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Whackhead Prank: The wheel of debt · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: Stop what you're doing. Here is another world famous.
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  Speaker 2: Crank from Darren Wackhead, something that exclusive to k FM mornings.
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  Speaker 1: All right, go back, there's there today now listen, has
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  Speaker 1: everyone paid all their balls for the month? Have all
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  Speaker 1: your debts gone off? Have you made all your payments?
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  Speaker 1: Anybody outstanding on anything? We're all good? You paid, you paid? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: the main ones, No, they're all paid, thank you, Vanna.
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  Speaker 1: Is all your balls paid in the house? I'm not sure.
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  Speaker 1: So do you still get debits after the twelfth of
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  Speaker 1: the month. Producer Brad, how's your payments? I'm sort you're
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  Speaker 1: good to meet you. I'm all good. Okay. Well, look
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  Speaker 1: it's not that way for everybody. All right. Sometimes you
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  Speaker 1: might be in over your head. Interest rates can go
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  Speaker 1: up or go down. We'll go up and swing things
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  Speaker 1: badly for you, Okay. So Bongani gets in touch and
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  Speaker 1: he says, listen, we've got a call our finance manager, Fritz.
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  Speaker 1: So they work at a car company. So they've got
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  Speaker 1: so Bongani sold a car to mister and Kwani and
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  Speaker 1: so it's one of these in house finance deals. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So they're now waiting for payment from mister and Kwani.
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  Speaker 1: So Bongani keeps phoning and he's like, n look, Fritz,
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  Speaker 1: this is yours. Now, you're the finance department. It's up
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  Speaker 1: to you to get the money, okay. And it's excuse
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  Speaker 1: after excuse after excuse. So they're doing their best to
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  Speaker 1: get a payment deal done without having to take the
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  Speaker 1: car they owned the callback. We want the money, okay.
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  Speaker 1: So it's time that mister Kane phones Fritz via Bongani
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  Speaker 1: to sort this out with a very novel way. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: because times are tough. Times are tough. But I've got
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  Speaker 1: a plan, is mister. I've been dealing with Bongani uh.
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  Speaker 2: In the project. Yes, how are we going to handle that?
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  Speaker 1: Okay? Well you see the problem right now, mister Fritz.
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  Speaker 1: I'm battling to pay all my bills every month.
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  Speaker 2: You see, how are we going to get this money
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  Speaker 2: because actually we already needed it in a lump sum
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  Speaker 2: in one amount.
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  Speaker 1: I've got so many bills every month, so much, and
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  Speaker 1: and I've got data is calling me all the time.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So because I can't pay all my bills, I can
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  Speaker 1: only pay five of my bills per month. I've got
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  Speaker 1: a process of working out who to pay per month.
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  Speaker 1: It's a very honest and fair process. I must do
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  Speaker 1: it before you to see if you going to get paid.
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  Speaker 1: I have to leave it up to chance. This thing
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  Speaker 1: that I've made is like a will, and then I
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  Speaker 1: spin it, and whichever one it lands on, I pay it.
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  Speaker 1: And I do that five times a month. I want
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  Speaker 1: to prove to you that it's honest and just. If
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  Speaker 1: it lands on you, then I pay.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, And if it doesn't land on me, then
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  Speaker 2: then you're not gonna pay as this one.
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  Speaker 1: Then we try next month again.
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  Speaker 2: Do you think.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to spin my little will?
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  Speaker 2: Look, I don't want to know which will spin and
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  Speaker 2: which lands.
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  Speaker 1: Look. I spin it. Yeah, I spin it. Okay, it
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  Speaker 1: landed on voter com for this month. Okay, Now I
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  Speaker 1: spin it again harder. Okay. Oh that's my baby's ballet essense.
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  Speaker 1: That pre much? Okay, No, there's three more goes.
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  Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no, that's not fair and just.
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  Speaker 1: It is fair and just. It's the only way I
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  Speaker 1: know how listen. Okay, So in your perspective, Edgars, Edgars,
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  Speaker 1: it was so close, you were so close, you were
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  Speaker 1: so close.
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  Speaker 2: No, I don't know. I don't think it must spain
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  Speaker 2: it at all, because that is not the way. One girl,
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  Speaker 2: that's playing your dat.
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  Speaker 1: You want me to go faster slow. It's your chance.
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  Speaker 1: It's your chance.
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  Speaker 2: No, I don't. I've got no say in the way
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  Speaker 2: you play it. Either faster or slower and faster slow.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's the way you have some form of involvement,
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  Speaker 1: faster or slow.
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  Speaker 2: Slow.
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  Speaker 1: That it was so close it landed on d S TV.
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  Speaker 1: I must pay them.
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  Speaker 2: I think you're acting our time in Astagona.
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  Speaker 1: One was spin Okay, hold on? Oh no, do you
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  Speaker 1: want to know what did land on? Okay, it's my
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  Speaker 1: wife's car came on this min to Audi. Sorry, so close.
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  Speaker 1: Next month we'll hold times. We'll try again. Okay, No
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  Speaker 1: we won't. Okay, just say little pray.
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  Speaker 2: I'm okay, fine, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Hope it lends on. Just just pray it lends on
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  Speaker 1: you next month.
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  Speaker 2: And if it doesn't, then we do it the month
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  Speaker 2: after that. Yeah it doesn't, then we do it the
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  Speaker 2: month after that. Ye it doesn't, Then we do it
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  Speaker 2: six months like that. Yes, that's fair and just to you.
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  Speaker 1: You're a first, not to me. So it was honest
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  Speaker 1: and fair. Didn't got too much funny if everybody's funny,
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  Speaker 1: hundred develop fair just way.
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  Speaker 2: He developed this will and then okay, I got money
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  Speaker 2: years in spa. Oh you know it's the baby scrash.
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  Speaker 2: Now you're asking about the spread fast, slow.
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  Speaker 1: Sor next month. I've just spoken to my wife. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and she told me that she already paid vot com. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so it means we get another spin set.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, we're not going to spend No,
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  Speaker 2: we're not playing the lottery. You are in money. You know,
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  Speaker 2: in the real world, you don't spend wheels to pay
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  Speaker 2: your debt and sail and judge like you said.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, oh wait, that was not a good one. I'll
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  Speaker 1: give you a good chance here. Oh guess what.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, bad luck.
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  Speaker 1: It's my fees for country club. Yes, I'll call you
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  Speaker 1: next month.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, sure whatever, thank you, Okay, bye, okay, bye bye. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: You know, buddy, I need to play.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, mister Fritz, Yes, sir, all don do you know
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  Speaker 1: what m hmm do you know what it's landed on?
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  Speaker 2: But probably any other of your accounts.
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  Speaker 1: It's landed on. Wacked Simpson.
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  Speaker 2: Where's some gunny, I'm gonna get your bostard.
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  Speaker 1: Go make a wheel today. I've got the plans. I'll
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  Speaker 1: upload them to you. You can make a wheel. We
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  Speaker 1: love debt absolutely. I love that the wheel of debt