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Horror Movie Mavens: Episode 1- Trick 'r Treat Review · Horror Movie Mavens

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  All right. Hey, everybody. Welcome to Horror Movie Mavens.
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  I'm your host, Bad Luck Bill, here to guide us through our viewing of today's
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  experience. It's our maiden voyage.
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  Maybe a little bit of bugs here and there, but we'll work through some stuff.
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  We're going to be reviewing the movie Trick or Treat And it's an er,
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  not an or Which can kind of screw some people up Joining me on our maiden voyage
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  for the first time out on the road Live is Tombstone Tom Introduce yourself, Tom,
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  Hello, everyone This is Tombstone Tom I've been good friends with Bill for a
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  long time And hopefully, as my name implies,
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  I don't end up burying this movie in
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  the village all right yeah i like that okay
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  so it's tom and also joining us a maven with
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  the most so startled sassos say hi
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  sassos hello everybody all right i'm happy to be here the white trouble steve
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  harvey little known to a lot but i am just happy to be on this call happy to
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  watch movies again that aren't cgi kid movies and just happy to talk about them
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  excellent yeah for sure excellent well,
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  That's what brings us here right Let's get down to the down and dirty Review
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  of Trick or Treat It's Warner Brothers picture Rated R.
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  2007 it was produced,
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  But it only came out in 2009. There was a lot of problems with the production of the movie.
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  It got hung up with some issues with the writer and the director,
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  who are the same person, Michael Daughtry,
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  who actually had writing credit on a movie called the Superman movie.
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  And that bombed for Warner Brothers.
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  I think it was Superman Returns. That bombed. So what they did was instead of
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  putting out another movie with
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  his name attached to it, they kind of shelved it for a couple of years.
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  And it had some weird fame and got some cult following on like the indie circuit.
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  And it sort of sat on Warner Brothers shelves for a long, long time until it
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  went straight to DVD in 2009.
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  So it has kind of a sordid history. It's considered a horror movie, a dark comedy.
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  Sort of campy aspects to it But it
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  kind of harkens back to a lot of the same stuff That we really do enjoy from
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  horror movies Kind of like a kid feel to it Almost young and innocent And then
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  it kind of turns super dark all of a sudden Takes a hard left turn somewhere
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  along the line And hopefully we'll talk about that a little bit And get into
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  some of the nitty gritty On where exactly it is turning left.
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  The original tagline to the movie Let me get your guys' opinion on this,
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  poison drowning claw or knife
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  so many ways to take a life that's what's
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  on the movie poster i think that tagline is horrible but
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  let me get your guys opinion on that tom what do you think about the
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  original tagline to trick-or-treat that literally
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  gives away the movie yeah a little a little
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  i guess it's sort of supposed to be a poem but i
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  don't know sassus what do you think about poison drowning claw
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  or knife so many ways to take a life as a
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  tagline i mean that's just
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  a general horror thing yeah i don't know i
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  i i think it could have involved some you know different
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  things i mean like you know very different things going on in that movie yeah
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  or wolves yeah exactly there's a lot to draw from and i don't know for me it
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  sort of screams generic and non-descriptive and I don't know.
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  It could really apply to any horror movie, I guess.
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  But like I said, that literally gives away each story.
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  Sort of does, right? That's exactly what it does, actually.
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  I didn't actually catch on to that. But yeah, it's sort of that.
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  You're welcome. Thank you for unlocking that.
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  Tombstone Town. I'm here all night. The first big victory of the day.
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  Put in general raves. Put in general raves.
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  The run time of this picture is an hour and 22 minutes, so it's in the middle
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  of the road as far as not too long in the tooth but not so short. You want to get.
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  Sitting there leaving you wanting more it's starring Anna Paquin as Laurie Brian
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  Cox our favorite one of our favorites as Mr.
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  Keeg with the strange prosthetic nose and
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  get up and Dylan Baker as Steven our
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  our dad who likes to bury people in his backyard I
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  don't know serial killer somewhat I don't
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  know what's going on with with Steven but in principle so
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  in principle around sit down charlie yeah
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  exactly yeah so we went over who
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  directed and wrote it it's michael daughtry he has
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  writing and directing chops
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  as far as horror movies are concerned with
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  krampus i don't know if either of you guys saw krampus
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  but i thought that was pretty decent i didn't is
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  he wrote krampus i think he i think
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  he did both i think he wrote and directed it and he
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  he had a writing or i'm sorry a directorial credit
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  on godzilla king of the monsters one
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  of those new godzilla movies so he's got some chops i
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  mean you know the guy's got some experience this is kind of early
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  on in his career superman thing yeah yeah and it was only his writing was only
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  him and brian singer got writing credit on that and i guess writing credit is
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  kind of a i don't know it probably like it probably was a road bump in his career
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  a little bit because it didn't turn out too well but but.
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  So this movie sort of has Creepshow vibes. I don't know if either of you guys
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  have seen Creepshow or a movie called Cat's Eye. It's in the style of those horror movies.
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  It follows Sam, I guess, a Halloween spirit,
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  kind of like a spooky boy with a burlap sack over his head who kind of observes
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  most of the time, observes different stories that occur within the Halloween
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  night of a small town in Warren Valley, which is a fictional town.
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  Warren Valley, Ohio does not exist. oh i'm yeah i was kind of shocked by that
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  too but i was trying to look that up yeah ohio.
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  I'm not going to that day i'm not going to that town whatsoever
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  it sort of gives i don't know
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  i've never been to salem massachusetts but that's what i
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  would assume salem is like during the halloween festivities like total balls
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  out ready to rock for halloween and everybody just doing their thing the film
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  was really it was filmed in vancouver canada so oh canada oh go figure,
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  and it follows five interlocking stories one of a principal with a secret life
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  the second is 20 somethings looking for halloween fun a group of teenagers looking
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  for a trick or treat trick,
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  The fourth is a middle-aged, 30s-type couple that have a difference of the importance
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  of Halloween. They have a difference of opinion.
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  And the fifth is an old recluse with a terrible attitude towards Halloween and a dark past.
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  So it's sort of the movie in itself, if we're going to take it to a super...
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  Literary level it sort of is a
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  timeline right it's a story that kind of works as a
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  timeline of how we see halloween through our teenage years to
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  our 20s and our 30s and our 40s and then beyond when we're old and jaded and
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  don't want to leave the house or decorate for any reason and hopefully not kill
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  a bunch of kids on buses so here we go a few more stats before i actually get
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  the the review on the road and have to stop talking for a little while which
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  i'm begging for yeah please
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  enough already the death totals right it's
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  10 to 12 depending on if you count certain
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  off-screen deaths if you count off-screen deaths
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  i think it puts the total up to like 20 or
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  some odd like random dudes just at the werewolf
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  bash or whatever i don't count them because
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  you know what quite frankly i don't know who these people are other than the
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  the weird baby guy and the guy dressed up like a hobbit i don't really know
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  any of those other dudes that got tore up um and that's that's kind of it that's
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  the stats of the movie does anyone have anything to throw out before we go to the the play-by-play,
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  All right, cool. All right. Sassos first. What's up?
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  Anything? Anything? My bad. Yeah, so as we were watching this movie,
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  I thought, you know, hey, this is very cliche, like not really spooking me out
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  because, again, my name says it all.
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  I am horrified of real scary movies.
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  And so I am like watching this thing. I mean, I'm like talking to my wife about
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  this for days in advance. I'm like, I don't want to watch this.
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  I'm scared. and finally I started watching this. I'm like, oh, it's not so bad.
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  And then as I'm like halfway through the movie when shit is really getting in
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  the thin, my nine-year-old wakes up in the middle of the night as I'm watching
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  the movie and totally scares the shit out of me.
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  And so that was very, it's so startled moment number one for me.
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  So, I mean, it was just perfect timing and we're going to talk about that in a little bit.
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  Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Tom what kind of opening thoughts do you have,
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  Alright so As a general thought Of the horror movie You know This is a great Halloween movie,
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  It just sets the general vibe of Halloween Like watching it I'm just like oh
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  man This is Halloween This is why I love the season Yeah it's the essence of it right,
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  It's a season for a reason Yeah for sure and why Sassus is so startled there
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  you go so that's what i was really,
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  like all the all the all the leaves on
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  the ground all the jack-o'-lanterns looking scary i can
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  see why jimmy's very scared yeah you know and another thing
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  that kind of struck me too and it happens a few times in
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  the movie is you can see their breath and i think we've
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  all been there on those colder autumn kind of damp halloween nights when you're
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  out there with your buddies or whatever you can kind of feel that vibe like
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  it's colder than it should be and mom's making me wear a jacket over my costume
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  when i didn't want there to be one on it sort of does yeah i'm completely in alignment with you.
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  He definitely puts the feel of Halloween from, as you said, Bill,
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  takes you from when you're a little kid and you're going with your friends and
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  you're all trying to play tricks on each other and spook each other.
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  And then the girls going on an F-Fest and just going to Halloween parties and just living their life.
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  And then, like you said, the older people at the end, it's just really interesting
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  how well he paints that picture of Halloween.
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  Yeah totally totally agree well without without any objection i hope i'm going
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  to move on to the play-by-play of this thing where we start this movie with
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  like a 1950s public service announcement kind of drives home where we're at
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  and where we're going you know i i like that kind of grainy,
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  like old-timey style opening of like i don't know kind of leaves me a little
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  nostalgic for things that are days going by that I never really even got to experience.
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  So I don't really know what the hell I'm nostalgic for.
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  I mean, the videos themselves are eerie itself, yeah.
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  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And the weird older costumes and the shriveled up.
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  Jack-o'-lantern i don't know it's just something something cool
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  something a little neat to kind of kick it off with yeah so
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  we open up with emma played by
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  lisa leslie bibb best known
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  for i guess iron the iron man one and
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  two movies and juror number two
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  is a more recent movie i never i don't know what
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  she's from but i know that she was a
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  heartthrob in like the early 2000s i know i was always
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  very attractive for sure i mean she's having
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  been on a show or something yeah yeah she
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  was definitely in there for the attention of hot chick you know
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  yeah yeah yeah and kind of kind of bitchy attitude
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  too so i think she plays that off
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  pretty well she's accompanied by her friend uh
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  or lover or fiance or wife or
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  husband or whomever henry who's played
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  by and i'm gonna say this guy's name wrong tamo pinkette
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  that's his name i did not make that up
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  he's he's best known i think at least to our group of friends for battlestar
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  galactica right he's helo from battlestar galactica he was also in man of steel
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  and a movie a show called dollhouse which i never watched but it was on internet
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  movie database so why not give him credit for it i guess it's highly rated or something.
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  They're having an argument back and forth and they don't like Halloween in some
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  aspect. And man, I love their yard.
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  They've got some cool decorations going on.
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  For people that don't like Halloween, they did a great job of decorating that
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  house. No kidding, right?
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  She's ticked off. She's got to clean it up and he's going to pout.
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  And before she then gives into, yeah, let's go upstairs and fool around to,
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  I guess, an adult film entitled Nature something.
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  You and me, baby, are nothing but mammal.
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  Yeah, right. So it's like mistitled to try and keep it secret because it's a porno flick.
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  Yeah sorry if they're about to go upstairs to business what the hell is she
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  doing outside and what the hell is he doing letting her go outside just a thought
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  because the guy's lazy and he won't help his wife,
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  put away the decorations yeah so it's giving vibes of that he's the actual Halloween
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  guy and she's just out here dealing with it and doesn't want her mom to see
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  the mess the next morning I guess I don't know.
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  I mean, because coming from a husband who hates to put stuff up outside, I fully knew that man.
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  I would be like, leave that show until next week if you have to. I'm not going to do it.
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  Halloween night. Let's go do
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  this dirty. Wow. So, Jimmy, you put it in the Nature Special DVD upstairs.
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  There's no need for the Nature Special because if you're really in the heat
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  of the moment, you don't need to do it.
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  Video we're going upstairs yeah but as soon as you heard that but as soon as
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  you heard that third step you know you really do make a good point though because,
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  it's one of the rare instances in horror movies where sex would have saved a life.
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  Which is kind of weird because usually sex is the thing that kills them
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  all yes it's the opposite yeah that's
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  what i said in the beginning i'm like oh great i'm like this movie's gonna
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  be cliche these people are gonna go do it and they're
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  gonna die i'm like this is how this movie's gonna start out
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  really really right now yeah yeah yeah well
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  she's she's out there cleaning she's got multiple false
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  starts and all of a sudden sam's gonna
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  do work we don't really see sam but he's out
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  there kicking her ass in front of in the front yard slicing her
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  throat with a lollipop yeah we don't really know what
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  he is at that point no we do not yeah but it's
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  cool because there's again that vibe right so
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  he's there's a bloody sheet he's dragging her into the front yard there's like
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  breath and steam of body heat coming off i'm sorry i'm sorry can i can i interject
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  real quick yeah yeah well what was the point of the guy in the white mask just
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  staring at her A false start To get you to think something else is happening,
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  You use a red earring It was just a creeper out And kind of like oh no But then
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  I was like oh everything's fine But think about that in real life Yeah I would
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  never Because there would never be somebody just standing there Staring at you.
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  I mean I'd be like yo dude What's the deal like this weird guy with a mask You
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  know I got an NLA membership In my pocket And I'm not afraid to use it.
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  Yeah, so Henry eventually gets up once, I guess, his stupor is worn off.
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  And he goes down in the front yard to figure out, I guess, that his lovely Emma
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  has been torn apart Mussolini-style, limbs all over the place.
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  And we've got our first death on our hands, folks. This chick gets the sheet ripped off her head.
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  Emma's got that lollipop stuffed in her mouth. And I guess it was a sacrifice
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  that the gods of Halloween demanded.
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  Let's have a moment of silence for Emma. Emma, y'all. four one out r.i.p. r.i.p.
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  Emma she's number one on our body count list and it was creepy man the lead
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  up to it i mean the dripping blood and everything it's kind of rough looking good good
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  makeup yeah yeah yeah no man it was yeah yeah very creepy so we get we get our
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  our title picture and our and our credit which is kind of in the in the fashion
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  of a comic book which i gotta be honest with you guys i've never heard of a
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  comic book if there is one.
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  I don't i don't know that's what i was gonna say like i'm assuming this was a comic,
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  it kind of feels like that right if it's not a comic then it maybe graphic novel
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  maybe a graphic novel something but the thing is i had never heard of it it
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  doesn't mean that it doesn't exist Cause there's lots of things that happen
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  out there that I never heard of,
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  but they might've commissioned these comic, the drawings and the cover art and
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  all the bars and everything just for the, the opening sequence, I guess.
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  But I, I really, I don't know. I didn't do too much research into the,
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  if there is a comic book and I'm sure for a fact that after the fact there's
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  a comic book because you, the
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  comic community is always going to capitalize on making a few bucks and.
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  So the movie community is going to capitalize on making a few bucks. That's true.
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  Or, well, because it's Warner Brothers, right?
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  So they have to have major permissions in order to use those images and stuff.
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  And if it wasn't a comic book already.
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  So there you have it. That's your opening sequence. We move on to somebody dragging
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  a, looks like a pillowcase through the streets.
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  We're seeing lots of our characters that we're going to be seeing throughout the movie,
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  kind of in the background we're running into lots of people
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  we see the the ladies moving to a the
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  the dressing room area to the halloween shop we
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  see our principal oh yeah
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  our principal standing by all dutifully looking
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  yeah we're meeting everybody warren valley
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  very made up very fake yeah so
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  that's kind of that we kind of pick
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  up our action with a newscast earlier on
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  in the day all of these things are going on these
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  festivities and we're in a costume place
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  with a peeping kid who's running around looking through
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  the cracks of the dressing room doors have you guys ever ran around looking
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  through the cracks of women dressing definitely been getting lost in in department
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  stores as a kid like that but never being smart enough to be the g that that
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  little I was to check out chicks.
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  That's a very weird question though.
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  And no. Okay. Well, no for me too.
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  However, the G that's running around in the little monkey costume is Sam.
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  That's the actor, Lord Quinn, who's credited as both Sam and Peeping Kid at
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  the end of the credits. So it's our buddy.
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  Wow. Yeah. Yeah.
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  That's my factoid on Sam. Get it on him.
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  Who needs a soundboard? Yeah, exactly. Soundboard be damned.
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  I'm going to make it happen.
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  Yeah. So we've got highly attractive females all making double entendres about
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  the years past of their partying and philandering and whatnot, dressing up as, I guess,
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  like nursery rhymes or princesses or something. I don't know.
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  They were definitely princesses because then poor Anna Paquin's character gets
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  stuck being the Red War riding, but wearing the most covered up outfit because
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  you're a old virgin. Yeah. Yeah.
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  I popped when I saw Anna Paquin. I'm sorry. Absolutely.
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  It's just like the good old days of True Blood. Sookie.
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  That's right. Back then, she was famous to me. I always thought she was great.
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  Known to us for what? X-Men and True Blood?
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  X-Men and True Blood. True Blood started around the same time as this movie came out.
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  That's true, yeah. So she was kind of clicking on all cylinders.
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  She probably went back in 2017. I don't know when that happened when True Blood
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  kicked off. But I think when this film she's probably relatively unknown.
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  But I didn't I didn't look I didn't go that far deep.
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  Okay, so the one girl, the little Bo Peep girl, is picking up a guy,
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  trying to get him, trying to get the girls into a situation where they're picking
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  up guys for some sort of strange,
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  encounter or party at Sheep's Meadow, which is an obvious play on wolf and sheep smoothing.
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  It had to do with, you know, wolves and little foreshadowing type things.
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  It was kind of interesting.
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  Yeah, man, that was definitely over my head because I was too busy looking at their goods.
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  Yeah i i yeah just like i want to be that cameraman right now take me to your
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  van when anna paquin is the fourth or fourth uh big equipment we got there yeah exactly,
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  women do not exist that's how you know it was a fake thing exactly now you have
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  one would come up to me like this is shit you know they're trying to steal it,
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  You're going to rip my foot out. You're going to rip my foot out.
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  Don't suck your bucks. You're a little demonic being.
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  So we then pick up from there, from our little pep talk that we gave Anna Paquin
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  to the little fat kid who's basically knocking down all of. Bad Santa.
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  From Bad Santa. Exactly. He gave me such Nelson vibes from The Simpsons. Like, ha ha.
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  Like, just like, deuce kid, destroying things. I wanted to, like,
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  punch him. I, like, couldn't wait for that. Oh, absolutely.
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  Bad Santa. that shirt i swear
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  to you this is my halloween costume or whatever it says
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  on his shirt is like i want to knock this kid's
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  teeth out just by meeting her i'm not alone you know it almost like gives the
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  same vibes as the older brother on home alone the one with the tarantula what
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  the hell is his name buzz oh yeah buzz yeah yeah yeah for sure buzz your girlfriend.
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  So the little fat kid gets cornered i guess i should give him a name his name
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  is charlie in the movie he gets caught by our buddy the principal right whose
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  name is wilkins right his last name is is wilkins steve wilkins he's a bad dude
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  i guess he's kind of a doofus,
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  who is out there buying knives because his other knives are dull which i don't
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  really understand How that works I've never had a problem where I was carving
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  My pumpkins and my knives got dull But he's out there Buying knives Like any
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  good serial killer And I don't know,
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  does the band Santa Kid even get A line Like,
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  He really doesn't say much. I think he just, he just grunts.
• 24:18
  He just starts eating the chocolate and it's, he literally has an Augustus gloop
• 24:23
  moment and just gets done by his gluttony.
• 24:26
  And that, and that vomit scene was just so gross, man. Was it over the top or what?
• 24:34
  A little over the top. And the pharmacist in me is like, I mean, cause that is my job.
• 24:41
  And I'm like, what did this guy take that he's throwing up like this?
• 24:44
  I'm like, I'm thinking of remedies to fix them, but it's too easy.
• 24:48
  Yeah, absolutely. It's almost like that Family Guy episode where they give each
• 24:52
  other epic acts so you can hold it down the wall.
• 24:59
  That projectile vomiting.
• 25:02
  So, yeah, so, Jimmy, what would cause that?
• 25:06
  Oh, it's definitely poison of some sort. He definitely got poisoned.
• 25:10
  I mean, I don't know the poison. I mean, they used to use a lot in the ancient worlds,
• 25:14
  But I mean clearly that thing But it was all black
• 25:17
  like that Because he obviously ate all The crap
• 25:21
  on chocolate And if you When they
• 25:24
  go back into His house you see
• 25:27
  Lots of like measurements And syringes and bottles He's got like Bunsons and
• 25:34
  beakers And all that Yeah yeah yeah So he's got a whole system He's been killing
• 25:39
  people which we'll get into Because I don't know how many kids he's got In that
• 25:43
  damn hole in his backyard yard.
• 25:45
  It's not like it's only Charlie, though, because there's some other kid who's
• 25:49
  trying to grab at his pant leg.
• 25:50
  But we'll get into that for a second. There was definitely a couple kids that were in that hole.
• 25:55
  100%. There were a couple body bags. Yeah, yeah. Absolutely.
• 25:59
  So we get into it, right? We got three different concurring storylines happening
• 26:03
  at this moment with Charlie croaking out, Stephen Wilkins dragging his body,
• 26:09
  which is burping up blood all over his nice, clean white shirt.
• 26:12
  The ladies trying to get dates to to
• 26:15
  meet out at sheep's meadow and then
• 26:18
  our third storyline is when we have trick-or-treaters at the front door looking
• 26:23
  for some pumpkins for unicef or whatever nonsense that they're talking about
• 26:28
  when they ring the bell apparently this is when we find out too that he's a
• 26:32
  principal which kind of is ironic in some way that the principal's out there killing all these kids.
• 26:37
  How many kids has he had? I don't know. I think they use that UNICEF thing because
• 26:43
  they're like, oh shit, it's the principal's house.
• 26:45
  We gotta make something up. Right, right, right, right.
• 26:49
  The kids are dressed in, what, a pirate, an alien, and some sort of angel.
• 26:55
  I don't know any of these kids. I know the one chick is a total biatch,
• 26:59
  but the rest of them seem like normal kids to me.
• 27:02
  So how do I know? The angel, is that what's-her-face? I don't know.
• 27:07
  Who's what's-her-face? Is that, oh, God, the double D girl.
• 27:13
  She's always, like, showing her stuff in movies.
• 27:18
  I don't know. Tom, that's the most generic question I've ever heard anybody say.
• 27:23
  You know that person that has boobs?
• 27:27
  She just did that gene ad, like, oh, my genes are perfect.
• 27:35
  Oh, what are you talking about? City Sweetie. City Sweetie.
• 27:39
  There is no way that girl is City Sweetie. No, I don't think so. No? I don't think so.
• 27:45
  City Sweetie just came out of the work recently, bro.
• 27:48
  This is 2007 I'm saying she's She does look like She's been acting for a long time,
• 27:56
  She has been acting for a long time I don't think we I don't think we've got
• 28:01
  a Sweeney Murty sighting Or a Sweeney Murty,
• 28:04
  What's her fucking That was in my note Her name is what's her face bro What's
• 28:10
  her face with the double D's,
• 28:12
  That was my note What's her face with the double D's I am a classic person that
• 28:18
  describes characters from other roles, but you literally gave us no other role.
• 28:24
  That guy was the president. You can figure it out, you know,
• 28:28
  or you can, you know, the classic, you know, I don't know that after his name,
• 28:32
  but he's done this, this and this. I got it.
• 28:35
  I got the name after I got the name after like 20 seconds.
• 28:39
  All right, man. You did. You did. OK, going in completely cold.
• 28:42
  You did better than me. I had the same exact information as you And I could not figure it out,
• 28:47
  All right, so the kids grab the pumpkin. Bill, Bill, just cut that out.
• 28:51
  Cut that out. We're not cutting anything. We're doing no edit first takes. Oh, Dan.
• 28:56
  This is all day. These people got to know what it is to live with us. Realize how we did.
• 29:01
  Yeah, exactly. It's all part of the show. So the kids get the pumpkin.
• 29:07
  Sam is behind them, grabs forcefully a candy bar, which obviously has got the razor blade in it.
• 29:14
  And we'll see that candy bar later on in the day.
• 29:17
  While we're talking about all this, because it does make another appearance.
• 29:20
  When we're talking to Mr. Krieg. All right.
• 29:24
  Moving back to, we're doing a lot of flip-flopping. We go back to our girls.
• 29:28
  We're getting into a television van. They picked up a couple of guys.
• 29:31
  And they're going off to party in the woods. And Little Red Riding Hood,
• 29:35
  our poor Anna Paquin, so, so sad. She does not have a date yet.
• 29:40
  Which is kind of unbelievable because Anna Paquin is someone who should not
• 29:44
  have a problem picking up a guy.
• 29:45
  I mean, come on. Get with us. Okay. Yeah.
• 29:49
  Absolutely. Absolutely, absolutely not. Absolutely not. Not believable at all,
• 29:54
  right? Yeah. You do not have a problem.
• 29:59
  So another weird factoid of this movie, they had no rights to show any candy
• 30:04
  bar that we would recognize. They didn't have the rights to show Snickers or
• 30:08
  Through Musketeer or whatever.
• 30:09
  So a lot of these candy bars are called like Cali Ho or, you know,
• 30:15
  Crunchy Nut Bar or whatever the hell.
• 30:16
  So they came up with these most ridiculous looking wrappers that,
• 30:20
  I mean, you can obviously tell it's a candy bar, but there's no name brands
• 30:24
  want to be associated with poisoning.
• 30:25
  We go into Principal Wilkins's house and we see potassium cyanide.
• 30:30
  We see some arsenic, a couple of other vials and weird jars that I can't read
• 30:35
  on the screen. I'm looking at them right now.
• 30:38
  Whatever it is, it makes fat kids violently ill and die from vomiting,
• 30:42
  eventually giving up their lives for the cause.
• 30:46
  Yeah, so we're going out to our little backdoor area,
• 30:50
  and I guess just creating a mass grave with our principal, where I think probably
• 30:57
  the funniest scene of the movie comes from right now,
• 31:02
  the dialogue between Billy and Stephen.
• 31:06
  Oh, the son and the dad, right? Yeah, yeah. I'm a neighbor. I'm a neighbor. Oh, yeah.
• 31:12
  Freaking angry-ass, jaded neighbor, yeah.
• 31:17
  Mr. Krieg is not happy. He does not like Halloween at all.
• 31:22
  Carly Brown's an asshole! Carly Brown is an asshole. That is the quote of the movie for me.
• 31:28
  Charlie Brown is an asshole. He's shouting out the back of his porch.
• 31:32
  Hilarious. Billy! Boo!
• 31:35
  No, I don't get it Dude, I love how the dog is eating that Freaking finger And I'm like.
• 31:43
  What's going on right now Yeah Back,
• 31:47
  Eating a finger, you know Yeah And he pulls off that finger like a little piece
• 31:53
  of turkey On Thanksgiving's Gate,
• 31:57
  He steals that thing right off Now, let me ask you guys a question He's like,
• 32:02
  you're skilled When we first meet that dog Did you think his name was Spiked,
• 32:09
  I thought it was Spike, but I watch movies with the...
• 32:17
  And it was driving me nuts because I'm like, they keep spelling this dog's name.
• 32:21
  It's Spike, and they're calling it like Spirk or something.
• 32:24
  I don't even know what it's called. His name is actually Spite.
• 32:29
  Yeah, S-E-I-T. That's right. That's right.
• 32:33
  Like Spiteful. Like Spiteful, right. In my mind,
• 32:37
  the whole time I'm thinking Spike is the name of the
• 32:40
  dog I'm looking at the subtitles right now
• 32:43
  For whatever version I have It says the
• 32:46
  subtitles say Spike But if you watch all the way to the end through the credits
• 32:50
  The dog Kip is titled as Spite Which is pretty fucking cool And I will say my
• 33:00
  version The closed captions had it on Spite,
• 33:04
  your version had spite mine was correct mine was SPIT and I thought it was a
• 33:10
  mistake yeah weird it's just a weird little thing and I thought I was like that's an awesome dog name,
• 33:17
  and I was like why did these people screw up this closed captions right over
• 33:22
  and over and over again at this point I was not startled at all with any of
• 33:27
  this stuff that was going on so that's a good and that's a good point up to
• 33:31
  this point is anyone been shocked about what's been happening?
• 33:35
  Yeah i'm like ruling this movie i'm like
• 33:38
  i am not scared i was scared of the preview days before
• 33:41
  i'm like my wife
• 33:44
  i don't know if i can i'm yeah no i'm invested
• 33:47
  i'm invested i'm like i love like
• 33:51
  here we are it's halloween let's do this right
• 33:54
  yeah no i i think it's a fun like back
• 33:57
  and forth storyline deal thus far but i'm
• 34:00
  with you sassos it's not something that's like Throwing me off at all But it's
• 34:04
  kind of fun in a way The exchange between the two neighbors It smells like a
• 34:10
  dead whore out here Fix your septic tank or whatever And then the kid up in
• 34:14
  the second floor I want to carve a jack-o-lantern,
• 34:18
  This guy You almost feel bad for the serial killer Somehow As he's bashing a
• 34:23
  little kid's brains in In a clown costume I don't know.
• 34:30
  I'm thinking there's at least two kids in that grave and one of them is not Charlie.
• 34:34
  There were multiple body bags. I thought I saw. Yeah.
• 34:38
  Oh yeah. I, I, I agree with you because the kid that's alive is clearly not
• 34:43
  Charlie. Whose head is downstairs.
• 34:45
  We're about to discover here in a minute. This guy does a lot of work, man.
• 34:49
  He puts in a lot of earth moving work in that suit and tie covers up the grave,
• 34:54
  heads in to help Billy with his jack-o'-lantern.
• 34:57
  He muddle he mumbles something about not i miss mommy i mean is this guy a killer
• 35:03
  like he must be like a serial killer right like for a moment i'm like oh shit
• 35:08
  i'm like this guy killed his wife too 100 daddy i wish mommy was still alive
• 35:15
  like he's mad about that yeah yeah.
• 35:19
  In the background we're looking at mr feed getting jumped and we don't really
• 35:24
  know what the hell we're seeing because it just looks like a flash of light
• 35:27
  and a body flying through past a window.
• 35:30
  Yeah, that was a little bit startling on my part. I was like,
• 35:33
  oh, she's sightseeing and it's just kind of like, yeah, we don't know what the
• 35:38
  hell that was and he just says, screw you and moves into the house because obviously
• 35:42
  they don't get along very well.
• 35:44
  I thought for sure Billy was going to bite it. That's for sure.
• 35:48
  I thought Billy was going to bite it when we go down into the basement because
• 35:51
  his facial expressions are like, I'm going to slaughter this kid,
• 35:56
  not to mention the knife behind his back.
• 35:58
  Yeah bro i i as a dad i was very nervous for this kid and i was like wow this
• 36:04
  guy's so sick that he's gonna off his own kid right yeah yeah i'm with you and
• 36:11
  we go down in the basement,
• 36:13
  we're looking around we're spinning something around he
• 36:15
  gives a heave-ho to something to the end of his knife he comes up with a little
• 36:21
  bit of blood we think it's billy's but it's not billy's it's still charlie apparently
• 36:25
  i don't know what part of charlie he stabbed because There's only a head on
• 36:30
  a little platter that they spin around playfully because they're about to carve this kid's eyes out.
• 36:35
  What the hell did he stab that he came up with that much blood on the end of his knife?
• 36:38
  Yeah, I mean, and when did he have enough time to cover, to sever this head
• 36:42
  off? I mean, I did not, like, what is he like?
• 36:45
  Like, the Ginster knife over here? Hey guys, time out?
• 36:49
  Tom? Yeah, time out real quick? Yeah, time out. What do you got?
• 36:54
  Like, you guys are all coming in, like, really choppy.
• 37:00
  Hmm all right like all right
• 37:03
  i i am i've got full wi-fi yeah i mean i think i'm pretty good i'm on full wi-fi
• 37:10
  at my house and i can hear you guys loud and clear so do i huh all right are
• 37:16
  we still choppy not right now but like before when you guys were talking like it was all like,
• 37:24
  It could have been my excitement. It could have been my excitement. All right.
• 37:29
  Well, see, right now, that was Shabby. Hmm.
• 37:34
  All right.
• 37:37
  I don't know. I don't know what to do. I say, let's ride this through.
• 37:40
  I say, let's ride this through. I guess we kind of have to. Yeah, right.
• 37:43
  Right, right through. Right through. I'm sorry. But like, if I'm not like saying
• 37:48
  anything, it's because I can't say anything.
• 37:51
  Got it. Okay. All right. So we stabbed something.
• 37:57
  I guess we have the next generation of serial killers on our hands with young Billy.
• 38:01
  But then we meet with our next friends We're going to meet up with Rhonda First
• 38:05
  we've got to stop by a very weird Older people Halloween party Where they're
• 38:10
  all grinding up on each other Which is kind of a weird look at What our immediate
• 38:14
  future looks like probably,
• 38:16
  It was definitely Giving me like furry party vibes Yeah, oh yeah Very odd Shazzles
• 38:23
  hates furries I hate furries and they were I was I was,
• 38:30
  I heard that. I hear this right now.
• 38:34
  I heard that. We're back, baby. We're back. We're going to go pick up Rhonda,
• 38:41
  our little awkward teen girl, from her house that is decorated.
• 38:46
  Probably has thousands of dollars of pumpkins in that front yard.
• 38:50
  I don't know how the hell anybody can afford to buy that damn pumpkins.
• 38:54
  I mean, that house... They're cheap.
• 38:57
  Pumpkins are cheap, aren't they? Yeah but that house how it was decorated Should
• 39:01
  have won like Halloween award shows Oh absolutely We're talking magazine covers man This shit is crazy.
• 39:09
  Like lifestyles of the Halloween and famous. Like that's what's going on right
• 39:13
  there at the house. For sure.
• 39:15
  She's obviously an awkward young girl comes out with a no eye contact.
• 39:19
  I made my own Halloween costume and I've got super weird factoids about Halloween and so on and so forth.
• 39:28
  I guess he was on the spectrum a little bit. Like, you know,
• 39:32
  like, yeah, I got that vibe too.
• 39:35
  Super awkward. There's a little bit of a, When we get down into the quarry,
• 39:40
  there's a lot of callbacks to John Carpenter movies.
• 39:44
  And it's kind of like a little bit, it turns into a bit of an homage to John
• 39:48
  Carpenter and Stephen King.
• 39:49
  And I'll get into those factoids here in a second when we get down to the quarry.
• 39:53
  But we've got this masked man who's canoodling with an alley girl.
• 39:59
  I don't know i don't know what's happening here oh dude that vampire-like guy yeah.
• 40:06
  Yeah uh-huh and he's not quite not quite so okay that's like top dream man that's
• 40:14
  like tom's dream if he could just dress up and just and just take women into
• 40:18
  parades wow is that is that your dream song?
• 40:23
  No, it's not. I don't know why Jimmy is putting dreams.
• 40:28
  I don't know why Sass is putting dreams in my head.
• 40:34
  Yeah, but you love to dress up for Halloween and be in that kind of...
• 40:38
  Yes, as a Jedi, as a Sith.
• 40:41
  Which looks like a Jedi a little bit, though.
• 40:45
  Wasn't you Rorschach one time? Like, yeah.
• 40:48
  Rorschach doesn't suck blood from people, bro.
• 40:54
  But doesn't suck bread for women well i'll
• 40:57
  tell you this i don't know if he's stuck in blood or just biting the
• 41:00
  shit out of this poor girl but she runs out of the alley into the festivities
• 41:04
  and everybody kind of our characters from before emma and
• 41:07
  uh old what's his face from from battle star galactia they
• 41:11
  kind of give her their old cold shoulder because she's just drunk and her
• 41:14
  victim status is minimized quite a bit as she
• 41:17
  dies by herself on the side of the road with all the other drunk people well
• 41:20
  those douchebag couple from the beginning i forgot them yeah look at that drunk
• 41:26
  bitch it looks like it looks like a night in portland yeah well let me tell
• 41:31
  you this let's have a moment of silence for the harlot in the alley moment of silence,
• 41:37
  Take a drink. If you're drinking right now, take a drink, because this poor
• 41:40
  girl shouldn't deserve this.
• 41:42
  Moment of silence. We didn't give one to Charlie, the fat kid.
• 41:46
  Well, Charlie really didn't deserve one. He was kind of a douche.
• 41:50
  Wow. He just had his kid cut off.
• 41:54
  He was like terrorizing the neighborhood. It was almost like he was knocking over the pumpkin.
• 42:01
  The principal was doing the world a favor.
• 42:05
  Oh my god. with marrying children. It's almost like the Thanos mod.
• 42:12
  Thanos is okay with child murder. You heard it here, folks?
• 42:16
  You hear it here, folks? It was better. I need to get to the core.
• 42:22
  That kid, I have to say, if you don't get a line out, you're not getting a moment
• 42:26
  of silence, because that one girl at least had some moaning in the alley.
• 42:30
  I don't know what she let's get another drink or something, and then she gets
• 42:33
  bit up so bad she bleeds out, apparently. I don't know.
• 42:37
  Alright, so now we're... Yes! It didn't even look like it was an artery.
• 42:40
  Like, what the heck? I know. It didn't seem that grave, did it?
• 42:44
  Yeah, no, she was like, oh, blood! She goes from, like, one scratch to being,
• 42:49
  like, stone-cold covered in blood.
• 42:51
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
• 42:54
  We pick up our kids, who are now, we have an entire shopping cart filled with
• 42:59
  jack-o'-lanterns going down to the quarry.
• 43:01
  And we get a good explanation of Samane, or she pronounces it Samane,
• 43:06
  an explanation that was kind of cool.
• 43:08
  And some good visuals of the walk into the quarry. I thought it was pretty neat.
• 43:11
  Did you guys know that Sam, our little observer, our little Halloween spook,
• 43:17
  he kind of comes from that name.
• 43:22
  Sam Hain, Sam, that's I guess what they were going for, he only appears during
• 43:27
  Halloween, and he kind of just observes all the festivities,
• 43:30
  and if people are generally, yeah,
• 43:33
  just observing Halloween the way that is intended to be observed,
• 43:36
  so I thought that was kind of neat From Samhain?
• 43:39
  Yeah or it's literally
• 43:42
  spelled s-a-m and then h-a-i-n or
• 43:46
  something like that so whether you pronounce it
• 43:49
  sawin or sam hayne it's still sam
• 43:52
  at the beginning of it so i thought that was kind of
• 43:55
  neat macy otherwise known as
• 43:58
  apparently sydney sweeney
• 44:02
  she is a total douche but she goes ahead
• 44:04
  and tells us about our our myth our
• 44:07
  local legend of a school bus driver and his his unfortunate
• 44:11
  children that he decides to dump into a rock quarry
• 44:14
  there is an interesting fact as we're
• 44:17
  driving and he takes the left or i'm sorry the right hand turn instead of a
• 44:20
  left there is a vehicle parked on the side of the road it's like an older type
• 44:25
  vehicle i have it written down here somewhere and i'm not going to be able to
• 44:28
  find it oh yeah okay in 1958 plymouth fury that's a nod Add to our friend John
• 44:34
  Carpenter in the movie Christine.
• 44:36
  That's the exact model car of Christine, the car that comes alive and kills people.
• 44:41
  So the director is obviously a fan of John Carpenter movies because there's
• 44:45
  a lot of callbacks to Halloween movies.
• 44:48
  Lori, our head werewolf girl, the Little Red Riding Hood.
• 44:53
  Lori is a callback to Lori Strode, the main character in the original Halloween movie.
• 44:58
  So there's a lot of those little, we like Stephen King, we like John Carpenter,
• 45:04
  little Easter eggs here and there to kind of keep those Halloween purists happy.
• 45:09
  So yeah, we've got eight Halloween kids, eight Halloween costumes. They're all chained up.
• 45:15
  They're obviously some sort of special needs type situation.
• 45:17
  All of them very Yeah go for it Were there any things Like homages that I missed,
• 45:26
  Yeah there were When Sam gets torn apart His hand that gets stuck back on Looks
• 45:32
  a lot like when the Alien gets torn apart In the movie The Thing,
• 45:38
  Oh damn Okay It also looks
• 45:41
  like a pumpkin too But I can make that leap if I
• 45:44
  absolutely need to So yeah we got our
• 45:47
  eight kids uh their their parents are apparently tired
• 45:50
  of them which is really screwed up and they've
• 45:53
  hired the bus driver to have an unfortunate accident over
• 45:56
  the side of a very tall cliff into a ravine a gorge if you will we give a piece
• 46:02
  of candy we check to see if they're secure in their seats which he does a terrible
• 46:06
  job and yeah over the edge they go except it doesn't quite go his plan he goes
• 46:12
  over with them because apparently he's terrible at checking locks.
• 46:17
  This is really screwed up this story that part was that part was crazy that
• 46:22
  part was insane and like right as the bus is going over that's when i had that
• 46:26
  interruption and i was like oh my god,
• 46:31
  oh hey we have autistic children,
• 46:35
  Just kill them. Yeah, I'm tired of them, so that's just off them in an accident.
• 46:41
  I love their costumes, though, by the way. I think they're super cool.
• 46:45
  But the costumes are great. I'm like, don't go. They're rocking,
• 46:48
  like, sick costumes. Absolutely. Yeah.
• 46:52
  It was a lot of fun. And this bus driver and the whole group goes over the edge.
• 46:59
  He gets tripped up by one of the actual needs kids. I'm sorry.
• 47:04
  Driver's probably given $2,000 in a carton of Marlboro Reds. Cowboy killing.
• 47:11
  Because it was what, like $78? Oh, yeah.
• 47:15
  That could get you by for a while. Yeah, I mean, we're talking about adjusted
• 47:19
  dollars, Tom. Let's not be selfish.
• 47:23
  $2,000 $2,000 goes a long way in 1974 money, or whatever it is.
• 47:28
  If like hot dogs at my dad's luncheonette was
• 47:32
  like that's a whole
• 47:35
  lot of living my friend yeah absolutely so yeah
• 47:39
  we get the legend i'm super jazzed about
• 47:42
  that legend i think it's a cool like local type deal the driver survives he
• 47:46
  pulls himself up i got some scratches but he's no worse for wear he's doing
• 47:50
  okay and lots of masks floating in the in the background in that gorge and that
• 47:57
  brings us back to our kids who are They're completely freaked out by the whole thing.
• 48:01
  And they're going to go down and pay some homage to the kids.
• 48:04
  So, so Miss Rhonda thinks, pay homage to these kids and lay down these jack-o'-lanterns
• 48:09
  to try and, I don't know, do something or other.
• 48:11
  I really don't get the whole point of this thing, but that's what they're going to go down and do.
• 48:16
  Meanwhile, Anna Paquin is super hot in this movie.
• 48:24
  I don't find her. Here's my hot take. You guys ready for a hot take?
• 48:27
  I don't find Anna Paquin especially hot.
• 48:31
  Thank you. Wait, you don't find her especially hot? I do not.
• 48:36
  I think she's gorgeous.
• 48:40
  I was always made fun of.
• 48:45
  Yeah, I probably was making fun of you Yeah, I was you Yeah,
• 48:49
  I do not find her especially attractive I don't know what it is,
• 48:53
  She's fine But she's very hot in this particular movie As Little Red Riding
• 48:58
  Hood With the whole wolves Double meaning thing going on It's pretty interesting,
• 49:04
  I thought When she was transforming into a wolf She became hotter,
• 49:10
  So you're pro-furry I thought there were mixtures of wolves and bullfights.
• 49:16
  I think you think that because of true blood. Okay.
• 49:23
  Yeah, I don't know. I feel like she looked different than the other ones.
• 49:27
  Well, I don't think we ever got to see her completely transformed, though, either. Did we?
• 49:32
  No, it was almost like London and werewolves. I mean, werewolf and London. Yeah.
• 49:38
  She was halfway. She was halfway there, but I got full way. You got full way.
• 49:48
  He's thrown in his pants. Thank God. No, listen, listen. I think Anna Paquin
• 49:53
  is like cute. So whatever.
• 49:56
  Yeah, well, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
• 50:00
  She's walking around this thing looking for a date, seeing lovely couples everywhere.
• 50:06
  It's almost like a scene out of The Simpsons where people are popping up as
• 50:10
  women or as the horse is the woman is in the back end of the horse.
• 50:17
  It's hilarious. It is hilarious. And everyone at every turn,
• 50:23
  she cannot find this poor, poor girl. Won't she be able to find a tombstone
• 50:27
  Tom somewhere in this crowd?
• 50:29
  She's sitting there dejected. She can't believe it. She can't find a date. Oh, how horrible.
• 50:35
  And she gets a phone call and the phone call is from her
• 50:38
  sister bo peep who's out there saying she's
• 50:41
  got a date for her it's a really great guy something like
• 50:44
  he's got a great personality which i guess everybody knows what that means
• 50:47
  not a really good looking dude i suppose
• 50:50
  yeah he was dressed up as a giant fat baby yeah
• 50:53
  what a what
• 50:59
  a killer costume and honestly who in the hell with
• 51:02
  any sort of brain in their head is dressing up like that and
• 51:05
  i've dressed up as fat elvis before but it was
• 51:09
  great i mean that was the being a fat baby is not appealing how demeaning i
• 51:14
  mean christ you got to do something different with your life fat elvis was fun
• 51:20
  elvis yeah absolutely everybody loves fat elvis shit i know i do yeah i mean
• 51:26
  he died on the toilet i mean what a way to go.
• 51:29
  He went out like a champ So, okay,
• 51:33
  The vampire man, the masked man Who killed our harlot in the alley,
• 51:38
  Spots, Anna Paquin As she's on the cell phone with her sister,
• 51:41
  So we got that developing Simultaneously, we're back in the gorge Rhonda is
• 51:46
  going down in the elevator With our little pirate friend Who genuinely looks
• 51:49
  scared But it's all a big ruse I was scared out of my mom at this point I was a little scared,
• 51:57
  People are screaming, people are freaking out Running back and forth And for
• 52:00
  whatever reason, she's just walking into the whole damn thing Let me ask you
• 52:04
  this What the hell is the point of this prank?
• 52:08
  What's the point? Well, it's kids being mean to kids, which we don't understand
• 52:13
  because we were always at the butt of those things as kids, mostly.
• 52:17
  Things being kids. It's just kid jerks being jerks. It's kids that can't defend themselves.
• 52:25
  But what's the end result here? Let's say she didn't fall down and get clearly
• 52:29
  concussed, hitting the back of her head as she fell down.
• 52:35
  I think they just wanted to get one up on somebody and they were like oh let's
• 52:38
  get this nerdy kid to come with us and we'll scare and it'll be funny yeah well man,
• 52:45
  I have not had this level of bullshit prank pulled on me but man I want to I
• 52:49
  want to sludge some kids when I'm seeing this shit it brings back old stars man,
• 52:55
  I mean, as I opened with, we were kind of the butts of those kind of pranks.
• 52:59
  Not like we kind of never did stuff like this to people. Yeah.
• 53:04
  Yeah. What are you talking about? You take my garbage cans all the way up Brandy
• 53:11
  Lane and throw them down.
• 53:14
  But I wasn't scaring you in any way.
• 53:18
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 53:20
  And we weren't concussing you. That was for the football field, man.
• 53:23
  We kept that straight on the football field So.
• 53:28
  Pranks are pranks Yeah but I guess So what's
• 53:31
  the point of taking your garbage can I guess we thought it was funny But what's
• 53:34
  the end result here What's the best case scenario for this girl in the gorge
• 53:38
  That we just leave her down there As we bring the elevator back up Or we just
• 53:43
  scare her And then we have an awkward elevator ride back up What's the end result
• 53:47
  What's the best case scenario here,
• 53:49
  Nothing I think they were just like oh we're gonna scare her and then she got
• 53:56
  real yeah she got real real she got mad real yeah chapelle world mad real yeah
• 54:02
  real real for sure and it gets it gets to the point where,
• 54:08
  i guess there's no good guys in this movie i
• 54:11
  guess that's what i kind of came to the conclusion after what
• 54:14
  happens to ronda happens to ronda they they fake
• 54:17
  their own death there's really a bus down there so
• 54:20
  there's some validity to the legend when those
• 54:23
  kids are coming after them i was fucking scared man yeah absolutely like but
• 54:28
  like if you're the pranker or the pranky rather do you leave the prankers to
• 54:33
  die is that really what you do i think that leaves the ultimate question to
• 54:38
  all to everyone that watching yeah like what would you do i guess.
• 54:44
  I don't know what I would do. I don't think I would leave dudes down there just to die.
• 54:48
  Maybe Macy could get it, but the rest of them, I don't know.
• 54:51
  I mean, I know they were all along.
• 54:53
  I mean, because, you know, the little fat pirate kid was just,
• 54:55
  you know, he was just being an accomplice.
• 54:58
  Yeah. I mean, the other guy kind of like was remorseful to a degree.
• 55:04
  Like, hey, guys, maybe we shouldn't do this.
• 55:07
  Right. Well, regardless, she loses her glasses, she falls down,
• 55:12
  and she gets, I don't know, really screwed up, emotionally speaking.
• 55:18
  Because all standing around her, she's traumatized.
• 55:23
  CTE for the rest of her life. See you later. Yeah, but right around that time,
• 55:29
  we're hearing real noises.
• 55:31
  And we're hearing real gargling and real conversations of
• 55:34
  kids who are coming out of the gorge and this just
• 55:37
  so happens to be our eight poor victims of
• 55:40
  the legend that we heard about not too long ago and what is
• 55:43
  what does ronda do she puts the up button
• 55:46
  on and lets those kids get what's coming to them so yes the
• 55:49
  the last lapse for her it's a classic last move
• 55:52
  and she lets them all burn which i
• 55:57
  don't know if that's a good guy move or not but she's like
• 56:00
  didn't she freaking drop them to bro is that
• 56:04
  a heel move or a face move that's a heel move all day
• 56:07
  man and you know what that's a heel move that i can get behind
• 56:10
  but man these kids
• 56:12
  are begging for their lives and she's just hit the up button she's
• 56:16
  like peace and hair grease dude i'm out yeah and this is kind of where i come
• 56:21
  into like the sam as the watcher remember in marvel comics uatsu the watcher
• 56:25
  oh totally yeah yeah he only does is observe and record right so So Sam is kind
• 56:31
  of like Uatu in this. He's kind of just standing there.
• 56:34
  He's there when she gets back up. Yeah. Yeah.
• 56:36
  Yeah. They make eye contact as far as so far as I can tell. And they just decide
• 56:41
  with no words to go the opposite directions so he can watch the carnage down in the gorge.
• 56:47
  Well, well, well, did you get the thing? She had the wheelbarrow with the jack-o'-lantern,
• 56:53
  which is a little bit of protection, right?
• 56:55
  Yes. So that's why he didn't go after her. Yeah.
• 56:59
  Because she's observing the traditions of Halloween, I guess.
• 57:02
  That's some good insightful stuff right there, Tom. Yeah. And I think there
• 57:06
  is something to that, too.
• 57:08
  Yes. You're welcome. Thank you, Tom. You're killing it right now.
• 57:13
  I'm not a membership in my pocket.
• 57:17
  And I still don't think Anna Paquin is hot. So we're back with her and she's
• 57:21
  walking down this long corridor, I guess, going to the party area.
• 57:25
  And she's hearing noises and we know we got to know at this stage it's the guy
• 57:30
  with the mask this mysterious man with the mask and he comes i mean i guess
• 57:36
  we don't know that it's him but he comes barreling into the party up over the
• 57:41
  trees like he got launched out of a fucking cannon,
• 57:44
  to crash the party the girls party right i mean his bloody corpse just hits
• 57:48
  the ground like a sack of potatoes he's got nothing left and that's where we
• 57:53
  find out it's our buddy who is it tom Give us the big reveal, Tom,
• 57:59
  Sassos.
• 58:00
  It is our lovely maniac principal. I can't hear anything. It's this thing, man.
• 58:08
  Tom, what kind of Wi-Fi do you have? It's not working.
• 58:13
  Now I can hear. What was your question? That's okay.
• 58:17
  Sassos, pick it up. It's our principal, right? The guy who comes flying out,
• 58:21
  hitting the ground like a sack of potatoes is our principal.
• 58:24
  And yeah, he's asking Who are you people and all this other crap Apparently
• 58:30
  he's not a vampire After all, they take his fake little teeth out And I thought
• 58:35
  it was a pretty big reveal Me personally,
• 58:38
  Yeah, I mean, I was totally stunned. I thought, I had no idea it was going to be that principal guy.
• 58:43
  I was like, I thought that he was like the masked murderer killing everyone at first.
• 58:49
  But little do we find out, he's just a victim in the end. Yeah.
• 58:54
  Oh, yeah. And what is it? He's just laying there with, I guess,
• 58:59
  his leg completely compound fractured.
• 59:02
  We're looking at bone marrow, like Psycho Sid, leg folded up style. It looks gruesome.
• 59:08
  Then we go into our wolf transformation right
• 59:11
  which is i don't know man it's super
• 59:14
  strange it was very the best
• 59:17
  the best part the best part yeah it was
• 59:20
  very cordello of blood i felt like at that point i i
• 59:23
  agree with you and a lot of dancing a lot of
• 59:25
  sensual things happening all at the same time very confused
• 59:29
  boner not sure what the hell was going on here but
• 59:33
  he gets it and i guess a lot of those other quote-unquote dates
• 59:36
  got it too because there's a lot of dead bodies all laying around getting ready
• 59:39
  to get feasted on because they're the main course apparently
• 59:44
  they were the sheep in the
• 59:47
  sheep uh yeah field or whatever yeah
• 59:50
  and let me tell you like a moth to
• 59:53
  a flame all these guys came right up
• 59:56
  to those ladies and asked for it they got in the end a
• 1:00:00
  good uh cautionary tale to our young young listeners out
• 1:00:03
  there don't just go with any girl it just
• 1:00:06
  shows that adam adam's curse on
• 1:00:09
  manhood for eating the apple is never ending
• 1:00:12
  it exists even to this and uh and another and another tale another tale don't
• 1:00:19
  listen to bell no go eat that apple because you only live once wow wind up completely
• 1:00:27
  dead and eat the apple very good because no one got lucky you out in the world, you know that.
• 1:00:32
  This was like the ultimate stripper club experience.
• 1:00:37
  You went with a girl out to the woods thinking one thing and a whole other thing happened.
• 1:00:42
  And your advice is, go for it.
• 1:00:46
  Continue to do it.
• 1:00:49
  Anna Paquin squatting on me. Yeah, rattling you. As she's turning into a werewolf.
• 1:00:57
  That's fine. That's worth the price of admission.
• 1:01:00
  That's all the show, bro. that's it
• 1:01:03
  yeah so and you
• 1:01:06
  know i'm not happy guys on the right he dies in the right fashion well i i guess
• 1:01:13
  to be honest with you man when they're like undressing their skin it was very
• 1:01:18
  hard to watch like she's unzipping her spine area and taking off her human costume i'm like oh my god.
• 1:01:28
  Yes. Yes. And the Marilyn Manson music plays.
• 1:01:32
  And it's very, very much an early 2000s homage.
• 1:01:37
  Moment of silence for Steven, man. Steven Wilkins. See you later,
• 1:01:40
  Bubba. You just about had it.
• 1:01:42
  Yeah. Full on werewolf status. I guess the people who did these special effects
• 1:01:49
  were the same people that did the werewolf special effects on the movie Underworld.
• 1:01:53
  That's why they look so similar.
• 1:01:55
  A lot of the same or similar artists that were on this movie were on that movie as well.
• 1:02:00
  That makes a lot of sense because they're all good.
• 1:02:04
  It's not CGI. It looks good.
• 1:02:07
  Absolutely. I agree with you. Those lichens, they were some hot customers.
• 1:02:12
  But somehow later on in the movie, they all get their their skin back on,
• 1:02:17
  which I'm not going to I don't know if I'm going to get into that.
• 1:02:19
  I don't want to know how the hell that all happens and what that process looks like.
• 1:02:24
  What big eyes you have is the finisher line to our buddy Stephen moment of silence.
• 1:02:29
  OK, so that brings us to Mr. Keeg's house and spite.
• 1:02:34
  Spite is a badass name for a dog is my note. I thought that's pretty neat.
• 1:02:39
  That's all I had. Yeah, I mean, I totally thought it was Spite.
• 1:02:45
  Spite Yeah, so Spite is there To scare trick-or-treaters, and he just steals their candy Outright,
• 1:02:53
  like a good old Grumpy dude who does not celebrate Halloween
• 1:02:57
  at all He's just burning old pictures Burning
• 1:03:00
  old burn barrel full of pictures And Brian
• 1:03:03
  Cox has got Quite the prosthetics on A little
• 1:03:06
  factoid about the prosthetic He is
• 1:03:09
  made to look like john carpenter because of that nose and that scraggly looking
• 1:03:14
  hair he brian cox specifically wanted the character to look like john carpenter
• 1:03:19
  the again the director and writer of halloween another little homage to our
• 1:03:24
  friend who's still around actually i don't know,
• 1:03:28
  i'm talking like i'm talking about him like he's dead
• 1:03:31
  did you guys remember that infomercial rest
• 1:03:34
  in pieces set it
• 1:03:38
  and forget it did you guys have that oh totally i
• 1:03:41
  totally enjoyed that that that infomercial yeah did you have it though did you
• 1:03:47
  actually get a chance to use it oh no no that ain't and forget it yeah it's
• 1:03:52
  like if you put you inject the flavor into the meat and And you put it on like
• 1:03:57
  a spigot or whatever. And it rotates.
• 1:03:59
  And you just set it and forget it.
• 1:04:02
  It was basically like a self-rotisserie that worked on doors.
• 1:04:06
  Yeah, it was pretty cool.
• 1:04:08
  I remember those infomercials and that weirdo guy who I was.
• 1:04:13
  Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yeah. So, yeah, we got the infomercial in the background.
• 1:04:19
  We got Brian Cox, the biggest actor in the movie.
• 1:04:23
  And, and, and, and, you know, like if that guy's in the movie, it's going to be good.
• 1:04:27
  You know, like, yeah, he doesn't do bad movies. He's like Russell Crowe,
• 1:04:31
  Morgan Freeman. They don't do bad things.
• 1:04:35
  Absolutely. And you kind of know what you're going to get, which is a good,
• 1:04:37
  uh, which is a good thing.
• 1:04:39
  So we have eight, another little factoid, eight locks on Mr.
• 1:04:45
  Keeg's door, each lock for one of those kids on that bus.
• 1:04:49
  And I didn't, I did not know that until I looked up some facts about the movie.
• 1:04:54
  I thought that was kind of an interesting one. So this guy, the big reveal is not here yet,
• 1:04:58
  but he's got as many locks on those doors,
• 1:05:02
  is the front and the back door as he does for each one
• 1:05:05
  of those kids that he let die in that gorge which is kind of
• 1:05:08
  neat oh my god kind of cool
• 1:05:10
  right wow yeah i literally had no idea until you said that man oh i mean honestly
• 1:05:17
  like i mean i didn't even know he was the the bus driver until the end yeah
• 1:05:21
  yeah and that's the big reveal right which we'll we will get into that we're
• 1:05:26
  instead I mean, I knew he was a... Go ahead.
• 1:05:29
  Somebody was saying something? Yeah, it was me. What do you got?
• 1:05:33
  I said I knew he was the bus driver at the end of the movie. Oh, you did? You did?
• 1:05:39
  Yeah, when Dale showed up at his door. Well, yeah, but that was a big reveal.
• 1:05:44
  Did you know that beforehand?
• 1:05:45
  At this point, we don't know it's him yet. No, no, no, no.
• 1:05:49
  I'm saying I knew, I realized he was the bus driver, like, at the end of the movie.
• 1:05:55
  Right, right, right. When all the kids showed up at his door.
• 1:05:58
  Yeah, well, that's the big reveal. I think everybody knows at that point that he's the bus driver.
• 1:06:03
  But, like, me, I didn't know who the hell this guy was. I just thought he was a grumpy old dude.
• 1:06:07
  Yeah, so. I'm just stating the obvious like oh he's the bus driver I gotcha
• 1:06:13
  so the screw you line I love that line screw you to Wilkins as he's burying
• 1:06:20
  somebody in his back I mean.
• 1:06:24
  Yeah we got that interwoven storyline so we get to see it from his vantage point
• 1:06:30
  now which is always kind of cool yeah.
• 1:06:35
  I mean I just love how like Like, yeah, they like brought that whole thing back
• 1:06:40
  from a completely different angle.
• 1:06:42
  I just love that aspect of the story. I completely agree.
• 1:06:46
  He goes out of his front yard after hearing something or a doorbell ring with a baseball bat.
• 1:06:52
  And there are pumpkins all over the freaking place. It looks like he stole all
• 1:06:56
  the pumpkins from Rhonda's house and set them up in his front yard out of nowhere.
• 1:07:01
  Did you know that there were no real pumpkins carved in this motion picture?
• 1:07:07
  What? They're all like ceramic. That's a lot of pumpkins.
• 1:07:11
  It's an awful lot of pumpkins. They're all like fake styrofoam or carvable like craft type material.
• 1:07:19
  Yeah. So it's pretty weird that there was a joke on the set.
• 1:07:24
  It looks great. It's a great shot. It does look great. And it is a great shot.
• 1:07:29
  There were no real pumpkins harmed in the making of this motion picture, which was the kind of.
• 1:07:37
  But jake on the set of course we've got
• 1:07:41
  we've got who runs upstairs after sam obviously gets in he grabs his shotgun
• 1:07:45
  chose to head upstairs now i know you guys aren't gun owners but that's a double
• 1:07:50
  barrel shotgun and he i'm hearing pump action all day with the sound effects
• 1:07:55
  and that kills me as a gun owner i'm like this guy this fucking guy there's
• 1:07:58
  no way he's racking anything on that gun.
• 1:08:02
  Okay, so you were the gun owner. Yes. It looked very small.
• 1:08:08
  It's a short barrel and that's okay. What I'm saying is he's got two rounds
• 1:08:13
  in that thing. He's not pump actioning anything.
• 1:08:16
  It's a break action, so he actually breaks open to you to put the shells in and then close it.
• 1:08:21
  Those sound effects are him pumping the rounds in. Oh, so he actually did a pump action too?
• 1:08:28
  Exactly. I didn't notice that. I didn't notice that. They're not matching up
• 1:08:32
  and that's what makes me nuts as a gun owner.
• 1:08:35
  And he's yelling about how he's an NRA member, so whatever.
• 1:08:41
  Alright, so... I'm talking!
• 1:08:44
  He's just a good nra member as our buddy alex baldwin yeah there you go.
• 1:08:52
  I'm not afraid to use it so we've got our friend he's going upstairs first of
• 1:08:58
  all rest in peace spite because we know all good dogs die in our movies that's
• 1:09:04
  that's a moment of silence right there this poor guy all he's doing is protecting
• 1:09:09
  his house and you know he's getting offed Mr.
• 1:09:12
  Key goes upstairs checks the upstairs and gets a sliced ankle for his effort,
• 1:09:20
  yeah and that's kind of when we get the big the big scene of the big visual
• 1:09:24
  scene at least of that like torch pumpkin lit up and all of the trick or treat
• 1:09:32
  lyrics and blood all over his walls and ceilings,
• 1:09:36
  how badass was that that was freaky man yeah blew my mind red rum and that was
• 1:09:43
  that was like like some some red rum shit right there,
• 1:09:47
  i agree uh it blew
• 1:09:50
  my mind because you know he he gets
• 1:09:53
  his ankle sliced but the visual of that like jack-o'-lantern
• 1:09:56
  with this huge torch lit up was like oh my god this guy and trick-or-treat trick-or-treat
• 1:10:04
  all over the house absolutely and then we get our friend sam who crawled over
• 1:10:10
  the bed and we have a face-to-face standoff man it's not good.
• 1:10:16
  You would think you'd be able to kick this little guy's ass But I guess he's
• 1:10:19
  hurt so We'll give him some credit,
• 1:10:22
  I mean and I love how like all the stuff That he's hurting
• 1:10:25
  him with is like Halloween And candy themed Oh yeah Like all the stuff that
• 1:10:30
  he falls down the stairs onto Is like a bunch of like candy with like Razor
• 1:10:34
  blades in them and like sharp things And like cutting his hands It's great And
• 1:10:39
  I thought that was a great touch too Because he falls down and he's got razor blades That's a,
• 1:10:46
  That's a callback to, you know, again, the.
• 1:10:51
  It's a callback to what, Tom? Sassus, are you hearing him?
• 1:10:56
  I lost him when he said it was a call to lost him. Yeah. Yeah, same.
• 1:11:03
  All right. I hear that. I heard your frustration.
• 1:11:11
  The razor blades in the candy was like, you know, remember be afraid of raids
• 1:11:18
  of raids and candy absolutely and he got that candy bar from steve wilkins right,
• 1:11:25
  So you have the next door neighbor's house, yeah. Earlier on in the night,
• 1:11:29
  he like grabbed that candy bar really forcefully out of his little bucket there
• 1:11:33
  that he was giving out candy.
• 1:11:35
  I gotta call bullshit on this. He can he can't get those locks unlocked but
• 1:11:40
  he can load a shotgun. Come on, man.
• 1:11:43
  If some little demon is running, chasing me around the house,
• 1:11:46
  I can get those locks open pretty easily.
• 1:11:49
  But I guess that's just me.
• 1:11:52
  Is this when we got the reveal like with the sack taken off his face yeah this
• 1:11:57
  is this is where he's crawling on the on the freaking ceilings which we didn't
• 1:12:02
  know that he could even do this behind.
• 1:12:05
  He's got spider-man powers yeah he does he
• 1:12:08
  certainly does he's got alien powers you know like in
• 1:12:11
  the movies alien when they're like crawling all over the ceiling when they try
• 1:12:14
  to yeah yeah behind the wall you know yeah absolutely and he certainly does
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  because he makes quite an entrance jumping on keeg's head there is a quite a
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  tussle we see wilkins saying screw you on the opposite end,
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  this is obviously a stunt man or i should
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  say it's a stunt woman it's a woman who's playing
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  the role of sam who is getting
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  there's getting in this brawl for all with mr keeg hence
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  the stature is still like the little kid stature and
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  getting tossed all over the set of this freaking movie i mean there's a
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  hell of a brouhaha forming here a lot
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  of head butting a lot of punching in his face it was
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  pretty cool actually we grab our shotgun i think we i think we blow off around
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  in this guy's head right is that what happens he definitely got him yeah after
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  i think it was before after they ripped the burlap sack and they get revealed
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  the big pumpkin head moment,
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  This was so creepy to me I actually was like Oh my god that's Terrible That's horrifying yeah,
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  The burlap sack It's taken off.
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  He's actually getting bit by the pumpkin head Little monster guy And then he
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  gets a shotgun Around to the dome piece Yeah,
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  Oh we're not there yet no we're there he just got shot across the freaking room
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  we got 9-1-1 can you please hold which i don't know that i've ever heard that one have you ever called.
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  Because my my aunt did 9-1-1 hung up and the cops showed up at my house so yeah
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  see so i mean there's got to be some sort of reasonable 9-1-1 please hold i
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  was like what the hell kind of bullshit little area.
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  I'm dying. I have a demon in my house. Help.
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  I mean, I don't know. And then he gets the phone cord pulled on him,
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  which is so cliche scary movie, which was so great.
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  Yeah, no question. At this point, I'm completely startled. I'm like so...
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  You know, this thing is so fake. I'm just so scared at the moment.
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  I'm so startled. He's under the blanket, just like all covered up.
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  So I'm completely freaked,
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  Yeah. So I agree with you.
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  The phone cord getting pulled is like a totally slasher movie trope,
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  which I think is so great because you can always depend on that phone to not work.
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  Anymore with cell phones, it's kind of hard to get that worked in,
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  but the older movies for sure.
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  Yeah. So we've got the hand that's independent of the body that stabs him in the foot.
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  He goes down again. And the hand slithers over to Sam to get reunited,
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  a little callback to the thing.
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  And then what does he do? He doesn't kill him.
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  He kind of just takes a candy bar and walks out the front door.
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  Yeah, because he gave him a trick or treat. Yeah, there you go.
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  That's all he wanted, right?
• 1:15:29
  Well, at that, I think he kind of knows there's something else.
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  There's another surprise waiting for him later on in the day.
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  I'd like to think that there's some sort of limit that Sam, he can't only but kill one person a night.
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  No, I thought because he gave him the candy, he was like, oh,
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  okay, trick. Yeah. And then he bounces.
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  A treat, and I'm out of here. Okay, thanks for the candy, old man.
• 1:15:53
  I'm out of here. He just wanted candy.
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  That's all. And that's, you know what? He got what he asked for.
• 1:15:59
  It was just a misunderstood maniac killing thing.
• 1:16:03
  Badass scene, though, man. That fight scene, I gotta be honest with you,
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  I thought he was gonna bite it then, no question.
• 1:16:09
  I had no reservations to the fact that Sam was gonna off this guy.
• 1:16:13
  I thought Krieg was done, yeah. I thought Krieg was done.
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  And the reveal is that he was the bus driver which
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  is i was when i first saw this movie man i was
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  like what the hell he's a
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  bus driver unbelievable so he's
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  cursed and that's why he hates halloween so
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  much yeah they showed his picture it burning in the flame i thought that was
• 1:16:35
  great pretty neat yeah i agree with that all right so what we kind of at the
• 1:16:42
  end of this thing we've got king now handing out candies a full participant
• 1:16:47
  in Halloween. He's seen the error of his ways.
• 1:16:51
  And what? He looks across the
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  street and literally all of our stories are intersecting at this point.
• 1:16:56
  We've got the girls driving, which with what looks like New York plates, mind you.
• 1:17:02
  Rhonda almost getting hit by those New York plates, crossing the street with her jack-o'-lantern.
• 1:17:06
  We see our nasty couple fighting on their way up to the house.
• 1:17:10
  And we see Billy Wilkins sitting all on his lonesome on his front porch,
• 1:17:15
  handing out candy with a, I guess, a costume that looks a lot like what his dad was wearing.
• 1:17:22
  This bloody Suit shirt Yeah so kind of like the wrap up here Right like these
• 1:17:29
  were all of our People that we just were following Throughout the entire movie
• 1:17:33
  Yeah I love how they put them all together Again at the end.
• 1:17:38
  4.5 pumpkins 4.5 pumpkins Really I like that Yeah that's a pretty high ranking
• 1:17:45
  It's a 5 pumpkin system So you're going 4.5 That's pretty damn good, Tom,
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  You were impressed So I think just like the story The setting, like just Everything,
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  I think it just all brings together Like the spirit of Halloween And that's
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  why I like it Yeah, totally Sassus, what did you give Pumpkin White? It's not too scary.
• 1:18:09
  It's scary enough But it's not good enough for kids But I think it does reach
• 1:18:14
  a certain level of scary For sure I'm putting it more towards like a 3,
• 1:18:19
  3.5 for me just because like, I mean, we have some like 4s and 5s in my thing.
• 1:18:25
  I'm like Chucky, Freddy, you know, all the big ones.
• 1:18:29
  Those are on like a different plane. This was a great movie.
• 1:18:33
  I think 3.8 maybe at its finest, but it definitely doesn't, I mean,
• 1:18:40
  I have to save a category for those special ones, you know?
• 1:18:43
  I understand For me, it started out as a one, and then I'm like, oh my god, this is great.
• 1:18:51
  Well, it got saved then. You're saying this movie got better as it went on.
• 1:18:55
  It totally got better as it moved on. Like, like when I saw the couple in the first, like, like,
• 1:19:02
  you don't think this would be a movie to like show your like children when they
• 1:19:05
  hit like nine, 10 years old. Oh yeah. It's definitely a good movie.
• 1:19:11
  Yeah. Yeah. I think it's probably a good introductory introductory, scary movie for sure.
• 1:19:17
  My had mine. My rating was a three and three quarters pumpkin rating.
• 1:19:23
  I think it's a damn good movie. It's a cult classic. like we
• 1:19:25
  described already before i thought it was a fun energetic underrated
• 1:19:29
  type of a movie sometimes a little bit campy but
• 1:19:33
  like it always took itself seriously enough to where
• 1:19:36
  it kind of entered those scary parts in
• 1:19:39
  which i thought was really cool we did not we did not go
• 1:19:42
  over the fact that keeg gets it at the end with
• 1:19:45
  with those kids coming back to to off them
• 1:19:48
  uh which is suitable and i think kind of satisfying really
• 1:19:51
  he gets no moment of silence because screw that guy I
• 1:19:54
  think I think that puts the movie up higher
• 1:19:57
  than it would have been yeah I agree together yeah I completely agree so closing
• 1:20:04
  thoughts I thought the soundtrack was pretty decent I didn't really do too much
• 1:20:08
  work on the soundtrack part of it because some soundtracks are better than others
• 1:20:11
  I thought this was kind of generic a little bit but what are your what are your guys closing thoughts.
• 1:20:16
  Yeah, I mean, I think that a lot of things that you thought was going to happen
• 1:20:20
  didn't happen, but I think I was, like, most of the time, horror movies are
• 1:20:26
  pretty predictable. These were not.
• 1:20:30
  Yeah, that's a good point, because a lot of times they follow those same old
• 1:20:34
  horror movie tropes, and it follows a formula a little bit too much.
• 1:20:41
  I think you're right. I think this one kind of was a little bit of a curveball. Tom, what do you think?
• 1:20:44
  I apologize for my crappy Wi-Fi so
• 1:20:48
  I'll just have time this like I said I just think it's
• 1:20:51
  it's a really good Halloween movie yeah
• 1:20:55
  I didn't think it was too scary so 4.5
• 1:20:59
  pumpkins 4.5 I found that cool very cool guys well let's see next then I whenever
• 1:21:08
  we put this out it'll be like the next week after we're gonna The next homework
• 1:21:14
  assignment is going to be Sleepaway Camp,
• 1:21:16
  1983's horror movie Sleepaway Camp.
• 1:21:19
  It's a B-movie, but I think you guys are really going to enjoy it because it's
• 1:21:24
  got a lot of super funny slash horrifying stuff.
• 1:21:30
  I don't know, like sub themes that get brought up.
• 1:21:35
  And I think, I think Sleepaway Camp will be a good movie to kind of continue
• 1:21:40
  on our way with horror movie mavens.
• 1:21:43
  I have to say, guys, I think this went pretty well, all things considered.
• 1:21:47
  And I'm super pumped. I thought this was, I thought this turned out really well.
• 1:21:51
  Wi-Fi, you know, barring any Wi-Fi issues, I still think it's turned out pretty
• 1:21:54
  good. What do you guys think?
• 1:21:57
  Yeah, I mean, I think this was good. Like I said, big chunks of things I could
• 1:22:04
  not Understand both of you I feel bad, man, because we were like Reaching out
• 1:22:10
  to you and you just were gone,
• 1:22:12
  And then there were Some things you were saying that I could not Hear you at
• 1:22:16
  all, but, you know, it's all gravy Man Right now It's just like.
• 1:22:25
  Definitely roast the occasion, bro Yeah Well, maybe it's a platform issue I
• 1:22:30
  don't know, but we'll figure it all out Well, for your host Bad Luck Bill,
• 1:22:36
  Doomstone Tom And our so-startled Sassos We're going to sign off NG,
• 1:22:42
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• 1:22:44
  Pick up and take a look at And check back in with us We'll have lots of content
• 1:22:49
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