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Pirates in Etheros Episode 44 - Bounty Hunters and Shadow Magic · Chaotically Balanced

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  SPEAKER_01: All right, enough of that.
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  SPEAKER_01: Let's dive into the adventure.
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  SPEAKER_01: Welcome, fellow adventurers, nerds, and neurodivergent.
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  SPEAKER_01: We also had some sicknesses last week, so we were...
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  SPEAKER_01: not streaming as well as we had some technical difficulties.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, we didn't.
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  SPEAKER_01: The world did, thanks to AWS going down.
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  SPEAKER_01: But alas, we are back.
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  SPEAKER_01: We are on our adjusted schedule for this week,
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  SPEAKER_01: and we're going to pick up right where we left off.
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  After regrouping,
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  the group began to move out of the muck and towards the Belfast
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  safe house.
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  They only made it a few hundred feet before Mr.
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  Belfast got shot in the shoulder.
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  SPEAKER_01: This made them all freeze and take cover as Joachim,
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  SPEAKER_01: one of his shadows,
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  SPEAKER_01: Krakka,
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  SPEAKER_01: and Lala began to take cautious scouting positions.
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  SPEAKER_01: Joachim's shadow gets taken out virtually silently.
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  SPEAKER_01: Joachim summons his dark
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  SPEAKER_01: Kroka and Lalo follow close behind.
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  SPEAKER_01: They find the source of the shots, but it's too late.
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  SPEAKER_01: They were ambushed at Blade Point by a group of somewhat familiar faces.
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  Zara Yorn,
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  Draven Crescent Moon,
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  and Jackson Hammerson with his construct Rashim.
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  SPEAKER_01: They all were badly injured and were threatening Mr. Belfast.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yenor was able to step in and calm down the tension,
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  and the group was able to regroup and follow Zara back to her
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  and her group's small
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  SPEAKER_01: camp in a nearby cave.
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  SPEAKER_01: They cleaned up in some cave water, caught up, ate up, and rested up.
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  Now they wake up from their uninterrupted rest and plan to push
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  towards the Belfast buildings.
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  SPEAKER_01: We are going to pick up right there.
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  SPEAKER_01: A very uneventful evening,
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  SPEAKER_01: as you all heard some rustling and bustling outside the cave,
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  but nothing has come in to investigate about what was going on
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  with you all.
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  SPEAKER_01: You all feel refreshed and rejuvenated.
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  All of your newfound friends do not seem fully refreshed and
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  rejuvenated,
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  however.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, shit, we kept watch all night.
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  SPEAKER_02: Nobody should have died.
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  SPEAKER_02: What's wrong with them?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah,
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  since we've been running for a while and haven't had much time
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  to rest ourselves,
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  SPEAKER_01: it's taken us a little bit to get to where we are currently.
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  SPEAKER_02: Are you sure you're not infected?
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm a rabbit.
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  SPEAKER_01: What do you think I'd be infected with?
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  SPEAKER_02: Ravius.
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  SPEAKER_01: Do you see me foaming at the mouth?
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  SPEAKER_01: You want to inspect my shit?
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  SPEAKER_01: Here.
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  SPEAKER_01: He just shits on a rock right there.
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  SPEAKER_02: You poop jelly beans?
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  SPEAKER_01: You want to try one?
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  SPEAKER_01: I guarantee you it doesn't taste like a jelly bean.
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  SPEAKER_02: Even if a belly bean came from your butt, I wouldn't eat it.
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  Unfortunately,
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  we don't have our lovely cleric friend...
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  What's her name again?
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  SPEAKER_01: Lady Ren.
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  SPEAKER_01: Lady Ren.
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  SPEAKER_01: We don't have Lady Ren with us.
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  SPEAKER_02: You have a friend that you don't know their name?
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  SPEAKER_01: Listen, I'm a little scatterbrained seeing as the...
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  enslavement and torture that I just escaped not too long ago so
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  uh yeah I forgot
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  her name there we go again with the with the torture excuses
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  all the time anyway
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  I'm sure you're mistaken lady friends that like fancy person
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  she she's got like a
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  SPEAKER_02: castle or something why would she be friends with a rabbit uh
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  SPEAKER_01: Zara speaks up.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  None of us were anything more than mercenaries before we worked
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  with her on a
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  SPEAKER_01: mission to rescue some high profile children.
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  I believe she was assigned to us on that mission because we
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  were just mercenaries at that time.
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  SPEAKER_02: Nepotism is alive and well.
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  SPEAKER_01: Listen, we earned our positions that we are currently in.
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  SPEAKER_02: Sure, sure.
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  SPEAKER_02: Is Joaquim awake yet?
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  SPEAKER_01: Joaquim, are you awake yet?
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_02: I guess not.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, he's just on top.
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  He's just,
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  like,
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  has shifted to be on top of you in the middle of the night.
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  SPEAKER_01: You are his pillow.
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  SPEAKER_02: Alright, Agnes, I've escaped.
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  SPEAKER_02: Escaped its petty bear position.
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  SPEAKER_02: Alright.
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  SPEAKER_02: No luck there, then, sleeping beauty.
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  SPEAKER_02: What's the plan for today, Anor?
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  SPEAKER_02: Are we doing something important?
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  SPEAKER_02: Are we having a trial?
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  SPEAKER_02: I think we're going to a town.
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  SPEAKER_02: Have a trial?
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  SPEAKER_02: Why would we have a trial?
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  SPEAKER_02: But try him!
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  SPEAKER_02: And she points at Mr. Belfast with her dagger.
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  SPEAKER_02: You know, for war crimes and stuff.
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  SPEAKER_02: Didn't you, like, sell them?
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  SPEAKER_02: And then she gestures to the other group with Zara and then...
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  SPEAKER_00: So you're saying he didn't do these things?
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm not saying he did or he didn't.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's what the trial's for.
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  SPEAKER_01: I did not sell anybody.
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  SPEAKER_01: They told you that I sold them out, but I didn't.
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  SPEAKER_01: I was trying to buy all of our freedom.
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  SPEAKER_02: Selling and buying sounds guilty.
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I have no opinion on this.
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  SPEAKER_01: And first,
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  SPEAKER_01: we were going to his storage unit anyway,
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  SPEAKER_01: because the city of Keldis is miles and miles away through...
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  SPEAKER_01: Rough terrain, lakes, mountains.
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  SPEAKER_01: Not a good time.
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  SPEAKER_01: Maybe we've got faster means of transportation from his storage area.
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  SPEAKER_02: Or maybe he's a war criminal.
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  SPEAKER_01: Maybe you're a war criminal based on those wanted posters.
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  SPEAKER_02: Does it say wanted war crimes?
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  SPEAKER_02: No, it does not.
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  SPEAKER_02: I can read.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I'm sorry.
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  SPEAKER_01: Crimes against the crown.
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  SPEAKER_01: Is that better?
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's just like one guy.
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  Maybe there's good enough treats at this warehouse that we can
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  just forget all about this.
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  SPEAKER_01: I highly doubt that.
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  SPEAKER_01: Zara says, kind of flicking her sword around in her hand.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oof.
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  SPEAKER_02: Bribery.
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  SPEAKER_02: adding that to the list of political crimes today.
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  SPEAKER_01: I thought these were criminal crimes, not political crimes.
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  SPEAKER_01: He's not a politician, is he?
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  SPEAKER_01: If he is, I'll cut his head off.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's how it works.
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  SPEAKER_02: The criminals influence the politics.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's what he is.
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  SPEAKER_00: I am not a lawyer.
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  SPEAKER_02: These comments do not work.
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  SPEAKER_01: Zara just says, you know her.
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  SPEAKER_01: Why?
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  SPEAKER_01: Why?
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  SPEAKER_02: She's just gonna shrug.
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  SPEAKER_01: Hey, Zara, it's the same reason you keep me around!
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  SPEAKER_01: I hear Jackson yell from the other end of the cave.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I know.
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  SPEAKER_00: Is it because we're small?
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  SPEAKER_02: because we're pirates.
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  SPEAKER_02: They think we got no moral code yet.
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  SPEAKER_02: We're the only ones here trying to have some, some fair justice.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, I mean, me anyway, you tried, you accept bribery, so.
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  SPEAKER_02: Pirates, they got a code, see.
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  SPEAKER_01: Mr. Velfast, I seem to remember you taking bribery, little one.
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  SPEAKER_02: That never happened.
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  SPEAKER_01: Jingle your pockets and then tell me that again.
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  SPEAKER_02: I own this.
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  SPEAKER_02: I earned this fair and square.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's what a pirate would say.
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  SPEAKER_02: Once again...
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  SPEAKER_02: Being a pirate.
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  SPEAKER_02: Don't say pirate with such disdain.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry, but I almost got my head chopped off for so-called piracy.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm insane.
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  SPEAKER_02: But we got out of it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Without a scratch, I might add.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't know how to express this.
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  SPEAKER_02: She kind of like lean forward and opens her eyes real big at the
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  at the other group once again just like we managed we managed
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  to escape with nary a
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  scratch yeah there just happened to be somebody that attacked
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  the harbor that we're
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  SPEAKER_02: at and blew a hole in the side of the jail and we escaped
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh, Wakim, I see you moved towards the entrance of the cave.
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  SPEAKER_01: What are you, uh, what are you looking for?
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  SPEAKER_03: Hey, what?
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  SPEAKER_01: I saw Wakim move towards the entrance of the cave.
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  Yeah,
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  I was just gonna go get some fresh air,
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  because I am not taking part in any sort of trial.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're just leaving the nonsense?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: He noped the fuck out of there.
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  If you are,
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  make a perception check for me while you take a peek outside.
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  SPEAKER_00: Sure I can.
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  SPEAKER_00: Watch me.
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  SPEAKER_01: Actually, make two, so roll a second one.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: Hey, the rolls are coming through.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, above VTT fixed whatever problem they were having.
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  SPEAKER_01: Or the AWS outage reset above VTT and fixed it.
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  SPEAKER_03: Hooray.
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  SPEAKER_03: OK.
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  SPEAKER_01: Fresh air.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's fresh swamp air.
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  SPEAKER_02: All right.
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  And as I get outside,
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  I will take a deep breath and I will bust my detect magic.
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  SPEAKER_01: You don't really sense much of anything at the moment.
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  SPEAKER_01: Actually, what you do sense is a change in the swamp magic.
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  It seems to have dissipated the undead feeling,
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  like the necrotic feeling of magic.
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  SPEAKER_02: All good.
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  SPEAKER_02: That is not the bust that I thought you were going to do.
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  SPEAKER_02: Say again.
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  SPEAKER_02: You said you were going to bust the detect magic.
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  SPEAKER_02: When you said bust, I didn't think detect magic.
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  I thought you were going to like fart or something since you
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  went outside for privacy.
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, you know, it is early.
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  So,
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  you know,
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  I don't know if anybody would hear that,
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  but he'd probably fart.
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  SPEAKER_03: I was just never mind.
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  SPEAKER_02: It wasn't to say bust ass, but that didn't sound right.
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  SPEAKER_02: But I will wake up and follow Akeem outside after a few minutes.
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  SPEAKER_01: You can also make two perception checks then for me as well.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because there's two of you outside.
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  SPEAKER_01: 15 and 19.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, same thing that as fresh of swamp air as swamp air can get.
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  SPEAKER_00: Smells like home.
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  SPEAKER_01: less uh the the scent of undead is not as strong as it was yesterday
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  SPEAKER_02: So, what do you think we're going to find at the warehouse?
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  SPEAKER_01: What came?
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  SPEAKER_01: Sorry, what was that?
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  SPEAKER_02: So what do you think we're gonna find at the warehouse?
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean,
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  SPEAKER_02: you know,
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  SPEAKER_02: minor illusion,
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  SPEAKER_02: a whole bunch of question marks,
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  SPEAKER_02: and then just like a whole bunch of random bullshit.
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  SPEAKER_02: So like, again, it's just everything kind of flying out at you.
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  And then it'll all just kind of dissipate in a puff of smoke
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  and say that.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I really don't hope this is a rouge.
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  SPEAKER_02: I hope there's actually some useful stuff there, but I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_02: He hasn't been truthful at all, so best of luck, I guess.
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  SPEAKER_02: As he says that,
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  Joaquin is just going to look over his shoulder back towards
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  the rest of the group
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  SPEAKER_02: and then look back at Croc and say,
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  SPEAKER_02: again,
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  SPEAKER_02: I just want to get out of here.
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  SPEAKER_02: We have things to do.
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  SPEAKER_02: And this seems like a diversion.
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  SPEAKER_00: But
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  SPEAKER_02: We're here, so let it play out, I guess.
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean,
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  it also gives us more time to kind of think of what to do to
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  not be wanted for
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  SPEAKER_02: supposedly betraying the crown.
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  SPEAKER_02: I guess that's what, uh,
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  SPEAKER_02: Zara said?
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  SPEAKER_02: I think that was Zara talking.
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  SPEAKER_00: Wait, I'm sorry.
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  SPEAKER_00: Hold on.
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  SPEAKER_00: Pause for one second.
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  SPEAKER_00: We're wanted for betraying the crown?
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  SPEAKER_01: There are...
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  You have been informed that there are very many wanted posters
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  out with all of your
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  SPEAKER_01: images on them,
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  SPEAKER_01: and you found evidence of this as well,
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  SPEAKER_01: and it phased to change into whoever looked at it,
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  SPEAKER_01: which I believe was Lala,
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  SPEAKER_01: who looked at it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um,
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  SPEAKER_01: but yes,
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  SPEAKER_01: uh,
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  SPEAKER_01: uh,
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  among the charges was allegations again of you against the
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  crown due to the airship
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  SPEAKER_01: going down in Keurig.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh, all right.
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  So I'm back in,
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  uh,
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  look back at Croc and say,
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  Hey,
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  these are allegations.
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  SPEAKER_02: Um, we just need good representation.
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  SPEAKER_02: I can cover that.
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  Either way,
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  we need to get out in front of these allegations before
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  anything else.
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  SPEAKER_02: So, thing here really doesn't really help us.
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  SPEAKER_02: I know you're right about that.
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  SPEAKER_02: We just, we need to be on the move.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's the best thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: Right on the outskirts of each of your perceptions,
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  SPEAKER_01: you just see some rustling in the bushes around the entrance of the cave.
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  SPEAKER_02: How many feet out?
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  SPEAKER_02: Are we just at the entrance of the cave?
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we're just at the entrance, right?
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  SPEAKER_02: We didn't actually go outside.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, at the entrance or right outside of it.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's probably like 30 feet out.
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  SPEAKER_00: I Eldritch blasted.
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  SPEAKER_01: Roll an attack roll.
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  SPEAKER_01: Go ahead and roll Eldritch Blast damage.
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  SPEAKER_02: Like a finger gun.
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  SPEAKER_01: You don't hear anything further.
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  SPEAKER_01: And the rustling seems to stop for a moment.
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  SPEAKER_02: I walk backwards and I nudge him with my shoulder.
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  SPEAKER_02: Have your shadow check.
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  SPEAKER_02: I already lost one before.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm not losing another one right now.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, you actually lose them?
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  I just thought they just disappeared and you just went to the
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  underworld or
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  SPEAKER_02: wherever they came from and then you just
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  bring him back you actually like oh i'm sorry i'm just
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  borrowing essence for a
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  little while that's the best way i can describe it but i uh i
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  ready another
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  SPEAKER_02: eldritch blast in the event that something again rustles or comes at us
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  SPEAKER_01: You see Jackson hop off of the walls and bounce his way to the entrance.
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  SPEAKER_01: Get inside now.
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  SPEAKER_02: What?
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  SPEAKER_02: Why?
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  SPEAKER_02: What's going on?
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  SPEAKER_02: Get inside now.
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  SPEAKER_01: Next to your head, Joachim, against the side of the cave wall.
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  SPEAKER_01: There's a bullet hole.
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  SPEAKER_02: Whoa.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: And yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Krakka!
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  SPEAKER_00: I will dip behind this little edge here,
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  SPEAKER_00: just so that I can kind of keep an eye closer towards the entrance,
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  SPEAKER_00: but still kind of readying in action in case I see something.
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  SPEAKER_01: All right.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're here.
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  SPEAKER_01: All right, boys, there's no need for subtlety anymore.
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  SPEAKER_01: Let's go get them.
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  SPEAKER_02: Hey, guys, we got incoming.
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  SPEAKER_01: You see three individuals come out of the bushes.
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  SPEAKER_01: One has your shadow arcane smoke coming off of his arm.
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  SPEAKER_01: The one you hit with the Eldritch Blast.
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  SPEAKER_01: One of them is currently reloading his rifle.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's the one that shot at you in the head.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then a giant armored one in the back.
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  SPEAKER_01: They're not quite in the cave.
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  SPEAKER_01: This is just for you guys to see them.
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  SPEAKER_01: They're not quite in the cave yet.
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  SPEAKER_01: Get back in the cave further.
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  SPEAKER_01: Get back in the cave further.
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  SPEAKER_00: Do we see your weapons they're wielding?
• 24:09
  SPEAKER_01: With your perception checks, yes.
• 24:11
  SPEAKER_01: So you would see that the one reloading the rifle, it's a...
• 24:18
  SPEAKER_01: long-barreled hunter's rifle, like one that you've encountered before.
• 24:22
  SPEAKER_01: It looks similar to the one that Deedle carries for Lala.
• 24:29
  SPEAKER_01: The one that you hit with an Eldritch Blast...
• 24:38
  SPEAKER_01: He doesn't have any weapons drawn at the moment,
• 24:42
  SPEAKER_01: so you're not quite sure what kind of equipment he's carrying.
• 24:48
  And you just know that the giant suit of armor guys are...
• 24:52
  Don't mess with them.
• 24:55
  SPEAKER_01: You've already encountered one.
• 24:58
  SPEAKER_01: And it's not the crazed guys with the purple smoke.
• 25:02
  SPEAKER_01: This is like a dude in an armored suit.
• 25:07
  SPEAKER_01: Like the person that Yenor had sold fake Sniffle Shade to.
• 25:10
  SPEAKER_02: They can all see and hear everything.
• 25:16
  SPEAKER_01: They're not in the cave yet.
• 25:18
  SPEAKER_01: They are approaching the entrance,
• 25:20
  and Jackson is telling you to go back further in the cave that
• 25:24
  they had planned for
• 25:25
  SPEAKER_01: this.
• 25:26
  SPEAKER_00: They had planned for this?
• 25:29
  SPEAKER_01: They've been on the run.
• 25:30
  SPEAKER_01: They had contingency plans in case something went wrong.
• 25:36
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 25:37
  I will...
• 25:37
  I'm gonna go here,
• 25:42
  because I can still see everything from here,
• 25:44
  essentially.
• 25:46
  okay and as i go back i'm gonna like because i i guess that i'm
• 25:55
  gonna crawl up on
• 25:57
  rashim and like bring his attention to the entrance and i guess
• 26:01
  by the time i do
• 26:02
  that he'll see jackson running back i'm guessing jackson pulls
• 26:06
  out a pistol and
• 26:07
  SPEAKER_01: just fires at the ceiling of the at the end ceiling entrance of the cave
• 26:15
  And what you hadn't noticed before but do notice now is a line
• 26:22
  of wire up there.
• 26:27
  SPEAKER_01: And it goes off.
• 26:29
  SPEAKER_01: And the rest of you hear this loud echoing explosion.
• 26:38
  SPEAKER_01: And the front of the cave caves in.
• 26:43
  SPEAKER_01: So this is now... Locked off.
• 26:59
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, damn.
• 26:59
  SPEAKER_02: Um... Are they dead?
• 27:03
  SPEAKER_01: Alright.
• 27:11
  SPEAKER_01: No, they're...
• 27:12
  SPEAKER_01: They're not dead, but at least they can't get us from this direction.
• 27:16
  SPEAKER_01: It buys us some time.
• 27:17
  SPEAKER_01: There's other ways out of here.
• 27:19
  SPEAKER_02: I figured that.
• 27:29
  SPEAKER_02: I didn't think you would trap yourself in a cave.
• 27:33
  SPEAKER_02: But I just wanted to know if you actually killed them or not, that's all.
• 27:38
  SPEAKER_01: No, I...
• 27:42
  SPEAKER_01: The best we can do right now is stall.
• 27:45
  SPEAKER_01: Can't really kill them at the present moment.
• 27:53
  SPEAKER_01: We need them?
• 27:58
  SPEAKER_01: No, but there's more of them than there are of us.
• 28:03
  SPEAKER_01: So we need to focus on survival, not prolonged combat.
• 28:12
  SPEAKER_01: Gotcha, so... Separate him.
• 28:19
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 28:19
  SPEAKER_01: Separate him.
• 28:21
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 28:22
  SPEAKER_01: Try to take him out as quickly as possible.
• 28:25
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, so...
• 28:39
  I guess we should get moving then and not just stay here
• 28:41
  because it'll probably
• 28:42
  SPEAKER_02: come through that way.
• 28:48
  SPEAKER_02: Damn,
• 28:48
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna,
• 28:49
  SPEAKER_02: hearing this,
• 28:50
  I'm gonna summon a shadow and just have him and order him to
• 28:54
  stay close to me until
• 28:55
  SPEAKER_02: otherwise told.
• 28:57
  SPEAKER_01: Let me add the shadow to the sheet or to the map.
• 29:06
  SPEAKER_01: Where's the shadow?
• 29:14
  SPEAKER_01: It always does this every time.
• 29:17
  SPEAKER_01: There it is.
• 29:17
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 29:23
  SPEAKER_01: What do you want to give your shadow?
• 29:26
  SPEAKER_02: Extra attack.
• 29:28
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 29:28
  SPEAKER_01: So just the extra attack.
• 29:30
  SPEAKER_01: So your spell save DC is 17.
• 29:35
  SPEAKER_01: And your class level is four.
• 29:37
  SPEAKER_01: So it's HP is 20.
• 29:38
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 29:42
  SPEAKER_01: So there's your shadow.
• 29:43
  SPEAKER_02: Sorry, you're asking what Joaquin's spell save is because it's a 19.
• 29:49
  SPEAKER_00: 19.
• 29:50
  SPEAKER_01: That's for your Shadows AC.
• 29:55
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 29:55
  SPEAKER_01: 19.
• 29:56
  SPEAKER_01: Yanor, make a perception check.
• 30:00
  SPEAKER_01: Make two perception checks.
• 30:07
  SPEAKER_01: I just need two dice rolls.
• 30:09
  SPEAKER_01: You can roll advantage.
• 30:10
  SPEAKER_01: I do the math, but two dice rolls.
• 30:24
  SPEAKER_01: Your dark vision is 60 feet.
• 30:28
  SPEAKER_01: So that would reveal... This section up here.
• 30:34
  SPEAKER_01: Like... That.
• 30:45
  SPEAKER_01: And you swear you see...
• 30:52
  SPEAKER_01: Something interrupting the movement of the water.
• 31:00
  SPEAKER_01: Over here.
• 31:01
  SPEAKER_01: Where the water's coming down.
• 31:08
  SPEAKER_02: I would relay that.
• 31:13
  SPEAKER_00: I would look in that direction.
• 31:15
  SPEAKER_00: And I have 120 feet of dark vision.
• 31:16
  SPEAKER_02: You have 120 feet.
• 31:16
  SPEAKER_02: So you have to come out of your alcove.
• 31:23
  SPEAKER_01: I will do so.
• 31:26
  SPEAKER_01: You come out of your alcove.
• 31:28
  SPEAKER_01: Your shadow is going to follow you close behind.
• 31:32
  SPEAKER_01: So with your hundred,
• 31:34
  SPEAKER_01: because this was at the edge of Ynora's dark vision,
• 31:37
  yours won't get you much further in there because of the way
• 31:40
  that it kind of curves
• 31:41
  SPEAKER_01: around,
• 31:41
  SPEAKER_01: like it starts curving around here.
• 31:42
  SPEAKER_01: So it's not that you can't see,
• 31:44
  SPEAKER_01: it's that based on relative sight,
• 31:51
  SPEAKER_01: you can't see past this corner.
• 31:54
  uh but there's a it would help if i had the right thing
• 32:01
  selected there we go just
• 32:05
  SPEAKER_01: as uh a shot comes down towards you see yeah so just as
• 32:31
  SPEAKER_01: A shot comes down.
• 32:35
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, Yanor, it raises your shoulder pad.
• 32:41
  SPEAKER_01: Your shoulder, the armor on your shoulder.
• 32:44
  SPEAKER_01: Doesn't hit ya.
• 32:46
  But does the sparks a little bit and hits the rock wall right
• 32:52
  next to you.
• 32:55
  SPEAKER_01: And there's two figures up there.
• 33:00
  SPEAKER_01: Rakim, you said you have 120 feet of darkvision?
• 33:06
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 33:08
  So while you all figure out what exactly it is that is going
• 33:15
  on,
• 33:17
  I'm going to reveal...
• 33:20
  more of the map so that Wakim can relay better information to
• 33:29
  all of you.
• 33:29
  SPEAKER_01: All right, Wakim, you can see all that.
• 33:50
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 33:51
  SPEAKER_02: It just looks like an empty cave at the moment.
• 33:55
  SPEAKER_01: Well, there's a little opening here.
• 33:57
  SPEAKER_01: There's a little opening here.
• 33:59
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 34:01
  SPEAKER_01: And there's a little opening over here.
• 34:02
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 34:04
  SPEAKER_01: You don't know where they go because you can't see.
• 34:06
  SPEAKER_01: That's like the edge of your 120 feet.
• 34:08
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 34:08
  SPEAKER_01: So you can't see much past further in those two directions.
• 34:14
  But you have to move through the line of sight of the person
• 34:18
  that just shot at you.
• 34:20
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 34:27
  SPEAKER_02: Would I have seen, I guess I would have seen the sparks, yeah, or no?
• 34:31
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 34:33
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, so I would relate to the group that we've got two options.
• 34:39
  SPEAKER_02: We've got west and we've got more of a northwest option,
• 34:45
  SPEAKER_02: but we have to get past those two gunmen.
• 34:50
  SPEAKER_02: I can create some darkness to cover us.
• 34:54
  SPEAKER_02: It won't be able to cover everybody, but we may have to move in groups.
• 35:05
  Is there a way that I can swim under the water and possibly get
• 35:10
  on their flank?
• 35:12
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, you can try.
• 35:19
  uh you're not sure how strong the current is going in that
• 35:22
  direction yes there is
• 35:23
  you can swim under the water and you can attempt to do that
• 35:29
  well that was asking
• 35:31
  yakeem i mean you can certainly try and then he's gonna look at
• 35:37
  his shadow and what
• 35:39
  SPEAKER_02: he's gonna kind of give his shadow like a what are you stupid look and uh
• 35:45
  SPEAKER_02: The shadow,
• 35:47
  SPEAKER_02: like the shadow did when he was in the swamp,
• 35:50
  SPEAKER_02: that became like a shadowy platform for him.
• 35:53
  SPEAKER_02: I would have this shadow do the same thing.
• 36:00
  SPEAKER_00: And then I'll just look at Krakka and say, you can certainly try.
• 36:04
  SPEAKER_00: This is what I'm doing.
• 36:11
  SPEAKER_02: Then I'll go dive in the water.
• 36:20
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 36:22
  SPEAKER_01: So I'm going to for the time being.
• 36:25
  SPEAKER_01: Let's see.
• 36:28
  SPEAKER_01: I don't want to do this.
• 36:30
  SPEAKER_01: So we're going to do.
• 36:34
  SPEAKER_01: What team and Krakka.
• 36:40
  SPEAKER_01: I'm going to have you guys roll initiative just for.
• 36:47
  sake of turn order or sake of turn order i guess it would be
• 36:56
  you're not quite in
• 36:57
  SPEAKER_02: combat this is more just deciding the order of actions yeah okay
• 37:15
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, I don't think I can do anything to it.
• 37:17
  SPEAKER_02: So we got 16 and 18.
• 37:19
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 37:19
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, so
• 37:43
  Jackson's also hopped on top of Rasheem and has pulled out his
• 37:54
  own sniper rifle.
• 38:02
  SPEAKER_01: So I'd say right now, Krakka, you would have just dove in the water.
• 38:08
  SPEAKER_01: Joakim, you are preparing to do your shadow walk thing that you do.
• 38:13
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 38:14
  SPEAKER_01: Let's move to top.
• 38:19
  SPEAKER_01: And Jackson is taking aim.
• 38:23
  SPEAKER_01: So we're going to flip flop this too.
• 38:53
  SPEAKER_01: But unfortunately neither of you are going first versus this guy.
• 39:06
  SPEAKER_01: So,
• 39:06
  SPEAKER_01: Hakeem,
• 39:06
  SPEAKER_01: as you,
• 39:07
  SPEAKER_01: like,
• 39:07
  are focusing and trying to get a better idea of what to do in
• 39:11
  this situation,
• 39:12
  SPEAKER_01: you see neither of these individuals are wearing,
• 39:15
  SPEAKER_01: like,
• 39:15
  SPEAKER_01: the giant suits of armor.
• 39:20
  SPEAKER_03: Yep.
• 39:20
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 39:21
  SPEAKER_01: So you're not facing someone in our suit, essentially.
• 39:28
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 39:28
  SPEAKER_02: Looks like just guys with guns.
• 39:31
  SPEAKER_01: One of them has guns.
• 39:32
  SPEAKER_02: One of them, okay.
• 39:34
  SPEAKER_01: The other one you're not sure of.
• 39:37
  SPEAKER_01: Gotcha.
• 39:40
  SPEAKER_01: Let's see.
• 39:48
  SPEAKER_01: So we're going to do that.
• 39:50
  SPEAKER_01: We're going to do that.
• 39:55
  SPEAKER_01: And he then gets that and he can move.
• 40:09
  SPEAKER_01: There.
• 40:11
  SPEAKER_01: So one of them just fucking.
• 40:22
  SPEAKER_01: It's like in a blink of an eye.
• 40:24
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 40:25
  SPEAKER_01: And then he like just speeds down to almost right in front of you.
• 40:35
  SPEAKER_01: And he draws.
• 40:42
  SPEAKER_01: two Warhammers from his back.
• 40:50
  SPEAKER_01: He's dual wielding Warhammers.
• 40:54
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 40:55
  Like that,
• 40:56
  uh,
• 40:56
  like the one guy when Aang is trying to take out all of the
• 41:00
  Fire Navy ships.
• 41:01
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 41:02
  And he encounters that one guy that has the two Warhammers
• 41:05
  connected by a chain like that.
• 41:06
  SPEAKER_01: Like two just big-ass hammers.
• 41:10
  SPEAKER_01: Cool.
• 41:10
  SPEAKER_01: Cool.
• 41:11
  SPEAKER_01: He can't quite get in melee with any of you.
• 41:17
  SPEAKER_01: So you can be happy about that.
• 41:20
  SPEAKER_01: But he is going to...
• 41:36
  I mean,
• 41:36
  the closest person to him is you,
• 41:39
  Joaquim,
• 41:39
  so he's going to throw a net at you.
• 41:44
  SPEAKER_00: Throw a net at me?
• 41:46
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 41:49
  SPEAKER_02: So what do I have to do about that?
• 41:51
  SPEAKER_02: What is that on my end?
• 41:53
  SPEAKER_01: That's a 23.
• 41:53
  SPEAKER_01: Make a dexterity save.
• 41:59
  If that's an attack,
• 42:00
  that should have been a disadvantage because of my cloak.
• 42:03
  SPEAKER_01: I'll roll a second one.
• 42:04
  SPEAKER_01: It's technically an attack.
• 42:06
  SPEAKER_01: 23 is the disadvantage.
• 42:08
  SPEAKER_01: The second one was a natural 20.
• 42:08
  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
• 42:10
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 42:12
  SPEAKER_01: But you still get a dex save, so make a dex dirty saving throw.
• 42:16
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 42:21
  SPEAKER_01: That's a natural 20.
• 42:22
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 42:24
  SPEAKER_01: A Geonora's bonus doesn't matter because I'm a natural 20.
• 42:28
  SPEAKER_01: So everyone gets an inspiration back.
• 42:31
  SPEAKER_01: Um...
• 42:33
  You...
• 42:33
  The net does hit you,
• 42:36
  but you react quick enough to not get completely entangled in
• 42:41
  it.
• 42:42
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 42:51
  SPEAKER_01: He is then...
• 42:58
  SPEAKER_01: going to use his bonus action to throw down a smokescreen.
• 43:10
  SPEAKER_01: Not that circle.
• 43:15
  SPEAKER_01: This is going to be a smaller smokescreen.
• 43:17
  SPEAKER_01: We're going to do 30.
• 43:17
  SPEAKER_01: We're going to do... I guess it'll just be darkness.
• 43:22
  SPEAKER_01: Circle.
• 43:28
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, so... I'll actually throw it down.
• 43:33
  SPEAKER_01: No, he'll keep it centered on himself.
• 43:38
  SPEAKER_01: Um... Let's see.
• 43:40
  Krakka,
• 43:41
  you do not have to make the throw,
• 43:42
  because you're under the water currently.
• 43:45
  SPEAKER_01: But, Joaquin and Yanor, you both have to make a wisdom save.
• 43:54
  SPEAKER_01: As does...
• 44:08
  SPEAKER_01: You all get an inspiration back.
• 44:15
  SPEAKER_01: Draven just rolled a natural 20 on hers.
• 44:18
  SPEAKER_01: Nice.
• 44:19
  SPEAKER_01: So we got a 20 and a 22.
• 44:22
  SPEAKER_01: And then Lala and Yanor both roll another d20.
• 44:26
  SPEAKER_01: One for the puppy and one for B.
• 44:39
  SPEAKER_01: So that Poppy gets a... Is Poppy Wise?
• 44:44
  SPEAKER_01: Plus one, so... That's a 20 for Poppy.
• 44:48
  SPEAKER_01: 19... Oh, no.
• 44:51
  SPEAKER_01: 14 for the Puppy.
• 44:51
  SPEAKER_01: What's the Puppy have?
• 44:54
  SPEAKER_01: Puppy's also got plus one.
• 44:57
  15.
• 44:57
  SPEAKER_01: Plus four.
• 44:58
  SPEAKER_01: Is 19.
• 44:59
  SPEAKER_01: Who wants to roll a d20 for... Iris?
• 45:09
  SPEAKER_01: She's technically in the smoke cloud.
• 45:11
  SPEAKER_02: I can.
• 45:23
  SPEAKER_01: That would be a 15, because she's within your aura.
• 45:30
  SPEAKER_01: She is blinded.
• 45:32
  SPEAKER_01: She's the only one that fails.
• 45:40
  SPEAKER_01: Four.
• 45:51
  SPEAKER_01: One minute.
• 45:59
  So the rest of you have difficulty seeing through this smoke
• 46:03
  presently,
• 46:04
  but you are not blinded.
• 46:09
  SPEAKER_01: However, Iris is blinded.
• 46:11
  SPEAKER_01: She failed.
• 46:12
  SPEAKER_02: I have devil's sight.
• 46:14
  SPEAKER_02: Does that mean anything?
• 46:22
  SPEAKER_01: This isn't technically... Like a... Let me look at devil's sight.
• 46:32
  SPEAKER_01: Because this is like your...
• 46:36
  SPEAKER_01: old school glass in the grenade ninja smoke bomb.
• 46:43
  SPEAKER_02: Like mead is blind fighting where you essentially just become daredevil.
• 46:50
  SPEAKER_02: Like mead.
• 46:53
  SPEAKER_03: If this doesn't mean darkness.
• 46:56
  SPEAKER_01: It's not really a darkness.
• 46:58
  SPEAKER_01: No, it's more of an effect of the materials in the grenade itself.
• 47:03
  SPEAKER_01: What's causing the vision impairment is particles in the smoke.
• 47:12
  SPEAKER_01: Not the smoke itself.
• 47:14
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, question for you.
• 47:16
  SPEAKER_02: I had already passed detect magic.
• 47:21
  SPEAKER_02: Can I detect this creature or the magic of this creature?
• 47:27
  SPEAKER_02: So...
• 47:34
  SPEAKER_01: This creature,
• 47:35
  SPEAKER_01: I mean,
• 47:37
  SPEAKER_01: doesn't have any necessarily anything special,
• 47:41
  SPEAKER_01: magically special about him.
• 47:46
  He does seem to be under the effect of some kind of movement
• 47:52
  enhancing spell or ability.
• 47:55
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, but can I sense where that magic is if this area is obstructed?
• 48:01
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 48:02
  does he have boots the boots where am i sensing that magic
• 48:08
  coming from like oops i
• 48:13
  can't double click it i'm gonna put that like in in that area
• 48:20
  okay okay understood
• 48:22
  SPEAKER_01: yeah it's like in this it's in the center of the smoke cloud okay
• 48:30
  SPEAKER_02: I have a general idea where he is.
• 48:33
  SPEAKER_02: I can't speak.
• 48:36
  SPEAKER_01: You're not blinded.
• 48:37
  SPEAKER_01: So you can make out a silhouette, but you can't see him, fully see him.
• 48:43
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 48:44
  So it's like a mixture of the silhouette and I feel the magic
• 48:50
  coming off of the boots.
• 48:51
  SPEAKER_01: Correct.
• 48:53
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 48:53
  SPEAKER_01: It's like sand getting blown in your eyes.
• 48:55
  SPEAKER_01: You can still see.
• 48:57
  SPEAKER_01: It's not comfortable.
• 48:59
  SPEAKER_02: I got you.
• 49:00
  yeah because you succeed you're not blinded you succeeded on
• 49:03
  the saving throw yep
• 49:05
  SPEAKER_01: yep all right so that was a dude he is then
• 49:39
  SPEAKER_02: So can I still see him from underneath the water?
• 49:42
  SPEAKER_01: You can see the ripples on the water that he's making, yes.
• 49:53
  He is going to take the dash action,
• 50:01
  since he hasn't technically taken an action yet.
• 50:05
  SPEAKER_01: He did, though.
• 50:07
  SPEAKER_01: So he can't do that.
• 50:14
  SPEAKER_01: I know what he's gonna do then.
• 50:19
  SPEAKER_01: He's gonna target... I mean, he doesn't really know who any of you are.
• 50:27
  SPEAKER_01: He's gonna target Zara.
• 50:38
  SPEAKER_01: That's Harold.
• 50:40
  SPEAKER_01: Or Zara.
• 50:41
  SPEAKER_01: What's Zara's AC?
• 50:44
  SPEAKER_01: So that does hit.
• 51:09
  SPEAKER_01: We'll do, we're gonna do all of the shots he has.
• 51:15
  SPEAKER_01: So that.
• 51:21
  SPEAKER_01: One.
• 51:23
  SPEAKER_01: Two.
• 51:23
  SPEAKER_01: That one misses.
• 51:28
  SPEAKER_01: Three.
• 51:36
  SPEAKER_01: So, Wakeem.
• 51:39
  SPEAKER_01: Actually, yeah, just Wakim.
• 51:41
  SPEAKER_01: You would kind of make out,
• 51:45
  SPEAKER_01: but you would more so feel and hear the whoosh of bolts flying past you.
• 51:52
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 51:53
  SPEAKER_00: I'll just warn the group to take cover for being shot.
• 51:59
  SPEAKER_00: What?
• 52:00
  SPEAKER_02: Bolts of what?
• 52:03
  SPEAKER_01: Bolt, crossbow bolt.
• 52:05
  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
• 52:08
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, like, there's not literally a spell called Lightning Bolt.
• 52:12
  SPEAKER_01: Um... You bet, child.
• 52:16
  SPEAKER_01: Lala.
• 52:19
  SPEAKER_01: And Deedle.
• 52:20
  SPEAKER_01: You would both see Zara just get hit with three of these four bolts,
• 52:24
  SPEAKER_01: and the second one kind of just sticks next to her head.
• 52:27
  SPEAKER_01: In the wall.
• 52:27
  SPEAKER_01: Piece of shit.
• 52:30
  SPEAKER_01: And blood starts dripping out from where the Bolt Striker...
• 52:39
  SPEAKER_01: I'm real tired of getting shot.
• 52:42
  SPEAKER_01: Real tired.
• 52:44
  SPEAKER_01: Wow, girl sane.
• 52:53
  SPEAKER_01: It is Jackson's turn now.
• 53:09
  SPEAKER_01: What is Jackson going to do?
• 53:11
  SPEAKER_01: Does Jackson have anything he can do in here?
• 53:37
  SPEAKER_02: Shady suggestion, ladies and gentlemen, that Jackson is useless.
• 53:46
  SPEAKER_01: Jackson's not useless.
• 53:48
  SPEAKER_01: Jackson's trying to do something about the smoke bomb.
• 53:58
  SPEAKER_01: Jackson's going to... Yeah, he's going to use...
• 54:07
  an artificer spell and he's going to alter a spell's use so he
• 54:17
  has to make an
• 54:18
  arcana check which is intelligence gonna use an inspiration 23
• 54:26
  23 is better than
• 54:27
  SPEAKER_01: 10.
• 54:29
  SPEAKER_01: um you all minus crocca because crocca is still underwater see
• 54:36
  SPEAKER_01: The smoke of this smoke grenade slowly just like dissipate into words.
• 54:52
  SPEAKER_01: And the word is just fuck you.
• 54:57
  SPEAKER_01: Just use sky right to turn the smoke grenade into fuck you.
• 55:04
  SPEAKER_01: The other guy.
• 55:05
  SPEAKER_01: Hilarious.
• 55:06
  SPEAKER_01: So the smoke grenade has dissipated.
• 55:10
  SPEAKER_02: Joachim is actually laughing.
• 55:13
  SPEAKER_02: He's like, that was crazy.
• 55:16
  SPEAKER_02: In minor illusions, some applauding's laughter.
• 55:30
  SPEAKER_01: And then he is going to have Rasheem move up here.
• 55:37
  SPEAKER_01: Kind of behind you, Wakim.
• 55:41
  SPEAKER_01: Like this.
• 55:42
  SPEAKER_01: And he's going to be on top.
• 55:45
  SPEAKER_01: Like providing cover.
• 55:50
  But he's also providing using Rasheem as a wall to provide
• 55:54
  cover to anyone behind.
• 55:57
  SPEAKER_01: And that's all he can do.
• 56:01
  SPEAKER_01: That's this guy's turn.
• 56:02
  SPEAKER_01: So this guy...
• 56:06
  SPEAKER_01: Actually,
• 56:07
  SPEAKER_01: at the end of Jackson's turn...
• 56:12
  SPEAKER_01: This bounty hunter is going to take...
• 56:13
  SPEAKER_01: That bounty hunter is not going to do anything.
• 56:21
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so it's going to be this one.
• 56:22
  SPEAKER_01: This bounty hunter up here... Is going to...
• 56:30
  SPEAKER_01: Get to the edge of this rock down here.
• 56:34
  SPEAKER_01: So he could take up a better position.
• 56:37
  SPEAKER_01: And he is going to... Take aim at you, Hakim.
• 56:58
  SPEAKER_01: Disadvantage.
• 57:03
  SPEAKER_01: That's a 13 with disadvantage.
• 57:08
  SPEAKER_01: That's a misfire.
• 57:10
  SPEAKER_03: Oh.
• 57:11
  SPEAKER_01: Actually.
• 57:11
  SPEAKER_01: Uh-oh.
• 57:14
  SPEAKER_01: Let me see.
• 57:15
  SPEAKER_01: He's going to use his reaction and roll a d20.
• 57:23
  SPEAKER_01: Nope, the weapon's broken.
• 57:24
  SPEAKER_01: He has to use his bonus action to repair it.
• 57:30
  SPEAKER_00: This shit just explodes on him.
• 57:33
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 57:36
  What's technically his second attack,
• 57:37
  because his first attack started this whole mess.
• 57:40
  SPEAKER_01: So he has only one more.
• 57:41
  SPEAKER_01: He's going to fire at you again, Wakim.
• 57:44
  SPEAKER_01: With disadvantage.
• 57:47
  SPEAKER_01: This disadvantage is a 26.
• 57:48
  SPEAKER_02: Can I do something to that?
• 57:53
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know if I can do something to it.
• 57:57
  SPEAKER_01: It'd be like silvery barbs or something.
• 58:01
  SPEAKER_02: I do have Silvery Barbs.
• 58:02
  SPEAKER_02: Let me cast Silvery Barbs.
• 58:05
  SPEAKER_01: All right, that's a minus something.
• 58:09
  SPEAKER_01: Hold on.
• 58:11
  SPEAKER_02: I'm trying to cast it.
• 58:12
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I think I cast it twice, but I don't know why.
• 58:19
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I put it in the chat.
• 58:22
  SPEAKER_01: Reroll a d20.
• 58:23
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's just reroll.
• 58:26
  SPEAKER_01: Yep, so I'll reroll another d20 and take the lowest roll.
• 58:30
  SPEAKER_03: Mm-hmm.
• 58:35
  SPEAKER_01: That's a 13, so with his plus 11, that's a 24 to hit.
• 58:42
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 58:43
  SPEAKER_01: So I think that still hits you.
• 58:46
  SPEAKER_00: It does.
• 58:48
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, there's nothing else I can do.
• 58:51
  SPEAKER_01: He is going to... I need you to make a... Dexterity saving throw.
• 59:01
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 59:06
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, let me, just for shits and giggles, put a hero point.
• 59:17
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 59:21
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I don't think I have any hero points.
• 59:24
  SPEAKER_02: I can't put a hero points in.
• 59:27
  SPEAKER_01: So 19?
• 59:28
  SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
• 59:29
  So you take 23 points of the piercing damage from the shot,
• 59:33
  but you are not pushed back.
• 59:36
  SPEAKER_01: as he had loaded special ammo into his, into there.
• 59:41
  SPEAKER_01: And then,
• 59:43
  SPEAKER_01: so it looks like...
• 59:48
  SPEAKER_01: Yanor,
• 59:50
  SPEAKER_01: Poppy,
• 59:52
  SPEAKER_01: Puppy,
• 59:54
  SPEAKER_01: Puppyfish,
• 59:55
  SPEAKER_01: Puppyfish,
• 59:56
  SPEAKER_01: so Poppy,
• 59:56
  SPEAKER_01: Puppyfish,
• 59:58
  SPEAKER_01: and Iris need to make dexterity saving throws.
• 1:00:04
  SPEAKER_02: Wouldn't Joaquim have gotten a plus four bonus for saving throw?
• 1:00:09
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he succeeded.
• 1:00:10
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:00:10
  SPEAKER_01: He still takes the damage.
• 1:00:12
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:00:14
  SPEAKER_01: So he got a 23.
• 1:00:15
  SPEAKER_01: So Joaquim, you got a 23 on that.
• 1:00:17
  But Yenor,
• 1:00:19
  Poppy,
• 1:00:20
  the Puppyfish,
• 1:00:22
  and so Lala for the Puppyfish,
• 1:00:24
  and then Iris.
• 1:00:29
  SPEAKER_01: Dexterity saves.
• 1:00:30
  SPEAKER_02: I'll roll for Iris again.
• 1:00:39
  SPEAKER_02: I got a nat 20 for myself.
• 1:00:42
  SPEAKER_01: All right, so Poppy got a... My inspiration for Iris?
• 1:00:52
  SPEAKER_02: Is that allowed?
• 1:00:56
  SPEAKER_01: I will let you use not one of your inspirations, it'll be one of hers.
• 1:01:00
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:01:01
  SPEAKER_01: But yes.
• 1:01:07
  SPEAKER_01: That'd be a 16.
• 1:01:16
  SPEAKER_01: And Thesson.
• 1:01:16
  SPEAKER_01: Technically, Thesson needs to make this check, too.
• 1:01:21
  SPEAKER_01: He has a plus three.
• 1:01:22
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, Thesson's fine.
• 1:01:24
  SPEAKER_01: Converted.
• 1:01:25
  SPEAKER_02: Valhalla's was a twelve plus eight.
• 1:01:32
  I just...
• 1:01:33
  I don't think it's coming...
• 1:01:34
  Is that plus eight for...
• 1:01:36
  It's for her.
• 1:01:38
  SPEAKER_02: No, I don't know.
• 1:01:39
  SPEAKER_01: So you rolled a twelve...
• 1:01:42
  SPEAKER_02: Wait, I thought I was doing one for each of us.
• 1:01:44
  SPEAKER_01: One for me and one for... No, just for the puppy fish.
• 1:01:47
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay.
• 1:01:48
  SPEAKER_02: I did his already then.
• 1:01:49
  SPEAKER_02: Just ignore the second one.
• 1:01:50
  SPEAKER_02: Never mind.
• 1:01:53
  SPEAKER_01: What was his?
• 1:01:54
  SPEAKER_01: It didn't came through.
• 1:01:56
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, see, that one I did see.
• 1:01:57
  SPEAKER_02: Hang on one second.
• 1:02:01
  SPEAKER_02: 14.
• 1:02:02
  SPEAKER_02: 14 plus 2 is 16, plus 4 is 20.
• 1:02:04
  SPEAKER_01: So, again, only Iris...
• 1:02:11
  fails no she got 16 she succeeds however each of you take 13
• 1:02:30
  points of fire damage
• 1:02:31
  cut in half to six i'm gonna use shield master evasion so you
• 1:02:38
  don't take any yep
• 1:02:43
  SPEAKER_00: Wait, who takes fire damage?
• 1:02:48
  SPEAKER_01: Besson, Yanor, Poppy, Puppyfish, and Iris.
• 1:02:56
  SPEAKER_00: Jeez, what the fuck?
• 1:02:58
  SPEAKER_01: Fix explosive ammo, everyone within a certain range.
• 1:03:14
  SPEAKER_01: Thesson and Iris both drop to zero from that fire damage.
• 1:03:25
  SPEAKER_01: For the moment.
• 1:03:37
  SPEAKER_02: How much HP did Iris have?
• 1:03:40
  SPEAKER_01: Four.
• 1:03:41
  SPEAKER_02: She only had four.
• 1:03:44
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 1:03:46
  SPEAKER_02: And Dustin had two?
• 1:03:49
  SPEAKER_02: I can't read his sheet.
• 1:03:51
  SPEAKER_01: Dustin also only has four as a pigeon.
• 1:03:54
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:03:55
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 1:04:07
  SPEAKER_01: Now, Krakka, it is your turn.
• 1:04:17
  SPEAKER_02: Even though I'm a turtle, I don't have a swim speed.
• 1:04:20
  SPEAKER_01: Yes?
• 1:04:20
  SPEAKER_01: It's your walking speed.
• 1:04:23
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:04:25
  So then...
• 1:04:31
  I'm going to use a cutting action to use a dash as a bonus
• 1:04:34
  action.
• 1:04:36
  SPEAKER_03: Yep.
• 1:04:40
  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to come...
• 1:04:54
  around him yeah and now i'm gonna like i'm gonna charge him and
• 1:05:03
  use my tavern
• 1:05:04
  brawler's ability to grapple him and like knock him off the
• 1:05:07
  cliff into the water
• 1:05:09
  and take him underwater okay uh so that's a contested athletics
• 1:05:15
  check for grappling
• 1:05:19
  SPEAKER_02: DC of 8 plus 4 plus 1 plus 13.
• 1:05:27
  SPEAKER_01: What is the saving throw?
• 1:05:35
  SPEAKER_00: The target must succeed in its strength or dex.
• 1:05:39
  SPEAKER_01: Strength or dex.
• 1:05:40
  SPEAKER_00: Yep.
• 1:05:40
  SPEAKER_01: Is it your choice or my choice?
• 1:05:46
  SPEAKER_00: Um...
• 1:05:48
  SPEAKER_00: It doesn't save.
• 1:05:49
  SPEAKER_00: It chooses which.
• 1:05:52
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so the creature's choice for strength or dexterity saving there.
• 1:05:56
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:06:00
  SPEAKER_01: That would be a 24.
• 1:06:01
  SPEAKER_01: Wait, hold on.
• 1:06:02
  SPEAKER_01: What?
• 1:06:02
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:06:04
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:06:05
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:06:06
  SPEAKER_02: So I don't grapple it, but would I still knock him off into the water?
• 1:06:14
  SPEAKER_02: Or would that be a shove?
• 1:06:16
  SPEAKER_02: Because I'd just be going charging right through him.
• 1:06:20
  SPEAKER_02: So I'd be going off the cliff into the water too.
• 1:06:26
  SPEAKER_01: I'm going to have him make a second dexterity save.
• 1:06:38
  SPEAKER_01: That's a natural 20 for him.
• 1:06:39
  SPEAKER_01: So no, he does not fall in the water.
• 1:06:42
  SPEAKER_01: And you just end up over here.
• 1:06:47
  SPEAKER_01: Actually more like right there.
• 1:06:53
  SPEAKER_01: Damn.
• 1:06:54
  SPEAKER_01: He just kind of sidesteps you.
• 1:06:56
  SPEAKER_01: Like you go at him and he just kind of sidesteps out of the way.
• 1:07:04
  SPEAKER_00: Well, that's it.
• 1:07:07
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:07:09
  SPEAKER_00: I'm done.
• 1:07:13
  SPEAKER_01: At the end of your turn, it is Joaquim's turn.
• 1:07:41
  SPEAKER_00: My shadow goes after me.
• 1:07:45
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 1:07:55
  Um...
• 1:07:55
  I don't really want to...
• 1:08:09
  So let's just hit this dude in front of me with a total damage.
• 1:08:16
  SPEAKER_01: The one that's right in front of you?
• 1:08:18
  SPEAKER_02: No, the one right in front of me.
• 1:08:20
  SPEAKER_02: Let's hit him with a mind sliver.
• 1:08:23
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:08:26
  SPEAKER_02: So that's the intelligence save.
• 1:08:32
  SPEAKER_01: Give me one second.
• 1:08:33
  SPEAKER_01: I'm going to make the intelligence save for him.
• 1:08:47
  SPEAKER_01: That's a four.
• 1:08:52
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:08:54
  SPEAKER_02: So, yeah, that's a failure.
• 1:08:57
  SPEAKER_02: Let me hit him with 2d6.
• 1:09:01
  SPEAKER_02: 7 psychic damage.
• 1:09:05
  SPEAKER_02: And then what?
• 1:09:06
  SPEAKER_02: He has to subtract a d4 from the next save that he makes.
• 1:09:13
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:09:14
  SPEAKER_02: Before the end of my next turn.
• 1:09:17
  SPEAKER_02: Then that would bonus that whole
• 1:09:21
  SPEAKER_02: You said I can do cantrips as a bonus action, right?
• 1:09:26
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, yes.
• 1:09:27
  SPEAKER_01: In this case, as long as it doesn't do damage.
• 1:09:28
  SPEAKER_01: Ah, well, this did damage, so... Because Mindslimber did damage.
• 1:09:33
  SPEAKER_00: It did, so... Never mind.
• 1:09:37
  SPEAKER_00: Um... I guess I can... Um...
• 1:09:53
  SPEAKER_02: Bonus action would cost a spell swap.
• 1:09:57
  SPEAKER_02: I don't think I want to do that.
• 1:10:01
  So I will...
• 1:10:03
  I'm going to end my turn for Joachim and then switch over to
• 1:10:14
  the shadow.
• 1:10:17
  SPEAKER_02: And then I will have the shadow... What is it?
• 1:10:22
  SPEAKER_02: Do a...
• 1:10:27
  SPEAKER_02: whip against that guy.
• 1:10:31
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:10:34
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, let's have him do a shade whip against that guy.
• 1:10:41
  SPEAKER_01: So that's... Your spell cast ability modifier is what?
• 1:10:50
  SPEAKER_01: Plus...
• 1:10:54
  SPEAKER_01: 7 plus 7, yeah, because it's charisma.
• 1:10:58
  SPEAKER_01: That's a 17.
• 1:10:59
  SPEAKER_01: Dex save?
• 1:11:01
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:11:06
  SPEAKER_01: That's a 23.
• 1:11:07
  SPEAKER_02: Minus d4 won't matter.
• 1:11:14
  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
• 1:11:16
  SPEAKER_02: It won't matter, though.
• 1:11:17
  SPEAKER_01: It won't matter.
• 1:11:18
  SPEAKER_01: I still have to roll it.
• 1:11:19
  SPEAKER_02: No, you have to roll it if it won't matter.
• 1:11:23
  SPEAKER_01: Because it specifies on its next saving throw.
• 1:11:31
  SPEAKER_01: 19.
• 1:11:38
  SPEAKER_00: With the minus d4?
• 1:11:39
  Yeah,
• 1:11:40
  it's a 19 with the minus d4,
• 1:11:42
  so unless you have something that can interrupt him further.
• 1:11:46
  SPEAKER_02: You do have your reaction back, because it was the top of your turn.
• 1:11:55
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, can you Silvery Barbs a, uh, a saving throw?
• 1:12:01
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
• 1:12:02
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I can.
• 1:12:02
  SPEAKER_01: You should be able to, yeah.
• 1:12:04
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, okay.
• 1:12:05
  SPEAKER_02: Let's, let's, let's try that.
• 1:12:07
  SPEAKER_01: So he'll hold the minus D4, or the minus 4.
• 1:12:10
  SPEAKER_01: So that is a... 19 minus 4 makes it a 15.
• 1:12:14
  SPEAKER_01: He fails.
• 1:12:15
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, no.
• 1:12:24
  okay so then uh if he's uh if he's wrapped up can i have the
• 1:12:31
  shadow drag him
• 1:12:32
  underwater not this turn not this turn okay i would give it to
• 1:12:45
  you this turn
• 1:12:45
  because he has a second he has two attacks per action right
• 1:12:48
  shade whips technically
• 1:12:49
  SPEAKER_00: an attack yeah
• 1:12:52
  SPEAKER_01: So actually, yes, because you gave him... Two attacks.
• 1:12:58
  SPEAKER_01: Two attacks, yes.
• 1:13:00
  SPEAKER_01: It would be a contested check to pull him under.
• 1:13:02
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, I'm going to have the shadow try and pull him under.
• 1:13:08
  So that would be an athletics versus athletics,
• 1:13:11
  so strength versus strength.
• 1:13:18
  SPEAKER_00: What do you need me to make?
• 1:13:20
  SPEAKER_01: I just roll a d20.
• 1:13:22
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:13:22
  SPEAKER_01: Because the shadow has a plus zero strength.
• 1:13:32
  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to inspiration that.
• 1:13:34
  SPEAKER_01: Go ahead.
• 1:13:38
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I got it.
• 1:13:46
  SPEAKER_00: That's a natural one.
• 1:13:48
  SPEAKER_02: I'm inspiration that.
• 1:13:55
  SPEAKER_02: That's better.
• 1:13:56
  SPEAKER_02: I'll take the 19.
• 1:13:58
  SPEAKER_02: And I can't hero point.
• 1:13:59
  SPEAKER_02: I don't have any more hero points.
• 1:14:01
  SPEAKER_00: When do we get more hero points?
• 1:14:03
  SPEAKER_01: When you level up.
• 1:14:04
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:14:06
  SPEAKER_01: But yeah, 19.
• 1:14:09
  SPEAKER_01: 19 versus his 16.
• 1:14:11
  SPEAKER_01: He gets pulled under.
• 1:14:11
  SPEAKER_02: Pull whole.
• 1:14:15
  SPEAKER_01: So I'm going to count that.
• 1:14:16
  SPEAKER_01: In order to mark that, I will count that as prone.
• 1:14:20
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:14:20
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:14:26
  SPEAKER_02: And then I think that is pretty much every...
• 1:14:30
  SPEAKER_02: So if the shadow moves,
• 1:14:33
  SPEAKER_02: does he move with it or they just both don't move right now?
• 1:14:42
  SPEAKER_01: That is a good question.
• 1:14:56
  SPEAKER_02: I think it would be double movement for the shadow to try and move him,
• 1:15:00
  SPEAKER_02: unless he has some sort of feat to do that,
• 1:15:02
  SPEAKER_02: because...
• 1:15:06
  SPEAKER_00: You know what?
• 1:15:07
  SPEAKER_00: Either way, I'm not even going to... I'll give you this.
• 1:15:11
  As long as the shadow stays within 30 feet of the individual
• 1:15:15
  that's grappled,
• 1:15:17
  SPEAKER_01: the shadow can move freely.
• 1:15:20
  If the shadow goes to try to move outside that 30-foot range,
• 1:15:24
  it starts dragging its grappled...
• 1:15:27
  SPEAKER_01: a target with it, and that's when the movement speed forward is double.
• 1:15:31
  SPEAKER_01: That's when his movement is basically cut in half.
• 1:15:33
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, okay.
• 1:15:35
  SPEAKER_02: Understood.
• 1:15:36
  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to hold position here.
• 1:15:41
  SPEAKER_02: But yes, I will on my turn.
• 1:15:44
  SPEAKER_02: And the shadow's turn.
• 1:15:45
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:15:48
  So with that,
• 1:15:50
  we're going to touch on first the two of your allies that have
• 1:15:57
  SPEAKER_01: gone down.
• 1:15:58
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, we'll start with Thesson.
• 1:16:03
  SPEAKER_01: Y'all remember the last time Thesson hit zero HP?
• 1:16:08
  SPEAKER_01: He wasn't very happy.
• 1:16:09
  SPEAKER_01: He wasn't a happy bird.
• 1:16:11
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, he... You know what, roll a d100.
• 1:16:32
  SPEAKER_02: Double, 77.
• 1:16:35
  SPEAKER_01: 77, and lucky number seven.
• 1:16:58
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, he's up.
• 1:17:01
  SPEAKER_01: Besson.
• 1:17:04
  SPEAKER_01: Wakes back up.
• 1:17:11
  SPEAKER_01: Nope, that's too big.
• 1:17:14
  SPEAKER_01: Too big.
• 1:17:15
  SPEAKER_01: Chose the wrong one.
• 1:17:20
  SPEAKER_01: And becomes this large raven.
• 1:17:34
  SPEAKER_00: Shit, not again.
• 1:17:36
  SPEAKER_00: Someone get that thing under control.
• 1:17:42
  SPEAKER_01: His eyes are glowing red.
• 1:17:47
  SPEAKER_02: What is he looking at?
• 1:17:50
  SPEAKER_01: Just... around.
• 1:17:57
  SPEAKER_02: Can I point at the guy who shot him?
• 1:18:00
  SPEAKER_01: He's underwater.
• 1:18:03
  SPEAKER_02: Can I point in the water?
• 1:18:05
  SPEAKER_01: You can, but you know Krakka's also in the water.
• 1:18:08
  SPEAKER_02: Oof.
• 1:18:10
  SPEAKER_02: Never mind.
• 1:18:19
  SPEAKER_01: Little Iris just spoke to you in some ethereal voice the evening before.
• 1:18:27
  SPEAKER_01: It's also down.
• 1:18:39
  SPEAKER_01: Who would like to roll a D100 for little Iris?
• 1:18:44
  SPEAKER_02: I'll do it.
• 1:18:50
  SPEAKER_01: Is it going to be another 77?
• 1:18:51
  SPEAKER_01: Is she also going to grow three times her size?
• 1:18:56
  SPEAKER_01: No, it's a 64.
• 1:18:56
  SPEAKER_01: So close.
• 1:19:20
  she has this shadowy aura leaking off of her and creating this
• 1:19:39
  large visage around her.
• 1:19:42
  SPEAKER_01: And her head's kind of just drooped down with her eyes closed.
• 1:19:48
  SPEAKER_02: So she looks unconscious?
• 1:19:50
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 1:19:51
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:19:53
  SPEAKER_02: It's a leaky aura.
• 1:20:09
  SPEAKER_01: What is it that you, Lala, Yanora, or Deedle...
• 1:20:17
  SPEAKER_01: who's technically almost got crushed by Thesson.
• 1:20:23
  SPEAKER_01: What is it that you all would like to do in this moment?
• 1:20:43
  SPEAKER_02: Like collectively?
• 1:20:46
  SPEAKER_01: Is there anything you would like to do individually?
• 1:20:51
  SPEAKER_01: Just you all have some time currently to do something.
• 1:21:02
  SPEAKER_02: Throw a knife at the nearest enemy.
• 1:21:05
  Do you consider the unconscious child with a leaky shadow aura
• 1:21:10
  or the giant bird
• 1:21:11
  SPEAKER_01: with three glowing red eyes an enemy?
• 1:21:14
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 1:21:15
  One would assume they'll at least be on our side until there's
• 1:21:18
  nothing left,
• 1:21:18
  so.
• 1:21:22
  SPEAKER_01: That's definitely an assumption.
• 1:21:25
  SPEAKER_03: It is.
• 1:21:27
  SPEAKER_01: The closest enemy that you can see is this guy.
• 1:21:34
  SPEAKER_02: I assume something was supposed to happen.
• 1:21:36
  SPEAKER_01: You're supposed to blink, the guy that's out here on the rock.
• 1:21:41
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:21:42
  SPEAKER_02: I know it should be, but it isn't.
• 1:21:45
  SPEAKER_02: Either way, yeah, that one's fine.
• 1:21:46
  SPEAKER_02: I can throw a knife at him.
• 1:21:48
  SPEAKER_01: It's 70 feet away from your current position.
• 1:21:50
  SPEAKER_01: Can you throw Nosferatu that far?
• 1:21:57
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 1:21:59
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 1:22:00
  SPEAKER_02: Damn it.
• 1:22:02
  SPEAKER_01: You'll have to move up a little bit.
• 1:22:04
  Nosferatu has a long range of 60 feet,
• 1:22:06
  and at long range,
• 1:22:07
  it would be a disadvantage.
• 1:22:11
  SPEAKER_02: I can run up slightly and then shoot.
• 1:22:14
  SPEAKER_02: Tempe?
• 1:22:15
  SPEAKER_02: Boom?
• 1:22:16
  SPEAKER_02: Like that?
• 1:22:17
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so if you're... You'd have to, like... Yeah.
• 1:22:24
  SPEAKER_01: Like there.
• 1:22:26
  SPEAKER_01: You'd probably have to be around... Actually, you're small enough.
• 1:22:29
  SPEAKER_01: You could probably just shuck it out from in between Rasheem's legs.
• 1:22:34
  SPEAKER_02: Heck yeah.
• 1:22:35
  SPEAKER_01: It will be at disadvantage.
• 1:22:38
  SPEAKER_03: But I'm extra good at it.
• 1:22:40
  SPEAKER_03: Heck.
• 1:22:42
  Fortunately,
• 1:22:42
  you don't have anything that gives you advantage on ranged
• 1:22:45
  attacks.
• 1:22:50
  SPEAKER_02: If I was that worried about it, I'd use my short form.
• 1:22:56
  SPEAKER_02: Wow, those both suck.
• 1:22:58
  SPEAKER_02: Can I use an inspiration?
• 1:23:01
  SPEAKER_01: You can.
• 1:23:01
  SPEAKER_01: You just roll another d20.
• 1:23:03
  SPEAKER_02: Just one, though?
• 1:23:04
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 1:23:06
  SPEAKER_02: Can I cast Bless before she does that?
• 1:23:09
  SPEAKER_01: Sure.
• 1:23:10
  SPEAKER_02: Ooh, in with Bless.
• 1:23:11
  SPEAKER_01: You added D4 to your attack levels as well.
• 1:23:17
  SPEAKER_01: So you are... You have other targets with Bless.
• 1:23:23
  SPEAKER_02: Do I have to touch them?
• 1:23:25
  SPEAKER_02: Or is it just that I can see?
• 1:23:29
  SPEAKER_02: Within range.
• 1:23:30
  SPEAKER_01: What is Bless's range?
• 1:23:32
  SPEAKER_01: It's what you can see.
• 1:23:36
  So her,
• 1:23:37
  Joaquin,
• 1:23:38
  and D.
• 1:23:42
  Alright,
• 1:23:42
  so...
• 1:23:51
  And D.
• 1:23:56
  So,
• 1:23:57
  Lala,
• 1:23:57
  you rolled...
• 1:23:58
  8 plus 11 plus 2.
• 1:24:06
  SPEAKER_01: No, actually, that's better.
• 1:24:09
  SPEAKER_01: That's 10.
• 1:24:10
  SPEAKER_01: That's 21.
• 1:24:13
  SPEAKER_02: But altogether.
• 1:24:14
  SPEAKER_01: 21 does hit.
• 1:24:16
  SPEAKER_01: Go ahead and roll your damage.
• 1:24:23
  SPEAKER_02: Sneak attack?
• 1:24:24
  SPEAKER_02: Question mark?
• 1:24:28
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, who would be expecting this?
• 1:24:32
  SPEAKER_01: I mean,
• 1:24:33
  SPEAKER_01: you're in combat,
• 1:24:34
  SPEAKER_01: so I can't grant you sneak attack because Croc is not right next to him.
• 1:24:38
  SPEAKER_02: But I'm also hidden behind these giant robot legs.
• 1:24:43
  SPEAKER_01: And so it takes damage.
• 1:24:48
  SPEAKER_01: And then Nosferatu appears back in your hand.
• 1:24:52
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 1:25:00
  SPEAKER_02: Oh no, you said one thing.
• 1:25:02
  SPEAKER_02: Do I get to attack again?
• 1:25:03
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, if you're attacking, you can attack again.
• 1:25:07
  SPEAKER_03: Heck yeah.
• 1:25:09
  SPEAKER_01: Wait, no.
• 1:25:10
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:25:11
  SPEAKER_01: Let me check your thing.
• 1:25:12
  SPEAKER_01: No, because you're not hasty.
• 1:25:13
  SPEAKER_01: I'm so used to you just being hasted all the time.
• 1:25:17
  SPEAKER_01: No, you can't attack again.
• 1:25:18
  SPEAKER_01: You're not blessed.
• 1:25:20
  SPEAKER_02: To click boots because it was kind of a weird lull.
• 1:25:24
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, Deedle, are you doing anything?
• 1:25:30
  SPEAKER_00: Why not?
• 1:25:31
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna... What?
• 1:25:34
  SPEAKER_03: Run up.
• 1:25:34
  SPEAKER_03: Dammit.
• 1:25:38
  SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna press the right button.
• 1:25:41
  SPEAKER_03: Da da da da da.
• 1:25:44
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm gonna Hellfire Dagger him.
• 1:25:49
  SPEAKER_01: You haven't used your Hellfire Dagger.
• 1:25:51
  SPEAKER_02: No, I'm kind of excited.
• 1:25:53
  SPEAKER_01: Ever.
• 1:25:55
  SPEAKER_01: That's probably also at disadvantage.
• 1:25:59
  SPEAKER_03: It's less than 20 foot.
• 1:26:02
  SPEAKER_01: Are you attacking the one under the water?
• 1:26:04
  SPEAKER_01: Who are you attacking?
• 1:26:12
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so that guy has been pulled under the water by Wakim's shadow.
• 1:26:17
  SPEAKER_01: You could still attack him because you're up close to him.
• 1:26:21
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'm going to do that.
• 1:26:23
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, that one is not at disadvantage then.
• 1:26:27
  SPEAKER_03: Okie dokie.
• 1:26:34
  SPEAKER_03: Come on, computer.
• 1:26:36
  Oh,
• 1:26:37
  you're,
• 1:26:40
  uh...
• 1:26:41
  So that would be an 18,
• 1:26:43
  because we'll get rid of the 1d4 in the middle.
• 1:26:52
  SPEAKER_01: An 18 misses because of the distortion of the water.
• 1:26:57
  SPEAKER_01: An 18 does not hit.
• 1:26:58
  SPEAKER_01: That was good damage, too.
• 1:27:00
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it was.
• 1:27:02
  SPEAKER_01: But no, an 18 misses.
• 1:27:04
  SPEAKER_01: The distortion of the water makes it kind of like spearfishing.
• 1:27:08
  SPEAKER_01: Hard to tell where the physical body actually is.
• 1:27:13
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:27:15
  SPEAKER_01: I think you do have a second attack, though.
• 1:27:18
  SPEAKER_01: You do.
• 1:27:19
  SPEAKER_01: So you can try again.
• 1:27:20
  SPEAKER_01: Or you could just walk up and smack him.
• 1:27:26
  SPEAKER_03: Walk up and claw him.
• 1:27:29
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:27:31
  SPEAKER_01: This would have advantage.
• 1:27:35
  SPEAKER_01: I turned your rage off.
• 1:27:37
  SPEAKER_01: Why is it still rolling?
• 1:27:38
  SPEAKER_01: You can roll again because you have advantage because he's grappled.
• 1:27:45
  SPEAKER_01: I turned the rage off.
• 1:27:53
  SPEAKER_01: 25 does hit, so go ahead and roll damage.
• 1:28:07
  SPEAKER_01: Do your claws do 2d6, or 2d4?
• 1:28:09
  SPEAKER_03: 1d4 plus 5.
• 1:28:17
  SPEAKER_01: Why did that roll 2d4?
• 1:28:18
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 1:28:25
  SPEAKER_01: So 1d4 plus 5 is the 3 at the 8.
• 1:28:30
  SPEAKER_01: You deal 8 points a day.
• 1:28:32
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know what it's doing.
• 1:28:33
  SPEAKER_01: That's so weird.
• 1:28:35
  SPEAKER_01: That's fine.
• 1:28:36
  SPEAKER_00: Confusing.
• 1:28:36
  SPEAKER_00: That's a lot of numbers.
• 1:28:38
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:28:40
  SPEAKER_01: That's what you do.
• 1:28:41
  SPEAKER_02: I think that's all I could do.
• 1:28:55
  Draven's gonna kind of stand and draw her weapon and just wait
• 1:29:02
  to see what happens
• 1:29:02
  SPEAKER_01: with this inky shadow around the child.
• 1:29:07
  Zara's just back here snapping bolts out of her body and just
• 1:29:13
  kind of injuredly
• 1:29:15
  leans up against the wall and is holding her sword as best she
• 1:29:20
  can in her limp arm
• 1:29:22
  SPEAKER_01: against this giant bird.
• 1:29:32
  SPEAKER_01: Mr. Belfast?
• 1:29:45
  Kind of stuck in this corner with the bird,
• 1:29:47
  too,
• 1:29:47
  so he can't really do anything else.
• 1:29:51
  SPEAKER_01: So that completes that.
• 1:29:57
  SPEAKER_01: At the top of this round, it's slowly turning into actual combat.
• 1:30:05
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  SPEAKER_03: We are back.
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  SPEAKER_03: Let's get this.
• 1:31:01
  SPEAKER_01: So we go back to the top of the round.
• 1:31:07
  SPEAKER_01: Now.
• 1:31:10
  SPEAKER_01: Let's see, what does it say?
• 1:31:12
  SPEAKER_01: OK, so it is this guy's turn.
• 1:31:21
  SPEAKER_01: He is going to make a athletics check to break the grapple.
• 1:31:35
  SPEAKER_01: What's the DC on that grapple?
• 1:31:38
  SPEAKER_01: 19.
• 1:31:38
  SPEAKER_02: 19?
• 1:31:40
  SPEAKER_02: Well, my DC is 19.
• 1:31:42
  SPEAKER_02: I think the Shad is 17. 17.
• 1:31:50
  SPEAKER_01: So he does end up breaking the grapple.
• 1:31:55
  This turn,
• 1:31:56
  he has to use half his movement to get up and say another
• 1:32:04
  little bit to stand up.
• 1:32:07
  SPEAKER_01: And he pops out of the water.
• 1:32:09
  SPEAKER_01: And Deedle, you're just standing there in front of him.
• 1:32:19
  SPEAKER_03: Well, how you doing?
• 1:32:20
  SPEAKER_01: I'd be great if you guys get out of my way.
• 1:32:25
  SPEAKER_01: He's going to attack you with his war hammers.
• 1:32:37
  SPEAKER_00: I thought that was his action to get out of that.
• 1:32:41
  SPEAKER_01: He's hasted.
• 1:32:43
  SPEAKER_02: Damn it.
• 1:32:44
  SPEAKER_02: So he's got a single attack.
• 1:32:49
  SPEAKER_01: He can use the hasted action to attempt to get out of the grapple.
• 1:32:56
  SPEAKER_01: Really?
• 1:32:58
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 1:32:59
  SPEAKER_01: It's not technically haste.
• 1:33:01
  SPEAKER_01: That's just the easiest way to mark it.
• 1:33:05
  SPEAKER_01: His ability is slightly different than haste.
• 1:33:11
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:33:12
  SPEAKER_01: Mostly because he's not like the bounty hunters you came across that...
• 1:33:20
  shot you he's a little more experienced so one you and needle I
• 1:33:38
  think you got lucky
• 1:33:39
  SPEAKER_01: your AC is 20 so that would be a 25 a 15 a 17 and a 20
• 1:33:52
  so two of those hit two of those miss but he just begins
• 1:33:58
  swinging them because he's
• 1:34:02
  dual wielding so he just begins swinging and like following up
• 1:34:05
  and flowing with the
• 1:34:07
  way he's moving his hammers it just so happens that one of them
• 1:34:11
  knocks you in the
• 1:34:14
  in the torso and you kind of stagger a bit and that stagger
• 1:34:17
  throws off a second
• 1:34:18
  SPEAKER_01: swing and then you catch yourself and
• 1:34:21
  SPEAKER_01: And kind of just sidestep his third swing,
• 1:34:23
  SPEAKER_01: but his fourth swing is already coming around to connect to you.
• 1:34:28
  SPEAKER_01: So you get two of the first and last swings hit you.
• 1:34:34
  SPEAKER_01: On the first swing, you take 11 points of bludgeoning damage.
• 1:34:44
  SPEAKER_01: And on the last swing, you take 20 points of bludgeoning damage.
• 1:34:50
  SPEAKER_01: So that's 31 points total.
• 1:34:58
  SPEAKER_01: They hit hard when they hit.
• 1:35:06
  SPEAKER_01: But that's all he can do.
• 1:35:09
  He spent all of his other resources breaking that grapple and
• 1:35:13
  getting back up.
• 1:35:21
  SPEAKER_01: So we go to Jackson, who should be here.
• 1:35:25
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know why he was back there.
• 1:35:28
  SPEAKER_01: Joaquim, you're not muted.
• 1:35:33
  SPEAKER_00: Sorry.
• 1:35:36
  SPEAKER_01: Jackson's got his rifle ready.
• 1:35:46
  SPEAKER_01: What's he going to do?
• 1:35:50
  SPEAKER_01: He's going to load it with special ammo.
• 1:35:54
  SPEAKER_01: And he's going to make and attack.
• 1:36:07
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 1:36:08
  SPEAKER_01: He hits.
• 1:36:10
  SPEAKER_01: His ammo is shocking ammo.
• 1:36:12
  SPEAKER_01: So the bounty hunter needs to make a... What is that?
• 1:36:22
  SPEAKER_01: Wisdom saving throw.
• 1:36:32
  SPEAKER_01: He succeeds, but he still takes the damage.
• 1:36:34
  SPEAKER_01: Oh no, that's the wrong one, this one.
• 1:36:44
  SPEAKER_01: That is 16 points.
• 1:36:53
  SPEAKER_01: He has a second.
• 1:36:55
  A second strike.
• 1:36:56
  A 28.
• 1:36:56
  And a third strike.
• 1:36:56
  So both of those hit.
• 1:37:23
  SPEAKER_01: He deals another bunch of damage.
• 1:37:47
  SPEAKER_01: Kroket, your turn.
• 1:37:59
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I'm going to try this again, but a little different way.
• 1:38:06
  I'm going to regain my composure,
• 1:38:11
  and I'm going to charge back at this guy.
• 1:38:15
  SPEAKER_02: But this time, I'm going to swing my hammers at him.
• 1:38:21
  SPEAKER_01: So instead of trying to grapple, you're making an attack?
• 1:38:27
  SPEAKER_03: Yep.
• 1:38:28
  SPEAKER_01: Go ahead and make your attack rolls.
• 1:38:40
  SPEAKER_00: Inspiration that one.
• 1:38:46
  SPEAKER_01: That's better.
• 1:38:48
  SPEAKER_01: That's a natural 20.
• 1:38:49
  SPEAKER_01: Everyone gets an inspiration back.
• 1:38:53
  SPEAKER_01: You can either choose to...
• 1:38:56
  SPEAKER_01: Deal additional damage or apply slash impose a specific effect.
• 1:39:11
  SPEAKER_00: I want to break his shoulder.
• 1:39:19
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:39:20
  SPEAKER_01: Roll damage.
• 1:39:23
  SPEAKER_01: Just straight damage.
• 1:39:26
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:39:28
  SPEAKER_01: There's seven points damage.
• 1:39:32
  SPEAKER_01: Which shoulder?
• 1:39:35
  SPEAKER_02: Actually, that was wrong damage.
• 1:39:39
  SPEAKER_02: So that hammer's actually plus seven, not plus five.
• 1:39:41
  SPEAKER_01: But anyways... I'll do another two.
• 1:39:48
  SPEAKER_01: Is he a right or a lefty?
• 1:39:53
  SPEAKER_01: He is a lefty, the way he's shooting.
• 1:39:56
  SPEAKER_01: He's a lefty, so that means...
• 1:40:07
  SPEAKER_03: That is trigger for.
• 1:40:19
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, his left is he shoot his trigger fingers, his left hand.
• 1:40:46
  SPEAKER_01: Which shoulder are you breaking?
• 1:40:49
  SPEAKER_02: Sorry, left.
• 1:40:51
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:40:54
  SPEAKER_01: So left shoulder.
• 1:40:55
  SPEAKER_01: I used an inspiration on that roll.
• 1:40:57
  SPEAKER_01: 22 does hit, so you can roll damage with that one as well.
• 1:41:08
  SPEAKER_01: Dang.
• 1:41:10
  SPEAKER_01: You definitely did some damage to his shoulder on your crit.
• 1:41:15
  SPEAKER_02: With that...
• 1:41:16
  SPEAKER_02: Second one?
• 1:41:18
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 1:41:19
  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to add a Stunning Strike.
• 1:41:20
  SPEAKER_02: Actually, could I do Stunning Strike and Furrier Blows, or either or?
• 1:41:27
  SPEAKER_01: Nope, you can do both.
• 1:41:29
  SPEAKER_01: Furrier Blows just uses your bonus action.
• 1:41:34
  SPEAKER_01: But yeah, Stunning Strike is a Constitution saving throw.
• 1:41:39
  SPEAKER_01: Where is it?
• 1:41:42
  SPEAKER_01: Where is it?
• 1:41:42
  SPEAKER_02: Where is it?
• 1:41:45
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, I'm pretty sure.
• 1:41:46
  SPEAKER_02: Why can't I find it?
• 1:41:50
  Yes, Con of 16.
• 1:41:52
  He rolled a 17.
• 1:42:18
  SPEAKER_02: Of course.
• 1:42:18
  SPEAKER_02: All right,
• 1:42:23
  SPEAKER_02: well,
• 1:42:23
  SPEAKER_02: the next two are on...
• 1:42:27
  would be follow-up kicks because there's flare-ear blows and
• 1:42:30
  it's unarmed,
• 1:42:30
  SPEAKER_02: correct?
• 1:42:32
  SPEAKER_01: Or with monk weapons, but yes.
• 1:42:36
  SPEAKER_02: The hammers aren't monk weapons, right?
• 1:42:43
  SPEAKER_02: They're martial art weapons, not monk.
• 1:42:46
  SPEAKER_02: Correct.
• 1:42:47
  SPEAKER_02: But a dedicated weapon is a monk weapon.
• 1:42:53
  SPEAKER_02: Correct.
• 1:42:54
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:42:54
  So actually,
• 1:42:55
  yes,
• 1:42:55
  your one hammer is,
• 1:42:57
  you have your light hammer plus two as your monk weapon.
• 1:43:00
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 1:43:01
  SPEAKER_02: And my fury of blows adds one or two attacks?
• 1:43:05
  SPEAKER_02: Two.
• 1:43:06
  SPEAKER_02: One, two.
• 1:43:06
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 1:43:07
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:43:07
  SPEAKER_02: So then I'll follow up with another hammer and then a kick.
• 1:43:13
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, you technically make them both with the hammer.
• 1:43:18
  SPEAKER_01: The hammer hits.
• 1:43:20
  SPEAKER_01: The 29.
• 1:43:24
  SPEAKER_01: 11 points damage.
• 1:43:26
  SPEAKER_01: Throw a little bit of style in there.
• 1:43:29
  SPEAKER_01: And then go ahead and make your unarmed strike.
• 1:43:40
  SPEAKER_01: Zero point.
• 1:43:42
  SPEAKER_01: Go ahead.
• 1:43:45
  SPEAKER_01: I'll go with the 18.
• 1:43:47
  SPEAKER_01: That misses.
• 1:43:48
  SPEAKER_01: Of course.
• 1:43:55
  SPEAKER_02: And then... Yeah, I'll just dive back down in the water.
• 1:44:06
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:44:11
  SPEAKER_01: It is this bounty hunter's turn.
• 1:44:16
  uh he is hurting he's gonna use his bonus action to regain some
• 1:44:28
  hp you can only do
• 1:44:33
  SPEAKER_01: that a limited number of times all right and then he is going to
• 1:44:45
  SPEAKER_01: Swap sides and use his opposite hand to fire.
• 1:44:50
  SPEAKER_01: That's going to give him disadvantage.
• 1:44:56
  SPEAKER_00: He can fire bad news one handed.
• 1:45:01
  SPEAKER_01: He's still using his other hand.
• 1:45:04
  SPEAKER_01: He's just swapping sides that he's using it.
• 1:45:10
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 1:45:11
  or is it doesn't it doesn't take two arms to operate that rifle
• 1:45:19
  one holds it steady
• 1:45:21
  one pulls the trigger so he's putting the stock up against his
• 1:45:25
  good shoulder oh
• 1:45:32
  SPEAKER_02: okay
• 1:45:33
  SPEAKER_01: But it's going to give him disadvantage.
• 1:45:34
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's why I was aiming for the shoulders this way.
• 1:45:37
  Whether it's his good trigger finger and he's not going to be
• 1:45:40
  used the whole arm to
• 1:45:41
  SPEAKER_02: be able to prop the gun off.
• 1:45:42
  But if he's just kind of like holding the stock of the gun up
• 1:45:47
  like you would a cell
• 1:45:48
  SPEAKER_01: phone against your face and then using it like that,
• 1:45:50
  SPEAKER_02: then okay.
• 1:45:51
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but he's got disadvantage on the strike.
• 1:45:55
  SPEAKER_01: Right, right.
• 1:45:58
  SPEAKER_01: Because he technically can...
• 1:46:00
  SPEAKER_01: Do that.
• 1:46:01
  SPEAKER_01: So he's going to do this.
• 1:46:07
  SPEAKER_01: But he is going to take aim at Jackson.
• 1:46:13
  SPEAKER_01: This time, because Jackson was shooting at him and his buddy.
• 1:46:19
  I'm going to use one of his inspirations on that one,
• 1:46:22
  because that was a natural one.
• 1:46:25
  SPEAKER_01: Is a 23 hit Jackson?
• 1:46:27
  SPEAKER_01: It does.
• 1:46:27
  SPEAKER_01: So that's one.
• 1:46:33
  SPEAKER_01: Two.
• 1:46:33
  SPEAKER_01: 18 misses.
• 1:46:34
  SPEAKER_01: Three.
• 1:46:35
  SPEAKER_01: 14 misses, so only one of these strikes hit.
• 1:46:44
  SPEAKER_01: Jackson takes 25 points of damage.
• 1:46:49
  SPEAKER_01: And on that last strike, his weapon misfires.
• 1:46:53
  SPEAKER_01: Let's see, he's gonna use his reaction.
• 1:47:02
  SPEAKER_01: He saves his weapon with his reaction.
• 1:47:05
  SPEAKER_01: But that's all he can do.
• 1:47:07
  SPEAKER_01: He can't do anything else.
• 1:47:20
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 1:47:21
  SPEAKER_01: Joaquim, it's your turn.
• 1:47:26
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:47:28
  SPEAKER_02: This water, you can walk in it.
• 1:47:33
  SPEAKER_01: To a point.
• 1:47:35
  Like right up in the shore,
• 1:47:37
  it's still shallow,
• 1:47:38
  so you can walk in it,
• 1:47:39
  yes.
• 1:47:40
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:47:42
  SPEAKER_00: Let's see.
• 1:48:02
  SPEAKER_00: Again,
• 1:48:02
  SPEAKER_00: I can cast the cantrip unless...
• 1:48:05
  SPEAKER_00: What are the rules regarding casting cantrips as a bonus action?
• 1:48:08
  SPEAKER_01: You can cast a cantrip as a bonus action,
• 1:48:12
  SPEAKER_01: and you can cast a spell as an action,
• 1:48:14
  SPEAKER_01: but you can only cast a one damaging spell per turn.
• 1:48:20
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, cool.
• 1:48:22
  SPEAKER_01: So you can cast a non-damaging leveled spell and a damaging cantrip.
• 1:48:28
  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
• 1:48:29
  or vice versa a damaging leveled spell and a non-damaging hand
• 1:48:32
  trick cool um we're
• 1:48:45
  SPEAKER_00: gonna mind sliver the far dude with the rifle your mind sliver him yeah
• 1:48:58
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 1:48:59
  SPEAKER_01: What is that?
• 1:49:00
  SPEAKER_02: Intelligence save.
• 1:49:01
  SPEAKER_01: That's a 10.
• 1:49:07
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:49:08
  SPEAKER_02: So here's 2d6.
• 1:49:13
  SPEAKER_02: Six psychic damage, and then he subtracts a d4 for the next save.
• 1:49:19
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:49:22
  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to cast suggestions.
• 1:49:28
  SPEAKER_01: oh okay he's gonna make the wisdom save that's a 19.
• 1:49:39
  SPEAKER_01: minus a d4 minus the d4 so he fails because that would be a 17.
• 1:49:50
  SPEAKER_02: i'm gonna tell him to uh toss his gun to the turtle next to him okay
• 1:50:02
  SPEAKER_01: That would occur at the start of his turn.
• 1:50:05
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 1:50:09
  SPEAKER_02: And then I'm just going to look at Croc and say, get ready.
• 1:50:11
  SPEAKER_01: Well, Croc is underwater.
• 1:50:14
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:50:16
  SPEAKER_01: Well, either way, that's fine.
• 1:50:19
  SPEAKER_02: I won't say that then.
• 1:50:21
  SPEAKER_02: But yeah, I'll just tell him to toss it to the turtle next to him.
• 1:50:25
  SPEAKER_02: And...
• 1:50:33
  SPEAKER_02: I will have...
• 1:50:34
  SPEAKER_02: I guess I will end Joaquin's turn,
• 1:50:38
  SPEAKER_02: and then I will have the shadow...
• 1:50:40
  SPEAKER_02: Shade Glare,
• 1:50:47
  SPEAKER_02: the dude in front of the beetle.
• 1:50:52
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, Shade Glare.
• 1:50:54
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:50:55
  SPEAKER_01: So that would be... The wisdom stick?
• 1:51:02
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so wisdom save of 17.
• 1:51:05
  SPEAKER_01: That's a 22.
• 1:51:16
  SPEAKER_01: Proficient with those, it seems.
• 1:51:22
  SPEAKER_01: So he's got a little bit of a boost.
• 1:51:27
  SPEAKER_01: Doesn't seem very smart, though.
• 1:51:35
  SPEAKER_02: You know what?
• 1:51:35
  SPEAKER_01: Fuck it.
• 1:51:36
  SPEAKER_02: Uh... That was one.
• 1:51:40
  SPEAKER_01: Your shadow has a second attack.
• 1:51:42
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:51:43
  SPEAKER_00: Um...
• 1:51:50
  SPEAKER_02: I guess I'll just have him try and,
• 1:51:52
  SPEAKER_02: uh...
• 1:51:54
  SPEAKER_02: I guess I'll just have him stage correct this guy.
• 1:51:58
  SPEAKER_01: Go ahead and roll d20 plus three.
• 1:52:05
  SPEAKER_02: Hmm.
• 1:52:07
  SPEAKER_02: That's a 15.
• 1:52:08
  SPEAKER_02: I don't think that's going to do it.
• 1:52:12
  SPEAKER_01: It does not.
• 1:52:13
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:52:15
  SPEAKER_02: That is all I can do.
• 1:52:17
  SPEAKER_02: I am the Shadows 3.
• 1:52:19
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 1:52:22
  Now we go to the free round,
• 1:52:26
  which is Deedle,
• 1:52:27
  Yenor,
• 1:52:28
  and Lala,
• 1:52:29
  as well as your allies.
• 1:52:30
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:52:35
  SPEAKER_02: Three is an interesting thing to call it.
• 1:52:42
  SPEAKER_01: Kind of a combined... Combined round.
• 1:52:49
  SPEAKER_02: Now that I'm more prepared, I can click the boots.
• 1:52:54
  SPEAKER_02: Or does that require, like, an initiative thing?
• 1:52:57
  SPEAKER_01: No, if you're clicking the boots of haste, I will haste you.
• 1:53:02
  SPEAKER_02: Huzzah!
• 1:53:04
  SPEAKER_02: Time to throw knives at things.
• 1:53:08
  SPEAKER_01: Who are you targeting?
• 1:53:12
  SPEAKER_02: The one next to Deedle, I think.
• 1:53:16
  SPEAKER_02: Right?
• 1:53:18
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:53:18
  SPEAKER_01: The one that's up close to you?
• 1:53:20
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:53:21
  SPEAKER_01: I mean... If you move, like, five feet up, you won't have disadvantage.
• 1:53:26
  SPEAKER_02: See,
• 1:53:27
  SPEAKER_02: I think something...
• 1:53:28
  SPEAKER_02: I have to update my map,
• 1:53:29
  SPEAKER_02: because when I measure,
• 1:53:31
  SPEAKER_02: he's like 25,
• 1:53:33
  SPEAKER_02: 30 feet.
• 1:53:35
  SPEAKER_02: Something must be wrong with mine, but that's okay.
• 1:53:38
  SPEAKER_01: I have met 25 feet, so if you move five feet up, you'll be within range.
• 1:53:46
  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to try to update my map.
• 1:53:47
  SPEAKER_02: So go ahead and just move me five.
• 1:53:49
  I moved you up a bit,
• 1:53:51
  so now you just roll straight for your dagger strikes.
• 1:53:59
  SPEAKER_03: Chuck.
• 1:54:09
  SPEAKER_02: That's 13 plus 11, if it didn't come through for you yet.
• 1:54:13
  SPEAKER_01: It has not, but that would be a 24, so that hits.
• 1:54:18
  SPEAKER_03: Hooray!
• 1:54:22
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but VTT's doing the weird... Oh, now it is.
• 1:54:25
  SPEAKER_01: Now it's there.
• 1:54:26
  SPEAKER_01: It's just 13, though.
• 1:54:28
  SPEAKER_01: Didn't give us the plus 11.
• 1:54:30
  SPEAKER_02: We know.
• 1:54:37
  SPEAKER_01: Doing the same to your damage roll.
• 1:54:39
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's because it's also loading the map at the same time.
• 1:54:43
  SPEAKER_02: I tried to reload it, so see if it fits whatever.
• 1:54:48
  SPEAKER_02: It looks like it landed on two, but I can't really tell.
• 1:54:54
  SPEAKER_01: It did.
• 1:54:55
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, perfect.
• 1:54:56
  SPEAKER_02: There you go.
• 1:54:57
  SPEAKER_01: So what is that?
• 1:54:58
  SPEAKER_02: Two plus... Two plus seven.
• 1:55:01
  SPEAKER_02: And then do I get sneak attack because Deedle's there?
• 1:55:04
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 1:55:07
  SPEAKER_02: Sneak attack.
• 1:55:10
  SPEAKER_02: I am so sneaky.
• 1:55:24
  SPEAKER_03: Aha, not that.
• 1:55:26
  SPEAKER_01: Eighteen.
• 1:55:27
  SPEAKER_01: For sneak attack damage.
• 1:55:32
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, he's looking hurt.
• 1:55:36
  SPEAKER_02: Strange.
• 1:55:38
  SPEAKER_02: Sorry, I updated and it's still only takes like 30.
• 1:55:41
  SPEAKER_02: It's only measures as like 30 feet.
• 1:55:43
  SPEAKER_02: What is going on?
• 1:55:46
  SPEAKER_02: Super.
• 1:55:47
  SPEAKER_02: Anything.
• 1:55:49
  SPEAKER_02: We'll have to throw it again.
• 1:55:50
  SPEAKER_01: Go ahead.
• 1:55:53
  SPEAKER_02: Throw it.
• 1:55:58
  SPEAKER_01: 20.
• 1:56:02
  SPEAKER_01: You are blessed, so add d4 to that.
• 1:56:04
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, wait.
• 1:56:11
  SPEAKER_03: Three.
• 1:56:14
  SPEAKER_01: That just barely hits.
• 1:56:18
  SPEAKER_01: Go ahead and roll damage.
• 1:56:20
  SPEAKER_03: But it does, and that's what happens.
• 1:56:29
  SPEAKER_01: Are you doing anything else?
• 1:56:47
  SPEAKER_02: Since I'm not technically in battle, I think that's it.
• 1:56:52
  SPEAKER_02: Yes?
• 1:56:53
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:56:54
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:56:56
  SPEAKER_02: Until we're technically in battle, I think that's it.
• 1:56:58
  SPEAKER_02: So...
• 1:57:04
  SPEAKER_01: Deedle and Yanor, are either of you doing anything?
• 1:57:15
  SPEAKER_00: I'm going to take my battleaxe guy in front of me.
• 1:57:20
  SPEAKER_01: All right, go ahead and make your first strike.
• 1:57:23
  SPEAKER_01: Remember you have Bless.
• 1:57:38
  what the hell i mean that's fine that's a natural one yeah it
• 1:57:45
  can add the d4 yeah
• 1:57:50
  inspiration to reroll yeah i'm gonna inspire that that's so
• 1:58:01
  much better that hits
• 1:58:03
  SPEAKER_01: go ahead and roll damage
• 1:58:14
  SPEAKER_01: Seven.
• 1:58:15
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know why the D4 is there.
• 1:58:16
  SPEAKER_01: So that's 15 points of damage.
• 1:58:23
  SPEAKER_03: You have one more strike where I'm down one more time, hopefully.
• 1:58:46
  SPEAKER_01: Are you keeping the 20?
• 1:58:48
  SPEAKER_03: Does it hit?
• 1:58:50
  SPEAKER_01: The 20 misses.
• 1:58:51
  SPEAKER_01: Damn it.
• 1:58:54
  SPEAKER_03: Alright, another inspiration.
• 1:58:55
  SPEAKER_01: And you roll.
• 1:58:58
  SPEAKER_01: Go ahead.
• 1:58:59
  SPEAKER_01: Let's see what this one does.
• 1:59:02
  SPEAKER_01: Come on, man.
• 1:59:05
  SPEAKER_01: 23 just barely hits.
• 1:59:08
  SPEAKER_01: Crap.
• 1:59:19
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:59:19
  SPEAKER_01: He is hemorrhaging.
• 1:59:25
  SPEAKER_01: Hemorrhaging.
• 1:59:32
  SPEAKER_00: Try to take a throw at me, man.
• 1:59:35
  SPEAKER_01: Are you doing anything else?
• 1:59:37
  SPEAKER_02: Nope, that's it.
• 1:59:38
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:59:40
  SPEAKER_02: I'll go and smack him.
• 1:59:42
  SPEAKER_01: You want to run up and join in the smack fest?
• 1:59:44
  SPEAKER_01: Absolutely.
• 1:59:45
  SPEAKER_02: Absolutely.
• 1:59:47
  SPEAKER_01: Go ahead, move yourself up where you want to go.
• 1:59:51
  SPEAKER_02: Where do I have to be to be in flanking?
• 1:59:54
  SPEAKER_01: Over here.
• 1:59:55
  SPEAKER_02: I think I can make that.
• 2:00:00
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 2:00:01
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 2:00:07
  SPEAKER_01: And that will grant you advantage.
• 2:00:12
  SPEAKER_02: And he's, like, really hurt?
• 2:00:14
  SPEAKER_01: He's, like, really hurt.
• 2:00:21
  SPEAKER_02: as a 20 hit or a natural 20 hit.
• 2:00:24
  SPEAKER_01: How would you like to do this?
• 2:00:27
  SPEAKER_02: Whichever way.
• 2:00:32
  SPEAKER_01: Your base damage with Dawnbringer with the critical hit will kill him.
• 2:00:38
  So how the final strike that you make you just fucking like a
• 2:00:47
  lightsaber cut just
• 2:00:48
  SPEAKER_01: chop his torso in half.
• 2:00:51
  SPEAKER_01: On the diagonal.
• 2:00:54
  SPEAKER_01: And he's just.
• 2:00:58
  SPEAKER_01: He's just dead now.
• 2:01:04
  SPEAKER_01: Both pieces splash into the water.
• 2:01:10
  SPEAKER_02: Amazing.
• 2:01:16
  SPEAKER_01: You want to do anything else?
• 2:01:19
  SPEAKER_01: You took the attack action.
• 2:01:20
  SPEAKER_01: You technically have a second attack.
• 2:01:25
  SPEAKER_02: How did we do it switching to the bow?
• 2:01:30
  SPEAKER_02: Is that a bonus action or an attack?
• 2:01:32
  SPEAKER_01: That's an attack action.
• 2:01:34
  SPEAKER_01: Just switch weapons.
• 2:01:38
  SPEAKER_02: I think that's all I can do.
• 2:01:39
  SPEAKER_02: He's too far away.
• 2:01:40
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 2:01:45
  SPEAKER_01: Let's see.
• 2:01:45
  SPEAKER_01: What are...
• 2:01:48
  SPEAKER_01: your friend's going to do down here.
• 2:01:53
  SPEAKER_01: Not much, really.
• 2:01:55
  SPEAKER_01: However, Besson.
• 2:02:14
  SPEAKER_01: And squares up with the child.
• 2:02:18
  SPEAKER_01: who's leaking the black aura.
• 2:02:31
  SPEAKER_01: He does this very loud guac.
• 2:02:41
  SPEAKER_01: And he makes an attack against the child.
• 2:03:09
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 2:03:13
  SPEAKER_01: And then the shadows lash out from the child.
• 2:03:23
  SPEAKER_01: And bind around Thesson's wings and legs.
• 2:03:31
  SPEAKER_01: Thesson is...
• 2:03:55
  SPEAKER_01: Mr. Belfast is gonna run up here.
• 2:03:58
  SPEAKER_01: How far can he get?
• 2:04:06
  SPEAKER_01: Not very.
• 2:04:08
  SPEAKER_01: He's gonna run up here.
• 2:04:09
  SPEAKER_01: But he does have a... Longbow.
• 2:04:25
  SPEAKER_01: He's gonna fire at the far guy.
• 2:04:27
  SPEAKER_01: He's going to inspiration that because that was a natural one.
• 2:04:33
  SPEAKER_01: An 18 will miss.
• 2:04:34
  SPEAKER_01: Second strike.
• 2:04:38
  SPEAKER_01: That misses third strike.
• 2:04:40
  SPEAKER_01: Jesus.
• 2:04:41
  SPEAKER_01: Fourth strike.
• 2:04:44
  SPEAKER_01: He's not rolling well.
• 2:04:46
  SPEAKER_01: One of them hits.
• 2:05:07
  SPEAKER_00: I think he just ended my suggestion.
• 2:05:14
  SPEAKER_01: What is your suggestion?
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  Is it until they take damage or do they repeat the saving throw
• 2:05:24
  on a damage?
• 2:05:26
  SPEAKER_01: ...on a failed save...
• 2:05:27
  SPEAKER_01: ...the suggested course...
• 2:05:28
  SPEAKER_01: ...the suggested course...
• 2:05:29
  SPEAKER_01: ...the suggested course...
• 2:05:30
  SPEAKER_01: ...the suggested course...
• 2:05:32
  SPEAKER_01: ...the suggested course...
• 2:05:39
  SPEAKER_01: ...the suggested course...
• 2:05:39
  SPEAKER_01: ...the suggested course...
• 2:05:42
  SPEAKER_01: ...the suggested course...
• 2:05:55
  if you're good ah if you're any if you're if you or any of your
• 2:06:01
  companions damage
• 2:06:02
  the target the spell ends wow i mean i don't view him as my
• 2:06:10
  companion but but yeah
• 2:06:18
  SPEAKER_01: oh we're going to
• 2:06:23
  SPEAKER_01: Well, there are two things Mr. Belfast can do in that moment.
• 2:06:25
  That was one of them,
• 2:06:26
  but I'm going to reverse that and have him do the other one.
• 2:06:35
  SPEAKER_01: Which may be equally as dumb.
• 2:06:42
  SPEAKER_01: But he's going to do it.
• 2:06:48
  SPEAKER_01: We're redoing his attacks because we're retconning what he just did.
• 2:06:54
  SPEAKER_01: He rolled a lot better, and these all hit.
• 2:07:00
  For those of you who haven't figured it out yet,
• 2:07:02
  he's attacking Giant Besson.
• 2:07:18
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, people are a little stupid.
• 2:07:46
  SPEAKER_00: Inor, did you not tell him about Thesson?
• 2:07:49
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 2:07:56
  SPEAKER_01: So he has hit Thesson.
• 2:07:57
  SPEAKER_01: He has been told about Thesson.
• 2:08:01
  SPEAKER_01: A little bit.
• 2:08:01
  SPEAKER_01: Not detailed.
• 2:08:02
  SPEAKER_01: Not specific details.
• 2:08:04
  SPEAKER_01: Not enough.
• 2:08:05
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 2:08:15
  SPEAKER_01: Let's see.
• 2:08:21
  Zara being injured is going to grab this potato sack and kind
• 2:08:26
  of move him back into
• 2:08:27
  SPEAKER_01: this alcove here.
• 2:08:28
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, and... Draven is just gonna hold there.
• 2:08:42
  SPEAKER_01: That guy's dead.
• 2:08:45
  SPEAKER_01: Jackson's turn.
• 2:08:47
  SPEAKER_01: Hey, wizard guy.
• 2:08:58
  SPEAKER_01: He's looking at you, Wakeem.
• 2:09:03
  SPEAKER_00: Hello?
• 2:09:05
  SPEAKER_01: I shouldn't shoot him, should I?
• 2:09:11
  SPEAKER_00: I said, no, give him your rifle.
• 2:09:17
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I know.
• 2:09:17
  SPEAKER_01: You told him to give Croc of the rifle, but who am I supposed to shoot?
• 2:09:22
  SPEAKER_01: There's Jackson talking to him.
• 2:09:26
  SPEAKER_00: Oh.
• 2:09:29
  SPEAKER_00: Well, hold your shot until he tosses the Croc of the rifle.
• 2:09:35
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, then I can only hold one shot, though.
• 2:09:38
  SPEAKER_00: Well, don't be greedy, damn it.
• 2:09:42
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 2:09:43
  SPEAKER_00: Make it a good one.
• 2:09:46
  SPEAKER_01: Jackson will hold his action.
• 2:09:57
  SPEAKER_01: Crockett, it's your turn.
• 2:09:58
  SPEAKER_02: I gotta come up out of the water again, Adam.
• 2:10:16
  SPEAKER_02: and smack him with the hammers again.
• 2:10:23
  SPEAKER_01: Go ahead and make your attack.
• 2:10:27
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I guess he wouldn't know, so.
• 2:10:30
  SPEAKER_01: No, he was underwater.
• 2:10:31
  SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
• 2:10:34
  SPEAKER_01: That one hits.
• 2:10:35
  SPEAKER_01: Go ahead and roll damage.
• 2:10:44
  SPEAKER_02: Nine, second attack.
• 2:10:46
  SPEAKER_01: nine points damage 25 hits go ahead and roll damage 11 points of damage
• 2:11:17
  SPEAKER_02: And then... I'm just going to leave it at that.
• 2:11:27
  SPEAKER_02: I'm just going to dive back in the water.
• 2:11:28
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 2:11:32
  SPEAKER_01: That does snap him out of your suggestion, Wakeem.
• 2:11:38
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 2:11:40
  SPEAKER_01: But that triggers Jackson's held action.
• 2:11:43
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 2:11:54
  SPEAKER_01: Jackson does also just barely hit with a 20.
• 2:12:06
  SPEAKER_01: And he's going to make this special ammo.
• 2:12:10
  SPEAKER_01: So that's 22.
• 2:12:10
  SPEAKER_01: And this guy's got to make a strength save.
• 2:12:23
  SPEAKER_01: So you see Jackson.
• 2:12:24
  SPEAKER_01: Hey, wizard guy, you told me to make this a good shot, right?
• 2:12:32
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 2:12:33
  SPEAKER_00: Go ahead.
• 2:12:35
  SPEAKER_01: He fires.
• 2:12:36
  SPEAKER_01: And it hits him.
• 2:12:38
  And it hits his hand,
• 2:12:40
  his trigger hand,
• 2:12:41
  his current trigger hand,
• 2:12:41
  his right hand.
• 2:12:44
  SPEAKER_01: His side, it goes through his hand into his side.
• 2:12:49
  And by hitting his trigger hand,
• 2:12:50
  it knocks his rifle out of his hand into the
• 2:12:53
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, water.
• 2:12:59
  SPEAKER_02: Uh,
• 2:12:59
  SPEAKER_02: I will minor illusion some,
• 2:13:02
  SPEAKER_02: uh,
• 2:13:03
  SPEAKER_02: some audience applause and just kind of give him an approving.
• 2:13:09
  SPEAKER_01: Well done.
• 2:13:13
  SPEAKER_01: I gotta get to the others.
• 2:13:18
  SPEAKER_01: It is his turn now.
• 2:13:34
  Going into...
• 2:13:49
  He's gonna make one of these,
• 2:13:52
  but his is gonna be a little larger.
• 2:13:54
  SPEAKER_01: Gonna fill this chamber.
• 2:14:29
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 2:14:30
  SPEAKER_01: And for the time being now, you are of danger.
• 2:14:42
  SPEAKER_01: Although there's this giant smoke cloud filling this whole area.
• 2:15:09
  SPEAKER_01: Oh,
• 2:15:09
  SPEAKER_01: you do also still have two giant things down there to contend with,
• 2:15:13
  but things are calm for right now and you can decide what you
• 2:15:19
  would like to do in
• 2:15:20
  SPEAKER_01: this moment.
• 2:15:43
  SPEAKER_02: Sorry, we're not in combat right now?
• 2:15:46
  SPEAKER_01: No, the smoke bomb went off, and no one's shooting at you anymore.
• 2:15:56
  Yeah,
• 2:15:57
  I have no idea what...
• 2:16:00
  I look at you,
• 2:16:01
  Nora,
• 2:16:01
  and say,
• 2:16:04
  deal with your pets.
• 2:16:10
  SPEAKER_02: Was it Thesson or the girl who started attacking each other?
• 2:16:14
  SPEAKER_01: Thesson started attacking the girl.
• 2:16:17
  SPEAKER_01: And then the girl restrained her with her shadows.
• 2:16:20
  SPEAKER_01: And then Mr. Belfast decided to join in and started smacking Thesson.
• 2:16:33
  SPEAKER_01: Do you want me to keep hitting him?
• 2:16:36
  SPEAKER_02: I'd rather you didn't.
• 2:16:37
  SPEAKER_01: I could stop.
• 2:16:39
  SPEAKER_02: Do you want to see what he'll do to you next?
• 2:16:42
  SPEAKER_01: I don't think he's doing anything right now.
• 2:16:44
  SPEAKER_01: He's just a little tied up.
• 2:16:46
  SPEAKER_02: Leave him be.
• 2:16:48
  SPEAKER_01: Alright.
• 2:16:51
  SPEAKER_02: Can I cast, um, where is it?
• 2:16:54
  SPEAKER_02: Detect thoughts on the girl?
• 2:16:58
  SPEAKER_01: On the girl?
• 2:16:59
  SPEAKER_02: On the girl.
• 2:17:00
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 2:17:03
  SPEAKER_01: You can.
• 2:17:04
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 2:17:06
  SPEAKER_01: Are you trying to detect surface thoughts?
• 2:17:09
  SPEAKER_01: Are you trying to go deeper?
• 2:17:13
  SPEAKER_02: Go deeper.
• 2:17:15
  SPEAKER_01: Make a wisdom saving throw.
• 2:17:19
  SPEAKER_02: Remember my plus four.
• 2:17:24
  SPEAKER_02: Twenty-three.
• 2:17:25
  SPEAKER_01: A twenty-three?
• 2:17:29
  SPEAKER_01: You pushed through the shadows that are currently clouding her mind.
• 2:17:34
  SPEAKER_02: So there are no service thoughts.
• 2:17:37
  SPEAKER_01: And you keep pushing.
• 2:17:38
  SPEAKER_01: It's like you're swimming.
• 2:17:42
  SPEAKER_01: And then you are swimming.
• 2:17:43
  SPEAKER_01: And then you feel like you can't breathe.
• 2:17:48
  SPEAKER_01: So you start swimming towards light.
• 2:17:52
  SPEAKER_01: And then you're just floating.
• 2:17:54
  SPEAKER_01: And you can breathe.
• 2:17:58
  SPEAKER_01: But you can't move.
• 2:17:59
  SPEAKER_01: Every time you flail, you just stay in place.
• 2:18:05
  SPEAKER_01: It's two glowing eyes looming over you, stare down at you.
• 2:18:12
  SPEAKER_01: I told you to mind your own business.
• 2:18:21
  SPEAKER_02: Do I recognize the voice?
• 2:18:22
  SPEAKER_01: Same voice that was in Harold Phildo's mind.
• 2:18:29
  SPEAKER_02: I don't think I can.
• 2:18:31
  SPEAKER_02: You're in everybody.
• 2:18:34
  SPEAKER_01: I am protecting them and you.
• 2:18:38
  SPEAKER_02: You're attacking my bird.
• 2:18:40
  SPEAKER_01: That's not me.
• 2:18:41
  SPEAKER_02: I gotta do something.
• 2:18:45
  SPEAKER_01: Something much worse.
• 2:18:47
  SPEAKER_02: She's attacking my bird.
• 2:18:49
  SPEAKER_01: I can't let you past.
• 2:18:53
  SPEAKER_02: But why though?
• 2:18:56
  SPEAKER_01: You'll become corrupted too.
• 2:18:59
  SPEAKER_02: I have divine benefactors.
• 2:19:06
  SPEAKER_01: Make a persuasion check.
• 2:19:16
  SPEAKER_02: 25.
• 2:19:17
  SPEAKER_02: I'll even hero point it real quick. 28.
• 2:19:34
  SPEAKER_01: You feel sad, and just the breath blows your hair back.
• 2:19:47
  SPEAKER_01: You deal with the consequences then.
• 2:19:51
  SPEAKER_01: And it vanishes.
• 2:19:51
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 2:19:55
  SPEAKER_01: You are free to just walk.
• 2:19:59
  SPEAKER_02: I do so, and I send a quick prayer.
• 2:20:02
  SPEAKER_01: Make a religion check.
• 2:20:10
  SPEAKER_02: Inspirationing it.
• 2:20:14
  SPEAKER_02: I'm inspiration.
• 2:20:17
  SPEAKER_02: I'm a paladin.
• 2:20:18
  SPEAKER_02: I shouldn't be this bad.
• 2:20:20
  SPEAKER_01: You don't have proficiency in religion.
• 2:20:22
  SPEAKER_02: I know.
• 2:20:24
  SPEAKER_02: I had, was that two or three?
• 2:20:29
  SPEAKER_01: You rolled three times, so two.
• 2:20:32
  SPEAKER_02: One more time. 22.
• 2:20:46
  SPEAKER_01: You get flashes in your mind.
• 2:20:48
  SPEAKER_01: Just real quick.
• 2:20:53
  SPEAKER_01: Like something's trying to show you something but can't.
• 2:20:58
  SPEAKER_02: Am I to think that she cannot reach me where I am?
• 2:21:02
  SPEAKER_01: Then you get more flashes in your mind.
• 2:21:05
  SPEAKER_01: My child.
• 2:21:15
  SPEAKER_01: You have come seeking the truth from my other child.
• 2:21:22
  SPEAKER_01: How unfortunate.
• 2:21:23
  SPEAKER_01: How unfortunate for you.
• 2:21:32
  SPEAKER_01: Should have listened to the other one.
• 2:21:36
  SPEAKER_01: He was being nice.
• 2:21:40
  SPEAKER_02: You're attacking my own.
• 2:21:43
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not doing anything.
• 2:21:44
  SPEAKER_01: I just gave them power.
• 2:21:47
  SPEAKER_01: Both of them.
• 2:21:50
  SPEAKER_02: The one is too young for power.
• 2:21:54
  SPEAKER_01: The one isn't young.
• 2:21:56
  SPEAKER_01: You just haven't asked the right question.
• 2:22:01
  SPEAKER_02: What questions should I be asking?
• 2:22:04
  SPEAKER_01: That's the right question.
• 2:22:10
  SPEAKER_01: I will give you a parting gift.
• 2:22:13
  SPEAKER_01: It is up to you to use it.
• 2:22:17
  SPEAKER_02: Will this gift hurt?
• 2:22:20
  SPEAKER_01: The voice is gone.
• 2:22:26
  SPEAKER_01: You get shunted out of her mind.
• 2:22:28
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 2:22:31
  SPEAKER_01: And you're physically thrown back against the wall.
• 2:22:40
  SPEAKER_01: You feel a burning sensation on your hand and going up your arm.
• 2:22:46
  Okay.
• 2:22:46
  SPEAKER_01: But you don't see anything.
• 2:22:49
  SPEAKER_02: So my hand and arm just burned?
• 2:22:52
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 2:22:55
  SPEAKER_02: Do I lose any HP?
• 2:22:57
  SPEAKER_02: Or is it just pain?
• 2:22:58
  SPEAKER_02: It's just pain.
• 2:23:01
  SPEAKER_01: Hey, Joaquim, your Detect Magic is still up, right?
• 2:23:22
  SPEAKER_02: Sorry, go ahead.
• 2:23:23
  SPEAKER_01: Your detect magic is still up, right?
• 2:23:25
  SPEAKER_02: It is.
• 2:23:29
  SPEAKER_02: Is detect magic concentration?
• 2:23:34
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, technically.
• 2:23:36
  SPEAKER_02: No, it wouldn't be because I cast suggestions.
• 2:23:41
  SPEAKER_01: Ah, so you dropped Detect Magic.
• 2:23:43
  SPEAKER_01: So then you don't sense anything.
• 2:23:45
  SPEAKER_01: Never mind.
• 2:23:46
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 2:23:47
  SPEAKER_02: So I know nothing.
• 2:23:48
  SPEAKER_02: My arm just hurts.
• 2:23:49
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 2:23:51
  SPEAKER_02: Is it like a continuous pain?
• 2:23:53
  SPEAKER_01: No, it's gone now.
• 2:23:55
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, so I just like swept up my arm.
• 2:23:57
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 2:23:59
  SPEAKER_02: And there's no markings.
• 2:24:01
  SPEAKER_01: Nope.
• 2:24:06
  SPEAKER_02: Interesting.
• 2:24:07
  SPEAKER_02: And she said it was the help?
• 2:24:10
  SPEAKER_01: It.
• 2:24:10
  SPEAKER_01: It.
• 2:24:11
  SPEAKER_02: It.
• 2:24:12
  SPEAKER_02: It said it was to help.
• 2:24:13
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 2:24:16
  SPEAKER_01: You weren't talking to the child.
• 2:24:18
  SPEAKER_02: There was a feminine voice.
• 2:24:24
  SPEAKER_02: But it said it was to help.
• 2:24:25
  SPEAKER_02: Like, what was the wording it used?
• 2:24:30
  SPEAKER_01: It was a parting gift.
• 2:24:32
  SPEAKER_02: A parting gift.
• 2:24:34
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 2:24:34
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 2:24:38
  SPEAKER_01: And it said that it was your choice if you used the parting gift or not.
• 2:24:46
  SPEAKER_02: How quick can I get to the girl?
• 2:24:50
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, pretty quick.
• 2:24:59
  SPEAKER_01: She's not that far away.
• 2:25:01
  SPEAKER_02: Can I run up and touch her?
• 2:25:03
  SPEAKER_01: Sure.
• 2:25:06
  SPEAKER_02: I do so with my burning arm.
• 2:25:21
  SPEAKER_02: Does it do- For how long?
• 2:25:24
  SPEAKER_02: I like grab her arm.
• 2:25:27
  SPEAKER_01: Until something happens?
• 2:25:29
  SPEAKER_02: If something happens.
• 2:25:35
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 2:25:36
  SPEAKER_01: Roll a d10.
• 2:25:38
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 2:25:48
  SPEAKER_01: You take one point of damage and your max HP is reduced by one.
• 2:25:56
  SPEAKER_02: Does it do anything to her?
• 2:26:00
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 2:26:07
  SPEAKER_02: This one?
• 2:26:07
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 2:26:10
  SPEAKER_01: Override.
• 2:26:12
  SPEAKER_01: Max HP.
• 2:26:14
  SPEAKER_01: Max HP modifier, actually, no.
• 2:26:16
  SPEAKER_01: Change that.
• 2:26:17
  SPEAKER_01: Make that, wipe that out.
• 2:26:21
  SPEAKER_01: It's just selected in zero.
• 2:26:22
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, there you go.
• 2:26:25
  SPEAKER_01: Do down one.
• 2:26:26
  SPEAKER_01: No, because I'll add plus one.
• 2:26:29
  SPEAKER_01: There you go.
• 2:26:33
  SPEAKER_02: That's just my hit points are one.
• 2:26:53
  SPEAKER_01: Do you keep holding on?
• 2:26:56
  SPEAKER_02: Nothing happened except I took damage.
• 2:26:58
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 2:26:59
  SPEAKER_02: Did she react at all?
• 2:27:02
  SPEAKER_01: Shadows kind of started going around your hand.
• 2:27:09
  SPEAKER_02: Would I think it's the shadows hurting me?
• 2:27:12
  SPEAKER_01: You're unsure.
• 2:27:13
  SPEAKER_02: I'm unsure.
• 2:27:15
  SPEAKER_01: I have no idea.
• 2:27:26
  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to let go and kind of shake my hand off and take a step back.
• 2:27:35
  SPEAKER_01: There's some shadow goop left on your hand.
• 2:27:42
  SPEAKER_02: Can I sniff it?
• 2:27:45
  SPEAKER_02: What does it look and feel like?
• 2:27:48
  SPEAKER_01: Thesson.
• 2:27:49
  SPEAKER_02: Looks and feels like Thesson.
• 2:27:53
  SPEAKER_01: When he starts being weird.
• 2:27:55
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 2:27:59
  SPEAKER_01: It's absorbed in your hand.
• 2:28:00
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know that I like that.
• 2:28:03
  SPEAKER_01: There's now a pattern forming.
• 2:28:06
  SPEAKER_01: It's only going up past your wrist.
• 2:28:16
  SPEAKER_02: What is it?
• 2:28:18
  SPEAKER_02: Is it following the pattern?
• 2:28:20
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 2:28:22
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 2:28:23
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's just kind of like spidering out in random.
• 2:28:36
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know what rolls we're going by.
• 2:28:40
  SPEAKER_02: I grab her again.
• 2:28:42
  SPEAKER_01: Roll d10.
• 2:28:52
  SPEAKER_02: Six.
• 2:28:53
  SPEAKER_01: So your max HP goes down by six more.
• 2:28:56
  SPEAKER_01: Click on something else.
• 2:29:09
  SPEAKER_01: Did on your sheet click on something else?
• 2:29:11
  SPEAKER_02: I was.
• 2:29:12
  SPEAKER_01: No, and something that'll open another, there you go.
• 2:29:16
  SPEAKER_02: Nope.
• 2:29:22
  SPEAKER_01: There you go.
• 2:29:22
  SPEAKER_01: Hey, enter.
• 2:29:23
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe it's being, yeah.
• 2:29:25
  SPEAKER_01: There we go.
• 2:29:26
  SPEAKER_01: And you lose six HP.
• 2:29:27
  SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
• 2:29:28
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, okay.
• 2:29:30
  SPEAKER_03: Didn't work.
• 2:29:46
  SPEAKER_01: That's your elbow now.
• 2:29:50
  SPEAKER_01: You're still holding on?
• 2:29:53
  SPEAKER_02: I don't... Am I supposed to complete the burning?
• 2:29:58
  SPEAKER_02: I'm very confused.
• 2:30:01
  SPEAKER_02: Am I getting any hints from my goddess?
• 2:30:05
  SPEAKER_01: You don't feel the connection right now.
• 2:30:07
  SPEAKER_02: I feel... Okay.
• 2:30:09
  SPEAKER_02: Is the burning in my arm still there?
• 2:30:12
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 2:30:13
  SPEAKER_02: Do I feel the shadow stuff in my skin?
• 2:30:16
  SPEAKER_01: It feels cold.
• 2:30:17
  SPEAKER_02: So it's just cold.
• 2:30:19
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 2:30:26
  SPEAKER_02: I stay holding on.
• 2:30:28
  SPEAKER_01: Roll another d10.
• 2:30:29
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 2:30:31
  SPEAKER_02: This... I don't know what I'm doing at this point.
• 2:30:37
  SPEAKER_02: Two.
• 2:30:38
  SPEAKER_01: So your max HP goes down by two and you lose two more hit points.
• 2:30:50
  SPEAKER_01: Click on... and hit enter again.
• 2:30:58
  SPEAKER_01: Crawls up your shoulder.
• 2:31:00
  SPEAKER_01: And it has stopped advancing.
• 2:31:02
  SPEAKER_02: So it will not go past my shoulder?
• 2:31:04
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, not like up in this area, yeah.
• 2:31:07
  SPEAKER_02: So it's just where the burning was?
• 2:31:10
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 2:31:11
  SPEAKER_02: What is she doing now?
• 2:31:16
  SPEAKER_01: She has gone back to...
• 2:31:22
  SPEAKER_01: normal.
• 2:31:23
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 2:31:25
  SPEAKER_02: Is she still unconscious?
• 2:31:28
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 2:31:28
  SPEAKER_02: Is she healed?
• 2:31:29
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, she's fine.
• 2:31:32
  SPEAKER_02: So she's just... She doesn't need healing.
• 2:31:36
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 2:31:42
  SPEAKER_02: What is Thesson doing now?
• 2:31:46
  SPEAKER_01: That's a good point.
• 2:31:47
  SPEAKER_01: Thesson's no longer restrained or prone.
• 2:31:51
  SPEAKER_01: Or grappled and prone.
• 2:31:54
  SPEAKER_01: He begins charging at her.
• 2:31:59
  SPEAKER_02: Can I shove her behind me?
• 2:32:01
  SPEAKER_01: Sure.
• 2:32:13
  SPEAKER_01: His eyes glow red and he's staring at your arm.
• 2:32:18
  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to point my arm at him.
• 2:32:19
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 2:32:24
  SPEAKER_01: A beam of energy leaves your arm and hits his third eye.
• 2:32:31
  SPEAKER_01: Like, connects with it.
• 2:32:32
  SPEAKER_01: As you're pointing, it's just a connection.
• 2:32:41
  SPEAKER_02: What happens?
• 2:32:43
  SPEAKER_01: Shadows begin to swirl.
• 2:32:48
  SPEAKER_01: This dark energy swirls around Thessen.
• 2:32:54
  SPEAKER_01: then around the beam, around your arm.
• 2:33:05
  SPEAKER_03: What did I do to him?
• 2:33:10
  SPEAKER_02: Is he in my arm now?
• 2:33:13
  SPEAKER_01: Are you inspecting your arm?
• 2:33:14
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 2:33:16
  SPEAKER_01: In the center of your palm?
• 2:33:19
  SPEAKER_01: There's just this third eye.
• 2:33:30
  SPEAKER_02: What does it do?
• 2:33:32
  SPEAKER_01: It's just looking at you.
• 2:33:34
  SPEAKER_01: As you're looking at it.
• 2:33:36
  SPEAKER_02: Is it like an actual eye?
• 2:33:38
  SPEAKER_01: With three pupils.
• 2:33:41
  SPEAKER_02: Is it like inked into my hand or is it like an eyeball?
• 2:33:44
  SPEAKER_01: No, it's an eye.
• 2:33:47
  SPEAKER_02: That's really gross.
• 2:33:56
  SPEAKER_00: What did we see?
• 2:33:58
  SPEAKER_01: You see everything that just transpired.
• 2:34:02
  SPEAKER_01: Minus, like, the details of her arm.
• 2:34:05
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe Lala can see the details of her arm, because Lala's right there.
• 2:34:09
  SPEAKER_01: And you don't necessarily know that there's an eyeball in her palm.
• 2:34:14
  SPEAKER_00: Eonor?
• 2:34:16
  SPEAKER_02: What the fuck?
• 2:34:20
  SPEAKER_02: And I fling my hand at him.
• 2:34:25
  SPEAKER_02: Wait, what?
• 2:34:25
  SPEAKER_02: Ew!
• 2:34:28
  SPEAKER_01: A beam shoots from your arm to Joaquim.
• 2:34:33
  SPEAKER_02: Wait, what?
• 2:34:33
  SPEAKER_02: No!
• 2:34:34
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, no.
• 2:34:36
  SPEAKER_01: Where are you aiming it?
• 2:34:37
  SPEAKER_01: You said you shoved it out at him.
• 2:34:39
  SPEAKER_02: Direction.
• 2:34:39
  SPEAKER_01: Not at him.
• 2:34:41
  SPEAKER_01: It's going at him.
• 2:34:43
  SPEAKER_02: Can I swing it over?
• 2:34:45
  SPEAKER_02: Sure.
• 2:34:45
  SPEAKER_00: So it's not- Dodge out the way.
• 2:34:50
  SPEAKER_02: Look at this.
• 2:34:55
  SPEAKER_02: At a rock now.
• 2:34:58
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 2:34:59
  SPEAKER_01: You're swinging at a rock now.
• 2:35:01
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 2:35:02
  SPEAKER_02: When I see that happen, I immediately bust detect magic.
• 2:35:14
  SPEAKER_01: Thesson reappears on the rock.
• 2:35:17
  SPEAKER_01: I thought you didn't do that.
• 2:35:26
  SPEAKER_01: You launched a beam and Thesson reappeared at the rock.
• 2:35:33
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 2:35:34
  SPEAKER_02: Normal Thesson?
• 2:35:36
  SPEAKER_01: It's small.
• 2:35:38
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 2:35:39
  SPEAKER_02: So my little baby.
• 2:35:40
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 2:35:41
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 2:35:42
  SPEAKER_02: I look at my hand.
• 2:35:45
  SPEAKER_01: There's no eyeball.
• 2:35:48
  SPEAKER_02: Do I still have the markings?
• 2:35:49
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 2:35:53
  SPEAKER_01: Joaquim, you have your detect magic up now.
• 2:36:00
  SPEAKER_01: From Yanor, from 90% of Yanor, you are getting the Holy Paladin energy.
• 2:36:19
  SPEAKER_01: From the crazy markings on her arm,
• 2:36:24
  you are getting similar energy to what Thesson and the Child
• 2:36:28
  have given off
• 2:36:29
  SPEAKER_01: previously.
• 2:36:32
  SPEAKER_00: I knew it.
• 2:36:33
  SPEAKER_00: I fucking knew it.
• 2:36:36
  SPEAKER_00: And he's just pointing at her corrupted arm.
• 2:36:41
  SPEAKER_00: They've infected you.
• 2:36:43
  SPEAKER_02: You got child bird aids.
• 2:36:48
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 2:36:53
  SPEAKER_02: Avian flu.
• 2:36:56
  SPEAKER_02: The avian flu.
• 2:36:57
  SPEAKER_02: I didn't get it from the bird, though.
• 2:36:59
  SPEAKER_02: I got it from the girl.
• 2:37:01
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, the same diff.
• 2:37:04
  SPEAKER_02: So she had avian flu.
• 2:37:06
  SPEAKER_02: They're susceptible.
• 2:37:08
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay.
• 2:37:10
  SPEAKER_02: And Ynora has just kind of offered herself up to it, so yeah.
• 2:37:14
  SPEAKER_02: You know?
• 2:37:15
  SPEAKER_02: Because fuck all that matters, right?
• 2:37:19
  SPEAKER_01: Lala, in your head, you hear Nosferatu.
• 2:37:23
  SPEAKER_02: Hey, hey.
• 2:37:26
  SPEAKER_02: What?
• 2:37:28
  SPEAKER_01: Can I try her blood from her evil arm?
• 2:37:33
  SPEAKER_01: Can you ask her?
• 2:37:40
  You know where Noxferatu wants to know if he can eat some of
• 2:37:43
  your evil arm?
• 2:37:45
  SPEAKER_02: Of course.
• 2:37:46
  SPEAKER_01: Blood.
• 2:37:47
  SPEAKER_01: Blood.
• 2:37:48
  SPEAKER_01: Not the arm.
• 2:37:49
  SPEAKER_01: Just a little bit of the blood.
• 2:37:51
  SPEAKER_01: None of this is surprising.
• 2:37:54
  SPEAKER_01: None of this is surprising.
• 2:37:56
  SPEAKER_01: Can I take some from the palm where the eyeball was?
• 2:38:00
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
• 2:38:01
  SPEAKER_02: You're not gonna suck me dry, right?
• 2:38:04
  SPEAKER_01: No, she's just gonna cut like a ritual.
• 2:38:07
  SPEAKER_01: Like, cut your palm.
• 2:38:09
  SPEAKER_02: And then let the blood drip on.
• 2:38:11
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 2:38:13
  SPEAKER_01: The eyeball's not there anymore.
• 2:38:15
  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
• 2:38:16
  SPEAKER_02: Damn it.
• 2:38:18
  SPEAKER_02: I'd stick my hand out.
• 2:38:21
  SPEAKER_02: Disappointing.
• 2:38:29
  SPEAKER_02: They're disappointing.
• 2:38:30
  SPEAKER_02: She will,
• 2:38:30
  SPEAKER_02: like,
• 2:38:31
  SPEAKER_02: kind of pretend like there's still an eyeball there and,
• 2:38:34
  SPEAKER_02: like,
• 2:38:34
  SPEAKER_02: aim very carefully for the middle of it.
• 2:38:37
  SPEAKER_02: And give kind of a... What the fuck are you guys doing?
• 2:38:40
  SPEAKER_02: A dab.
• 2:38:42
  SPEAKER_02: Experiments.
• 2:38:45
  SPEAKER_02: You guys are doing blood rituals now?
• 2:38:47
  SPEAKER_02: What the fuck?
• 2:38:50
  SPEAKER_02: That's what you want to call silence.
• 2:38:52
  SPEAKER_01: You feel the burning sensation again?
• 2:38:54
  SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
• 2:38:56
  SPEAKER_01: All the black inkiness from your arm gets pulled into Nosferatu.
• 2:39:03
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 2:39:05
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I'm fixed!
• 2:39:07
  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to wave my arm so we can see it.
• 2:39:11
  SPEAKER_02: Is she fixed?
• 2:39:12
  SPEAKER_02: Am I still detecting the child bird aids?
• 2:39:16
  SPEAKER_02: Are you impressed?
• 2:39:19
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, you are, but now it's in Nosferatu.
• 2:39:25
  SPEAKER_00: Fixed.
• 2:39:27
  SPEAKER_00: via blood ritual.
• 2:39:28
  SPEAKER_00: Nice.
• 2:39:30
  Once again,
• 2:39:31
  this is science,
• 2:39:33
  and I have just invented the reverse vaccination.
• 2:39:37
  SPEAKER_02: Child, this is not science.
• 2:39:38
  SPEAKER_02: This is anything but science, okay?
• 2:39:41
  SPEAKER_02: What do you know about science, Sailor?
• 2:39:44
  SPEAKER_02: I know enough that this is not it, okay?
• 2:39:47
  SPEAKER_02: This is not what I failed in school.
• 2:39:49
  SPEAKER_02: As I suspect.
• 2:39:52
  SPEAKER_01: You know, the burning sensation is back.
• 2:39:54
  SPEAKER_02: Is it?
• 2:39:56
  SPEAKER_02: Did the Marpeze come back?
• 2:39:58
  SPEAKER_01: It starts expanding from your shoulder.
• 2:40:00
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 2:40:01
  SPEAKER_01: Across your torso.
• 2:40:03
  SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
• 2:40:05
  SPEAKER_01: Down your body.
• 2:40:06
  SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
• 2:40:07
  SPEAKER_01: Through everywhere else.
• 2:40:12
  SPEAKER_01: Except your one arm.
• 2:40:16
  SPEAKER_02: Of course.
• 2:40:16
  SPEAKER_02: Dude.
• 2:40:18
  SPEAKER_02: Extreme bird aids now.
• 2:40:20
  SPEAKER_02: What the fuck?
• 2:40:21
  What the fuck?
• 2:40:23
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe Nostraki made it worse.
• 2:40:25
  SPEAKER_02: What's it taste like?
• 2:40:26
  SPEAKER_01: Are you asking me what it tastes like?
• 2:40:30
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 2:40:31
  SPEAKER_01: What did he say?
• 2:40:32
  SPEAKER_01: What did he say it was?
• 2:40:34
  SPEAKER_02: Bird aids.
• 2:40:36
  SPEAKER_01: Bird aids?
• 2:40:36
  SPEAKER_01: It tastes like bird aids.
• 2:40:38
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 2:40:39
  SPEAKER_01: That's what it tastes like.
• 2:40:42
  SPEAKER_02: You're a liar.
• 2:40:43
  SPEAKER_02: You don't know what bird aids taste like in anywhere.
• 2:40:45
  SPEAKER_01: Sure I do.
• 2:40:46
  SPEAKER_01: I've been around for a long time.
• 2:40:48
  SPEAKER_01: I know what bird aids taste like.
• 2:40:50
  SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry if I hadn't had it in it before.
• 2:40:53
  then you would know that that's a name brand and not the name
• 2:40:56
  of the actual product.
• 2:41:01
  SPEAKER_02: They're adhesive bird strips.
• 2:41:05
  SPEAKER_01: You know what?
• 2:41:06
  SPEAKER_01: You know what?
• 2:41:09
  I don't think I can remove the rest of those markings without
• 2:41:12
  killing her.
• 2:41:14
  SPEAKER_02: Well, then let's leave them there.
• 2:41:16
  SPEAKER_02: What's the percentage of energies that I'm sensing from Ynora now?
• 2:41:22
  SPEAKER_01: It's 10% divine and 90% the rest of the stuff.
• 2:41:26
  SPEAKER_02: Do I have the markings on my other arm?
• 2:41:30
  SPEAKER_01: And the rest of your body.
• 2:41:31
  SPEAKER_02: Can I point my other arm at Destin?
• 2:41:34
  SPEAKER_01: Sure.
• 2:41:34
  SPEAKER_02: Does anything happen?
• 2:41:39
  SPEAKER_01: Awesome.
• 2:41:40
  SPEAKER_01: You also have an eyeball in the center of your forehead.
• 2:41:43
  SPEAKER_01: You have an eyeball in the center of your torso.
• 2:41:45
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
• 2:41:48
  SPEAKER_01: Your feet feel a little more squishy.
• 2:41:55
  I'm gonna hold my hand up and say,
• 2:41:58
  look,
• 2:41:59
  you don't have to worry about him right now.
• 2:42:03
  SPEAKER_02: Am I in control of the eyeballs?
• 2:42:05
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 2:42:05
  SPEAKER_02: No?
• 2:42:06
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 2:42:08
  SPEAKER_02: Can I feel the blinking?
• 2:42:09
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 2:42:11
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna try to make my blinks out of sync as I'm staring at him.
• 2:42:21
  SPEAKER_02: You're far too okay with this.
• 2:42:26
  SPEAKER_01: Oh!
• 2:42:26
  SPEAKER_01: Oh!
• 2:42:28
  SPEAKER_01: Lala.
• 2:42:31
  SPEAKER_01: Can we stab an eyeball?
• 2:42:33
  SPEAKER_03: Uncle Christy.
• 2:42:34
  SPEAKER_01: I would like to stab an eyeball.
• 2:42:41
  SPEAKER_02: They seem to be in really sensitive areas.
• 2:42:45
  SPEAKER_01: One's in her forehead.
• 2:42:45
  SPEAKER_01: She'll be fine.
• 2:42:47
  SPEAKER_02: That was the main one, but also... It was the forehead, the chest, and...
• 2:42:54
  SPEAKER_01: Her palm and her feet feel squishy.
• 2:42:57
  SPEAKER_01: To her, her feet feel squishy.
• 2:42:58
  SPEAKER_01: She's got armor on and shit,
• 2:42:59
  SPEAKER_01: so like...
• 2:43:02
  SPEAKER_02: Well,
• 2:43:02
  SPEAKER_02: if the palm one is back,
• 2:43:03
  SPEAKER_02: we'll step...
• 2:43:04
  SPEAKER_02: We'll poke the palm one.
• 2:43:06
  SPEAKER_02: But that's the one that Thesson comes in and out of.
• 2:43:09
  SPEAKER_01: Are you sure you have six other eyeballs now?
• 2:43:14
  SPEAKER_02: I try to focus my forehead energy on a rock.
• 2:43:19
  SPEAKER_01: He reappears.
• 2:43:21
  SPEAKER_02: Awesome.
• 2:43:22
  SPEAKER_01: You still have the eyeball in your palm, in your chest, and on your feet.
• 2:43:26
  SPEAKER_02: I aim my palm... next to Thesson.
• 2:43:36
  SPEAKER_01: Nothing happens if you aim it next to him.
• 2:43:38
  SPEAKER_02: Nothing?
• 2:43:39
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 2:43:40
  SPEAKER_02: Interesting, so I can't have... The eyeball just closed.
• 2:43:43
  SPEAKER_02: So I can't have multiple Thessons.
• 2:43:47
  SPEAKER_02: Why would you want multiple Thessons?
• 2:43:52
  SPEAKER_02: I love Thesson.
• 2:43:54
  SPEAKER_02: He's my buddy.
• 2:43:55
  SPEAKER_01: The only thing you're trying to do is aim it next to him?
• 2:44:01
  SPEAKER_02: Just aim it next to him.
• 2:44:02
  SPEAKER_02: I was trying to duplicate.
• 2:44:04
  SPEAKER_01: You don't want to aim it at him?
• 2:44:05
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know where else I want eyeballs.
• 2:44:11
  SPEAKER_02: Sure, I'll aim it at him.
• 2:44:14
  SPEAKER_02: You have eyeballs on your feet now.
• 2:44:18
  SPEAKER_01: You feel the squishy go away.
• 2:44:20
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, the squishy's gone.
• 2:44:22
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 2:44:22
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 2:44:24
  SPEAKER_01: Fesson has three heads.
• 2:44:28
  SPEAKER_02: Interesting.
• 2:44:30
  SPEAKER_02: Do I still have the chest?
• 2:44:31
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 2:44:32
  SPEAKER_02: So all the eyeballs are gone.
• 2:44:34
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 2:44:35
  SPEAKER_02: But he's got three heads.
• 2:44:37
  SPEAKER_02: More importantly,
• 2:44:39
  did that mean that Fesson actually got a second or maybe even
• 2:44:43
  third brain cell?
• 2:44:47
  SPEAKER_02: So you pass and then one along each head.
• 2:44:50
  SPEAKER_02: Can I cast Detect thoughts?
• 2:44:55
  SPEAKER_01: Sure, on which head?
• 2:44:57
  SPEAKER_02: The main one.
• 2:44:59
  SPEAKER_01: There's three of them.
• 2:45:00
  SPEAKER_01: Which one's the main one?
• 2:45:03
  SPEAKER_02: Is it like they're like branched off?
• 2:45:08
  SPEAKER_01: No, it's like there's like one straight and then there's like a triangle.
• 2:45:15
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, God.
• 2:45:16
  SPEAKER_02: The front one.
• 2:45:17
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 2:45:19
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 2:45:21
  SPEAKER_01: He just squawks.
• 2:45:23
  SPEAKER_02: Just squawks.
• 2:45:24
  SPEAKER_01: Just squawks.
• 2:45:27
  SPEAKER_02: Damn it.
• 2:45:28
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm still covered in the markings.
• 2:45:31
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 2:45:34
  SPEAKER_02: Can I?
• 2:45:35
  SPEAKER_01: In your head, you hear.
• 2:45:35
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, hey.
• 2:45:38
  SPEAKER_01: I figured I'd just talk to you directly instead of going through Lala.
• 2:45:42
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, then I...
• 2:45:46
  SPEAKER_01: We could stab you again.
• 2:45:50
  Would I know that he said he didn't think he could do it
• 2:45:52
  without killing me?
• 2:45:53
  SPEAKER_01: No, you would not.
• 2:45:54
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 2:45:55
  SPEAKER_01: That was said to Lala in her head, and she didn't say that out loud.
• 2:46:00
  SPEAKER_02: Yanora's got a 19 intelligence.
• 2:46:03
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 2:46:06
  SPEAKER_01: But how wise are you?
• 2:46:08
  SPEAKER_01: 16.
• 2:46:13
  SPEAKER_01: Decently wise.
• 2:46:14
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 2:46:17
  Can I...
• 2:46:19
  Can I try to...
• 2:46:29
  Can I try to access one of my...
• 2:46:31
  Paladin...
• 2:46:33
  Things?
• 2:46:34
  SPEAKER_01: Like what?
• 2:46:37
  SPEAKER_02: Something basic that I don't... Divine Sense.
• 2:46:43
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 2:46:44
  SPEAKER_02: Did it screw up my being a Paladin?
• 2:46:48
  SPEAKER_01: Define Sense activates like normal.
• 2:46:50
  SPEAKER_02: Define Sense activates like normal?
• 2:46:52
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 2:46:58
  SPEAKER_02: So would I think I'm fine?
• 2:47:03
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, probably.
• 2:47:04
  SPEAKER_02: I'm probably fine.
• 2:47:08
  You just grow random eyeballs and can shoot a bird in and out
• 2:47:10
  of your body.
• 2:47:15
  SPEAKER_02: Doesn't HP go up with how many hits he has?
• 2:47:19
  SPEAKER_01: You don't know.
• 2:47:20
  SPEAKER_02: I don't.
• 2:47:21
  SPEAKER_02: Can I go inspect him?
• 2:47:22
  SPEAKER_01: Sure.
• 2:47:24
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 2:47:25
  SPEAKER_01: How do you inspect him?
• 2:47:27
  SPEAKER_02: Like, pick him up gently and... Sucked back in, huh?
• 2:47:33
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you just had the one eyeball, though.
• 2:47:35
  SPEAKER_02: Just the one?
• 2:47:36
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 2:47:37
  SPEAKER_02: I... Does he come out?
• 2:47:41
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 2:47:42
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 2:47:43
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 2:47:44
  SPEAKER_02: So I touched him.
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  SPEAKER_02: And now he's in my hand.
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  SPEAKER_01: The eyes closed.
• 2:47:50
  SPEAKER_01: Interesting.
• 2:47:57
  SPEAKER_02: That's really gross.
• 2:48:01
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 2:48:03
  SPEAKER_01: You feel something moving around in your other hand.
• 2:48:06
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 2:48:09
  SPEAKER_02: Is there another eyeball in it?
• 2:48:10
  SPEAKER_01: It's open.
• 2:48:11
  SPEAKER_02: This one's open?
• 2:48:12
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 2:48:13
  SPEAKER_01: I try to... There's no markings on that arm.
• 2:48:18
  SPEAKER_02: But there's an eyeball?
• 2:48:19
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 2:48:21
  SPEAKER_02: And no markings.
• 2:48:22
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 2:48:23
  SPEAKER_02: I try to... Nothing.
• 2:48:25
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 2:48:26
  SPEAKER_02: Can I... Clap?
• 2:48:33
  SPEAKER_02: What does it do?
• 2:48:35
  SPEAKER_01: It makes that noise.
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  What do you think would two eyeballs...
• 2:48:38
  What noise do you think two eyeballs make when you clap?
• 2:48:41
  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to poke the one until it wakes up.
• 2:48:51
  SPEAKER_01: You feel a jolt of burning electricity shoot through your body.
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  And then you feel the crawling feeling as all of the markings
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  just recede back into
• 2:49:07
  SPEAKER_01: your right hand.
• 2:49:10
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 2:49:10
  SPEAKER_01: Where that eyeball is.
• 2:49:12
  SPEAKER_01: There's no more eyeball in this hand.
• 2:49:14
  SPEAKER_02: There's no more eyeball in my left hand.
• 2:49:16
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 2:49:16
  SPEAKER_02: Where are all my markings?
• 2:49:18
  SPEAKER_01: On your right hand.
• 2:49:19
  SPEAKER_02: Just my hand?
• 2:49:21
  SPEAKER_01: No, your whole arm.
• 2:49:22
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, so I hold right arm, and I have the eyeball.
• 2:49:26
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 2:49:27
  SPEAKER_02: Is it awake?
• 2:49:28
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 2:49:29
  SPEAKER_02: I try to... So he's there now?
• 2:49:32
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 2:49:33
  SPEAKER_02: Can I pick him up with my left hand?
• 2:49:36
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 2:49:37
  SPEAKER_02: I inspect him.
• 2:49:40
  SPEAKER_01: He's fine, he just has three heads.
• 2:49:42
  SPEAKER_02: He's fine, three heads?
• 2:49:43
  SPEAKER_02: Does it look like he's a little bit more sturdy or no?
• 2:49:46
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 2:49:47
  SPEAKER_02: No?
• 2:49:47
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 2:49:51
  SPEAKER_02: I set him on my shoulder.
• 2:49:53
  SPEAKER_02: And then I just turned around.
• 2:49:55
  SPEAKER_02: So what do you guys want to do now?
• 2:50:06
  SPEAKER_02: Um, get out of the cave.
• 2:50:16
  SPEAKER_02: Wonder if we can lose that burden.
• 2:50:20
  SPEAKER_02: You wonder what?
• 2:50:23
  SPEAKER_02: Nothing.
• 2:50:29
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, well.
• 2:50:31
  SPEAKER_01: This is.
• 2:50:32
  SPEAKER_02: Fine, right?
• 2:50:39
  SPEAKER_01: I don't think I've ever been speechless before.
• 2:50:43
  SPEAKER_01: Mr. Belfast.
• 2:50:48
  SPEAKER_02: You were told not to hit him.
• 2:50:54
  SPEAKER_01: I can lead us to, we can get to where we need to go from under here.
• 2:50:59
  SPEAKER_02: I wonder if I should say a cleric about this.
• 2:51:01
  SPEAKER_02: As long as we have experience in exorcisms.
• 2:51:12
  SPEAKER_01: Zara goes, ah, yeah.
• 2:51:16
  If we make it out of this alive somehow,
• 2:51:18
  all of us,
• 2:51:19
  all of us alive,
• 2:51:21
  somehow,
• 2:51:22
  by some miracle,
• 2:51:24
  SPEAKER_01: Because I'm tired of getting shot.
• 2:51:29
  SPEAKER_01: I'll make sure that we get you with Lady Ren.
• 2:51:34
  SPEAKER_02: How hurt does Zara look?
• 2:51:37
  SPEAKER_01: I mean,
• 2:51:37
  she's she got shot by three crossbow bolts after not being
• 2:51:43
  fully injured or fully
• 2:51:45
  SPEAKER_01: healed.
• 2:51:46
  SPEAKER_01: So she's she's pretty hurt.
• 2:51:49
  SPEAKER_01: I'll be all right.
• 2:51:54
  SPEAKER_02: I hold up my non-marked arm.
• 2:51:56
  SPEAKER_02: I have Paladin.
• 2:52:01
  SPEAKER_01: I'll be fine.
• 2:52:02
  SPEAKER_01: Let's just get out of here.
• 2:52:09
  SPEAKER_01: We're going to close tonight's session with the group pulling Mr.
• 2:52:17
  SPEAKER_01: Belfast or following Mr.
• 2:52:19
  SPEAKER_01: Belfast here out of the cave.
• 2:52:25
  SPEAKER_01: and heading towards what should be his storage building.
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