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Why Do I Know  What Your Naked A$$ Looks Like? · Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

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  Speaker 1: Why do I know what your naked ass looks like.
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  Speaker 1: It's one more thing. One more thing? Is that two
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  Speaker 1: coarse for you? That was coarse before I get to
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  Speaker 1: the coarseness. Do you realize we're suffering through a quandemic
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  Speaker 1: run near quandemic? As the front page USA Today today.
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  Speaker 1: Pandemic that's a pandemic with four diseases going on in once, flu, covid,
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  Speaker 1: R S V, and neurovirus. That's three, okay, four all
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  Speaker 1: at the same time. They're near pandemic level, So it's
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  Speaker 1: a pandemic.
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  Speaker 2: Is one of those bird flu is that is that
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  Speaker 2: the rs I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Flu, So we might have a quintemic.
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  Speaker 3: It's out of huh many humans are getting the bird flu.
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  Speaker 1: I might have it. We'll talk more about that on
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  Speaker 1: the Armstrong and Getty radio show. Before the podcast we're
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  Speaker 1: talking earlier about UH, had to quick try to find
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  Speaker 1: somebody to fix a leak in the roof, and like
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  Speaker 1: I just googled it. I mean like as an emergency,
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  Speaker 1: I just quick googled a company and they had five
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  Speaker 1: star reviews and I had to come out and guy
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  Speaker 1: comes out who speaks no English, Russian or Ukraine or
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  Speaker 1: something like that, Like he's using his phone, like he
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  Speaker 1: talks into his phone and then his phone would do
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  Speaker 1: the Google translator and say, what is the problem? Go
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  Speaker 1: back forard, Like you know this is not the handiest
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  Speaker 1: for me. It was my first thought, Hey, he didn't
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  Speaker 1: have a ladder, so you wanted to know if he
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  Speaker 1: could borrow a ladder and then got a ladder, and
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  Speaker 1: then he needed help getting down off the roof.
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  Speaker 4: Well, ladders are so seldom needed in roofing, you wouldn't
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  Speaker 4: expected guy care.
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  Speaker 1: You can just jump. I'm just I'm amazed that. So
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  Speaker 1: it's a company where they got somebody who answers a
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  Speaker 1: phone and then he said, like, we got some guys
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  Speaker 1: in your area, we'll send one out. So you've like
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  Speaker 1: you've put in the effort to have like a number
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  Speaker 1: and a system and you're trying to run a company.
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  Speaker 1: How do you not everybody have a ladder? Are you
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  Speaker 1: with me? Okay, go out there. I mean, I just
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  Speaker 1: don't understand how places aren't better. I guess it always
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  Speaker 1: blows my mind that people don't try harder or they
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  Speaker 1: aren't they just aren't better. Yeah, I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: that is.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, that's Jack's rule for the year, Places be better,
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  Speaker 2: Places be better.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, as you know, I'm dealing with a situation like
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  Speaker 4: that where it's just the very most basic aspects of
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  Speaker 4: courtesy and communication or are not happening.
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  Speaker 1: So I guess my question was, is it is it
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  Speaker 1: an incompetence thing and like this is the best some
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  Speaker 1: people can do and that's just life. Or is it
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  Speaker 1: a they don't care, they just don't care? Is it
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  Speaker 1: a don't care? Is it apathy or ignorance? I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: and I don't care are one of our favorite all
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  Speaker 1: time things, but it might be a I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I just had an experience where some but he came
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  Speaker 2: out to do some work on my house on the outside,
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  Speaker 2: and I did a little walk around and noticed they
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  Speaker 2: broke two of my little statues in the backyard and
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  Speaker 2: knocked a piece of stone off the front of my
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  Speaker 2: house and propped it up against the wall and left.
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  Speaker 1: And said nothing. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So now I'm kind of like dealing with like do
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  Speaker 2: I call them.
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  Speaker 1: Like, hey, he broke my house, right, Yeah? And the
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  Speaker 1: chance that you're going to get a satisfactory result out
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  Speaker 1: of that is probably low.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you were doing something that had to do with
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  Speaker 2: my yard and somehow damaged the wall of my house.
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  Speaker 1: They're going to say, no, we didn't.
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  Speaker 4: It was like that when we were there. Have you
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  Speaker 4: paid them yet?
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's all said and done, and I didn't.
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  Speaker 2: I yeah, I didn't notice did the delayed walk around? Unfortunately,
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  Speaker 2: when I noticed one thing, I'm like, I have a
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  Speaker 2: feeling that's not just one thing.
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  Speaker 4: Look, I'm not going to suggest you do anything specific.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just gonna mention a couple of words and you
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  Speaker 4: take it from there.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, brick window.
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  Speaker 1: So to my teas of what was my teas? Why
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  Speaker 1: have I seen your naked ass?
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  Speaker 3: Or something like oh yeah, yeah, that's horrifying.
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  Speaker 1: I can't wait to get to this. Well, it's I
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  Speaker 1: guarantee I'm not the only person who's had this happen.
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  Speaker 1: They recommend that if you're hiring well practically anybody really,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm hiring sitters in a college town tends to
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  Speaker 1: be college girls. Everybody recommends check their social media to
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  Speaker 1: try to get an idea, you know, whether or not
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  Speaker 1: you you know, you check their references, you check their
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  Speaker 1: social media, that sort of stuff. This has happened multiple
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  Speaker 1: times where I'm hiring the college girl. I meet her,
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  Speaker 1: she comes to my house dressed in normal clothes and
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  Speaker 1: everything like that, like a normal person. And they and
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  Speaker 1: in this case, they've turned out to be incredibly responsible, great,
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  Speaker 1: everything you'd want sitters. But I go to the social
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  Speaker 1: media and I see them in ways that I don't
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  Speaker 1: need to know that is there. There should be. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know how you would do this. There should be
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  Speaker 1: some sort of social media. This is for the people
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  Speaker 1: who want to hire me social media for the people
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  Speaker 1: that want to date me. This is my social media,
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  Speaker 1: and there should be two different versions. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: To see you in a thong bikini with your back
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  Speaker 1: toward me, bent over in the pool, and then I
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  Speaker 1: have to greet you with.
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  Speaker 3: Star Do you have those links? Handy?
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  Speaker 1: No, Joe, stupid, don't do that. I'm not criticizing it.
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  Speaker 1: That's fine. You're a twenty one year old girl. That's
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  Speaker 1: what you're supposed to do with your life and whatever.
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  Speaker 4: I guess now, showing your naked ass is what you're
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  Speaker 4: supposed to be doing.
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  Speaker 2: The thong I have been a twenty one year old
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  Speaker 2: girl and did not do that.
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  Speaker 1: Well, some do, some don't. But again I'm not judging
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  Speaker 1: that at all. Incredibly responsible and professionally dressed at my house.
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  Speaker 1: I only know this because I went to the social media,
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  Speaker 1: but that's what they recommend, and there was nothing on
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  Speaker 1: there that was like a red flag in terms of
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  Speaker 1: wanting to hire them or whatever, and all the reference
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  Speaker 1: was good and they've been good, so I have no complaints. OK,
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  Speaker 1: it's just feel weird that I've seen your ass just
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  Speaker 1: words me.
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  Speaker 4: Out that's on you, that says you've said that sounds
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  Speaker 4: like a you problem.
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  Speaker 2: I think this would make it more comfortable, just casually
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  Speaker 2: bring it up in conversations.
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  Speaker 3: So what about this picture? Yeah, confront him with pictures.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd be like, so what is this? Where were you?
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  Speaker 1: And why this is?
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  Speaker 3: Hey? That looks like a really cool beach. Where is
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  Speaker 3: that that?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the way I do it. That's the way
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  Speaker 1: I do it. That's lamp. That lamp over there? Do
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  Speaker 1: you have any idea where I would get that? Because
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  Speaker 1: that's a cool lamp.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that would fit in beautifully. Here you can see
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  Speaker 3: like an inch of the beach.
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  Speaker 1: It's just all as where was that? This sand looks
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  Speaker 1: very nice and solid. Yeah, you're right, not everybody goes
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  Speaker 1: that far. But it's fairly common though. I mean, I've
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  Speaker 1: had a quite a few sitters over the last five years.
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  Speaker 1: It's pretty damn common. Certainly a bikini shot that's almost guaranteed,
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  Speaker 1: almost guaranteed, you're gonna see them in a bikini, And well,
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  Speaker 1: I find that weird. My dad never saw any of
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  Speaker 1: we had like two babies my whole life, but I
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  Speaker 1: guarantee you my dad never saw pictures of them in
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  Speaker 1: a bikini.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, I have been on beaches, both coasts,
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  Speaker 4: various lakes, Tahoe, et cetera. And yeah, that's sort of
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  Speaker 4: where the tiny bikini, the butt floss whatever is is
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  Speaker 4: fairly common. Oh yeah, I wouldn't make a big deal
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  Speaker 4: of that.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't, and I'm not. I just think it's weird
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  Speaker 1: that I've seen this. I wish there was a way
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  Speaker 1: I could not.
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  Speaker 2: I think wearing the bikini versus taking a photo of
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  Speaker 2: yourself in it and putting it on the internet is
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  Speaker 2: two very different.
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  Speaker 3: We have, Katie, let me step in here, please.
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  Speaker 4: We have a society that overvalues a woman's physical form,
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  Speaker 4: and so young women get the idea that that's an
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  Speaker 4: important measure of their womanhood, and if they happen to
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  Speaker 4: be like what's the term crazy hot and in the
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  Speaker 4: best shape they'll ever be in in their lives, they
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  Speaker 4: might want to, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Display that little you're blaming in the patriarchy.
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  Speaker 3: I am.
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  Speaker 5: I am quite quite so, yes, yeah, uh yeah, I
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  Speaker 5: mean i'd like you'll see it overthrown, guilty is charged.
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  Speaker 5: There may be a bikini or two photos out there
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  Speaker 5: of you, uh huh yeah, but I was twenty one
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  Speaker 5: and I'm never gonna look like that again.
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  Speaker 3: So exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, like I said, I'm not condemning it. It
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  Speaker 1: just seems like, well, it's an interaction that didn't used
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  Speaker 1: to exist, but between employer employee when it comes to
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  Speaker 1: hiring a sitter, no doubt. I have another question.
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  Speaker 2: Is it a photo with intention to be provocative or
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  Speaker 2: is this just like she was on the beach with
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  Speaker 2: her friends.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, we're I'd say it's more of the latter than
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  Speaker 1: the former. He can't help but be provocative if you're
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  Speaker 1: hot in a long Yeah, I mean, it's just no
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  Speaker 1: matter what you're doing.
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  Speaker 3: And provokeing disease.
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  Speaker 1: You could be filling out your taxes, it's still kind
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  Speaker 1: of provocative.
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  Speaker 3: Actually, that's double hot to me. Wait a minute, you
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  Speaker 3: look like that and you're good at doing taxes. Here's
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  Speaker 3: a ring.
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  Speaker 1: Just think about it. Well, I guess that's it. God
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  Speaker 1: dang it.