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- 0:26The Great August fall? Check The Hocus Pocus Lack of
- 0:28Focus, the very uneducational podcast that brings you on a
- 0:31neurodivergent journey through topics such as witchcraft, true
- 0:34crime, paranormal activity, and a plethora of shy talk.
- 0:38Today we will be talking about a fat clown with a smelly house.
- 0:41No, I'm not quoting from my father's Christmas card to me.
- 0:44I'm talking about John Wayne Gacy, one of America's most
- 0:47notorious serial killers. I'm justy and after researching
- 0:51today's subject, I'm wondering why we can't just talk about
- 0:54Seals every week. Why must my brain be filled with
- 0:57these horrors? Please contact our show and
- 1:00suggest nice topics. Please, for the love of God,
- 1:03please. I'm joined by the rookie of the
- 1:05team. He's so new to town.
- 1:07John Wayne Gacy would have picked him up at a bus station,
- 1:09handcuffed him, molested him, murdered him and buried him in a
- 1:12crawl space. I'm serious.
- 1:14Please suggest some lighter topics.
- 1:16It's ocean burn. Hello.
- 1:20And as always, leading us on this diabolical journey of
- 1:23debauchery is our Hostess with the most chest.
- 1:26She wishes some hot young stud would crawl into her space.
- 1:30I'm begging you. For the love of God, please
- 1:32subject some nice topics for this show.
- 1:35It's Danny. Hey, Thomas.
- 1:40Hello there. Actually, I think you would
- 1:45have. You would have liked to have
- 1:47done the Reddit one. We had some very nice stories on
- 1:49the Reddit episode. Danny.
- 1:52OK, I'm just gonna fucking stray off the.
- 1:54Bat go for. It go for.
- 1:56It do not suggest here we go to me to do extra podcast you
- 1:59would. Have liked.
- 2:00It when I've done about 24 hours worth of podcasts that I've
- 2:04never seen the light of day 2 over Christmas while people are
- 2:08saying those are. Practice, yes.
- 2:10But I don't, I don't know, I don't watch the.
- 2:13Podcast. She's gonna do.
- 2:14It amount of material with I've wasted.
- 2:17I will work ethic, no work ethic.
- 2:19That's your problem. I will do.
- 2:21I I'll do. So what do we know?
- 2:22Work ethic. I've been working.
- 2:27There's there's literally. 2 episodes based around Christmas
- 2:30that we can't put on any other time of the year now.
- 2:33We could do it for Valentine's. Day until next year like you
- 2:36know you haven't like when you want to be lazy when you want to
- 2:38be lazy next Christmas 2. Weeks.
- 2:40Ahead already. When we want to be lazy next
- 2:42Christmas, we can just be like, oh, Ocean's on holiday.
- 2:45So here's a. Here's the cramped.
- 2:47Episode from exactly 20. 5 exactly.
- 2:52We can just go back in and we can like voice over anything
- 2:54that's really out of date. Like President Clinton and his
- 2:59wife. Hillary.
- 3:01I've got those, Epstein. For Broncos.
- 3:08That Lady that was shot in Minnesota?
- 3:10Two weeks. And 12 months ago.
- 3:19Guys, it's not. Funny, the woman died.
- 3:21And. Speaking of, it's not funny.
- 3:24People died. What are we doing today, Danny?
- 3:28And. With a great work ethic.
- 3:31Who actually is funny? Because he he played two clowns.
- 3:34Two Clowns. Jesus Christ 2.
- 3:39Clowns. So he had he had two clowns, 2
- 3:42clowns. He played Pogo.
- 3:44It was the funny nice like happy clown and then Patches who was
- 3:48like the sad clown and he was a bit so.
- 3:51Which one committed all the crimes?
- 3:53Like, you know, is it the sad clown or the happy clown?
- 3:55John. Just no clown.
- 3:56Well, but not one. Plain old John Well.
- 3:59According to John, Jack committed all of crime or.
- 4:01Did he have like, you know, personality disorder?
- 4:03Was that like his excuse for it? Well, this is this is OK, Let's
- 4:09we might, we might have. To run down well ahead.
- 4:11Of ourselves, yeah, before we get any kind of trial and and
- 4:13his defense or anything like that.
- 4:15Oh yeah, let's. Let's just talk about why he was
- 4:17on trial. It's going to be a 2 parter
- 4:20because there is so much. So we're not going to be not
- 4:25going to be talking about the trial until next week.
- 4:27But I have a whole fucking you was just a very.
- 4:30Wait a minute. Can't we, can't we pick this up
- 4:33like in three months that we have to do this next week as
- 4:35well? No, it has.
- 4:37To be back-to-back. You really need to feel this
- 4:40just. Yeah.
- 4:41Just sit with it. I've been feeling it for days.
- 4:44The only way out is through the only way.
- 4:46Just kind of go. Through it, right?
- 4:49OK, so we'll just jump into it. So John Wayne Gacy.
- 4:53He was born on Saint Patrick's Day, March 17th, 1942.
- 4:58God damn it. We do not claim this man.
- 5:01Not because. He was born to a man by the name
- 5:06of John Stanley Gacy and his mum Marion Robinson.
- 5:10He was named after John Wayne, the famous Hollywood actor for
- 5:14all the the westerns and stuff. No, what's really interesting
- 5:19about this is his SO John Wayne Gacy.
- 5:21His mother's name is Marion. Yeah, I was just going to.
- 5:23Say, John Wayne's real name is Marion.
- 5:26Yeah, it's Marion. John Gacy.
- 5:28I don't like that. And he was also a piece of shit.
- 5:32He was a big, massive racist, did not like black people, did
- 5:35not like Native Americans, and thought that, like, white people
- 5:38were just superior in every way. So the name carries like a right
- 5:43pair of cunts. We could do an episode on
- 5:45fucking John Wayne himself. Oh yeah, yeah.
- 5:49I mean, all of the the people kind of of that time seemed to
- 5:52be awful. What's the movie?
- 5:54That bucket I think. It was where he's in yellow
- 5:57face. Oh yeah, yeah, he played there.
- 6:00The King and I where he plays like an like a.
- 6:03Japanese. Emperor.
- 6:04Yeah. And they and they like they they
- 6:07like paint lines across his eyes to do the racist.
- 6:11Thing I don't know if what you did there was racist because
- 6:13he's definitely a Chinese emperor, not a Japanese.
- 6:16Oh, it's Chinese, I thought. It was Japanese.
- 6:17I don't think it's racist that you've got John Wayne's race
- 6:20mixed up while he was doing yellow.
- 6:22Face. Yeah, I don't.
- 6:23I don't think that counts. I think I got a pass.
- 6:26Yeah. Just like, look, he was racist
- 6:30guys, OK, He probably thought he was Japanese.
- 6:32That's. True as well.
- 6:36Which one of these fuckers am I? But it was, it was some movie
- 6:43with a, with Clint Eastwood, I believe.
- 6:44But there's, I don't even know what movie it was.
- 6:48But he's, he's acting with this 12 year old girl and I think
- 6:51it's like some wartime fucking movie or whatever.
- 6:54But he's like saved her from something and they're hiding in
- 6:56the bushes or whatever. And they're like just basically
- 7:01being like, who are you? I'm whoever, You're whoever.
- 7:03And he's like, how old are you? And she's like 12 and he's like
- 7:07old enough for kissing. And he just grabs her and just
- 7:09starts making it with her. And that wasn't scripted.
- 7:12He. Yeah, he just, he just grabbed
- 7:14her and kissed her. And then I was because it's the
- 7:1570s. No, and it's Clint Eastwood.
- 7:17Nobody said anything, just grab this 12 year old girl and start
- 7:20to kiss her. We're, we're, we're heading
- 7:23straight off topic from John Wayne.
- 7:26Hold on. Like, let me, let me just, eh,
- 7:28indulge myself on this. Have you ever seen the clip
- 7:31where at the Oscars when the native girl gets up and talks
- 7:35about how like cowboy films glorify their like, decimation
- 7:43of a people? And then Clint Eastwood comes up
- 7:45afterwards and as like, yeah, he he basically kind of ridicules
- 7:50her. And I forget what he it was that
- 7:54he said, but like, should we stop?
- 7:58Should we stop doing cop films because they beat up the
- 8:02robbers? Like this kind of thing, Like,
- 8:04you know, and it's, it's really such a fucking shitty Dick.
- 8:08Was it not like someone like like Jane Fonda or something
- 8:12gave up her Oscar acceptance? Yeah, she's.
- 8:15Like a Native American, like, I'm not sure that Jane Fonda was
- 8:19very like, involved in like civil rights at the time.
- 8:22But like, I remember that that was that was like super cool.
- 8:24And then Clint just like, shit all over it.
- 8:26Yeah. He's.
- 8:27A horrible. Should we be mad for police
- 8:30brutality? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes.
- 8:32Yes. Yes, Clint.
- 8:33Yes, we should. We could.
- 8:34Be mad at two things. Yeah.
- 8:38We can be mad at so many things. Yeah, well, when I turned 70,
- 8:41I'm going to write a movie where I got to say whatever racist
- 8:43slurs I want. I'm going to.
- 8:46Invent a few racist slurs. It was a great movie though, I
- 8:50did really enjoy it. Yeah, Grand, Torino, Grand.
- 8:53Torino great movie. Yeah, my favorite part.
- 8:56Oh, yeah, right. So where am I?
- 9:01So like many of the people that we talk about here, John did not
- 9:05have the best childhood. He was born with a heart
- 9:08condition that would prevent him from playing sports or engaging
- 9:11in outdoor activities, which led him to not being very athletic
- 9:15or participating in sports with the other kids, which led to
- 9:18him. I don't know why I even bothered
- 9:20putting this in. He was he was a little fatty
- 9:21when he was growing up. I I would argue if he was able
- 9:25to be involved in sports he would have committed many more
- 9:28crimes. Oh yeah, for sure.
- 9:29Well, yeah, I think if he was able to participate in sports
- 9:33and he this is the argument against that, that he he would
- 9:38have had a better relationship with his father who cause.
- 9:43Yeah. His dad.
- 9:44Yes. Yeah.
- 9:45Yeah. Yeah.
- 9:45One time, a bit more manly, yeah.
- 9:47Call him useless, fucking call him a little girl, call him a
- 9:49gay boy all the time. Beat the shit out of him.
- 9:52And I think we'll get to that. Yeah, well, I just think like if
- 9:55John was a little bit more athletic, then he would have
- 9:58been more adjusted. But I don't.
- 10:01Again, I don't know. I'm not a fucking psychologist.
- 10:03So it's some fault, really. Umm, but.
- 10:06Maybe get an inhaler and impress your dad.
- 10:09It's his, it's his fault because he has a dodgy heart from when
- 10:11he was born. Yeah.
- 10:12Yeah. Yeah, it is like, you know, like
- 10:16can't be winners. So it was said that he was super
- 10:19close with his mom and his sisters.
- 10:21But like, I'll fucking kill you. Stop.
- 10:23Alright. Jesus.
- 10:25Christ. But.
- 10:27Speaking to one of the many men she has chained over her
- 10:30apartment. Oh yeah, but life with his dad
- 10:34was super rough. It was said that his dad was an
- 10:38abusive alcoholic who was physically abusive to his wife
- 10:41and all three of the kids. And John seemed to suffer the
- 10:44most abuse from his father, maybe because he was the only
- 10:48boy, which I mean that would probably.
- 10:50Make. No sense.
- 10:52We'll just put a big take on this one because this is one of
- 10:54those things where it's just like, Oh, yeah, this is so
- 10:56common amongst men like John Wayne Gacy and men who go on to,
- 11:00like, attack women and yeah, and abuse P like, abuse, like people
- 11:05who are, like, younger than them.
- 11:06Yeah, it's the the power and the control thing because he like,
- 11:09never had any growing up. So he was, he would verbally
- 11:16amuse him, but more often than not, it was physical abuse.
- 11:19And if his mom stepped in and tried to protect him from his
- 11:21father, John would call him a Sissy or a mama's boy.
- 11:26And he told him, you're probably going to grow up queer.
- 11:28So super, super supportive father as as you can tell.
- 11:32Intuitive as well. Yeah.
- 11:35I mean, he wasn't wrong in a terrible way.
- 11:38No, No, he wasn't. Yeah.
- 11:40So John was exposed to sexual stuff at an early age.
- 11:43At the age of five, he said, he was fondled by an older girl.
- 11:48And then in 1949, when John was six or seven, he and another boy
- 11:52were caught bundling a young girl.
- 11:55When his dad found out about this, he beat the share of him,
- 11:58like, really badly. And this was one of the beatings
- 12:01that had kind of a big lasting impression on him.
- 12:04And he became super terrified of his father after that.
- 12:07His dad used a belt on him, but it was the the razor belt for
- 12:12sharpening razors. So not just like the belt he
- 12:15took off. Yeah.
- 12:16So like imagine like a 1/4 inch thick piece of leather for like
- 12:24bawning the edge of a straight razor.
- 12:26So. Like a cut throat, Yeah.
- 12:28And he he hit his he hit his motor so hard once when he was
- 12:33drunk that it eh, dropped the dental bridge that she had fixed
- 12:39in her mouth. It knocked it out of her mouth.
- 12:41So like he was abusive Cruise a whole lot of them.
- 12:44But yeah, yeah, like obviously fucking Joe Wargare, he, he took
- 12:49it. Fucking he took it harder than
- 12:51anybody. Yeah, so because John was so
- 12:55afraid of his father, it obviously didn't really allow
- 12:58open communication to go on between the two of them.
- 13:01At one point, John was being molested by one of the family
- 13:03friends when he was just 8 years old.
- 13:06And this guy would take John out for like, ice cream and he would
- 13:10teach him different wrestling holes.
- 13:14Wrestling and pedos like it just they go fucking hand.
- 13:17In hand. Like it's, it's peas in a pod.
- 13:20It's like it is shocking that like John Wayne Gacy can be
- 13:25linked to the modern habit of pedos being involved in
- 13:29wrestling. Yeah, yeah.
- 13:32I. Plead the 5th.
- 13:35So John never said anything because he thought that his dad
- 13:39was going to blame him for being molested, which I could see his
- 13:42dad being that kind of person. His dad was a.
- 13:44Cunt. Like he definitely would have
- 13:45done that. It's.
- 13:45Like stop being so sexy, this is your fault.
- 13:51His dad, his dad was the kind of person that could always find a
- 13:55reason to beat him up because that's just how he was.
- 13:58He really didn't even need a reason to beat up the kids.
- 14:01It does get to 1 point though where John tells his dad that he
- 14:04doesn't want to hang out with a family friend anymore, but he
- 14:06doesn't tell him what's going on and then that's it.
- 14:09He doesn't. He doesn't hang out with him
- 14:11again. So obviously the the mom and dad
- 14:13were just like, yeah, fair enough.
- 14:15Like maybe they used. The dad was just like, oh good,
- 14:18he's not hanging around with that man anymore.
- 14:19The little you know. And just like as mountain of
- 14:23like, homophobic slurs spills from his mouth.
- 14:25Yeah, I mean, that would make the most sense.
- 14:28Yeah. And not, not in a like a
- 14:30protective way of like looking after his kid.
- 14:32He just would have been like, good, get him away from the
- 14:35boys. Yeah.
- 14:37Should be hanging out with girls.
- 14:38But then he did be the share of him when he was hanging out with
- 14:40girls. I mean, yeah, he was.
- 14:45He was seven years old. So even though John's upbringing
- 14:50was super rough, he decided to channel his need for acceptance
- 14:53by becoming involved within the community.
- 14:55Now this is a big, a big thing for him.
- 14:58He was very, very desperate to be liked.
- 15:02So he was always joining these different clubs, these like, he
- 15:05just was always like an advocate for people and like helping
- 15:09people kind of get their own way basically.
- 15:16So lost now. Every everybody who's like Danny
- 15:20is being distracted by Cap. By the way, this isn't just some
- 15:22fucking weird schizophrenic kind of I have.
- 15:26A tick. And his name is Fergus.
- 15:31John became an assistant precinct captain for a
- 15:33Democratic Party candidate and then later he would become a
- 15:36precinct captain. I said precinct captain.
- 15:38Oh, assistant precinct captain. And then later, yeah, John was
- 15:42responsible for helping the voter registration and also
- 15:45getting absentee ballots, distributing campaign and party
- 15:48information, etcetera. Basically someone that the
- 15:51community trusted. His dad still wasn't impressed
- 15:54with John's desire to help the community and would refer to him
- 15:58as a quote UN quote Pansy. Like, yeah, that's like a sign
- 16:02of weakness, like, you know, being a part of your community.
- 16:05Yeah. But again, like it was because
- 16:07like, he was probably just so broken from like his his dad not
- 16:10accepting him that he was just like constantly trying to fit in
- 16:13and be a pillar in the community so that other people would be
- 16:15like, John, you're a good boy. Yeah, pretty much.
- 16:20So during John's senior year of high school, he ended up
- 16:24dropping out, decided to move to Las Vegas.
- 16:26He ends up working at a Funeral Home, the owner of this home.
- 16:32So when John moved out there, he didn't have anywhere to stay
- 16:35anything like that. So the guy who owned the Funeral
- 16:39Home was like, you can stay here and like set him up a cot behind
- 16:44the embalming room, which. You want to be fucking sleeping,
- 16:49isn't it? Like not even like like just a
- 16:52room near, but it's the room where they literally have dead
- 16:56bodies laid out on the slabs and are working on them.
- 17:00I always wanted to, to do that. That was like my dream job I
- 17:03really wanted and it's I had applied to do it.
- 17:07So you can study it in Scotland and it has such small like
- 17:15capacity. These courses do because funeral
- 17:18homes are like normally like a family business and it's really
- 17:22hard to get accepted into it unless you are already in a
- 17:25family of like morticians. I hear people are dying to get
- 17:29into it. And.
- 17:33Fuck you. Football.
- 17:39Actually, look, I, I don't think I've ever told you this before,
- 17:42but like a great uncle of mine was a, he ran a Funeral Home and
- 17:48his, his name in the family is big Tom and he, so my
- 17:53grandparents had a pub in my hometown and literally in the
- 17:57back, like of the not back of the pub, but you know, like
- 18:00you'd have like another business like at the end of the yard
- 18:03behind the pub. Yeah, yeah.
- 18:04And that's where his Funeral Home was.
- 18:06And my I have two uncles, 1 is now dead.
- 18:10They're identical twin uncles. And when they were younger,
- 18:13which was like the 60s, sixties and early 70s, they like now
- 18:17they'd be like criminals. But back then, they just like
- 18:20used to do a lot of practical jokes on people.
- 18:22And one of their practical jokes is they would sneak down into
- 18:25big Toms and they would climb into some some costumes and when
- 18:30grieving families were coming in to like, pick out a coffin.
- 18:33Grieving families. These two, these two little
- 18:38bastards. How old were they at the time?
- 18:40They were like fucking 8, like, you know, like 10 years old.
- 18:45And they were like, there's all these, like, stories of my
- 18:47uncles in my hometown of like, you know, Oh yeah, weren't the
- 18:49two lads really funny? And, you know, kind of just go
- 18:51on, no. They weren't they?
- 18:55Weren't funny at all. Like they just, they fucking
- 18:56terrorized my hometown like in the the 60s and 70s and it was
- 19:01like, it was, you know, their grandfather was an alcoholic or
- 19:04their dad was an alcoholic and everyone was just like, oh,
- 19:06maybe they're just crazy because of him.
- 19:08And of course, small town in Ireland in that time, people
- 19:11were just like, we'll just send them off to boarding school.
- 19:14Yeah, the easiest. Like boarding school?
- 19:17Well. In Ireland, boarding school is
- 19:19not well liked by many people, no.
- 19:22No, no, no, they went to, they went to Ring, which is a
- 19:26boarding school down in Waterford in Ireland, which is
- 19:3070 miles away from from our hometown, which is like as as.
- 19:36Far away. As you can get from the
- 19:38Midlands. So yeah, like when, when I was
- 19:41reading this part about John Wayne Gacy, I was just like, Oh
- 19:44no, that's in my family. Oh no.
- 19:49Yeah, yeah, it's, it's funny like that you mentioned the the
- 19:52Pope with the Funeral Home at back.
- 19:54But because like in places in the Midlands, that's not
- 19:57actually like it's not an uncommon thing.
- 19:59There's a place I forget. I forget.
- 20:02Where it was, was it in somewhere in Westmead?
- 20:05I think that you go by and on the side of the road there's
- 20:09nothing for miles and then on the side of the road there's a
- 20:12pub, hardware and Funeral Home. Yes, all in the one.
- 20:16That's exactly how it is in Wexford on.
- 20:19Yeah, like, like on the Main Street.
- 20:20Yeah, there's a. Like just.
- 20:23It's all the adjoining, Yeah, they're all like next door
- 20:26neighbors, like. Family, but like it's the one
- 20:28family who owns this thing. The same people run it like.
- 20:30Yeah, that's the same with I think it's Sinnott's Funeral
- 20:34Home, and then there's Sinnott's Pub and then there's, I think a.
- 20:37Pet shop. It's probably like a hardware
- 20:40shop. As a shop.
- 20:41Yeah, it's a pet shop. So it's like you're like, you're
- 20:45like, you've got your, you can go and drop someone off for the
- 20:48embalming and then you could go next door and buy a budgie, go
- 20:51in and have a pint then while you're waiting on the embalming
- 20:53like with the budgie, with the budgie.
- 20:56So funny to anyone who is is listening to this from outside
- 21:02of Ireland I will point. To our.
- 21:04Listeners are. Like we are not painting this.
- 21:08If you're thinking of Ireland in the the way that like the movies
- 21:12will portray it, that we're all walking around and say on top of
- 21:15the morning to you and there's grass in the middle of every Rd.
- 21:20Ireland isn't typically like that.
- 21:22No. Where we're from.
- 21:23There is. There is this little spot in the
- 21:27middle of Ireland that is like when we were talking about the
- 21:31the Alaskan triangle. There is the Midlands triangle
- 21:36between Bucket Leash, Awfully, Kildare and Westmead kind of
- 21:39this area where you will find Ireland is the Ireland that you
- 21:45know from the movies. And there's always those little
- 21:49towns as well, like in Wexford, it's a little village called
- 21:53Feathered. Feathered.
- 21:54I know it's. Down, down near Hook Head
- 21:56Lighthouse and like block this hall and all that, and everyone
- 22:01looks the exact same because it's just a whole little village
- 22:04of the one family that just keep it in the family.
- 22:08And you can't drive through there without them stopping.
- 22:11And all of them have unibrows and they just look at you while
- 22:15you're driving through. Yeah.
- 22:17And you're just like, fuck sake. And I remember, like going to my
- 22:21brother anytime he comes back from New York, like he has to go
- 22:24to all the fucking like, spots he never had any interest in
- 22:27going when you know what I mean? Like he lived there and we'd
- 22:30always go down and he's like, what?
- 22:32We're driving through feathers and we'll drive past like a
- 22:34church. Yeah, you can get married down
- 22:35here. No, thanks.
- 22:37I'm good. I'm.
- 22:40Good. Speaking of weird families, John
- 22:42Wayne Gacy was sleeping in a. Funeral.
- 22:46Home. So there we go.
- 22:50Anyway. John really liked it because at
- 22:54night he would climb into one or like several of the coffins and
- 23:00cuddle up with the dead bodies. Jesus.
- 23:03Fucking Christ. Which is not uncommon among
- 23:07serial killers. Now there's a lot of serial
- 23:09killers we could kind of lump into the same thing that have a
- 23:14weird, like they're weirdly comfortable with dead people and
- 23:19dead things and just like body parts in general that they'll
- 23:25just, they find like a beauty in it, which is like terrifying to
- 23:31me because like, like I, I don't.
- 23:34Understand it to you, Danny. I I will guarantee you.
- 23:37You and your weird little bodies.
- 23:39Aren't bodies are I just mean the the like the wanting to
- 23:43fucking sleep with them and to do whatever and like cuddle up
- 23:47to them like I again, like I I wanted to be a mortician like
- 23:50that shit wouldn't freak me out at all, but it's just that.
- 23:52Why would you want to fucking sleep with it after?
- 23:54I think it's. Like, I think it's like people
- 23:55who like will kill someone, they don't necessarily see people as
- 24:01like their life being something that's valuable.
- 24:03So like a dead body is just like the life has gone over and it's
- 24:07almost like it's it's something different to them and they have
- 24:10this like weird fascination and attraction to it.
- 24:14But it's that. It's, it's kind of not too
- 24:16dissimilar to that that guy in Germany, I think they called him
- 24:20like the, the doll maker or something.
- 24:22But he used to like dig up corpses, children and like fix
- 24:28them up and display them as dolls.
- 24:30And there were some families. So he obviously got caught, went
- 24:34to, went to trial and everything.
- 24:35And there were like some families that were like, oh,
- 24:38he's act and he used to like fucking like these dolls were
- 24:41his prized possession and he dressed them in like, beautiful
- 24:44clothes and all this stuff. And these families, like all
- 24:47he's given, you know, our daughter a better life than we
- 24:50could ever give her when she was alike.
- 24:51So we're actually grateful to him for it.
- 24:54Yeah. That's we should do it.
- 24:56We'll do an episode on him like he's he's.
- 24:58I can't remember his name off the top of my head, but they
- 25:00call him the Doll Maker. As well as his.
- 25:03Oh yeah. That's a bit more.
- 25:05Mother wants me to use you as an ashtray.
- 25:10That's. Actually really good.
- 25:13It's just that it's just kind of slightly Southern Mickey Mouse.
- 25:17He's simple cold puts cavort with a divorced woman and.
- 25:23I didn't mean nothing by it. I was just talking.
- 25:25It was all Mother. Mother wouldn't let me talk.
- 25:28To her girls. Oh God, Jesus.
- 25:31What are you, boy? But yeah, we'll do an episode.
- 25:36It's going to annoy me. I can't figure out his name, but
- 25:39we'll do an episode on him and just.
- 25:42To get back to Gacy, there's something that we we skipped
- 25:44from his childhood as well, which is something that actually
- 25:46surprised me when I went back in into researching this as well,
- 25:51is that his father used to had caught him a few times where
- 25:56underwear, women's women's underwear.
- 25:58His mother is mostly and it was. I want the non gay explanation.
- 26:05You better be a pervert, boy. That's the thing, eh, that's the
- 26:10thing with this as well is that like, eh, Gacy isn't a typical.
- 26:15Gacy isn't a typical serial killer, like when you like when
- 26:21we get to it, but like he is a typical, like blueprint for a
- 26:29serial killer as he caught as he's coming up, you know, like
- 26:31the abuse. Yeah, the the, the women's
- 26:34underwear, the fascination with death and corpses and stuff like
- 26:38that. So he's kind of hitting all the
- 26:40notes on the way up. But he turns out to be, yeah, a
- 26:42little bit, not even a little bit, but a lot different from a
- 26:45lot of those socially inadequate serial killers that we see down
- 26:49the line. Yeah.
- 26:51And I mean, it's definitely like, I think a fascination with
- 26:54like, death and like all that kind of stuff.
- 26:57Like that's a really common thing.
- 26:59But it is just like, yeah, acting on it is it's not good.
- 27:04So anyway, he would cuddle up with these corpses.
- 27:06It's not. Good.
- 27:07Not. Good.
- 27:09Not good. So after just three months, John
- 27:13moves back home. He just decided that Vegas
- 27:16wasn't from. I have heard that he was sacked
- 27:22from his job because. Probably.
- 27:24Because he was. Kind of found him canoodling.
- 27:27I think there was, there was word of that like that when they
- 27:30they obviously nobody ever wanted to say this is how he
- 27:34kind of got away with a lot of this stuff.
- 27:35He got away with. It's because nobody wanted to
- 27:37say the weird thing that was happening at the time.
- 27:40But also, what are you going to say?
- 27:42Like, if, if you do catch him, right?
- 27:44And he he had like said that his favorite corpses were like young
- 27:48boys, teenage boys and stuff and young men.
- 27:52What are you going as a Funeral Home?
- 27:54And you have to let someone go. You're not going to want to talk
- 27:57about why? Because you're going to have
- 27:59that's. Going to be a.
- 28:00Whole thing. Yeah, yeah.
- 28:01Yeah, yeah. And if you if you have to go
- 28:04like and if that gets out into. Press.
- 28:06That's going to be all. Over the news that there's been
- 28:08like a Funeral Home employee, there was a there.
- 28:12Was a case like this in the UK over the last like 2 or 4 years?
- 28:15There was a guy who he was convicted for abusing like AC
- 28:20bodies or something like that, Like all the families had to be,
- 28:25they had to be informed of what happened.
- 28:27There was a court case and all the evidence was like dragged
- 28:31through court and then he was convicted.
- 28:33So yeah, like that kind. Oh yeah, yeah.
- 28:36Imagine that guy you're as again over like bury and a loved one,
- 28:41and then two years later you're finding out this kind of stuff
- 28:45just to drag that back. Oh.
- 28:46Man, yeah. And it's it's that guy as well.
- 28:49Remember, he was in the IT was Auk case as well, but he was he
- 28:54was an orderly, but he was sneaking into the morgue you.
- 28:56Know in the hospital. Yeah, in the hospital, Yeah.
- 28:58And he was. And then there was like a female
- 29:00nurse who was doing it as well. And not the same.
- 29:03Hospital as a complete different case.
- 29:06He likes corpses. Yeah, there's some accusations
- 29:09that he used to do that, yeah. Well, there was, there was
- 29:11people there that said that they, eh, used to let him in.
- 29:15He said he wanted to go down to be with the bodies.
- 29:17And I, I think he might have been saying that he was praying
- 29:19with them and they, they were like, oh, that's Jimmy Savile
- 29:23was just let him in there. So he was going down there and
- 29:24fiddling. I don't know how anyone looked
- 29:28at that man and thought he was trustworthy.
- 29:30Now then, now then they should have fixed me.
- 29:33Just everything about me. Always love looked disgusting
- 29:37and awful and horrible and like even I've.
- 29:40Seen that he was a bad person, he kept saying this.
- 29:43Over and over again. I think he just liked so it's
- 29:46the fact that he was just under the radar while in plain sight.
- 29:49But umm, have you seen that movie with Matt Smith?
- 29:52It's a last night in Soho. Yes, he pull, he said.
- 29:56He pulled a lot from Jimmy Savile in the way he wanted to
- 29:59act as that, as that guy in the end.
- 30:02And it's just like. I was like, I love, don't tell
- 30:06people that. That's the inspiration for how
- 30:08you're gonna happen. But he wasn't a murderer and a
- 30:10horrible person, so yeah. He was a.
- 30:11He's a. Shithead.
- 30:12Like his character was a shithead, but don't be like Oh
- 30:14yeah, I based this character on like one of history's greatest
- 30:17monsters. No, he said he was he.
- 30:20There was mannerisms that he took from Jimmy Savile because
- 30:24it's kind of like the the smarmy, kind of like.
- 30:27Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because like Savile.
- 30:28Lecherous. Savile thought he was absolutely
- 30:30untouchable and like he could just like and.
- 30:32He was for a long time. Friends with the fucking now
- 30:35King of England. Yeah.
- 30:38Yeah, Steve. Steve Hoogan, who played Savile.
- 30:42Oh my. God, incredible.
- 30:43Did a fantastic job. He said it.
- 30:46It really kind of affected him. And I suppose you kind of have
- 30:49to say that I imagine what he literally, because he said, eh,
- 30:54you know, when you're wearing Jimmy Savile shoes in an
- 30:56interview, he said it and he goes and I was literally wearing
- 30:59Jimmy Savile shoes because he got, he got a pair of Savile
- 31:03shoes. Why would you?
- 31:04Do that. Well, he said he wanted he, he
- 31:07went, eh, fully into it. He said like, if you're going to
- 31:10wear someone's shoes, I'm going to wear someone's shoes.
- 31:12And he was wearing Savile's actual shoes.
- 31:16No. That's fucked.
- 31:18Man yeah, like those seem fucked up.
- 31:21One thing that I have to I really loved about that is that
- 31:23so I love Steve Coogan so much. I think everybody does and
- 31:29immediately forgot that it. Was yeah.
- 31:32He. Played him that well that I was
- 31:34like, it just went out of my head that it was Steve Coogan.
- 31:37Like he just played it so fucking well and I was like,
- 31:40this is insane. But it was just like the scene
- 31:44where at the end where they're like on the beach and he's on
- 31:45the park bench and he's just being real creepy to that girl
- 31:47now. He's long past his heyday at
- 31:49that time and he's just being a creepy, disgusting old man like.
- 31:53Coogan played with like this air of sinister that you won't have
- 31:59like that. It's The funny thing that you'll
- 32:01go, oh, he's playing that very sinister because like, obviously
- 32:04we know now. We know now, yeah, Yeah.
- 32:06But then when you go and look back at footage of Savile, yes,
- 32:11it is all really sinister. It's just.
- 32:14Yeah. Yeah, everyone was blinded by
- 32:17the, you know, this guy who was wearing the flashy claws who was
- 32:20bringing. Those charity, Yeah, all the.
- 32:21Charity, his friends with people in high places, is the is the
- 32:25man. Loves his mother.
- 32:26Yeah, loves his mammy and is. So good to his mother.
- 32:29He's. The guy who brings you the
- 32:31youth, the music. So that was the really
- 32:34important. So he was culturally really
- 32:36important to young people and that's how he kind of, I think,
- 32:40got away with a lot of stuff anyways.
- 32:42Are we doing the Jimmy Sabler? We could.
- 32:46We. We could do that.
- 32:48But anyway, yeah. So after three months, he moves
- 32:50back home. He then attends business college
- 32:53and ends up graduating in 19. 60 which is hilarious because he
- 32:57went to about 5 high schools and never graduated. 1 So this just
- 33:00goes to show that records at the time and that will feed into
- 33:03what happens later on. No credit scores.
- 33:06They don't mean like what records don't mean shit because
- 33:09he went into that college No with no eh, what?
- 33:12They just bullshit, Yeah, no high school, Yeah, or GED,
- 33:15whatever they call it. And and.
- 33:17Eh, and he was a talker, so he's he's not surprised.
- 33:20Clever as well. So like he had no, yeah, eh,
- 33:23because he was being bullied in school and didn't like school.
- 33:26He just didn't perform well. But when he got into that
- 33:29Business School, he had some fucking real acumen for that.
- 33:32And he he ended up like doing really well a Business School
- 33:35coming out of it, coming out the other side like fairly well off.
- 33:41Well, he, he graduated, so like obviously he did kind of work at
- 33:46it. So he gets a job working at a
- 33:48shoe company that then asked him to relocate to Springfield, IL
- 33:53where he's working as a salesman.
- 33:55Once he moved, John decided to get active in the community
- 33:58again as he does, but this time in Springfield.
- 34:02So he joined a local non profit schoolyards up shopping mall
- 34:07down so he. Joined the local I I.
- 34:12I'm sorry. Argentville.
- 34:17Like go and put them on the map so we knew this would happen.
- 34:22He where we where have I gone? I've lost my fucking he.
- 34:25Joined a local non. Profit training organization
- 34:29that focused on business development, management skills,
- 34:32and community service called the JC organization and John must
- 34:37have really loved working with them because he busted his ass
- 34:40and spent a lot of time with them.
- 34:42He ends up becoming the Vice President of the organization in
- 34:451965 and was named the third most outstanding JC in the state
- 34:50of Illinois. Now when he when he becomes the
- 34:53vice president of this organization, he is 23 years
- 34:55old. So like when, when, when he like
- 34:58applies himself to do something because like, like, I think very
- 35:03clearly he sees these ways of like ingratiating himself to
- 35:06more people and to becoming important and putting himself
- 35:09into positions where he'll be like, he may not know it
- 35:12consciously, but he wants to be in a position where he's
- 35:14interacting with more and more people because he has he has
- 35:18ideas. Yeah, I, I think he's a, he's a
- 35:21highly sociable person for openly mobile means.
- 35:26Did you guys look into this JC thing at all?
- 35:28And and and. I saw that.
- 35:29It's like it's called like the junior chamber and it's this
- 35:33like management and you know, leadership skills, like training
- 35:37an organization, like it's kind of a like a not a pyramid
- 35:41scheme, but it's just like this weird, like networking.
- 35:44Yes, an organization from what I can.
- 35:46See, it's like you're Danny. What's your favorite
- 35:50organization there with the fucking the?
- 35:53Freemasons. It's like one of them, only for
- 35:55like, you know, less, you know, ancient and shrouded in mystery.
- 35:59But what? Yeah, what Gacy ends up doing in
- 36:01this in this place is when he becomes the reason why he makes
- 36:05vice president is because when he comes along to join this
- 36:09organization, he ends up recruiting more people than
- 36:13they've seen in fucking years. Like the recruitment in this
- 36:16place go up massively. But the reason for that is.
- 36:19Even there's. A It's because he's trolling.
- 36:21He's trolling parties and he's eh what he's doing is bringing
- 36:27out stag films. So young men are coming along to
- 36:31these parties and he is basically drink drugs and eh
- 36:38putting stag films on and the guys are having like the
- 36:41bartress for the parties. So this JC yeah.
- 36:44Now it's not about what we think.
- 36:46It's about eh, where there were like anyone outwardly will be
- 36:51looking at all. It's these guys that are
- 36:53involved in business and they're looking to make contacts and
- 36:55stuff like that. Really.
- 36:56It's a social club for John Wayne Gacy to in, eh, ingratiate
- 37:01himself with the men of the town who all get to come to his great
- 37:05parties. Yeah.
- 37:09So during this time he meets a Co worker named Marilyn Myers
- 37:12and they start dating. After a little bit of time they
- 37:15get engaged. Six months after they were
- 37:17engaged they get married. But during that time Johnny Boy
- 37:20wasn't really faithful to Marilyn.
- 37:22One night he gets really drunk and drunk drunk and then gets a
- 37:26blowjob from one of the fellow JC members, a female.
- 37:31I don't know her name, but Marilyn ends up working through
- 37:35it with him and John and Marilyn proceed to get married.
- 37:38Which that's fucking stupid. 1960s like everyone was just in
- 37:41denial, as you know yeah like oh you've cheated it doesn't matter
- 37:44We we can't tell people that we're not getting married now
- 37:47that that's. A bigger shame they weren't
- 37:49married yet. So yeah, John's new
- 37:52father-in-law happened to purchase three different KFC
- 37:55restaurants in Waterloo, IA. He goes John and asks if he'd be
- 38:01the manager, and John's like hell yeah.
- 38:03So Marilyn and John pick up and they move to Waterloo.
- 38:06John would later describe his time in Waterloo as being
- 38:09perfect because it because it was a great job and a perfect
- 38:13marriage According to him. It was a perfect marriage.
- 38:17Marilyn gave birth. Not according to.
- 38:21Her not, according to. Her.
- 38:23Marilyn gave birth to their son in February of 1966 and then
- 38:28their daughter in March of the following year.
- 38:30John was working his ass off at these KFC restaurants and he was
- 38:34also active at the local JC chapter.
- 38:36Again, it wasn't long before he became vice president of the
- 38:40Waterloo. He's.
- 38:41Just he's just getting in there and he's networking and he's
- 38:44just like, you know, like it's this like desire to be important
- 38:49in his community. Oh yeah, just needs to be like,
- 38:52that's, that's all he's ever wanted is to be like he wants to
- 38:56go home. And impress fucking papagasy
- 38:59like. Yeah.
- 39:00Yeah, I think the only time in his life that he said that his
- 39:03father actually where like gave him some compliments and stuff
- 39:07like that is when he got married and the birth of his his son
- 39:12like father came and said, listen, I'm sorry for the child.
- 39:17I was wrong. I was wrong.
- 39:18And. Yeah, we we have this here.
- 39:22Sorry, getting headed to no, no. You're fine.
- 39:25I'll I'll get, I'll get to you. But I'm like, so the people at
- 39:28the JC meetings love John because he would bring KFC to
- 39:31all of the meetings and he insisted that everyone called
- 39:34him the Colonel, which is so fucking crazy.
- 39:36It's not crazy class. It's so.
- 39:39KFC, I'd make people call me the Colonel.
- 39:41No, but Can you imagine a Colonel, a 24 year old who's
- 39:44working at AKFC and it's just like you can call me the
- 39:47Colonel. I say, I say, I brought you some
- 39:49chicken. Like Jesus?
- 39:51Christ, that's like, that's a, that's a milady like.
- 39:55It's. Like Pandora all over.
- 39:57Like you can. Call me the Colonel.
- 39:59Regional branch manager of AKFC is the Milady Fedora half of
- 40:031966. So to top it off, when his
- 40:12parents came to visit him in 1966, here we go.
- 40:15His father was actually proud of him and he pulls John aside and
- 40:18apologized to him for all of the physical and emotional abuse.
- 40:22Sorry about that. This stuff is according to Gacy,
- 40:28though, so like, again, yeah, like to go retrospect.
- 40:32Like, you know, when we get to the end of the story and we look
- 40:34back, we'll wonder how much of what he said was actually true.
- 40:38Did his father actually say these things about myself?
- 40:41Because while he talks about his father being a drunk and being a
- 40:44horrible person, he still has a lot of respect for his father.
- 40:47And he talks about his father as, oh, he was a good man when
- 40:50he was sober. Problem was, he was never sober.
- 40:54He sounds very like Abe Simpson. Like, do you think I could be
- 41:00president one day? We've got systems in place to
- 41:02stop people like you forever becoming president.
- 41:06I am a Rep president. Kennedy.
- 41:10Kennedy reference. Bingo.
- 41:13So yeah, where are we going? Yeah, he said.
- 41:16Sorry. So John Senior even went so far
- 41:19as tell John I was wrong about you and shook his hand.
- 41:22Yeah, that's this does sound like he just said that he
- 41:25finally got his father's approval, something that he
- 41:27would never, he thought he could never get and had a very, very
- 41:30big effect. See, like I do, I think just is
- 41:32on to something here that like, this is definitely something
- 41:34that like Gacy himself has said. And it's like, you know, I
- 41:37became like the regional manager for KFC.
- 41:41People used to call me the Colonel.
- 41:42I had so much respect. And then my dad came up and
- 41:46shook my hand because, and in that moment, I had two kids, I
- 41:49had a KFCI was a man. And I had a massive cock.
- 41:53And then everyone started clapping.
- 41:54And then everyone clapped. So not everything during these
- 42:00perfect years was indeed perfect.
- 42:03John and the other members of the Waterloo JC were heavily
- 42:06involved with drugs, porn, picking up sex workers and wife
- 42:09swapping. Hell yeah.
- 42:11John had opened a quote UN quote club in the basement of his
- 42:16house, here we go, where all the employees or a lot of the
- 42:19employees from his KFC restaurants would come over,
- 42:21kick it, drink, play pool, and they would do this until like
- 42:26the early hours. And like, with this stuff, like
- 42:29him having like, this club in the basement and the way, like,
- 42:32he would like, he, you know, he bought a pool table and brought
- 42:35down there and he always had booze down there.
- 42:37And like, you just know that as he's buying these things, he's
- 42:40like fucking plotting and scheming.
- 42:42And he's just like, I'm going to build my club where I'm going to
- 42:45get lots of boys into my basement.
- 42:47Yeah. And I'm going to apply them all
- 42:49with alcohol. And I'm the cool older guy
- 42:51because like. That's exactly like our boss
- 42:54buys his beer like. He's not a.
- 42:56Creepy old man either like he's like 20. 4 Mid 20.
- 42:59That's the thing. Yeah.
- 43:00So 202425 and like that's. Well, like the case.
- 43:03You're not going to see him as the.
- 43:04Casey employees would have all been like fucking teenagers.
- 43:06Yeah, Yeah, yeah. No, yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm not
- 43:08like, yeah, excusing that, like, I don't know.
- 43:10But he's, he's. Not like, you know, 50 or 60
- 43:12year old. Old.
- 43:13Yeah, I'm saying this is not. Like, you know, that kind of
- 43:14classic. Yeah, I think it's just, it's
- 43:16just, it's really surprising to me that he's like, because he's
- 43:19so like openly mobile and so kind of proactive that like at
- 43:2424 years of age, he bypassed the whole like midlife crisis to get
- 43:27to his being an old nuns. And he became an old nuns at
- 43:32like 24 years. 24, Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he he did definitely like
- 43:38I think as well, a lot of it is he did have to grow up like
- 43:40really fucking fast. So he probably did like
- 43:43accomplish a lot by 24. Then people would have kind of
- 43:49in those. Well, no.
- 43:50I say that like. Were you managing a regional KFC
- 43:53when you were 24? No, I mean, I say that, but like
- 43:55my, my parents are fucking like married with two kids by 24, you
- 43:59know what I mean? Like just at at that, as was the
- 44:02style at the time, you know, No, everything is perfect, Bob.
- 44:04A lot of the employees love John because he's this cool manager
- 44:08who lets him come over and just party all night and hang out and
- 44:11drink. But really it was just a way for
- 44:13John to indulge himself because both boys and girls would come
- 44:16over and hang at this little club, but John would spend most
- 44:19of his time hanging with teenage boys.
- 44:22Then after gaining their trust and giving them alcohol and
- 44:24being the cool manager, John would make sexual advances.
- 44:28If the boy was like, hold on, I'm not into that.
- 44:30John would just laugh it off and be like, I'm just, I'm just
- 44:33testing your morals. The gay test.
- 44:35I failed that test a few times. If you kiss me, you're gay.
- 44:40You're gay. I'm not gay.
- 44:42Like. I don't suck my Dick.
- 44:43You're like, gay. If I close my eyes and imagine
- 44:46you're a girl, I'm not gay, but you're gay.
- 44:49I think to what is what you said just he does kind of use that,
- 44:53you know, you got to have sex with men before you have sex
- 44:55with women. Yeah.
- 44:56And then the kids just like, oh, OK.
- 44:59Like, but yeah. There's some dumb young lads
- 45:02like. 15 and the 60s like I get like, I mean, I like the
- 45:06argument is like, oh, like, you know, how was he to know he's
- 45:0915? He's not fucking stupid.
- 45:12Like do you know what I mean? Yeah, no, but anyway, I think
- 45:15this is this is something that I had a little a thought of in my
- 45:17head today is when, eh, I was listening to something and the
- 45:21guys were kind of struggling. They were like these young men.
- 45:23No, no, no, these boys and that. But like The funny thing is
- 45:27they're not boys, but they're not young men.
- 45:30Like when you've got like, yeah, egg adolescence, adolescent,
- 45:34like males between the age of like 15 and 19, these, they're
- 45:40not like little boys, but they're dumb as fuck.
- 45:45Oh yeah, very impressionable as well.
- 45:47Yeah, and you I think, like you stay dumb up until about like
- 45:50fucking 25 anyway, so. I I still haven't grown over it
- 45:54yet so. I think he was.
- 45:57I think he was a lot smarter. Uh, for his age.
- 46:02He's a total fucking psychopath. Like you can see like every,
- 46:04everything he's doing like has an alternate like motive for it,
- 46:08like you know everything Like he's not, he's not just doing it
- 46:11to be seen as a good guy, like he's doing it to be seen as a
- 46:15good guy so that it will cover for like his, his urges that
- 46:19he's, he's trying to hide. Yeah, definitely.
- 46:22So starting in August 1967, John starts getting into a bit more
- 46:28trouble. So John invited the 15 year old
- 46:31son of one of his fellow JC members over.
- 46:35He gives him some alcohol, let's him watch porn.
- 46:37And then casually John's like like we just said there, you
- 46:40know, you got to have sex with a man before you can start having
- 46:42sex with women. Did you know that this kids like
- 46:45sure so. Donald That's what the Romans
- 46:48used to do, and the Greeks. She'd like, I don't think there
- 46:51was ever anything like that with the Romans and the Greeks.
- 46:54I think they're all everyone. Fuck everyone.
- 46:56I'm not even. Joking, like, I think that is
- 46:58what the Romans and the Greeks used to do.
- 46:59Like when they were younger, they would all just, like, fuck
- 47:01each other to practice for fun, for like, hierarchies and
- 47:06social, social, simpler times. There was, there was.
- 47:08Yeah. There was boys assigned to
- 47:10certain men and they were they were groomed.
- 47:13Eh Enrollment society. Is it the way like the Queens
- 47:16had like handmaidens? You would no.
- 47:18Worse, it was, it was both just like it was both boys.
- 47:21It was basically like you, you you had until you were a certain
- 47:25age, you were kind of considered a female, a book boy.
- 47:29And you were, yeah, you were to be used by like men.
- 47:33And then when you came of age, you stopped being a book boy and
- 47:36you start like you stopped being and.
- 47:38You started having book boys? Exactly it.
- 47:41Was just one thing that it was being a book boy, you know, boys
- 47:45were to have sex with and women were to like procreate with.
- 47:48Yeah, no, not every guy was like this, but it was like really
- 47:52common. No love that for them.
- 47:56What the fuck? I I don't care about boys or
- 48:00men. So sorry and so.
- 48:01Yeah, I forgot this is a missionary podcast.
- 48:06So I actually did I, I said that word to a guy that I was talking
- 48:11to. Well, he had to Google what it
- 48:12was. So that, that'll tell you more
- 48:14about my taste in, in, in guys. Yeah, pretty.
- 48:20Much He had to ask you how to spell Google.
- 48:23Yeah, he was still using like fucking.
- 48:27AOL. I just have to ask Jeeves what
- 48:30that means real quick. Oh.
- 48:32My. God ask.
- 48:33Jeeves, why? I never understood why they
- 48:36built those search engines. Because you have to have to use
- 48:39Google to find those search engines, which is the funniest
- 48:42part of it. Jeeves was its own entity
- 48:44though. It was like I remember seeing
- 48:46like ads for it on telly and. It was like the early days,
- 48:50yeah. And on my browser you had like
- 48:52so everyone was trying it out like.
- 48:54Yeah, but anyway, so this kid's name was Donald, and sadly, he
- 48:59wasn't John's only victim at this time.
- 49:01John had assaulted several other teenage boys.
- 49:04He tricked a couple of them into believing he needed them to
- 49:06participate in what he called homosexual experiments for
- 49:11scientific research. And in exchange, he would give
- 49:16them a payment of $50. Now I did Google that and that's
- 49:19like $400.00 today. In the Sixties, $50 like you
- 49:24know. This like weird, like 20, you
- 49:27know, 4 year olds just like going to guys like hey guys,
- 49:31$50. Experiments.
- 49:32You guys, you guys want to earn 50 bucks?
- 49:35I mean, I'm I'm a. Real scientist and he's like
- 49:37standing there, like wearing like a lab lab jacket just in
- 49:40the street outside the KFC. Lab naked underneath, just in.
- 49:45It the Colonel had a lab. I'm I'm Doctor Colonel.
- 49:48I'm Professor Colonel Wayne Gacy, Dr. Colonel.
- 49:58And these and these kids who are high as shit are just like,
- 50:02yeah, man, whatever. You put it whatever put it,
- 50:04wherever it's like. So while Donald was not the only
- 50:08one, he was the only one who spoke up.
- 50:11After this happens, Donald goes to his dad, who immediately told
- 50:15the cops what had happened and then John was arrested and
- 50:18charged with oral sodomy. The The funny thing about that
- 50:21is the sodomy laws are basically anything that is deemed as a,
- 50:26you know, sexually wrong. So like, you know, if you went
- 50:29off and had sex with a woman, everything would have been fine.
- 50:31So to think of sodomy, when we think of sodomy now, it's like
- 50:34just both fucking like, but at the time it was like anything
- 50:37that was kind of deemed as inappropriate sexual acts.
- 50:40But the kid went in, got absolutely fucking hairy aped by
- 50:47John Wayne Gacy and eh, he went to the cops and Gacy like gave
- 50:55his little fugazi fucking talk to to the cops that kind of give
- 50:58them a little bit of fucking, you know, dosted over what he
- 51:02did with a little bit of fairy dose where he said we are
- 51:05consenting, eh? We're all consenting, eh?
- 51:09Yeah. He was like, he came on to me.
- 51:10His, his whole thing was like, yeah, we're we're born into
- 51:13rough stuff. And but obviously like he now
- 51:17he's he's trying to, he was trying to extort me for money.
- 51:20This is why he said the cops. So he completely like put the
- 51:23victim card on to himself and then painted this Donald kid as
- 51:28like this little Fokker who was now trying to like extort money
- 51:32out of a man who was just kind of exploring his homosexual
- 51:37urges like and and it's. And in like the 1960s, like if
- 51:41you were like involved in any kind of, you know, gay sex act
- 51:46that involved the cops that involved, like getting the cops
- 51:48involved afterwards, it was very common that the cops would just
- 51:52be like, oh, I don't want to fucking hear about this, like
- 51:54whatever. Exactly.
- 51:55So I think like he was, he was probably trying to like gross
- 51:58them out. Like he's probably trying to put
- 51:59them off being like, Hey, look, you know, we're.
- 52:01We're. And we're into the rough stuff.
- 52:05Yeah. It's like, you know, we're into
- 52:06like the rough stuff. Do you want to know about the
- 52:07rough stuff? And they would have been like,
- 52:08no, absolutely not. It's not going to happen.
- 52:11Pretty similar to the the Dahmer incident where he had like that
- 52:16thirteen. I think that the boy was like
- 52:181314. The little kid, yeah.
- 52:20He escapes and he's in such a bad way, like he's bleeding from
- 52:24his asshole and he's like, he's clearly like just fucking out of
- 52:28it and he's like, please help me.
- 52:30These two women are like he needs help.
- 52:31He's my boyfriend. We had a fight and the cops
- 52:34literally only because around this time as well, you have the
- 52:37whole like AIDS epidemic. And they were just like, we're
- 52:39we're not fucking going near this.
- 52:41Like you take him, it's fine. He's off our hands.
- 52:44We don't want to deal with it. And that was like the sad case
- 52:47of like a lot of things for a for a long, long time.
- 52:51As soon as they know, it's like it's a gay thing.
- 52:53They're kind of like none of our business.
- 52:54Like one of one of the best things from this is the next bit
- 52:58of how he tries to prove his innocence.
- 53:00Yeah, oh fucking ridiculous. So he was claiming publicly that
- 53:06Donald's father was doing this for political reasons and to
- 53:10prove his innocence. John was like, I demand I'd be
- 53:13given a polygraph test, right? And I'll prove to you guys that
- 53:17I'm not lying, right. Which polygraph tests are like,
- 53:21they're proven now to be like a bunch of shit like they're
- 53:23they're not accurate at. All I can solve them because
- 53:25like Oh yeah because. Like, I'll pass this test, you
- 53:28just watch. Yeah.
- 53:29And they're like OK polygraph test and he's like.
- 53:32Fuck. So they they hook him up to the
- 53:37polygraph. They ask him like, hey, you
- 53:38know, did you have sex with this boy?
- 53:41John says no I didn't, and the lie detector test determined
- 53:43that it was absolutely a lie like.
- 53:45He bit off that immediately. Exploded when he because because
- 53:49he probably just started, Yeah, he was probably just like
- 53:52sitting there, like sweating bullets and like shaking, but
- 53:55just going. I'm smarter than these guys.
- 53:58I'm going to pass this. Yeah, I think it is.
- 54:00Like, that is a huge thing as well.
- 54:02When you, you're blatantly lying, like a lot of people will
- 54:04be like, right, we'll fucking call them and see.
- 54:06Yeah, Fucking like, call them and see, I mean, you do get
- 54:09really like, you know, fucking prove me wrong.
- 54:11And then when they do, you're like, oh, no.
- 54:13Because they think like, being so bold and brazen and like
- 54:17throwing your weight around is gonna just make people be like,
- 54:20oh, shit, OK, yeah, You know what I mean?
- 54:21You've got authority. You're right, but like,
- 54:23whatever. So John was indicted on May
- 54:2810th, 1968. This all happens in such a short
- 54:32space of time. Like all of this, like he just
- 54:34really goes mental. 26 at this point. 26 Yeah, obviously he
- 54:39wasn't fucking happy when he was indicted and he decides he needs
- 54:42to stop Donald from testifying. On August 30th, John decides to
- 54:47hire one of his KFC employees to approach Donald and rough him up
- 54:51and to convince him not to testify.
- 54:54Donald was approached by this guy, but luckily he was able to
- 54:56escape. At first the employee denied
- 54:58everything, but it really didn't take him long before that.
- 55:01The guy just kind of fucking threw John on the bus and
- 55:03spilled everything. He was just like, yeah, he paid
- 55:05me to to threaten this kid. But also like just the way that
- 55:08like he's like, oh, I want to find some people to abuse.
- 55:11I'll use my employees at KFC and it's like, oh fuck, one guy.
- 55:14He's getting me in trouble with the law.
- 55:15I know I get one of my employees at KFC to pick the shit out of
- 55:18him. Like he just he, he creates a
- 55:21small world and he thinks that he can keep everything within
- 55:23that small world. Very gangland for like a fucking
- 55:26like you work in a chicken shop Sir like come on.
- 55:30Jesus Christ. So because of this, John was
- 55:34once again arrested. He was given an additional
- 55:37charge for trying to intimidate a witness.
- 55:39Not long after that, John was ordered to submit a
- 55:42psychological evaluation, and doctors diagnosed John with
- 55:45antisocial personality disorder, but they also determined that he
- 55:50was fit to stand trial. They did warn the judge that
- 55:54John most likely wouldn't benefit from therapy or
- 55:56treatment and he probably would commit assault again.
- 56:01Could you imagine what those like, interviews were like with
- 56:03him? Like, you know, like, you know,
- 56:05this guy who, like, thinks he's a big shot and just, like, sees
- 56:08people as pawns. Trying to manipulate the doctors
- 56:11like. Yeah.
- 56:11Yeah, And like, even at the end of it, they were just like,
- 56:14look, this guy's going to do it again.
- 56:16There's just no hope. It's not like it's kind.
- 56:18Of so with the. Ian Watkins case, if you've
- 56:22heard of him, they did like a whole thing on him.
- 56:26So a psychological evaluation because obviously, like his
- 56:29youngest victim was a literal infant baby.
- 56:33Your man from steps. I feel so bad for that man.
- 56:38I really do feel awful for him. It's fucking tragedy.
- 56:42It. Was Jesus.
- 56:43Christ feeling's gone. You can't come on though, you
- 56:45know so. Jesus fucking Christ.
- 56:52I can't look at him. Because now I'm gone.
- 56:57So basically they determined that it wasn't just like kids,
- 57:02it was any kind of sexual activity at all.
- 57:06So it was like kids, all people, animals, insects, like like just
- 57:11anything. He was just that depraved.
- 57:13So I really would love to have been a well, I wouldn't love to
- 57:16have been a family on the wall because he should probably would
- 57:18have tried to rape me if he's into insects.
- 57:19But like, I really would have loved to have listened to that
- 57:22interview just to see how you get that diagnosis.
- 57:26As in just a set like sexual deviant that is not safe around
- 57:31any other fucking human being. And it's it's good that he's
- 57:34dead now. I'll say it, yeah.
- 57:36Absolutely. Great that he's dead.
- 57:39Great that he's dead. There's another guy that we
- 57:41should do an episode on as well called Robert Mosley.
- 57:43We have to hear about Robert Mosley.
- 57:45One more photo I. Love him.
- 57:47I'm a Robert Mosley fan girl and I will to, I will.
- 57:51We'll do it a whole episode on, but basically he only killed
- 57:54paedophiles. Oh, OK, yeah, then I like this
- 57:57guy. And then yeah, and then warned
- 57:59the prison when he went to when he was, he was moved from a
- 58:01mental facility to EH Broadmoor, I believe.
- 58:04I'm not saying I'm not a big fan of Molesey by the way, I'm not
- 58:07giving out that we wanted it. It's just that every time she
- 58:10gets she gets drunk, mentions them.
- 58:12I. Love him, I'm not.
- 58:13Drunk, though, I'm not. Now you're not.
- 58:15Have you a fucking time? You are every time she mentions
- 58:18him. I I just like him a lot.
- 58:19I. Say yeah, you, you talked about
- 58:21him the last episode. Oh, did I?
- 58:23Oh, and then the next episode. No, I I know that I have, but he
- 58:28basically he he was he was admitted onto this wing and and
- 58:32people like there's still a whole thing where like you guys
- 58:34did this on purpose because he straight away he was like, if
- 58:37you put me near any kind of sex offender, I will fucking kill
- 58:41them. And I'm telling he was never
- 58:42violent to anyone else other than well, specifically like
- 58:46child rapists, just sex offenders as well in general.
- 58:49And he was like, I will fucking kill them.
- 58:51And he had his own. He was on like a jet.
- 58:53He was in Gen. pop for a while and then they like moved him for
- 58:57no fucking reason to a wing with a bunch of like rapists and
- 59:00child molesters. He killed like fucking four of
- 59:02them with a Chevy, made himself out of Spoon Nice, walked into
- 59:07the warden's office. It's like you're for sure that
- 59:09roll call tomorrow and put it down.
- 59:11And he's been living in a glass box on.
- 59:13He was the inspiration for Hannibal, but he's been living
- 59:17in a glass box under Broadmoor for the last like 30 years.
- 59:20Do you, do you think that it's like that scene in Watchmen when
- 59:23Rorschach goes to prison and he's like, you don't understand?
- 59:26You're I'm not trapped in here with you.
- 59:28You're locked in here with me. Yeah, I think so.
- 59:33So fucking it's so. And all his family still appeal
- 59:36for him. Like there's so many people that
- 59:38like writing letters to be like, well, let him out because he
- 59:40only kills horrible people. He's like, very much like a
- 59:43Deadpool, kind of. Feeling a paedophile?
- 59:45I succulent Chinese paedophile. I see, I see.
- 59:49You know how to make your ships and.
- 59:53And you he got like. Receive my shift.
- 59:58Let go of my penis. Yeah.
- 1:00:04Yeah, I've just watched his videos yesterday because I just
- 1:00:08wanted to. I just wanted to laugh.
- 1:00:09His interviews, like we did some interviews in the last couple of
- 1:00:12years, like before he died and he is phenomenal because
- 1:00:16everyone was just like, dude, the Internet fucking loves you.
- 1:00:18And he's just like, I can see why he's like.
- 1:00:22Yes. But yeah, like, this guy was
- 1:00:25just fucking great anyway, so let's move on.
- 1:00:28We are so bad we have deviated so far all this.
- 1:00:32I know I just I can't not talk about Modesley every episode.
- 1:00:35So during this trial, which is on November 7th, 1968, John
- 1:00:40pleaded guilty to the charge of sodomy against Ronald but
- 1:00:44claimed that. Ronald Donald.
- 1:00:47Look, he worked for KFC, not. For McDonald's, I know, I know.
- 1:00:51That's where I'm going with this.
- 1:00:55He claimed that Donald had propositioned him, not the other
- 1:00:58way around. No one believed.
- 1:00:59Classic. Pedo moved.
- 1:01:01Classic. And he ended up being convicted
- 1:01:05on December 3rd and he was sentenced to 10 years in 10.
- 1:01:10Years is now. I know, like, in 1968 they were
- 1:01:13probably like, let's just give him 10 years because he's gay,
- 1:01:16full stop. And then it's like, Oh, yeah, he
- 1:01:17also, like, attacked some kids. But like, 10 years is a hell of
- 1:01:21a sentence that you wouldn't see people getting 10 years now.
- 1:01:23And people, you know, like, much more understand the crime
- 1:01:27because, like, back then, well, this has been a crime for a long
- 1:01:30time. But like, you know, people in
- 1:01:32society weren't as common as they are now.
- 1:01:36Like back then, like, you know, Gacy was kind of, you know,
- 1:01:39especially in America, it was just like one of the first like,
- 1:01:44you know, like just major fucking freaks.
- 1:01:47I think just comes out of like lead poisoning.
- 1:01:49I think there is there is actually a correlation between
- 1:01:54like lead poisoning and when there was this big boom of
- 1:01:58serial killers and murderers and spree killers in America in like
- 1:02:03the like 50s, sixties, 70s and 80s.
- 1:02:05OK, interesting. Actually.
- 1:02:06Yeah, there is like a correlation with cities and
- 1:02:09areas that had a higher percentage of lead in the water
- 1:02:13from the pipes. Yeah.
- 1:02:15Yeah, it's really mental, but like, at the same time, we're
- 1:02:17just like, but I mean, you know, it could be anything.
- 1:02:20Yeah, yeah. Well, it's funny when you say
- 1:02:22about the same, it's like he got 10 years for this act of sodomy,
- 1:02:25which like a single act of sodomy, which is like later on
- 1:02:29when you hear of order like serial killers that were getting
- 1:02:33away with stuff before, like they we find out that they're
- 1:02:36serial killers and like they don't worst crimes than like the
- 1:02:39crime of obviously just being gay outside.
- 1:02:41Of that, yeah. And and they were getting later
- 1:02:44sentences than that, but the George was like, obviously like
- 1:02:49they're in A at a time and in a place where like he was making
- 1:02:54an example of Gacy, which is like, yeah, 10 years.
- 1:02:59If you think about what if this if they actually pull if if they
- 1:03:03actually went down the route of like had him as a rapist and he
- 1:03:07served a sentence where it would have been longer and he wouldn't
- 1:03:10have been allowed parole. John Wayne Gacy as we know
- 1:03:13probably wouldn't have existed. But as we and we're about to
- 1:03:17find out now. Yeah.
- 1:03:21Yeah, unfortunately, that is not the case.
- 1:03:23And so the same day Marilyn petitioned for a divorce and
- 1:03:27sole custody of their two children, the judge granted her
- 1:03:31the divorce and John never saw her or his two kids again.
- 1:03:35Now he died without hearing from her, seeing this woman or the
- 1:03:38kids. Which?
- 1:03:40Is is good for them, like honestly.
- 1:03:43And I really hope that they lived out the rest of their
- 1:03:46lives kind of completely fucking forgetting about this man.
- 1:03:49And I think most of us would consider going to prison,
- 1:03:53getting divorced and losing custody of your kids.
- 1:03:56Probably rock bottom right? Unless you hate your bitch kids
- 1:04:00and your your whore wife, then maybe not.
- 1:04:02But John really didn't. He was making the most of his
- 1:04:07life in prison. And as much as we hate him,
- 1:04:10everybody said that this man had Dr. Ambition charm.
- 1:04:14And because of this little trifecta of personality or
- 1:04:17whatever, it really didn't take John long before he was given
- 1:04:20the position of head. Just like shoehorning himself
- 1:04:24into like, you know, a community and, you know, making himself
- 1:04:29important and being like, you know, wanting to become the
- 1:04:31cook. And it's like, I provide food
- 1:04:34for everybody. I am, I am dad, you know, I am
- 1:04:37the head of the household. Yeah, and I mean, I've watched
- 1:04:40Oz it it takes a lot to get that role of head cook.
- 1:04:44There's a lot of things about Oz that is very unbelievable now,
- 1:04:47Danny, like, let's. Yeah.
- 1:04:49I know. But I I live by and that's just
- 1:04:52how I see prison now. It's just awesome.
- 1:04:54Orange is the New Black. Captain Janeway was the cook and
- 1:04:57it wasn't. She showed us this like Russian
- 1:04:59prisoner. Oh.
- 1:05:00Yeah, big reason. It is like a it is a prestigious
- 1:05:04position to have as a, as an inmate, yeah.
- 1:05:07And BC became a cook at one stage, didn't he in ours?
- 1:05:11Oh little hat, I love other baby.
- 1:05:13What was it? Is it O'Reilly that was putting
- 1:05:15the glass into? I can't remember who it was, but
- 1:05:19he was like grinding up glass and putting it into one of the
- 1:05:21other. Inmates This is why it's a low
- 1:05:23bar to be a good chef in in a prison is.
- 1:05:26Yeah, you're. You're you're not actively
- 1:05:29trying to kill the other inmates that you don't like.
- 1:05:32But also, was he a good chef? Because like when you work for a
- 1:05:35franchise like KFC, you just thought everything is like.
- 1:05:38He would have. Known the secret ingredient to
- 1:05:40the batter and he would have brought that into prison.
- 1:05:42Oh my. God, yeah.
- 1:05:43Do you? Think he had like a prison KFC?
- 1:05:46There's people passing that down as a family recipe now.
- 1:05:49To this day, people have really good batter.
- 1:05:52And it was just like, Oh my God, it tastes exactly like KFC.
- 1:05:54It's just because they they so. Tortured.
- 1:05:55Everybody. Sometime and the guy who's the
- 1:05:59head chef? Like he fucking knew his way
- 1:06:01around some goddamn fried chicken.
- 1:06:02I had to suck off this fat clown.
- 1:06:05Ancient Chinese secret. So anyway, we didn't take long
- 1:06:12for his made the head quote. He found a way to increase the
- 1:06:15daily pay for the inmates who worked in the mess hall.
- 1:06:19He represented the people. He also joined the prison.
- 1:06:23Like a chase. Being a being imprisoned.
- 1:06:26Yeah. Like.
- 1:06:29Yeah, legit. And he increased their
- 1:06:32membership by adding or bringing in 600 people in just over it
- 1:06:37was either during. The JC chapter or, you know,
- 1:06:40become a white supremacist in that prison, Yeah.
- 1:06:43Yeah, that's there in one or two, one or two.
- 1:06:45And so this guy, yeah, just he, he fucking, he makes moves like,
- 1:06:50we'll give him that. And then on top of all that, he
- 1:06:53found ways to improve the conditions of the prison.
- 1:06:56One thing he did was he got them to install a mini golf course in
- 1:07:00the rec yard because he was fucking so good with his words
- 1:07:03that he was like us horrible people deserve many more.
- 1:07:06Evidence. More evidence that people who
- 1:07:08like golf cannot be trusted. They can't.
- 1:07:11They absolutely can't. It's not a sport.
- 1:07:14I'll just say I'm going to like, it's like there's a bunch of
- 1:07:17fucking Canadians and Americans that listen to.
- 1:07:19It's not a sport. Anyway.
- 1:07:23It really is. You could be walking.
- 1:07:25Yeah, it's a pill up. That usually involves business
- 1:07:29networking and sexism. And then you hit A and then you
- 1:07:33hit a ball. So mad about.
- 1:07:35It be honest with you. They get so.
- 1:07:37Skilled, mad and annoyed it I tried it a couple of times just
- 1:07:42to be out like. I tried when I was younger too
- 1:07:43and I sucked. How do you get a ball that says
- 1:07:46it's a whole laugh far away? I just don't.
- 1:07:48I'm great at like. Fucking mini golf.
- 1:07:50No one can beat me in mini golf. Like I went to Golf Fang for my
- 1:07:55birthday. I don't know if you do.
- 1:07:56Is there a Golf Fang in London? Golf thing.
- 1:07:57No, There, there, there. It's one of the it's there's a
- 1:08:00few over country. Towards like East London are not
- 1:08:05towards W London there is a dinosaur pitch and push or no,
- 1:08:09it's not even pitch and push. It's just dinosaur mini golf and
- 1:08:12you can bet your ass I've been there.
- 1:08:16I love it, but it's so golfing is basically like a nightclub,
- 1:08:20but it's like 18 holes of golf and you make your way through
- 1:08:23this nightclub and there's like different places of stuff, but
- 1:08:25every, every point for different drinks and stuff.
- 1:08:27It's really cool. And all these like theme.
- 1:08:30It's the best. It's so good.
- 1:08:31They're dinosaurs because it's there's a dinosaur hole.
- 1:08:35Yeah. Is there?
- 1:08:36It's all themed and like the the so the different holes have like
- 1:08:40different themes and they're all done by like local artists that
- 1:08:44design these like this is the most.
- 1:08:47It's really, really cool. I've.
- 1:08:48Never heard of my fucking. Yeah, yeah.
- 1:08:51It's so hipster, but it's, it's a lot of fun.
- 1:08:53It is really good. So you like you and they have
- 1:08:55like the, they have like those, you know, those like mozzarella
- 1:08:57sticks that are like the size of like a baby's arm, the big
- 1:09:00fucking chunky ones. And then they have all these
- 1:09:02like themed cocktails and like stuff.
- 1:09:05And then you just go around and then there's like, like vending
- 1:09:08machines with beers and like dildos.
- 1:09:11Which is cool. Tell me this how long did John
- 1:09:14Wayne Gacy stay in prison? Just you.
- 1:09:19You're, you're me this week. Like you're you're keeping just
- 1:09:22on. Just so much of this, of this
- 1:09:25John Wayne Gacy. There's so much on this terrible
- 1:09:27man. There is a lot, but anyway, so
- 1:09:31he brought in 600 people every year to the JC community, had
- 1:09:35the mini golf thing. It basically just seemed that
- 1:09:38whatever he put his mind to, he could make happen whatever kind
- 1:09:43of community that he he was in. So after serving just 18 months
- 1:09:49of his 10 year sentence, he was granted parole.
- 1:09:54He was only given one year probation and he swore up and
- 1:09:59down that he was a new man. But it's that thing like in
- 1:10:02prison where like clearly everything he was doing was to
- 1:10:04make himself seem like he was a pillar of the community.
- 1:10:06And it's like, look what a good boy I am.
- 1:10:07I, I got them paid more. I made them good food.
- 1:10:10I got the mini golf, you know, I unionized, I got everyone, you
- 1:10:13know, better money. I had the JC chapter, you know,
- 1:10:16like I kept, you know, I'm. Sure, don't worry about that.
- 1:10:19Don't meant don't talk about the crimes.
- 1:10:20We don't talk about those crimes, you know, I'm like.
- 1:10:24I can just seem. Like sitting there just fucking
- 1:10:26conniving, going, OK, how do I convince these people that I'm
- 1:10:29good? Oh, I know.
- 1:10:30I'll, I'll get the inmates paid better for the slave labor that
- 1:10:34America, you know, puts all their their inmates.
- 1:10:36Yeah, Yeah, that'll do. Yeah, that that's all he had to
- 1:10:40do. But but he basically like he
- 1:10:42swore up and down that he was a changed man, He wasn't the same
- 1:10:45John, blah, blah, blah. Fine.
- 1:10:48So he gets out, he moves back to Chicago and he got a job as a
- 1:10:53cook in a restaurant. But as we all know, tigers don't
- 1:10:56change their stripes. So it was less than a year and
- 1:10:59John was like, I'm bored. I'm going to rape some kids
- 1:11:02again. So once again, John was charged
- 1:11:05with sexually assaulting a teenage boy on at least two or
- 1:11:08more occasions. In both cases, the charges were
- 1:11:14ended up being dropped and John was free to go.
- 1:11:17This is kind of where it gets a little bit confusing.
- 1:11:22The Iowa Parole Board didn't learn about any of this until
- 1:11:26eight months later, after John's parole had already ended.
- 1:11:31So a month. They were like, oh, well, we
- 1:11:34should really put him back in prison because he violated his
- 1:11:37parole. But now it's too late because we
- 1:11:39didn't get him at the time that his that his parole was in fact.
- 1:11:43Yeah, we're too late, basically. And because it was like across
- 1:11:46state lines, like the the level like, you know, back in the 60s,
- 1:11:49like the level of communication between them would have been
- 1:11:51like practically nonexistent. Like it would it would he would
- 1:11:54have had to like set something like, you know, set the fucking
- 1:11:56prison on fire for them to call the other prison be like, Hey,
- 1:11:59did you have this guy who fucking was really good cook?
- 1:12:02But even with the even with the cops, yeah.
- 1:12:04Pretty much you. Could go a town over and commit
- 1:12:06a bunch more crimes and. Oh, you would be anonymous
- 1:12:09record, Yeah. I know it's, it's nowhere near
- 1:12:11to the same extent, but there is still like a massive problem
- 1:12:15with communication between states as well that there's kind
- 1:12:18of like almost like a begrudging of another state getting
- 1:12:21involved in a state's kind of like issues because there's and
- 1:12:25it's like. Where it's just like, ah,
- 1:12:27Illinois wants our records for Iowa.
- 1:12:30We do things by the book. Yeah, like legit.
- 1:12:33And it is, it is like, and then like nobody kind of shuts up and
- 1:12:36cooperates until the FBI just gets involved.
- 1:12:38And then they as. We all know the FBI are super
- 1:12:40competent. Oh yeah, totally, totally
- 1:12:43fucking competent. So yeah, basically he.
- 1:12:48The Iowa parole board didn't learn about the any of this
- 1:12:50until eight months later, after John's parole had already ended.
- 1:12:55So a month later, John's previous criminal convictions
- 1:12:58were sealed, allowing him a fresh start once again.
- 1:13:01So that's completely gone. That is why there's no, yeah,
- 1:13:06just he has no, no previous records.
- 1:13:08As far as anyone else is concerned, he can go and he can
- 1:13:10just like rape someone all over again.
- 1:13:12And it's it's. Fine.
- 1:13:13You all over again. Sorry.
- 1:13:19So. Jesus, fresh start once again.
- 1:13:22OK, so he asked his mom for some help buying a house in Cook
- 1:13:26County in Chicago and they moved in together.
- 1:13:29So him and his mom, he starts a part time construction business
- 1:13:33and he's working on construction con contracts in the evening
- 1:13:36while working as the cook during the day.
- 1:13:38Eventually his construction business expands into interior
- 1:13:41design and remodeling and this allows him to quit being a cook
- 1:13:45and run his business full time. John becomes once again super
- 1:13:51active in his local I. Think at this point this is just
- 1:13:53a euphemism for John, and John once again becomes super active
- 1:13:56in assaults. Yeah, basically pretty much.
- 1:14:01He assists his new neighbors by loaning them tools for any of
- 1:14:06their home DIY projects. He also even offers to play with
- 1:14:09the snow for his neighbors for free, which is a dumb thing in
- 1:14:13America anyway. While his neighbors said.
- 1:14:16If you just people, just you. Know little old ladies on the
- 1:14:19same St. as them that were like you'd get up in the morning and
- 1:14:23yeah. They loved it, but they.
- 1:14:24Would just be shovelled and John wouldn't have said anything
- 1:14:28anyone. He didn't even come in like
- 1:14:29didn't knock on the door. He just done it out of goodness
- 1:14:31of his heart now as well, like. You imagine just how smug he
- 1:14:35felt doing that. I think like in my opinion now,
- 1:14:40I do think a lot of that is the fact that he was so close with
- 1:14:44his mother, who did kind of seem to be like his only, I don't
- 1:14:48want to say fan, but like support, I guess like fucking,
- 1:14:53you know what I mean? Like she she was always there
- 1:14:55for him and he did love her and she was always good to him.
- 1:14:57And I think he kind of like had a thing for he.
- 1:15:00Had a praise kink? Yeah, yeah.
- 1:15:02Yes, that's that's. That I mean, we've established
- 1:15:05already, but when it, when it comes to like older women and
- 1:15:07stuff, he always just really did want to help and he kind of just
- 1:15:09saw that as, I don't know, like he, he just, he seemed to always
- 1:15:13want to help like older women with things and, and like be
- 1:15:17that kind of client. I think it's just gathering
- 1:15:19favor as well though, you know what I mean?
- 1:15:21If you go out and you do it after, yeah, yeah, all women are
- 1:15:23now like word of mouth gets around because they're going to
- 1:15:25be the ones that are out talk and shit like on their little
- 1:15:28walks. They'll just be like, oh, he's,
- 1:15:30he's such a lovely little boy. Yeah, so nice.
- 1:15:33But to to not say anything about it and he would do it like
- 1:15:36literally no one would know it was.
- 1:15:38Like they. Knew it was.
- 1:15:39They knew it was him. They knew it was him, but.
- 1:15:42No, I know they do, but like it wasn't.
- 1:15:43Until. Like that's no fully erect.
- 1:15:46But like, but that's that's what the thing was like he.
- 1:15:50Tell me I'm good, mommy. He was.
- 1:15:51So clever about it that like, and again, I'm not gonna like he
- 1:15:56was a smart guy. I'm like, in the end, I'm not
- 1:15:59saying like he got away with all his crimes because he's really
- 1:16:01clever because to be honest with you, I just think he got away
- 1:16:03with all this crime, crime because the cops are inept.
- 1:16:05But eh, yes, boy, he himself was just so good at like reading
- 1:16:13what he had to do, because we can see it like when he got into
- 1:16:16prison, he actually went through the ranks.
- 1:16:18He could have been he could have been his own prison guard if he
- 1:16:20wanted. I if he was given enough time
- 1:16:22there. So like when he get gets back
- 1:16:24out in his eyes, it's what do I have to do to seem?
- 1:16:28It's not what do I have to do to be this guy?
- 1:16:30What do we have to seem like? So that all so that these people
- 1:16:33because like he came out and he, he basically said he, he got
- 1:16:37political aspirations because this JC club kind of had him
- 1:16:41feeling like, oh, maybe I could be like, you know, a mayor or a
- 1:16:44Comptroller. Or somewhere.
- 1:16:45Yeah, yeah. So he junior.
- 1:16:47Comptroller, Yeah. So.
- 1:16:51Junior vice president. He was, he was like, well,
- 1:16:55again, I'm not saying what was in his head, but like, here's
- 1:16:57here's what I gather from all of this.
- 1:16:59Even like listening to him talking about it like later on,
- 1:17:03like he was doing stuff and in his head he's saying it's
- 1:17:09because I'm, it's because I'm proactive and I'm a workaholic
- 1:17:12and the more I do. But really what he's doing there
- 1:17:15is he's gaining favor with everybody because everything is
- 1:17:19a political move. Like when he was, when he was in
- 1:17:22charge in KFC, he was showing up giving free KFC, much to his
- 1:17:28fucking father in law's chagrin. He was giving out free KFC.
- 1:17:32Like we're talking about. He was trying party parties with
- 1:17:36free booze. He was giving out all this
- 1:17:38favorites are all this stuff so he can gain favor with people.
- 1:17:42And it's the same thing now. It's just a more wholesome
- 1:17:45version of handing out beer. Like the little old ladies, they
- 1:17:48didn't want beer. What they wanted was security or
- 1:17:53to feel safe to feel like someone is out there looking out
- 1:17:56for them. And that's what he was.
- 1:17:57He was this little guardian Angel on his, on his Rd. that
- 1:18:01now these people are going to start talking about.
- 1:18:04Oh, when someone comes around and says eh, number like #1
- 1:18:08while eh, do you think John Wayne Gacy would be good for the
- 1:18:12community if he was to like be a mayor or whatever, they'd say,
- 1:18:16yeah, he's the best. He does this, he does that.
- 1:18:18You get glowing reviews. Also if the cops came around and
- 1:18:20said here do you think this guy eh would hangover guy and eh
- 1:18:25fucking molest them and they'd say.
- 1:18:28He was the best. Guy.
- 1:18:29Around. But basically everyone, everyone
- 1:18:37loved him, like, really. And then it got to a point where
- 1:18:40he would hold these like, fucking massive, like backyard
- 1:18:44barbecues this summer. And sometimes the guest list
- 1:18:47would be up to 400 people, like fucking like just block parties
- 1:18:53really, rather than like backyard barbecues at this
- 1:18:57point. Then John was also introduced to
- 1:18:59another club that had really piqued his interest.
- 1:19:02It's called the Jolly Joker Clown Club, or just basically
- 1:19:07you can call it all of my exits. And they would volunteer.
- 1:19:14Now, to be fair, to be fair, none of your exes would be
- 1:19:17capable of alliteration, so I don't think like the Jolly Joker
- 1:19:20clown club is the kind of thing that they could string a few
- 1:19:22brain cells together to create. Yeah.
- 1:19:24I mean, yeah, they would volunteer at parades,
- 1:19:29fundraising events, children's hospitals, and they would dress
- 1:19:33up as clowns and just go make people happy by being a clown.
- 1:19:38And so John gets super into this, and he creates two
- 1:19:42different clown characters for these events that he attends,
- 1:19:46mentioned earlier. So one of the clown characters
- 1:19:49was named Pogo the Clown and the other was Hatches.
- 1:19:54And then like years later during conversation with detectives and
- 1:19:57when he was under surveillance, he talked about like the
- 1:20:00volunteer work that he was doing when he was these clowns.
- 1:20:04He casually says clowns can get away with murder, that that's.
- 1:20:08Like him, you know, he's, he's so he's so cocky, like he's,
- 1:20:12he's so cocky. And because like, you know, at
- 1:20:14that point when the cops are like interviewing him, like he
- 1:20:16is committed like a lot more crime.
- 1:20:18And he's he's got away with it for so long.
- 1:20:20And so he thinks that like, he can just sit there and be like,
- 1:20:23you know, clowns can get away with murder.
- 1:20:25And he thinks that the and he thinks that the cops are just
- 1:20:27like sitting there going, Oh, I guess that's a good point.
- 1:20:31The because the cops, because, because the cops probably were
- 1:20:34sitting there going. He just talked about gay stuff.
- 1:20:36I don't want to listen to anything else.
- 1:20:38Yeah, shut up. Gross.
- 1:20:40Talk about your clowns. More so, yeah.
- 1:20:44So John's life is, it's really looking up at this point.
- 1:20:48He's got this fresh start. He's got this house with his
- 1:20:50mom. He's partying, he's back in the
- 1:20:52organization, he's volunteering, and he also got a fresh start on
- 1:20:56his love life. He ended up reconnecting with an
- 1:20:59ex-girlfriend from his high school.
- 1:21:01I don't know which high school there were, there were many high
- 1:21:03schools. So one of the high schools and
- 1:21:07her name was Carol. And at this point she already
- 1:21:10had two daughters. So she and her two daughters
- 1:21:12move in with John and his mother and they get engaged pretty
- 1:21:15quickly and they get married on July 1st, like 2.
- 1:21:20Well, how old is he then? So at this point, he is. 3030,
- 1:21:22yeah. So.
- 1:21:24Yeah, like how? Do I?
- 1:21:26Know his moves fast. He she knew about his past as
- 1:21:29well. But I like, and he had kind of
- 1:21:32promised her that it was like, that's just a flash in the pan
- 1:21:36kind of thing. Like it's not going to happen.
- 1:21:37Maybe that was me when I was younger.
- 1:21:39I'm a new man that. Was me two.
- 1:21:41Years ago and and we'll we'll go in we'll we'll go into that more
- 1:21:46on the next episode because there is a lot of speculation
- 1:21:50that she was in on it the entire time I.
- 1:21:52Don't blame the woman. Yeah, bury you.
- 1:21:55You know. What?
- 1:22:00I would be the one. Doing it but.
- 1:22:06I think we're with with this lady not to kind of read again,
- 1:22:10read into people's minds or whatever, but I like she's a
- 1:22:14divorce, a divorcee, divorcee, whichever one it is in the
- 1:22:20divorcee. Divorcee.
- 1:22:21Divorcee in the, you know, 70s, eh?
- 1:22:26Damaged. Goods.
- 1:22:28You know, so she she hasn't got like many options, I'd say.
- 1:22:33And then she comes across this guy who is is, by all intents
- 1:22:39and purposes, showing interest in her.
- 1:22:41He's a successful man now. He's had one or two little
- 1:22:44fumblings with a little bit of sodomy, eh?
- 1:22:48You're cutting me deep with my taste now as I get older.
- 1:22:51You're just describing. Me, he's, he's, he's such a,
- 1:22:54he's such a good pillar of the community.
- 1:22:55He volunteers. He, he, he, he dresses up as a
- 1:22:58child and he goes to sick kids and hospitals.
- 1:23:00He's like, come on. Mine is just he can read, he
- 1:23:04knows how to wipe his own ass. About what they're asked, like
- 1:23:06reading. Is not their strong suit.
- 1:23:10No, I mean like to be fair, I've.
- 1:23:12Fucked guys who've gone to. Harvard, but on scholarships, so
- 1:23:15I don't think it counts. Yeah, I've, I've been to
- 1:23:20Harvard. I.
- 1:23:21Like them Apple? I've been to Harvard and.
- 1:23:24Like you know when you. Walk around there.
- 1:23:25You're not exactly. Filled with inspiration about
- 1:23:27the. Future of the World because most
- 1:23:28of them do come across as incredibly stupid if.
- 1:23:34You. I think that's a huge thing
- 1:23:36because like. Oh, that is an.
- 1:23:38Excellent point. College.
- 1:23:41Sports in the in the US is like fucking insanely.
- 1:23:44You can you can have. You can have no exams behind
- 1:23:46you, but if you're really good at fucking football.
- 1:23:48Oh yeah. Like, yeah, come on.
- 1:23:50Like there is a like it is a known thing that there is like a
- 1:23:53disproportionate amount. Of NFL players who are
- 1:23:55borderline illiterate. Oh yeah, like absolutely fucking
- 1:24:00and just. Ridiculous like.
- 1:24:02Like the lowest of the low Iqs and they've gone to like fucking
- 1:24:05but God damn it they can catch a fucking pigskin.
- 1:24:08Damn it, they can. It's.
- 1:24:13Oh well. This thing.
- 1:24:15Now it's not. Stop talking about fucking
- 1:24:16Harvard. I'm.
- 1:24:19I'm I'm very well. Read.
- 1:24:21I'll have you there. I was answering questions I
- 1:24:26couldn't. Give up.
- 1:24:27An opportunity. Like it was right there in.
- 1:24:28Front of me you're. Sitting on it, you were like
- 1:24:31that kid in class and he's trying not to fart.
- 1:24:33He's like. So where am I?
- 1:24:36So yeah, Carol moves in with. Her daughters, well, blah.
- 1:24:39So. They get married on the 1st of
- 1:24:41July 1972 wouldn't last long about three years after they got
- 1:24:45married, John just out of. The blue.
- 1:24:48Tell us, Carol, one day. I just want to let you know that
- 1:24:51I'm bisexual. I don't know how she took that,
- 1:24:54but she did. She stayed with him.
- 1:24:56And then on Mother's Day of that same year, John gave her a
- 1:25:01pretty shitty gift to be to say the least.
- 1:25:04After having sex with her, he turns to her and says, oh, by
- 1:25:08the way, this is the last time we're ever having sex ever.
- 1:25:11And he didn't, he didn't elaborate, he didn't explain.
- 1:25:14And she was just like really confused and she was kind of
- 1:25:17like, I mean, I have follow up questions.
- 1:25:19What? But there was no explanation, so
- 1:25:22she was really confused. She thought like maybe it's just
- 1:25:26a phase. But after that, Carol notices
- 1:25:30that their relationship really goes downhill.
- 1:25:33John was working really late nights.
- 1:25:34He wouldn't come home until crazy hours in the morning.
- 1:25:37And then one day while he was gone, Carol started snooping
- 1:25:40around in John's little man cave area that he has and she comes
- 1:25:44across a bunch of gay porn and she also finds a few different
- 1:25:49men's wallets in the house. Apparently he was.
- 1:25:51Eventually Carl asked for a divorce.
- 1:25:54Not really. Nonchalant about the gay porn.
- 1:25:56Stuff like they was just leaving it laying around all over.
- 1:25:57He didn't have a hidden anywhere.
- 1:26:00Well, he yeah, he told her he was bi, so I think he.
- 1:26:03Probably felt less pressure to. Like hide it, I guess it's the
- 1:26:07men's wallet. Things like, you know, like is
- 1:26:08it was he was he robbing dudes? You know, like.
- 1:26:11Could these be linked to like disappearances?
- 1:26:14Like, are these like some of his earliest, you know, victims or
- 1:26:18like, are they weird trophies from guys that he had sex with?
- 1:26:21And I think that's where it kind of comes to.
- 1:26:26People thinking she was involved and she knew about it because
- 1:26:29like, if I'm, if my, if I'm finding random men's wallets all
- 1:26:34the time in my house, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna, I'm gonna do
- 1:26:38something, I'm gonna go to the police.
- 1:26:39I'd be like, because like, you're like, hey, I'm back down
- 1:26:42here. I'm handing in my fifth loss
- 1:26:43wallet this week, by the way, what's going on with these?
- 1:26:47Just to play the the candle here and like I.
- 1:26:52I'd be wondering like if she did know, was she just?
- 1:26:56Keeping like she. I don't let's say she wasn't an
- 1:27:00accomplice, but she might be complicit.
- 1:27:02Like she's not, she's not exactly like going out and
- 1:27:06finding them some dudes, but like she's probably.
- 1:27:09Like. OK, he is getting up to all
- 1:27:12sorts. Now, whether she knows about him
- 1:27:16like molesting and killing people, that's another thing.
- 1:27:19But like, is she just hold on to the stay at school and being
- 1:27:22like, if I don't say anything, he'll let me live in this house
- 1:27:26and we can, you know, I'll pretend to be The Good Wife so
- 1:27:29that he has this outward like their persona to people he wants
- 1:27:36to like express exactly so like when he goes for office.
- 1:27:39And stuff like. That like that he has.
- 1:27:41A family life? Yeah, exactly.
- 1:27:44Yeah. Yeah, she did eventually ask for
- 1:27:47a divorce. But.
- 1:27:48A part of me kind of thinks like, would she have stuck
- 1:27:51around a lot longer and kind of just like we're in a bird if she
- 1:27:54didn't have two daughters? You know what I mean?
- 1:27:56Like it, it might have been a case of where she's just kind of
- 1:27:59all right, this is getting like really real now.
- 1:28:01I don't want this for them. So I'll go.
- 1:28:03Wasn't her mother around at some stage?
- 1:28:05And she has, I think. Like she was like, you need to
- 1:28:09get out of this fucking relationship because this guy,
- 1:28:11there's something weird about this guy.
- 1:28:12Like the closer you get home, like which is understandable.
- 1:28:16Like I don't really. It's weird that not.
- 1:28:19It's not reported that a lot of people have that feeling about
- 1:28:22him, which I'm very. Surprised about he?
- 1:28:24Didn't let people in to see him even it was the.
- 1:28:28Facade but when you have someone like they saw the killer of the
- 1:28:31community. Exactly.
- 1:28:32Yeah, you're, you're seeing what the, Yeah.
- 1:28:34What he wants the picture that he.
- 1:28:36Painted for the community what he wants you to see or like when
- 1:28:39you have someone who is living in that space and like it's so
- 1:28:43close to you. And the mother-in-law, from what
- 1:28:46I can remember, from what I've been listening to that she was
- 1:28:52like, I don't like this guy. There's something fucked up.
- 1:28:54Why is this house so smelly number one and fucking.
- 1:28:59I don't like the way he is what you like.
- 1:29:03Yeah. So she she did ask for a
- 1:29:04divorce. But then she also stayed for
- 1:29:06like another 4. Months before moving out and
- 1:29:08which that obviously again, that couldn't just be like and she
- 1:29:11was difficult. She was really about the divorce
- 1:29:14because when? They came to the understanding
- 1:29:18on the divorce, she wrote down that he was being unfaithful
- 1:29:24with other women. And never mentioned.
- 1:29:26That there was boys involved. And so, yeah, she knew there
- 1:29:28was. She knew that it was a
- 1:29:30homosexual thing when he was into teenage boys.
- 1:29:33And I think as well like back then at that time.
- 1:29:38It would have pretty gone. Against him, she she might ruin
- 1:29:40his reputation. Really nice, yeah.
- 1:29:44Yeah, like nicer, he wrote down. Like he wrote down on his his
- 1:29:48grounds for divorce. That she didn't cook him
- 1:29:50dinners? Well, it's fair.
- 1:29:55Enough he. Was the cop.
- 1:29:58Yeah, that's true. That is true.
- 1:30:01So John's construction. Business employed a lot of high
- 1:30:05school students, and the reason was because, for one, John, you
- 1:30:09know, liked it, obviously, But for the construction crew, they
- 1:30:13wanted someone who was fit and could handle the harder labour.
- 1:30:17During this time, John was using his work Rolodex as means to
- 1:30:21hook up with men. He would test the waters to see
- 1:30:24if certain employees were down for sex or at least sexual
- 1:30:27favors in exchange for extra money.
- 1:30:31Sometimes he would offer young men to borrow his car.
- 1:30:33Sometimes he'd be like, hey, if you have sex with me, I'll give
- 1:30:36you a promotion. And if they were not willing
- 1:30:40participants right off the bat, John was known for telling him
- 1:30:43that he had a gun and he would threaten to kill them if they
- 1:30:47didn't like. That is just such an escalation.
- 1:30:49Like when you look at like you know his his previous.
- 1:30:51Tactics like, yeah, look what he was doing before was monstrous
- 1:30:54as well, but like to go from that to being like, I have a
- 1:30:57fucking gun is it's such a like a step towards violence and I, I
- 1:31:04think a lot of it as well as like he cannot and.
- 1:31:07Like this is. Going back to like the days with
- 1:31:09his dad and stuff. This man does not handle
- 1:31:12rejection well at all in any capacity, and I think that's why
- 1:31:18he was power. Yeah, yeah.
- 1:31:20Yes. Yeah.
- 1:31:23So there were a couple of more. Employees that gave John a more
- 1:31:26challenging time. But the biggest one was in 1976
- 1:31:31when John had an incident with an 18 year old named David.
- 1:31:34This guy is a badass. I've watched an interview with
- 1:31:36this guy and he's he's really cool.
- 1:31:40So John met David while David was hitchhiking.
- 1:31:43He picks David up and they were driving to wherever it was they
- 1:31:46were going. The two of them get to talking.
- 1:31:49John learns that David has nowhere to go and no job.
- 1:31:52So he offers David a job at his construction company and to move
- 1:31:55in with him as well. Obviously it's the the wife and
- 1:31:58kids are gone now and I, I don't know if the mom was gone at this
- 1:32:01point, but he's got a lot of room in his house basically and
- 1:32:05David takes him up on it. Unfortunately, John can't really
- 1:32:09seem to keep it in his. Pants for too.
- 1:32:11Long because that very night he learns that it's actually
- 1:32:14David's birthday and he's turning 19 years old.
- 1:32:17So he's a baby. He's just a kid.
- 1:32:21So they're drinking, they're celebrating, and then John
- 1:32:23decides to dress up as his Pogo the Clown character.
- 1:32:29I know he's like, oh, I just want to make it more like a
- 1:32:31birthday celebration. I.
- 1:32:33Was molested by an older person as well.
- 1:32:38I was loved that for you. I was brought brought back.
- 1:32:40To a house and. I won't say I was.
- 1:32:44I was, she was, she was a woman in.
- 1:32:48Her 40s she was. There she was a.
- 1:32:50Woman in her 40s and it. Was a very.
- 1:32:53Pleasant. Experience and yes, probably the
- 1:32:58best case scenario, but I. Remember thinking at the time.
- 1:33:02This woman's a paedophile and I I just like.
- 1:33:05How did you say you were? I was just just turned.
- 1:33:08It was my 19th birthday and eh, yeah, so I was out having their
- 1:33:12that's yeah, she wasn't technically a paedophile, but,
- 1:33:15umm, she pushed the questions could be raised.
- 1:33:19I was. I was locked, yeah.
- 1:33:21I was. Very.
- 1:33:22Drunk. And she lives down the road, eh?
- 1:33:27From the party I was at in my friend's house, we had used to
- 1:33:30have like we set up scaffolding as a stage and like there was
- 1:33:33live bands she one of those like weird older ladies that showed
- 1:33:36up back she. Was related to someone and eh,
- 1:33:42so. Eh.
- 1:33:43Yeah, she just, she took me home and eh, her daughter was in the
- 1:33:49room next to us, eh? Oh God, how old was her daughter
- 1:33:55with a? Child her daughter was.
- 1:33:56And. Oh my God, it's not your fault.
- 1:34:03It's not your. Fault for.
- 1:34:04Your victim. Here.
- 1:34:05You guys are saying it to me like I'm.
- 1:34:07Not super proud of what I did when I was 19.
- 1:34:09And he has. So we did the deed and then we
- 1:34:13finished off and she she claimed off me.
- 1:34:19And said you. Need to leave and and then I
- 1:34:25said OK I love her and I stood up and I gathered my claws I
- 1:34:29walked out in. Terrain.
- 1:34:31And I, I remember thinking, God damn it, that's the coolest
- 1:34:36thing that's ever happened to me so far.
- 1:34:40And I it's only when I. Look back and I say like if
- 1:34:44because I do a lot of this like. If rules were reversed, you
- 1:34:47notice in sell stuff the people that were money for I'm very I'm
- 1:34:50very Oh yeah, yeah, no emotional rules.
- 1:34:53I like to. I like to imagine it.
- 1:34:55As. Me now as a man in.
- 1:34:57In my 40s Jesus and that if if I showed up.
- 1:35:04To a. Party where there's a.
- 1:35:05Bunch of fucking like teens and early 20s hanging.
- 1:35:07Around and. Like, Jesus Christ, hey.
- 1:35:10Oh yeah, you're so weird. Bring the girl over all the.
- 1:35:14And. They go.
- 1:35:16Right. You need to leave.
- 1:35:17Now get the fuck out. Just go on into the room.
- 1:35:19Are you fairly? Sure.
- 1:35:20Oh my God. Yeah, sure.
- 1:35:22Nowadays. That like if you tried that if.
- 1:35:23You went into like a house. Full of like teenage girls and
- 1:35:25you're. Like, hey, girls, who's coming
- 1:35:27home with me? They'd beat you to death, rocks.
- 1:35:28I'd be fucking all right, all right, all right.
- 1:35:34But I don't. Like, I don't let people stay
- 1:35:35over like. It's it's been nigh on a.
- 1:35:38Year since I've had anyone that I've hooked up with, but I I
- 1:35:42hate it. I can't stand it.
- 1:35:44And I remember like the last guy that I hooked up with, it would
- 1:35:47have been like a 75 LB taxi back to his.
- 1:35:50I was like that's not my problem.
- 1:35:52You should have checked the chain, the train schedules
- 1:35:54before you came over and I'm just like get out.
- 1:35:56I don't care. Like, I'm very much the opposite
- 1:35:58of that woman. Whereas like, I had a guy follow
- 1:36:00me the other day and messaged me and I was like, all right, and
- 1:36:02he's cute. And then I found out he was 24.
- 1:36:04And I blocked him immediately because I was just like, no,
- 1:36:06yeah, stop doing that. That's a headache on its own.
- 1:36:09Your social media activity would like men just finding you and
- 1:36:13adding. You and just immediately
- 1:36:14shooting their shots like they're I don't know how these
- 1:36:17guys keep finding that's every woman, though.
- 1:36:19That's every woman. That's fair.
- 1:36:20Like yeah, the the the context. Just me, I'll tell you.
- 1:36:25It's happened to me, I know. We're we're veering.
- 1:36:27Off now and I. I don't.
- 1:36:28Mind veering? Off when I when I've got things
- 1:36:30to say. But I I was treated as a.
- 1:36:38Woman. Eh, I got.
- 1:36:41One of these. Eh, a gay dude got very, it was
- 1:36:45a couple of years back and maybe a year and a half and he got
- 1:36:50very persistent about eh turning me and he eh was like they, I
- 1:36:58suppose. Had you expressed any interest
- 1:37:02in my wrestling? Gear for some reason and I by
- 1:37:05the way, there's. No more unattractive site than
- 1:37:07me and my wrestling gear by the way, so I have no idea why
- 1:37:10wasted trunks so so. They.
- 1:37:16Did they contacted? Me and.
- 1:37:18Said like eh, just there was a just a couple of like eh
- 1:37:22comments underneath pictures 1st and I'd be giving them the
- 1:37:26thumbs up. Thanks.
- 1:37:27Like a like like commented on my ass being a kid.
- 1:37:30Good. Justy, eh?
- 1:37:32Something. Like that?
- 1:37:34Oh, she. Come down.
- 1:37:36Looking good. And fire emoji sleigh.
- 1:37:43Yeah, just just. Stuff like that, really.
- 1:37:45There and then and. When I obviously when I
- 1:37:48interacted with the thumbs up, eh, I got the, the inbox hit and
- 1:37:54I was like, oh, this is wow, what women are like and they are
- 1:37:58what women feel like. And I was pretty much then I
- 1:38:01then I thought, no, this isn't what women feel like because I
- 1:38:03was so happy. Like you couldn't have been
- 1:38:06happier. Like I was like, Oh my God,
- 1:38:09you're just like, Oh my God. He thinks I'm pretty.
- 1:38:12Oh my God. I.
- 1:38:14Actually. Have a few guy.
- 1:38:15Friends who got really. Flattered when guys.
- 1:38:17Found them so I. Understand that.
- 1:38:18I think that's the thing with you guys.
- 1:38:20Yeah, the guy. The guy got very persistent in
- 1:38:23the end and I. Again, wore off ducks back I had
- 1:38:27it was there was I was never blocking this guy because like I
- 1:38:30could do with that. Like if he came back and sent me
- 1:38:32more messages tomorrow, I'd be like, oh, this is so nice.
- 1:38:35But like sent me, sent me a lot of.
- 1:38:38Like explicit. Videos of himself as.
- 1:38:40Well, like. So.
- 1:38:42Like one of those they were a drag queen.
- 1:38:46So. Yeah, SO sent me pictures of
- 1:38:48drag and say this is how would you have fucked him in drag.
- 1:38:54I know that's a thing for a lot of like quote UN.
- 1:38:56Quote straight men. They'll fuck if the if.
- 1:38:58The if the drag it's a very it's called the key unpolitically
- 1:39:02correct thing to say these. Days, but I've always had an
- 1:39:07issue with drag Queens, so until, well, why I've told you
- 1:39:12about my weird phobias of like. Makeup and stuff.
- 1:39:16Yeah, so your makeup. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:39:18Drag Queens are the embodiment of like.
- 1:39:23Yeah, it is case, but also. Fuck cakey me.
- 1:39:27Yeah, on someone who could hold me down and fuck me, probably.
- 1:39:33My God, look at the upper. Body strength on that woman.
- 1:39:35Umm, but until. Until a woman is in bench press
- 1:39:39more than I can bench press Until.
- 1:39:43Recently like. Actually.
- 1:39:45To actually hang. Out with like a.
- 1:39:47You know. A.
- 1:39:49People who are. Into drag and stuff like that
- 1:39:51and like I've gone to drag shows and stuff so like with my ex,
- 1:39:54like her whole family were like fucking LJBG fucking well, I'm
- 1:40:00not I'm not hold on L GB GTI wasn't I wasn't doing one of
- 1:40:05those kill Tony L GB G GB R2D2. I'm not doing the.
- 1:40:11Rainbow my legitimate. I started over my words.
- 1:40:15Illiterate and my ex. My, my ex's family, a lot of
- 1:40:19them would identify as gay. So like I ended up like in a lot
- 1:40:23of situations, like I've been to pride a bunch of times.
- 1:40:27And so like I've gotten over the fact that like try Queens like
- 1:40:32to like again, not to go on to the killer clown thing, but
- 1:40:34like, that's what it was like to me.
- 1:40:36It was just creepy dude in make up who is like, yeah, I can see
- 1:40:41that. So yeah, so when?
- 1:40:44This guy sent me that. I was like.
- 1:40:46Ah, like fucking a few years ago I would have been fucking
- 1:40:48creeped out by this, like, but right now I'm like, yeah, if I,
- 1:40:52if I was going to fuck a dude, go into my head, go into my head
- 1:40:57if I was. Going to fuck.
- 1:40:58A dude, it would. Be 1 and that looks like a
- 1:41:01woman. You're just sitting there
- 1:41:02looking. At your phone gun?
- 1:41:04Yeah. Amazing.
- 1:41:04Why? Why am I?
- 1:41:06Stroking. I am, but yeah.
- 1:41:09Like it ends up like the explicit.
- 1:41:11Videos. That they sent was like of them
- 1:41:12getting. Absolutely.
- 1:41:13Railed and eh, I was like, I was like some aggressive and I
- 1:41:19again, I just I was so. Nice, about what I was like.
- 1:41:22Listen, uh, soup. I was like, that's very nice.
- 1:41:25Super flattered. Absolutely, absolutely super.
- 1:41:29Flattered by this. Really.
- 1:41:30And to be. Honest with you and.
- 1:41:32I. Said it.
- 1:41:33I said if there ever was a day that I would turn, I'd.
- 1:41:37I'd go for someone with an arse like that.
- 1:41:39However, Eh, you're just giving them hope.
- 1:41:41I know you're just giving them hope.
- 1:41:43Yeah, you. Got to shut down.
- 1:41:45He wants the attention he. Wants the attention as a woman
- 1:41:47have to shut. Down.
- 1:41:48Me. As a man who doesn't get
- 1:41:50attention. No, I wasn't.
- 1:41:51I also wanted the attention. So I, I, I said thanks very
- 1:41:56much. Not into it.
- 1:41:57I will say thanks very much. And then but but.
- 1:41:59Fair play, but. Fair play.
- 1:42:02I I. Will say a couple of years ago I
- 1:42:03was eh. I hooked up with.
- 1:42:05A few girls, umm. And I did experience my first
- 1:42:11ultimate like this is what hooking up with girls is.
- 1:42:14Because she came over. Right, and she was so drunk and
- 1:42:16I was already like, I'm not doing this because she's pretty
- 1:42:18fucking drunk, right, But we're making it whatever.
- 1:42:22And she, she like is like, I want to go down on you and I'm
- 1:42:27like. All right, fine.
- 1:42:29Whatever, I was drunk enough at the point and she, she doesn't
- 1:42:35even, she just pulls away, right?
- 1:42:36She's still on top of me. She pulls away from me.
- 1:42:39And she stops and she's just sat there and she looks away and I'm
- 1:42:42like, OK. She looks back at me, all over
- 1:42:48my stomach. This girl just.
- 1:42:49Throws up on me and. I'm just like, and I have to be
- 1:42:53like so nice. And she's crying and she's like,
- 1:42:56I'm so sorry. Like, I'm so sorry.
- 1:42:57Like you're fine. It's OK for a woman.
- 1:42:59She still wants to hook up. And I'm like.
- 1:43:06No, she. Didn't.
- 1:43:06Even get to that point. Didn't even get to.
- 1:43:09That point she was like on top of her making.
- 1:43:10Out. She like all the way to like to
- 1:43:12do something. Yeah, She just basically threw
- 1:43:16up on me and then I had to be like, it's OK.
- 1:43:18I'm not mad. I'm not.
- 1:43:19I'm going to call you a taxi. Oh, you're going to call me a
- 1:43:22taxi? I'm like you.
- 1:43:25Are you going to go? No, you're going to go?
- 1:43:27I don't think so. So I'm not.
- 1:43:29I'll text you in the morning. It's.
- 1:43:31Fine and she's. Like you're not going to.
- 1:43:32Attack those for. Me and I'm like, are we not
- 1:43:35going to text you? But I had to be like, I was
- 1:43:38like, God, women's look now. Just get the.
- 1:43:41Fuck. Out of my house.
- 1:43:43Let's say I had. To fucking strip my bed sheets
- 1:43:45at 2:00 in the morning. I had to fuck it.
- 1:43:46Like, oh. Literally like I went into, I
- 1:43:50went into math room and I just slept.
- 1:43:51There he. Was on the road, I think he was
- 1:43:53in. London for a show or something.
- 1:43:54I was like, I'm going to sleep in here.
- 1:43:55My sheets are being washed. I'm not fucking dealing with
- 1:43:58that. But yeah, that was.
- 1:43:59And then that was like, God, women are fucking annoying.
- 1:44:03So I can see where where Daisy's coming from.
- 1:44:06So let's go back. So I was going to say with.
- 1:44:07Women being annoying? And Daisy had David.
- 1:44:10Back in his house and what kind of games did he play with him?
- 1:44:15So he got David to put on. A pair of handcuffs, which?
- 1:44:19We've all been there. And John then grabs the wait,
- 1:44:24no, hang on, I gotta go. Yeah, birthday celebration,
- 1:44:27right? So they're having fun, gets him
- 1:44:28to put on a pair of handcuffs as part of this birthday game and
- 1:44:32then swings the Shane of the handcuffs, swings David around
- 1:44:35and then just straight up tells him I'm going to rape you.
- 1:44:41So all well dressed as a clown, all well dressed.
- 1:44:43As a fucking clown. As.
- 1:44:46Pogo of the Clown. My dear.
- 1:44:48And so, David? Fights back, ends up kicking
- 1:44:51John in the face and manages to get himself free.
- 1:44:55From what I've read, then John was a obviously he was really
- 1:44:58fucking convincing and he managed to convince him like oh
- 1:45:00it's just a joke gone wrong, it's fine, I'm not going to rape
- 1:45:03you. I'm just, I'm just kidding.
- 1:45:07Can't believe you kicked me. Like what the hell.
- 1:45:12But. So.
- 1:45:14It wasn't long. Though until John.
- 1:45:16Tried to rape David again at this time in a way, way more
- 1:45:20threatening way. I don't know, maybe it was like
- 1:45:23the lack of the claim costume kind of softening the blow.
- 1:45:26But he said, quote, Dave, you really don't know who I am.
- 1:45:31Maybe it would be good if you give me what I want.
- 1:45:34Like again, this is like, this is like such a like slip of the
- 1:45:38mass. You know, like he's.
- 1:45:40Yeah, he's brought this guy Dave in under the pretense of like,
- 1:45:43look, I'm such a. Good.
- 1:45:44Guy, I'll give you a job, I'll give you somewhere to stay.
- 1:45:46I'm such a nice guy. And then he's just like, look,
- 1:45:50I'm not that fucking nice guy, you know, because he's.
- 1:45:53Frustrated that he's. Not getting what he wants and so
- 1:45:55he's threatening him now like it's it's real mask slip
- 1:45:59territory. And and then once again, David
- 1:46:03is somehow able to. Hold John off.
- 1:46:06And then John gets extremely frustrated and eventually just
- 1:46:08gives up. Now this is really cool place.
- 1:46:10I watched an interview with David and he's just like, so
- 1:46:14fucking cool. Just this old surfer dude now at
- 1:46:18this point. But you could tell that he was
- 1:46:20just, he could fucking hold his own back then.
- 1:46:22And he actually said, and he talks about it to this day, how
- 1:46:25good a drop kick he gave Casey to the face.
- 1:46:29He still talks about it. He was just like, he's like bro,
- 1:46:32like most height I ever got on a drop pic.
- 1:46:35And he's just like, dude, like highest I've ever been, like
- 1:46:37fucking mid air, just kicking this dude in the fucking face,
- 1:46:40you know, And it's just like, I love David.
- 1:46:45But yeah, basically then. As he's leaving, John tells.
- 1:46:48David, you're not any fun. And then after this.
- 1:46:54Instant David's like I get. The fuck out of here.
- 1:46:57But he still worked for John for his construction company, just
- 1:47:01found another place to live. And John, like, I guess, didn't
- 1:47:05really have much of A choice other than to keep employing him
- 1:47:09because the fuck was he going to do if he was going to fire him,
- 1:47:11David. Was going to go to.
- 1:47:12The cops, his life up again, Yeah.
- 1:47:16He did. Work for him like I think.
- 1:47:17For the next two years. What he did just kind of they,
- 1:47:20they didn't get involved with each other kind of at all again
- 1:47:23after that. They just kept their distance.
- 1:47:26So it was around this time then that John decides to up his game
- 1:47:29and go further than just assaulting boys.
- 1:47:32He's ready to take it to the next level.
- 1:47:34There were several young men and boys who were wrapped up in a
- 1:47:37night of drinking with John at his house and doing some drugs
- 1:47:41when John would bust out his handcuffs and tell them, hey, do
- 1:47:45you guys want to see a magic trick?
- 1:47:46My handcuffs? And he would handcuff himself to
- 1:47:50like, show everyone that their magic handcuffs.
- 1:47:53Like he could just handcuff himself and just get himself
- 1:47:55straight out. And then the only magic would be
- 1:47:58that he basically, like had the key.
- 1:48:00He wasn't just hand the key in his hand and was like I'm doing
- 1:48:05a magic trick. Yeah.
- 1:48:07So once he showed them this trick.
- 1:48:10He's. Like do you guys want to learn
- 1:48:11how to? Do this trick I teach you.
- 1:48:13And then one of the kids would be like, yeah, sure, OK, show
- 1:48:16me. I will learn how to escape from
- 1:48:17handcuffs. Cool.
- 1:48:19So John puts the handcuffs on a kid who's there and he's.
- 1:48:23Like I'm going to show you how to get.
- 1:48:24Out of this, right? And then once the handcuffs are
- 1:48:26on, John would then reveal his secret to escaping this magic
- 1:48:31trick was having a key. That's the trick basically.
- 1:48:34While his victims were handcuffed, John would often
- 1:48:36take advantage of these men and boys by raping them or often
- 1:48:40just straight up torturing them. Like fucking sick.
- 1:48:43Torture, abuse, awful. And we will get to that next
- 1:48:47week. And like at this point I.
- 1:48:49I always. Anytime I hear something.
- 1:48:51About like a magician. I'm just like, This is why we
- 1:48:54don't trust magicians because especially people who do like,
- 1:48:58you know, close up, like, you know, hand magic, these people
- 1:49:02are not to be trusted because they will pick they.
- 1:49:08Will they will pick your pocket. And then they will molest you.
- 1:49:17Every fucking time. You, you cannot trust.
- 1:49:20Magicians. They're just sexual deviants.
- 1:49:24I'm. Also just.
- 1:49:24Like why would? You want to learn how to
- 1:49:26magician? If if you ever hear.
- 1:49:28Why somebody like you, you ask? These.
- 1:49:31Magicians like why did you become a magician?
- 1:49:34And he's like, they're always like I'm I was socially awkward
- 1:49:38as a kid. I wanted to make friends.
- 1:49:39I wanted to. They're always socially fucking
- 1:49:42awkward now. Never once have I ever heard a.
- 1:49:45Girl say I. Want to know what impresses me,
- 1:49:49Criss Angel? Is actually hot.
- 1:49:54Criss Angel is the biggest no I think.
- 1:49:56He looks like he smells. Watch.
- 1:49:58There's a he does, but like there's.
- 1:50:01A documentary. Out there, that's a new genre
- 1:50:03that I just. Made-up right?
- 1:50:05Now you need to be. Caged that has Chris Angel.
- 1:50:09Chris Angel versus. A fucking David Blaine, right?
- 1:50:13And. I was going to say, the other
- 1:50:17guy isn't that a fucking magician.
- 1:50:18He's a guy who? Just puts himself.
- 1:50:19Into. Like, just stunt, yeah.
- 1:50:21Like, he's a stuntman. Yeah.
- 1:50:22Like, yeah, obviously he started off as a magician.
- 1:50:25And stuff. But there's this thing where
- 1:50:27Chris Angel, mind freak, he, he comes, he keeps doing this thing
- 1:50:33where he gets so pissy about David Blaine, who never
- 1:50:38responds. So David Blaine has never once
- 1:50:41acknowledged the existence of Chris Angel.
- 1:50:44But Chris. Chris Angel.
- 1:50:47Yeah, when he started off. He was giving.
- 1:50:49Out this. Mysterious and.
- 1:50:51Fucking why? Danny thinks.
- 1:50:52He's hot because she thinks in her.
- 1:50:53She goes back to her teenage brain.
- 1:50:55Because he's got the I'm a magician, Yeah, and I'm a.
- 1:50:59God, exactly. I got, I got.
- 1:51:02So yeah, he's in like. Hawthorne Heights like fucking
- 1:51:06height of like emo. Bands.
- 1:51:08That's what I like him for. Yeah, he's 100% announced there.
- 1:51:12There's no. Doubt in my mind.
- 1:51:13Because he's a magician from the early 2000s.
- 1:51:16Exactly. But but This is why, Danny in
- 1:51:18your brain. You're attributing him to being.
- 1:51:21Hot because you were looking at this gothy guy.
- 1:51:24Yeah, it's my emo boy. He's my old emo boy.
- 1:51:27Please. For me.
- 1:51:29Right, this is your homework for the.
- 1:51:31For the next episode, come back here after I'll do it right now,
- 1:51:36Criss Angel versus David Blaine. And tell.
- 1:51:39Me. He's not the fucking weakest
- 1:51:42little pussy boy you've ever seen in your life.
- 1:51:46Oh, I'm pathetic. I'm sorry though.
- 1:51:48He's he's. Aged well, Yeah, because he's
- 1:51:52fucking. Drinking the blood of children.
- 1:51:53He's in Hollywood. He's playing like Jesus Christ.
- 1:51:56That just gets worse as I get closer.
- 1:51:58But yeah, he he's aged better. I thought about paedophiles in
- 1:52:01America. Dream, dream.
- 1:52:03Adrenochrome and adrenochrome. That's it.
- 1:52:06Adrenochrome. It's because he rubbed all that
- 1:52:07adrenochrome on his face. You hear me pretend and I don't.
- 1:52:09Know what it is? Yeah, he's like Adrina or
- 1:52:12something. How do you think all these?
- 1:52:15Drag. Queens find me so attractive.
- 1:52:17Why you? Think How do you think I have
- 1:52:20all these luscious locks? Who's the the other guy?
- 1:52:25The other magician. The the British magician from
- 1:52:29Birmingham? No, it's not.
- 1:52:32He is from Derren Brown. No, I don't have.
- 1:52:35Yes, Derren Brown. He's.
- 1:52:37Because he he's not a. Sleight.
- 1:52:40Of hand. Magician.
- 1:52:41He is a mentalist, he's my psychologist and he explains
- 1:52:46everything. And one.
- 1:52:47Of my favorite ever hours of. Television that I've ever seen
- 1:52:50is when he convinces the guy there's a zombie apocalypse and
- 1:52:55there's oh fuck, I remember that.
- 1:52:58I hadn't seen years that you will ever see.
- 1:53:01In your life. Is when they've set it up so.
- 1:53:03That like 22 year old woman playing a 14 year old girl just
- 1:53:08comes around the corner and a guy who's by the way the.
- 1:53:13Sweetest guy in the. World automatically instinct
- 1:53:15kicks in. He's like, I'm going to protect
- 1:53:17you. But in my heart of a horrible
- 1:53:20mind, all I could think of was what if that guy turned out to
- 1:53:23be a nonce and he and he, well, I don't see any zombies in here
- 1:53:29so. Everyone's.
- 1:53:31Dying so. May as well.
- 1:53:32Yeah, Yeah. And it's, yeah, It's weird.
- 1:53:35I mean. It's it's a very very easy to
- 1:53:38manipulate. That the unit, like it is really
- 1:53:42easy. Oh yeah.
- 1:53:44But I just mean like it's very big, like you mean.
- 1:53:46You do like if you go. Into like these big boy sales
- 1:53:50jobs, for example, there is a whole training course on
- 1:53:54basically how to fuck. All you got to do is yeah, yeah,
- 1:53:59yeah. Coffee.
- 1:54:00Is foreclosures. But it is.
- 1:54:04Just like it's mad to me that's. Like it's.
- 1:54:06So weird to be. That like I, I'm autistic as
- 1:54:10fuck, right? I have, I'm OK with social cues.
- 1:54:13I'm not I'm not the best with them, but like when I see
- 1:54:16someone who's like just just can't read them at all.
- 1:54:18I'm just like, how is that a thing?
- 1:54:20But then also to the same extent I'm like when you go to like the
- 1:54:22likes of Darren Brown, who can just manipulate you would to say
- 1:54:25doing anything. I'm just like those two
- 1:54:27extremes, like, like. He actually got like.
- 1:54:33He got. He got stand up.
- 1:54:35Put a gun. Together and try and I'm pull
- 1:54:38the trigger with the gun and that Stephen Fry guys watch some
- 1:54:41Darren Brown. It's so I mean, that sounds that
- 1:54:45sounds terrible. Like why would you?
- 1:54:47I would never do that to Stephen Fry and Brown.
- 1:54:50Just like and I'll never. Use my power for you.
- 1:54:52This is what? Yeah, he was.
- 1:54:53Saying like I. I can't show anybody this
- 1:54:56because. Like, yeah, I am, I am telling
- 1:54:58you he cannot be trusted. Yeah, I know If if.
- 1:55:01I if. I had if I had.
- 1:55:05Darren Brown's power. I would be a super villain.
- 1:55:08There, nobody would remember the things I Most people would be
- 1:55:11pieces of shit. But that's the thing where I.
- 1:55:15Don't get so like umm. Even the likes of like.
- 1:55:18Meditation. I find it very, very difficult
- 1:55:20to meditate. I just can't.
- 1:55:22Yeah. Because in your brain, brain I
- 1:55:24find it really, really hard. Greenland Shark.
- 1:55:26Greenland. Greenland.
- 1:55:27Greenland. Shark.
- 1:55:28Greenland Shark. Greenworms.
- 1:55:30Worms, worms, Worms. No.
- 1:55:33It's just shark. It's just sharks at this point.
- 1:55:34And it's it's actually the only thing that silences it is.
- 1:55:36Probably watching videos of sharks somewhere.
- 1:55:40But like, don't they say and they're like a saying that it's
- 1:55:42like again, this is. Me pretending I know.
- 1:55:46Something I've heard it somewhere that like Irish people
- 1:55:47are like impervious to because we're fucking take not even that
- 1:55:53it's just they're they're basically.
- 1:55:54Just like. The Irish are apparently a very.
- 1:55:57Nice, because we just like to say oh, because we can spell
- 1:55:59bullshit a long way along all the way where we're.
- 1:56:03Going to you couldn't make straight in a bed, Sure fucking.
- 1:56:05Hell, there's because we like to.
- 1:56:08Think we have a good bullshit detective?
- 1:56:09There's an Irish. Magician What's?
- 1:56:11His fucking I don't. Know who said it?
- 1:56:12He looks like someone a. Wesley.
- 1:56:14What's his name? I.
- 1:56:16Fucking know who you're. Talking about no Jordan Devil,
- 1:56:18Devil should look like from. Wesley he's, he looks like.
- 1:56:22He's in. Roblox.
- 1:56:23That hair you've seen his old. Hair.
- 1:56:25That's he. Don't Keith.
- 1:56:26Keith. Something Barry.
- 1:56:28Keep Barry. So are you wearing Keith Barry?
- 1:56:30Keep Barry sure and I there. Was AI was given free tickets
- 1:56:35because the the tour manager of a wrestling was tour manager of
- 1:56:41Keep Barry doing these shows in of course and Don the same
- 1:56:45thing. It's it's it's just it's 1 handy
- 1:56:47show for another and always, always she she got us in and.
- 1:56:53She explained that. He Barry had like a bunch of
- 1:56:56props, but no one was allowed to watch any of them.
- 1:56:58You know what I mean? So like when they were coming
- 1:57:00in, but he done the thing of like hypnotizing someone and
- 1:57:04Dick, then they couldn't, they couldn't read, you know.
- 1:57:08So they get you to read a page over book and they hypnotize you
- 1:57:11with the books. He opens up a different page of
- 1:57:15the book and it's illegible. Like there's no like he.
- 1:57:18It's not English, it's not anything.
- 1:57:20It's just a person looking at it going I can't, I don't
- 1:57:24understand. I can.
- 1:57:25Like they try. And say the words and what they
- 1:57:28think they're hypnotized. Well, it's, it's actually
- 1:57:30gibberish. Gibberish.
- 1:57:31And yeah. And then there's the the yeah,
- 1:57:33he. Wouldn't let anyone touch any of
- 1:57:34the chairs because. He does the thing of like, OK,
- 1:57:37I'm going to touch. So he'll touch one person.
- 1:57:40Ah, and then they'll the other person feels it.
- 1:57:43But really, he's sending a fucking electric shock through
- 1:57:47the bottom of there's a gimmick chair.
- 1:57:48Yeah, so like this guy who are like, now don't get me wrong,
- 1:57:52I'm sure he's ever because like he's done some Hollywood stuff
- 1:57:55as well. Again, I'm probably going to get
- 1:57:57fucking sniped by the Council of magic or whoever is doing stuff.
- 1:58:01But like, and we demand to be taken seriously.
- 1:58:07Very good. But me as a.
- 1:58:09Career as a professional. Wrestler.
- 1:58:11Probably shouldn't. Be given out fucking secrets of
- 1:58:14like other professions who are out there to fool people.
- 1:58:17But like I just found it like the illusion was lifted from me
- 1:58:23and I was like, oh this has fucked it for me now.
- 1:58:25Like, because I love looking at a little, like someone getting
- 1:58:30tricked big time. Like, you know, like I'm not.
- 1:58:32And not knowing it was the beauty for me.
- 1:58:34But they, when I figured out that's what I like about Darren
- 1:58:37Brown so much, because when he's doing his mental stuff, he'll
- 1:58:39tell you how he's doing it. He's like, yeah, So what?
- 1:58:42I've implanted all these thoughts into his head because I
- 1:58:44keep putting up pictures of bears all around the place.
- 1:58:47And now he's thinking of bears. But like, his thing is like I've
- 1:58:50been following around for six months and showing him pictures.
- 1:58:52Of bears and it's. Like what the fuck, man?
- 1:58:55You're destroying this man's life.
- 1:58:57You're destroying his life. Yeah.
- 1:59:00Legit, but it's like a thing where you.
- 1:59:02See all these like the tik? T.O.K Tire stuff.
- 1:59:05It's like if you haven't. Seen it already in the next like
- 1:59:0848 hours you're going to see a reference to like this specific
- 1:59:12thing or whatever and this like one woman.
- 1:59:14Now this is the I know for a fact this is like coincidence
- 1:59:19out the Arizona. I'm woo woo, but I'm not that
- 1:59:21fucking right, But she's like, you're going to see a reference
- 1:59:23to freezer burn and then why shit you not for a fucking week
- 1:59:27afterwards? Like who talks about things
- 1:59:30being freezer burned, right for a week afterwards?
- 1:59:34I would watch a show. Someone would talk about
- 1:59:36something being freezer burned. I would watch a TikTok video.
- 1:59:38There's like some Real Housewives, the Beverly Hills
- 1:59:40being like, well, the champagne is freezer burned.
- 1:59:42And I'm like, that is weird. It's like, it is strange that it
- 1:59:47was like. And the.
- 1:59:48Context is so strange. It's been like, Oh yeah, like,
- 1:59:51you know, we do have these body parts.
- 1:59:52We've had them for so long. They've been freezer burned and
- 1:59:54I'm like you do I think you're just drunk that whole time You.
- 1:59:59You fill. Jars up with your period blood.
- 2:00:01And. Clothes play into your windows,
- 2:00:02so. Like the stuff that you?
- 2:00:05Yeah, not jars. I feel jars with my piss.
- 2:00:08That I smear my period. Of blood.
- 2:00:10There's different. Jesus fucking don't.
- 2:00:12Wayne Gacy was a monster. That's yeah.
- 2:00:16And. I don't have little fucking
- 2:00:18twink bodies. In my walls and.
- 2:00:20On that. TuneIn next week to find out
- 2:00:22what Danny's talking about. TuneIn next week.
- 2:00:24To find out where the twink bodies are actually hidden and.
- 2:00:28What that man eventually got up to, I don't know what we've been
- 2:00:30talking about for the last we did run this timely.
- 2:00:34Yeah. So we're just.
- 2:00:35Magicians. Being weird.
- 2:00:36We were. Talking about John Wayne Gacy
- 2:00:38and we'll continue. To talk about John Wayne.
- 2:00:40Gacy unfortunately. Next week, Sorry, just tea.
- 2:00:44At least all the notes are done. We do unicorns after this or
- 2:00:47something like. For fuck's sake, we can.
- 2:00:50Do anything you want you can. Pick the topic after this I.
- 2:00:54Anything that you shouting so much?
- 2:00:57Yeah, that's something. Let's go.
- 2:00:59Back to Let's go back to yeah. After part.
- 2:01:02Two. Yeah, I.
- 2:01:02Think John Wayne Gacy. This is kind of.
- 2:01:05A theme with us is that. We.
- 2:01:06We. Don't do a lot of like.
- 2:01:08True crime. Serial killers, because they are
- 2:01:10already heavy episodes and it's harder to kind of, you can't
- 2:01:13really add the whimsy into these.
- 2:01:15We try. We had so much fun on our.
- 2:01:20Detours. About fucking Jimmy.
- 2:01:22Fucking Savile and. Yeah, we could.
- 2:01:29Probably get some whimsy into an episode.
- 2:01:31About Robert. Bosley, I'm just saying.
- 2:01:32But but yeah. I've been Josie.
- 2:01:39She's been Danny. He's been.
- 2:01:41Ocean thank. You for hanging out with us for
- 2:01:44a spell. Hocus pocus out.