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Publix Bacon and Election Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 11.5.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Copy hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Standby. Up in the class. Says, hello, keep up
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  the good work. Just did that. It's ridiculous.
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  That Publix is selling not even the stuff that's
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  in the box for $8 .99. My old boss Rick Thomas,
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  one of the best bosses I ever had. That says
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  63%. It's outdated. Jacob from Illinois said,
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  should be $3 .55. He said, if no one bought it,
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  The prices would come back down, but clearly
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  people are okay with spending that much money.
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  But what if it's, I did. What are you saying?
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  You gotta eat. Honestly, this is gonna sound
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  ridiculous, but I'm a ridiculous person. Heck
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  no, but the thing is, eating is so over time
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  that we have to consistently eat. Thank you.
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  Posted a picture. I posted a picture and it said,
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  pretty much the picture was me near a sunset.
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  That part. Trevor's morning glory turns red.
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  A manor in sales. They're Joy Taylor. They're
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  dads. They tend to be fifths. I noticed nurses'
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  disability. They're pretty much somebody from
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  the age of 12. Dog has like almost 17 ,000. On
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  the surface, for all the kiss asses of the bone,
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  they're all gonna think, oh my God, it's not
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  bad. That number not. This is just the 12 plus.
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  Probably number one there. 70 ,000. 70 ,000 downloads.
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  70 downloads, no. 90 ,000 people. They're very
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  big on time spent listening. 117 ,000 listeners.
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  Those are still good. It's 97 a while. Spanish
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  station. And USF radio almost had as many listeners
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  as you. They'll always be around. It's a deep
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  cut radio reference, but the bone's becoming
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  Steve Dahl. That's crazy. You're down like almost
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  80 ,000 listeners. They're up 80 ,000 people.
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  WLAV and Grit, which is classic. Classic rock.
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  We will see how that does because they usually
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  lean more towards us. Last night I was cuddling
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  with my cat. I said no. It's sad. Yeah, my dress
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  is always going to be out there. I was getting
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  shamed. Some common kinks that are seen as like
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  absurd almost, but are like actually extremely
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  common. Ah, urination. Oh, here's that hot piece
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  of it. It used to be on Loveline, the latest
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  version that failed on Kira. It's very common,
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  but it's extremely taboo and women are very,
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  very un - talking about it or admitting it is
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  actually CNC. What's that? Consensual non -consent.
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  Ah, okay. Intending or playful sex. Okay. There's
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  such, it's such a nuanced topic, isn't it? Because
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  in real life, we don't ever want that to happen
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  to anyone because that's, you know, obviously
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  that's SA. Sexual assault! And I was like, assaulted!
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  I was like, sorry. But at the same time, I just
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  think I'm Like when you dumb down to terminology.
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  Sorry, you got sexually assaulted. Here is Hawk
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  2 talking about her life. I'll TikTok and the
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  next thing I know, oh, yep, Hayley Welch is going
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  to jail. And I was like, I knew what. Signed
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  up for the. She's like, there's two FBI agents
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  at the door looking for you. And I was like,
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  okay, that doesn't happen every day. I'd say
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  that. She's waiting for the grade. She goes,
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  I'm a Southern belle. Talked into doing something
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  that I didn't. For the money. New tonight, I'm
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  going to call instead Walmart employee and an
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  online. underage vigilante sexting files we are
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  way too nice to these kind of officers making
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  the arrest outside the store after the vigilante
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  group confronted him during his shift last yeah
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  hello guys come on bossy procos walks us through
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  the video you have the right to remain silent
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  anything you say can and will be used against
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  you in the court confronted on shift north olmstead
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  police arrived at the brook park road walmart
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  after an online group called predator poachers
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  tried Crackdown employee, Arno Venter. Yeah,
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  Arno was messaging who he thought were multiple
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  underage kids. It's funny, all these predator
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  catchers always are like bald. Took it a little
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  bit far with one of the underage people that
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  we're posing as. Alex Rosen says the group posed
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  as a 13 -year -old boy on TikTok and confronted
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  Venter while he was working inside the store.
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  So I saw Arno kind of stalking the shelves and
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  I just went up to him and was like, hey man,
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  let's have a conversation about some of these
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  messages and... The show's about to end in Fresno,
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  so we got to do this real quick. Pedophile. I
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  voluntarily agreed to have a conversation. And
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  throughout our consensual conversation, Arndell
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  admitted to me. Really? Yeah, he just looks mentally
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  ill. He just has this creepy vibe. That if I
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  kid and she was at that North Olmstead, I'd be
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  like, get away from him. He's a weirdo. You just
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  look. Infants and toddlers. They redventor his
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  rights. Please say he confessed to possessing
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  and trading. Man, he is a dummy for confessing.
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  but I'm clear. Illicit material. You just look
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  at his eyes. There's nothing there. I often think
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  about this. I literally have to go through that.
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  I don't even want to think about what's on his
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  phone, but you're going to have to look at the
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  pictures. That's horrifying. As much as I critique
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  cops, you guys are heroes there for having to
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  deal with that. It's not defending it, but he's
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  just an idiot. Why would you give your phone
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  up? Enter blamed low self -esteem. Yeah, I have
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  low self -esteem and I just keep swiping on dating
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  apps. I don't watch creepy stuff, you loser.
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  Officers that sharing the material made him feel
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  needed. That is very disturbing. You know what
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  makes me feel needed? Cuddling a cat and watching
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  NBA. You're a loser! And your parents are not
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  proud of you. What about the announcer from Wheel
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  of Fortune? When you say fit in, what do you
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  mean by that? You feel valued at it. inventor's
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  phone with his written consent. I'm glad he's
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  dumb. Don't get me wrong. But if I give it over
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  to the state's internet, let me just turn myself
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  in. Let me. I mean, because you're going to get
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  rid of them. But I'm saying at the same time,
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  you're admitting a little too much dummy crimes
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  again. But this just said he's a dummy children
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  task force. He should be on Wheel of Fortune.
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  Former announcer of Wheel of Fortune. We have
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  a guy that I shared some files with. We are a
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  bunch of creeps and we try to use mental illness
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  as a reason why we watch it when Ryan Hoppy's
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  mentally ill and he doesn't watch it. And Hoppy,
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  you just won the grand prize. You just won the
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  grand prize of the top contest I'm doing. Kids
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  all there to keep you humble as Rain Dissett
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  calls out mom Kourtney Kardashian for faking
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  moments for TV. I'm just like living life. Whatever
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  happens, happens. I'm not putting my energy there.
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  The 11 -year -old accusing court of pretending
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  to watch the sunset on the latest episode of
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  Hulu's The Kardashians. Yeah! Disexcuse! Something
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  he claims she never actually does. Hey, if you're
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  listening at Fresno. That's what we finna do,
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  kill the radio. Call the show. 856 -49 -HOPPY.
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  It's 856 -506773. You can tweet at me at... At
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  RyanHobbyRadio. You can always email me. RyanHobbyRadio
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  .com. Orchestra. Oh, we got to celebrate some
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  national holidays like Donut Day. Morning. Yeah.
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  And fried rice. Large. National Chinese Takeout
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  Day. Oh, wait. Wrong button. Wrong button. Good
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  morning. You can have a donut for breakfast and
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  Chinese takeout while watching football tonight.
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  Smoke and I couldn't wait. why we don't do fake
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  segments here. I'm incapable of lying to my audience
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  for good or better. For better or worse, whatever
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  it is. Listening in Fresno. It's approximately
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  6 .32. 6 or 8 .33 a .m. I always get them mixed
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  up. It's around 8 .30 a .m. And I'm telling you,
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  you're Johnny, you're Ball, you're Bung, you're
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  Gravity Bung. Uncle Ruckus is our new governor
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  of Florida. You hear this right here? And I'm
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  flicking it. Like I say daily, I'd rather be
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  flicking a bean. But the thing is, it's already
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  light. Lighted up. It's already, you know, burning
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  up in the club. I don't really need to light
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  it right now. I was doing it during the donut
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  song. By the way, I just went to Dunkin' Donuts.
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  And I got a cookie brigade with the S on the
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  side. But the problem is, me a free donut. The
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  Chinese takeout. Can I get a free egg roll, please?
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  Again. Let me not get hiccups. I took a real
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  hit, man. Not that I don't take real hits, but
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  my God. Oh, sure. We're going to come back. It's
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  11 minutes and 11 seconds. Make a wish, bitch.
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  Radio .com. The hour will be right back. You
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  probably don't need to be a... And you can see
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  that with Barack and Michelle as well. They do
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  a lot of touching, kissing, even fisting. She
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  -Man was so big. Went and got a... An iPad screen,
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  whatever the case might be, and your hand and
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  a sock and a whatever. Like, thank you. But also,
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  I would love to be getting railed, but... Use
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  bucket loads of lube. If you think you have enough
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  lube, double it. As a reminder, if you don't
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  feel like listening to this next song, you can
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  skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes
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  pride in his selection, so stick around, folks.
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  Oh, yeah, let me press this button right here.
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  I just smelled some smelling salts. I'm awake!
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  Shut your ass! My cat's looking at me like I'm
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  a psychopath. I posted a throwback picture when
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  I met Donovan McNabb 13 years ago. He was at
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  Advanced Auto Parts for the NBC Sports Radio
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  Show. Me and my friend Anthony Cabaldas and Ryan
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  Risky. Stubbridge, one of the Ryans. Hoppy and
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  Simmeridge. And we walked in and we made immediate
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  eye contact with an NFL legend. And I said in
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  the post that I believe he's a Hall of Famer.
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  Long time listener Kramer says, Hall of Fame.
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  Coming from an Eagles fan. Absolutely not. Hope
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  you're doing well, Hoppy. Keep up the good work.
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  We listen every day at work. Thank you, sir.
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  Awesome. I posted a picture of that bacon being
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  $8 .99, the boxed bacon, not even the bacon that's
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  refrigerated at Publix. Publix is screwing us
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  with our lube. That was weird how that happened.
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  Yeah, and someone says, that comes out to $63
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  a pound. Go buy some genuine A5 Wagyu instead.
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  Hoppy, I love the show. Here in Louisville, Kentucky.
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  Uh -huh. Obviously, I get listens in Tampa, St.
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  Pete, Orlando, Cleveland, Rochester, all 70 of
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  you. See you. Yesterday, I played, there's that
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  girl Harper the Fox. Let me see if I have a song
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  from her tonight. She always has these dirty
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  -ass songs. I have one from her today. And yesterday,
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  she did a song about getting a blowjob to the
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  beat of Eye of the Tiger. The AI on YouTube was
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  able to pick up that it was to the melody of
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  Eye of the Tiger. Man, we're living right in
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  the future. Here's her latest song. Wow, let's
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  see if I get struck for this. Oh, you know what
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  I should probably do? I should probably turn
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  up. Oh, geez, we have two things planned at once.
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  I'm getting a little unprofessional. Problem
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  is, I did weed roulette. I took five pre -rolls,
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  and I took them out of the package, so I might
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  have smoked a sativa and not the intercut. All
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  righty, here is Harper the Fox. Boots again.
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  She's hooking and she's taking. Boots again.
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  College now, she takes it from. Instagram, man.
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  There's some crazy motherfuckers out there. Oh,
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  geez. Talking about his ballroom. The kitchen
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  is under cases coming from the kitchen. Yeah.
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  And this. I'm talking about his little ballroom.
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  Show it up, ass. If I put the kitchen on top,
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  you would lose three walls. President of the
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  year, isn't he? And you're offended. He doesn't
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  know you exist, and he doesn't give a shit about
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  you. Shut up. I have so many friends that are
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  mad, that are mad. Have we got the blue way?
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  Even on Fox News, that dumb broad was like, he
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  goes, Caroline, one of the dumb blondes. Blondes
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  look bad. They were like, well, you know, Voting
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  blue is not going to change the gas prices overnight.
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  I'm like, you never know. Your president did
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  it overnight. News are just freaking missionary
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  queens just laying around. You should be so grateful
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  to be in their presence. Men are studying my
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  videos and it's working. Stop. You guys are getting
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  too. This is a hot piece of ass. Tom O 'Vean
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  out in San Francisco. I bet she's a nipple baby.
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  Because I don't know if you're making money doing
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  Danny videos. in the high expensive city of San
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  Francisco. Too damn good. I've created monsters.
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  Most of you guys are in my DM saying, can I fly
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  in at Christy Fields Oysters and watch the sunset?
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  You know what's so embarrassing? I've done it
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  a few times. I'm a girl and you don't realize
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  that it's in her other folder and you feel so
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  ignored. Mm -hmm. Girls say no. She's trying
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  to sabotage us. Here's Brandy Love just talking
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  about porn. One in 2002. And technology was not
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  part of our repertoire. I worked for Harley Davidson.
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  Oh yeah, you know she got plowed on those bikes.
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  In the biotech industry, he was a VP of a biotech
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  firm. Oh it is! So the only internet usage we
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  had was surfing porn, of course. And we hired
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  a company to develop our website for the wine
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  labels. This company is of adult entertainment.
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  Our ears were like, woo! Tell us more. And within
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  a very short period of time, again, apparently
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  that flag is pretty obvious. Just right in the
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  face out of nowhere. The industry and tail. Yeah,
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  it was, as you can imagine, quite interesting.
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  And we're like, you're not that interesting to
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  listen to. Stephanie Mills calls out Shannon
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  Sharp for liking 19 and 20 year olds. You know
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  what we're seeing lately? You know what the trend
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  we're seeing? is that the women that were ignoring
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  the men when they were in their 20s, and they
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  were going after the bad boys that are now in
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  their 40s and 50s, now those millennial men,
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  we're in our prime, and we are doing this thing
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  called dating girls that are like five years
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  younger, and they can't handle her, because they're
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  like, no! I wish that they would learn another
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  part instead of parted down the middle. Okay.
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  Do they know how to part their hair to the side?
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  I don't know what that means. Or whatever. You
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  know what I'm saying? I don't know what you're
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  saying. They want to talk about something. Talk
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  about that. Leave Jasmine's guy alone. I think
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  she's beautiful. And I like women that haven't
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  done, you know, Botox and all that stuff to them.
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  I'm just blessed because I had an aunt that was
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  96. She didn't have a wrinkle nowhere. So it's
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  genetic for me. But leave her alone. But you
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  do realize, I think the thing is, and once they
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  realize, once you get to a certain age, the only
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  thing left to do is the age. Oh, yeah. What does
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  that still do? Well, you see, I got gray hair.
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  Yeah. I'm not ashamed of it. I used to shave.
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  I used to shave, but you didn't even know I had.
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  Yeah, I'm showing off the gray hair. Yeah, gray,
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  because I shaved all the time. But I think it's
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  so beautiful. I think it's. All right, I'm getting
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  born. Blah, blah. Lil Durk could reportedly face
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  more charges at the last minute as feds found
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  contraband. He put an Apple Watch up his ass.
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  Giving your boyfriend a head before sleep is
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  actually extending his life. It really does help,
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  especially after a long day. It's nice to be
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  taken care of. I'm your boyfriend gets into bed.
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  His nervous system has been running at full capacity
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  for hours. Most men fall asleep in that condition
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  every single night and wake up the next morning
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  already behind. The only thing that's annoying
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  about having sex before bed is you gotta shower.
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  I get all sweaty and itchy. This is the show
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  of TMI. A head changes that entire trajectory
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  in minutes. Alright, please. Ladies, listen to
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  this. There's a woman. Who is 37 years old. With
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  12 different fathers. And she's still looking
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  for love. With 14 kids with 12 different fathers.
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  With 14 kids, should I stop looking for love?
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  God damn. How many baby fathers? Man, you know,
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  that vagina's a ball now. 12. What? No, you lying.
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  I'm not. Hold up. Let's pause right there. Please.
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  12? She started at 13 years old. Yeah! That ain't
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  healthy, dog. She's like got Nick Cannon with
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  a vagina. 2003. And it just never stopped. Zeros
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  to 100 real quick. You didn't say 14 by one.
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  You said 14 by 12. Oh, this cackling hen's judging
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  her. Rotation of different men coming in and
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  out the house. Exactly. Right now. That's what's
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  happening in the culture. Russell Brand felt
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  guilty of rape. Nice. Too bad they don't do that
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  in America. Here's Chuck Lorre talking about
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  his public feud with Charlie Sheen. I've been
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  happily anonymous for many years, and now suddenly
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  I got paparazzi chasing me. Yeah, before that
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  happened, no one really knew who Chuck Lorre
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  was. You know, it's parked in front of my house.
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  It's in the book, right? Yeah. Oh, the book.
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  He's just a freaking twat, isn't he? Mm -hmm.
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  Maybe if you didn't consistently throw your,
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  you know, coworkers under the bus, karma would
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  have been better than you. But that's what happened.
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  That is what happened. Here is this guy that
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  I followed on Instagram. Trap Lori Ross. He's
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  one of those culture vultures. A white guy talking
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  about black crime. But he does do good reports.
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  And here is the story about an Apple Watch being
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  up. Lil Durk's ass. Mmm. I'm not trying to make
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  light of this situation, but I made a joke earlier
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  to Sadie Nash that, you know, maybe Dirk had
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  the Apple Watch boost, as he called it, concealed
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  in his own cavity. Well, that just came up in
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  court, and apparently that was true. Not only
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  that, but apparently Dirk has been subject to
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  all type of, I don't know whether harassment's
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  the right word, but it says that they apparently
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  search him, they search his cavities, in some
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  cases, more than once a day. A little... Diddy's
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  daughter turns 50. Diddy turned 57 today and
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  the kids made a video for it. Very soon, I'm
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  going to realize you're a piece of garbage. Why
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  is it that all the shock jocks and all the rappers
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  that treat women like crap end up having daughters?
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  That's the karma. I worked with somebody and
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  he said that's karma for nevermind. Here is pierce
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  morgan asking russell brand to find out the best
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  scripture in the bible can i go back to asking
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  a question about your bible yes if you want to
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  thank you that was that the one you took into
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  call you're the very one okay what was your thinking
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  of taking it into court and what you were seeing
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  looking at some passages what were the relevant
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  passages for you all right thank you for asking
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  me thank you that didn't hurt a little bit um
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  it was this from isaiah You're right. But I did
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  say, you know, be chilled. Sometimes I lose the
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  chill, man. It's this in the old gallery. But
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  remember you just said it's a hired spot. This
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  is from Isaiah. It says here, the verse that
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  I was looking at that day was not this. I can't
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  actually find the verse that I had that day.
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  But this is good enough. This is from Isaiah.
• 53:54
  I played this fully because I wanted to expose
• 53:58
  him. He doesn't really know the Bible. Here's
• 54:03
  Cardi B talking about oral sex. Sucking dick
• 54:06
  is so important. And you know what? Sometimes
• 54:08
  they don't even fuck them. They just dare to
• 54:11
  suck dick. But they never forget about their
• 54:14
  favorite eater. Yeah! Like their eater is always
• 54:18
  in the back of their mind. Even... If you're
• 54:21
  probably fucking them and sucking their dick,
• 54:23
  it's like, yeah, she's sucking my dick, too.
• 54:25
  Woman of the year. Oh, jeez. Eight, five, six,
• 54:28
  49, Javi. Here is Trump talking about Vance.
• 54:31
  And how it impacted him. Well, I knew the war
• 54:35
  was going to impact it, but whether it impacted
• 54:37
  or not, Iran can't have a nuclear weapon. No,
• 54:40
  but the vice president wrote. It's not our business,
• 54:43
  bitch. They need to get better microphones for
• 54:47
  those reporters. It's dreadful. Here's young
• 54:51
  Miami shutting down Jason Lee the little bitches
• 54:54
  The more I learn about Jason Lee from Hollywood
• 54:58
  unlocked the more I do now. I come Yeah, okay,
• 55:02
  so I'm gonna ask you a real serious question.
• 55:04
  I kind of joked about it. Are you single? Wow
• 55:07
  now she can Why does it matter because okay well
• 55:16
  Jason Lee we need to hear about you can't play
• 55:19
  out by guys you're so private about being gay
• 55:24
  but then you ask other people about that stuff
• 55:27
  man funk dad you're a phony i just want to know
• 55:31
  why i'm sure when you were with diddy there were
• 55:33
  guys hitting you at one of you i know how this
• 55:35
  industry is oh yeah i've blown half of it The
• 55:54
  hour will be right back. You probably had Taco
• 55:57
  Bell before. Whatever I smell is. You also need
• 56:04
  to be affectionate. And you can see that with
• 56:07
  Barack and Michelle as well. They do a lot of
• 56:10
  touching, kissing, even fisting. You're a little
• 56:15
  gay. Seamen was so big. Stop. And that's what
• 56:21
  real women need. Cussing. Stop cussing. It looks
• 56:27
  like you went and got a job. On the iPad screen,
• 56:30
  whatever the case might be in your hand, in a
• 56:32
  sock, in a whatever. like thank you but also
• 56:35
  i would love to be getting railed but use bucket
• 56:39
  loads of lube if you think you have enough lube
• 56:41
  double it as a reminder if you don't feel like
• 56:44
  listening to this next song you can skip over
• 56:46
  it but ryan hoppy of hoppy hour takes pride in
• 56:49
  his selection so stick around folks oh yeah let
• 56:52
  me press this button right here i'm jay we're
• 57:00
  gonna get into this new joint right here ride
• 57:03
  or die house around my neck whip around my wrist
• 57:09
  Who the fuck you know in the city, clown like
• 57:11
  this? The shit in my ear, I can trade them in
• 57:14
  for bricks My kicks and my gear could pay you
• 57:16
  niggas rent But don't try to pole bump your fates
• 57:19
  on my hip Couple apes in the dip that'll lay
• 57:22
  you in his hip You heard I was gettin' money,
• 57:24
  decided you wanted from me I get the cheese from
• 57:27
  him, don't pay the niggas shit I'm breezy grimy,
• 57:30
  over east you'll find me with the heat Every
• 57:32
  nigga in the streets behind me, don't sleep Do
• 57:35
  I even gotta speak on rhyme and I'm a beast?
• 57:38
  Think Atlantic reached inside me, the shower's
• 57:41
  down You best believe I got them up, got they
• 57:43
  love The mixtapes got a nigga lot of grub Mad
• 57:47
  free shows, in and out them clubs Now I'm Ted
• 57:49
  DiBiase, the million dollar thug He quashes his
• 57:53
  hands down, I'm running this damn town It ain't
• 57:56
  enough, boom, lay it down Your niggas better
• 58:00
  stand down While I wait until I'm satisfied I
• 58:06
  continue to let them in, they might get left
• 58:08
  behind There's no winning, won't try, you try
• 58:11
  I'm on a ride or die Teach you how to stun in
• 58:16
  that 760 The back seats move like the ones in
• 58:19
  the front I might hop into that GT, that brand
• 58:22
  new Porsche Or the SLR and ride around with the
• 58:25
  doors up With the bitch next to me She in a sweat
• 58:28
  hoodie with the iron inside Keep her right by
• 58:31
  my side I guess she Bonnie and I am Clyde The
• 58:34
  bitch will ride or die Don't slip, bump, click
• 58:39
  the pump quick I heard he got clipped, fuck him,
• 58:42
  that's what the pump get For them bricks, Bump
• 58:44
  right down and trunk fix, chump strip And better
• 58:47
  start telling me something quick Where them keys
• 58:50
  to the house, where the keys at? Where the hydro,
• 58:53
  which tip all the G's at? It's all a hustle,
• 58:56
  I'm a hustler, what you expect? They hate you
• 58:58
  when you broke, when you on it, love you to death
• 59:00
  No questions, it's hands down, I'm running this
• 59:03
  damn town It ain't enough room for the both of
• 59:06
  us When I bust in this mound, you niggas better
• 59:09
  stand down Who get a hold of, quit until I'm
• 59:13
  set Shout out to all my niggas out there in the
• 59:15
  shop You niggas new to this, I been doin' it
• 59:26
  Since brothers was rockin' Afros like Ludacris
• 59:29
  And I ain't through with it until your boy super
• 59:31
  rich I'm off in first class, rubbin' on the stewardess
• 59:35
  I'm gettin' money now, these hoes done lost it
• 59:37
  Bitches steal from my mama just to roll with
• 59:40
  bosses You boys wanna pop bump, unload your cartridge
• 59:43
  I don't go nowhere without the pole, I'm cautious
• 59:46
  I don't need a nigga co -sign to flow, but the
• 59:49
  streets crown bump a long time ago. When I was
• 59:52
  like, fuck rap, I'm outgrind and blow. They was
• 59:55
  like, fuck that, it's your time to blow. So I
• 59:58
  picked up the mic, put the diesel down. I must
• 1:00:00
  succeed, can't let my people down. Nobody gets
• 1:00:04
  to eat when he's around. Move over, niggas, there's
• 1:00:07
  a new king in town. Just his hands down, I'm
• 1:00:11
  running this damn town. It ain't enough for nobody
• 1:00:36
  eats but us. Aaron's bitch ass. Not that goon
• 1:00:40
  swan. You guys copy Johnny B. You ain't me! Here
• 1:00:59
  with this button that we're going to press right
• 1:01:03
  here. Secretly listened to, and that includes
• 1:01:20
  you, Mike Colta. Stalking my pages. Back to Hoppy
• 1:01:26
  Hour with Ryan Hoppy. 856. Look at you, you're
• 1:04:52
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• 1:05:08
  to these A .I. songs, edges. Joe's show. I'm
• 1:05:16
  just kidding. 877 -DizzyTheBitch. 1 -800 -Pat
• 1:05:23
  and Aaron. Copy Johnny B. 1 -800 -MyKeltaIsLoyal.
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  856 -49 -HAPPY. It's 856 -409 -467. 7 -3. Me
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  at Ryan Happy Radio, you know? Always eating
• 1:05:45
  on me. Radio at gmail .com. HappyRadio .com.
• 1:05:55
  Sure. Came out today in Florida. So excited.
• 1:06:03
  I am not meant for cloudy weather. It makes me
• 1:06:09
  so hurt to remain behind bars. And his dad does
• 1:06:23
  not approve of that. I'm not surprised by that
• 1:06:27
  headline. What do you expect? His dad to be like,
• 1:06:30
  oh yeah, I love that my son's in prison. I love
• 1:06:34
  that my son became a millennial version of me.
• 1:06:37
  A criminal. Brooks Nader spotted out in a Playboy
• 1:06:42
  outfit and I would just plow it right down. Lucinda
• 1:06:46
  Strafford had a birthday in the... dressed up
• 1:06:49
  all hot. John Gosselin does not know what his
• 1:06:52
  twin daughters look like. Dakota Johnson and
• 1:06:55
  Machine Gun Kelly went on a dinner date. Oh yeah,
• 1:06:58
  she's in her bad boy era. Breaking Bad star Dean
• 1:07:04
  Norris, his wife filed for divorce and they have
• 1:07:06
  financial issues. I think that's why. She was
• 1:07:09
  a clout chaser. Donald Trump Jr. was heckled.
• 1:07:16
  And side chick Erin Benavides of Tony Parker,
• 1:07:19
  you know, that was married to Brent Baron. Yeah,
• 1:07:22
  she had, .400 blood alcohol level when she done.
• 1:07:25
  So she was real turned up. All sincerity, that
• 1:07:30
  is sad. There is a Texas couple that earns 804
• 1:07:34
  hours after she posted feed pictures with the
• 1:07:38
  Just Vote sticker on. Nice, classy. Donald Trump
• 1:07:42
  criticizes the Senate for not making daylight
• 1:07:44
  savings times permanent. Sunset was at 506. Dude,
• 1:07:47
  you were asked last year. You said it was too
• 1:07:51
  divisive. Let me see if I can find it. Trump.
• 1:07:56
  Are you out of your mind? I can't find the clip,
• 1:08:10
  but he pretty much said last year. Now he wants
• 1:08:15
  to get rid of it. This is a freaking dumbass,
• 1:08:18
  man. He's on that cusp of silent generation and
• 1:08:24
  boomer. This story's very disturbing. A YouTuber
• 1:08:30
  who went by the name EDP has been charged with
• 1:08:33
  sex crimes after he admitted in a documentary
• 1:08:35
  to trying to meet up with a 13 -year -old girl.
• 1:08:38
  Why would you admit to that? For sex in what
• 1:08:41
  turned out to be a sting operation. He supposedly
• 1:08:44
  said in a documentary he couldn't be arrested.
• 1:08:46
  Look at that! Lil Nas X said everyone needs to
• 1:08:50
  get an abortion after the Democrats won. Classy.
• 1:08:55
  Here's B -I -H reacting to the Democrats winning.
• 1:09:01
  I wonder how many times he said B -I -H. B -I
• 1:09:05
  -H. B -I -H. I can't play because it's music.
• 1:09:11
  He probably said B -I -H. B -I -H. He's a B -I
• 1:09:15
  -H. I'm for sidechicks! news. The best part of
• 1:09:28
  the show. Hailey Bieber details her lonely journey
• 1:12:31
  with PMDD after giving birth to her son Jack
• 1:12:34
  Bieber. the road beauty founder is sharing insight
• 1:12:52
  into the realities of experiencing premenstrual
• 1:12:55
  dysphoric disorder p oh yeah man you know she's
• 1:12:58
  mad mdd after welcoming her now two -year -old
• 1:13:02
  son with husband justin bieber haley tells womanswear
• 1:13:05
  daily in an interview published on october 30th
• 1:13:08
  i feel really drawn to women's health as a woman
• 1:13:10
  i feel frustrated by the lack of research, the
• 1:13:19
  lack of awareness, the lack of certain conversation
• 1:13:22
  around it. She continues, especially after having
• 1:13:25
  my own child, that was just a really intense
• 1:13:27
  and special journey that I had. This just in,
• 1:13:45
  Alison Williams and Brian Williams are out on
• 1:13:47
  the town. Even if she's a netball baby, she's
• 1:13:54
  still got that rockin' little tight body. The
• 1:13:57
  girls' actress and former NBC News anchor shared
• 1:14:00
  a rare joint outing together to attend. She totally
• 1:14:03
  got that role on Girls because of her tail end.
• 1:14:06
  And not because of her dick. The Falsettos revival
• 1:14:11
  10 -year anniversary concert in New York City
• 1:14:14
  on November 2nd. That is. For the Carnegie Hall
• 1:14:16
  event, Allison and her dad were all smiles as
• 1:14:19
  they posed for photos together. I'll be honest.
• 1:14:22
  As much as it was fucked up. Alexa, what was
• 1:14:26
  it that Brian Williams, the news anchor, lied
• 1:14:29
  about? Brian Williams fabricated a story about
• 1:14:34
  being on a helicopter that was hit by an RPG
• 1:14:36
  during the 2003 Iraq invasion. He later admitted
• 1:14:39
  he was mistaken, saying he was actually in a
• 1:14:42
  different aircraft that arrived after the incident.
• 1:14:44
  Want to know how this affected his career and
• 1:14:47
  reputation? No, Alexa, we're good. Man, every
• 1:14:50
  day that I was working with Robbery's Morning
• 1:14:52
  Glory, they were talking about that. Mm -hmm.
• 1:14:54
  That and his dom. Tesla! Anyway, so the point
• 1:14:59
  is, as much as he's a loser for lying about that,
• 1:15:04
  I'll take him any day over David Muir. Alexa,
• 1:15:07
  as annoying as Brian Williams is for lying, I'll
• 1:15:10
  take him any day over bitch -ass David Muir.
• 1:15:15
  Sounds like you've got some strong feelings about
• 1:15:17
  the news anchor lineup. David Muir's been ABC's
• 1:15:20
  World News Tonight anchor since 2014, taking
• 1:15:23
  over after Diane Sawyer. Savannah Chrisley was
• 1:15:36
  spotted putting her baby bump on display during
• 1:15:40
  a recent trip to Chick -fil -A. She's got that
• 1:15:54
  beer gut belly. Alexa, how tall is Savannah Chrisley?
• 1:16:00
  Savannah Chrisley is five feet, seven inches
• 1:16:02
  tall. Yes, Alexa, stop. It's one of those guts
• 1:16:04
  that you notice because she's shorter. In Nashville,
• 1:16:07
  Chrisley sported a pair of gray sweatpants and
• 1:16:09
  a body -hugging, long -sleeved black T -shirt
• 1:16:12
  that rode up a bit, giving a peek at her growing
• 1:16:14
  tummy. Oh, yeah, she got the munchies. Oh, dude,
• 1:16:19
  what's going on here? Paris Jackson taking her
• 1:16:24
  own father's estate to court. Yay! I have such
• 1:16:27
  a crush on Paris Jackson. Now, why do I? Because
• 1:16:34
  I have a tendency to attract bisexual girls.
• 1:16:42
  Demanding hundreds of millions of dollars. I
• 1:16:45
  don't really expect anyone else to understand.
• 1:16:47
  The 28 -year -old claims out of the billions
• 1:16:49
  of dollars Michael Jackson's estate has generated
• 1:16:52
  since... And then she's 28 and all my girlfriends
• 1:16:54
  have been like four or five years younger than
• 1:16:56
  me. So she's bisexual and she's four years younger
• 1:16:59
  than me. Let's go to Powtown. His death, his
• 1:17:04
  three children haven't seen a dime. It just means
• 1:17:07
  family. That's a messed up, you know. Life's
• 1:17:11
  hard enough to give that weirdo the phone. Tamag
• 1:17:14
  or not Tamag, that is the question. But if your
• 1:17:18
  response is, uh, what? Don't worry, Collins English
• 1:17:21
  Dictionary has the answer. Naming mogging, it's
• 1:17:24
  2026 word of the year. So, what does it mean?
• 1:17:28
  Think of it as a compliment, with a little comparison.
• 1:17:33
  Collins defines the noun as the act of outshining
• 1:17:41
  or outperforming someone or something. Alright,
• 1:17:44
  just say outperforming. I outperformed him. I
• 1:17:48
  mugged him! Sounds like the movie Idiocracy,
• 1:17:51
  that is. What's up YTV? This is your boy DJ Y
• 1:17:58
  and I'm here to quiz another episode. I'm fascinated
• 1:18:01
  by this YTV page. It's got some great, you know,
• 1:18:08
  entertainment news for days. So in today's video,
• 1:18:19
  I want to show you legendary Curtis Reedus and
• 1:18:21
  Jack Suss. This is fascinating to play. You don't
• 1:18:24
  even know what the fuck he's saying. Diddy turned
• 1:18:27
  57 and 57 made a trolling post. Happy birthday
• 1:18:30
  post. And it was a picture of Diddy with gray
• 1:18:33
  hair. I could do better than that. I'm very not
• 1:18:36
  that good at reading headlines. If anybody remembers
• 1:18:39
  me from the Pat and Aaron show, you know I had
• 1:18:42
  a hard time with that and Pat and Aaron. Pat
• 1:18:44
  and Aaron set that up to make fun of me because
• 1:18:46
  they're bitch asses. Anyway, we'll move on. let's
• 1:19:03
  talk about legendary rapper curtis finally in
• 1:19:06
  a nutshell i can understand 50 cent jackson today
• 1:19:11
  50 pulled up at 10 11 in new york city and it
• 1:19:14
  sounds like the night was one for the books oh
• 1:19:17
  yeah he connected with fans and people who happened
• 1:19:20
  to be there making the evening something special
• 1:19:22
  that's the part that stands out all right so
• 1:19:26
  there's that like me but this headline right
• 1:19:35
  here may not just comes off like a Now let's
• 1:19:47
  talk about Maino and 50 Cent. On a recent episode
• 1:19:50
  of the Let's Rap About It podcast. Oh yeah, that's
• 1:19:54
  a pretty good podcast. It doesn't take itself
• 1:19:57
  seriously like Ebro. Joe Budden threw out a provocative
• 1:20:03
  question asking which rappers used to be nice
• 1:20:08
  but went bad over time. Maino didn't hesitate.
• 1:20:12
  immediately naming 50 Cent and arguing that his
• 1:20:15
  rapping has declined over the years. Marcel Johnson's
• 1:20:27
  family is facing a devastating loss. The influencer,
• 1:20:31
  who documented his journey with stomach cancer
• 1:20:32
  on social media, has died just over a year after
• 1:20:35
  he received the stage four diagnosis. Among the
• 1:20:44
  millions of Americans who voted for the first
• 1:20:46
  time in this election. It's such a full circle
• 1:20:48
  moment that like now finally I actually like,
• 1:20:51
  I can actually go. Was the granddaughter of two
• 1:20:54
  of our country's most celebrated civil rights
• 1:20:56
  leaders. 18 -year -old Yolanda Renee King, the
• 1:20:59
  only grandchild of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
• 1:21:01
  and Coretta Scott King. It's so crazy to think
• 1:21:04
  that it wasn't that long ago he was assassinated.
• 1:21:07
  Passed a ballot in her very first election on
• 1:21:09
  Tuesday. For such a long time, I would always
• 1:21:12
  tell people the importance of voting, but I could
• 1:21:15
  never participate myself as a voter. All right,
• 1:21:17
  good for you, honey. Mm -hmm. Your grandpa was
• 1:21:20
  a pig. It is a snow bunny vagina for sure. There
• 1:21:29
  is a doubt about that. Time for Kardashian news.
• 1:21:42
  No filters, no fluff, raw truth and wine. Mike,
• 1:21:45
  he speaks what's on his mind, yeah. Nepotism's
• 1:21:47
  thrown, they sittin' in the plush. Built an empire
• 1:21:50
  off nothin' but the hush. Reality's a strip,
• 1:21:53
  ain't no realness in the cut. Talents on vacation,
• 1:21:55
  they just takin' what's corrupt. Hoppy's on the
• 1:21:58
  mic, call it verbal demolition. Exposin' fake
• 1:22:00
  lives, media's worse addiction. Idiocracy crowned,
• 1:22:03
  it's the brain on snooze. Clickbait queens, welcome
• 1:22:06
  to Kardashian news. Gets head, Hoppy breakin'
• 1:22:11
  down the hype, y 'all beware. Fake smells, fake.
• 1:22:14
  Live's fake drama, they choose no talent for
• 1:22:16
  - Truth gets aired, breaking down the hype, y
• 1:22:22
  'all beware. Live's fake drama, they choose no
• 1:22:26
  talent for Kardashian news. Diamond studded lies,
• 1:22:30
  selling dreams to the broke. Gold -plated nothing,
• 1:22:33
  society inside joke. Hoppy ain't scared, man,
• 1:22:36
  he roasting them raw. Nepo babies flexing like
• 1:22:38
  they rewrote the law. Precision, every word's
• 1:22:42
  a slice. Hypocrisy exposed under studio lights.
• 1:22:45
  Instagram filters, they mask the truth. Hoppy's
• 1:22:48
  here to school them. Welcome to the booth. Yeah,
• 1:22:50
  Hoppy's got no chain. Speak feels never playing
• 1:22:55
  the game. Kardashian can spin his name on this
• 1:22:58
  mic. Untamed. Scared. Hoppy breaking hype. Y
• 1:23:05
  'all beware. Fake drama they choose. No talent
• 1:23:09
  for Kardashian news. Kardashian speaks what's
• 1:23:16
  on his mind. Let's talk about this crack cocaine
• 1:23:35
  story. Man, it's Khloe just talking about her
• 1:23:40
  exes. She passed her prime for sure. Khloe Kardashian
• 1:23:48
  fought for her marriage with Lamar Oden. Yeah,
• 1:23:50
  a little too much. It's so weird seeing the old
• 1:23:53
  Khloe when she looked like an Amazon woman. In
• 1:23:56
  all sense of the word, after taking an edible
• 1:23:59
  before filming a scene with Khloe Kim and...
• 1:24:01
  Oh, well, that's why you're, like, freaking out.
• 1:24:04
  And then Nikki Glaser. She's freaking hot. Oh,
• 1:24:10
  she's so cute. After taking an edible before
• 1:24:12
  filming a scene with Khloe Kim and friends Nikki
• 1:24:15
  Glaser, Brenda Song, and Fortune... That's a
• 1:24:19
  room of laughter. Chris Jenner took a stroll
• 1:24:22
  down memory lane during the November 5th episode
• 1:24:25
  of the Kardashians about an evening when she
• 1:24:27
  and her daughter barged in on the NBA player
• 1:24:30
  in a hotel room amid his challenges with substance
• 1:24:33
  abuse. Ah, that's gotta be delightful. He had
• 1:24:39
  intel that he was going to be at a certain hotel.
• 1:24:43
  He goes, okay, we're gonna get him. And I'm like,
• 1:24:46
  okay. She goes, dress in black with a beanie.
• 1:24:51
  with a beanie put the drama on i just said all
• 1:24:54
  right what about your horse and we're going to
• 1:24:56
  get lamar that's all i said but the matriarch's
• 1:24:59
  storytelling was not to be deterred captivating
• 1:25:02
  her audience with her dramatically rendered recollection
• 1:25:05
  of yeah of events i've got a hoodie i've got
• 1:25:09
  glasses i've got gloves oh man chris kardashian's
• 1:25:13
  looking all squinty that edible's getting there
• 1:25:18
  but i know I kind of like this podcast, you know,
• 1:25:22
  or whatever they're doing. Not really a podcast.
• 1:25:23
  It's a show on Hulu. I'm going to watch this
• 1:25:25
  episode tonight. I'm not kidding. It is fascinating.
• 1:25:29
  The city's women all high. It's kind of cute,
• 1:25:33
  you know. We're going to get them. I wonder which
• 1:25:36
  one of these broads had a panic attack. He's
• 1:25:40
  being held hostage by these hookers. You're hookers
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  too. First time meeting them and we're just,
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  by the way. Let's talk about this crack cocaine
• 1:25:52
  story. Okay. She's really dumb. Like, really
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  dumb. Like, inexcusably dumb. You allow it. What's
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  going on? Now let's talk about Boosie and Tupac
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  Shakur. Yeah, Boosie thinks he's big. Now listen.
• 1:26:19
  Did Boosie have some hits back in the day in
• 1:26:22
  the club? There's no denying that. Boosie had
• 1:26:24
  some great songs. But at the same time. Boosie
• 1:26:29
  has this vibe that he thinks he's bigger than
• 1:26:31
  he is. During a recent Instagram live, Boosie
• 1:26:34
  compared his career to Tupac's. The problem with
• 1:26:39
  Boosie is he surrounds himself with yes men.
• 1:26:42
  He surrounds himself with ass kissers. Everybody's
• 1:26:45
  like, oh yeah, Boosie. Stating that his outspoken
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  words and legal battles have overshadowed his
• 1:26:56
  musical legacy. Oh yeah. It's a thought -provoking
• 1:26:59
  point. I mean, not really. is he a good southern
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  rapper of course but he is smoking some crack
• 1:27:05
  thinking this because constant controversy can
• 1:27:08
  easily dominate the conversation around an artist's
• 1:27:11
  catalog at the same time sharing similar personal
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  struggles is i mean yeah you can have similar
• 1:27:16
  stories like the uh you know like the come up
• 1:27:20
  of being successful but that does not mean you're
• 1:27:22
  one of the most famous rappers of all time again
• 1:27:25
  bluesy's a talented guy there's no denying that
• 1:27:29
  i'm not sitting here saying it's not true But
• 1:27:32
  at the same time, it's like he's not that talented.
• 1:27:34
  It's very different from claiming the same cultural
• 1:27:37
  and musical footprint. But here's the question.
• 1:27:40
  Check out the clip for yourself. Do you understand
• 1:27:42
  where Boosie is coming from with this comparison?
• 1:27:45
  Just play the fucking clip! Or do you see their
• 1:27:47
  legacies in totally different lanes? Let us know
• 1:27:50
  in the comments. No one cares. If you want to
• 1:27:53
  leave, this is the thing. They all say link in
• 1:27:54
  the bio's comment. It sounds desperate! For life,
• 1:27:58
  a lot of that shit was overshadowed. What I done
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  did for the music. Yeah, you heard his song.
• 1:28:09
  Where's he at? It's been affecting a lot of people.
• 1:28:17
  He doesn't even know what he's saying. He's just
• 1:28:19
  kind of babbling because he knows this will get
• 1:28:22
  talked about. What's going on here? I'm getting
• 1:28:30
  uncomfortable. That's the smartest thing he's
• 1:28:35
  ever said when he didn't talk. Martha Stewart
• 1:28:43
  is stirring up more online chatter surrounding
• 1:28:45
  her Halloween costume. Yeah, she's just the friggin'
• 1:28:48
  worst. She thought it was funny because, again,
• 1:28:51
  it's kind of like every other celebrity. They
• 1:28:53
  surround themselves with ass kissers, so they
• 1:28:56
  never have any sense of reality. They never have
• 1:28:59
  any sense if something is a good or bad idea.
• 1:29:03
  And her dressing up for Halloween as a homeless
• 1:29:05
  person is one of the dumbest. It's dumber than
• 1:29:07
  whatever she went to jail for. Saying a Today
• 1:29:10
  Show host and a chocolate mishap set it all in
• 1:29:13
  motion. Oh, did it really, honey? the homemaking
• 1:29:16
  diva is offering more context behind her halloween
• 1:29:18
  costume after it sparked backlash she's just
• 1:29:21
  a brand everyone likes to romanticize her she's
• 1:29:25
  a criminal while also continuing to apologize
• 1:29:28
  for its impact yeah you know the fact that you
• 1:29:31
  didn't have any way to like donate to the homeless
• 1:29:34
  and i went to your cube qvc outfit or whatever
• 1:29:37
  shut up you're the worst In footage obtained
• 1:29:42
  by TMZ November 4th, the lifestyle mogul told
• 1:29:51
  the November 3rd crowd in Orlando that Today
• 1:29:53
  host Craig Melvin had accidentally spilled chocolate
• 1:29:56
  ganache on the white sweater she planned to wear
• 1:29:59
  for Halloween. The 85 -year -old saying she had
• 1:30:05
  just 10 minutes to get ready for a party, so
• 1:30:08
  she used the soiled clothing, added ragged layers.
• 1:30:11
  What a dirty rotten liar. These are the lies
• 1:30:14
  you used on your husband when you cheated on
• 1:30:16
  him. Shut up! And made a signed reading, I'm
• 1:30:21
  hungry, for a costume meant to depict a homeless
• 1:30:24
  person. Yeah, we got that. Adding boy, did that
• 1:30:27
  go off. Oh man, you were just an annoying woman.
• 1:30:31
  I bet you smell like just fish. Post prompted
• 1:30:33
  criticism with Martha deleting it and telling
• 1:30:36
  people November 1st that she was distressed.
• 1:30:38
  You're just mad that you got caught. Shut your
• 1:30:40
  ass. Happy Hour. Happy Hour. RyanHockeyRadio
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  .com Happy Hour will be right back. You probably
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  had Taco Bell before. Whatever. All I smell is
• 1:31:05
  poop. We need to be affectionate and you can
• 1:31:09
  see that with Barack. and Michelle as well. They
• 1:31:12
  do a lot of touching, kissing, even fisting.
• 1:31:16
  Yeah, Lula, and we'll call it a day. Seamen was
• 1:31:21
  so big. Stop meat. Women need touching. Stop
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  cussing. It looks like you went and got a on
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  the iPad screen, whatever the case might be,
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  in your hand, in a sock, in a whatever. Like,
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  Join us, everyone. The queens, dropping dollars,
• 1:41:18
  bombs all in on the schemes. I forget what, I
• 1:41:31
  think it was Dallas and Spurs. The gang. And
• 1:41:34
  my uncle, who has since passed, my uncle Ken,
• 1:41:36
  always said the last five minutes of the game
• 1:41:38
  is the best. Right! Alexa, who won last night,
• 1:41:44
  Dallas or the Spurs? I fell asleep. The Spurs
• 1:41:50
  edged the Mavericks 112 to 100. Alexa, can you
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  edge me? I'm really horny. I'm not really the
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  one to help with that kind of stuff. Oh, yeah!
• 1:42:11
  That's right. Let's see what the fuck is going
• 1:42:57
  on in the NBA. Dwyane Wade's statue outside the
• 1:43:05
  Miami Heat Stadium had what some might say a
• 1:43:08
  facelift. And of course the guys on Inside the
• 1:43:11
  NBA had to react to the news. Hold on, hold on.
• 1:43:14
  D -Wade got a new statue? Yeah, just the face
• 1:43:16
  part. Just the face. Why does that amuse? Y 'all
• 1:43:20
  made that man redo his statue. Because it was
• 1:43:22
  ugly. You ain't getting this commentary once
• 1:43:27
  inside the NBA. I don't believe that. It's a
• 1:43:30
  statue. They didn't have to redo it. They had
• 1:43:33
  to redo that thing. It's a statue. You should
• 1:43:36
  have got it right the first time. How about that?
• 1:43:38
  Ah, it is. I'm saying if you ever make a statue
• 1:43:42
  and you can't tell who it is, it's probably time
• 1:43:44
  to. That thing was horrible. Well, it said his
• 1:43:47
  name on a jersey. How about that? They should
• 1:43:50
  have did it right the first time. They should
• 1:43:51
  have. But at least they had confidence to change
• 1:43:53
  it. Alright. That was dreadful. It was a walking
• 1:43:57
  meme. What do you like best about the way the
• 1:44:20
  offense is playing right now? I think it's just
• 1:44:22
  flowing. I think we're sharing the ball really
• 1:44:25
  well. You know, they obviously put two on me,
• 1:44:27
  so we just share the ball. I mean, it's 39 assists,
• 1:44:31
  which is not bad, you know. All right. kind of
• 1:44:35
  offense. Hey Luca, you're putting up video game
• 1:44:38
  numbers. What does it feel like to be in this
• 1:44:40
  kind of a zone? Gosh, he sounds ignorant. Oh,
• 1:44:44
  it feels good. Like I said, you know, obviously
• 1:44:46
  when we win, it feels way better in the zone
• 1:44:49
  important stuff. But obviously it feels good,
• 1:44:52
  you know. He's doing so much better without that
• 1:44:56
  little bitch LeBron. Win by 20 against a team
• 1:45:01
  like Miami. Thanks, Luca. All right, so there's
• 1:45:18
  Ronnie James. This is the National Basketball
• 1:45:27
  Association. This ain't for the little boys and
• 1:45:29
  wimps. This is a professional. And what I saw,
• 1:45:34
  I just don't get it. It's mind -blowing. Yeah!
• 1:45:38
  I agree. It's called nepotism. I'm telling it
• 1:45:40
  in radio. Somebody lost a job to that. Some kid
• 1:45:48
  that worked their butt off, that really feel
• 1:45:51
  like they could have made the NBA, they lost
• 1:45:54
  their job. to that that's nice i agree uh here's
• 1:45:59
  caleb wilson because uh the bulls have only won
• 1:46:03
  one game this year some of his teammates like
• 1:46:07
  josh candy a lot of them seem to be jealous of
• 1:46:10
  the attention caleb wilson gets because they
• 1:46:14
  know they don't have a future there that's been
• 1:46:15
  had is you said you said something along the
• 1:46:18
  lines of you want to get more aggressive to start
• 1:46:20
  games but also there's a sort of balance where
• 1:46:23
  you know you don't you don't want to start shooting
• 1:46:26
  I love hearing the laughter in the background
• 1:46:27
  after getting blown out by 90 million points.
• 1:46:30
  Crazy shots either. Do you feel like you sort
• 1:46:33
  of balanced that well? How do you think you're
• 1:46:36
  progressing? I mean, today I didn't really get
• 1:46:40
  the ball much to start the game, so I couldn't
• 1:46:42
  really do anything to kind of be aggressive.
• 1:46:45
  But when I get the chance to, hopefully I can
• 1:46:49
  be aggressive. Yeah, it's called passing the
• 1:46:51
  fucking ball, morons. If you're a good TMA, you
• 1:46:55
  don't care who gets the points. It's all stat
• 1:46:58
  padding losers. Here's Derrick Rose's advice
• 1:47:00
  to Caleb Wilson. Any thoughts you can provide
• 1:47:02
  on that group and even Caleb Wilson? Yes. Right
• 1:47:05
  now, Caleb, I know he'll be watching this, waits
• 1:47:09
  out the 25 games. Every pro know or every OG
• 1:47:13
  that you be around, or there's probably not that
• 1:47:15
  many OGs in the league right now. They will tell
• 1:47:18
  you, you can't assess your team after 25 games.
• 1:47:21
  So after those 25 games, you go back to the board,
• 1:47:24
  the drawing board. And you figure out where can
• 1:47:26
  you, how can you attack the game and attack and
• 1:47:32
  work on your flaws because every rookie has flaws.
• 1:47:35
  Yeah, you had flaws in any of the kills, the
• 1:47:37
  rape, and the woman. Here's Charles Barkley on
• 1:47:41
  Halloween. Who just survived Halloween. Out there
• 1:47:47
  at your home. Hey man, let me tell you something.
• 1:47:49
  You damn brats gotta quit bringing basketball
• 1:47:52
  cards and stuff to my damn house. I'm giving
• 1:47:54
  you free damn candy. I'm not there to sell autographs
• 1:47:57
  all night. I'm gonna let y 'all get away with
• 1:47:58
  that this one damn time now. Yeah, he sounds
• 1:48:03
  like a dad. There's a lot of that going on. I
• 1:48:07
  love being home to give the kids candy. I love
• 1:48:10
  that. But now they're bringing cards. I said,
• 1:48:13
  yo, man, you can't be. They need to sign an AI
• 1:48:16
  thing so that when they die, we can still have
• 1:48:17
  Inside the NBA. This is the best on TV. I mean
• 1:48:22
  the kids. I want to punch him in the face, but
• 1:48:24
  I couldn't do it. Come on, man. Quit bringing
• 1:48:26
  damn cards to my house. I'm giving you damn free
• 1:48:28
  candy. That's what Halloween's for. Pass out
• 1:48:30
  candy, Kenny. Yes, I did. Okay. Little candy,
• 1:48:34
  big candy. No, little candy. But a big handful.
• 1:48:37
  The family packs. I'll give every kid a handful.
• 1:48:40
  You could take what you bring back. And an autographed
• 1:48:42
  Charles. I'm going to miss this shit when it
• 1:48:43
  goes out there. Sparkly card. Wait, you don't
• 1:48:46
  give out candy? Scrooge? I hand out my own candy.
• 1:48:50
  That sounds creepy. Is that good? Oh, here's
• 1:48:55
  the fucking gummies that are actually nice. Not
• 1:48:58
  bad. Now, do his gummies taste a little bland?
• 1:49:01
  But there's something really fun about a bland
• 1:49:05
  gummy bear or gummy shack. The shack jolly, the
• 1:49:08
  super big. The gummies? Yeah, the gummies. The
• 1:49:11
  gummies. I had none of that sick like eight months
• 1:49:14
  ago. They're so freaking good. Do you have a
• 1:49:17
  good... Man, you ridiculous. Everything... I
• 1:49:21
  love this interaction. The gummies? Yeah, the
• 1:49:23
  gummies. The gummies. The gummies, yeah. Do you
• 1:49:26
  have a good... Man, you ridiculous. Everything
• 1:49:28
  he gives is free. Everything he gives is free.
• 1:49:30
  I love that guy. All right, time for Chicago
• 1:49:34
  news. These mics, all into heights. Now they
• 1:49:54
  seem to get tight. From the birds to the black,
• 1:49:56
  there's a hell of a height. Trying to dial, see
• 1:49:58
  his name on the lights. They got callers all
• 1:49:59
  in line, trying to break they noose. From the
• 1:50:00
  shot to the sticks, they relate to the views.
• 1:50:02
  Every semi like a story from the avenue. Talk
• 1:50:04
  slick, then he fake, check the attitude. This,
• 1:50:06
  that's Chicago news. Hoppy, I would let him choose.
• 1:50:09
  And from the heights to the loop, what it do.
• 1:50:12
  See, there's a guy that comes on the road series.
• 1:50:21
  Doom, then you're part of the crew. We got joke
• 1:50:27
  for the farts, love for the bravery, guests in
• 1:50:29
  the chair. Set that crave for the sports world,
• 1:50:31
  voice of the gossip. I got it. More lanes than
• 1:50:33
  the tollway, say. Late night, but the city get
• 1:50:35
  wide. Get a kid from the high school to drive.
• 1:50:39
  Hold that map on the same lifeline. Oh, yeah.
• 1:50:45
  Fuck you, shitty radio jack. We block every voice.
• 1:50:50
  You failed lizard, show your face. Chicago news,
• 1:50:53
  turn it up. And apologize while I fart in your
• 1:50:55
  face, bitch. breaking news tonight in chicago's
• 1:51:13
  inglewood neighborhood chopper 7 capturing a
• 1:51:17
  large police presence to the corner of garfield
• 1:51:20
  boulevard in emerald chicago police now telling
• 1:51:27
  us that this is the result of a police pursuit
• 1:51:29
  that ended in a crash oh yeah it always does
• 1:51:33
  Officers say a vehicle that was wanted in connection
• 1:51:36
  with an incident that happened earlier today
• 1:51:38
  in Palatine. Now, one man has been taken into
• 1:51:47
  custody. He's probably a thug. And we are still
• 1:51:52
  working to learn what that man was wanted for
• 1:51:55
  or his. Probably a bunch of things. I'm sure
• 1:51:58
  it just wasn't one thing. Connection to this
• 1:52:00
  case. We'll have an update tonight over on ABC
• 1:52:04
  7. Eyewitness News at 10 o 'clock. I'll play
• 1:52:07
  that tomorrow on the show. Those freaking maniacs.
• 1:52:14
  They're insane. Here's the update. Now know what
• 1:52:19
  happened at a Palatine convenience store that
• 1:52:21
  ended in a police chase in Chicago. Palatine
• 1:52:24
  police now say a woman was assaulted yesterday
• 1:52:27
  afternoon. She ran into a store on Palatine Road
• 1:52:30
  just off Northwest Highway. Man, that's right
• 1:52:33
  where I grew up. But it was Arlington Heights.
• 1:52:39
  That's when they say a man grabbed her and forced
• 1:52:41
  her back into his car. Man, that's scary. Going
• 1:52:44
  down 53, not going 53 miles per hour. The car
• 1:52:49
  was later spotted in Chicago where a chase ended
• 1:52:52
  in a crash on Garfield Boulevard. The man was
• 1:52:55
  arrested and the woman was found inside the car.
• 1:52:58
  Good editing at the end. And this next headline
• 1:53:03
  proves why Brandon Johnson's one of the worst
• 1:53:07
  mayors ever. Why? He's an absolute joke. why
• 1:53:11
  he's an absolute fraud right now. The results
• 1:53:19
  are in and nearly three out of four Chicago voters
• 1:53:22
  say they want gunshot detection technology restored.
• 1:53:26
  And the one fourth are the ones that are the
• 1:53:28
  criminals. Before he died, when I was working
• 1:53:34
  in conservative radio, I heard Charlie Kirk talking
• 1:53:36
  about how Brandon Johnson got rid of the shots
• 1:53:38
  because he's siding with the criminals. These
• 1:53:43
  spotters help. you know get criminals in as annoying
• 1:53:46
  of a person as lori lightfoot was it was one
• 1:53:48
  of the good things she did as mayor and decisions
• 1:53:52
  like this from brandon johnson to take it out
• 1:53:54
  is why he's a freaking loser but that doesn't
• 1:53:58
  automatically mean shot spotter is back yeah
• 1:54:02
  it should be though just catching all the homies
• 1:54:04
  sure is on city hall to find out what comes next
• 1:54:07
  a message from chicago voters loud and clear
• 1:54:11
  citizens of this city is just saying actually
• 1:54:15
  that they want to feel safe in their city. Of
• 1:54:19
  course you know. Former Chicago Police Superintendent
• 1:54:21
  Eddie Johnson says the ShotSpotter technology
• 1:54:24
  helped officers respond to gunfire that often
• 1:54:27
  goes unreported. But then the criminals are getting
• 1:54:30
  caught and the mayor doesn't want that because
• 1:54:34
  he sides with them. Why do I say that? Because
• 1:54:38
  he sides with little Dirk. He argues without
• 1:54:42
  those alerts, Police may not know a shooting
• 1:54:44
  has happened until someone calls 911. Yeah, you
• 1:54:47
  know, heaven forbid a criminal get caught in
• 1:54:50
  a corrupt city like Chicago. 99 % of cops on
• 1:54:55
  the street will tell you it helped to make their
• 1:54:57
  job not so much easier, but more efficient. Yeah,
• 1:55:01
  you know, heaven forbid we help out the cops.
• 1:55:05
  And that they could respond to shots being fired
• 1:55:09
  around the city. Shots fired in the club. in
• 1:55:11
  a more timely fashion the vote yeah this decision
• 1:55:14
  that brandon johnson did by removing it is honestly
• 1:55:17
  if there was a way to describe how much of a
• 1:55:20
  loser he is it's that comes more than two years
• 1:55:24
  after mayor brandon johnson discontinued the
• 1:55:26
  city's shot spotter contract yeah i remember
• 1:55:29
  charlie kirk talking about them and when i was
• 1:55:31
  working at a conservative job like i said because
• 1:55:33
  i'm not conservative but i paid well about it
• 1:55:38
  because we're both from the same area promising
• 1:55:40
  to find a better solution. He raised questions
• 1:55:43
  about its effectiveness and the impact of...
• 1:55:45
  Oh, well, he raised questions about the effectiveness
• 1:55:48
  because it was clearly effective as crime was
• 1:55:51
  going down, and he doesn't want that. Policing
• 1:55:55
  in communities of color. Yeah, okay, but it doesn't
• 1:55:59
  matter what color it is. If you're a criminal,
• 1:56:01
  you're a criminal. No one in this city, including
• 1:56:04
  my colleagues, are anti -supporting what the
• 1:56:08
  police need to catch criminals. Period. This
• 1:56:10
  is Alderman William Hall of the Sixth Ward. Alderman
• 1:56:16
  William Hall voted against keeping ShotSpotter.
• 1:56:19
  Of course he did. All these guys are siding with
• 1:56:22
  the criminals. This is why everyone laughs in
• 1:56:27
  Chicago around the country. He says the city
• 1:56:30
  is now preparing to test new gunshot detection
• 1:56:33
  technology. But it was working, and that's what
• 1:56:35
  you didn't like. You didn't like that the criminals
• 1:56:37
  were getting caught. in six south and west side
• 1:56:42
  police districts nine companies submitted formal
• 1:56:45
  bids to replace the system including sound thinking
• 1:56:48
  that's oh heaven forbid the company behind shot
• 1:56:51
  spotter i respect the position of finding equipment
• 1:56:55
  that yeah bitch anthony hall meets our goals
• 1:57:00
  yeah your goals of allowing the criminals to
• 1:57:02
  run the streets you're a fraud and you are why
• 1:57:06
  you and your homie brandon jones are the reason
• 1:57:10
  why america laughs in chicago shove it up your
• 1:57:13
  ass this page turns the work days through ryan
• 1:57:27
  hoppy's got plans with you coats are hung the
• 1:57:32
  chairs pull near a well -earned toast to close
• 1:57:36
  the year or just this day with friends I need
• 2:00:07
  to be affectionate and you can see that with
• 2:00:10
  Barack and Michelle as well. They do a lot of
• 2:00:13
  touching, kissing, even fisting. It's like you
• 2:00:30
  went and got a b***h on the iPad screen, whatever
• 2:00:33
  the case might be in your hand. and a sock and
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