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Finger F**king My Eye | Thursday May 15, 2025 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
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  Speaker 1: with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Mallley, along with
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  Speaker 1: Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma today his Thursday May fifteenth,
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty five, Trey, are you okay?
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  Speaker 2: Not really?
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  Speaker 1: I appreciate the honesty because I'm now going to be
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  Speaker 1: honest with you. Your eyes look about as bloodshot as
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  Speaker 1: Troy Aikman's on Good Morning America when he said the
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  Speaker 1: Cowboys would win the Super Bowl this year. I have
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  Speaker 1: an idea of what he was doing before his television appearance.
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  Speaker 1: What have you been doing? Why are your eyes so bloodshot?
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  Speaker 2: Because hang on one moment, because I've been finger in
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  Speaker 2: my eyes trying to put contacts in.
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  Speaker 1: I'm glad you did it that last part, because I
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  Speaker 1: was just going to stop the show at eyes. I
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  Speaker 1: think we could have justified a minute and a half show.
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  Speaker 1: I really do think. I think when you start the
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  Speaker 1: show with saying, oh, I've been fingering my eyes, what
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  Speaker 1: else can you say in a day? That should be
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  Speaker 1: the end of the show. Is this your first foray
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  Speaker 1: into contact?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it is.
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  Speaker 3: Oh wow, okay.
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  Speaker 1: You are a brave man, and by brave, I mean
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  Speaker 1: stupid because this guy right here, mem I will never
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  Speaker 1: wear contacts ever, never, ever, ever, never never, because I
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  Speaker 1: cannot put my finger in my eye. I can't watch
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  Speaker 1: other people. Stop put your finger down. I'm gonna turn
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  Speaker 1: you off doing that. I will, I will, I will
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  Speaker 1: turn this treehouse around.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I don't need a I don't even need a mirror
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  Speaker 4: to put contacts in. I can just do it.
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  Speaker 1: I can't, I can't. There's I've never even tried. I
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  Speaker 1: know that there's no way I would be able to
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  Speaker 1: do it. So why are you making the change from
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  Speaker 1: eyeglasses to contacts? Now? What's her name?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, there's no no her.
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  Speaker 3: What's his name?
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  Speaker 1: Obviously he's special because he's got trade to change two
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  Speaker 1: things midlife.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I started having to wear prescription glasses about a
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  Speaker 2: year ago. And uh, just there's sometimes, like, for instance,
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  Speaker 2: going to the gym, where it would be nice because
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  Speaker 2: I can't really work out in glasses, so uh and
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  Speaker 2: then when I'm trying to look or read anything, I'm
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  Speaker 2: squinting real bad. So I just thought it'd be nice
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  Speaker 2: not to have to mess with glasses and put contacts in.
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  Speaker 2: And and I might have been wrong. Glasses may have
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  Speaker 2: been a much more easier efficient means to see. Because
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  Speaker 2: they make prescription goggles. You can wear those to the gym.
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  Speaker 1: It's not the coolest look, but if it's good for
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  Speaker 1: some NBA legends, it's it's just fine for you at
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  Speaker 1: at at the club.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, prescription goggles.
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  Speaker 4: Prescription goggles are cool if you're like doing a tomahawk dunk,
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  Speaker 4: not when you're on the step master.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think any any white guy that had the
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  Speaker 1: prescription goggles in the NBA ever did a tomahawk dunk.
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  Speaker 3: Solid layups mm hmm. Yeah, but it makes you It
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  Speaker 3: also makes you look younger without the glasses.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't tell if you're glowing or if you're
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  Speaker 1: just really moisturized because your eyes have been watering the
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  Speaker 1: entire time trying to put in the contact.
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  Speaker 2: Well to this one is just because they're they're different prescriptions,
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  Speaker 2: like one eye is for basically more near sighted, once
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  Speaker 2: for far sighted and uh but of course, so I
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  Speaker 2: got the right one in fairly easy, and then as
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  Speaker 2: I'm putting the left one in, I did something and
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  Speaker 2: the right one fell out.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I have to ask because I've never seen contacts
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  Speaker 1: up close and I didn't know that they could split
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  Speaker 1: the prescription specific to each eye.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's it's basically it's like bifocals in your mind
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  Speaker 2: will adjust, but one eye is geared for clearing up,
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  Speaker 2: you know, things away and up close others.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so with the contact lenses, I've never seen them
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  Speaker 1: up close since they can be specific to each eye.
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  Speaker 1: Does one lens have an R for right and the
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  Speaker 1: other a L for left that you have a difficult
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  Speaker 1: time seeing because you can't have them in.
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  Speaker 2: No the case, does this presented this presented a whole
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  Speaker 2: other uh, you know, a little I don't know. Uh,
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  Speaker 2: I don't even know what to say. But but as
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  Speaker 2: as I look down and I had dropped the left eye,
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  Speaker 2: and then I noticed that the other contact is laying there.
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  Speaker 2: So then I had this conundrum of what I which
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  Speaker 2: contact goes in which eye? And then it was just
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  Speaker 2: a guessing game of well that I that one probably
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  Speaker 2: fell down more over here, so it's free to be
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  Speaker 2: this one. I think I was right. I'm not sure though.
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  Speaker 1: You're having to break out like crime scene ballistic string
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  Speaker 1: to see how the contact lens may have bounced in
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  Speaker 1: relation to your physical body.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and mind you. So this is something I learned
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  Speaker 2: on my first attempt at the eye doctor yesterday. Contacts
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  Speaker 2: tear very easy.
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  Speaker 1: Mm hm oh so.
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  Speaker 2: You know you can't you really, you just you can
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  Speaker 2: use your your your index finger basically and you're you're like,
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  Speaker 2: it's kind of like working with jello.
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  Speaker 1: Oh fun, because who doesn't want to start the day
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  Speaker 1: by putting jello in their eyeball?
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  Speaker 5: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Raj? How long have you worn contacts?
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  Speaker 3: Thirty one years?
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  Speaker 1: Do you have any pro tips for tray since this
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  Speaker 1: is brand new to him?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm glad you have hardwood so you can see
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  Speaker 4: them when they fall because if you're long, because they're clear,
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  Speaker 4: they're like they have like a little blue tint to them.
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  Speaker 4: But your doctor should have put R and L on
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  Speaker 4: the K on the actual contacts because you're brand new
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  Speaker 4: to them, so you know which one goes where.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, no, I.
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  Speaker 1: Mean opalmologist is also just really into eye Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I mean if you keep sticking your finger in
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  Speaker 4: your eye, you're gonna go back to him like.
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  Speaker 3: Like that's he's getting repeat business.
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  Speaker 1: And it's like now.
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  Speaker 3: I have pink eye and I can't get contacts in uh.
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  Speaker 1: Because you have a cat and you need to watch
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  Speaker 1: out just in case Julius the cat decides to rub
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  Speaker 1: his b hole all over your contact lenses.
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  Speaker 4: And then cat hair like any kind of like any
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  Speaker 4: kind of debris on the outside or inside of a
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  Speaker 4: contact lens will ruin your day. Uh, So you have
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  Speaker 4: to make sure like I just always dun't find in
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  Speaker 4: the solution as well before I put it in my eye.
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  Speaker 4: But it's just a time game, like I, like I said,
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  Speaker 4: I can just I can do it without looking in
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  Speaker 4: a mirror, and I just can take.
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  Speaker 3: It out of the case and put it right my eye.
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  Speaker 1: My eyes. Can you see that? My eyes are watering
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  Speaker 1: just having this conversation. That's how much I can't you
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  Speaker 1: get your fingers out of your eye. Raj, stop it.
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  Speaker 1: You look like it. I don't want to say it.
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  Speaker 2: You would. You'd really hate watching me try to take
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  Speaker 2: these things out.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's just a you gotta go in and then
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  Speaker 3: just slide it out.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, here's the thing. I am genuinely concerned for
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  Speaker 1: Trey in dealing with contact lenses, because it's bad enough
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  Speaker 1: that Trey has poor vision to need contact lenses, but
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  Speaker 1: Trey also has what I refer to as shaky hands syndrome.
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  Speaker 2: Mm hmm, not really not anymore.
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  Speaker 1: All that right, I guess because your hands your hands
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  Speaker 1: stabled out after you quit drinking. Yeah, okay, well at
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  Speaker 1: least you got that going for you.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but then you can also get like an You
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  Speaker 4: also get an overabundance of adrenaline, and then you're really
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  Speaker 4: finger banging your.
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  Speaker 2: Eye anger, not adrenaline anger.
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  Speaker 1: My eyes are just now starting to dry up a
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  Speaker 1: little bit after discussing Trey's first day wearing contact lenses
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  Speaker 1: and what adventures those are going to hold for all
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  Speaker 1: of us. Speaking of adventures, we're only a week in
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  Speaker 1: to the new Pope, and since the Pope is American,
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  Speaker 1: that means we're only one week into having ruined the Pope.
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  Speaker 1: As Americans. It feels like we did it within just
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  Speaker 1: a couple of days, and I have to say, go us.
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  Speaker 1: I'm really impressed at an American level for having ruined
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  Speaker 1: such a sacred institution in a matter of days. Good
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  Speaker 1: for us, Good job everyone. Yay Trey, you're looking at
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  Speaker 1: me inquisitively. I'm not sure if that's because you're questioning
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  Speaker 1: my thoughts or if because you're looking for a contact lens.
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  Speaker 1: But some of the first stuff we started analyzing with
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  Speaker 1: the new Pope, once we learned that he was American,
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  Speaker 1: we started analyzing everything American about him. We learned he's
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  Speaker 1: from Chicago, so then immediately people wanted to know was
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: he a Cubs fan or a White Sox fan, raj
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  Speaker 1: socks Socks fan. Then people wanted to know, Okay, he's
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  Speaker 1: from Chicago, so obviously a deep dish guy. That might
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  Speaker 1: still be some controversy if he was to come out
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  Speaker 1: and be pro Thin Slice or pro New York or
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  Speaker 1: anti deep Dish entirely because obviously he lives in Italy
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  Speaker 1: now and that might throw into question the deep dish
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  Speaker 1: nature of the Pope. But then also, Trey, you sent
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  Speaker 1: me this. We also managed in under a week to
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  Speaker 1: get a trading card for the new Pope. I don't
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  Speaker 1: even know if we ever had one for any of
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  Speaker 1: the previous popes, but because this one's American, we got
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  Speaker 1: one and it's doing really well. According to Tops, the
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  Speaker 1: New York City based leading baseball trading card company, they
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  Speaker 1: released a non sports card dedicated to the first US
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  Speaker 1: born pope, and it's already breaking records. As reported by
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  Speaker 1: The New York Times, it's sold over one hundred and
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  Speaker 1: thirty thousand copies, making it the best selling non sports
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  Speaker 1: Tops now card. But even in the realm of sports,
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  Speaker 1: it's dethroned legendary basketball player Lebron James career Points commemoration card,
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  Speaker 1: as well as Lionel Messi, Steph Curry's twenty twenty four card,
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  Speaker 1: and John Cena's solo WWE card. So good on you, Leo.
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  Speaker 3: Hmm interesting. I mean, I'm gonna have to get my
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  Speaker 3: hands on one of these things.
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  Speaker 1: Do you guys feel like the Catholic Church might be
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  Speaker 1: regretting their choice for the first ever American pope, Because
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  Speaker 1: I would It wouldn't surprise.
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  Speaker 2: Me, Oh, I bet JP two had his own card,
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  Speaker 2: you think so? Yeah? I mean he was there for
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  Speaker 2: almost thirty years. He had to at a card. I
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  Speaker 2: mean yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I think like, you know, you get like a commemorative
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  Speaker 1: card after so many souls saved, sort of like how
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  Speaker 1: many points you've scored in a career if you're a
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  Speaker 1: basketball player.
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  Speaker 2: I just I just like to think of him, you know,
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  Speaker 2: like in a batting stance with the big pope hat
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  Speaker 2: and a cross instead of a bat.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just curious about the value. Does the pope rookie
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  Speaker 1: card hold up in value the same way the Barry
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  Speaker 1: Bond's rookie card may have, or like Barry Bonds, can
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  Speaker 1: it depreciate if bad things happen later in life?
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  Speaker 2: Did his head crow during the papacy?
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  Speaker 1: Did he need new pulp hats for ope enhancing drugs?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: So the other thing that comes up, I would assume
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  Speaker 1: with every pope on record is their past relationships. And
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  Speaker 1: because this pope is American, I've already learned of one,
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  Speaker 1: especially because we live in the age of social media.
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: Are you guys familiar with the I'm so hungry I
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  Speaker 1: could eat blank trend? No, I really wasn't either. I
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  Speaker 1: had to look this up. So a family was playing
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  Speaker 1: I'm so hungry I could eat. And what you're supposed
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  Speaker 1: to do this new TikTok trend is you go through
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  Speaker 1: you go through somebody's phone and you select a random
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  Speaker 1: contact name. Okay, so we would then, so like if
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  Speaker 1: I was, if Trey and I were hanging out, the
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  Speaker 1: idea is out of nowhere. I tell Trey, I'm so
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  Speaker 1: hungry I could eat, Raj Sharma. That's supposed to be
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  Speaker 1: the gag and you and I'm supposed to record Trey's
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  Speaker 1: reaction to it because it's so weird and random. It's
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  Speaker 1: not particularly great, but it's a trend. So someone was
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  Speaker 1: doing that recently with their mom who's from Chicago. They
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  Speaker 1: went through her phone and found the name Bob pre
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  Speaker 1: Votes in it.
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  Speaker 3: Hmm.
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  Speaker 1: So the kids decided, well, we'll play this game, and
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  Speaker 1: then they it got weird because that's when they realized
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  Speaker 1: their mom had the pope's name in her contacts from
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  Speaker 1: years and years ago. I don't know how, but that's
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  Speaker 1: what it was. So in gen z fashion, they they
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  Speaker 1: recorded it. So this was the family's reaction when they
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  Speaker 1: realized that it looks like mom knew the pope back
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  Speaker 1: in the day.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, it's Bob. It's Bob.
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  Speaker 1: The church. Do you guys catch that? They they realized
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  Speaker 1: somehow by playing this game that their mom had hooked
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  Speaker 1: up with the pope back when when they were nineteen.
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  Speaker 1: So mom had a situationship with Bob, and Bob became
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  Speaker 1: the Pope m less than a week. We've ruined the papacy.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, Dan, yes, sir, say the sentence, I'm so hungry
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  Speaker 2: I could eat.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm so hungry I could eat Rod Sharma.
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  Speaker 2: No, that's there.
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  Speaker 1: There you go, I'm so hungry, I could eat Russ Martin.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna you're gonna have to get some liquid to
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  Speaker 1: uh rehydrate him. It's gonna be gonna be a little
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  Speaker 1: grainy from the cremation. So yeah, that's the idea. You're
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  Speaker 1: supposed to record someone's reaction when you say I'm so
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  Speaker 1: hungry I could eat, and then you list uh someone
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  Speaker 1: out of their contexts. And this family found out that
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  Speaker 1: mom did the pope.
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  Speaker 3: Interesting.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure he's not the first pope to have had
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  Speaker 1: a body count, but it's the first one that I've
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  Speaker 1: heard about on social media.
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  Speaker 4: But like, but that also could go the other way,
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  Speaker 4: like she was so bad he became celibate, like like you.
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  Speaker 9: Know what, I'm good He's like, you know what, I
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  Speaker 9: think I'm gonna go for Pope.
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  Speaker 1: This is the Treehouse Show. I'm Dan, he's Trey. That
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  Speaker 1: there is Raj. We were just enjoying knowing and hearing
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  Speaker 1: about the pope had an ex girlfriend. And I'm again,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure it's not the first pope to have had
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  Speaker 1: an ex or a few exes, but we learned of
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  Speaker 1: the one just now. And it is fascinating because if
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  Speaker 1: you're the person left in the wake of the guy,
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  Speaker 1: how do you feel about that? Because ra you you
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  Speaker 1: brought up a good point, like before you become a priest.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of them have life experiences before becoming priests,
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  Speaker 1: let alone having career goals as a priest. So it
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  Speaker 1: stands to reason that if you hook up with someone
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  Speaker 1: and then they run off and become a priest, it's
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  Speaker 1: hard not to take that personally.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it's it's like if you hook up
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  Speaker 4: with a chicken she becomes a nun.
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  Speaker 3: You're like, I think that was on me. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 3: drove her to the Lord.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that is something as a guy, I cannot see
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  Speaker 1: us bragging about, although I could see a female being
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  Speaker 1: like I backed the pope back in the day. She
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  Speaker 1: that's that's something to be proud of as a guy,
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  Speaker 1: going to go around to your buddies and go, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: after me, she became a nun.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's it's kind of the same thing, like
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  Speaker 4: he became the greatest nun, Like he became the most power.
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  Speaker 4: Like she's like, you know, I hooked up with the pope.
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  Speaker 4: What happened afterwards? He became a monk, he became a priest.
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  Speaker 1: The sex was so bad he decided to join the clergy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, like he comes home like after hooking up with
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  Speaker 4: this lady. His roommates sitting there like, sow, how was it.
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  Speaker 4: It's like, oh, I think I'm going to be a priest.
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  Speaker 1: I'm good. I don't want anymore for life.
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  Speaker 2: Or none of that. Yeah, he was Leo Thelong and
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  Speaker 2: his body count was so high and he had you know,
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  Speaker 2: he had to go in and to the priest to
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  Speaker 2: just to keep them, keep the women at bay. He
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  Speaker 2: was like, no, sorry, guys, get you had too many stalkers.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, sorry, ladies, I'm committed to God. Now as
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  Speaker 1: they're holding up signs Leo the Lung please don't go.
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  Speaker 4: You just you just spawned a new porn character. I
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  Speaker 4: promise you that there's going to be like, there's gonna
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  Speaker 4: be some parody of the papacy. Where's Leo the Long
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  Speaker 4: the fourteen?
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  Speaker 1: Now we know what the fourteen stands for. See, I
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  Speaker 1: go back to what I said originally, one weekend and
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  Speaker 1: the first American pope we have ruined it. Speaking of
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  Speaker 1: body counts, there is actually new new research based on
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  Speaker 1: body counts, not for people that join the clergy, but
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  Speaker 1: just in general. So think about your body count, which
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  Speaker 1: is the new slang for how many sexual partners you
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  Speaker 1: have had, and listen to this. A news study claims
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  Speaker 1: to have found the sweet spot for the ideal number
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  Speaker 1: of sexual partners and it's going to shock some For men,
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  Speaker 1: the magic number, the ideal number for sexual partners is
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  Speaker 1: What do you think, Raj, what do you think the
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  Speaker 1: ideal number of sexual partners for.
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  Speaker 2: A man is?
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  Speaker 4: Does it give an age range or just in general
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  Speaker 4: in general?
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  Speaker 3: Fifteen to twenty?
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  Speaker 1: Trey, what about you? What do you think the ideal
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  Speaker 1: number of sexual partners is for a man? Ten? Four
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  Speaker 1: to five? Oh wow, sorry, it's the wrong button, but
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  Speaker 1: there is. That's it?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Ma, four to five? So he's a late bloomer
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  Speaker 3: and didn't go to Texas State, got it?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. According to a new study for men, the magic
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  Speaker 1: number for ideal sexual partners was about four to five lifetime,
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  Speaker 1: with two or three of those being casual and the
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  Speaker 1: age of the first sexual encounter being between eighteen and twenty.
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  Speaker 1: Not really sure why that plays in, but it's there now.
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  Speaker 1: For women, the ideal was lower, so the double standard
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  Speaker 1: still applies even though it's the twenty first century. For women,
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  Speaker 1: the ideal number of sexual partners over a lifetime is
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  Speaker 1: two to three, with one or two casual ones thrown in.
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  Speaker 1: Are you ready for the.
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  Speaker 3: Rub I've been for a while, they are, yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: This study was focused on the perceptions of twenty five year.
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  Speaker 3: Old Okay, so up to the age of twenty five, so.
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  Speaker 1: They all they did in this study. They only asked
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  Speaker 1: twenty five year olds. Why. I don't know, unless they
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  Speaker 1: feel like we haven't made fun of gen Z enough lately.
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  Speaker 1: They wanted us to dog pile.
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  Speaker 4: Well, maybe like monogamy is vintage to them.
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  Speaker 3: That's like a vintage ideal. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: They love all things vintage, that's the thing that is true.
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  Speaker 1: But I don't think monogamy is necessarily vintage.
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  Speaker 2: But they asked, hey, what's the skivity body count?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I would still assume that the amount of riz
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  Speaker 1: you have is based on how many people have been
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  Speaker 1: with I would think that first. Then again, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know if we're actually been using those two words properly.
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  Speaker 1: But since The study was focused on the perceptions of
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  Speaker 1: twenty five year olds. I feel like they should ask
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  Speaker 1: these people again every ten years and then see how
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  Speaker 1: their answers change.
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  Speaker 2: Or not or just don't ask him anything ever again.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna know what I'm with Tray on that one.
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  Speaker 1: for switching to contacts today and giving us content, but
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  Speaker 1: also thank you for emailing me my second favorite obituary
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  Speaker 1: of the week. It is time we say goodbye and
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  Speaker 1: rest in peace to Gary H. Wolfeldt. Oh, I know
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  Speaker 1: it's very sad. Gary Wolfitt his obituary. Hello, I'm Gary.
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  Speaker 1: It's a hell of a start.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: The obituary of Gary Wolfeldt. Hello, I am Gary. I'm
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  Speaker 1: completely dead now. I am surprised that it took this
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  Speaker 1: long to happen. I had several close calls throughout my lifetime.
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  Speaker 1: I guess that I was just lucky that something didn't
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  Speaker 1: get me long before or now. I had a long
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  Speaker 1: series of events and mishaps that, looking back, should have
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  Speaker 1: killed me long ago. Sometime during my grade school years,
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  Speaker 1: while I was the second basement on the most losing
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  Speaker 1: team in Little League Baseball history over twenty I lost
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  Speaker 1: sight of a fly ball in the sun and got
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  Speaker 1: beamed right on the forehead. I guess that explains a
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  Speaker 1: lot later in life, now that I think about it.
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  Speaker 1: In my twenties, my sister's horse kicked me real hard
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  Speaker 1: right in the gut. Any higher in my heart probably
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  Speaker 1: would have stopped any lower, and I probably would have
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  Speaker 1: been singing soprano for the rest of my life. In
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  Speaker 1: my thirties, I got hit by a car when I
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  Speaker 1: was When I was crossing the street. It was my
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  Speaker 1: fault as I was crossing against the light. It really
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  Speaker 1: knocked me that the hell bent for election. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what that means, but I got up and brushed
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  Speaker 1: it off and went home with a torn up coat
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  Speaker 1: and kind of sore lucky meat. In my forties, I
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  Speaker 1: was in the process of tearing down an old, dilapidated
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  Speaker 1: building and was inside tying off a cable when the
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  Speaker 1: building came crashing down around me, and a large brick
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  Speaker 1: chimney just missed falling on me by about ten feet.
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  Speaker 1: I feel the need to pause Gary's obituary here to
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  Speaker 1: point out this is as far as I have read.
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  Speaker 1: Everything from this point forward is new information to me.
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  Speaker 1: So we're all going to experience this together. All right,
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  Speaker 1: here we go. By now I'm beginning to think that
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  Speaker 1: there must not be any more room in heaven or
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  Speaker 1: hell for me, and so I was just stuck in
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  Speaker 1: purgatory for a while longer. In my fifties, I got
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  Speaker 1: knocked down nineteen stairs at my office by a couple
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  Speaker 1: of one hundred pounds concrete lined safe What's landed on
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  Speaker 1: top of me and pin me to the floor. That
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  Speaker 1: one was the worst. Gary says, I didn't get any
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  Speaker 1: body parts broken and no internal injuries, but I couldn't
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  Speaker 1: even pick up my own feet to get into bed
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  Speaker 1: for about a week, Thank goodness for painkilling drugs. And
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  Speaker 1: then in my sixties, I fell backwards off of a
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  Speaker 1: scaffold from ten feet up and cracked my head on
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  Speaker 1: the concrete floor. But that one turned out to be
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  Speaker 1: a fortunate fall because it forced me to go to
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  Speaker 1: the doctor who I hadn't seen in three years, and
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  Speaker 1: while I was there, he determined I had prostate cancer
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  Speaker 1: early enough to be treated. I just dodged another bullet.
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  Speaker 1: But then in my early seventies that treatment failed and
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  Speaker 1: I have to have my prostate surgically removed. The surgery
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  Speaker 1: went well, but then I developed an internal leak that
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  Speaker 1: nearly killed me. Geez, one more close call late in life.
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  Speaker 1: I cannot tell you here what sort of event actually
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  Speaker 1: killed me, as I wrote this obituary before I was
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  Speaker 1: completely dead. Someone else will have to fill in the
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  Speaker 1: details later on. I guess I really hate paying the
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  Speaker 1: journal and courier a lot of money just to let
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  Speaker 1: people who might be looking for me no, they can
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  Speaker 1: give up now. The chances are pretty good that you
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  Speaker 1: were not in my will anyway, So I'll try to
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  Speaker 1: keep the rest of this obituary as short as possible.
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  Speaker 1: First off, I'd like to apologize to anyone who I
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  Speaker 1: might have offended or mistreated, especially a Noma Hargis in
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  Speaker 1: the sixth grade. The truth is is that I was
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  Speaker 1: far from a perfect human, although I did try to
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  Speaker 1: learn from my mistakes and shortcomings up as I grew older.
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  Speaker 1: I barely made it out of high school and I
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  Speaker 1: couldn't pass the math classes at Purdue University, maybe due
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  Speaker 1: to the baseball accident. So I've been wandering around for
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  Speaker 1: a long time without much of a formal education, although
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  Speaker 1: I did read quite a few books and news articles
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  Speaker 1: through the years, so I didn't die completely stupid. Although
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  Speaker 1: some may not agree, Tray, should I keep going?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I think that's about the the wife. The
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  Speaker 2: wife adds a little bit at the end, but uh oh,
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  Speaker 2: it's a really just a succinct recap, gotcha. But there's
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  Speaker 2: something to this, such as I think I'm gonna do this.
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  Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna go this route.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna write your own obituary?
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  Speaker 3: Uh huh oh.
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  Speaker 1: Thank god. That takes a lot of pressure off of me.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know how you're gonna start? Is it going
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  Speaker 1: to be an beginning the way that Gary did his Hello?
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  Speaker 1: I am Gary? Are you gonna go with Hello? I
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  Speaker 1: am Trey?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna go Hello, this is Trey. I'm dead.
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  Speaker 2: Here are lessons not to do in your life? Then
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  Speaker 2: I'll start from there.
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  Speaker 4: Shouldn't it be? And this could just be the grammar.
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  Speaker 4: Shouldn't be Hello? I was Gary.
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  Speaker 3: Because he's dead.
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  Speaker 1: Well he wasn't when he wrote it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know, Gary.
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  Speaker 1: Gary will live forever in our hearts and in this obituary.
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  Speaker 1: I just like that Tray's obituary. I like the fact
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  Speaker 1: that not only are you going to write your own obituary, Tray,
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  Speaker 1: but that you're gonna go out telling everyone what they
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  Speaker 1: should do with their lives.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm just gonna tell them use my life as
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  Speaker 2: an example of what not to do.
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  Speaker 1: I actually thought you were gonna start yours with Hello.
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  Speaker 2: Well it's I'm still workshopping it. Say you know you
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  Speaker 2: never know.
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  Speaker 1: This segment of the Treehouse is brought to you by
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  Speaker 1: Texas's largest all volunteer, no kill animal rescue group, and
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  Speaker 1: we're happy to welcome Kaylin from Pausing the City into
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  Speaker 1: Kinglin from Pause in the City into the treehouse. Hey, hey, Caitlyn,
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  Speaker 1: how have you been.
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  Speaker 5: I'm doing well. How about you?
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  Speaker 1: We're doing great. So I believe you guys have a
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  Speaker 1: fun event coming up that benefits Pause in the City.
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  Speaker 5: We do so is this Sunday. It's Pause Cuts and Carabas.
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  Speaker 5: So it's going to be in the East Plainal location
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  Speaker 5: that's thirty four hundred Nor Central Expressway. We're going to
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  Speaker 5: be there from one to five. And what we're doing
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  Speaker 5: is there's some diamond specials, We've got a silent auction.
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  Speaker 5: We've got to meet and greet with some of our
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  Speaker 5: foster pups and then We're also doing free haircuts for
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  Speaker 5: kiddos and then if you would like, we can do
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  Speaker 5: some wash out color.
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  Speaker 3: So we are looking forward to that on the kids.
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  Speaker 5: On the kids, ye, well, I mean the other thing is,
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  Speaker 5: you know, I know y'all are always looking for good
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  Speaker 5: causes to support. Don't want to forget to mention, uh
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  Speaker 5: Indian giving benefiting Rajcharma. Uh, you know, don't forget our efforts.
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  Speaker 5: And maybe the folks that Carabas can give you a
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  Speaker 5: haircut too.
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  Speaker 3: What do I need a haircut?
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  Speaker 1: I go to a gift of shoving Raj in a
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  Speaker 1: crate for the afternoon, just see if he gets an.
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  Speaker 3: The worst meet and greet ever.
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  Speaker 1: Raj on a leash at an Italian restaurant in Plano.
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  Speaker 1: That doesn't sound like a bad Saturday afternoon, Raj. I've
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  Speaker 1: seen You've seen you in way worse.
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  Speaker 3: Situation solid Saturday night downtown.
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  Speaker 1: Well, this is just a Saturday afternoon in Plano. All right,
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  Speaker 1: So you said this is this is? This is at
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  Speaker 1: the Carabas on Sunday. Sorry, this is at the Crabas
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  Speaker 1: Sunday one to five. Uh, you have an event benefiting
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  Speaker 1: pause in the city. What was it called?
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  Speaker 5: Again Pause Cuts and Carabas.
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  Speaker 1: Pause Cuts and Carabas. So you can get haircuts for
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  Speaker 1: the kids. So don't bring your dog for a haircut
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  Speaker 1: and a blowout.
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  Speaker 5: I mean you can try.
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  Speaker 1: Okay there you heard it.
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  Speaker 7: A thriller.
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  Speaker 1: But well when she said the color, I thought, wait,
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  Speaker 1: someone's going to get their dog color and it's going
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  Speaker 1: to be weird, all right. So that is a very
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  Speaker 1: great Uh that's that's a great event. And Crab is
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  Speaker 1: donating uh some some of their I think some of
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  Speaker 1: their proceeds to Pause in the City as well. So
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  Speaker 1: a great event that will happen on Sunday at the
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  Speaker 1: Carabas in East Plain. Oh, very cool. More information you
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  Speaker 1: can go to Pause in the City dot org.
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  Speaker 5: What else you got, Klein, Well, you and I were
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  Speaker 5: going to talk about your adoption story and uh, you know,
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  Speaker 5: see if we can.
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  Speaker 1: It was a Walmart parking lot in Oklahoma. They just
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  Speaker 1: they handed me over to my people.
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  Speaker 5: Handed you.
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  Speaker 2: But you get returns.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I got switched. I got switched to the original
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  Speaker 1: I didn't get returned.
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  Speaker 3: Did they have to bring the receipt?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if they I know if there was
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  Speaker 1: a paper back, then.
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  Speaker 3: Was there a checker with a highlighter. That's not Dan.
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  Speaker 1: Are you talking about dog adoption stuff, Kaylin? Yes, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: see when you say adoption with my adoption story, I
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  Speaker 1: think you mean like my actual personal adoption story, not
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  Speaker 1: adopting animals. So yeah, no, that's those are totally different.
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  Speaker 6: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: My wife and I actually did do quite a bit
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  Speaker 1: of fostering for pause in the city and Trey's holding
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  Speaker 1: his foster. Did Trey with Daisy or chuah was? Did
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  Speaker 1: you rescue her?
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  Speaker 6: No?
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  Speaker 2: She was a a friend of mine, had the litter
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  Speaker 2: of puppies and honestly she was worried that her kids
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  Speaker 2: were gonna step on Daisy because she was so small,
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  Speaker 2: so she so I kind of adopted her from Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Well she saved you, that's for sure. But yes, Kaylyn, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: my wife and I did do a lot with paws
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  Speaker 1: in the city. For a number of years. We fostered
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  Speaker 1: I believe almost thirty almost thirty dogs that went through
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  Speaker 1: our home and we were able to adopt out and Bella,
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  Speaker 1: our current black and white Chihuahua, is also a rescue.
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  Speaker 1: We actually fostered her. We were supposed to be fostering
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  Speaker 1: her for another foster who went out of town and
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  Speaker 1: then we just never gave her back. So you still
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  Speaker 1: the dog, Yes, that's yeah, we stole the dog. Hopefully,
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  Speaker 1: hopefully you can cancel that APB from Paws in the
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  Speaker 1: City that we found still. Yeah, So if anyone is
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  Speaker 1: ever curious about fostering dogs, it's a great thing to
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: do to give back. A lot of everything you would
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  Speaker 1: need is handled by Pause in the City, medical, all
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  Speaker 1: that kind of stuff. You take them to their appointments
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  Speaker 1: and everything. Pause in the City handles the expenses and
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  Speaker 1: everything for you. Really is a fantastic thing if especially
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  Speaker 1: if you're if you're thinking you might want a dog
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  Speaker 1: but you're not sure, fostering is interesting way to go.
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  Speaker 1: You can get more information on it and apply at
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  Speaker 1: the website Pausing Thecity dot org.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Absolutely, I know we've kind of been in a similar spot,
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  Speaker 5: and you know, we we do have a lot of
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  Speaker 5: people to be like, well, you know, I'm not sure
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  Speaker 5: that I can you know, I can manage a dog
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  Speaker 5: at the moment. It's like, hey, foster for a little while.
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  Speaker 5: Sometimes we need short term fosters because we have a
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  Speaker 5: dog being transported. You know, it may be a few days,
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  Speaker 5: it could be two weeks, so you know, you never know.
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  Speaker 5: We also have people who our guest dog program sometimes,
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  Speaker 5: you know, when when we have a dog who say,
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  Speaker 5: you know, their their owner passed away or something and
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  Speaker 5: the family is looking for a way to rehome the
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  Speaker 5: dog because you know, they live out of state, or
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  Speaker 5: they live in an apartment it's a breathe that isn't allowed,
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  Speaker 5: or you know, whatever the case may be. You know,
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  Speaker 5: it's it's very helpful to have people who can take
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  Speaker 5: in the dog for short periods of time sometimes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, So lots of options if you're if you're foster curious,
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  Speaker 1: you can get more information, uh when you contact pads
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  Speaker 1: in the city again. The website is a pausinthecity dot org. Trey,
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: what's the smirk?
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  Speaker 2: No? Nothing?
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  Speaker 1: Oh is it that bad?
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  Speaker 3: My goodness?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? All right.
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  Speaker 1: For more information on adopting or fostering a dog, go
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: to the website Pausing Thecity dot org. And more information
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  Speaker 1: on the event this Sunday in Plano the at the
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  Speaker 1: speaking of things that are very exciting. In addition to
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: Trey trying contact lenses for the very first time today,
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: I mentioned earlier today that your eyes were bloodshot like
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: Troy Aikman's on Good Morning America. Did you guys see
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: what Troy Aikman said on Good Morning America recently?
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: I did not.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to share it with you here. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: sure if you're prepared for it, but okay, So, Good
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  Speaker 1: Morning America parent company is ABC Dizzy. They have Troy
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  Speaker 1: Aikman and the Monday Night Football crew. What's his name,
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: the partner of brain farting it now?
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  Speaker 3: Joe Buck?
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: Joe Buck. Yeah, so Joe Buck and Troy Aikman for
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: Monday Night Football around Good Morning America. And they're talking
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: about the upcoming NFL season, going over the released NFL schedules,
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: and they decided to At the last ten seconds, Robin
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: Roberts asks a huge question to Troy and Buck. So
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: I'll let Robin take it from here.
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  Speaker 4: Here.
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  Speaker 3: Mm hmmm mm hmm.
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  Speaker 7: Got ten seconds left, I'm gonna say Buffalo finally wins it.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: Cowboys. So, on a scale of one to Trey, how
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: drunk does Troy Aikman look on that clip because of
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: those bloodshot eyes.
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  Speaker 3: I would definitely give him a key for Sutherland?
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: Is that above a tray level?
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I will say because as many times as I've as
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: I hung out with Trey when he was in his
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: drinking days, not once did Trey ever do karate outside
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  Speaker 1: the bar.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, or tackle a Christmas tree.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: So okay, So now we know the tray level of
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: drunk is at least one or two notches below key
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  Speaker 1: for Sutherland? Do you take what Troy Aikman said on
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: Good Morning America seriously? Do you do?
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  Speaker 5: You?
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  Speaker 1: Do you think that he really thinks the Cowboys are
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: going to win the Super Bowl? Or is he just
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: having fun?
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: I think he's taking a dig at Strahan more than
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: anything else.
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  Speaker 1: Caylan, Are you a Cowboys fan or a football fan
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: in general?
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  Speaker 5: I just really hope you wouldn't ask me that, truly,
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  Speaker 5: So I have been most of my life, and I
• 45:04
  Speaker 5: wouldn't be. I wouldn't call myself a fair weather fan.
• 45:07
  Speaker 5: I would call myself a realist.
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  Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
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  Speaker 1: That's actually fair.
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: You can say they suck.
• 45:14
  Speaker 5: I'm oh yeah, I mean that's not a secret. I
• 45:18
  Speaker 5: just know that I'm gonna I'm gonna get some text
• 45:21
  Speaker 5: messages after this. Yeah, I quit following the Cowboys a
• 45:25
  Speaker 5: long time ago because I was really tired of it
• 45:28
  Speaker 5: ruining my Sunday when I quit bartending. And there's nothing
• 45:33
  Speaker 5: like the Cowboys losing like terribly Sunday after Sunday to
• 45:40
  Speaker 5: affect your income and people just getting jerks when they're
• 45:42
  Speaker 5: tabbing out of.
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: The bar.
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: Or quit showing up.
• 45:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I so I quit watching.
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: I quit watching, and then I quit work.
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: She says, it's very baby.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: So basically, you took some positive steps for yourself and
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: quit hating yourself. So you got quit on the Cowboys
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: and service industry. Good on you.
• 46:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean at some point it's just masochistic.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: You're right. I think I think you did the I
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: think you did the best thing you could for yourself.
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: You stopped being a Cowboys fan for your own mental
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: and emotional well being.
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: Well.
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  Speaker 5: See, now the problem is is we still well, we
• 46:25
  Speaker 5: were still watching them because you know my my other
• 46:31
  Speaker 5: side of the family is from Ohio, so they're all
• 46:34
  Speaker 5: Ohio State fans. And then when we got Zeke, I
• 46:37
  Speaker 5: was forced to watch Cowboys again.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: That was fine for a few years.
• 46:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, for a few years.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: And then and then the tips went back in the toilet.
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, So since the NFL has done this slow
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: rollout of the NFL schedules, now they don't just real
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: least the whole thing anymore. Quick thoughts on the twenty
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: twenty five season.
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: Tray Cowboys probably be uh, I don't know, four and
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: thirteen okay, oh yeah, right and go Commanders.
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: Wow yeah.
• 47:19
  Speaker 4: I mean, if you're having as much to drink as
• 47:22
  Speaker 4: Troy did, I don't I don't think the uh. I
• 47:23
  Speaker 4: don't think the win loss matters. I just think it's
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: how much Johnny Walker you can get down your gullet.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: And that's how we ended up with Brian Schottenheimer as
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: the new coach. I think Jerry took down two or
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: three bottles of Johnny Walker Blue and then just put
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: a bunch of names on a board and then closed
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: his eyes and threw and threw a dart at it
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: and it landed on him. Or maybe what he actually
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: did is he lined all the candidates up on a
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: wall themselves physically, and then closed his eyes and threw
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: a dart and a stuck into Brian Schottenheimer. They let
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: you get away with anything. When you're a cleaner.
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: How do you pick your head?
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: Coach lawn darts, I mean better than the slumber party
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: method he tried last time.
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