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Full EP | Trump, Stephen A. Smith, Kid Rock, Bill Maher Dinner Party; One Voyage Jeopardy; Erica Campbell Joins DLHS Crew; ICE Reviewing Voter Registration Records; and More · The D.L. Hughley Show

• 0:01
  Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Amanda Hollifield. Of course, he can't speak up.
• 0:03
  Speaker 1: He can't hear out of one ear, so of course
• 0:05
  Speaker 1: he don't know. Happy birthday to Floyd Mayweather Sr. Happy
• 0:08
  Speaker 1: birthday to Jose Bautista. Happy birthday to John Lithgow. Happy
• 0:11
  Speaker 1: birthday to Dorinda Clark Cole from the Clark Sisters. Happy
• 0:14
  Speaker 1: birthday to Ty Pennington. Happy birthday to Praz. Happy birthday
• 0:17
  Speaker 1: to Omar Gooding. Happy birthday to Gabrielle Dennis from Rosewood
• 0:20
  Speaker 1: and Luke. Happy birthday to Luke Cage. Happy birthday to
• 0:23
  Speaker 1: Jennifer Holliday, the one and only Jennifer Holliday. Happy birthday
• 0:26
  Speaker 1: to Meldrick Taylor, and Meldrick Taylor actually won that fight. Um,
• 0:29
  Speaker 1: they took it away from him, but it was 10 seconds,
• 0:32
  Speaker 1: five seconds left, but he was never the same after
• 0:34
  Speaker 1: that fight again, but he did win that fight. Happy
• 0:36
  Speaker 1: birthday to Lionel Hollins. Happy birthday to Joe Jellybean, Brian,
• 0:39
  Speaker 1: Kobe Bryant's father. Happy birthday to the one and only
• 0:41
  Speaker 1: Peter Tosh. Happy birthday to Robert Reed, the dad on
• 0:44
  Speaker 1: the Brady Bunch. Um, did you, he was gay, right?
• 0:47
  Speaker 1: Robert Reed, right? Wasn't he? I think so. Robert Reed
• 0:50
  Speaker 1: and Alice. It was a regular orange.
• 0:52
  Speaker 2: And a new black. Yeah, she was the original one.
• 0:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 0:55
  Speaker 2: I don't know, Mrs. Hathaway, I thought over.
• 0:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Mrs. Hathaway. Yeah, she had a little something up
• 1:00
  Speaker 1: in her tooth. Happy birthday to LaWanda Page and Esther.
• 1:03
  Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Juanita Moore, Imitation of Life. We've got
• 1:05
  Speaker 1: a great show lined up for you. Jasmine will tell
• 1:07
  Speaker 1: us what's trending. We've got 90 Seconds and 90 Hits
• 1:10
  Speaker 1: with DJ Luchi. I'm going to have a little note
• 1:12
  Speaker 1: from the GD section, plus the Jazz Report. It's the D.L.
• 1:17
  Speaker 1: Hughley Show. Jazz man. What man? Tell these good people
• 1:24
  Speaker 1: what's trending. Oh, my God.
• 1:25
  Speaker 4: Can we get rid of Stephen A.
• 1:27
  Speaker 1: Smith?
• 1:27
  Speaker 4: What the heck is happening?
• 1:28
  Speaker 1: Dude.
• 1:30
  Speaker 3: Stephen A.
• 1:30
  Speaker 5: Smith, Bill Maher, Kid Rock all decided to go to
• 1:34
  Speaker 5: dinner with Trump to talk about what?
• 1:36
  Speaker 4: The economy and the midterms.
• 1:38
  Speaker 1: Listen. Stephen A.
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  Speaker 4: Smith, we don't need you talking to nobody about nothing
• 1:41
  Speaker 4: except for sports.
• 1:42
  Speaker 5: I don't even know why you're a part of this conversation.
• 1:45
  Speaker 5: At this point, I don't even know if you're on
• 1:47
  Speaker 5: our side. I'm going to go ahead and say no.
• 1:50
  Speaker 5: I don't even know what you could have been talking about.
• 1:53
  Speaker 5: And then why are you having conversations? about HBCUs and
• 1:56
  Speaker 5: whatnot and the funding and all of that. You have
• 1:58
  Speaker 5: concerns surrounding funding for the HBCUs. What have you been doing?
• 2:02
  Speaker 5: Have you ever done anything to help?
• 2:04
  Speaker 6: I know. And they bring up that, oh, Trump gave
• 2:07
  Speaker 6: so much money to HBCUs and Biden gave like 10
• 2:10
  Speaker 6: times more.
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  Speaker 4: Way more.
• 2:12
  Speaker 3: At least.
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  Speaker 5: Biden gave billions. OK, so we shouldn't be having that
• 2:15
  Speaker 5: kind of conversation. I am so sick of him. I
• 2:18
  Speaker 5: don't know what to do. Oh, my God. Anyway, also
• 2:21
  Speaker 5: trying to remember a little while back, I told you
• 2:23
  Speaker 5: about some issues going on with Halle Berry and her
• 2:28
  Speaker 5: ex and the son and all that stuff and how
• 2:30
  Speaker 5: they were having issues. And, you know, I guess the
• 2:34
  Speaker 5: ex-husband got a restraining order to protect the 13-year-old son
• 2:38
  Speaker 5: and himself. And now it's this whole custody battle. Well,
• 2:40
  Speaker 5: now Halle Berry's fiance is weighing in on this. And
• 2:44
  Speaker 5: he's saying, listen, I saw what happened. And let me
• 2:47
  Speaker 5: tell you what went down. Apparently, The son, I think
• 2:50
  Speaker 5: his name is Maceo or something like that.
• 2:52
  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 5: He had on one of those virtual reality headsets and
• 2:55
  Speaker 5: Hallie was trying to have a conversation.
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  Speaker 4: With him, I guess, about his homework or cleaning his room.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know what it was. And let me tell
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  Speaker 5: you what I know about a 13 year old boy.
• 3:01
  Speaker 5: He got a lot of mouth and a lot of attitude.
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  Speaker 5: And in this particular case. He wouldn't even take the
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  Speaker 5: headsets off to have a conversation. So she goes to
• 3:09
  Speaker 5: try to take them off. He snatches them off and
• 3:11
  Speaker 5: pushes his mama.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, no. So you suppose.
• 3:14
  Speaker 5: And she's like, oh, so now you're going to fight me.
• 3:16
  Speaker 5: And that's where that picture that he took of her
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  Speaker 5: and posted on social media as his evidence that she,
• 3:23
  Speaker 5: I guess, attacked him. Let me tell you something. That
• 3:26
  Speaker 5: was the white side of the mama, because let me
• 3:27
  Speaker 5: tell you, the picture would look totally different. If it
• 3:30
  Speaker 5: was all sister, because I'd have been all on top
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  Speaker 5: of him for pushing me.
• 3:34
  Speaker 1: Man, no, no.
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  Speaker 3: No, no.
• 3:36
  Speaker 1: You'd have got your ass whooped.
• 3:37
  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: So, of course, now the custody battle has gone etched
• 3:41
  Speaker 5: up a notch. And now they have the testimony of
• 3:44
  Speaker 5: her fiance, Van Hunt. You guys remember him as the
• 3:47
  Speaker 5: R & B singer who had a couple of hits,
• 3:49
  Speaker 5: I think. But now they're going to court to find
• 3:52
  Speaker 5: out what is what. Even the daughter speaking out saying,
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  Speaker 5: my mom would never. I've never seen her talk twisted
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  Speaker 5: to me or to my brother. And that it's really,
• 4:01
  Speaker 5: I guess, the ex-husband is out for a money bag.
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  Speaker 2: Of course he is.
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  Speaker 4: Because, you know, the money stopped. The money stopped a
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  Speaker 4: little while ago. She won't pay him no more.
• 4:08
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 4:09
  Speaker 4: So I think we know where this is going. And
• 4:11
  Speaker 4: that's what's trending.
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  Speaker 5: I do want to say I saw a football player
• 4:14
  Speaker 5: who was Jalen Hurt, who's out now.
• 4:17
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes.
• 4:17
  Speaker 4: Possible blood clot.
• 4:19
  Speaker 1: Yes, blood clot.
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  Speaker 4: So prayers up for him.
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  Speaker 2: And both of his lungs.
• 4:21
  Speaker 6: We definitely pray because that's the same condition that ended
• 4:25
  Speaker 6: Chris Bosh's career.
• 4:26
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's right. The basketball player.
• 4:27
  Speaker 1: That's right.
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  Speaker 4: So prayers up for him. And that's what's trending.
• 4:30
  Speaker 1: She's jazz. She smiles.
• 4:34
  Speaker 5: It's the Jazzy Report on the D.L.
• 4:37
  Speaker 1: Hughley Show.
• 4:39
  Speaker 5: A federal judge refused the Department of Justice's demand to
• 4:43
  Speaker 5: step aside from a key hearing today over the future
• 4:46
  Speaker 5: of East Potomac Park, which Trump, of course, wants to renovate.
• 4:50
  Speaker 4: Why?
• 4:50
  Speaker 5: He wants to do it for a championship-style golf course. Now,
• 4:55
  Speaker 5: the Trump administration has accused the U.S. judge of bias
• 4:58
  Speaker 5: after she yelled at a government attorney last week to
• 5:01
  Speaker 5: express disappointment that hundreds of trees were being cut down
• 5:04
  Speaker 5: at the park without any additional notice.
• 5:09
  Speaker 4: I ain't never seen nothing like it.
• 5:09
  Speaker 2: When is this nightmare going to end?
• 5:12
  Speaker 1: Y'all vote.
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  Speaker 2: Early voting is this week. Early voting is this week.
• 5:15
  Speaker 1: Get out there.
• 5:16
  Speaker 2: Handle your business.
• 5:17
  Speaker 4: Please get out there.
• 5:18
  Speaker 1: Handle your business. Handle your business, please. Oh, my goodness.
• 5:20
  Speaker 5: You see what they're trying to do all over the place.
• 5:23
  Speaker 5: You know, I saw where ICE agents were in Los
• 5:27
  Speaker 5: Angeles trying to intimidate poll workers and people who count
• 5:32
  Speaker 5: the ballots and stuff.
• 5:34
  Speaker 4: It's just been a nightmare. So please. Not telling you
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  Speaker 4: how to vote. I just want to make sure you
• 5:37
  Speaker 4: do vote.
• 5:38
  Speaker 5: Anyway, lowering your calories and eating them all in one
• 5:41
  Speaker 5: meal may be the best way to live longer and
• 5:44
  Speaker 5: to stay slim. Now, that's according to a new study
• 5:47
  Speaker 5: that was done on mice. Researchers say that while eating
• 5:50
  Speaker 5: in a calorie deficit was good for health, fasting as
• 5:53
  Speaker 5: well as dieting was even better. The combination of that
• 5:56
  Speaker 5: also improved insulin sensitivity and reprogram metabolism to focus on
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  Speaker 5: using the body's body fat as a source of energy.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I got a lot of energy. All your meal in
• 6:06
  Speaker 4: in one day.
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  Speaker 3: All right. Okay.
• 6:09
  Speaker 2: Let me see if I can do that.
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  Speaker 4: I know I can't.
• 6:13
  Speaker 1: Exactly. It is the D.L. Hughley Show, your 2026 edition.
• 6:19
  Speaker 1: In case you're going to be, where the hell am I?
• 6:21
  Speaker 1: I'm going to be in.
• 6:22
  Speaker 4: Dallas.
• 6:24
  Speaker 1: I'm going to be in Dallas. Where am I at
• 6:26
  Speaker 1: skipping Dallas? It's going to be. Wednesday for the book signing.
• 6:29
  Speaker 2: You're going to be in Fort Worth.
• 6:30
  Speaker 1: Fort Worth. Yeah, narrow it down for me. Yeah, we're
• 6:32
  Speaker 1: in Fort Worth. Fort Worth's a big town. Yeah, I
• 6:34
  Speaker 1: got it. I'll be in Fort Worth, and then I'll
• 6:36
  Speaker 1: be at the library in Baltimore. Then I'll be in
• 6:42
  Speaker 1: Milwaukee Friday and Saturday at the Milwaukee Improv, so I'm
• 6:45
  Speaker 1: going to be gone for a little while.
• 6:47
  Speaker 4: Look at you traveling and carrying it on.
• 6:50
  Speaker 1: That's what happens, baby girl. That's what happens. We on
• 6:52
  Speaker 1: the road again. Just can't wait to get home. Gone
• 6:55
  Speaker 1: places that I've never been.
• 6:56
  Speaker 4: I was ahead of you.
• 6:57
  Speaker 1: My bad. Is that right?
• 6:59
  Speaker 4: I was ahead of you.
• 7:00
  Speaker 1: I can't wait to get on the road again. So, yeah,
• 7:04
  Speaker 1: we're going to be doing that. The book's doing really well.
• 7:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I've been seeing a lot of people have commented
• 7:10
  Speaker 5: about your interview with Angie Martinez and how.
• 7:13
  Speaker 1: It's not really popular with my family, I'll tell you that. Wow. Well,
• 7:18
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 7:19
  Speaker 4: But listen, it's a great story.
• 7:21
  Speaker 5: A lot of people are talking about how you know, emotional,
• 7:25
  Speaker 5: impactful it's been for them.
• 7:26
  Speaker 4: And, you know, they've learned a lot of new things.
• 7:28
  Speaker 5: It's because I read the comments just so you know,
• 7:32
  Speaker 5: that's where I get that. I'm not interested in my
• 7:34
  Speaker 5: Intel comes from. I'm not interested in those comments at all,
• 7:36
  Speaker 5: but thank you for somebody. Somebody got to, you know, I, I,
• 7:41
  Speaker 5: I got a chance to, where the hell was I at?
• 7:45
  Speaker 1: Where did I perform? I performed in Philadelphia. I was
• 7:48
  Speaker 1: in St. Louis and Philadelphia. And it's just, it's really
• 7:52
  Speaker 1: dope going around and me and Don are doing our
• 7:55
  Speaker 1: thing and he's really getting his legs out from under him.
• 7:58
  Speaker 1: He's getting his legs under him now.
• 7:59
  Speaker 4: I heard he's a comedian now.
• 8:01
  Speaker 1: Man, he was really getting some laughs.
• 8:02
  Speaker 4: I'm telling you, I heard he was.
• 8:03
  Speaker 1: That's enough of that. Let's get back to me. Not
• 8:06
  Speaker 1: get back to you. You don't see me doing news reports.
• 8:08
  Speaker 1: Why don't you just un-ass that microphone.
• 8:11
  Speaker 4: And get out the way.
• 8:12
  Speaker 1: Un-ass that microphone. Get out the way. We're going to
• 8:15
  Speaker 1: need you to move out the way. He is back,
• 8:18
  Speaker 1: this time with One Voyage Jeopardy. Welcome Jamal Kingsley, the
• 8:20
  Speaker 1: militant man.
• 8:22
  Speaker 2: Hello, my brothers and sisters.
• 8:24
  Speaker 3: This is Jamal Kingsley, the militant man, here hosting another exciting.
• 8:30
  Speaker 2: Episode of One Voyage Jeopardy.
• 8:34
  Speaker 3: Our contestants today, HNIC around here, my man.
• 8:40
  Speaker 1: Big Chris.
• 8:40
  Speaker 2: I won't give you last name. You trying to be anonymous?
• 8:42
  Speaker 1: Of course.
• 8:45
  Speaker 2: And my girl, Shawnee Scott, you hear on the radio.
• 8:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 8:50
  Speaker 3: You see on her YouTube special, she's doing big things.
• 8:53
  Speaker 3: Watch out for her. Now we're playing One Voyage Jeopardy,
• 8:58
  Speaker 3: where I give you lyrics from artists from the One
• 9:01
  Speaker 3: Voyage crews, and you identify them.
• 9:04
  Speaker 2: Starting off with Chris.
• 9:06
  Speaker 4: Here are your lyrics.
• 9:09
  Speaker 2: They say I'm a rapper, and I say no. Come on,
• 9:14
  Speaker 2: they say. You doing, trying, do some Zydeco.
• 9:18
  Speaker 3: I just let the music come from my soul so all.
• 9:22
  Speaker 2: Of my people can stay on the flow.
• 9:25
  Speaker 1: I have no idea.
• 9:27
  Speaker 7: Oh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Shawnee, buzz in.
• 9:32
  Speaker 1: Who is Cupid?
• 9:39
  Speaker 3: Cupid Shuffle, yes, he.
• 9:48
  Speaker 2: Will be on the One Voyage Cruise.
• 9:51
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 9:52
  Speaker 2: You get to double up on it this time, Sean.
• 9:54
  Speaker 3: Are you ready?
• 9:54
  Speaker 7: All right, all right, all right.
• 9:55
  Speaker 4: I'm ready.
• 9:56
  Speaker 1: Here are your lyrics.
• 9:58
  Speaker 2: Hey, come on.
• 10:00
  Speaker 3: Come on take a ride there's a party over there
• 10:05
  Speaker 3: that ain't no jive it's live live it's all the
• 10:11
  Speaker 3: way live don't even have to walk don't even Have
• 10:16
  Speaker 3: to drive.
• 10:18
  Speaker 4: Ooh, it's live, live, all the way live. Is it,
• 10:22
  Speaker 4: who is it?
• 10:22
  Speaker 1: Was it the dance band?
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  Speaker 3: The answer is the original Lakeside Fantastic Boys.
• 10:30
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 10:31
  Speaker 1: You were close, but no cigar. All right, here's the
• 10:34
  Speaker 1: last one. Whoever has this can just jump right in.
• 10:46
  Speaker 1: Here are your lyrics.
• 10:48
  Speaker 3: Anytime you want to pick up the telephone, you know
• 10:53
  Speaker 3: it ain't nothing to drop a couple of stacks on you.
• 10:56
  Speaker 1: Want it?
• 10:58
  Speaker 2: You could get it, my dear. Five million dollar home.
• 11:02
  Speaker 2: Drop billies, I swear.
• 11:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 11:06
  Speaker 4: Who is Jaheim?
• 11:10
  Speaker 2: That is T.I. Whatever you like. Oh, you can have
• 11:13
  Speaker 2: whatever you like.
• 11:19
  Speaker 1: Drop a couple stacks on you. You can get it,
• 11:22
  Speaker 1: my dear. Five million dollar whole drop fitness, I swear.
• 11:26
  Speaker 8: Oh, my God.
• 11:26
  Speaker 3: Another star on the One Voyage Cruise.
• 11:30
  Speaker 2: One Voyage Cruise, my brother.
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: Now my favorite part of the show. I get to
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: educate as well as entertain.
• 11:38
  Speaker 4: That's interesting.
• 11:39
  Speaker 1: It is time for D.L. 's School of Real Good
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: Book Learning. Who do we have on the phone? You
• 11:44
  Speaker 1: have Elise from Dallas.
• 11:46
  Speaker 4: Hey, Elise from Dallas.
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: Did you say hola originally?
• 11:51
  Speaker 6: No.
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: Okay, because I was going to go get our Mexican assistant.
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: We didn't have any idea what you were saying.
• 11:56
  Speaker 4: That's not what you said. Hi, Elise.
• 11:59
  Speaker 8: Hey, how are you?
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: Good, good. I'm guessing you're from Plano. No, I am
• 12:04
  Speaker 1: from Grand Prairie, to be exact. Oh, damn.
• 12:06
  Speaker 2: That'll hold you.
• 12:07
  Speaker 1: That'll hold you right there. I knew it wasn't Oak Cliff.
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: I knew that. I knew it wasn't 6th Street. That
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: ain't my hood. No, that is not my hood. All right,
• 12:16
  Speaker 1: so Skip is going to tell you the way the
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: game works. You know, we might as well give her
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: the trophy now. You can tell she has it. Oh, yeah,
• 12:22
  Speaker 1: she's very smart. She's already educated. Well spoken. Yeah, we
• 12:25
  Speaker 1: don't need that. Skip, get a dummy on the phone
• 12:28
  Speaker 1: next time. Jesus Christ, give us a shot. So, Skip,
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: explain to her. You've got some explaining to do.
• 12:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah, what we're going to do, Elise, we want you
• 12:38
  Speaker 6: to be a prestigious graduate from D.L. 's School of
• 12:41
  Speaker 6: Real Good Book Learning. So what we're going to do
• 12:44
  Speaker 6: is give you a word. You're going to have to
• 12:45
  Speaker 6: use that word in a sentence. And then afterwards, we
• 12:48
  Speaker 6: will let Jasmine try to use that word in the sentence.
• 12:50
  Speaker 6: And then D.L., he will use the word in a sentence.
• 12:52
  Speaker 6: We'll see who gets it right.
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 2: You ready?
• 12:56
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 12:57
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 12:57
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 12:58
  Speaker 2: Today's word, I need you to use this in a sentence.
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  Speaker 1: Limpid.
• 13:03
  Speaker 2: Limpid.
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  Speaker 6: Please use that in a sense.
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: Limpid. It's very limpid in this room. Okay.
• 13:12
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 13:13
  Speaker 1: All right. Jasmine. Jasmine.
• 13:18
  Speaker 2: Limpid.
• 13:18
  Speaker 5: The worst thing about going out with an older guy
• 13:23
  Speaker 5: on a date is sometimes they tend to be a
• 13:25
  Speaker 5: little limpid.
• 13:27
  Speaker 6: I guess that wasn't the first date.
• 13:30
  Speaker 2: That's meaning number three.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 13:36
  Speaker 3: DL.
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  Speaker 2: Limpid.
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: My prospects for the future are never limited.
• 13:41
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 13:46
  Speaker 4: That could work.
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: The definition is free of.
• 13:50
  Speaker 6: Anything that darkens completely clear or unclouded and clear.
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: I won. Thank you, Grand Prairie.
• 14:01
  Speaker 4: Appreciate it.
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: You'll get your little certificate now.
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: Your eyes are like limpid pools of clear, bright, you know.
• 14:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all them diplomas on the wall.
• 14:14
  Speaker 3: You didn't get this one, did you?
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: But thank you. It'll go right next to your Penn State.
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: I'm sure it's going to. Where'd you go to college
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: this week? Where'd you go to college? University of Texas.
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: We'll hook them. Not Texas. North Texas is different. Oh,
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: North Texas.
• 14:36
  Speaker 9: Me don't agree with my school.
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, wow. Well, you now went to
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: the D.L. School of Real Good Book Learning. It's so dope.
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: I don't think it will. You can use it as
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: a napkin under your coffee. It's not a drop down
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: on LinkedIn yet, but it's coming. Thank you for playing.
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: Hang on. Skip got something for you. Hang on. We're
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: going to recognize some of the funnest comedians. Some of
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: you know, some of you don't. Welcome to the stage,
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: Tyree Elaine.
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  Speaker 7: I just want to give some advice. I have a
• 15:11
  Speaker 7: side dude. Dude, I see on the side of my
• 15:14
  Speaker 7: regular relationship. It keeps the regular relationship strong.
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: It does.
• 15:18
  Speaker 7: Ladies, if you're going to cheat, please be responsible. Do
• 15:21
  Speaker 7: it with somebody who looks like your man. That way,
• 15:22
  Speaker 7: if you get pregnant, you got about a 90% chance
• 15:25
  Speaker 7: of getting away with it. I'm just trying to make
• 15:27
  Speaker 7: your holiday pictures make sense because I've seen some where
• 15:29
  Speaker 7: I'm like, you and the baby look cute, but who's
• 15:31
  Speaker 7: that dude? Am I wrong for saying that?
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 15:35
  Speaker 4: Who knows?
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: But I know this.
• 15:36
  Speaker 7: There's a double standard between men and women. I was
• 15:38
  Speaker 7: with a guy three and a half years, okay? He
• 15:41
  Speaker 7: goes overseas to play ball for like a year. I
• 15:43
  Speaker 7: didn't have no proof that he was cheating, but you.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: Know how you just know? You know, because you doing it.
• 15:46
  Speaker 7: So you know all the behavior to look for. But seriously,
• 15:50
  Speaker 7: he's gone for a year to play ball.
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: I'm not stupid.
• 15:52
  Speaker 7: I pick him up from the airport. I'm like, how
• 15:54
  Speaker 7: many women was you with overseas?
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: He tells me 12.
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: I was like, okay.
• 15:58
  Speaker 7: I took it like a, I could have killed both
• 16:00
  Speaker 7: of us.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: I was like, okay.
• 16:01
  Speaker 7: 12, whatever, because I braced myself for it. What I
• 16:05
  Speaker 7: didn't brace myself for was him asking.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: Me how many dudes I was with while he was gone.
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: I was like, I'm grown, what?
• 16:15
  Speaker 7: But since we was being honest, I told him I
• 16:17
  Speaker 7: was with only one other dude.
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: He flips out.
• 16:18
  Speaker 7: Because I had a baby about a dude, but I'm like, really?
• 16:22
  Speaker 7: My one baby versus your 12 grown women. And you
• 16:26
  Speaker 7: go up to the parents, what, the small stuff?
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: Really, Raheem?
• 16:29
  Speaker 7: I said, look at my son's face.
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: He looks just like you.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: You're welcome.
• 16:34
  Speaker 7: You know how hard it is to find a black
• 16:36
  Speaker 7: man with red hair and freckles? It's an anomaly. Thank
• 16:40
  Speaker 7: you guys so much.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: My name is Tyree. It is the D.R. Hughley Show,
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: your 2026 edition. I guess I am going to be
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: in Milwaukee this Friday and Saturday at the Milwaukee Improv.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: But next week, I'm going to go to Detroit to
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: hang out with Adul El-Sayed.
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: Let me tell you something. I, I get, I get
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: text messages from him.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: Tommy. Tommy. You didn't hear it. Oh, I saw him.
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I saw him.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: Yes, he did.
• 17:07
  Speaker 5: But I also saw where Trump was going.
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: Abdul. I'm like, are you kidding me? What are you doing?
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: All the things. Let me, it's the time of the
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: year where he rolls out a shoe booty du jour
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: to travel with him. It's that time. I don't care
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: if it's, and it's funny because, I saw J.D. Vance
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: that was basically trying to emasculate Tallarico. Hold on, ain't
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: you the dude that f * * * ing couch
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: and wear eyeliner?
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: There he is.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: I'd be damned if I am going to take that
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: s * * * from a cover girl model. I'm
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: not going to do that. Not a cover girl model. Listen,
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: Estee Lauder, let me tell you something, baby boy. Listen, Mac,
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: Bobby Brown, let me tell you something. It's hard for
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: you to ever emasculate somebody when you're wearing eyeliner doing it.
• 17:54
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: You just look like you left a drag show. And
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: let's be clear, Tallarico does look like Opie, though.
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: That's okay.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: He does look like Opie.
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: He just looks like he's trustworthy. I like that other dude.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: I like what he's talking about, though.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: I do, too. Okay, yeah, I do, too. Did you
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: ever watch that Claymation thing, Davey? Yes. With Davey and Goliath.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: He looks just like him.
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: He looks like he's about nine years old.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: He does. He looks like the model for the dude
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: on the Mad Magazine.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, he does with.
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: The red hair and the little braces or something.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: But, you know, if he wins, he's going to look victorious.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: And we like it. J.D. Vance.
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: I saw an interview.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: J.D.
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: Vance was like, I don't even know what you're talking about.
• 18:42
  Speaker 5: Trump has not done anything to make himself rich. I
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: don't see any example of that.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: We will see. You know what? Maybe congressional oversight might.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: They might see something that you missed.
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 18:54
  Speaker 5: Welcome back to the DL Hughley Show. Erica Campbell, are
• 18:57
  Speaker 5: you ready to play for the hard way? I'm a
• 18:59
  Speaker 5: DL Hughley Show.
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: Let's do it, girl. Let's get into it.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: So you said prayer work.
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: Right. So prayer works. Why is the White House still standing?
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: I have no idea.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of us.
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: What is the root of your prayer? You got to go.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: That's a prayer. I come from a real good place.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: You always pray for things like I pray for. I
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: like I've never prayed for victory. I would just pray. No,
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: I just pray for strength to make the best of myself.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: I could. Let me be as strong as I can
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: be at that moment. I think it's kind of selfish
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: to pray for victory when somebody else is praying. I
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: hope this woman ain't pregnant. Well, God is not.
• 19:42
  Speaker 9: He's not like, I'm busy right now. I can't answer
• 19:44
  Speaker 9: your call. Like he's infinite enough to answer your words
• 19:47
  Speaker 9: and theirs.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, well then, okay. Hang on a minute.
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: He's just glad you're talking to him.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: As long as you're talking to him, that's what he wants.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: I don't want to be selfish.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: As long as when you talk to him, you let
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: him talk back.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: No, I'm not.
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: That ain't going to happen.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: There you go. If I prayed and a voice came
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: on in my head and talked back to me. Why
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: do you say came on?
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: Like he on a microphone. Like I've seen. Like what
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: does it sound like? Is that what you're asking?
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: God's hand in my life. I've seen things that I
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: would ascribe to him. Now, obviously. There are people who
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: might take a different position other than that. But I've
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: never heard a voice go, hey, get it together. I
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: don't think he would.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: That's how he is.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: That's how he is. Depending on who your God is.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know who you serve.
• 20:35
  Speaker 9: Do you serve the king or do you serve the prince?
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: Chris is gone. Not that one.
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: The Prince of Darkness.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: A little bit of both.
• 20:47
  Speaker 8: She said a little bit of both.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: Depends on what day it is.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: I'm certainly not. I wouldn't serve... I wouldn't serve the devil.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: That would mean I was in government. I think that
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: I have a problem with people use the auspices of
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: religion to enforce these kind of arcane like incest and
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: rape is not bad as abortion. That's insane. But they
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: use the mantle of Christianity and they'll say God told
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: us to do it and we so they've done all
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: these things in his name that you have to kind
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: of sift through all that kind of stuff. Right. It's horrible.
• 21:26
  Speaker 9: And some things we won't have an answer for. But
• 21:28
  Speaker 9: I believe fakes and frauds happen in every walk of life.
• 21:31
  Speaker 9: It just has a different thing when it's a.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: And they don't get tax-free benefits. It's a different.
• 21:39
  Speaker 9: feeling it stings us in a different way when you
• 21:42
  Speaker 9: say that you're a Christian. But there are fakes and
• 21:44
  Speaker 9: frauds in every walk of life. But that wouldn't stop
• 21:47
  Speaker 9: me from serving God because I don't serve that man
• 21:49
  Speaker 9: or that person. It's God that I serve. So I
• 21:54
  Speaker 9: believe in good and I believe that some things take
• 21:57
  Speaker 9: longer than others. And if you look at the Bible,
• 21:59
  Speaker 9: even there's no I pray and things go right. There's
• 22:01
  Speaker 9: always time. There's always experience and there's something to learn.
• 22:04
  Speaker 9: I believe nothing in our lives is wasted. Even the
• 22:06
  Speaker 9: most traumatic things will serve a purpose at some point
• 22:08
  Speaker 9: in time. My mom used to tell me, you don't
• 22:11
  Speaker 9: go through for yourself. So any trouble or problem that
• 22:13
  Speaker 9: you've been through, it becomes a tool to share with
• 22:16
  Speaker 9: someone else. Look, I made it through this, this, this.
• 22:18
  Speaker 9: And so can you. So, I mean, if you look
• 22:21
  Speaker 9: historically at what some of our people have been through,
• 22:23
  Speaker 9: it's been some horrible, horrible stuff. But there have been
• 22:26
  Speaker 9: some people who have overcome. And those are the things
• 22:28
  Speaker 9: that I wish we would hold on to and say
• 22:30
  Speaker 9: if it happened, if it could happen for them, it
• 22:31
  Speaker 9: could still happen in 2019 for us.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: The difference for me is, and we have these conversations
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: all the time. I respect Christians' humanity. I just wish
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: they would respect other people's humanity.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: A lot of us do.
• 22:48
  Speaker 9: But unfortunately, I'm not I don't Christian the way evangelical Christian.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: I'm not that kind of Christian. What kind of Christian?
• 22:55
  Speaker 9: I love people. I have grace for people. I think
• 22:57
  Speaker 9: we should help the less fortunate. I think we should
• 23:01
  Speaker 9: take care of our people. I think we should help kids.
• 23:03
  Speaker 9: And I mean, I just.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: Think how's that different than me? Um, I, I said
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: yes to Jesus. Right. That's it.
• 23:10
  Speaker 9: And that's the difference because the thing is you can have,
• 23:13
  Speaker 9: and I always tell people this, people think, oh, if
• 23:15
  Speaker 9: you get with Jesus, everything is fine. There are people
• 23:17
  Speaker 9: who don't love Jesus and they help the community and
• 23:20
  Speaker 9: they have good.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: Marriages and all that kind of stuff. And this is
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: where people like this and not the most kind, learned,
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: erudite people I've ever met didn't believe in Jesus. The
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: most interesting conversations I've ever had with people. where people
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: who weren't necessarily, they didn't believe in Jesus. But if
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: you want to talk to a Christian about another, Jesus said,
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: I believe that's it. But there is.
• 23:40
  Speaker 9: No, but there are many scriptures that debate that. There's
• 23:43
  Speaker 9: many scriptures that tell us to give an account for
• 23:45
  Speaker 9: our faith. So you're supposed to be responsible with your faith.
• 23:48
  Speaker 9: You're supposed to get in the book and find out
• 23:50
  Speaker 9: what it says, not just what your church does, because
• 23:52
  Speaker 9: different religions have different things. Baptist, Pentecostal, Catholicism. So many
• 23:57
  Speaker 9: different religions. If you believe in Jesus, you should find out.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: What he did.
• 24:00
  Speaker 9: And if you follow his life, he dealt with a
• 24:04
  Speaker 9: lot of things. He was fully divine, but fully human.
• 24:06
  Speaker 9: Twelve disciples, one of which betrayed him. And, you know,
• 24:10
  Speaker 9: several of which, you know, were not.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: I bet that dude who betrayed him later went on
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: to be a police officer. I want you to get
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: in the book. Thank you so much for joining us tonight.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: Now it's time for what you need to know with
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: one and only Sybil Wilkes.
• 24:24
  Speaker 8: It's Sybil Wilkes with what we need to know. Former
• 24:27
  Speaker 8: President Barack Obama is sharply criticizing the federal raid on
• 24:31
  Speaker 8: Congresswoman Ilhan Omar's home, accusing the administration of using investigations
• 24:36
  Speaker 8: to intimidate political opponents and condemning efforts to deport the
• 24:40
  Speaker 8: naturalized Minnesota lawmaker. In New York City, police are hunting
• 24:43
  Speaker 8: for a gunman who fatally shot a man in the
• 24:46
  Speaker 8: chest during a Midtown Manhattan subway platform dispute, marking the
• 24:50
  Speaker 8: city's seventh subway homicide this year. And in international news,
• 24:54
  Speaker 8: massive civil unrest over the cost of living rocked Paris,
• 24:58
  Speaker 8: where more than 1,200 protesters were arrested and 150 police
• 25:03
  Speaker 8: officers injured after demonstrators.
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: Torched cars and looted stores.
• 25:07
  Speaker 8: And in health research, a new study from Johns Hopkins
• 25:10
  Speaker 8: reveals frequent or unintentional daytime napping among older adults is
• 25:14
  Speaker 8: linked to a significantly higher risk of developmental developing dementia.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: I'm Sybil Wilkes.
• 25:19
  Speaker 8: Be informed. Be empowered.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Sybil Jazzman.
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: I don't know what the hell that means.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: More of the DL Hughley Show is coming up. Why
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: don't you be regular sometimes? It is the DL Hughley Show,
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: your 2026 edition. They are sending ICE here, and they're
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: going to have ICE. They collected ballots somewhere. I guess
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: ICE went and collected ballots, I think. So it's clear
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: that he's trying to use his private army. Do you
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: know that ICE would be one of the largest armies
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: on the face of the earth?
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: And he put them together within the last year and
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: a half, two years.
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: Needed no experience.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: They're his stormtroopers. Yeah.
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: And they go wherever. Think about it. All of the
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: places that they've shown up, that they were not even needed.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Right. It clearly was an intimidation tactic. What does ICE
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: has to do with polling booths?
• 26:12
  Speaker 5: Absolutely nothing. I thought it was illegal for them to
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: even be there.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: It is illegal. Yeah. But everything he's doing is illegal, boy.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: You can't. This dude. You know what? All I'm saying
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: is this. Everything. So last year, two years ago, he
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: ran on lowering grocery prices day one. He ran on
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: making sure that the Epstein files were released. Right.
• 26:37
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: He ran on no new wars. Right. And he ran
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: on what was something else that he ran on. The
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: war in Ukraine was going to stop immediately. And and
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: and and grocery was going to go down day one. Right.
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: All of those things. Not only they're worse now. Right.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: All of those things are significantly worse. And what he
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: is doing rather than dealing with the issues that are
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: confronting America, they they send him an office to deal
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: with the very things he won't talk about now. And
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: now he's telling you about how Abdul Syed's middle name
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: is Mohammed. He's telling you how transgender have surgery come
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: down for a day in high school. They come down,
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: they come back five days later from surgery. And he's
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: telling you that, that I don't know what else he's done.
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: He's done all kinds of stuff that don't even matter.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: None of it matters. None of it matters. He has no,
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, he understands that if, if they take
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: the sentence and the, and somebody said what I've been saying,
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: if they win a, if it's a bloodbath, a bloodbath,
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: a political bloodbath, then the people, the Republicans that are
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: left will have no stake in staying with him because
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: he's cost him so much. And if they bring articles
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: of impeachment, he get he see impeachment doesn't mean you
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: just have it on your record. They can remove him.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: They can remove him. And I and I hope progressive
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: don't try to keep him in office to keep it
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: more horrible. You have to stop this dude from what
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: he's doing right now.
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: Right now. Please, somebody.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Here he is, the military man, Jamal Kingsley, returning doing
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: double duty to expose racism in our everyday lives.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: Hello, my brothers and sisters.
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: This is Jamal Kingsley, the militant man, here to expose
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: racism hidden in our everyday lives. Why is it you
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: have never looked up into the night sky and burned
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: your eyes? You have never heard of somebody getting moonburned.
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: And you have never heard of somebody getting melanoma from
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: being out too much at night. Well, why is it
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: we are conditioned to be afraid of the dark? The
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: dark ain't never hurt no one. It's obvious it's the
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: light that'll kill you.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: Think about it, my brother.
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: Why is it white shoes make your feet look big
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: and black shoes make your feet look small? Is it
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: always because the white is trying to be bigger than
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: the black? Think about it, my brother. And why is
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: it when the white man is mad, he turns red?
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: When he's sad, he turns blue. When he tans, he
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: turns brown. And when he dies, he turns purple. And
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: they want to call us color? Think about it, my brother.
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: This is Jamal Kingsley, the militant man. And until next week,
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: stay woke and think.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: About it, my brother.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: It's the DL Hughley Show, your 2026 edition. In case
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: you are going to be In Milwaukee, I'll be there
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: this Friday and Saturday at the Milwaukee Improv. I got,
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: where am I at for my book signing? in Fort Worth? Skip,
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: I don't know where I am, but I'll be there.
• 29:45
  Speaker 8: Polk?
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: Is it Polk or something?
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: Um, I'll be there. And then, um, we'll go to dinner,
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: our dinner, meet with some of the bros, have a
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: little drinks and cigars.
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: Get your wallet ready.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: Cause you know, then I got to go. Yeah.
• 29:56
  Speaker 5: Skip.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: Don't ever.
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: You're going to be at, uh, the doc.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: I work for you.
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: You know how much not in my wallet.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: The doc store, the doc bookstore in Fort Worth.
• 30:08
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: And then, uh, the following day we will be in
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: Baltimore at where?
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: You will be hanging out with Gary, the typewriter.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: He don't typewrite no more. He don't typewrite no more.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: He doesn't do that anymore. Um, he doesn't do that anymore. Um,
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: and then I'll be where at the, uh, something. It's a,
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: some library, whatever. I'll, I'll, I'll find out where we'll
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: get it together. It's already sold out anyway. So you
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: can come to Baltimore. It is. So I don't know
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: why the world, uh, I don't even know what I'm
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: talking about. And then of course, uh, you can go
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: to see me in Milwaukee at the Milwaukee improv. Um,
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: Did you know I heard this interesting thing? And I
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: guess I'll talk about it tomorrow.
• 30:45
  Speaker 5: Well, I'm curious now. Stay thirsty, my friend. Is that
• 30:51
  Speaker 5: what you're going to say?
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: On the next D.L. Hughley Show, sometimes people get really
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: upset with the things I say. So we're going to
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: give them an opportunity to be with our segment called F.U.D.L. Hughley. Plus,
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: we're going to honor so much benevolence of the human
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: being of the week. It is the DL Hughley Show.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: We will definitely see you on the other side. Kyle,
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: my favorite short bus operator. Pull that string. We gots
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: to go. Ciao, ciao. It's the DL Hughley Show. See
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: you on the other side.