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The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show: Andrew Bogut, How Steph bullied him, Warriors' tainted NBA title · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: Alright, alright, come and throw you alive from Philly. It's
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  Speaker 1: the Folly and Tony Foolsco Show as always, Polly Foolsco.
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  Speaker 1: Here with Tony Foolsco and Tony. Tons of feedback from
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  Speaker 1: our last episode. As you all know, we tried to
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  Speaker 1: save the sport of bowling from its terrible announcer, Rob
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  Speaker 1: Stone and hey and our Tuesday Night Bowling League. Everybody
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  Speaker 1: was coming up to us thanking us for putting him
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  Speaker 1: in his place, right, Tony, Yeah, They said it was
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  Speaker 1: the single best podcast about the specifics of bowling television
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  Speaker 1: coverage that they'd heard, and at least the last week
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  Speaker 1: or so huge praise. Anyway, people, this week we have
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  Speaker 1: another sport in crisis suddenly back in the m v
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  Speaker 1: P conversation right now, a man who continues to ruin
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  Speaker 1: basketball for everybody, the overgrown toddler known as Steph Curry.
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  Speaker 1: What happened to the good old days when the game
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  Speaker 1: was played by people who at the very least had
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  Speaker 1: gone through puberty. You know, the other night I got
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  Speaker 1: confused seeing Stephen these little people running around everywhere. I
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  Speaker 1: thought I accidentally turned on the Wizard of Oz or something. Yep. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna bring on a big man today who unfortunately
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  Speaker 1: got swept up in this Warrior's nonsense. Number one picked
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  Speaker 1: to the Bucks, then an NBA champion with Golden State
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  Speaker 1: the seven football Andrew Bogut. And you know we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: ask him if he feels like that title he's got
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  Speaker 1: his tainted because yeah, you want to ring, but you
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  Speaker 1: know he ruined basketball in the process. You know, if
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  Speaker 1: I'm him, I would be ashamed to be associated with
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  Speaker 1: the team like that. That's basically a disgrace to the sport. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so true. Anyway, we'll get to that now. You know
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  Speaker 1: you're probably wondering, hey, Paully, Tony, it's NFL Draft week
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  Speaker 1: while you're doing NBA. Well, of course you'd say that
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  Speaker 1: if you didn't know when anything about how the media
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  Speaker 1: works exactly. This is what they call in the business
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  Speaker 1: counter programming. You know, you see this work all the
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  Speaker 1: time people. You know, back in the day, while all
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  Speaker 1: those people were wasting their time watching American Idol, Tony
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  Speaker 1: and I were watching reruns of According the Gym in
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  Speaker 1: eight Simple Rules. Such terrific counter programming totally worked on us.
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  Speaker 1: And now he has more terrific counterprogramming, because we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: get real deep into our top story story, all right,
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  Speaker 1: to recap a top story. It just keeps getting worse
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  Speaker 1: for the NBA. Steph Curry, who, as you all know,
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  Speaker 1: isn't tall enough the board most of the rides at Disneyland,
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  Speaker 1: has somehow forced his way into the m v P
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  Speaker 1: conversation because he keeps lobbing in three pointers because he
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  Speaker 1: doesn't have the balls or the height to get in
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  Speaker 1: the key and try a two point like a basketball
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  Speaker 1: player should. And Tony, this just continues to ruin the game,
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  Speaker 1: does of course it does. This is not how basketball
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  Speaker 1: was ever meant to be played. It was meant to
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  Speaker 1: be played by tall people with some sort of hormone
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  Speaker 1: growth disorder, you know, a hyperactive gland or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: These players these days, with their skills competitions, you know,
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  Speaker 1: they should get rid of all of that and just
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  Speaker 1: have a good old fashioned height contest. Then you know
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  Speaker 1: who the real best players are, you know, Tony. It's
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  Speaker 1: just sad, and it it all makes me long for
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  Speaker 1: the days when the game you willed to be exciting,
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  Speaker 1: you know, because we all know the best part about
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  Speaker 1: basketball was getting to see a tall person attempted two
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  Speaker 1: point out from you know, seven or eight feet away
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  Speaker 1: from the basket. That was great. Absolutely. You know, you
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  Speaker 1: look back at all the greatest shooters in history, Wilt Artist, Gilmore, Mark, Eaton,
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  Speaker 1: the great Sean Bradley, and of course the greatest shooter
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  Speaker 1: of all time seven for seven Manutaball a true marksman.
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  Speaker 1: People forget one season he shot an incredible from the field.
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  Speaker 1: That is a mind blowing but also totally believable stat
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  Speaker 1: right there. And you know, up top we said, this
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  Speaker 1: isn't how basketball is supposed to be played. But you know, Frankly,
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  Speaker 1: this isn't how the human race is supposed to be played.
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  Speaker 1: You know, tall people have dominated since the dawn of time,
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  Speaker 1: haven't they, Tony, Absolutely right, Pauly. Just look at presidents too.
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  Speaker 1: Number one tallest all time, Abraham Lincoln totally dominated elections.
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  Speaker 1: The only way you could bring him down was by
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  Speaker 1: shooting him. You know. On that note, you know what
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  Speaker 1: our cousin Vinny Lips told me. He said that the
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  Speaker 1: Wilkes booth guy didn't actually mean to shoot Lincoln. It
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  Speaker 1: was that Lincoln was so tall that he got in
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  Speaker 1: the way of whatever booth was shooting. Wow. You know,
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  Speaker 1: if any lips said it, it's gotta be true. You know,
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  Speaker 1: another sidebar here, you know why we're talking about all
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  Speaker 1: these tiny basketball players. This reminds me of why I
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  Speaker 1: always had a problem with that movie Team Wolf. Remember
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  Speaker 1: that one, Michael J. Fox. Oh yeah, he's like four eleven,
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  Speaker 1: and yet at the end of the movie he plays
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  Speaker 1: in a basketball game and drops like forty points against
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  Speaker 1: a team of full sized people. You know, for me,
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  Speaker 1: that was harder to believe than the parts way he
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  Speaker 1: turned into a wolf, and everyone at his high school is,
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  Speaker 1: you know, kind of okay with it. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: about all of you out there, but if a kid
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  Speaker 1: came to my school one day and overnight he had
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  Speaker 1: transformed into a wolf, I drive a wooden steak through
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  Speaker 1: his heart. You'd have to. I mean, at the very least,
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  Speaker 1: you would have to call animal control of something. I
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  Speaker 1: definitely wouldn't play basketball against him. Well, and that you
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  Speaker 1: know who I have no problem playing basketball against Steph Curry. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you'd kick his ass totally. By the way, you notice
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  Speaker 1: how we're six seven minutes into the show and it's
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  Speaker 1: going terrific and we haven't once mentioned the NFL Draft. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't even notice, did you know? But you know
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  Speaker 1: what I've been thinking about, Tony. Remember that show we
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  Speaker 1: used to watch during Seinfeld, of course, Diagnosis Murder Thick
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  Speaker 1: Van Dyke in a career defining role. Another great example
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  Speaker 1: of counter programming. Yeah, counter programming anyway, on programming you anyway?
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  Speaker 1: On that note, let's keep talking basketball here because I
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  Speaker 1: see our guess coming on the line, So let's get
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  Speaker 1: him on the FUSCO satellite network. Alright, I guess today.
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  Speaker 1: You know, one of the great centers and two point
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  Speaker 1: shooter is the last twenty years Nay Smith college player
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  Speaker 1: of the Year at Utah, number one overall. Pick two
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  Speaker 1: thousand five to the Bucks was just tremendous. Then, of
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  Speaker 1: course he goes to the Warriors and well, you know,
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  Speaker 1: the story takes a turn for the worst. There. We'll
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  Speaker 1: get into that with them, but first, Andrew Bogut, welcome
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  Speaker 1: to the show. How you going doing well? Thank you? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know, before we get into the Warriors rigor morole
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  Speaker 1: they nobody's probably ever asked you this before, but how
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  Speaker 1: the hell does an Australian become a basketball player? When
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  Speaker 1: you told your parents you wanted to play basketball. Weren't
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  Speaker 1: they like, you know, what the fund is basketball? I've
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  Speaker 1: just done at one day and ended up with one
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  Speaker 1: of those things. Uh, maybe it's the accent or something,
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  Speaker 1: but I have no idea what you just said. Something
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  Speaker 1: about the University of Utah or something. Anyway, Tony has
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  Speaker 1: something on that subject for the great seventies sixer. Right now,
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  Speaker 1: he's the best player in the NBA. Ben Simmons, he
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  Speaker 1: grew up in Australia, but when you hear him talk,
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  Speaker 1: he doesn't sound anything like Yo. He sounds like he
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  Speaker 1: grew up in Ohio. Do you have to consider trying
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  Speaker 1: to talk like a normal NBA player, you know, so
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  Speaker 1: that your teammates maybe Do you wish that you would
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  Speaker 1: have done that so they could understand you better? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: you're right there. I definitely had some issues with people
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  Speaker 1: understanding what the hell I was talking about media, and
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  Speaker 1: that's that's a good thing, because I could sometimes get
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  Speaker 1: some things out, get induced out, and no one had
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  Speaker 1: any idea what the hell I was thinking. Don't you
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  Speaker 1: getting the word of this? I can't understand the thing? Nope, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: there's there's there's pros and cons of the old accent
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  Speaker 1: kind of like, you know, your accent, I mean that
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  Speaker 1: that sounds like absolute rubbish. Um, excuse me, you know
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  Speaker 1: what rubbish? What what French? Oh you want to come back?
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  Speaker 1: We're getting off. You know. I got to be honest.
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  Speaker 1: We've been doing this interview two minutes. I haven't understood
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  Speaker 1: a fucking word you've said so far. There you go.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I know what's going on here. What you're doing, Bogan,
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  Speaker 1: is you're trying to distract the conversation, trying to deflect.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's not good. Let's get to the meter while
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  Speaker 1: you brought away where you brought you here. Look, we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna be a little sensitive toward you because I'm sure
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  Speaker 1: it was a tough break for you. You were a
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  Speaker 1: number one big man in Milwaukee, right, averaging sixteen a game.
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  Speaker 1: Then you go to Golden State and they cut your
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  Speaker 1: points in half, even a third. Didn't you look around
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  Speaker 1: and think, hey, I'm seven ft tall? What the fox
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  Speaker 1: going on here? They keep passing the ball to that
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  Speaker 1: little person in the corner. Yeah, it was a little
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  Speaker 1: frustrating at times, Um, but at the end of the day,
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  Speaker 1: I had a nice jewelry setting on my finger. At
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  Speaker 1: the end of that journey, so it all kind of
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  Speaker 1: worked out. Yeah, but didn't you feel like the odd
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  Speaker 1: man out? Because we looked this up, your career three
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  Speaker 1: point percentage was twelve percent. You were like three for five,
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  Speaker 1: which is not good. Did Steph and the other guys,
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  Speaker 1: you know, like Clay did they laugh at you whenever
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  Speaker 1: you took a three? How everyone laughed at me when
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  Speaker 1: I took a three, thankfully from beyond the half court line.
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  Speaker 1: So against me, but not a strength of mind in college.
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  Speaker 1: It was though three point shot was was working back
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  Speaker 1: then that somehow got lost along the gain. I heard
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  Speaker 1: that's why Rick mageris retired early because he was having
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  Speaker 1: a heartburn from all the three pointers you had taken.
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  Speaker 1: You might be right, might be right? You know you
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  Speaker 1: talk about that ring you have, don't you think it's
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  Speaker 1: a little tainted because yeah, you won a championship, but
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  Speaker 1: you know, the Warriors and you you ruin the basketball
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  Speaker 1: as we know it with all this three point shooting ship.
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  Speaker 1: Doesn't that kind of take it down a peg for
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  Speaker 1: you a little bit. Almost ruined the big man, They
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  Speaker 1: ruined myself. Yeah, but you know, sometimes you get to
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  Speaker 1: take the the cons with the pros. And the day
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  Speaker 1: I got out just in time. You know, the demands
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  Speaker 1: of the big man. He's there and you guys have
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: Joel Embiad and Philly though, so you never know that
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  Speaker 1: could work out? Well, what do you mean? It is working?
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  Speaker 1: And that's because Joel Embiid said to his teammates, he said,
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  Speaker 1: I'm seven ft tall. You're gonna do what I say.
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  Speaker 1: Why don't you say that the stuff like us in
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  Speaker 1: your little fun give me the ball? Why don't you
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  Speaker 1: say that? I said something along those lines that, Um,
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  Speaker 1: all I got in response was was lost from the point.
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  Speaker 1: So I kind of kind of figured the deafening silence
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  Speaker 1: after I mentioned that was enough for me to move
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  Speaker 1: on from that. Oh, so were they were? Were you
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  Speaker 1: scared of them? What? What? What? You're scared of the
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  Speaker 1: little people there a little bit? You know, there's little
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  Speaker 1: people that can keep you in the ankles. You know,
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  Speaker 1: it hurts like health, so you've got to be careful.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, I figured that, um, the guys making the
• 11:30
  Speaker 1: big bucks would probably put me on a plane and
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  Speaker 1: send me out a climate city or Detroit or something
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  Speaker 1: if I'm not careful. So I keep my mouth shut
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: a little bit. Well, rehirely for that matter. I mean
• 11:39
  Speaker 1: imagine Philly back then. It was. It was a horrible
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  Speaker 1: time in Uh remember the old tank that you guys
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  Speaker 1: wrote for about five straight years. Uh, you know, we
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  Speaker 1: trust the process, That's what we did. We were we
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  Speaker 1: trusted the two. It was called shooting the two, sticking.
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  Speaker 1: That was what the process was, you know, sticking with
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  Speaker 1: the fundamentals and of ruining the game. But you know
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  Speaker 1: we're hitting on something who has made losing very good.
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  Speaker 1: I will give you that. Sorry, we couldn't. Sorry, we couldn't,
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  Speaker 1: you know, technically cheat ourselves to a championship like you did,
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  Speaker 1: you know, riding the coat tails of the small people.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you were you were hitting on something there.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think that Steph Curry, Steve Kerr, don't you
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  Speaker 1: think they're prejudiced against tall people like you because they're
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  Speaker 1: so short? Yeah, they had like it's like they had
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  Speaker 1: a Napoleon Dynamite complex where that makes them feel inferior
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  Speaker 1: to be around someone so big who could crush them
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  Speaker 1: like a mosquito. You know, don't you think that's what
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: it was with Curry and Steve Kerr? Maybe they were
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  Speaker 1: sizest I mean, yeah, I think that's why. I think
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  Speaker 1: that's why n ball so well. He was just so
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  Speaker 1: scared to coming to the paint. You can see guys
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  Speaker 1: like myself, so he just you know, it out of
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  Speaker 1: way to manipulate the game. And it's just it needs
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  Speaker 1: to be stopped. I think as a society we need
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  Speaker 1: to stand up and they stop big and shaming big
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  Speaker 1: guys and I mean, God, Curry just they should not
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  Speaker 1: be allowed to shoot the ball from the distance there. Now,
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  Speaker 1: you're making good sense, you know. Don't you think you're
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  Speaker 1: not giving off credit because you know, Steph and Clay
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  Speaker 1: they were able to hit those shots from far back
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  Speaker 1: because nobody wanted to go face a seven ft under
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  Speaker 1: the rim. Don't you think you should get you know,
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  Speaker 1: for all those threes like one and a half points,
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  Speaker 1: you should get credited for all those three pointers. I
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  Speaker 1: we should get something. I mean, the maths is not right.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it's the hard work that we uh wear,
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  Speaker 1: you know, we're the one to get hit there and
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  Speaker 1: scratching the three boys, they're just shooting trees out there,
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  Speaker 1: you know, father behind the line. It's just it's very
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  Speaker 1: frustrating and it's just something that needs to change. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: this is getting deep good exactly exactly. You know. Also,
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  Speaker 1: you averaged about nine ten rebounds a game. Did Steph
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  Speaker 1: ever have the class to say, Hey, Andrew, thank you
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  Speaker 1: forgetting those rebounds? Because I'm so little, I could never
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  Speaker 1: have any hope of touching the ball unless you went
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  Speaker 1: up and got it for me, So thank you? Did
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  Speaker 1: he ever do anything like that? And thank you? Not
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  Speaker 1: even a cake? I mean, it's the cold world, and
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  Speaker 1: I would expect some sort of some sort of cake
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  Speaker 1: or a handshake or a high five. You know, this
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  Speaker 1: was expected. Which it's a sad, sad story, you know.
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  Speaker 1: But that that gets to that we're gonna get on
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  Speaker 1: something that might be a little too sensitive for you.
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  Speaker 1: But let's go back to it because we have to
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  Speaker 1: talk about it, alright. So you win the title with
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  Speaker 1: the Warriors, you carry them seventy three win season, You
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  Speaker 1: get to the finals versus the Calves. You get injured
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  Speaker 1: in Game five. That changes the whole series. We know,
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: the rest of the Warriors lose big time. Don't you
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  Speaker 1: think that proved that you were the centerpiece of the organization. Oh,
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: it's got a death, as you too, very smart guys
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  Speaker 1: know clear as day. It's on paper, and I think
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  Speaker 1: if I wouldn't you know, being helping those games? We
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  Speaker 1: win both games by fifty yep. And did you mention
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: that to Steph? Didn't you say, like, you know, now
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  Speaker 1: you see how important I am, how useless you are?
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  Speaker 1: Did you say that to him? I think it was
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  Speaker 1: something that was just unspoken. I think you know, they
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  Speaker 1: realized after experience was over, as he passed ourselves in
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  Speaker 1: the hallway, I could just tell him his eyes that
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: he wanted to say it, but he was He was
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: little scared as he said that the big man little
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  Speaker 1: man team, So we kind of knew that it was
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: just an unspoken respect. Yeah, and after that you got traded?
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: Did Steph have you traded or did you tell your
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: agent get me away from these A holes? Yeah? I
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: wanted out because it wasn't you know, it wasn't a
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: there Like you said that, they wouldn't let me shoot three,
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: they wouldn't let me be me, they wouldn't buy me
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: a cake for getting rebound. We were just trying to
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: move on. Wow. Wow, serious question. Did you ever accidentally
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: step on Steph? Like, were you walking down the hallway
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  Speaker 1: and you heard a noise and you were like what
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: was that? And was he down there? Like, ah, did
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  Speaker 1: that ever happen? Unfortunately not, unfortunately not. I would have
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  Speaker 1: liked to have done it a few times. Um. You know,
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  Speaker 1: Owner is such a good guy. I mean he's always
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  Speaker 1: always um fun to be around. But you know he
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: was he was cracking the switch behind the scenes and
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  Speaker 1: and overworking all of that, just Sully. So alright, alright,
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  Speaker 1: so we're gonna give you an opportunity right now. You
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  Speaker 1: say it right here. This will help cleanse the air
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  Speaker 1: for you. Okay, you say repeat after me. You say
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  Speaker 1: I hate Steph Curry for ruining the NBA, and I
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  Speaker 1: hereby do solemnly swear to renounce the championship that I
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: helped him win. Go ahead say it. Well, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: very long to remember. So can I say something to you.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: You're a little bit of a p word, you know
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. You're a little little scared scared. I'm
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: just guess what this interview, This interview is bogus because
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: you're so terrible. We're kicking your ass out the show.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: It's just like Stephen, we're sending you to the dial tone.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: Just a bunch of absolute video. Get him off the line. Unbelievable?
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: Is he off the line? You know? Now I know
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: why Steph Curry kicked his tall as to the car
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: because that was ten eleven minutes. Can you imagine eighty
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: two games with that? I blow my brains out, by
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: the way, Tony, you know that I was distracted during
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: that interview because I couldn't stop thinking about one thing.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: You know what it was, Crocodile Dundee exactly. You know,
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: one of the all time great trilogies, Crocodile Dondee three,
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  Speaker 1: the best by far. Absolutely. But you know, staying on
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  Speaker 1: this subject because uh, today we're gonna do in the
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  Speaker 1: business what they call targeted advertising. You'll see, we're thinking
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  Speaker 1: ahead here because we know right now there's naturally going
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  Speaker 1: to be a lot of Australians listening to this episode.
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  Speaker 1: So that's why we're gonna do an ad for a
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  Speaker 1: great Australian company. Outback Steakhouse. People, you're really still only
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  Speaker 1: eating Mexican food, Chinese food. Come on, expand your horizons
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  Speaker 1: a little. You gotta try Australian food now. Honestly, at first,
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  Speaker 1: I was a little skeptical about eating at Outback. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I figured they'd serve me dead kangaroo or something, but nope.
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  Speaker 1: I was pleasantly surprised to learn no kangaroo on the menu.
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  Speaker 1: And Tony, you recently had a terrific experience at an
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  Speaker 1: outback steakhouse, didn't you. Yeah, this girl had kind of
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  Speaker 1: been seeing off and on. A Bologna said she wanted
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  Speaker 1: us to plan a trip together to visit Australia, and
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  Speaker 1: I said, why bother goal? And all the way there
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  Speaker 1: when we got a perfectly good place just twenty seven
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  Speaker 1: minutes away up the Inn State. So we hopped in
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  Speaker 1: my car and went to out Back and boy did
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  Speaker 1: we have a terrific feast on so many traditional authentic
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  Speaker 1: Australian delicacies, bluemn onions, salads with ranch dressing, and crude
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  Speaker 1: times steak, and for dessert the couse de gras New
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  Speaker 1: York cheesecake made by real Australians. And when we finished,
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  Speaker 1: a Bologna said this was way better than a trip
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  Speaker 1: to Australia, and I said, don't worry, sweetheart, You're still
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  Speaker 1: gonna get to go down Under, if you know what
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  Speaker 1: I mean. What a wonderful story and the tribute to
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  Speaker 1: the high quality dining experience. You'll have at Outbacks a
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  Speaker 1: house now to be clear. Outback Steakhouse hasn't you know,
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  Speaker 1: officially sponsored our show. But come on after that, you
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  Speaker 1: know we're gonna be hearing from them. Oh yeah, they're
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  Speaker 1: gonna be sending us a huge check. Great business move
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  Speaker 1: by us, Tony. And hey, look at the time, shows
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  Speaker 1: about to be over. So hey, we're not gonna over.
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  Speaker 1: Not over. Oh, here we go again. The worst voice
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: in podcast Producer Jay producer J What Tony? In the
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: interview with Andrew Bogett, you refer to a Napoleon dynamite complex.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: It's actually called a Napoleon complex. It's named after the
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: French emperor, not the character from the movie. Yeah. Well,
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: I'm going to take a stick of dynamite and shove
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: it up your ass. You want to talk complexes, I'm
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: gonna go to your apartment complex and suffocate you with
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: a pillow while you sleep. Yeah, no more, Tony. Second one? What?
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  Speaker 1: You also claim that manew Polls shot percent from the
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  Speaker 1: field one season. He never came close to that, usually
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  Speaker 1: average barely from the field. In his best season, he
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  Speaker 1: shot six from the field, but that was because the
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  Speaker 1: only attempted ten shots all season and made six. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: well I regret the day your parents made six with
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  Speaker 1: each other and conceived you. Yeah, you should go make
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: six with yourself, because no woman will ever want to
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: do that with you. Yeah. No more. We're done enough productions.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: What both of you? You keep acting like Steph Curry
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: is some little person. He is. He's six ft three,
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: he's taller than both of you. I mean, i've seen
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: your driver's licenses. You both are five eleven. I'm gonna
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: be doing five to eleven years for murdering you. You know,
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: you're just upset because you have a little person living
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: in your pants. Yeah, you know, someone has to care
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: about accuracy on the show. Oh, don't worry. We'll care
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: about accuracy when we throw this microphone at your head. Yeah,
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: we'll be right on target. Don't worry. That's a reminder.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: People sending your resumes Polly and Tony Fusco show at
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: gmail dot com. We got thousands of them to sort through.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: We're gonna get to that, but right now we've got
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: breaking news papers booked on the show. Next week, it's
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: official Super Bowl Legend Eagles hero Nick Falls will be
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: joining us big big, you know. In the meantime, we're
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: not gonna thank Andrew Bogutt I mean Augus. Yeah. I
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: also want to apologize to the Great Paul Hogan for
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: bringing on such a poor representation of Australia on our show.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: We just want to also say good day to all
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  Speaker 1: Australian listens. There you go anyway, great job as always,
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: don'ty saying to you poorly another floorless shop. There you go.
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  Speaker 1: We'll see your people next week. Bye, see you.