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Kyle got her husband....well....excited · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: We got thousand dollars a Pat Pikey's money. We can
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  Speaker 1: play minute to one it we did forget to play
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  Speaker 1: minute twenty yesterday?
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  Speaker 2: Oop?
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  Speaker 3: We did?
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  Speaker 2: Oops? Sarah, Hello, good morning.
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  Speaker 4: How are you guys?
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  Speaker 2: Good? What are you got going today? What are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: Where are you going? Right now?
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  Speaker 4: I am on my way to my first day of
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  Speaker 4: a job, which I am tired of this slate, but
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  Speaker 4: I have a great feeling about it.
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  Speaker 3: So you do, guys, Oh my god, attitude first day
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  Speaker 3: on the job and you're late.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: Got to set the standard for those employees.
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  Speaker 2: Do you where do you? Where do you work?
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  Speaker 4: It's a place that uh packages cosmetics and there's like
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  Speaker 4: an assembly line where you know, first day?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I know what I do? All right, we got
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  Speaker 2: here's a chance one thousand bucks. Sarah.
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  Speaker 3: All right, Sarah, let's lock it in you and me.
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  Speaker 3: I really want you to win this thousand dollars for
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  Speaker 3: your first day. What a great bonus for you. Sixty
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  Speaker 3: seconds on the clock, ten questions right, and you win.
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  Speaker 3: All right, Here we go. I just might is the
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  Speaker 3: name of the number one song in the country right now?
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  Speaker 2: Who sings it?
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  Speaker 1: Pretty much?
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  Speaker 3: What color is the m in? The McDonald's logo.
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  Speaker 4: Uh.
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  Speaker 3: Yellow Atlanta is the capital city of what US state?
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  Speaker 4: Georgia.
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  Speaker 3: The sphere Cosmopolitan in Caesar's Palace are all attractions in
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  Speaker 3: what US city? Uh, let's see what famous smart person
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  Speaker 3: came up with the theory of relativity. Name a famous
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  Speaker 3: smart person. You'll probably get it. Dilutes you, Sarah, Oh.
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  Speaker 2: What happens on speakerphone? What did you say?
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  Speaker 3: He answer?
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  Speaker 4: Please marry, Yeah, I said Albert.
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  Speaker 5: I said, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 3: What is the only US state that starts with the
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  Speaker 3: letter p?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 5: Time?
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  Speaker 3: Sarah, I'm so sad at time? You got five though.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what happened to my phone?
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  Speaker 3: Like stupid phone. Yeah, that's problem, that's part of it.
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  Speaker 2: Were you googling? No?
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  Speaker 4: I wasn't. I was trying to be trying to got
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  Speaker 4: my turny. Not hit someone?
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  Speaker 2: You hit someone? Oh? Not hit something.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't hit anyone, No, no.
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  Speaker 3: Said Sarah. All right, yeah, I mean to play this game.
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  Speaker 3: I think you's gotta be parked on before off speakerphone.
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  Speaker 2: You're not responsible?
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  Speaker 4: I agree?
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  Speaker 5: I agree?
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  Speaker 2: All right, Sarah, thanks for playing. Good luck?
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  Speaker 3: I worked today.
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  Speaker 2: She's late. What's the misunderstanding you have with your husband.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, I'll have to I'll have to word this in
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  Speaker 5: a in a way. So we had our tax appointment yesterday,
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  Speaker 5: which is like such a relief to get it over with.
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  Speaker 5: But I noticed something about Scott during that meeting, and
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  Speaker 5: it wasn't really like the appropriate time to bring it up.
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  Speaker 5: So we left the meeting and we had driven separately
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  Speaker 5: because I came straight from work. We had met there
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  Speaker 5: and we got home and when we got home, we
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  Speaker 5: were having like this kind of serious discussion about stuff
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  Speaker 5: that came up at the tax meeting that we have
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  Speaker 5: to like figure out, you know, like husband and wife
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  Speaker 5: adult things, right. And so we finished talking about this,
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  Speaker 5: and the whole time, I'm I'm thinking about, I need
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  Speaker 5: to bring this other thing up to him.
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  Speaker 3: I need to bring this.
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  Speaker 2: Other thing up to him because it's like it's kind
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  Speaker 2: of bothering me.
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  Speaker 5: And so we finished the conversation and he's kind of
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  Speaker 5: standing in the kitchen and I just like look at him.
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, Okay, I feel like this is a good
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  Speaker 5: time bring it up, and I go, can I like
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  Speaker 5: take care of something for you? And his face lit
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  Speaker 5: up like I just told him Christmas was about to
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  Speaker 5: happen like he was thinking things were about to go down,
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  Speaker 5: like I was all of a sudden in the mood
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  Speaker 5: after in taxes. I don't know what he was thinking.
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  Speaker 6: And I said, oh my god, no, that's like not
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  Speaker 6: where I was going with this. You have an eyebrow
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  Speaker 6: hair that is.
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  Speaker 2: A really weird.
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  Speaker 6: Way, and I really have to pull it out, like
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  Speaker 6: I have to get this up your face.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, you said so, you said, can I take care
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  Speaker 1: of something for you? Yes, meaning I'm gonna there's an
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  Speaker 1: eyebell hair I.
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  Speaker 3: Can keep out for you.
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  Speaker 2: Hell yeah you can.
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  Speaker 3: What a tragedy for him.
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  Speaker 6: Every way, Sorry to like let you down get in
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  Speaker 6: every way that text for him?
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  Speaker 3: Every way?
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  Speaker 5: He was like, how long have you been wanting to
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  Speaker 5: say that?
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  Speaker 2: I was like since our text appointment meeting.
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  Speaker 6: It was really just it was like it was protruding
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  Speaker 6: too that it wasn't.
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  Speaker 1: Like that if it was what he thought it was.
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  Speaker 1: The next week, Hey, let's do a Texas again.
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  Speaker 6: Trust me, that do not get me excited the taxes.
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  Speaker 1: It's because we all have to do our taxes and
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  Speaker 1: we all have stories of miscommunication, misunderstanding.
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  Speaker 2: Did you guys laugh, did you pull it out? Did
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  Speaker 2: you like, I did pull it out. He did laugh,
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  Speaker 2: and then he was like, all right, I'm gonna go
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  Speaker 2: work now.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, what else could you do? Poor fell disappointment,
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  Speaker 3: I mean, but at least at least she took care
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  Speaker 3: of it. I was trying to help.
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  Speaker 5: It's like really it was like really long and just
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  Speaker 5: like straight out I would want him to do the
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  Speaker 5: same for me.
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  Speaker 3: I just sank for him before.
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  Speaker 1: If you have a misunderstanding too with your wife, because
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  Speaker 1: you guys are like, she started her own business and
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  Speaker 1: now you're working there.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't want to work at it. I don't
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  Speaker 3: want to second job. You like a misunder city Stacey
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  Speaker 3: has like eight jobs. We all know that, right. She
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  Speaker 3: runs all kinds of things. I know, but this thing,
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  Speaker 3: this venue she has. I keep on getting invited up there,
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  Speaker 3: like hey, come up, meet me up here and we'll
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  Speaker 3: go to dinner. Or last week she invited me to
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  Speaker 3: a wedding of one of our mutual friends. I thought
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  Speaker 3: I was going to the wedding, but I was moving
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  Speaker 3: chairs around. I was cleaning up glasses that spilled. I
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  Speaker 3: was trying to clean up a bathroom. There was a
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  Speaker 3: pipe messed up in the bathroom. I'm not a plumber.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know how to do any of this stuff.
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  Speaker 3: I even helped arrange flowers. I was cutting up flowers
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  Speaker 3: and in putting them in vases. I had to go
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  Speaker 3: to Trader Joe's to pick up that's what they say, sauss,
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  Speaker 3: not faces. They say of os. I had to go
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  Speaker 3: to Trader jose and pick up It's bougie, I was.
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  Speaker 3: I was sweeping up the patio, like this is a
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  Speaker 3: job for me. Every time I go up there and
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  Speaker 3: think I'm gonna be I thought I was a guest
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  Speaker 3: at the wedding. I was hired help. I was moving
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  Speaker 3: chairs around, I was putting table settings on, checking with
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  Speaker 3: the is the food ready, is the part tender ready?
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  Speaker 3: I don't want I don't want to work there. And
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  Speaker 3: every time, in fact, when we had our Black Friday, swore,
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  Speaker 3: I thought I was just having the party there. And
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  Speaker 3: I show up and I'm ready for the party, and
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  Speaker 3: Stacey says, I need you to go to the storage
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  Speaker 3: facility and pick up two couches by myself, get two couches,
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  Speaker 3: load them up, bring them back to the party, and
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, let's just cancel the party. Then I don't
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  Speaker 3: want to have the party if I have to work here.
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  Speaker 1: Speaking of couches, IL was telling you guys on my
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  Speaker 1: couch got eaten up by a dog, and I got
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  Speaker 1: a Living Spaces.
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  Speaker 2: Somebody sent me a DM.
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  Speaker 1: It says that Living Spaces has like a one year
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  Speaker 1: guarantee that you could send it back.
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  Speaker 2: They'll send you the cushion or something like that. Oh really,
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  Speaker 2: I mean I told my wife, I please call Living
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  Speaker 2: Spaces see if they can do that.
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  Speaker 3: I thought you had that lady coming to fix it.
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  Speaker 2: She hasn't come yet. She hasn't there.
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  Speaker 1: There are like said, they're asking too many questions. There's
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  Speaker 1: a lady, does that come fix the couch cushion because
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  Speaker 1: the dog ripped it opened, And she told me about
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  Speaker 1: this lady that was gonna come and pick up the cushion.
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  Speaker 1: But she hasn't come yet, and she's asking all these
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  Speaker 1: questions like does it have a zipper or does it
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  Speaker 1: have it whatever?
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  Speaker 5: And oh, I thought you met like too many questions
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  Speaker 5: like how many days vacation do you take?
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  Speaker 3: What medications are you watch? Why does that matter.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly?
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  Speaker 3: You know what you should have her do. If you
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  Speaker 3: have the lady do it, you know, you can have
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  Speaker 3: your couch double stuffed, so it's like super soft.
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  Speaker 1: I like it hard. My couch is hard. At the
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  Speaker 1: couch yea double stuff But I'm I'm I'm hoping it's
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  Speaker 1: funny because the couch got chewed up. So now I
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  Speaker 1: don't even go to that room anymore.
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  Speaker 3: He's totally done.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm done, totally on the other side of it's
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  Speaker 1: just not the same. I need a complete couch, he.
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  Speaker 3: Showed on your side.
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  Speaker 1: No, I haven't got aside yet. I've only sat on
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  Speaker 1: the couch twice. Like it's it's kind of hard because
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  Speaker 1: you got to break your rhythm. Like I I go
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  Speaker 1: into the living room to watch TV, and there's a
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  Speaker 1: couch there that I really like, and the other couch
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  Speaker 1: with the big screen TV I really like too.
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  Speaker 2: But it's a little bit further.
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  Speaker 1: Of a walk, and I like to take my snacks
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  Speaker 1: with me in there, so it's a shorter walk because
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  Speaker 1: I go back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. Hopefully,
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  Speaker 1: when this medicine kicks in, I won't be snacking and
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  Speaker 1: I can watch TV. It's hard to watch TV and
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  Speaker 1: not snack for me, I've developed that, you know, Like
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  Speaker 1: I snack and watch TV like your habit. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 1: like always. I ate a whole bag of popcorn yesterday, going,
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  Speaker 1: when the hell is this? GLP three? You gotta kick in?
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  Speaker 1: Do you have different snacks for different TV shows? No,
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  Speaker 1: I just have my favorite, my go tos. I got
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  Speaker 1: my grapes, I got my Greek yogurt, I got my
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  Speaker 1: fire popcorn, and then I like the Chloe is it?
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  Speaker 2: Chloe the Cloud popcorn? I love that popcorn. I love
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  Speaker 2: it