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Fill it with Sand | Son of a Boy Dad #336 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 4: is September seventeenth. It is one to fifty seven p m.
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  Speaker 4: We are here live from HQ tres.
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  Speaker 5: Dude, I'm at a point now where I like, don't
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  Speaker 5: want to say anything about someone that I like, because
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  Speaker 5: I've been predicting people dying.
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  Speaker 4: What who else died?
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  Speaker 5: I brought up all the President's men and Robert Redford
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  Speaker 5: the next day.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I would hate if somebody watched Save the
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  Speaker 1: Last Dance less my favorite actress, Julius Styles dies.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know. Wait, what do you mean he's calling
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  Speaker 4: for her death?
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  Speaker 1: The opposite, the opposite. What are you talking about it?
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying I would hate it if Julius.
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  Speaker 4: Like the fucking anime.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm not, dude, I'm not. I'm not giving her
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  Speaker 1: a monkey's paul.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not writing her name the notebook. Oh yeah, what
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  Speaker 4: is that death note? I think death note? Do you
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  Speaker 4: ever see that? No, it's a pretty good concept.
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  Speaker 1: What are you saying to the mirror three times Biggie
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  Speaker 1: Smalls or.
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  Speaker 5: Something like that.
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  Speaker 1: Samman, sam Man red Rum. You basically said red Rum
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  Speaker 1: into the mirror multiple times. In Robert Redford, who is
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  Speaker 1: an all time arian.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, the people said that they thought that I might
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  Speaker 5: look like him. The photos of my dad when my
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  Speaker 5: dad was younger are eerily somehow really.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, alright, P to a goat r P.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, he was so good.
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  Speaker 1: The jinks.
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  Speaker 4: With the documentary Robert Durst. I just watched that documentary
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  Speaker 4: for the first time. That's the one I've only seen
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  Speaker 4: part every I've only seen part one. Spoilers, don't watch
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  Speaker 4: part It's not worth it. No, Oh, I only knew.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, how are they going to uncover another murder? Like,
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  Speaker 1: how are they possibly going to beat the first one?
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  Speaker 5: Wait a minute, are you talking about episode one? No,
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  Speaker 5: I'm I'm talking about all the episodes within part of
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  Speaker 5: all the episodes. Yeah, when he implicates himself or he.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, the first season was insane.
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  Speaker 5: It's the best true crime probably the best true crime.
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  Speaker 5: Doctor is I don't know about that. The fact that
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  Speaker 5: the documentary filmmakers are catch him yeah, because he's hot
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  Speaker 5: mic while he's peeing.
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  Speaker 4: That was that was so fucking crazy, but it almost
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  Speaker 4: kind of seemed like.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, imagine saying that to yourself.
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  Speaker 4: No, that's why I think. I think he wanted out.
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  Speaker 4: I think he knew it was fucked, and.
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  Speaker 5: I think he's just an old man who forgot that
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  Speaker 5: he had a mic on.
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  Speaker 4: Probably definitely, I don't know. I mean that was that
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  Speaker 4: was it was two pert. Where do you think the
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  Speaker 4: mic was killed? All of them? Like, just while you're
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  Speaker 4: taking a piss, the mic peaks. This is not good.
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  Speaker 4: They found out that I've killed every one of the
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  Speaker 4: people they accused.
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  Speaker 1: Me of, such a clean confession.
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  Speaker 4: Anyways, time to pee.
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  Speaker 1: Now, do you think that he was eped? He didn't
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  Speaker 1: take a dump? Right, because if he dumped, that means
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  Speaker 1: the mic was connected to the back of his pants,
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  Speaker 1: and that's a prime chance of that falling in the toilet.
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  Speaker 5: If it's fake, if you dump, then the evidence is
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  Speaker 5: not admissible in court. That's what they say.
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  Speaker 1: I've often heard that Francis, you've barely touched your bag
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  Speaker 1: of green cream.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I haven't touched your bags yet.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not really sure. I want my bag of green cream.
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  Speaker 4: I get it, Like I get the idea, you know,
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  Speaker 4: like it's fun, like, oh, we're drinking, We're drinking our
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  Speaker 4: drinks out of a bag. But don't you kind of
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  Speaker 4: just wish it was a cup.
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  Speaker 5: More than anything in the world. I am not happy.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, you guys look to be drinking my thing
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  Speaker 5: out of trash.
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  Speaker 4: And then the fact that it's like, I mean that
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  Speaker 4: would you could spill that easily?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, if you get angry, it's like going
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  Speaker 1: through the room.
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  Speaker 4: Expected to actually pope exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, damn it.
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  Speaker 4: What I mean it it came out through nine different angles.
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was there was so.
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  Speaker 4: Many different ways and.
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  Speaker 1: It would just go to the top, not that would
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  Speaker 1: actually pop out the top at least forever.
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  Speaker 4: Now, I mean, do you think they're saving money on that?
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  Speaker 1: They have to be, has to be how they protect
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  Speaker 1: their margin serving ask coffee. I mean, this is an
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  Speaker 1: ivy bag. Yeah, this is a colostomy.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, drinks in a bag, like unless you're at like
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  Speaker 4: a frat party slapping a bag of wine.
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  Speaker 5: Imagine imagine the being the guy that goes to raise
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  Speaker 5: the money to start this coffee chain. Yeah, are you
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  Speaker 5: know how cups? You know coffee typically comes not anymore?
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  Speaker 1: Do you think he leaves with that, or do you
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  Speaker 1: think he liked that he like tried to sweep under
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  Speaker 1: the road.
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  Speaker 4: I think it came to him. He was like, guys,
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  Speaker 4: I know this is gonna sound crazy, but I was
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  Speaker 4: drinking my ice coffee out of a ziplock. Last the cups,
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  Speaker 4: I just went curigs straight into a ziplock.
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  Speaker 1: I've been like super hungover on the toilet before and
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  Speaker 1: the only thing that like, and I needed water And
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  Speaker 1: it was like whatever was in like reaching distance while
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  Speaker 1: I was shitting, Yeah, and it was a I drank
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  Speaker 1: water out of a deodorant lid. It was the fucking
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  Speaker 1: most It was probably the lowest drinking experience of my life.
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  Speaker 1: But again I didn't start a fucking chain being like
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  Speaker 1: we need to drink out of the odor at list.
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  Speaker 1: It's the way. How much cheaper could this be than
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  Speaker 1: a plastic cup, which costs no money.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think it was very expensive.
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  Speaker 4: I could honestly see it being more expensive.
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  Speaker 5: It was expensive.
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  Speaker 4: You ever get like a you get like a coffee
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  Speaker 4: from like a Starbucks. That plastic is thin?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that those straws are cracky them. Yeah, if
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  Speaker 1: you grill them too hard, they're like of course I
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  Speaker 1: did it.
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  Speaker 5: Run. I got something cool. I got that. I think
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  Speaker 5: you're really gonna like hit me. I got something cool
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  Speaker 5: that uh that came.
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  Speaker 4: To me really yeah, coffee in a bag.
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  Speaker 5: It just came to me. This is Roan's really going
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  Speaker 5: to appreciate this.
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  Speaker 1: Second. Is this a rug?
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  Speaker 5: Okay?
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  Speaker 9: What is this?
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  Speaker 1: Is this a bag?
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  Speaker 5: This is a fish Pond simmering waiter Duffel bag. I
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  Speaker 5: think this is waterproof, so beast dryes bag.
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  Speaker 1: Wait where did you get this?
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  Speaker 4: Fish fish Pond?
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  Speaker 5: These are our friends over at fish Pond sent me this.
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  Speaker 5: God they got they got. They sent me an orange
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  Speaker 5: one as well. It's just the Thunderhead submersible Duffel. This
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  Speaker 5: one's also waterproof. I don't know if that one's water
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  Speaker 5: really flat, Harry, please just let us have this for
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  Speaker 5: a minute.
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  Speaker 4: Shame, it's a shame, baby.
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  Speaker 5: How cool is that? Right? I figured you would love
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  Speaker 5: that one.
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  Speaker 4: It's a shame ORBS didn't send anything.
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  Speaker 5: Make the superior bet not now, Harry, I knew you'd
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  Speaker 5: love that one. Isn't that great?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god?
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  Speaker 5: God? Fish look at this? They sent They sent us
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  Speaker 5: four T shirts, so you can have two and I'll
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  Speaker 5: take two. Oh, they sent me the carbon fiber net
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  Speaker 5: that I've been dreaming of, and in fact they sent
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  Speaker 5: me to in case one.
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  Speaker 1: We could play Native American lacrosse goalie.
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  Speaker 5: We can look at that. I've got two nets you're
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  Speaker 5: walking to borrow one?
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  Speaker 1: Is that one? So that this is a different type
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  Speaker 1: of netting.
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  Speaker 5: That's for the smaller Those are for the lake bass
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  Speaker 5: that I plan to catch. Let's see here.
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  Speaker 4: Cool get a crab one of these.
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  Speaker 5: This is Tacky, the original River mag one hundred percent
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  Speaker 5: recycled coffee bags. Let's see here. I don't even know
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  Speaker 5: what that is.
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  Speaker 4: That's a fly box.
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  Speaker 5: This is Pescador mag pad. This is also a flybox.
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  Speaker 5: That's a that's my fly box right there. See look
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  Speaker 5: you just and you're supposed to put them in hook first.
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  Speaker 1: That's so organized.
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  Speaker 5: That's gonna be really nice.
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  Speaker 4: It's actually not it's actually not sposed.
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  Speaker 1: To as talking about this all right with hook hooking behind.
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  Speaker 5: This is my day pack. So here's my day pack
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  Speaker 5: in case you know, I'm only going for the day,
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  Speaker 5: not a whole.
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  Speaker 1: Damn, you're so look at all those lids.
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  Speaker 4: Oh golly, this is pretty wild. Oh hell yeah, dude,
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  Speaker 4: I was annoyed at first, and now I'm more just stunned.
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  Speaker 5: This is the switchback belt system. This is like the
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  Speaker 5: shoulder pack.
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  Speaker 4: It's the sling.
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  Speaker 5: This is the sling. This is really cool.
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  Speaker 1: This is so nice. This is the one I wanted
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  Speaker 1: so bad.
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  Speaker 5: They sent us four hats, so you picked the two
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  Speaker 5: you want.
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  Speaker 1: I'll take the other two guarantee too.
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  Speaker 5: This last, but not least, we've got the river Keeper
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  Speaker 5: digital thermometer, so you know when the fish is fully cooked.
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  Speaker 5: Arrowhead that.
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  Speaker 4: Let me see that, let me see the retractor.
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  Speaker 5: We don't often ask for a moment on the pod.
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  Speaker 5: Just let us have a moment to talk about what
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  Speaker 5: we're into, but hobby that we are sharing and bonding over.
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  Speaker 1: This is so fucking sick. This is the best one.
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  Speaker 1: This is the best one on the market.
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  Speaker 5: That one's really good.
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  Speaker 1: Oh dude, thirty two inches of reach with the cord pull,
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  Speaker 1: and it's got color hard adnation. Thirty two feet, I.
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  Speaker 5: Said, just comes from a two feet our friends over
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  Speaker 5: at fishpond, specifically jack Jacket fishpond. He says, Francis, thank
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  Speaker 5: you for your kind words and support. I'm glad to
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  Speaker 5: hear you're already fishing out of one of our packs.
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  Speaker 5: Consider this net, along with a few other pieces I
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  Speaker 5: thought you would enjoy, as a thank you from Fish Pond.
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  Speaker 5: I heard Harry say that the quality of the net
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  Speaker 5: actually doesn't matter, and that anyone who tries to buy
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  Speaker 5: the carbon fiber net is just being sold down the
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  Speaker 5: river by that bait shop or that tackle shop. We disagree,
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  Speaker 5: and that's why we sure they do not want Harry
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  Speaker 5: to get any of the items that are in this box.
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  Speaker 5: This is strictly for you and for rown, two people
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  Speaker 5: whom we respect and appreciate as gracious fly fishermen and
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  Speaker 5: aspiring anglers. And oh also, we own forty thousand acres
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  Speaker 5: of private river front in Montana and you are welcome
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  Speaker 5: to come fish every time you want.
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  Speaker 4: That's great.
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  Speaker 1: I got my back's back, just kidding, but that's awesome.
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  Speaker 5: I made that letter.
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  Speaker 4: I had a feeling. That's so nice.
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  Speaker 5: I know. I'm so stoked.
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  Speaker 1: I actually have something for you. Come on, something that
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  Speaker 1: you'd be really excited about.
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  Speaker 5: What a day.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm something that you specifically would enjoy. It's this
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  Speaker 1: gear from sport Works in Duxbury, Massachusets.
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  Speaker 5: You're kidding me. I have always wanted to go to
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  Speaker 5: sport Works in Duxbury, Mass.
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  Speaker 4: That's crossing all.
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  Speaker 5: Are you fucking kidding? This is top quality cotton too.
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  Speaker 1: I took it right behind you.
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  Speaker 5: When it rains, it pours, folks, Christmas comerly, Christmas comerly?
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  Speaker 1: What the head to toe? But yeah, sport Works is
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  Speaker 1: my favorite shop in Duxbury.
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  Speaker 4: Did you talk to my guy Mike?
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  Speaker 1: What's that?
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  Speaker 4: Did you talk to my guy Mike or something?
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  Speaker 5: So good? Minutes?
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  Speaker 1: So nice on you.
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  Speaker 5: I felt like I feel good wearing it. I feel like,
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  Speaker 5: you know, in the right like foliage. You won't see
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  Speaker 5: the top of my head perfect.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I mean they specialize in everything over there. My
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  Speaker 1: buddy used to work over there. It's like hunting, Mike,
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  Speaker 1: your buddy Mike.
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  Speaker 4: They don't do hunting, of course they do.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I call fishing hunting because it's water hunting, surf
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  Speaker 1: and fish surfing fish.
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  Speaker 4: Just like I said, That's why the sport Works thing
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  Speaker 4: is a little uh odd. Why it's like that feels
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  Speaker 4: like fucking do too. Yeah, I feel like I got
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  Speaker 4: narboard there.
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  Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 4: Fish pond thing is like insane because that's like twenty
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  Speaker 4: thousand dollars worth of gear that they sent. The sport
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  Speaker 4: works thing doesn't even make sense to where did they
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  Speaker 4: contact you? Did you shout to them?
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  Speaker 5: What do you mean? What do you mean?
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  Speaker 1: I just thought.
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  Speaker 5: I have talked to her own. I was like my
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  Speaker 5: favorite multi sport slash hunting store in Duxburg store years fishing.
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  Speaker 1: It's not it's trapping. It's trapping a wild animal and releasing. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: well that I mean, I didn't say anything about that.
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  Speaker 1: Catching release is part of hunting.
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  Speaker 4: There's not a lot of catching and releasing and hunting.
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  Speaker 4: Sure want in the back and you patch it up.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't shoot to kill, You do a warning
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  Speaker 1: shot in the legs.
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  Speaker 5: No harm trashes. We had we had squirrels in our
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  Speaker 5: attic and we would use the humane traps that was
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  Speaker 5: hunting releasing. We had to drive them forty eight miles
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  Speaker 5: away and then we would give them a dizzy bat
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  Speaker 5: and make them do circles so that they couldn't figure
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  Speaker 5: out how to get home any closer than that. And
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: they're coming right back. Oh yeah, they can smell.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the geniuses.
• 16:51
  Speaker 5: Dude. By the way, when we did that with the squirrels,
• 16:53
  Speaker 5: one of them, I'll never forget what nuts It was
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: smashing its face into the front of the cage like
• 17:00
  Speaker 5: it would it would back up and run full speed,
• 17:03
  Speaker 5: and it had the imprint of the wire cage on
• 17:06
  Speaker 5: its nose.
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: That sounds like raby rabbit. Yeah, so it sounds like
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: you might want to that's when you don't release, you
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: throw that one into the ocean so can fish for it.
• 17:17
  Speaker 5: Well, what we did was we actually took it to
• 17:20
  Speaker 5: sport Works and they we'll deal with this for you.
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: Who did you talk to you sport Works.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: I've been I've been shopping at sport Works maybe since brother.
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: You don't know nothing about sport Works.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: What do you know about sport Works?
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: And like I grew up, that was like my spot.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: What do you mean you know?
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: Bow worked there for like years, my friend Bow? Yeah,
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: really yes, Bow.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe that's where I originally heard of it from anybody.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: I think that it was Yeah, more likely that you
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: were probably talking to Bow about it and I maybe
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: overheard or was in on the conversation with you. Guys.
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: Well we have our group chat.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's so crazy that you had a gift for me,
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: To say that the gift.
• 18:00
  Speaker 5: For you, we did not coordinate this. Truly, we believe
• 18:04
  Speaker 5: that we coordinated that we would do sort of a
• 18:07
  Speaker 5: secret Santa for each other. Yeah today, Yeah.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: But that is a come up.
• 18:11
  Speaker 5: Honestly, we would have gotten you something I forgot your
• 18:16
  Speaker 5: But you don't like gifts.
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: Oh, I love I don't like getting gifts like I
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: like giving. I'm a giver.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: What was the last gift you gave?
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: I just got Mook a fucking well a big gift
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: for his birthday yesterday, two days ago.
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: Happy birthday, Mook.
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: Oh, I'm not going to spoil it.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: Two days ago.
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: Oh, this gift hasn't arrived yet, so it's for next birthday. No,
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: it's getting here today.
• 18:42
  Speaker 5: What is it?
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: Slash tomorrow got him a new controller for give you
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: games and amounts.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: Then we get a controller one time and you like
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: venmoed me for it even though you ordered it.
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: No, yeah, we bought a controller in New Orleans that
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: you ordered and then you venmoed me to pay you back.
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: And I think you also took it because.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: You know you left it and I was like, well,
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: I'm not just gonna leave this.
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: Why would I have venmoed you for a controller that
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: I bought?
• 19:13
  Speaker 5: We all were wondering that you.
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: Didn't return the money. Oh no, I venmoed you because
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: you venomed me four thousand dollars.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: The super Bowl ticket and then you sent me back
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: three thousand, nine hundred dollars because you wanted me to
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: pay for the fucking controller. That's what it was and
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: I'll never use again in my life, and that you
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: could have easily given a mook for a fucking right.
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: I took like sixty bucks off the four thousand and
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: sent it back.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: And then you're just buying extra controllers for mooke. Well,
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: I have an extra controller, like in our little ecosystem
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: there was an extra controller.
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: No, but that wasn't an elite controller. This was I'm
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: talking about the Dual Science edge. Brother, it's a two
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: hundred bond controller.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: That's crazy that you're like, are you trying to get
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: something from him?
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: Giving him something for his birthday?
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: That's crazy, Like that's crazy tipwork by you?
• 20:05
  Speaker 5: Do you know that when we were in Madison, Wisconsin,
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: I took him shopping and bought him a shirt even
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: though it wasn't his birthday.
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: No, but he told we went to ll be in
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: this weekend and he told me that he was sending
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: photos to you in the in the dressing.
• 20:18
  Speaker 5: Room he was He asked me what type of shirt
• 20:25
  Speaker 5: to wear under a flannel and I said, a white
• 20:27
  Speaker 5: T shirt, that's it. And then he sent me a
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: photo and he was not wearing a white T shirt.
• 20:33
  Speaker 5: I was like, nope, you got to.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Wear a white T shirt. You had to wear a
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: white T shirt under a flannel. Well anything, Yeah, you
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: need white. I wear more white T shirts in the
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: wintertime than because you need him as a base everything
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: in tuck, everything and everything. Why don't, Why don't.
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: The The ll Beam was directly across the street from
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: the hotel. That was pretty sweet.
• 20:56
  Speaker 5: Can I tell you something. It bothers me that you're
• 20:58
  Speaker 5: going to ll Bean not in Freeport, Maine, Dude.
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: This was a good Lban. But I grew The last
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: time I went to an LBAN was also in Wisconsin.
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: I think there's a lot of.
• 21:08
  Speaker 5: I grew up in the shadow of the flagship original
• 21:13
  Speaker 5: L Being. We called it the Big Green Machine, they
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: called it the Big Being. Ninety percent of our town
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: was employed by Lbean. Ninety percent in fact, Well, yeah,
• 21:23
  Speaker 5: when when the corporate big wigs over at Orbis moved
• 21:27
  Speaker 5: in a lot of people lost their jobs, and that's
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: what led to the oxy code and epidemic and mad
• 21:33
  Speaker 5: I don't know it was like this all LBING employees.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: It's the sport Works of Maine.
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah exactly.
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: I don't even like I don't even like you talking
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: about sport Works.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: Why just not.
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: You're never you've never been.
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: What are you talking to?
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Where do you think I got this ship from?
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: They don't ship.
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: They definitely do, all.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: Right, check their website right now and see if they ship.
• 21:54
  Speaker 5: I don't think they ship.
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: I think I don't know. I don't know. I don't
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: really know what's going on. To be honest, A little
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: thrown off.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: I think it's weird that you didn't get me or
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: Francis anything.
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: I have nothing to give you.
• 22:08
  Speaker 5: Boys, so that's why you get nothing?
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: Fine by me?
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah right, your grubby hands were all over this
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: fucking tackle box.
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: The tackle box now the net a little bit?
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you want a net badly.
• 22:20
  Speaker 5: You told me that I wasted my money buying the
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: mid price net.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: When these nets are just I mean, this is top
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: of the line.
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, this is carbon fiber.
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: That doesn't really matter.
• 22:31
  Speaker 5: If someone during hunting season. Accidentally shot a bullet and
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: it hit your net, you'd survive.
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: It's also lightweight too. It definitely matters, you know, Yeah lightweight?
• 22:44
  Speaker 5: True?
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: Is it really light?
• 22:46
  Speaker 5: You want, I'll let you. Don't take it, just don't
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: take it out of the plastic, but you can touch
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: it if you don't get a feel of the with
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: the plastic on, plastic on for you.
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: Oh hate that, hate that.
• 23:02
  Speaker 5: We're okay, We're okay. Carbon fiber.
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: Oh wow, it really is light as light as it gets.
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: That's aggressive.
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: It makes you really realize how the fact that you've
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: been using steel nets all this time. A wooden wouldn't
• 23:18
  Speaker 5: John Wooden over here.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: Insane. You're like Gary Larson.
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: This is impressive. See this is nice because like when
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: you you wouldn't know this because you've never caught a fish.
• 23:29
  Speaker 5: But I'm sorry what I'm sponsored by fish Pond and
• 23:33
  Speaker 5: Ron is sponsored by sport Works. And you're just sitting
• 23:36
  Speaker 5: there in your fucking Halloween costumes.
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: When you're fishing and you and you catch a fish
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: by yourself, it's pretty tough to net the fish. But
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: if you have a long net.
• 23:44
  Speaker 5: Like this, yeah, I mean that's the deep hole I.
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: Probably wouldn't have lost that twenty plus one inn in
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: Wyoming if I had this. Did I tell you guys
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: about that?
• 23:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: When I lost the fish, yeah, I thought I thought
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: he's I thought it was on purpose.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: He probably did.
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: I've never I've never caught a fish so well and
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: had it so ready, and he was just looking at it.
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: He was just staring at it with the net like sir.
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: I was like, dude, put it in the net. I
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: was like, net it, and he's like, it's not ready,
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: and I was like, no, it's I was like, dude,
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: it's right there. Net it and then it got off.
• 24:18
  Speaker 5: Did he not have the fish thermometer?
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: No? The thermometer is to for the water. I think
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: if I had to guess, I have a thermometer in
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: my bag for the water because if it gets over
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: like sixty.
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: Eight, are you deep? That's a goalie stick. Yeah, that's
• 24:37
  Speaker 5: really what it is.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sometimes think goalie goes rogue. Though who did you
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: talk to it sportworks?
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: No, it wasn't.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: No, I don't know any mics from Massachusetts.
• 24:53
  Speaker 5: Adrian. He talked to Adrian Adrian.
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: I'm not familiar with an Adrian.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: Well, why are you acting like you know everybody as
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: sport works because I grew up there. You grew up
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: at a store pretty much.
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: I we used to go hang out there for like hours.
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: Who's wait me and my friends.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: I don't believe you.
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: Why do you think they're sending you merch?
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Why wouldn't they be sending you merch if fucking if
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: you worked there, they would send you.
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: I didn't work there, I never claimed to work there.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: Well, then why are you like, why don't you have
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: the merch?
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: Then?
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: If you grew up there, I have.
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: I mean, I'm sure I have some.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: I've never seen you wear it. You literally talk about
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: everything you wear.
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: You do except you guys. No one commented on my
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: quarteroids from on Monday Corteroyds, my quarter roys, my court
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: of roids.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: We realize you're up to a court.
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: One person mentioned my court of roids on Monday, Corduroy Artery.
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: I had green ones on on Monday, and now I
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: have ten ones on.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: Were you pissed that nobody mentioned it?
• 25:57
  Speaker 5: No?
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: I wasn't pissed, but I thought about it.
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: Those beans.
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: Don't worry about it.
• 26:03
  Speaker 5: I'm not worried. Now. I'm trying to.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: In the back is like, that's a new pant crease.
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there they are.
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: New dude. Where were we recently? Where I was at
• 26:17
  Speaker 5: a restaurant and there was a guy sitting at the
• 26:18
  Speaker 5: adjacent table. Oh I know where it was? Was it
• 26:22
  Speaker 5: Red Hooked Tavern? And there's a guy at the adjacent table.
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: You guys go to Red Hooked Tavern like once a week?
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I went just the one time. But this is
• 26:30
  Speaker 5: a story from there. There's this guy who's wearing a
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: nice sweater and down the back of his sweater were
• 26:37
  Speaker 5: more tags. I'm talking like security, like the thing you magnetize.
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: Like he robbed the sweater and then bragged about it
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: to everybody.
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: It is, honestly kind of a good play.
• 26:51
  Speaker 5: Two or three tags just dancing down his back like
• 26:54
  Speaker 5: a like an ornament.
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: You think he brings that back?
• 26:58
  Speaker 5: I don't know, but he was shameless about it.
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: How do you get those things off? Like if you
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: were to if you were to rob somewhere and you
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: have one of those things on, you have to shoot it.
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: You shoot it, I think, right, I'm pretty sure you
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: have to shoot it with like a big gun.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: You just said it on No, No, it's bouncing right off.
• 27:12
  Speaker 5: Of that thing.
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: You need a fifty cow.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: No, yeah, you're it's uh those are those are deadly
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: and so and when sometimes when you shoot them, they
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: like square ink at you, they'll attack, they'll like they'll
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: skunk spray you. Uh, if you don't kill them, that's
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: interesting retail.
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: De Yeah, let me get a look at those fly boxes.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: I don't think so. Brother, you kind of had your
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: touch and field time. This isn't exactly the please touch
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: me jam that way.
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: I could show you how to put the flies in
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: the box because you didn't know how. I've actually got
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: a couple a couple of flies on men. Think about it.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: That's a new backpack too, huh. Nope.
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: I've had this backpack since I was in eighth grade,
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: so it's relatively pretty now. Got a couple of flies
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: on me? Mhm. Here to throw this one in the case.
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: I'll give this to you, Francis. That's my gift.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: And what about for me?
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: You're not getting ship This is expected from Francis, not
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: you behavior?
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: What behavior? I literally came with gifts for Francis as
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: a quid pro quote. You literally gave me something. I
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: gave him the quid for his quote.
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: So, francis what you're gonna want to do there, You're
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: not gonna want to go hook first. You're gonna want
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: to go back of the hook first. It's easier for
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: it to get out and it won't dull the hook.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: You want your hook as dull as possible. Honestly, you
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: have perfect hook first, yep, hook hook first.
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, first, you did it the right way. That that
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: top area, that black area, it's pretty intuitive. You could
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: see the black area is those are that's a magnet.
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: So let me say, let's see if I got a
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: got a nymph in here, nympho here, throw this on.
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: You don't even have to put one of these in
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: the in the thing. You just toss it on the magnet.
• 29:11
  Speaker 5: Throw hot plate there.
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: It's easier too, because if you get like a zebra
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: midge or something a small fla.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: It fell right off. What do you mean magnet?
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: Well, that's that's uh like try one of these like
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: this would this would be better?
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: So that that means you got fake zebra nymphs.
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: Well, that's not a zebra nymph, that's a scud here.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: Your scud's fake, dude. It just what's failed.
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: The video game player Scud. What's his name, Scump? Yeah, Scump.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: So that's not real metal, Like if we took that
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: to the Diamond District, Like, yeah, you got a fake Scud.
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: That's not metal. That's what's it called tied to what
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: is the cub is super heavy? Nick had the block
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: of it.
• 29:57
  Speaker 5: I know what you're talking about.
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: Something with the t tungstends intent. Tungsten is heavier, so
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: it sinks better.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: It can't be tungsten, Francis.
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: I'll lend you this one as well.
• 30:09
  Speaker 5: I don't want any more of your hand me down.
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: This is a good flies, the purple haze.
• 30:12
  Speaker 5: I like to pay for my flies.
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: This is a purple haze. You're not getting these for
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: like this is this.
• 30:17
  Speaker 5: Is I knew that little box that you were taking
• 30:20
  Speaker 5: these out of. These are trash. We package you buy
• 30:24
  Speaker 5: weed package. Yeah, that's you got the purple haze in there.
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: I was thinking more like the Jimmy Hendrix.
• 30:31
  Speaker 5: Song smell like purple Hayes.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: Are these certified pre owned or what those are certified
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: pre owned? Someone else has used these before. You could
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: kind of smell the fish on it.
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: Still, I've used them, Francis, honestly, just take these.
• 30:46
  Speaker 5: Dude, I appreciate it. I why are you giving them
• 30:50
  Speaker 5: all to me?
• 30:50
  Speaker 4: Because I have like a million?
• 30:52
  Speaker 5: Because hurt yourself for us?
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: No, because I'm saying these are good flies. Actually give
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: me that. Give me that one back.
• 30:58
  Speaker 5: Give me where were you whole my seventh birthday? Where
• 31:01
  Speaker 5: were you at the father daughter dance when I needed you?
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: Give me the book, give me the you know I've
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: I'm thinking I want my.
• 31:10
  Speaker 5: Flaws back now you think you can buy my love
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: to be?
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: You want to know that something? To be honest, those
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: aren't mine. I found them.
• 31:21
  Speaker 5: You're a bad person.
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: Maybe yeah, maybe where did you find these while fishing?
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: You're just giving me like trash flies.
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: No, those are great flaws. I'm dead serious.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: No, they look like and you tried to Indian give
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: them anyway, just because there's American.
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: That I'm not familiar with that slang. What is Indian
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: giving something?
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: It's usually when you someone, you give something to someone
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: and then they ask and then the person sorry. Let's
• 31:53
  Speaker 5: say I gave a gift to Ron and then I
• 31:55
  Speaker 5: ask for it back.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: Oh, and you're like, but he's gonna of it.
• 32:00
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 32:01
  Speaker 5: But if we're honest, I don't understand the origin of
• 32:05
  Speaker 5: that saying because I feel like maybe it is in
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: this application. But historically we would give the Native Americans land,
• 32:14
  Speaker 5: and then we'd be like bad news, guys, Yeah we
• 32:17
  Speaker 5: need Oklahoma. Yeah, can you guys move? Yeah? Yeah again. Yeah,
• 32:23
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  Speaker 4: They have the best stuff. I was trying to be
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  Speaker 4: I don't. I'm still confused as to where you would
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna go and get merched from that one fucking
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• 33:39
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• 33:41
  Speaker 1: If you just came in with a sandwich? Yeah, Like,
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• 33:51
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• 33:56
  Speaker 4: That is like the one place that Ron mentions a lot. Yeah,
• 33:59
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• 34:01
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  Speaker 4: I've always had that idea of doing that to the
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• 34:41
  Speaker 4: just letting them know, like, yeah, it's still hoping technically us.
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• 34:47
  Speaker 5: To bring a trouble and so fucking sand castle molds.
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  Speaker 5: hold on to grudges like that and they slow play
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  Speaker 5: they lived ye with that grudge for all those years. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: it's I fundamentally just forget.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't hold a grudge. Really, I don't like,
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  Speaker 4: like an act like a grudge to the point that.
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  Speaker 1: An active grudge. But that's what you're saying, act. But like,
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: I think it's pretty's to hold a passive grudge.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, exactly, Like, oh fuck that guy.
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  Speaker 5: There's people in my mind who if I think about them,
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  Speaker 5: I'm reminded of the fact that they were horrible. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: but I go out of my way to not think
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  Speaker 5: about them anymore. I'm not holding on to that memory.
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  Speaker 5: I don't have a photo of them with a dart
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  Speaker 5: bullseye right in the middle of their face on my
• 42:22
  Speaker 5: bedroom wall, waiting for the day when you know.
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• 42:30
  Speaker 5: pharmaceutical drug and I buy the supplier and chat the
• 42:34
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• 42:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, do you think that the people who do that
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: cold revenge game are actively thinking about the whole time
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: looking for a chance for revenge, or they're just like, oh,
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: this would be nice, I would love to actually fuck
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: that guy over too.
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: It's probably that dude.
• 42:53
  Speaker 5: I don't know. I mean, the best example of this,
• 42:55
  Speaker 5: and I think I've mentioned it before is Peter Thiel.
• 42:59
  Speaker 4: I don't know, I don't remember.
• 43:01
  Speaker 5: Peter Tiel, the probably the best venture capitalists investor in
• 43:05
  Speaker 5: the world. When he was like the guy that they
• 43:09
  Speaker 5: went to Mark Zuckerberg went to to raise money for Facebook. Yes, yes, yes,
• 43:14
  Speaker 5: he got like a pretty significant portion of Facebook.
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: Is that when he goes in the pajamas, Yeah, exactly.
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: So.
• 43:19
  Speaker 5: Peter Thiel was quietly a gay man. I mean he
• 43:24
  Speaker 5: was out to like his close friends or whatever.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: But he I mean, I didn't know about this, so
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: you're actually outing him to me.
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: No, he was open to the crew.
• 43:34
  Speaker 5: He uh, he's he's a gay guy, and uh, the
• 43:39
  Speaker 5: world didn't know. And then Gawker out at him, Gawker
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  Speaker 5: one of their one of their sites, I think, out
• 43:48
  Speaker 5: at him, right, and he was furious about it. Yeah,
• 43:52
  Speaker 5: And he didn't do anything, and he waited years until Hulkgan.
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  Speaker 5: Gawker released the Hulk Hogan sex tape on their website,
• 44:05
  Speaker 5: and Peter Thiel swooped in and was like, I will
• 44:10
  Speaker 5: pay all your legal fees and we're gonna hire I'm
• 44:13
  Speaker 5: pretty sure this is the story. It's some version of this.
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  Speaker 5: He's like, he swoops in and funds to bring in
• 44:20
  Speaker 5: all the best lawyers and gets behind Hulk Hogan and
• 44:26
  Speaker 5: sues the absolute shit out of Gawker for an amount
• 44:30
  Speaker 5: of money that bankrupted Gawker, damn, and it shuttered their business.
• 44:35
  Speaker 5: And it was many years later, and that was the
• 44:38
  Speaker 5: moment he where he was like, that's the case. This
• 44:40
  Speaker 5: is how I'm gonna get them closed down. Boom.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: That's a fucking cold ash revenge. That seems like something
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: one Dave would do. And if I'm looking at too,
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: the way that Dave kind of does his revenge, I
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: think that he does like passively wait and he's like, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'll fuck that person over now, like af fuck business insiders,
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: not like every day he's like no, but.
• 45:00
  Speaker 5: He's he's a little bit more. I don't know if
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  Speaker 5: David is lying in the reads as quietly as that,
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  Speaker 5: do you know what I mean? Yeah, he will voice
• 45:12
  Speaker 5: his displeasure at the grudges he holds yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: but he's not as cold, but once the moment happens,
• 45:18
  Speaker 5: he will pop the champagne bob.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: The opposite version of that is have you ever seen
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: the Inside the Actor Studio style video where it's Brad
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: Pitt talking to Adam Sandler kind of about Adam Sandler,
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: and he's like, I heard the story about you at
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: NYU that, like your junior year a professor took you
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: out for a beer and was like, hey, buddy, acting
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: is not for you. You're not gonna make it. And
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: maybe twenty years later, after he was at SNL, he
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: was out with a bunch of his actor friends and
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: he saw that professor and instead of giving him his
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  Speaker 1: cold revenge, he was like, Hey, I want you guys
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  Speaker 1: to meet my professor. He's the only professor to ever
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  Speaker 1: buy me a beer or something like that, being like, oh,
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: he's this nice guy, which is in its heart a
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: sweet story, but like, how do you even know that
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: story unless Adam Sandler tells you that the professor was
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: the one who told him he was never gonna make exactly, and.
• 46:08
  Speaker 5: You're gonna say it's performative.
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: No, I wasn't gonna say that, but I was gonna
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: say it. Probably was like he was like, how do
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: you like, Hey, guys, this is my professor. He's the
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: only guy that buy me a beer. And then he
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: turned around five seconds later. I was like, this guy's
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: a fucking brisk guy.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: Told me I'd never make it. I'm buy and sell it.
• 46:25
  Speaker 5: I don't. I don't mind any of that, though, because
• 46:30
  Speaker 5: all that matter is in that exchange is the professor
• 46:33
  Speaker 5: walking away believing one I never got under Adam Sandler's skin,
• 46:40
  Speaker 5: Two I was wrong about him, and three he's a
• 46:42
  Speaker 5: better man than I am. Yeah, that's the point of that, right.
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, definitely agreed.
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: But now he was probably watching like some like late
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: Adam Sandler work, being like, I fucking told.
• 46:54
  Speaker 5: You that.
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: I did watch it under Halloween, but.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: Then Hube's Halloween. Like, aren't those like three of the
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: four highest grossing movies of his career? Probably I'm pretty
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: sure that those movies like made like seven hundred, six hundred,
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: five hundred million dollars and everything else made like two
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: hundred three hundred million dollars. Poor bastard in money.
• 47:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, broke Bastard Sandler's the man sad Man. What I
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: was gonna say was I get it from like on
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: a personal level, I don't think I would ever be
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: like that, right, Like, if it was like someone fucked
• 47:29
  Speaker 4: me over, I'm not gonna hunt them down for the
• 47:33
  Speaker 4: rest of my life. But if it was, like if
• 47:34
  Speaker 4: I was like a businessman and it was like another
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: establishment that did something that I didn't like, yeah, I
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: would hunt them down for the rest of my life
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: for sure.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: Wait, what's the difference? So I feel like you are
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: a businessman? How are you not a businessman? You have
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: a business manager?
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I'm not.
• 47:49
  Speaker 5: I'm not like you can't spell business manager without businessman exactly.
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: It's true. But I'm not a businessman.
• 47:56
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• 47:58
  Speaker 4: I have a business man. I am not a business man.
• 48:02
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• 48:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah it's close.
• 48:05
  Speaker 5: It is close. I have a business man.
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: I'm not a business man.
• 48:11
  Speaker 5: I don't know he pays all my rent, damn.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: But if like.
• 48:19
  Speaker 4: I get the Pete the Peter Teal thing, for sure,
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: Like if you got if they outed.
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: You as gay, they tell people you're sucking card if.
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: They're using you, if they're using a very private moment
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: in your life for revenue for clicks. Yeah, I think
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: that's true.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: Because he's like, they're probably doing that. They're they're evil
• 48:38
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• 48:40
  Speaker 5: It might have even been more politically minded in that.
• 48:45
  Speaker 5: Peter tele I think is a libertarian or something like that.
• 48:48
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• 48:51
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• 48:59
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• 49:01
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• 49:02
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• 49:04
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• 49:13
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• 49:15
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• 49:16
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• 49:21
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• 49:25
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• 49:28
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• 49:30
  Speaker 5: I'm worried about the veracity of my Peter Teel's story, Tyler.
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  Speaker 5: Would you just double check that in the broad strokes
• 49:36
  Speaker 5: so that I don't fucking completely mispaint.
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: That I'm gonna go with. You're probably wrong about a
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: lot of stuff.
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: Oh, I want to say you're exactly right about everything
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: and uh, and that it doesn't matter if you're right
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: or wrong.
• 49:46
  Speaker 5: It doesn't really. I think the difference is I present
• 49:49
  Speaker 5: a lot of what I say and then try to
• 49:51
  Speaker 5: walk it back and say like, I'm actually not certain
• 49:53
  Speaker 5: of that. I do that too, No, you don't. I
• 49:56
  Speaker 5: do that all the time.
• 49:56
  Speaker 4: I say I got I don't know. That could actually
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: be not true at all. But you know that's just insurance, yeah, Hedge, Yeah,
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: it sounds like it's right.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: Imagine dragging your big ass inflatable motor boat down to
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: the riverside.
• 50:14
  Speaker 7: I have that hat.
• 50:17
  Speaker 5: I do, but you could always use another.
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: Look at the fish Pond, I mean, just the logos
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: just so damn active.
• 50:25
  Speaker 4: Even the cl You boys don't even know about fish pond. Chapstick,
• 50:28
  Speaker 4: do you do they send any chapstick in there?
• 50:32
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: Pretty much it's about to be chapstick season.
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: Honestly, it already is.
• 50:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you know that.
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: It's the greatest fight against chap lips is some sweet hydration.
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: They say chapstick is a scam.
• 50:46
  Speaker 5: I believe it.
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: I really think you can fix it from the inside.
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: They say that you when you put on chapstick, it
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: it helps like momentarily, and then it makes your lips
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: more chapped over times that you have to put on
• 50:56
  Speaker 4: more chapstick.
• 50:56
  Speaker 5: I put aqua four on my mouth at night. Yeah,
• 50:59
  Speaker 5: and when I wake up, I feel better as a result.
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: You could put that kind of you kind of get
• 51:05
  Speaker 4: the itch later in the day though. No, that's why.
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: Well if that wasn't true, you wouldn't put four on
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: your mouth.
• 51:10
  Speaker 5: So many people whenever I do my front facing videos,
• 51:14
  Speaker 5: comment on how unhealthy my lips look because you all
• 51:18
  Speaker 5: over them. No, I don't when I'm in the middle
• 51:19
  Speaker 5: of the day, I sold. I told you I always
• 51:21
  Speaker 5: sleep with it.
• 51:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you really. There's really like going out in public
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: with aquafour on. Is you're causing a scene?
• 51:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: People are getting.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: Blind there, like are you doing a come walk? Yeah,
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: that's going on here.
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: Like people have to like put the fucking thing down
• 51:35
  Speaker 4: in the car so they can see clearly because your
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: glare is blinding them. I used to get like when
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: I because I get crazy bad chapped lips. And I
• 51:46
  Speaker 4: used to go to school and I would put on
• 51:47
  Speaker 4: the output it on and then is it in between classes,
• 51:50
  Speaker 4: like when I would have to walk around and wipe
• 51:52
  Speaker 4: it all off, I'd get back to glass put it
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: back on.
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: Well, okay, there'd be be causing accidents in the hall.
• 52:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly because you sat in the back of the
• 52:02
  Speaker 5: class and nobody could see that you were wearing it
• 52:04
  Speaker 5: in class.
• 52:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it was more so just walking around.
• 52:08
  Speaker 4: It looks almost like messy. You look messy, right, you
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: had a child sloppy.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: The same with chapped lips, make it look like you
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: have juice mouth. You had a red gatorader.
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean bad. Chapped lips are not a good
• 52:22
  Speaker 4: look either, but it's definitely better. It's awqua for specifically too.
• 52:26
  Speaker 5: Dude. There was a girl, Megan mulvaney I'll never forget
• 52:28
  Speaker 5: in fourth grade. She had all that flavored chapstick lip
• 52:33
  Speaker 5: gloss stuff. I remember the flavored stuff. It was hot there,
• 52:36
  Speaker 5: and I remember watching her as bob only our teacher
• 52:38
  Speaker 5: was reading us a story. He was reading us a
• 52:39
  Speaker 5: book and kids would color, but some people would do
• 52:44
  Speaker 5: different things whatever. But she had her chapstick lipstick thing,
• 52:47
  Speaker 5: and she screwed it all the way out, so it
• 52:51
  Speaker 5: was all the way out like as she did it,
• 52:55
  Speaker 5: and then she couldn't get it back in, So I
• 52:58
  Speaker 5: just watched her just run cod No, she was doing
• 53:01
  Speaker 5: a lax on her mouth.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: I swear to god, you finished the stick.
• 53:05
  Speaker 5: A Megan mulvaney went all the way down. And then
• 53:09
  Speaker 5: years later I didn't see her for a long time.
• 53:12
  Speaker 5: And years later I saw her. She still had cuddled
• 53:15
  Speaker 5: under a stoop smoking cigarettes. She fell off.
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: That's so tough. Sometimes you need that sig.
• 53:22
  Speaker 5: But I think she probably had a child at a
• 53:24
  Speaker 5: very young age.
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: Kerry Chapstick is not for men. No, No, And I've
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: discovered that way too late in life.
• 53:34
  Speaker 4: I mean, I always liked the you know, like the
• 53:35
  Speaker 4: root beer ones. Those were good. Couple a couple of
• 53:39
  Speaker 4: nibbles of.
• 53:40
  Speaker 5: That, yeah, a couple of.
• 53:43
  Speaker 4: Gotta be careful, sneak a couple of biten.
• 53:45
  Speaker 5: Never, it never goes down the way you think it is.
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: The Birch's Bees is timeless.
• 53:52
  Speaker 4: Bees is the best. Yeah, there's not going to be
• 53:54
  Speaker 4: things conditioning.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: The color of it is right too, translucent, feels good
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: and no glare plays good. Yeah, Man, Matt cover.
• 54:07
  Speaker 4: That, Matt Finish low shine good. Hold yeah, Matte righte.
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: Fucking Matt Rife. He's gotta be in riod or did
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: that already? Happen.
• 54:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know.
• 54:21
  Speaker 5: I think it's the first week of October. A.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's October seventh, October sixth. I'm pretty sure it is.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: There was a so a goof about that on the podcast.
• 54:35
  Speaker 5: Tell you what if you give the dult Shade of
• 54:37
  Speaker 5: Lache a little bit of time, it kind of it.
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: Has to sit. You have to get the top layer
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: to kind of harden off, like to.
• 54:42
  Speaker 5: Air rate a little bit. You got to give it
• 54:44
  Speaker 5: some time. It's opening up adult.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: It's like, how honestly, when we would make the gravy
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: at ye old alehouse, you put the gravy into a
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: big paint bucket and then overnight a big thick top
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: of the gravy like kind of hardens.
• 54:58
  Speaker 4: Actually, they want to call three to one one on
• 55:00
  Speaker 4: that playing get the health inspector in there.
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah right, bro, don't even try it.
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: Get them shut down.
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: Don't please you don't even try it because.
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: The dirty imagine you got you got merched from sport works.
• 55:12
  Speaker 4: So I got that bar shut down.
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: You got the.
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: Fourth generation like local bar coming on Monday.
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: You hear the news what happened.
• 55:23
  Speaker 4: They're done, those.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: People, their family lost their business. Kind of the reverse Day.
• 55:30
  Speaker 5: Did you ever watch Friends, Harry?
• 55:32
  Speaker 4: I've seen episodes, I haven't seen the whole thing. I
• 55:36
  Speaker 4: will say I probably saw the first two seasons in full,
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: but I don't think i've made it past that.
• 55:42
  Speaker 5: I think that show got better as it wore on.
• 55:44
  Speaker 4: Actually I always said, I mean, I said this on
• 55:46
  Speaker 4: the Yak years ago. I thought that show was funny.
• 55:49
  Speaker 5: Did who didn't.
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: The biggest Friends fan, the big great It's girl humor.
• 55:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, look, it's not like I would never
• 56:00
  Speaker 4: watch it. I'm never like. It's not like tonight, I'm
• 56:02
  Speaker 4: gonna go home and be like, I'm gonna pop on
• 56:04
  Speaker 4: some Friends.
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: So funny. If it's so funny, what's wrong with Joey?
• 56:09
  Speaker 4: Nothing? Like, there's like, dude, the episode where he dies
• 56:13
  Speaker 4: his teeth or he does the teeth whiteners and then
• 56:15
  Speaker 4: they got the black lights in the He's at that
• 56:17
  Speaker 4: girl's place, you remember that episode Ross He puts on
• 56:22
  Speaker 4: teeth whitener and he leaves them on for too long,
• 56:25
  Speaker 4: and then he goes over to a girl's house for
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: a date and she has black light and like she
• 56:29
  Speaker 4: turns on, the black lights are blinding white. Like he
• 56:34
  Speaker 4: smiles and it's like the whole room's lit up by
• 56:36
  Speaker 4: his teeth. It's a hilarious bit.
• 56:38
  Speaker 5: He's always up to those types of things. Remember when
• 56:40
  Speaker 5: he gets to the self tanner and he doesn't know
• 56:43
  Speaker 5: which side, Oh yeah, he's gonna hit him and he
• 56:45
  Speaker 5: ends up getting like a twelve on one.
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 56:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah. The leather Pants, The leather Pants episode is a class.
• 56:51
  Speaker 5: So many things before Ross. Yeah, across the ten seasons
• 56:55
  Speaker 5: of Friends.
• 56:55
  Speaker 4: Leather Pants. I mean there's you can't watch leather Pants
• 56:58
  Speaker 4: and not be like this is pretty fun.
• 57:00
  Speaker 5: Slipper and they create the pace.
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: And that's the kind of humor that you don't need
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: to speak English to understand. No, no, but it's good.
• 57:10
  Speaker 4: I mean it's good. That's good TV.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, it's like three stood style.
• 57:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, I mean look like I'm not. It's same
• 57:15
  Speaker 4: with the office, Like the office is hilarious. Anyone that's
• 57:19
  Speaker 4: sitting around that's like, oh the office fucking sucks. It's
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: like you're just now.
• 57:22
  Speaker 5: I don't know any I've never heard anyone say that. Ever.
• 57:25
  Speaker 4: This is just me being online too much.
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: You're falling, uh to a Russian clip farm body farm.
• 57:32
  Speaker 4: But people used to be like that. Used to be
• 57:34
  Speaker 4: a big thing. It's just anti, it's just counterculture. It's
• 57:37
  Speaker 4: it's saying, oh, the Office is super famous, so you
• 57:39
  Speaker 4: say the office sucks.
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: Actually, Ryan, like our new coworker. He was one of
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: the first people to kind of lead that that uh
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: that know that PAMs that Pam sucks.
• 57:50
  Speaker 4: Ass, Pam socks. Yeah, I never have heard this ever.
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: He was like, yeah, she like left her fiance for
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: her co worker and then like fell in love with
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: the cameraman at the end of the series.
• 58:02
  Speaker 4: That well, that that part got weird when they started
• 58:04
  Speaker 4: involving the camera people.
• 58:05
  Speaker 5: That got real weird, Like it didn't like it.
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: One bet she didn't like the gym was like going
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: to Pennsylvania or to Philadelphia to to fulfill his dreams,
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: to fulfill his dreams, even though he supported her when
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: she went to New York to fulfill her art school.
• 58:18
  Speaker 5: You are actually really salient arguments. Yeah, ever heard any
• 58:22
  Speaker 5: of these.
• 58:24
  Speaker 4: There's also like Dwight is just like an autistic dude
• 58:27
  Speaker 4: that they bully. Kind of makes sense.
• 58:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I mean the Kevin Malone sort of gradual
• 58:36
  Speaker 5: descent into retarded, Unlike any character writing I've seen, I
• 58:43
  Speaker 5: don't know what was happening in the writer's rooms where
• 58:46
  Speaker 5: they just kept gradually cranking.
• 58:48
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 58:49
  Speaker 4: It gets to a point where it's like he can't
• 58:50
  Speaker 4: even like.
• 58:51
  Speaker 5: Ready, Yeah, yeah, I mean anyway, boys, I got a
• 58:57
  Speaker 5: diarrhea in me like that.
• 58:58
  Speaker 4: You couldn't even from We'll talk. I did not eat
• 59:03
  Speaker 4: well last night.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: Dominoes where I ordered it once you got back to
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: New York. Back to New York, you said I need
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: a slice of Yeah, but why Dominoes in New York
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: and else is?
• 59:17
  Speaker 4: Oh, I don't know, dude, the food here. I've said
• 59:20
  Speaker 4: it before. I know everyone disagrees. I just don't like
• 59:23
  Speaker 4: the food in New York.
• 59:24
  Speaker 5: We've had this conversation, and I understand it's like ordering,
• 59:28
  Speaker 5: Yes it is.
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: You got Dominoes that has nothing to do with New York.
• 59:31
  Speaker 4: I know that's why I got the Dominant. I'm no
• 59:34
  Speaker 4: complaints about Dominoes.
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: You just blamed it on the domino You just blamed
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: your stomach issues on the domino.
• 59:41
  Speaker 4: Deroyed my stomach. Yes, I ate Dominoes at one in
• 59:44
  Speaker 4: the morning.
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure.
• 59:46
  Speaker 4: Actually that's not going to do good things for my stomach.
• 59:48
  Speaker 5: Did you go a whole pie at one am.
• 59:50
  Speaker 4: No, No, of course, not the whole pie. Got I
• 59:52
  Speaker 4: probably had like two slices a couple of breadsticks.
• 59:55
  Speaker 5: So what do you do with the rest of the pie?
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: It's in the fridge.
• 59:58
  Speaker 4: Throw it in the fridge, throw it in the microwave.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 5: Oh you will eat it. Yeah, even though it made
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 5: you sick, it.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 4: Didn't make me sick. Diarrhea is a result. I mean
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 4: I have the diarrhea as a result of eating and
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 4: then going straight to bed.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: That's not the only reason. It's a combination.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 4: If I had that dominance, make this shut up.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: If you had a salad and.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 4: Would to bed, no I would. I would still have
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 4: diarrhea for sure.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: No, it can affect your digestion, but it's not like
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: the only reason you're having a diarrhea. It's the dominoes.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: You think that dominoes had nothing to do with the diarrhea.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 4: Look, yeah, the dominoes. It's definitely not helping the case.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: It's part of anything to keep.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 5: Man. I'm telling you, guys, you're like a conspiracy theorist
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 5: about your own body.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 4: Not I'm telling you you guys are my boy.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 5: We're telling you normal things.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 4: If I had a Caesar salad last night, I would
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 4: have been I mean, I wouldn't abibi if if.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: You had a ham sandwich, I would have been texting you.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 4: Guys like we're gonna have to do a lay up,
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 4: but it's gonna have to be a Friday.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: So you think that that was the least violent thing
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: you could have did to your body by eating at
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: one am making a Dominoes?
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 4: To be honest, like genuinely, yes, I do. Was that pepperoni?
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 4: No geez, just cheese, Like like, here's what it Here's
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 4: what I could have eaten last night. Dominoes like a
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 4: like a pizza in general, A sandwich perhaps like a
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 4: nice like a maybe a blt or a turkey sandwich
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 4: or a turkey sandwich.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: But that's like the least offensive thing. If you have
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: a turkey sandwich, you're coming out with a double taper
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: perfect log of shit in the morning.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 4: Depends on the turkey sandwich, to be honest.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I think if you go to the deli
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: that I know is right around the corner.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 4: I don't know, their sandwiches aren't the best, to be honest.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: But they're fine. I'm sure it's a fine turkey sandwich.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: If you want, if you don't want to have diarrhea,
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: you're just not considering that the Dominoes is giving you
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: the diarrhea.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 4: No, I am, I've considered, and you still went with it.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 4: It's just the eating late. I mean, that's what it
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 4: comes down to. If I ate Dominoes at six pm,
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't have time. I would have had that diarrhea
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 4: last night.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 5: What time did you actually go to bed?
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 4: At three am?
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 5: Okay, so here's my issue, right, Yeah, I think you're
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 5: just on a different time zone and eating a pizza
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 5: for you at one am is like me eating dinner
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 5: at eight pm.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 4: Sort of, it's not that bad, it's yeah, But the
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 4: thing is, I also haven't been going to bed that late,
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 4: Like last night was a bad night.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 5: But you still had two hours after your meal to
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 5: sort of digest before you But.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 4: It's not like a two hours.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: It's not it's not a yeah, you're not taking steps.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 4: It's not a good two hours.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 5: Are you sitting afters and playing?
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: You're lying scroll laying it's bad last night.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 4: I'm telling you, guys, last night was a bad night.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: I bet that.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 4: I bet that nothing good happened.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: I think what happened. Here's my guess about what happened.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: You ate the dominoes and laid down before your last
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: bite was finished.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 4: I was laying down while eating.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 5: You were eating lying down.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 4: I was on my couch on the count, and you're
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 4: just eating, like with your feet up, head back.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 5: Just so.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: The food never hit your stomach until the morning, so
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: it got rotten in your esophagus. Basically, probably, it is
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: probably what happens pretty close.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 5: You're eating like you're hiding.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 4: I don't usually eat like that.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 5: Why would you do that?
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: Why eat like Boston bombing?
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 5: So tired, you're so tough.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 4: I was so tired, and I was so hungry, and
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 4: it was my only choice.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 5: Bro the idea that.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 4: I've been on the mood, you guys have no idea.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: I do know you've been.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 4: I've been on the move.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: I'm on the move.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 4: I move Columbus, Milwaukee, Philly, New York back to NYC.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 5: All right, I get it.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 4: I don't even want to I'm hopping around.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 5: I get it. I get it.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 4: You know what the real problem is is that when
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 4: I eat late at night. This is why I've tried.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 4: I've tried to stop eating late at night. The real
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 4: issue is that when I eat late at night, then
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 4: I don't get hungry until the next until like, like,
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 4: I'm right now, I'm not hungry at all.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 5: Have you want anything today?
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 4: I've had two bites of a cliff bar. It's three pm.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: You're basically a hibernating bear.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sorry.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: No, you're good today.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 4: Noon to be fully to be if I'm being fully honest,
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 4: But you can't walk up at noon. And I went
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 4: to bed at three am, which is still actually no,
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 4: that's not true. I woke up at eleven, so.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: Perfect d eight hours, Yeah, perfect date.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 4: I usually I usually slay myself for a perfect date.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 5: So I'm just curious. And this is total curiosity because
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 5: I was later than you today. Yeah, but you said
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 5: you couldn't make it on time for one one?
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, why laying in bed from eleven until what time?
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 4: Probably noon? So then what happened between noon and one?
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: Well, noon is when you said you couldn't make it
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: on time?
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 4: You think all this takes? This takes an hour and
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 4: a half, brother, fair enough, not just a fifth ten
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 4: minute process.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 5: You're you're like a science result that I am now,
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 5: I mean, this morning amazing.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 4: I was exhausted.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I get it.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 4: And also I didn't I assumed it was fine.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 5: All right. Can I just give you a parallel because
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 5: I didn't I didn't behave particularly well last night, either, throw.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 4: Me a parallel.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: Better not be a perpendicular, though, if these lines intersect that,
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: I actually think you might call this a perpendicular.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 4: There's going to be problems.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: If you wind up having Domino and Diary. I'm going
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: to be fucking pissed because that's a perpendicular.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 5: My friend, I might have a little bit of an
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 5: issue with weed.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 4: Oh, an addict.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, tell, I don't know what's going on. I mean, like,
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 5: I am so aware that when I smoke weed now
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 5: my sleep is a disaster. Oh, really a disaster. But
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 5: every night I around nine pm, eight thirty, I'm like,
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 5: maybe tonight's the night that the weed is right.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like an incantation.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and I'll it'll help. Yeah, and it doesn't.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: Well, what kind of weed are you smoking?
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 4: My brother strains percentages hit us.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 5: I don't know. You're smoking whatever was left in this
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 5: grinder that I had, and I'm using a vaporizer.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: So you need to be indica focus if you're at
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: nighttime smart.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 5: I know, but something about it, like and this didn't
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 5: used to happen. It's fucked up my circadian rhythms, or
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 5: like my rim I wake up at four a m.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 4: On the dot you were tweeting at or like you
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 4: guys were both up like earliest fun.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 5: I got up at four.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 4: I woke up and I saw Instagram stories from both
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 4: of you from six hours prior. I was like, why
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 4: are they both up and moving around at five?
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 5: These kind of kids that are waking up that early.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 5: I'm on the weed and I'm waking up at four,
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 5: and I'm not able to go back to bed. I'm
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 5: ready to rip. I started thinking about Mark Wahlberg. I'm like,
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 5: he's been up for two hours. I got to get
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 5: it in. So I read like forty pages about Abraham
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 5: Lincoln and his rivals. Then I cleaned out my Gmail
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 5: in boxes Jesus. Then I went in the worst way
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 5: to start the day. I did my I did my
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 5: Wednesday Uh what is what am I calling it? Road
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 5: Road to War? Your workout?
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 4: Oh? Oh yeah, yeah, my Francis is.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 5: The Wednesday warpath. You want to hear this workout? I
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 5: think people are going to get involved in this, by
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 5: the way, because I had a bunch of people ask
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 5: me for the workout and I sent it to one
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 5: guy and then he put it in AI and it
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 5: like put it out really really nicely.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I cleaned it up.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so this is the workout, by the way.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah for that your sixth paragraph or never just kidding.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 5: No, you're you're right. I'm going to give you credit
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 5: for that. I am an idiot for what I said. No,
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 5: you were funny that I was.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: No, I just dont doubt yourself.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 4: You're telling I'm half diarrhea half that podcast, right mind.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't say that that was a bit of a
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 5: slipt from meal. It was.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 4: It was gonna be funnier.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 5: It was funny. But I was an idiot for being like, Wow,
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 5: the power of the eye cleaning up my paragraph. It's
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 5: a generous day. We're being general presence between me and Rome.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 5: I'm giving you credit.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: So that was the good pro quote. Actually that was
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: the perfect repayment. So what'd you do in your workout?
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 5: All right? So this is, by the way, if you
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 5: want to join this this movement, this is workouts that
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 5: you want to do. If you think the country is
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 5: going to war, like we're heading towards war with each other,
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 5: and you want to be in shape for that. That's
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 5: the thesis behind this. So today I did ten minutes
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 5: on the treadmill, fifteen incline, three point five speed. That's
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 5: my sort of warm up. Then I did a dynamic
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 5: warm up on top of that, which was good mornings,
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 5: inch worms, hamstring leg swings.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: Can you show us an inch worm?
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 5: You know what an inch worm is? I don't think
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 5: I do.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 4: What you're gonna tell me, You don't. You don't know
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 4: what a good morning is. Next, it's just this. You
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 4: now give us a So that's an inch worm. What's
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 4: a good morning for those who don't know? Good morning?
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah? I do.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 5: And then I do World's Greatest, and I just, you know,
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 5: kind of get the thing.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: Kelly's what's the world's greatest?
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 4: A couple of world's greatest?
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 5: When you pee on the weights? Okay, then we did.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 5: Then I did, uh, I put twenty fives in each
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 5: hand dumbbells, and I did single leg Romanian deadlifts. Yeah,
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 5: very strict form. If you tap your other leg to
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 5: regain my balance, I would penalize myself by forcing myself
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 5: to do another rep. So I was doing ten on
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 5: each side. Yeah, do you know what I'm talking about?
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 4: Of course?
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 5: Okay, alternating.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: What if you just touched the leg and you're not
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: using it for balance, What if it's just for the
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: depth of the rep?
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 5: Any touch at all?
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 4: I thought the touch is good, really punishment.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 5: Any touch for me had a rep because I like,
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 5: I like doing this.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 4: I was doing two touches. That's ten more inchworms, right straight, whatever,
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 4: And then I would come through.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's nice.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 5: I love that.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: That's nice.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 4: Something light, get the bag down?
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 5: What else did I do? Then? I took a.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: Balance just good for the transverse abdominus too.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 5: Then I did you ready to decline? Just crunches like
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 5: on a decline with my legs locked in the thing.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 6: Uh.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 5: And then I did a couple of fuck w hold
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 5: on you guys talk, I'll give you the actual caterpillars.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, a couple of bare claws.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: You spin a jellyfish on your finger, that's the best
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: warm up.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 4: I was doing jellyfishes in this morning in the gym myself.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: Jellyfish used to be the alternative to the blow it up.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: You know how people would do like this, and they'd
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: be like, ohow it up every commercial for a long time.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was Jellyfish. Isn't that from finding Nemo?
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: Oh maybe they stole it for me and my friend
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: group okay, oh yeah, and we would do the Jenny
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: Finch too, which is like you do like the underhand
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: soft all through like Jenny Finch. It's a classic.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 5: What was it?
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 4: So much?
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 5: The workout? So it's the main circuit is three times
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 5: through single leg dumbbell Romanian deadlift. I did twenty five
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 5: pound dumbells in each chance. It's not heavy, but it's
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 5: just like all about the balance. Ten reps per leg,
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 5: alternating legs to do twenty of those. Then dumbbell hammer
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 5: curls into overhead presses, so just like strict curl into
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 5: a press overhead.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 4: Not a hammer guy, To be honest, hammer worked.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 5: Better as far as like protecting the rotation of my
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 5: shoulders when I was doing them like this, getting that
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 5: all the way out was kind of straining and I
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 5: was in my body.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 4: You ever you ever hid these the reverse curls zotmans, Oh,
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 4: those are actually really helpful, I believe it. They those
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 4: work out the muscle in between the bicep and the triseep.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 5: What's that called THEE?
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 4: I forget what it's called b. There's a small muscle
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 4: in between the bicep and the tri sepp. And yes,
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 4: and when you work out this muscle, that muscle, it's
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 4: very small, but it gets bigger. And when it gets bigger,
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 4: it moves your bicep and your try sep out more
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 4: to appear as they're larger.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 5: Wow, this is really good intel. Yeah, you're filled with
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 5: it today.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: How much How much weight were you doing on those
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: curl I just.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 5: Did thirty fives just nothing. Well, I don't know. I
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 5: don't think that's crazy. I don't. I'm not like I
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 5: don't do crazy heavyweight for any of this ship. I
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 5: just try to really keep it.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 4: We gotta get you. I want to get you on
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 4: a five by five program.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 5: Then don't declined crunches. I did fifteen reps, so three
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 5: sets each, going through that as fast as you can to.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 4: Finish, I could transform you.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 5: I did overhead lunges with a forty five pound plate
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 5: straight overhead, and once again I refue if I if
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 5: I touched the leg. As I came through to the
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 5: other leg, I had to add a rep.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: How do you know you're getting low enough? How do
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: you know you're getting deep enough back?
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 4: He touches the ground, The back knee touches.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what I do.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: So that doesn't count as a reset when the back
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: knee touches.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 5: No, I'm saying, like, if I come through like like this,
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 5: right this, if I go like that, then I need
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 5: to do It's got to come all the way through
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 5: like this. You know what I'm saying.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, of course.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: That's really strict. That's goods personal discipline to have.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 5: And then uh and I did twenty yards three rounds
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 5: of that, and that was my workout.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: I can't believe you had twenty yards to work with.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: Where in New York is there twenty yards consecutives that
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: you can even want?
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 5: Right? Uh? Yeah? Just I kind of like walked around.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 5: I was I was up there, I was up I
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 5: was upstate.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 4: You ever go to a gym where someone's taking it up,
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 4: taking it outside?
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that ship is crazysfit.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 4: No, Like I'm talking about what someone's going in and
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 4: out like I. So, I used to go to this
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 4: gym and it was in like a shopping mall area.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 4: Big ass parking lot. There was a dude, there's a
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 4: small gym like like I'm talking like there would be
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 4: three people in their tops. He would be doing the
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 4: weights and then he would go out to the parking
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 4: lot and do sprints and then come back that he
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 4: would have the door just cracked open for himself.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 5: That's what.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 4: It's crazy.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 5: And they all end up in wheelchairs at fifty two.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 4: I think you got it. Once you're in the gym,
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 4: you gotta stay in the gym. I'm not sure how
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 4: I feel about.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: Taking the tire off the back of the cart.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 4: This isn't like your personal playground.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: If you got a draft in the Yeah out like
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: go to the track after.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 4: The gym if you want to do some sprints or
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 4: sprint on the treadmill. But the parking lot outside at
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 4: the grocery store is a little performative.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 5: One might say, yeah, well, either way, I've finally tuned
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 5: that workout for Civil War two. Great, And you can
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 5: imagine that that overhead press move is going to be
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 5: great for when you have to carry like a dismembered
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 5: loved one through a trench or river of blood.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 4: Is that would you say that workout is for libs.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 5: Or for Oh, I'm just picking the winning side. Whoever
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 5: looks like they're coming out front, that's who I'm going. Yeah,
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 5: that's the beauty of being.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 4: You should sell that plan like I wouldn't be given
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 4: we can cut all that.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 5: I want people to be part of it. You guys
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 5: got to be ready giving.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 4: That out for free.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: But now the other side is going to know how
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: to train exactly.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 5: They who is the other side?
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 4: We don't know.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 5: They don't know which side.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: I'm only geographical or we going ideological for ideological? Oh really,
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: I thought it was geographical.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 5: I mean it's kind of close, but I see what
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 5: you mean. Yeah, I get what you.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: Mean with the North and South, Like do you think
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: that both sides had monolithic ideologies?
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 5: I get what you mean. It's almost like it's East coast,
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 5: West coast versus middle that's the new Civil War.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, fly over states, the coastal elites.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 4: I don't think states are super aligned like they used
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 4: to be.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: That's why it's going to be hard. That's why it's
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: going to be like that movie Civil War exactly.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's some purps purple states. Yeah, there's a lot
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 5: of purple states, a lot of purple states, but they'll
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 5: probably just uh, you know, go to their own sides,
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 5: sort of like a West Germany h East Germany trail.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: When was the When was Europe the most unified? Was
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: there ever a time when most of Europe was controlled?
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: Was it like the Roman Empire? Or like, uh, Alexander
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: the Great? Did he unify a lot of it?
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 4: I honestly want to say, like now the EU? Yeah,
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 4: they seem pretty like.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: What I'm saying, Like, were they ever all won country?
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 5: Wasn't Napoleon? I mean, didn't he conquered?
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: But those were all always still their own countries. It's
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: in England and everything, we're their own country.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 5: It's probably what you it's probably the Roman Empire or
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 5: or Alexander the Great. Didn't he I mean Alexander the
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 5: Great like pretty much covered the map?
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was a goat. Bad bunny. Probably bad Bunny
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: could be in the conversation for that. What he's doing
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: for Puerto Rico is so nice.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 5: I didn't even know that.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, yeah, I just take it. We all want
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 4: to know what he has to say.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 5: Who was that prez? Is it? Oh shit?
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: I'm also.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 5: I'll be in Philly on. Was it October like second, third,
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 5: and fourth. I think at Helium Philly. I hope to
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 5: see you.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: Was there?
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 5: After that? Straight to San Diego. American Comedy comes Santiago.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 4: Oh, really, have you done that? No, I've heard it's
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 4: really good.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 5: I thought you did it. No. I did Lao Comedy, which.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 4: Is also really good. But I've heard the I when
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 4: I did my don't tell. I stayed next to that
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 4: club and it looks nice.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 5: I'm excited. I mean, I'm excited to just go to
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 5: San Diego. Yeah.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 4: San Diego fucking rules.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 5: It's like everyone's almost consensus pick for the best place
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 5: to go in America as far as like live. Yeah,
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 5: best weather, Yeah, the best weather in the country.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 4: Definitely, I would agree.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 5: It's never wrong. And it's within ten degrees of a
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 5: high and low throughout the year. I feel like, yeah,
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 5: maybe fifteen, I went out there and I went to see.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna ship my pants, so I gotta go to
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 4: the back well end.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 5: That son of a boydd Yeah, thank you. Everybody was a.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 9: Still still under ground. So I looked on.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 5: To you.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 9: Game Rid. I was only falling one way. I was
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 9: only falling one way. Jay were drifted, fool Foo was.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 5: So so.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 9: Then you leave, son, No I'm coming. I was on
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  Speaker 9: a phone in longer. I was on a phone in
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