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New Dirty Little Secret:She Outsmarted Her MIL..but why? · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: Get it off your test comments, you'll feel better. Welcome
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  Speaker 1: to the Dirty Little Secret.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it's time to confess. Dirty Little Secret.
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  Speaker 3: On Mix one on two point nine Bail at a Kid,
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  Speaker 3: Candice Lopez, producer, Pooh, what is your confession?
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  Speaker 2: You can call us anytime you want.
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  Speaker 3: Don't go into the weekend with something heavy, you know,
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  Speaker 3: just cleanse your soul spring almost so spring cleaning, you know,
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  Speaker 3: kind for like your spirit eight three three seven eight
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  Speaker 3: seven one oh two nine. Whatever your secret is, and
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  Speaker 3: you have one, I do, and I just know.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, just hearing the words in my head has
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  Speaker 1: already makeing me sound petty. But I just need to confess.
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  Speaker 1: I do need to confess that my husband told me
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  Speaker 1: that we should give his mother an emergency key to
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  Speaker 1: our house. Oh apparently it's something. Yeah, she's you know,
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  Speaker 1: she's a holder of the keys. You know, she has
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  Speaker 1: keys to everyone's house and just in case, and you
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  Speaker 1: know that's the family tradition. And he's just like, it's
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  Speaker 1: no big deal. I need to be honest. He's a
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  Speaker 1: total mama's boy and his mother is so nosy.
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  Speaker 3: Do we really need this in twenty twenty six? Do
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  Speaker 3: we really need to give people emergency keys.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, unless you have a code they could use
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  Speaker 4: to get in.
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  Speaker 2: What's the emergency that you need to come into my house?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I just I'm just asking.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know you've forgot something. Yeah, but like I
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  Speaker 3: don't give people the keys to my house or the
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  Speaker 3: code in my house, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: My parents have the code to our house. Okay, I
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  Speaker 2: mean yeah, someone's coming to consistently over.
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  Speaker 3: But anyway, so she's nosy, you hate her, guts, go ahead.
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  Speaker 1: I don't hate her. I just don't want her popping
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  Speaker 1: up on us, you know. And I mean she does
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  Speaker 1: show up on announce and you know, she'll reorganize the
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  Speaker 1: pantry and ask why we bought certain things. You know.
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  Speaker 1: She she just doesn't know how to mind the business
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  Speaker 1: that pays her, you know.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: So when she asked about the key, I said, sure,
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  Speaker 1: of course, you know, well, we'll give you a key.
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  Speaker 1: But I didn't. I didn't. I didn't give her the
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  Speaker 1: real one. What did you say, did give her the
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  Speaker 1: real key to our house? I found a random key
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  Speaker 1: in our junk drawer. I have no idea what I
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  Speaker 1: go to. I handed it?
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  Speaker 2: Are you serious?
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  Speaker 1: I'm so serious. I handed it to her like it
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  Speaker 1: was the Crown jewels, and she was so proud. She
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  Speaker 1: was so proud putting it on her keychain. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I could like the subtext was I won, you know R.
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  Speaker 1: Here's my thinking. Unless there's an actual emergency, you know,
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  Speaker 1: she'll she'll never know, she will never.
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  Speaker 3: Know exactly right. Otherwise there's no reason. I don't think
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  Speaker 3: there's any other reason for her to use it.
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  Speaker 4: And if she tried, she can't tell you I tried
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  Speaker 4: and it didn't work, because then we would know that
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  Speaker 4: she tried to come over.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I thinking like it's a trap. I
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  Speaker 1: think it's a good I think I did a good thing.
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  Speaker 1: But I know that if my husband knew what she doesn't,
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  Speaker 1: he might feel he might feel differently about him. And
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  Speaker 1: I love him. I love my husband, I really do.
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  Speaker 1: But I am just so over his mom being involved
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  Speaker 1: in every single detail of our lives. What we cook,
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  Speaker 1: where we go, why we didn't answer text message in
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  Speaker 1: you know, within twelve minutes or whatever. So, yeah, my
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  Speaker 1: confession is I gave my mother in law a fake
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  Speaker 1: emergency key.
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  Speaker 3: That's good. I mean, that's a good confession. I don't
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  Speaker 3: think it's a problem. And if she does notice by
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  Speaker 3: whatever chance to be like, oh, I must have given
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  Speaker 3: you the wrong one.
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  Speaker 2: That's my fault, right, it could happen, for sure.
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  Speaker 1: I like I like your thinking. That's just what I'm
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  Speaker 1: That's what I thought.
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  Speaker 2: But nosy people freak me out. They do.
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  Speaker 3: Like nosy people. There's certain people who just you know,
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  Speaker 3: when they're going to your bathroom, they're going in your
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  Speaker 3: medicine cab.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, if she has a history of being nosy and
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  Speaker 4: moving stuff around in your house, that would make me uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 3: Sure, it comes into a house and reorganizes the pantry
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  Speaker 3: without like that is bizarre.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's weird to live way over this.
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  Speaker 3: And if it combined by the fact that he's a
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  Speaker 3: mama's boy, then it's rubbing you extra like weird, you know, right.
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  Speaker 1: Because I'm always gonna look like the bad guy, you know,
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  Speaker 1: And so I just I just thought, you know, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I gave her the wrong key. If she never mentions it,
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  Speaker 1: we're good. If she does, well, then nobody having a
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  Speaker 1: different conversation.
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  Speaker 3: That's all right, absolutely well good, you're smart. I like
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  Speaker 3: your little pettiness. I like your pettiness. Give her a
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  Speaker 3: round of applause,