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EPISODE 46: Unfiltered, Uncensored, and On the Record · It's Mom O'Clock

• 0:01
  Speaker A: Hello.
• 0:02
  Speaker B: You guys, stop. Is it mom o' clock yet? I'm going crazy.
• 0:07
  Speaker A: Heck yeah. It's mom o' clock somewhere.
• 0:16
  Speaker B: Baby. You my everything you all I ever wanted we could do it real big. Bigger than you ever done it. You be up.
• 0:22
  Speaker C: What's up, everybody? Welcome to one year of Mama Claw. First off, we want to thank everyone for coming. The girls couldn't be happier that you guys are out here to support them. It's been a fun and interesting year. Joe, here we are emceeing a mom's podcast. I don't know how the fuck we got here. I mean, this is exactly where I thought my leg was going to turn out. And MLB MCing mom's podcast. Same shit. No, seriously want to welcome everyone for coming, and the girls are so excited for just such a cool and interesting event. The first thing that we want to do tonight is kick it off with a little montage, and then you'll hear from us for a couple more minutes and then the stars will come out. So hang tight.
• 1:18
  Speaker B: Do you ever wish you were not
• 1:19
  Speaker A: famous and can live an ordinary life? I'm gonna be honest with you,
• 1:27
  Speaker D: no.
• 1:32
  Speaker B: Hey, you're not having fun. No.
• 1:34
  Speaker A: People going. You can't say that. You can.
• 1:38
  Speaker B: I did. I got into the shower with my socks on.
• 1:41
  Speaker A: No, you didn't. I did. I was the aesthetically pleasing girl. Why are you laughing? Why are you laughing?
• 1:51
  Speaker B: I'm not toxic.
• 1:52
  Speaker A: I'm classy, so I'm toxic. Chokers went out of style and then they came back in.
• 1:59
  Speaker B: I just kept them.
• 2:00
  Speaker A: The sauce are soaking wet. I contemplated just, like, leaving them on it.
• 2:06
  Speaker B: Kids are gone. I'm still in shock. Time to have some peace. It's Mom o'. Clock.
• 2:11
  Speaker A: Doing so good. I don't understand how you write these things.
• 2:15
  Speaker B: I literally do it on the toilet.
• 2:26
  Speaker A: I have an unpopular opinion. What? My body's way better after kids. Okay, you should die.
• 2:33
  Speaker B: It's me a. It's Mama Clock. Summer Mama clock. Mama clock. 24 7. Tick tock. Give me this. Give me that. Mommy, can I have a snack? Overwork, underpaid. Daddy wants to get laid. Grab my tit. Holy shit. Can I have a sec to sit? No, I can't. Cause it's Mama Clock. I'm on the clock. Mama Clock.
• 2:51
  Speaker A: I'm so intrigued.
• 2:59
  Speaker C: Great job there. By adapting social, You want to kick it? Sure. So when this first started, both of us didn't really know what to expect. We didn't know where it was going, and we couldn't be happier for how it's turned out and the trajectory that they're on. And you know, by you guys being here tonight shows the support that they do have. And we couldn't be happier for them. And we know that, you know, they couldn't be happier with the way that they're going. I mean, at the end of the day, being a mom is by far the hardest job in the world.
• 3:36
  Speaker A: So I couldn't.
• 3:37
  Speaker C: I couldn't do it. Most of you in the audience are that. So we commend you totally. To be able to kind of look like you have it together 247 and deal with all the BS behind the scenes. It's crazy. So obviously, as you guys know, like, Emily was always kind of a stay at home mom. My wife was working when we had go and she went back for five days and was like, I am not doing this. So I was like, okay, well, come on home. But I think after a certain point, you know, she felt like there was something next, right? Something that she needed. And they'll get into their story a little bit tonight, so not gonna take their thunder. And I think Emily will probably talk about it a little bit tonight too. Like, she also. Not in a bad way, like, not lost herself, but maybe you find a lull, you know, she needed something else besides just being a mother. And I think this is out of Emily's comfort zone for sure. This is Dom's, you know, born to do this shit. And so it's kind of nice to see, like, the yin and yang and the totally polar opposite dynamics.
• 4:46
  Speaker D: It's a good balance.
• 4:47
  Speaker C: They bounce off each other. Well. And we love them, we're proud of them. And as you see, we're here to support them. You know, everywhere that this specifically goes. Again, we thank you guys for being here. They thank you for being here. I'm sure they'll say that many times tonight. And we're excited to have a fun night. So enjoy yourself, eat, drink, laugh, buy some merch, you know, And. And at this time, can you guys. We want everyone to stand up. Stand up. We want this to be loud.
• 5:29
  Speaker B: I say you the best. You the best. You the best. You the best. You the best I ever had. Best I ever. Best I ever.
• 5:42
  Speaker A: Let's do it. Wait, I gotta use this thing. I don't know how the helly do I work a microphone? Okay. Holy shit. Hi, everyone.
• 5:55
  Speaker B: Oh, okay, I'm going home.
• 5:57
  Speaker A: Wait, how are people here right now? I'm losing it.
• 6:01
  Speaker B: No, no, I'm leaving.
• 6:03
  Speaker A: No, right now. No, she's Gonna hide under a rock. I'm just gonna, like, flip my hair.
• 6:07
  Speaker B: Absolutely.
• 6:08
  Speaker A: Well, first things first. We can't believe it' of Mama Clock.
• 6:15
  Speaker B: Can you imagine who approved all those clips? Cause I didn't.
• 6:19
  Speaker A: Not me. No, honestly.
• 6:21
  Speaker B: And the boys speaking.
• 6:23
  Speaker A: The boys speaking. I mean, she's full of shit. She was crying backstage.
• 6:26
  Speaker B: Is your mic on?
• 6:27
  Speaker A: Oh. Oh, crap. I don't think I need it. Do I need it? All right. How do I turn this shit on? Hello? Yeah, it's on. Okay, no worry. The microphone's on. You can hear me. All right, so what the fuck? Where's my cards? All right, here we go.
• 6:43
  Speaker B: No, no, I need a drink.
• 6:44
  Speaker A: Okay, Emily needs a drink.
• 6:46
  Speaker B: Please take a drink.
• 6:47
  Speaker A: Can I just say, we literally thought there were gonna be six of you showing up here. Two of them are moms. We thought. And we're like, now we have 40 people in the crowd. We're freaking out. What? Emily hasn't said one word since she sat down.
• 7:02
  Speaker B: I'm now coming.
• 7:04
  Speaker A: She's good. Honestly, though, thank you guys all for coming here one year. Mama Clock means so much, so we really, really do appreciate it. Yeah. Are you good?
• 7:11
  Speaker B: Yeah, I'm good.
• 7:12
  Speaker A: It was overwhelming, I know.
• 7:14
  Speaker B: Very overwhelming.
• 7:14
  Speaker A: I thought the music would be louder.
• 7:16
  Speaker B: Yeah, that was not.
• 7:16
  Speaker A: Well, can we redo. Can we edit this out quick?
• 7:19
  Speaker B: And that's the thing. We can't edit. So I'm sorry for my unfiltered, uncensored self.
• 7:24
  Speaker A: I'm freaking out about that as well. We're good.
• 7:27
  Speaker B: She gave me rules, and I said, fuck you.
• 7:30
  Speaker A: She really did. Okay, so what are we doing? I don't even know what we're doing. You know what I want to do first, though?
• 7:35
  Speaker B: Well, you know what? Well, what do you want to do first?
• 7:38
  Speaker A: I want to just, like, pick out my video and take a picture and tell everybody that we're starting a live. My social media manager told us we had to do that.
• 7:43
  Speaker B: She's so annoying with social media.
• 7:45
  Speaker A: I fucking do. I do. I mean, what do you want me to do? Okay, three, two, one. We're going live right here, right now. Okay, great.
• 7:57
  Speaker B: Okay. Like, I'm so nervous, and I wanted to. I wanted to take a beta blocker, but my mom told me I couldn't.
• 8:05
  Speaker A: Her mom said she would ground me,
• 8:08
  Speaker B: and then whoever supplied them was also grounded. Hoffman.
• 8:12
  Speaker A: Hoffman. Oh, my God.
• 8:15
  Speaker B: So I didn't say.
• 8:16
  Speaker A: Did you take a beta blocker?
• 8:17
  Speaker B: I'm not sure. No, but I need one now. Please get it.
• 8:21
  Speaker A: All right, good. Well, anyway, no beta blockers. Over here, but I'm good. Are you nervous?
• 8:25
  Speaker B: Like, a little bit. But are you supposed to, like, picture everyone like you said, in your underwear? But I was gonna do naked, but then I thought about my mom's bush, so I just. I'm not gonna do it. Just kidding, Mom. I know.
• 8:36
  Speaker A: Not the mom's bush. I'm freaking out. Okay, that was not in the note cards. I don't see bush.
• 8:43
  Speaker B: I'm going off the cuff here. I have nothing written.
• 8:46
  Speaker A: Anyway, Can I just preface. Can we just move on from the bush? Because now I have a visual. It's a good one. So can I just say episode two. We're on episode what? 43. Episode two. I said to Em, I can't wait to do a live show. And she goes, we're fucking not doing a live show. I said, we're doing a live show.
• 9:07
  Speaker B: I said I would never do one.
• 9:08
  Speaker A: And here you are in a studio chair in front of a live audience.
• 9:13
  Speaker B: I agreed to, like, pajamas and slippers and I'm stuffed sausage in these stupid
• 9:17
  Speaker A: fucking shoes that I made her buy. Sorry. Joe made her buy the shoes.
• 9:22
  Speaker B: But I have a Gucci belt, so I'm cool.
• 9:24
  Speaker A: You do have a Gucci belt. I love it. Well, anyway, also, you don't have your glasses on. Can I just tell you, she's raw dogging. Yeah. She can't see any of you. Well. Because she's blind.
• 9:34
  Speaker B: Because I got my makeup done and I didn't want to.
• 9:36
  Speaker A: She goes, I'll just have them here. Just, you know, I'm like, they're here for. They're not here.
• 9:40
  Speaker B: Oh, they're in the back.
• 9:42
  Speaker A: So if anybody says anything to her, she can't see it, so it's fine. All good. Anyway, let's get into it, though. Should we get into it?
• 9:49
  Speaker B: Yeah, let's start.
• 9:50
  Speaker A: Let's get into it.
• 9:50
  Speaker B: You talk and I'll just nod and smile.
• 9:53
  Speaker A: I don't want to talk anymore. I'm sick of myself. I love you. No, seriously, let's get into, like, how we started.
• 9:57
  Speaker B: Okay, you start because it was your idea.
• 10:00
  Speaker A: Okay, fine. So was it?
• 10:04
  Speaker B: It was his idea.
• 10:05
  Speaker A: Okay, fine. So how we really started. I'm sure most of you know I was a corporate girly. Where my corporate girlies at? Hollow. No longer a corporate girly. Thank the fucking God. Thank fucking God. So I'm yapping to my husband one day and he's going, all right, enough, hun, Just start a podcast. I go, bet. So I call up Emily and I said, do you want to be my first guest. And her husband gets on the phone and goes, she's not your first guest. She's your co host. I said, all right. It. He orders all the equipment. Wait.
• 10:40
  Speaker B: But then she wanted to do mamas in pajamas.
• 10:42
  Speaker A: I think that was Michael's idea. That was weird.
• 10:45
  Speaker B: I said, no, we got it. We got to be.
• 10:46
  Speaker A: I don't know if I said that. Did I say that?
• 10:48
  Speaker B: Someone said, mama's in pajamas. And I said, I will never.
• 10:51
  Speaker A: Thank God we're not mamas in pajamas.
• 10:53
  Speaker B: But I do like pajamas, and I wish I was in them right now.
• 10:55
  Speaker A: I know. Well, that's our big story. I feel like I struggled most of you know, with postpartum severely or most of you don't know, because I really didn't tell many people. And I obviously was yapping. And like, I said, my husband was like, well, start a podcast. This is your big debut. I was like, all right, let's do it. So we did it. And she's been. I literally sat you down, remember? And I was like, I know you got three kids and stuff, and you're a mother, but will you do this podcast with me?
• 11:22
  Speaker B: You were like.
• 11:23
  Speaker A: I'm like, this is serious. I mean business.
• 11:25
  Speaker B: All in. And I'm like, all right. And she's like, no, but, like, all in.
• 11:28
  Speaker A: Like, you know me. All in. Okay.
• 11:30
  Speaker B: I'm all in. Like, I got this. It's fine.
• 11:32
  Speaker A: And we did it. And now we're on episode 45, and the rest is history. So I honestly got to give it to us. I'm gonna clap for myself.
• 11:40
  Speaker B: All right, so.
• 11:41
  Speaker A: Well, that's the story, right?
• 11:43
  Speaker B: Do you have anything to say?
• 11:44
  Speaker A: I do.
• 11:44
  Speaker B: Do you have anything else to say to me?
• 11:46
  Speaker A: Good.
• 11:46
  Speaker B: I do. Because I think. I mean, I would never. If you would have told me that, I would have started a podcast years ago. I would have laughed in your face. But I do have to say, Emily Radio was a thing in my life forever. I don't shout out. We would. Emily Radio was a thing where. So I could go two ways. I could either, like, I don't want to talk to any stranger. Like, I would be so scared to talk to any cash register, Duncan, lady, anything. Or I could talk for hours with my girlfriends, with my mom on my couch, just talking about life, relationships, everything. And I think that this podcast is Emily Radio, which is motherhood plus talking.
• 12:26
  Speaker A: Love it.
• 12:26
  Speaker B: Yes.
• 12:27
  Speaker A: And that's why you.
• 12:27
  Speaker B: And here we are. And those are my two favorite things. Okay, perfect.
• 12:30
  Speaker A: I love that.
• 12:31
  Speaker B: And I'm gonna choke Mom, I really wanted that beta vlog.
• 12:36
  Speaker A: It's okay. Okay. Okay. So let's get into. In case the audience is wondering. I don't know if you guys are wondering, but what was, like, the biggest surprise for us starting this podcast? What do you think?
• 12:47
  Speaker B: Honestly, it was my kids. Like, so I was always home with them and, like, telling them that mommy's having a podcast now. They were so adaptable. They were like, yes, Mom o', clock, Mom o'. Clock. And they just, like, ran around screaming, mom o', clock, Mom o'. Clock. And I was like, okay. Like, I can do this. Like, we're here and we're doing it. And I give so much credit to you working real working moms.
• 13:09
  Speaker A: Real working moms. Because we're not real.
• 13:10
  Speaker B: No, we are real. But, like, I can't fucking write an email, do anything with my kids. Cause I just can't focus. So if I actually had a deadline or a date and I was also being a mom, I have no idea how you guys did.
• 13:24
  Speaker A: Can I just say one thing? She looked me dead in my soul and goes, how do you work this Gmail thing? I go, what do you mean? Like, composing email?
• 13:35
  Speaker B: Okay. My friends say, I'm 100.
• 13:37
  Speaker A: Write the letter and then press send. I don't know how to work this. This Gmail. I go, I have to go.
• 13:41
  Speaker B: Okay, but to be fair, like, I have over 50,000 Gmails.
• 13:46
  Speaker A: Crazy of you.
• 13:47
  Speaker B: It's so crazy.
• 13:48
  Speaker A: No, it's so crazy. Delete those. You're giving me anxiety.
• 13:51
  Speaker B: Okay.
• 13:51
  Speaker A: Someone help me.
• 13:52
  Speaker B: Carly, seriously.
• 13:53
  Speaker A: So your biggest surprise. Did you answer my question?
• 13:55
  Speaker B: I mean, I just was surprised that my kids were, like, adaptable to, like,
• 13:58
  Speaker A: you thought you were gonna.
• 13:59
  Speaker B: I thought they would be like, mommy, why are you leaving me? But they're like, mama Glock. Like, it's Mama Glock.
• 14:04
  Speaker A: So here we are.
• 14:05
  Speaker B: Yeah. Cool. What about you? You just thought you were great and you did it good. Yeah. I think I fucking hate her.
• 14:15
  Speaker A: Honestly, no surprises over here. I feel like I. I'm born for this. Look at me. I'm born for the spotlight. Look at y' all headed out.
• 14:22
  Speaker B: All right, what's your hardest moment?
• 14:23
  Speaker A: Hardest moment. Okay. I would say the. The money was the hardest moment.
• 14:30
  Speaker B: What money?
• 14:31
  Speaker A: No, exactly. Like, we are we. I'm saying we. They put in so much money.
• 14:37
  Speaker B: Shout out to our husband.
• 14:38
  Speaker A: Shout out to their husbands. And having this. Having this full ass job, because believe it or not, it's a full ass job and not making any money is really, really, really hard.
• 14:53
  Speaker B: Yeah. Like, we need things expensed.
• 14:55
  Speaker A: I need a new iPad.
• 14:56
  Speaker B: I need a new phone. I need a new phone.
• 14:57
  Speaker A: Like, I just do.
• 14:58
  Speaker B: I need a boob job.
• 14:59
  Speaker A: I need a.
• 15:00
  Speaker B: Can I expense.
• 15:00
  Speaker A: That's the other husband.
• 15:03
  Speaker B: Okay, I can.
• 15:04
  Speaker A: Right? I think that was the hardest part. And honestly, having people take us seriously, I think was another big one of mine. Right. I feel like I have to prove myself.
• 15:12
  Speaker B: I don't gotta.
• 15:13
  Speaker A: Do I have to stand up? Cause I'm not gonna. I don't need to. I just.
• 15:17
  Speaker B: I want people to laugh at us until we fucking make it to the top. Seriously, Mama cock. To the moon.
• 15:22
  Speaker A: To the moon, baby. But I just. That was the hardest part. Proving our worth and who we are and who we wanna be. Because this is our job. And I. I just rhymed. And now I'm a poet, so.
• 15:33
  Speaker B: You're not a poet. I'm a rapper. Please shut up.
• 15:35
  Speaker A: I know. So I just feel like that was the hardest part. What was your hardest part? Don't cry. I'm not in the mood.
• 15:42
  Speaker B: I'm not gonna cry.
• 15:43
  Speaker A: All right.
• 15:43
  Speaker B: I took a beta blocker. Mom, I'm really sorry. I don't know if I did. I'm not sure.
• 15:50
  Speaker A: Okay.
• 15:52
  Speaker B: No, it was just, like, getting out of, like, when you say that I was in the bubble of, like, I had three kids under three. It was like I needed to get out of it, but that was the best time of my life. I loved doing that.
• 16:05
  Speaker A: And you're crying and I'm crying. I knew it. I fucking knew it. She was crying.
• 16:09
  Speaker B: Okay. I didn't take a beat to poker.
• 16:11
  Speaker A: I fucking knew you were gonna cry. No, seriously. I feel like we were both in extremely hard times.
• 16:15
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 16:16
  Speaker A: Different hard times. We both experienced. And obviously there's a lot of moms in the room. We both experienced different hardships and.
• 16:24
  Speaker B: Oh, she was in the thick of it with postpartum.
• 16:26
  Speaker A: Yeah, I remember that. I just got out, like, two hours ago.
• 16:28
  Speaker B: Down the shore. We were at your house. I brought my 3K. Joey was working, and I was like, okay, we're gonna just spend the night down the shore. And she was like, two months in with Gio. And I remember she just, like, wasn't there. Like, she didn't even put out, like, sheets for me.
• 16:44
  Speaker A: Oh, my God. That's when, you know, no, sheets were laid out.
• 16:47
  Speaker B: Her mom was like, come on down.
• 16:49
  Speaker A: Put sheets out for Emily. I was like, I don't even know where I am right now.
• 16:52
  Speaker B: And I felt bad, but it is a real thing. Yeah.
• 16:55
  Speaker A: So I feel like so I'm glad you're back. Me too. Thank goodness. Holy shit. But, you know, for anyone going through or will go, so you're not alone. A lot of hard things happen post having a baby. And you gotta talk to someone, you gotta ask for help. You have to be there for your people. Because I gotta be honest, I didn't even know what was happening until I'm sitting in this chair right now. I'm like, holy shit. I can't believe how bad I felt when it was happening. And I could probably call on five people in the audience. They probably didn't know it was happening either.
• 17:25
  Speaker B: You put on a good face.
• 17:26
  Speaker A: Thank you so much, Steph Newsow. So anyway, I just feel like you got to talk to someone and whether you know it or not, even if you feel the slightest bit off, speak up because.
• 17:38
  Speaker B: Yeah, but your, your.
• 17:39
  Speaker A: Your situation was much different. I feel like this is what brought me to the podcast. Right. And I feel like it really got
• 17:44
  Speaker B: me out of it.
• 17:44
  Speaker A: Plus, you. You personally got me out of it.
• 17:46
  Speaker B: I pulled you.
• 17:47
  Speaker A: You did pull me, but you were so different. People don't go through that shit. You know what I mean?
• 17:50
  Speaker B: Yeah, I mean, I, I didn't suffer from postpartum, but it is. I said this before, it is lonely being like a stay at home mom because you're. My husband always jokes. He's like, when we go out in public, he's like, oh, God. Emily's out. Like, everyone watch out. Like, she's talking to human. Not fucking three year old. And I'm not singing Wheels on the Bus.
• 18:11
  Speaker A: Literally.
• 18:12
  Speaker B: But yeah, no, this was good for me.
• 18:16
  Speaker A: Someone control her.
• 18:17
  Speaker B: Chris, shut up.
• 18:19
  Speaker A: Seriously. I just want everyone to know and I'll end on this shit. Life is hard. I mean, not just being a mom. Everything in life is hard. And everyone goes through shit. They're different shit. And if it's less or more than the other person next to you, doesn't mean it's less hard. So check on your people, whether they're a mom or not, and just be there for one another. That's all I ask. Whether you're a family or a friend. And I couldn't do this without you.
• 18:43
  Speaker B: I love you so much.
• 18:44
  Speaker A: I love you so much.
• 18:45
  Speaker B: Wanna make out?
• 18:46
  Speaker A: No. All right.
• 18:48
  Speaker B: After 10 o'? Clock?
• 18:49
  Speaker A: Yeah, 10 o'. Clock.
• 18:50
  Speaker B: Okay. But also, the reason why we started this podcast was to be so fucking real. Like, I didn't wanna be. We needed to, like, show the real deal who we are. And here we are. I'm scared. That's my power.
• 19:04
  Speaker A: It's fine. Well, enough about us and the chaos.
• 19:06
  Speaker B: No, we need to get you guys.
• 19:08
  Speaker A: Let's get the audience involved.
• 19:09
  Speaker B: Who's scared? Who's scared?
• 19:10
  Speaker A: Who's scared? Who wants to play a game?
• 19:13
  Speaker B: Let's go.
• 19:14
  Speaker A: Let's go, baby.
• 19:15
  Speaker B: I need everyone to take a drink.
• 19:16
  Speaker A: Yeah, everyone take a sip. Take the edge off. You guys seem a little tense. Cheers, mamas. Where's mom?
• 19:22
  Speaker B: I don't know. Do you even drink?
• 19:24
  Speaker A: No.
• 19:24
  Speaker B: She's a fake.
• 19:25
  Speaker A: I am.
• 19:26
  Speaker B: She's a fake and a phony, and I don't like it.
• 19:27
  Speaker A: Oh, my God. Cheers.
• 19:29
  Speaker B: I love you.
• 19:29
  Speaker A: Love you. Okay, so is everyone feeling good? Yeah. All right, let's get some energy, please. I feel alone up here. Okay, we're gonna play a game. It's called truthudzia. Let's play.
• 19:44
  Speaker B: It's very old fashioned. Very old fashioned.
• 19:46
  Speaker A: We need about. Like what? We're gonna call on a couple moms. And don't be nervy.
• 19:50
  Speaker B: Not moms. Anyone or anybody.
• 19:52
  Speaker A: We'll see who's going first. So who wants to play truth or dare? Be honest.
• 19:57
  Speaker B: I do. Carly's in.
• 20:02
  Speaker A: Come on. Okay, so how it works. I'm explaining truth or dare to people. Imagine. So she's gonna come up here.
• 20:08
  Speaker B: Come on, sex kitten.
• 20:09
  Speaker A: Husband's gonna spin the wheel. Is this thing on? Michael's spinning for you. Go ahead. Truth or dare, honey. Stand up there.
• 20:17
  Speaker B: Let's see it. I'm so scared for you.
• 20:21
  Speaker A: I'm really scared. Don't be. Oh, true. Oh, dare.
• 20:24
  Speaker B: Oh, sometimes it's tricky.
• 20:27
  Speaker A: Sometimes it's tricky. Show the most unhinged photo on your camera roll. Do we want to do that? I don't know. Should we screw the. Who do I have to show it to?
• 20:36
  Speaker B: Fine. I was gonna put it on the screen again.
• 20:41
  Speaker A: We don't want to see. All right, I'll show you later. All right, go.
• 20:44
  Speaker B: It was supposed to be a mom photo of your kids.
• 20:46
  Speaker A: Oh, oh.
• 20:47
  Speaker B: Of your kids. Nothing crazy. Well, come on. This is mama clock.
• 20:52
  Speaker A: Text your own husband something spicy right now. Go.
• 20:55
  Speaker B: Oh, give me your phone. Give me your phone. I will do it for you.
• 20:58
  Speaker A: Oh, no, but you have to tell us what you're saying.
• 21:00
  Speaker B: I will say it.
• 21:01
  Speaker A: Something spicy.
• 21:02
  Speaker B: Oh, this is so good, it's sick.
• 21:07
  Speaker A: Okay, this is good. Oh, don't read any of the messages now.
• 21:13
  Speaker B: No, no, no, no. No telling him that it's happening.
• 21:16
  Speaker A: Okay, Carl, you signed up, girly.
• 21:21
  Speaker B: You signed up for this.
• 21:23
  Speaker A: I'm gonna scout my next guest.
• 21:25
  Speaker B: Hey, Jamie.
• 21:26
  Speaker A: Truth or dear
• 21:29
  Speaker B: I'm feeling frisky. Okay. Mommy wants a spanking.
• 21:38
  Speaker A: I'm screaming after the show's over. We need to know the response.
• 21:42
  Speaker B: Let's try butt stuff.
• 21:45
  Speaker A: I'm freaking.
• 21:47
  Speaker B: He's gonna freak out.
• 21:49
  Speaker A: He's gonna come get me. He's gonna.
• 21:50
  Speaker B: He'll be here in five minutes.
• 21:52
  Speaker A: Oh, my God, I'm scared.
• 21:53
  Speaker B: Let's try butt stuff. Ah. Throw your phone. Run away.
• 21:55
  Speaker A: Okay. Do not tell him that I said it. Okay. All right, next contestant. I think we should do a little bit of birdie in the back there.
• 22:03
  Speaker B: Ooh, bird.
• 22:04
  Speaker A: Come on, bear baby. Come on. Yeah, you do. We're gonna spin. Her real name's Lauren, by the way, but I call her Bird.
• 22:11
  Speaker B: And she's really hot. Like, sick hot. She should be a Kardashian or something. Yeah, baby, check out that ace.
• 22:17
  Speaker A: Okay, honey, I hope you're me, too. Spin again.
• 22:23
  Speaker B: Oh, spin again means you should drink. Oh, okay. No drink.
• 22:26
  Speaker C: That's where it goes to every time.
• 22:28
  Speaker A: Oh, good truth. What does it say?
• 22:30
  Speaker B: I can't say.
• 22:32
  Speaker C: Most.
• 22:32
  Speaker A: You Googled as a person, not a mom. Okay, what's the most insane thing you Google? Tell me.
• 22:38
  Speaker B: I.
• 22:38
  Speaker A: Recently, I was just looking up Etsy Witches. Etsy witches. What do they do?
• 22:45
  Speaker B: What is it? Cast a spell on people.
• 22:47
  Speaker A: On people that. Oh, you did it. Wait. Yeah. What? Wait,
• 22:57
  Speaker B: Like.
• 22:57
  Speaker A: Yeah, just like anything. Like, it's.
• 22:59
  Speaker B: Wait, what is. What is this? I don't understand.
• 23:02
  Speaker A: We're not cast in smells. We're cast in smells. It's like a spiritual one. Like, you know, like, good energy, like, if you want good weather. So I paid this woman $30.
• 23:15
  Speaker B: $30? I swear. I'll give you the.
• 23:19
  Speaker A: No, wait, wait, wait.
• 23:24
  Speaker B: You paid someone $30 to tell you your thing?
• 23:30
  Speaker A: It's like manifestation. That's the most I could go into if it's being recorded. Oh, my God. Legal reasons. Yeah. What? Wait. Yeah, that's it. Tell me why. Wait, hold on. Tell us. Tell us just why you are casting spells on evil. Because I really wanted to manifest good energy, so I needed, like, help to do that, to bring good energy into my life. And it worked. It worked, everyone. So if you want her number, call me. It was $60.
• 24:04
  Speaker B: Mandy, you did that, too? Did you pay.
• 24:08
  Speaker A: She paid 80. Can I get 100? She paid $80. Wait.
• 24:16
  Speaker B: Oh, you got. Wait, wait, wait. Bird and Manny, you guys should connect.
• 24:20
  Speaker A: We would like to see the receipt after the show.
• 24:23
  Speaker B: All right.
• 24:25
  Speaker A: Okay.
• 24:29
  Speaker B: Annie, Guard. Get your ass up here. You guys. For you. For everyone who doesn't know this is my old cheerleading coach. Slash, I babysat her kids my entire life, and they were my flower girl and groomsman, and now here we are. So spin the fucking wheel.
• 24:47
  Speaker A: What do you need me to do?
• 24:48
  Speaker B: I don't know. I know it's been.
• 24:49
  Speaker A: Hi, nice to meet you.
• 24:51
  Speaker B: This is Dom. Do you know everything about her and she knows nothing about you because that's really sad, right?
• 24:56
  Speaker A: What do you know?
• 24:57
  Speaker B: People meet us and they're like, oh, I know everything about you.
• 25:00
  Speaker A: I'm like how we talk about everything on our podcast. Okay, okay. Go ahead, Annie.
• 25:04
  Speaker B: Go. Just pretend it's been.
• 25:07
  Speaker A: Spin the wheel, boys. Here we go.
• 25:09
  Speaker B: I'm scared.
• 25:12
  Speaker A: I'm not that excited.
• 25:14
  Speaker B: Truth.
• 25:14
  Speaker A: Most unhinged thing your husband does.
• 25:16
  Speaker B: Ooh. Oh, her husband's tough.
• 25:19
  Speaker A: He's actually gonna kill me. Say it loud and proud. Loud and proud. Define unhinged. Because I'm unhinged, baby.
• 25:25
  Speaker B: Like. Like unfiltered.
• 25:28
  Speaker A: Like, some probably don't want us to know something you don't want us to know.
• 25:33
  Speaker B: Yeah, what is it?
• 25:33
  Speaker A: We're gonna know right now.
• 25:35
  Speaker B: Oh, my God, he's scary.
• 25:36
  Speaker A: He's so scary. Go ahead on him. Oh, my God, Emily, I don't. You got.
• 25:44
  Speaker B: Well, what is it? Well, what does he do with the kids?
• 25:46
  Speaker A: Something that.
• 25:47
  Speaker B: Wait. When I used to babysit when Rich would get mad at the kids, it's scary. He's scarier than that. I thought Joe was scary. Rich is scary. Yeah.
• 25:55
  Speaker A: No, no, he's scary.
• 25:56
  Speaker B: He's so scary. He's like a mortal kid.
• 25:58
  Speaker A: When he gets mad at my kids, he scares me. I'm not gonna lie. Like, does he do something when he yells? No, he's just. He's ex army. You know, he's a veteran. He's within itself. He definitely just doesn't.
• 26:10
  Speaker B: He doesn't.
• 26:12
  Speaker A: Whenever they mess up, he definitely makes them do push ups.
• 26:14
  Speaker B: How's that?
• 26:15
  Speaker A: Can that be unhinged? Okay, thank you. Great job. Okay. I think I'm feeling a little bit of Steph Muth. What do you think? Come on, Steinfeld. Sorry. I mean, sorry. Forgot you got a husband that's not here.
• 26:29
  Speaker B: Don't you guys love that our husbands aren't here?
• 26:31
  Speaker A: Oh, I actually wish your husband was here, not me calling you Steph Muse. I'm freaking out. No, I. You're not a Seinfeld. Sorry, Rob. All right, this is my girly from my ex job that I used to work at.
• 26:44
  Speaker B: Corporate. Ex corporate.
• 26:46
  Speaker A: We're getting her to try to be a stay at home mom. We're trying. These people want her at work. You know what I mean? So. All right, Stephie, are we recruiting?
• 26:53
  Speaker B: Are we recruiting?
• 26:55
  Speaker A: Okay, okay, okay. I'm ready. I'm scared. Let's go. I hope it's something that we can say about. Let's go. Finally. Oh, why is he doing that?
• 27:07
  Speaker B: What is it?
• 27:07
  Speaker A: Would you rather send a nude to a mom group chat or an ex?
• 27:12
  Speaker B: Ooh, which one?
• 27:14
  Speaker A: Mom group chat.
• 27:15
  Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Easy. Yeah.
• 27:19
  Speaker A: Yeah, that was easy. I like a little drunk.
• 27:23
  Speaker B: You would.
• 27:24
  Speaker C: You would.
• 27:26
  Speaker A: Oh, come on. Disgusting.
• 27:27
  Speaker B: Yeah. Not my exes.
• 27:28
  Speaker A: All right, good. Can we get a dare in the house? Post a mom o' clock selfie to yourself. I could do that one for you. All right, good. Good job. Sketch. All right. Yay. All right, should we do, like, one more?
• 27:43
  Speaker B: Yeah, one more.
• 27:44
  Speaker A: Who's. Who's feeling frisky? Who. Who am I gonna grab up here?
• 27:48
  Speaker B: Who am I gonna grab?
• 27:49
  Speaker A: Who wants to come up here? I was, too. Nicholas. You know what? I think I'm gonna save you two for a different game.
• 27:56
  Speaker B: Jordy, come on.
• 27:56
  Speaker A: Stay seated. Let's go. Jordy, come on, honey. You ready, girlfriend? I'm ready. Am I gonna get a dare? I'm gonna be, like, climbing the walls.
• 28:06
  Speaker B: Dance, monkey, dance.
• 28:08
  Speaker A: I like the sound. Me too. Me too.
• 28:10
  Speaker B: Me, too. I did it.
• 28:12
  Speaker A: What did it say? Dare reenact your kid's most dramatic tangent.
• 28:17
  Speaker B: Oh, and she literally happened today. She has a newborn.
• 28:21
  Speaker A: Ready. I'll hold.
• 28:23
  Speaker B: He always shits his pants.
• 28:24
  Speaker A: Wait, is he screaming? Oh, he does his pants. Yeah, so does he. Are you acting or are you going to talk?
• 28:28
  Speaker B: Shit your pants
• 28:32
  Speaker A: right now. I'm pants, so. All right, give me the mic. Go.
• 28:37
  Speaker B: Okay. This was today. Oh, God. Everyone hold your ears.
• 28:43
  Speaker A: Yeah, he sounds like a pterodactyl.
• 28:44
  Speaker B: I don't know.
• 28:45
  Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You kind of did it really good. Good job. That was so good. Oh, my God. Was that. That was so fun. Wait. That was really fun. I kind of want to go on, but let's not. We have another game coming.
• 28:57
  Speaker B: Well, like, what time is it?
• 28:58
  Speaker A: Yeah, I don't know. Let's just get into about, like, messy moms right now. Let's just talk about it.
• 29:02
  Speaker B: Okay? Who right now here is thrilled to be missing bedtime for their kids? Because I. I can't tell you. We got mom of four in the back.
• 29:13
  Speaker A: Raise your hand. Mom of four.
• 29:15
  Speaker B: Mom of four. Mom of four, Emily, number two, Emily
• 29:19
  Speaker A: De Nanzia, mom of four, missing Betsy. Who's with the kids?
• 29:24
  Speaker B: Jeff.
• 29:25
  Speaker A: Jeff's got all four. Putting them to bed. Good.
• 29:28
  Speaker B: Do you call it babysitting or like he's watching his own children? And did you put out pajamas? Okay, good.
• 29:37
  Speaker A: Why do I love that?
• 29:38
  Speaker B: Why do I have to put out pajamas, Joe?
• 29:40
  Speaker C: Because you want to.
• 29:41
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 29:42
  Speaker B: Well, no, no, I actually. I realize why. Because the drawers are so messy. He'll never find them.
• 29:47
  Speaker A: No, literally, I leave out pajamas, too, but not because I need it, honey,
• 29:51
  Speaker B: I want to make it nice for you. But
• 29:55
  Speaker A: wait.
• 29:55
  Speaker B: Do you know what I really realized? I swear I just figured something out. A happy hour was created by a mom because from the hours from 4 to 7, I'm drinking raspberry. Fucking witching hours.
• 30:09
  Speaker A: No.
• 30:11
  Speaker B: So happy hour. Like, why the fuck wouldn't I go out for drinks when I don't want to do whatever the fuck is happening at home?
• 30:16
  Speaker A: I know. I have one kid. I hate talking to her. You know why? She has three and I have one. So I always feel like I can't
• 30:21
  Speaker B: complain I have four when I watch her.
• 30:23
  Speaker A: I know. I literally just throw my kid on you.
• 30:25
  Speaker B: Oh, wait, wait, wait. I have to tell you something so funny.
• 30:27
  Speaker A: You're gonna tell me right now?
• 30:28
  Speaker C: Yeah, I am.
• 30:28
  Speaker A: Are you?
• 30:29
  Speaker B: Well, I just watched her kid for three days.
• 30:31
  Speaker A: Two days and two.
• 30:32
  Speaker B: And two.
• 30:33
  Speaker A: Two nights.
• 30:33
  Speaker B: Two nights and three days. Two nights.
• 30:35
  Speaker A: It was a work trip. Whatever.
• 30:37
  Speaker B: Work trip. Whatever. Thank you.
• 30:39
  Speaker A: You're welcome.
• 30:40
  Speaker B: No, I want to thank you because, like, whatever clothes you gave him are now mine.
• 30:45
  Speaker A: I was wondering why nothing was in the bag. Bag. Where are his clothes?
• 30:51
  Speaker B: They're Rocco's.
• 30:52
  Speaker A: Can I just say we have matching socks?
• 30:54
  Speaker B: No.
• 30:55
  Speaker A: Can I just say I made an H M order?
• 30:59
  Speaker B: Oh, my God.
• 31:00
  Speaker A: That was. If you guys know H M kids, they run really big. Huge. She made like a $500. I did a summer order.
• 31:08
  Speaker B: None of it fits you.
• 31:09
  Speaker A: So Emily comes over, she goes, can I have all this? Yeah.
• 31:13
  Speaker B: And I took the whole thing. Rocco got a whole.
• 31:16
  Speaker A: She took the. She Venmoed. She Venmoed. Did you Venmo?
• 31:20
  Speaker C: She gets the Venmo. I don't get it.
• 31:21
  Speaker A: No, I keep it.
• 31:22
  Speaker B: Oh, I love that.
• 31:23
  Speaker A: Me too. So she took the whole wardrobe, and then I gotta order smaller sizes. You had. And then Gio and Rocco had matching clothes the whole summer. I'm going, you're not wearing the dinosaurs to the park, are you? We showed up in the same outfit.
• 31:35
  Speaker B: Unplanned. No, unplanned. We showed up up to the zoo in the same zoo outfit because there was animals. Yeah. So that means great minds. Think alike.
• 31:42
  Speaker A: Great. Well, anyway, I. I do have to say. So back to my point is, I have one kid, she has three. I feel like I can't complain, but I'm gonna complain anyway.
• 31:49
  Speaker B: No, you can.
• 31:50
  Speaker A: That's.
• 31:50
  Speaker B: That's the thing. It doesn't matter how many kids you have. If you have one kid, two kids, three kids. I have a dog, so I don't care about dogs. But, like, you could.
• 31:59
  Speaker A: Bama heard you.
• 32:00
  Speaker B: You could still complain.
• 32:01
  Speaker A: I know I'm gonna right now. So does anybody feel that their kids are different with the mother? So let me just explain something real quick.
• 32:12
  Speaker B: Raise your fucking hand because I have a story.
• 32:16
  Speaker A: I swear to you.
• 32:18
  Speaker B: My mother in law's in the house.
• 32:19
  Speaker A: Raise your hand loud and proud. Because I just feel I'm explaining to people and they think I'm fibbing. I'm like, no, he acts like a loony bin. Like, no, I'm. He did this. I swear to God. Then all of a sudden, someone watches him. Whether it's my husband, my dad, my mom, my sister in law. I walk in the other day, Nicola was watching Gio. I walk in, she goes, oh, my God. He was an angel. Angel before I walked in. He's kicking, screaming. I couldn't change his poop. Diaper. Poop's flying in the air.
• 32:45
  Speaker B: It's fucked up. They make us have to be liars.
• 32:47
  Speaker A: Liars, liars. I'm a liar.
• 32:49
  Speaker B: He had his hands full.
• 32:50
  Speaker A: He was. I walked in her house, he was like, hands and feet. Yes, Nene, how can I help you? I'm like, seriously, you're full of shit right now.
• 32:58
  Speaker B: They are con artists. Yeah.
• 33:00
  Speaker A: It's a sin, father. So if you're not alone, you feel like they act different with the moms.
• 33:04
  Speaker B: And people should check on moms of toddlers because they have a mind of their own.
• 33:09
  Speaker A: I apologize to Gio before because I'm sorry for yelling, but I had to.
• 33:12
  Speaker B: Did I not tell you? I'm scared of Rocco.
• 33:14
  Speaker A: So afraid of him. I'm afraid of him.
• 33:16
  Speaker B: No, no. Rocco will have a teenage.
• 33:20
  Speaker A: Rocco's her youngest.
• 33:21
  Speaker B: For anyone who doesn't, Rocco is two and a half. And he's a monster. But he's a cute monster. We say he's cute, but he's bad. But he's different with Joe. The other day I went to a baby shower. So Joey had the boys.
• 33:33
  Speaker A: Oh, this is funny.
• 33:34
  Speaker B: Joe had the boys and he went to. He took the boys to lunch, then he went to bowling, then he went to Target. Then he went to Dinner. That's four times. That's eight buckles in the car seat. I wouldn't dream of doing that. Like, buckling and unbuckling eight times and is unheard of.
• 33:54
  Speaker A: Sometimes I'm like, can I just leave him in the car real quick? I'm just gonna run into the.
• 33:57
  Speaker B: Oh, I did that for the dry cleaning.
• 33:58
  Speaker A: Had to run to the dry cleaner. Just leave real quick.
• 34:00
  Speaker B: No, no. Like, Joe, how did you unbuckle on. Buckle him with. With the state that he's in of.
• 34:06
  Speaker A: Look at him. He's so cool. I'm freaking out.
• 34:08
  Speaker B: No, no. But you guys don't understand. Rocco is a different breed.
• 34:11
  Speaker A: Wait, can I. Let me tell a story. We're at soccer on Sunday.
• 34:15
  Speaker B: Baby soccer.
• 34:16
  Speaker A: Baby soccer. And Rocco, her youngest, and Gio play soccer together. And all of a sudden, we're leaving and they're parallel parking the car. Me and Michael are looking at each other. Why are they parallel parking in an open parking lot? I roll down the window and I go, what are you doing? She goes, rocco's making us turn the car around because he thinks the car seat's on the wrong side.
• 34:33
  Speaker B: No, he will only get in on the right side. Yeah. And if the car is the wrong way, we have to turn it around. So what do we do? We turn it around.
• 34:43
  Speaker A: They were doing it in real time.
• 34:44
  Speaker B: I mean, pick your battles, people. Pick the fucking bell.
• 34:47
  Speaker A: I'm actually doing this right now.
• 34:49
  Speaker B: Mike rolled down his window. He goes, I've never seen anything like it.
• 34:55
  Speaker A: Yeah. Crazy. So crazy. Anyway, I feel like kids. Really humble you, though, I have to say.
• 35:01
  Speaker B: Humble you?
• 35:02
  Speaker A: Yeah. Why humble?
• 35:03
  Speaker B: Humble.
• 35:04
  Speaker A: I said that, right?
• 35:04
  Speaker B: Do you know what my son did? What? You know what's so good about Mama Clock? Is like, I'll never run out of material because what they fucking do is just. I could talk for days, hours, like, forever. Same, like. And hopefully you're gonna have more kids. I'm gonna have more kids.
• 35:20
  Speaker A: Imagine me making my pregnancy announcement right now. No, no.
• 35:25
  Speaker B: We'll see.
• 35:26
  Speaker A: But I'm not pregnant. I am.
• 35:29
  Speaker B: Take a drink. Oh, she thinks you're pregnant.
• 35:30
  Speaker A: Everyone thinks so, yeah. Tequila.
• 35:32
  Speaker B: Oh, no, I poured that shit.
• 35:34
  Speaker A: Why does everyone have to test my drinks? Because.
• 35:38
  Speaker B: Test it. There's a hint of difficulty.
• 35:40
  Speaker A: Husband made the job.
• 35:40
  Speaker B: No, she's not, as of now. Or maybe not pregnant.
• 35:45
  Speaker A: We know, hon, you gotta have sex to get pregnant.
• 35:47
  Speaker B: We gotta. You don't. You don't.
• 35:50
  Speaker A: You don't. We get it. Okay, moving on.
• 35:58
  Speaker B: So you don't have sex. I asked her. He was Sleeping on the couch.
• 36:02
  Speaker A: You wanna tell him? You wanna tell him or you want me to?
• 36:03
  Speaker B: Zach, he was sleeping on the couch.
• 36:06
  Speaker A: Oh, my God, my mother's here. Came here.
• 36:12
  Speaker B: Anyway, it's that. It's that pre. Like, you don't want the slum buster.
• 36:16
  Speaker A: I think he looked me down in the eyes and he was like, I want to be my best self tonight, hon. Can we. I'm like, seriously?
• 36:21
  Speaker B: Are you out of your mind?
• 36:23
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 36:23
  Speaker B: Like, are you serious?
• 36:25
  Speaker A: I can't. Sorry, Mom.
• 36:26
  Speaker B: Yeah, sorry, Mom. Mom. You know what's so cool about my fucking mother in law?
• 36:32
  Speaker A: Tell me.
• 36:32
  Speaker B: Well, I talk about sex a lot, but I thought about it. That she was once married to my father in law, who I don't know if you guys know is the absolute craziest motherfucker in the entire world. So, like, whatever I say is so not as crazy as what he.
• 36:51
  Speaker A: Is that why you're so unhinged? Because you're like, he did worse.
• 36:52
  Speaker B: I mean. Yeah. And like, he said worse. He said worse. She's cool and I don't really care.
• 37:00
  Speaker A: I love it.
• 37:01
  Speaker B: He is. No, don't make me cry, but shout out to him. He would be so proud of us.
• 37:05
  Speaker A: He would be so proud.
• 37:06
  Speaker B: No, he would be. He would probably be right here, like, dancing. Yeah.
• 37:11
  Speaker A: And insert tears.
• 37:12
  Speaker B: No.
• 37:12
  Speaker A: Okay.
• 37:13
  Speaker B: Beta blocker.
• 37:15
  Speaker A: The beta blocker joke is getting fucking old. Okay, anyway.
• 37:19
  Speaker B: Oh, I know what I was talking about. Kids will humble us.
• 37:22
  Speaker A: Well, that's why.
• 37:23
  Speaker B: Yes.
• 37:23
  Speaker A: No, no, I said that.
• 37:24
  Speaker B: Yeah, but I have a story.
• 37:25
  Speaker A: Okay. I tell.
• 37:26
  Speaker B: Okay, so.
• 37:27
  Speaker A: And then we're moving the fuck on.
• 37:28
  Speaker B: Yes, please. I'm laying in bed with Joey. Baby Joey. Do not name your kid the same name as your husband.
• 37:35
  Speaker A: Please, no Michaels in this household.
• 37:36
  Speaker B: I'll tell you, I only did it because of my father in law. Because we did it for him, God bless his soul. But do not do that because it is so annoying when you say, Joey's shitting his pants. You don't know what, Joey's shitting his pants. It's usually my husband. No, but we're laying in bed and I'm in my pajamas. We're reading a book. Okay. Actually, no, no, no. He's on his iPad. Let's be real.
• 38:01
  Speaker A: She's trying to put on a phone right now. Totally.
• 38:02
  Speaker B: I was trying to be cool. But no, he's on his iPad. I'm in a button down, silk, like pajama thing and he squeals like, screeches like he saw like a fucking spider cockroach. Like I go, what?
• 38:16
  Speaker A: What?
• 38:17
  Speaker B: What's on me? He goes, what's that?
• 38:18
  Speaker A: Wrinkly pancake.
• 38:21
  Speaker B: I go, what?
• 38:22
  Speaker A: He goes, I'm wrinkly pancake with a button.
• 38:25
  Speaker B: I go, what? And I look at my whole.
• 38:27
  Speaker A: You're not talking about your stomach or your titty?
• 38:29
  Speaker B: My tit?
• 38:30
  Speaker A: Your titty.
• 38:32
  Speaker B: My stomach. Fuck you. Not my fucking stomach.
• 38:44
  Speaker A: My absolute.
• 38:48
  Speaker B: My stomach is kind of wrinkly too. Thank you, Ozempic. So he said that. Wrinkly pancake with a.
• 38:54
  Speaker A: See how he screamed again?
• 38:58
  Speaker B: Wrinkly pancake with a button. A fucking button. And I look down and I go, oh, my God.
• 39:08
  Speaker A: No. Like, that was real.
• 39:10
  Speaker B: Like kids.
• 39:10
  Speaker A: Fucking humble. You. Have you ever been told by a kid that you're fat? Like, when you're. That is the most humbling thing.
• 39:18
  Speaker B: They speak the truth.
• 39:19
  Speaker A: Truth.
• 39:19
  Speaker B: Like.
• 39:19
  Speaker A: Like a. Like a toddler saying, oh, you're fat. I will crumble.
• 39:23
  Speaker B: I ask them all the time, like, how does mommy look? And they say, good. Like, no. Like, do I look skinnier? And they're like, they tell the truth.
• 39:32
  Speaker A: I'll tell you that.
• 39:33
  Speaker B: You're fine.
• 39:33
  Speaker A: Mom, I'm afraid of that. No, I just cried. Hold on. No.
• 39:37
  Speaker B: But then Vienna.
• 39:39
  Speaker A: Oh, is it a better one or no?
• 39:40
  Speaker B: Yes, angel.
• 39:42
  Speaker A: She.
• 39:43
  Speaker B: I go. I look at her. I go, why are you so gorgeous? She goes, cause of you, Mommy. Aw. Okay, we're back.
• 39:50
  Speaker A: I love that my son's only saying ball, soccer, ball, basketball. I mean, like, I got nothing. I got nothing.
• 39:56
  Speaker B: Well, maybe you should.
• 39:58
  Speaker A: Well, my friend, My dearest friend was playing ball with him before we left the house. I was like, does mommy look pretty? And he goes, ground ball and throws the ball. I'm going,
• 40:09
  Speaker B: why are we fishing for compliments so much?
• 40:11
  Speaker A: Yeah, I'm done. I'm done.
• 40:13
  Speaker B: Done.
• 40:13
  Speaker A: Oh, my God, I needed that laugh so much. You have no idea.
• 40:17
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 40:17
  Speaker A: Oh, wait.
• 40:18
  Speaker B: I actually have a question for the seasoned mothers out there.
• 40:21
  Speaker A: Who are the seasoned.
• 40:22
  Speaker B: Who are seasoned?
• 40:23
  Speaker A: Grandmas, the grannies.
• 40:24
  Speaker B: The grandmas. Grandmas.
• 40:27
  Speaker A: Seasoned get seasoned.
• 40:30
  Speaker B: No, no. Like moms that are. We all have babies, like, under five. Like. Like Annie Guard has a 16 year old girl. I can't imagine.
• 40:40
  Speaker A: No.
• 40:40
  Speaker B: Never having a 16 year old girl. Like, what is Vienna gonna do? I'm scared.
• 40:45
  Speaker A: I don't know. I'm afraid of that, Belle.
• 40:47
  Speaker B: But, like, I have to say, like, so my mom growing up, like, we're obviously super close. Like, way too close.
• 40:53
  Speaker A: I know you talked about her bush and I'm freaking out.
• 40:54
  Speaker B: So I've seen her bush, but she actually doesn't have a bush. Like, she's. Well and table
• 41:01
  Speaker A: if it couldn't get any. Yo, close up on that woman right there.
• 41:05
  Speaker B: I love you, Mom.
• 41:07
  Speaker A: I'm screaming.
• 41:11
  Speaker B: So she actually asked me one time to maintain her.
• 41:16
  Speaker A: That's. That's. Mom, Great job.
• 41:19
  Speaker B: No, but seriously, like, so my mom, like, throughout my whole life, she, like, would teach me lessons. Like. Like, grow. Like, for example, for set. Like, she would be like, you know how I learned about sex? Through the meatloaf song Paradise. Is it called that paradise by the Dashboard Light. It was like, it's set. First base, second base. It told you the bases. And that's how she taught me things. Like. And then what? And then. And then I said, did you just
• 41:45
  Speaker A: go and do it?
• 41:47
  Speaker B: You were sluttier than me at 13.
• 41:48
  Speaker A: I was young and dumb. Right now I'm afraid of a spider on the floor.
• 41:54
  Speaker B: My point is that, like, when do you, like, how do you start, like, telling your daughter stories?
• 42:00
  Speaker A: Like, no, no, not. Not having a daughter.
• 42:02
  Speaker B: So, no, like, I'm gonna tell Vienna stories. But, like, when, like, do you tell nat stories, like, of your absolute.
• 42:09
  Speaker A: Or does she ask? I tell her very general stories. Oh, no, I can't tell stories. Don't be too dirty. Like, what do you do? I can't have a girl. I don't know what I'm gonna do.
• 42:20
  Speaker B: No, I honestly, I don't know. But, like. But my favorite thing ever is when my mom tells me something that, like, I haven't heard before. Like, for example, we were going somewhere. No, we were going somewhere, and she was like. I'm not gonna say where. She was like, yeah, I had sex with him and him. And they were brothers. And I go, fuck, yeah, mom did dad know? But, like, that was cool. Yeah.
• 42:48
  Speaker A: So you're saying you're like, I was older.
• 42:50
  Speaker B: I'm 34. And she told me that now, like, she wouldn't have told me that when I was younger.
• 42:53
  Speaker A: Right? She tells you now.
• 42:55
  Speaker B: But, like, when I was younger, like, we.
• 42:57
  Speaker A: I guess it's cool to have a daughter, you know? To have a daughter. But I'm saying when you're older, because it's like your best friend, right?
• 43:03
  Speaker B: It's your best friend. When they're younger, they're like, like, she did it good. Cuz like, to be honest with you, like, weed or any, like, crazy things was the worst thing in the world. Like, I was a kind of.
• 43:12
  Speaker A: Yeah. My parents, they weren't strict. Strict. Like, I wasn't locked up in house, but I think that's the right way to go. I will never be like, I don't
• 43:20
  Speaker B: know the right way to go.
• 43:21
  Speaker A: It's imprinted in my head like, you're gonna be a good girl, and you're gonna be a good girl. Good girl. Like, you know, and I knew. Cause if I ever came home and there was ever a story about me, like, it would not fly in my Bahamas. Yeah, that was the one and only story. Sorry. Mom went missing. You threw a suitcase at me. I'm sorry. I apologize. I mean, I would throw the Atlantis building at my daughter's head if that was me.
• 43:46
  Speaker B: Yeah. My mom thought I was a girl, though.
• 43:47
  Speaker A: Can I just explain something? I just feel like having a daughter, you have to do it the way our parents did it. Like, you have to teach them. Don't hide them from it. You teach them. Because I feel like they will turn out like May. And I feel like, who wouldn't want a May? Because I would. No, but you know what I mean. Like, you still get to do whatever you want. You can't hide in your house and. And be strict. But you can teach them along the way and just be involved in your kid's life a little bit.
• 44:15
  Speaker B: Yeah, I think open and honest is good. But, like, my mom thought I was sleeping at Mani's house, and I was at Joey's house every single night.
• 44:22
  Speaker A: You could be a little mischievous as a kid. You're gonna.
• 44:25
  Speaker B: Sorry. No. But actually, she probably knew.
• 44:27
  Speaker A: But I feel like our parents really raised us right. And I will stand by that. So thanks, Mom.
• 44:32
  Speaker B: Thanks, Mom.
• 44:33
  Speaker A: Thanks, Mother.
• 44:34
  Speaker B: I love you, Mom.
• 44:35
  Speaker A: She's getting nervous because she's on camera
• 44:37
  Speaker B: and my mom is.
• 44:38
  Speaker A: And you know who else?
• 44:38
  Speaker B: How are you feeling, Mom?
• 44:40
  Speaker A: Dominique, over there in the corner.
• 44:42
  Speaker B: You need another drink.
• 44:44
  Speaker A: Dom wants to say some.
• 44:47
  Speaker B: Wait, someone got my mama drink.
• 44:48
  Speaker A: You were there. I was there when I went missing Bahamas, if anybody needs to know.
• 44:52
  Speaker B: I have to say, I have nothing to say about you growing up.
• 44:56
  Speaker A: Thank you so.
• 44:58
  Speaker B: That's so nice.
• 45:01
  Speaker A: I know. And you're my favorite. She raised me, too. Don't worry about it. I learned a lot from you, too. Picture frame. Okay. So anyway, let's move on. I feel like we're raised by good families and we love our families and. I don't know. Love, love, love, love. Take a note from us, I guess. A page from our book. Is that a tagline? Take a page from our book.
• 45:22
  Speaker B: Sure.
• 45:22
  Speaker A: Take your page from my book.
• 45:24
  Speaker B: Taglines, bad with vocabulary. Yeah, we're working on it. No, I'm really Bad with preface.
• 45:30
  Speaker A: Yeah, preface. I don't know that word, what that definition of that word is. I had to repeat it in the back room.
• 45:36
  Speaker B: Like, she goes, let's just preference them.
• 45:38
  Speaker A: I'm not even gonna say it, though. I'm not saying it right now.
• 45:40
  Speaker B: Okay.
• 45:40
  Speaker A: Anyway, we're gonna play a game. Enough about us.
• 45:44
  Speaker B: I actually want to leave and not talk about us ever again. But I want people to come up here.
• 45:49
  Speaker A: Yeah. So I think, boys, let's grab four chairs. We're gonna play a game that involves four people. They're gonna be holding panels. That's my face and Emily's face. And you have to. To say who said it or who did that. So it needs to be somebody who feels like they know me and Emily well. And we'll be like, okay, who wears underwear to bed and who doesn't? Or who wears underwear to bed and you were holed up.
• 46:13
  Speaker B: Underwear to bed.
• 46:14
  Speaker A: No one's. No one's name. Because I don't want under any of those crazy.
• 46:16
  Speaker B: This is like a quick pace game. You have to say who you think either said it or would do it or who said it on the pod or watch it. Whoever listens to the poem. Okay. But then we might have commentary if there's no right or wrong answer. But, like, yes, there is.
• 46:34
  Speaker A: I feel like we're on a game show.
• 46:36
  Speaker B: There is. I love a game show.
• 46:37
  Speaker A: We do.
• 46:38
  Speaker B: Okay, okay. Who said or does this? Who uses ChatGPT instead of a doctor and is fully convinced that they are dying after that?
• 46:49
  Speaker A: Yes, everybody.
• 46:53
  Speaker B: You guys are good. Damn. Who has said don't even look at me on the pod? Oh, my God, the people. All right, who hits you with. Do you have anything else to say to me? She says that to me every time.
• 47:11
  Speaker A: Every day. Every day.
• 47:12
  Speaker B: Okay. Who waits six days to give an antibiotic when their kid actually needs an antibiotic? No, dumb.
• 47:21
  Speaker A: Oh, my God. Read it again. They're not understanding.
• 47:32
  Speaker B: Wait, their kid is sick. Okay. Their kid is very sick. And then they're like, I'm not gonna give the antibiotic because my husband says I'm not. Antibiotics are horrible. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Okay.
• 47:43
  Speaker A: Essential oils.
• 47:44
  Speaker B: Yeah. What do you use?
• 47:48
  Speaker A: Oh, Genexa. If anybody needs an alternative to Advil and Tylenol. Genexa.
• 47:53
  Speaker B: Okay. If anyone needs McDonald's, come over here. Who has gotten in trouble for something they said on the podcast from their mom? Oh, my God. Everyone said me. Yes. Not from my mom, but from somebody that I cannot say. Yep. Okay. You'll get in trouble again. Say it who has said.
• 48:15
  Speaker A: Who says?
• 48:18
  Speaker B: Who says I'll be ready in five minutes, but it actually means 45 minutes. I really.
• 48:24
  Speaker A: I'm so quick at getting ready. Take. Take it the back.
• 48:28
  Speaker B: No, not get ready. I'm sorry. I mean, like, they'll be late to the party. Oh, I'm.
• 48:32
  Speaker A: I mean.
• 48:33
  Speaker B: I mean.
• 48:34
  Speaker A: Yeah, both.
• 48:35
  Speaker B: Oh, no. I am fucking. I am timely. I am on time, if not early.
• 48:40
  Speaker A: I don't think I'm ever late.
• 48:41
  Speaker B: Maybe neither.
• 48:42
  Speaker A: Maybe two, three mints.
• 48:44
  Speaker B: No, she was really. People got here before you.
• 48:47
  Speaker A: Yeah, they did.
• 48:48
  Speaker B: They did.
• 48:48
  Speaker A: They did. They did.
• 48:51
  Speaker B: They did. Okay, who acts like they have unlimited Dunkin money?
• 48:56
  Speaker A: You love Dunkin. You love Dunkin'. Where are you? I'm at Dunkin', getting Bagel bites with cream cheese. All right, Just kill your kids while you're at it. Holy shit. Holy shit. Yeah. Again.
• 49:08
  Speaker B: Emily runs on Duncan. Literally. Dom doesn't drink coffee anymore.
• 49:13
  Speaker A: I don't decaf. Five months.
• 49:15
  Speaker B: I'm so good.
• 49:16
  Speaker A: You know?
• 49:17
  Speaker B: Yep.
• 49:18
  Speaker A: Okay. Remember, it's. Who did. Who would do this? Understood. Who would send a risky text and immediately throw their phone? I agree. I agree. Torture. Oh, no. But I. I understand.
• 49:33
  Speaker B: I will always throw my phone if it's anything a little bit scary.
• 49:35
  Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah, I guess. You would do it more than I would. Okay.
• 49:38
  Speaker B: You don't care.
• 49:39
  Speaker A: I don't. I don't care.
• 49:40
  Speaker B: You're right. You.
• 49:43
  Speaker A: I would. I would. I would. I would. You're right.
• 49:45
  Speaker B: She amazes me because she's, like, not embarrassed. And, like, she does. I'm, like. I'm embarrassed for you.
• 49:50
  Speaker A: Yeah, you are. You do say that a lot.
• 49:52
  Speaker B: Because, like, I'm normal.
• 49:53
  Speaker A: Yeah, we know. Okay. Who would let their kid eat snacks off the floor and call it building immunity? I'd rather pass away. Thank God we knew that answer. Okay. Who would lose their keys in the car but not care because the car still starts?
• 50:16
  Speaker B: I think.
• 50:17
  Speaker A: I honestly think it would be me.
• 50:19
  Speaker B: So it's very interesting that Dom is actually little bit typey in that way, but. But I have done that a million times.
• 50:26
  Speaker A: Yeah, I think it'll be me. I think that's the right answer. Me. Good job, you guys. Okay. Who would give in to their husband sexually, even when they're not in the mood? But don't look at me, because it ain't me. It ain't me. You don't gotta raise my card. No, not me. Not in the mood. Don't look, don't touch, don't sniff. Cause it ain't gonna be. She goes. I Can't think about you. Okay. I can't think about myself in that way. Okay, who would. Who is allergic to air? I feel like you guys don't believe in allergies.
• 51:10
  Speaker B: What?
• 51:10
  Speaker A: No, I don't, but I. The pollution out there is bad for me. Don't listen to the pollution. Good job, Mandy. She goes to pollution's best for me. No, she's actually. You're right. Cause I did say allergies. I don't believe in allergies. You're right. We worded this very off. But you know what? Fair is fair. It's fine. It's okay. Who spends money like it's fake? Go ahead, raise the cards. Up we now. Oh, argue, argue. See, it's not just me around this neck of the woods.
• 51:41
  Speaker B: The trees.
• 51:43
  Speaker A: Okay, who is a one and done content shooter? All right, we worded this incorrectly. Like, who wants it one and done? Who could do it one and done? Who could do it one and done? I don't know. No, you caught me taking multiple takes. I know. I'm embarrassed. Esther. I did. I did the same scene. I had to get it perfect. You know? No girls in the back. No. Okay, I'm being clocked right now. I'm totally being clocked. Okay, who. Oh, God, I don't even want to say this word. Do I have to do this one who is terrified to. You know what? Barf. Yeah. I can't believe you even wrote that on this sheet. I have. I'm traumatized. Definitely me. Okay, who is. Who. Stop. Who is scared of literally nothing and everything at the same time? Time we know. I'm scared.
• 52:41
  Speaker B: I'm so scared.
• 52:42
  Speaker A: So. I mean, she said the word scared like, 15 times already. Okay, who Password to life?
• 52:48
  Speaker B: Don't tell people, because then they'll know literally. Password is I'm scared.
• 52:53
  Speaker A: Wait, her password? Like, you know how you have passwords in life? Her password is I'm scared to everything. So if you need to get into anything, that's what it is. Which is crazy.
• 53:02
  Speaker C: Nothing to take in her name. So.
• 53:03
  Speaker B: Well, it's either that or vagina torture 24.
• 53:05
  Speaker C: 7.
• 53:09
  Speaker A: I literally. She's not following any of the rules. I know. I know. Not following the rules. Who would. Who would spiral over nothing and convince themselves it's something guilty? Wait, am I known for this or something? Freaking out.
• 53:23
  Speaker B: Is this a revelation?
• 53:24
  Speaker A: Yeah, like, people know this, and I just don't know who accidentally overshares something way too personal. Personal. I don't know. I'm an oversharer, too. Both double Double. You think I'm over share. I do share a lot. I gotta stop doing that. It's not. I do it on purpose, probably. Okay. This is a good one. Whose phone is always at 1%, even when they're out alone walking the baby. Whose phone is always on 1%? No. Yeah. Me.
• 53:57
  Speaker B: Oh.
• 53:57
  Speaker A: It's actually on 1% as we speak. If I'm on a opposite. No, it's. You would think the opposite, but it's not the opposite. That's. Yeah, but it's always charged. That's why I think I'm type C, you know? All right. Great job. That was fun. Yay. One more round.
• 54:16
  Speaker B: Who loses their patience more at bedtime?
• 54:20
  Speaker A: Think hard about this.
• 54:22
  Speaker B: I knew Val was going to say, get your kid.
• 54:26
  Speaker A: Who do you think it is? I think it's Emily because she has three kids. But honestly, I had apologized to my son. Yeah. And I don't have.
• 54:35
  Speaker B: You know, there's no right answer. But, like, you should see me at the end of the day. I, I.
• 54:40
  Speaker A: Sometimes they're both of us.
• 54:42
  Speaker B: Yeah. Okay. Who's most likely to lose their phone? This is so crazy. But Dom loses her phone more than I do. She does.
• 54:56
  Speaker A: Something's happening to me right in front of you. I'm changing.
• 55:02
  Speaker B: Okay. Who is more dramatic when they're sick?
• 55:05
  Speaker A: All right, guys, relax. Wait, can I just. Can I just say I had a little bit of a.
• 55:13
  Speaker B: You can say whatever you want.
• 55:14
  Speaker A: Last week. I had a stuffy nose last night. Wednesday, so it was a week and a half ago.
• 55:19
  Speaker B: I thought the show was.
• 55:20
  Speaker A: I'm telling the story.
• 55:21
  Speaker B: I thought the show was canceled. I'm going.
• 55:22
  Speaker A: I have a stuff. Who knows? Can't come. Can't come to the show. It's last week. I can't come. I sound better, though, Don't I sound great, Honey.
• 55:30
  Speaker B: Thank you.
• 55:31
  Speaker A: What? Sister has to say something.
• 55:34
  Speaker B: She had a stuffy nose on Wednesday and she texted me and asked me, do you know an allergist? No, you didn't.
• 55:40
  Speaker A: I did a Nate texted vow, too.
• 55:41
  Speaker B: You're a vow.
• 55:42
  Speaker A: Wait. That's so funny. I did.
• 55:44
  Speaker B: You're a psycho.
• 55:45
  Speaker A: I know. It's fine. Yeah.
• 55:47
  Speaker B: Okay. Who has the most mom guilt?
• 55:50
  Speaker A: Oh, I agree. I agree.
• 55:54
  Speaker B: I've been. You agree with Sal?
• 55:57
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 55:58
  Speaker B: So, like, I. I had the worst mom guilt when I just brought Vienna and Rocco to see Santa Claus and not Joe.
• 56:06
  Speaker A: Santa Claus was in December.
• 56:07
  Speaker B: No, that was mom guilt. Like, I was, like, missing a kid.
• 56:10
  Speaker A: I have mom guilt right now.
• 56:12
  Speaker B: Well. Cause you're away from your Kid a lot. Yeah,
• 56:18
  Speaker A: imagine. Imagine. Can you imagine? Yes. I got these three in my corner.
• 56:23
  Speaker B: Sorry. You have a very busy life.
• 56:24
  Speaker A: And what do you do?
• 56:26
  Speaker B: I'm just here.
• 56:29
  Speaker A: All right, go ahead. Next question.
• 56:30
  Speaker B: Watching your kids pay me.
• 56:33
  Speaker A: I know. Don't ask me as husband Mike.
• 56:36
  Speaker B: 45 an hour just to watch your kid.
• 56:40
  Speaker A: Yeah. All right.
• 56:41
  Speaker B: Put me on the payroll.
• 56:42
  Speaker A: Yeah, payroll. Okay. Right now.
• 56:45
  Speaker B: Who? All right. Ready? You guys, this is tricky. Who is delayed solids way too long because they were so scared of choking? No, that was Emily. No, it was me.
• 56:58
  Speaker A: I was also a freak.
• 56:59
  Speaker B: No, no, you cut. You cut. You cut the pieces. Really? Really? Yeah.
• 57:04
  Speaker A: Fun of for cutting.
• 57:05
  Speaker B: I just didn't give the food.
• 57:07
  Speaker A: Oh, you just starved your children. Couldn't be me. No, it was not. It wasn't discussed on the pod.
• 57:14
  Speaker B: No, no. This all this isn't always discussed.
• 57:17
  Speaker A: Yeah, we're valid listeners.
• 57:19
  Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no. Dom fed her kid. I didn't because I didn't want them to change.
• 57:24
  Speaker A: I remember like Gio was like six months. You still didn't feed Rocco yet. And he's like seven months older than. You know.
• 57:28
  Speaker B: I know. I actually, I still don't feed him. All right, who has called poison control cuz of one of their kids?
• 57:38
  Speaker A: No, S knows. S knows.
• 57:41
  Speaker B: No, who's called.
• 57:44
  Speaker A: It was. Good job, S. Good job, S. Val wants to be clocked. Emily's daughter got into the cleaning products
• 57:53
  Speaker B: and put core on accident made have drank Clorox bleach. But it's fine. We're still here.
• 58:00
  Speaker A: Take it.
• 58:04
  Speaker B: Whose husband is hotter?
• 58:06
  Speaker A: Wow. You can. You guys are w. You guys are wins. No, Yeah, I would say Joey.
• 58:23
  Speaker B: Okay, who's more likely? Okay, ready?
• 58:27
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 58:28
  Speaker B: Who put their baby in the car seat without turning it and buckling it? So I'm talking about a rotating seat. They put their baby in the car seat and didn't turn it or buckle the seat and drove away. And drove away.
• 58:46
  Speaker A: Never me. Never me.
• 58:48
  Speaker B: To the grave, baby.
• 58:49
  Speaker A: Never me. See, they thought it was you. It was. It was a fight. I know. I would never. You weren't supposed to tell anybody. Guys, it was two seconds and it was. And then I pulled over and all of a sudden he's like this side window. Because he was facing the window.
• 59:13
  Speaker B: Oh, my God.
• 59:14
  Speaker A: Are you sideways with no pukalot. But you know what? The dog was doing weird shit and he threw something out of the car. I got distracted. I swear to God, it didn't. Yeah, he was excited again. Sight again. It was me. You guys. No, I. I Can't sleep at night still.
• 59:29
  Speaker B: You're fine.
• 59:30
  Speaker A: You ever have one of those moments, though, as a mom where, like, you're like, you can't believe that just happened to you.
• 59:36
  Speaker B: She goes, m. You're not gonna believe what I did. No, no, I believe it.
• 59:39
  Speaker A: They had her FaceTime.
• 59:40
  Speaker B: She goes, I can't. She didn't me tell me.
• 59:42
  Speaker A: I didn't tell you.
• 59:42
  Speaker B: She didn't tell me for three weeks.
• 59:44
  Speaker A: I cannot believe I did that. I swear to God.
• 59:46
  Speaker B: Sometimes mine just sound way worse. Oh.
• 59:49
  Speaker A: I mean, yeah, your daughter drank Clorox. So. Yeah, literally. Okay, go.
• 59:55
  Speaker B: Who is barely surviving by 5pm at night, usually.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker A: Well, obviously I appreciate it. SA. I'm not surviving. I'm not surviving.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker B: Okay, next round, pick your people.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker A: Okay, last round. Who wants to play? Okay, who floor who flirts more with their husband? Guys.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker D: What?
• 1:00:21
  Speaker A: I absolutely flirt more with my husband.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker B: I love that. That's so funny. Oh, you should be nicer.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker A: You guys. I flirt. I'm sorry. Okay, who says not tonight. The most out of us two. Don't sniff, don't touch, don't look. You know, the whole thing. Who actually plans date nights versus who just talks about it? Who plans a date night? Thank you so much. And who just talks about it? And gotta be in cozy. And who just talks about it? Yep. Okay, who is more likely to send a nude during the day? You know, mama, you know I did that yesterday. You did what yesterday?
• 1:01:14
  Speaker B: I sent a nude yesterday. Do you know what he did?
• 1:01:16
  Speaker A: What?
• 1:01:17
  Speaker B: He said it took 20 seconds. I'll be right up.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker A: He was.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker B: Wow. He was watching the Yankees.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker A: He was watching the Yankees and he came right up. Yeah, I love that. Honey, you make me look like. By the way, 20 years later we're getting nudes. Okay. Oh, this is funny. Who gets the ick faster over something small?
• 1:01:46
  Speaker B: Oh, they know you.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker A: They do. They do. They know ick at all times.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker B: I hate that word. More than likely,
• 1:01:56
  Speaker A: I have an ick right now. Okay, who is more dramatic when it. When they don't feel appreciated? You are setting me up to fail. I didn't read any of these. This over here, she does the games. I trust my co host. Meanwhile, police are being called and I'm a bad wife. So here we go. All right, last one.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker B: Who knew?
• 1:02:19
  Speaker A: I mean, you did this. All this is all me. Who needs more attention? Go ahead.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker B: I also need.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker A: Do you. You can give a fuck less if you got attention. You send a nude, I'll be right up. I'm fucked. I'm fucked.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker B: Okay. Final round.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker A: All right. You guys did so good. That was so good.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker B: Michael and Joey get dragged messes up here.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker A: All right.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker B: In the relationship, like our relationships. Who thinks they're the hotter one in the relationship? My husband is way hotter than me. And you think you're hotter than your husband?
• 1:03:00
  Speaker A: Yes, you do. That's why we should be together.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker B: Okay. All right. Who would win in a fight?
• 1:03:08
  Speaker A: Oh, fist fight.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker B: Well, first. All right. No fist fight. We're gonna.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker A: Yeah. You destroyed your. Oh, no, I think right now. Game time.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker A: Emily. My friends can attest to this. Who will win the fight? You've seen it firsthand, okay?
• 1:03:24
  Speaker B: I've never punched anyone before. I'm classy. I would. I taught your kid how to play dead.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker A: Did you? She told him how to play dead, hun.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker B: Yeah, in a scenario when someone's trying to kidnap you, just play dead so they don't want you.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker A: I posted a video saying that I was. I ran upstairs to switch the laundry. Okay? I'm not a bad mom, you guys. I swear to God, I don't leave my kid in the car. I ran upstairs to switch my laundry. He was independently playing. And I didn't hear him. I was like, jay, are you ready to go? And I run back downstairs. He's playing dead. He's arms out, face side arms like this. And now my biggest nightmare is him full and cracking his head open, like, passing out while I'm upstairs. He's like this. I'm like. I pick his arms up and he's like, I want to lay down. I'm like, are you playing dead?
• 1:04:13
  Speaker B: I'm teaching him technique.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker A: Played. Taught him how to play dead.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker C: He goes under the changing table and plays dead. My boy, he'll be dead silent, dead stiff.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker A: And it won't take a thing for 10 minutes. 10 minutes. That's good. No, he's a school smart guy.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker B: Smart guy.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker A: Awesome.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker C: Scary as.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker A: No, it is. It's so scary.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker B: Okay, go ahead. Who would survive being single longer?
• 1:04:38
  Speaker C: What's that?
• 1:04:38
  Speaker B: Who would survive being single longer?
• 1:04:42
  Speaker C: Single longer?
• 1:04:43
  Speaker B: Yeah. Like, just being single.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker C: She's never been single in her life.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker A: I don't have. You would know to do it. She be like, what name is meh?
• 1:04:55
  Speaker C: I was like, me or Joey? And I was like, oh, wait, this
• 1:04:57
  Speaker A: is not me or Joey.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker B: This is us. Okay.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker A: Who.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker B: Who would miss their husband more on a girls trip?
• 1:05:04
  Speaker A: Oh, forget it.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker B: Who?
• 1:05:07
  Speaker A: I don't know.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker B: I wouldn't.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker A: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker B: I'm on a girls trip. I'm in Mexico? I'm not thinking about it.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker A: Is her husband more on a girls trip?
• 1:05:18
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker A: You.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker B: You think I wouldn't think about him for one second?
• 1:05:29
  Speaker C: You just need me for, like, wine and food advice.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker B: All right, who's more likely to go through their husband's phone?
• 1:05:37
  Speaker A: All right, let's off.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker B: I love this game, but I swear
• 1:05:41
  Speaker A: to God, you did nothing to save me in this game.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker B: I did it just like. It. It's. It's just like the truth.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker A: But I will, so I will.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker B: Okay.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker C: Besides me and Joey sending news to
• 1:05:55
  Speaker B: each other, who says. Who would say this? Like, do whatever you want, but, like, that's not going to. It's not good.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker C: Oh, you really did say no.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker B: I would say that too. Who would.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker A: No,
• 1:06:10
  Speaker B: who would say do whatever you want, but, like, like don't mean it?
• 1:06:15
  Speaker C: You give me that a decent amount.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker A: Yeah, like, I would never say, do whatever you want. I'm saying you're doing this.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker B: Oh, okay. So who would say do whatever you want, but, like, whatever.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker A: But I'm watching.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker B: I'm watching you. Okay, who has the. I slipped. Who has the crazier search history on their phone?
• 1:06:35
  Speaker A: I mean.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker C: I mean, what we talking about? Like, sex or poop?
• 1:06:42
  Speaker A: Is anybody on my side here?
• 1:06:44
  Speaker B: Is my chicken raw?
• 1:06:48
  Speaker A: It could be both.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker B: It could be both.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker C: Definitely both ways.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker B: All right. Who would survive more in prison?
• 1:06:56
  Speaker A: Dogs. That's right, baby. Look at it.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker B: What? I feel like I would. I would find a nice little carpet muncher and be fine.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker A: Cover muncher. Are you kidding?
• 1:07:10
  Speaker C: You would. You would
• 1:07:14
  Speaker B: figure it out. Google it.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker A: Google that.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker B: Ask chat.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker A: I want to do that. I would just. I don't know what I would do, but I would survive. You would. What would you do? Survive. You would try and throw south ball
• 1:07:27
  Speaker B: and then you'd be done.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker A: No, I wouldn't fight. I would just put on a show for everybody. Everybody want to watch me. And then I would have to stay.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker B: Everyone would hate her.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker A: It's like a game. It's like a game. In prison, you be in solitary.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker C: You'd be in solitary, like, day. You'd survive. You just wouldn't really having a good time.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker A: Wait.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker C: Somebody you're in the.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker B: She would freak out. In prison, no one washes their hands. No one does any of that. There's no organic.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker A: I adapt.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker B: Adapt.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker A: I do.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker B: I adapt.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker A: If I had to be a prison girly, I'd be a prison girl.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker C: I'm still holding up.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker B: I agree. You'd be a hot prison girl, but, like, you can't, like, pick out your outfit.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker A: It's fine.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker B: I like.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker A: I like.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker B: You're wearing orange. He's got you. He's got you. Okay, all right.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker A: Who.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker B: Who would last more on a. A reality television show?
• 1:08:15
  Speaker C: Oh, come on.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker A: Seriously?
• 1:08:17
  Speaker B: Oh, my God. My husband has my back.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker A: He wouldn't even make it to audition.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker B: Joey said me.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker A: Yeah, well, he's lying. People trying. He's trying to get laid. He's literally trying to get laid.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker B: Okay, all right, all right. Who thinks that they. Who thinks they are funnier? Yeah. Do you see the cards? Yeah.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker A: Like, seriously thinks they're funny?
• 1:08:41
  Speaker B: Yeah. Who thinks they're funnier? Who's funnier? No, no, no, no, no, no. Who thinks they're funnier first?
• 1:08:47
  Speaker A: I mean, I'm definitely funny.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker B: She's funny.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker A: Who thinks they're funny?
• 1:08:51
  Speaker B: Who thinks they're funnier?
• 1:08:53
  Speaker C: They both think you're funny.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker B: Okay. And this could be a podcast ending thing. Who is funnier?
• 1:09:00
  Speaker A: No, stop.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker B: Thank you. End game. Goodbye.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker A: Okay. There's so much circulating. Yeah. Literally, we're gonna do a little Q and A. Ask us anything that you might have heard on the pot. Anything that you have questions on. No, I don't leave my child in the car without being buckled. Anything you want to know more about us? Anything and everything. Not even just about the pod. Just. We're open to any questions, even about the podcast, like, in general.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker B: Guy in the back.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker A: Oh, we got questions already.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker B: So this question is. So this question is actually for all
• 1:09:39
  Speaker A: the moms in the house who have given birth more than once, because I'm
• 1:09:43
  Speaker B: honestly curious about this as someone who can't get pregnant, and so I'm never gonna know.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker C: And I'm also kind of a hypochondriac.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker B: So my question is, has anyone given birth and then been, like, so scared to get pregnant again and have to
• 1:09:56
  Speaker A: go through birth again, or did you have, like, easy pregnancies? Like, I would honestly like to know that. Yeah.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker B: Any answers?
• 1:10:03
  Speaker A: I'm afraid.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker B: Loved being pregnant.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker A: So my second birth was a little
• 1:10:08
  Speaker B: bit more traumatic than any of my other births. And so when I went into my third birth, I actually felt like it was my first one. I knew nothing.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker A: I was nervous. I was like, I don't know what's gonna happen because my first one was unknown. My second one was a little dramatic. So my third, I felt I was the most nervous, which actually shocked me,
• 1:10:26
  Speaker B: because I would think the opposite.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker A: And it was actually a beautiful birth. Like, it was a textbook.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker B: Yeah, the baby was.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker A: He was.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker B: He's whiny.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker A: Best Idea. So what about your 4 4th birth? Same thing.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker B: That was a C section. Totally different.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker A: That was your only C. So yes.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker B: So they're all different.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker A: But I have to say, my third,
• 1:10:45
  Speaker B: I was the most nervous.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker A: For which I actually almost stopped you, though, from wanting to do it again. Or you were like, I'll figure it out.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker B: No, it didn't stop me.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker A: Love it. There you go. Do you guys have any tips on how to keep the marriage alive after having children? Good question.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker B: I do.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker A: Emily knows. She's like one and done answer. And it's a three letter word. Go ahead.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker B: This is like an underrated. Don't ever underestimate a blow job.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker A: I knew.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker B: No, like, seriously, don't. Just.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker A: I'm not.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker B: No, I'm not talking about like a schedule blow job. Like schedule blowjob, like fiddle dick foreplay. I'm talking like, when your kid is napping, call them up upstairs and be like, I need to change the light bulb. Come here. And then just give one of your sloppy porn star blowjobs to keep it alive.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker A: Okay. Can I sell you mine?
• 1:11:51
  Speaker B: Yeah, sure.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker A: Communication. Oh, thank you.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker B: I communicate too.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker A: No, for real.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker B: All right, no, that's good, that's good. Oh, it's balance. It's all about moderation, right?
• 1:12:09
  Speaker A: But I feel like I talked about this on the pod in a serious note. When you're not getting what you want and then your significant other feels the same way, you're at a hole, right? It's like, I want sex. Okay, well, I want communication. All right, well, I want the dishes done. Okay, well, I want a blow job. So it's like, if you don't communicate that from the jump, that's when the marriage gets at a halt, right? So I felt like I'm gonna be straight up. Like, we struggled a little bit, right? Because my husband just needs to touch me at all times of the day. And I'm like, well, there's dishes in the goddamn sink. So once they're in the dishwasher, we can go do our thing. You know what I mean? But no, on a serious note, I just feel like for me, I mean, she's definitely a little bit more relaxed. I mean, they've been together for 20 years. So it's like, all right, light bulb change, all done. But I feel like, seriously, communication is big. Like, whether it's like, hon, I just need five minutes, hun. I had a bad day, hun. I need some love. Like, you can't imagine reading someone's mind, right? So you can't Predict what they want and what they need. You got to talk about it. So I truly stand 10 toes down on communication.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker C: Who's hun at this point?
• 1:13:20
  Speaker A: There you go.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker C: Who's hun at this point?
• 1:13:24
  Speaker B: We're all hun.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker A: We're all hun.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker B: Everyone call each other hun.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker A: That's a good question, though.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker B: Her kids call everybody.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker A: My son calls me hun. I'll be upstairs. I'll be like, hun upstairs. I'm like, what Hun? All right, next question. Go ahead, Val. This is gonna be a good one.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker B: Yes.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker A: Who is your dream guest on Mama Clock? Wow, I should have prepared this. That's a good question. Who's your dream guest?
• 1:13:57
  Speaker B: I don't know.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker A: No, I know. Literally.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker B: Yeah. My dreams are made. I'm done.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker A: Oh, my God. That's such a good one. No, no, I don't think I know.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker B: Like, who's, like. Who's, like, the most?
• 1:14:13
  Speaker A: Oh, yes.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker B: Jesse James Decker would be my.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker A: Not allowed on the pod.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker B: Sorry. You hate her.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker A: No, I don't hate her.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker B: We're.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker A: We're just in a little bit of a halt.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker B: Why?
• 1:14:23
  Speaker A: She. She just rubs me, you know, the wrong way.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker B: What? She's so hot. She has four kids. She's the hottest husband, but she cries
• 1:14:29
  Speaker A: on camera saying she's too hot, basically. Val. She does.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker B: She ain't wrong.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker A: She ain't. She ain't wrong. We don't need to cry about it. Why are we crying about it?
• 1:14:38
  Speaker B: Wait, I don't know that she does. I really. I just think she's.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker A: That's fair. But we would have to talk about that. So I'm giving my answer, and that's
• 1:14:44
  Speaker B: vetoed it, So I guess that's enough.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker A: I honestly really don't know. Who would be my guest? I don't know, you guys.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker B: Oprah, Oprah.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker A: I love so many people. You know who I would love on the pod? And if you're a tick tock or, you know, this Emily Kaiser. I would love Emily Kaiser on the podcast. If you don't know who Emily Kaiser is, she lost her son to a drowning accident last May, and she has another son that she has to take care of. And she basically just had to continue on with her life. I mean, you have to.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker B: You're a mom.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker A: And she lost her son and to a preventable accident. And I just give her so much credit in life. To even get up out of bed and even speak words is, like, incredible. So I would have her.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker B: And she really talks about it, and
• 1:15:32
  Speaker A: she talks about if you Don't. If you're on TikTok, you should follow her if you're a mom or not. Emily Kaiser. She's a. She's a good listener.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker B: Yeah, she's amazing.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker A: So that was who I would have on. Good question. Obviously, being a mom is a very
• 1:15:45
  Speaker B: important job, but is there a activity or hobby that you'd like to pick up?
• 1:15:51
  Speaker A: Kids get older?
• 1:15:52
  Speaker B: Is it something you'd ever want to share with them? Something that lasts more than golf?
• 1:15:57
  Speaker A: So something that mimics goth? Yeah, that's a good question. Oh, my gosh. You know what? You know what? I. This is. Every one of my friends are gonna laugh at this. I wanna. I wanna pick up drawing like I want to. I want to genuinely learn how to draw.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker B: We are in the right place.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker A: 1, 2, 3, 4. Laughing I knew I want to. I do, I do.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker B: To be fair with you, I recently did pottery with my good friends.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker A: The way I know it's soothing.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker B: The clay felt in my hands.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker A: Like, I like, I want to pick it up. I want to be artistic. I want to be artistic. I would pick up. I want to do that. I want to be creative. What would be yours? What would be yours?
• 1:16:51
  Speaker B: I. I always say that I really want a hobby, but, like, I feel like. Like, I don't know.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker A: No hobby.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker B: No hobby.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker A: All right, that's fine.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker C: You want to be away from your kids as long as.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker A: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker B: Like, I. I don't, but I would like something. But mama clock was like, my getaway.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker A: Well, now it's just J, O B, honey. So J O B. All right. That's a good question. I like that. I will take two more questions. Questions going once, going twice. Who's got one for us?
• 1:17:19
  Speaker B: As aforementioned, I'm a brand new mom
• 1:17:21
  Speaker A: as of like one second ago. Literally. Go, girl. Feel like yourself again. Oh, that's a good one. I will take a page from Emily's book, I think time, but also reminding yourself that everything's temporary. That will help you get to yourself quicker. But it's hard. You lose yourself. But I gotta say, if you want a timeframe, it probably took me, I don't know, a little over a year to feel myself again. Just be patient. Give yourself some grace. And make sure people around you give you grace too. I'm talking like, I don't know where. I'm like, you know.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker B: No, I really agree with that.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker A: Okay.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker B: That time, it's just time and like, learning your new body and learning like
• 1:18:02
  Speaker A: the new you body after kids is hot.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker B: Her tits. Oh, my God. Those Things I've never seen. Beauty.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker A: Love it. That's good. Anything else?
• 1:18:16
  Speaker B: No, I think you answered it well.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker A: All right, last question. Oh, go ahead, Steppers. Last question. Okay, so for someone who suffered postpartum depression, I also feel like I suffered postpartum depression. What were some of the things that, that you did to really get past that?
• 1:18:34
  Speaker B: Maybe Xanax.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker A: Yeah. Maybe a little drug or two. No, that's a good question. And I can answer that because I know you didn't go through that. And let me just start by. There's a spectrum, right? Postpartum, there could be depression, there could be anxiety. There can be just like something you're in your feels. But if anything, it's postpartum in general. Right. I feel like the first thing that helped me was telling somebody. I know it's corny, I know you read it in the books, but I swear to God, as soon as I opened my mouth and I said, I am not well, like, don't wait for someone to tell you, because I kind of waited a little bit too long. You got to tell somebody. And even if you're okay one day and not next, like, oh, I'm fine, you're not, because you felt something. So when you. As soon as you open your mouth and you say something to somebody, they're aware of it. And then, right then and there, you opening your mouth allows you to feel that it's real, you know, it's happening to you. You're not pretending it's not. And then it just kind of gets brushed under the rug and then rug, and then it becomes your whole personality. Right? So I would say, number one is talking to someone. And I'm not saying, go see a therapist, look at your husband, look at one of your friends, look at a random co worker that you feel like you can trust. Right? I feel like just telling somebody that way, One, it'll make them aware and have them check in on you. And two, it allows you to realize it's happening and then doing all the steps after it. Meaning, like, for me, it was finding my purpose again.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker B: Right.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker A: I was in sales, as you know, I. I did well and I had that spotlight. And then I was like, what the fuck am I doing? And I left. But I didn't think, I didn't even. Not that I didn't want to leave. I didn't know if it was the right thing to do, but I did it anyway. And I became a stay at home mom. And I, for instance, for her being a stay at home mom and doesn't make you a bad mom was her purpose. For me, I had to come to the realization that being a stay at home mom wasn't my purpose. I want to be. I want to be the best mom for Gio. That's why I'm doing it. But I needed a different purpose than being a mom. That couldn't be my identity. So that's why I did the podcast. Right. Not everyone's gonna pick up and drop 20 grand on a podcast, but here we are. But just finding no Rob would literally kill me and my husband and Michael.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker A: So I just feel like, no joke, like finding something that makes you happy while being a mom was it for me. And being a mom is a huge accomplishment. I feel fulfilled. But something was missing that was giving me that. That anxiety and that depression, and this was my find. So I feel like, number one, tell somebody. I don't care if it's a whisper, two words, you tell somebody. Secondly, find your purpose. Lastly, surround yourself by people who care. Because when you don't, it makes you worse. And it makes. Makes what you feel worse, your life worse. So step one, tell somebody. Step two, find your purpose. Step three, surround yourself by good people. And I'll drop my mic on that.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker B: And I think that is the whole reason why we started Mama Clock.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker A: Totally.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker B: Because we want to tell the story behind what happens in motherhood.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker B: There's so many things.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker A: There's so many things. And. And just to go over that, like, nobody's alone. Like, you are not alone. It feels like you're alone at. At all times of the day because you physically are, but you're not alone. No matter what you feel. It's not weird. It's not different. I can guarantee somebody, you know or somebody that you talk to is going through the same shit. I promise you. And even not just talking to somebody who has been through shit also helps because you. My biggest thing is relating. I just want someone to relate to me. So I feel like with you, when I talk to you, even though you don't go through the same shit as me, you can relate to me. Right. I mean, there's people in this crowd who's gone through some shit, but. And I haven't. But we can relate because I gone through some shit. I know what it feels like to feel like shit. So I just feel like you're never alone. I really want to say, for the moms and the women who are becoming moms, you're never alone. And if you gotta call me, fucking pick up the phone. And call me. You got my number. So I just feel like, seriously, you gotta surround yourself by really good people that not even go through the same shit as you, but that just relate to you to an extent.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker B: Yes.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker D: If I can add to that.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker A: Oh, we got the CEO in the building. Wait, do you guys know. Do you guys know who this is? Bring him up, bring him up. Get up here. Come here, daddy. Come here, dad. Okay, go.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker B: Absolutely.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker A: Can you tell them who you are real quick?
• 1:23:10
  Speaker B: You wanted us?
• 1:23:11
  Speaker D: Yeah, I wanted the both of them husbands too, but I'm Jacqueline's husband over there. But no, the. The one thing I really wanted to just give you guys a big shout out for was that, you know, this is Q and A time. But like, realistically, it's like I'm sitting. I come home one day and from work, long day. I own a business and my wife has a podcast, adapting Social.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker A: He does. Thank you.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker D: So I come home one day and I come home a little bit early. It's like 2 o' clock and she's got a podcast in the background. The kids are napping. We have a three year old and twin two year olds. So my wife is a saint.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker A: Saint. Get it, girl.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker D: So I come home and I hear Dom's voice in the background, of course, super loud, right? And then I hear am joking. And I'm like, what are you listening to? And anyway, I think the biggest thing that I'm really pumped for you guys about is that like, you know, the impact that like she. She went through a lot of stuff, right, to have many kids and do that stuff and similar to you, like corporate world, to then be a mom, right, so. But she related to you guys both. I love it and it really helped her through her journey. So I guess, you know, number one, thank you for that, right, because you're making me cry at the end of the day. But what I'm really pumped about though is, you know, when you think about like a lot of the challenges that we have in this world, it starts at home. And a lot of people feel like the dynamics, like hearing you guys all talk about like sex lives and this and that and stuff, it's like, yo, like we're all parents and like when the guy comes home from a tough day at work, he's got his shit and we don't understand your all the time. So it's cool to see that interaction though. And I love that you guys got each other's backs. Yeah, it's cool to see that too on the podcast. So anyway, I really appreciate you both, cuz you help my wife.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker A: Love it.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker D: She loves your podcast.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker A: We love you.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker D: And. And she was one who. She put me on. She goes, you got to. You got to get them on your podcast.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker A: And he did. He got us.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker D: I. I slid into the dm.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker A: You did. You slid to the dm.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker D: You should talk. But anyway, cheers to you guys.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker A: Cheers. Thanks, John. Thank you. I will. I love that.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker B: I also just want to add one because we're talking about postpartum and everything for anyone in this room.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker A: Oh, Mike, give her a mic. Run it, baby.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker B: I know it's time, but I just want to say, because I know you guys just had fertility People podcast for people who have experienced infertility and then you get pregnant and then go through that shit.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker B: It's okay to feel that way.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker B: Because you prayed for it for so
• 1:25:51
  Speaker C: long and then you're like, what the
• 1:25:52
  Speaker B: fuck did I do Right? Just want to say that that's okay to feel that way.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker A: Yeah, I love that. Very good. No matter what you think. And I'll end on this. Everything you think in your brain, what you feel, what you. Your brain saying, it's all okay. I don't care if you pop a baby out and you're like, what the fuck did I do to my life? Like, it's okay. It's okay to feel that. I promise you. And I also want to promise you it gets better.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker B: And nobody actually has it together. No matter who or anybody says, yeah, we're all trying to.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker A: And social media is like a real and like a two minute reel, so don't even pay attention to that either.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker B: Yes. Repeat that again.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker A: So, yeah, for real, though, I just feel like I'm really big on. And not to toot my own horn over here. I'm on social media, obviously, and I'm trying to gain a following and stuff, but I'm just trying to be who I am behind the camera and in person. And I'm trying to do a good job at that, to not be a two minute reel for people. I want to be like a lifetime reel. You're just trying to be by my side. I love it. Well, that was really, really good. Thank you for the questions. Any other last minute questions or. We're all good.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker B: We're good.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker A: We're good. No one wants to hear us anymore.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker B: Let's go party.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker A: No, seriously. So. So no.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker B: Our next year. So this was a. This was a celebration of one year of mama clock, which is like amazing.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker A: Amazing. Officially one year mama clock,
• 1:27:16
  Speaker B: but this Next year, we have big plans.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker A: Big plans.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker B: We have adapting social.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker A: We were just picked up by adapting. So for those who don't know, we got production team. We got Rob Shout out.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker B: Our husband, hon, is no longer the editor.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker A: Thank you, honey, but no thank you.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker B: Thank you. Thank you.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker A: Let's do the cake real quick. So before we do our thank yous, we do want to celebrate a year at Mama Clock. So we got a yummy, yummy cake. Let's do it. Are we singing Happy Birthday? So one year, Mama Clock. I love it. Oh, yeah. Pop the champagne because I'm not trusting Emily with that. Okay, we're gonna. That was so good. Yay. Congratulations to us.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker B: All right, make a wish.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker C: Make a wish.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker A: Blow it out. Wait.
• 1:28:04
  Speaker B: Ready? I was gonna blow before you.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker A: One.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker B: Imagine that.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker A: Yay. Okay. Okay. So let's just. I love you. I was just thinking about. We do have some merch out there if you want some Mama Clock merch. We got some sweatshirts, some mugs, some hats to feed. Yeah, no one wants to drop money. But no, seriously, we got some cute stuff online, too, so if you want to check it out on your way out. But we do want to say some thank yous. Thank you to the Art Cafe, Esther and Cory. You guys, this place is sick. They had a vision.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker B: They were like, I mean, look at it. You guys should do a live. Here I go. Excuse me.
• 1:28:46
  Speaker A: We went to a mom meetup we
• 1:28:48
  Speaker B: did here, and they were like. Esther was like, you guys should do a live podcast here. And I was like, excuse me. Don't tell Dom that.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker A: But seriously, this place is sick. It's a coffee shop as well as, like, your kids can do arts and crafts. I mean, it's awesome. Open play. It's great.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker B: They have a lot of classes. Check it out.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker A: Yeah, it's really, really cool. And they're really cool, and they're awesome. We love you. That was all Esther and Cory. And they're cooking. Buffy is banging even their decaf, and Cory's having a baby. I heard. Yeah.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker B: I also want to thank all of our friends and family, which I think is everybody here, and a couple non
• 1:29:37
  Speaker A: and a couple listeners that are listening on their own. Thank you so much. But the one. The friends that came near and far, like, you mean the world to me to do that. I mean, to come over two hours for this is. I can't thank you guys enough. So you guys who did that? I love you guys so much. And the ones who are close, the ex corporate job girlies, the sister in Laws, the moms like, the friends that everybody who say the families. We do. And we're thankful for every single one of you, and especially our husbands. We cannot thank our husbands enough. I mean, they did everything and everything for us, so we love you guys so much.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker B: Joke. You are so supportive of us.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker A: You are.
• 1:30:15
  Speaker B: And we really, truly appreciate it.
• 1:30:16
  Speaker A: Yeah. And obviously, last but not least, adapting Social. For doing our. For filming our production. Yep. And we're so excited for what's to come. Michael Davis. I mean, Dominique Divisio, I love. Was you.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker B: Was it you?
• 1:30:33
  Speaker A: No, I knew it wasn't you. We were on his podcast the other day.
• 1:30:37
  Speaker B: I sent her voice notes.
• 1:30:38
  Speaker A: Dominic Divisio. Okay.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker C: Well, we Recordings are now in the studio.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker A: They are no more at home. Thank God. She always breaking it. Yeah. No longer producers.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker B: We have a group chat. We call him Hun.
• 1:31:01
  Speaker A: Our group chat is Hun is fired. Yeah. So my husband owns a firm and he was editing the whole entire podcast and doing everything under the sun, so. And we got a shout out to our social media manager who once was. She's on maternity leave, but she did a lot of shit for us. Rebecca, we love you and we miss you, and we hope you're doing well.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker B: Shout out to Carly for finding her for us.
• 1:31:22
  Speaker A: Yes. So, anyway, we're heading to Darby in Scotch Plains for some food and drinks. Please join us. And I'm starving, so. And also, if anybody wants the Grandmore cocktails, food or cake, please do so. But thank you so much. We love you. We had so much fun. All right, y'. All, that's the.