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Nostalgia Nugget 11 - Bumper stickers and School lunches · Notable Nostalgia

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Speaker 1: And what if I lost both my hands tomorrow you.
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Speaker 2: Could be a seat model star. I was sixteen at
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Speaker 2: the time or fifteen and uh, and then hook it
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Speaker 2: up with a witch and that was that. Cats can
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Speaker 2: smile apparently, whoa weird, But it doesn't always mean that
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Speaker 2: they're happy.
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Speaker 1: Lucy receives a call from what I can only assume
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Speaker 1: is the future winner of every acting award ever.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, Jennyman is a star. Her look looks weren't a
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Speaker 2: part of this issue.
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Speaker 1: He's like, I had to sell my last top hat
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Speaker 1: for grass.
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Speaker 2: Maybe this is not appropriate either, but we'll see.
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Speaker 1: What's up, nostalgia nerds. I hope everybody's ready for another
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Speaker 1: nostalgia nugget. No, no, just a little reminder. All we
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Speaker 1: do is talk about something that we feel nostalgic for.
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Speaker 1: But you know, something recently did happen. Do you think
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Speaker 1: we should?
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Speaker 2: Yeah? I need to listener all tens of you. We
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Speaker 2: recently lost Michelle Trackenberg, actress known for the last couple
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Speaker 2: of seasons of Leeds. She was on Buffy, she was
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Speaker 2: on gossip Girl. All of those three shows I mentioned
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Speaker 2: she was on in the show like tanked immediately, So
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Speaker 2: I'm not blaming it on her. But I just want
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Speaker 2: to say that she was a human, allegedly, and she
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Speaker 2: was somebody's kid, somebody's sister probably, you know. And I
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Speaker 2: am officially retiring making jokes or accurate statements about Michelle Trackenberg.
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Speaker 1: Yes, we did receive a lot of messages. Yes, maybe
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Speaker 1: the passing did happen on Jeff's birthday. Yeah, but the
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Speaker 1: very the morning it happened, I swear on everything. Jeff
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Speaker 1: text me goes, I had nothing to do with this,
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Speaker 1: nothing to do with it. So you know, I was
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Speaker 1: always like, you know, I like wh I thought she was,
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Speaker 1: you know, very attractive. I thought she was talented, so like, okay, but.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know she was.
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Speaker 1: She was.
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Speaker 2: She was a person.
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Speaker 1: All sad. It's sad.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, she's got a lot of things.
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Speaker 1: An stats I've got and I think I got like
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Speaker 1: four or so.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, so listener. One thing that I did want to
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Speaker 2: mention this kind of a sidebar to that that I
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Speaker 2: know that there's still going to release, you know, which
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Speaker 2: is kind of personal, but like the cause of death,
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Speaker 2: and it sounds like the early rumors are that she
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Speaker 2: recently had a liver transplant and something maybe happened with that,
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Speaker 2: So transplant is like a huge thing for me. So
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Speaker 2: I think the statistic still is that I think it's
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Speaker 2: only forty or sixty a really low amount of adults
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Speaker 2: in the USA are organ downers. Oh wow, so it's
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Speaker 2: a very low that low. Yeah, and then if you
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Speaker 2: take that, not all of the organs and the situation
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Speaker 2: are usable, so that number is really low. So I
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Speaker 2: understand that people have their different preferences and what happens
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Speaker 2: to their body when they pass. But if you aren't
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Speaker 2: an organ donor, maybe look into doing it. It's super
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Speaker 2: super easy to do and you can really save a
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Speaker 2: lot of lives too, So that's really good. So all
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Speaker 2: jokes aside, I am retiring my negative comments about Michelle Trackenberg.
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Speaker 1: But so let's spin it in a positive way. If
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Speaker 1: you're not an organ donor, now become one. I am one.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so yeah, I'm organ donor and it's yeah,
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Speaker 2: it's a it's it's a good thing to do. And
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Speaker 2: the people who unfortunately do do donate their organs, their
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Speaker 2: their families. I just think of them all the time
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Speaker 2: and yeah, it's really great. So so definitely look into that.
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Speaker 2: So I am passing the baton on because this is
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Speaker 2: a marathon. Life is a marathon. So yeah, so it's
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Speaker 2: it's moving to Seth Myers, So Seth my I don't
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Speaker 2: want anything bad to happen to Seth Myers, just for
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Speaker 2: the permanent record.
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Speaker 1: I'm not worried about it happening now, but on your
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Speaker 1: birthday next year, it is kind of Myers. I'm just
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Speaker 1: gonna be like, all right, man, we.
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Speaker 2: Gotta stay stay safe. But no, but yeah, so so Andy,
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Speaker 2: what are you nostalgic for?
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Speaker 1: I am nostalgiic. I was thinking about this because I
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Speaker 1: was super hungry today before we start recording. I miss elementary,
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Speaker 1: middle school and even my freshman year of school lunches.
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Speaker 1: I loved school lunches. And a lot of people go like, oh,
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Speaker 1: when we were growing up, Oh, the girls now they're
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Speaker 1: even worse because, like, thanks a lot, Michelle Obama, they
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Speaker 1: try to get healthy. So my daughters are in high
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Speaker 1: school and I'm like, oh, do you guys have like
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Speaker 1: vetting machines? And then they always joke like no, thanks
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Speaker 1: to Michelle Obama, we don't have those anymore. So there's
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Speaker 1: like no faster than they We're just really good, but
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Speaker 1: growing up. I used to love volunteering as like a
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Speaker 1: food person, because then you got double the lunches and
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Speaker 1: they had chicken sandwiches. They had tuna fish sandwiches. When
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Speaker 1: I was in elementary school, one of my favorite ones,
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Speaker 1: it was like a mount of mashed potatoes with this
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Speaker 1: like gravy and chicken and it was all this I
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Speaker 1: don't know, it's I don't know how. It's like institutionalized food.
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Speaker 1: And I love that type of flavor of institutionalized food.
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Speaker 1: So I loved elementary school. Loved our middle school breakfast.
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Speaker 1: They used to get these like off They weren't like
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Speaker 1: you know, McDonald's versions, but they were these sausage sandwiches.
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Speaker 1: I used to go there all the time. My buddy
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Speaker 1: Rocky in middle school, our eighth grade year, we would
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Speaker 1: meet up every day and then we would both get
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Speaker 1: the little containers of cereal and then we would to
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Speaker 1: eat them, but we would just load up Rockies freakin' locker.
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Speaker 1: So after a few months, his whole locker was fulled
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Speaker 1: full of little cereal. And then a principal sawt one
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Speaker 1: time and they took it out and they wheeled it
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Speaker 1: back in the oh. So I don't know if they
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Speaker 1: used it or if maybe that's just a way to
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Speaker 1: like do a quick way to get rid of it.
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Speaker 1: I don't know. But it was a full locker full
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Speaker 1: of cereal, which is I thought was hilarious.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, But the.
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Speaker 1: Main reason I'm saying this my freshman year of high school.
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Speaker 1: Like I always had a few bucks or whatever. So
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Speaker 1: then I used to get like a pizza stick. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: a pizza stick, a Hawaiian punch, soda, and a barbecue
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Speaker 1: little bag of chips, which is super healthy, right, Yeah,
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Speaker 1: And that was always at like ten thirty or eleven am,
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Speaker 1: which is crazy, but I used to love those. But
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Speaker 1: then near the end, for some reason, I went to
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Speaker 1: the actual place they give you food, the actual cafeteria, cafeteria,
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Speaker 1: and they had these cheeseburger hot pockets and they were
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Speaker 1: so fucking good. It was like literally last week or two,
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Speaker 1: I think. So I had one. I was talking too
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Speaker 1: about Adilo. I'm like, bro, these are like the best
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Speaker 1: things out of my life. So then the next day
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Speaker 1: he came in there, and we went there every single
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Speaker 1: day until the last day of school, and we hung
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Speaker 1: out all summer, right multiple times during the summer, We're
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Speaker 1: like dude, I cannot wait for sophomore year. We're gonna
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Speaker 1: get those fucking cheeseburger hot pockets. Oh, we cannot wait.
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Speaker 1: They removed them our sophomore year. The very first day
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Speaker 1: of sophomore year, we were in lunch. We were looking
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Speaker 1: around and they were not there. I was heated, but
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Speaker 1: they stilled like nachos and stuff. But I loved I
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Speaker 1: loved school lunch. I thought they were delicious. Yeah, do
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Speaker 1: you have a favorite?
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Speaker 2: I would probably say the little rectangle pizzas that were good.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, But I get what you're saying, like we like
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Speaker 2: the free, like the extra lunch because having being a
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Speaker 2: kid that's growing up, especially like boys need a lot
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Speaker 2: of food and as they're going through puberty, the school
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Speaker 2: lunches were not enough for me.
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Speaker 1: I needed.
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Speaker 2: I shouldn't be expected to eat the same amounts as
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Speaker 2: someone about half my size, Like true, Yeah, Like a
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Speaker 2: Volkswagen bug doesn't use the same amount of gas as
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Speaker 2: a semi Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Like yeah, exactly.
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Speaker 2: It doesn't make any sense. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Another point I want to make is, so I moved
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Speaker 1: around a bunch when I was like in elementary school,
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Speaker 1: and uh so here all the kids would put ranch
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Speaker 1: on their pizza, which makes sense, it's organ But when
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Speaker 1: I moved to Virginia, all the kids.
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Speaker 2: Would put Ketchup on their pizza.
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Speaker 1: And when I and that, like what you just said.
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Speaker 1: When I told people in Oregon, they go, huh, weird.
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Speaker 1: When I went to Virginia, everybody was like they put
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Speaker 1: ranch on their pizza, and it was like weird to them.
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Speaker 1: And it's weird that we're the same country. But you know,
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Speaker 1: it's it's just different. You know, it's weird.
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Speaker 2: Those are the divides, And here's I'm gonna So. I'm
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Speaker 2: not a Ketchup fan necessarily. I love you like if
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Speaker 2: it's like a higher end ketchup and I'm eating some
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Speaker 2: like dank ass rice. Yeah, but I love on pizza,
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Speaker 2: especially leftover pizza. Yellow mustard what that is? Say?
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Speaker 1: Do you like mustard in general?
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Speaker 2: Though? Yeah? Yellow yellow. I don't do the brown mustard
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Speaker 2: or spicy brown. What I don't do. I don't play
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Speaker 2: with that nonsense. I do so ketchup. I have to
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Speaker 2: have the high end Ketchup, but with yellow mustard, the
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Speaker 2: cheaper the better for me.
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Speaker 1: So the only mustard I kind of like is a
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Speaker 1: little dab on Italian sandwiches.
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Speaker 2: Okay, I like that. Yeah, I could really go for
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Speaker 2: the pizza sticks. That's a nostalgia for sure.
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Speaker 1: Hawaiian punch, barbecue chips, and pizza sticks like almost every day.
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Speaker 1: And then they also used to have these like tacobo
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Speaker 1: burritos that were in a bag, so I don't really
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Speaker 1: know how much tacobo they were, but sometimes you'd get
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Speaker 1: one where the cheese is spread it out perfectly, but
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Speaker 1: most of the time it would just be on one end.
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Speaker 1: And I always hated when I took a bite of
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Speaker 1: the end that had all the cheese, because you knew
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Speaker 1: the rest of us gonna be like mediocre, but when
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Speaker 1: you take a bite of the one that had all
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Speaker 1: the beans, and then you knew the end of that
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Speaker 1: burrito is going to be full of cheese and beans.
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Speaker 1: I'm so hungry just thinking about it right now. Let's
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Speaker 1: go to school.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I had I had a friend in school. You
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Speaker 2: know who they are too, but I won't mention their name,
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Speaker 2: but he or she came from like a wealthier family,
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Speaker 2: like more well to do. She always said, or he
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Speaker 2: always had their food and they would eat their food.
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Speaker 2: But they were also notorious dumpster divers. And like dig
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Speaker 2: in the trash at school and eat people's food that
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Speaker 2: they threw away. Whoa, And I really like this person
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Speaker 2: or I did. I don't like him anymore, but it
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Speaker 2: was really awkward because we were hanging out lunch and
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Speaker 2: they would be like digging in the trash like eating,
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Speaker 2: and I'm like.
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Speaker 1: That's fucking wild.
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Speaker 2: And when you talk to your girls like there's still
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Speaker 2: like people still start rumors about each other and do
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Speaker 2: kind of bully. That's risky to be a dumpster diver,
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Speaker 2: like a dumpster.
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Speaker 1: Liquor dude, for sure, super risky. Yeah, but there is
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Speaker 1: something to where I mean, were they aware that people
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Speaker 1: knew that they did this?
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Speaker 2: They had they did not care.
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Speaker 1: That is being a high school to have that type
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Speaker 1: of I guess like mental control, I guess say something.
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Speaker 1: I guess it was just it was. It was bizarre.
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Speaker 2: So but I don't, you know, I'm not a judge. Well,
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Speaker 2: I guess I am. Never mind, that's a hypocrite. Okay,
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Speaker 2: So what I'm nostalgic for, Andy is back in the
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Speaker 2: day when I was a kid, I loved We talked
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Speaker 2: about another nostalgia nugget, but like being a passenger in
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Speaker 2: a car, so it kind of goes back to that
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Speaker 2: a little bit. I loved driving around in the backseat
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Speaker 2: of the car looking out the window and seeing bumper
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Speaker 2: stickers on cars because they were so funny and just
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Speaker 2: goofy and like, I don't know, just it was just
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Speaker 2: a fun way to like express yourself a little bit.
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Speaker 2: And then when I got my first car, which was
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Speaker 2: a eighty seven Dodge Airy Series K like a burgundy
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Speaker 2: kind of color, it was just it was a piece
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Speaker 2: of shit car, but I bought it myself, and I was.
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Speaker 1: Like, oh much radical for sure.
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Speaker 2: And then every time I got into a fender bender,
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Speaker 2: which was so often, like I would either hit cars
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Speaker 2: they would hit me, or I would hit like I
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Speaker 2: went to the Taco Bell that drive through and I
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Speaker 2: hit like a pole, like one of those like cement poles,
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Speaker 2: So I guess they're doing their job. And every I
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Speaker 2: was so annoyed, like scared that my dad would see.
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Speaker 2: So I would just go get a bumper sticker. But
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Speaker 2: back in like the that what was that like two
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Speaker 2: thousand six, Yeah, there's there was no Amazon, so I
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Speaker 2: had to like think of my feet. So not every
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Speaker 2: store has bumper stickers, so I would just go to
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Speaker 2: like home depot and get like like dog like no
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Speaker 2: soliciting or like those kind of things, and I would
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Speaker 2: just put them all over my fucking car every time
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Speaker 2: I got like a new dent. So that was my
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Speaker 2: way of protecting. Okay, So then I thought about this
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Speaker 2: because nowadays every lot there's a lot of cars that
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Speaker 2: have specifically those like asshole pickup trucks that have like
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Speaker 2: Mega or Blue Lives Matter or whatever that kind of bullshit.
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Speaker 2: And I don't like bumper stickers anymore, Like I don't
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Speaker 2: like like, I like a lot of them, but I
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Speaker 2: don't like I would give up the fun ones for
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Speaker 2: do not have to deal with scene or a gun
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Speaker 2: gun or I can't deal with that nonsense anymore. And
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Speaker 2: I was in Portland, which is the big city in
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Speaker 2: Oregon recently, and I have a lot of anger issues
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Speaker 2: when it comes to like road rage. But I can't
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Speaker 2: flip people off for honk in Portland because all of
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Speaker 2: their bumper stickers like Coexist or like equality or LGBT Matt,
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Speaker 2: you know, like that kind of stuff. So I can't
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Speaker 2: be like you fucking asshole, like you cut me off.
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Speaker 2: But they're like talking about women's rights to choose. So
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Speaker 2: I want to get to the point I think it's
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Speaker 2: gone into rogue, like people have gone to rogue with
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Speaker 2: their bumper sticker, So I think that we need to
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Speaker 2: outlaw bumper stickers.
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Speaker 1: Now I'm thinking I didn't know because like this, I'm
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Speaker 1: assuming you're thinking when you when you think of the
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Speaker 1: coexist bumper sticks, you're probably thinking the one imort. It's
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Speaker 1: all the different like yeahs and things like the tea
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Speaker 1: and coexists is across Yeah. So I saw that a
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Speaker 1: bunch growing up. I didn't realize it spelled anything until
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Speaker 1: I was probably like twenty, and at one time I'm
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Speaker 1: just driving and I'm like, oh, it says co exists.
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Speaker 1: I thought it was just a bunch of different things,
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Speaker 1: like they're going like, hey, it's cool, and I'm like, oh,
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Speaker 1: that's really cool, which actually is the meaning. But I
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Speaker 1: didn't know what spelled anything until I was like twenty,
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Speaker 1: which makes me sound like an idiot, but yeah, blew
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Speaker 1: my fucking mind. I was like, oh my gosh, it
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Speaker 1: as coexist.
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Speaker 2: I get what you're saying about that, like not knowing
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Speaker 2: certain things that are kind of more obvious, like back
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Speaker 2: in the day with your VHS tapes. It would have
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Speaker 2: before the movie or the previews, it would say FBI warning.
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Speaker 2: But I never took the time to read that. So
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Speaker 2: I asked my sister when I was like, what does
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Speaker 2: that mean? And she was like, oh, if you put
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Speaker 2: your hand in the VCR, well it's on, the FBI
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Speaker 2: will come.
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Speaker 1: And I was like, oh fuck.
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Speaker 2: And then she also told me. What else she told
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Speaker 2: me was that the tag with the bed No not,
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Speaker 2: she didn't tell me that.
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Speaker 1: I heard that one believe, like when I was a kid.
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Speaker 1: I believe. I was like, didn't take that shit off
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Speaker 1: in trouble, which is weird.
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Speaker 2: So many of these like little memories. And like she
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Speaker 2: told me, if I said Hell five times, I go
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Speaker 2: to Hell.
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Speaker 1: And I was like damn.
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Speaker 2: And then she also, this is not really an urban legend.
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Speaker 2: She would lock me in the bathroom and force me
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Speaker 2: to say bloody muddy. Yeah, that was We need to
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Speaker 2: do an episode about like kind of urban legends idea. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: but I think I think we've just gone too crazy
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Speaker 2: with the bumper secret. I saw one the other day
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Speaker 2: that I love. It was like, honk, if you'd rather
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Speaker 2: be watching the nineteen ninety nine cinematic masterpiece of Mummy.
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Speaker 2: Starting Brian Frasier ritual wise, I was like, that's good.
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Speaker 1: There are some that I see where it's like one bumper,
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Speaker 1: like a bumper cigar, like where it said like, don't
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Speaker 1: hawk at me otherwise I'll come. Yeah. Those hilarious, right,
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Speaker 1: But for the most part, when you see those like
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Speaker 1: they're always like really hot girls. I'm like, god damn,
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Speaker 1: like this is like what.
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Speaker 2: If you did honk because she just like.
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Speaker 1: It's like I literally put something back there to teach you.
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Speaker 2: But like the student driver, one pisses me off. I
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Speaker 2: go into orbit when I see it. The one that
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Speaker 2: sends me straight into orbit is the baby on board.
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Speaker 1: I was I swear to just gonna ask.
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Speaker 2: You, did you know what that?
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Speaker 1: Did you know what that meant? When you were a.
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Speaker 2: Kid, I just assumed, like, be cautious around this person
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Speaker 2: because I have a baby in there.
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Speaker 1: See I thought that my whole life too, And then
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Speaker 1: I'm always like, well, you should be cautious all the
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Speaker 1: time you're driving. It just makes sense. So this is
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Speaker 1: what I think it means now, and I could be wrong,
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Speaker 1: But a couple of years ago it's like sparked, I
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Speaker 1: think it means if they're in an accident and the
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Speaker 1: car is all fucked up and the fire people come,
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Speaker 1: it says baby on board, so they know to like
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Speaker 1: be extra cautious. I could be wrong, but I feel
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Speaker 1: like that's what it means, because otherwise, why would why
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Speaker 1: would you say, like, hey, be cautious while you're driving.
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Speaker 1: It should just say like, hey, don't be an asshole
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Speaker 1: or something, you know what I mean.
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Speaker 2: I could be wrong, but I could see that makes more.
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Speaker 2: That makes sense to me. But if so, that's more okay.
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Speaker 2: So if it's not clear, so you got in a
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Speaker 2: car accident, God forbidding, you have a baby on board
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Speaker 2: and it's not apparent that the baby's in the back seat,
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Speaker 2: then when they do find it, it's the baby's probably
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Speaker 2: not a lot. Yeah, but I guess it's better to
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Speaker 2: give them heads up, like hey, just so you know,
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Speaker 2: there was a baby back here. But now it's like
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Speaker 2: inside out.
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Speaker 1: All over everywhere. I don't know.
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Speaker 2: I just I those bother me just because you decided
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Speaker 2: to raw dog it. I'm not gonna be extra I'm
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Speaker 2: gonna be cautious on everybody, but I'm not gonna be
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Speaker 2: extra cautious. Because you have a fucking baby in your car.
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Speaker 1: Like I was at work recently and uh, my boss
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Speaker 1: was like, you know, there's a lot of bad stuff
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Speaker 1: in the news right now, why don't we just talk
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Speaker 1: about some wins. I'm like, cool, let's just say, and
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Speaker 1: he goes, it could be in your life, it could
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Speaker 1: be wherever. So people are talking about some cool things
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Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, I just saw my favorite band
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Speaker 1: two times in a row. Of my twenty twenty night time,
17:29
Speaker 1: I snuck in, I met the people. It was a
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Speaker 1: lot of fun. And then most people were like, I'm pregnant.
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Speaker 2: That's not cool, fucking disgusting.
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Speaker 1: Like or hey, by the way, my coks listen. I said,
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Speaker 1: that's cool. Oh so that's why I thought that before.
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Speaker 2: But like, my biggest pep peeve in the world, well,
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Speaker 2: one of them is when women say we're trying to
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Speaker 2: have a baby, Like that's just like we're we're working
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Speaker 2: without a condom. Yeah, I'm just in.
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Speaker 1: The shirt where the girls said something like it says
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Speaker 1: like I have a turkey in my oven, and then
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Speaker 1: the guy shirt says something like and I basted it
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Speaker 1: or something.
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Speaker 2: It's like you it just.
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Speaker 1: Means you're just fucking just coming in her. I'm like, bro,
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Speaker 1: somebody wants to know that.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, every time I see a pregnant woman, I was thinking, like,
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Speaker 2: you do it, you did it once, you'll do it again,
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Speaker 2: like she's a sure thing. But anyways, uh so I
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Speaker 2: think we need so I'm nostalgic for the days of
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Speaker 2: yesteryear when when they weren't political, like they weren't so political.
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Speaker 2: I get it. Do your thing, you know, if you
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Speaker 2: want to be whatever.
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Speaker 1: Let me get on this. So I have a quock question.
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Speaker 1: Have you ever seen those like cars or those fucking big
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Speaker 1: ass dumb trucks. I fucking hate big trucks by Yeah,
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Speaker 1: but have you ever seen them where they have like
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Speaker 1: the balls hanging out in the Yeah? Does that mean
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Speaker 1: the truck is the dick? Is that what it's supposed
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Speaker 1: to mean?
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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I don't think even they have put
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Speaker 2: too much thought into it.
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Speaker 1: Put balls on the back of the truck. I don't
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Speaker 1: get it, because I get there is a thing to
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Speaker 1: where it's like, oh, if you have a big truck,
18:53
Speaker 1: you have a little dick.
18:54
Speaker 2: Yeah.
18:54
Speaker 1: So then I'm thinking they go like, oh, I have
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Speaker 1: a little dick, but my truck's a big dick. I
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Speaker 1: don't understand, and I don't why do they put are
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Speaker 1: they disgusting?
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Speaker 2: They're there. It's there because you typically like boats and
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Speaker 2: cars and stuff or female. I guess you say like, oh,
19:08
Speaker 2: she's a beauty. But yeah, it is kind of gay
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Speaker 2: because if you're like a straight guy driving like pickup
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Speaker 2: truck or whatever, maybe maybe you should have you know,
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Speaker 2: like beef curtains. You know what I mean, Yeah, like
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Speaker 2: a large glitter.
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Speaker 1: I just have a big vagina.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, big vagina. We need to that's what we need
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Speaker 2: to do. We need to normalize because everybody's graffiting penises.
19:29
Speaker 2: We need to start graffeeding vaginas.
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Speaker 1: Speaking of graffiti, my buddy, uh gave I thought of
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Speaker 1: a great idea, and I have another idea, so' gonna
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Speaker 1: give you idiots. So you know when people do like
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Speaker 1: gang graffiti, Yeah, my buddy Josh, she goes, you should
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Speaker 1: just do because it's annoy or whatever, Like it'd be
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Speaker 1: cool if they did it somewhere cool, like a cop
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Speaker 1: car or something like cool like that, But it's always
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Speaker 1: like on some person's fence and it's like, well, you know,
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Speaker 1: that's not very nice so it says like Hobbes X thirteen, right,
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Speaker 1: and then Josh goes, we should just go behind it
19:59
Speaker 1: and Fraypriant sucks dicks, right, But this is my idea,
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Speaker 1: and I think this is a golden idea. I want
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Speaker 1: to talk to every gang in America. Cribs Blood's MS thirteen,
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Speaker 1: all of them, right, yeah, and they all get their
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Speaker 1: own specific style. So instead of just like tagging crips
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Speaker 1: somewhere right, your style are flowers, right, and then the
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Speaker 1: Bloods will be animals, and then M A thirteen will
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Speaker 1: be space, so then it's beautiful murals. But then you
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Speaker 1: also know, hey, MS thirteen owns this block. But we
20:37
Speaker 1: can also look at this beautiful moon.
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Speaker 2: I think that's a beautiful thing, not a bad idea.
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Speaker 2: They're not telling them. Don't represent your your gripfuls.
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Speaker 1: Make the whole thing beautiful while are you doing it?
20:47
Speaker 2: Yes? Okay, this this is something to ponder, listener, ponder it.
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Speaker 2: So if you know how people in Cribs Blood whatever, like,
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Speaker 2: maybe they think that they're bad ass with like you know,
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Speaker 2: I'm gonna pop some you know whatever. Do you think
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Speaker 2: that this might get me killed? Do you think that
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Speaker 2: people like that are on Isis think that crips are
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Speaker 2: just bitches because they're all blowing up ship with with
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Speaker 2: airplanes and suicide bombings. These people are just doing dry buys.
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Speaker 1: Well until Isis gets like a cool hand sign. I
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Speaker 1: mean they're kind of not in the same tier.
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Speaker 2: But the hand thing he kind of once kind of
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Speaker 2: lack of a better word, faggy.
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Speaker 1: I don't know, I mean thing, Yeah, that's pretty.
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Speaker 2: Gang yeah gangang. Yeah. No, so I am gonna go
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Speaker 2: on the permit record and say that if you're in
21:36
Speaker 2: a gang, you puss it. If you're in a gang,
21:41
Speaker 2: you love putting, you're in a pussy, you're a you're
21:43
Speaker 2: a pussy.
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Speaker 1: Okay.
21:44
Speaker 2: Yeah, So because I don't know, I just think I'm
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Speaker 2: against terrorism, but I just think that they're a little
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Speaker 2: more badass.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, they do love doing like they go big monkey bars. Yeah.
21:56
Speaker 1: From the earlier two thousands it was just like what
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Speaker 1: was the one two thousands is all them working out
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Speaker 1: just like doing fucking like monkey bars.
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Speaker 2: I couldn't I couldn't join them. I would do like
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Speaker 2: I'm sure that they have like accounting department or like
22:12
Speaker 2: that kind of thing that I'd.
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Speaker 1: Be like, all right, guys, I'm here for I'm a
22:15
Speaker 1: marketer for marketer. Here we go. Sorry, i'll speak that language.
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Speaker 1: I don't know what you're saying, but hear me out.
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Speaker 2: I could do hr.
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Speaker 1: I was thinking about that just for like normal gangs too.
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Speaker 1: Imagine like, hey, guys, I do want to join the Bloods,
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Speaker 1: don't want to get beat in. Here me out, But
22:32
Speaker 1: I know you guys are like making a lot of money.
22:34
Speaker 1: Let's diversify this money. Let's put in some stocks, some
22:38
Speaker 1: real stuff, and then like I'll get a bunch of tattoos.
22:41
Speaker 1: I'll do even cooler gang signs. I've been working on
22:43
Speaker 1: my gang signs recently. Just you never know, you never
22:46
Speaker 1: know when you're gonna need a cool gang sign. But
22:48
Speaker 1: then I'll be a top dog and I'll say so,
22:51
Speaker 1: and then all fucking.
22:53
Speaker 2: There's somebody that has to do, like, you know, uniforms.
22:56
Speaker 2: Everybody you know someone that has to do lunch it.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're like, I can do the lunches. I'm gonna
23:03
Speaker 1: help you out with your uniforms. Like I kind of
23:05
Speaker 1: so I'm not great, but I'm not bad. So yeah, we.
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Speaker 2: Could do their holiday party, like, yeah, we could do
23:13
Speaker 2: some stand up for that and.
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Speaker 1: Do like karaoke and a PA system, don't or guys
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Speaker 1: have a lot of fun.
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Speaker 2: Oh they probably do, like what Endless Love by Dana Rosso?
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Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh so good?
23:26
Speaker 2: All right, so I'm nostalgic for bumper stickers of yesterdayear?
23:28
Speaker 2: And what was yours again?
23:29
Speaker 1: It was school lunches?
23:32
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