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Mark's 11am Monologue. · The Mark Simone Show

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  Speaker 1: He's more Mark.
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  Speaker 2: It's the Marximone Show on seven tenor.
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  Speaker 1: Woll Hey loves to get too. If you're interested in
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  Speaker 1: plastic surgery, be listening. Later in this hour, we'll get
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  Speaker 1: to the Meyrill Race. We'll get back to that and
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  Speaker 1: a whole lot more. You know, the sombrero videos are
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  Speaker 1: the best part of the shutdown. Don't worry about a shutdown.
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  Speaker 1: We have a government shutdown every couple of years. Happens
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  Speaker 1: all the time. You've been through a dozen of them.
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  Speaker 1: You don't even remember any of them. Remember twenty eighteen, No,
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  Speaker 1: that was the longest one ever, thirty five days. That
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  Speaker 1: was during Trump's first term. So you'll get through this
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  Speaker 1: just fine. But the best part was the It started
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  Speaker 1: with Hakeem Jeffries, who's this pompous, way too serious, humorless
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  Speaker 1: guy who stands up there and says everybody's gonna die. Well,
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  Speaker 1: they made a video with him with a sombrero on
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  Speaker 1: and a Mexican looking mustache and this great music. I
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  Speaker 1: love this music. But you got to go watch them.
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  Speaker 1: They're hysterical to look at. They're very very Wait a minute,
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  Speaker 1: how do I stop this thing? I'm playing it on
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  Speaker 1: my phone. I can't stop it, but go watch them.
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  Speaker 1: They're up on my Twitter. The sombrero videos of Hakim Jeffreys,
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  Speaker 1: of Schumer, there's one of every Democrat. They're hysterical. Now
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  Speaker 1: then these pompous, humorless democrats are all over MSNBC and
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  Speaker 1: everywhere going it's this bigoted, the bigotry of these videos.
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  Speaker 1: It's racist, it's bigotry. It's this, it's a he copied
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  Speaker 1: it from you, guys. You guys did it to him.
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  Speaker 1: He copied it from you. Do you remember there was
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  Speaker 1: a they tried this for two seconds, Taco Trump. What
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  Speaker 1: did taco stand for? Trump? Always chickens out, But they
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  Speaker 1: kept calling him Taco Trump. And they put out millions
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  Speaker 1: of videos of him with a sombrero, him with the mustache,
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  Speaker 1: him with the Mexican music, and him on a taco truck.
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  Speaker 1: It was Taco Trump. There were millions and millions of videos.
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  Speaker 1: That's where he got the idea. He's using your technique.
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  Speaker 1: So if it's just disgusting and bigoted, you guys are
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  Speaker 1: the ones that invented it, so blame yourselves. In Chicago
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  Speaker 1: right now, there's big protesting at an ice facility. Crazy
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  Speaker 1: left wing Democrats protesting Ice. It's pretty funny if you
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  Speaker 1: think about it, these left wing, these Democrats yelling at
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  Speaker 1: the Ice Curt, what are you doing enforcing the law?
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  Speaker 1: Cut that out, Stop enforcing the law. It's just getting
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  Speaker 1: more and more ridiculous, which is great. As you head
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  Speaker 1: to the midterm elections, Democrats will wipe themselves out. Traditionally,
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  Speaker 1: a new president loses the Congress in a mid term
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  Speaker 1: two years in. There are exceptions. This will probably be one.
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  Speaker 1: Democrats going so far to the left they'll never find
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  Speaker 1: their way back to the middle and sanity. You know,
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  Speaker 1: we're talking about the mayoral race last hour. Here's there's
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  Speaker 1: problem with Cuomo. Here's this big problem besides the fact
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  Speaker 1: everybody hates him. He's creepy, and besides the fact that
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  Speaker 1: he's made so many enemies. You know, you notice he's
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  Speaker 1: got these endorsements the union, electrical workers Union, the plumbers union.
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  Speaker 1: What the hell do I care what the plumbers union thinks.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, if I need my sink fixed, I care
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  Speaker 1: what they think. But the political situation, I don't go
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  Speaker 1: to the plumbers union anytime I'm trying to decide a
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  Speaker 1: political issue. I don't call my electrician. I don't call
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  Speaker 1: the plumber and ask him about so who cares what
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  Speaker 1: these unions do. The big endorsements would come from big leaders,
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  Speaker 1: especially in all Beney and all that, but they all
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  Speaker 1: hated him. Cuomo threatened everybody who was the biggest bully there.
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  Speaker 1: So the problem is he's running against this very left
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  Speaker 1: wing socialist Kami mam Dami or is Al Sharpton called
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  Speaker 1: him Mam Dammy Mamdanni. And Cuomo is now running as
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  Speaker 1: the centrist, old fashioned, middle of the road Democrat, which
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  Speaker 1: is a total lie. He's putting on this act and
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  Speaker 1: it's killing him with Democrats as the problem is, he
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  Speaker 1: looks old. He's got that same shirt that Fredo wore
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  Speaker 1: in The Godfather in Cuba, and he just looks old
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  Speaker 1: and tired, like an old dinosaur. And if he just
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  Speaker 1: ran as himself, he's more to the left than Mam Donnie.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody's done more left wing crazy things in office than Cuomo.
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  Speaker 1: Cuomo's the guy that gave us no bail, no jail.
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  Speaker 1: Culoma was the guy that literally just closed the prisons
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  Speaker 1: and let the prisoners out. If he would just do
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  Speaker 1: that stuff, he could capture these young Mam Damie voters.
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  Speaker 1: You know, that would be the campaign that would win
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  Speaker 1: if he actually tried that, if he just went to
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  Speaker 1: them and said, you know he's talking about it, I've
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  Speaker 1: actually done it, I can get it done. I'm the
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  Speaker 1: only one that's actually let prisoners out. I'm the only
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  Speaker 1: one that's defund I've actually defunded the cops. It'd be
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  Speaker 1: a campaign that would win these crazy left wing and
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  Speaker 1: he's afraid to do that for all kinds of reasons.
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  Speaker 1: But listen, this is actual Cuomo video from back then
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  Speaker 1: when he was the most radical governor ever. Listened to
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  Speaker 1: this video. If he ran this in a campaign ad,
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  Speaker 1: he could win those young social assistant to Cuomo as governor.
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  Speaker 1: The crazy things he did. Wait a minute, Wait a minute,
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  Speaker 1: where it's the sound here?
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  Speaker 2: It is this bail system once in for all.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, hang on, hang on, I'll get it.
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  Speaker 2: That's whether you're rich or poor. We're gonna on the
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  Speaker 2: cash bail system once in for all. We're going to
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  Speaker 2: do it in New York, and we're going to do
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  Speaker 2: it this year. We have to have moral alternatives to incarceration,
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  Speaker 2: strict timelines on court dates, and we have to eliminate
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  Speaker 2: the racial bias that is pervasive in our criminal justice system.
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  Speaker 2: As governor of the State of New York, I can't
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  Speaker 2: tell you how proud I am to have closed more
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  Speaker 2: prisons than any governor in the history of the state.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm not done yet.
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  Speaker 1: Now, this is a radical, radical, left wing, far left guy.
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  Speaker 1: If he would just go back to being himself, run
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  Speaker 1: that video, run it as your campaign had, you'll steal
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  Speaker 1: votes from Mom Donnie. That's how you could really stop
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  Speaker 1: Mom Donnie. If Cuomo ran as himself that very very
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  Speaker 1: very radical left wing governor that he was, he and
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  Speaker 1: Mom Donnie would split up that radical vote and then
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  Speaker 1: be easy for Curtis to walk right in. Curtis is
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  Speaker 1: finally running a lot of ads, and he's finally hitting
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  Speaker 1: Cuomo with the nursing home stuff, and it's all leading
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  Speaker 1: up to the debate. October sixteenth is the big debate.
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  Speaker 1: October sixteenth, it'll be on Channel four. There's a second
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  Speaker 1: debate six days later that's on New York One. Nobody
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  Speaker 1: really sees New York One, and it's not that anybody
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  Speaker 1: watches Channel four. It's not a big audience, but it
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  Speaker 1: goes all over the internet. It goes viral. So if
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  Speaker 1: something big happens in that debate October sixteenth, that's where
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  Speaker 1: the race could change. That could be the turning point.
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  Speaker 1: If there's going to be a turning point. And again
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  Speaker 1: I keep repeating this. The other thing is turnout. If
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  Speaker 1: we get what we'll be getting the last three or
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  Speaker 1: four elections, no turnout eighteen percent, turnout twenty percent. That's
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  Speaker 1: where the radical left wing can win because they'll always
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  Speaker 1: turn out. If you go back to the old days
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  Speaker 1: of seventy five eighty five percent turnout, that's where Mom
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  Speaker 1: Donnie loses because all the normal people come out. It's
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  Speaker 1: all about turnout. Taylor Swift album dropped last night at midnight. Now,
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  Speaker 1: you know it's tough nowadays you don't make You know,
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  Speaker 1: in the old days of phonograph albums, what did they cost?
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  Speaker 1: I don't even remember. But you know, people buy the
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  Speaker 1: album or the CD. You know, they go buy your CD.
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  Speaker 1: It's twenty dollars. So there's twenty dollars every sale. You know.
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  Speaker 1: Now it's downloading, you're lucky if you get thirty cents.
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  Speaker 1: It's all down loading or streaming. It's mostly streaming, so
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  Speaker 1: you don't get the money anyway. Now you've got to
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  Speaker 1: make all your money now by doing a concert tour.
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  Speaker 1: Taylor Swift is the king of concert tours. I don't
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  Speaker 1: think anybody's ever made more money on tour. She's become
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  Speaker 1: a billionaire doing that. But very smart marketing, very smart
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  Speaker 1: business person. So what she's done. As soon as the
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  Speaker 1: album drops, the merchandising drops with it. So yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: can just stream the songs and pay three cents or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: But everything is being sold right now, and we don't
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  Speaker 1: have any numbers yet, but she's been selling shirts, sweaters, gloves, hats, everything,
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  Speaker 1: Taylor Swift everything with the new album logo on it.
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  Speaker 1: Very very smart. You know, when you're somebody like Taylor
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  Speaker 1: Swift and you play Madison Square Garden. Actually she's too
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  Speaker 1: big now. She plays stadiums, but a lot of big.
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  Speaker 1: Let's say you're playing Madison Square Garden, big, big, big, superstit.
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  Speaker 1: You get two and a half million, three million for
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  Speaker 1: the concert, But the merchandising, you know, she'll actually make
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  Speaker 1: five or six hundred thousand dollars in the lobby before
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  Speaker 1: anybody even walks in. Five or six hundred thousand just
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  Speaker 1: on merchandise, just on just on the T shirt sales,
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  Speaker 1: all that kind of stuff. It's become an amazing, amazing business.
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  Speaker 1: So what else the Yankees Tomorrow night, that's gonna be. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: that's gonna be the big, big first game of the
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  Speaker 1: series tomorrow night. It's actually it's four o'clock tomorrow afternoon,
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  Speaker 1: four o'clock. Hey, we were talking last hour about TikTok.
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  Speaker 1: Will it become safe? Will your data no longer be
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  Speaker 1: in the hands of the communist Chinese? Well, it will
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  Speaker 1: now be controlled by a US led group. And exactly
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  Speaker 1: who is that? It's Oracle, So that's Larry Ellison. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna sneeze in a bit. Wait a minute, Oracle company
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  Speaker 1: called Silver Lake and then Dreasen Horowitz and Dreasen Horrowitz.
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  Speaker 1: What a name. But they'll control it. Under the TikTok
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  Speaker 1: divestment law passed by Congress, Chinese ownership cannot exceed twenty percent,
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  Speaker 1: so will be in the hands of American tech companies
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  Speaker 1: KKR that's Henry Cravis and Company General Atlantic. This is
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  Speaker 1: a tough choice. Who would you trust with all your data?
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  Speaker 1: Communist Chinese or Silicon Valley. I don't know, so I
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  Speaker 1: gotta have to think about that one for a while. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: it's autumn. It's officially fall now. Of course you all
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  Speaker 1: the jokes about this pumpkin spice coffee and pumpkin spice,
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  Speaker 1: this and that, but it's worse than that. For instance,
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  Speaker 1: Trader Joe's has this is a big thing with them
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  Speaker 1: every autumn, the Trader Joe's Autumn menu. People go crazy
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  Speaker 1: for this stuff. The biggest winner this season Trader Joe's
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  Speaker 1: butternut squash mac and cheese. I don't know, but these
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  Speaker 1: are these traders. It's like a cult, this Trader Joe's.
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  Speaker 1: They're very proud of that. The canvas Trader Joe's bag
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  Speaker 1: very very cultish. The other one is a butternut squashed lasagna.
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  Speaker 1: That doesn't sound good either. Another big cellar that cocoa
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  Speaker 1: truffles with maple syrup sounds even worse. Autumn harvest pasta sauce. Again,
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  Speaker 1: you got to be a cult member there in the
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  Speaker 1: Trader Joe's cult. Maple ice cream sandwiches, eh, salted maple
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  Speaker 1: cold foam creamer. Again, none of this sounds good. Maple
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  Speaker 1: spice nut mix, maple and sea salt, cattle corn, but
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  Speaker 1: this is very very, very big with the Trader Trader
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  Speaker 1: Joe's crowd. Costco same thing. They all go crazy about
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  Speaker 1: certain things there, but they're bringing back some of the
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  Speaker 1: fan favorites. Costco. You know their store brand is Kirkland.
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  Speaker 1: Kirkland is the town they come from. Costco the signature
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  Speaker 1: butter cinnamon sugar loaf, which comes in ghosts. But apparently
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  Speaker 1: people go crazy for this. It's the most addictive thing
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  Speaker 1: in the world, butter cinnamon sugar loaf, and whenever it
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  Speaker 1: shows up on the shelves, people just line up for it.
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  Speaker 1: It's only nine to ninety nine. It's they point out,
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  Speaker 1: it's not the healthiest thing in the world. Nearly a
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  Speaker 1: full stick of butter is baked into each loaf. In fact,
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  Speaker 1: another woman on Instagram showed the loaf rolled around in
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  Speaker 1: melted buttered that's how you get the coating to stick.
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  Speaker 1: One serving is four hundred and ten calories thirty three
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  Speaker 1: grams of sugar. That's a lot. That's a lot. It's
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  Speaker 1: not the healthiest thing for you, but nobody has. They
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  Speaker 1: do have great food. You got to give it to
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  Speaker 1: a Trader Joe, not Trader Joe's, but Costco. Trader Joe's
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  Speaker 1: I gotta live one out. Hey, Harvard, Now this is
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  Speaker 1: an interesting story. President Trump has been all over Harvard
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  Speaker 1: and he's now got them caving in left and right.
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  Speaker 1: Harvard has agreed to pay five hundred million. And what
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  Speaker 1: they're going to do, they're going to operate a network,
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  Speaker 1: a nationwide network of trade schools. Now, you know, one
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  Speaker 1: of our great sponsors is Lincoln Tech. When it comes
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  Speaker 1: to these trade schools, they're a great thing for many
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  Speaker 1: many kids. This is the answer trade school. Nobody better
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  Speaker 1: than Lincoln Tech. But Harvard is now being forced to
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  Speaker 1: get into the game. And President Trump has said over
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  Speaker 1: and over this, it's so important to have these trade schools.
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  Speaker 1: There's a lot of kids that they don't need to
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  Speaker 1: be lawyers or doctors. They want to be plumbers, they
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  Speaker 1: want to be a h fact, they want to be
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  Speaker 1: in various industries. You go to this tech school, you know,
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  Speaker 1: you immediately got a career. You graduate Harvard with your
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  Speaker 1: degree in liberal arts, you end up living in your parents'
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  Speaker 1: house for ten years. But President Trump said, we used
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  Speaker 1: to have a lot of trade schools in this country.
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  Speaker 1: We don't anymore, and we need them back. So part
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  Speaker 1: of the settlement with Harvard. They're going to spend five
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  Speaker 1: hundred million open a network of trade schools focus on
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  Speaker 1: artificial intelligence, engineering, and other technical skills. Well, see, there
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  Speaker 1: you go, Harvard trying to catch up with Lincoln Tech.
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  Speaker 1: Pretty good. Hey, we'll take some calls in a moment.
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  Speaker 1: Eight hundred three two one zero seven ten is the number.
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  Speaker 1: Eight hundred three two one zero seven ten