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Johnjay has audio but we are hearing it for the first time WITH YOU GUYS · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Andrew, Good morning. What's going on?
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  Speaker 2: Hi?
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  Speaker 3: This is Andrea.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, Hi, Andrea. You're on the air, John Jaye Rich, Hi,
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  Speaker 4: I want to hear your story. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So I heard about Kyle doing the scavenger hunt, and
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  Speaker 3: I actually did that with my husband ten years ago.
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  Speaker 3: I did it around the valley and I did it
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  Speaker 3: at different stores. I did it at PetSmart because when
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  Speaker 3: we first met we had a goldfish. I did it
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  Speaker 3: Nike and Smoothie places. He had no idea, So I
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  Speaker 3: actually contacted his job and that's how I started it,
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  Speaker 3: and I set it up at different like I had
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  Speaker 3: little clues everywhere. It's possible, Kyle. I know you can
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  Speaker 3: do it. You just have to just have to set
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  Speaker 3: it up with all the little masters and have to
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  Speaker 3: be a little persistent.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but ten years ago people were nicer. Yea, I
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  Speaker 1: think it'll work out.
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  Speaker 5: I don't mind going ahead of time and that same
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  Speaker 5: day I get it, like, we'll work it out. But
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  Speaker 5: you're right, do you need to speak to a manager
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  Speaker 5: because most of the employees are like, I don't know
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  Speaker 5: if we can do that, and they don't want to
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  Speaker 5: get in trouble either, So that's a good idea.
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  Speaker 1: Just go straight to the top.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, that's a cute idea.
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  Speaker 2: Though.
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  Speaker 5: Was it just like a date night or was it
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  Speaker 5: an anniversary present that you did this scavenger hunt for him?
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  Speaker 3: I actually can't even remember. It's ten years ago.
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  Speaker 2: Was really cute because he's still out there looking for clues.
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  Speaker 2: Probably right.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, Rich, you're so funny, Andrea, thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you, you're so funny.
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  Speaker 1: Rich. Did you guys catch.
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  Speaker 4: That line he just said, he is very funny? I know,
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  Speaker 4: because there's there's a text about how funny you are.
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  Speaker 1: It says.
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  Speaker 4: Now, keep in mind, I have to go far away
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  Speaker 4: from a microphone to read this text, because it's my
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  Speaker 4: computer is three feet away from a microphone. Your clicking
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  Speaker 4: the text, says Rich says some of the funniest one liners,
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  Speaker 4: and no one there ever acknowledges. I just about peed
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  Speaker 4: myself laughing so hard when he said, quote just confirming
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  Speaker 4: your reservation unquote stah. I don't know what she's talking
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  Speaker 4: about it because none of us heard it.
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  Speaker 2: Out of context. I don't know what that means either,
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  Speaker 2: Con I don't know what that is.
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  Speaker 1: That was twenty minutes ago.
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  Speaker 2: Hilarios. I'm so glad you're amused. I'm glad that somebody
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  Speaker 2: listening gets you are gets the thing that you.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, Kyle does Easton love the fact that his name
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  Speaker 4: is on a baseball bat.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah he does, because it's actually we.
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  Speaker 5: It's on his baseball bat, it's on his baseball bag,
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  Speaker 5: it's on his baseball helmet.
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  Speaker 1: He's got all things.
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, we don't even have to put your name.
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  Speaker 1: On it there, I can just take someone else's bag.
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  Speaker 1: My name's on it. Back off ran Uh.
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  Speaker 4: You John Jay and Rich You guys should count how
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  Speaker 4: many quote likes Peyton just said when talking about Senior Night.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, I can't help it. We all do it. It's okay, Sorry,
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  Speaker 2: why you are?
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  Speaker 1: Why where'd that come from?
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  Speaker 2: We all know I do it?
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  Speaker 1: Why highlight it? You know what it's.
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  Speaker 4: Don't worry about me again.
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  Speaker 1: You know that's the way it happens.
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  Speaker 4: My son, Kemp, I think, is extremely intelligent and can
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  Speaker 4: really form a sentence, and he does incredible work. And
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  Speaker 4: he does I've read some of his thesis papers and
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  Speaker 4: stuff like that. When you talk to him like I
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  Speaker 4: was like like the doctor, Like I'm like, shut up,
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  Speaker 4: just talk man.
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  Speaker 2: It's more metaphor. It's not so many similes.
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  Speaker 1: Jeez.
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  Speaker 2: It is hard to do, especially like for me.
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  Speaker 6: If I'm really excited about something, I'm dropping the like.
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  Speaker 2: Every other word, like happens.
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  Speaker 5: We need to make a new bumper sticker like happens.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even think I notice it when you say
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  Speaker 2: it anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's often. Okay.
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  Speaker 4: So I wanted to play something for you, and the
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  Speaker 4: thing is, again, I have to set this up. We're
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  Speaker 4: in a different studio and I cannot listen to anything
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  Speaker 4: that I have that I want to play. But there's
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  Speaker 4: something going viral that's blowing up and I've heard it
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  Speaker 4: from three or four different angles. I haven't here, so
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  Speaker 4: we will all be listening to the first time together.
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  Speaker 4: Although what I'm about to do is the first thing
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  Speaker 4: they tell you in radio, don't ever play anything on
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  Speaker 4: the radio without listening to it first. But I'm going
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  Speaker 4: to break that rule because it's a guy that's gone
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  Speaker 4: viral for absolutely nailing an impression of every maid of honor.
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  Speaker 1: Speech at a wedding. Have you seen this yet? No?
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  Speaker 1: And I figure it sounds safe, right? Does that sound safe?
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  Speaker 6: No?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: So right now, a musician who's played at too many weddings.
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  Speaker 4: Account posted his impression of every maid of honor speech,
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  Speaker 4: and he nails it.
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  Speaker 1: What it says, Here we go.
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  Speaker 7: Webster's Dictionary defines love as I promise myself that I
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  Speaker 7: wouldn't cry.
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  Speaker 1: But Caitlin and I have.
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  Speaker 7: Been through so much together, spending the summers playing with
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  Speaker 7: barbies at my dad's beach mansion, to fighting over Dylan
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  Speaker 7: and Blake during middle school.
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  Speaker 1: We have literally been through thick and thin.
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  Speaker 6: I'll never forget the time at brunch where you said
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  Speaker 6: you were going to get one picture of Mimosa's, but
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  Speaker 6: you ended up getting two, Kaitlyn, I'll never forget that.
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  Speaker 6: I just want to d with a Chinese proverb, live
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  Speaker 6: the laugh you love, or you'll never love the laugh
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  Speaker 6: you live.
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  Speaker 2: Everyone.
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  Speaker 5: Now, what would be great is if someone actually copied
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  Speaker 5: that exact speech and then use it as their speech. Right, yes,
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  Speaker 5: And they're like, when did we get to Mimosas?
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  Speaker 1: Don't worry about us? That's pretty damn good, right anyway?
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  Speaker 1: What else?
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  Speaker 4: So I brought it to show the TV the Chair Company.
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  Speaker 4: Is anyone else watching it? You started watching Loot?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Well it's funny because I've been on this apple TV
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  Speaker 5: kit because I've been watching Slow Horses but the annoying
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  Speaker 5: thing about Slow Horses is that they only drop one
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  Speaker 5: episode a week, so.
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  Speaker 2: It's like bah.
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  Speaker 5: But what Apple TV will do is they'll just start
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  Speaker 5: another show right afterwards. And they started the show with
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  Speaker 5: Maya Rudolph called Loot, and I started watching it. The
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  Speaker 5: episodes are sure, it's a comedy. Maya Rudolph plays this
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  Speaker 5: billionaire and she's married to this guy and she finds
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  Speaker 5: out that he's cheating on her, so she divorced him,
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  Speaker 5: but in the divorce, she gets half of his riches,
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  Speaker 5: which is eighty seven billion dollars, and so the show
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  Speaker 5: is basically her realizing she has this foundation that helps
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  Speaker 5: unhoused people and she's trying to get involved and they're
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  Speaker 5: kind of annoyed because she, like her life is not
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  Speaker 5: altogether at this point, and so it's.
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  Speaker 2: Actually very funny.
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  Speaker 5: And I was like, oh, good, there's there's more than
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  Speaker 5: a couple of episodes, because there's only at this point,
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  Speaker 5: there was only three episodes of Slow Horses out and
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, oh, just waiting for it to end.
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  Speaker 1: And then I look at the episode list.
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  Speaker 5: It's got three seasons.
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  Speaker 4: All right, I think there's a scene from that show
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  Speaker 4: that went viral a year or so ago. I think
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  Speaker 4: if you guys can find it, it is absolutely hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: Cannot play it on the radio. It's her going on
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  Speaker 1: hot Ones.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yes, there's a lot of swearing.
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  Speaker 2: I thought that was a real Hot Ones episode.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta go watch the show then, because.
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  Speaker 2: It's hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: Is so I didn't know when you said that.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, all, So number one on Netflix is a Diplomat
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  Speaker 4: and that is season three. I'm on that show and
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  Speaker 4: that is so good. And just to give you a
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  Speaker 4: heads up on season three, it's episode one. It's the
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  Speaker 4: president dies of a heart attack, and when you see
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  Speaker 4: what happens and how they change and who fills in
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  Speaker 4: obviously vice president, but the whole if that's real, you're like,
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  Speaker 4: you're very impressed with the system that we have.
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  Speaker 2: It's pretty football game.
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  Speaker 4: But how they're going to swear the swear her in
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  Speaker 4: and where they do it and how they got to
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  Speaker 4: do it because where they are and we can't do
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  Speaker 4: it here because we're in another country, but we need
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  Speaker 4: to swear her and immediately we got I mean, it's
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  Speaker 4: it's it's just NonStop it's really really good.
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  Speaker 5: Do you feel like if you didn't watch the second season,
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  Speaker 5: you could just hop on the third season and be
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  Speaker 5: just fine.
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  Speaker 4: No, well unless you go to the last EPI because
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  Speaker 4: the last episode you find out the president dies, and
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  Speaker 4: then the first episode of season three is how they
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  Speaker 4: kind of get into it.
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  Speaker 1: But it's season two is not bad. Season one's really good.
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  Speaker 1: You saw it.
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  Speaker 2: I watched season one.
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  Speaker 5: I remember really liking it, and then for some reason
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  Speaker 5: I didn't connect to season two. But maybe I gotta
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  Speaker 5: give it another try.