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The Edgiest Esky: Coolest Cooler Kickstarter & Fable Legends Cancelled · Multiple Nerdgasm

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welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt it's all
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bit hearty so I don't really understand it Luke is that a little sashwat penis
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Dan I accidentally got soap in my urethra and occasionally Terry smallo
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maybe you wake up in the middle of the night with a little sashwat penis inside
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of you multiple nerdgasm your guide to
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all things
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nerdy so I may have been impulsive a few weeks ago when you bought the uh
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eightball butt plug yes yes exactly right cuz I've got it you have I've got
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it in my hand right now and does it work in your hand in my hand it's not
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supposed to be in your hand Luke oh wait sorry maybe the other end of it so
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you're using the butt plug and you've got it in your hand
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yes how was it well I haven't actually used it for any butt stuff yet I've used
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it as a magic eight ball okay and as a paperweight I'm glad you said yet as a
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magic eight ball does it work it does okay it could be a little bit better I
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think it could give you better answers or you keep asking it if you should
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shove it up your ass keep saying yes of not
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now then when when yeah I don't know the B bu beit I think it's I don't know just
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it's not the best quality the butt plug beit looks very high quality but the
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eight ball which I got it for I'm a little disappointed I think the eight
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ball is the part though that will be under the least amount of stress right
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you think maybe they focused a little too much on the butt plug bit and they
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didn't put as much sort of thought and see detail into the eight ball it's a
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classic case of a product trying to do too many things at once I know look have
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like an eight on it maybe oh well that's cuz it's quite small right I mean how
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big do you want this to be luke well I'd like to still see the the number number
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eight on this how big is it in relation to your anus um I've never seen one of
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these In the Flesh he wants to know will it slide in gently yeah or is it going
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to cause you some discomfort or pleasure um just looking at it what do you reckon
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I don't I don't I don't think it all hurt hurt okay yeah like it's not huge
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it's not like a can or something Jesus that's that's where you jumped to I
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would hope not how big is your [ __ ] Luke [ __ ] long but it's thick yeah with a
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ring pool I don't know I've never had anything go that way before okay No One
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Believes you but roughly how big is it um like what's it it's circumference I'm
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imagining it's the size of as you said last week Matt one of those honey
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scooping spoons y That's what I'm imagining it's probably not quite as
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wide as one of those a little bitty thing yeah just for a little bit of bit of
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extra some photos later whoa okay if you
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can subscribe to [ __ ] 4 at Snapchat to get those we'll put them up on our
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Instagram and hopefully not get banned sum up would you recommend this product
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to in particular people who like to put things up their bottoms okay great so
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two thumbs up is what you're saying yeah probably a little bit bigger than a
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thumb okay but what what about people who just want to know about the future
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yeah um I'd maybe go somewhere else to get the magic aall part okay cuz also
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how do you read it well I was about to ask if this is in yourself is it
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impossible to see the readings I would say yes so you do need someone to play
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with yeah okay now is a butt plug something you do with someone or is just
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just you do by yourself are you asking me or I'm asking anyone I I have no idea
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well I don't know about anyone else I can only speak for myself so what do you
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do it by yourself Dan or I I think I'd probably want a partner to pop it in for
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you yeah you know I'm not that dextrous and to read the results of the question
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yeah and the question is can I do butt stuff to you so um stars say no oh okay
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well end of discuss will you be pulling this out at at work you know in meetings
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when people say oh what do you think Luke no it's just going to sit in my
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desk at work as a paperwor I'm glad it's out there for everyone to see though and
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that makes it really worth it you that makes me happy actually well all right
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for next week uh I actually had a conversation with some friends about
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this uh friends who happen to listen and they offered a suggestion for a certain
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product might be up for review next Luke I mean what is it it's a product we've
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discussed on this podcast before ises this one go on your butt Matt uh I think
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in Luke's case it would have to I'm talking about our old friend the
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ovipositor the the opositor see the thing is though what
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was the cost of a average obosit I don't know I don't check my credit card
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statements Dan I think um I need probably something a
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bit cheaper to review next time maybe you could borrow one there's a YouTube
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video we looked because we were discussing this we looked it up there
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was there were some people present who said what is what is that thing yeah um
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there's a couple of videos on YouTube of people uh using it to to drink jello
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shots for those of you who haven't been listening as long as others the osit is
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a dildo that's shaped like an alien penis that lays gelatinous eggs in you
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you then proceed to give birth to them yeah it's got these uh
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fuckingg yeah these little kind of rubbery ball things and you load it up
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with with those and a bunch of lubricant and they yeah it's it's weird man it's
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really weird well well we'll link to it un if you're at the point where you're
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like I can only get off if I'm imagining an alien laying eggs inside me then
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perhaps you need to take a good long introspective look at where you're at in
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your life life I've got the price I would need someone to buy this for me to
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review it well I'll tell you what may we can give them a plug sorry let me
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rephrase maybe we can give them a shout out on air and uh and perhaps they'll
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give us a contra deal oo you know because Matt's been getting some Xbox
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One games in the mail right and I I'll get sex toys that sounds all right look
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before we move on from things penetrating us yeah we had a
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conversation last week uh guys uh that was just a little too a little too
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sensitive to air in its original form um so I've taken the liberty of uh
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censoring it uh taking out the necessary profanities and um uh I think we can
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play it on air this week so uh you know the the listeners probably knew they
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were missing out on something so let's um let's roll that clip now so that
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everyone can get up to speed okay here we go but yeah man that was a very very good
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yeah man it's so long I thought I was near the end so many times and I I was
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not like it's very long there's a lot of there in a good way I think if you just
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powered through when I got to the end where uh we're about to have the final
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you know hint hint you got anything you want to wrap up before we uh you know
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and then I was like forget it let's just go like otherwise I'll be here forever
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and I got little and I was like oh it hurts but it's done we've got to finish
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this obviously I was talking about the overos yeah that's that's right yeah
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I've just noticed that they're $120 us so and without dollar at the moment yeah
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man what's with the US dollar bouncing back what the [ __ ] that about cuz when I
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look at America they look like they're in real trouble you know sure and then I
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look at their dollar which is like we're at [ __ ] 60 or something it's
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ridiculous lot long ago we were like a dollar five yeah man I've not seen it
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this low for a while anyway that's uh that's multiple Finance gasm for you
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yeah yeah well look while we're on the subject of financial things and and that
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kind of deal we'll revisit one of our favorite websites kickstarter.com is
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that thing still around hasn't that imploded on itself yet it's time and
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time again it doesn't work I addicted to kick it's really bad yeah I backed something
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recently again wow you know guys the reason we have this recurring segment is
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because Kickstarter is just [ __ ] and proves it time and time again no one's
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ever happy we started a Kickstarter and we ended up in the red well this is an
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interesting story but we delivered this is yeah this is a bit of an education as
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well because we we did we had we had some problems with it and we delivered
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yeah we did yeah a Kickstarter that we discussed on this very podcast at the
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time was very successful and that was a Kickstarter for the coolest
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cooler Y and that is or in Australia it's called the edgiest esy yeah that's
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right and this was a yeah an ESI or an ice chest or whatever the [ __ ] you want
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to call it that has like call cool as most places except for New Zealand where
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they call them a chili bin a chili bin well it's uh it's one of them with a
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bunch of Bluetooth speakers and and stuff it's basically a party in a box
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yeah it's yeah it's a picnic without the food but you put the food in it but you
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put yeah they you boio food and friends and this will do the rest stupid idea
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that's impractical well look it was very successful uh and they sold a shitload
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of them however it turns out that they
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didn't charge people enough money for him so uh and you know classic
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Kickstarter mistake that we did the same thing we offered a bun we offered a
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bunch of t-shirts and stuff like that naively charged about the cost of a
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T-shirt and then had no money left over to make it's because we're too honest
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the video Yeah and look I'm sure these guys were the same these guys knew if
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they charge too much for it no one was kicking in they made it affordable
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people kicked in and they went okay well that's actually not enough for us to
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make one for each of you we're going to have to actually take this to Market
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yeah so they said the the one of the biggest problems was that um the in
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addition to the kickstarter 5% the kickstarter payment processor in in a
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lot of cases Amazon or some other company also take 3 to 5% and they
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didn't know that and so they lost a big chunk of change on that um and so what
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they've done apparently uh this update is as of November so it's not the most
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timely update but at that time they still had not fulfilled all the orders
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from Kickstarter people were still waiting for it um except they've now had
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to start selling it on Amazon for 500 bucks I think at the kickstarter there
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were only a couple hundred yeah um they''re now selling them I think
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pre-order either or some Kickstarter people are going to be really pissed off
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on Amazon for 500 bucks to try and get enough money to finish making the [ __ ]
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things and let me guess the people that kicked in are angry because regular
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people get to have them now too of course man yeah Kickstarter back is no matter
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what I found even even the the projects that have gone the smoothest there's
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always a handful of people who get annoyed and they're the only ones that
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comment yeah of course same with anything on the internet if if
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everyone's happy no one says anything yeah you'd never know what it
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even happened yeah exactly we often say you know listeners and I'll say it right
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now if you wouldn't mind if you like the show please go on to iTunes and give us
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a positive review because if I don't say that you won't think of it that's right
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you just won't however if we piss you off you listen to the show go what a bunch
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of [ __ ] one star thankfully that's never happened and that is not an excuse
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for you to go and do it listeners seriously though it would be
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nice if you gave us a a rating on iTunes that would be lovely I'm talking to you
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by the way you you know who you are I'm sorry I'll install iTunes again it seems
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kind of you know unethical for me to do it not you oh the listener I'm talking
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to knows who I'm talking about okay good don't pretend you don't
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stop looking at the person next to you they don't have the headphones in yeah
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they have no idea what you they just think you're a [Laughter]
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weirdo so yeah so the uh the cool is cooler uh encountered the same problems
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we did but on a much more uh Troublesome scale I'm just looking at their site so
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to get the cooler in the kickstarter was going to be $185 and they were thinking that was
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going to be a saving of$ 115 so they were thinking retail price was going to
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be $29 9 on Amazon now they are
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$4.99 I would never ever pay $500 for a cooler no matter how cool the cooler was
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I'm not paying 185 for a cooler well that's right I don't own a cooler and I
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I have no I don't need one I live in Australia and I don't need one it's
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[ __ ] hot here yeah well actually when we liveed fridge yeah exactly somebody
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gave h a cooler and she was like what am I going to do with this no look on on
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the odd occasion right when I'm somewhere and it's really hot and it's
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like man I wish we had something to put the beer in someone's got one like I
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don't need to have one yeah' never been at the point where you're like [ __ ] I
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wish we had a cooler right now I've I've never bought one anyway so there you go
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Kickstarter you know it's fun I mean I've gotten some cool stuff from there
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Luke you've gotten some cool you got a lot of board games from there a lot of
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board games and i' I haven't been burnt on a board game yet okay I got I got
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burnt on those oh sort of burnt on those headphones I've discussed that before
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that's the worst example I've had just where they were a bit I I think a bit
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unethical but my worst example was a total success I uh I you got it and it
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was [ __ ] well I got it and I realized I didn't actually really need one and I
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just kind of got swept up by a good Kickstarter video you know what was it
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it was like a stylus that's a paintbrush so you can paint straight onto your iPad
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and I was like that's cool and then when I got it I was like I don't paint like
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this is I don't own an iPad this is what I do I it's only useful to me if I want
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to do a painting have facted a few uh games like uh video games that I'm a
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little worried about oh man video games here's the problem with video games you
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don't know who the [ __ ] on the other end of that Kickstarter and how useless
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they are well even when you do I back that video game thimble weed park or
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whatever it is oh yeah yeah I back that yeah that that's still coming well yeah
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I'm Still Holding Out for that we'll see I backed a couple that are still in
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development and I think it video games are tough that's why I think it's a hard
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sell for me now video games are Hard Sell and kick I think in general they
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are for people now because people everyone's been burnt by it because it's
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a video game is a kind of an Airy fairy thing at the beginning like like you
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know it's not it's not very clearly defined and especially they haven't
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started working on it yet like I think and you get people who think they can
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make a game yeah yeah and then they will find out no I can't yeah they find out
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very quickly that they can't cuz I know understand cuz I'm I'm a software
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developer during the day and it is difficult because [ __ ] just does you
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know things [ __ ] happens and it's one of you know and I'm it's the same with
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anything I'm sure Dan you would agree it's the same with film making and
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everything like that absolutely and I've kicked into some people's short film
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kickstarters just because I know they're not actually going to make their budget
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and I'm not going to have to actually be charged yeah unless it's Indiegogo one
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thing I did back recently which I think is pretty awesome it's uh joking haard
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have you seen this I was at the sin and happiness game yes happiness coming out
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game it's a bit like to me it's like Cards Against Humanity yeah right you
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got to finish the comic strip yeah you play you draw a card from the deck and
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that's it's a comic strip and then you got play your favorite cards to try and
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make something funny oh well that does sound good yeah it'll I'm sure it'll be
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fun I hopefully it's not see I enjoy Cards Against Humanity but I enjoyed it
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a lot more before you knew what all the cards were yeah and I find now it's well
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when I play with a group of people if everybody's already played it as much as
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I have then it's fine cuz it's kind of like the cards don't do the work anymore
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you've got to be clever but but if you're playing in a group and a couple
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of people have never played it before it's just too unpredictable because
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someone could play a sequence of cards that actually makes no sense but because
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it says Pac-Man uncontrollably gol and come that wins sometimes I get a bit
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thing that I hate about it and I don't want to sound like a hipster I liked it
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better before everyone was playing I mean for that reason
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everyone's posting pictures of like their funny card runs on Facebook and
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it's like yeah we get it you've got Cards Against Humanity we've all got
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that shut up but that's more of a problem I've got with Facebook than with
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Cards Against Humanity so that's why I don't go on Facebook very often yeah I
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find people posting pictures of generally anything these days is
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annoying yeah that's true when you live overseas you you find yourself gone
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what's uh what's everyone doing oh being outraged about stuff Dan that's right
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these days it's it's either motivational Stu or outrage I'll tell you something
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that is outrageous it's this story about this Hospital worker who stole a bunch
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of toys that were intended for sick children yeah so that he could give them
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to his kids for Christmas yeah so uh Brian problem at briano oh we're naming
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names wow hey it's in the article we're going to link to the article I'm gonna
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say his name I didn't add him the police did uh yeah he works at uh at a hospital
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and worked at our Hospital uh and apparently on two separate occasions uh
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once in December and again again in January yeah new New Year's present he
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stole Xbox gaming systems and other toys from a storage area he got Lego yeah
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yeah he got some Lego at some point yeah the toys were fenced in a secure area
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but uh it was an innocent mistake he was Wheeling a refrigerator into the cage
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and accidentally put all the toys in it and then and accidentally gave them all
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to his kids and then accidentally at home yeah honest mistake I I sort of
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feel a little bad for him cuz really well for for him stealing it once I feel
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a little bad for him why well it's just because he was like money hard kids
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Christmas I but yeah he went back these kids are probably going to die anyway
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but the fact he went back and stole more I think makes it worse yeah you got
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Jud I'm queuing up the jingle while the other brothers are doing time listen up
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it's C crimes now you've got some experience in this in a way Luke cuz you
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spent a lot of time in in hospital as a child I expect Christmases in hospital I
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do not condone stealing toys from children in hospital can you imagine
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Luke that used to be me can you imagine if on on Christmas morning you were in
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hospital and you woke up and you get this Xbox shaped box right sat there and
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you're like it's my [ __ ] Xbox and you rip it open and it's just air because
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cuz someone stole it somehow out of theing papx out of the box yeah somehow
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somehow evaporated it from inside that would that would I would lose the will
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to live you hear that listeners what you giving listeners
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ideas on how to kill me how would you have gotten away with this oh I wouldn't
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have done it no the problem he the reason he got done is he went back he
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got greedy oh I think he might have got done anyway no if he had just got in and
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out the first time yeah I mean that's true was it that he only got caught the
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second time because what what's in January kid's birthday like yeah he just
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got greedy and he's probably going to go start going back over and over again and
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that's where people go wrong you get in you get out it doesn't say how he was
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caught I assume you know obviously this is all allegedly allegedly because we
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don't want to be get in trouble but I mean it seems says that he confessed so
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I don't think I don't know I don't know that we're going to get in much trouble
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right he was so overcome with guilt for the fact that he stole from needy
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children yeah maybe but then wouldn't you just not have done it the second
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time I mean kind of been I feel guilty once again it comes back second time
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yeah exactly because it wasn't like he did it 2 years in a row right he did it
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for Christmas and then in January he's like my kids are going to want more toys
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at some stage i' I've set the bar too high whereas if he had a for Christmas
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no one may have noticed he had five kids and they got an Xbox each to say don't
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steal the best gifts just you know if you're so poor your kids aren't going to
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be expecting much cuz it does say he stole Xbox gaming systems like plural
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like come on I mean I've got two in the house but I paid for them yes yeah I've
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got a few in the house that I paid for them as well yeah a few why did you say
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a few I've got two Xbox On's and two Xbox 360s all right same I thought you
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were going and an Xbox yeah yeah same I thought you were going to implying that
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you had even more I've got a PS3 and a bunch of other [ __ ] as well yeah yeah
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I've got all that stuff as well yeah what a waste of money all that was yep I
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bought a PlayStation 3 haven't plugged it in yet I didn't I played journey I
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did want to play Journey not enough to get a PlayStation 3 though actually I
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got to say I got to say I actually I swapped a case of beer to get the PS3
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and it was worth it thanks Carl thanks Carl if he's listening he probably is
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love you Carl love you tell you what game I'm really looking forward to Fable
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Legends I can't wait for this to come out I'm just I would maybe stop getting
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too excited about that what do you mean what do you mean a this guy [ __ ]
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steal Fable Legends as well every copy and gave them to no no
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I'm sure he couldn't have gotten all of them I I'll find one somewhere as soon
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as it's released of course well if you're hurry you might be able to get on
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and play the beta oh I don't I don't want to play the beta I just I'm going
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to I'm going to wait I don't you know I'm pretty excited and it's it's taking
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some uh some self-control but I'm going to wait I want to play it you know when
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it's finished well Microsoft have screwed you over a little bit I'm sorry
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oh I know that but uh but when it comes to Fable Legends they' really screwed
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you over Microsoft have announced that they're shutting down developer lion
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head Studios all right so what some other Studios going to finish it off no
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it it's it's cancelled it's uh it's cancelled canell a game that's in in
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beta and nearly finished is cancelled yep that's how bad it was wow has anyone
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played the beta I obviously I was being stupid and I knew this I'm in the beta
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but I haven't actually played it that's how good it is well I I used to sign up
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for Betas left and right until I worked out that I don't like playing them I'll
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just wait for the full game to come out where I can get
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achievements but I haven't heard any anything good about Fable Legends game
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no one wanted I never really played the Fable games anyway I had a bit of look
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but this wasn't like them this this was a bit different it's a it's a what 4v1 I
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think it was where one person was kind of the the the dungeon master and the
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other four had to try and get through his dungeon and so how do I explain the
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bad guy say controls the dungeon itself and places monsters and stuff and the
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other Heroes have to fight their way through to try and beat the other guy
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does that make sense yeah mhm so but I don't know it's it it looked cool in the
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early videos so I what was wrong with it one of the things that I think that
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might have got helped get rid of this is um no one really likes the 4v1
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games they're not they're not really pulling people like like evolve evolve I
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didn't like evolve much they're getting about 500 people a day playing that yeah
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I'm not I'm not that into that I tried it I've got it I've yeah into it I played it
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once and I think it was just that same type of thing that all people really
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want just give us Fable four yeah definitely everyone would have been fine
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with that but now you had to try something new which sometimes trying
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something new is good but not this time well I guess a bunch of developers are
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just out on the street with nowhere to go and uh well they might not be well
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they're going to have to steal toys from from kids in the hospital for Christmas
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this year Sony has sort of reached out to them a little bit
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and just gone hey guys uh we're going to hold an event in Guilford where you're
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based and uh come along and have a chat with us what is that mean that's so yeah
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I mean that's pretty vague yeah well it is vague cuz I'm they're not going out
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and saying hey we're going to hire you all on we're going to take over your
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shio they basically want to go in and pick the CRI of the crop and bring him
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across the Sony yeah it's like an audition yeah oh we're hosting a game
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Jam in your area come along and they going to get lot of
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applicant since a lot of people just got laid off yeah totally but it's a shame
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to see Lon head go they've made some great games over the years yeah totally
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black and white oh man where's Black and White 2 Black and White 2 came out
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three oh I think wasn't that in development I don't know that for a fact
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I feel like maybe it was but I'm sure there was black and white too but that
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game was fun the first one when you beat up your tiger yeah called my tiger
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throwing villagers into the ocean cuz I had accidentally thrown a villager into
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the ocean while I had the training leash on and if you've never played this game
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this will make no [ __ ] sense but uh it doesn't make a huge amount of sense
25:37
even if you had it was a fun game it was weird but fun basically you were God and
25:42
you could be an [ __ ] to people that was the way I played it anyway they
25:45
really used to like making God games yeah Peter molu likes making God games
25:50
yeah he also likes making things up let's move on all right so Lon head's
25:55
gone fav Legends is cancelled but some good games did come out this month yeah
26:01
they what you guys been playing I've been playing uh quite a bit of the
26:04
division mhm I picked that up but I haven't started it yet what do you think
26:08
Luke I'm liking it okay I can see myself getting bored of it very quickly
26:13
though yeah I I think I know what you mean I think the main story I'm going to
26:18
enjoy going through that yeah and then I think it's going to get to a point and a
26:23
lot sooner than I'd probably like where it's just here go grind to get new
26:28
yeah yeah it's uh it's it's it's an MMO
26:34
you know that Dan kind of it's It's massively multiplayer and it is fun and
26:37
we should we should actually all play together at some point if we can ever
26:40
figure out what Dan's new Xbox username is tell us I'm not going to tell you
26:46
part of the challenge all right fine first one to find me gets a prize is
26:51
that are you that listeners I'm out there I'm out
26:57
there yeah so you play uh in this kind of open world I had a weird situation um
27:02
to do with that and at first I was like oh I don't know if I like this so I've
27:07
been playing it mostly just by myself yeah going around doing stuff and I've
27:11
kind of I kind of got into a into the swing of things and I had like a sniper
27:15
rifle uh and then an assault rifle and I was you know being stealthy and sneaking
27:19
my way through and it was in the middle of this Mission you know sneaking my way
27:23
through and then all of a sudden it came up and it said um I W name people a
27:28
bunch of people joined my game y like a bunch of people and then all of a sudden
27:35
the warehouse that I was in where I was like you know hiding behind some crates
27:39
a bunch of people just burst in and just started shooting the place up like
27:42
[ __ ] yeah let's do this who yeah yeah [ __ ] the division yeah like you know
27:48
which is fine cuz they're having some fun playing a multiplayer game but I
27:52
wasn't like I just wasn't in that head space and so it really like I was very
27:59
immersed at the at the beginning and it just pulled me right out of it because I
28:02
was like w all right guys so I don't know it was weird I found out since then
28:06
you can put on um privacy mode I assume that means that people can't burst in
28:10
and and do that but I mean yeah apparently you can apparently you can do
28:13
that and so that's not to say that that the multiplayer isn't fun it's just that
28:16
I wasn't expecting it see I've I think we for some reason I think we're in this
28:21
age group that we just don't care about the multiplayer side like we we skipped
28:26
the MMOs we didn't really get into that that and now all these games are coming
28:29
out with Co-op we sort of we like our single player story missions we like our
28:34
Fallout I really do prefer single player games cuz I'm very narrative driven
28:39
personally like I like the story and so I feel like yeah when in one of these
28:46
games when you get a massive group of people blasting through a mission like
28:51
it seems like everyone's just kind of like I don't worry about the story like
28:54
just let's just shoot these guys and I'm like oh that's not really why I'm here
28:57
you know I don't know no no no I'm I'm the same I'm I think I might like play
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this a bit Co-op like play with you maybe Dan if I can ever work out his
29:05
gamer tag I think that could be fun I think like I said if we if we all if it
29:09
was organized and we were like let's go do this Mission together it would be
29:12
different it was just such a weird situation because like I said middle a
29:15
mission I was very focused and kind of you know immersed in the game and then
29:21
yeah it's like all my friends burst in like what are you doing oh come on let's
29:24
go like it's just just a weird weird thing I have you got into the dark Zone
29:30
yet I have not neither have I we're the worst at reviewing
29:34
games well no because the story hasn't taken me in there yet yeah
29:39
right and I think the dark zone is that is sort of the multiplayer area yeah
29:45
it's like the PVP area I think yeah it's where you can go get the better gear and
29:48
stuff but yeah I'm fine just out venturing on my own we should definitely
29:52
organize a game cuz yeah it is it is it's good fun and I think yeah the three
29:57
of us would head out and start cleaning up the city that be F you got some
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searching to do that I'll get on
30:07
there Dan's out there so I've been playing Far Cry Primal [ __ ] loving it
30:12
I adore this game really yeah it's just such a great
30:17
experience playing as you know a caveman basically just getting all my caveman
30:24
fantasies out there you know [ __ ] with sucking ubisoft's dick this week
30:28
yeah man seriously though it's funny because I've never played an actual Far
30:32
Cry game I just played [ __ ] blood dragon oh yeah and Primal right I love
30:39
was great I know it's so good they're both but they're both weird like not
30:43
weird but they're yeah so should I get Primal I I love it I really love it so
30:48
basically it's uh you know you you've
30:52
got massively limited weapons and and items and stuff like that but you have
30:57
to much more about survival you've got to hunt for food not just for yourself
31:01
but for your Village um you've got to skin animals for to build your Village's
31:08
huts and stuff like that but at the same time shit's attacking you you've got
31:11
missions as side quests it's uh the world is expansive
31:17
and immersive it's just really nice it's I'm just really enjoying it cool I've
31:22
played through probably about a third of the game and yeah it's a great game I
31:26
would recommend getting it absolutely okay Stu give me your free stuff yeah
31:31
there's no jokes here man there's nothing funny to say about this it's
31:33
just good you know what I love about this Luke when you turn it back on after
31:37
having it turned off yep it gives you a recap of where you're up to H Witcher
31:41
does that too Witcher three it's [ __ ] great game should do you can skip it if
31:45
you want but it's like it just cuz sometimes if it's been a few days since
31:49
I've played say Fallout 4 I put it on I'm like where was I going yeah no I've
31:53
got that cuz I I recently started playing Fallout 4 like a couple of weeks
31:57
ago and it's been months since I last played it and I had no idea what I was
32:01
doing a recap would have been fantastic yeah I um I start I played a bit of
32:07
Fallout 4 again the other maybe I don't know a week ago I don't know man I it's
32:14
not grabbing me I'm not like I could I could just not play it and I would be
32:17
fine you know what I mean I don't have that burning desire to play it like I do
32:20
with the others man I I played it so
32:24
much I literally finished everything was
32:28
still playing and to eventually to go out and buy new
32:33
games yeah right look yeah no I'm I got into it it took me a little while but I
32:39
I really got into it and now I'm waiting for the DLC to come out I haven't
32:43
finished the main mission yet and I don't know if I want to try and finish
32:47
the main story so I can have a break before the DLC comes out who have you
32:50
sided with Luke I haven't started with
32:53
anyone yet okay I've just g into oh who since
32:58
The Institute I've just gone in there okay and and everyone everyone wants you
33:03
to pick a side yep so I haven't picked a side yet I'm just got in there and I've
33:08
just come out and now I'm at that stage where I'm going to have to decide okay
33:11
before you do let me give you a little bit of advice mhm any missions you think
33:16
you might want to do for the people that are asking you to choose them do them
33:21
before you choose someone else yeah you will find that certain missions are no
33:27
longer available to you once you make a decision well I I know it's coming up
33:33
soon so I'm gonna be making a Save which I can go back to don't do that don't
33:36
don't don't do that no no no the save is so I can come back later to get the
33:40
achievements oh okay I'm going to pick one and I'm going to stick with them
33:44
that's that's going to be my main game but then I'm going to have my a go back
33:48
and find the other branches to the tree yes okay I'll tell you what I think it
33:52
is I think the reason it's not grabbing me is first of all I don't like the
33:55
dialogue in it I don't like the way you can only choose not not as I just don't
34:00
like what they say I mean I don't like the way that it just comes up with four
34:03
vague things like sometimes you go I'm going to pick this cuz I want to be nice
34:09
and then it's yeah I much prefer the the way at three and New Vegas did it where
34:14
you actually just choose text and also you have way more than just four options
34:18
you have like like so many options I hav remember how it was now you just scroll
34:24
down and you could choose any all sorts of [ __ ] you say you I don't know you
34:28
could just play it so many different ways not just like literally play it but
34:31
like through dialogue you could do things differently I don't know and the
34:35
other thing is I really don't like the armor and everything in it oh yeah it is
34:39
a bit yeah I would agree and so I feel like I don't know it's just not grabbing
34:43
me which is weird because it's it's set in a place that I know and I'm with and
34:48
even even in the future in hundreds of years they still speak with Boston
34:51
accents I find funny but like you know finding the landmarks and stuff is fun
34:55
in it but I don't know I just you been up to Salem no at least at least go to
35:00
Salem before I should do they've got the witch Museum they do which one one we
35:05
went to that's 500 of the [ __ ] things that yeah but the one that we actually
35:09
went to yeah right Co the one with all the diaramas yes sick all right cool
35:13
I'll go there I've got to do that well I played a little bit uh and and I'm
35:18
really enjoying rise of the Tomb Raider so yeah um I'll definitely that
35:23
eventually and there's some news on the old Tomb Raider front or potential news
35:27
I don't know if this is true or not uh it was a rumor that good old Daisy
35:30
Ridley from Star Wars might be playing Lara Croft in a Tomb Raider reboot which
35:35
makes sense CU she's she's British it's up to her though I mean she's going to
35:39
have to get like quite a bit of surgery before she's qualified to play that role
35:43
yeah I don't know about that I think I think that's probably not an issue I'm
35:47
not for me anyway actually this is a reboot I think I'm kind of looking
35:51
forward to yeah cuz i' never really liked the original Tomb Raider movies
35:55
they were awful I don't think I actually saw no I didn't did you say movies
35:59
plural is there more than one two oh God
36:03
no when I saw that abortion of a movie with Brad Pitt's wife I was like no I'm
36:09
out that's the she she's in both of them both them Brad Pit's wife you don't
36:14
remember name no I just the well she doesn't does she still make movies [ __ ]
36:19
I don't know I don't know think the last thing I liked her in was
36:23
hackers wasn't that the first thing you saw rud first and last the director of
36:28
of the Tomb Raider movies also directed Conair and I worked with him on a film
36:34
Sho Conair was excellent we made a TV commercial where we set a house on fire
36:38
oh that one yeah nice what was his name uh Simon West yeah Simon West yeah he
36:45
directed Expendables too as well I've not seen any of The Expendables I have
36:49
heard that they're sort of fun anyway nice guy shitty Tomb Raider movies but
36:54
yeah no I think I think she'd be good in it I think she's a good actress oh and uh yeah I
36:59
mean based on her you know the very limited action stuff she did in Star
37:04
Wars yeah I mean and they could get a p you like you know they can make it work
37:10
but what what I'm hoping they're do when they're going to do something a bit like
37:13
with the new games go a bit story driven like that yeah I hope they said they
37:18
want to give it a more um they want to give it a more Indiana Jones sorry
37:22
Raiders of the Lost AR Vibe yeah which which I'm totally down with yeah I think
37:27
the Vibe of the the new games would be great where it's it's a bit more serious
37:31
it can have a like they're they're serious with a little bit of
37:35
Supernatural it's good yeah I like that stuff I think the the other ones were
37:39
Silly yeah they're exotic without being ridiculous but I mean the the old games
37:44
were silly as well so yeah I watched something this week that I didn't expect
37:49
and I'm sure you're going to be surprised that I watched this okay uh
37:53
and to be fair I'm not all the way through yet but I started to watch two
37:58
girls one cup you know I did I did hold out for a very long time on Watching Two
38:04
Girls One Cup but I never I did eventually see it anyhow no I'm talking
38:10
about uh Ford under Dawn oh ah yes seen it obviously yes I've seen it a couple
38:17
of times it's [ __ ] fantastic I was shocked at how much I
38:23
enjoyed this so I've only seen the first how many episodes are there
38:28
anyway they're all strung together on Netflix as as one long thing [ __ ]
38:31
idea Oh I thought it was for was one movie well no no they they released it
38:35
indiv as individual basically every time it fades to Black is is how it
38:39
originally came out I've only ever seen it as the full thing that's why I'm
38:43
confused sure so look I'm up to the point where the when the aliens have
38:47
come right that's where I'm up to Yes um so just don't no spoilers beyond that uh
38:54
it is yeah if you're talking into a microphone doesn't matter if you kind of
38:57
put your hand up to your mou cuz I can still hear you all right man thanks
39:00
thanks audience might not know that yeah
39:05
spoilers but uh it's wait there's aliens in it it's well written it's well shot
39:12
it's beautifully shot beautiful stylish design um the cast are great I didn't
39:18
think I was going to like it the first one to two minutes I was like it's a bit
39:22
na why why have they set this with kids you know why aren't there any adults in
39:26
this and then they kind of EXP L wire and I was like okay cool the characters
39:30
are good it's it's really good the Halo story is just it's a great story that
39:37
can be made and I don't know why like we're getting Assassin's Creed movies
39:41
we're getting all these other movies I don't know why Halo can't get a movie
39:45
man you don't need it for under Dawn's great it is the Halo movie all right
39:48
well so I should watch this is what you're saying yeah watch it Matt I would
39:52
watch it it's just a solid little sci-fi miniseries SL really long okay it's on
39:58
Netflix it is um I watched something this week that you guys were talking
40:03
about so we can have a proper discussion about it now you
40:07
like I watched a film from New Zealand called what we do in the shadows yeah I
40:13
still can't believe I was the first one to see it's taking you guys so long to
40:16
see it but I'm interested to know if Matt liked it as much as we
40:21
did um so you guys liked it a lot did you yeah I really did yeah yeah no I did
40:27
didn't ah what a shame really yeah I did
40:32
I didn't dislike it I just I guess I really was waiting for it to to make me
40:38
laugh out loud and it really never did oh see I did it's a couple of funny bits
40:43
the line about the sandwich [ __ ] me I was in
40:47
tears I don't know I just yeah I don't know I felt like it was it was just too
40:53
dry like you know it's got Murray from um yeah from fly the Concords in it but
40:58
he doesn't doesn't even say anything funny he just what do you mean he says
41:02
we're werewolves not swearwolves werewolves yeah well I already knew that
41:05
joke cuz you guys have told me but he doesn't say anything else I don't know
41:09
it's just very um well if you like him Matt you you might want to see the
41:12
sequel and I know you do watch sequels to movies you've hated so I'll assume
41:17
you will watch this an example oh the Spider-Man Amazing Spider-Man you hated
41:21
it you watch the sequel there is some Spider-Man news this week too which we
41:25
should get on to soon there's a sequel what we do in the shadows yeah it's
41:28
coming out and it's going to be about the werewolves huh I did not know that I
41:33
looking forward to that to be clear I didn't dislike the movie I just didn't
41:37
laugh as much as I thought I was going to so I felt disappointed overall yeah
41:42
that's disappointing didn't maybe we built it up Luke Luke did we build it up
41:46
we might have but I didn't think enough for that
41:51
reaction I'm reacting in an extreme manner just just just didn't make me
41:56
laugh very much whoa I didn't expect that
42:00
reaction no I just I don't know yeah I felt like there was just long periods
42:06
where nothing funny happened that's all I did laugh at some things but that
42:12
charm of it though was it was it was it was a real movie too not just jokes I
42:17
like how I like my favorite character was Peter a really really old nose for
42:21
R2 looking one oh yeah the fact that they just chat about him like he's just
42:24
one of their friends and he's like clear really really really old yeah all right
42:31
well maybe I don't know my expectations may have been the issue here no sorry to
42:37
hear that man I saw Murray and I was like oh I like muray he's not not really
42:40
being very funny though he's just he's just talking yeah but he's talking in
42:45
the New Zealand accent Matt I know maybe that's what it
42:49
is do you remember when anything an Irish person said used to be funny like
42:53
back in the '90s yeah we've moved on from that now it's New Zealand well
42:57
that's what I'm saying Flight of the Concords he's hilarious maybe I've just
42:59
burnt out on Murray cuz he played that same character again in um some film
43:05
with Jim Carrey he was in it and he he was just he was just playing muray again
43:09
get a new trick pony I think that's just him it's just him acting yeah everyone's
43:13
like oh you're a great comedian he's like I just I just get upet the lines in
43:15
my voice I don't understand want Shakespeare man yeah maybe I'll give it
43:19
another shot again no I probably W I probably I probably I'll watch the
43:22
sequel just give it you watch the sequel first and then we'll go from there yeah
43:26
and we can we can retrofit you enjoying the first one yeah but uh a trailer came
43:32
out this week for new Marvel movie Yes uh Civil War is this Captain America
43:38
Civil War Captain America Civil War The Avengers Civil War they all they're all
43:41
in it they're all in it which is weird it's to me the way that trailer comes
43:46
across it's not a Captain America it's an Avengers movie yeah they keep saying
43:51
it's they keep saying oh it's definitely a Captain America movie but the trailer
43:55
yeah it does it's got everybody in fact it's got new characters that you haven't
43:58
even seen before and it's got one character that's not been in a Marvel
44:02
Studios film before that's right
44:05
Spiderman Spiderman Spiderman sper he
44:10
sounds a l like spider boy well he does sound like Spider Boy and we've
44:15
discussed that they getting younger and younger and younger in their casting but
44:18
also he's in school all high tech like we've gotten used to over the last 15 or
44:24
so years it's back to the 70s spandex suit yeah yeah it's interesting I don't
44:29
quite know how I feel about it to be honest yeah I I've kind of jumped off
44:33
this bandw because I couldn't make it through the first 10 minutes of Age of
44:36
Ultron and I was like maybe I'm just maybe this franchise just doesn't
44:39
interest me anymore and this trailer like when you saw the actual Civil War
44:45
it was like eight people running at each other and I was like really really
44:51
that's that's the this looks lame I've liked the Captain America movies so far
44:56
because I find Captain America in particular whether it's just the way
45:00
that they've done it his his action is very um grounded like he's he's strong
45:07
and you know he can throw his shield and stuff like that but he's not like flying
45:10
around and he's not you know yeah it's like I know it's like you can almost
45:14
think oh man maybe I could be Captain America kind of thing like it's got a
45:18
very real feel to it and then in particular my favorite bit in the last
45:21
one in um uh Captain America 2 I forget
45:25
what the subtitle captains
45:29
America captains Americas um one of my favorite scenes in that was the car
45:34
chase with um with with Samuel Jackson's character's name I forgot how the [ __ ] I
45:38
don't remember Nick Fury's name Fury yeah that was that that I don't know I
45:43
thought felt like the action in that movie was really good and then but then
45:45
this one it's got again it's yeah Avengers in particular in Age of Ultron
45:50
tends to get mind numbing the way that Superman in Man of Steel got minding
45:55
good way to describe it just there's too much [ __ ] going on and it's not realist
45:59
it doesn't feel real anymore it looks like a video game whereas I feel like if
46:03
you watch shots of even in the first Avengers movie right you see people
46:07
flying around and doing crazy stuff but then you see Captain America jump like
46:12
jumping through a window and then like a grenade goes off and so he hunkers down
46:16
behind his shield and the blast throws him out the window and he like hits a
46:20
Kai it's very like visceral and yeah the first scene in Age of Ultron they were
46:24
literally all just flying and it was like like what is going on I find that
46:29
it again yeah like mind numbing is kind of I guess you know like in Man of Steel
46:33
like get to the point where just it doesn't even matter anymore like they
46:36
just hit each other with buildings and it's like I don't even care I wish you
46:40
were exaggerating Mt I really do I wish that was hyperbole but that's what
46:45
they're doing and he bashes in with a satellite was so Dum I know I laughed at
46:50
that point I laughed it I know it just went personally I know a lot of like
46:53
there were people out there who loved it I got friends who loved it really it was
46:56
great but yeah yeah but for me certain friends that just love Superman though
47:00
and will love everything yeah you know who I mean yeah I do yeah he doesn't
47:05
count if you're listening you don't count a come on but look even Mark
47:10
Miller the writer of Civil War has come out and said Batman versus Superman
47:14
trailer looks better it doesn't though it looks [ __ ] as well and which trailer
47:19
they' they've put out like five now yeah first of all it looks like more of the
47:23
same stuff where it's so over the top that it doesn't feel like anyone's in
47:26
any danger anymore so I don't know when I should be worried for the hero now you
47:29
know what I mean and I mean is the storyline of Civil War basically that
47:35
Iron Man and Captain America have swapped attitudes you know like like
47:40
Iron Man used to be the [ __ ] like do whatever [ __ ] you can't put me you
47:44
rules around me and Captain America was all like no we do this for America and
47:49
then he got jaded and now he's like all crazy and [ __ ] and Iron Man's like no no
47:55
no I was well out of hand you were right to sensor me so let's just do this has
47:59
always been the story and it's more so that Captain America he still fought
48:03
like people not much the government he's more so for people should be able to
48:07
choose he's a Libertarian yeah yeah he's a Libertarian no he um basically in in
48:12
the comics I assume it's somewhat similar uh in the comics it's on a much
48:16
greater scale because you've got the X-Men and everybody involved as well but
48:19
in the comics it's about they want they basically want all the superheroes to
48:24
register with the government and R their secret identities and everything cuz the
48:28
government says no no we need we need to know who you are you all
48:32
need to be accounted for basically right
48:37
and so uh Tony Stark and everybody uh in
48:41
on that side yeah right and and you got to think Tony Stark it's fine like I'm
48:47
rich I'm fine he everyone know anyway yeah exactly he's like no no no yeah we
48:52
need to be held accountable for for what we do because I I believe in the films
48:55
they're going to talk about you know he's had PTSD from from what happened in
48:59
the Avengers and all that kind of stuff so I'm sure that's all going to come up
49:01
and then Captain America is saying no no no these people need to be protected
49:05
because because Spider-Man cries every time something happens to his auntie
49:08
well he's on the affirmative side in this are you serious [ __ ] I don't
49:12
understand this at all look I'm going to see it it's not like I'm not going to
49:14
see it like I'm not I'm definitely going to see Batman v Superman as well but I'm
49:18
not going to like it one thing I don't know why they keep
49:22
doing this like with the reveal of Spider-Man keep that for the movie you
49:25
don't need to put that in a trailer they need to get people Batman v Superman
49:29
keep Wonder Woman for the movie that would have been the reveal in the movie
49:33
would have been so much better actually would have maybe been a little bit more
49:36
looking forward to it if they hadn't why do like honestly why does every movie
49:39
have to be the Avengers well I've just answered my own question then haven't I
49:42
cuz it broke broke all the box office records but I'll just make a movie about
49:46
one person apparently uh it doesn't stop there either I think Aquaman shows up in
49:52
super [ __ ] Jason Mamoa or whatever his name is Yeah well yeah it's a dawn of
49:57
justice so yeah no I know I know I know but yeah of course they got to they got
50:01
to compete is Martian Manhunter in this I don't know hope so I would rather
50:06
watch a Martian Man hun there's a guy at my work who's super into DC yeah and
50:10
somebody else said Martian Manhunter what kind of a name is that and I said
50:13
oh it's just a guy who who just hunts men on Mars and I can
50:17
see looking at me like grinding his teeth like that's not what Mar Man
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Hunter does cuz is there is there an official flash too like is in this
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universe so I think television show but it can't be that surely is is he showing
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up in this as well maybe I don't know I hope not cuz that show is [ __ ] awful
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I'm going to get letters I'm going to get letters I know you all love it all
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right I haven't seen it yes I know you love it I think they'd have to have that
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character go into the movie they're going to have the flash of the movie
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because that's the universe they're building now you can't to me you can't
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separate it between the movie one and the TV one you got to they've all just
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got to combine like they've done with um the Marvel one of Shield except they
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just came out and said that Civil War is going to ignore what happens in the TV
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series because it got too hard and and actually Jos weden said that in an
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interview about about Age of Ultron he said that they they [ __ ] screwed him
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over in a lot of ways because they said no no no it's all got to tie in and he
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was like [ __ ] like what is even happening on the TV show you know TV
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shows don't get created the same way the film does by the time I finish the film
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the TV shows had [ __ ] written for it that I've got to you know it's he say
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very complicated films take years TV shows take I guess months is that
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accurate and then they just gave him another sack of cash and said dry your
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eyes and he went yep y now well he said he's not making anym what's he doing now
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he's swimming in his pool yeah oh man that was a great film much ad do that
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was great oh [ __ ] it was great yeah i' I'd prefer you do more stuff like
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that oh absolutely yeah because here's the thing Joss is great when he's being
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Joss not when he's being Stanley you know he do own properties better than he
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does Marvel stuff even though I do say I did love the first Avengers movie yeah
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he did a really good job of the first Avengers and he because he fought uh see
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what I feel like the stuff that he fought against in the first Avengers was
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like all the aliens that showed up at the end right he didn't want that he
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said no no no it's got to be about the The Avengers and and you know and Loki
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is the big bad guy and they're like no they need to fight some space Army and
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so he had to do that and then age of ultum was just all that like he just
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they just said no okay now you just do the same thing that we said last time
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except get rid of all the things that you like yeah cuz he had more free well
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not free but he had more control over the first one than he did the second one
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well the the first one was risky but the second one was like don't [ __ ] this up
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yeah well also they didn't know the first one was going to be quite as big a
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hit as it was so but also like just let let him do his job yeah like he did well
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with the first one so give him a little bit more control for the next one not
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restrict him mind you I watched uh I went and saw at the cinema last night
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the new colen brothers movie hail Caesar right which is a film about making films
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back in the 50s and kind of pokes fun at all the the kind of red tape that you
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got to get through and yeah I saw a trailer cool yeah I to be honest I I
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felt like I was enjoying it more than the people around me you know yeah
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Hannah went and saw it she didn't dislike it but yeah wasn't great that's
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what said too she was like I did not like it but I don't understand why you
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liked it so much and I'm like well I really loved it the starters right and
53:31
you'll know the significance of this in small roles it stars Clancy Brown and Christopher
53:38
Lambert wow they don't share any screen time but they're both in there and I was
53:42
like I think this must be the only other movie other than Highlander that these
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two have been in together [ __ ] clany Brown what's he been in lately apart
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from that yeah I don't know I mean I wanted him to just keep making Carnival
53:57
like forever the answer sadly is the SpongeBob movie oh God live action
54:04
SpongeBob movies Sponge Out of Water [ __ ] I bet that's the premise too I bet
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that's not just a pun I bet the premise is SpongeBob gets out of the water and
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gets like lost in the city or something yeah oh he's in uh he's in the Warcraft
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movie which looks shy yeah it really does doesn't it oh I keep forgetting that's a
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thing I hope it's not I like Duncan Jones yeah I like one of his movies that
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he made too yeah I like one of his movies yeah so I'm hoping that he'll uh
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he'll come back and make another another one what was the one with Jake
54:32
Gyllenhaal um source code that was awful I another the one whatever it was the
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shitty one that you thought was about science and then turned out to be about
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magic yeah like the inell was a little bit don't do that by the way anyone
54:45
listening Hollywood stop doing that if the answer at the end is Lov did it
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no yeah there's no there's no possible way that could happen but he loves
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everybody so it does no stop it Interstellar was still good though
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Interstellar had some amazing bits and some bits that frustrated the [ __ ] out
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of me how it was love at the end that was the solution for stars that but like
55:07
not even the oh I've stumbled upon this facility that I didn't know was here and
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you didn't know I was still alive but somehow I'm the only one you can send on
55:17
this why were you building a ship none of these people could pilot is my question to
55:22
you well the answer to that technically is the reason that he found the facility
55:27
was because he sent himself those messages from does in the opposite of
55:33
explain I know I know I know I'm just saying that's the answer [ __ ] you Matt
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and [ __ ] Christopher Nolan even though I did uh see him on a
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plane and was uh felt very good about myself having seen him on a plane did
55:47
you prostrate yourself before him I'm not sure what that means but I'm pretty
55:51
sure I didn't oh that's disappointing I was I did have to scooch past him to um
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cuz obviously he was in business class and I was in economy yeah did you ask
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him what he was going to watch on the flight so you could watch the same thing
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yeah and queue it up at the same time so we could chat hear each other laughing
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at the same vids yeah let me know when you hit play and three two I should have
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checked him the tail job screener he should have he could have watched that
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on on a USB stick yeah oh I've got a back full of screeners man I could have
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just been like hey watch this yeah and he'd be like did you shoot this on film
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I'll be like no he'd be like well I watch this and then he would open the
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window of the plane somehow cuz he's allowed to cuz he's chol like Bane he
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just rip the rip the back off the plane and then throw it out yeah not
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