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The Art of Nude Modeling · Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists

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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to Artists on Artists on Artists and Artists.
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  Speaker 1: This week on the show, Michaelangelo's David, The Scream, The
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  Speaker 1: Girl with the Pearl ear Ring. All of those are
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  Speaker 1: real paintings and portraits and sculptures of people, and one
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  Speaker 1: of them is nude. Today in the episode, we're talking
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  Speaker 1: to nude models.
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  Speaker 2: The art of modeling has had a long history, and
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  Speaker 2: the art of nude modeling maybe even longer than that.
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  Speaker 2: And there's a lot more to it than you might think. No,
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  Speaker 2: it's not just standing there naked. It's an art form,
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  Speaker 2: a technique, an approach to life. Let's get naked and
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  Speaker 2: listen in.
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  Speaker 3: Here.
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  Speaker 2: We are everybody good.
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  Speaker 4: It's so interesting to be perceived also clothed. Right now,
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  Speaker 4: you guys, I feel more.
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  Speaker 2: Naked than ever. I feel more naked than ever being
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  Speaker 2: in clothes. There's something wild face from.
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  Speaker 4: Let's let's get into that. Hi, let's get into let's
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  Speaker 4: let's get into it.
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  Speaker 2: You why are you so you're so nervous?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm all, I'm all.
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  Speaker 2: I'm all good.
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  Speaker 1: No, you're all good. You know you remind me of
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  Speaker 1: not to get so intense so fast. For some reason,
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  Speaker 1: you're giving me an energy of like when the monster
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  Speaker 1: in It in the movie It, when Pennywise the clan
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  Speaker 1: turns into your biggest fear. I'm getting this fear from you.
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  Speaker 4: I'm getting like there's something about you that's freaking me
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  Speaker 4: out and I and there's.
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  Speaker 5: No Should I take my shirt off?
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  Speaker 2: They told specifically not do that. No, no, no. For
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  Speaker 2: the audio listener.
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  Speaker 6: All of us may be nude models, but nude we
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  Speaker 6: are right now, we are not.
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  Speaker 2: We are closes.
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  Speaker 5: I'm I'm warm.
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  Speaker 4: I know you're only wearing one. You're wearing a kimono.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yes, well everyone, why don't we go around and
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  Speaker 6: introduce ourselves.
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  Speaker 1: I've seen art of all of you, so this is incredible,
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  Speaker 1: incredible to see you in person, to see what they
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  Speaker 1: got right and wrong.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, so much of it.
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  Speaker 6: Is open to interpretation.
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  Speaker 4: Hi.
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  Speaker 6: I'm Gary mad Dog Macgee and I a model for
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  Speaker 6: art classes at Pasadena Community College. I have been doing
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  Speaker 6: this for fifteen years and I love it. I love
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  Speaker 6: walking into a room. I love who cracking a little
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  Speaker 6: joke before the uh the arts stay out their pen
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  Speaker 6: And I love sipping on that free drip coffee from
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  Speaker 6: the professor's lounge. It really gives my life, meaning my
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  Speaker 6: wife is very successful and so I.
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  Speaker 2: Need something to keep me busy. Chairs to that's amazing. Hey,
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  Speaker 2: what's up. My name is Trent Bryce and I am
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  Speaker 2: a nude model. And the feedback I get from a
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  Speaker 2: lot of the thing the things I've worked in is
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  Speaker 2: you can always see a face in some part of
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  Speaker 2: my body that's not my face.
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  Speaker 4: So there's always something Mickey, you look like the Google
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  Speaker 4: Ai Dream simulator. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 2: There's You're always fighting hitting messages and hidden things in
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  Speaker 2: my body. And I kind of love that, you know,
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  Speaker 2: it's kind of interesting to have a body that is
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  Speaker 2: kind of has so many kind of amorphous shapes. I
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  Speaker 2: don't have a lot of muscle, I've got a lot
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  Speaker 2: of skin, so we we kind of.
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  Speaker 5: Drawing good for those surfaces.
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  Speaker 2: They usually do the classes they do the kind of
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  Speaker 2: like the cadaver muscle ones where you kind of remove
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  Speaker 2: all the skin and you can see all the muscle musculature.
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  Speaker 2: And then they called me to do full skin, no
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  Speaker 2: no muscle, And people are always coming up to me
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  Speaker 2: and saying I learned a lot not about how to
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  Speaker 2: draw up more about my life. I kept on seeing
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  Speaker 2: this face. It was my father's. It's the whole thing.
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  Speaker 2: It's a whole thing that I could get into for
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  Speaker 2: about six hours right now, if you guys want me to.
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  Speaker 4: I actually I'm curious about a lot of that, so
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  Speaker 4: we'll definitely tip into that.
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  Speaker 2: We'll circle back, we'll circle back.
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  Speaker 1: My name is Sibert Proscott en Quay, and I am
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  Speaker 1: h well, it's actually the first I've ever been talking
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  Speaker 1: about this. I am the presidential nude model. So when
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  Speaker 1: a president wants to practice nude modeling, I am the
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  Speaker 1: in house nude model for them. So I'm modeled for.
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  Speaker 5: The truck up so and a president.
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  Speaker 1: So you can't just have any sort of random person
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  Speaker 1: be a model for the president. There's a lot of
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  Speaker 1: security clearances, and so I am when.
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  Speaker 6: The president wants to draw something.
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  Speaker 4: The president wants to draw a nude model, they.
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  Speaker 5: Pay like air Force one, but a nude man.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly, I'm to do that. I have I can't say who,
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  Speaker 1: but I have pale. Well, I'll just say I've said
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  Speaker 1: in for seventeen.
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  Speaker 4: Seventeen President, I'm an old man. I'm an old man.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, I'm counting their first wives and I'm counting
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  Speaker 1: vice presidents.
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  Speaker 2: Right, Okay, so still about nine.
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  Speaker 4: Jackie O was my first one. WOWO was my first one.
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  Speaker 4: She Yeah, she was wonderful. I was.
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  Speaker 2: I was.
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  Speaker 1: I was an eighteen year old boy and I was
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  Speaker 1: just young. And I was also nervous. I'll tell you what.
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  Speaker 4: It looks a little colder that day than the other
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  Speaker 4: days I've modeled.
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  Speaker 1: No, I was nervous. My penis went in. I was nervous,
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  Speaker 1: and my penis went in. Oh, you had to full in.
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  Speaker 1: It went full in.
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  Speaker 2: Which what an embarrassing show for jack She's seen worse.
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  Speaker 2: My god, I guess that is true. She has seen worse,
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  Speaker 2: and God bless.
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  Speaker 6: Herself and God bless Jackie.
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  Speaker 2: She's definitely worse than full It's worse worse.
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  Speaker 5: He's seen worse than bar inserted.
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  Speaker 4: Do you understand why I'm scared of you?
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  Speaker 5: What's up?
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  Speaker 7: Guys?
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  Speaker 8: I am Francis, but most of me, most of you
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  Speaker 8: know me, has what they call me, the royal boil.
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  Speaker 5: I got boils on my back.
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  Speaker 2: My god, the oyl.
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  Speaker 5: It's the Riley.
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  Speaker 2: Who is calling you?
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  Speaker 3: This is.
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  Speaker 4: An artists the only nude model with the theme song
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  Speaker 4: there you playing as you walk in the room.
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  Speaker 2: It's just a side note for you perverts at home
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  Speaker 2: that clicked on the video. We're not all sexy, not
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  Speaker 2: all models.
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  Speaker 8: How many dermatology books you'll find my backing?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, it's the right own.
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  Speaker 8: By and my boils go so far down to the
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  Speaker 8: ground of my ass.
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  Speaker 3: My boil.
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  Speaker 8: So I didn'ts which it'll be interesting, plea can switch
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  Speaker 8: aw Come on, you had an inserted deck around Jackie
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  Speaker 8: on nassas you cannahad on my voice. I'll turn it
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  Speaker 8: down though for the audio I want. I didn't really
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  Speaker 8: start out nude. I just started it out. I had
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  Speaker 8: a lot of boils and I was studied. I did
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  Speaker 8: a lot of CLI trials, and that's when the boils
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  Speaker 8: go all the way down to my ass.
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  Speaker 5: And that's when I started doing more nude stuff.
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  Speaker 8: And that's when I found a talent that I had
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  Speaker 8: for being nude in front of people and not blinking twice. Right,
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  Speaker 8: So so nude came second to me. Modeling first, and boils.
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  Speaker 2: BC before first.
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  Speaker 8: I'm curious were you guys before christ Yes, So I'm
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  Speaker 8: curious to you guys. Were you a nude model first?
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  Speaker 8: A model first? Were you naked as a kid?
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  Speaker 5: A lot like.
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  Speaker 8: That's a lot of people think that because I got
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  Speaker 8: used to being nude later in my life.
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  Speaker 6: In my career, well, I was part of a gentleman's club,
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  Speaker 6: a rotary club, where we, of course show our members
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  Speaker 6: to each other.
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  Speaker 2: Clubs show their members to each other. You're doing it.
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  Speaker 2: You're not in a rotary club, my friend.
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  Speaker 4: What do you think you're a member.
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  Speaker 5: Except a royal boil?
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  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 5: Sorry.
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  Speaker 6: I showed my member to the members of the rotary club,
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  Speaker 6: Rotary Club Alta Dina and we, uh.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, of course.
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  Speaker 6: So I have some experience with it, but it wasn't
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  Speaker 6: until my my my, my friend said, you know, I've
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  Speaker 6: been doing this gig at PCC where you you go
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  Speaker 6: and you model for for people and it it helps
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  Speaker 6: you with your insecurities.
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  Speaker 2: And uh, what insecurities were you dealing with back then?
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  Speaker 6: Too big a dunk? Too big?
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  Speaker 2: How donky we talking?
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  Speaker 6: We're talking a big dunk. We're talking a heavy dunk,
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  Speaker 6: heavy dunk. Heavy dunk hurts to walk, heavy, heavy dunk
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  Speaker 6: hurts to think about.
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  Speaker 8: And so do you have a heavy dunk or a
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  Speaker 8: heavy do There's two separate body.
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  Speaker 5: Parts for those.
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  Speaker 2: For me, it's the same. That's the problem. So oh,
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  Speaker 2: you're getting into your type five geez, I do show.
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  Speaker 6: Me a nude model of that type, especially if you're
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  Speaker 6: a male model new model. You gotta ease the tension.
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  Speaker 6: I usually walk in and I go.
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  Speaker 2: What nobody's gonna buy me dinner? First?
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  Speaker 4: That's fine, and then I and.
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  Speaker 6: Then I dropped my robe and I say, just kidding,
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  Speaker 6: just kidding, how is everybody doing today?
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  Speaker 1: And then type five do you find that you know
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  Speaker 1: whether or not you had a good set that night
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  Speaker 1: based on the drawings?
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  Speaker 4: You get what else?
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  Speaker 2: I can tell?
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  Speaker 6: The drawings are of like a sort of sad clown
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  Speaker 6: figure when I'm trying out some new stuff or something.
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  Speaker 6: So that's why I know the jokes aren't really working.
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  Speaker 6: They are super super nailed down. But sometimes I'm drawn
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  Speaker 6: as the women, especially if I if I'm killing, if
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  Speaker 6: my material is hitting, I'm drawn as a handsome squid
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  Speaker 6: word himself. I'm like an dons among men, because art
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  Speaker 6: is it's all perception, really, so you can one one
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  Speaker 6: person's dunk is another's dank is another's donk, and so
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  Speaker 6: you go, I'm.
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  Speaker 4: Stealing that one, And when are you gonna use it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm stealing it.
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  Speaker 8: Drank a dink, a dunk in blunt rotation for a
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  Speaker 8: nude model.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, Mary killed dink dunk?
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  Speaker 4: Are you just touched with your elbow? Do you left
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  Speaker 4: a state? Is that gonna come out?
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  Speaker 8: Oh my god, boils aren't contagious.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not nervous about contagiousness.
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  Speaker 2: Barbecue sauce, bitch. Uh so what were we saying?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, we were saying Mary killed donk. Oh, sorry, I
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  Speaker 4: don't want to miss that.
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  Speaker 8: To talk about it, I'm marrying the dunk. I'm fucking
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  Speaker 8: the drink, and I'm killing the dink.
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  Speaker 2: What is a dink a dink?
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  Speaker 6: There's a medium sized dunk.
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  Speaker 2: A dunk is a double dunk, and a.
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  Speaker 6: Dunk is three times a dunk.
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  Speaker 8: And the dunk was the ass, the donk was the deck,
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  Speaker 8: and the dank was the dimple.
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  Speaker 4: He just said, a donk is a double dunk. Can
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  Speaker 4: we move on?
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  Speaker 5: Where you come from? What part of town you are?
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  Speaker 2: It's regional, yes, yeah, I gotta be regional. I guess so.
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  Speaker 2: I guess my history is before modeling, I was used
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  Speaker 2: as a rorshack test for therapists. Yeah so they oh interesting, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: bring me into rooms and ask to press people what
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  Speaker 2: they saw in my body?
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  Speaker 4: Uh?
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  Speaker 2: So they would see, you know, it really interesting to
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  Speaker 2: hear the feedback. You know, they kinda like move around
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  Speaker 2: My very thin but full of water skin would kind
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  Speaker 2: of jiggle and move and contort and they would end
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  Speaker 2: up seeing butterflies or broken pillars or teeth or you know,
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  Speaker 2: tons of things. And I just I just thought found
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  Speaker 2: it was so interesting. Wait were you?
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  Speaker 6: Were you doing this for therapists in the Dallas, Texas
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  Speaker 6: area around.
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  Speaker 2: Nineteen eighty eight. I was.
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  Speaker 6: Did you brought me closure with my dad?
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  Speaker 2: What did you see in my skin?
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  Speaker 6: My dad threw through a softball to me in your armpit?
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  Speaker 2: I remember that. Yeah. I forgave them. I forgave them
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  Speaker 2: for everything. I lift up my arm pit and you
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  Speaker 2: specifically said my dad throwing a softball to me, And
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  Speaker 2: I said, god.
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  Speaker 6: Damn, you reacted it kind of a year.
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  Speaker 2: Always reacted to whatever they said. I mean, they're saying like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: I see like my trauma experience as a four year like,
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  Speaker 2: oh god, that sounds tough, fun, pretty fun, that's amazing.
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  Speaker 2: It really really helped me. So thank you much. Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Can I shake your hand can I shake yours? Of course?
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  Speaker 2: That was beautiful. Hey that's my skin. Sorry, Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I got in to this kind of circuitously. I was
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  Speaker 1: in the Air Force and they began to kind of
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  Speaker 1: describe me as the person no one could describe, which
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  Speaker 1: was kind of a bummer. I'm so nondescript that people
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  Speaker 1: kind of couldn't figure me out. And I was so
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  Speaker 1: generic and weird and people couldn't describe me. They couldn't
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  Speaker 1: pick me out in the lineup. And yeah, so they're
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  Speaker 1: using me for kind of some undercover stuff. And they
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  Speaker 1: used me in some secret stuff because I could just
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  Speaker 1: walk straight in steal you know, anything I need to
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  Speaker 1: steal or special documents, whatever, and I could walk right out.
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  Speaker 5: And they be like that guy, identify him.
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  Speaker 1: I can't exactly. So then for the president, they said,
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  Speaker 1: get me someone to draw. This was Jackie O and
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  Speaker 1: this was JFK. They said, we want someone to draw
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  Speaker 1: that is really really hard because we're incredible artists, and
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  Speaker 1: so they brought me in.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah they were. They were really really really good drawing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, they tell anybody about that.
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  Speaker 4: No, they didn't tell anybody about it. They loved it.
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  Speaker 4: It was one of their many secrets.
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  Speaker 2: They loved keeping Kennedy's secrets, and I know one of them,
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  Speaker 2: and I'll say, not the worst secret they had.
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  Speaker 5: And I will say, They'll always they'll.
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  Speaker 1: Call me to go on kind of History Channel Kennedy's
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  Speaker 1: Secret shows, and I always tell them everything I know,
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  Speaker 1: which is they're really good at drawing in.
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  Speaker 4: This never makes it special. No, I guess people are
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  Speaker 4: this bigger secret.
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  Speaker 2: I will say, you do feel like a shape and
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  Speaker 2: I can't tell you what shape is.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you guys can try. I try to describe me.
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  Speaker 4: It's really fun. I've made peace with it.
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  Speaker 1: It was really hard, you know, when I was looking
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  Speaker 1: for a partner, but I realized I've always wanted to
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  Speaker 1: be single forever, and so I'm good.
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  Speaker 6: No, it's interesting because I'm trying to think of what
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  Speaker 6: your celebrity doppel ganger would be, and my mind is
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  Speaker 6: bouncing all over the place.
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  Speaker 9: Will you I'm getting goofy, goofy, goofy from Mickey like nothing,
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  Speaker 9: Glenn Powell does a little bit of that could be
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  Speaker 9: Powell maybe, but also Ava Duverne.
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  Speaker 2: I really cannot pin you down.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yes, and a little bit that.
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  Speaker 5: A swan.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The Three I've gotten close too, I've gotten uh, I
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  Speaker 1: got uh King Batch, I've gotten I have gotten Glenn Close.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm somewhere in between all these King Batch, Glenn Close,
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  Speaker 1: Keiko the Killer Whale and Spencer Breslin.
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  Speaker 5: Who is What about a fidget spinner?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: And I've gotten fidget spinner? Can especially after a drink?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? Can I say?
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  Speaker 3: What the.
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  Speaker 2: Snapchat filter which celebrity or you must hate you?
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  Speaker 4: It actually says you pick and then it shows me
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  Speaker 4: the back end and I can just pick one.
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  Speaker 2: It does feel like once you stop talking, you disappear over. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's such a struggle because that's tough. It's almost like.
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  Speaker 6: There's an angry hexagon where you're sitting.
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  Speaker 4: It's like I've been cursed. It really feels existentially nightmarish
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  Speaker 4: for me. But it's been fun because I go to
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  Speaker 4: this place where I ask to be perceived by the
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  Speaker 4: greatest man in the world, the biggest, most powerful person.
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  Speaker 6: What do the drawings look like of you?
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  Speaker 2: Do they or are.
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  Speaker 5: They all over the surprise you?
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  Speaker 1: Well, Uh, they're very rarely finished. Sometimes something always strange happens.
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  Speaker 1: You might remember a certain situation where George W. Bush
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  Speaker 1: choked on a pretzel and hit his head on a table.
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  Speaker 4: I was in the room. They said he was watching football.
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  Speaker 4: That isn't true.
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  Speaker 2: That was me.
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  Speaker 1: He was just trying to draw me and he got
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  Speaker 1: to my thigh and he pretzels. Yeah, he's eating pretzels
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  Speaker 1: while drawing. That guy really needs a painter. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: he loves to paint, you know. And he was I
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  Speaker 1: did a lot of work for him, and he's like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to figure you out. I'm really going to
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  Speaker 1: figure you out. Then he choked.
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  Speaker 2: Was that the only president you almost killed or killed?
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  Speaker 4: No, I've almost killed many presidents. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Well I can't tell all of them because well, some
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  Speaker 1: of them are boring.
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  Speaker 2: We've been circainly around the Kennedy, so I don't think
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  Speaker 2: I need to hear any more.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I, oh, I didn't kill him.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: Oh I didn't kill him. Who was that?
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: That was Lee Harvey Oswald?
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: I never knew?
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it is the whole museum.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: No, I never.
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: I haven't heard that name.
• 18:09
  Speaker 5: No never.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: All right, Well, can I ask you guys a question?
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: Did you guys go to nude you at all? Nude you?
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 18:17
  Speaker 8: Someone next to Rada? Because I do I have a
• 18:20
  Speaker 8: little home at Roda. Do you guys not a little
• 18:24
  Speaker 8: model at rod model at Rata, model at.
• 18:28
  Speaker 6: Model at Rota model because those.
• 18:31
  Speaker 5: Kids can draw.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: I mean, those kids are the Royal Academy of Dramatic Art.
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: They can drive the one. Really me.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: I did model at Ratta and they and they were
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: inspired to do as.
• 18:46
  Speaker 6: I modeled it at Oh my double double toil and trouble.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: I modeled it.
• 18:53
  Speaker 6: I am done. They devised a play about me.
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: I was pretty good.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: And they took sixty thousand dollars from me.
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: Oh wow, knife though New York Film Academy.
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: I like that one.
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: I will say, just a quick Rata story.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: I did model for them and it was really interesting
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: to have a nineteen year old girl from Yorkshire doing
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: as you like it, modeling into my ass crack.
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: I forget, I forget it. Uh it's the girl says it.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the girl says it. I love that one.
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: That's so funny.
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: I remember, I love the girl says it.
• 19:32
  Speaker 8: I was down on the ground. I modeled a lot
• 19:36
  Speaker 8: my on the ground, laid out like a fish. And
• 19:41
  Speaker 8: because they only want the back and I had a
• 19:44
  Speaker 8: girl do the ring speech, I left no ring with
• 19:46
  Speaker 8: her from Twelfth Night. Wow, I wish I could have
• 19:49
  Speaker 8: seen her face, but my head was on the carpet.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: But that's an interesting question. Do you guys struggle staying still?
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's so, that's the job. It's it's like four
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: hours of standing the job.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: So much of the job, My god.
• 20:03
  Speaker 6: I mean I took some ballet to try and stabilize
• 20:07
  Speaker 6: myself a little bit. I'm pretty good.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: You took ballet. I took ballet.
• 20:11
  Speaker 8: Still is more valuable than being able to be comfortable
• 20:14
  Speaker 8: in your skin. As a nude model, you have to stay,
• 20:16
  Speaker 8: so this is really important.
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: I'm a bit of a figure too.
• 20:19
  Speaker 8: There's nothing like sucking up a kid's drawing just because
• 20:21
  Speaker 8: you had to itch something.
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: Oh when you see half the drawings are a one
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: blurry hair.
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: God, you get in the way of their education.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it feels like dishonest. It feels like you are
• 20:32
  Speaker 6: ruining someone's path.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I hate that.
• 20:37
  Speaker 5: And then get created on that and that falls on you.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: Come on, come on, hard, it's hard. It's hard. I
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: mean for me, I can't really I can stay as
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: still as I can. Sometimes the skin doesn't, so you know,
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: it's tough, you know.
• 20:50
  Speaker 5: Interesting you're only saying that.
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: Listen, you can tell me, don't leave me alone with him.
• 21:02
  Speaker 6: Listen, man, I've been very vulnerable with you, and you
• 21:04
  Speaker 6: can tell me.
• 21:05
  Speaker 5: And you're asking how many I have seventy five on
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: my back A lot.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: Don't tell me. Just the skin kind of works its
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: own magic. Just tough.
• 21:14
  Speaker 5: It's a round table, my guy.
• 21:15
  Speaker 6: Sometimes it moves, sometimes it moves.
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: It is around table.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: Sometimes it moves. Sometimes it moves me.
• 21:21
  Speaker 6: Sometimes. Sometimes you drink a little bit too much coffee
• 21:25
  Speaker 6: and you you feel your bones shake.
• 21:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I drink those lobbies.
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: Something to kind of looking at my wallets.
• 21:37
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, if I it's just because I have boils.
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: No, it's because you're frightening. Man, you're frightening.
• 21:44
  Speaker 8: Oh, come on, get over. And I've seen a lot
• 21:46
  Speaker 8: more frightening things. You've seen a student fail out of
• 21:48
  Speaker 8: art school?
• 21:49
  Speaker 6: That sucks to say, frightening you, I've seen it.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: I've seen all these students failing out of art school
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: becoming businessmen.
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: Have you ever put someone to sleep because you're so still.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: I haven't put anyone to sleep. Here's my question. So
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: I'm usually alone with the president, and the president falls
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: asleep and I'm like, can I go.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: What's the silliest thing a president has done? Well? Sleeping?
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: Oh gosh, Jimmy Carter rest in peace, love him. I'm
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: so sad to hear of his passing. He was started
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: singing a song. He started singing the carpet. Yeah, he
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: started singing, or it was many representatives love you?
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: What eycause out?
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm starting ass out balls out. My dick was
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: nowhere near the inside at this point because it had
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: learned what to do and it was out and about.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: It was having a blast. But I just was kind
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: of standing there.
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: I actually shed a tear. And what's funny is when
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: I saw the drawing, the tear was in the drawing.
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: So I'm wondering if he was asleep.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: Terrifying.
• 22:55
  Speaker 6: What a crazy, crazy experience.
• 23:02
  Speaker 5: Stop, wasn't that episode fun?
• 23:04
  Speaker 8: But don't you wish those people would just drop the voices,
• 23:06
  Speaker 8: be themselves and have a spelling bee?
• 23:08
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  Speaker 2: to head and choosing who wins the Oscars.
• 23:28
  Speaker 5: See you therely, good bye, oh bye bye bye bye.
• 23:34
  Speaker 5: Do you guys?
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: Oh of hair?
• 23:38
  Speaker 8: No, listen, I may have boils, but I'm not a
• 23:41
  Speaker 8: bad person.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: Schools, Yeah, we're not. Listen.
• 23:46
  Speaker 6: Perverts and groomers, this is not for you.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: This is not for you.
• 23:49
  Speaker 5: And I know you clicked on it.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: You sick fuck yeah, you guys clicking on all you
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: perverts and bozos clicking on it. It's not what you
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: think it is. It's not what you think it is.
• 23:59
  Speaker 5: It's an art to it.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: It's a way of life. I mean, the amount of
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: things I've learned from nude modeling alone, I mean I
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: apply to my real life.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: Do you care about hygiene? I mean, do you care
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: about how you're perceived? That's the big question. Do you
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: ever think you see their drawings and go I gotta
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: work out, Or you see their drawings and you go, oh,
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: I maybe I should get one of those things for
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: my back that straightens me up when I press a button.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: You know, for me, there are some times that they
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: draw me and I go, I just wish I had
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: less skin. I do wish I had less skin.
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like you were smaller.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: Like I had a little bit of muscle density.
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, but listen, you're perfect the way you are.
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 24:39
  Speaker 6: They always draw me mouth open, and I wish there's
• 24:42
  Speaker 6: something I could do to fix that. Even when my
• 24:45
  Speaker 6: mouth is closed, they draw me big wide mouth, and
• 24:48
  Speaker 6: it's starting to make me sew a mouth breather. It's
• 24:51
  Speaker 6: the only way. Well, you wish I could through the nose.
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: You come in with a big joke. You're telling jokes.
• 24:57
  Speaker 6: I have telling jokes, but I i'd always expect them
• 25:01
  Speaker 6: to draw me like a I don't know, like I
• 25:04
  Speaker 6: see the other all right, fine.
• 25:07
  Speaker 10: Fine, okay, right, fine, you correct me open, listen, let
• 25:14
  Speaker 10: me tell let me I get insecure sometimes because your wallet.
• 25:19
  Speaker 5: I'm fine.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: The other old.
• 25:21
  Speaker 6: Men at PCC. I see the drawings that the class
• 25:25
  Speaker 6: does of them, and they're these serene grandpas who are
• 25:29
  Speaker 6: just sitting on a chair and their arm, their legs
• 25:32
  Speaker 6: are like crossed over there, over there, do so it
• 25:36
  Speaker 6: looks refined. But they won't do that with me.
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: What do they draw you like? They draw me like
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: a fucking clown.
• 25:42
  Speaker 5: You tell them to put his wallet.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: We're talking we're all talking. I want to hear the conversation.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: We want to hear it too. You can definitely hear it.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: It's weird. You keep you okay, fine, Tell the group.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: Tell the group how they draw you.
• 26:01
  Speaker 6: These kids, they draw you a big teeth they do.
• 26:05
  Speaker 6: I didn't say teeth. Say they draw me like a clown.
• 26:09
  Speaker 6: They draw me like a fool, like or a clown.
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: They I like her.
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: I think.
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: You can't say they draw me a clown. They draw
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: me a clown.
• 26:22
  Speaker 6: They draw me a clown.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: They draw me you know. I like the way that sounds.
• 26:25
  Speaker 6: They draw me a clown. They draw me a fool.
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: That's pretty cool.
• 26:31
  Speaker 6: Talk like that, you know, And maybe sometimes I wonder
• 26:35
  Speaker 6: about I don't know.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: My wife is so busy.
• 26:38
  Speaker 6: She has a company. She's a skincare company's skincare company,
• 26:42
  Speaker 6: you know, a.
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: Big one, big one, pretty cheap. Was kind of kind
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: of a like a step above generic.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: I've got a board.
• 26:54
  Speaker 6: And sometimes I tell her about my day and she goes,
• 26:58
  Speaker 6: that's nice, honey. But I could tell she's on her phone, well,
• 27:02
  Speaker 6: she's emailing. And sometimes I think that she thinks I'm
• 27:05
  Speaker 6: a clown. Sometimes I think she thinks I don't have
• 27:10
  Speaker 6: a real job, and I don't know what to do
• 27:14
  Speaker 6: about it. But maybe that's just who I am.
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: And you know what's hard about this? Yeah, what I
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: would normally say is, you know, show the person in
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: your life that doesn't believe you how good you are
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: at your job. But I don't want anyone I know
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: coming to watch me nude mom now, not at all.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: I had it one time. It was awful. It was awful.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: Who came my ex wife? She was exit the time,
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: or she was she was wife at the time. She
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: got lost in my skin lost she fell in. Your
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: skin's still be found, still have found.
• 27:45
  Speaker 6: You've got a lot of skin, my friend. I feel
• 27:47
  Speaker 6: like we didn't properly acknowledge how much skin you have.
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: No, you guys have been playing coy. I have a lot,
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: a lot of skin, a lot of skin. They made
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: a hot air balloon out of me one time.
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: What where did the air go in?
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: Huh?
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: Where did the air go in?
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: Say place your dick went in when you saw Jackfie ghetto.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: They went up.
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: We're to go in into your body up? Okay, God,
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: thank you you guys.
• 28:13
  Speaker 5: Bring snacks?
• 28:14
  Speaker 6: How'd you get okay?
• 28:18
  Speaker 5: Okay?
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: Let's list it a second. I don't know how you got.
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: He got as a balloon, and then we'll get see then.
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: And then I do want to talk about I feel
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: it appropriate.
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: So they used me basically to to to shape my
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: bi of a lot of skin. Yeah, as a medical condition.
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: You know how you see those flying squirrels. Yeah, imagine that,
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: but more round. That's kind of what they did for me.
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: They so it didn't actually go into me. It was
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: kind of in my belly area. And then I lifted up.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: I was like, whoa, this is crazy. We went about
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: two hundred feet up, took some beautiful pictures of the
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: painted hills in Utah, and then landed an hour later.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: The guests loved it.
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: That sounds amazing.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: That sounds like you sort of have a gift, my friend.
• 29:03
  Speaker 11: No, no, no, no, I mean it seems like it's
• 29:06
  Speaker 11: something you're insecure about, but it seems like you've been
• 29:08
  Speaker 11: granted like a once in a lifetime gift from Dare
• 29:13
  Speaker 11: I say God or what?
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: Well, it was a wish from a genie, but I
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: don't want to talk about that. I don't want to
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: talk about that.
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: Your wish from Genie was the skin from wishmiginie.
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: I want no muscle skin.
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: I don't want to. I don't want to.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: Again, I don't want to talk about it.
• 29:31
  Speaker 6: Did the genie misunderstand what you have?
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: Again? I don't trick.
• 29:37
  Speaker 5: Fortunately, we're never going to get a snack.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: We have to get this and I don't want to
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: talk about it. I want to. It was a classic miscommunication.
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: I was trying to wish for something and he heard
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: me say, God, I wish I had a ton of skin,
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: and so what did you mean? What did you mean?
• 29:57
  Speaker 6: What was the intended wish?
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: My friend? And then we can talk about maybe talk
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: about it. I was trying to say, dang, I wish
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: I had some skin in the game, but he he he.
• 30:14
  Speaker 5: He heard more skin.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: Please, Dang, I wish I had a ton of skin.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: So uh so, yeah, that's what I got. It was
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: a genie one of my wishes. I could have used
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: the other wishes to get rid of it, but I
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: didn't want to. Sat what did you use the other
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: wishes for? One?
• 30:28
  Speaker 5: A Corvett?
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: What a sight to see your skin flapp into the
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: wind in your corvette down.
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: Baby, like a pair of Okay, anyway, let's get what
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: snacks do we bring?
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: Well, I just wanted to before we get the snacks.
• 30:47
  Speaker 5: We don't have to get we.
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: Have to get the snacks.
• 30:50
  Speaker 5: I bring string cheese.
• 30:52
  Speaker 8: Okay, all right, I'm getting annoyed with myself.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, you know what annoying, You're terrifying. I
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: want to just say, there's something to me about It's
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: kind of poignant, you know, And then I'd love.
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: To talk about snakes.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: Yes, so its poignant is we all have these hopes
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: and dreams and who we want to be, but we
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: can't really express that in the field we're in.
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: And there's so much more.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: And I want to tell all of you guys, you're
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: more than your bodies, right, We're more than what we're perceived.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: Just because some nineteen year old at Savannah College of
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: Art and Design is yeah, as they say it.
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: Scared, yeah, scad. Just because they're drawing us, doesn't mean
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: that's all. We are more than our drawings.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: What are you?
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: Well? I kind of have a penchant for writing limericks,
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: the old Irish.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: Us as.
• 31:57
  Speaker 5: Let me, let me, let me are you standing in
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: front of old I'm.
• 32:00
  Speaker 8: Thinking of a limerick in your always That's what you're
• 32:02
  Speaker 8: doing your time.
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: You're coming up with limericks. Is always Greena. The Rotary
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: Club Alda loves Oh I can.
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: I'm happy to do that. For that.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: I'm looking for more spaces. The Limerick open mics are
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: they never give you enough time.
• 32:15
  Speaker 6: The Rotary Club is perfectly safe space for limits.
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: Is it very safe?
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: Okay? Well I wrote some presidential limericks. Oh, give us
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: one please. There once was a man named Obama. Okay, okay.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: He everyone loved him, even your mama. Okay. He had
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: hopes and dreams, split them at the seams, and now
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: he's in heaven with a llama.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: I wrote that for when he died.
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, eulogy Limerick. I think they're gonna be big nice.
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: So I've just been playing with him. If do you
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: think the Rotary Club would like that?
• 32:52
  Speaker 6: Oh, the Rotary Club would eat that up, my friend.
• 32:55
  Speaker 6: There's all community of men who would be very excited
• 32:57
  Speaker 6: to meet you.
• 32:58
  Speaker 5: I love giving space.
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: That's amazing to hear.
• 33:01
  Speaker 8: I love giving space to things that we want that
• 33:04
  Speaker 8: we're thinking of while we're standing up there thinking of
• 33:06
  Speaker 8: I'm thinking of backstroke. I love to swim the backstroke specifically.
• 33:12
  Speaker 6: Now, can I ask you a personal question.
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: This is the stroke of them.
• 33:17
  Speaker 5: On my side?
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: On your side, there's seventy six on your back and
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: there's eighty four on your side. How are there more
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: on your side than on your back? I can't talk
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: about it.
• 33:27
  Speaker 6: Go ahead, Well, I wanted to know if you like
• 33:30
  Speaker 6: the backstroke because it hides your boils.
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: Wow, that's deep.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: Can I tell you something anything?
• 33:39
  Speaker 8: I like the backstroke because I feel as if the
• 33:42
  Speaker 8: boils are swimming.
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: That's the grossest thing I've ever heard. You want them
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: to swim. That's very sweet. That's very sweet. That's very sweets.
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: Feel like this limit.
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: There's other people.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: I'm not.
• 34:07
  Speaker 5: I'm funny. You you are. You got to hold your
• 34:11
  Speaker 5: wallet because you're scared of me.
• 34:12
  Speaker 6: Got you should come to the Rotary Club. We'd be
• 34:17
  Speaker 6: very high.
• 34:17
  Speaker 5: I backstrokey, limericks, What do you guys do?
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: What do you do? Well?
• 34:21
  Speaker 6: I always thought of myself as a game show host.
• 34:25
  Speaker 4: Okay, so.
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: Would be perfect for that.
• 34:29
  Speaker 5: You'd go so one with the with the naked people
• 34:32
  Speaker 5: in the.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: UK want to go on and be very good. You know.
• 34:37
  Speaker 6: That's the curse, though, is that when you're the host
• 34:40
  Speaker 6: of that show, you don't have clothes on appropriate.
• 34:44
  Speaker 8: That's like when Ultimatum Queer Love had a straight good host.
• 34:47
  Speaker 8: It doesn't make any sense it should be naked.
• 34:49
  Speaker 6: It's sort of a voyur thing. No, but I want
• 34:52
  Speaker 6: to be a game show host and sometimes I practice
• 34:55
  Speaker 6: some bumpers into commercial break.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: Try in my head, that's great, really fun.
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: Let's hear it.
• 35:03
  Speaker 6: Well, we just gave forty thousand dollars to Linda from
• 35:07
  Speaker 6: San Diego. Coming up next, we're gonna give you a
• 35:09
  Speaker 6: shot at the big Wheel. See you right after the break.
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: And you're just doing that in your head.
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: Something you're just doing. That's a lot of energy in
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: your head.
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: It's fun.
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: Man.
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: Thanks, I've never said that out loud.
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: It's really good.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: You really should pursue that. You really should pursue. You've
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: got a natural gift at bumpers. I should love doing
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: a bumper. You should do like.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: A little Instagram like a game show or something.
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: You should do an Instagram game show, a naked Instagram. Really, yeah,
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: what about yours?
• 35:37
  Speaker 6: I've just never even never never thought I was good enough.
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: You totally could do it.
• 35:41
  Speaker 5: You really could.
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: This is amazing.
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: You're amazing.
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: How many followers on Instagram do you have?
• 35:45
  Speaker 6: I got about fifteen? Okay, big, so we can I'm
• 35:51
  Speaker 6: sure we can grow it.
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: I'm sure.
• 35:52
  Speaker 6: But my nephew's on this TikTok. I'm sure he can
• 35:55
  Speaker 6: give you some pointers. My nephew's name is uh, the
• 36:01
  Speaker 6: owner of Bunny the Dog.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: It's a beautiful name, the.
• 36:08
  Speaker 6: Owner of the owner of the owner of. So he
• 36:13
  Speaker 6: knows a lot about the apps. I'll pick his brain.
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: I'll that's amazing.
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: What are you thinking about when you're on the stair head?
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: What I'm gonna do for my third wish?
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: Where's the genie? Just hanging out?
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: He's just waiting around. Does he live with you? Yeah,
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: he's my roommate. Never cleans up?
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: God?
• 36:34
  Speaker 12: Do you?
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: Or does he live in the apartment?
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: He lives in the apartment. I live in the lake.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: Oh that sucks, I got it. You know, I kind
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: of like this a sitcom. Yeah, you know, and we've
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: heard that before, but no, we could never get away
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: think about this.
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: You live with a genie?
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: I mean, these are stories that none of these people
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: know and.
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: Just look to my skin for their own answers, and
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: they never look at me and go what a you know?
• 37:01
  Speaker 6: Have you ever found an answer about yourself and your
• 37:04
  Speaker 6: own skin.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: Tons of times. Actually it's actually beautiful. Sometimes I'm like,
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: what do I want to eat? Left thigh? Look down,
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, it's a sweet green salad. What do
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: I want to do today?
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: Right calf?
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: Look down? Oh my gosh, it's the Norton Simon Museum
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: in Pasadena.
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: Wow, try it.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: Do you think your skin?
• 37:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah? Does your skin work like a magic eight ball?
• 37:25
  Speaker 6: Can we ask it questions?
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Go ahead, it's okay, okay, geez, okay, bet you
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: weren't expecting this this episode.
• 37:32
  Speaker 8: I love that your skin could hold other people and
• 37:35
  Speaker 8: that's not disgusting. Meanwhile, I just take my boils for
• 37:38
  Speaker 8: a little swim, and that's the grossest thing.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: That's magic skin. Yours is nasty human boils. Boils are preventable.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: You're dirty.
• 37:47
  Speaker 5: They're royal, royal, belo.
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: You've you've labeled them, you've branded them royal.
• 37:52
  Speaker 8: But we supported your limbricks, we supported your what my
• 37:56
  Speaker 8: game game show?
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: Shit?
• 37:58
  Speaker 5: And I think it's bullshit.
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: Those are different than your boil.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: Can I ask you a genuine question?
• 38:05
  Speaker 5: Can I go inside your body? First?
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: Go ahead?
• 38:08
  Speaker 5: In that way, you're freak I'm a virgin.
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: Do your boils ever talk to you?
• 38:16
  Speaker 7: No?
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: Okay, settled? What question do you want to ask for
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: my skin? Okay?
• 38:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you want to go you.
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: Want to ask your skin a question?
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: I do feel bad.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: I didn't kind of mean to you about your boils,
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: and I don't want to be meeting people about their boils.
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: You just really scary. You're like a nightmare. My voice,
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: it's your voice, it's your foreboding, it's your stare, it's
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: your it's your Yeah, go.
• 38:35
  Speaker 5: Ahead, skin, Oh, magical skin.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: You didn't have to say that.
• 38:42
  Speaker 8: Skin, O, magical skin. It's been three years since I
• 38:46
  Speaker 8: grew a boil.
• 38:47
  Speaker 5: Well I get a new one.
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: Something's coming out of What does it say? Ask again?
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: Later?
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: It does that from time to.
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: It's very very okay, oh scin no magical skin again,
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: don't need to say it. Is there somebody out there
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: who will see me not just as an optical allusion
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: to conquer, but as somebody to love, somebody to marry,
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: somebody to be with.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: It's coming this time.
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, what's it saying.
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: I think it says time will tell. Okay, a little
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: mystical skin. Look, I don't know what it does. It
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: does about itself.
• 39:42
  Speaker 5: It doesn't hurt.
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: It hurts. It hurts a lot. It hurts. No, No,
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: go ahead, I'm used to it. It hurts so much.
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: You want to ask it one final thing? Yeah?
• 39:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah, go ahead, Yeah, I'll ask scan No magical.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: I never needed to say that. Does my wife love me?
• 40:08
  Speaker 7: Oh?
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: My got her? Head's coming out of it?
• 40:10
  Speaker 7: Oh my god, Linda, Hello, honey, Linda, Linda, Hi, this
• 40:17
  Speaker 7: is really you, head of skincared of you.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: Know it's me.
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: I love you so much.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, Linda.
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: I'll be with you always, Linda.
• 40:28
  Speaker 10: Does it bother you when I come home from the
• 40:31
  Speaker 10: art gallery and I'm not bringing in as much money
• 40:34
  Speaker 10: as you?
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: No, that's your own insecurity, really that you're projecting on
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: our relationship. Linda. You are a man that I love
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: because you are you, not because you are a nude model.
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, Linda, kiss me.
• 40:51
  Speaker 6: Linda.
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: It's not her.
• 40:59
  Speaker 5: It's not her.
• 41:00
  Speaker 6: I really had to And she was made of skin,
• 41:02
  Speaker 6: but she was so beautiful.
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: Okay, hold on, two things on my side.
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: Two things.
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: She's made of skin, but she's beautiful. That is also
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: your wife, who's also made of skin. A different skin
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: and boils are illsion on the skin. Boilers are a
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: break of the skin.
• 41:22
  Speaker 5: Rich of you to try to tell me what a
• 41:24
  Speaker 5: boil is.
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: That's actually a good point. You would know, you.
• 41:28
  Speaker 5: Would know, But that's good to know. I didn't know
• 41:30
  Speaker 5: that about boil.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: Yell, you didn't know that. You didn't know that.
• 41:37
  Speaker 5: Okay, we have AirPods in do you guys ever put
• 41:41
  Speaker 5: air pods?
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: What do you mean you don't know that because you
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: have a.
• 41:45
  Speaker 8: What I'm standing in front of doctor's naked so they
• 41:49
  Speaker 8: can test me and learn about the boil. I never
• 41:53
  Speaker 8: really hear anything because I'm watching TV. I'm going through
• 41:56
  Speaker 8: all of sex lives of college girls.
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: Oh great shoke, a great show show. I'm in a
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: Facebook group called Nude Models for Sex Lives of College Girls,
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: and we all.
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: Try to be banned so many times.
• 42:14
  Speaker 6: Lets get reported every day every day.
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: There's about four keywords in there that are like superb personal,
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: lift models, sex, nude girls, college, college, all triggers.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: For the drive back, Thanksgiving.
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: For censors.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: It is, Oh my god.
• 42:37
  Speaker 6: So let me ask you this, are you guys going
• 42:40
  Speaker 6: down to the nude models mixer ud.
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: Will Rogers Beach?
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, I'll be there.
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: Yes, I'll be there.
• 42:49
  Speaker 6: Love. Are you guys going nude for it? I hate
• 42:54
  Speaker 6: when the invitation is unclear?
• 42:56
  Speaker 4: Well, they putting the curtains up around the beach so
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: we can.
• 42:58
  Speaker 5: Do it's going to school?
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah just a scar?
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: Just a scar?
• 43:03
  Speaker 4: How long?
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: Back to my knees, so you're basically dressed.
• 43:09
  Speaker 5: Knees the bone boil?
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: What?
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 43:13
  Speaker 6: They kind of bark.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: I guess they kind of.
• 43:19
  Speaker 5: I'm hitting that point where I can't be around people.
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: I'll be there if you guys want to come together,
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: maybe the Corvette.
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: We can oh in your car, yes, but you will
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: not like driving with me. Wow. One skin everywhere too.
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: I'm a really bad driver.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: I have been put on call. I might be missing it.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: I guess because Trump's coming back into office. Trump does
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: want to He didn't wants to draw. He didn't want
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: to nude model draw in his first term, but now
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: he does. He was nervous it looked gay in twenty sixteen,
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: but now he doesn't care, right, which is crazy.
• 43:56
  Speaker 5: Wow, that's are you nervous? I am a like the
• 44:00
  Speaker 5: harshest critic.
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: Well you know who. Honestly, it's it's his staff. When
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: the staff is mean. Is is what's hard, because the
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: president's always the president. It's like you're in the room
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: with a like a royal tiger, you know what I mean.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: Like I'm not really interacting, but when the staff is mean,
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: when the staff is weird. And so the Trump staff
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: i've heard, is a little like.
• 44:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, taken off and don't you take it off off mean,
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: like let's see what you got, Let's see what you got.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: We got the best, you know. And it's like they're
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: always comparing their body to mine, and I'm like, I'm
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: not here to be compared. I can I bench press
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, well i can bench press, but you
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: can't tell because I'm so amorphic, Like it doesn't matter.
• 44:36
  Speaker 5: Oh that that that's hard. That's a hard part of
• 44:38
  Speaker 5: the job.
• 44:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's tough.
• 44:40
  Speaker 6: But if you see, if you see that torp jd
• 44:43
  Speaker 6: vance while you're in there, we give him a little.
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: Punch for me.
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: You know, I'm going to He's the first guy that
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: I've actually said no to. He wants to draw me
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: so bad.
• 44:52
  Speaker 5: Oh say no to him every day.
• 44:55
  Speaker 4: He wants to draw me every night.
• 44:57
  Speaker 5: Say no to him and buy his dinner.
• 45:01
  Speaker 4: And this is how no, thanks, That's how we will
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: check your phone. I got you a gift card out
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: backsteakcaust say no and buy his dinner. That's I imagine that.
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: It is a keep calm and carry on thing. Okay,
• 45:21
  Speaker 4: let's talk about it. What snacks? Will we break it? Okay?
• 45:25
  Speaker 6: Finally, finally, this has been the artist on Artists on
• 45:29
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• 45:30
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• 45:46
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