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OUTRO: PotASSium · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all your mad Bastards, Loving the Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Get Up Even Closer on Instagram YouTube and Tick Chop
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  Speaker 2: heard hac.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah man, hey fellows, Hi got a technical question for you,
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  Speaker 3: and I want you to explain it to me and
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  Speaker 3: Hoodie Jay terms not your game of boy chet terms.
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  Speaker 2: All right, all right, well you going the wrong way
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  Speaker 2: about it?
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  Speaker 1: What's a widget?
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  Speaker 2: A widget is something that was heavily used, probably over
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  Speaker 2: ten years ago. Have you just discovered them?
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  Speaker 3: It's just that when I turn my phone off and
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  Speaker 3: then power up again, it says your widget is loading.
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  Speaker 2: So it's like a special on my computer. It's like
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  Speaker 2: the widget bar is this annoying thing that pops up
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  Speaker 2: on the side of the screen sometimes and it's really annoying.
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  Speaker 2: And it was like a thing they brought in about
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  Speaker 2: ten years ago.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so I've got a really old phone, then, well
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  Speaker 3: you yeah.
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  Speaker 2: A lot of new phones have widgets too, but it's
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  Speaker 2: not very used.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I don't use my widget that I'm aware of. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: do you guys use your widget? Do you use pugs?
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  Speaker 2: I am using my widget as much as I can.
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  Speaker 4: Apparently, it's an application or a component of an interface
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  Speaker 4: that enables a user to perform a function or acts.
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  Speaker 4: It's a service, so it's just a functional.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, feelers, just another technical question here, what's an interface?
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  Speaker 2: An interface is when you have let's say you're eating
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  Speaker 2: something like a banana, right, and you put.
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  Speaker 1: It into your phone.
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  Speaker 3: Oh okay, yeah, good, yeah, I just needed to have
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  Speaker 3: clarity on that.
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  Speaker 2: And the thing that you use to hold the banana
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  Speaker 2: is called a widget. Okay, yeah, good stuff, that sucker.
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  Speaker 2: And I don't.
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  Speaker 1: Eat bananas though, don't you know why not?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes they do?
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  Speaker 2: Like oh okay, it's changed the tune a pugs, God, pugs,
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  Speaker 2: can you clip this off?
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  Speaker 3: If I'm making a smoothie, I'll have a banana. I'm
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  Speaker 3: not ainal like your wife and the sense.
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  Speaker 2: There don't say anal like my very anal with bananas.
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  Speaker 3: So we know plugs who breaks them into little bets
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  Speaker 3: and then freezes there.
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  Speaker 2: That's not my wife being anal. Jakes, you've got this
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  Speaker 2: thing against people being organized, and she when your bananas
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  Speaker 2: get old and the fruit bowl, you then break them
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  Speaker 2: up and put them into a sandwich bag and freeze it.
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  Speaker 2: And then you've got great little smoothie things ready to go.
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  Speaker 2: It makes your smoothiess cold. See, I'm a step in
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  Speaker 2: between there.
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  Speaker 4: I just put the whole banana.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what my wife.
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  Speaker 2: And then just PLoP the whole thing out. But defrosting
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  Speaker 2: it defeats the point you put the frozen ones in
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  Speaker 2: so that it's cold.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but my wife doesn't use the banana for a
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  Speaker 3: smoothie though.
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  Speaker 1: She uses them for cakes or if we've.
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  Speaker 5: Got like oaves, if we've got like muffins, bananas that yeah,
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  Speaker 5: muffins muffins, I mean bananas that have turned pugsn Okay,
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  Speaker 5: she'll stick them straight in the freezer.
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  Speaker 4: There.
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  Speaker 3: Tell you what I get my goat is cleaning out
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  Speaker 3: the freezer. There's like when he bloody rottens in there.
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  Speaker 2: They've still got the skin on. Yeah, why I get
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  Speaker 2: the skin on you? I know, but we've established that
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  Speaker 2: you are batshit crazy. It's because you've got to peel
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  Speaker 2: a frozen skin off.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's why you defrost it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, I understand. If she's using it to make
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  Speaker 2: cakes or loaves or muffins.
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  Speaker 4: What about putting it in your porridge.
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  Speaker 1: I've got me worried.
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  Speaker 2: You know that Porridges is nickname for his back door.
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  Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I plugged my arse.
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  Speaker 1: Cold. Just you know what he says, shocking.
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  Speaker 2: I've heard him. I've heard him. He says, getting all
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  Speaker 2: this potassium in my asium, That's what he says. It's
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  Speaker 2: really fucked Honestly.
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  Speaker 3: There is that theory eight that you because often you
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  Speaker 3: shove things up there, you know, because it's the best
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  Speaker 3: way to distribute whatever it is your system.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's what I mean faster.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it would have worked with a banana.
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  Speaker 3: Especially if if you lift it it's frozen and it'll
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  Speaker 3: probably give you a stomach creamps.
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  Speaker 2: See.
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  Speaker 1: I think that is how big the banana is too.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. But also I don't know if you know, there's pugs.
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  Speaker 2: But I don't have teeth in my ass, so my
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  Speaker 2: digestive system where I eat it as part of the
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  Speaker 2: digestive system, that part is missing from the shelving of
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  Speaker 2: the banana.
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  Speaker 4: You know how cold makes your muscles contract?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 2: Do you what does it? Though? It was the opposite?
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  Speaker 1: No, no, if you had.
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  Speaker 4: Come on, man, if you had a frozen banana in
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  Speaker 4: your back door, I do apologize. If you had a
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  Speaker 4: frozen banana in your back door? Would that then contract
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  Speaker 4: your back door and then you'd have some trouble getting
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  Speaker 4: it out, And.
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  Speaker 3: We're we're talking peeled here in your back door. Huh,
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  Speaker 3: So what was your question?
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  Speaker 4: Would if you had a frozen banana, yes, and you
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  Speaker 4: elected to backdoor it back door, it would the muscles
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  Speaker 4: then contract and make it even just marginally more difficult
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  Speaker 4: to remove it. Say you changed your mind and visited it.
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  Speaker 3: Would be like like a snake eating a rat.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you're like a bowel constructor.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it would just sort of squeeze it to death,
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  Speaker 3: and then all the bits of banana would float around
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  Speaker 3: and then the load around.
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  Speaker 2: In this little analogy you've got here, the snake is
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  Speaker 2: lying on so is pugs lying on all just lying
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  Speaker 2: flat on the ground, slowly unhinging its jaw on the
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  Speaker 2: back end obviously, just slowly making its way.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It just goes through the system and then just hinders it.
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  Speaker 1: Have you got a hinge on your anus? Yes? Like
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  Speaker 1: a cat door, is it? No, there's a lot of
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  Speaker 1: going in and out. No, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: It's set to go in and out. Yeah, any the
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  Speaker 2: neighborhood cats can come and go yeah.
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  Speaker 1: In your nurse. It's neighborhood. Get to my nurse.
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  Speaker 3: Amen, Well you're shoving frozen bananas up there.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, where does it stop?
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  Speaker 5: The whole Larky Big Show week days from four on
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  Speaker 5: Radio Hurarchy, remember with the Warky Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Hey shall we move on to something more?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, more palatable pressing?
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  Speaker 2: What did you get up to today?
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  Speaker 3: Jas I was tired today, man, Yeah, fucking tired. Seem
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  Speaker 3: to say second tired. Ah, it just went no, just
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  Speaker 3: be tired.
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  Speaker 2: But also, Jace, today's your last day. Then you're going
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  Speaker 2: your massive vacation. Yeah, but to be fearing five days
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  Speaker 2: because it's labor weekend, which is great.
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  Speaker 3: That is really and I'll be honest with your feeling.
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  Speaker 3: I was very much looking forward to it, but then
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  Speaker 3: we were looking to go away.
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  Speaker 1: But we've left it too late.
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  Speaker 2: So you're not going to do that now.
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  Speaker 3: Well we might find some cheeky little place to stay.
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  Speaker 2: The better an option.
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  Speaker 1: Nah, it's been booked with about that.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry, sorry man, I really needed to get back.
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  Speaker 1: I love it.
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  Speaker 2: There are you doing your Broken Wood read through?
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  Speaker 1: Yes? Next week?
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  Speaker 2: So it's next week now?
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  Speaker 1: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: Because it was classic Jason that when he finally gets
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  Speaker 2: a day off Broken Wood hits them up and says,
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  Speaker 2: we need to do a table read that day.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, yeah, well I didn't move it and I
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  Speaker 3: found out why, which I won't get into.
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  Speaker 1: But now next.
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  Speaker 3: Week's look and chuck it. So it'll be Butler, I'll
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  Speaker 3: be grateful to have five days. I'll be honest with you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that that episode of Broken Wood, because you said
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  Speaker 2: it's heavily revolving around you, that episode, a lot of
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  Speaker 2: it is. Yeah, so who dies in it? And who?
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  Speaker 1: Can't tell you that? Key? I just so I know,
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  Speaker 1: contractually I can't tell you that you're a little closer
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  Speaker 1: to the microphone.
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  Speaker 3: I'd rather stick a frozen banana up my ass than
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  Speaker 3: tell you that.
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  Speaker 2: Really, what if it doesn't leave this room? So you
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  Speaker 2: just say, all right, so this episode's coming, old bleeper Jay,
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  Speaker 2: old bleepers can you Yeah, pugs will bleep it. So
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  Speaker 2: you just say upcoming season of broken Wood. Hello, my
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  Speaker 2: name's Jason Hoyt, and the upcoming season of Broken Wood,
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  Speaker 2: episode three, my character blah blah blah gets murdered by
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  Speaker 2: blah blah blah.
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  Speaker 3: No, would you get fired for that? You get a
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  Speaker 3: lot of shit for that. Yes, yeah right, you'd get
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  Speaker 3: in a lot.
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  Speaker 2: Have you ever in your years working experienced someone doing
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  Speaker 2: someone like that something like that?
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  Speaker 3: Well, you know, in all seriousness, and you guys will
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  Speaker 3: find this, being the up and comers that you are,
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  Speaker 3: they get very very I'm talking ads, I'm talking filming,
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  Speaker 3: very very big on confidentiality and if you're spurting off stuff,
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  Speaker 3: huh and letting people know about you know, if you
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  Speaker 3: just did an audition and this was the part you
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  Speaker 3: were going for and this was the storyline and blah
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  Speaker 3: blah blah blah blah, you'd be in the shitter.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah right, And it doesn't matter what not.
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  Speaker 1: For pug sound shitter.
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  Speaker 2: It's even a you're because you call it your shitter,
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  Speaker 2: right ah. So it's and that's way more classy than that.
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  Speaker 2: That's not just for like a TV show I've broken with.
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  Speaker 2: It's for commercials and shit.
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  Speaker 1: And actually commercials especially.
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  Speaker 2: Because it's like, oh man, I auditioned for the role
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  Speaker 2: of blah blah eating a packet of chips for four seconds,
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  Speaker 2: like no one actually gives a fuck. You know, it's
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  Speaker 2: outside of the filming world.
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  Speaker 3: No, but I might say that and then someone that
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  Speaker 3: works here might work and have their own chip brand
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  Speaker 3: and go, oh, that's interesting. They're doing a campaign about chips.
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  Speaker 3: Are I Can you know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 2: Competitors? Yes, I see because my wife, who works for
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  Speaker 2: a supermarket chain in marketing, she'll often say, blah blah blah,
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  Speaker 2: we're doing this, but don't tell anyone, And I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going to tell anyone that we're bringing out
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  Speaker 2: a new cucumber or something like, I don't care. But
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  Speaker 2: then she worries I'm gonna go on the big show
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  Speaker 2: and we're so starved of good content. Yes that My
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  Speaker 2: first thing is hey, guys, I've got something here, And
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  Speaker 2: then I just hey, did you know there's a new
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  Speaker 2: cucumber coming out? And by coming out, I don't mean
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  Speaker 2: I pugs a shit.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I was gonna.
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  Speaker 3: Say que camber the pass.
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  Speaker 4: Well yeah, man, but you know, like, I'm really excited
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  Speaker 4: to give it a go.
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  Speaker 3: You wouldn't want to get one of those spiky ones,
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  Speaker 3: would you, Yeah, you know, like the old school them.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, with a little sort of ridges.
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  Speaker 2: You might like that because you've got your telegraph cucumber
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  Speaker 2: and then you've got your shorter, stumpier one.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, with a little the Persian ones as well,
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  Speaker 4: which is slightly slightly shorter.
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  Speaker 1: You said they're perfect.
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  Speaker 2: Huh, they say you said what you said I heard
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  Speaker 2: was nothing like a Persian to get me. That is
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  Speaker 2: what I heard. You say, what's that?
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  Speaker 1: I hope?
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  Speaker 4: So I haven't heard about the Singi yet, so that
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  Speaker 4: means she hasn't. I was having this discussion about how
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  Speaker 4: you tell confidential things when you're obviously in a relationship.
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  Speaker 4: So like my partner, for example, got told something in
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  Speaker 4: confidence by somebody else and so then by proxy, it's like,
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  Speaker 4: how big is the radius of like just telling.
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  Speaker 1: That very very small? Well, that's what I mean.
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  Speaker 4: But it's like, you know, everybody has a different sort
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  Speaker 4: of radius of like I can I can trust this
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  Speaker 4: person with my life in terms of telling them in
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  Speaker 4: confidence or needing to process that with this person?
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  Speaker 2: What did you because you can tell us I can
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  Speaker 2: tell you that, and then they I'm gonna bleep that really?
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  Speaker 1: Okay? Well why you didn't say anything?
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  Speaker 3: Man, I'm annoying?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, fine, man, I'm sorry, Jason, You're not annoying man.
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  Speaker 2: Oh ship, sorry, man, I don't.
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  Speaker 1: Need to apologize.
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  Speaker 2: My constant or apologizing for pokeson know you one you Ken,
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  Speaker 2: I haven't heard that name since high school. Hey, listen
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  Speaker 2: to the Big Show four or seven week days. It's
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  Speaker 2: good listening. Sure, and Jason, you have a great holiday mate.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks mate.
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  Speaker 2: Oh feel good?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah no, I just dropped my gum see ye bye