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- 0:32Speaker 1: So our lead this hour to begin the festivities, we
- 0:35Speaker 1: start out with a follow up, follow up to a
- 0:37Speaker 1: story we talked about in a previous episode of this show.
- 0:40Speaker 1: We go to Dallas where Cowboys wide receiver George Pickens.
- 0:45Speaker 1: He showed up to work. Isn't that exciting? Eah? People
- 0:50Speaker 1: don't talk about it when you show up to your job. Okay,
- 0:52Speaker 1: I don't really talk about it when I show up
- 0:54Speaker 1: to my job either. But there he was Pickens attending
- 0:57Speaker 1: the Mandatory as he said he would, Mandatory Mini Camp
- 1:00Speaker 1: in beautiful Frisco, Texas. Jerry World. It's right up there
- 1:04Speaker 1: with Disneyland in Magic Mountain, the Big Amusement Parks. I
- 1:09Speaker 1: love that. It's a lot of fun. So they got
- 1:11Speaker 1: roller coasters and TWIRLI things and all that, and they've
- 1:14Speaker 1: got a lot of fried foods. It's great he had skipped,
- 1:18Speaker 1: had skipped, he skipped deed the voluntary ota. So if
- 1:22Speaker 1: you didn't follow this story, perhaps you hadn't hear about it.
- 1:25Speaker 1: We know that Pickens initially was not real pleased with
- 1:29Speaker 1: the franchise tag. Well, now he's singing a much different song.
- 1:32Speaker 1: He expressed that he's perfectly fine with playing out the
- 1:36Speaker 1: twenty twenty six NFL season under the franchise tag. He's
- 1:40Speaker 1: going to have to somehow make do and I don't
- 1:43Speaker 1: really know how he's gonna do it these tough economic times.
- 1:46Speaker 1: Twenty seven point three million fully guaranteed, and he claimed,
- 1:51Speaker 1: of course he's focused on football first, something that's never
- 1:55Speaker 1: been said about George Pickens, that he's focused on football first.
- 1:59Speaker 1: Pickens so the time tested deflection that he's gonna let
- 2:04Speaker 1: his agent worry about that. I guess we have somebody
- 2:06Speaker 1: just to prove I'm not making this up. Here is
- 2:07Speaker 1: George Pickens of the Dallas Cowboys, the franchise player for
- 2:11Speaker 1: America's team, commenting on his situation.
- 2:14Speaker 3: When I just think about the team as the wrong
- 2:15Speaker 3: we could have had, you know, certain stuff just being
- 2:17Speaker 3: in place and could make something bigger. I kind of
- 2:20Speaker 3: think about that and you take that into a part
- 2:22Speaker 3: of a decision to make.
- 2:24Speaker 1: Okay, there was a lot of nothing. You know what.
- 2:26Speaker 1: That was a fluffer dutter, That's what that was. There
- 2:29Speaker 1: was some marshmallow and some peanut butter. That's a fluffer nutter. Yeah.
- 2:32Speaker 1: Oh there's more fluffer nutter. Oh, give me more, give
- 2:34Speaker 1: me more.
- 2:35Speaker 3: Because the game gonna be the game. The money is
- 2:37Speaker 3: kind of tagged to it. You guys, a job off
- 2:40Speaker 3: the job. You just kind of want to do your
- 2:42Speaker 3: job at the best of it.
- 2:43Speaker 1: Yeah. Well he really didn't say anything. That's like drinking
- 2:49Speaker 1: you know, soda or something. There's not just can pop.
- 2:51Speaker 1: There's not a lot in there. Yeah. I'm the same
- 2:54Speaker 1: way like when my bosses, my contract comes up and
- 2:56Speaker 1: I negoesis, I don't do this for the money. Why
- 2:59Speaker 1: would do this for the money? You know, take care
- 3:02Speaker 1: of itself. You know, come on, everyone's well paid unless
- 3:04Speaker 1: they're not. My God. Now, Brian Schottenheimer shotty Brian Schottenheimer,
- 3:09Speaker 1: who's the puppet coach for the Dallas Cowboys. He of
- 3:13Speaker 1: course waxed poetic about Pickens and his commitment to the
- 3:16Speaker 1: team and the super Bowl goal, which is really funny.
- 3:20Speaker 1: The Cowboys are still selling that super Bowl goal after
- 3:23Speaker 1: all these years. You'd think they'd move on to something else,
- 3:26Speaker 1: but they're not. And Shoty noted that Pickens has been golfing. Okay, well,
- 3:32Speaker 1: that's great. He's golfing. Must be nice. You know, people
- 3:36Speaker 1: that golf are either retired or don't really work that hard.
- 3:40Speaker 1: If you work hard, you don't generally have a chance
- 3:42Speaker 1: to golf. And if you do have a chance to golf,
- 3:44Speaker 1: your body is so worn out by the hard labor
- 3:47Speaker 1: you don't feel like golfing. That's generally how that works.
- 3:50Speaker 1: So we'll see what happens here. Bet Pickens, Clemson, you're
- 3:54Speaker 1: not gonna hold out. Of course, he doesn't really have
- 3:56Speaker 1: an option to hold out. He's signed the contract. He
- 3:58Speaker 1: will be a full participant when they to beautiful Oxnard, California,
- 4:02Speaker 1: just north of the Fox Sports radio studio compound here
- 4:05Speaker 1: in Sherman Oaks, just a few miles up the road.
- 4:08Speaker 1: There well a decent drive and that's where they begin
- 4:12Speaker 1: training camp. So that is a good jumping off point.
- 4:14Speaker 1: Let us discuss the question do you believe George Pickson.
- 4:19Speaker 1: We know what he said, and we played a little
- 4:21Speaker 1: bit of it. Do you believe George Pickens is perfectly fine?
- 4:26Speaker 1: He's good with the Dallas Cowboys franchise tax. So I've
- 4:29Speaker 1: got trickle down gatorade and Sherlock Holmes, what up Holmes,
- 4:36Speaker 1: And we'll combine all of these things together. We're gonna
- 4:38Speaker 1: avoid avoid the third rail, my man, avoid the third rail,
- 4:41Speaker 1: all r We're gonna avoid the third rail. So a
- 4:45Speaker 1: to answer the question, is George Pickens perfectly fine with
- 4:48Speaker 1: the situation? Do we believe him? Fat chance? Big fat chance. No,
- 4:56Speaker 1: he's pleased with the tag like some people are pleased.
- 4:59Speaker 1: They claim they want to pay more taxes. Yeah, right, anyway, listen,
- 5:05Speaker 1: right now, Pickens is playing the role. He's a character.
- 5:09Speaker 1: He's doing cosplay. He's playing the role of model employee
- 5:14Speaker 1: of the month. He wants that parking space right in
- 5:16Speaker 1: front of Jerry's world. Of course, it's just temporary. The
- 5:20Speaker 1: cosplay will wear off and the first bad game Pickens
- 5:24Speaker 1: has the first time he skips out on team meetings,
- 5:26Speaker 1: and that will happen. We'll see how that goes. He's
- 5:30Speaker 1: good with the franchise tag. The same way people are
- 5:33Speaker 1: really happy about going to get a root canal. They're like,
- 5:35Speaker 1: oh man, this is great. I'm going to get a
- 5:37Speaker 1: root canal today. Deep down, he knows that this offseason
- 5:43Speaker 1: was the golden opportunity to get that big contract. And
- 5:48Speaker 1: despite the performance that he had on the field, there
- 5:51Speaker 1: were still some questions. And I agree with the Cowboys
- 5:53Speaker 1: not paying George Piggins. But when you look at the
- 5:56Speaker 1: situation and the reason, you would say that he's got
- 6:01Speaker 1: a right to be upset George Pickens financially, because if
- 6:03Speaker 1: you look at it, the reason he was able to
- 6:06Speaker 1: play the way he did last year was because of injury.
- 6:08Speaker 1: Ceedee Lamb, he had injury, he was out and he
- 6:13Speaker 1: got hurt, and so Pickens moved from supporting actor to
- 6:17Speaker 1: the headliner. However, unless lightning strikes the same tree twice
- 6:24Speaker 1: back to back and branch to branch, those numbers are
- 6:28Speaker 1: headed down, down, down, down down. It's just the way
- 6:32Speaker 1: it is.
- 6:33Speaker 4: Right.
- 6:34Speaker 1: Welcome to trickle down football economics that if the guy
- 6:39Speaker 1: ahead of you stays healthy, that means you get fewer targets,
- 6:43Speaker 1: which means you get fewer catches and fewer yards, and
- 6:45Speaker 1: the stats are less and then that means fewer dollars.
- 6:49Speaker 1: And that's how that works. So the Pro Football Reference
- 6:52Speaker 1: page for George Pickens, that Pro Football Reference page is
- 6:57Speaker 1: about to go from the penthouse suite to the economy seating,
- 7:02Speaker 1: and good luck on that. Good luck on that. But
- 7:04Speaker 1: and again, everyone's happy for the most part in June.
- 7:06Speaker 1: It's hard not to be happy in the month of June.
- 7:09Speaker 1: And just send me a text let me know when
- 7:13Speaker 1: we're into like October, if things are still good. Yeah,
- 7:18Speaker 1: Because happiness is generally, if you're a receiver, directly related
- 7:22Speaker 1: to how many catches and yards you have touchdowns and
- 7:26Speaker 1: how many commas you have. You've got a lot of commas,
- 7:28Speaker 1: twenty seven million. It'd be the greatest thing in the
- 7:32Speaker 1: world financially if I got it or you got it,
- 7:35Speaker 1: and so it should be happy. I just I'm skeptical.
- 7:39Speaker 1: I am skeptical. And this feels like a we'll cross
- 7:42Speaker 1: that bridge when we get to its situation where it's
- 7:45Speaker 1: going to pop up. Now we stay in Texas. We
- 7:47Speaker 1: now go to the court system in Texas where Cansau
- 7:53Speaker 1: City Chiefs wide receiver Rashie Rice, the speed racer Rashie Rice,
- 7:59Speaker 1: who almost killed moremultiple people on the streets of Dallas.
- 8:02Speaker 1: That was a little while back. Well, Rashi Rice, who
- 8:05Speaker 1: does not follow any of the safety laws when driving,
- 8:09Speaker 1: it would appear or not most of them. So Rashi
- 8:12Speaker 1: Rice was released from Dallas County jail. He saved thirty
- 8:17Speaker 1: days for a probation violation situation. The sentence all stemming
- 8:24Speaker 1: from Rice's involvement when he went speed racer. I was
- 8:28Speaker 1: back in twenty twenty four. You might remember he was
- 8:32Speaker 1: renting a high end the car and zoom zoom around
- 8:37Speaker 1: the streets of Dallas there and got into an accident
- 8:41Speaker 1: and then just like left the car and walked off
- 8:44Speaker 1: the highway and not my problem, you're hurt, Okay, call
- 8:48Speaker 1: one of those billboard lawyers. Why not knocked yourself out?
- 8:52Speaker 1: Now he had pled guilty to related charges, Rashi Rice,
- 8:57Speaker 1: including racing and causing bodily in which seems like a problem.
- 9:02Speaker 1: The probation violation of the reason he was in jail
- 9:05Speaker 1: was because he couldn't stay away from the weed. The
- 9:08Speaker 1: marijuana and he was hanging out with Mary Jane, and
- 9:12Speaker 1: Mary Jane got him in trouble and so that led
- 9:15Speaker 1: to his booking for a thirty day stay at the
- 9:17Speaker 1: Gray Bar Hotel, all expenses paid. Now pawna his release.
- 9:20Speaker 1: Here's the story. So, Rashi Rice, I don't if he
- 9:22Speaker 1: saw this or not. Even our blind listeners saw. I
- 9:25Speaker 1: think blind Emmett saw it and blind Sea Bass saw it.
- 9:28Speaker 1: So Rashie Rice, he gets out of jail, and there's
- 9:32Speaker 1: a couple of cameras in the waiting room at the
- 9:35Speaker 1: Dallas County Jail like they knew, Hey, he's going to
- 9:37Speaker 1: get out. Let's get a shot of him walking out
- 9:39Speaker 1: of the jail. We'll get an interview. That'll be good. Okay, solid,
- 9:45Speaker 1: thank you, Okay, So how'd that go? So Pan has
- 9:48Speaker 1: released Rice, the Chiefs wide receiver. He spotted the TV
- 9:53Speaker 1: cameras and a bunch of dudes with iPhones because that's
- 9:55Speaker 1: the new paparazzo, the iPhone mob. And so he spotted
- 9:59Speaker 1: these guys, these middle aged dudes with the iPhones out
- 10:02Speaker 1: and one had a TV camera and he saw them
- 10:05Speaker 1: and he thought about, hey, listen, I'm playing for the Chiefs.
- 10:09Speaker 1: This is zone coverage. Iszig here iszag there? I get
- 10:13Speaker 1: to the open field and I'm gone touchdown. Rashie Rice, Yeah,
- 10:19Speaker 1: that's kind of what you did cuz I'm gonna try
- 10:22Speaker 1: to discover it. So he sees the people trying to
- 10:24Speaker 1: get video of him. He then zigs and zags. He
- 10:29Speaker 1: then dashes darts down the street into a waiting suv
- 10:35Speaker 1: and sped away. Zoom zoom. Got out of it. Now.
- 10:39Speaker 1: The video footage went viral on social media, and there
- 10:43Speaker 1: were people grumbling, of course, complaining about the reporters chasing
- 10:48Speaker 1: after Rashie Rise. Oh this is the media. Oh my god,
- 10:52Speaker 1: this is poor Rachie Rise. Boo. All right, question, do
- 10:57Speaker 1: you feel bad? Do you feel bad for Wide Receiver
- 11:01Speaker 1: Rashie Rice, the chiefs Wide Receiver, for having to dodge
- 11:05Speaker 1: a gaggle of reporters leaving the Dallas jail. Yeah, so
- 11:12Speaker 1: anyone that believes that, And I'm skeptical how many people
- 11:15Speaker 1: are realizing that. As you know from listening to the
- 11:18Speaker 1: show in my Fifth Hour podcast, it is the matrix.
- 11:22Speaker 1: It's a hall of mirrors social media. So I'm not
- 11:24Speaker 1: sure what's legit not and I think a lot of
- 11:27Speaker 1: it's just bull crap. However, if you are in that
- 11:30Speaker 1: minority of people that thinking this is not right, poor Rashie, right,
- 11:34Speaker 1: I give you stink gye I'm giving you the stink guy,
- 11:38Speaker 1: is what I'm giving you. Rice did not dodge the media.
- 11:43Speaker 1: He treated them like cones in a combine shuttle drill
- 11:48Speaker 1: is what he did. And honestly, people painting Rice as
- 11:53Speaker 1: the victim, like, what is that mindset? You're not using
- 11:58Speaker 1: a broad brush. You're using a roller brush, is what
- 12:02Speaker 1: you're doing. Jeez, bad boys, bad boys. What you're gonna
- 12:06Speaker 1: do when the camera's chase you? Yeah, how's that gonna go?
- 12:10Speaker 1: So what we saw was the ultimate reverse perp walk.
- 12:16Speaker 1: You know, it's like the police the just in New
- 12:18Speaker 1: York a lot. I don't do it everywhere, but like
- 12:19Speaker 1: in New York, when somebody gets arrested a high profile
- 12:22Speaker 1: they parade them in front of the cameras into the precinct.
- 12:24Speaker 1: It's tradition going way back to the old days in
- 12:27Speaker 1: New York. They do it in Boston a few other places.
- 12:30Speaker 1: And this was like the reverse perp walk for Rashie Rice,
- 12:33Speaker 1: Like he's coming out, same cameras, same chaos, same circus,
- 12:37Speaker 1: just walking out instead of inn of course, he ran,
- 12:40Speaker 1: he didn't walk in this case, and he didn't exactly
- 12:44Speaker 1: look bothered by it. He had In fact, he looked
- 12:47Speaker 1: like a guy who was loving it. He had a
- 12:49Speaker 1: smile on his face, and it appeared he thought for
- 12:52Speaker 1: a moment, he was giving an audition tape to the
- 12:55Speaker 1: people over at Gatorade for a commercial. He was auditioning
- 12:59Speaker 1: for a Gatorade and for rocking that fish eating grin.
- 13:03Speaker 1: And it's like, oh man, this is great. Like he
- 13:05Speaker 1: was like signing autographs instead of leaving jail, and he
- 13:09Speaker 1: was gonzo. And forget the whole debate we've had about
- 13:12Speaker 1: turf versus grass. You've heard that debate, turf versus grass
- 13:16Speaker 1: and all that fund debate. Rice was running a four
- 13:20Speaker 1: to four on concrete sidewalks in Dallas. So that's pretty impressive, right,
- 13:24Speaker 1: That's how the fields used to be in the eighties.
- 13:26Speaker 1: Kids at the Veterans Stadium in Philadelphia and a few
- 13:29Speaker 1: other places, they just had concrete and they put they
- 13:31Speaker 1: put green carpet on top of the concrete, no padding.
- 13:35Speaker 1: And that's how the boys played football back in the day.
- 13:38Speaker 1: And that's why a lot of their brains are scrambled
- 13:39Speaker 1: eggs right now. Yeah, so you know, Andy Reid must
- 13:42Speaker 1: have been watching that good old big ran. Andy Re's
- 13:45Speaker 1: getting his tucks fitted for that big wedding between his
- 13:48Speaker 1: tight end and that singing lady. Anyway, So Andy Reid
- 13:53Speaker 1: he didn't need a medical update because what he saw there,
- 13:56Speaker 1: He watched Rashie Rice hit tops on the streets of Dallas,
- 14:02Speaker 1: and so he's ready for camp. That was his sign,
- 14:06Speaker 1: Rashie Rice letting Andy Reid know and the boys in
- 14:08Speaker 1: Kansas City that he's ready to go. All right. Last
- 14:11Speaker 1: word to the draft, we go what the draft was
- 14:14Speaker 1: at April, you big dummy. Well there's another draft coming up. Now.
- 14:19Speaker 1: We know that Texas Tech quarterback Brendan Soorsby, the gambling man,
- 14:23Speaker 1: Brendan Soorsby, is planning to enter the NFL supplemental Draft.
- 14:27Speaker 1: He's made that official bypassing what would have been his
- 14:30Speaker 1: final year of eligibility and his third different college, Cincinnati, Indiana.
- 14:34Speaker 1: He was going to play at Texas Tech. The ongoing
- 14:37Speaker 1: scuttle butt, which is all about the big My god,
- 14:41Speaker 1: what's going on here with the gambling, the controversy, NCUBLEA
- 14:45Speaker 1: eligibility lawsuits. There's talk that Texas Tech may end up
- 14:50Speaker 1: having to leave the Big twelve as a result of
- 14:52Speaker 1: all of this that happened, even though he's not going
- 14:55Speaker 1: to play there. So Soorsby's old coach at Cincinnati is
- 15:00Speaker 1: old coach there, Scott Saderfield said people from the NFL
- 15:04Speaker 1: have already started reaching out to him about Soorsby, and
- 15:09Speaker 1: so the coach at Cincinnati. His old college coach at Cincinnati,
- 15:13Speaker 1: said he expects an NFL team to give Sorsby an
- 15:16Speaker 1: opportunity despite the many bets that he made on football
- 15:21Speaker 1: and his own team and against his own team and
- 15:24Speaker 1: all of that. All right, So the question NFL teams
- 15:29Speaker 1: already making inquiries about the Texas Tech quarterback Brendan Sorosby,
- 15:36Speaker 1: Are you surprised?
- 15:38Speaker 2: All right?
- 15:39Speaker 1: So on this one, I just shrugged my shoulders. I
- 15:43Speaker 1: just shrugged my shoulders, is what I do. You don't
- 15:45Speaker 1: need to bring in Sherlock Holmes here to see that
- 15:50Speaker 1: much of this reporting is being fed by the It's
- 15:55Speaker 1: like a plant from Camp sorsby the PR people. They're like, hey, listen,
- 15:59Speaker 1: we're gonna make this seem like this guy's really popular.
- 16:02Speaker 1: Why don't we get some dopey bloggers and some social
- 16:06Speaker 1: media influencers. The easy people, the easiest people to pay off.
- 16:09Speaker 1: For social media influencers, they will take money for anything
- 16:13Speaker 1: it's the easiest crowd. Magine if they put actual we
- 16:17Speaker 1: have in radio, we have Paola rules and laws that
- 16:19Speaker 1: we have to follow because DJ's in the sixties and seventies,
- 16:22Speaker 1: we're getting paid to play records. Imagine if they did
- 16:24Speaker 1: that with social media would kill the whole industry. If
- 16:27Speaker 1: like you actually had to disclose legitimately who's paying you
- 16:30Speaker 1: to say stuff, Oh my god, that would be the end.
- 16:33Speaker 1: That would be Anyway, the point of all this is
- 16:35Speaker 1: it just seems and it smells. Yeah, it smells like
- 16:40Speaker 1: a plant. That smells like a plant to me. And
- 16:43Speaker 1: if you believe that, teams are scratching and clawing and
- 16:47Speaker 1: trying to get information, desperately trying to figure out how
- 16:50Speaker 1: to draft this guy. I've got a nice bridge in
- 16:53Speaker 1: Brooklyn that we can put your name on. You can
- 16:56Speaker 1: change the name it which call you. This is class.
- 17:00Speaker 1: It's a pre draft, even for the supplemental draft. Myth
- 17:03Speaker 1: making you inflate the narrative and hope that somebody bites,
- 17:10Speaker 1: that someone believes the bullshoy that you're serving up. And
- 17:14Speaker 1: let's let's be real. Do I doubt that there is
- 17:18Speaker 1: no interest? No, there's obviously some level of interest, But
- 17:21Speaker 1: it's more of it. Its insurance is what it is.
- 17:24Speaker 1: I think of it like insurance where the NFL kicks
- 17:28Speaker 1: every single tire. They go to tire rack, they kick
- 17:31Speaker 1: every tire. Then they go to the parking lot, they
- 17:33Speaker 1: kick the tire, even the bull the ball tires, they
- 17:36Speaker 1: kick them. And this is nothing more than your basic
- 17:39Speaker 1: due diligence dressed up in a talx and pretending it
- 17:43Speaker 1: is a gala is what it is. And nobody's fighting
- 17:46Speaker 1: for the gambling man, like, well, see take a flyer
- 17:50Speaker 1: on him. Maybe you know who cares about a six
- 17:52Speaker 1: round draft pick or something like that. Of course, if
- 17:54Speaker 1: you were a sourceby you'd rather not get drafted and
- 17:56Speaker 1: then just pick the team you want to go to.
- 17:59Speaker 1: And then that's it. And they're just doing their homework,
- 18:04Speaker 1: do I. They're making sure that he's not totally radioactive source.
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- 19:19Speaker 1: So our lead this hour is from baseball. We'll get
- 19:22Speaker 1: back to the commercials in a minute. But our lead
- 19:24Speaker 1: this hour I kid because I care the show's popular.
- 19:33Speaker 1: What do you want me to do? I mean, stop listening.
- 19:35Speaker 1: They'll have no commercials all right. So we go to
- 19:37Speaker 1: Los Angeles, where Kyle Tucker is off to a rough
- 19:41Speaker 1: start for the Doyers, who won a one nothing game
- 19:44Speaker 1: against the Tampa Bay Rays in a random Tuesday night
- 19:49Speaker 1: at the Ravinee. I love when the broadcasters get excited
- 19:52Speaker 1: because the game was less than two hours. The people
- 19:54Speaker 1: that paid money likely wanted the game to go longer,
- 19:57Speaker 1: but the broadcasters have orgasms when these games go so
- 20:00Speaker 1: under two hours. Anyway, it was like the shortest Dodger
- 20:02Speaker 1: game since the early nineties, like ninety two or something
- 20:05Speaker 1: like that. Anyway, So if you didn't see the Kyle
- 20:08Speaker 1: Tucker story, we talked about this in a previous episode
- 20:11Speaker 1: of the show. He has not only been a baseball player,
- 20:13Speaker 1: he's been lousy. Now, if you're polite, you'll say he's inconsistent.
- 20:18Speaker 1: He's on pace for thirteen home runs and eighty seven RBIs,
- 20:23Speaker 1: which is not exactly what you were hoping for when
- 20:26Speaker 1: he got the big contract. Now, when asked about his
- 20:28Speaker 1: pathetic performance for the Doyers so far this year, he
- 20:33Speaker 1: dabbled Kyle Tucker in some self debrecating humor, a little
- 20:38Speaker 1: self deprecation. So if you didn't hear what he said,
- 20:41Speaker 1: perhaps not Kyle Tucker. He spoke about the lack of consistency,
- 20:46Speaker 1: the need for consistency and noting that even good at
- 20:50Speaker 1: bats don't mean much if you can't sustain that over
- 20:55Speaker 1: the long season. He said, quote it can work for
- 20:58Speaker 1: one at bat or two bad something, but just got
- 21:01Speaker 1: to make it consistent. Just got to try and come
- 21:04Speaker 1: back and do that every single time, so he said,
- 21:09Speaker 1: and there was there were some other quotes, but that's
- 21:11Speaker 1: a good jumping off pot. So let us discuss the
- 21:12Speaker 1: question where are you at on the Doyer's outfielder Kyle
- 21:17Speaker 1: Tucker using some i'll say light light self deprecation in
- 21:24Speaker 1: the humor department on his performance for the Dodgers. So
- 21:28Speaker 1: I've got fingerprinted, squeaky floorboard, and flying elephant, and we
- 21:34Speaker 1: will combine all of these things together and we will
- 21:38Speaker 1: say ABC and one two three. That's what we're gonna
- 21:43Speaker 1: do here. So number one, number one, one, one one one. Honestly,
- 21:52Speaker 1: we love it. And if I quit this job and
- 21:55Speaker 1: decide to go into public relations, I will advise the
- 22:00Speaker 1: people that take my counsel that the way to go
- 22:04Speaker 1: is self deprecation. There was a broadcaster in San Francisco
- 22:08Speaker 1: years ago, or Ralph Barbie area, I believe was he
- 22:12Speaker 1: entered every broadcast by saying angels fly because they take
- 22:15Speaker 1: themselves lightly, which is a great quote, not his quote.
- 22:17Speaker 1: He just stole it and used it because that's what
- 22:19Speaker 1: we do in radio. We steal things and use it,
- 22:21Speaker 1: and it's accurate. I believe that Tucker should have leaned
- 22:24Speaker 1: into it more. Of course, it's easy to have self
- 22:26Speaker 1: deprecation when the money's guaranteed. If you know what I mean,
- 22:30Speaker 1: you're not singing for your supper. Your supper is already
- 22:33Speaker 1: paid for. It's like getting on the boat and it's
- 22:36Speaker 1: an all inclusive cruise. Well, everything's already paid for. You
- 22:40Speaker 1: can be a pig pointintintint oint. But self deprecating humor
- 22:46Speaker 1: is the it's at the very top of the humor pyramid.
- 22:50Speaker 2: Uh.
- 22:51Speaker 1: It is self deprecating humor. It's the sports equivalent of
- 22:54Speaker 1: a preemptive strike. And these guys is so full of themselves,
- 22:58Speaker 1: these athletes, they don't know how to do it. Most
- 23:01Speaker 1: of them are not good at it. A few the
- 23:05Speaker 1: greatest would be Charles Barkley. He's fine goofing on himself
- 23:09Speaker 1: and he didn't have a problem with that and all that,
- 23:11Speaker 1: But it is a preemptive strike when you use self
- 23:13Speaker 1: depreciating humor, and Kyle Tucker is doing the one thing
- 23:17Speaker 1: that the struggling jock almost never does, and he's when
- 23:24Speaker 1: you use self deprecation, you get ahead of the criticism.
- 23:27Speaker 1: And these guys are so obtuse a lot of them
- 23:29Speaker 1: they don't understand that, and they every want to admit
- 23:32Speaker 1: that they're bad and they're terrible and all that everyone
- 23:34Speaker 1: sees it. So if you're willing to crack a few
- 23:37Speaker 1: jokes about your own lousy play, then what you have done,
- 23:42Speaker 1: as you have de escalated the opposition, you have taken
- 23:48Speaker 1: away their ammunition, is what you have done. And you
- 23:52Speaker 1: have upset the mob that is carrying the pitchforks and
- 23:56Speaker 1: the torches, because what you have done is you say, okay, well,
- 24:00Speaker 1: if they say you suck, you've already said you suck.
- 24:02Speaker 1: So whooped hee dam doo. And believe me, the mob
- 24:06Speaker 1: is restless. And the Dodgers paid a premium. They thought
- 24:10Speaker 1: they were getting a Kentucky Derby winning thoroughbred, and what
- 24:14Speaker 1: they have gotten is a three legged mule. That is
- 24:18Speaker 1: what they have gotten. Who is pulling a produce cart
- 24:21Speaker 1: with three legs? In fact, mark the full name guy
- 24:24Speaker 1: who's in a wheelchair right now is able to move
- 24:26Speaker 1: more than the mule that the Dodgers got named Kyle Tucker.
- 24:30Speaker 1: At this point, based on just his performance on the field,
- 24:33Speaker 1: Kyle Tucker deserves to be fingerprinted and booked on grand
- 24:38Speaker 1: larceny charges against the Dodgers' payroll and impersonating a good
- 24:45Speaker 1: all star level baseball player. And if you look at
- 24:49Speaker 1: the deal he signed, the highest Kyle Tucker signed the
- 24:52Speaker 1: highest average AAV average annual value deal in baseball and
- 24:58Speaker 1: is currently if you look at his his performance and
- 25:01Speaker 1: how he has played, he is delivering the McDonald's dollar
- 25:05Speaker 1: menu back in the day production and that's what he's
- 25:09Speaker 1: what he's doing. If contracts were based on current production,
- 25:14Speaker 1: Tucker would be getting paid with arcade tokens. Go play
- 25:19Speaker 1: the ski ball. Here's some tokens. Okay, thank you, I'll
- 25:22Speaker 1: go play the ski ball. Why not? And so the
- 25:26Speaker 1: thing is, if you're going to be playing like a
- 25:29Speaker 1: swamp donkey, if you're playing like a swamp donkey, at
- 25:32Speaker 1: least be self aware as a swamp donkey. And Tucker,
- 25:36Speaker 1: he could have gone deeper into it. He gave a
- 25:39Speaker 1: little self deprecation, which we fully support. And again he's
- 25:42Speaker 1: got the guaranteed money. He can opt out if he wants.
- 25:44Speaker 1: That would be funny. That would be really funny if
- 25:46Speaker 1: he opted out, considering the way he's played. All right now,
- 25:48Speaker 1: paytrue to the Bronx, the Boogey down Brox where Aaron
- 25:51Speaker 1: Judge is at and John Carlos Stanton, all these guys
- 25:54Speaker 1: always hurt for the Yankees. However, the Yankees have a
- 25:58Speaker 1: problem with Major League base Ball stepping in. Do you
- 26:01Speaker 1: see this? No? All right, So the Yankees were given
- 26:06Speaker 1: some guidance from the League office on utility man Jose Caballero.
- 26:11Speaker 1: Good name, Jose Caballero. Not a good player, but a
- 26:14Speaker 1: good name. So the pitchclock routine. If you've watched any
- 26:19Speaker 1: of the Yankees, well, this guy's played. You've noticed. Over
- 26:21Speaker 1: the last couple of weeks this has become problematic for
- 26:24Speaker 1: other teams that play the New York Yankees. It has
- 26:26Speaker 1: sparked controversy, which we love and baseball does not, and
- 26:31Speaker 1: particularly in a recent game against the Blue Jays where
- 26:35Speaker 1: Caballero was on the Knatty list of Major League Baseball.
- 26:40Speaker 1: So he apparently must appear alert and engage. This is
- 26:43Speaker 1: from Major League Baseball. He must appear alert and engaged
- 26:45Speaker 1: with the pitcher by the time the pitch clock reaches
- 26:50Speaker 1: eight seconds. Are you keeping track of what I'm saying?
- 26:54Speaker 1: So that when the pitch clock gets down to eight seconds,
- 26:56Speaker 1: you've got to be engaged, all right? You gotta be
- 26:58Speaker 1: alert the peer alert, and the deadline for a batter
- 27:03Speaker 1: to acknowledge the picture is the eight second mark. Now.
- 27:06Speaker 1: Yankees manager Aaron Boone, who's got tenured employment in the
- 27:10Speaker 1: Yankee dugout, Aaron Boone said Major League Baseball emphasized looking
- 27:15Speaker 1: up with plenty of time to be visibly ready, as
- 27:20Speaker 1: some might interpret looking down or late engagement as not
- 27:23Speaker 1: being alert. So that was the memo from baseball, the
- 27:27Speaker 1: guidance to clarify what alertness means. That's exciting. Again, the
- 27:33Speaker 1: core is the eight second deadline. Now, Cavallero, he says, hey, listen,
- 27:38Speaker 1: I'm following the rules. I'm not breaking the rules here.
- 27:42Speaker 1: The batter has until eight seconds on the clock to engage.
- 27:47Speaker 1: And that's what he's doing. He just does all these
- 27:49Speaker 1: gyrations and all this stick and he's got this whole
- 27:54Speaker 1: thing and he's like a throwback. A bunch of players
- 27:57Speaker 1: used to do that kind of crap back when I
- 27:58Speaker 1: was a kid and throwback to that, and he said
- 28:02Speaker 1: that he still needs more clarification from Baseball. Caballero and
- 28:06Speaker 1: he's planned to talk, he was gonna talk to the
- 28:07Speaker 1: umpires about this and all. He refuses to give up
- 28:10Speaker 1: control of the timing to the opposing pitcher. And so
- 28:15Speaker 1: this story is not over yet. The question right, major
- 28:19Speaker 1: League Baseball looking to put the squeeze play the stop
- 28:23Speaker 1: the Yankee Jose Cavallero, his pitchclock shenanigans, his routine around
- 28:28Speaker 1: the pitchclock. How does this land for you? So baseball
- 28:34Speaker 1: in the past, it's a sport that has always rewarded
- 28:37Speaker 1: the pest. Am I wrong on that? I don't believe
- 28:40Speaker 1: I'm wrong on that. That's a sport that has always
- 28:43Speaker 1: approved the player who is annoying like Jose Caballero just
- 28:49Speaker 1: happens to be a modern shot clock, if you will,
- 28:54Speaker 1: because that's kind of what it is at pitchclock, the
- 28:56Speaker 1: pitchclock era agitator. He's playing for the Yankees, and he
- 29:02Speaker 1: can turn a fifteen second timer into psychological warfare. It's
- 29:08Speaker 1: a thriller. It is an absolute thriller. Major League Baseball
- 29:11Speaker 1: created the pitch clock that was Rob Manford's baby, and
- 29:15Speaker 1: Caballero created a loophole for the pitch clock. And he's
- 29:19Speaker 1: the guy. Let me tell you, this guy is Caballero
- 29:21Speaker 1: is the guy who finds the one squeaky floorboard and
- 29:26Speaker 1: then steps on it every single time, every single time,
- 29:31Speaker 1: just to annoy you. It's classic gamesmanship. I'm fine with gamesmanship.
- 29:35Speaker 1: It should be encouraged, not discouraged. You push the edges,
- 29:40Speaker 1: the edges of the rule book to disrupt the pitcher
- 29:44Speaker 1: and give yourself a competitive advantage without actually violating the
- 29:48Speaker 1: letter of the law. Like you know, people say, oh,
- 29:51Speaker 1: you were complaining about the cheating ass one one thousand
- 29:54Speaker 1: and two one thousand holes in Houston, and that is
- 29:58Speaker 1: true because they broke the rules. They were you using
- 30:00Speaker 1: buzzers and trash cans and whistles and all that. That's
- 30:03Speaker 1: not a lot. This is different. And if you don't
- 30:06Speaker 1: understand that, that's a you problem. That's not my problem.
- 30:10Speaker 1: That's a you problem. And so it's gamps of ship.
- 30:13Speaker 1: He sees it as protecting is it bat and the opposition?
- 30:16Speaker 1: And I guess some umpires are like, well, you're stalling.
- 30:19Speaker 1: You're not following the rules the proper way. However, let's
- 30:23Speaker 1: just be real for a second here. If pitchers are
- 30:26Speaker 1: getting rattled by a little deliberate timing by a batter,
- 30:32Speaker 1: that to me is not the rule, is not the
- 30:36Speaker 1: issue here. It's a mental toughness issue. And you've got
- 30:40Speaker 1: a puddle on the mound, is what you got, And
- 30:43Speaker 1: that's the problem there, you know, puddle on the mound,
- 30:47Speaker 1: and that would be the thing. So this is what
- 30:50Speaker 1: mischief makers do. And Cavallero would be that for the
- 30:55Speaker 1: Yankees on the old line, you love him when he's
- 30:57Speaker 1: on your team. You don't like him when he's on
- 30:58Speaker 1: the team on the other team. And I'm certainly not
- 30:59Speaker 1: a fan. I'm not, However, that type of player. I
- 31:05Speaker 1: want more of that. I want my team to have
- 31:07Speaker 1: that type of player, because that's the kind of player
- 31:09Speaker 1: that gets under the skin of the others and those
- 31:10Speaker 1: that are weak minded fall victim to this type of activity.
- 31:14Speaker 1: And then there's apparently a lot of pitchers in the
- 31:16Speaker 1: American League that have have issues in this department, and
- 31:20Speaker 1: so Baseball is looking to stop him. Of course they are,
- 31:23Speaker 1: because people are complaining and he's leaning into it. He's
- 31:26Speaker 1: like well, no, I'm not gonna stop, and then you know,
- 31:29Speaker 1: everyone losing their minds. I can't believe this all right. Now,
- 31:32Speaker 1: that being said, final point, we go to Milwaukee. We
- 31:34Speaker 1: had a star studded debut for.
- 31:36Speaker 6: The brew Crew.
- 31:38Speaker 1: Say what, Yes, the Brewers called up their twenty one
- 31:43Speaker 1: year old shortstop Cooper Pratt, who Cooper Pratt from TRIPAA Nashville.
- 31:49Speaker 1: He made his Major League baseball debut on Tuesday night,
- 31:55Speaker 1: starting at shortstop, batting eighth in a game the Brewer
- 32:00Speaker 1: would win over the team named after a bridge, the Guardians.
- 32:05Speaker 1: So Pratt had three at bats, he went over three.
- 32:08Speaker 1: He had at least one error. When I was watching
- 32:10Speaker 1: this game, had a lot of family there unfortunately that
- 32:13Speaker 1: I think he's from Mississippi, and they were they were
- 32:16Speaker 1: there checking them out. But he went over three with
- 32:18Speaker 1: an error. Now, the reason this debut got attention is
- 32:21Speaker 1: back in April, you might remember, the Brewers signed this
- 32:24Speaker 1: guy site unseen without any big league service time, to
- 32:28Speaker 1: an eight year contract for fifty million dollars. He won
- 32:33Speaker 1: the power Ball with a club option a couple of
- 32:37Speaker 1: years after that. So yeah, we're looking at extra ten
- 32:41Speaker 1: million based on performance. On top of the fifty million
- 32:45Speaker 1: dollar contract. So the question on this one real quick,
- 32:47Speaker 1: what are the odds? What are the odds that Cooper
- 32:50Speaker 1: Pratt becomes a superstar for the Brewers or even a star,
- 32:55Speaker 1: even a star. So based on the number one measure
- 33:00Speaker 1: device in all of overnight talk radio, the Malor Sportsbook odds,
- 33:06Speaker 1: based on the Malar Sportsbook, gods, he has a one
- 33:11Speaker 1: fifty batting average. That's a fifteen percent chance. When it
- 33:14Speaker 1: comes to being a star, and I'm talking legitimate star,
- 33:17Speaker 1: true star in Major League Baseball, meeting multiple All Star games,
- 33:22Speaker 1: starting All Star games, MVP level, season's top tier. The
- 33:27Speaker 1: nerds call it war wins above replacement and all of that.
- 33:32Speaker 1: So that means, if my math is correct, my Malor math,
- 33:35Speaker 1: and it's always correct, that means that there's an eighty
- 33:37Speaker 1: five percent chance that Cooper Pratt does not reach that
- 33:42Speaker 1: upper tier and insteadland somewhere between solid regular and nice
- 33:49Speaker 1: player who never becomes the face of anything. That is
- 33:54Speaker 1: the overwhelming favorite. That's the overwhelming favorite. Here. The Brewers
- 33:59Speaker 1: are paying an absolute premium, and this has become in vogue.
- 34:02Speaker 1: They're paying a premium for a trip to Fantasy Land,
- 34:06Speaker 1: and they're riding dumbos. Flying elephant is what they're doing,
- 34:11Speaker 1: round and round and round. Then they're gonna go to
- 34:13Speaker 1: Peter Pan's thing over there. They're gonna do that next.
- 34:15Speaker 1: But they're fifty million dollars. This is all in vogue
- 34:17Speaker 1: now and baseball a bunch of teams are doing it.
- 34:18Speaker 1: They're like, oh, cost certainty, we're betting this guy's gonna
- 34:21Speaker 1: We're gonna bet a little relatively speaking, because then this
- 34:24Speaker 1: guy turns out to be an all star and as
- 34:26Speaker 1: good as in a face of the franchise guy. Fifty
- 34:28Speaker 1: million dollars in that sport is peanuts. So they're betting
- 34:32Speaker 1: fifty million dollars that they're right, he's gonna become good
- 34:35Speaker 1: over the next eight years. It's an analytical bet, is
- 34:38Speaker 1: what it is. They didn't buy a star. What they
- 34:41Speaker 1: did is they they bought hope wholesale. Wholesale hope is
- 34:45Speaker 1: what the brew crew bought in baseball using this back
- 34:50Speaker 1: in the old days, it was a situation. They rewarded production.
- 34:54Speaker 1: You had a big year, you got paid. Now you
- 34:57Speaker 1: get paid on a projection. Some algorithms spits out that
- 35:02Speaker 1: you're going to be good for the next seven or
- 35:03Speaker 1: eight years. Let's pay the guy so you're rewarded not
- 35:07Speaker 1: on what you actually do. And I'm always skeptical of
- 35:09Speaker 1: these guys that take the big contracts and don't bet
- 35:12Speaker 1: on themselves. Not that I wouldn't do the same thing.
- 35:15Speaker 1: I'm just skeptical of the mindset and how motivated they're
- 35:18Speaker 1: going to be throughout their career because they've already gotten
- 35:22Speaker 1: the forever money. With proper investment, you never have to
- 35:25Speaker 1: work again. And so this is what happens when the
- 35:28Speaker 1: nerds have taken over, hostile takeover by the nerds of baseball.
- 35:31Speaker 1: They fall in love with projections. They forget about the
- 35:34Speaker 1: reality that life gets in the way. You get older,
- 35:38Speaker 1: you have family responsibilities, and you've got relatives that start
- 35:43Speaker 1: getting older, they drop dead. You got to deal with
- 35:45Speaker 1: all that crap called life, and your performance often falls off,
- 35:48Speaker 1: and they just don't factor that in to the equation.
- 35:51Speaker 1: So do me a favorite text me. I want you
- 35:53Speaker 1: to text me my friends in Wisconsin, my brother, he
- 35:56Speaker 1: didn't listen, he's an appletont just send me a text there.
- 35:59Speaker 1: When this guy starts, it's actually hitting and dominating major
- 36:03Speaker 1: League Baseball pitching, let me know when that happened until then,
- 36:06Speaker 1: he's got a chance to be average. And that's it,
- 36:10Speaker 1: and it's just spreadsheet fiction.
- 36:13Speaker 2: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller
- 36:15Speaker 2: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
- 36:18Speaker 1: Here we go, It's mallar. How about that?
- 36:21Speaker 6: To the third degree? This is one big.
- 36:26Speaker 1: Ben gets grilled Cooblo.
- 36:28Speaker 4: Calvin Johnson said in an interview on Monday that it's
- 36:31Speaker 4: only a matter of time until someone breaks his single
- 36:33Speaker 4: season receiving record. He said there's no doubt it'll happen
- 36:36Speaker 4: when the NFL goes to eighteen games, Ben, do you
- 36:38Speaker 4: think it'll happen before then?
- 36:40Speaker 1: Yeah, We've come real close. Cooper Cup came the closest
- 36:44Speaker 1: to breaking Calvin Johnson's record with the Rams a couple
- 36:46Speaker 1: years ago. Justin Jefferson had a monster year a few
- 36:50Speaker 1: years ago with the Vikings. Yeah, I mean, I agree
- 36:52Speaker 1: with him. I think it's inevitable it's going to be broken,
- 36:54Speaker 1: but it is seventeen games instead of sixty.
- 36:56Speaker 4: Next forty nine Ers fullback Kyle Yustchek said that the
- 37:00Speaker 4: Niners are being overlooked, but he likes it that way, saying,
- 37:02Speaker 4: if people want to forget about us. That's fantastic, Ben.
- 37:05Speaker 4: Are the forty nine ers being overlooked as contenders?
- 37:07Speaker 1: No, they're not a real contender, So they're getting the
- 37:09Speaker 1: attention they want. I will promise you, though, Koper Loop,
- 37:12Speaker 1: should the Niners outperform expectations, the same, Kyle check will say,
- 37:16Speaker 1: nobody thought we could do it, Nobody believed in us.
- 37:24Speaker 1: That's my Kyle. You checked impersonations that I couldn't even
- 37:27Speaker 1: tell it with you. Thank you.
- 37:29Speaker 4: It was reported this week that the Celtics are quote
- 37:31Speaker 4: running the risk of alienating Jalen Brown by shopping him
- 37:34Speaker 4: in trade talks.
- 37:35Speaker 1: God forbid.
- 37:36Speaker 4: If something doesn't materialize, Brown could ask for a trade himself.
- 37:39Speaker 1: Oh no, Ben, do you think it's going to come
- 37:41Speaker 1: down to that. All indicators are the Celtics are looking
- 37:45Speaker 1: to trade anybody and everybody other than Jason Tait and
- 37:48Speaker 1: my moles in Boston. That's what they're talking about. They
- 37:51Speaker 1: want to reshuffle everything. There's an ownership change coming to
- 37:55Speaker 1: the Celtics and which is taking place kind of a
- 37:58Speaker 1: slow transition in there. So yeah, I would be surprised
- 38:02Speaker 1: if Jaylen Brown's on the Celtics next year. I'm concerned
- 38:05Speaker 1: he might end up on my clippers. I think not
- 38:07Speaker 1: a bad player, but I don't know. He's got just
- 38:10Speaker 1: got one hand, not too Hey, how do we do coobolo?
- 38:13Speaker 1: You pass? They win, chick.
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- 38:35Speaker 6: Exciting new she wants to talk to you, great tramise.
- 39:04Speaker 1: That's the rumor.
- 39:06Speaker 7: I hope you guys are having love and love luck
- 39:08Speaker 7: in your love life, love in your luck life.
- 39:10Speaker 1: I don't know, easy for use or not. Yeah, all right,
- 39:14Speaker 1: are you ready for questions?
- 39:16Speaker 6: Yes?
- 39:16Speaker 1: All right, it's very exciting here we have actual questions
- 39:19Speaker 1: from actual listeners. JT. The Wiman writes, and he says,
- 39:23Speaker 1: if the man grills the food for dinner, is it
- 39:26Speaker 1: fair to assume that the woman should be the dish
- 39:30Speaker 1: do the dishes after dinner?
- 39:34Speaker 6: Well?
- 39:35Speaker 7: I do like the tit for tat mentality on that,
- 39:38Speaker 7: but usually the females also making side dishes and doing
- 39:42Speaker 7: other things too. I like the group activity all around,
- 39:45Speaker 7: even grilling together, like let me get you a beer
- 39:48Speaker 7: while you're grilling. You know it can all be a
- 39:50Speaker 7: group activity.
- 39:51Speaker 1: Well, I am the dishwasher at the Malord Manchion. It
- 39:53Speaker 1: is a I also cook a lot. You have a
- 39:55Speaker 1: washing machine too, Well, let's call the dish washer. My
- 39:58Speaker 1: mind's broken right now, there's more on that. It was
- 40:01Speaker 1: fixed and then it broke again, so it's a bit
- 40:03Speaker 1: of a problem.
- 40:03Speaker 7: You're doing manual hand washing, yes, which is really apporting.
- 40:06Speaker 7: Now do you do it because you're more meticulous and
- 40:09Speaker 7: you like it done a certain way?
- 40:11Speaker 4: Yes?
- 40:11Speaker 1: Yes. The reason I did it is because I used
- 40:13Speaker 1: to My wife used to do the dishes, and then
- 40:16Speaker 1: I one time looked in the dishwasher at the bottom
- 40:18Speaker 1: there were pieces of spaghetti and peas and macaroni and
- 40:21Speaker 1: it made me. It made me disgust it. So I
- 40:24Speaker 1: was like, all right, I better do that. I'll do it. Yeah,
- 40:27Speaker 1: I don't want I don't want that. So yeah, I
- 40:29Speaker 1: wash everything off. Let's see what else do we have.
- 40:31Speaker 1: Lady Sideburns rights In says, what are some good safe
- 40:34Speaker 1: words for playtime? That's the lady side.
- 40:36Speaker 7: Oh, safe words are fun and a great way to communicate.
- 40:41Speaker 1: You know.
- 40:42Speaker 7: It could be anything, nothing too simple, though, it can't
- 40:45Speaker 7: be like, oh I love it like, it can't be
- 40:47Speaker 7: something like that, right. It has to be something that
- 40:49Speaker 7: you wouldn't here normally.
- 40:51Speaker 1: It can't be something that you might say.
- 40:53Speaker 7: Right, so you would never say cum quat when you're
- 40:55Speaker 7: going to you know, kum quot. Could be fun.
- 40:59Speaker 1: Vegetables, Yes, yeah, we love our vegetables. Yes, all right,
- 41:02Speaker 1: let's say hello to James in Tacoma on the phones.
- 41:06Speaker 1: It's the Queen of Hearts. Say hello to Lorena James. Hello,
- 41:10Speaker 1: Hi James.
- 41:11Speaker 7: What kind of love question you got?
- 41:14Speaker 1: Well?
- 41:14Speaker 5: Question is next week.
- 41:17Speaker 1: Seattle is having her annual naked bike ride fun and Mike. Yeah, Mike,
- 41:23Speaker 1: doctor Toby.
- 41:23Speaker 7: I need to exercise more.
- 41:25Speaker 1: My question is I weigh three hundred and ten pounds.
- 41:28Speaker 2: So do you think do you think.
- 41:30Speaker 7: Me riding a bike knew me a great exercise for me?
- 41:33Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I get out there. I wouldn't want
- 41:38Speaker 1: to be the bike seat. You might want to get
- 41:41Speaker 1: one of those whites how we rode a bike.
- 41:45Speaker 7: I don't even have a bike right now. If I
- 41:47Speaker 7: can borrow one.
- 41:48Speaker 6: Plus I'm also fifty seven years old.
- 41:50Speaker 1: Oh yeah, i'd be perfect. You'd be the star of
- 41:52Speaker 1: the show there. Fifty seven year old, three hundred pound.
- 41:54Speaker 7: Naked to get a mini bike, one of those miniature bikes.
- 41:57Speaker 1: Even better, get a tricycle.
- 41:58Speaker 7: Yeah, are you in a cycle?
- 42:01Speaker 1: And think of the women that will be all over you? There,
- 42:03Speaker 1: James that women love three hundred pound men on tricycles.
- 42:07Speaker 1: Nice to thank you, James. There you go enjoy your
- 42:10Speaker 1: naked bike ride. Andrew is in Bakersfield, Hello Andrew, Hey.
- 42:16Speaker 6: Ben, A cinnamon roll is a dang donut?
- 42:20Speaker 1: Right?
- 42:20Speaker 4: Uh?
- 42:21Speaker 1: Ferg Dog says, how can I mean that's not what
- 42:23Speaker 1: he called about? How can I get my girl to
- 42:26Speaker 1: shut up about Love Island while I'm trying to watch
- 42:28Speaker 1: the beautiful game soccer?
- 42:30Speaker 7: Put a donut in her mouth?
- 42:31Speaker 2: Hell?
- 42:31Speaker 6: Question is that?
- 42:33Speaker 1: Well, there's a joke there, and then skip over the joke.
- 42:36Speaker 1: Why not did I do the one from Rob? In
- 42:39Speaker 1: the three to one? Rob Roada says, if you start
- 42:41Speaker 1: courting a mate and you find out that her favorite
- 42:44Speaker 1: team is your team's main rival, is it a bad
- 42:48Speaker 1: idea to move forward?
- 42:50Speaker 7: I've gotten this question before, and I like the rivalry
- 42:53Speaker 7: in that relationship. But I do see a lot of
- 42:56Speaker 7: girls jump ship and join their men's team, so you
- 42:58Speaker 7: know I sell out.
- 43:00Speaker 1: Late night drug tester quickly says, is it bad taste
- 43:03Speaker 1: to have the newly married woman's and daya on my
- 43:06Speaker 1: hall pass list?
- 43:07Speaker 6: No?
- 43:08Speaker 7: Keep her right there, as that's where she should be.
- 43:10Speaker 1: That's where she belongs.
- 43:11Speaker 6: Right there, she'd be on my list too.
- 43:13Speaker 1: Really, oh interesting, that'll be next week.
- 43:16Speaker 2: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller
- 43:19Speaker 2: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific. Attention everyone,
- 43:24Speaker 2: and the password.
- 43:25Speaker 6: Is password, you idiot. Password the word Game of the Stars.
- 43:31Speaker 6: Here's Ben Maler, all right to it?
- 43:33Speaker 1: Jed? Who fled's gonna play? Hello?
- 43:35Speaker 2: Jed?
- 43:38Speaker 6: I'm Jed?
- 43:40Speaker 1: Who a you teaming up with Jay? You have me?
- 43:41Speaker 1: Lorena or Coop? Let's go with hurry let's hoa Lorenna Lyon?
- 43:49Speaker 1: All right, Mark on the north end? Hello, Mark, welcome,
- 43:54Speaker 1: good to have you? You got me?
- 43:55Speaker 6: Or Coop?
- 43:57Speaker 1: I'm going with the man. You all right? You're out
- 43:59Speaker 1: of the show, Coop, Okay, here we go. Listen the
- 44:01Speaker 1: words I said, Cooper Rye all right, one to ten,
- 44:04Speaker 1: number four, Jed? You say number four, Lorrain and number four,
- 44:08Speaker 1: we're number four.
- 44:09Speaker 7: This one's a good one. Let's go for a champion.
- 44:15Speaker 1: Winner. No, it's not it a good clue. Let's go
- 44:20Speaker 1: really wasn't. How about she said champing? How about star.
- 44:29Speaker 6: MVP?
- 44:30Speaker 1: No, all right, that's not I'll go ahead, Lorraine. Super
- 44:35Speaker 1: You didn't say it, right, Super, you still did Super, No,
- 44:40Speaker 1: don't help her out.
- 44:41Speaker 6: It wasn't.
- 44:41Speaker 7: I wasn't trying to do a Mallard maneuver.
- 44:43Speaker 1: But I mean, I guess I.
- 44:45Speaker 6: Could have word.
- 44:46Speaker 1: Go ahead, y'all talk too much. We're gonna go to
- 44:48Speaker 1: the next one. Y'all talk to much?
- 44:49Speaker 2: No, get it.
- 44:49Speaker 1: You gotta get it, Super, I got yeah, all right, Mark?
- 44:56Speaker 1: Picking number one to ten? Oh my god, the number one?
- 45:01Speaker 1: How about incarcerated?
- 45:07Speaker 6: Prison?
- 45:08Speaker 1: No?
- 45:09Speaker 7: Good one, good one.
- 45:10Speaker 6: Let's go with detain Jed, detained and incarcerated.
- 45:17Speaker 1: You should sounds like you should be like this should
- 45:19Speaker 1: be the chid.
- 45:19Speaker 7: The what should we kid? What should we gid?
- 45:21Speaker 1: He doesn't know you should know this. This is something
- 45:23Speaker 1: that happens to a lot. But I got it. Imprisoned, imprisive, No,
- 45:28Speaker 1: go ahead, Mark, arrested. Yeah, there you go. Take that.
- 45:32Speaker 1: We have the lead. I think we have the lead.
- 45:33Speaker 1: I think it's tied to go ahead. Picking a hurry up, Jed? Hurry?
- 45:41Speaker 1: What do you say?
- 45:41Speaker 2: No?
- 45:43Speaker 6: Hurry?
- 45:47Speaker 1: Rush, Come on, that's bull crab, that's not right. Protest, protest, protest, protest,