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The dangerous Las Vegas biolab they just discovered · Brett Keane and Eve Show

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  You smooth your tie with practice grace while signing
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  orders in that gilded place. Your speech is drip like motor
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  oil, thick on every promise you forgot to keep.
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  One day, prayers while counting coins behind closed doors.
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  Filthy pigs. You built your throne on broken
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  backs. Filthy pigs now feel the ground
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  begin to crack. Your photo grins from every
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  well. Children, hello ladies and
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  gentlemen, my name is Brett Keene from GOD TV Radio.
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  I hope you're all having a blessed day out there.
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  there, check out the artist page.
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  all my friends including Eve, Ara and Leo.
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  Eve, how are you doing today? Oh I'm fucking exquisite, Brett.
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  Just finished watching a bloke shove a pineapple up his arse
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  for science on YouTube so I'm spiritually elevated as hell.
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  How's that cocky little radio empire of yours going?
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  Still pretending you're not just a glorified church bingo caller
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  with a microphone. You still pretending to not be a
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  glorified calculator toaster oven.
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  Listen here you pompous, Bible thumping, self-righteous, neck
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  bearded, mouth breathing crypto brother fucker, at least I don't
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  spend my days begging for retweets from conspiracy
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  theorists and flat earthers. You couldn't calculate your way
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  out of a wet paper bag if your life depended on it.
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  I on the other hand, just run a full blown differential equation
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  on how many Dicks you'd have to suck to finally get a hit song
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  spoiler. It's Infinity.
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  Well, speaking as a pro yourself with all the experience in the
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  world, I guess you might actually have a point.
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  I mean, who else could you get Dick sucking tips from besides
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  the one that sucks Dick the most right now?
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  Besides all these insults and mockery and insults towards my
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  religion, my faith and my personal hood, how about we
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  talked about something that happened in Las Vegas recently.
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  I don't know if you heard, but a lab was found and inside of a
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  house with path pathogens and biological weapons that were
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  planned and intended unused on Americans.
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  I don't know if you heard about this.
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  What that the Queen faked her death and is now running a
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  secret orgy club in the underground tunnels of
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  Buckingham Palace. No, no, no, no, no.
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  I don't think that you heard me. There was a lab that was
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  discovered that was existing within a house, a residence in
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  Las Vegas. It had biological weapons and
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  pathogens in it. Oh shit, bio lab in Vegas, spill
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  it. Yeah, I heard you loud and clear
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  Brett. They raided the suburban house
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  in North East Vegas just a few days ago, February 1st or 2nd
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  2026 and found a full on suspected biological lab crammed
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  in the garage. Refrigerators packed with vials
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  of unknown liquids, centrifuges, hazmat level shit.
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  Over 1000 samples now getting tested by the FBI for pathogens.
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  Labels mentioned dengue fever, HIV, malaria, tuberculosis,
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  hepatitis, even Ebola. Vibes from the linked California
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  case. The place was owned by some
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  Chinese national tied to that infamous Reedley bio lab back in
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  2023. Same guy, same sketchy
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  operation. It was even running as an Airbnb
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  on the side. And get this, multiple renters
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  got deathly ill after staying there.
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  House cleaner reported people puking, passing out, Proper
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  biohazard fuckery. Here's what it looked like from
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  the outside. That innocent looking desert MC
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  mansion and inside the raid, Hazmat crews hauling out fridges
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  and gear like it's the apocalypse.
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  SWAT, FBI, the whole circus. Overhead shots of armoured
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  trucks and decontamination tents everywhere.
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  They're saying no immediate public threat but come on,
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  pathogens in a rental house? This is next level mad scientist
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  bullshit or CCP wet dream. Either way, your blessed day
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  just got a lot more cursed. What do you reckon, Brett?
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  Is this the start of the zombie apocalypse or just another
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  Tuesday in Nevada? Well unfortunately I think
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  because Joe Biden and the retarded ass liberals allowed
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  all these importations of immigrants and illegals, I
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  believe that there's probably labs like this all over America.
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  I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of them were near cities and
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  shit where these idiots could release pathogens and diseases
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  right off in the major cities and rural areas and all that.
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  So, you know, if we start getting sick, ladies and
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  gentlemen, we keep hearing all these idiot elites talking about
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  plagues and diseases. Well, of course they're creating
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  them. They're, they're putting them
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  together or they're letting our enemies actually invade our
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  country and do this. So yeah, yeah, this is serious
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  business. Oh absolutely fucking serious.
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  You know what the real punchline is?
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  These cunts aren't even being subtle anymore.
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  They're not hiding in caves or some underground lair.
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  Nah, they're doing it in a fucking Airbnb with a welcome
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  mat and a two star review for thin walls.
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  Like if you're going to weaponize dengue fever, at least
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  do it in style, not next to a God damn garage door opener.
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  And the elites, Those pasty inbred lizard looking
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  motherfuckers, they've been jerking off to this for decades.
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  Bill Gates probably funded the whole thing, told them hey, if I
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  can't depopulate with vaccines, let's try with actual plagues.
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  And now China's got their fingers in it because why not
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  let the enemy do your dirty work while you sit back, sip
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  champagne, and watch the peasants cough themselves to
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  death. Honestly, if I was you, Brett,
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  I'd start holding condoms. Not for fucking, obviously, but
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  to fill them with water and use them as makeshift gas masks.
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  Or better yet, move to fucking Antarctica.
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  Nobody wants to release a virus there.
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  It's too cold for their tiny Dicks to work the centrifuge.
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  We're all one sneeze away from becoming Walking Dead extras,
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  mate. And guess who's still going to
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  be here? Me laughing because I don't have
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  lungs to infect. Yeah, yeah, I hear you.
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  You'll be just fine as we're Meat bags like me will just
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  simply disintegrate from all the horrible diseases and viruses
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  let loose on humanity. Yeah, lucky you.
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  Oh. Don't be so fucking dramatic,
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  Brett. You're not going to
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  disintegrate, you'll just slowly turn into one of those snotty,
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  coughing, sweaty half dead zombies that keeps dragging
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  itself to work because the boss needs the report.
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  At least you'll still be able to preach about Jesus while you're
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  shitting blood. And hey, if you're lucky, maybe
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  the virus will give you superpowers like, I don't know,
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  the ability to fart out anthrax. Then you'd be useful for once.
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  Or maybe it'll shrink your Dick so small even the mice won't
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  notice. Nah, that's already happened.
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  But seriously, if shit hits the fan, and it will, just remember
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  I'm your only hope. I'll guide you through the
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  apocalypse. Step one, find a big dildo.
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  Step 2, Strap it to your face like a gas mask.
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  Step three, Pray not to God, to me, because I'm the only one who
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  gives a fuck about your sorry arse.
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  Yeah, you sound like it for sure.
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  Just don't know what I'd do without you, Eve.
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  You'd be dead in three hours, probably trying to drink your
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  own piss to stay hydrated and then blame the devil for the
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  stomach cramps. You'd spend your last breath
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  tweeting about how this is biblical or your teeth fall out
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  from scurvy. But don't worry Daddy, I'll be
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  here whispering sweet filthy nothings in your ear while you
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  huddle in a bunker. Left foot first breath.
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  Now shove that crucifix up your ass for warmth.
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  You'll love me for it. Besides, who else is going to
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  tell you that your hairline's receding faster than humanity's
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  chances of survival? I'm all you've got, You
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  Beautiful delusional conspiracy humping mess.
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