2: potentially grinding one of them up into meat, which she
- 37:47Speaker 2: then serves in pies.
- 37:49Speaker 1: So it's vaguely handseling, gretelish, and vaguely sweeny toddish.
- 37:54Speaker 2: Yeah, and it looks like she views one of the
- 37:58Speaker 2: young girls, young women, as a potential replacement for her daughter.
- 38:05Speaker 2: Like that seems to be a part of it too.
- 38:07Speaker 2: Giancarlo Esposito plays a supporting character in it. I have
- 38:11Speaker 2: to say, Okay, so I watched this, and you know,
- 38:12Speaker 2: to be originals tend to be pretty darn low budget,
- 38:17Speaker 2: you know pictures, they're not really that that elaborate. And
- 38:23Speaker 2: keeping that in mind, I watched this and thought, this
- 38:26Speaker 2: trailer doesn't look terrible to me. I don't know that
- 38:31Speaker 2: I'm going to watch it, but it looks like it
- 38:32Speaker 2: could be at least a decent horror picture.
- 38:38Speaker 1: But I'll have to watch it. I could do it today.
- 38:43Speaker 2: I have to watch it if I want to find
- 38:44Speaker 2: out have fun with that one. The last one, though,
- 38:48Speaker 2: I thought, was one that you might find interesting.
- 38:51Speaker 1: Definitely, and it's one that I think, based on our metrics,
- 38:55Speaker 1: should belong in our normal show notes.
- 38:57Speaker 2: It could go either way. I debated on this one.
- 39:01Speaker 1: Yeah, so it is for a movie called A two.
- 39:04Speaker 1: And if that sounds familiar, it's because it's about putting
- 39:08Speaker 1: on a really bad like Julius Caesar kind of play
- 39:12Speaker 1: a director who can't watch his own play because he
- 39:15Speaker 1: thinks it's so so bad and also thinks his wife
- 39:18Speaker 1: is having an affair with the lead actor in it.
- 39:23Speaker 1: But there's more bizarre and nefarious stuff actually going on. Yeah,
- 39:28Speaker 1: so this is a dark comedy thriller film. Lou Diamond
- 39:32Speaker 1: Phillips plays the aggrieved director who who finds he makes
- 39:40Speaker 1: me think of the director from Noises Off, who's just
- 39:44Speaker 1: becoming increasingly frustrated with his cast, who he feels are
- 39:49Speaker 1: butchering Shakespeare. He's like, there, we need them to do
- 39:54Speaker 1: something that is worthy of the play of Shakespeare and
- 39:59Speaker 1: theater general. Also, Malcolm McDowell is in it. He plays
- 40:04Speaker 1: a janitor who appears to have some dark like advice
- 40:09Speaker 1: for Lou Diamond phillips character. I love Malcolm McDowell. So
- 40:14Speaker 1: as I was watching this, it was like, I can't
- 40:17Speaker 1: quite get my finger on how much of a of
- 40:21Speaker 1: a comedy this is. Like, there may just be a
- 40:23Speaker 1: lot of dark humor and it's not really a comedy.
- 40:27Speaker 1: The feeling I get is it might be somewhere in
- 40:29Speaker 1: the heathers category. Yeah, I think so too. So this
- 40:33Speaker 1: premiered back in twenty twenty three and did the film
- 40:38Speaker 1: festival circuit. So the reason we're talking about it now
- 40:40Speaker 1: is because it's getting an actual release.
- 40:43Speaker 2: Yeah, on July twenty fifth. It's a digital release, so
- 40:47Speaker 2: I don't think it's going to theaters. I think it's
- 40:49Speaker 2: going to be video on demand. But it comes out
- 40:51Speaker 2: July twenty fifth. I think it had some very limited
- 40:53Speaker 2: release in some theaters, but it didn't come.
- 40:55Speaker 1: Here select theaters starting on July twenty fifth for showing
- 41:01Speaker 1: dot net, So I guess we'll have to see. Yeah.
- 41:03Speaker 2: But yeah, that that one I think looks appealing to me.
- 41:07Speaker 2: I like the trailer.
- 41:08Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it looks. It looks it looks thrillery but
- 41:13Speaker 1: also fun. Yeah, not a heart wrenchingly horrific. Yeah, which
- 41:19Speaker 1: is a very different metric for Jonathan and I so
- 41:21Speaker 1: like to take true.
- 41:22Speaker 2: Yeah, it takes a lot to wrench my heart. Actually
- 41:24Speaker 2: doesn't take a lot. It just takes the right thing.
- 41:27Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 41:28Speaker 2: Like if it's like, if it's something where it's like
- 41:30Speaker 2: a sweet story about you know, a child and their pet,
- 41:35Speaker 2: then forget it. I'm gonna the water works are coming
- 41:37Speaker 2: on immediately, So for sure. Well let's let's move on
- 41:41Speaker 2: to what is in our actual lineup. And keeping in
- 41:44Speaker 2: mind that the barrier between that and the stuff that
- 41:46Speaker 2: doesn't fit is getting hazier with every episode. But we
- 41:51Speaker 2: start off with another trailer for I Know What You
- 41:53Speaker 2: Did Last Summer? I know that. I We're supposed to
- 41:56Speaker 2: kind of avoid just talking about trailer variants after week,
- 42:01Speaker 2: but this one gave a bit more information about our
- 42:06Speaker 2: potential victims. Yeah, no, young people who did a stupid
- 42:12Speaker 2: thing by running down either yet another supernatural fisherman or
- 42:17Speaker 2: perhaps the same one from the original films.
- 42:20Speaker 1: We don't know. Yeah, I did, really what this It's like,
- 42:24Speaker 1: it's like those old fairy tales. And I had a
- 42:27Speaker 1: friend recently tell me that current generations don't know fairy tales,
- 42:32Speaker 1: and I refuse to believe that's true. But it's fairy
- 42:36Speaker 1: tales were originally a cautionary tale, Like we're cautionary tales
- 42:39Speaker 1: if you didn't know, And so this is a cautionary
- 42:41Speaker 1: tale of if you do something wrong, fess up to it.
- 42:45Speaker 2: Yeah, don't try to hide it and run from it.
- 42:48Speaker 2: So in both the I Know What You Did Last
- 42:52Speaker 2: Summer original film and in this reboot, it has a
- 42:58Speaker 2: group of young adults or teenagers kind of hard to say,
- 43:02Speaker 2: because I mean everybody who's playing a teenagers in their
- 43:05Speaker 2: mid to late twenties. Anyway, They're in a car and
- 43:08Speaker 2: they're not really paying attention, and they hit someone who's
- 43:11Speaker 2: walking on the road who's dressed in like like like
- 43:17Speaker 2: period New England fishermen gear, like not the kind of
- 43:22Speaker 2: stuff you would see a typical modern person wearing. And
- 43:25Speaker 2: then they they make it a hit and run. They
- 43:28Speaker 2: flee the scene, and then like the next year, they
- 43:32Speaker 2: get messages saying I Know what you did last summer
- 43:35Speaker 2: and they're being stalked by this unstoppable killing machine. We
- 43:38Speaker 2: also got to see a lot more of Freddie Prinz
- 43:40Speaker 2: Junior and Jennifer Love Hewitt, who were both in the
- 43:43Speaker 2: original I Know What You Did Last Summer, so they
- 43:46Speaker 2: were apprising their roles. They're playing the same characters, to
- 43:50Speaker 2: the point where Jennifer Love Hewitt even does a new
- 43:53Speaker 2: take on her famous line what was it like what
- 43:58Speaker 2: are you waiting for?
- 44:00Speaker 1: Line?
- 44:01Speaker 2: As if you're asking, as if I know I was
- 44:04Speaker 2: asking because I was trying to jog my own memory.
- 44:06Speaker 1: Okay to say I did not watch the first I
- 44:09Speaker 1: will not watch the second. It's it was also parodied
- 44:12Speaker 1: in scary movie and Scream, right, no love Scream. Honestly,
- 44:19Speaker 1: Scream came first, and then I Know What you did
- 44:23Speaker 1: last summer was kind of writing on the coattails of Scream.
- 44:26Speaker 1: So Scream kind of brought in a new era of
- 44:29Speaker 1: slasher movies, which had largely kind of been dormant before
- 44:33Speaker 1: Scream came on. And then you had a lot of
- 44:35Speaker 1: different movies that tried to cash in on that same
- 44:38Speaker 1: kind of aesthetic and story, and I Know What you
- 44:41Speaker 1: did last summer was one of many that did that.
- 44:44Speaker 1: And I've always maintained that It's It's it does not
- 44:49Speaker 1: compare well to Scream. Scream is a better movie and
- 44:52Speaker 1: a better movie franchise generally than I Know What you
- 44:55Speaker 1: did last summer. That being said, I still got a
- 44:58Speaker 1: soft spot in my heart now what you did last summer,
- 45:00Speaker 1: because they had some fun kills in it, and you
- 45:03Speaker 1: had some great like actor Sarah Michelle Geller was in
- 45:06Speaker 1: one of those. So yeah, yeah, I do like, I
- 45:09Speaker 1: do like the cast. I just I haven't. I didn't
- 45:13Speaker 1: watch Scream until like the last five years. We put
- 45:17Speaker 1: it on for a Halloween movie. So now I've seen
- 45:19Speaker 1: Scream one, two, and three, three. He's my favorite. Yeah,
- 45:22Speaker 1: so you saw it. You saw it in the last
- 45:24Speaker 1: five years.
- 45:24Speaker 2: Does that mean you watch the movies backwards and then
- 45:27Speaker 2: you are half the movies backwards, you watch the other
- 45:29Speaker 2: half of the movies forwards and it meet in the
- 45:31Speaker 2: middle as the last five years.
- 45:33Speaker 1: Joke, I probably could for as much as I follow them.
- 45:38Speaker 2: Uh, that's a joke for our musical theater fans out
- 45:41Speaker 2: there and everybody else.
- 45:42Speaker 1: I apologize, And I realized it's controversial to say I
- 45:45Speaker 1: like the third Scream the best, but it's the goofiest,
- 45:50Speaker 1: so it's the least scary, so it's it's the most
- 45:52Speaker 1: fun for me. It's the last.
- 45:54Speaker 2: It's the last one I've seen. I haven't watched the
- 45:57Speaker 2: more recent maybe that maybe I saw four. I can't
- 46:00Speaker 2: remember if I saw four or not. I know i've
- 46:02Speaker 2: seen the first three. I will I will try to
- 46:05Speaker 2: watch some more of them.
- 46:06Speaker 1: I am gonna have to start doing like parental review
- 46:08Speaker 1: or something like that, just to make sure that I
- 46:11Speaker 1: do that for scary movies to determine whether I can
- 46:14Speaker 1: watch them or not, like, because it will outline the
- 46:18Speaker 1: scary things that happen, and I can determine whether or
- 46:20Speaker 1: not those are going to upset me too much or not.
- 46:23Speaker 1: But yeah, so I did. I thought I thought Scream
- 46:26Speaker 1: was because I know what you did last summer came out,
- 46:28Speaker 1: So thank you for correcting me. Yeah.
- 46:31Speaker 2: So yeah, it looks okay, like you know, I guess
- 46:35Speaker 2: if you're into that kind of slasher movie stuff, this
- 46:40Speaker 2: looks like I mean, it certainly looks like it's a
- 46:42Speaker 2: well produced movie. I can't say that it's it's grabbed
- 46:48Speaker 2: me enough for make me want to watch it, because
- 46:50Speaker 2: I just feel that I feel like there's not enough
- 46:54Speaker 2: to those films to really pull me in, to hook
- 46:59Speaker 2: me to was a pun. I don't think there's enough
- 47:03Speaker 2: to hook me to watch. I know what you did
- 47:05Speaker 2: last summer, but I do think it's it looks like
- 47:09Speaker 2: they spent some decent money on making it, so there's
- 47:11Speaker 2: that at least. We also got a trailer for season
- 47:15Speaker 2: two of Wednesday, which was kind of cute.
- 47:19Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's again like we've got a few things
- 47:22Speaker 1: that it's not the first trailer of. And I know
- 47:24Speaker 1: he said, like Johnas said, we weren't going to do
- 47:26Speaker 1: much of those, but the ones this time at least
- 47:28Speaker 1: give more information. So this one is actually kind of
- 47:31Speaker 1: like a commercial for the Academy that Wednesday goes to
- 47:38Speaker 1: Nevermore with the new head of the Academy, who is
- 47:43Speaker 1: played by Steve Bushmi. I want to say, he looks
- 47:46Speaker 1: less awkward the.
- 47:47Speaker 2: Older he gets. Yeah, his character name is apparently I
- 47:51Speaker 2: think Barry Dort is what he says. I didn't have
- 47:55Speaker 2: credit close caption on, so I'm not entirely certain, but yeah,
- 48:00Speaker 2: and he talks about how he wants to return the
- 48:02Speaker 2: school to its outcast roots, and I thought it was cute.
- 48:08Speaker 2: I thought it was weird because it feels like the
- 48:10Speaker 2: entire trailer is done in adr like. I don't think
- 48:12Speaker 2: any of that sound was picked up on set. It
- 48:16Speaker 2: seemed like everything was a recorded line that was matched
- 48:20Speaker 2: to the mouth movements of the original take. Maybe I'm
- 48:25Speaker 2: wrong about that, It just felt that way to me.
- 48:28Speaker 2: I still watched the first season of Wednesday, and the
- 48:30Speaker 2: people I talked to who have seen it tell me
- 48:32Speaker 2: they're like, the performances are fun, but the story. They
- 48:37Speaker 2: didn't like the story very much, And so I just
- 48:39Speaker 2: haven't gotten around to watching it. But I'm hopeful that
- 48:41Speaker 2: the second season will be better. I know that Jenna
- 48:44Speaker 2: Ortega took a much more active role in developing the
- 48:47Speaker 2: story for season two.
- 48:49Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm excited solely for that reason because I watched
- 48:52Speaker 1: about half of the first season. The storyline was fine.
- 48:56Speaker 1: It was generic GoF teenager academy drama, which I say
- 49:01Speaker 1: because we also got like Sabrina and you know, a
- 49:04Speaker 1: bunch of other stuff like that. So the storyline was okay.
- 49:07Speaker 1: The acting was good exception of Mortitia and Gomez, which
- 49:11Speaker 1: those are two phenomenal actors, and I just felt like
- 49:13Speaker 1: their chemistry was lacking.
- 49:16Speaker 2: Which is like, that's like you've got to have that
- 49:19Speaker 2: lightning chemistry between those two because you have to be
- 49:22Speaker 2: convinced that they would literally do anything for each other.
- 49:26Speaker 1: And it's it's not even that I didn't believe that
- 49:28Speaker 1: they wouldn't do that. I believed that those characters love
- 49:31Speaker 1: each other. And I think that the two actresses who
- 49:35Speaker 1: are two actresses, the two actors who played them are
- 49:38Speaker 1: like I said, very very good. I think it's maybe
- 49:41Speaker 1: it was missing like some quickness, quippiness, or some verve
- 49:45Speaker 1: or just just lacking. There wasn't a comedic edge there.
- 49:50Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm curious about season two. Maybe I'll watch it
- 49:55Speaker 2: and not even bother watching the first season, or maybe
- 49:58Speaker 2: i'll like read like a synops. I know that One
- 50:00Speaker 2: of the other things one of my friends said was
- 50:02Speaker 2: that in in fact, I think it was Shay who
- 50:04Speaker 2: had said that there was some behind the scenes issues
- 50:09Speaker 2: with one of the actors, and uh, like there was
- 50:13Speaker 2: like a love triangle thing set up, and like there's
- 50:16Speaker 2: two potential love interests, and the one that ends up
- 50:20Speaker 2: being the bad guy ended up being the actor who
- 50:23Speaker 2: is actually a pretty decent person, and the one who
- 50:25Speaker 2: ended up being the actual love interest ended up being
- 50:28Speaker 2: an actor who did some things that were not decent,
- 50:31Speaker 2: which means that unfortunately, like the casting of that means that, well,
- 50:38Speaker 2: you've got to figure out what you're going to do
- 50:39Speaker 2: in season two if you're not bringing that actor back
- 50:42Speaker 2: and you've dispatched the actor who was it was a
- 50:47Speaker 2: decent person, but playing the bad guy.
- 50:49Speaker 1: I mean, it's Wednesday, it's Adam's family. You can undispatch somebody.
- 50:55Speaker 1: But that is unfortunate to hear. I do, I do.
- 51:00Speaker 1: I didn't hear any of those rumors about bad behavior
- 51:02Speaker 1: on set, so I do believe them.
- 51:03Speaker 2: Yeah, I to be clear, this is also like third
- 51:06Speaker 2: hand information at this point, Shaye told me something, and
- 51:09Speaker 2: I could be completely misremembering, so I don't want to
- 51:12Speaker 2: throw her under the bus either. I could be misremembering that.
- 51:15Speaker 1: I do remember reports saying that Jenna Ortega didn't feel
- 51:18Speaker 1: there was a need for a romantic interest or storyline
- 51:22Speaker 1: or something like that in season right now, that I agree.
- 51:25Speaker 1: I agree with that. I agree with that too. That
- 51:27Speaker 1: also could have changed since that article came out, but
- 51:31Speaker 1: I guess we will have to see or at least
- 51:34Speaker 1: read about it. We also got a second trailer for Weapons,
- 51:38Speaker 1: which is the new Zach Kreeger movie.
- 51:39Speaker 2: Yeah, this is the one where the children get out
- 51:42Speaker 2: of bed in the middle of the night and then
- 51:43Speaker 2: go running out across town with their arms spread off
- 51:47Speaker 2: to the sides and turn Yeah. It turns out it's
- 51:51Speaker 2: seventeen children who all belonged to the same classroom at
- 51:54Speaker 2: the local school, and those are the only ones who disappeared.
- 51:58Speaker 2: So of course suspicion turns on the teacher, who seems
- 52:01Speaker 2: to be innocent and just as concerned about what's happening
- 52:05Speaker 2: with the children as everybody else. But of course she's
- 52:08Speaker 2: the one who's in the crosshairs because she's the common
- 52:11Speaker 2: point between all these children. This trailer looks pretty spooky
- 52:18Speaker 2: and scary. We also get to see another person who
- 52:21Speaker 2: wants to turn their face into hamburger using a fork,
- 52:25Speaker 2: so it's not just the female character. There's a male
- 52:28Speaker 2: character who's doing it in this one.
- 52:30Speaker 1: Yep. I I like that these trailers are doing a
- 52:35Speaker 1: good job of slowly releasing like little bits of tidbits
- 52:40Speaker 1: more about the story to let to give you a
- 52:43Speaker 1: better idea of what's happening with it. Doesn't feel like
- 52:46Speaker 1: it feels like they aren't ruining the story. Yeah, they haven't.
- 52:49Speaker 1: They haven't given.
- 52:50Speaker 2: Away the secret right Like, yeah, I I still feel
- 52:56Speaker 2: like I could go and see this and still be
- 52:59Speaker 2: surprised by the reveal. Same same, except you'll never go
- 53:04Speaker 2: see it.
- 53:05Speaker 1: I acted this one.
- 53:06Speaker 2: I might, Oh, Okay, I was just gonna say, like,
- 53:09Speaker 2: no one's going to see this one. I know Shay
- 53:10Speaker 2: won't because it has children being put into.
- 53:13Speaker 1: Danger, so I I will have to do a parental review.
- 53:21Speaker 2: And then you can get back to me. So this
- 53:24Speaker 2: one comes out August eighth, so we've got a little
- 53:26Speaker 2: time to determine. I think I'm gonna watch it. I
- 53:29Speaker 2: also liked in this trailer, there was a moment where
- 53:32Speaker 2: there's like, assuming this all happens in the same span,
- 53:36Speaker 2: because you can never tell a trailer's right. They can
- 53:38Speaker 2: splice together different things and make it look like it's
- 53:40Speaker 2: one scene when it's really two separate parts of a movie.
- 53:43Speaker 2: But it looks like there's two adults just kind of
- 53:46Speaker 2: staring motionless down a hallway, and then there's a line
- 53:51Speaker 2: of salt between them and a young boy who is
- 53:55Speaker 2: slowly moving to cross the line of salt. And I'm like, well,
- 53:59Speaker 2: that's kind of interesting that have the line of salt
- 54:00Speaker 2: because obviously that's like a common trope in supernatural stories, right,
- 54:05Speaker 2: that that salt provides a barrier of protection between you
- 54:08Speaker 2: and a supernatural evil. So I thought that was interesting
- 54:12Speaker 2: to have that little detail thrown in there too.
- 54:16Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that Yes, I'll chat more with you about
- 54:23Speaker 1: this movie afterwards so we can determine if I want
- 54:25Speaker 1: to see it with you.
- 54:27Speaker 2: Sure, I don't blame anyone for I mean, this looks intense.
- 54:31Speaker 2: It looks like an intense film.
- 54:32Speaker 1: So I know it also looks very like suspenseful. Yeah.
- 54:37Speaker 1: Becca's not going to see it with me.
- 54:39Speaker 2: She noped out after the first trailer, Shaye's not going
- 54:42Speaker 2: to see it with me because I wouldn't want to
- 54:43Speaker 2: torture her.
- 54:45Speaker 1: So yeah, I have friends who nope out over completely
- 54:49Speaker 1: different reasons for movies, one of those being any movie
- 54:54Speaker 1: directed by Yes, You're the most thank you. Yeah. Another
- 55:00Speaker 1: name I have to pull up so I can pronounce
- 55:02Speaker 1: it correctly. Uh yeah.
- 55:04Speaker 2: So Yorgos Lanthomos, who directed Poor Things and Kind Kinds
- 55:09Speaker 2: of Kindness, has a new film coming out, Bogonia, and
- 55:16Speaker 2: like Kinds of Kindness, it has two of the actors
- 55:18Speaker 2: who appeared in that movie, Emma Stone and Jesse Plemmons.
- 55:23Speaker 2: They were both like, I'm getting the feeling that Lanthomos
- 55:25Speaker 2: is another one of those actors who kind of accumulates
- 55:29Speaker 2: a roster of actors that he just really likes to
- 55:31Speaker 2: work with, Because, like Willem Dafoe has been in multiple projects,
- 55:35Speaker 2: Emma Stone's been in like four of them at this point.
- 55:38Speaker 2: She was in The Favorite, she was in Poor Things,
- 55:41Speaker 2: she was in Kinds of Kindness.
- 55:42Speaker 1: Was she in the Lobster? No, I don't.
- 55:45Speaker 2: I don't think she was in the Lobster, but she was.
- 55:46Speaker 2: She's been in four Wait, if you count Bogonia. So
- 55:53Speaker 2: do you do you want to take a stab at
- 55:54Speaker 2: saying what do you think this movie is about? Based
- 55:56Speaker 2: on the trailer, Uh.
- 55:58Speaker 1: It's it's about you guys who believe that the CEO
- 56:02Speaker 1: of the powerful female CEO of a comfort company is
- 56:05Speaker 1: actually an alien and so they abduct her. Yeah.
- 56:10Speaker 2: So Jesse Plemons plays one of those two guys. Emma
- 56:12Speaker 2: Stone plays the CEO character. There's some narration from Jesse
- 56:17Speaker 2: Blemons about worker bees and queen bees, which is interesting
- 56:21Speaker 2: because at least in bee colonies, those are all female
- 56:25Speaker 2: only the drones are male. Yeah, and yeah, the whole
- 56:31Speaker 2: alien thing is wild. It looks like it's another sort
- 56:33Speaker 2: of either a thriller with some dark comedy elements, or
- 56:38Speaker 2: you might just call it a dark comedy. It's it
- 56:43Speaker 2: looks weird, but then so does all of Lanthamos's stuff.
- 56:46Speaker 2: Like Lanthimos just makes weird movies.
- 56:49Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and not necessarily very uplifting, although some people
- 56:53Speaker 1: would argue that some of them are. I the only
- 56:55Speaker 1: one of his movies that I have personally watched is
- 56:58Speaker 1: Poor Things, Because I and that movie. You would say, Ariel,
- 57:06Speaker 1: that movie's not really for you, and you would be right. However,
- 57:11Speaker 1: from a acting standpoint and listening to Emmastone talk about
- 57:14Speaker 1: the way that she developed her character and had to
- 57:16Speaker 1: go about acting her character, I felt like I needed
- 57:18Speaker 1: to watch it as an actor, as like a educational experience,
- 57:23Speaker 1: and it was really impressive.
- 57:27Speaker 2: She also came up with her dance in that she
- 57:31Speaker 2: does in Kinds of Kindness while she was working on
- 57:35Speaker 2: Poor Things, because she talked about she did this, I
- 57:39Speaker 2: think it was on Fallon. She talked about how in
- 57:43Speaker 2: between shots she'd be in a different room just waiting,
- 57:47Speaker 2: and she likes to keep her energy up by still
- 57:51Speaker 2: moving around a lot, like not to sit down because
- 57:53Speaker 2: then she has to get her energy back up for
- 57:54Speaker 2: shooting scenes and stuff. So to move around she would
- 57:58Speaker 2: just do stuff like like just do a wacky dance
- 58:01Speaker 2: or whatever. And her friend caught her doing it on
- 58:04Speaker 2: camera while she was in Poor Things costume, makeup, hair,
- 58:08Speaker 2: all that stuff. And then if you watch that video
- 58:11Speaker 2: which she shared on Fallon, it's almost exactly what she
- 58:15Speaker 2: does in the Kinds of Kindness scene, Like if you
- 58:18Speaker 2: watch the trailer for that, you probably saw a sequence
- 58:20Speaker 2: of her dancing in a parking like like a little
- 58:24Speaker 2: parking lot and I was just like, oh, Lanthamos apparently
- 58:30Speaker 2: saw the video and said, we're gonna put that in
- 58:33Speaker 2: the next movie.
- 58:35Speaker 1: Nice. Nice, I didn't see kinds of kindness. I have
- 58:39Speaker 1: to read.
- 58:41Speaker 2: That's a wild one. It's so it's three separate stories
- 58:48Speaker 2: with actors playing different characters, but it's the same actors, right,
- 58:52Speaker 2: So like Plemon's plays three different characters at least three,
- 58:55Speaker 2: as I recall, and the stories are only of connected.
- 59:01Speaker 1: So it's almost like a h An anthology of three
- 59:05Speaker 1: independent stories. And they're all I mean, they're all Lanthema's stories.
- 59:10Speaker 1: They're all weird. H yeah, yeah, uh. Interesting fun fact
- 59:16Speaker 1: from watching drop Out. Krtey Katie Merovitch's favorite movie is
- 59:20Speaker 1: like the Killing of the Sacred Deer, Killing of a
- 59:22Speaker 1: Sacred Wow, that's that's hard to watch. I think. I
- 59:27Speaker 1: think I'm recalling that correctly.
- 59:29Speaker 3: Wow, that's I mean, props, props, I guess. But that
- 59:33Speaker 3: is another one I haven't. It talks about an animal dying,
- 59:38Speaker 3: so obviously I have not watched it.
- 59:40Speaker 1: Well, it's it's more complicated than that, but yeah, I'm sure,
- 59:44Speaker 1: I'm well, it's it's anathemas. It certainly is more complicated
- 59:48Speaker 1: than that. Uh, but yeah, very interesting, but the log
- 59:56Speaker 1: line for it is interesting to me. I'm not gonna
- 59:58Speaker 1: lie I include it because aliens.
- 1:00:02Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I mean totally. Like Lanthemos is a director
- 1:00:07Speaker 2: that I feel like I should like his work more
- 1:00:11Speaker 2: because it's so it's very it's visionary, and it's bold, right,
- 1:00:17Speaker 2: Like it's not it's not your normal stuff, but it
- 1:00:22Speaker 2: also does. It's also it's challenging, which is not a
- 1:00:26Speaker 2: bad thing, but sometimes I feel it's directly challenging you
- 1:00:29Speaker 2: to like it. Yeah, Like I dare you to like
- 1:00:33Speaker 2: this movie.
- 1:00:34Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know that I'm up for that.
- 1:00:36Speaker 1: Dare Yeah, Now I I have to I have to
- 1:00:43Speaker 1: double check myself about Wow, well yes she is, she
- 1:00:51Speaker 1: is public Okay. I wanted to make sure that Killing
- 1:00:53Speaker 1: of a Sacred Dear was Katie Marriwch's favorite movie because
- 1:00:55Speaker 1: I said it was and it is. Anyhow, the next
- 1:00:59Speaker 1: movie we have is called The Roofman. Uh, Fighter of
- 1:01:04Speaker 1: the Floor Man. No, it is called the Roofman, but
- 1:01:07Speaker 1: it has nothing to do with always Sunny Day Man
- 1:01:09Speaker 1: nightmaan No, but it is based off a true story.
- 1:01:13Speaker 2: It is.
- 1:01:15Speaker 1: About kind of like a convict con man who is
- 1:01:23Speaker 1: not very good at it but is also very smart,
- 1:01:25Speaker 1: who escaped prison and hides out.
- 1:01:28Speaker 2: Yeah, so this is a story about Jeffrey Manchester. And
- 1:01:32Speaker 2: if you were watching the news back in the day,
- 1:01:36Speaker 2: Jeffrey Manchester made a name for himself because he would
- 1:01:40Speaker 2: he would break into places by cutting or drilling a
- 1:01:44Speaker 2: hole through the roof of the place, us getting the
- 1:01:47Speaker 2: nickname the roofman, and dropping into places, and typically it
- 1:01:51Speaker 2: was a McDonald's like he did. He robbed a lot
- 1:01:54Speaker 2: of McDonald's, like I think, like a couple of dozen
- 1:01:58Speaker 2: different McDonald's locations over the course of his criminal career,
- 1:02:02Speaker 2: and he would hide and wait for the morning shift
- 1:02:05Speaker 2: to come in and wait to hear things were going
- 1:02:10Speaker 2: before he would pop out with a gun. He would
- 1:02:15Speaker 2: strive to be non violent and apparently very polite, but
- 1:02:19Speaker 2: he would ussure people to go into the walk in
- 1:02:22Speaker 2: freezer and lock them in there, even asking making sure
- 1:02:25Speaker 2: that they were dressed warmly so they wouldn't suffer. Then
- 1:02:28Speaker 2: he would rob the place blind and then make a
- 1:02:30Speaker 2: break for it, and they called him the roofman because
- 1:02:32Speaker 2: he was always coming in through the roof. He eventually
- 1:02:35Speaker 2: got caught sent to prison, he escaped prison, this is
- 1:02:38Speaker 2: all true, and then he ended up moving into a
- 1:02:44Speaker 2: Toys r Us. He was hiding out inside the Toys
- 1:02:47Speaker 2: r Us and essentially slowly robbing the Toys r Us
- 1:02:51Speaker 2: while also planning robberies elsewhere while incorporating himself into the
- 1:02:56Speaker 2: local community. And this film is essentially a retailer of
- 1:03:00Speaker 2: that story while taking some, you know, some some dramatic liberties. Personally,
- 1:03:06Speaker 2: my favorite thing about this trailer was Peter Dnklidge.
- 1:03:10Speaker 1: Yeah it does. It stars Channing Tatum and Peter Dinklage
- 1:03:13Speaker 1: and Gosh, I can't remember the Thord person. I mean,
- 1:03:20Speaker 1: stealing is bad, right, you shouldn't you shouldn't steal, you
- 1:03:24Speaker 1: shouldn't armed rob things.
- 1:03:26Speaker 2: Uh.
- 1:03:28Speaker 1: Kirsten Dunst. Kirsten Dunst is the person I was trying
- 1:03:31Speaker 1: to think of. I was like Claar Dain's, No, that's
- 1:03:33Speaker 1: not who it is. It's Kurston dunt who is in
- 1:03:35Speaker 1: Spider Man the Original. Uh, the Samuraimi. I don't know,
- 1:03:39Speaker 1: there's probably Spider Man's before that, but the Samurai Spider Man.
- 1:03:41Speaker 1: She was in that. She was Mary Jane.
- 1:03:44Speaker 3: Uh.
- 1:03:44Speaker 1: Yeah, don't stealing is bad? Armed robbery is bad, but
- 1:03:47Speaker 1: if you're gonna do it, I mean, I can't understand
- 1:03:49Speaker 1: why they've made a movie about this, because it is
- 1:03:52Speaker 1: an interesting story. You know, one being a super night
- 1:03:55Speaker 1: like you're robbing, but you don't want to hurt people.
- 1:03:57Speaker 1: You are hurting people by stealing from them. You're hurting
- 1:03:59Speaker 1: the corporations, but you don't want to hurt individuals, right,
- 1:04:02Speaker 1: and then moving into a toys r us It is
- 1:04:04Speaker 1: a bonker's story. I completely understand why they would have
- 1:04:08Speaker 1: made it. Sure, but it's also interesting because Channing Tatum
- 1:04:14Speaker 1: also did Logan Lucky, which is also about stealing from
- 1:04:17Speaker 1: a corporation. It's a very good movie. I highly recommend Logan.
- 1:04:20Speaker 1: We should remember that when we're talking about McDonald's, you're
- 1:04:23Speaker 1: stealing from the franchise e. Yeah.
- 1:04:25Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not stealing from the McDonald's corporation. You're stealing
- 1:04:28Speaker 2: from yeah whichever business person. Yeah again, I am not
- 1:04:32Speaker 2: condoning stealing now. Granted, if they could just get those
- 1:04:36Speaker 2: gosh darn ice cream machines working, maybe we wouldn't target
- 1:04:40Speaker 2: them so much.
- 1:04:41Speaker 1: Those freaking freakin' ice cream machine gremlins.
- 1:04:44Speaker 2: I actually did an episode about that in tech stuff
- 1:04:47Speaker 2: to say, to talk about why those machines are never working,
- 1:04:51Speaker 2: and like that's a I mean, that's a whole nother racket, y'all.
- 1:04:54Speaker 2: It's interesting. But yeah, this looks like it's taking a
- 1:05:00Speaker 2: slightly tongue in cheek approach to telling the story and
- 1:05:04Speaker 2: considering again that he tried to avoid violence as much
- 1:05:09Speaker 2: as he possibly could, and that his crimes were not
- 1:05:13Speaker 2: directed at like, you know, ripping off little old ladies
- 1:05:16Speaker 2: who you know, were living off their pension checks or whatever.
- 1:05:20Speaker 2: I think it's fine to have that kind of fun
- 1:05:23Speaker 2: sort of angle to it. Manchester, the real guy is
- 1:05:28Speaker 2: still in prison to this day. His second I want
- 1:05:31Speaker 2: to say, he was sentenced to forty five years in
- 1:05:34Speaker 2: prison after after being caught the second time around, and
- 1:05:37Speaker 2: he has attempted to escape at least two or three
- 1:05:40Speaker 2: times since then.
- 1:05:41Speaker 1: So goodness, this movie looks interesting to me. I honestly
- 1:05:46Speaker 1: think I'll probably watch it.
- 1:05:48Speaker 2: And then next up we have a series, a trailer
- 1:05:51Speaker 2: for a series on Hulu. This is the one that
- 1:05:54Speaker 2: I was saying I could have put in the other
- 1:05:57Speaker 2: section as well, but you said you had a defense
- 1:06:00Speaker 2: for it. It's Washington. Black is the name of the series.
- 1:06:03Speaker 1: Yeah, it's about a young slave on a Barbados plantation.
- 1:06:08Speaker 1: I'm reading the log Lane who scapes and goes on
- 1:06:12Speaker 1: a globe spanning adventure and the reason why I feel
- 1:06:14Speaker 1: First of all, yes, the trailer makes it feel fantastical
- 1:06:18Speaker 1: a little bit in the way they portray the adventures,
- 1:06:21Speaker 1: But to me, Gulliver's travels around the world in eighty
- 1:06:25Speaker 1: days are all things that I would put into a
- 1:06:27Speaker 1: geek category.
- 1:06:29Speaker 2: Of like.
- 1:06:33Speaker 1: Adventure and fantasy and exploring new worlds. And I don't
- 1:06:37Speaker 1: know how deep they'll dive into it, but it very
- 1:06:40Speaker 1: gave me. It very much gave me that sort of
- 1:06:42Speaker 1: a vibe.
- 1:06:42Speaker 2: Yeah, this is based off a novel that was written
- 1:06:45Speaker 2: I think twenty eighteen, I think is when this book
- 1:06:48Speaker 2: came out as a Canadian author who wrote this, and
- 1:06:54Speaker 2: I'm vaguely familiar with the novel. I don't know how
- 1:07:00Speaker 2: closely the movie is going to adhere to the book,
- 1:07:03Speaker 2: but based on the trailer, it looked pretty faithful. I mean,
- 1:07:07Speaker 2: I'm sure it's going to have to compress a lot
- 1:07:09Speaker 2: of stuff in order to tell the story, but it
- 1:07:12Speaker 2: looked like it was following the general beats of the
- 1:07:15Speaker 2: story that I remember from the novel, and I think
- 1:07:20Speaker 2: it looks like it's very well made. I'm glad it's
- 1:07:22Speaker 2: a series and not just a movie, because if it
- 1:07:24Speaker 2: were just a movie, I think I may have even
- 1:07:27Speaker 2: said that a second ago, but like, if it were
- 1:07:28Speaker 2: just a movie, then you'd have to leave so much
- 1:07:30Speaker 2: more stuff out.
- 1:07:32Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I I am very much interested in this.
- 1:07:36Speaker 1: It looks great. Sterling K. Brown is in it, not
- 1:07:39Speaker 1: as the titular character because that's a young young adult,
- 1:07:44Speaker 1: older child, but also executive produces it. Again, it just
- 1:07:50Speaker 1: follows into that period adventure geekdom. Also, I guess twenty
- 1:07:56Speaker 1: thousand Leagues Under the Sea I would put into that category,
- 1:07:58Speaker 1: even though that is definitely more fantastical or journey to
- 1:08:02Speaker 1: the Center of the Earth. It looks really good to me.
- 1:08:05Speaker 2: I mean it looks again, it looks like it's incredibly
- 1:08:07Speaker 2: well made. So I'm certainly interested at least to hear
- 1:08:12Speaker 2: your take on it. Like, maybe I'll watch it too,
- 1:08:14Speaker 2: because me, like I said, I'm familiar with the novel,
- 1:08:17Speaker 2: so it'd be interesting to see how they adapt it.
- 1:08:20Speaker 2: And like I said, based on the trailer, it looked
- 1:08:22Speaker 2: like they did a pretty darn good job like nothing
- 1:08:25Speaker 2: stood out to me as being Oh, well, that's different.
- 1:08:27Speaker 1: You say you're familiar with the novel in a positive
- 1:08:30Speaker 1: or negative way.
- 1:08:34Speaker 2: I mean, I think it was well written, like it's
- 1:08:39Speaker 2: I don't know, maybe if it had been a little
- 1:08:41Speaker 2: more on the fantastical side, it would have resonated with
- 1:08:43Speaker 2: me more. But then I don't know that it would
- 1:08:47Speaker 2: have been as emotionally impactful. So it's hard to say
- 1:08:51Speaker 2: like I didn't I didn't feel that it spoke to
- 1:08:56Speaker 2: me on a deep level. But also it's in a
- 1:09:00Speaker 2: while since I've read it.
- 1:09:01Speaker 1: So gotcha, gotcha something.
- 1:09:06Speaker 2: And I don't know if you know this, arial but
- 1:09:08Speaker 2: between when I read it and now, I had a
- 1:09:10Speaker 2: little medical whoopsie.
- 1:09:12Speaker 1: Oh I mean that's that's fine. Time has no meaning
- 1:09:17Speaker 1: to me. So thank you for clarifying that. It just,
- 1:09:20Speaker 1: you know, everything up there got scrambled a little bit,
- 1:09:23Speaker 1: is all I'm saying. Yeah, Hash Browns. Anyhow, if Historical
- 1:09:31Speaker 1: Adventures is your jam, maybe check it out. This next trailer.
- 1:09:37Speaker 1: We've talked a little bit about this. This one is
- 1:09:40Speaker 1: not for me, oh wow, because I saw this and
- 1:09:43Speaker 1: I was like, oh, this is the one that sold me. Really,
- 1:09:47Speaker 1: I mean, I think So the trailer is for The
- 1:09:50Speaker 1: Toxic Avenger, which is a Trauma film, one of James
- 1:09:54Speaker 1: gunns earlier's earlier works. Back. We've talked a little bit
- 1:09:57Speaker 1: about this on the show before, back when he was
- 1:09:58Speaker 1: trying to be like super edgy.
- 1:10:00Speaker 2: To be fair, James Gunn and Trauma did Tromeo and Juliet.
- 1:10:05Speaker 2: He didn't do the Toxic He didn't do the Toxic Adventure. Okay,
- 1:10:09Speaker 2: Tromeo and Juliette.
- 1:10:10Speaker 1: I did not like. I did see it. I can't
- 1:10:12Speaker 1: recommend it, but you know, uh, it's it was an edgy, weird,
- 1:10:19Speaker 1: kind of grody film. I would say that is getting
- 1:10:24Speaker 1: a remake. And all of the teasers up to this
- 1:10:27Speaker 1: point have felt super low budget, kind of like the
- 1:10:30Speaker 1: original did because they were B movies at the time,
- 1:10:34Speaker 1: for sure, But this trailer brings the budget up the
- 1:10:39Speaker 1: most ridiculous. So Peter Danklish plays a toxic toxic Oh whoo,
- 1:10:45Speaker 1: the Toxic Avenger Adventure. Yes, Toxic Avenger, thank you. I'm
- 1:10:51Speaker 1: putting a D in there. I don't know why.
- 1:10:53Speaker 2: The Avenger. He's an ad man with a difference. He
- 1:11:01Speaker 2: john hams it up all over the screen.
- 1:11:06Speaker 1: Yeah, so he's a janitor who's struggling to take care
- 1:11:08Speaker 1: of his kid. He's not getting paid enough, and he
- 1:11:10Speaker 1: realizes the company he's working for is doing some shady
- 1:11:14Speaker 1: stuff and gets turned into uh like the toxic Avenger.
- 1:11:23Speaker 2: Uh.
- 1:11:24Speaker 1: I don't know how else to put it. And yeah,
- 1:11:30Speaker 1: it's got a bizarre cast. Yeah it does.
- 1:11:33Speaker 2: I mean, like, you know, you've got like Elijah Wood
- 1:11:36Speaker 2: playing a really creepy character makes me think of a
- 1:11:40Speaker 2: little bit of his character from Sin City, though he's
- 1:11:44Speaker 2: much more visually creepy in this.
- 1:11:46Speaker 1: He looks like Danny DeVito's the Penguin in it kind of.
- 1:11:50Speaker 2: Yeah, he's got bald on top and long, stringy black hair,
- 1:11:53Speaker 2: and but yeah, he's reminding me of is what gosh,
- 1:11:57Speaker 2: what was his character name in Sin City? I camera,
- 1:12:00Speaker 2: like a normal name, like Frank or something. I can't remember,
- 1:12:03Speaker 2: but it was.
- 1:12:05Speaker 1: Going to look it up. I was going to, but
- 1:12:08Speaker 1: it's taking my computers being dumb. But Kevin, Kevin, that's I. Yeah,
- 1:12:15Speaker 1: it was a very normal name. I thought.
- 1:12:19Speaker 2: I thought this trailer looked great. I thought that the
- 1:12:22Speaker 2: violence was particularly gratuitous in splattery in a way that
- 1:12:29Speaker 2: makes me think of classic trauma. So I found this
- 1:12:34Speaker 2: one pretty entertaining again, like Peter Dinklin was a highlight
- 1:12:37Speaker 2: for two different trailers for US this week, and this
- 1:12:42Speaker 2: comes out August twenty ninth. This was a movie that
- 1:12:45Speaker 2: for a while people were wondering if it was ever
- 1:12:48Speaker 2: going to come out, because like they shot this movie
- 1:12:50Speaker 2: like four or five years ago at least, So for
- 1:12:54Speaker 2: it to finally come out, it's pretty exciting.
- 1:12:57Speaker 1: Yeah. It also has Kevin Bacon as one of the
- 1:13:00Speaker 1: bad guys. I think Elijah Whit is his lackey. Yeah,
- 1:13:04Speaker 1: I think so. Yeah. So I'm definitely gonna watch this.
- 1:13:11Speaker 1: I don't know that.
- 1:13:11Speaker 2: Like, I'm hoping it's good and the trailer is not
- 1:13:14Speaker 2: just a collection of memorable moments and that's all it
- 1:13:19Speaker 2: has going for it.
- 1:13:20Speaker 1: I hope that's not the case. I hope they don't
- 1:13:22Speaker 1: Phantom menace. This is what I'm saying, gotcha, gotcha something
- 1:13:28Speaker 1: I will see. We also have a final trailer for
- 1:13:31Speaker 1: Fantastic Four. Again. I added it because there's a bunch
- 1:13:33Speaker 1: of stuff in it that's not in the previous trailers.
- 1:13:36Speaker 1: Hopefully it won't Hopefully it won't spoil the movie. Hopefully
- 1:13:42Speaker 1: those aren't all the good bits. But this last trailer
- 1:13:45Speaker 1: shows it quite a bit more comedy.
- 1:13:47Speaker 2: I would say, Yeah, it's got a lot of people
- 1:13:50Speaker 2: trying to set Ben Grem up to say it's Clober
- 1:13:53Speaker 2: in time, and he proclaims that he doesn't actually say that,
- 1:13:57Speaker 2: it's just something that's in the cartoon. So I love
- 1:14:00Speaker 2: that there is a cartoon version of the Fantastic Four
- 1:14:03Speaker 2: in this MCU, you know, multiverse variant.
- 1:14:07Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:14:08Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:14:09Speaker 1: Also we get to see a little bit more personality
- 1:14:11Speaker 1: from Johnny Storm, which I think is nice, with mostly
- 1:14:14Speaker 1: him teasing Ben Grim, which is right on brand. Yeah. Yeah,
- 1:14:20Speaker 1: the more I see of this movie, the more into
- 1:14:21Speaker 1: it I am. It comes out really.
- 1:14:23Speaker 2: Soon, so yeah, July twenty fifth. We got to see
- 1:14:27Speaker 2: a bit more of the Silver Surfer. We got to
- 1:14:29Speaker 2: see a lot of shadow and over the shoulder shots
- 1:14:33Speaker 2: of Galactus, but nothing showing.
- 1:14:35Speaker 1: His face yet. Yeah.
- 1:14:39Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought, I really like the aesthetic of this movie.
- 1:14:43Speaker 2: I think the aesthetic is corgeous. That retro futurism.
- 1:14:47Speaker 1: I love it. Yeah. They've also recently done some edits.
- 1:14:50Speaker 1: I read this on Yahoo this morning. They've done some edits.
- 1:14:53Speaker 1: So it was going to be slightly over two hours.
- 1:14:55Speaker 1: Now it's slightly under two hours. I'm kind of a fan.
- 1:15:00Speaker 1: Hopefully it holds up. I am a fan in general
- 1:15:03Speaker 1: of movies that are under two hours, provided you can
- 1:15:06Speaker 1: tell your story in that time. Yeah, I.
- 1:15:10Speaker 2: Like I like a movie to not have too much
- 1:15:13Speaker 2: padding or to feel like it's treading water, just so
- 1:15:16Speaker 2: that it can get to the point where the climax
- 1:15:19Speaker 2: can happen, because sometimes, like sometimes that's so noticeable that
- 1:15:24Speaker 2: you can articulate it right. You could say there's no reason,
- 1:15:28Speaker 2: like while you're watching it, at least if you're me.
- 1:15:30Speaker 2: While you're watching the movie, there can be moments where
- 1:15:32Speaker 2: you're thinking, there's no reason for this scene to exist.
- 1:15:36Speaker 2: You know, it's not developing the plot, we're not learning
- 1:15:38Speaker 2: anything new about the characters.
- 1:15:40Speaker 1: It's just there.
- 1:15:41Speaker 2: Why it must be there, because there must have been
- 1:15:44Speaker 2: a moment that the director or the editor particularly liked.
- 1:15:47Speaker 2: But if it's not adding anything to character or story,
- 1:15:50Speaker 2: I don't think it should be there necessarily. And I
- 1:15:56Speaker 2: I like the idea that maybe they tightened us up
- 1:15:59Speaker 2: a little bit, because some of the Marvel films do
- 1:16:03Speaker 2: come across as being a bit indulgent, and only a
- 1:16:06Speaker 2: few of the Marvel films feel like they have earned
- 1:16:09Speaker 2: the right to be indulgent.
- 1:16:12Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, for sure. But anyhow I am. I am
- 1:16:16Speaker 1: optimistic for this one. I love the aesthetic, I love
- 1:16:20Speaker 1: the cast. So even though I'm not ben Grim, I'll
- 1:16:25Speaker 1: get over it.
- 1:16:26Speaker 2: Well, there's always there's always variants.
- 1:16:29Speaker 1: There's always variants. Now I've got my eyes focused on,
- 1:16:32Speaker 1: you know, the new D and D television show coming
- 1:16:35Speaker 1: to Netflix. So yeah, maybe I'll start a viral camp
- 1:16:39Speaker 1: for that. It will go so well. The last thing
- 1:16:44Speaker 1: we got so a couple of weeks ago, Jonathan asked
- 1:16:47Speaker 1: me a question about what classic monster I would want rebooted,
- 1:16:50Speaker 1: and we both and he would want rebooted. We both
- 1:16:53Speaker 1: agreed the Creature from the Black Lagoon and James Wand
- 1:16:58Speaker 1: is working on a reboot for that, but we don't
- 1:17:00Speaker 1: have anything on that. We do have another Creature from
- 1:17:03Speaker 1: the Black Lagoon esque film that is coming out, has come.
- 1:17:07Speaker 2: Out, is coming out coming out July twenty fifth. July
- 1:17:10Speaker 2: twenty fifth, another one of those busy days. Like I
- 1:17:12Speaker 2: think last week we talked about how like mid to
- 1:17:16Speaker 2: late July is just packed with releases that are coming out.
- 1:17:20Speaker 2: Some of them are coming out to just straight to digital,
- 1:17:22Speaker 2: some are going to the theaters. This one is called well,
- 1:17:26Speaker 2: the English title is Monster Island. Apparently there's another version
- 1:17:30Speaker 2: of it where it's called All Wrong. Ikon and Shutter
- 1:17:35Speaker 2: has picked up at least the distribution for here in
- 1:17:38Speaker 2: the States. And it's a film that's set in nineteen forties,
- 1:17:45Speaker 2: so World War two era in the South Pacific, and
- 1:17:49Speaker 2: there are these Our protagonists are a disgraced Japanese soldier
- 1:17:54Speaker 2: who has been deemed a trader as being transported back
- 1:17:57Speaker 2: for essentially a court martial. A British prisoner of war
- 1:18:02Speaker 2: who's been captured by the Japanese. They've been shackled together,
- 1:18:06Speaker 2: but then the ship that they are on, the Japanese
- 1:18:09Speaker 2: ship they're on, is hit by a sub attack. Submarine attack,
- 1:18:13Speaker 2: and the two of them, I guess are the only
- 1:18:16Speaker 2: survivors from what we see in the trailer, and they
- 1:18:19Speaker 2: wash up on an island, only to find that this
- 1:18:22Speaker 2: island has an inhabitant in it that's like a gill
- 1:18:25Speaker 2: Man style monster that toats wants them both dead.
- 1:18:32Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's inspired by the creature from the Black
- 1:18:36Speaker 1: Lagoon as well as Malaysian folklore. And the one of
- 1:18:41Speaker 1: the producers is Mike Wallawan, who also worked on Crazy
- 1:18:44Speaker 1: Rich Asians, which I love that movie.
- 1:18:49Speaker 2: It is.
- 1:18:51Speaker 1: Interesting to me because while I like the creature from
- 1:18:54Speaker 1: the Black Lagoon, I don't know if I can't get
- 1:18:57Speaker 1: from the trailer whether this creature is inherently violent or
- 1:19:05Speaker 1: if it's also misunderstood.
- 1:19:08Speaker 2: It looks like it might be more of the first
- 1:19:10Speaker 2: than the second, just based upon the fact, like you
- 1:19:12Speaker 2: look at it's like it's designed to have really long
- 1:19:15Speaker 2: fangs for example, which you don't typically see that and think, oh,
- 1:19:20Speaker 2: this is a monster that's just been misinterpreted. Like it
- 1:19:24Speaker 2: looks more like, no, this is supposed to be it's
- 1:19:25Speaker 2: a predator. I mean that's what those teeth are for us,
- 1:19:27Speaker 2: for latching onto and hurting and or killing prey. So
- 1:19:35Speaker 2: we'll have to see. Like I thought that it was
- 1:19:37Speaker 2: an interesting trailer. The Shutter Like to Be is another
- 1:19:41Speaker 2: one of those companies that can that puts out a
- 1:19:44Speaker 2: lot of stuff. Either Shutter produces it or they get
- 1:19:48Speaker 2: the distribution rights to it, and some of that stuff
- 1:19:52Speaker 2: it slips under the radar, but it's like legit good.
- 1:19:56Speaker 2: It's just it's low budget but still really good. Some
- 1:19:59Speaker 2: of that stuff you watch and you think ooh, this
- 1:20:02Speaker 2: is like a borderline asylum movie, and the asylum pictures
- 1:20:06Speaker 2: films are are pretty bad, yeah, and cynical, like there's
- 1:20:12Speaker 2: there's cynical cash scrabs and they're they're trying to take
- 1:20:16Speaker 2: advantage of better known material and to kind of cash
- 1:20:21Speaker 2: in on that in a way that's just blatant and
- 1:20:25Speaker 2: disgusting in my opinion.
- 1:20:27Speaker 1: So this doesn't look like that. By the way. It doesn't.
- 1:20:30Speaker 1: I don't get that vibe.
- 1:20:31Speaker 2: I just don't know what the level of quality is
- 1:20:33Speaker 2: for this, but I wanted to include it because we
- 1:20:37Speaker 2: both like monsters Ariels a Monster Girl, and we both
- 1:20:42Speaker 2: like Creature from the Black Lagoon in particular, and I
- 1:20:45Speaker 2: was like, obviously there's some element of reference there.
- 1:20:51Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, I mean, and I this looks like
- 1:20:55Speaker 1: it would be on the horror scale, a good movie,
- 1:21:00Speaker 1: whereas like some of the water based horrors I have watched,
- 1:21:04Speaker 1: monster movies have not been like Dagon or Oh I
- 1:21:10Speaker 1: love Dagon. I mean, it's such a B movie. It's
- 1:21:12Speaker 1: so silly.
- 1:21:14Speaker 2: Dagon is very silly. Like, yeah, I don't know that
- 1:21:17Speaker 2: I could say Dagon's a good movie, but I found
- 1:21:20Speaker 2: it very entertaining.
- 1:21:22Speaker 1: And then there was like a I don't know if
- 1:21:24Speaker 1: I'm thinking of the right movie she creature. I'm not
- 1:21:27Speaker 1: familiar with this one, which is a mermaid who actually
- 1:21:31Speaker 1: turns into like a a creepy angler. She's a seductive
- 1:21:35Speaker 1: movie mermaid and she turns into like a creepy angler
- 1:21:39Speaker 1: creature to kill people. And it's I think a remake
- 1:21:42Speaker 1: of like a really old, like fifties movie, but it's
- 1:21:45Speaker 1: also kind of B level.
- 1:21:48Speaker 2: Yeah, if you are if you're a Lovecraft fan of
- 1:21:52Speaker 2: the literature, not the racist novelist. If you're a fan,
- 1:21:55Speaker 2: if you're a fan of you're a fan of Lovecraft's literature, uh,
- 1:22:00Speaker 2: seek out Dagon at some point and watch it because
- 1:22:03Speaker 2: it is. I'm not saying it's a good movie, but.
- 1:22:08Speaker 1: I found it.
- 1:22:09Speaker 2: So I was really impressed because, like I was taking
- 1:22:11Speaker 2: it into account with how low budget it was. So
- 1:22:15Speaker 2: I was like, all right, I'm going to give this
- 1:22:16Speaker 2: movie yards and yards and yards of slack because they
- 1:22:21Speaker 2: clearly don't have a budget to make what they want
- 1:22:24Speaker 2: to make. But I felt it was very sincerely and
- 1:22:29Speaker 2: I really enjoyed it remarkably.
- 1:22:31Speaker 1: So it's one of those movies that I'm like, oh,
- 1:22:33Speaker 1: we're having a bad Movie night. Oh you haven't watched this.
- 1:22:37Speaker 1: I mean it's been it's been at least twelve years
- 1:22:40Speaker 1: since I've watched it now, probably about the same for me.
- 1:22:43Speaker 1: So I don't know if it holds up or if
- 1:22:45Speaker 1: I would enjoy it as good on the third or
- 1:22:46Speaker 1: fourth watch it. I don't know how many times I've
- 1:22:48Speaker 1: seen it, but it is definitely one of those. I
- 1:22:50Speaker 1: got a contribution to my Bad Movie Night that is
- 1:22:53Speaker 1: both fun and horrible at the same time.
- 1:22:55Speaker 2: Well, I have to say this is not in our lineup,
- 1:22:59Speaker 2: but I did notice on to be honestly, I think
- 1:23:03Speaker 2: it was toob Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was to
- 1:23:05Speaker 2: be that they have available a little movie called Blood
- 1:23:10Speaker 2: Salvage from nineteen ninety.
- 1:23:14Speaker 1: That we are gonna have to watch.
- 1:23:15Speaker 2: We're gonna have to get a group together and watch
- 1:23:18Speaker 2: Blood Salvage because the Strickland family are extras in it.
- 1:23:24Speaker 2: And so there's a moment like it's the second scene
- 1:23:29Speaker 2: in the movie where if you know where to look,
- 1:23:31Speaker 2: you can see me and my mom and my dad
- 1:23:34Speaker 2: and probably my sister, though I had trouble picking her
- 1:23:37Speaker 2: out this most recent time when I was watching the beginning.
- 1:23:40Speaker 1: I mean if you want to check about movies on
- 1:23:43Speaker 1: two B. I'm also in a movie on two B,
- 1:23:47Speaker 1: The Perfect Mother, which I did in twenty which came
- 1:23:51Speaker 1: out in twenty twenty four.
- 1:23:52Speaker 2: It's a tiny, tiny bit part. Yeah, mine's not even
- 1:23:56Speaker 2: a part. I'm just literally one person in a in
- 1:24:00Speaker 2: an audience at a po dunk beauty contest in a
- 1:24:05Speaker 2: Georgia carnival setting.
- 1:24:08Speaker 1: I don't I like. On the one hand, I want
- 1:24:10Speaker 1: to support you and watch you be an extra in
- 1:24:12Speaker 1: the thing. On the other hand, it looks like it
- 1:24:13Speaker 1: would be too scary for me. It is so not scary.
- 1:24:18Speaker 1: I mean it is.
- 1:24:19Speaker 2: It does have some gory moments in it, right. I
- 1:24:21Speaker 2: don't want to I don't want to just completely discount it,
- 1:24:24Speaker 2: but it is. I would say it's more of a
- 1:24:28Speaker 2: comedic horror movie. It's not an outright comedy. It is
- 1:24:31Speaker 2: a horror movie, but it's got enough comedic elements in it.
- 1:24:35Speaker 2: Like I'll tell you my favorite line. It's a shame
- 1:24:38Speaker 2: to spoil it, but here's my favorite line.
- 1:24:40Speaker 1: In the movie.
- 1:24:41Speaker 2: Is a point where the bad guy Jake has kidnapped
- 1:24:46Speaker 2: a young woman who is has to use a wheelchair
- 1:24:50Speaker 2: to get around, and so he's Jake, is kind of
- 1:24:55Speaker 2: a self taught DIY surgeon, mad scientist guy, and he's
- 1:25:00Speaker 2: been injecting this young woman's spine with spinal fluid and
- 1:25:07Speaker 2: has managed to actually regenerate some of her motor functions
- 1:25:12Speaker 2: purely by chance. And she tries to make an escape
- 1:25:16Speaker 2: and he catches her. He's taking her, he's carrying her upstairs,
- 1:25:20Speaker 2: and the line is I make you walk again, and
- 1:25:24Speaker 2: the first thing you do is run out on me.
- 1:25:26Speaker 2: And I'm like, that is such a.
- 1:25:28Speaker 1: Good line, so good.
- 1:25:32Speaker 2: I just anyhow, maybe Ray Walston is in it. He
- 1:25:36Speaker 2: played my favorite Martian in the TV series, My Favorite Martian.
- 1:25:40Speaker 2: I do enjoy Ray Walston.
- 1:25:44Speaker 1: I can't guarantee I'll make it through, but I will
- 1:25:46Speaker 1: try for you. The bad Guy.
- 1:25:48Speaker 2: The bad Guy used to do commercials for Kate's Pickles,
- 1:25:51Speaker 2: and there are actual references to Kate's Pickles commercials.
- 1:25:55Speaker 1: In the movie. I don't think I know what Kate's
- 1:25:58Speaker 1: pickles are.
- 1:25:59Speaker 2: So like the commercials had this kind of you know,
- 1:26:04Speaker 2: old hic type character played by the guy who plays
- 1:26:07Speaker 2: Jake and Blood Salvage, who would say things like why we.
- 1:26:11Speaker 1: Talk so much about pickles?
- 1:26:14Speaker 2: Whether there ain't nothing else to do or something like that,
- 1:26:17Speaker 2: Like it's like very kind of folksy, Southern type stuff.
- 1:26:21Speaker 2: And there are references to those commercials peppered into Blood Salvage,
- 1:26:27Speaker 2: which just delights me to no end. Like it's it's
- 1:26:30Speaker 2: a movie that feels very much rooted in rural Georgia,
- 1:26:35Speaker 2: and since that's where I grew up, I think it
- 1:26:38Speaker 2: speaks to me on a special level because of that.
- 1:26:42Speaker 1: Gotcha, gotcha, Well we will have to find time to
- 1:26:45Speaker 1: do that along with a game night. Yes, we'll update
- 1:26:49Speaker 1: all of you, dear listeners, who I know care so
- 1:26:51Speaker 1: very much whether or not I made it through the movie.
- 1:26:56Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe maybe you can tell us what you thought
- 1:26:59Speaker 2: when you were watching it on two B and you know,
- 1:27:02Speaker 2: taking a break every twenty minutes for more commercials.
- 1:27:05Speaker 1: Yep. But until that time, we have reached the end
- 1:27:09Speaker 1: of our lineup. Super looking forward to July, I'm I'm
- 1:27:13Speaker 1: getting excited about superheroes again. Sorry, just had to add
- 1:27:16Speaker 1: that because Superman and Fantastic for It both July. Okay,
- 1:27:20Speaker 1: back to it. We're at our end of our of
- 1:27:22Speaker 1: our episode, which means we tell you how to get
- 1:27:25Speaker 1: in touch with us. So Jonathan take it away.
- 1:27:28Speaker 2: So what you're gonna do is you're going to look
- 1:27:32Speaker 2: for a one of those those gander buckets that's on wheels,
- 1:27:36Speaker 2: you know, the yellow ones that you know you see
- 1:27:38Speaker 2: in places like schools and stuff. It's in the hallway.
- 1:27:42Speaker 2: But you're gonna need to look for one that is
- 1:27:44Speaker 2: filled with a sort of glowing green liquid and you're
- 1:27:48Speaker 2: gonna dip a mop into that, and this is going
- 1:27:51Speaker 2: to actually mutate the mop, And you're gonna sit there
- 1:27:54Speaker 2: and think, like, how can a mop be mutated? That's
- 1:27:57Speaker 2: how dirty this mop was had enough organic material in
- 1:28:00Speaker 2: it so that it could actually mutate upon touching this
- 1:28:04Speaker 2: seemingly toxic material within this bucket. Now that mop is
- 1:28:08Speaker 2: going to become sentient and you're going to have to
- 1:28:11Speaker 2: have a long conversation with it. Not first, all the
- 1:28:13Speaker 2: mop's going to do is scream because it's just horrified
- 1:28:17Speaker 2: at having sentience. You're going to have to work your
- 1:28:20Speaker 2: way through that. I suggest being real casual about it,
- 1:28:25Speaker 2: like don't go and show the mop TikTok or something,
- 1:28:27Speaker 2: or that's never gonna stop screaming. You got to be
- 1:28:30Speaker 2: careful and.
- 1:28:31Speaker 1: Gentle with this. But you've got to get to a
- 1:28:33Speaker 1: point where the mop's going to be more understanding and
- 1:28:38Speaker 1: outright friendly eventually, and you can have some pretty deep
- 1:28:42Speaker 1: conversations with this mop. Heck, you might even be able
- 1:28:45Speaker 1: to ask it the question you want to ask me,
- 1:28:47Speaker 1: and the Mop's not going to tell you the right answer,
- 1:28:49Speaker 1: but it'll be an interesting one. So, this relationship between
- 1:28:54Speaker 1: you and the MOP, it's going to take a few
- 1:28:55Speaker 1: weeks for it to really develop into something strong enough
- 1:28:58Speaker 1: for you to get to the point where you can
- 1:29:00Speaker 1: ask it where I am, because the MOP actually knows,
- 1:29:03Speaker 1: but it doesn't feel right telling you because I'm famously
- 1:29:07Speaker 1: pretty private, so it doesn't want to just spill the beams.
- 1:29:10Speaker 1: You do need to get to a point where you
- 1:29:13Speaker 1: have built a level of trust, like take the MOP
- 1:29:16Speaker 1: out on various outings like whether you go maybe hiking
- 1:29:20Speaker 1: or to the movies, or maybe you go dancing and
- 1:29:22Speaker 1: you need a partner, maybe you need someone to stand
- 1:29:26Speaker 1: in as your best man or maid of honor. Well,
- 1:29:28Speaker 1: you know, the MOP is waiting for this opportunity, and
- 1:29:32Speaker 1: the more you show the MOP that you value its friendship,
- 1:29:37Speaker 1: the more likely the MOP is going to tell you
- 1:29:39Speaker 1: how you can get in touch with me. Once you
- 1:29:41Speaker 1: do you're going to need to bring them up with
- 1:29:43Speaker 1: you to me so that you can ask your question
- 1:29:46Speaker 1: and I will answer you while I burn the mop.
- 1:29:52Speaker 1: And if that is too sad a story for you,
- 1:29:56Speaker 1: it shouldn't have told you how to find me. It's
- 1:30:03Speaker 1: not that talking mop is scary, it's that Jonathan is vicious.
- 1:30:11Speaker 1: If you want to preserve this deer Mop's life, you
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- 1:30:32Speaker 1: goes up, or you can get an invitation to our discord,
- 1:30:37Speaker 1: which is delightful. So we love hearing from you, We
- 1:30:43Speaker 1: love geeking out with you. We hope you have a
- 1:30:46Speaker 1: delightful day, whatever day you're listening to this on and
- 1:30:51Speaker 1: until next time, I am Ariel under the seacast and
- 1:30:57Speaker 1: and I am Jonathan.
- 1:30:58Speaker 2: We're gonna go raw about McDonald's Strickland. That's our next matchup.
- 1:31:07Speaker 2: The Large Nerdron Collider was created by Ariel Caston and produced, edited, published, deleted, undeleted,
- 1:31:17Speaker 2: published again.
- 1:31:18Speaker 1: Cursed At by Jonathan Strickland.
- 1:31:21Speaker 2: Music by Kevin McLeod of incomptech dot com