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*PATREON PREVIEW* Santa Stories · What's The Juice?

• 0:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Would you rather get one good gift or like multiples like bad gifts?
• 0:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, no, not bad gifts, but like one big good gift or a few smaller gifts.
• 0:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, as a kid, how big can a gift be?
• 0:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: You can get a car.
• 0:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you want toys.
• 0:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 0:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: So, like we talking about the size of the toy, like, I think I always like two gifts, because to me, a gift was a gift.
• 0:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, I was already happy.
• 0:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, there's no gift that's like, I mean, obviously there's one that you feel like are better than others, but I feel like... Stop saying, I feel like.
• 0:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Stop saying, I feel like.
• 0:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, we talked about this.
• 0:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: You say, I feel like too much.
• 0:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: I do, and it's a problem.
• 0:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so in 20 conscious about it.
• 0:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: So in 20, oh, I am.
• 0:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 0:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: But in 2026, I'm going to stop.
• 0:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is when the...
• 0:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: When the stop saying it.
• 0:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: In the new year, I'm going to...
• 0:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so no more, I feel like.
• 0:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Unless it really just makes sense.
• 0:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 1:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so, oh, you asked me how I realized...
• 1:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: So did you know that Santa was in real?
• 1:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't remember, I don't remember when I realized he wasn't real.
• 1:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: But I remember that.
• 1:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: But there was a time where you thought, say no, it was a real.
• 1:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like...
• 1:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Those times were weird.
• 1:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, comes.
• 1:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: I used to watch Santa on the online like Santa map.
• 1:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's crazy.
• 1:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: When they first, I don't know.
• 1:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know, it was, I mean, I was the online Santa map.
• 1:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't think by the time that that was a thing, you probably already knew that Santa wasn't real.
• 1:38
  [UNKNOWN]: Oh.
• 1:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: but I remember he was like the last few years when I was maybe like seven, eight, where that was like 7,000, 7,000, eight.
• 1:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: So they made like a Santa map where you could go online and see where Santa is depending on the time zone.
• 1:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so then it was like all of Santa's in like Paris right now.
• 1:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's working.
• 1:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it was crazy.
• 2:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's who was so exciting.
• 2:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I feel like it's important.
• 2:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: I feel like I want to give.
• 2:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: I feel like I want to give our kids that too.
• 2:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: I want to give our kids that we never I didn't have a time where somebody dressed at Pesanta because I was the last one in my family that still believed in it.
• 2:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: My cousins and my siblings were already older but when my sister and my brother were young I think like somebody dressed up at Santa.
• 2:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Somal from the family?
• 2:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 2:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: Why?
• 2:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because it was fun for the kids to see Santa and I just think keeping this sort of magical life for children, I can still remember how magical I felt even now knowing that it wasn't real.
• 2:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: When it was real, it was the best thing ever.
• 2:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I want
• 2:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and on me too, did you guys have a go to the mall to take pictures with the sand that was down there?
• 3:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, that was interesting.
• 3:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, it might be a thing now, but like mall Santa didn't really exist.
• 3:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Or at least we didn't really do that.
• 3:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Why is Santa so magical for kids?
• 3:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like they get so excited.
• 3:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because it's the whole concept of like...
• 3:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: some strange person like coming to your house and dropping off a bunch of presidents and then you get to this right I would write like my gift list of like what I want for Christmas
• 3:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was so so cute.
• 3:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: There was so many like home videos of different Christmas and like what we looked like.
• 3:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's so good that you guys did that.
• 3:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: We never really made home videos like parents didn't record us.
• 3:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Everyone in my family like my grandpa, my parents, like everybody was really into like filming and documenting, which is really interesting.
• 3:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Now basically what I do.
• 3:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: who took some photos but like I cannot find this videos of of me doing shit when I was young I mean I might have just wanted to have me dancing on my own cause wedding yeah but it's interesting because you don't have anything like even later maybe when you were but I don't know like seven eight
• 4:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, I don't have videos of me doing anything.
• 4:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, 12, 15.
• 4:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, okay, 15, I guess you weren't really.
• 4:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: 15.
• 4:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: A 15 where they're phones?
• 4:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: What else?
• 4:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, I don't have, I may have just a couple basketball videos of me when I was 15.
• 4:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: But they're on the phone.
• 4:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but I don't have like videos of me when I was like 11 or 10 doing anything.
• 4:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Damn.
• 4:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, it's in your head, obviously.
• 4:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: And you have some photos.
• 4:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: But yeah, I don't know.
• 4:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: My family was just everybody, most people in my family were just huge with, like, as soon as they could buy, like a big ass camcorder, like, my dad was always filming that.
• 5:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: There's a whole story where, like, I broke the mic because I grabbed, like, the thing covering the mic.
• 5:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: When I was a baby, obviously, but to answer the question, I remember the time when I realized Cric Santa was in real
• 5:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think I was eight or nine.
• 5:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: My siblings already knew, obviously.
• 5:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: And we were in the living room.
• 5:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then they were like, oh, Ali, let's go into the room and like hang out or whatever, which I thought was weird because I never, it's not a thing to be like, oh, let's go play in the room.
• 5:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: We were older.
• 5:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like my sister was, I don't know, 14 or 15.
• 5:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: My brother was 12, we didn't really hang out like that.
• 5:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: I already thought that was weird.
• 5:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then my mom then was in her room and I could hear from my room how she was like ripping paper.
• 5:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I think they were just kind of like over me not knowing and they didn't want to keep her tending on this whole thing so they got a little sloppy.
• 5:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then I remember also I was looking for socks in my mom's closet because I needed socks.
• 6:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: I remember seeing like something that looked like it was closed that would fit me.
• 6:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: That were in like a new clothes because they were in this like plastic wrapping thing.
• 6:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 6:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: So I was like, oh, I wonder if those are for me.
• 6:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: But then I didn't think about it anymore.
• 6:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then I saw that was one of my gifts.
• 6:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Did that ruin Christmas for you after that?
• 6:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, it didn't ruin Christmas.
• 6:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Christmas is still fun.
• 6:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, I'm still excited for Christmas now, you know?
• 6:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, so speaking about Christmas now.
• 6:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.