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OUTRO: Keyzie's Big Audition · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: Are you guys ready Yes, fan of the Darky Big
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  Speaker 1: Show podcast, make sure you check out more from Jay,
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  Speaker 1: Smike and Key on their Instagram at Hodaky Big Show,
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  Speaker 1: unching into them four to seven every weekday on Radio Hdarky.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks mate.
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  Speaker 2: So I get home last night.
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  Speaker 3: And pag Son of course told us that he's released
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  Speaker 3: the full length video.
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  Speaker 4: Hey fellows, Hi.
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  Speaker 3: Let's just get straight to the point. Just forget the formal.
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  Speaker 3: Evis al right about me recording the.
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  Speaker 5: B of no Yeah, yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And so I go on the YouTube and look at
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  Speaker 3: that and I see the title of it is podcast
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  Speaker 3: host loses the plot.
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  Speaker 2: And I just go, oh, good one.
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  Speaker 3: Because there was a similar thing that went round with
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  Speaker 3: the Nadia Limb scenario that I had many years ago.
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  Speaker 2: Like I'm some sort of psychopath.
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  Speaker 3: Today and I'm wearing my leather jacket, guys, you know
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  Speaker 3: this brown leather jacket. And pugsn says to me, what
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  Speaker 3: do you got in your pocket? And I said what
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  Speaker 3: do you mean? You said what do you got in
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  Speaker 3: your pocket.
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  Speaker 2: Of my jacket?
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  Speaker 3: And I said nothing, why? And he said, You've got
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  Speaker 3: so many fucking zips. I just wondered, wow, And I
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  Speaker 3: was like wow, excuse me, Pugson.
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  Speaker 5: Fucking hell, that's outrageous.
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  Speaker 4: It's so full of what a dog move?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I just went, what the hell is going on?
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  Speaker 4: I think you're more of a radio host and a
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  Speaker 4: podcast host exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it just loses the plot.
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  Speaker 4: Oh god, you did though.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was pretty shitty.
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  Speaker 4: But sadly, when you get shitty like that, it's funny.
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  Speaker 4: It's really funny, and it's got to be infuriating as well.
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  Speaker 2: There's nothing worse than when you're infuriated. Yeah, you know,
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  Speaker 2: people are going, that is so funny, and you're.
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  Speaker 5: Just like, I can't tell if you're actually annoyed because
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  Speaker 5: you're also like laughing and smiling, but you're furious.
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  Speaker 4: He's trying to hide the fact that he's so angry.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, that's that's me hiding my rage.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, far right. Well, it was hilarious. It's good and
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  Speaker 4: please go along, and it's if you're looking for it.
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  Speaker 4: It's on Radio Hoeks YouTube page, not the Big Shows
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  Speaker 4: YouTube page. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: This, this actual, this outro we're doing right now is
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  Speaker 5: on YouTube as well, So just go down to the
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  Speaker 5: next video.
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  Speaker 4: It's probably that one. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Weirdly enough, they just show up and when I go
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  Speaker 3: on YouTube now they're just there.
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  Speaker 2: I find it. I find it weirdly disconcerting. Actually algorithm.
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  Speaker 3: But in between my Trump videos and the American politics,
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  Speaker 3: there's the.
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  Speaker 2: Big show and I'm like, oh, what's that one about?
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  Speaker 2: What's what's going on?
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  Speaker 4: That's Keesy being up to?
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  Speaker 2: Now?
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  Speaker 4: Speaking of old Kezy, what's old keys he been up to?
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  Speaker 5: I didn't audition today, my first ever proper, actual audition.
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  Speaker 2: Great stuff, Thank you, it's pretty.
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  Speaker 4: Can you give us the character summation there? I don't
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  Speaker 4: know if I can you well, you can vaguely get it.
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  Speaker 4: You don't have to say exactly what it is. But
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  Speaker 4: the product, the key.
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  Speaker 5: Trait, okay, character was I am from America, Yeah, that's good,
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  Speaker 5: and the eighteen hundred, sure, and I am in a
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  Speaker 5: small town.
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  Speaker 4: But like, what are the character traits?
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  Speaker 2: Not?
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  Speaker 3: What do you mean by that goofy, goofy, funny? Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: get the heart? Yeah that is a shilling.
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  Speaker 5: The description was the complete opposite of the first character.
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  Speaker 5: The character number two is almost anti masculine, like Tech,
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  Speaker 5: a goofy dude, tech, almost bookish tech, someone who looks
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  Speaker 5: out of place in the setting.
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  Speaker 2: Tech.
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  Speaker 5: And I'm reading this on about he thanks.
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  Speaker 3: For putting forod for that ten backs ten backs right now,
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  Speaker 3: you'll get.
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  Speaker 4: It, but also cheeky cheeky as well. Yeah, yeah, that
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  Speaker 4: was a positive. So talk us through it. How are
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  Speaker 4: you feeling, mate?
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  Speaker 5: I was nervous.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: So the thing with me is I can go and
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  Speaker 5: do like live tele or something and I don't care.
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  Speaker 5: I can see something on stage and I don't care. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: but something like an audition where I know you've got
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  Speaker 5: one shot, one opportunity, camp has a chance to blow
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  Speaker 5: you know, Mum's spaghetti. That freaks me out.
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  Speaker 3: No, but that's not the reality, right. You don't have
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  Speaker 3: one shot. You can do multiple takes.
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  Speaker 5: Well we only did one one or two takes?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but you can go, oh you know, can
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  Speaker 3: I do one more? I didn't quite get there.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, I was lucky with.
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  Speaker 4: The first audition I have. But did she said it
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  Speaker 4: was Liz Mulane, Yes, and she said we did two
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  Speaker 4: takes and she said her happy with that, And it
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  Speaker 4: was the first time. It's weird going into those rooms.
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  Speaker 5: It's so weird.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and then she goes, you're happy with that? And
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  Speaker 4: I was like, in my brain, I wanted to leave. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: but I was also like, no, I'm not happy with that,
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  Speaker 4: And so we did one more and that one felt
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  Speaker 4: really good, and then I got the job.
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  Speaker 5: I will see. That is so good to know, Yes,
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  Speaker 5: because I actually found I left a lot of goofiness
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  Speaker 5: out there on the table.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Right.
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  Speaker 3: I was the same when I sat. Yeah, when I
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  Speaker 3: started off was the same.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, that was so bad. I want
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  Speaker 2: to do another one. I want to do another one.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to do another one.
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  Speaker 3: But then I reached a point of do it and
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  Speaker 3: they go, you're happy with that?
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  Speaker 2: Okay? Yeah, and then I.
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  Speaker 3: Go but but absolutely, And that's the whole point they're filming.
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  Speaker 3: So it's not like, oh my god, you only get
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  Speaker 3: one shot up, that's you. You fall, just chill man,
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  Speaker 3: but just got I didn't quite know that.
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  Speaker 2: Can I have another?
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  Speaker 5: So okay, that's good to know for the future. So
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  Speaker 5: I arrive, I park around the corner. I don't even
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  Speaker 5: know where the place is, so I go for a
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  Speaker 5: bit of a walk around the block. It's just a
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  Speaker 5: weird door steerway up. They always a dark room where
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  Speaker 5: there's no signers or anything.
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  Speaker 2: No one's there.
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  Speaker 5: Oh hi, are you here? For the blah blah blah.
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  Speaker 5: It's just empty. A guy comes out the toilet, nice fella,
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  Speaker 5: and I go, hey, I'm here for an audishes are
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  Speaker 5: one of the blah blahs? And I was like, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: that's me. Is me too? And then he showed me
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  Speaker 5: what to do, right, So went over to a ki
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  Speaker 5: ask and put my details and had to measure my
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  Speaker 5: chest and my hips and put all that in. Yes,
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  Speaker 5: and then you just sit down there and then the
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  Speaker 5: guy comes out and goes, hey, we're ready for you.
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  Speaker 3: Now.
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  Speaker 5: Then you walk in. You hold up a sign like
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  Speaker 5: you're in a mug shot with my name written easy
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  Speaker 5: written on it. Yeah, and then he goes and then
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  Speaker 5: you're like those dates are good. You're like, yeah, they
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  Speaker 5: should be fine. It's okay. And are you in any
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  Speaker 5: other ads? It's like, nap, it's okay. Tim to the side. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: there's a honker on you.
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  Speaker 4: They didn't.
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  Speaker 5: But then and then it's literally just like straight into
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  Speaker 5: the scene, all right. So you stay there, you stand
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  Speaker 5: on that tape and you just deliver that line right.
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  Speaker 5: And I did it, but I couldn't figure out if
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  Speaker 5: they wanted me to go American or Kiwi.
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  Speaker 3: Another good thing to do too, keysy when you're in
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  Speaker 3: that scenario is to sort of get an idea of
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  Speaker 3: what what size shot they're taking, like is it a
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  Speaker 3: close up face?
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  Speaker 2: Is it the whole body? Is it?
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  Speaker 4: Is it mid?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Great?
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  Speaker 4: As a rule though, and aud that is always sort
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  Speaker 4: of knee up because they can punch in, so that
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  Speaker 4: it would be pretty rare for them to be in
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  Speaker 4: a close up.
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  Speaker 5: Because the guy who was doing with once again Lovely Fella,
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  Speaker 5: they did close on him first and then the same
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  Speaker 5: thing again wider, so I was like, cool, I'll get
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  Speaker 5: through it twice once close one whier. It was just
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  Speaker 5: like nap just.
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  Speaker 4: Once, really, just once for it.
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  Speaker 2: May very well be that you nailed it.
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  Speaker 5: I hope. So, I mean, the guy was laughing.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, this was a.
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  Speaker 4: Good to everyone under your belt, man, you're off to
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  Speaker 4: the races now.
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  Speaker 5: It was, and the guy I meant was really friendly.
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  Speaker 5: The guy who was also auditioning, and then another guy
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  Speaker 5: I was in balley with really came out and I
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  Speaker 5: was like, oh, you were listening for barbos like yeah,
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  Speaker 5: And I'm like, oh man, you look way more like
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  Speaker 5: a blah blah than I do it. He's like nah, Man,
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  Speaker 5: you look like a blah blah.
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  Speaker 3: Isn't isn't that classic no mogie? You know, you turned
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  Speaker 3: up to the audition and they go and you think
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  Speaker 3: to yourself.
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  Speaker 2: He looks way fucking better for the past.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, the whole ky Big Show wee days from four
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  Speaker 4: on radio Hurraarchy with the whole Wracky Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Over my career, you developed nemesis. You know, you'd have
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  Speaker 3: guys that would turn up and you go, oh, okay,
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  Speaker 3: I'm fucking going home.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not even bothering with it.
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  Speaker 3: Superstars, your anthony stars and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 2: Than you.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I know, but you know, Joel, were you supposed
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  Speaker 5: to be Homelander on The Boys?
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  Speaker 2: Mitchison Mark Mitchison.
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  Speaker 5: It's like in Toast of London he's got his nemesis,
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  Speaker 5: Ray pet Chess and so that's obviously like yeah, and
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  Speaker 5: every time he goes to get a part, Ray Purchase
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  Speaker 5: gets it yeah, or throws him off in the auditional.
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  Speaker 5: So it's like, it's amazing the experience. What I loved
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  Speaker 5: every second of it. At the end, I was like
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  Speaker 5: shaking the guy who filmed his hands. Thanks for making
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  Speaker 5: that easy. Man is no worries like green.
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  Speaker 4: I was fresh off the bous has got a bit
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  Speaker 4: of straw in between his teeth.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, got to make it big in the big city.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, boy, but good ship.
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  Speaker 5: I loved it.
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  Speaker 4: We're great.
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  Speaker 5: It was really funny. Yeah good And I left the
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  Speaker 5: big grin on my face. Go, well, I don't know
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  Speaker 5: if I get that.
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  Speaker 4: Well, that's good because most of the time you're leaving
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  Speaker 4: you want to fucking kill yourself.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I got really good at just shutting it down.
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  Speaker 3: As soon as I finished, I went all right. That
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  Speaker 3: was always a pleasant surprise if I got a call
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  Speaker 3: from my agent and I'd say and even then it
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  Speaker 3: would be like, you're on the short list. Okay, thank you, hotel,
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  Speaker 3: it's all done, and don't worry.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right.
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  Speaker 5: What's a callback? Because that come back and do it again.
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  Speaker 4: You're going to narrow it down to three or four people, right,
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  Speaker 4: so you do another run through? Okay, sometimes often with
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  Speaker 4: the director, Yes as well.
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  Speaker 2: My wife.
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  Speaker 3: Having said that, my wife did a call back a
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  Speaker 3: little while ago and there was like eight people there.
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  Speaker 5: Right, Yeah, that was like, do you ever try to
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  Speaker 5: she got it? He's a question. So I was wearing
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  Speaker 5: this jacket today and I didn't even think about it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what's going to ruin it for you.
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  Speaker 4: Twink that out.
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  Speaker 6: One would you blah blah jacket your blah blah And
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  Speaker 6: one of the guys I walked in. The guy was like,
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  Speaker 6: oh damn, you actually looked like a blah blah.
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  Speaker 5: I guess like you're going forward dressing sort of.
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  Speaker 4: They will tell you that will be in the brief
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  Speaker 4: that comes out. Yeah, it tells you what to wear,
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  Speaker 4: but you could seriously embarrass yourself turning up dressing like
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  Speaker 4: a blah blah.
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  Speaker 5: Not fool blah blah, just a sprinkling of blah blah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, a little bit, but yeah, I never, I never really.
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  Speaker 4: That's just as Jason when the brief comes through years Okay, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it was a great experience.
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  Speaker 3: Guys, generally speaking, it doesn't matter what you're wear. They
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  Speaker 3: look at your face and go.
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  Speaker 4: Gnat right and then and what's what the thing about
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  Speaker 4: is a great place to get to is to just
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  Speaker 4: to realize that it's got nothing to do with you.
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  Speaker 5: No, they've got a look in mind, right.
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  Speaker 4: Well, but also it's they've got a look in mind
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  Speaker 4: and depending on who the director is, the look that
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  Speaker 4: they've got in their mind about what the look should
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  Speaker 4: be will be different. So if you've got ten directors,
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  Speaker 4: they will probably cast ten different people. Yeah, right, and
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  Speaker 4: then if it's for another for a product, then depending
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  Speaker 4: on what product that's for, then it could be another
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  Speaker 4: ten people.
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  Speaker 2: Yea.
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  Speaker 4: So it's there's so many things that have to align
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  Speaker 4: for it to be you. But all you can do
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  Speaker 4: is know your lines be on time, and then when
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  Speaker 4: you're doing it, have a certain air of not giving
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  Speaker 4: a fuck, like just going in there and I'm just
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  Speaker 4: here to help. I'm helping you find out if hey,
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  Speaker 4: if I'm not the right guy, at least you know that.
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  Speaker 4: So I've helped the I've helped this process out. And
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  Speaker 4: if you're going in there and you're just like that
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  Speaker 4: and you're shaking people's hands, then it's fucking well that
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  Speaker 4: was me.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, And that's that is the crucial part.
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  Speaker 5: Is because I do the show every day and there's
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  Speaker 5: other stuff going on, it's like.
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  Speaker 4: It's when you need it. If you're just an actor
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  Speaker 4: and you've got so much like back in the day
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  Speaker 4: for Jason when he was broke, only an actor and
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  Speaker 4: you need it, you are so fucked Yes, you're so
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  Speaker 4: fucked because you're desperate. It's like, you know, approaching a
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  Speaker 4: dude in a bar and you want to make love
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  Speaker 4: to him. He can smell that desperation. Actually, probably different
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  Speaker 4: with a dude, he'd be keen. If you're approaching a woman.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then you would get it. And to take
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  Speaker 2: three months to be paid. It didn't matter anyway. You're
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  Speaker 2: destitute and broke all your life. You're trying to feed your.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, good on your keysy, thanks fous enough. I've got it, but.
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  Speaker 2: Ten bucks mate, then I get it. Yeah, you'll be
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  Speaker 2: able to afford to pay me if you do get
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  Speaker 2: it too.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, keen. So if I if I don't get it,
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  Speaker 5: you give me ten dollars. Yeah, so I get paid any.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Yeah, you're going to take out of it.
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  Speaker 2: Three backs all.
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  Speaker 5: Right, really clammy handshake. Listen to the Huidarcky Big Show
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  Speaker 5: four or seven on Hducky every weekday. It's really good.
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  Speaker 5: You'll love it.
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  Speaker 4: It's so good.