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Did you get the ICK? · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Ste Jane Rich.
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  Speaker 2: Whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm that microphone am in. Everything is
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  Speaker 2: falling apart in this brand new studio. Anyway, second date
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  Speaker 2: update this morning. It was pretty wild and if you
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  Speaker 2: missed it shortly, we will post a clip on our
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  Speaker 2: Instagram where you just type in the word date and
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  Speaker 2: we'll send you a second date right to your phone.
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  Speaker 1: But there was a whole thing I had to do
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  Speaker 1: with X. I don't want to ruin it for you,
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  Speaker 1: but had to do with somebody.
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  Speaker 2: It's some X that this beautiful woman had, Catherine, And
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  Speaker 2: you're calling because you have a first date.
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  Speaker 1: Ick, right, yes I do. Good morning, Good morning. What happened?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so this was back in two thousand and seven,
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  Speaker 3: two thousand and eight. I think one of my friends
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  Speaker 3: set me up on a blind date. I was one
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  Speaker 3: of her best girlfriends of the time. She set me
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  Speaker 3: up with one of her best guy friends. So he
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  Speaker 3: come picked me up at my parents' house. And because
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  Speaker 3: I was still living at home that time, he asked
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  Speaker 3: if I liked seafood, and I'm like yeah. So he
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  Speaker 3: takes the restaurant he picked out, which is which is fine.
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  Speaker 3: We get there, we go Taboo has the sweetest little
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  Speaker 3: waitress and she he just stopped before I sat down
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  Speaker 3: and looked me up and down and he's like and
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  Speaker 3: then he asked, waitress, can we split a meal? Is okay?
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  Speaker 3: Because I'm just really not hungry, and I'm thinking, weird,
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  Speaker 3: you know, if this is a money thing, you know,
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  Speaker 3: I could offer it to pay, you know, for mine.
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  Speaker 4: He's like, no, no, no, I got it.
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  Speaker 1: I got it.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just not that hungry. So we sit down waitress
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  Speaker 3: rings are he's like eighty percent of it. And I said, look,
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  Speaker 3: you know I can order something you know else, and
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  Speaker 3: he's like, no, no, don't order anything else. I got it. Okay.
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  Speaker 3: So what we set in like the most uncomfortable, awkward
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  Speaker 3: silence for probably about thirty forty five minutes, and then
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  Speaker 3: he was like, well, I'm ready, Are you ready? And
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  Speaker 3: I'm like sure. So he takes me back to my parents' house,
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  Speaker 3: drops me off, and just completely ghosted and never suck
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  Speaker 3: to him again.
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  Speaker 2: So which part was the ick? Because the whole thing
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  Speaker 2: sounds pretty Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: It really was.
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  Speaker 3: I guess the thing was like, can we share a
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  Speaker 3: meal because I'm not hungry? But then let me pay?
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  Speaker 3: And then he just ate like almost all of it,
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  Speaker 3: what I know, So that was just that was just weird.
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  Speaker 3: Like if he wasn't attracted, you know, that's fine, but
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  Speaker 3: I mean, like.
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  Speaker 2: Let a girl order something, Bie Catherine, thanks for calling in,
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  Speaker 2: Thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, of course, love your shit, love your shadow, love
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  Speaker 3: you guys.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: I have something somewhat similar that I think is relatable
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  Speaker 2: in relationships.
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  Speaker 1: You know, my wife and I've been together a long time.
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  Speaker 2: But there's this thing that she does where if I
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  Speaker 2: order something, she orders something, you know, then she eats
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  Speaker 2: my food, right, which is fine because she never finishes
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  Speaker 2: her food, so I could eat her food. But like,
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  Speaker 2: we were at the Sun's game the other night and
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  Speaker 2: I grabbed the plate of food and I sat down
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  Speaker 2: next to her, and on my plate of food, I
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  Speaker 2: had a brownie and she took my I said.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go get so brownie brown and she's like no.
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  Speaker 2: When I sat down, she ate half my brownie, but
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  Speaker 2: she said she didn't want a brownie, right, So then
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  Speaker 2: when we went to go sit down, I grabbed I
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  Speaker 2: wanted more brownie, So I grabbed some brownies and I
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  Speaker 2: walked out and I said, we sat down, I go
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  Speaker 2: here I got you brownie and she goes, I don't
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  Speaker 2: want a brownie, So I had to eat all the brownies.
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  Speaker 2: But if she would have touched my brownies in the
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  Speaker 2: first place, I would have never brought that now anyone.
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  Speaker 1: When I fell off, beload and gross because brownies.
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  Speaker 2: And then oh and then the worst part is that
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  Speaker 2: someone always gets a picture of me eating and I'm
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  Speaker 2: eating and I got my mouthful of brownies.
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  Speaker 1: So she had half a brownie. So when you went
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  Speaker 1: and got her one, she was she didn't want it.
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  Speaker 1: She's full.
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  Speaker 2: But because you cannot leave food uneating, you had to
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  Speaker 2: eat it.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: I' glad you set up part. Yeah, I can't. I
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  Speaker 2: didn't want to waste the food. Yeah, you're brownies. Yeah, Jonie,
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  Speaker 2: you got a date, a first date?
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  Speaker 1: Ick? Hi, Hi, you're in the air.
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  Speaker 5: Oh sorry, yeah, this is Jonie. So when I was nineteen,
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  Speaker 5: I'm I'm gonna be fifty this year. But when I
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  Speaker 5: was nineteen, my husband and I were dating and we
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  Speaker 5: were at Hollywood Video and this is the most embarrassing
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  Speaker 5: thing that has ever happened to me. And I literally
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  Speaker 5: farted in Hollywood Video and I was not expected, right,
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  Speaker 5: and so I moved to a different location because I
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  Speaker 5: didn't want anyone to smell it. So my husband comes
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  Speaker 5: up to me and we're dating, and he's like, oh
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  Speaker 5: my god, someone just ripped one. And I was like,
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  Speaker 5: my face turned beet red. And then he looked at
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  Speaker 5: me and he said it was you. And I was
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  Speaker 5: like no, I'm like, no, it wasn't me, and he's like,
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  Speaker 5: it was you. And so he's following me around Hollywood video.
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  Speaker 5: We get into the car and he says to me,
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  Speaker 5: I'm so glad you did that, because I've been holding
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  Speaker 5: mine in for a little last six months. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 5: it was awesome. It was hilarious. No, I should have
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  Speaker 5: I should have told it, but it was so earthen.
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  Speaker 5: And he was because at the time he was playing
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  Speaker 5: college baseball and I was in college and like, I
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  Speaker 5: guessed on the rattlers and he was. He went on
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  Speaker 5: to play professional baseball, so like, you know, it was
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  Speaker 5: like a really good combination. And I thought, oh my god,
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  Speaker 5: I totally screwed this up.
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  Speaker 2: Was ra So you guys have been together so long,
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  Speaker 2: do you guys do it in front of each other
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  Speaker 2: all the time?
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  Speaker 5: Now, well, of course, now I think it's hysterical. So yeah,
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  Speaker 5: we do it on purpose and laugh at each other,
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  Speaker 5: you know, like if we have to, Yeah, we don't.
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  Speaker 5: We've been in love for so long. And you know,
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  Speaker 5: when you're with someone, you accept all the things, all
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  Speaker 5: the hicks about them, You just accept.
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  Speaker 1: When you're that's pretty good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, of course.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, have a good.
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  Speaker 1: Day, Alexis morning. You're on the air.
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  Speaker 4: Hey you, guys. I just wanted to call and tell you.
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  Speaker 4: I was at the Sun's game on Sunday with my
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  Speaker 4: family and my daughter who's eight years old. We listen
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  Speaker 4: to you every morning. She loves you, guys. She goes,
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  Speaker 4: do you think John Jay's here? And I was like,
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, maybe because she hears talk about all
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  Speaker 4: the time, and Lord and Behold. We look down and
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  Speaker 4: there you.
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  Speaker 1: Are, Lord and Behold.
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  Speaker 4: And she was so excited and she goes, if I
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  Speaker 4: see him, I'm gonna tell him it's Sunday and John
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  Speaker 4: just got a game for you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a big fan of the six pm game versus
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  Speaker 1: the eight pm game.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, very nice, it was a good one.
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  Speaker 1: Well, thank you for listening to you have an adorable daughter.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for calling me.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, thank you.
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  Speaker 4: I love you. Guys,