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Warren Sapp DM's Hoppe, AI Mojo In The Morning, & More · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Hoppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. And now, something completely different.
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  The Lakers added Walker Kessler from the Utah
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  Jazz via sign and trade for two first -round
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  picks and two first -round pick swaps. Signed
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  him to a four -year, $130 million deal to partner
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  him with Donjic and Austin Reeves. But Stephen
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  A. Smith has a problem with their three best
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  players being white. Oh, yeah. Can you imagine
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  if I said that, Stephen? Oh, yeah. You got, uh...
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  Yeah, I can't even think of an example. Oh, you
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  got Tyrone Maxey. You got the other guy. And
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  then you got Jalen Brown. Oh, you got three black
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  boys. Oh, yeah. Why is the whole team black?
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  Hey, man. Why'd they draft a black guy, you know,
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  in the Chicago Bulls draft? Does this sound good?
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  I don't want to trade the white boy or the black
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  boy. Shut up, dude. You are such a divisive guy,
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  but you hide. You always go to press boxes because
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  you know if you walk around the outlets you talk
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  about, you get bitch slapped. Where the hell
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  do Los Angeles Lakers think they're going with
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  a bunch of white dudes? I don't know. They're
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  pretty good bars. You got Austin Reeves who shoots
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  threes. You got Luka Doncic who took a team to
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  the finals. And the other guy, I forget his name.
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  He's very serviceable. You claim you want racism
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  in the head, and then you're making it about
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  race. You know why you do it, but you don't know
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  diddly squat about sports. You're stupid. Somebody
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  had to say it, so I'm saying it. Your three top
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  players are white dudes? Oh, heaven forbid. one
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  of the top 20 players in the league being there.
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  And Austin Reeves has a lot of potential and
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  won't be held back by the selfishness of LeBron
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  because they'll actually need him to score every
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  night. Really? You're a douche, dude. Little
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  bitch laugh face, man. I respect you. You know
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  how to make a dollar. You know how to get opportunities.
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  Talent -wise, body of work -wise, I just think
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  you stoop to this stupid level because you don't
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  know that much about sports. I actually think
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  you're in the wrong position. I think you should
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  be like Tony Riesi or whatever that guy's name
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  was from those ESPN shows. He would be a good
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  host to let others talk, but because he talks
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  so much, he runs out of things to say, so he
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  starts making making things up. You're an idiot.
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  This ain't golf. Can you imagine if I said this?
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  Oh, the NHL drafted a black guy. This ain't basketball.
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  It doesn't sound good when I do it. Is there
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  a bigger freaking loser in the NFL than Johnny
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  Manziel? When I worked for Robert's Morning Glory,
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  Robert got mad because he likes to act like he's
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  not in Cleveland. And I said, Johnny Menzel,
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  if you can't handle the media in Cleveland, how
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  are you going to handle the NFL? This isn't TMZ
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  land, bro. I remember exactly where I was. It
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  was the day before my dad died and I was watching
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  Rover blast me on his show about he's making
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  it about him. And my dad's like, welcome to show
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  business. One of the last words he ever said
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  to me. But back to Johnny Menzel. Dude, I saw
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  you were freaking out about Rizzo or whatever
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  that sports radio guy was going off on you. Probably
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  because it's true, dude. Everyone knew Johnny
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  Menzel is the guy that would go from bar to bar
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  drunk as hell. And yes, I know people can change.
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  But you can't rewrite the past. You were essentially
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  a nepo baby. Your whole life, you had everything
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  given to you. And then you had the chance to
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  run the dog pound. And you know what you did?
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  Yeah, I did not run the dog pound. You failed.
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  And then Baker Mayfield came to town. And that
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  whole town... Turned on him. Essentially because
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  of the rover. Look it up. I don't even want to
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  bring it up, but I just did. Man, that's out
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  of Cleveland so quick to turn on their quarterbacks.
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  I'm surprised they haven't turned on Deshaun
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  yet. Well, they're kind of stuck with him. There's
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  really no option there. But Johnny Menzel, he
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  was like, he wrote like four paragraphs on Twitter
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  and he like called the like C word. It's like,
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  dude, you're a classless loser. Yeah. Oh yeah,
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  you did so well in college. How did that turn
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  out then? I'm usually not right about sports,
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  but I called it. If you can't handle the Cleveland
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  media, which you still can, even though you're
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  like 36 and past your prime, it wasn't meant
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  for you, dude. You know what was meant for you?
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  Totally not doing cocaine. And I say that to
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  avoid legal stuff. You totally were always sober,
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  Johnny Mazzel. And you never walked out on tabs
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  at bars. Freaking loser, dude. Jesus Christ.
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  You know what's been driving me nuts? I used
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  that AI site to make AI music. And oh, I wish
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  I had this power. You know, like Lil Wayne and
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  Taylor Swift are very unique names. I can't even
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  make a song about Lil Wayne. It's not Lil Wayne
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  rapping. The song is called Lil Wayne News. But
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  Lil Wayne owns the name, the copyright to it,
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  so it won't even let me make it. But here's the
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  more infuriating part. Pardon my cough. There's
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  that dirty, rotten imbecile known as Taylor Frankie
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  Paul. who's on The Bachelor or whatever and the
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  Mormon Wives show. She's a loser. But that's
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  not the point. The point is I really want to
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  do a song called Taylor Frankie Paul News. But
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  it's copyrighted. The name Taylor is copyrighted
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  by Taylor Swift. But I'm not talking about you.
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  It ain't all about you, honey. You know, you
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  got that wedding going on in the whole world,
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  kids in your house, because they're all big.
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  I don't care. You know what I did this morning?
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  I took a 25 -minute dump. And you know what you
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  did this morning, Taylor? Maybe it was a two
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  -minute dump, but you took a dump. We all take
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  dumps in the morning. We're all going to die
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  someday. I don't care. You don't impress me.
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  It is a time for a happy Zimbox. Right now. It's
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  time for Hoppy's Inbox. Oh, I should probably
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  have turned on. Oh, man. We're going to manifest
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  not having production issues today. I am not
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  in the mood for that. I hate when I listen back
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  and I'm like, I could have turned off the pot
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  there. All right. Take two. It's time for Hoppy's
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  Inbox. It's time for Hoppy's Inbox. Only on Hoppy
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  Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Oh, yeah. A freaking inbox
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  blower. LeVar Ball in the WWE with one leg. Ha
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  ha. That'd be amazing. I did that rant about
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  LeVar Ball and I said he'd be great. And I actually
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  got a nice comment on YouTube. Because it's Mercury
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  and Gatorade or Retrograde or whatever they say.
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  I usually don't get nice comments on YouTube.
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  Because they're anonymous douchebags. That's
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  why. That's all. Another message I got. I did
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  a post on my Facebook and on my Instagram. At
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  RyanHobbyRadio and at Facebook .com slash RyanHobbyRadio.
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  I'm going to load it up so I can quote it. I
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  saw this meme for this picture of something from
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  the 2000s. And I wanted to see if people knew
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  it at once. It says right here. You wouldn't
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  steal a car. A nice little Comic -Con, little
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  sans butt. And I asked my audience if they knew
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  what it meant. And Steve Pulaski said, a movie
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  I ripped off of Pirate Bay. And Chris Schray,
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  who I worked with at WCPT in Chicago, said, intense
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  music. You wouldn't steal a baby. Intense music.
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  You wouldn't steal a prize call at a state fair.
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  Intense music backs up. Don't steal movies. Copyright
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  infringement is the worst crime of something
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  of like that. And then Ryan Anthony, I don't
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  know what his last name is. He said it's a DVD
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  anti -piracy commercial. Yes, good times. Now
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  I use Moviebox Pro, bitch. Movie. Let me see
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  if I can find a commercial. Movie. It's a riveting
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  radio, isn't it? Movie. Piracy. Commercial. 2000s.
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  Oh, yeah. You wouldn't steal a car. You wouldn't
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  steal a handbag. You wouldn't steal a television.
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  You wouldn't steal a DVD. Downloading. Pirating.
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  It's stealing. Stealing. It's a gun stuck up.
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  Piracy. It's a crime. Oh, yeah. I don't know
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  why I remember there being words. Like, not words.
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  I feel like I Mandela affected, like, there being
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  a voiceover of the guy doing the words. Maybe
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  it was so intense when I would watch it in the
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  movie theater that I felt like the words were
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  being said to me. Because it's like so high poppy.
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  I could have sworn that's that Mandela effect
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  just like that movie Kazam that does not exist.
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  Which I'm so convinced it exists. Jesus Christ.
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  So this is me on talking about Alabama Barker.
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  So what is my favorite stream you've done in
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  the past month? That you've done in the past
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  month? Yeah. I'm gonna be honest, bro. You're
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  not gonna want to hear it. No, just say it. Be
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  honest. I don't like, I don't know. There's like
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  this, I don't know if it's because like, I always
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  say that the Gen Z kids that were in high school
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  during COVID or any type of school, not really
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  college as much, but like, so I guess that would
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  be, 2001 would be the last, unless you had to
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  go to school a fifth year. 2001 is 18 years before
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  2019. So the 2019 graduates, the ones that are
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  like 25 now are normal, but these 2020 on babies
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  are weird. You got to admit it. And he does this
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  really passive thing. It drives me nuts. Oh,
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  I got some food in my teeth. It's gross. Probably
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  should have brushed. There's this thing that
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  drives me nuts about him. Where when he's asked
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  something, he does this really annoying thing.
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  What do you mean? What do you mean? It kind of
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  reminds me, I know this is such a freaking niche
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  reference, but it really reminds me. And only
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  people in Tampa and San Antonio are going to
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  get this in Tulsa. But it reminds me of a Billy
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  Madison show, like when Billy Madison's making
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  fun of Nard. Nard, get over here. Nard, we're
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  going to DP your life. That's what it sounds
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  like. Let me see if I can get a clip of Billy
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  Madison with Nard so you can hear it. It sounds
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  just like neon. Oh, geez. Ah, let's see here.
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  The Gnard bit of the day. I bet this is riveting.
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  You're the goat. I would be a goat. Can you just
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  give me a second so I can take this call and
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  then you can get back to doing it. Billy Madison.
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  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Alright, Deacon. That sound
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  effect describes the Billy Madison show. Alright,
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  Deacon. He's got an Australian... This is very
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  distracting. This show is on the top of the San
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  Antonio ratings. God bless him. I love him. Yes,
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  I mean... All right, Deacon. You hear that like
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  neon? Ah, ah, ah, ah. Here's the video. What's
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  up, Sarah? Hey. Hey. Nard just thinks all Lord
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  of the Rings girls are big. What? Here's Nard
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  right here. What? What? I used to be like your
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  biggest fan. What? Oh. You guys were so cute.
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  Why? There's something wrong with you. Because
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  he's funny. He's not. But I'm done with him.
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  What? What did I do? What did I do? I sound like
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  Neon. Funny is because me and Derek set it all
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  up for him. Yeah, he set me up for that. No,
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  we have to sit. Don't you hear that right there?
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  Listen. Set me up for that. I don't really feel
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  like pissing off BMS for playing their show.
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  Be honest. Your band machines, bro. Your band
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  machines. I'll be honest. I'm just being honest,
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  bro. I feel like it was a good dynamic, and then
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  you guys got into an argument, and then it became
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  a whole back -and -forth thing on the internet,
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  and then you're like, hey, I just want... It
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  was never real! He never had a chance with our
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  dad! To all these Gen Z people thinking he had
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  a chance, bro! Let me lift up my seat, my little
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  chair, the office chair. I'm down on the ground.
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  I don't know where I should be. No! I'm telling
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  you, dude, he just... He's a beta male. He got
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  used. And why can I say that? I don't mean to
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  be a beta male at times, but I got used. I want
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  to clear my name, and then she's like, nah, nah,
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  nah, nah, nah. He said this, he did that. It's
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  so weird. And then it just became a weird thing.
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  Nah, I agree, bro. The streams are... Whatever,
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  Billy Madison. This is where you never know what
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  you're going to get on a happy hour. One second,
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  I could be talking about how I had a stomach
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  ache this morning. The next second, I could be
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  dissecting why neon reminds me of Nathan Norris,
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  a .k .a. Nard from the Billy Madison Show. At
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  least I don't have to show my face on this show.
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  You all know what I look like. I'm totally awkward.
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  But there's no video. What I'm telling you, ladies
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  and gentlemen, boys and girls, there's nothing
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  on this show. You don't need to see me. I make
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  weird facial expressions when I rant. I look
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  like a jackass. Half the comic community would
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  think I'm jackasses because they don't like the
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  truth. You hear all this paper? It's the truth.
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  I don't know what that means. It's someone's
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  show prep and I just got it all freaking... Crumbly.
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  I'm sorry. There was this one time that a lot
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  of radio people, like the old school guys, print
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  out their prep. All my prep's on a Google Docs,
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  and I open it up gradually. But all their old
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  school guys, like MJ and all my homies, they
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  print out things, which is fine. I just didn't
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  grow up really with a printer. We had very limited
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  printing paper anyway. And there's one time my
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  dad got really mad because I printed out pictures
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  of Kobe Bryant to put in my room. Ah, what a
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  childhood. I love you, Dad. I'm kidding. But
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  all this prep right here is just a bunch of stuff.
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  It's the truth. There was this time. Now it's
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  all crumply. Oops. What day is it from? It's
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  from two days ago, so it's all prepped. You want
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  to hear what the prep says? Oh, my God. I love
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  this bit. I used to have access to the prep service.
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  This is great. We'll get to Blake Griffin getting
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  a sports drink in a second. Okay. There's a company
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  called Wise Prime Media. AKA the complete sheep.
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  And Wise Brother Media, you know, if you listen
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  to your typical radio show, they got all the
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  production pieces ready. Oh, here's the last
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  20 seconds of the Stanley Cup last night. Mm
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  -hmm. Or here's this bad tryout on American Idol.
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  And you know how they have it like perfectly
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  edited? Usually the producer didn't do that.
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  It was sent to you by a prep service. And I had
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  access to this when I worked at 102 .5 The Bone.
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  And from like the first year and a half of this
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  iteration of this show, remember when I would
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  have like the national day? I still do it with
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  the blue dye. Remember when I would have like
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  the national day and it would be like, I don't
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  know, it would be like Monday or whatever. Well,
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  they did an audit on the website. And my counter
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  was like, there was like a reply. It was the
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  most awkward email ever. It was sent to like,
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  I don't know, 18 people. And it was like, who
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  here needs access to Wise Brother? And who here
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  does it? And my name was like first, even though
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  I was, I mean, I was first in the rating. But
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  my name was first and the counter was like, only
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  keep these people please. And then I just say,
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  I emailed him back with a smile. But here's the
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  prep sheet that's in this room. Taylor and Travis
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  update. They're building a castle inside Madison
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  Square Garden. Oh, how am I missing out on this
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  prep? Alan Jackson's final show will get a live
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  album release. Mm -hmm. Kane Brown says it's
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  easier to make friends with athletes than country
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  artists because they're using you. Mm -hmm. The
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  big moments from Alan Jackson's final show. Rod
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  Atkins was invited to the Grand Ole Pre. The
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  Taylor and Travis wedding will be over 10 hours.
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  Margot Robbie is 36 years old. Oh my God, this
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  makes me feel old. Lindsay Lohan is 40. I wish
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  she ever. And that was the Ryan Show. That was
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  the prep we were going through that we got from
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  a prep service. And now, it is time for War of
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  the Roses. What the hell's going on? Oh, my God.
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  I got cheated on. Let's go. Hey, Jed, did we
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  get a hold of the actor? Yes, sir. uh here's
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  uh kayla nicole should go on love island always
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  a hot topic everybody want to be nosy and wonder
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  what your relationship and what kayla nicole
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  is doing Who she's having three sons with. Who's
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  absolutely plowed her into the first. Because
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  that's annoying as she is. If you have that woman
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  on your lap, you got to go to work. Do they really?
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  I have to ask. If you had a chance to be on Love
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  Island Celebrity Edition, would you do it? Wait,
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  Celebrity Edition changes it a little bit. Oh
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  yeah, you're such a celebrity. Oh, you're so
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  fake. Famous. Because the thing about Love Island
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  is like, I just feel like, I don't know if I
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  could go to the lengths that them people could
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  go to on that. She's got those muscular arms,
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  gives you the thought of going, you know, doing
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  this stuff to me. Same thing. But if they kind
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  of like pulled the reins in a little bit. Girl,
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  I would love the attention, but no one really
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  thinks about me. Mm -hmm. No one really goes,
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  oh my God, I'm a fan of Kayla Nicole. I like
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  looking at Kayla Nicole. I can't really reach
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  out to Kayla Nicole, but she blocked me. Ah,
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  Jace. Mm -hmm. Mm. I would think about it. Oh,
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  no. I say all the time, I would love to host
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  it, though. Like, if they need it. Oh, yeah,
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  you'd be so great with that riveting personality
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  of yours. New host. You would. I really don't
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  have a favorite this season. I just don't feel
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  like the guys are giving it how they should have
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  been giving it. You're just talking about yourself
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  in relationships. Because you're lazy. Jesus
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  Christ. You're 34 years old. You got a rocking
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  body. You don't wonder why you're single. I mean,
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  I'm going to be 33 and I wonder why I'm single.
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  But what I'm saying is, when you say things like
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  that that are against men, of course you're single.
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  You're nine. Here's Ivanka Trump. And Lil Wayne
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  apologizes via his Instagram after he failed
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  to show up on his 20 years of Carter tour. Yeah.
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  To me, this perfectly describes Lil Wayne that
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  he doesn't show up to the Carter tour after 20
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  years. He's an idiot. And again, he's my top
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  listen to artist of all time on Spotify. But
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  Lil Wayne, this is why you ain't getting Coachella.
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  Or the Super Bowl. Because you show up late like
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  a douchebag. Showing up late is the best you
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  do. Some of the arms just don't even show up.
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  of course rap mogul Lil Wayne he's apologizing
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  after fans say that they were disappointed because
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  he never took the stage at a concert that was
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  yeah he went to like 1045 and he didn't show
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  up because he probably had sound ordinance at
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  11 if you're not going to show up just tell him
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  at 8 o 'clock you ruined everyone's Thursday
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  night you douchebag set to take place in Bangor,
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  Maine yeah the show was set to launch Wayne's
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  20 years of Carter Classics tour but after the
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  opening act and a dj performed the crowd was
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  yeah it's always the worst when you hear the
• 23:04
  dj playing the music and what's funny is if the
• 23:07
  dj was doing an all lil wayne mix the funny part
• 23:10
  is that mix probably sounded better than if lil
• 23:13
  wayne would have performed told that the night
• 23:15
  was over didn't have to go home but they had
• 23:17
  to get out of there lil wayne later promised
• 23:19
  and rescheduled the show for july 28th how can
• 23:22
  we trust you he apologized online so fans are
• 23:26
  sharing their disappointment over what happened
• 23:28
  Last night I was 100 % emotional and I left my
• 23:31
  whole crew behind. Screamed at the street. Yeah.
• 23:34
  I was cheating on my husband. She was mad. She
• 23:37
  cried. Oh, I'm a ride or die. I'm going to see
• 23:39
  him in New Hampshire. Oh, yeah. This is like
• 23:41
  this busty 38 -year -old that has like Jersey
• 23:44
  Shore skin. Oh, I'd plow that. I'm sure on Friday.
• 23:48
  Maybe he'll show up. She looks like a pumpkin.
• 23:50
  Oh. You got to work on that five -second delay
• 23:54
  with the news, by the way. Jesus Christ. My idea
• 23:57
  was exactly how you just said it. Remember, they
• 24:00
  did reschedule that show for July 28th, but there's
• 24:03
  also another show for Wayne down in Saratoga
• 24:06
  Springs, New York. That's coming up next. I'm
• 24:08
  an idiot. Here's the message you wrote. My main
• 24:12
  fans, I'm so sorry. The show is being rescheduled
• 24:17
  to July 28th. Please hold on to your tickets.
• 24:20
  They will be honored for the rescheduled date.
• 24:25
  More information will be emailed directly to
• 24:28
  ticket holders. He then writes, I ain't shit
• 24:32
  without you. I can't wait to come back and I
• 24:34
  give you the show you deserve. You could have
• 24:36
  got rid of the part that said, without you, I
• 24:38
  can't wait to come back and give you the show
• 24:40
  you deserve. He just said, I ain't shit. What
• 24:43
  the hell is wrong with you, dude? I mean, if
• 24:46
  you're not going to show up, tell him at 8 o
• 24:48
  'clock. So everyone can go to the dive bar and
• 24:51
  listen to a Lil Wayne mix and have more fun in
• 24:53
  your crappy performance. What's going on here?
• 24:59
  Arrested for chasing a man with a knife during
• 25:02
  a domestic disturbance. Of course, this is Tampa.
• 25:07
  I was looking to see where it was at. This is
• 25:11
  a TMZ clip. Of course, it was Tampa. The domestic,
• 25:15
  the speed cap it all around. Bring to officials
• 25:18
  on June 29th, 2026, just before 3 .30 in the
• 25:21
  morning. I bet they listen to Kelton in the morning.
• 25:24
  I'm going to call in for Sparkle. Deputies responded
• 25:26
  to a domestic disturbance call at a home. home
• 25:29
  in Tampa. During the investigation, deputies
• 25:31
  say they learned that the suspect, Andrea Patino,
• 25:34
  retrieved a knife and chased the victim outside
• 25:44
  of the home after he took her car keys. They
• 25:46
  say that he did this to prevent her from driving
• 25:48
  under the influence. Yeah, you're a dumb one.
• 25:52
  He was arrested and she was charged with aggravated
• 25:56
  assault with a deadly weapon. There you go. Tampa!
• 26:03
  Tampa's like, we want to be respected as a legitimate
• 26:05
  city. And then they do that. This is very strange.
• 26:10
  Donald Trump shares an AI video of him as a doctor.
• 26:13
  Or someone you know been diagnosed with TDS.
• 26:15
  The symptoms can be relentless. Trump deranged.
• 26:18
  I sent him. Fortunately, I'm Dr. Trump, and I
• 26:21
  am. All right. I'm going to lose it. No, no,
• 26:24
  no. I don't think I emphasized it enough. You're
• 26:27
  a loser. That's better. And it's. You're a never
• 26:35
  baby. I wonder if Joseph Carle of the Joe Show
• 26:38
  voted for you. Justin Bieber. to perform at the
• 26:42
  FIFA World Cup final. All my believers to the
• 26:45
  front immediately. Justin Bieber may not be giving
• 26:47
  us a tour, but he may be headed to one of the
• 26:49
  biggest stages in sports. I forget my ex for
• 26:52
  being a dirty rat in an episode. Mm -hmm. But
• 26:56
  she wanted to leave the Justin Bieber concert
• 26:59
  early at LA. But she said, it's too loud in here
• 27:05
  and you'll be able to see him again. And then
• 27:07
  he's like saying, I'm never going to tour again.
• 27:09
  God damn it. So Neon's really impressionable.
• 27:19
  Here's the thing about Neon. He hung out with
• 27:23
  Malik Beasley. Who's in a little bit of trouble?
• 27:29
  Not because he hung out with Neon, but Malik
• 27:31
  Beasley's in a little bit of trouble. And here's
• 27:35
  Neon to defend him against the feds. By the way,
• 27:42
  I want to say something. I'm going to speak on
• 27:44
  this once. One time and move on. I see these
• 27:47
  allegations getting put on my friend. Malik.
• 27:54
  I'm Malik Beasley. I'm sure he's totally your
• 27:57
  friend and not using you for the platform you
• 28:00
  can provide. I just want to say I know him as
• 28:04
  a person. I know him as a human. Oh, you totally
• 28:06
  do. The two hours you were sitting in that diner.
• 28:09
  Oh, you know everything about him. He would never
• 28:12
  partake in anything like that. Yeah, you know,
• 28:14
  the stat lines where people are accusing him
• 28:17
  of doing things align with what he's in trouble
• 28:20
  with. I saw he pleaded not guilty. He didn't
• 28:24
  do shit. You don't know him personally. You didn't
• 28:31
  want video on him. I, and this is not, I'm not
• 28:35
  saying he's a criminal, but I interviewed Charlemagne
• 28:37
  to God for 30 minutes. I don't know him. You
• 28:41
  just interviewed him, you idiot. People are out
• 28:45
  here trying to tarnish his name. Yeah, he was
• 28:47
  gambling on thousands of dollars when he's making
• 28:50
  a million dollars or something a year. It's stupid.
• 28:53
  His name down when they're in the wrong. How
• 28:56
  are they in the wrong? But he's the one gambling
• 28:58
  on himself to hit a parlay, dude. And the truth
• 29:02
  will come to light, my brother. Stay strong.
• 29:05
  Oh, yeah. I'm sure he's totally inspired by the
• 29:08
  duty used for it. Jesus Christ. I think it's,
• 29:13
  I can see how people use me on. And I can kind
• 29:19
  of see how people use. And it's like, you know
• 29:21
  what, Dan? Have at it. Let people use you. You'll
• 29:29
  find out real quick who your homies are. And
• 29:38
  with the mercury inching up towards record levels,
• 29:41
  Mayor Modani says it's really important to conserve
• 29:44
  energy. He called for New Yorkers to set their
• 29:46
  thermostats at 78 degrees. I first didn't mind,
• 29:50
  guys. Nice seeing them hang out with Knick fans.
• 29:53
  But I'm sure you don't keep your house at that,
• 29:55
  you douchebag. Sorry, Dad. And did the same thing
• 30:00
  at Gracie Mansion. The mayor responded to crazy.
• 30:03
  I'm sure you're totally doing it at your mansion,
• 30:05
  you neppo baby dish. by someone on social media
• 30:09
  taking him to task, saying 78 was too high. It's
• 30:14
  because of the power grid. He wants people to
• 30:15
  have it at 78. I have it in the 60s, bitch! Political
• 30:19
  reporter Marsha Kramer asked him about it. Are
• 30:22
  you sticking with 78 degrees? I am, and I'm...
• 30:25
  Yeah, bitch! Sticking with it because this is
• 30:29
  a long -standing city policy through multiple
• 30:31
  administrations. Oh, yeah! Call a bearded socialist
• 30:35
  or whatever you are! You're a douche! You know,
• 30:39
  in those old New York City buildings. 78 does
• 30:43
  not feel good. I bet you're asking that at like
• 30:47
  68, you dish. We're also following the guidance
• 30:50
  of the U .S. Department of Energy. I myself set
• 30:53
  my thermostat to 78. I hate the way he talks
• 30:56
  through his teeth. You don't want to bitch slap
• 30:57
  him. Yeah, nine. Let me tell you, 78 hits different
• 31:01
  when you're looking at 112 outside. He says that
• 31:04
  as his face is hit with sweat. Hmm. You know
• 31:09
  all the liberal businesses are doing it. We gotta
• 31:11
  save the power grid. That ain't my problem, dude.
• 31:22
  Saying don't believe every. Let me rewind that
• 31:24
  for now. Josh Hart is saying don't believe everything
• 31:27
  you read. Yeah, he probably didn't get the wedding
• 31:32
  invite. I don't think she knows who he is. Taylor
• 31:34
  Swift and Travis Kelsey. The only reason she
• 31:36
  went to the Knicks game is because it had that
• 31:38
  stupid shirt that said Stevie Nicks on it. And
• 31:40
  then Stevie Nicks is performing at the wedding.
• 31:42
  We all fell for it. The wedding buzz continues
• 31:46
  to reach a fever pitch. The New York Knicks star
• 31:49
  is shutting down. A fever pitch, really terrible.
• 31:51
  She must have thought that had to do with basketball.
• 31:54
  He had a home run at Josh Hart. One rumor about
• 31:58
  the guest list. After multiple reports claimed
• 32:01
  the Knicks starting five had scored invites to
• 32:04
  the big day. After Taylor supported them on their
• 32:07
  way to winning the NBA playoffs last month. Fellow
• 32:10
  NBA player Jeremy Sohan jokingly asked Hart if
• 32:14
  he could be his plus one. Oh, yeah. I feel like
• 32:17
  Josh Hart's that player that they all just bust.
• 32:19
  balls around. His podcast roommates definitely
• 32:24
  help create that energy. But Josh was quick to
• 32:27
  call a foul. Replying on X July 2nd, LOL bro,
• 32:31
  this fake news. Yeah, she's such a Knicks fan.
• 32:37
  I bet you if you asked her who Josh Hart was,
• 32:39
  unfortunately, she'd be like, is he one of the
• 32:41
  guys that wrote one of my songs that I claimed
• 32:43
  to write? She doesn't know who he is. She only
• 32:45
  went to, I actually for a second thought she
• 32:47
  might be a Knicks fan because it was like, She
• 32:49
  did a competition in 05 at Madison Square Garden
• 32:52
  and met players over the years. Big whoop -de
• 32:54
  -doo. I've met rappers before and I had no idea
• 32:57
  who they were. Here's what I'm saying. She probably
• 32:59
  doesn't even know Josh Hart is dead. It's obvious.
• 33:04
  So it looks like, at least for now, those invites
• 33:07
  are a blank space. Ah, this reporter sounds like
• 33:11
  she doesn't know how to do it. You gotta have
• 33:13
  energy like me. I just... Drink like three Pepsis.
• 33:19
  I'm really wired. But then my freaking caffeine
• 33:21
  crashed in about 10 minutes. I know, good. Oh,
• 33:27
  yeah. It is a Monday, man. Doesn't it feel like
• 33:36
  a Monday if you're listening on a Monday that
• 33:38
  this was recorded unless you're in Fresno and
• 33:40
  it's so cloudy and we're just hanging out. This
• 33:44
  has been a cloudy summer, man. But before we
• 33:48
  get the show going, we have a lot. I know every
• 33:50
  radio show goes, oh, we have a lot to get into
• 33:52
  today. We have a lot to get into. Okay, cool.
• 33:57
  All right, ready? Let's go. Oh, yeah. And now,
• 34:03
  back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's
• 34:07
  Hot 97 .7. Attention, FM DJs. Your morning show
• 34:13
  prep begins now. Loud. Rude. Aggressive. And
• 34:19
  those are his good qualities. A sick person with
• 34:22
  a powerful tool. On three! One, two, three, go!
• 34:50
  Door is closing. Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom,
• 34:53
  and you're listening to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back
• 34:55
  to Hoppy Hour. Mm -hmm. With Ryan Hoppy. Yes,
• 35:04
  now. What? No, no, no, no. If I hit this button,
• 35:06
  boom, the whole program's gonna start. Okay,
• 35:09
  wait. All right. All right. Hoppy Hour starts
• 35:31
  in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy
• 35:39
  Hour with Hoppy. We the man, we flyin' Oh yeah,
• 36:20
  I am Are you still hungover from this 4th of
• 36:26
  July weekend? Unless you're listening on the
• 36:28
  next day in Fresno, so it's Tuesday. Maybe you're
• 36:31
  still hungover. Well, we have so much to get
• 36:35
  into today, but we cannot begin this show without
• 36:37
  this. Hey, guys. What's up, G? Want to go to
• 36:41
  Chachki's? Get some coffee? It's a little early.
• 36:45
  I got to get out of here. I think I'm going to
• 36:46
  lose it. Uh -oh. Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's
• 36:49
  got a case of the Mundus. One more time. Uh -oh.
• 36:52
  Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mundus.
• 36:55
  Again. Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case
• 36:58
  of the Mundus. And finally. Uh -oh. Sounds like
• 37:01
  somebody's got a case of the Mundus. And then
• 37:04
  we got to play this. Let me ask you something.
• 37:08
  When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling
• 37:10
  real well, does anyone ever say to you, sounds
• 37:12
  like someone has a case of the Mondays? No. No,
• 37:18
  man. Shit, no, man. I believe you get your ass
• 37:23
  kicked saying something like that, man. It's
• 37:32
  time for Hoppy's Inbox. Only on Hoppy Hour with
• 37:34
  Ryan Hoppy. So to be honest with you guys, a
• 37:41
  lot of times I'll see my freaking inbox blew
• 37:44
  up. It'll be like two people. It's better on
• 37:48
  the mind. This actual weekend. Out in my inbox.
• 37:54
  You can type in Warren Sapp, Ryan Hoppy on YouTube
• 37:59
  if you want to see it. It's one of the 35 videos
• 38:02
  of me last week on my page. But I did a rant
• 38:06
  about Warren Sapp. I think he's a piece of garbage.
• 38:10
  Charges are dropped against him, but I think
• 38:12
  it's because he's Warren Snap. And whenever I
• 38:16
  talk about celebrities on this Averia show, I
• 38:19
  collaborate with them. That's the only way they're
• 38:21
  going to see it. And I collaborated with him.
• 38:25
  And I'm going to go to the grave not knowing
• 38:27
  what Warren Sapp DM'd me. But I Everybody says,
• 38:33
  oh, Humpy, you don't matter. Lauren Sapp DM'd
• 38:38
  me. Three messages in a row with those little
• 38:42
  fat fingers. I have no idea what he said. Didn't
• 38:46
  really care. What about my day and said, oh,
• 38:49
  if I got a rise out of Lauren Sapp, I must be
• 38:54
  doing something right. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. It's
• 38:59
  very weird. I'm on my computer and I get the
• 39:02
  notifications to my screen of whenever I have,
• 39:05
  let's say, you know, a DM and I see Warren Sam
• 39:11
  DM'd you and I was like, yes! I'm in your head,
• 39:15
  Warren. You're used to everybody kissing your
• 39:20
  ass. I don't. Awesome. I posted this weekend
• 39:29
  that I had a hangover. And I said that July 5th
• 39:34
  should be National Hangover Day. And someone
• 39:36
  commented, I don't know what's worse, this one
• 39:39
  or New Year's Day. Probably this one. And I took
• 39:44
  a picture. I was in charge of the QIK broadcast,
• 39:47
  which I'll talk about later. And Maria Lima said,
• 39:50
  good to see you, Hoppy. I also posted a picture
• 39:54
  of my living room. I redecorated my apartment.
• 39:56
  I swept. I dusted. I got my old Xbox 360. Can
• 40:03
  I talk? And I got my PS4 out and I was playing
• 40:07
  it. And I took a picture of my living room. And
• 40:10
  someone said, sometimes it's the best to just
• 40:13
  chill at home. And then also, this is kind of
• 40:18
  funny. I posted a meme. You know on Facebook
• 40:22
  when you can mark yourself as safe? I said marked
• 40:25
  myself safe from giving an S about the Taylor
• 40:28
  Swift and Travis Kelsey wedding. And I shared
• 40:31
  it. And some hot ass married woman named Megan
• 40:36
  Marie said, you gave enough shits to post this
• 40:39
  misspelled meme. It's Kelsey, K -E -L -C -E.
• 40:44
  Actually, you're kind of proving my point that
• 40:46
  I didn't really pay attention because I didn't
• 40:48
  notice that. So I responded with, oh, relax.
• 40:52
  She doesn't know you exist. And this was a weird
• 40:58
  one, too. So, like, I never comment on Reddit
• 41:03
  pages because my ex -situationship's like, you're
• 41:07
  not that famous. Not that many people know who
• 41:09
  you are. You need to relax. And then when I let
• 41:11
  my guard down, I get recognized. It happened
• 41:13
  a lot this weekend when I was at an event. But,
• 41:17
  um... I was on the Tampa Reddit, not the Cleveland
• 41:20
  Reddit, not the Rover's Morning Glory Reddit.
• 41:23
  I was on the Tampa Reddit. And there was a topic
• 41:25
  that said, I'm having a wedding and which one
• 41:27
  of you want to be a guest? And it was pretty
• 41:29
  much a social experiment about having a Reddit
• 41:32
  user at the wedding. And I saw in the top comment,
• 41:36
  there was somebody that had the word RMG. Because
• 41:39
  when you are a Rover's Morning Glory listener
• 41:41
  with a parasocial relationship, you always have
• 41:43
  to have the words RMG in your bio. Because everybody
• 41:46
  says like, Rover's is Rover Radio. But then it's
• 41:49
  like RMG Jeffrey, RMG Doogee, whatever. All the
• 41:53
  people, you have it. I had it as RMG Hoppy. What
• 41:56
  I'm saying is all the listeners feel like they're
• 41:57
  a part of the show. So it was someone with the
• 42:00
  words RMG to begin on their username on Reddit.
• 42:04
  never really checked the username on reddit i
• 42:06
  don't care but i saw it as a top comment i'm
• 42:09
  like oh that's a coincidence so i commented i'm
• 42:11
  down to go to the wedding and then some rmg listeners
• 42:14
  said 70 dollars to me on reddit and i was actually
• 42:18
  i was like actually we're at 850 000 since um
• 42:21
  july or july of 2012 thank you for listening
• 42:25
  and um I'll be honest, there were some times
• 42:30
  in the past and beginning of the year that we,
• 42:32
  not that we weren't getting listens, but we were
• 42:34
  on 18 different platforms and we had to switch
• 42:37
  RSS feeds to a better website, rss .com. And
• 42:42
  so we're on Spotify, Apple, all that stuff. We're
• 42:49
  not on Pandora anymore. I'm trying to figure
• 42:51
  out the RSS feed. There was like 2 ,500 episodes
• 42:54
  it had to swap over, so it got stuck. So for
• 42:57
  a minute, we weren't on Apple. So our listens
• 42:59
  were way down in the beginning of the year. So
• 43:00
  the funny part was there were some days that
• 43:03
  I actually had 70 listeners, and it was kind
• 43:05
  of annoying. But I'm looking at the ratings from
• 43:07
  the past, I don't know, day. We have 1 ,000 listeners
• 43:11
  in the past 12 hours. In the past 30 days, 6
• 43:14
  ,150 listeners. And all time since the beginning
• 43:18
  of the year, 10 ,903 listens. And then on YouTube,
• 43:22
  we have 12 ,000 listeners a month. Again, not
• 43:26
  the hugest audience, but the thing I do like,
• 43:30
  the most important thing that comes to radio
• 43:33
  is the fact that it's called time spent listening.
• 43:37
  Like Mike Calata has like probably 190 ,000 listeners,
• 43:41
  but they listen all morning long. You mutants
• 43:44
  out there listen to my show for 75 minutes. Might
• 43:49
  as well make it 70 minutes. But yes, this was
• 43:53
  a very eventful weekend. Pissing off Warren Sam.
• 43:56
  And then I was in charge of one of the most complicated
• 44:00
  things I've ever had to do, but it wasn't that
• 44:02
  complicated, but it was kind of complicated.
• 44:04
  So we have a new boss in the building. Again,
• 44:07
  this podcast has nothing to do with my day job,
• 44:09
  but at my day job, Our new boss, Will Calder,
• 44:14
  who's an amazing dude. I worked with him at Cox
• 44:16
  Media Group. Good guy. He's the new Rick Thomas.
• 44:19
  Rick Thomas left. I love you, Rick. You are a
• 44:23
  legend. If I had to vote for the Radio Hall of
• 44:26
  Fame, I would put in a Rick, a Thomas. But Will
• 44:30
  called and goes, hey, hi. He didn't even have
• 44:32
  my number. Or I didn't even have his number.
• 44:34
  And he texted me. He's like, hey, Hoppy, would
• 44:35
  you want to help us on the 4th of July to run
• 44:38
  the broadcast? So pretty much, I think it was
• 44:40
  at Coachman Park. There was a fireworks show.
• 44:42
  And for 18 minutes, there was like a collaboration
• 44:45
  of music that was going along with the fireworks
• 44:48
  at Coachman Park. And I had to make sure that
• 44:50
  it began right at 9 .15. And it was very nerve
• 44:55
  -wracking. Because all day, because you got to
• 44:56
  remember. Like, let's say something goes wrong
• 44:59
  on a morning radio show. Ah, it's a hiccup, whatever.
• 45:01
  But this is like a firework show. So all of a
• 45:06
  sudden, I'm talking to this guy named Chris,
• 45:09
  really good guy. Everything worked out. But oh
• 45:11
  my God, all Saturday, I care so much about my
• 45:15
  job that... Once I was done with the broadcast
• 45:21
  at 9 .30, I went right to sick and got some knockoff
• 45:25
  Mike's Hard Lemonade, which was like 9 % alcohol,
• 45:28
  and got lit. And then had a stomachache in the
• 45:32
  middle of the night. I had home run and pizza.
• 45:36
  And then I had Ruffles chips and a dip. And oh
• 45:41
  my God, in the middle of the night, my hangover
• 45:45
  was unknown. A gun. And I'm learning that I totally
• 45:52
  see why radio DJs feel like, I don't know, not
• 45:58
  that they're alone, but I totally see why guys
• 46:02
  like Howard Stern and all these people kind of
• 46:05
  keep to themselves. Because everybody feels like
• 46:08
  they know me. And they don't know that this is
• 46:11
  just me playing a character, that I'm actually
• 46:13
  really shy. And you want to know an example of
• 46:17
  that? I did something this weekend that I've
• 46:23
  never done, which is block a girl with, I mean,
• 46:27
  I've unmatched before, but I've never actually
• 46:30
  blocked a girl on a dating app. Unwarranted.
• 46:34
  Not if they're being a bitch. But there was this
• 46:41
  girl I matched with. I wanted to discuss the
• 46:43
  double standard of this. And I even feel bad
• 46:45
  talking about this, but this is me admitting
• 46:47
  my flaw. I didn't do anything wrong, but hear
• 46:49
  me out. So I match with this girl probably June
• 46:54
  12th. Cause that's when the text was. We matched
• 46:57
  on Facebook match or Facebook dating. We matched.
• 46:59
  I do my usual move of here's my number. Hit me
• 47:02
  up. She hits me up. We talk a little bit and
• 47:06
  then she stops responding. And I had in that
• 47:09
  point of my time was recording 21 days in a row
• 47:11
  and just doing a lot. So I wasn't really like,
• 47:14
  I was like, oh, whatever. So I matched with her
• 47:17
  again on Facebook dating and get her number.
• 47:21
  And I'm like, it's like when you see the same
• 47:23
  people on the dating apps, you're like, I feel
• 47:25
  like this person looks familiar. When have I
• 47:27
  seen this person? But I'm like, whatever. So
• 47:30
  we talk, we match. And then she goes, oh my God,
• 47:34
  we have a previous conversation. I don't even
• 47:36
  remember this. I was like dating another guy
• 47:38
  during that time. I'm like, oh brother. So we
• 47:41
  talk and the thing is, you would think when you
• 47:45
  listen to this show that I'm the most outspoken,
• 47:49
  but I'm the most like outgoing guy in public
• 47:51
  because I'm six foot nine and I'm easy to recognize.
• 47:54
  And the show is blowing up by the minute. I have
• 47:56
  to be low key again. I'm not Howard Stern yet,
• 47:59
  but I have enough fame that if I'm around a room
• 48:03
  of 25 to 54 year olds that listen to the radio,
• 48:05
  someone's going to know who I am. And this girl's
• 48:08
  into ballroom dancing and doing all these fun
• 48:11
  things. And I just want to just chill. I did
• 48:14
  everything in my 20s. I'm 32, 33. I'm turning
• 48:16
  into my grandpa. I just want to just chill. I'm
• 48:19
  not saying I just want a girl to come over and
• 48:20
  have sex and leave. But I'm just saying, like,
• 48:23
  I just, I don't have it in me to, like, whine
• 48:26
  and dine anymore. I don't have it in me to be
• 48:28
  exciting. I just want to chill. I just want to
• 48:31
  go to a, you know, I want to go to a diver, go
• 48:33
  to the beach. So the girl goes, And this is,
• 48:38
  I'm dealing with this nonsense drama at a coffee
• 48:41
  bar. And then this is on Saturday. And then I'm
• 48:44
  all worried about my countdown for the thing
• 48:47
  on QIK. And she goes, so what do you do when
• 48:53
  the person you're dating is really outgoing and
• 48:56
  wants to do a lot of things and blah, blah, blah.
• 48:58
  And I said, I'm not saying I'm not a fun guy.
• 49:00
  I'm just very low key, blah, blah, blah. And
• 49:03
  then I'm starting to have a panic attack. And
• 49:05
  I should have just said, hey, I don't think we're
• 49:07
  a good match, blah, blah, blah. But I blocked
• 49:08
  her. And then I did feel bad. And then another
• 49:11
  girl later on on Hinge blocked me. So I was like,
• 49:14
  that's karma. Whatever. Or unmatched. So I do
• 49:19
  the countdown. I get drunk Saturday night. I'm
• 49:22
  hungover Sunday morning, which I think everybody
• 49:26
  was on July 5th. And all of a sudden, I go on
• 49:30
  LinkedIn, which I go on all the time. And this
• 49:33
  is where, If I did this, and I want you to leave
• 49:38
  me a message, 856 -494 -6773. What this girl
• 49:43
  did, if I did this, oh my God, the man would
• 49:47
  be crucified. And it wasn't anything bad that
• 49:50
  she did. It wasn't like she showed up in my house
• 49:53
  with a machete. No. What happened was, the girl...
• 50:00
  And I were following each other on Instagram,
• 50:02
  so she knew my first and last name. And we were
• 50:04
  texting. After I rudely blocked her, which I
• 50:09
  felt bad, all of a sudden, she sends me a LinkedIn
• 50:14
  request. Can you imagine if the roles were reversed?
• 50:23
  Can you imagine if the girl that unmatched me
• 50:25
  on Hinge on Saturday, if I saw that she's, let's
• 50:29
  say, a beautician, and I send her a LinkedIn
• 50:31
  request? I just thought that was a little weird.
• 50:35
  Like, not that weird. I know I'm memorable. That
• 50:40
  was a very strange situation. I don't know. I
• 50:46
  just love double standards. Can you imagine if
• 50:49
  I did that? If I like send in my ex -situationship,
• 50:52
  hey, all of you LinkedIn connections. By the
• 50:57
  way, I don't know if the air conditioner, I am
• 50:59
  such an air conditioning slut. The air conditioning
• 51:03
  is not working in this room and oh my God, it
• 51:05
  must be like 76 in here. I'm sweating and I'm
• 51:09
  already doing the thing that I do every Monday.
• 51:12
  Where I drink Cuban coffee, so I'm already feeling
• 51:15
  it. You know, I'm already feeling, I got so much
• 51:19
  prep to get into. I got all this stuff, and I
• 51:21
  just, God, I'm itchy. Mm -hmm. I'll just, because
• 51:29
  you know I got my Cuban coffee. Oh, yeah. I got
• 51:36
  it in my Yeti cup. I literally might invest in
• 51:43
  a portable fan. It is ridiculous in here. My
• 51:46
  crotch is on fire. All right, not delightful
• 51:51
  enough. You got your coffee next to you or your
• 51:54
  booze or whatever. Let's drink together. Sounds
• 52:06
  like a watermelon. I'm feeling it. Sometimes
• 52:17
  the coffee at work tastes like ragged fuel, but
• 52:20
  it still works. Today it's really good. So I'm
• 52:24
  feeling it. Oh yeah! Let me take one gulp. So
• 52:32
  when I do that little slurping sound effect,
• 52:34
  it doesn't sound, it's fake, because I'm trying
• 52:36
  to make it sound like I'm drinking coffee, which
• 52:37
  I am, but let me actually drink it. Oh, yeah.
• 52:45
  Got that French vanilla in there. I'm ready to
• 52:47
  go. It's going to be even hotter. Oh, yeah. Every
• 52:51
  room I walk into, I turn the heat off because
• 52:53
  I'm hot. I had to deal with Facebook censorship.
• 52:59
  So over the past two years, I have done in -depth
• 53:02
  analysis. I've gone deep into talking about Lily
• 53:07
  Phillips and Bonnie Blue. And I got censored
• 53:12
  on Facebook for soliciting sex. Now, I did not
• 53:17
  go to Nebraska Avenue and circle the block looking
• 53:19
  for a transgender hooker. But I did a video.
• 53:25
  I talked about Lily Phillips. But Facebook said
• 53:29
  that my page was in danger. And I make pretty
• 53:35
  good money per month with the interaction I get
• 53:37
  on there. And it said that I would not be able
• 53:41
  to make money at all. And I'm like, oh, that's
• 53:45
  great. Just one last paycheck. So I questioned
• 53:49
  Facebook about it. My voice is cracked. I know,
• 53:51
  I know. Oh, why? And hi, Ryan. We found that
• 53:58
  our technology made a mistake taking your post
• 54:01
  down. Thank you for taking the time to review
• 54:04
  our requests and helping us improve our systems.
• 54:06
  Our priority is keeping the community safe and
• 54:09
  respectful. So sometimes we have to take precautions.
• 54:13
  So there. Is that? We'll talk about this dirty
• 54:18
  rod and Taylor Swift wedding later. But I find
• 54:21
  NDAs to be so creepy. What are you hiding? What
• 54:28
  are you afraid of? What is out there that you
• 54:31
  don't want people to know about? Mm -hmm. It's
• 54:36
  kind of scary. You can have celebrities out there
• 54:40
  shutting down New York City, preventing the hardworking
• 54:44
  average Joe from going to work. But hey, at least
• 54:47
  that dirty, rotten moron known as Taylor Swift
• 54:50
  was able to get to her wedding. Kiss my ass and
• 54:53
  enjoy it. Mm -hmm. And then I heard that some
• 54:57
  of the people got fired that worked at Madison
• 55:00
  Square Garden for sharing the picture. Good.
• 55:03
  They're probably making $13 an hour because James
• 55:05
  Dolan is a douchebag. I'm sure they did not care
• 55:11
  about losing that job at Madison Square Garden.
• 55:15
  Because unless you wanted it originally, I wouldn't
• 55:17
  give a crap. And then Saturday, I like, Like
• 55:24
  I said earlier, I went to sick. And I got drunk.
• 55:28
  And I had some weird drunk dreams, man. I had
• 55:32
  some weird dreams. I was dreaming about former
• 55:36
  coworkers. And I have this thing I do now. Where
• 55:38
  I dream about hot ass women in North Carolina.
• 55:42
  That I've never met. There was this one girl
• 55:45
  in my dreams. She had this blonde hair and this
• 55:48
  southern personality. This hot piece of ass.
• 55:53
  And I woke up and I was like, I've never met
• 55:55
  that person. I don't know who that person is.
• 55:58
  It's very off -putting. It's like I'm in another
• 56:01
  universe. By the way, I don't know if anybody
• 56:05
  else does this. I'm probably the only one that
• 56:07
  does this. But every week, I try to break my
• 56:11
  screen time record. Now, my screen time on my
• 56:14
  laptop is like eight hours because I'm working
• 56:15
  all day. But every week on my iPhone, I try to
• 56:18
  limit my screen time. And last week I averaged
• 56:25
  an hour and 52 minutes on my phone, which I was
• 56:31
  so excited about. I'm not, you know, paying for
• 56:36
  Bumble Premium. So I'm not having to talk to,
• 56:39
  you know what I mean? But, you know, I am here.
• 56:46
  And I'm very proud of myself for breaking the
• 56:49
  screen time record. Here's some congratulatory
• 56:52
  music. I asked you to make congrats music. This
• 56:57
  is to me, breaking my screen time record. Oh,
• 57:01
  yeah. Woo -hoo, let's party. Shots on me. 856
• 57:09
  -49 -HOPPY. 856 -49 -46773. And I've realized,
• 57:16
  as I've gotten older, I said that weird, but
• 57:19
  I always say things weird on here. I realize
• 57:21
  as I've gotten older that I can not go swimming
• 57:24
  as much. That my back's always hurting or whatever.
• 57:28
  Or that I can't go lifting as much. So I swam
• 57:32
  on Saturday. Oh boy, did I feel good, man. I
• 57:39
  thought quite accomplished. Swam 20 laps and
• 57:42
  I was ready to go. That's the closest I got that
• 57:47
  day to getting wet. And finally, in this opening
• 57:52
  monologue, coming up next, we have radio news,
• 57:54
  TMZ, Kardashian, Taylor Swift, all of it. But
• 57:58
  at work, there is a compliment wall. And it's
• 58:02
  something that was done at Cox Media Group and
• 58:03
  a person that worked at Cox Media Group brought
• 58:06
  it to Beasley. And it's a beautiful thing to,
• 58:10
  you know, encourage everybody and to congratulate
• 58:13
  everyone on their hard work, especially during
• 58:15
  this kind of recession we're in. I'm a little
• 58:20
  insulted, but when I say this, just know I'm
• 58:22
  just doing this to fill time. I didn't actually
• 58:24
  care that much. I cared a little bit. You know
• 58:27
  I've never made the wall. Maybe it says something
• 58:29
  about my personality. The only time I've ever
• 58:32
  made the wall was at Cox Media Group when Mike
• 58:35
  Olivero filled it out. But at Bailey Media Group,
• 58:38
  I did not make the wall. I did not. For the three
• 58:43
  years I've been here. I did not make the wall.
• 58:47
  Everybody else. Oh, MJ is so wonderful. He is.
• 58:51
  Oh, the sales people are so great. Brian Hoppy.
• 58:54
  Who cares? Maybe I care a little bit. Not too
• 59:00
  much, but it's there. RyanHoppyRadio .com. The
• 59:18
  hour will be right back. You probably had Taco
• 59:20
  Bell before. Whenever we're going outside, all
• 59:24
  I smell is poop. We also need to be affectionate.
• 59:29
  And you can see that with Barack and Michelle
• 59:32
  as well. They do a lot of touching, kissing,
• 59:35
  even fisting. And we'll call it a day. The semen
• 59:41
  was so big. As a reminder, if you don't feel
• 59:43
  like listening to this next song, you can skip
• 59:46
  over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride
• 59:49
  in his selection, so stick around, folks. Yeah.
• 59:55
  Drizzy, baby. You already know what it is. It's
• 59:58
  the first time I'm high. It's the first time
• 59:59
  I smoke in like three months. I'm sorry, mama.
• 1:00:02
  I had to do it to him. 40, I see you. Oh, I see
• 1:00:07
  you, homie. Stay late. Yeah. Boy Wonder. I swear
• 1:00:17
  it's like this every single time. Toronto, I
• 1:00:20
  got you. I got us. Yeah. I'm a hard guy to get
• 1:00:27
  along with. Get on the zone with. When shit be
• 1:00:29
  going right, well, I just flip into the wrong
• 1:00:31
  shit. The team that I belong to, the artists
• 1:00:33
  I put on with, don't ever ask for nothing because
• 1:00:35
  them niggas got their own shit. Me and we used
• 1:00:38
  to like a mouth full of hot. Hot peppers, black
• 1:00:40
  Ferrari with the red seats. I call it playing
• 1:00:42
  checkers. I ain't never doing verses. I'm forever
• 1:00:44
  giving lectures. If you're trying to meet with
• 1:00:46
  money, I'd be happy to connect you. Life is better
• 1:00:50
  than it's ever been. Scheduling million dollar
• 1:00:52
  meetings with the president. Someone cut the
• 1:00:54
  lights on. Where is Thomas Edison? Got a new
• 1:00:57
  condo. Watch me as I settle in. I deserve an
• 1:01:00
  MTV show for me and my people. And if you're
• 1:01:03
  trying to zone, I got a whole swish of sweet
• 1:01:05
  food. Rappers are liars and they women are deceitful.
• 1:01:09
  They subtract me, I'll never be your equal Last
• 1:01:12
  place Drizzy is the nigga in the lead now Weezy
• 1:01:15
  told me just write every single thing you need
• 1:01:17
  down Then he got it for me and I'm happy as can
• 1:01:19
  be now About to start ballin' like I'm comin'
• 1:01:22
  off a rebound Yeah, and I should have the most
• 1:01:25
  braggin' rights Because the niggas spit crack,
• 1:01:28
  bag it tight I hate when rappers say they tryin'
• 1:01:30
  to get their swagger right Outta came with more
• 1:01:33
  fire than a dragon fight You pussy ass hater,
• 1:01:36
  you should do you You ain't heard of me, then
• 1:01:38
  you should go and get a blues clue Oops, I mean
• 1:01:41
  a red clue, Wayne's here too Betty felt that
• 1:01:44
  like the end of a pool cue But I ain't bangin',
• 1:01:47
  I ain't wavin' no flag I'm ATF, but they ain't
• 1:01:50
  seein' no badge It's heartbreak, Drake, I hate
• 1:01:53
  to see him so sad See a little me in your dad
• 1:01:57
  I'm the same yellow boy that used to play up
• 1:01:59
  on the grass Seeking pocket 20 ,000 to be anywhere
• 1:02:02
  they ask me Cash like Johnny, banks like Ashley
• 1:02:05
  Burning like a Camelite, stupid hoe, ask me But
• 1:02:09
  don't ask me shit about me And know the game
• 1:02:12
  really ain't shit without me She might have to
• 1:02:15
  pay me, but I dick her down free Wanna know if
• 1:02:18
  it's the truth, then pull the zipper down to
• 1:02:19
  see Down to see This is my promise I'ma bring
• 1:02:35
  that barrel to them bitches' eyeliners And what
• 1:02:37
  I make up would fuck up your skin I pick the
• 1:02:40
  butt up and bop bop Then bop bop again I would
• 1:02:43
  butt fuck your friend Then suck up her twin I
• 1:02:45
  put the bop up to him Then bop bop and bop bop
• 1:02:48
  And bop bop again Suck nut you duck Fuck your
• 1:02:51
  unloving kin Now don't rub it in Like Uberderm
• 1:02:55
  on a new tattoo I had to kick my princess up
• 1:02:58
  out my casso Dad who never had that Always had
• 1:03:02
  a black tooth Even when I was at school Cause
• 1:03:04
  bullies aren't bulletproof Red Scott hoodie too
• 1:03:07
  Probably ain't as good as you Stupid motherfucker
• 1:03:09
  The only thing in the hood is you I do everything
• 1:03:12
  good as you know I do everything better I get
• 1:03:15
  paid for every letter A, B, C, etc Fetch a bone
• 1:03:18
  Like a dog motherfucker I am gone for your neck
• 1:03:22
  In a sec, in a sec Bring it back like Work in
• 1:03:25
  the trunk And my ex is coming up Yeah, I am headed
• 1:03:27
  to the buck Like, buck, buck Might fly to LA
• 1:03:32
  and just fuck Corinne Nah, fuck Corinne, let's
• 1:03:35
  get bucks again And fuckin' spend them bucks
• 1:03:38
  and then just fuck Corinne If I told you I'ma
• 1:03:41
  do it, I did it Got my city on my fitty Bout
• 1:03:44
  to pop out, let's get it, let's get it Motherfucker,
• 1:03:47
  what you waitin' on? It is about a minivan pissin'
• 1:03:50
  I'm about to get shitty, I'm with it If money
• 1:03:52
  is the it, you want me with it I probably just
• 1:03:55
  spit on the chick you want me with And I hate
• 1:03:57
  about bitch only like I'm only thick and I own
• 1:04:00
  hip hop if you don't spit I'm gon' need thick
• 1:04:02
  and I just sold a lot of property to a buyer
• 1:04:05
  and I think his name was kinda like Drake Drizzy
• 1:04:08
  Rogers or Drizzy Drake Rogers I'm too busy to
• 1:04:10
  play father and when it comes to the game I'm
• 1:04:13
  too willing to play harder so harder I do There
• 1:04:16
  he go, they check MVP when I shoot a free throw.
• 1:04:20
  CEO, jazz what they do. The haters on their face
• 1:04:24
  and in their ass is a shoe. Faster than you,
• 1:04:27
  badder than you, radder than you, etc. I told
• 1:04:31
  you I get beat by the letter like A, B, C, D,
• 1:04:34
  E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S,
• 1:04:40
  T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z, Z, Z. Yes, he rocks. And
• 1:04:45
  me and Jizzy both wrote on detox. That was just
• 1:04:48
  a footnote. How long can he could go? Wondering
• 1:04:51
  when he stop. Bitch, when the beat stop. So I'ma
• 1:04:54
  keep rocking to the sheetrock. Bend in the heat.
• 1:04:57
  I said burn skin. The end. Young Moolah, baby.
• 1:05:04
  Oh, yeah. It's Ransom by Drake and Lil Wayne.
• 1:05:11
  Let's get back into it right now, please. And
• 1:05:16
  now, back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on
• 1:05:20
  Fresno's Hot 97 .7. Oh, yeah, this next segment's
• 1:05:25
  going to be a party. Welcome to the Hoppy Hour.
• 1:05:44
  Door is closing. Happy hour. Happy hour. Ladies
• 1:06:34
  and gentlemen, here it is. The most recent radio
• 1:06:40
  show on the planet. The other stations are tuned
• 1:06:43
  in too. Hey, y 'all. Motherfuckers. Make it up.
• 1:07:04
  Motherfuckers. Hey. Hey, y 'all. Y 'all. Fatty
• 1:07:09
  Crackers. Be on the air, spilling radio secrets,
• 1:07:12
  man, he don't care Airing out the closet, skeletons
• 1:07:15
  in pairs DJ Drama, he's the one who dares Program
• 1:07:19
  directors scheming in the back rooms Payola playlists
• 1:07:22
  rigged like monsoons Fake callers on the line,
• 1:07:25
  they rehearse too soon Truth hits harder than
• 1:07:27
  a bass line, boom Radio snitching, he spitting
• 1:07:30
  the truth Pulling back the curtain, exposing
• 1:07:33
  the booth No more lies, no more deceit Got the
• 1:07:37
  receipts, callin' out the spies Morning shows
• 1:07:39
  faker than they laughs at six Producers ghostwrite,
• 1:07:42
  hosts rate the scripts Interns runnin' miles,
• 1:07:45
  unpaid trips While the suits sip coffee, countin'
• 1:07:48
  clicks He's the voice, the FM fizz Mic in hand,
• 1:07:53
  cuttin' through veneers Pullin' cards, no regard
• 1:07:56
  for careers Broadcast assassin, they all in tears
• 1:07:59
  Jingo jinglin', fake content's ringin' Same time,
• 1:08:02
  40 seconds We got some radio news here. Oh, the
• 1:08:17
  ever exciting business radio. Popular Southern
• 1:08:21
  California radio personalities leave airways
• 1:08:23
  amid slew of layoffs. So besides in San Francisco,
• 1:08:27
  LA, and San Diego, all the other small markets
• 1:08:34
  are now syndicated. Good job. Keith Kennedy,
• 1:08:39
  my homie, not at all. He is the regional vice
• 1:08:43
  president of programming for iHeartMedia Cleveland.
• 1:08:46
  He is now doing mornings at WMJI and the ever
• 1:08:50
  -friendly Mark Nolan will do afternoons. Keith
• 1:08:54
  Kennedy is a weird dude. When I left iHeart the
• 1:08:57
  second time, I don't know. Why was it? Three
• 1:09:00
  years ago, he messaged me and was like, looks
• 1:09:04
  like you can't make it at iHeart. I was like,
• 1:09:06
  what does that even mean? He's a weird guy. A
• 1:09:11
  lot of those dudes in Ohio radio are mad they're
• 1:09:15
  not Rover. They're mad they're not John Lannigan.
• 1:09:19
  They're known locally, but there's a lot of jealousy
• 1:09:22
  towards Rover. He is quite the example. WGN's
• 1:09:29
  Mary Sandberg Boyle, who's a beautiful woman,
• 1:09:32
  says you don't have to be from the city you were
• 1:09:36
  born in or that you broadcast in. To be on the
• 1:09:38
  radio. You don't have to be born there. You know,
• 1:09:41
  it's not necessary, but you have to be integrated
• 1:09:44
  into the community. Yeah, that's a good point.
• 1:09:47
  All right. I saw this video here. This guy is
• 1:09:51
  so strong. Okay. There's this guy. I could not
• 1:09:55
  believe I wasn't following him on Instagram.
• 1:09:58
  He was following me. I felt bad. Anthony M. Brunani.
• 1:10:01
  I hope I said his last name right. Anthony does
• 1:10:03
  radio on Instagram. And he does like kind of
• 1:10:06
  something similar to me where he does these outspoken
• 1:10:08
  videos. Only he's showing his face and I don't
• 1:10:11
  show my face and he's braver than me. Also gets
• 1:10:14
  a lot more interaction. So maybe I should show
• 1:10:15
  my face, but I'm just not going to. But I saw
• 1:10:19
  this video here. There is the guy over there
• 1:10:27
  in Detroit. The guy's been there since I was
• 1:10:29
  in kindergarten. Absolute legend. Don't know
• 1:10:34
  what to say, man. He's an okay guy, but I mean,
• 1:10:37
  he's going to always side with his Nepo baby
• 1:10:40
  son that got the FLZ job in Tampa because of
• 1:10:43
  him. Because they thought he was going to take
• 1:10:45
  over the route. It's like Michael Jordan Jr.
• 1:10:51
  Mojo's in the Radio Hall of Fame. He's one of
• 1:10:53
  the greatest to ever do all fake segments on
• 1:10:55
  his show besides when he's talking. But we all
• 1:10:58
  know at iHeart. It's guaranteed human. Even though
• 1:11:03
  I've heard some of the shows use AI for parody
• 1:11:06
  songs on Suno. But it's guaranteed human. Even
• 1:11:10
  though they laid off everybody. But it's guaranteed
• 1:11:13
  human. You get the point. Anthony does radio
• 1:11:16
  on Instagram. I'm going to let you take it away
• 1:11:18
  from here. Here's what I imagine. I should probably
• 1:11:24
  unmute it. Let me do this right here. Here we
• 1:11:27
  go. iHeart, I thought you were guaranteed human.
• 1:11:31
  What in the hell is this? For those of you who
• 1:11:33
  don't know, that's Mojo from Mojo in the Morning.
• 1:11:35
  It's time for War of the Roses. He's been doing
• 1:11:37
  a radio show in the city of Detroit for like
• 1:11:39
  25 years. And he and his team thought it would
• 1:11:41
  be really cool to AI superimpose him into the
• 1:11:45
  Travis Kelsey Taylor Swift wedding. It had him
• 1:11:48
  as like a pope doing the wedding and then him
• 1:11:50
  at the table and it's just so funny. I shared
• 1:11:57
  it and I said, that post is as real as him and
• 1:12:00
  his nipple baby son's dating segments. And this
• 1:12:03
  wedding was already controversial to begin with
• 1:12:05
  because a billionaire and her millionaire boyfriend
• 1:12:07
  shut down one of the biggest cities on the planet
• 1:12:10
  to have a wedding. Yeah, turned around and brought
• 1:12:12
  and made sure no one could get to work. Kiss
• 1:12:14
  my ass. On one of the biggest and busiest weekends
• 1:12:17
  in that city's year. and not only that but this
• 1:12:21
  guy broadcasts in a state that is getting ravaged
• 1:12:24
  by data centers if you're not familiar this is
• 1:12:27
  our governor gretchen whitmer standing alongside
• 1:12:30
  sam altman ushering in a data center that the
• 1:12:33
  people of saline voted to not have in their town
• 1:12:36
  yeah And this is still a very controversial issue
• 1:12:40
  because she never addressed it. She never addressed
• 1:12:43
  the hot mic issue. And every time she goes to
• 1:12:46
  post on social media, her team is scrubbing comments.
• 1:12:49
  Yeah, like typical IR personalities. And I just
• 1:12:54
  think it's weird that radio personalities are
• 1:12:57
  cucking up for billionaires right now. Yeah,
• 1:12:59
  they really are, dude. Good job, Anthony Does
• 1:13:01
  Radio. It's just really sad. I liked Mojave once
• 1:13:05
  his son got involved. And people ask me all the
• 1:13:07
  time, why do you talk about the Joe show on F1Zine?
• 1:13:10
  People ask me all the time, why do you... Let
• 1:13:13
  me tell you a story. When I left 1025 The Bone
• 1:13:16
  four years ago, July 31st, Joe was like, hey!
• 1:13:23
  Because he always talks like that. He has this
• 1:13:25
  freaking annoying little personality. I had known
• 1:13:29
  him, I don't know, past eight years since like
• 1:13:31
  the morning show boot camp. And I remember when
• 1:13:33
  he was like 21 and a hot shot. And I remember
• 1:13:38
  everybody, he would just walk into the room at
• 1:13:42
  the morning show boot camp. Everyone's like,
• 1:13:43
  God, who is that tool? And then we'd be like,
• 1:13:45
  hi, hey, it's great to have a legendary Hall
• 1:13:49
  of Fame father. The rest of us have to board
• 1:13:52
  up overnight, but you just get afternoon to Detroit.
• 1:13:56
  And then me and him are okay. We texted a little
• 1:13:59
  bit when Mike from Drew and Mike died. And we
• 1:14:02
  were talking on our radio like nerds. Then I
• 1:14:06
  joined iHeart. Well, first I saw him at a Jack
• 1:14:08
  Harlow concert with my ex. And he just seemed
• 1:14:11
  like he was too cool for me. I'm a superstar.
• 1:14:13
  That's the board op for Kelta. I'm a superstar.
• 1:14:17
  Doing the exact same show as my dad, only not
• 1:14:19
  funny. So then I joined iHeart and he's like,
• 1:14:23
  hey, Ryan, great to have you on the team. Oh,
• 1:14:27
  it's wonderful, it's great. And then he's like,
• 1:14:31
  hey, I want you to know, this is what I knew,
• 1:14:33
  this was not good. A few moments. He goes, I
• 1:14:36
  just want you to know that this is my building
• 1:14:39
  and I'm glad to have you in it. I was like, no,
• 1:14:42
  it's your dad's building. And then he pulled
• 1:14:45
  a few pranks on me and I don't let things go.
• 1:14:48
  For me to let it go, I need a formal apology
• 1:14:52
  from the Joe Show. I need them to do a video,
• 1:14:54
  to do a segment on air. They're going, hi, my
• 1:14:58
  name is Joseph Kramer and I am a netbook baby.
• 1:15:02
  It's almost like going to AA. Hi, my name is
• 1:15:05
  whatever and I am an alcoholic. I need, for me
• 1:15:08
  to stop talking about it, I need Joe Show to
• 1:15:10
  stand up and go, hi, my name is Joseph Carballo
• 1:15:13
  and I got everything because of my father. Until
• 1:15:17
  then. It ain't going to happen. Sneako calls
• 1:15:23
  out Neon for choosing Australia over Egypt in
• 1:15:27
  the World Cup. He predicts you wearing an Egypt
• 1:15:29
  jersey, grifting an ejector stream. Neon, you
• 1:15:32
  wearing the Australia jersey is the perfect representation
• 1:15:35
  of Dunya over Dean. Who cares about songers?
• 1:15:39
  Stupid. Oh, wow. A game ended in a draw. How
• 1:15:44
  riveting. Blue Fates ends his stream after finding
• 1:15:52
  out that his baby mama slept with his manager,
• 1:15:54
  former manager. Like Ray J, Blue Fates, A .B.
• 1:15:58
  Dean, you know, fucking all these other streamers.
• 1:16:01
  I like Ben and Don. Did y 'all know that Bravo
• 1:16:04
  fucking hated him? Yeah, they gotta suck me if
• 1:16:07
  I know your baby mama turned out. Dude, when
• 1:16:11
  you're in jail, they ain't waiting for you. Damn,
• 1:16:13
  give a crap. There's a video going around of
• 1:16:17
  Chris Brown really grinding on this girl to the
• 1:16:21
  song Take You Down. It is very sexual when that
• 1:16:24
  man grinds. Here's a woman saying she does not
• 1:16:28
  care about the declining population. As a beautiful
• 1:16:30
  child -free woman, I'm a child -cow lady. I don't
• 1:16:34
  give a fuck about the declining population. Not
• 1:16:37
  my fucking problem, bitch. Yeah, this part, not
• 1:16:40
  that part, but this part's the most annoying
• 1:16:41
  part of the video. As a beautiful, child -free
• 1:16:45
  woman. When women who are beautiful have to say,
• 1:16:48
  oh, I'm beautiful. Trust me, that personality
• 1:16:50
  ain't that great. It's possible. Men ages 18
• 1:16:57
  to 35 who want older women. This woman gives
• 1:17:00
  us advice how to obtain it. Men between the ages
• 1:17:03
  of 28 and 35, if you're trying to get an older
• 1:17:06
  woman. Stop trying to impress her and do this
• 1:17:09
  instead. A lot of younger men think older women
• 1:17:12
  are looking for six -pack abs. Don't get me wrong,
• 1:17:16
  six -pack abs. I have a gut. It's a fantastic
• 1:17:21
  plus. But a lot of younger men think we're looking
• 1:17:24
  for six -pack abs, fancy cars, expensive gifts.
• 1:17:28
  But most of us aren't. What catches an older
• 1:17:31
  woman's attention is confidence, consistency.
• 1:17:35
  All right, there you go. That woman's a hot piece
• 1:17:38
  of ass. Bonnie XO was accepted into Arizona State
• 1:17:41
  University. Lil Wayne was late to his New Hampshire
• 1:17:44
  show. He's a douchebag. And Netflix viewers are
• 1:17:47
  leaving the platform after shows are getting
• 1:17:50
  canceled after one season. That's because Netflix
• 1:17:52
  is cheap. Joey Chestnut did his thing this weekend
• 1:17:56
  with the hot dog eating. I find it repulsive.
• 1:17:59
  What else do we got here? 856. A 49 happy. That
• 1:18:08
  clip didn't download, so it's not meant to be.
• 1:18:11
  What are you hearing here? Stop giving girlfriend
• 1:18:16
  treatment to a girl that's not your girlfriend.
• 1:18:18
  Stop giving girlfriend treatment to someone that's
• 1:18:21
  not your girlfriend. Listen to me. If you want
• 1:18:24
  to have an actual shot at a money shot, a relationship
• 1:18:27
  with her, you need to take her off of that 12
• 1:18:30
  -foot pedestal. You realize she pooped in the
• 1:18:32
  morning. And show her that you know your value.
• 1:18:35
  Hell yeah, you go. I'm just doing that as a single
• 1:18:39
  man, just sitting around. 856 -494 -6773. You
• 1:18:46
  can tweet at me, at RyanHobbyRadio. You can always
• 1:18:49
  email me, RyanHobbyRadio. I had a Gmail. I dot
• 1:18:54
  com. I got the from Drew Garabo. It sounds kind
• 1:18:59
  of douchey. That's why I do it. What do I got
• 1:19:03
  here? Here's Chelsea Handler who slipped her
• 1:19:06
  way to the top. And I really know that. Here
• 1:19:10
  she is saying she's not a long -term relationship
• 1:19:12
  girl. We know. You're a bust down. I'm a long
• 1:19:14
  -term person. I just am not interested in anything
• 1:19:16
  that comes after the six -month relationship
• 1:19:18
  mark. Yeah, because you're a cloud chasing dish.
• 1:19:21
  How do you think that is? I'm not interested
• 1:19:22
  in dealing with your family or your issues. Man.
• 1:19:28
  Man. I kind of respect that she's like, yeah,
• 1:19:30
  I'm promiscuous. What are you going to do about
• 1:19:32
  it? Nothing. Then there's this. If a woman's
• 1:19:38
  doing any of these things, she does not like
• 1:19:41
  you. You need to move on. Listen to my words
• 1:19:44
  on this. It's going to save you a lot of time.
• 1:19:48
  One, if a woman's doing a hot, cold thing with
• 1:19:52
  you, that's the words and you're talking and
• 1:19:54
  they don't respond. And then they post Snapchat
• 1:19:56
  to them watching friends or out to steak dinner
• 1:19:58
  with another guy. It's like, are you for the
• 1:20:01
  streets? Are you ever? You're never too busy
• 1:20:06
  for me. The hot cold thing is at one time you're
• 1:20:10
  giving her some validation when she's cold she's
• 1:20:13
  getting validation from somebody else oh yeah
• 1:20:16
  she's getting that's what that means trust me
• 1:20:20
  somebody or something but either way you're not
• 1:20:24
  the priority i know that's number one number
• 1:20:27
  two this woman's taking a long time to get back
• 1:20:30
  to you if you've known her for three plus weeks,
• 1:20:34
  going out on dates, and she's still not consistent
• 1:20:37
  with you? And when I say consistent, because
• 1:20:40
  communication can be different from each individual.
• 1:20:43
  Whatever. But if she, on a daily basis, maybe
• 1:20:46
  takes an average of four hours to get back to
• 1:20:49
  you, but now she's taking a day, six hours, eight
• 1:20:52
  hours, 12 hours, she does not care. Yeah. That's
• 1:20:57
  all you need to know. You gotta watch out for
• 1:21:00
  those clown chasers. As Mike Oliveira used to
• 1:21:03
  say to me, if you offer someone a steak dinner,
• 1:21:05
  they ain't going to say no to that. J -Lo opened
• 1:21:13
  up about how she worked so hard at one point,
• 1:21:16
  she had to be hospitalized. I am so hard working.
• 1:21:22
  I couldn't see clearly. Like something just went
• 1:21:24
  over my eyes and I couldn't move. It's exhaustion.
• 1:21:27
  Yeah. So take a nap. No, this is chronic stress.
• 1:21:30
  Do you have any sympathy for this? Man, being
• 1:21:33
  a dirtier out of here, I guess we turn. You felt
• 1:21:37
  that when it happened to me. I did. He called
• 1:21:39
  me a lot. Yeah, and he was making sure you were
• 1:21:41
  going to show up the next day. Kevin Hart. Was
• 1:21:45
  on Jimmy Kimmel. Ah, it's two douchebags in one
• 1:21:48
  room. Who would you like to see roasted next
• 1:21:52
  time? It's tough, man, because you're following
• 1:21:54
  two really big roasts. What about Oprah? It would
• 1:21:57
  be awesome to roast Oprah. No. Yeah. What's it
• 1:22:02
  like licking Gail's carpet? Oprah should never
• 1:22:06
  get roasted. If I found out that Oprah says she
• 1:22:09
  wanted to do it, I'm driving 100 miles per hour
• 1:22:11
  to Oprah's house. You see anything going down,
• 1:22:15
  Gail? You cannot do this. What's going on with
• 1:22:19
  this stupid boomer that just won't let it go?
• 1:22:23
  Senator Mitch McConnell is still in the hospital.
• 1:22:26
  His office said in a statement yesterday, and
• 1:22:28
  the statement didn't offer any further details.
• 1:22:31
  He needs to retire. Is he 109 years old? What's
• 1:22:34
  going on this morning? Taylor Frankie Paul is
• 1:22:37
  breaking her silence. You got it, sister. You're
• 1:22:40
  such a feminist. After her ex -husband, Tate
• 1:22:43
  Paul, filed for a temporary restraining order
• 1:22:45
  against her, a request that was denied per a
• 1:22:48
  court order obtained by E! News July 1st. Oh,
• 1:22:51
  E! News loves to tell you when they obtained
• 1:22:53
  it. Good for freaking you. To respond in a series
• 1:22:58
  of posts on her Instagram stories two days later.
• 1:23:01
  Whatever, she's such an annoying person. Sharing,
• 1:23:04
  my hold back while being trashed and bashed needs
• 1:23:06
  to be studied. Now, the fact that women just
• 1:23:11
  defend you because you're a woman needs to be
• 1:23:12
  studied. The fact that if everything you did
• 1:23:15
  was done by a man, he would be crucified. Oh,
• 1:23:18
  you're a pretty girl. Don't we even want equal
• 1:23:21
  rights anyway? In addition to the TRO request,
• 1:23:25
  her former husband, father to her daughter, Indy,
• 1:23:27
  and Sam, an ocean filed a petition obtained by
• 1:23:31
  People Magazine June 30th asking to modify the
• 1:23:34
  terms of their divorce and custody agreement.
• 1:23:37
  Whatever. God, she's the worst. She just has
• 1:23:41
  this, like, hateable personality in her. There's
• 1:23:45
  no other way to put it. You just look at her
• 1:23:47
  and you're like, God, she's the worst. She's
• 1:23:49
  just a brat. Speaking of these morons. They kiss
• 1:23:54
  the sky and then each other. Geniuses climb to
• 1:23:58
  the top of the Empire State Building, the top
• 1:24:00
  of the spire. But this morning, that's the most
• 1:24:02
  New York thing I've ever heard. Top of the Empire
• 1:24:05
  State Building, the top of the Spire. Two geniuses.
• 1:24:07
  But this morning, the extreme free climbers who
• 1:24:10
  scaled the broadcast antenna of the Empire State
• 1:24:12
  Building and unfurled a banner nearly 1 ,500
• 1:24:15
  feet above New York City are grounded, leaving
• 1:24:18
  court on supervised release. A truer lump story
• 1:24:24
  than Taylor and Jones. Is it worth it? Was it
• 1:24:27
  worth it? Sources tell ABC News Angelina Nicolaou
• 1:24:30
  and Ivan Kuznetsov bought tickets to the Empire
• 1:24:33
  State Building to - It should be Kuznetsov. Tuesday
• 1:24:37
  and never left. Alright, there you go. There's
• 1:24:39
  those morons, you know. They're so dangerous!
• 1:24:44
  8 -5 -6. A 49 Hoppy. It's 8 -5 -6. 8 -5 -6. You
• 1:24:52
  know the number. All right. I'll save you if
• 1:24:54
  you need it. 856 -494 -6773. All right. It's
• 1:24:58
  time for Kardashian news, dude. Yo, yo, yo, yo,
• 1:25:02
  yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo, yo. Wow. Wow. All right,
• 1:25:57
  now, dude, let's get into it, man. We have so
• 1:25:59
  much happening, man. I just... Yo! Happy Hot
• 1:26:04
  Topic! Northwest is showing her true colors.
• 1:26:10
  So Northwest is really starting to be kind of
• 1:26:13
  out there more and more as she turned 13 years
• 1:26:15
  old. And I'm just hoping that her mother is protecting
• 1:26:20
  her. She was at a gala recently all by herself,
• 1:26:24
  and I didn't like that. If you have 13 -year
• 1:26:27
  -old daughters around a bunch of creeps, you
• 1:26:28
  should probably save her. So there's that. I
• 1:26:30
  want to protect Northwest so much that I don't
• 1:26:33
  even really want to break her down. I mean, talk
• 1:26:35
  about it. She's a 13 -year -old. She's in seventh
• 1:26:37
  grade. It's a little weird. All right, time for
• 1:26:40
  Taylor Swift news. We're going to really break
• 1:26:43
  down this stupid line. Always the victim post
• 1:27:09
  Always the perfect face You shine that you never
• 1:27:24
  say your name is Same story, different suit You
• 1:27:58
  show the small town soft things And you hold
• 1:28:02
  the velvet loose Now every ex is bait And every
• 1:28:09
  scar's a brand You say you're just being honest
• 1:28:13
  With somebody in your head Tell me who gets blamed
• 1:28:16
  You never say your name You flip the It's always
• 1:28:26
  new, always new. That's your favorite thing to
• 1:28:29
  do. Sign the silence, hash the pain, wear the
• 1:28:32
  halo, push the lane. It's always new, always
• 1:28:35
  new. Never you, never you. You love the crowd
• 1:28:43
  when you choose. You love the room when you choose
• 1:28:46
  the size. Got it. One more time. Watch out. Wrap
• 1:28:59
  it up. Say it's off. Play it safe. Then you make
• 1:29:08
  somebody else to call. She's the worst. It's
• 1:29:16
  always them, always them. Never you, never you.
• 1:29:20
  It's always them. All right, enough of that.
• 1:29:46
  Turn it off, stop. That just left 10 seconds
• 1:29:49
  to describe my show and my radio career. All
• 1:29:52
  right, now if Taylor Swift were to have had this
• 1:29:54
  wedding, I don't know, July 10th, that's one
• 1:29:56
  thing, but to have the whole city essentially
• 1:29:59
  shut down for a wedding that's gonna end in a
• 1:30:02
  divorce, I still don't believe the Travis and
• 1:30:05
  Taylor thing. I don't know. There's something
• 1:30:07
  about her. She was always, she wears short shirts,
• 1:30:11
  I wear t -shirts, she's chipped, and she's cheer
• 1:30:13
  captain, and I'm in the bleachers. And now she's
• 1:30:16
  everything she claims she wasn't. It's funny.
• 1:30:19
  I have so much Taylor Swift coverage here. But
• 1:30:24
  this is going to be honest coverage. This isn't
• 1:30:26
  going to be like your local morning show where
• 1:30:28
  they're like, oh, it's true love. Well, first
• 1:30:31
  of all, you wouldn't hear it from your local
• 1:30:32
  morning show because everyone's on vacation.
• 1:30:34
  No, I don't take a day off here. So this news
• 1:30:38
  is going to be all over the place. It's going
• 1:30:40
  to be out of order. I don't even know how to
• 1:30:44
  like start because it's so freaking nauseating.
• 1:30:48
  I'm telling you, the fact that there is an NDA
• 1:30:51
  that has to get signed is kind of creepy. And
• 1:30:54
  then the fact that the people from Madison Square
• 1:30:56
  Garden got fired from it as if that was such
• 1:30:58
  a big thing. Who cares? The job. At Madison Square
• 1:31:06
  Garden. Probably pays $13 an hour. Oh, no. How
• 1:31:10
  can we lose them? All right. Let's do this one
• 1:31:13
  by one. It's like when you get HPV. The Taylor
• 1:31:16
  Swift's wedding was literally HPV. It's like,
• 1:31:19
  you got to address it. You got to put a little
• 1:31:22
  cream on it, and hopefully it goes away. Happy
• 1:31:25
  Hot Topic. turns out even travis kelsey and jason
• 1:31:31
  kelsey couldn't shake off a royal meeting ahead
• 1:31:33
  of travis and taylor swift's apparent wedding
• 1:31:35
  at madison square garden july 3rd prince william
• 1:31:38
  appeared on the kansas city chiefs player and
• 1:31:40
  his brother jason's new heights podcast oh yeah
• 1:31:44
  it's july 3rd where the pair revealed that they
• 1:31:49
  couldn't calm down backstage at taylor's london
• 1:31:51
  stop of the era's touring oh it's so cute The
• 1:31:54
  way everyone kisses her ass. 2024, when they
• 1:31:58
  were introduced to the Royals, which the Grammy
• 1:32:00
  winner commemorated with a sweet selfie of her
• 1:32:02
  with the prince, his kids, George and Charles.
• 1:32:04
  So there's that. There's already the ass kissing
• 1:32:07
  right there. And what was Blake Lively doing
• 1:32:10
  during all this? Happy Hot Topic! Spotted Blake
• 1:32:16
  Lively more than 200 miles away from Taylor Swift
• 1:32:20
  and Travis Kelsey's wedding festivities. As Taylor
• 1:32:28
  and Travis's friends and family descended upon
• 1:32:30
  Madison Square Garden July 2nd for an apparent
• 1:32:32
  rehearsal dinner, the Gossip Girl alum and her
• 1:32:35
  husband, Ryan Reynolds, stepped out at a horse
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  show in Lake Placid, New York. Yeah, hopefully
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  Blake learned how to properly ride there. Mm
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  -hmm. All right, we got this clip here of Dolly
• 1:32:48
  Parton giving a message to them. Travis, it's
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  Dolly, and I was just told that you two are making
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  a donation of $2 million. To my imagination library.
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  Oh, it's great that they're donating money. You
• 1:33:03
  know what they should donate to? Every single
• 1:33:05
  person that had a hard time getting to work because
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  of this stupid wedding. Not these organizations.
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  Because this is because they wanted to get ahead.
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  Which probably gives bad head. They wanted to
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  get ahead of everybody saying, oh, it was all
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  about them. We donated money. Thank you, thank
• 1:33:21
  you, thank you. All right, there's that. I told
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  you, every other morning she was breaking it
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  down. I'm just ripping into this nonsense. Today
• 1:33:29
  was definitely a fairy tale for Taylor Swift
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  super fan Nikki Glaser. Oh yeah, as hot as she
• 1:33:38
  is and freaking funny as she is, her love for
• 1:33:42
  Taylor is so freaking nauseating. Who scored
• 1:33:46
  what feels like the golden ticket to the wedding.
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  Oh yeah, the golden NDA is what you call it.
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  The summer. The comedian was among the reported
• 1:33:54
  1 ,100 guests inside Madison Square Garden. Yeah,
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  it's so important. You could have literally had
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  it anywhere. It has to be in downtown New York.
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  Look at that. The billionaire. Kiss my ass. July
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  3rd. As Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey officially
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  said, I do. Yeah, and in two years, they'll be
• 1:34:13
  signing divorce papers. I don't believe this
• 1:34:15
  relationship. I never have. This next headline
• 1:34:18
  really fascinated me. No! Help me! Help! Ed Sheeran
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  and wife Cherry Seaborn make a rare appearance
• 1:34:27
  for Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey's wedding.
• 1:34:29
  It had to be weird for Ed because there's all
• 1:34:31
  the rumors that Ed liked her. And it's always
• 1:34:36
  weird when you're in the friend zone. It's nice
• 1:34:38
  to have friends that are women. I don't, I'll
• 1:34:40
  get me wrong. But it's weird because you're like,
• 1:34:43
  they're banging someone else. as the couple prepare
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  for the white veil occasion and cherry arrived
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  at madison square garden on july 3rd in their
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  party attire to watch the couple officially tie
• 1:34:56
  the knot for the occasion the singer opts for
• 1:34:58
  a vibrant turquoise suit which he pairs all right
• 1:35:01
  so there's their outfits and there's that and
• 1:35:03
  there's this right here You may not have been
• 1:35:06
  invited to Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey's wedding,
• 1:35:09
  but we've got details of the dress she wore for
• 1:35:11
  her perfect love story. The Grammy winner and
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  the Kansas City Chiefs tight end officially tied
• 1:35:16
  the knot at Madison Square Garden in New York
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  July 3rd after three years of dating. And the
• 1:35:21
  much -discussed particular of their nuptials
• 1:35:23
  has finally been revealed. Tay was in her bed.
• 1:35:26
  Hey, it's your friend. Gown, in fact, by Christian
• 1:35:28
  Dior, haute couture. So there's the outfit she
• 1:35:31
  wore. Mm -hmm. Then what was her ex doing? Not
• 1:35:35
  everyone is down bad for Taylor Swift and Travis
• 1:35:38
  Kelsey's wedding. As several stars are headed
• 1:35:40
  to New York City's Madison Square Garden for
• 1:35:43
  the couple's July 3rd nuptials, Taylor's ex,
• 1:35:45
  Mattie Healy, stepped out in Los Angeles with
• 1:35:48
  his fiancee, Gabrielle. She's so much hotter.
• 1:35:53
  Everybody else is hotter than Taylor's fiancee.
• 1:35:57
  Happy Hot Topic! Zoe Kravitz attends Taylor Swift
• 1:36:04
  and Travis Kelsey's wedding without fiancé Harry
• 1:36:07
  Styles. Yeah, you know, it's going to be kind
• 1:36:10
  of awkward. Mm -hmm. And then there's this. Taylor
• 1:36:14
  Swift and Travis Kelsey have officially said,
• 1:36:16
  I do. The person who made it official was comedy
• 1:36:19
  royalty himself, Adam Sandler. Oh, yeah, you
• 1:36:22
  have the wedding singer there. So there's that.
• 1:36:25
  Again, I'm not trying to be here all day. It's
• 1:36:28
  just, you have to kind of just get through it
• 1:36:30
  and get over it. Is next year the wedding year?
• 1:36:35
  Is that when it's happening? Oh, you'll know.
• 1:36:38
  Because everything's about me. By the way, this
• 1:36:43
  whole thing, oh, she worked from nothing. Her
• 1:36:45
  parents pretty much paid the record label to
• 1:36:47
  get her amazing out there. Taylor Swift wasn't
• 1:36:50
  exaggerating. Her and Travis Kelsey's star studded
• 1:36:53
  guest list for their Madison Square Garden nuptials
• 1:36:56
  July 3rd. Might have come as a bit of a surprise
• 1:36:59
  to some, but really, Taylor laid out the... She
• 1:37:02
  had a lot of people at the wedding. The bigger
• 1:37:04
  the wedding, the better the divorce. Happy Hot
• 1:37:08
  Topic! Patrick and Brittany Mahomes were certainly
• 1:37:12
  in their lover era. So they went to the wedding.
• 1:37:16
  Brittany Mahomes is so much hotter. And then
• 1:37:18
  here's what's going on with Grandma. Donna Kelsey
• 1:37:22
  says Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey's big day
• 1:37:25
  was nothing short of enchanted. What's she going
• 1:37:28
  to say? Ah, Taylor's a real bitch. Mm -hmm. Awesome.
• 1:37:32
  Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey's wedding was
• 1:37:35
  a fairy tale. I had Travis cried. After the Grammy
• 1:37:40
  -winning artist married the Kansas City Chiefs
• 1:37:44
  player at Madison Square Garden in New York City
• 1:37:47
  on July 3rd, Swift's aunt, Robyn Gentry, shared
• 1:37:51
  deeper insight into the couple's emotional nuptials,
• 1:37:55
  telling LBC News as she left the event in a black
• 1:37:59
  SUV that they cried and they laughed and they
• 1:38:03
  danced and they hugged. And they had a mouth
• 1:38:05
  -toe under the table. And then there's this weird
• 1:38:09
  headline. Mike Rabel and his wife, Jen, seem
• 1:38:13
  to be putting their cruel summer behind them.
• 1:38:15
  The New England Patriots head coach and his wife
• 1:38:18
  were apparently able to shake off any drama to
• 1:38:20
  attend Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey's July
• 1:38:22
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• 1:38:26
  endorses in a weird way the cheating. Why do
• 1:38:31
  I say she endorses it? Because she... Went to
• 1:38:34
  a wedding when Amanda cheated on her. So I never
• 1:38:35
  want to hear people go, oh, his poor wife. She
• 1:38:37
  allows it. So there's your Taylor Swift coverage.
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  we can't rewind Oh, the Hoppy Hour is coming
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  Oh, life's just so unfair. RyanHockeyRadio .com
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  And like that, he's gone. He probably had Taco
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  Bell before. Whenever we're going outside, all
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  I smell is poop. I'll get you a Lula, and we'll
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  call it a day. Poppy Hour is now over. Happy
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  hour is now over. Game over. This concludes our
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  broadcast day. Good night, and God bless America.
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  Door is closing.