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38: Jail An't So Bad | #Isawthisontheinternet · The Bald Brothers Podcast

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  Speaker 1: What up y'all?
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to I saw this on the Internet. Today's guests.
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  Speaker 3: To my immediate left, we have wrong from the illustrious
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  Speaker 3: YouTube group Dormtainment from Atlanta by way of Miami rom Say,
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  Speaker 3: what's up?
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  Speaker 2: Man? Hey, what's up everybody? How y'all feeling?
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  Speaker 1: How you doing?
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  Speaker 3: We have computer engineer, actress comedian from Detroit Keisha E.
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  Speaker 3: And we have I'm sorry, cob Count.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. Appreciate who is Lewis today?
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  Speaker 3: It's your first time watching this show. We talk about
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  Speaker 3: random old stories that are on the internet, nothing trending,
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  Speaker 3: nothing new, all bizarre. Today's first story and they don't
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  Speaker 3: know any of these stories. I'm just gonna tell them
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  Speaker 3: as they guys, this happens. Did you guys know? Because
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  Speaker 3: I saw this on the internet. Aretha Franklin was tracked
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  Speaker 3: by the FBI for forty years.
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  Speaker 4: Because she was a girl.
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  Speaker 1: You know.
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  Speaker 2: Forty years.
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  Speaker 3: From nineteen sixty seven to two thousand and seven, the
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  Speaker 3: Federal buy investigation and methodically collected information about Areita. They
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  Speaker 3: used false phone call, surveillance, infiltration, and highly placed sources.
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  Speaker 3: Her files started because she was connected to Martin Luther
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  Speaker 3: King and you know what they did.
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  Speaker 1: With old Martin. Yeah, and.
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  Speaker 2: Basically they wrote this.
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  Speaker 3: Letter, for example nineteen seventy four said Di Aretha, I'm
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  Speaker 3: still in charge of you. I'm not to be cross
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  Speaker 3: and you should be paying me some of my money.
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  Speaker 3: Evident that your advisers do not know the dangers of
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  Speaker 3: neglecting what I'm saying. I would hate to drag your
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  Speaker 3: father into this. And then four months later her father
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  Speaker 3: was shot. Oh, the FBI had declined several comments.
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  Speaker 2: When you decline comments, you did it?
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  Speaker 5: I declined, brother, they were strucking her, but I definitely
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  Speaker 5: knew that she really was about to action.
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  Speaker 2: What was she?
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  Speaker 4: She was the Black Panthers all the time?
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  Speaker 1: You guys say it again, A sake down? What Detroit deal?
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  Speaker 4: A couple in the movement?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay.
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  Speaker 4: She went to the studio.
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  Speaker 3: You know, it's funny because in the studio she wasn't
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  Speaker 3: you know most of those artists they bring their life
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  Speaker 3: to the studio. She's like, no, I'm gonna keep that
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  Speaker 3: on the side. Meanwhile, she said, I'm be fresh as
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  Speaker 3: hell at the fans.
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  Speaker 1: No teach.
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  Speaker 4: Three outfit changes to her funeral.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, that's why? Is that true, yes, changes three.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, fifty p cadillacs. She had three open changed. She
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  Speaker 4: let the city down.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna lie from here on what because what
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  Speaker 3: she is down as it changes, there's no way I'm
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  Speaker 3: not telling my people. Make sure you get me in
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  Speaker 3: three to four outfits before my funeral over because that fire.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, you can pick it out.
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  Speaker 3: You your death. They come in, they lay it out. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: So is this so?
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  Speaker 1: Is this how respect came?
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  Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, that's what she did. She got bailing
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  Speaker 5: niggas out of jail like the whole you know, during
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  Speaker 5: that movement, though not.
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  Speaker 4: Just like boys.
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  Speaker 1: And you know she went to studio.
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  Speaker 2: Out of jail.
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  Speaker 1: Shu have I have? I got to think about.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on anybody from jail.
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  Speaker 4: I picked somebody up from jail.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, but you was giving her the question, but we did.
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  Speaker 6: Did you put some money forward to help Niky?
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  Speaker 5: But I'm not money that you got to jail out.
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  Speaker 4: I don't have my phone nomore, but I had to.
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  Speaker 4: It's like a jail.
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  Speaker 5: It's like you can FaceTime them send the music instead
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  Speaker 5: of like writing letters.
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  Speaker 2: Here's the thing, I ain't never been to jail.
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  Speaker 1: Before.
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  Speaker 2: So I don't know that these require I don't know
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  Speaker 2: that you had these things.
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  Speaker 3: Listen, I be on TikTok lives and maybe TikTok be
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  Speaker 3: like keV somebody in jail on TikTok, I'll be like.
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  Speaker 5: All right, j boy got a whole he's a he's
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  Speaker 5: a personal trainer. He been training people on the outside world.
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  Speaker 1: Clean up. It's a nig in jail.
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  Speaker 4: That's a personal training to the outside the outside world.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fine.
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  Speaker 5: So if y'all need a personal trainer out there and
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  Speaker 5: look him up confidence, Yeah, this.
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  Speaker 2: Is what I'm this is he getting real money. He
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  Speaker 2: getting real money jail.
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  Speaker 4: Jail really ain't that bad. Don't think he was popping bottle.
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  Speaker 4: That's a nigga. What are you celebrating? How did you
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  Speaker 4: get them?
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  Speaker 1: A second?
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  Speaker 4: What are you what are you celebrate.
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  Speaker 3: About?
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  Speaker 2: A bunch of buck dudes?
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  Speaker 4: About the d M I guy from a dude.
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  Speaker 5: So he had his he sent it on j pay
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  Speaker 5: to his brother because I guess he got Instagram and
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  Speaker 5: he had the brother screenshot and sent it to me
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  Speaker 5: because he saw my special or the show on revot TV.
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  Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, So I said, y'all niggas got premium channels
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  Speaker 4: in jail.
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  Speaker 5: That's number one. So he I did a joke on
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  Speaker 5: there about that. So he's like, you know, I can
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  Speaker 5: just tell like he was, let me just say a
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  Speaker 5: bit about me, like I get out in fact, and
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  Speaker 5: I think he said he got.
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  Speaker 4: Like five more years.
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  Speaker 1: What he said, like it get you.
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  Speaker 4: My call is next month, So I just want to
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  Speaker 4: I was just like, oh, I never do that joke again.
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  Speaker 2: I get out of five five more years.
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  Speaker 4: I got a ten year old daugh. I said, that's
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  Speaker 4: what your focus needs to be.
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  Speaker 3: His thing. That's one of my worst fears in prison.
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  Speaker 3: Like I watched prison shows and they do. There was
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  Speaker 3: one show where the guy said, as soon as you
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  Speaker 3: get in there, they line up and you gotta fight.
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  Speaker 3: I'm talking about as soon as you like, as soon
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  Speaker 3: as you cross your your feet into the lineup, and
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  Speaker 3: you gotta fight. And if you don't fight, you know
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  Speaker 3: what it is for the rest of the time you
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  Speaker 3: in there.
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  Speaker 2: Just anybody, Yeah, I don't. I don't said, like when
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  Speaker 2: I go to throw the left.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm not weak. I just it's an old injury
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  Speaker 1: and nobody don't care. And his day donna care.
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  Speaker 7: You gotta get out, get down, and being locked up
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  Speaker 7: abroad is even worse because they I'll be loving that show.
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  Speaker 1: That's scary because one, I don't speak the language too.
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  Speaker 1: They don't care about America.
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  Speaker 4: They don'ts are probably better.
• 6:26
  Speaker 1: America is the country they have.
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  Speaker 2: They wipe they pop on the wall.
• 6:33
  Speaker 1: Was Rocky or which Switzerland?
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  Speaker 3: That's Switzerland as you get some coco.
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  Speaker 1: Like Switzerland.
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  Speaker 3: I was reading an article watching the documentary on Switzerland
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  Speaker 3: jails and they look like they're in a door like
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  Speaker 3: they're they're all about rehabilitation and learning and stuff. But
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  Speaker 3: America ain't designed into rehabilitate you. The prison system here
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  Speaker 3: is for profit, so they want you to just stay
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  Speaker 3: in here and make stuff for cheap. And they also
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  Speaker 3: even if you don't make nothing. I think that documentary
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  Speaker 3: the thirteenth UH Amendment. Yeah, Ava was talking the boys,
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  Speaker 3: she producer. They been talking about how much money they're
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  Speaker 3: made just by you being there yell cars and food,
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  Speaker 3: and you know, like and then you want to make
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  Speaker 3: stuff so that in Switzerland, they're like, bro, we want
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  Speaker 3: you to go back to the world in America and
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  Speaker 3: then America when you get out, they don't they don't
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  Speaker 3: want you to work a job, right, It's like people
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  Speaker 3: don't even they be.
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  Speaker 2: Like, bro, I want to be regular. They'd be like,
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  Speaker 2: you'll never be regular?
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  Speaker 4: What is in like la prisons?
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  Speaker 1: What got aigtail?
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  Speaker 2: You don't got just like regular?
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  Speaker 4: She got.
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  Speaker 2: You gotta rewire?
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  Speaker 7: She said that bad, She said, they gotti.
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  Speaker 1: Got FaceTime.
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  Speaker 4: Job Christmas pictures.
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  Speaker 1: May be taking Christmas pictures.
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  Speaker 5: On the phone one day for like forty five, I said,
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  Speaker 5: are you just in your room? Like ain't nobody came
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  Speaker 5: to check on you? And then like ten to fifteen minutes,
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  Speaker 5: all right, I gotta gotta take these Christmas pictures, like
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  Speaker 5: I said, comes.
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  Speaker 1: They got like they got family, like as the as
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  Speaker 1: the unit they take it.
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  Speaker 4: X got married in jail. You know how you can
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  Speaker 4: do that? You could do that and my ex got
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  Speaker 4: married and j I gotta stand it. I got to
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  Speaker 4: find it.
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  Speaker 1: You can do that job that.
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  Speaker 2: He's just a wild world.
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  Speaker 3: Imagine you break up with somebody, they go to jail
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  Speaker 3: and get married before you still single.
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  Speaker 1: It's I gotta hurt.
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  Speaker 4: It's a cold world, so cold.
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  Speaker 1: Cold baby.
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  Speaker 2: Were you hurt when that came out? Or were you
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  Speaker 2: proud when I tell you first time.
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  Speaker 5: Which I watched that video because I had recently moved
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  Speaker 5: to LA when that video came out, right, so you're
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  Speaker 5: still trying to find your way and figure it out, right.
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  Speaker 4: I watched that video every single day, every morning when
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  Speaker 4: I before I even talk to guy. Yes, motivation, it
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  Speaker 4: was motivate.
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  Speaker 5: It was like, if this girl can do it, she
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  Speaker 5: ain't waiting because I have this like perfectionist thing where
• 9:09
  Speaker 5: it's like it has to be perfect or I don't
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  Speaker 5: want to put anything out into and it's like she confidently.
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  Speaker 2: Put this like and it's a it's it's a cult
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  Speaker 2: classic shout out to t baby.
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  Speaker 1: It's great baby.
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  Speaker 5: Baby right little right, Yes, you gotta be confident and
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  Speaker 5: friends like her.
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  Speaker 4: Her homegirl was in the video just off beat at
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  Speaker 4: the semetary like just gone girl.
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  Speaker 1: You know.
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  Speaker 4: She geeked, I'm gonna bring my son.
• 9:39
  Speaker 2: You need to back on the graves and dudes in
• 9:41
  Speaker 2: the grades like you don't get off, get.
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  Speaker 4: Off started off with a nigga dead on the floor.
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  Speaker 1: That was I ain't gonna hold you.
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  Speaker 7: I ain't never watched the video through and through, but
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  Speaker 7: I seen like that one part where they be in
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  Speaker 7: their jackets.
• 10:01
  Speaker 4: I said, I know all the worst.
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  Speaker 5: I watched that video like and I was dying laughing,
• 10:04
  Speaker 5: and then I was tweet about it, and I think
• 10:06
  Speaker 5: like with Ricky Smiley because he really was like playing
• 10:09
  Speaker 5: at all time. And her feelings was her She's on
• 10:10
  Speaker 5: the news because she was like, I thought he liked
• 10:13
  Speaker 5: my music and I found out I was the butt.
• 10:15
  Speaker 2: Of the joke.
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  Speaker 4: So she was like, well, let me readow.
• 10:16
  Speaker 5: She did a remix because you know the audio tun
• 10:18
  Speaker 5: but the remix is autotoo because the beat was off
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  Speaker 5: on the first one.
• 10:22
  Speaker 4: She came able to mank like I got you this.
• 10:25
  Speaker 1: She said, y'all don't like it. I'm the butt of
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  Speaker 1: the joke. Here's a remix.
• 10:29
  Speaker 4: Let me.
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  Speaker 2: Do it for you.
• 10:34
  Speaker 1: How does T Baby baby?
• 10:37
  Speaker 4: According to that wig, she may be.
• 10:40
  Speaker 2: According to the.
• 10:46
  Speaker 3: Big Sean and the reason before we finished this segment
• 10:50
  Speaker 3: Top five Detroit Artists.
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: You can't use T Baby We know she's golded.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, she like down line, down line, I say, Big
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  Speaker 8: Sean for sure, didn't have to want just named it okay, cool,
• 11:04
  Speaker 8: big shime caretha m hm.
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  Speaker 1: Hmmm, you gotta do it.
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  Speaker 2: You know you don't want to do I know who
• 11:16
  Speaker 2: she don't I know who you don't want to. You
• 11:18
  Speaker 2: don't want to put them. Yeah, I know she don't
• 11:20
  Speaker 2: want to, but you got why would I not put eminem?
• 11:22
  Speaker 5: I felt like, but I was thinking, like because it's
• 11:25
  Speaker 5: rappers R and by.
• 11:27
  Speaker 1: You think you know trying to I gotta give you
• 11:30
  Speaker 1: that go ahead.
• 11:31
  Speaker 5: Dang Diana, you know what I'm saying. Gospel Detroit though
• 11:35
  Speaker 5: Diana Wats is from Detroit. From Detroit, we had projects,
• 11:39
  Speaker 5: what but be too hard to do what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 4: Aliyah, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, my brother, your brother then rocked the boat, but
• 11:57
  Speaker 1: we can't.
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  Speaker 4: It was still here.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, more I want to hear I want to hear
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  Speaker 1: the other.
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  Speaker 4: That's what that's that's.
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  Speaker 1: That's over the right to Now, that's that's We ain't
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  Speaker 1: going to go.
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  Speaker 4: I mean we can go.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna do.
• 12:16
  Speaker 4: Sweating and street lords and rock Bottom and.
• 12:28
  Speaker 3: Day like a nice bread give some days loaf on.
• 12:35
  Speaker 3: It's like Boosie, let me get the days loaf. We
• 12:39
  Speaker 3: get that, all right.
• 12:40
  Speaker 5: Next, stee Bee, the wonder you wanted from there wanted
• 12:43
  Speaker 5: from claim everybody, but he might be from.
• 12:52
  Speaker 4: It might be from Michigan, all right.
• 12:54
  Speaker 2: Next, secment.
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  Speaker 1: From all right.
• 13:00
  Speaker 3: Met Azelia the chip who smokes a pack a day
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  Speaker 3: on Korean Zoo, who which is like.
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  Speaker 2: A chimpanzee, smokes a pack okay cigarettes.
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  Speaker 3: Nineteen year old female whose name is Dale smokes about
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  Speaker 3: smokes about a pack a day. They insist, however, that
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  Speaker 3: she don't in hell. My question to you guys, is
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  Speaker 3: this what the monkey going. That's that's all I'm thinking about,
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  Speaker 3: little bit when.
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  Speaker 4: You look at videos and pictures of them.
• 13:32
  Speaker 3: I said this the other day, you need animal therapy
• 13:35
  Speaker 3: because think about gazelles. They are on alert every day.
• 13:39
  Speaker 3: Every day you wake up, I'm gonna die from from
• 13:44
  Speaker 3: the moment the moment you dropped is like I'll kill
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  Speaker 3: you right now, right now, Like can you imagine you
• 13:51
  Speaker 3: have a baby in the hospital and like you better
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  Speaker 3: take it. So so this monkey may just be taking
• 14:00
  Speaker 3: on the stress and there's a whole everything. It's like
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  Speaker 3: this animal ship ain't really.
• 14:05
  Speaker 5: Monkeys are like probably the closest animal to human beings.
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  Speaker 4: You know what I'm said.
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  Speaker 5: They looking at us like, oh, this nigga gets to
• 14:10
  Speaker 5: go go, get to get on stage and tell jokes,
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  Speaker 5: and I got to sit here and just you know
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  Speaker 5: what I mean.
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: So he's where's the monkey North Korea? No Korea? First
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: of all, No Korea. I mean it's controlled.
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  Speaker 7: So he's smoking because Nigga wanted to get to come
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  Speaker 7: to the zoo once a year. So I'm stressed cause
• 14:31
  Speaker 7: I told my mother monkeys I had some ship going.
• 14:36
  Speaker 4: The zoo slowed up.
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: I got veals my blood.
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: I know that Muggy got a deep voice. You're like,
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  Speaker 2: you're going through it.
• 14:57
  Speaker 4: Where is he getting a cigarettes from.
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: Cigarette in jail? The guards? The guards is giving the
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: guards just giving it to the monkeys, to your niggas
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  Speaker 2: on ja.
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: Hell, those people.
• 15:14
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  Speaker 1: Hey man, I'm in nor Korean. I'm still.
• 16:06
  Speaker 5: I rather see them him rolling up cigarettes.
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  Speaker 1: Cigarettes fit the Asian culture. That ain't mean?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe that is the monkey? The monkey? Where are
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: you are you?
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  Speaker 1: Are you an Asian monkey?
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: If you you know, I was asking that question the
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: other day, like do animals and like insects.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: Have like because money is what I mean?
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: Dog is what money? He's he's rich, he's bouchie, he's black.
• 16:35
  Speaker 5: Because if you like a roach in Africa, is it
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  Speaker 5: different because they have different type of you know what
• 16:40
  Speaker 5: I mean.
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  Speaker 2: That's a good question. Yeah, the bugs in Africa they
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: don't run. It's like people.
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: They don't have We was on tour, was in Virginia
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: and Angel and Josh went to a yard house and
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: the roach was in there like angels.
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: Roach run through and angels like, hey man, niggas like
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: first of.
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  Speaker 3: All, this is the water butt don't don't do that.
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  Speaker 3: It's the naked eye. The thing got six legs and
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: wants to be the restaurant. The German hypocrisy. It looks
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  Speaker 3: most similar to the American cockroach.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: The point is this, right, A water bug don't breed
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: as fast as a ROASTO.
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: First off, I was about to say, what we been
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: from the South. I understand that completely, But that's that's
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: some country knowledge because water.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: But the water bug is like, just get it out
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: of here. A roach you got to get you got
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: to stop.
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: Or fly like it's a roach if it wasn't a
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: spider roach, every.
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: Roach everything else. The roads like, yo, that's a road.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: That's a road.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: But now that monkey, that monkey. They got to get
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: somebody in there.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: For that monkey. Talking to the monkey. Man, I had
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: some stuff going. It's even better. It's even better if
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: the monkey Like soon as you take.
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: Out the peggage, monkeys be stealing too. Monkeys still I
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: went to bother them. Niggas was stealing the backpack out
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: your glasses snatched out of here. You think you about
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: to take a picture of the.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: Monkey, like it's a full video on my Instagram.
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: But of the monkey when we was in Tanzania. The
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: monkey jumped on the window because he seen we had
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: fruit in there. It was like, hey man, get your
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: ass down. He was looking in the window because if
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: your mama, because he was a little bit, he was
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: like teenage. I seen daddy over there. I said, stop
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: before you make daddy come over here. I'm gonna be
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: scared of him. I rolled the window.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: Hey man, stay over there, get out of here. Yeah, shady,
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: I seen this video.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: Is monkey.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: He was playing with this dude and he ripped his Yeah,
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: it was crazy.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: Had me off his face like he grabbed his head
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: because monkeys are way stronger than But what you're gonna
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: see is he bent and then ripped so like her
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: to my.
• 18:56
  Speaker 5: Truck out it was I never showed you that pictures live.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: He was trying to braid your hair.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: It wasn't.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: Trying it up.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: It was bad.
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: Just get out of here.
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: And before y'all say, I see you said the fancy
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: way he pronounced the country. When we went to Tanzania,
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: they told us to pronounce it that way, not Tanzania.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying. I'm just letting you know
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: that's what they told us. So I'm gonna listen to
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: the people that's from Tanzania. Yeah, so this whole time
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: in school, think about it, the teacher that was teaching
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: us wasn't from Tanzania.
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna my track all the way out.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: Damn monkeys out here.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: Oh he really is grabbing.
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: You want to.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: Supports?
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: What was the monk?
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: You have two monkeys on you?
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: Because the niggas attacked me, they was like, what can
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: we still No, no, we're gonna take the hair. We
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: can resell this, and and BALI.
• 20:06
  Speaker 7: Listen.
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: Keisha is the only person I know personally that I
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: be who I travel a lot. You travel a lot.
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: You travel a lot.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: Keisha.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: Don't never be at home. I do.
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: Keisha? Have you been to twenty three?
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: We converse, you know, we like traveling.
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: That that's going places window. I think I probably first
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: started traveling. I was like, was that seventeen?
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: That makes it okay?
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: That makes.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: I think like nine ten? What about you being zero?
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: You've been in Canada zero? But I conker of America.
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: I beat this guy.
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: Don't let the government here you say that, Well, you're
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: talking America right, beat this guy. Now, traveling got to
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: you gotta gotta go I be probably about ten, yeah,
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: maybe ten, maybe twelve, twenty two favorite off the top
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: of your heads.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: I was just saying, if you have one, it's tough, though.
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: I know it's tough. Little baby.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: Nigga start throwing questions out Twitter three and.
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: Me between.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Fiji Fiji water crazy real it's.
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: Only like a dollar for the big one Number one?
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: Is it coffee water?
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: There is just called and I meant actually the color
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: of the water, that's yeah, the drinking drink.
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: Drinking water's building South Africa, Tokyo, damn.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: You know, we can talk about this podcast like that.
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: I think my favorite probably was Japan, probably was the
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: most Japan In Egypt.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: The furthest Egypt from americaypt Egypt is.
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: Like a whole bomb went off when we got to Egypt.
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: Soon as we later like oh okay, all right, yeah.
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: Not in Europe you feel like, especially California, but in
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: Europe you feel how young America is. You're like, oh this,
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: oh when you get to Egypt, you'd be like, oh yeah,
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: because this is pretty civilized, like they've been here absolutely way.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: California just feel like it's like fourteen.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: It was one hundred and fifteen. Degrees when we were
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: I said, it was really fun. We went during the
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: Christmas that's the same.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: I'm the same way in ze.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, cat.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: Barbecue and season.
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: Montain up there.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: This was crazy.
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: I love how it's just you can't drive and it's just.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: His dancing on the sidewalk. I got.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: I got cut off at a bar and uh in Venice,
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: look at you. Yeah.
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: I mean it's the first time I underestimated wine, underestimated wine,
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: and I greatly underestimated port wine. So I was I
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: was on that dessert wine. So the waiter comes by
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: and and you know it in in Uh, they don't
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: feed you portions like America Spaghetti don't be you know,
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: we bend spaghetti's possible. They give you like they don't
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: even take up the whole plate. So we eating, but
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: drinking more than we eating because they bring you the
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: wine before anything else, like get this little wine. So anyway,
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: we drinking, drink and drinking, and the guys like would
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: you They ask you for a grappa all the time.
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: Grappa is like the final uh digestive. And he said,
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: would you like some glusir And I was like, yes, absolutely,
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: and he goes to get it and the manager's like no,
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: and I was literally like I'm cut off.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: This was like, let's come on.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: It was like eight o'clock.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: All right, Next segment, ain't gonna be no sebways add
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: here that's the d Here we go.
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: Next segment, guys hiker lost his phone for twenty four hours.
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: He ignored the rescuers calls because he didn't recognize the number.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: Wait, wait, he lost his lost a lot he was
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: he was lost, oh.
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: In Colorado, was lost for twenty four hours because he
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: was ignoring rescuers calls because he didn't recognize the number.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: And black people we tend to like no, for sure,
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: we will be cheating.
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: You know you're not lost, and I'm not going to
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: answer the call because I don't know the number.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: He took the booty to the woods. He took the
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: booty to the woods.
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: He was like yeah, and then you gotta make it
• 24:56
  Speaker 5: so then it's twenty four hours. So your wife is
• 24:58
  Speaker 5: or your girl is like frantic and she just had
• 25:00
  Speaker 5: be that you're home. She's not even gonna question the situation.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: You knew like I'm taking the bus, You'm taking the
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: bush to the bush.
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: That's what you didn't recognize I really took the story
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: at face value.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: You ain't.
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: You ain't most the story. I need help. You ain't
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: dropped your pin nowhere.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Women are good man, Women are who was lost? Though
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: he was lost?
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: He was lost and the people calling him when you
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: do that, you.
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: I was lost hiking with my phone. You're not lost
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: if you got your phone, that's one thing.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: Number one. But can't get you out of woods?
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: Can why you can't put in the in the in
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: your GPS home?
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: But remember if you get off the track, it'd be
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: like proceed to the route because work for because you
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: have a phone. But what are you gonna say if
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: he in the woods, You're gonna call.
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: Somebody's gonna say something.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: We're location middle Tree.
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: I'm comfort.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: Can you imagine like he was? Really? But it's Keisha boyfriend,
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: he got to explained. She's just not buying it. Baby, listen,
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: you know I.
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: Just tell me the where you was at.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: You baby, I don't want to go back there. Right,
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: So we set up as.
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: Did you make the wrong time?
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: Well, first off, you know I.
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: Was hanging out with I was hanging out with Cav
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: and he like adventurous stuff. Well, Cav Kevin. He left
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: me there home man. See all right, okay, now we can.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: Go for you. I don't know he should talk to
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: the niggas in jail.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: That's true. Yes, you know.
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: The guy like that. But from Detroit on the right path.
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: I started sweating. I'm not I'm nigga reading the story,
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, we're yeah. And see I watched this
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: his YouTube named mister balland I watched a lot of his.
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: He just tells stories, and each of the stories that
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: ignorant stuff be happening, and it'd be the woods.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: That's why I don't go. They also be of a
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: pale color, so there's not meant.
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: But I'm not going into the woods just to be
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: out there no more, especially these these like places where
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: it's just like nothing.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: There's just trees and rock.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: And like no therapeutic though.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you what with some people on the path,
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: I need a couple of people on running people.
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: I was out, not running, but there was a hiking
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: trail near my son old soccer field, and I was
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: out there.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: Remember that you used to be.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: Brou over this ridge.
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: There was a whole coyote because there's coyotes in my
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: neighborhood now in my other neighborhood, but they're usually small.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: They're like small dogs.
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: This wash y'all.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: Got okay, Now we got coyotes.
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: My bad.
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: You know coyote.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying.
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: We destroyed their habitat low key, gotcha. They had this
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: whole part and we was like nigga houses. So now
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: that people's dogs, that's how they get their revenge. I
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: want to be here your dog, damn, but you still
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: ain't got no home. But I'm saying the point is
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: I was out there and I've seen a coyote and
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: I just thought like he wasn't bigger than me, and
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: usually they'd be scared. But I thought about the people
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: who we run into like bears mountain, like the ones
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: that will kill you.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: Like you know what I'm saying, I don't. I think
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: there's the old like black people be too stressed in
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: life to add that time.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't need that.
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: We don't need the monkey smoking. We didn't want a monkey.
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: But yeah, white people be looking for the thrill. They
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: be looking for we like we got it. I wake up,
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: I walk outside, whoo man, life is crazy, not the monkey.
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: Singing me out.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: Not monkey.
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: We are just people smoking cigarettes. Matter of fact, take
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: it out. Just whoever's editing this, go back and say
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: the monkey part.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: Take it out. Black people we are we are beautiful people. Right,
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: Let's cut back to the wide black people.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: We be stressed that we spoke a cigarette? Is that
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: really how they say it?
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: Yes, because it's very much looks like they.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: Corrected me immediately. Is pronounced like a you ton, So
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: both as are like long you asked me stuff like
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: I'm listening to what they tell. How do you spell that?
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: It's t a n.
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: If you pronounce the as different, you can get to
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: what lady do you think?
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: Do you think? Do you know they spoke?
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: That's all the lion king? Pretty much?
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: They speak that in South Carolina. Exactly have you been
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: to be Probably?
• 29:55
  Speaker 6: I ain't been to the weird stage, he said. Wyoming
• 30:01
  Speaker 6: got the whole South Dakota, North Dakota, Maine. Yeah, I
• 30:04
  Speaker 6: don't really mind everything else I defeated.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: The ones I haven't been to is not. It's not
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: that I want to go. I've been the South to
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: go to North Dakota, Wyoming. I've been to Wyoming, but
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: I drove through it. I've been in too many times.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: I've been, Oh, you know been.
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: Japan, You've been North Carolina, my home, and you've been
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: to North Carolina.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: They've been to North Carolina.
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: Shout out, shout out the bull City, shout.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: Out the Queenie.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: Raised up?
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: What not?
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: Come on three six?
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: I just never had a reason to go.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: That as all Inania racing to Tanzania. I didn't even
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: see her.
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: People like.
• 31:04
  Speaker 5: City Tennessee, like Chicago is not a state, not state,
• 31:11
  Speaker 5: that's not no replace it.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: Here's the thing I love. No, I ain't going back there,
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: but you know, im going back North Carolina.
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: I like like, I like it for if I need
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: to go, like chill for about we work, working comedians,
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: be having a reason to go.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: I don't think.
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: People if you don't have a show there, I don't
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: know if many because you usually travel, you vacation.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: I don't know if you're not working there, you don't
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: have family.
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: But Charlotte is a growing city, like so a lot
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: of people are like getting properly it's growing. But I'm
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: like asking myself, why would Keisha be Yeah, and if
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: your family is in the Midwest, like all your family
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: in Detroit right for the most.
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: I have family in Texas. I have family in Saint Louis,
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: like kind of a little bit all over the.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: Family out there.
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: I don't have any family.
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: I don't. I don't And I'm not even shading Charlotte
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: or Roley, cause I love those cities, but I can't remember.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: People be like, I'm just vacation.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: But not going to Yeah you're not going to that,
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: or you didn't go to college people there.
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you one I I had my best show
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: in Charlotte, but then two North Carolina I got shot
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: at because North Carolina got the most colleges by square foot.
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: It's a lot of education there. So none of y'all
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: be at this stupid because it's too much education.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: Maybe maybe not, maybe I forgot.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: Maybe that's wheah, all right, final segment. That's not one
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: of the jail homeies.
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: She's a singer.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: Charlotte, you know city Michael Jordanifer now Stephen Ferdick there,
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: you know they got pigs. I met.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: He was the nice guy. He kind of yeah, he
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: kind of short. White pastors be like, yeah, he put
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: them blessing on.
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: Me in the Patreon, Like that's why shn't got her
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: black heart making ship up any requirements.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: I feel like no other culture has so many things
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: that you don't.
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: Do it and you or you don't be like do
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: you wear throng sandals? Like they don't check stuff.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: Like they might do.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: We don't know that's true though, we not. We don't.
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: Talking like we have been around them, like they don't
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: be saying that, but we don't know that. White people
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: pressed like the notebook. Yeah, nigga, you ain't seen one
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: of sixty black movies. I didn't see one Spike Lee movie. Boy,
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: they was eating me. We got they were eating me.
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: Hasn't seen a black.
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: Here's the thing, Like I saw that. I saw five parties, right,
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: and then people like what did you see the sensations
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: niggas in.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: Pump did you see did you see drugs?
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: By to the leadst single spot? Like it's gonna be
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: the same story.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: It's like, now, y'all, it's just everything what she was
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: doing in Detroit.
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: That's why was y'all watching Minute Society That is very
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: by the movie. It was like nine years.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: First of all, it was really it was bloody.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: I was scaring second of us called teenage years how
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: about watching that.
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: As a teenager, I honestly just didn't have time to
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: watch movies what you had.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: I was in school, like computer engineer. It was just
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: school year round.
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: No longer.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: Are you going twenty three in shooting dis Why?
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: What's that?
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Let's final segment? I love these blacks, all right.
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: The final segment of this show is called Pick your Poison.
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: It's a card game from Target uh and just has
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: a whole bunch of random stuff. If you want to,
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: by the way, submit stories to us or pick your
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: poison suggestions, send them to Internet at Kevin Stage dot com. Uh,
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: anything story wise just has to be no training topics,
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: No nothing that happened this week, this month.
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: He gotta be old, all right. If you want to
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  Speaker 2: submit those things Internet, chemis Stage.
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: Here's the question for you, guys, Pick your poison, watch
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: your partner have sex with someone else, or shoot yourself
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  Speaker 3: in the foot.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: You gotta get clacked up.
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: Damn somebody shot either way.
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  Speaker 3: Listen trying sex special baby, do what you gotta do.
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: I'm not I'm not shooting. Selling what you gotta do.
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: Let's figure it out.
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: I can't I can never be wrong.
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  Speaker 2: Let's figure out I ain't shoot myself the foot.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: He would be giving you.
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  Speaker 4: The freedom, right you just okay, let me.
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: You can't do nothing. You can't do nothing. Listen.
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  Speaker 3: We talk about we talk about protect black black man.
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  Speaker 4: I want to shoot yourselfing to see me have sex
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  Speaker 4: with somebody else?
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  Speaker 3: Man.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: We can make it a little fun little get together.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: He should, I boy, your mind, that's that computer engineer,
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: your mind.
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: I don't really even love me.
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: No love in compatibility to different things.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: That's funny, that's good. Kesha real turn that around.
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: I like that.
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  Speaker 1: I never thought you just said I.
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  Speaker 2: Just gonna let me.
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: You was up.
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: Now that's why you gotta.
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: You gotta put yourself in a situation where you are
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: deeply in love and it's gonna, it's gonna.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: That's a tough situation. I woul shoot myself. Yeah, I
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: would shoot myself.
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Have you been, If you've been, if you've been married,
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: that's a whole that that you married. It's like you know,
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: but that is a deeply he has been.
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: You don't love me like love Melissa?
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: Then there you go. What kind of gun is we shooting?
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: Twenty twenty two?
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: Why ain't taking no? Twenty two? Twenty two.
• 36:59
  Speaker 7: But why bullet wise that bad? Yeah, well, I don't
• 37:02
  Speaker 7: know about that, but you have to compare. But the
• 37:04
  Speaker 7: balls in your foot are small exactly. You know you
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  Speaker 7: can do the damage you that web told before.
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah right, ran me over and my foot got broken.
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: And I came back and it was all good. I
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: was eight years old.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: Passion ran you over. This life she living is wild.
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: It's very much an accident. I learned my lesson to
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: wait your mind bad.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: She got right over and said this.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: You know what it was?
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: Was it your toe and she hit you with she
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: rean me. She had to rerun you, and.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: Then she had to rerun you over. I'm sorry, y'all
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: you that my brother ran your foot over.
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: My little brother was like three, and people come up.
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: He was like he had a little toy car, his
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: little superman like this key sha, this is.
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: What we're gonna do.
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: No, okay, it was an accident.
• 37:54
  Speaker 5: I was.
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: She was picking me off from your practice. I was
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: supposed to run two laps. I only ran one. So
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: I learned my lesson there number one, never cheat. And
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: she was like parking to go pay for my.
• 38:03
  Speaker 5: Uniform, And so I was walking to the car and
• 38:05
  Speaker 5: my coach called my name and my mom, I guess
• 38:07
  Speaker 5: she looks behind, didn't see nothing whatever. So when my
• 38:09
  Speaker 5: coach called my mom, I stopped and was like huh.
• 38:11
  Speaker 5: And then my mom started bagging up, and I guess,
• 38:13
  Speaker 5: you know, I guess she had looked behind and was
• 38:14
  Speaker 5: looking this way, and the car hit me. I was
• 38:16
  Speaker 5: like eight, so I'm like forty two pounds I felt.
• 38:19
  Speaker 5: So then she was cause she was like, I didn't
• 38:20
  Speaker 5: see nothing, like I didn't see nobody. And then she
• 38:23
  Speaker 5: steady backing up and she ended up running over my fot.
• 38:25
  Speaker 5: So then everybody's like, wait, wait, wait, so now the
• 38:27
  Speaker 5: car is on my foot, so now she got to
• 38:29
  Speaker 5: go back over.
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: So then my brother calls my dad.
• 38:32
  Speaker 5: He runs to the payphone back in the day, like daddy,
• 38:34
  Speaker 5: he says, somebody hit Keisha, right, you know, saying this
• 38:38
  Speaker 5: my mom my, Daddy get up there in two minutes
• 38:40
  Speaker 5: flat right.
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: Police come to ambulance and they're like, who do you want?
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: Only one person you can ride ambulance with. Drum like,
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: who do you think I want?
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 38:47
  Speaker 5: So they asked my mama questions. They asked me like,
• 38:48
  Speaker 5: has there anything like this ever happened? We didn't even
• 38:50
  Speaker 5: get whoopings growing up. So I'm like, no, like what
• 38:52
  Speaker 5: are y'all talking about? So we in ambulance, my dad
• 38:54
  Speaker 5: trying to be cool and then he's like, did you
• 38:56
  Speaker 5: see who did it?
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: And I was like I don't know, you don't know.
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: I'm like yeah. He's like was it a man or
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: a woman? I'm like it was a woman, and he's
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: like do you recognize I'm like it was mama, Like
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: my dad to kill somebody like it was mama. And
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: for like that whole year, I just was like pulling
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: all types of rank like anything I wanted.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: You run my foot over, yeah, I'll come off to
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: walking up the stairs.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: I was all, what type of l t D? Lincoln Town?
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: When she on your foot?
• 39:33
  Speaker 5: She was on my she didn't see me, so she's
• 39:35
  Speaker 5: bagging up and I was on my foot and everybody's
• 39:37
  Speaker 5: yelling like wait you know, and she stopped.
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: So then it's now like I got to get off
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: her foot.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: On top of your foot.
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she had a whole Lincoln It was like, my dad,
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: you do segments on our YouTube called Storytime You're coming
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: to tell it was.
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: Cut definitely.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: So yeah, so we got I know, we got more
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: questions I'm making is that your foot was Okay, take
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: it that.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: That's it.
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: There's only one question. I couldn't take it. I love
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: my wife and I don't have big meat. So I
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: imagine gonna be going to town. Wait, you don't always
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  Speaker 3: have you.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: Regular I don't got it, but you got things.
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: We won't even talk about the meat you're telling you
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: why I would be like you brought me just telling
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: you brought me to the vegan restaurant. We need We
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: wouldn't need talk about it. We just need me big
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: meat in order to have an average. Some niggas gotta
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: be on the other side.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: Wait, but I really know the danger going to town.
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: You do got to think about that.
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: You gotta think about the coming, said Kevin Hart said
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: that on some podcast because one of his friends yes
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: and volunteered and he wanted the threesome, and he said
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: he had the three. So it's him, his wife and
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: two other people. He said, till to this day he
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: thinks about how that man was drilling, drilling it down.
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: You gotta be you gotta be a strong individual. Taken myself.
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: Been with so then it's like.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and I got the stomach a lot
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: of stuff that's going long enough.
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: She get in half listen is out. She's taking.
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: Your half. You take the half, but I can't take thee. Yeah.
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: The dignity, I a' not insecure. It's the dignity. That's
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: what this is the first time, so we shot. This
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  Speaker 3: is a good time this time. Follow rome at where
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  Speaker 3: I'm tripping my badroa a lot r O.
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  Speaker 1: caffeine money? You can you know they don't hear me.
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  Speaker 3: Big Bank Lewis Okay, Big Bank Lewis on caffeine.
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  Speaker 2: We'll see you guys next week. Peace by perfect health.