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Employee Review, but I don't work here · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_01: You know I'm a huge sucker for a mashup.
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  SPEAKER_01: I love the better the mashup, I will listen.
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  SPEAKER_01: I can listen to mashups all day.
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  SPEAKER_00: Also, I love when they hit on my algorithm so hard when you listen to one and you're just like, oh, let me just keep scrolling through all the mashups.
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  SPEAKER_00: And by the way, you know you can go on Spotify.
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  SPEAKER_00: Last night I was listening to some at the gym.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I just typed in.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's a good place to listen to a mashup, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I just typed in I my favorite artist to work out to and then put mashup.
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  SPEAKER_00: There you go.
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  SPEAKER_00: There it is, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: There it is.
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  SPEAKER_01: There it is.
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  SPEAKER_01: How about Daf Punk and Michael McDonald here?
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  SPEAKER_01: Got that spot on.
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  SPEAKER_01: Jeez, it is really on point.
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  SPEAKER_01: Not the most energized one.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know, my cousin just saw Michael McDonald two weeks ago.
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  SPEAKER_00: She's obsessed with him.
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  SPEAKER_00: Thought he was dead.
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  SPEAKER_00: No.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's a groove.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's 70s.
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  SPEAKER_02: We both know how to.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's just enough upbeat that Michael McDonald needed.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you just a little remix of it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Right.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's when you invite friends over.
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  SPEAKER_00: You're you're having like a little game night, so you need to be able to talk to each other.
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  SPEAKER_00: So you just need something on in the background, but you want a vibe.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's the mashup right there.
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  SPEAKER_01: May not be the gym mashup, but I'm I'm I know what you're saying.
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  SPEAKER_00: Before we talk about work reviews, I do have a couple other text messages to read.
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  SPEAKER_00: I didn't know you guys were such cat people when I told you that this cat is claiming my house as its house.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I love this one.
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  SPEAKER_00: Allie, this is a catastrophe.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, also, I do like this suggestion.
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  SPEAKER_00: Take that cat to the vet.
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  SPEAKER_00: Do not bring it in.
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  SPEAKER_00: Get an exam.
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  SPEAKER_00: And this is from Chad.
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  SPEAKER_00: If you do get it, make sure you get it spayed.
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  SPEAKER_00: Because, and this comes up a lot.
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  SPEAKER_00: Shanice even said this.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, Allie, she's claimed you now.
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  SPEAKER_00: You must take her.
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  SPEAKER_00: But because it's a calico, some people said that calicos tend to be females.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I could have babies.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_00: If that's the case.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, now let's talk work reviews.
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  SPEAKER_00: When was the last time you had a work review?
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  SPEAKER_00: Jesus, I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_00: Never.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_00: Have you ever had one?
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I'm sure at some point years ago.
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  SPEAKER_00: I doubt it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: They're like, there's no hope for this guy.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's pretty much it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Listen to this guy who he was taken into the office of a grocery store.
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  SPEAKER_00: Here you are, taken in there, and you're given this performance evaluation, but the guy didn't actually work there.
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  SPEAKER_00: He sat through the entire evaluation.
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  SPEAKER_00: He was there grocery shopping.
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  SPEAKER_00: And the just imagine, I don't know who your your um GM of your waggies is.
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  SPEAKER_01: And you're looking specifically.
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  SPEAKER_01: Mine's Garrett.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_00: So so I just imagine.
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  SPEAKER_01: Isn't he living Garrett forever out there?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: He's like a legend.
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  SPEAKER_00: Right.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's like Mark Twain and Garrett.
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  SPEAKER_00: So God.
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  SPEAKER_01: I think Garrett was the manager when I lived out dating.
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  SPEAKER_00: These are the Twin Tiers legends.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I just imagine he just takes your arm.
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  SPEAKER_00: Scott, come into the not even by name.
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  SPEAKER_00: He doesn't call you by name.
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  SPEAKER_01: Hey, I'm going to need you to join me in the office for a minute.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: All right.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then gives the review and then it says, uh, I actually don't work here.
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  SPEAKER_00: Came here for cucumber.
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  SPEAKER_00: Would you actually stick out the entire evaluation?
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  SPEAKER_00: This dude stuck it out the entire way.
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  SPEAKER_00: And he's like, okay, yep, I need to improve on my customer service.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: Here's a question.
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  SPEAKER_01: Did the did the manager, the manager must have said, hey, it's time for your employee review.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because Well, I think first it's come in the office.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, no, because what happens when it says come in the office?
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  SPEAKER_01: I thought you caught me on camera swiping some cucumbers.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I'm like, no, I didn't, I swear to God.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, see, I I would think that the the manager would have to go, hey, we're doing our company reviews.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's time for yours.
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  SPEAKER_00: That wouldn't get me in the office.
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  SPEAKER_00: Right then and there, I would yeah, right then and there I'd go, Well, I don't work here.
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  SPEAKER_01: Wouldn't you panic though and think uh come back to the office with me means there's a sheriff waiting there?
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, if you did say that, I would I would definitely be panicking.
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  SPEAKER_00: I didn't steal anything, but I would still be like, what's up?
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  SPEAKER_00: Maybe it's something else.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I would be in the chair.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then once he says performance review, yeah, that's what I would open-that's what I would open my mouth.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, you're right.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm so nosy.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's like, how is Tyler doing?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Let's find out.
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  SPEAKER_00: Let's really get to the bottom of this.
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  SPEAKER_00: Go over to the cucumbers and be like, Tyler, you're knocking it out of the park, dude.
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  SPEAKER_00: So you're doing great.
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  SPEAKER_01: At the end of this, the guy finally just tells him, he goes, I I don't work here.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's great.
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  SPEAKER_00: I so I would only stick through the part where he's he says, Okay, now I'm gonna do your performance review.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, wait, no, I don't work here.
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  SPEAKER_00: Would you stick till the end?
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  SPEAKER_01: I if I was in the right mood, I'd want to hear what they had to say.
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  SPEAKER_01: Right, right.
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  SPEAKER_01: I had to have been in the right mood.
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  SPEAKER_01: He must have just been like, eh, whatever, this will be fun.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know how sometimes you do go to the grocery store and you're just putzing?
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  SPEAKER_00: This would have to be that time.
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  SPEAKER_00: Because when I'm in the grocery store and I'm focused, and 19 people try to stop me and have a chit chat.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's like I just want to go.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I go, Oh, you know, catch up with me later.
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  SPEAKER_00: I got you, girl.
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  SPEAKER_00: What DM me on?
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  SPEAKER_00: I got something in the oven.
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  SPEAKER_00: Right, exactly.
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  SPEAKER_00: But if I'm just putzing, I'll sit there for it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I guess you'll go through it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: How are you doing, Tyler?
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  SPEAKER_01: Did this guy get an okay review?
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  SPEAKER_01: Is everybody pleased?
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, we don't know.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, isn't that the worst part?
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I'd love to have seen the look on the guy's face, though, the manager at the end.
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  SPEAKER_01: You you do know I don't work here.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, and there's so many employees at a grocery store.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, at a grocery store, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: But you know what?
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  SPEAKER_01: Garrett knows everyone by name.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm Allie.
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  SPEAKER_01: He's a legend.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm doing great.
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  SPEAKER_00: I really, I really am pumping out the best bread at Wegmans.
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  SPEAKER_01: If you walk into Wegmans in Corning this week and they have a picture of you up, it says employee of the month, Garrett listens.