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38 Liars · Podcast - Big 98.7

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Speaker 1: Do you wash clothes that you you know, you buy
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Speaker 1: from Target or packs on or wherever? Do you wash
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Speaker 1: those clothes before you wear them out? Seven oh one
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Speaker 1: two eight zero one nine eight seven. And you know what, Angie,
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Speaker 1: I bet I had counted I don't know upwards of
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Speaker 1: thirty eight liars on Facebook.
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Speaker 2: What it's It's incredible liars. How what did they say?
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Speaker 1: I always wash every article of clothing I've ever bought
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Speaker 1: before wearing it out.
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Speaker 3: Get out of here.
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Speaker 2: I feel like that's really a.
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Speaker 3: Lot's a lie.
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Speaker 4: Let me be the first to say, I'm Angie, I'm disgusting.
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Speaker 2: I do not wash most of the things.
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Speaker 4: There are two things that I do wash before I
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Speaker 4: put them on, and that's underwear and.
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Speaker 3: Prause I don't. I couldn't care less.
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Speaker 2: Well, you're does your underwear come in a package?
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Speaker 3: Yeah?
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 4: My underwear comes from Victoria's Secret, so it's all been
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Speaker 4: laid out and people have been manhandling it trying to Yeah. Okay,
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Speaker 4: so I wash that, But everything else, No, No, I
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Speaker 4: do wash it.
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Speaker 2: I do wash the kid's cloth.
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Speaker 4: The other thing is I don't like wash instructions for
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Speaker 4: clothes for adults like sometimes you have to be more
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Speaker 4: delicate than I don't want to deal with all that
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Speaker 4: before I even wear it the first time.
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Speaker 2: So no, I don't wash it for the kids clothes,
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Speaker 2: which is more.
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Speaker 4: Basic, just because sometimes my kids have reactions with their
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Speaker 4: like skin, I will throw their clothes in the wash
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Speaker 4: or run it through first. But for me personally, I'm disgusting,
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Speaker 4: and no I do not.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't either. Les Here's what I will say.
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Speaker 1: If I get like a flannel from a thrift store,
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Speaker 1: that I'll wash for sure. But if this is a
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Speaker 1: brand new shirt hanging on the racket coals, I'll wear
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Speaker 1: that out of the building.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, me too.
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Speaker 3: I couldn't care to gross.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're disgusting, but I feel like I'm okay with that.
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Speaker 3: This just so funny.
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Speaker 4: Is there anybody on Facebook that admitted that they're a
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Speaker 4: little gross?
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Speaker 3: Well, I really like what Leely said. This was pretty funny.
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Speaker 1: She said, we're supposed to buy new clothes I've been wearing. Well,
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Speaker 1: I'm assuming she meant she's been wearing hand me downs
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Speaker 1: her whole life. I couldn't exactly understand what she was
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Speaker 1: trying to say, but I think she's been wearing hand
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Speaker 1: me downs her whole life. And you know what, sometimes
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Speaker 1: the kiddos can grow so fast that those hand me
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Speaker 1: downs also get worn out.
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Speaker 2: So yeah, that great.
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Speaker 3: Yeah. I like John.
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Speaker 1: John's an honest man, one hundred percent wear it right
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Speaker 1: off the shelf.
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Speaker 4: Thank you.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I respect it, John, You're one of us.
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Speaker 3: Everyone else.
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Speaker 1: My favorite comments are the oh, of course, that's so obvious.
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Speaker 3: No it's not.
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Speaker 2: No, it's not right. No, it's not obvious.
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Speaker 4: And you know why, even when I go to look
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Speaker 4: for clothes and you try on clothes in the dressing room, right,
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Speaker 4: I feel like it's pretty obvious when you're grabbing something
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Speaker 4: if it looks like it's been worn out in the store,
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Speaker 4: and if it does, I just go back to the
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Speaker 4: rack and like find one that doesn't look worn out.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: See, I like Cynthia. Cynthia was an honest person on Facebook.
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Speaker 1: I wear right away because washing can fade them already.
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Speaker 1: And I don't dry half my clothes anyway, do a
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Speaker 1: little are also don't dry.
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Speaker 2: I hang all my clothes.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, all right, who wants to be honest with
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Speaker 1: us this morning? And who wants to lie? Seven oh
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Speaker 1: one two eight zero one to nine eight seven I'm
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Speaker 1: not saying, like, you know, maybe.
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Speaker 3: You wash most of or some of or whatever, but
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Speaker 3: I always do.
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Speaker 1: This is a load of garbage plus little victories for
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Speaker 1: you right now as we practice gratitude every single day
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Speaker 1: here on Big ninety eight point seven. It's just the
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Speaker 1: little things that can really make or break your day.
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Speaker 2: That's right.
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Speaker 4: If you ever have something you want to share with
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Speaker 4: us seven oh one to two eight o one nine
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Speaker 4: eight seven, a little victory that just put a pep
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Speaker 4: in your step, we want to hear about it.
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Speaker 3: A little victory can go a long way, that's right.
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Speaker 4: Well, gave my little victory is that I got a
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Speaker 4: full night's sleep. I know that that is simple, but
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Speaker 4: I have had struggles getting to bed, like from like
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Speaker 4: Sunday to whatever yesterday was, and I'm finally I'm good.
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Speaker 2: I'm well rested.
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Speaker 4: I feel like a normal human woman, and that's very
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Speaker 4: important to me.
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Speaker 1: I think it's incredible, the idea of getting a good
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Speaker 1: night's sleep. It's kind of like the idea of you know,
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Speaker 1: if you want to lose weight, right, The idea of
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Speaker 1: losing weight is very simple, more calories out than calories in, right,
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Speaker 1: but actually getting it done a lot harder said than done.
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Speaker 1: Exactly the same thing for getting a good night sleep.
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Speaker 1: You know how many people are gonna wake up tired today?
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Speaker 1: I would bet over half. Yeah, of all of us
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Speaker 1: are waking up tired today, and it's all our own
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Speaker 1: doing most of the time.
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Speaker 2: Honestly, it was a miracle that I fell asleep.
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Speaker 4: It's just my mind is always racing at night, right,
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Speaker 4: It's like, how do I turn that off?
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Speaker 3: I've seen the Harry Potter books.
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Speaker 2: Oh, that's what you do.
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Speaker 1: That guy listened to like audio books that I've either
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Speaker 1: heard or I'm not like crazy super interested in.
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Speaker 3: I should try it.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I should try that.
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Speaker 4: But I think yesterday my brain was like, girl, I'm
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Speaker 4: as tired as you are.
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Speaker 2: And then I passed out. It was wonderful.
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Speaker 1: I'm very happy for you. That is a wonderful, wonderful feeling.
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Speaker 2: What about you, Gabe, what's your little victory?
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Speaker 3: Do you remember?
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Speaker 1: It was a handful of weeks ago there was the
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Speaker 1: meat truck over in Morehead. Yes, so I bought some
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Speaker 1: of the meat from there and we've used it, you.
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Speaker 3: Know, here and there whatever.
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Speaker 1: Yesterday busted out some steaks and we used it to
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Speaker 1: make and I did everything, all of the cooking, no
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Speaker 1: help from Corey. None was done by her. You know
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Speaker 1: what her job was. She got to be the dishes
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Speaker 1: hero yesterday.
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Speaker 2: Oh nice.
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Speaker 1: And I did everything by myself, which I was very
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Speaker 1: proud of. We used the steaks, you know, cut them
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Speaker 1: up and kind of did our own chipotleke qu Doba bowls.
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Speaker 2: I think that is the perfect way to use so fire.
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Speaker 3: Let me tell you, chef boy aar glitten. Last night
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Speaker 3: was cheffin' Okay.
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Speaker 2: Did you bring leftovers today for lunch?
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Speaker 5: No?
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Speaker 3: I did not bring leftovers because there aren't any. We
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Speaker 3: house this up.
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Speaker 1: There is some leftover like rice and all that, but yeah,
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Speaker 1: the steaks are gone.
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Speaker 3: We used them all. But it was very It was
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Speaker 3: just fun.
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Speaker 1: It was like, you know, the first day of fall,
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Speaker 1: or one of the first handful of days of fall.
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Speaker 1: The weather was great, it wasn't too hot, you know,
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Speaker 1: as I'm grilling these things, playing fetch with the dog
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Speaker 1: in the backyard, just by myself because I wanted it
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Speaker 1: to be done by the time Corey got home at
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Speaker 1: four point thirty. So I just enjoyed making the entire
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Speaker 1: meal yesterday solo, no help from my wife except the
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Speaker 1: panic of wait, what do I need to do for
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Speaker 1: this part on the phone when she was on the
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Speaker 1: way home.
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Speaker 2: Oh well, I love that, and you sound like a
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Speaker 2: real good husband right now.
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Speaker 1: I tried my best, I tell you, all right, that
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Speaker 1: age old question, Angie, mm when it comes to dudes,
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Speaker 1: and obviously I know you have a very loving boyfriend. Yes,
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Speaker 1: do you prefer dude's hat or no hat? And I
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Speaker 1: know that there is a huge umbrella to that question.
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Speaker 1: Right What are you doing? What are you at an event?
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Speaker 1: Are you at whatever? Are you wearing a suit? YadA, YadA, YadA.
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Speaker 1: Just in general, when you are out and abouts at
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Speaker 1: like target, Yeah, all right, and you see a fella
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Speaker 1: he's got a hat on. Are you in or out?
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Speaker 1: Is that a ya or a nay? A thumb's up
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Speaker 1: or a thumb's down?
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Speaker 2: You know what?
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Speaker 4: In general, my knee jerk is I think I'm being
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Speaker 4: hat fished. Okay, what's that where someone is wearing a
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Speaker 4: hat to give the illusion that maybe there's hair under there,
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Speaker 4: but there's not, and the person is bald. Now, I
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Speaker 4: don't think there's anything wrong with being bald. I think
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Speaker 4: there's something wrong with trying to act like you're no sure.
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Speaker 4: I feel like if you're bald, just like be bald,
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Speaker 4: but like be fully bald, because then there's the people
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Speaker 4: with like the Cold de Sac haircut, and it's like what.
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Speaker 3: I call that.
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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say that here on Big ninety eight
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Speaker 1: point seven. If you want to know, I will tell
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Speaker 1: you what it is, but you have to text me.
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah seven oh one two eight zero one nine
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Speaker 1: eight seven. Yeah, I'm I have wondered this before. Are
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Speaker 1: ladies into the hats? Because you hear like the ladies right,
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Speaker 1: they're into maybe the gray sweatpants.
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Speaker 2: Absolutely, oh my gosh, the season is upon us.
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Speaker 3: The T shirt yeah, and the backwards hat or what
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Speaker 3: have you.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, And I posted this question I wanted to know
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Speaker 1: ladies guys with hats?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, your name because for me, I like a lady in.
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Speaker 2: A hat and she really she's.
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Speaker 1: Got you know, like a big cowboy puffy hat or
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Speaker 1: something like that, or she's got some tiny hair, if
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Speaker 1: she's got like a snap back on or something that
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Speaker 1: would when Corey has got her she has this camouflage
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Speaker 1: hat she wears forward sometimes when she has that hat on,
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Speaker 1: I don't know.
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Speaker 3: What it is.
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Speaker 1: Is there something like just sporty and sexy about it,
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Speaker 1: you know what I mean.
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Speaker 2: I love that.
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Speaker 4: I think there are guys that do look good in hats.
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Speaker 4: I think you look good in a hat.
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Speaker 3: I did.
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Speaker 4: I was surprised when you took it off and you
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Speaker 4: have a full head of hair.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I got a solid head of hair.
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Speaker 2: Yes, you really do.
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Speaker 4: But that goes to I think I've been tricked too
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Speaker 4: many times that then when the hat comes off and
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Speaker 4: there is hair, I'm like, wait a minute, And then
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Speaker 4: I think, why aren't you just like showing off your hair?
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Speaker 4: Here's what I'll say. Back in the early two thousands,
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Speaker 4: Jason Maraz and Neo started something that I've been bitter
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Speaker 4: about for years.
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Speaker 2: Okay, the fedora.
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Speaker 4: Do you know how few people in this life can
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Speaker 4: wear a fedora and not look like a joke. I
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Speaker 4: am so mad at Jason Maraz and Neo because they're
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Speaker 4: musical artists and they get away with wearing a lot
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Speaker 4: of stuff that probably shouldn't be worn. Yeah, but then
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Speaker 4: guys saw that and thought, oh, should I be wearing
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Speaker 4: a The answer is no. The answer was no. Then
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Speaker 4: the answer is no. Now no, you do not wear fedora?
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Speaker 3: You know, does look good in a Fedora.
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Speaker 1: I think is a dude is James Bay He pulls
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Speaker 1: off a Fedora hat very well?
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Speaker 4: Is he a musical artist? Of course, exactly. Regular folk
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Speaker 4: can't be wearing Fedora. Get that out of your system.
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Speaker 1: Well, I like what Sharon said on Facebook Here, Sharon
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Speaker 1: is kind of along the lines of with you. So
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Speaker 1: if you are a dude in listening and you go, oh,
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Speaker 1: should I wear a hat to this event? Should I
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Speaker 1: not wear a hat to this event? Sharon said, well,
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Speaker 1: it depends. She has more to say. If the guy
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Speaker 1: is wearing a hat to cover a receding hairline, maybe
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Speaker 1: not so much. But if he takes that hat off
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Speaker 1: and a full head of hair, oh mama. She also said,
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Speaker 1: so for those guys that are going bald, just shave
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Speaker 1: it off. I feel like a guy that is confident
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Speaker 1: with a bald head is super sexy.
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Speaker 4: That's right, mister clean sexy. Bruce willis sexy. Like just
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Speaker 4: rock the bald head. You don't need a hat to
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Speaker 4: be hot. But I will say, Gabe, you look very
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Speaker 4: handsome in a half.
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Speaker 1: I appreciate you, and I kind of wear it as
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Speaker 1: like a purse. It's like an accessory.
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Speaker 4: This is am I the problem? Where you send us
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Speaker 4: your side of the story and we help you figure
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Speaker 4: out if you're right or if maybe you're the problem.
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Speaker 4: I Amber wrote into us, and this is more of
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Speaker 4: an advice thing than anything else, but it falls into
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Speaker 4: the same umbrella.
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Speaker 2: So we're gonna help her out.
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Speaker 3: That's right, she wrote.
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Speaker 4: To us, Hey, Big ninety eight point seven Morning Show,
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Speaker 4: I could use your help. My bestie and I have
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Speaker 4: been attached at the hip forever, but lately I feel
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Speaker 4: like we're butting heads over something kind of small.
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Speaker 2: But it's bugging me.
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Speaker 4: Whenever we hang out, she's on her phone constantly scrolling, texting, TikTok,
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Speaker 4: you name it. And I get that we all live
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Speaker 4: on our phones, but sometimes I feel like I'm just
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Speaker 4: sitting there while she's hanging out with everyone online instead
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Speaker 4: of me. I've dropped a couple of hands and even
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Speaker 4: joked about it, but nothing changes. Do I bring it
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Speaker 4: up seriously and risk sounding petty or just let it
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Speaker 4: slide because it's normal now, Amber, I think you're missing
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Speaker 4: an opportunity to meet her where she's at. That's what
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Speaker 4: you always hear, like, meet people where they're at. If
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Speaker 4: she's a chronically online. Broad Well, here's what you gotta do.
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Speaker 4: You get on your phone and you start sending memes
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Speaker 4: to her in real time, and then you guys can
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Speaker 4: discuss the memes in person and laugh and joke, and
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Speaker 4: that way it's the best of both worlds. Call her
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Speaker 4: Miley Cyrus because her Hannah Montana the best of both worlds.
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Speaker 2: God, I thank you.
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Speaker 4: But yeah, so that way you can be online but
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Speaker 4: still talking to her, and then maybe as you're doing that,
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Speaker 4: then slide in that you know, hey, this is great,
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Speaker 4: but like sometimes I just miss when we're just like
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Speaker 4: talking just me and you. But first meet her where
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Speaker 4: she is that and then slip in that you don't
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Speaker 4: love that she's chronically online.
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Speaker 2: What do you think, Gabe?
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Speaker 1: I think Amber, what you need to do is take
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Speaker 1: this to an extreme, extreme, over the top level. Okay,
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Speaker 1: you get her mother, her father, her siblings, all of
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Speaker 1: your other closest friends, and what you do is when
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Speaker 1: she goes to work and comes back home, you all
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Speaker 1: are sitting in a room a La intervention style. Okay,
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Speaker 1: what you do is say, hey, we understand that this
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Speaker 1: addiction is a problem. Wow, you go way overboard with it.
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Speaker 1: So ay, It's funny, but be kind of embarrassing that
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Speaker 1: we can't hang out with you without you being on
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Speaker 1: your phone. That would, I think get your point across.
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Speaker 1: And also you played off as a big giant joke.
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Speaker 1: If all my friends got together and said, Gabe, you
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Speaker 1: are scrolling on YouTube, Instagram, whatever while we're trying to
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Speaker 1: hang out with you and enjoy each other's time, I
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Speaker 1: would throw my phone in the red river.
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Speaker 3: Be gone, it begone? What do you think?
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Speaker 4: Seven oh one two, eight oh one, nine eighty seven.
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Speaker 4: We also posted this on Facebook. What are your thoughts?
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Speaker 4: Amber's best friend can't put her phone down when they
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Speaker 4: hang out.
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Speaker 2: Is it petty for Amber to bring it up? Or
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Speaker 2: is it fair game?
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Speaker 4: The Amber wrote in saying her bestie is glued to
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Speaker 4: her phone every time they hang out, scrolling, texting TikTok.
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Speaker 4: She's torn on whether to call her out and risk
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Speaker 4: sounding petty.
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Speaker 2: Or she should just let it go.
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Speaker 4: Since being on your phone is so normal now, I
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Speaker 4: think she should just get on the phone right there
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Speaker 4: with her and just they can both be, you know,
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Speaker 4: legs crossed over each others and then just on their
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Speaker 4: phone sending memes back and forth. And then they can
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Speaker 4: laugh and joke about the memes together there. Yeah, I
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Speaker 4: think she should meet her friend where she's at, Gabe, what.
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Speaker 1: Was I think she should go way overboard and schedule
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Speaker 1: a very real intervention with her friends and family, and
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Speaker 1: then you always have that to fall back on as
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Speaker 1: like a joke, because this lady's clearly addicted to her phone.
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Speaker 1: If my friends did that to me, I'd be so
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Speaker 1: embarrassed that I'd go back to like a nochia brick phone.
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Speaker 4: We posted this on the Facebook page too, Gabe, what
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Speaker 4: we got on there?
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Speaker 1: Ashley said, text her and tell her you're lonely while
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Speaker 1: you're hanging out.
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Speaker 3: That's actually pretty good.
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Speaker 2: Oh that's good. That's like passive aggressive and cute.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: If it doesn't change, maybe limit the time you spend
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Speaker 1: with her, which is sad. You know, when you think
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Speaker 1: of breaking up a lot of people think of breaking
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Speaker 1: up with like a significant other. Sometimes you got to
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Speaker 1: break up with your friends or start distancing yourself a
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Speaker 1: little bit, and that can be, you know, just as hard,
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Speaker 1: if not hard.
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Speaker 2: I think it's worse. I think of breakup with a
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Speaker 2: friend is worse.
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Speaker 1: I don't know if I've ever broken up with a friend.
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Speaker 1: Nothing I can leave, not that I can think of
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Speaker 1: off the top of my head.
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Speaker 2: So I can think of a few people i'd like
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Speaker 2: you to break it up with.
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Speaker 3: Who I can't.
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Speaker 2: Let's say it on air. Have you lost your mind?
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Speaker 3: All right? I think in general? This one was from Gabrielle.
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Speaker 1: She said, I think in general people should be more
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Speaker 1: present with hanging out with friends in person. Why even
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Speaker 1: hang out if you're just gonna be on your phone.
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Speaker 1: I think you should bring it up politely and even
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Speaker 1: even suggest if you go out to eat or something,
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Speaker 1: that phone stay in your purses so you can be
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Speaker 1: present in the moment. If she doesn't change, maybe it's
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Speaker 1: time to just communicate online and not meet up in person.
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Speaker 1: That sounds terrible, but it also sounds like she's wasting
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Speaker 1: your time by sitting there doing nothing while she scrolls.
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Speaker 1: You could also do the old like out to dinner thing.
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Speaker 1: The first one to touch their phone has to pay
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Speaker 1: for both meals.
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Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, Amber will have free food for life.
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Speaker 1: You can't cut this friend off, then keep her in
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Speaker 1: your life. Do you find yourself to be a bit
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Speaker 1: of a thrill seeker?
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Speaker 3: Angie?
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Speaker 2: No, No, I could not be further from a thrill seeker.
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Speaker 4: I like to feel calm and like everything is just
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Speaker 4: okay and chill. I don't need the I feel like
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Speaker 4: I'm an anxious person in general, and I don't need
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Speaker 4: anything to spike my heart rate even more.
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Speaker 3: Yeah. See, you know I love me a good roller coaster.
17:19
Speaker 3: Love roller coaster.
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Speaker 2: Oh, I do like roller coasters, you know, I don't.
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Speaker 1: I'm not necessarily like afraid of heights, which does make
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Speaker 1: what I'm about to say a little bit contradictory. But
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Speaker 1: I think it's more of my fear of the open water.
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Speaker 1: My mother and my sister were on this vacation together
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Speaker 1: and they did something I could never do, which is
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Speaker 1: they went parasailing. You know, the the it's like the
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Speaker 1: ballot not the balloon, but parachute. Parachute thank you that
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Speaker 1: you go up and they tug you behind the boat.
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Speaker 2: Oh but you're up in the air.
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Speaker 1: Behind long extended rope. Oh yeah, I could never do that.
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Speaker 1: It's not necessarily being up high that would terrify me.
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Speaker 1: I just do not like the open water like that.
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Speaker 1: If I get on a lake that is too big
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Speaker 1: and I can't see the other side, yeah, it makes
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Speaker 1: me uncomfortable, get freaked out, Like, I don't know if
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Speaker 1: I could ever do a cruise really well, because those
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Speaker 1: ships are so big they basically have cities built on them.
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Speaker 3: I mean maybe, but I do not like the open
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Speaker 3: water like.
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Speaker 2: That, So parasailing is not your jam.
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Speaker 4: Have you ever seen Jurassic Park three, because literally there's
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Speaker 4: a father and son who like get into a parasailing accident.
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Speaker 3: Really, yeah, I'm out on that.
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Speaker 1: Is there one of those thrill seeking activities you would
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Speaker 1: never do or is it basically all of them?
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Speaker 4: No? I like roller coasters, I feel like that's fine,
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Speaker 4: but I like anything out in nature where you're doing
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Speaker 4: too much. Like I'm gonna go camping for the first
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Speaker 4: time this weekend. But what I would never do is
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Speaker 4: go spelunking. Do you know what spelunking is?
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Speaker 3: Maybe when you tell me.
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Speaker 4: Okay, it's when you essentially when you go exploring caves
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Speaker 4: and a lot of times, like to splunk, you have
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Speaker 4: to go like these like underground caves.
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Speaker 3: And crawl in the things.
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Speaker 2: Yes, people are like this is so exciting. No, it's
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Speaker 2: in a cave. It was not meant for you to see.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's nothing in this little you know, one foot
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Speaker 1: by one foot square hole. There's nothing in there that
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Speaker 1: I care about. Yeah, me either, never gonna happen.
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Speaker 4: But it's so thrilling, because why no, I don't need
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Speaker 4: that thrill in my life at all?
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Speaker 3: Ye all right?
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Speaker 1: Seven oh one two eight zero one nine eight seven
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Speaker 1: was like a thrill seeking activity that you just couldn't do,
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Speaker 1: even though it might seem fun.
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Speaker 3: Joe Lane is on the phone.
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Speaker 5: I've been on cruises where everyone's lining up for parasailing
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Speaker 5: and I'm the only one at the pool bar. You
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Speaker 5: want me strapped into a parachute, dragged behind a boat
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Speaker 5: with what looks like glorified shoe.
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Speaker 3: That's a hard past, that is perfect.
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Speaker 1: See, Joe Lean is a lady after my own heart.
19:58
Speaker 1: Right now, parasailing would do it for me. Okay, what
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Speaker 1: about Calvin?
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Speaker 6: I know everybody loves them, but I just can't get
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Speaker 6: myself to go on roller coasters. I know they're fun,
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Speaker 6: but I always imagine the worst kind of accident with
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Speaker 6: those things, and I just can't bring myself to get
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Speaker 6: on one.
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Speaker 2: You know what, you gotta get them, they're fun.
20:17
Speaker 1: I think about roller coasters is like if there's gonna
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Speaker 1: be an accident mm hmm, Like it's probably gonna take
20:22
Speaker 1: you out, all right, So it's just whatever to me. O,
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Speaker 1: my god, to me, it's like getting stuck. That is
20:28
Speaker 1: more of the scary actual roller coaster, yeah, than it.
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Speaker 2: De railing and then it's the end.
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Speaker 5: You know.
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Speaker 4: What I have unlocked A new fear though, is that
20:39
Speaker 4: this is why I don't think we were meant to
20:40
Speaker 4: have so much access to information, because.
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Speaker 2: The roller coasters where people.
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Speaker 4: I saw a girl get hit well back in the day,
20:49
Speaker 4: Fabio got hit in the face by a bird on
20:51
Speaker 4: a roller coaster, and there was another girl who was
20:54
Speaker 4: on some sort of a roller coaster type ride and
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Speaker 4: like a pigeon.
20:58
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't that it's.
20:59
Speaker 4: Because I'm scared that I cannot.
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Speaker 1: What started as a fall bucket list activity has turned
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Speaker 1: into a record breaking attraction. The Great Straw Maze in
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Speaker 1: the West Acres parking Lot has swapped straw bales for
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Speaker 1: over one thousand white cedar wooden panels, creating more durable,
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Speaker 1: allergy friendly maze that aims to set a new Guinness
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Speaker 1: World Record. Owner Kathy Johnson, she said the shift from
21:32
Speaker 1: the straw bales to the cedar planks was due to
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Speaker 1: concerns about waste, cost and durability the cedar panels they
21:39
Speaker 1: offer a long lasting solution, addressing the issues of weather
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Speaker 1: related damage and the wastefulness of the straw bills at
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Speaker 1: the end of each season. She said straw was costing
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Speaker 1: me sixty five thousand dollars every year. At the end
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Speaker 1: of the season, I'm thirty two semi loads of waste.
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Speaker 3: She said.
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Speaker 1: The wood panel maze now is roughly the same cost,
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Speaker 1: but with cedar I own it, it'll last me twenty years.
22:06
Speaker 1: The Great Maze is also vying for the title of
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Speaker 1: the world's largest cedar plank maze, as it's nearly three
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Speaker 1: point five times larger than the current record holder, which
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Speaker 1: is in Denmark. So there is a world record breaking
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Speaker 1: I guess you call it Maze West Acres Parking Lot.
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Speaker 3: Angie. You and I have done the maze.
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Speaker 1: We completed it with our significant others and your kids,
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Speaker 1: and it was so much fun to check out. Pretty
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Speaker 1: cool to say we've done a world record maze. If
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Speaker 1: you're listening right now, you could get that done too.
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Speaker 4: And by the way, on Tuesdays they're dog friendly, so
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Speaker 4: you can bring your pupper.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, next week if you want to. Yeah, yep, the
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Speaker 2: Great Maze.
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Speaker 1: It covers about forty seven eight hundred square feet in
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Speaker 1: the parking lot at West Acres with one point three
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Speaker 1: five miles of winding paths, which beats the pre vi
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Speaker 1: record holder by nearly fourteen thousand square feed. So very
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Speaker 1: exciting and a very cool, a record breaking thing we
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Speaker 1: have right here in Fargo right now that if you
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Speaker 1: wanted to check out, you totally could.
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Speaker 4: I feel like I want to go back and try
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Speaker 4: to beat like the record. Yeah, because we got out
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Speaker 4: of there in thirty seven minutes. You and I have
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Speaker 4: thirty seven and some change, and the record so far
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Speaker 4: at that point was twenty nine minutes and something. So
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Speaker 4: I wonder A what the record is now and B
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Speaker 4: if we could if we can do it?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean maybe, I don't know if it will
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Speaker 1: count though. Do you have to do the record on
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Speaker 1: your first shot?
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Speaker 4: I don't know, but I don't have a sense of direction,
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Speaker 4: so it'd be brand new to me again anyway.
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Speaker 1: Well, the world is full of nice people. If you
23:42
Speaker 1: can't find one, you gotta be one. You could also
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Speaker 1: go see a world record holder today at the West
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Speaker 1: Acres Mall