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I BELIEVE, I BELIEVE | Chisme With Doknow & Jakarta Ep:59 · Chisme With DoKnow

• 0:01
  Speaker 1: We got our friends, Cali and Texas unite. We have
• 0:06
  Speaker 1: better food, but we all love each other. That's a
• 0:09
  Speaker 1: crazy argument. You guys are both from Texas? Yeah.
• 0:11
  Speaker 2: Nice.
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  Speaker 1: Where are you from in Texas?
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  Speaker 3: Mesquite, Texas.
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  Speaker 1: Mesquite, like the charcoal.
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  Speaker 3: Like the wood?
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  Speaker 1: Like the wood. What about you, my friend?
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  Speaker 4: I'm from across the street from his house.
• 0:21
  Speaker 1: All right. Nice. Mesquite boys. Well, they're like best friends. Okay.
• 0:25
  Speaker 1: Not like me. Okay, chill. Let me- Bro, I just
• 0:27
  Speaker 1: started talking. I know. You know, when you said mesquite,
• 0:30
  Speaker 1: I thought you were going to be like esquite. Like,
• 0:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know why I was like that. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: because you're a fat bitch. That's why. I was going
• 0:35
  Speaker 1: to be like. Mesquite is the wood. That's the type
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  Speaker 1: of wood they use to grill.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 0:39
  Speaker 1: Do you guys just say Dallas just to make it
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  Speaker 1: easier for everybody?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, bro, but Dallas people don't let you say that.
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  Speaker 4: Dallas people will be all in my comments. Mesquite is
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  Speaker 4: not Dallas. It's across the street from Dallas.
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  Speaker 3: 20 minutes.
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  Speaker 1: It's 20 minutes? Nah, bro. It's literally like touching it, though.
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  Speaker 1: It's not.
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  Speaker 4: You don't have to take, like, a highway to get, like,
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  Speaker 4: across the water.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, so they're literally across the street?
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  Speaker 4: Literally, like, one block is Dallas, one block is Mesquite. It's, like,
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  Speaker 4: the fucking... That's... Yeah, because.
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  Speaker 1: I'm thinking, like.
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  Speaker 5: Because I remember when I first met Jaime, he was like,
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  Speaker 5: I'm from Dallas.
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  Speaker 1: And then I forgot who you were. You're like, no,
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  Speaker 1: you're from Mesquite. And I was like, well, where's that? You're, like,
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  Speaker 1: LA and Burbank. I was like, well, he's from Dallas.
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  Speaker 1: It's still, like.
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  Speaker 4: Dallas don't see it like that, bro. And it's still
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  Speaker 4: Dallas County when you're in Mesquite. But Dallas, people will not...
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  Speaker 4: I have a show in what's technically Grand Prairie, but
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  Speaker 4: it's right there.
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  Speaker 1: On the border. Same.
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  Speaker 4: Border of Dallas. It's all in between Dallas and Fort Worth.
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  Speaker 4: So to make it easier on the promo, I said,
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  Speaker 4: I have a show in Dallas, Texas. I got a
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  Speaker 4: show October 3rd. People in the comments are like, it's
• 1:40
  Speaker 4: Grand Prairie.
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  Speaker 1: It's not Dallas. I'm like, bro, shut the fucking zip code.
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  Speaker 4: Still look at your mom.
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  Speaker 1: That's how it is.
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  Speaker 5: I'm one of those people in LA. Like where we
• 1:51
  Speaker 5: both are like.
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  Speaker 1: If you- Him more than me though. I'm not super
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  Speaker 1: crazy about it. Are you crazy? I don't even own
• 1:57
  Speaker 1: property on this bitch. I can't be saying shit like that.
• 2:01
  Speaker 1: But people from the Valley be like, we're from LA. No,
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  Speaker 1: you're not, bro. No, you're fucking- You're from LA County,
• 2:07
  Speaker 1: but you're not from LA.
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  Speaker 4: And then people from California in general will go to
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  Speaker 4: fucking Dallas and will be like, I was one of
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  Speaker 4: them LA dudes. You could be from San Francisco and
• 2:19
  Speaker 4: be like, it's one of them LA food.
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  Speaker 5: Rob Markman, No, I think there's a different vibe for sure,
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  Speaker 5: but I do see the When I was in To me,
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  Speaker 5: I was like I didn't do Dallas this year, I
• 2:29
  Speaker 5: did Forward. And I was like, I'm going to be
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  Speaker 5: in the Dallas area. And in the comments, they're like,
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  Speaker 5: no the fuck you're not.
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  Speaker 4: Rob Markman, Yeah, Forward hates Dallas.
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  Speaker 1: Rob Markman, That's what I'm saying. Rob Markman, There's a
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  Speaker 1: lot of hate between the cities, would you say? Rob Markman, Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Rob Markman, What's the worst side of the Is that
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  Speaker 1: a crazy question? Fort Worth, Dallas, and like fucking Houston.
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  Speaker 1: Where's the stuck-ups? Who's that?
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  Speaker 4: The stuck-up? Fort Worth and Houston is more stuck-up than Dallas.
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  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, because I do.
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  Speaker 4: We're down to earth.
• 2:57
  Speaker 1: We're down to earth. Oh, you guys are from Mesquite,
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  Speaker 1: not Dallas, though. Don't throw that out there, guys. Where
• 3:02
  Speaker 1: are you from? I'm from L.A. County. I'm from like Koreatown.
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  Speaker 5: No, you're not. My biggest argument with Jakarta, he's like,
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  Speaker 5: I'm from Koreatown. But when we be around motherfuckers, especially
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  Speaker 5: the black fools, he'd be like, I'm from West L.A.
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  Speaker 1: He's switching around black people. No matter what, if I'm
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  Speaker 1: around a black person... Within 10, 20 minutes, I'll start
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  Speaker 1: talking about fried chicken. And it's not a racist thing.
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  Speaker 1: It is definitely a racist thing. Nah, I just want
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  Speaker 1: to know. What's your opinion? Hey, no, how? How?
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  Speaker 4: Why code switch, bro?
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  Speaker 1: Just be yourself. I am myself. What I am is
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  Speaker 1: a fat bitch. I don't want to know what's your
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  Speaker 1: favorite fried chicken. I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: That should be more offensive towards black people or towards.
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  Speaker 1: What are you? Are you Mexican? No, I'm Indonesian.
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  Speaker 4: That should be offensive towards Indonesians.
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  Speaker 3: That's not offensive.
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  Speaker 4: That's not offensive, right?
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  Speaker 3: I did that too.
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  Speaker 1: See? Black people, you say, what's your favorite fried chicken
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  Speaker 1: within the first 10 minutes? If I know them, yeah. Yeah, facts.
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  Speaker 1: If I see Mexicans, I'll ask them, where's your favorite tacos?
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  Speaker 3: People don't ask you about tacos?
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  Speaker 1: People always ask them, what's your favorite salsa, tacos? What's
• 4:08
  Speaker 1: your diet? That's a good thing. They say that because
• 4:11
  Speaker 1: we'll be around chilling. We'll be chilling. We'll be in
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  Speaker 1: studio sessions sometimes. But the rapper Angel Carter be like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm from West LA. And I'm like, oh, so you're
• 4:17
  Speaker 1: not from Korea? I said mid-city. I said West LA.
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  Speaker 1: I said mid-city. Oh, practically West LA. I feel you.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't matter, bro. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter
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  Speaker 1: to people anyways, bro. You didn't see the argument right now?
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  Speaker 1: It does matter. I think it matters. Come on, bro.
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  Speaker 1: We're all from Dallas at the end of the day.
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  Speaker 4: At the end of the day, where does your mama
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  Speaker 4: pay rent at?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, fuck. She don't pay rent no more, pops.
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  Speaker 5: I got mad at me the other day because I
• 4:40
  Speaker 5: said he didn't have an overhead and he was so bothered.
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  Speaker 5: He didn't even know what an overhead was.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. You do know what
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  Speaker 1: an overhead is.
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  Speaker 4: Like from a bed?
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  Speaker 3: That's a bed frame.
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  Speaker 1: No, an overhead. Wait, what would an overhead be with
• 4:54
  Speaker 1: the bed frame? Oh, the thing that goes above the bed?
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  Speaker 4: Well, I was just thinking like the headboard. Like, I
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  Speaker 4: guess if I saw somebody's bed and they didn't have
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  Speaker 4: a headboard, I'd be.
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  Speaker 1: Like, damn, they can't afford a headboard. No.
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  Speaker 4: So maybe I thought you were making fun of him.
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  Speaker 1: No. I don't have a headboard, for sure. I don't
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  Speaker 1: even have a bed frame. I think it's just like
• 5:10
  Speaker 1: the hard mattress on the bottom and then the soft
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  Speaker 1: one on top. You also don't know how to drive, Ralph.
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  Speaker 1: I do know how to drive. I drove a little
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  Speaker 1: bit yesterday. In theory, you know how to drive? I know, bro.
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  Speaker 1: I've driven one great distance before, like an hour. I
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  Speaker 1: know how to drive. Life or death, I know how
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  Speaker 1: to drive. Do I enjoy it? Not that much, bro.
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  Speaker 1: I get a lot of anxiety. Why? You get scared? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because when I was 17, I crashed my cousin's car.
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  Speaker 1: I went 30 miles per hour when I was parking it.
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  Speaker 1: So I did the trip. And then when I was parking,
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  Speaker 1: I crashed. That shit fucked up my head, bro. And
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  Speaker 1: then to cope with it, I started doing hard drugs
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  Speaker 1: and stuff.
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  Speaker 4: If you crash in a parking lot at 30 miles
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  Speaker 4: an hour, don't drive, bro.
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  Speaker 1: It was a curb. No other cars were around us.
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  Speaker 1: The mission was successful. I robbed the bank. The bank
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  Speaker 1: is gone. I have all the money. And then I crashed.
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  Speaker 1: It's embarrassing, bro. That's crazy, bro. You smoke weed? That
• 6:01
  Speaker 1: time I was very high, yes. Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, well, that's your problem.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no. I think it just stuck with me, fool.
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  Speaker 5: No, I think a little bit has to do with
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  Speaker 5: the Asian. To me, that's the most Asian thing about him,
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  Speaker 5: the fact that you can't fucking drive.
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  Speaker 1: I could drive, fool. I know how to drive, life
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  Speaker 1: or death. Because he's like a big car guy, so
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  Speaker 1: it's getting him mad. I know, I know. I've seen
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  Speaker 1: you talking about the candy pan on the lips. Nah,
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  Speaker 1: it don't make me mad.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not even I love doing motorsport stuff, but I suck.
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  Speaker 4: I destroyed a Mustang at racing school.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's racing school? Yeah, bro. Where?
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  Speaker 4: It's all over the country, but I went to one
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  Speaker 4: in Laguna Seca over there by, what is it called?
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  Speaker 1: Monterey Bay.
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  Speaker 5: Racing school, so are they tying you up and you're
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  Speaker 5: doing the fast shit where you're in the simulator?
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  Speaker 1: I don't think anyone's getting tied up. No, no, they
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  Speaker 1: tie you up like you're in the race car. Like seatbelt. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and then with the car, but not getting in the simulator. No, no,
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  Speaker 1: I think he means real cars.
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  Speaker 4: They'll tie you up both ways, but there's no simulator.
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  Speaker 4: There's just like these, they're not like crazy fast cars.
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  Speaker 4: They're like these old school Mustangs.
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  Speaker 1: But you're in a real car.
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  Speaker 4: You're in a real car, yeah. And you're on a racetrack.
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  Speaker 4: You're on a Laguna Seca. And it's like three days.
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  Speaker 4: And they're kind of just teaching you. Like if you
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  Speaker 4: pass these classes or whatever, then you can get like
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  Speaker 4: a license to race like in. like actual little leagues
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  Speaker 4: and shit.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, shit.
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  Speaker 4: It's not like those.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't do that. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 5: That's the one I'm talking about where they tie you
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  Speaker 5: up and you do like.
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  Speaker 4: It's more like the top right.
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  Speaker 1: Why do you keep saying tie you up?
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  Speaker 5: Can you look at the simulator when they tie you up?
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  Speaker 3: They buckle you up.
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  Speaker 1: They buckle you, yeah. They buckle. That's not tying you up.
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  Speaker 1: What is getting tied up, though?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 7:32
  Speaker 1: This was thinking about some BDSM shit. You and Jaime
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  Speaker 1: are just some freaky bros.
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  Speaker 4: I want to know the therapeutic reason, the psychological reason
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  Speaker 4: that you keep going with tied up.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he said that like six times. Are you not
• 7:43
  Speaker 1: tied up? Because they tie you up different. It's not
• 7:44
  Speaker 1: like a regular shiba where you just buckle up. No,
• 7:46
  Speaker 1: you buckle. No, it's like a five point, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Five point harness, yeah.
• 7:49
  Speaker 1: It's like that. No, no, can you look up the...
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  Speaker 1: That's what it is. No, this... Why does that still
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  Speaker 1: look safe? So it's from getting tied up in a car.
• 7:56
  Speaker 1: In this mad section. That looks safe. No, for look
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  Speaker 1: up simulator. I like the car that looks with the
• 7:59
  Speaker 1: regular belt. I feel hella safe. I feel hella safe
• 8:02
  Speaker 1: over there. So maybe you need something like that. But
• 8:05
  Speaker 1: it's not.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've driven those, but no, I didn't.
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  Speaker 5: The one I seen, the dude was tied up and
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  Speaker 5: he was going like fast as fuck and he had
• 8:12
  Speaker 5: a helmet on.
• 8:12
  Speaker 1: He was just like... You could see his face. And this...
• 8:15
  Speaker 1: I guess it's to get him used to like... That's
• 8:17
  Speaker 1: in one train. Is that different than a regular car?
• 8:20
  Speaker 1: Is it not a car? The F1 in a regular car?
• 8:23
  Speaker 1: Totally different. But is it not a car? It is
• 8:25
  Speaker 1: a car. Okay, so I'm about to give you the exact...
• 8:28
  Speaker 1: But if it's like you're comparing a tricycle to a
• 8:30
  Speaker 1: fucking motorbike. This is like West L.A.
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  Speaker 4: To Koreatown.
• 8:34
  Speaker 1: Different.
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  Speaker 4: I'll tell you right now, bro.
• 8:38
  Speaker 1: Literally. Now, West L.A. and Koreatown have a little similarity.
• 8:43
  Speaker 1: Just West L.A. has a little more black people.
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  Speaker 4: The F1 cars are fucking, they look scary as fuck.
• 8:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure. Have you guys seen- See, that one's
• 8:50
  Speaker 1: tied up, boy. That's freaky as shit. That's practicing the G-Force.
• 8:54
  Speaker 1: I'm going to be honest, when I first.
• 8:55
  Speaker 5: Saw it, I was like, oh, this is going to
• 8:57
  Speaker 5: be a kid that has the epilepsy shit or something.
• 9:00
  Speaker 1: That's how porn starts, trained to give head, bro. that's
• 9:03
  Speaker 1: where my mom was going and.
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  Speaker 5: Then I pressed it the video and then it was
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  Speaker 5: like oh no this was training to be a racer
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  Speaker 5: so his head doesn't like he has to learn how
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  Speaker 5: to control his head and not get nauseous and shit.
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  Speaker 1: Well because imagine you're going like how fast do those
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  Speaker 1: fools go like 200 miles per hour the F1s yeah
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  Speaker 1: I think so you went like 200 miles and all
• 9:17
  Speaker 1: of a sudden you're like you can't see no more
• 9:19
  Speaker 1: bro everyone's gonna fucking die bro.
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  Speaker 4: Them fools got fucking big old necks, too. They look
• 9:24
  Speaker 4: like that. Remember that one dude from Florida got arrested?
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  Speaker 1: The black guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He had a whole
• 9:29
  Speaker 1: career on that. Yeah. Big neck, I think. Or wide neck.
• 9:33
  Speaker 1: Wide neck, wide neck. Wide neck. Because there was long necks.
• 9:36
  Speaker 1: That was like the white boy that would get hit
• 9:37
  Speaker 1: in the balls. That was the point where like... Everyone
• 9:39
  Speaker 1: was getting famous like Supreme Patty. You remember Supreme Patty?
• 9:43
  Speaker 4: Who the fuck is that?
• 9:44
  Speaker 1: You don't remember Supreme Patty? The foot that used to
• 9:45
  Speaker 1: grab lemons and pour in his eyes? He used to
• 9:48
  Speaker 1: open his eyes and pour lemons in them and then
• 9:50
  Speaker 1: just jump off a roof or some shit.
• 9:51
  Speaker 4: I feel like y'all know that. I don't know, so y'all.
• 9:53
  Speaker 1: Fucking with me. No, no, no. He's a real boy.
• 9:55
  Speaker 1: He's a real guy. Yeah.
• 9:56
  Speaker 4: I missed that on a lot.
• 9:57
  Speaker 1: Of I think that one's AI.
• 9:59
  Speaker 4: That one's That's how he looks without the headband?
• 10:02
  Speaker 1: That's like midget. That's like Sheen. That's like a midget head.
• 10:05
  Speaker 1: What's his name? Supreme Patty?
• 10:07
  Speaker 4: Where's that guy now?
• 10:08
  Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know. Oh, I don't know. But you
• 10:10
  Speaker 1: remember Long Neck? You remember where he looks mad weird?
• 10:13
  Speaker 1: Look up Long Neck.
• 10:14
  Speaker 5: Show him Long Neck.
• 10:15
  Speaker 1: And then the video was like where bitches used to
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: just lick his neck. What? Yeah. The black dude? Or
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: that dude? The long neck right there. This fool. Oh, yeah.
• 10:24
  Speaker 4: He looks like he parties. He looks like... You know
• 10:27
  Speaker 4: who reminds me of Drop Top?
• 10:28
  Speaker 1: Florida shit. Florida shit.
• 10:29
  Speaker 4: What's that fool's name? Drop Top Golf Court? The snitch rapper?
• 10:34
  Speaker 4: You never seen that dude?
• 10:35
  Speaker 3: They don't know about that.
• 10:36
  Speaker 1: Nah. It's Texas. Uh, drop. Nah. No, he put drop top.
• 10:40
  Speaker 1: The fucking golf cart came out.
• 10:42
  Speaker 4: Well, that's cause that's his name. Like golf cart, drop
• 10:44
  Speaker 4: top or drop top.
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: Rapper. Yeah. Look up snitch rapper. That fool. Oh, that
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: does look like him. Oh, I know who this fool is. Oh,
• 10:50
  Speaker 1: I remember this fool. I know like COVID was a
• 10:52
  Speaker 1: weird time for the internet fool. This wasn't COVID. This is. No,
• 10:55
  Speaker 1: that was COVID fool. Supreme Patty, long neck or the
• 10:58
  Speaker 1: fat fool that used to be with long neck that
• 10:59
  Speaker 1: used to just get hit in the balls. Yeah. Yeah.
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: What are those called? Masochists? I don't know. They're called masochists, right?
• 11:05
  Speaker 1: They're called dumbasses, brother. No, no, but what's the word?
• 11:08
  Speaker 1: The fools that like pain.
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  Speaker 4: The fools that like pain?
• 11:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, masochists, right?
• 11:12
  Speaker 4: Oh, I don't know.
• 11:13
  Speaker 1: I don't know. That's some crazy shit. They get a
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: warning off that shit? Yeah, to get a warning off pain.
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: That's like every fight you get in, you're just fucking
• 11:19
  Speaker 1: rock hard.
• 11:19
  Speaker 5: I didn't realize, if I didn't realize how freaky fools
• 11:21
  Speaker 5: were until I was in, it was my senior year,
• 11:24
  Speaker 5: and there was this fool that he lived with his grandma.
• 11:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know what happened to his parents. He was
• 11:27
  Speaker 1: a senior like me. Is this fool in this room
• 11:30
  Speaker 1: right now? No, he's not. Nah, chill. I'm not talking
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: about you. I'm being like, are you talking about yourself? No, no, no, no, no, no.
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: It's that fool right there. It's that fool.
• 11:39
  Speaker 5: This fool used to fucking, one time we're out chilling
• 11:41
  Speaker 5: and he's like, and they're like, hey bro, show me
• 11:44
  Speaker 5: like getting hit in the balls.
• 11:46
  Speaker 1: And I was like, what? And he's like, yeah, man,
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: I like the pain. And I was like, nah. And
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: it was like the little weird group. You know, they
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: were in high school. You know, high meds grew up
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: in high school. They were all weird, hung out by
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: the bathroom just in case.
• 11:56
  Speaker 3: You were in that group too, so.
• 11:58
  Speaker 1: True. Yeah? Jakarta was in that group too. Successful people
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: have good groups, bro.
• 12:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 12:04
  Speaker 5: And food, them food used to be by the bathroom.
• 12:06
  Speaker 5: And I used to, if there was one lollipop, they
• 12:08
  Speaker 5: would share it.
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: Like, weird foods, weird foods. What the fuck?
• 12:10
  Speaker 4: The dudes would share the lollipop?
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: The dudes, fool. And I remember this fool was like,
• 12:14
  Speaker 1: I like getting hit in the balls. And I was like,
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: you're a fucking liar. No bullshit in Mr. Ramos' class.
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: Junior year, that fool got hit in the balls and
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: he just, he took the pain. By a girl. No, no,
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: by one of his boys. That's gay. That's gay. Yo!
• 12:27
  Speaker 5: They were trying to show us that that fool could
• 12:31
  Speaker 5: deal the pain and I was like, nah.
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: The homie, the homie Guero hit him in the balls too. Boom. Like,
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: kick that fool. Took it, right? Come to find out, senor,
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: he told us that he's like, I'm a masochist. That's
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: the first time I learned the word. That's what taught
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: me more than my teacher, by the way. I was like,
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: what kind of freaky shit we on? I left that
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: shit up on my phone. That shit was a real thing.
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: Everyone involved in that whole situation is gay. No, but
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: we're in class. Yeah, yeah, I know. There's bitches there,
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: so it's not gay. No, no, no, that's gay. That's gay.
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: The guy likes it. Yeah, the guy likes it. No, no,
• 12:59
  Speaker 1: he's gay. No, no, no. They're both gay. They're both gay.
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: I kicked that fool. No, they're both gay. You kicked him?
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: I kicked him on some bully shit. Oh, you're gay.
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: After I found out what he likes doing after it wasn't.
• 13:11
  Speaker 5: Gay when I hit him that was more bullying than
• 13:13
  Speaker 5: anything I I was like, okay, okay, okay, let's, let's, okay,
• 13:35
  Speaker 5: meet me in the middle. Between bullying and gay, it
• 13:37
  Speaker 5: was right there.
• 13:38
  Speaker 4: It was, it was gay.
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: For you were his boyfriend. You'd kick him in the
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: nuts every time you seen him.
• 13:45
  Speaker 5: So kind of find out, we find out this was
• 13:48
  Speaker 5: leading up with senoras off the internet to get candle
• 13:52
  Speaker 5: wax on his back.
• 13:53
  Speaker 4: That's not as gay.
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: That's pretty cool actually. Nah! To me with the senoras? Okay, okay, okay.
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: These are women at least. These are women. So a
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: bunch of bitches are kicking you in the balls.
• 14:03
  Speaker 5: Like if Jaime, like if you were to walk down
• 14:05
  Speaker 5: the middle of the hallway senior year and Jaime's just
• 14:07
  Speaker 5: standing there and a bunch of girls are just kicking
• 14:09
  Speaker 5: him in the balls, you're.
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: Like, he gets bitches. Yeah. Yeah? Yeah, because he's showing
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: that he likes this. And what do they do? No
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: matter what, if they're kicking him in the nuts or not,
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: they're doing it for his enjoyment. You get hoes. Okay, okay.
• 14:21
  Speaker 4: You get five women. Is it fucking just kicking you
• 14:23
  Speaker 4: in the balls, bro? That's like a six or something
• 14:25
  Speaker 4: in a way.
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: You can literally tell people you had an orgy. Okay.
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: That's an orgy. Okay. It's gay, right? I mean, it's
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: not gay. No, fuck no. What's the level of weird
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: to it? Weird, bro. Pretty weird.
• 14:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: That's like an A. That's pretty weird.
• 14:37
  Speaker 4: Because that's something that you would see on the street
• 14:39
  Speaker 4: and you'd.
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: Be like, oh, fuck.
• 14:40
  Speaker 4: You know, whatever.
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: Move on. Arrest this fool.
• 14:43
  Speaker 4: But when you see somebody doing that and you know
• 14:45
  Speaker 4: that they like it. Now it's like, I don't want
• 14:47
  Speaker 4: to watch all of a sudden.
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. I don't
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: give a fuck.
• 14:50
  Speaker 4: About seeing somebody get hit in the nuts.
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: I think it's weird.
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: If it's five bitches doing it, I might stick around.
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: What if you asked them to dress a certain way?
• 15:00
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: The women? Anybody. What if they put on- Where do
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: you draw your boundaries? Hold on. Let's investigate this part first.
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: So you used to dress a certain way. What would
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: you tell them to dress up? That's what he means.
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: He's hearing the process. Right, Hyman? Yeah. Whatever you like.
• 15:16
  Speaker 7: I don't know. If they wear a pro club or something,
• 15:18
  Speaker 7: that turns me on. I wish they could hear me.
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: I get what you're saying. Hold on. So if I
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: ask these five bitches to wear pro clubs and shorts
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: and kick me in the nuts? That'd make you gay.
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: That'd make you win it. That means that if there was...
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 15:32
  Speaker 4: So what if it was a ball kicking orgy, right?
• 15:35
  Speaker 4: And there's three bitches and then there's two guys. What
• 15:37
  Speaker 4: if you see the first three bitches... Go up to him,
• 15:39
  Speaker 4: kick him. You're like, nice, good for him. And then
• 15:41
  Speaker 4: you see the guy kick him, and then you're like, oh, gay.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, 100%. It got gay right there. That's gay as fuck.
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: Because that's like being an orgy. And then one girl's
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: sucking the dude's dick, and you're like, oh, yeah. And
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: then the dude starts sucking the dude's dick, and you're like, no, no. Equivalent, bro.
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: There's no way. I see what you're saying. I wouldn't
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: be able to. So then kind of, it's, so then if,
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: If we're having a threesome and I shake your hand
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: in the middle of the threesome, is that gay? Yeah,
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: I think we should have no contact.
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: That's pretty gay.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 16:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: I don't think we should even look at it. But
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: our dicks all getting naked in front of each other
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: is not gay.
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: Don't look at my dick.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to lie. I don't want to have
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: a threesome. How tall are you? 5'7. Okay. Jaime, how
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: tall are you?
• 16:18
  Speaker 6: 5'7.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: You're not going to see his dick on accident?
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: I'm not doing a threesome with this motherfucker.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: Y'all have never cracked together? That's an autism athreesome right there.
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: Have you guys ever thought about it? No.
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: No. He thought about it once.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: When? Years, years ago. And there was a girl that
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: he was with.
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: That's who wanted you to bone his girl?
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: That's gay as fuck.
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: He said it as a joke.
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: He's like.
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: And I was like, hell nah.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: I don't want to say no more. We'll cut it
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: out if you guys want. No, no. Say the name, bro.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: Say the whole exact thing. And her social. And is
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: she from Mosquito Dallas? Neither.
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: I don't want to say no more after that.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: He's making it up. You don't remember?
• 16:59
  Speaker 4: I'm not making this up.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: You don't remember pitching the idea? You know what you needed?
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: You needed a pitch deck and then take it to
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: his manager.
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: Nah, to be fair, it was in his drinking days.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: Oh. Hey, brother. Come on, bro. That's the past, man.
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: You're good. Was it like this? Fuck my bitch.
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: He's like, I was like, fuck, man.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: Wait, wait, wait. Who the fuck do you think I am?
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: Before you pitched it to him, did you already pitch
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: it to her?
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: No, I was... No.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: All of a sudden, he remembers. I don't know what
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. I don't know. Did he look at her
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: and be like, Ralph's going to be really big in
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: a couple years? Get to it, Ernie. Suck his dick
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: before he gets really big. Catch up right now.
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: You know the economy's tough for you, like, hole-wise, when
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: you're doing two-man threesomes.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: Oh. What's the deal? Before we continue with this episode,
• 17:49
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• 17:53
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• 17:56
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• 18:04
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• 18:20
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• 18:23
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• 18:25
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• 18:28
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• 18:32
  Speaker 5: The Denver Broncos just got their ass whooped by the Chiefs,
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: but I think they'll be back. So let's go with
• 18:36
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• 18:37
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• 18:57
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• 19:00
  Speaker 5: If it's going to be a local war- But the
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: Chargers did just lose one. Everybody thought they were going
• 19:04
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• 19:06
  Speaker 5: this one.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 19:07
  Speaker 5: I think the Raiders are coming off a win. They
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: got a little hype with them. You feel me? They
• 19:11
  Speaker 5: got the Boy Wonder, Mendoza in the bench.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Who knows? I'm going with the Raiders. Yeah, word.
• 19:19
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• 19:23
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• 19:27
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• 19:28
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 19:30
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• 19:33
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• 19:36
  Speaker 1: like that again. The Commanders? Come on. Dog shit. Cardinals, dude. Oh,
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: they pinned the Cardinals? Yeah, but hey, shit on the Commanders, too. Oh,
• 19:43
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• 19:46
  Speaker 1: the Commanders. No, and then we have the Miami Dolphins
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: against the San Francisco 49ers. The Niners just came out
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: from a big dub. You feel me? They just beat
• 19:55
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• 19:56
  Speaker 1: the Rams. So let's go Niners. Bang, bang, Niner gang
• 20:00
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• 20:04
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• 20:07
  Speaker 1: This is the Cowboys versus the Commanders. The Cowboys just
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: lost against my big bad New York Giants, which we
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: were also low. You know what? I'm going with the
• 20:16
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• 20:19
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• 20:21
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• 20:22
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• 20:25
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• 20:27
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• 20:30
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• 20:33
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• 20:36
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• 20:39
  Speaker 1: that a Micah?
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: Where'd you get it from?
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: My mom made it. Your mom made it?
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: Does she have any extra?
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: No, she's not here. What the fuck?
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: I like Jamaica.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: Jamaica's your favorite drink? Is that Mexican? Or is it
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: just all around? That originated in Indonesia. Get the fuck
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: out of here. Yeah. Hibiscus? Yeah. Hibiscus. That's hibiscus. I
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: know it's hibiscus.
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: That's hibiscus, yeah.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: I know that's why I said it, bro. You didn't
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: know it. No, that's why I said it. I'm the
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: one that said it. Koreatown and shit. Jamaica, the Caribbean.
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: Is it cold or warm?
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: It's cold. I put some ice on this, bitch. It
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: was warm, though. Can you offer that fool something?
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: That fool is like, is that cold?
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: I'll go open the bitch. Oh my God. You sure?
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: Do I have another cup? Do I have another cup?
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: You wanted to fuck a bitch with Ralph. When? You
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: think I fucking, you draw the line with me? It
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: doesn't exist. It doesn't exist.
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: That was a good book. Okay, so where do you
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: guys draw the line? Like, if you're with your girl, right?
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: And she's not going to have a threesome, right? This
• 21:42
  Speaker 5: is a girl you love and she's like, babe, you
• 21:43
  Speaker 5: know what? Let's fuck a bad bitch together.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah. But I need you to dress up.
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: What do I have to dress up as?
• 21:50
  Speaker 5: Rob Markman, Like what That's what I'm saying, word each
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: other like. I think if you become like.
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: They told me dress up like Rob Markman.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: Like for Oscar De La Hoya, fishnets, but you can
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: fuck two bad ones.
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: Nah, I'm good.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: Rob Markman, Well, can you pump the fishnet picture? Hell nah.
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: You know, if I dress up, do me something better
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: than that. I'll dress up like George Lopez.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: How would you feel if your girl was like, George Lopez?
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: Why the fuck would you dress up like George Lopez?
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: I can go, watch out.
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: Right before I nut.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: Watch out. What the fuck? Watch out, watch out, watch out. Yeah, nah,
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: that's crazy. Nah, I'm good. Ain't that crazy though? That
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: fool with the mop confuses right there. What about you?
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: I don't judge when they do stuff like that because
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: I'll be like, you know what?
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: They're human.
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: They're millionaires and I'm not.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: What are they doing?
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: Maybe I need to get in some fishnets more often.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: What would you do if the girl was like, oh yeah,
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: can you dress as a plumber? But you know her
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: best friend is a plumber too. Her guy? Like her
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: guy best friend is definitely a plumber.
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: I mean, girls can be plumbers too, right?
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah. No? The fuck? What kind of dumbass shit was that, bro?
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: Equality, man.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: What you think? Equal rights? Equality? Are you serious? You
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: fucking tripping, dog. I could be a hoe. Let me guess.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: Women could drive now, too? Fuck out of here, buddy.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: Come on, now.
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: You can't even drive?
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: He's a tranny. He's a tranny.
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: Where do you draw the line?
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: Do you know? I'm down to be like, you know,
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: like if a bitch, you feel me?
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: What if they told you to dress up like both
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: of y'all? What if it was some two chicks wanting
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: to fuck both of y'all like a foursome?
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Bad ones or how bad are these bitches?
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: They're bad, bro.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: They're bad. Declan.
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: Declan.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: I can't get naked in front of him.
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: What if I don't have to get naked? What if
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: they're dressed up like Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy?
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: I'm with it. He would have to be Mermaid Man
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: just because of stature and I'm taller so I'd be
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: Barnacle Boy.
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: That's how I was imagining it. It's my fantasy.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: I mean, in my head. In my head. Whatever. Oh,
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: this is easy. We're doing this. Whoa.
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: And y'all got a fist bump when y'all are- No.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: No, no. You said gay. Mermaid man and barnacle boy. Unite. Unite. Okay,
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: so it's not gay if we have costumes on because
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: we're role-playing, right? Yeah. Yeah, it's not gay. It's not gay.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: Role-playing is kind of gay. But also- No, no, no.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: Role-playing isn't gay if we're- If there are bitches involved-
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: If we're entertainers. If there are bitches involved, I guess
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: it wouldn't be gay.
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: If you are entertainers, there's a- You got like an artiste.
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: think to it.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: There's a fine line, though, between entertaining... If you.
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: Were just like some guy who worked at the cell
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: phone store... Yeah, then you're gay.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Then it's gay. Well, I guess I do get paid
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: for this, so... I guess I could dress up like
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: Barnacle Boy. Drop an anchor on a bitch. And I've
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: pitched this idea for you for a long time, and
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: you know you don't want to fucking... His shorts are
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: too high, and my thighs are too thick. That's not
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: going to work out, bro. And by the way, Jaime,
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: you fuck with your shirt on?
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: You look like you fuck with your shirt on.
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: I take it off when I have to use number two.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: Oh, hell yeah. Hell yeah. I think you posted this
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: the other day. Yeah, but Rob wouldn't have a struggle, Rob.
• 24:43
  Speaker 5: As fat fools, I promise you when we take a shit,
• 24:45
  Speaker 5: shirt off.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: Butt naked. No, no, butt naked. That's why you're this fuck.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: Butt naked. Well, if your shirt's off, what else is
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: going to be on then? You're taking a shit. You
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: have your shoes on? Well, you take a shit, yes. Oh,
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: but in my house, I don't have to wear my shoes. Oh,
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: you fucking weird. In my house, I don't wear shoes.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: I'm Asian. But we're all told you take off your
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: shoes and put them in the bathroom. No, usually in
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: the hotels that we go to, everyone has their shoes on,
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: so I don't take it off. But in my house,
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: we don't wear shoes. You know what I'm saying? No, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: So why would I bring my shoes to the bathroom? Wait, wait, wait, wait.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: What about public restrooms? Obviously, I have my fucking shoes on. No,
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: you said... The only time I don't have it on... Obviously,
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: you're into some weird shit. No, no, no, no. Obviously,
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: we don't even know where you're from. Well, you don't
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: know where you guys are from. Mosquito Dallas.
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: I know I wear my shoes when I take a
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: shit in public.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: Okay, the only time I don't wear my shoes when
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: I take a shit is when I'm at home. My home. Yeah.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? But be specific about that.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: I thought that was pretty... You wish you could take
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: him off in public.
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: You wish you could take him off in public. When
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: you're in a public restroom, you're like, oh, I fucking
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: can't shit with these on.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no. It's never gotten so severe
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: where I was outside and I'm like, yo, I got
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: to take this shirt off. Now that I think about it,
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: now that I think about it, he's full of shit
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: because any green room we're in... Real quick. That's what
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: since Asians start, which he shouldn't be doing with his stats.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: He starts meditating. He sits and he's like... Can I
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: get shot? And then can I get some fruit? None
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: of that has ever happened to me. This food is like, oh,
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: I do take my shoes off just because I'm usually,
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: I'm accustomed to having my shoes off, literally. Like once
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: I enter my house, I take off my shoes. Well, yeah,
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: I think a lot of people do. No, not a
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: lot of people. A lot of people run around their
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: house with their shoes on. In your house, do you
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: have your shoes on? No, why would I do that?
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: That's my house.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: You're fucking Mexican. You don't have to be Asian. A
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: lot of Mexicans do that. A lot of Mexicans do that.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Just saying, guys. It's true, right? Jaime? Yeah. See?
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because he has fucking Ashley's foot.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: That foot walked from San Jose here. Fucking rotten foot. No,
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: those are my shoes. P6000s. I just got those exact ones.
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: He got these like two years ago. This motherfucker buys
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: one person every two years, bro.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: Swear? Ralph, what the fuck? Are you not paying him?
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: Bro, this motherfucker is a walking conundrum. I give him money.
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: I pay him good. And I'm like, how the fuck
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: are you.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Still doing that? Wait, wait, wait. So where's the money going?
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: OnlyFans.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: OnlyFans. Nah, nah. Where's the money going? Where's the money going?
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: Tell him, tell him.
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: OnlyFans would be a more respectable excuse.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: Tell him what it is. What do you think the
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: money is? Not his haircut, not his wardrobe.
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: I'm going to give you three guesses on what his
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: biggest expense was this year.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: Can we have clues? I know what it is. I
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: know what it is. How do you know? He told me.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: He was there. I'll give you clues. I'll give you clues.
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: He was there.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: I was there.
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: Fuck. Okay, it's not like a... It's not like a.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: He technically didn't spend it.
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: On an item or an object. It was on a thing,
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: an experience. It's just not like a physical thing he bought.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: He didn't buy a car. Rob Markman, So you don't
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: have it with you no more? Yeah.
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: Rob Markman, He has the memory.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: You have the memory. Rob Markman, Oh, okay. Which is
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: more important than anything in the world, papa. I believe,
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: I believe, I believe, I believe. I believe that you
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: see the memories. I'm trying to think what he's saying.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: I believe, I believe, I believe.
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to think.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: That was the first time I bit his finger. So usually... Oh,
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe,
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: I believe. I believe that we will win. Okay. You
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: fucking stuttering bitch. I was like, fuck. Hey, so usually
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: we do a thing that if someone's mouth is open,
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: they'll put your finger in. He usually gets me a lot.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: This is the first time I bit his shit. That
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: shit hurt? You got me good, yeah. We're even though, right?
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: Can't get mad. No, no, man. Woo! So actually we
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: have technical difficulties a boy out of our mics are
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: connected Oh saying I believe I believe that you pay
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: for memories, so I'm with you on that. So that's
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: a good sign.
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: You do that a lot to him?
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: To put my finger in his mouth? Don't let him
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: get off subject. You guys do that to each other? Oh,
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: you guys are such like us.
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: He's trying to change the subject.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: Hey, stop, stop. Come on, Jaime. Hey, guys, security. This
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: motherfucker is... Okay, okay. So I'm assuming Jaime is your Jakarta. Yeah.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Because Jakarta gets paid well. I'm definitely the do-no here. Yeah.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: Jakarta gets paid well. And ask him. And look. Look
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: at his pants. He made it himself. By the way.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: Those are cool. You know what he does? He'll give
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: me clothes. Clothes. for me to wear them And then
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: make fun of me Wearing them I've done that But
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: he's given it Feels good right But he'll give Alright
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: but you know What we're doing We're changing the subject
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Okay I'm sorry I love you my boy But You
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: need to figure out Okay the easy answer Is prostitutes
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah You wish Oh what the fuck You wish Okay, okay.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: Can you give me a clue? Because Rob has a
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: little bit of autism. Yeah, it's what you spend on
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: all of us. Food. When we go on tour. Oh,
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: that's not a bad... No, no. Food? Flight. What the fuck?
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: Where are you flying? Oh, because you want to be
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: in LA every other fucking day. No.
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: It's not a necessarily.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: It's who he bought the flight for. Oh, his girl. Yeah.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: Kind of. Yeah. I don't know. To where?
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: Bro, his biggest expense this summer. And I know this
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: is where you fucked up a lot of your money.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: No. This is why he's homeless right now.
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: I'm not homeless. Just traveling.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: This motherfucker... Fucking hyping on the road like this? Just traveling.
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: San Jose?
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: This fool flew out his ex-girlfriend to London. You're chirping.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: You're chirping. That's what I told him. You're fucking... You're
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: in London, the capital of... One of the biggest... The
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: red light district. Go fuck some.
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: We did go to Amsterdam, too, right after.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: You had a bitch with you? That's crazy. Ain't no way.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: That was already his ex.
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: That was already his ex.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: Oh, God, I'm in. How long did we get together for?
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: No hate on her. Six months? No, fuck that hate
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: on her. You think.
• 31:27
  Speaker 6: Fuck her.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: Hey. Hey. Six months, you barely know her.
• 31:32
  Speaker 6: Fuck.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: I know her, bro. It doesn't matter. He loves her.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: What the fuck? You've been on longer flights than you've
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: known her. Get the fuck out of here.
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: I think I gave him good, mature advice at the
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: airport when he was talking to her before we took
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: off to Europe.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: I said, hey, bro.
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: I said, look, tell her respectfully, straight up, when you
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: get back, y'all will talk in person if y'all are
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: going to get back together or not.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: In person.
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: If she really likes you, she's going to talk to
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: you in person, bro. You know what I mean?
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the texting shit's too much.
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: Don't decide through a text, okay, we're back together, meet
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: me in Europe. Like, fuck that, bro.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: Nah, Jaime, you're down here sex trafficking way. No key.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: I understand you, though, fool.
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: That is sex trafficking.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: I do understand you, though, because to be honest, sometimes
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: I'll be away and I'll just be like, I want
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: to be with somebody I'm comfortable with. You know? He's
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: a fucking... We're tricks, brother. That's what it is. We're tricks. Yeah,
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know. And guess what, baby? Tricks are for kids, homie. What?
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: That's weird, bro. That part is insane. That's a good one. Wait, wait,
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: hold on, hold on.
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: Average flight price.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: I believe. It was $ 650. $ 1, 093.
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: It was now $ 650. You bought it last minute.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: Get the fuck out of here. He looked at the
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: shortest number. Most expensive months. June. We went in July. July. Averages. $ 1, 098. Damn, bro,
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: that's more expensive to go to Indonesia, dog. It is. Yeah, sometimes.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Is that where you're from? No, no, no, no. Put
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: it in London. Motherfucker. He was like, is that where
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: you're from?
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: Not only that, a flight to London, like, what, four
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: days before the trip? Two days before the trip? You
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: know they get more expensive the closer they.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: Are to the... Wait, she flew with you guys in
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: the same plane? No. We were already over there. She
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: got her... That means her flight must have been the
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: most expensive. Jesus Christ. I ain't going to lie. When
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: you got it, you got it, baby. Her shit better
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: be fire, bro.
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: You stressing Duno out, bro.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: That shit getting me mad as fuck. That shit getting me.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: You know what's crazy, though, fool?
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: He's about to go break a bitch's heart just out
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: of spite, bro.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: I'm about to go home and beat my bitch up.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: Just be like, what, bitch? $ 110. I already cleaned the house.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up. $ 1, 000. The homie Hymer spent $ 1, 000
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: on this for you, bitch, dude. Somebody got to pay.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: Somebody has to pay. With a cough, are you with
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: her now? Oh, God. That set it off. That shit
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: got me mad as well. Who cares, brother? We're living life, dad.
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: You want them to cut this part out?
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, cut everything off.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: Nah.
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: No, just the part where you answer. We are together now,
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: and then just cut to the next part.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: That's crazy, fool. And did she convince you? Like, I
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: think this will help our relationship. That's like... So, Robin,
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: let me give you a little history.
• 34:30
  Speaker 5: Andrea and her baby daddy tried to go to a
• 34:32
  Speaker 5: church group to save their relationship.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: I think that was the start of the relationship.
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: That's a lot of pressure on Jesus, don't you think?
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: He's like, look, I got a war in the Middle
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: East right now. You and your man are going to
• 34:44
  Speaker 4: have to figure this shit out.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: No, no, this was like years ago. It was COVID.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: It was COVID. Okay. But I think I'm more. Jesus
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: up there like, bro. It didn't work. It didn't work.
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: The world is praying to me right now. Motherfuckers who
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: didn't believe in me last year are praying to me
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: to cure their COVID. And you want me to fix
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: your man in you? What was y'all's main issue?
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: I could have. Let me tell you what y'all were
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: talking about right now. Yeah, Rob can fix it right now.
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: Let's talk to Dr.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: Rob. What was the main issue? Let's talk to Dr. Barbosa. Arguing? Arguing. Okay.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: I wonder what you did to put him in a
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: bad mood, though. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe be a woman?
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: How often was the house clean?
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: Oh, fuck. He'd come home to a meal every day.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: Dirty fucking home. I'd be mad as fuck, too. He did.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: And I had a job. Did he do drugs? Uh, no. Well,
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: he should have started. Oh, yeah. That's why they didn't
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: love you then. No, he didn't. Yeah, he didn't love her, fool.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: That's why that fool's not in her life. Like, you
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: can't come home to a clean house. Um, food. You
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: gotta have some type of vice. That's what should have
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: started doing coke. Probably would have been a little bit more.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: He probably would have beat the shit out of her
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: and fucked Jesus. Just fucking take it out of her. Bro,
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: you can't be saying fuck Jesus. No, I'm saying that's
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: what he would have said. You can't be proclaiming that
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: shit on our podcast, bro. You don't even believe in that, bro.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: You believe. You were doing like third person. Exactly. Jesus Christ. Bro,
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: I love your fucking haircut, brother. My haircut? That's a mullet, no?
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: I guess so.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro. I just stopped cutting the back. So what
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: the fuck is that?
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: I don't know. You know what you remind me of?
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Hey, if you don't let this fool talk shit to you,
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: talk shit back to this fucking fat ass, bro. Oh
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: my God. Say something about him right now, bro.
• 36:18
  Speaker 7: Go suck up Pro Club, man. Every time I see
• 36:22
  Speaker 7: him online, it's just.
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: Pro Club, man.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: You're fucking a liar. We get it.
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: He's getting paid so much by Pro Club, he got
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: to bring it up once every two sentences.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: Hey, hey, hey. Oui. Oui. By the way, pro club
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: on right now, guys. You guys go shop over there.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: Pro club or no club.
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: This episode is brought to you by a pro club.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: What are these? These are....
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: Bro, those pants are cool. When you're done with those,
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: can you let me have them?
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: Of course, brother. When you're done with one of your cars,
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: you think you decide to buy? Yeah, bro. You want
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: my drift car?
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: I built it.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: Bro, you swear. Drift car, bro. I drive like four
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: miles per hour.
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: Nah, but drift cars is better. It's like you don't
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: have to drive correctly.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: You literally have to. Yes, you fucking do when you
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: have to drive in the streets of Los Angeles. Nah, bro.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: This was this who preaches about that shit bro drives
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: the worst. He's the most I have no fucking accident.
• 37:15
  Speaker 6: Umberto almost died. I'm Jasmine That wasn't even his fault.
• 37:20
  Speaker 6: I don't care he was in a vehicle and he
• 37:21
  Speaker 6: got hit as part of his part on a motorcycle
• 37:23
  Speaker 6: I'm sorry. What type is that a thousand here? Andrea,
• 37:26
  Speaker 6: Andrea crashes Fucking leaving her garage. How do you crash
• 37:30
  Speaker 6: back in the fuck out? And Andres gets beat up
• 37:33
  Speaker 6: by his uncle and they crash.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: In his car. I don't crash back. I don't have
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: no accidents. I've seen your fucking... What the fuck is
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: your Miata, Fiata? Yeah, because I blew the engine and transmission.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: And why? Because you don't know how to fucking drive.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: I was drifting. That's not an accident. He was drifting.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: That's cool, bro. Drifting in a Miata, that's sick. That's
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: not an accident.
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: You know what that's the equivalent of? When you're drifting
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: and you're fucking flooring that bitch and your motor just
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: blows up.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: Fucking wanking it. That's like if, how can I explain this?
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: It's when you throw fucking a bad bitch. Yeah, and
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: you caused her to gag. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Well,
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: I'd be worried if she wasn't gagging. His gag is
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: the gag. Like the bad one where she's like. When
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: it blows out, when it blows out, that's the gag? Yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: So you're happy when you're drifting and your shit blows out?
• 38:19
  Speaker 5: You're like, I made it?
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: It's an adrenaline.
• 38:21
  Speaker 4: It is like, it is like.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: That's kind of gay. That's kind of like the fool
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: getting hit in the balls. No, but it's just that. No, no, no, no, no.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: You're drifting though. Your car is a chick, bro. Yeah,
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: you're drifting. You're drifting and that's how you just made her.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: You know what you made her come so hard? She's
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: a fucking whore. You made her come so hard, she
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: shit a little bit. Yeah, what? That's equivalent to the
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: engine blowing out. Nah, that's weird. Yeah, yeah, because the
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: engine's gone now. You don't know what's going to happen.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: You're sad as fuck, and you shit a little bit,
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: but you can't. I'm not going to judge you, Jakarta.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: That never happened to me, so we're the guy. I'm
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: a mother. I go, like, that's some third world shit.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: That's some third world shit. Like, Jakarta fucks bitches that
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: have harp in there. But why would you laugh at that, bro?
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: I thought we were homies. He has a fucking bitches
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: hat on over there. He flies from the Europe. Do
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: you like the girl that he flew out? I hate
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: Jakarta's girl. I never even met her and I want
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: to beat the shit out of her. It's cool, bro.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: It's my bitch, not yours. Well, you have a girl. Nah,
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: I have a person I'm talking to. It's cool. It's weird.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: I was going to ask you a couple of questions. Okay, okay.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: How long has your boy been with you? What's it called?
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: For how long?
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: Since like fourth, fifth grade.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: Fifth grade, right? Damn. That's your dog, fool. You wouldn't
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: want to be doing what you're doing right now. now
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: without Hyman.
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: I'll still do it without him.
• 39:34
  Speaker 5: But Hyman's a big part of your life. And you know,
• 39:36
  Speaker 5: like this girl, I'm pretty sure you've met her, all
• 39:38
  Speaker 5: these things, right?
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. This has been like two months
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: of fucking with her. What's it called, fool?
• 39:44
  Speaker 5: Me and Jakarta became friends because of a tragedy. Our
• 39:47
  Speaker 5: best friend passed away. That's how we became friends. Jakarta,
• 39:51
  Speaker 5: we've been friends for about eight to 10 years. Jakarta
• 39:54
  Speaker 5: is talking to this girl. I would ask her his name.
• 39:56
  Speaker 5: He's like the most weirdest fool. It's like if she's
• 39:59
  Speaker 5: like a minor or something and doesn't want nobody to
• 40:00
  Speaker 5: find her.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: Hey.
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: Bro, that's like this fool.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's the same thing?
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: He's like super secretive at first.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: Now, nah. But why? But why like, was it going
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: to be valid if she was ugly? I don't know.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: Obviously my bitch is not ugly, but it's just like,
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: I'm just, I'm just, I'm just cooling right now. I'm
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: just chilling. Why are you so offended that you want
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: to meet my bitch so bad? Even when you haven't
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: met her, you talk shit to her.
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: You don't even know her name?
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: I know her name. But you don't know her name.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know her name. I've told her. That's weird, right?
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: That's crazy. I've told her his name. I've told him
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: her name multiple times. He doesn't listen. It took him three, four.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: The first two days he was talking to her? Someone
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: doesn't listen, they don't care, right? Get the fuck out
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: of here. He'll call me and be like, hey, I
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: just met up with this bitch. Oh my God, I
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: really like her. Two hours into the date. By the way,
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: this fool would... This fool will text me, hey, they
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: owe me $ 20 for your Subway, but take this bitch
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: to Bossa Nova and post it on Instagram. Correct. Fuck
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: this fool. What the fuck? Bro, where's the Bro, that's
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: the type of shit, too. So you can't buy me food,
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: but you can buy your girl food?
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: Jakarta, though, he's kind of being smart, though, because you
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: should do that with every girl. Every girl that you
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: go on a first date with Bossa Nova?
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: No.
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: You got to go call your homie and be like, dude,
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: I really like this girl, so that if you settle
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: down with that girl, you can say, didn't I tell
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: you that night, remember?
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: I really like this girl. I feel that. I like that.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: I like that. That's very genius. That's very genius. But
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: is it not weird that he's like, okay, and then
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: she went to Airbnb. Before we got there, she left.
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: That's very weird, Jakarta.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Okay, bro, that one. It's because
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: it's not a girl.
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: He's kicking some dude in the balls.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: I'm not in some fooling me in the nuts. Is
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: that what you're thinking? Go ahead, bitch. Hurry up. The
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: homies are coming. Oh, so she's the one that said
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: when she's queer? Dude, that's fucking disgusting. You're the one
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: that said it. I know, but that was a joke. Dude,
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: just introduce them, Jakarta.
• 41:44
  Speaker 4: What's your problem, bro?
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I will in time, bro, in time. But
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: right now, I'm just kicking it, bro.
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: That's weird that you hold Duno... at that high of
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: a standard. Like, if he was your mom or your dad, like,
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: I can't introduce you to Duno.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: No, I don't want to introduce you to that fucking high.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: You're my parents? You think I hold you to, like,
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: mother-father Duno? I'm not your part of that. No, you're
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: fucking not. He's up there, like, with my brothers. But, like,
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: my parents, you're fucking crazy.
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, no. If Duno doesn't like.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: Her, bro, that shit would make me, like, drive me
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: more to, like, want to fuck with her. Why? Because
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: of your parents. When your parents tell you don't do that,
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: you don't do it. You want to do it, yeah.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: I'm your puppy. I guess we do have a weird dynamic.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: I do. No, no.
• 42:27
  Speaker 5: And look, the only reason I don't like the girl
• 42:29
  Speaker 5: is because of everything he tells me. One day he
• 42:32
  Speaker 5: loves her, the next day he's like, fuck this bitch,
• 42:33
  Speaker 5: I wish she could get hit by a bus.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: Correct. Or a car. We've been doing really good now.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: I think we're over that slope, and I think we're
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: okay now, and I'm chilling.
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: You're not supposed to have a slope at two months in.
• 42:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: Hey, well, the slope came, buddy. The bump on your
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: dick came. The bump on my dick came, but this
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: is all you got to do. That's gone. Next day.
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: Oh, I'll get you a bump on your dick.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: You've had some bumps on your dick? Yeah.
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: Like razor bumps?
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: No, not razor bumps. On your penis?
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: Not on my penis, but on my bum.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: Nah. No, I mean on the penis.
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: Oh, no.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: You never had no bumps on your penis? Being a
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: real man.
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: You think I have sex?
• 43:10
  Speaker 5: I would also be flying somebody out for a 11-hour
• 43:12
  Speaker 5: flight to London.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: If I'm flying somebody out. What the fuck are you doing?
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: I didn't even get to tell you.
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: He couldn't do nothing because I had my cousin Israel
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: and this fool sharing a hotel room.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: Israel! Free Palestine.
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: Bro, it's funny. Nah, he don't really know much English.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: I know, I can tell.
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: But it's funny when he meets a white dude. He's like,
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: what's your name?
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: And he's like, Israel.
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: And they're like, Israel, okay.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: Just walk away. So in the room is who? You,
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: your girl, him, and Israel.
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: No, just my cousin and him and his girl. So
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: I'm telling them that in Europe, the twin beds are
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: not separated like that.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: Oh, they're together? They're two inches apart. Oh, so you're
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: going to have like a soft threesome. Yeah. Yeah. Israel,
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: what's your type? You know what this was also said?
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: This was said that in London... Most of the ACs
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: didn't work, and there was a bunch of Indians. Oh,
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: it smells. Yeah. It was bad, bro. Bro, I went
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: to London for like 38 hours. It smelled. He went
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: to London and didn't know he went to Europe. Ain't
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: that a trip? I still went to London. Where you been?
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: Not London. Do you know- Yeah, I've been to Mexico.
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: I bet you were the type of kid, you were
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: confident enough to get in front of the class to
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: state your answer, but you would never get it right.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: You know what's crazy, fool?
• 44:31
  Speaker 5: Yes and no, but in high school, for a long time,
• 44:33
  Speaker 5: I got bullied because- I have a lisp, and one
• 44:35
  Speaker 5: time I said, churching, while reading, like, instead of 13,
• 44:39
  Speaker 5: I said, churching, and.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: For the rest of my senior year, they said just,
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: they'd be like, hey, churching.
• 44:45
  Speaker 5: I would just get cooked about it. To this day,
• 44:47
  Speaker 5: I get cooked about it with my friends and shit.
• 44:48
  Speaker 5: Were you guys part of, did you guys play any
• 44:50
  Speaker 5: sports in high school.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: You and Hammond? No, man.
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: Bro, I'm always real shy.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: You guys were the stoners?
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: Nah, I was just real quiet. I was real shy. Like,
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: I went to the middle school basketball trails, because I
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: like playing basketball.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: And, uh, at the gym, like all the walls, there
• 45:07
  Speaker 4: was just kids like leaning against the walls, you know,
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: they have them wait right there. And then there was
• 45:11
  Speaker 4: some leaning by the doors. And I tried to knock
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: on the door so the kid could move. And I
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: tried to open it. And then he slammed it back.
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: And I was like, that's cool. I don't need to
• 45:19
  Speaker 4: try that.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: I'm actually good. I didn't want to do my commentary.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: That was one of your dreams of any school sports.
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: But also in Texas, you guys are small compared to
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: Texas football vibes. Yeah, no, facts. But the thing that
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: I've always thought about, too, LA high schools compared to LA.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: LA high schools are pretty small. Your high school is
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: probably big as fuck, right?
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: Our freshman year... I had, like, 900-something students.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: That's pretty big. That's pretty big. Because I think just
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: regular high schools out here, Andres, how many people do
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: you think go to a regular high school out here? Sure,
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: the high schools are big, but... No, let's say, like,
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: a regular one like my high school. Fairfax? Yeah. Fairfax
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: is pretty big. There was no other, you know what
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: I'm saying? It was just 9th grade, 10th grade, 11th grade. No, no, no.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: But Fairfax is, like, a rare, like, a school of, like...
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: It's used, like, Fairfax, LA High.
• 46:01
  Speaker 5: You go to, like, those big schools, like, Like Hawthorne
• 46:04
  Speaker 5: and shit, but our regular high school ain't that much.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: But you know how you guys have like- Did you
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: guys have like- They have stadiums full of- McDonald's in
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: your high school or anything like that? No. No, what
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: the fuck? I don't know. Was it the airport?
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: We had Pizza Hut.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: See? What the fuck?
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: No, we didn't have Pizza Hut.
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: Short of facts though. No, we had Chick-fil-A that was
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: given in Christian club. So I would come and attend
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: the sermon sometime, even though I'm Muslim. I'd go attend
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: the sermon.
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: As-salamu alaykum.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: Alaykum as-salam. I'd be Christian for like 30 minutes, get
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: the little Chick-fil-A. Confess my love to Allah, and then
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: it'll be good. Yeah, I like it. high schools in Texas,
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: where they're just fucking gigantic. You know what I'm saying?
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: Where the football team is fucking huge as fuck. Rob Markman, Jr.:
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: Because they're like gods, right?
• 46:46
  Speaker 5: The football players right there, they get you It's kind
• 46:48
  Speaker 5: of like how they treat gangbangers in LA.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: If you're a known gangbanger, they treat you like royalty.
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: QB1 gets treated nice in Texas.
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure they do, but bro, when I went,
• 46:58
  Speaker 4: where we went to school, it was like 80% Hispanic.
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: Rob Markman, Jr.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, fuck. Yeah, they're everywhere nowadays. Oh, what the fuck?
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: There wasn't no black people, no one there.
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: There was black people, white people, but it was mostly Hispanic.
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: So they would play football still, but I don't think
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: they held it in a high-ass regard.
• 47:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because when I think about Texas football, I think
• 47:17
  Speaker 5: you fools are big boys, dog. It's like your fools,
• 47:21
  Speaker 5: high school have alums that still come.
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: The years that we were in school, we didn't go
• 47:25
  Speaker 4: to the games or nothing like that, but I remember
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: they lost a lot, bro.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah?
• 47:29
  Speaker 4: Because they were playing high schools where it was mostly
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: black students or more mixed, and it's.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: Like- Corn-fed white boys, you know, the country boys.
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: I didn't know you were going down that one.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay. I didn't know you were going down that one. No, no, no.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: I wasn't sure. Rob was like, my career might be
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: down the drain right here. I don't know. I thought
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: you said way worse shit. Who, Rob? Yeah, what's the
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: worst shit you said on the internet?
• 47:50
  Speaker 4: I called Jaime a faggot.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: That's valid. Do you know any gay people, though? Do
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: you know any gay people?
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know gay people.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: Okay, then you're good, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean,
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: I don't know if they're cool. That's how it works, bro. No,
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: I promise you, gay people are cool with that word.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: Old school gays.
• 48:05
  Speaker 5: The new school gays, they don't even like being themselves.
• 48:08
  Speaker 5: But the old school gays, them fools like that shit.
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: They don't like being themselves. They don't want to be gay?
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: No, I think they want to be everything else. I
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: don't know about that. No, for real. The new gays,
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: they don't like being gay men. How do you know
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: so much about new gays? Because we're seeing it firsthand.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: Do we not travel with a grown-ass, gay, 40-year-old man? Yeah,
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: but then I can't compare him to new gays because
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: I don't see a lot of new gays. Why? Why
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: can't you compare new gays? Because the new gays are
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: different than the old gays. You can still compare. I
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: just don't think we see a lot of new gays
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: for us to be like, oh.
• 48:35
  Speaker 4: I think it's funny that you can recognize a new gay.
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: That's a new age gay right there.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: For sure.
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: That's a newer Maximo.
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. There's different perks to it.
• 48:45
  Speaker 5: Like, what's a really reliable car that will never let
• 48:48
  Speaker 5: you down and it gets the job done?
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: A Honda.
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: I'm going to tell you right now, bro. Cars are
• 48:53
  Speaker 4: like women. They'll all let you down.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: That's not true, fool.
• 48:56
  Speaker 4: They'll all let you down.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: Honda, of course, is the shit. Nah, eventually. Depends how
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: you treat it, I guess. You got to treat that
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: bitch nice. Tap her in the ass real quick. Finger
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: it every once in a while. Finger her ass every
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: once in a while? You just at the gas station
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: fingering butt? You're fucking disgusting. I'll do it.
• 49:12
  Speaker 4: At the gas station, I'll do that shit.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah? You get your ass ate?
• 49:16
  Speaker 4: I'll do that.
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah. You haven't done it, though. Have I done it? No. Maybe. Jakarta.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: For Jakarta, an advocate for... Not an advocate. You are
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: an advocate. Jakarta wants to let you know... That's gay?
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: That's gay, Jaime? Getting your ass ate is gay? By
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: a woman? That's gay, fool. Nah, I don't know. I
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: don't think it's gay. Gang, it's just spread. If you're
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: on fours, it's gay. I'm not on fours. You're not
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: on fours.
• 49:40
  Speaker 5: If your legs are up, it's still kind of gay.
• 49:43
  Speaker 5: If you're holding your legs yourself, it's not gay. If
• 49:46
  Speaker 5: she's holding your legs while doing it, that's gay.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: I think it's gay when a man is doing it.
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: That's when it's fucking gay. That's gay, yeah. That's when
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: it's gay.
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: And if a woman eating my ass is a little gay,
• 49:54
  Speaker 4: then I'm.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: A little gay. I guess I'm a little hotito.
• 49:56
  Speaker 4: I'll take it, bro.
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, bro. That's how real comics get it, bro.
• 50:02
  Speaker 4: I think you're just a little jealous that they haven't
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: offered it to you.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a little gay. They did offer it
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: to me. Never been offered. No one wants to eat
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: your ass. I do remember when I got offered. I
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: believe that one day would happen.
• 50:18
  Speaker 5: The one time they did offer it, I wasn't sure
• 50:21
  Speaker 5: how I was going to tell my friends.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: You know how Jakarta hyped this bitch for me? I
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: was going to hype that for them. Bro, stop calling
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: her a bitch. That's not your bitch to be calling
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: a bitch. Okay, so what's the bitch's name? Oh, bro,
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: watch your fucking mouth, homie. Seriously.
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: Hold on, though. I kind of see where Duno's coming from, bro.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: Because it's like, you don't want her being called anything
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: out her name, but what's the name?
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: But not here, not on the pod. I don't need
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: the pods in on my bitch, you know? The pod
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: of Ruthless People, bro, the pod has made me change
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: both of my parents' social medias all to private because
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: they found a baby picture of me, and then they
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: were posting. Have you seen the AI photos of me? No. Oh,
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: I see some. Yeah. So they had one of me naked,
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: like just full on naked on a fence. I think
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: my mom saw it. Dude. The problem. No, no, no.
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: They did make my day. I thought it was.
• 51:11
  Speaker 5: That it was like spot on because Jakarta is really
• 51:13
  Speaker 5: like that.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: I've seen him in it. So Jakarta wears boxers that
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: don't fit him. So when he laid down, they become thongs.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about? Like, they go into
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: his curve, and then they, like, get all the mud
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: from the inside of his thigh. The mud? Is that
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: what you said? Look up. Can you show them the photo? Oh,
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: it's not connected. Oh, I believe. I believe. Where's that from? Shrek? Shrek. Donkey.
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: I literally just watched Shrek 3 the other day.
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the third?
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: The third, bro. So good.
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: Which one was the, I believe, the second one or
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: the first one?
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: The first one. I think the second one.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: The second one. That's it. That's not real, by the way.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: But he looks like that. Yo, my dick looks way
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: bigger than... Right? It looks like I'm rocking with some shit.
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: Put no bullshit. No bullshit. If Jakarta were to get
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: naked right now and do that same pose, he would
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: look exactly like that. Exactly. Except my titties are a
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: little bigger. And I think for the podcast, you should
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: get naked for that. Bro, what the fuck? No, no, no.
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: We'll blur it out. I don't give a fuck what you... No, no.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: Stupid bitch. Are you stupid? Hey, so y'all's listeners are ruthless. Yeah.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: Horrible people. They like... Probably bottom of the barrel people.
• 52:14
  Speaker 4: Bro, our listeners, they don't like me. They don't like
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: me being me to Jaime.
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: Oh, bro. The listeners love Juno being mean to me. No,
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: they don't. Because Jakarta, like, I'll tell Jakarta, like, you're 27.
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: You got to learn how to drive. And he'll be like,
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: you don't fucking know my life. And he just plays
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: this big pity party. And then they're like, oh, your
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: Juno's mean. He thinks.
• 52:33
  Speaker 4: Jakarta sounds right now like your mom when she's like. Like,
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: nadie me aprecia.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. No one loves me.
• 52:39
  Speaker 4: They love it when you don't mean to me.
• 52:43
  Speaker 5: I crossed the border to gay here. Yeah, that's how
• 52:45
  Speaker 5: Jakarta is. It's just a bordecito for everything.
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: Not even. Not even. Jaime, you feel me, bro. I
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: feel you, bro. It's because, bro, I feel like they
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: treat us like sidekicks, you know? They think we're not
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: even enough.
• 52:57
  Speaker 4: I mean, there's nothing wrong with Robin, though.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah. No, that's facts. Robin was gay as fuck, bro.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: And by the way, Batman had an underage child in
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: fucking underwear running around fighting crime. What? What are you
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: guys doing then? You know what I'm saying? I have
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: an overweight child running around in underwear. Dude, chill.
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: I'm ashamed of mine.
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: Don't be ashamed.
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: Flying women out to London.
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was kind of gay. Bro, we learned, buddy.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: That's way gayer than Rafa fucking... I haven't done that.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: My shit is like, I have a drug problem. Other
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: than that, I'm cool as fuck, bro. But it does
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: get pretty bad sometimes. I mean, you can't be playing
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: on bitches, fool. That's not cool. Hey, tell him not
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: to call her a bitch.
• 53:45
  Speaker 4: All right, don't call her a bitch.
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: What are you calling her from? Press like a bitch
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: right here, son. You wouldn't say that shit. You wouldn't
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: call her a bitch again. Fuck you ain't a bitch.
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: I would say me shit, but.
• 54:00
  Speaker 4: Lately, especially after London, I'm like, all right, this girl's
• 54:04
  Speaker 4: going to be, like, in this food life for a while,
• 54:05
  Speaker 4: so I better, like.
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: Oh, so she's your girl right now. So... Oh, I
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: don't want to call her a bitch. Well, you did already.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: You said it again.
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: I just called her insane, though. Like, he tells me shit,
• 54:14
  Speaker 4: and I'm like, bro, that's insane. Like, that is, like, mental.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: Do you ever want to add the bitch part in there? Yeah.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: Have you ever.
• 54:25
  Speaker 4: Sometimes I don't even want to add the bitch, because
• 54:27
  Speaker 4: I'm just, like, from... Professional medical standpoint.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: Medical? Who's a doctor?
• 54:32
  Speaker 4: Clinically insane, Jaime.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: Fuck it. Don't have babies with her. Who's going to
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: kill them? Lindsey Clancy? It's like... Oh, yeah?
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: I don't call your girl a B-word.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, no. Say... Wait, no, no. But you've been with
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: your girl for a very long time, no? I've been
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: with my girl for a while.
• 54:47
  Speaker 4: But also, she doesn't say... She says some crazy stuff,
• 54:50
  Speaker 4: but not on your girl's level crazy, bro.
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: What does your girl say? Can we get one?
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: Her girl, she just turned 20.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: She's not 21. Oh, 21. She's not 21. Hey, fucking Batman, relax.
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: You and your girl like Eddie, I was like, hey,
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: you guys like minors. I fuck with Eddie. What, Ralph Aldrin?
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: I'm 29. Damn! My boy Ralph was scouting in Mesquite.
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: Ralph met her in a Big Brother program. He was
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: her big brother at one point. I can guide you.
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: He was a TA in middle school. You got this.
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: I could tutor you after school for sure. What the fuck, Rob?
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: She can't even go to your show. They're 21 plus.
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: We just sneak her in through the back. Who's this?
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: Who's this? My sister. My sister. My little sister. What
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: the fuck? That's crazy, man. Hey, bro. Good shit. Is
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: your girl always... Okay, I'm going to call her your girl.
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: I was going to say your name. Nice. Okay. It's
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: your girl that's a bitch. I'm just kidding. Okay, okay.
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: It's your girl. How old is your girl? Is it
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: weird if I call your girl a bitch, then? She's
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: not a bitch, though. Well, because she's not a bitch,
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: so I like her a lot. That's what I'm saying.
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: And you know her. You got to know her. So
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: why'd you call my girl a bitch?
• 56:02
  Speaker 4: You don't like her?
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: I didn't call her a B-word.
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: You said a B-word. You said B-word. B-word.
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: You know what that emphasizes, though.
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: No, I said I don't call her a B-word.
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: No, no, no. You said I don't call her a B-word,
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: even though she has a B-word. That's what I'm saying.
• 56:13
  Speaker 7: I was like, if I did call her, like, Well, yeah,
• 56:15
  Speaker 7: that would be mean because she's not that.
• 56:17
  Speaker 4: I'd also be very surprised. Like, oh, what did she
• 56:19
  Speaker 4: do to you that make you want to say that?
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: Maybe the way that he could be like.
• 56:23
  Speaker 4: Your girl has done things that you're just like, bro,
• 56:25
  Speaker 4: it's hard to hold back.
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: Okay, you want me to tell you?
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: No, I'm not calling her.
• 56:29
  Speaker 4: I'm not calling her a B word, but it's like
• 56:35
  Speaker 4: that generation.
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: What generation?
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: My girl is young.
• 56:38
  Speaker 4: She's 22.
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: I didn't say anything.
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: Your face.
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: Robert's at the bar. She was a ninth grader. It's
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: a moment. No, no. I didn't. Wait, wait, wait. How
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: old are you? I'm 30. Oh. Oh, so his girl's
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: young to you. How old is your girl? 24. Oh,
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: you feel like I'm young. Some Texas shit.
• 57:04
  Speaker 4: She could have gone to high school with my girl.
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: She was a senior and she was a freshman.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: No, sophomore. Two years of work. Damn, fuck. You was
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: already out.
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: But no, I didn't say I was going to call
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: her B-word.
• 57:17
  Speaker 4: But if you did, I would be like, oh, I
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: wonder why he's saying that. I don't think I've ever
• 57:25
  Speaker 4: seen anything that would warrant that.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: What's happening, man?
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: So what did she do for you to think of
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: her in a B-word status? That's kind of fucked up.
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: I can name examples. I'm with Ralph, see? But I'm
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: with Hyman, bro. What the fuck is going on? What's
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: going on right here? No, no, no, no. Jakarta's girl
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: is fucking mean. She's rude. No, she's not, bro. You
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: don't know her enough for you to be assassinating her.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: I'm going to look this way. Andrea. Andrea Andres. These
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: are people that are not me. I don't give a
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: fuck either. I don't care. Andrea Andres. Yo, Ralph. What?
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: How Jakarta's girl is? Without me looking at you so
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: people don't think that I'm like picking and choosing that.
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: But you guys don't know my girl, so it doesn't matter.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: We don't have to know her. She's mean to us.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: She's not mean to you. She doesn't... She's mean to me.
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: Sometimes I like that shit. She treats him like shit. No,
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: not anymore. Yeah, she does. You guys don't know what
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: I got you. Shut up. Go ahead, go ahead. She
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: treats him like shit.
• 58:22
  Speaker 5: And then she brings his mood down.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: We're all having a good time, and he's just in
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: the corner not having.
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: It's true before I would be like that.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: It's very true.
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: When my girl calls, I'd be like, hey, everybody be quiet.
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: She doesn't like laughter in the background.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: No, no, mine just doesn't like that. If she has lip,
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: I'll smack the shit out of her. But she personally
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: was doing shit to Andres. No, no, watch this, watch this.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: I tried to have a conversation with him over the phone.
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: I was drunk. I was drunk. Okay, okay. We were
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: going to be single after this. We were going to
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: have a conversation. No, I called him to let him
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: know I was with a girl. No, it wasn't that.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: That was literally it. It was like 1 a.m. Bro,
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: let him say it. No, I'm saying it too, though.
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: Shut up, bitch. You over trying to make my bitch
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: look horrible. Like for what? She is horrible. Ooh. All right. Well,
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: your bitch is horrible, nigga.
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: Who are they to judge, right?
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: Exactly, bro. We're your friends. We're your friends. She doesn't
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: let him speak freely on the phone. the podcast. Good, bro.
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: I don't want to speak freely. He be over here
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: like this.
• 59:13
  Speaker 3: We're going to be single after this.
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: He be like, he be like, he be like. Oh,
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: I don't want to talk about that. But we could
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: buy prostitutes and get massage parlors wankers all day. But
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: the minute we talk about this girl, it's like, no,
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: she got mad. So she's really rude. She's not rude
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: at all, bro. You guys are painting her like this
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: bitch is a demon, nigga.
• 59:31
  Speaker 4: I feel like she's going to walk in right now.
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: Nah, she's cool as fuck. I had a great time
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: with her yesterday. Went to go watch a movie, got
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: some food. It was nice. She actually woke me up today.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: She was like, hey, you got to go to your pod. Yeah? Yeah, bro.
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: She's cool, bro. She's an alarm bitch. Dude, watch your
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: fucking mouth, bro. Okay, can we meet her? No, I
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: don't want you to meet her. Wait, are we going
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: to finish the phone thing? You're a motherfucker, ain't you?
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: We're having a conversation and she just yells out, oh,
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: who the fuck is that? And he's like, oh, it's
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: my boy Andres. Look, say hi. We're both lit. She
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: smacks his phone back to his face. And then she
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: grabs him by the face and starts making out and
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: gets on top of him. He's like, wait, I'm on
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: the phone. She's like, wait, wait, I'm on the phone.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: And she's like, I don't give a fuck. Hang up.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: And he goes, that's my boy.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 4: That was badass.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: That was tight. Thanks for making me look cool as fuck, buddy.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: That was badass. That one I'm mad about. I would
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: have said, fuck, hang up the phone. Hell yeah, fuck
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: the phone. That's what Cesar himself.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 5: We booked Airbnb because we had a big live show
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 5: here at the Nova. We booked the Airbnb. She came
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 5: to our Airbnb, got cracked, and then while we're on
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 5: our way, she's like, I don't want to meet him.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: I'm going to leave. Yeah, that's a bad time to
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: meet somebody. After the bitches got cracked. It makes you
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: look good. It doesn't make you look good. I just
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: don't know who you're raising your voice at. That's the
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: part that I'm confused about. Are you raising your voice
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: at me? Because right here, Mustang and Sally, you pick
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: one right here, and it's going to hit you in
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: the fucking mouth. Okay, buddy? Watch your mouth. I know
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: you already knew. I just, bro, leave it alone. She
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: just didn't want to, and it's okay. It's okay. How
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: come she didn't go to your live show? I didn't
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: invite her. I didn't invite her. That was a me thing.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: But enough about me. We have two beautiful guests from Houston. Dallas. Oh, sorry. Mesquite.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. From Mesquite, Dallas, Houston. Oh, Cliff. What I
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: genuinely wanted to... Wait, Oak Cliff? You're not from Oak Cliff? No,
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: I'm not. Is that the ghetto? Is that where your
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: barber shop is? Yeah, it's good, yeah. Do you have
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: a barber shop? No, no, no.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 4: So I worked at a barber shop and I grew
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 4: up getting my haircuts over there.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: What happened here? What happened... Oh, what happened there?
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: I had my haircuts.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: I had like five haircuts. What do you get? What
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: do you ask for?
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: I just cut it once a year.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: Just wear it?
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 3: I just kind of shaved.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: Once a year. He said he just shaves his head
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: once a year.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 4: No, he doesn't. His last haircut, he got the Jake Paul.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 4: He just did the little chili bowl line right here.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: Oh, the fucking... It's like a mole bowl right here.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: Like a burst fade? No, no fade. That's fire.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 4: No fade. Just the chili bowl.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, just the line?
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 4: Just the line.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: Wait, did you cut his hair?
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 4: No, he don't let me cut his hair.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 3: We don't have time.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 4: I've offered a bunch of time. Even before when I
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 4: was a full-time barber, he wouldn't let me cut his hair.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: Because, like, I don't know.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: What the fuck is the point of you having a
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: best friend from fourth grade? You have really nice hair.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: If you got a Burst Fade, bro, that shit would
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: be sick as fuck, dog. Search up Burst Fades.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 4: No, that's not the one he got.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: He got one.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 4: It was just the temples. And then it was like
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 4: a mohawk or like a mullet thing or something.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: Search up a Burst Fade. Burst Fade.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: Kind of like that, no?
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: Oh, like that for Diego Lopez, the UFC fighter? Yeah.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: Like this? Diego Lopez, look, I think you're talking about
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: more of this vibe. He got like that? Something like that.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 4: A little lower, but yeah, you get the gist of it.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like an undercut.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like an undercut.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: Can you search up a burst fade? I think a
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: burst fade on you would look sick, bro. Look at this.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: You think so? Hell yeah, fool.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 4: Ciao.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: Oh, you should get a burst fade. Oh, pops. You'll
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: be fucking dumb bitches, bro. Or if you wanted to,
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: if you wanted to. Only if you wanted to. He
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: loves his girl. Because I don't want to fuck any
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: other bitch.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: Me neither.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: Doesn't he feel nice? This guy can't control himself. He
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: sees another woman. Put his dick on a leaf. You're
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: a fucking bitch out there, Bambi. You're an embarrassment. You're
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: an embarrassment to our community. Our community? Bitch, you're Indonesian, bitch.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 4: We're going to name every time y'all have ever cheated.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: Do they say Texas has the best barbecue or is
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: it Oklahoma?
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 3: It's Texas.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: Or like Kansas City. Nobody has ever said Oklahoma has
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: the best barbecue. Oklahoma has really good barbecue as well, no?
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: I just started a show called Tosa King.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 4: You know where they have good barbecue in Memphis?
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: It's a good show, right?
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: Great, actually.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 4: You ever have barbecue spaghetti?
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: Nah, I've never had barbecue spaghetti. Bro, that's so weird.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: So we started having a separate conversation. No, no, no.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: Fucking idiots. I was answering. You get a barbecue conversation
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: and then you and this. He hopped on it. That's why.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: I said, Tulsa King, it was a good show, right?
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, it was pretty good.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 4: Bro, this man has never seen Tulsa King.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: Yes, I have.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 4: He just knows what it is. He knows because of
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 4: TikTok clips.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: The what? Stop fucking touching me, bro. The what? What
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: you saying?
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 3: Hey, you kill him, I kill him.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: What the fuck? Y'all gay. The fuck's been happening?
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 4: I wanna run away with you, Jakarta.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: Step on their balls.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: We're gonna have to do a Wednesday show for the
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: rest of your life.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 4: To sell fucking 80 tickets between the two of us.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: Probably 95 if we're doing it in LA. If we're
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: doing it in LA, probably 95. Is this going to
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: be my first time hosting this weekend? Okay, so we're
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: talking about barbecue or no? Oh, barbecue. Yeah, let's kill
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: it at first. What's your.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 4: How do you feel about it?
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: I'm scared as fuck. Why? I'm nervous, bro. I've never hosted.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: What are you going to do? 10 minutes, 15 minutes?
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: Five minutes. Five minutes? Five up front. I told him
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: it would be good. But Jakarta... So Jakarta things... So hey,
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: this is my joke. Hold on, hold on. Wait, wait.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: Some of these Mexicans... This guy has talent. UTA, get him. No, no, no.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: So what have you been doing?
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 5: So the first like two months of the tour, it
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 5: was just obviously doing like the regular shit. Like I
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 5: was doing my 45 to an hour of like headlining.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 5: And then we started the pod and I was like.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: Well, Jakarta, you want to come on tour? Like see
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: something different? So what we'll do is we'll add Jakarta
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: in the end.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 5: So I'll do my 45 and then bring Jakarta for
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 5: like 10 minutes and then we'll end the show like that.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 5: The problem is, Jakarta for like two months, three months,
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 5: was getting too lit.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: And he'll do good. The first show, the second show, just....
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 5: Like in that, you know, like drunk comic shit.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: And I was like, okay, we got to fix it.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: Last month, he's been... On point. He's been on point.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 5: And we kind of got like a little set together.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 5: But I was like, it's too... And then he tried
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 5: to come on stage clowning.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: I was like, all right, bad. So I walked off
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: stage for five minutes and I was like, go. Make
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: them laugh. Bro, he was like, these Mexicans. The whole
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: crowd is looking at him like... These Mexicans, what? Yeah,
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: that's the part that I fucked up. And then he
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: was like, he was like, Dudo, come back, come back.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: And then I came back and then I was like,
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: you know what? Ontario is such a good vibe. I'm like, Ontario, bro.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: I'm like, this would be the perfect.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 4: Bro, I've had the wildest shows in Ontario, bro.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah? I'm like, this is the perfect place. Ontario's high
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: Mexican popularity.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 4: Like, I cannot just do material there. Like, it turns
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 4: Q & A.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Also, it's going to be huge Q & A
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: for me. They're rowdy, bro.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 4: For me, I don't know about Duno, but for me,
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 4: they was rowdy.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: No, no, they were rowdy the first time I did it.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 4: Fat chick showing her titties.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 4: I'm like, what the fuck?
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: Rob Markman, The last- Rob Markman, Nice. Titties.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 5: Rob Markman, The first time I did it, when I
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 5: first did it, 2034, when I first started touring and
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 5: doing cities, it was crazy. Bitches got up, a girl
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 5: got mad because I tried to hook up her man
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 5: with another girl.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: It was fun.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 5: The second, when we did, we did eight shows with
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 5: Conqueror and Jerry last year, 2025.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: Some boxer fools got down. Rob Markman Oh, shit. Rob
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: Markman Like real boxers.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 5: They were both from different boxing clubs. They got down
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 5: and shit. One of them was sending that fool to
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 5: shut up or whatever. And then we'll see how it goes.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 5: But I'm like, Jakarta, this will be the perfect city
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 5: for you to host that. Just do five minutes, go
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 5: up there, be yourself, and then just bring up the comics.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 4: If you can do a Killer Five in Ontario, you
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 4: can do Killer Five anywhere, bro.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm going to do a killer five.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: I might just go up there, do some crowd work,
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: steal some jokes and shit. Rob Markman That works too.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: That works too.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: Rob Markman Have any of your jokes ever been stolen from?
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 4: Have they stolen my jokes?
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: Rob Markman That you know of. I mean, what's it called?
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: You don't got to say the name.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 4: When I was way younger, like local fucking open micers.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 4: Rob Markman They stole your jokes? I saw a dude
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 4: steal my joke, but he was on drugs and shit,
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 4: so I didn't even really I'm like, I don't think
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 4: he cares about doing comedy anyway.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. What about you, Hyman?
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 3: Do I steal people's jokes?
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: No, no. I would fucking hope not, Hyman. Has anybody
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: ever stole your jokes? No. No, I don't know.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 3: I can't tell you.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: Can't tell you because they're not alive no more.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 4: Nah, his jokes are very personal. In order to steal
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 4: his joke, you'd have to be a fucking fat retard.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 4: Jokes are like, Rob Markman, That's what makes it a joke.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 4: They're yours.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: Rob Markman, That's what I feel about my jokes.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 5: You have to be really One, you can't be a
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 5: skinny person stealing my jokes, because I always bring up
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 5: my weight somehow or talk about why it's a struggle
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 5: for me to do a certain thing. So if you're
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 5: like a fat comic, then maybe you got ballplay and
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 5: shit like that. But then you got to be mad
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 5: raunchy about it.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: You got to be able to talk about your dick
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: and shit without it being.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 4: I've heard you talk about your mom and stuff. I
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 4: feel like when you talk about family or whatever, that
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 4: makes it more personal too.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: It's like unique as fuck.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 4: Unless they're down to just make up a whole fucking
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 4: lie about their life. Sometimes people come up to me
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 4: after the show. I'll be making jokes about having a son.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 4: I got a little boy now.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 5: Oh, people don't think you actually have a son?
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 4: Bro, people come up to you after the show. Bro,
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 4: you got a kid or you just said that to
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 4: be funny?
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: Like, what the fuck?
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 5: Just making shit up, bro. As much as comedy is
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 5: a lot of... Obviously, we emphasize a lot of shit.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 5: We exaggerate. There has to be some truth in it.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: If not, it's not going to hit. Yeah. There's just
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: no way. Yeah, for sure.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 4: People will be knowing, too.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: Like.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 4: I feel like when you're just up there saying some bullshit,
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 4: they kind of know. That joke's not going to hit.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: You know? Rob Markman Yeah, for sure. Have you been
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: in that situation where you wrote some shit, you're like,
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: this is the one, and you went up there and just.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, hell yeah. Like, all the time.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: Rob Markman Nah, duh.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 5: When I did Laugh Factory with you, you were like, hey,
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 5: I'm going to try this new joke, and you went
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 5: up there, and the joke did cool, and you kind
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 5: of looked at yourself.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: And you're like, all right, move on. Have you ever
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: had to kick people out of your set?
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 4: Man, that's only happened like twice, bro. And they have
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 4: to be like bad.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the same for this one. You told me
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: like kicking somebody out has to be like horrible. Yeah.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: And Jared be ready to get rid of them. Two,
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: three words and Jared be like, chill, chill. Let me
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: control them. Because they still paid a ticket.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 4: Sometimes they yell something and I interact with them and
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 4: they probably won't even yell after that no more.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 4: And I like to interact with them every now and then.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 4: I'll do some shows where I just do material the
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 4: whole time. I'll do other shows where I'll do material
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 4: for 35, 40 minutes, and then I'll fuck with the crowd.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 4: But if I want to fuck with them, and they
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 4: just don't want to talk, I hate that shit. So
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 4: I'm cool with if they start talking a little bit.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. Like, fuck it.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 4: But yeah, bro. What was I talking about before that?
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 4: I'm high as fuck.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: Fuck, kick somebody out. Oh, yeah.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 4: Bro, in Portland- Really?
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: Portland? Which one? The theater? Yeah, I did a theater
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: out there. Aladdin? Which one? Crystal Ballroom?
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 3: Aladdin.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: Aladdin? It was that one?
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 4: You sure?
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: That's a badass theater. Oh, I just remember, you.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 4: Know, they were, bro, this was the ghettoest show, one
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 4: of the ghettoest shows.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: I've ever done in my life. Portland's wild, fool. But
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: you know what?
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 4: It wasn't even bad, though, because I've had a show
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 4: where I'm like, bro, this show's ghetto, like it's horrible,
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 4: like I need to get the fuck off stage or
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 4: some shit. It was a good show. It was just
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 4: raunchy ghetto as fuck. There was two dudes getting each
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 4: other's faces like way off in the dark, bro. I
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 4: couldn't really see, but they're like, hey, they're fighting.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: They're going to fight.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 3: We're going at the same time.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 4: And I'm like, hey, what the fuck are y'all doing?
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 4: They just ignored me, bro. They just kept getting each
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 4: other's faces. And then I look down here. There's a baby.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 4: There's a couple with a baby.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 4: I said, man, give me that baby. And I brought
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 4: the baby up on stage and I was like fucking
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 4: with them.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: Wait, what the fuck? They let the baby inside the show? Yeah.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 4: And then, yeah, I gave them back their baby and shit.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, you didn't take it, Ralph. Ralph, take it
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: to the green room. This is my shit. I'm going
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: to raise that baby. I'm going to raise that baby. Nah, bro.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 4: As soon as I gave them back their baby, some
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 4: dude from the back was like, I love you, Ralph.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 4: And I was like, all right, bro. And then he's like,
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 4: you don't love me?
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: You don't love me?
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 4: Bro, he stood up, big motherfucker, and took his shirt
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 4: off and started running up to the stage.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: Yo, Ali, Ali, Ali.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 4: Bro, I grabbed the mic just in case I have
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 4: to fuck you. So I grabbed the mic stand. And
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 4: then there was dudes standing up like they're going to
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 4: do something. And then the girl be like, nah, nah.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 4: And they be like, all right, all right. I'm like, bitch,
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 4: you was not going.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: To do nothing. This motherfucker. Damn, that's ratchet.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 4: Bro, two security guards had to come and get him.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 4: And one got him on this arm and one got
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 4: him on this arm.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: But he was that big?
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 4: He was kind of big. And then he's trying to
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 4: like flap out of it. And he's like, God, help me.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: God, help me. Who's asking the Lord?
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 4: Bro, could you imagine, though, if God actually helped him?
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's a hard question. He just started glowing
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: and shit.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 4: I would have been so disappointed in God. Like, this
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 4: who you helping, bro?
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: That's what they got him. He wasn't a Muslim. Allah. Allah.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: Allah helped me.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 4: I like Islam.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 4: They dragged him out and his pants came off as
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 4: they were dragging him because he was trying to hold
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 4: himself down.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: His dick came out?
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 4: Fucking nalgas, pee-pee out and shit.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: He was rocking with some shit?
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 4: I didn't see his pee-pee. I just saw his nalgas.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 6: And.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 4: The next day, he messaged me on Instagram. He's like,
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 4: I just want to apologize. You can ask anybody. That's
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 4: so out of character of me. I don't do that stuff.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 4: But I'm like, nah, bro. You don't go from being
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 4: an upstanding citizen.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: To fucking your dick out. To dick out. You're dragged
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: across the theater. God help me. Alcohol does wonders to people.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: He was like, bro, bro, you should know me, bro.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: I do a lot of charity work. I do a
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: lot of community work. I would never do this to you.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: I'd be the homeless. He was like, God, give me strength.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: I'm going to beat the shit out of Ralph Barbosa
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: right now. That's wild, bro. That's scary as fuck.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 5: Have we had a situation this year? Oh, fool, but
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 5: Portland is a trip. Last year, fool, last year in
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 5: Portland at the meet and greet, two girls got down.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: Oh. Because one of the girls was like, do you
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: know Cogger Jerry's? What's it called?
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 5: Come to my massage parlor, man. Like, like she owns
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 5: like a, like for like a spotty. And then some
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 5: girl in the back was like, ah, she got.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: To jack him off. And then, and then the other
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: girl was like, well, she don't do that. And then
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: they started getting down. They both got kicked out the meeting.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: No way.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: My homegirl jacked people off. She would never do that.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: That is hilarious. But this year, I don't think we've
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 2: had that, right Andres? This year has been, but then
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 2: also I get a really young crowd, fool. It's their
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: first time at comedy shows, a lot of couples.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 3: And they see the crowd work clips?
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 5: I think they see that, but I probably do like five,
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 5: 10 minutes of crowd work and then just the rest,
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 5: like 40 minutes of material and stuff like that.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: I'm not really sitting up there. Unless it's like, I
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: see what you're saying. If you feel the vibe and
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: you can fuck with it, then it's cool. But if
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: you're forcing the crowd work, then... No, I'm in the
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: crowd like, fool, tell us a joke. Yeah.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 4: I don't want to force nothing. I don't want to
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 4: force crowd work and I don't want to force material.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 4: So like, you know, got to read the room.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: For sure. Yeah. Like, and, and it's dope.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 5: Cause now I see like the mistakes, like, I mean,
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 5: obviously Jakarta not trying to pursue being a sound of comedian,
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 5: but he's up there, you know, making people laugh, like entertaining.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 5: And there's like a certain thing out here called the
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 5: homeboy industry.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: We always tell the story. It's called Homeboy Industries. You
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: always tell this story. It's a good story. Don't say
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: we always tell it. You bring this shit up. Are
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: you mad that I'm telling him a story about it?
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: I'm not mad. I'm not mad. I'm mad at the
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: fact that you said we. Bitch, you. Is it not
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: a good story? It's like a weak-ass, lame-ass story. This
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: story is actually one of the worst stories ever. Why?
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: Because you had one bad experience? You guys won't be entertained,
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: but go ahead. Embarrass me in front of your new friends.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 4: I'm still kind of tripping out at this food.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: What's your name, bro? Andres. Andres. Oh, by the way,
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: by the way, he wants to jack you off because
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: of your cars. This food wants... He wants to know
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: if you could be... He's ready to blow you. I'm
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: still tripping out that this food got mad that... That
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: Jakarta was getting pussy?
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 4: That your girl made you hang up the phone to fuck.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: That was disrespectful. Like, let the man get his pee
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: pee wet, bro. So you're not going to talk to me, bro?
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: While your dicks are hard as shit, bro? What the fuck, bro? Jaime,
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: what should I have done in that situation? Have sex.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: Have sex, right? Should I have stayed on the phone
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: with him? Or should I have just propped it up
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: and just let you see it? Jaime, he's about sex. S-E-G-G-S-O. Hey,
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: but get on his ass, bro.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 3: I already did, bro.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: Oh. You want me to get more on his ass? Yeah,
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: get more in his ass. Like what? Get inside there, bro.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: Like what? What do you want here? Give me something.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: Crowd work, crowd work, crowd work. Appearance, bro.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 3: The workouts are not helping.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: Tiger, are you fucking serious? Holy fuck. You had a
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: stroke and it never got fixed. Holy fuck. Hey, wait.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: Did you really have a stroke? No. Oh, okay. Oh,
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: it's just like that? Hey, you're a mean person, bro.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: He's like, he's like, he's like, he's like a mean
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: person for real. He's like the one food that they're like,
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: they're like, it's all to the food. Yeah. You're like,
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: you're like, you're like, yeah, yeah. I said, I said,
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: I said something back. He went for the jugular. Like
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: what the fuck? You want me to keep going with
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: the fuck? Hold on, bro.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 4: Why post? He posted his trail.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, his trail. Why post that? I was like, damn.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 4: I was looking at it, and it said like 1.19 miles,
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 4: and I was like, oh, shit. This fool be running that.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 4: And then it said hike. I was like, ah.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: Nah, I mean this food. You know what the fuck
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: that food? You know what the fuck that food that
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: I put? I'll be like, oh, but look how far
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: I'm going on the walk, right? So we'll do like
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: two miles, like. Like in 40 minutes, I'm not running it, right?
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: And then people be like, damn, two miles in 40 minutes?
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: You fat bitch. People are just mad that I'm not.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: I'm like from Milwaukee. Nah, but this is what inspired me.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: Yesterday morning, I woke up like at 8 a.m. Yeah,
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: what you do this morning? And I came here, bitch.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: Stupid bitch. Hey, how you been telling? Call him stupid bitch.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: I woke up and I walked like. 0.7 miles one way,
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: and then I walked back home. So it was like 1.4, 1.2-ish.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: And I was at 0.6, so it was like 1.2.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: Which one is it, bitch? 1.2, 1.4, 1.6. I'm sorry.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: Are you the running commissioner? You're the walking commissioner of
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: Los Angeles? I think you're lying. Bro, why the fuck
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: would I have to lie to you about walking? You
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: think I'm like, oh man, I hope Duno knows I'm
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: walking this morning. Can I inspire you? Can I inspire you?
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 4: You do call him on the days. I really like
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 4: this girl.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: He's my best friend, bro. I tell him everything.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 7: I tell him everything and then he just responds. Okay,
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 7: what the fuck do they got to do with me?
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: You're lucky for real. That's fucked up. Bro, bro, bro.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: But then he'll get mad if I don't tell him something.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: He'll be like, bro, why don't you tell me? Maybe
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: because every time I tell you something, the response you
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: give me fucking sucks. You know what I'm saying? I
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: don't give a fuck. Fix it yourself. That's that shit.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: But I literally told him something one time. He said,
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: that's that shit I don't give a fuck about. And
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: he hung up on me. I don't know. I think
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: it wasn't nothing stupid. Oh, you know why? Because he
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: called me like... Like I sort of got for you. Hey,
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: hold on. H Mart or K Mart and then like
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: find the new meat and they'd be like, dude, look,
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: I'm going to bring it for the pot. Bitch, it's raw.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: We don't cook here, bitch. And you'll be like, so
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: you don't give a fuck. and then just click. Yeah, bro, bro.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: Sometimes I just want to tell somebody about my day, bro.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 4: Sometimes I feel like my anger is valid, bro. This
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 4: is when I had one of those little issues with
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 4: him and he was like, Him and his girl just
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 4: started dating or whatever.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: Now, you really hate it, Ralph. I was moving. We
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: have fake issues. I was moving, bro. No, no, no.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: I hate your girl. That's it.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 4: I was moving, bro, to an apartment. And I wanted
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 4: to get pretty much everything in one trip, right?
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And I told you.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 5: Let's just do one trip and all my fixed up
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 5: car that just get gone.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 4: Everybody fucking work your ass off, bro. I told you,
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 4: can you help us tomorrow? I was moving out of
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 4: my dad's. I was like, maybe over there in my dad's.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 4: He's like, yeah, I got you. So we get there, man,
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 4: these fools don't show up. We pack everything. Finally, we're
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 4: literally about to get in the cars to drive out,
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 4: and he calls me. He's like, hey, I'm on my way.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 4: I'm like, fuck you coming for now, bro.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: We're done. I was like, what the fuck, bro?
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 4: And then I guess because I was talking to him
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 4: like mean as hell, and he don't like me to
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 4: talk like that in front of his girl. He goes,
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 4: I'm not alone in the car. I said, what the
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 4: fuck that guy doing here?
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: But this is pretty fair, though. You said you were
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: going to be there at a certain time? And this
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: is important, like moving. Trust me, because he told me
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: to be at a certain place at certain times, and
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: I just won't go. No, no. Because I'm off the
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: drugs or something. So there's a thing. Jakarta. Hey, we're
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: not done with this situation, too. Okay, but like when
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: he needs to. And by the way, it's very valid.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: He's moving. Moving is an essential thing. Yeah, that's an
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: essential thing. Do you want to know why? I'm going
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: to tell you why.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 3: Tell me why.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: You can move your ass to the airport or go
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: to a new city and perform. But you can't move
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: to come help me move out, Papa, for my mom,
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: for my dad's house. It's an emotional thing. He's a
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: piece of shit. I'm sorry to God, fool. We're going
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: to the club. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, he's diabetic. And
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: when he needs a Coke. Yeah, here. You're diabetic? Yeah,
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: I'm diabetic. I hate skinny diabetic. You know what? I'm
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: with you. Performative diabetes. Performative diabetes. Don't even give me
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: the damn. Do you have it?
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 4: No, I just took it off.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: This is a fake ass one. Fake ass fool. I
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: don't have your shit. Where's your insulin? Huh? Where's your insulin?
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: It's right here. Let me see it. Wait. And he
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: runs into the real Benjamin. Oh, is that EpiPen? No.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: I caught it too.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 4: This motherfucker's all help me with shit.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: What?
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 4: This motherfucker don't help me with shit. He don't carry
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 4: no candy, nothing. The other day on the airplane, my
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 4: sugar was getting low. It starts to feel like.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 3: One time I don't have candy.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 4: I look back and you got candy.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: He's like, no. I'm like, bro, look.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 5: He's like, I told you I don't have candy. Wait,
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 5: is that part of your contract? You have to have
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 5: candy in case Ralph's dying?
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 3: I always have candy.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 4: You would think after knowing each other for 20 something years,
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 4: he would be on his toes about it.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get on a diet too. I'm trying
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: to stop eating candy. I literally felt dick right now.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 3: Bro, let me have a sip of your Coke, man.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, here, bro. Even though that's your Coke, though. I know, right?
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: I pay all the Cokes. They're on my Cokes. At
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: the airport? At the airport. Bro, he's a person. Ontario
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: is one of the first... Ontario is one of the
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: first B & Bs that me and him are going
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: to pay for. It's on our company card. No, I
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: already paid for it. Yeah, but it's on our company. No, no, no.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: I paid it for my... Because it's my comedy show,
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: my weekend. So it's not off the company card? No. Okay,
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: so that just means I'm getting a shitty-ass room. That's
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: all that equates.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 3: You get the couch?
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: I probably might. No, I never get the couch. He
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: does not get the couch. I never get the couch.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: I never get the couch. One more lesson, I prefer
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: to share a room with my boy right there, big,
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: don't be too low. On this? Yeah, because.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 5: But you want to know why, because he can't sleep alone.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: He's scared of the dark, bro. Kind of. What?
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 4: For real?
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: I don't prefer the dark. Rob, this ain't no bullshit.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: I don't prefer that. I can sleep by myself in
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: my own room. I just don't prefer it. All the
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: lights have to be on if he's alone. The TV
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: has to be on.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 4: Who are you afraid of?
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: Who's going to come? You don't know? A ghost, maybe.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm really scared of ghosts. You want
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: to suck something? No, but look.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 3: TV has to be on.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: We're on our health journey, right? And then I'm like, Jakarta,
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: I need you tomorrow. At 10 a.m. for we're going
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: to do a walk. We invited the city. It was dope.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: We posted up. It was for everybody. Jakarta's like, I'm
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: going to be there. Promoting it like he's going to
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: be there. Promoting it like he's going to be there.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: And you know, Jakarta's growing his own fan base. Some
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: people are like, damn, we're going to meet Jakarta. We're
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: going to walk with him. Cool shit.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 5: Jakarta, if we're going to the club at 12, Jakarta
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 5: will be at my house at 9 p.m.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: And be like, cool. Pre-game Bitches bitches bitches No bitches
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: Never brings bitches I want to let you know right
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: now Ralph no bitches Ever I bring bitches At least
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: you bring.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 5: The bitches And guys Jakarta shows up with his Overweight
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 5: best friend Fidel And his autism best friend Raymundo No
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 5: bitches Sometimes.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 4: He'll show up with Girls Sometimes he shows up With
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 4: guys And sometimes girls and guys That's valid.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah. That's valid with the guy that you come with.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: You send this fool out. Okay, that's cool.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 3: I bring girls, but then the guys be like, you
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 3: know Ralph Barbosa?
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: He's my friend.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 3: Come here.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: Why the fuck would you do that? I've never done that. Hey,
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: do you know this fool would literally... It would be
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: World War III if a dude came up to me
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: and said, yo, bro, you know Duno? And I go, yeah, bro,
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: you want to come meet him? Come on. No, but
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: a guy is crazy. A guy is crazy. He's cool.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 3: He looks like me, so I was like, oh.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: That's even worse. What if he's a serial killer and
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: wants to fucking make out with Rob? You don't know
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: the guy? You're just introducing? No, you're crazy. I know him.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 3: I know him now.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 5: That's way greater than me kicking the foot that likes
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 5: getting hit in the balls. You'd be like, this foot
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 5: looks like me? Oh, my God, let him meet my
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 5: best friend.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: That's gay as fuck. That's mad gay. So we're doing
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: this walk and I'm like, damn, it's 9 a.m. We're
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: hitting up Jakarta. This fool calls me at 1 p.m.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: Is it done? I'm like, Jakarta, it was done. Why
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: do you always do that? I never do that on
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 1: the phone.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 4: Bro, you've done that the whole podcast.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: You're such a fucking liar, bro. If we can't help it,
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: it's his lips. Look at this. But then he was like,
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: he's like, oh, I missed it. I'm like, yeah. And
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: he's like. Oh, bro, I'm so sorry, bro. I'm just, like,
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: he's dealing with my own mental, it was a mental
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 1: health walk. I was dealing with my own mental health. No,
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: you weren't. You were on a bender. Yeah. Mentally, I
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: was gone. They were walking for you? Mentally, yeah. They
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: were walking for me.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 5: And then the fucked up part is that when he
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 5: does something, we'll go to his little Indonesia event where
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 5: there's like 10 people there and he's singing to people.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: That don't even understand English. We'll go and support the
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: fuck out of it. That was only one of the kids. Andres. Andres.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: That's fucked up how he said his little Indonesia event.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: He doesn't respect me at all. Every single episode we
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: have is him breaking me down as a man and
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: making fun of my bitch.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 4: It sounds like our podcast, bro. I'm trying to help you, though, bro. Like, bro,
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 4: I've known Jaime my whole life. I've been trying to
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 4: keep him positive. Mold this man into a champion. And
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 4: his girl is doing away with years of my hard work, bro.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: Fool! This girl!
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 5: This girl and his plug have been, I've been trying
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 5: for the last six years.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: What's this girl done, bro? You don't know the bitch.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up about her, bro.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 4: Hey, don't call.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: Her a bitch. Oh, my God. Don't call her a bitch.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: She's my bitch. It's different.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 3: Why are we just sitting here and letting these dudes
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 3: talk to us?
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: Bro, get on them, bro. You and me get on them. Bro,
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 1: I'm going to get on them. You get on them.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: I get on them. No, no, no. You were telling
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 1: me to say a joke about me. Say a joke
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: about Ralph. Go ahead. Easily. Ralph, your tattoos are childish. Yeah,
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 1: they are. I'll give you that. Hey, what the fuck, dude? Oh, no, no, no, no. Okay, okay. Rob, Rob,
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: back me up. Rob, back me up. Go ahead. Who
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: do I do? Jakarta. Jakarta. It's me and you versus...
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'll take it back. The real comics against
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 1: the Instagram comedians. Jakarta. Rob has Netflix specials. I know,
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 1: I know. You have to be... The fattest Asian I've
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: ever seen. That's just rude. That's not even roasting, though.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 1: You're just trying to hurt my feelings. That's just mean. Yeah,
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 1: you're trying to hurt my feelings.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 4: Well, you should wake up more for walks.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 1: Why are you laughing so hard, bitch? Jaime, you look
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 1: like if Yolanda who killed Selena in Sound 3 Hill
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 1: had a baby. Okay.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 3: My turn, too, you know?
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, your turn. Actually, I think we're running out
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 1: of time.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 4: We got to get going.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 3: Wait, I got one more. Duno, you look like you
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 3: opened for Jerry and concrete.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 1: Rob Markman Hey! That was true!
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 4: Rob Markman Jerry's going to be like, what's up with
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 4: that fool?
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 5: Rob Markman What's up with Jerry?
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 1: Big Jerry G. All right. Do you guys get offended
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: when other comedians take shots on you guys? No, it's
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 1: just jokes. Take shots how? I don't know. Rob Markman
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 1: Who gives a fuck?
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, who gives a fuck?
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: Rob, I wanted to ask you this. When you saw like...
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 1: You came up like the nitty gritty of comedy.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 5: Like, not in a sense where like, but I've heard
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 5: stories like Jerry used to be like, like, I didn't
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 5: know you and Jerry had a history back then.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Yeah. And I was like, damn, I think
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 1: that's tight.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 4: I want to tell you a story about Jerry, but
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 4: not on the podcast.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay. But hold on, hold on.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 5: Before you do that, but Jerry used to be like,
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 5: Rob used to pick me up from the airport and
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 5: I'm like, Barbosa?
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 1: When I first like started getting, he's like, yeah, fool.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: And I'm like. What the fuck happened to you? That's horrible.
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 1: That's my dog. Please shut up. That's my dog. You
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 1: can't be a comedian. That's my dog. You're a sensitive pussy.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 1: I believe, I believe. Ralph believed. I mean, Jerry believed
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 1: in Ralph.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that fool. He was always nice to me, bro.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 4: He would give me pointers. Not only about the jokes themselves,
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 4: but I remember I went on stage one time with
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 4: an Allen Iverson t-shirt. He's like, don't do that, fool.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 4: He's like, What are you wearing sports teams for? What
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 4: if somebody's like a fucking Philadelphia 76ers hater and now
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 4: they don't even want to listen to shit you're saying
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 4: because you're wearing an Irish shit? He's like, also don't
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 4: give them something to look at. He's like, have them
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 4: just focus on what you're saying.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 1: That fucker got mad at me one time when I
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: went on tour with him.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 5: I was wearing a big ass shirt that had Britney
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 5: Spears doing drugs and he's like, you're a fucking idiot.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 1: And I was like, really this shit? nice. It costs
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 1: like $ 80. He's like, watch. And I felt it the
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 1: first show and I want to go buy a pro
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 1: club in between the show. Yeah. Yeah. It doesn't always. No, George. No, no.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 1: When he got, when he told you, he was like, oh,
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 1: why the fuck are you wearing shorts on stage?
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: That one too. That's it. I do it though. I
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 1: never did that one.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 4: I never did that one.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 1: You can get away with it because you're a big dude.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 1: Fluffy paves the way for y'all on that shit. Thank God.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 1: Jerry and Con one day were at Irvine Improv and
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 1: they were going in on me and Fluff popped in
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 1: that son. I'm like, Fluff, how do you He's like,
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 1: hey man, don't get me into the Civil War, but
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 1: if you feel right, you feel right. And I'm like,
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 1: all right, cool.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 5: I'm so stuck with it. But people used to look
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 5: at me crazy. Even at the Hollywood Improv when I
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 5: would go do the Wednesday, Monday, Tuesday shows, people would
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 5: be like, oh, you're going to perform with shorts?
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, well, yeah, I'm comfortable.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 4: Bro- It's because, yeah, if you're funny, you're funny. The
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 4: other stuff is just pointers. It's just like rules of
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 4: thumb or whatever.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 1: Like, it's not law.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Because you don't wear hats on stage, Chafu. I
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 1: have times where I wear them. Yeah? Yeah.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 4: Like, bro, I was mad because I forgot my hat
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 4: at my apartment when I left to the airport because
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 4: I haven't had a fade in like a week, two weeks.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 4: So it's about hat time.
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 4: But I have like my favorite hats already. And I
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 4: was like, fuck, man. I'm going to just have to.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 1: I hate that when you leave the house and you're like, okay,
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 1: I got to take this. And then you're at your
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 1: destination and you're like, I forgot what I had to take.
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 4: I literally did that with all my medical supply. That's
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 4: why I don't have the little patch thing right now
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 4: that you're looking for because it expired this morning.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 1: You would think you'd be more on top of that though.
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 1: Is it bad that you're smoking and have diabetes yet, right?
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 1: I think it's bad that you smoke in general, no? No, no,
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 1: weed isn't too bad for you. Yeah, smoking in general
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 1: is going to be bad for you.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 4: If I just start eating a bunch of junk.
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay, okay, okay. That's me. Or like if it
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: gave you the munchies.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. If you get the munchies
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 4: and you can't control yourself.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I can literally smoke weed and then eat
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 1: over 5,000 calories in one day. Damn. Easily. No problem.
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 1: It's bad food. For me to be Chinese, if I'm high.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 1: But I'll hit the hot. I've seen you do it sober. No,
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 1: you've never seen me do nothing sober. Shut up.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 5: At the airport, you didn't eat at least 2,000 calories.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 1: In the airport? No, I didn't. You had a whole breakfast,
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 1: you had a Coke with it, and then you went
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 1: to go get beef jerky and then chips.
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 4: The beef jerky has no carbs, no sugars.
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 1: It was grilled cheese and fucking tomato soup. He's acting
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 1: like I had a whole breakfast. It was literally a
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 1: small grilled cheese and a tomato soup. And this motherfucker
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 1: got so mad that I was eating alone, that I
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 1: was eating this small breakfast alone, because he wanted some.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 1: What a fat bitch. And he made a huge scene
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 1: when I came to the home. He was eating alone
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 1: and shit. He thought we were going to take his food. Yeah, bitch,
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 1: you were going to take my food. Is that not weird?
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 1: Y'all always take my food.
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 4: That's a little weird.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 1: I wanted some privacy. I wanted to watch my show
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 1: and eat my breakfast. Bro, that's him. Bro, that's him.
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 1: We can't get some privacy, bro.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 4: When we were in high school, we'd be bored. We'd
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 4: be like, hey, bro. We're all going to go here, whatever,
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 4: and afterwards we'll go eat, go fucking stop at Waffle House.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 4: He'll be like, oh, okay, fuck it, I'll go. So
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 4: then we'll go, we'll be eating at Waffle House, and
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 4: this fool's not eating. And he's like, I saw you
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 4: ordered food. He's like, yeah, I told her I wanted
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 4: to go, because I don't want to eat it until
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 4: I get home and watch TV.
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 1: Oh, hold on. Food. You're fucking, oh my God. Hold on,
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 1: hold on, hold on. But the thing about that is-
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 1: What show do you watch? Okay, are you a sitcom guy? Yeah.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 1: I watched The Office. Brother, six times already. I'm watching
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 1: it again right now.
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 3: I'm watching The Simpsons right now.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 1: Really? I can't do The Simpsons. I just finished Rick
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 1: and Morty and then they had a Rick and Morty.
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 1: President Curtis is really good. But point is, what you
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 1: have to do is, just so they don't bitch at you,
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 1: you eat half at the establishment. Then you pack up
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 1: the rest, bro. Fool, we'll be eating, right? That's what
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 1: I do. We'll go to fucking- Anywhere. Anywhere. This is
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: full of volcano. Let's just say an example, right? And
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 1: we ordered like- Where? Like- What are they called? Wakano? Wakano? Wakano. Yeah,
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 1: that's a Japanese restaurant. Regular, regular Japanese.
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 5: We're all, we're all, Bradley said our first plate, Jakarta,
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 5: munched out. He's like, But can we get some to go?
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 1: So we get boxes. So then he's packing up all
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 1: the food for us. No, no, no, no, no. Bro,
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 1: we all order individual. Most places we go to, we
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 1: order individual. So that's not a good one. Let's say
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 1: we go to, like, Wood Ranch. Or what is it? Outback. Outback.
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 1: We go to Outback a lot. We do. For some reason.
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 1: I like Outback. Yeah, we go to Outback. We go
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 1: to Outback a lot. So let's say I get a steak.
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 1: He gets a steak. Andres gets a steak. Andrea doesn't
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 1: eat because she's a woman. So, she'll probably make food
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 1: at home or something. Rob Markman, Jr.: We make her
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 1: clock in, she's not getting paid. Rob Markman, Jr.: When
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 1: you're clocked in, we can't be buying food for you.
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 1: We're understanding your fucking place. We'll probably give her a
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 1: water or something. Let her eat her free bread. Rob Markman, Jr.:
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 1: Hurry the fuck up, get to the story. So, what
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 1: I'll do is I'll eat half my steak. Ask the,
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 1: you know, garcon, can I get a box? Rob Markman, Jr.: Garcon. So,
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 1: I'll pack up my shit. And then, before I would
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 1: rush this out, no, I just wait patiently. I don't
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 1: really give a fuck. Rob Markman, Jr.: No, but back
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 1: then you'll be like... Are you guys ready to go?
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm not done with my food. Okay, we're
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 1: not ready to go. Okay. And you know, this is
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 1: the boss. It's his way or the highway, you know? No, bitch.
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 1: I'm the other reason.
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 3: That's a good point.
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, no. He's a boss and that's his little bitch. Daddy,
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 1: can I please eat some? No, no, no, no. No,
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 1: for no cause. When I first met Jakarta, for what
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 1: God to eat. This was bad. Yeah, this was bad.
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 5: West Suriname, for what God to eat. I promise you.
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 5: In the middle, like a Buffalo Wild Wings. And I
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 5: would take out his phone and put his headphones on.
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 1: You can't do that. You look weird, my nigga. Trust me.
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 1: The other day, I've seen somebody do that. I've seen
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 1: somebody do that in a group of people. You did
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 1: it too? Yeah, I used to. I never done it before.
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 1: I haven't done it before.
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 4: You've done it in a long time, though.
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 1: You get what I'm saying? I started golfing. I think
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 1: he sharted himself in the back. Sharted? Was it golfing?
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 1: We're in Portland. If we farted in Eugene at the BJ's? Oh,
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 1: we were going to get BJ's? We were going to
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 1: get dinner. That wasn't a BJ's. It was a much
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 1: nicer restaurant than a BJ's. No, no. I remember I
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 1: took a fart at the dinner table because I thought
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 1: it would be funny because the food wasn't there yet.
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 1: But Duno's manager was there. Duno's manager was there. None
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 1: of those foods had a fucking sense of smell. Duno's
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 1: manager was there. And this was like, oh, man, what
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 1: the fuck is that smell, bro? And he said, somebody
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 1: shit themselves. And this is when I noticed, okay, I
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 1: don't think they're going to think it's funny. So I
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 1: try to put on a straight face. So I'm like this.
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 1: The fuck? And then this one goes. And he's like this.
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 1: And then I go, eh. I start laughing a little bit.
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 1: And then he makes a scene like, bro, what the
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 1: fuck is wrong with you? Disrespectful as fuck. That's disrespectful
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 1: as fuck, dog. I thought it was a little funny.
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 1: I thought we were all comedians. We're all, ha-ha, joke,
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 1: you know? Dude, yeah. Come on.
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 4: You're at a restaurant. Come on.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 1: We're at a fucking BJ's, okay? We're at a Mastro's
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 1: or something.
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 4: It's a nice restaurant.
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 1: It was really nice. So I walked to the bathroom.
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 1: I apologized. I started going like this around the table
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 1: and shit, you know what I mean?
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 3: I did that too, one time.
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 1: You're disgusting. At In-N-Out, it's cool. At Jack in the Box,
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 1: you can do shit like that at McDonald's. Fuck it,
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 1: it's funny. BJ's?
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 5: But dog, if we're sitting there and the smell's going
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 5: to make me already... With regard for the smell, it's
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 5: going to stay. That's a lot of tofu.
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 1: Mr. Beef, you been there before? Yes. Yeah? Wait, why'd
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 1: you take it off? He's not making fun of me. No,
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 1: I'm beating that up. He's not making fun of me. Bro,
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 1: it's not even like that. The show with the bears
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 1: is based on that restaurant. The beef. Chicago. Chicago. That's
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 1: some fat ass shit.
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 4: We got a store called Relish.
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 1: There's a dude.
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 4: He has a pretty cool little clothing brand right there
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 4: on the.
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay. So he's just biting shows and shit?
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 4: It's like down the street from the den.
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 1: He's just making memorabilia about shows and shit? Yeah, I guess.
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 1: What's the den?
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 4: Right there in Chicago.
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 1: I don't know what the- Wicker Park. He's just stealing
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 1: money from shows? Yeah. This guy?
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 4: Everybody does it. Everybody's doing it.
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah. You know? Are you still doing the fucking 50
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 1: shows a week shit, or you're over there?
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 4: Nah, nah, nah. Nah, we started doing theaters.
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 1: How the fuck would you do 50 shows a week?
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 5: For one time, we got to San Antonio, and they're like, yeah,
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 5: Raph just left from doing 20 shows, and then we
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 5: did the math on how much money you made.
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 1: Good job. No, they were like, no. And it's cool,
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 1: because we're all happy. Damn, this is basic. No, no, no. Hey,
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 1: tell me how it's convenient to be like, good weekend, huh?
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 1: Little weekend? No, I said, damn, good weekend. Motherfucker, we
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 1: did two weeks. Tell him. No, I said good weekend. No,
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 1: it was more than a weekend. Okay, well, you didn't
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 1: do two weeks.
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 3: You hosted.
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 1: I hosted four months in.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 1: So he was like this. So we get there, and
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 1: then we're like, oh, yeah, congratulations. Ralph just did 20.
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 1: At San Antonio, I love you.
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, San Antonio is a little out of love.
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 1: And I was like... All right. Let's get these shows
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 1: on the road. It was me and Ken. Oh, shit.
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 1: It was me and Ken.
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 5: Ken took me on his little Texas run, and he
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 5: had a pretty dope setup.
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 1: He did two San Antonio. We did two San Antonio,
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 1: two Texas, and then two... Oh, sorry. Two San Antonio,
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 1: two Houston, two Dallas. Two Dallas, yeah. And it was tight,
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 1: but I remember he was like... Ken was like, yeah, man,
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 1: we just did two shows, had a tour. And they're like, yeah,
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 1: Ralph just did 20.
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 5: And Ken, and I was with Ken and Chin, and
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 5: they were like, hey, what's the math on that?
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 1: Chin was like, God damn. We're like, all right, all right,
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 1: that's pretty cool. But that show was tight. You could
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 1: buy hella prostitutes. I'm like, fool, you did 20, dog?
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not going to lie, but I like the...
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 4: 15th show, I was hearing myself talk, and in my head,
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 4: I was like, bro, shut.
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 1: The fuck up. That's crazy, dog. When they said that
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 1: amount of shows you did, I'm like, fool, you were
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 1: doing weekends on a Tuesday? That's crazy. Weekends on a Tuesday?
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 1: I'm like, that's nuts. Because you were adding matter days?
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 1: You were adding the early shows?
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was adding early shows and then more days,
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 4: and we were doing three shows a night for a
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 4: few of those nights.
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 3: We went home for Thanksgiving, though, right?
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 1: We did.
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 4: There was a break in between.
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 1: You went home for one day and went way back? Yeah,
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 1: something like that. Like two or three days. So, what's
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 1: the best barbecue spot that you guys go to? Bro,
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 1: we're talking about shows right now! Nah. They went back
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 1: for Thanksgiving. That's why I thought we were.
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 4: Going to go to Memphis. Memphis, they got barbecue spaghetti.
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 1: It's good. Yeah? That's better than Texas barbecue? Texas barbecue's
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 1: good too. I believe, I believe.
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 3: Don't make fun of him. What's he telling you?
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Oh, you're a little bitch.
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 4: Barbecue, I feel like, I don't know. It's hard to
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 4: fuck a barbecue.
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 1: Nah, bro. It's so easy in LA. People fuck it
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 1: up all the time. Yeah, bro. Well, you're in the
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 1: South way. It's different. I remember I was in the hospital. Obviously,
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 1: it's not going to be good, but it's hospital food.
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 1: And they give you a little menu. And I was like, oh, brisket.
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 1: Fuck yeah. And I pressed brisket. It was fucking horrendous, bro.
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 4: It's funny to me, the shit that they offer in hospitals. Like,
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 4: you be in there with cholesterol, and they be like,
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 4: you want porridge?
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah. No, no, and then Jakarta's Muslim, so he was
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 1: going in. Yeah, you could eat beef. You just can't
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 1: eat pork. I'm not a pork guy. Have you ever
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 1: ate pork? Oh, yeah, yeah. No, on purpose. He put
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 1: ham on his face. Yeah, he threw ham on my face.
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 1: Thanks for bringing it up. Your finger was in his mouth.
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 1: He had a salchicha. No, not, okay. That's it. He
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 1: had cheese on his mouth? No, I'll tell you something
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 1: I wasn't super, like. Costillas. He loved costillas. I like costillas.
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 1: Korean pork belly. pastor love cream for pastor and then
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 1: um a Bacon and hot links.
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 4: How often do you cheat?
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 1: I don't know anymore God No, like I only do
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 1: like I'm the cheat with drugs and drink.
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 4: Then premarital sex You know your ass.
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 1: You might as well just eat pork. You're a dance.
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 1: Oh That's your fucking problem, bro. I've been defending you
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 1: the whole time.
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 3: I've been defending you, too, but, you know, you're an eight-ass, fucking.
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 1: No, yeah. That's so cheap, motherfucker. No. There you go.
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 1: I've been fighting his identity. This is heat, man. I've
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 1: been like, then he came out of nowhere, motherfucker. Call
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 1: me a layman, nigga boy. Can you say that exactly?
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 1: The exact sentence? Stop being a lame-ass nigga, boy.
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 3: You say the N-word and I just say the beginning.
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 1: I'm not black. Why you say it? I can't say that.
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 1: I can't say the N-word. Then why you say it, motherfucker? Damn.
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 1: How long has it been?
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 4: What time is our next at one?
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 3: It's like 14 minutes away.
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, we're good. Wait, what are you guys doing? Fat bitch? Yeah.
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 1: Who are you guys doing it with?
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 3: We can't say.
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 1: Get the fuck out of here.
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 4: Bro, I would tell you if I knew, but who
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 4: is it?
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 1: I can't tell you. Who just told us?
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 3: It's Alfred.
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 1: Fucking Joanna? It's Alfred. Alfred Robles? Bro, that's my dog.
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 1: Go tell him that Jakarta Simpsons said hello. Is that
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 1: what you're bringing his cat? Nah. He's a cat. How
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 1: many shows are you doing in Chicago in November? 16. Damn.
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 1: But it's a small-ass venue. I'm telling you, get the
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 1: fuck out of here. It's a small-ass venue. Hey, I'm
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 1: done doing that. I'm the 15th show. I'm talking to myself. No,
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 1: you knew. You set me up for that question. I did. Congratulations.
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 4: Because it's not a big venue.
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 1: And actually, I wanted to invite myself. Yeah, come on.
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 1: Can I come to some shows? Bro, yes. Can you
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 1: buy my flight? I'll buy my hotel. I got you, bro. Okay, cool. Andre,
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 1: can you set it up with Rob? Or what do
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 1: we got time to do? Is it Rob?
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 3: Nah, sure.
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 1: He's not going to book me. He's not going to
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 1: book me. That one's going to book me Volatis.
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 4: Nah, we'll figure it out, bro.
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 1: I'm super down to come. We just did Park West
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 1: and then we did Zany's. I love that shit, bro.
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 1: Chicago's one of the best places to be at. So
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 1: we're both going to go to Chicago, sick. You're not
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 1: going to work. I'm not going to work. I'll be
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 1: down to go, though. I'll buy my own flight. Okay,
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 1: we're there. Just let me know which way we can
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 1: go and I'm straighting out when we want to go
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 1: to Chicago. Okay, yeah.
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, come on.
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 1: Do some shows. That's crazy. That would be cool. You're 16?
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 4: I have different guests on different shows. That would be cool.
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 1: Are you doing all theaters? We mostly do theaters. No, no.
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 1: The one for Chicago is... No, no, no. It's the Den.
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 1: The Den. It's the smallest.
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 4: It's like 280 seats.
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 3: 80.
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 1: Do the math on 280. It's a type 16. No,
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 1: it's just the people, not the numbers. I mean, there's
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 1: more math to it. This one I did.
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 4: I was like, damn, so proud.
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 1: How much?
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 4: It was two shows at the theater.
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 1: You're doing... You might as well do the Chicago fucking
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 1: Bears stadium.
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 4: I wanted to do the theater again, but- My first
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 4: two specials, they were both, they were like, it has
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 4: to be theater. Netflix wanted a theater one. Hulu was like,
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 4: it has to be in a theater. You have to
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 4: show where you're at in your career. So it was
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 4: like a rule in the contract. It has to be
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 4: at a theater. But I wanted to do a small
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 4: venue on both of those, actually. Because I always liked
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 4: watching those more. I don't really watch a lot of specials,
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 4: but when I've seen them in a small venue- Rob.
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 1: Markman It's kind of like your first one, right? The
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 1: Cowabunga one. It was like in a backyard?
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 4: No, the Don't Tell was a backyard show.
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 1: That one. That's one of my favorite shit.
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 4: This is a 10 minute, you know, thing.
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no. Which is the one that, on Netflix,
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 1: you weren't in the backyard? No, no, no.
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 4: On Netflix, I was in a theater.
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 1: In a theater? Yeah.
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 4: It wasn't a crazy big theater, but it.
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 1: Was a little theater. Oh, I'm going hard. I'm almost tight. Okay.
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 4: But on this one, I've been like- Fighting them? I've been,
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 4: this one, they let me do whatever. They were like, yeah,
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 4: as long as you meet these other requirements, whatever. So
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 4: I was like, fuck, I'm going to do a small
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 4: room because I think those look badass on video.
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 1: Those look sick.
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 5: What, I mean, and obviously you don't have to talk logistics,
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 5: but what is the requirements like? Has to be like
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 5: an hour straight.
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 4: Has to be like no less than 50 minutes. I
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 4: have to like, they give me a budget and I
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 4: have to spend like so much of that money on
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 4: like production and stuff.
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 1: You have to. I have to. Oh, because you're hiring
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 1: your own production people. Yeah. Like whoever you like that
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 1: does good work. Yeah.
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 4: Like on my first two, I hired Rod and Science.
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 4: I think they did fucking badass. On this one, I
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 4: was still going to probably work with them, but I
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 4: also wanted to try something different just to see what
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 4: it's like.
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 4: So I went with All Things Comedy because I always
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 4: hear good things about them.
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 1: Tied. That's fucking tied, dog. Yeah.
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 4: The dude directing it is his name, Brandon Dermer. He's
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 4: a badass director.
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 5: So out of those 16 shows, you're going to choose
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 5: the best one?
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 4: I'll use that one as like the bones of it.
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 4: And if I want to change out a few jokes,
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 4: I might use the other shows, you know?
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 1: Oh, nice.
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 4: Wait, but that- But I'm only taping, I don't remember
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 4: if we're going to take two or four, but I
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 4: think four. On my first two specials, we taped two.
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah. For each one?
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like for Cowabunga, we did two shows one night.
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 4: And then for the Hulu one, two shows one night.
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 4: And then we just kind of like make it one hour.
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 1: That's fucking crazy, dog. So for this one, are you
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 1: going to tape four of those shows?
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm going to tape four.
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, bro. That's tight, fool. 16 shows out the den,
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 1: that's crazy, dog.
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Chicago, I think, is my best market, bro. I
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 4: love it out there.
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 1: Oh, me too, fool. We just went out there. It
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 1: was really nice, bro.
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 5: I remember the first time I did, I did Zany's Rosemont.
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 1: They didn't want to give me Zany's in downtown.
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 5: And then even when we went with Concrete, we did,
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 5: with Concrete Jerry last year, we did Zany's Rosemont too.
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 5: We did five shows. And then even this year, they
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 5: didn't want to give it to me, the downtown. But
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 5: then I sold out Park West.
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 1: And they're like, yeah, at the Sunday show. And I
• 1:45:17
  Speaker 1: was like, yeah, can I? And they were like, yeah.
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 1: And then it was full. Yeah. It's a small room, too. Aw, full.
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 1: Like that box, like that suit box vibe? Yeah. It's tight, fool.
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 4: Chicago's a fucking badass. Like, everywhere I go, I'm fucking,
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 4: I like.
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 1: Everywhere I go. Don't get me wrong. I'm grateful.
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 4: But there's certain cities that catch an eye. When I
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 4: was a kid, I always wanted to go to Chicago.
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 1: So now that you're there performing, it's tight? Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying.
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was always cool.
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 1: That's how I feel about Chicago one. I still have
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 1: yet to perform in New York. Yeah.
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 5: I just got some of the dates that I'm going
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 5: to be doing next year and I'm doing New York.
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 1: So I'm like, even though I'm doing like a small room,
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 1: I'm like mad nervous. Like fuck, like New York City
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 1: is like a different vibe.
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 4: I like New York. What I liked about New York
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 4: is that it made me feel like.
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 1: Like mad Broadway?
• 1:45:59
  Speaker 4: Nah, it's just My shows be mostly Mexican, but when
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 4: I went out there, there was Indian, Dominican. That shit
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 4: felt cool as fuck. They be diverse as fuck crowd.
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 5: I like doing those crowds, because people do say But
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 5: then it's also like they get to see a different
• 1:46:13
  Speaker 5: perspective of them probably being used to Especially in New York,
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 5: they see more white, Dominican, black. They don't really hear
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 5: a lot of Mexican comics, so they probably see a
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 5: whole perspective on comedy.
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 1: A little different. Do you feel like that with black crowds?
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 1: Do you ever get that? Especially me, because I have
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 1: a podcast with all the black homies. And they're like,
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 1: have you ever done a black crowd? And I'm like, yeah.
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 4: I've done black crowds.
• 1:46:36
  Speaker 1: But I'm like, do you believe that people think it's harder?
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 4: I've only done all black crowds in Dallas.
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 4: Like at two or three venues.
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 1: And the.
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 4: The Arlington Improv was the bigger one. Rob Markman, And
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 4: they would say that right there, if you were opening
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 4: up for a black comic, you had a black crowd.
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 4: I would say it was, I guess, harder. No, maybe
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 4: not harder, but it was more honest, bro. They're not
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 4: going to let you get away with nothing. If it's
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 4: not funny, they're not going to give you a fake like, ha, ha, ha.
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 4: Hell no. Either make them laugh or don't, but there's
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 4: no sugar coating it.
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 1: Rob Markman, I've only done two black crowds. One of
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 1: them I actually did yesterday. I know you were there.
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 1: I was going to stay, but I want to go
• 1:47:15
  Speaker 1: do some shit. But I did the TDE shit. TDE? Yeah,
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 1: so TDE is where SZA and them are signed to.
• 1:47:21
  Speaker 1: Kendrick Lamar. Kendrick Lamar and TDE. Oh, okay, okay. But
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 1: now they're doing a comedy show, a monthly one. Oh, shit.
• 1:47:26
  Speaker 5: And then all my boys, they're part of that squad.
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 5: So they threw me on the show yesterday and killed.
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 5: I did a Chris Brown joke. Half the crowd fucked
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 5: with it. All the girls were like.
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 1: But it did really good. But one of the things
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 1: a lot of my homies, my black homies be like,
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 1: have you ever done a black card? And I'm like,
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 1: I've done D-Ray Mondays. Oh, you have? Yeah. It's badass
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 1: or what? Badass, fool. That's just tight. With Lois Bell,
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 1: it's tight.
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 4: I want to do one of those.
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah. D-Ray Mundus is tight.
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 5: The room, you know what room I struggled in?
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 1: Fool, the lab.
• 1:47:51
  Speaker 4: I've never done the lab.
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 1: At the improv, Hollywood Improv?
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 4: This is going to sound like a fucking name drop
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 4: ass flex, because it is.
• 1:47:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's where you were with Dave Chappelle?
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 3: That's the only.
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 4: That's hard as fuck. That's the only time I've been
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 4: at the lab.
• 1:48:04
  Speaker 1: Was he just sitting up there talking?
• 1:48:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he was talking to the crowd. He was doing
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 4: material and shit.
• 1:48:09
  Speaker 1: It was cool because....
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 4: He had showed up to come watch the shows, and
• 1:48:15
  Speaker 4: I thought he was going to jump on my show.
• 1:48:17
  Speaker 4: And then probably I wasn't going to be able to
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 4: do time. Because he'd be doing that. He'd be like, yeah,
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 4: I'm going to do 20 minutes. And then he'd just
• 1:48:21
  Speaker 4: stay up.
• 1:48:21
  Speaker 1: Those three hours?
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 4: So I'm like, hey, if you want to go on
• 1:48:24
  Speaker 4: my show.
• 1:48:24
  Speaker 1: He's like, no, no, no.
• 1:48:25
  Speaker 4: I just came to watch. And then they said, so-and-so
• 1:48:28
  Speaker 4: is in the lab. And they're going to wrap up soon.
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 1: He's like, cool.
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 4: When they're done, I'll just go on that stage then.
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 4: I was like, damn, he could have had my show.
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 4: But he watched my show for a little bit. And
• 1:48:38
  Speaker 4: then when I got done with my show... I went
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 4: back up to the green room and they came and
• 1:48:42
  Speaker 4: they're like, hey, Chappelle's asking for you. And so he
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 4: called me into the lab to jump on stage with him.
• 1:48:48
  Speaker 4: I was like, no fucking way.
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 1: That's fucking sick, man. That's one of the ones where
• 1:48:52
  Speaker 1: you're like... It's a dream, bro. Yeah, hell yeah. Yeah,
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 1: I got that.
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 5: Little moment when Flo brought me back on stage and
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 5: he kind of gave my flowers at the Irvine.
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 1: I was like, ah, okay.
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 5: Because for a while I was like, damn, do people
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 5: even take us serious? Especially me and Con always talk
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 5: about this because we came from the Instagram world that
• 1:49:12
  Speaker 5: people are like, damn, are you guys serious comics? And
• 1:49:15
  Speaker 5: I think Con got paid his dues 2024. I think
• 1:49:20
  Speaker 5: this year I finally got it to where comics are
• 1:49:22
  Speaker 5: more like, oh, okay, you're really up there 45 minutes.
• 1:49:27
  Speaker 5: to an hour, you're sitting there doing material.
• 1:49:29
  Speaker 1: It's not just.
• 1:49:30
  Speaker 4: It's crazy that we look for that validation from other comedians. Like,
• 1:49:33
  Speaker 4: you want them to respect you as an equal or whatever,
• 1:49:36
  Speaker 4: you know? But at the end of the day, what
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 4: I think most comics should understand is, hey, funny's funny, bro.
• 1:49:44
  Speaker 1: For sure.
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 4: Like, I don't give a fuck if this motherfucker didn't
• 1:49:47
  Speaker 4: start off as a stand-up, started off making dancing videos
• 1:49:51
  Speaker 4: in the back of a fucking Wendy's, whatever the fuck.
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 4: If you're on stage for an hour and you're getting laughs...
• 1:49:57
  Speaker 4: To your crowd. You're funny, man.
• 1:49:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no way around it.
• 1:50:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, funny's funny.
• 1:50:02
  Speaker 1: Fools can hate in different languages, though. At the end
• 1:50:05
  Speaker 1: of the day, they can all eat a dick. Yeah,
• 1:50:06
  Speaker 1: because you know what, fool? You would think, right? Because
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 1: when I started.
• 1:50:09
  Speaker 5: Doing what I'm doing, I guess I'll call it the industry,
• 1:50:12
  Speaker 5: you'll be around the rappers and you expect the beef
• 1:50:14
  Speaker 5: and shit and all that. You know I'll be in
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 5: the room and shit. I was the guy doing skits.
• 1:50:18
  Speaker 5: I was podcasting before a lot of fools.
• 1:50:20
  Speaker 1: Were doing the little interviews.
• 1:50:22
  Speaker 5: And you expect the beef shit in that scene. But
• 1:50:24
  Speaker 5: when I got into the comedy world, I never would
• 1:50:27
  Speaker 5: have thought that there's a bunch of grown ass cliques.
• 1:50:29
  Speaker 1: It's like dramatic, right? Like divas.
• 1:50:33
  Speaker 5: The first time I heard about it was when a comic,
• 1:50:35
  Speaker 5: and he's like an upcoming comic, did our show. And
• 1:50:39
  Speaker 5: then like the comic he also opens up for is
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 5: stop putting him on his show.
• 1:50:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Because he's like, oh, you move.
• 1:50:45
  Speaker 4: That's why sometimes, bro, when I'm in green rooms and
• 1:50:48
  Speaker 4: there's comics that I don't know too well, or anybody
• 1:50:50
  Speaker 4: that I don't know too well, I just don't talk
• 1:50:53
  Speaker 4: because I don't want nobody to hear something I said,
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 4: take it the wrong way, wrong way. I'm very nervous
• 1:50:59
  Speaker 4: about saying the wrong thing, so I just be quiet.
• 1:51:01
  Speaker 4: Rob Markman, Jr.
• 1:51:01
  Speaker 1: I'm just not talking all types of shit. Rob Markman, Jr.: No, yeah.
• 1:51:04
  Speaker 5: And I would have never thought that it was mad
• 1:51:06
  Speaker 5: clicky like that. And I remember Andres would come to
• 1:51:09
  Speaker 5: me on my first show and he's like, And I'm like,
• 1:51:11
  Speaker 5: I guess this fool doesn't like this fool because they
• 1:51:13
  Speaker 5: got drunk one time at a bar show they used
• 1:51:15
  Speaker 5: to throw 20 years ago.
• 1:51:16
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, there's no way, fool.
• 1:51:21
  Speaker 1: It blows my mind. Because you would think we're the
• 1:51:24
  Speaker 1: most open-minded people in the industry. We're the most easiest
• 1:51:29
  Speaker 1: to like, we're so much more like, ah, it's not
• 1:51:32
  Speaker 1: that serious. But nah, that shit is serious, dog. That
• 1:51:35
  Speaker 1: green room.
• 1:51:36
  Speaker 4: People have tried to book me on shows and they
• 1:51:38
  Speaker 4: be like, oh, well. George Lopez on this show, I
• 1:51:40
  Speaker 4: don't know if that's difficult, but I don't give a fuck.
• 1:51:42
  Speaker 1: He was cool with me. I don't give a damn.
• 1:51:44
  Speaker 4: I don't think he gives a fuck. Don't even ask
• 1:51:46
  Speaker 4: me that shit.
• 1:51:47
  Speaker 1: You're a grown-ass man. Yeah. Like Jakarta, when I first
• 1:51:51
  Speaker 1: started being on Jakarta, I'm like, bro, don't listen. That's
• 1:51:54
  Speaker 1: awful shit. Yeah. I'm like, and respectfully, because shout out
• 1:51:57
  Speaker 1: to OGs, even like Felipe.
• 1:52:00
  Speaker 5: The ones I have a really good relationship with, like Felipe,
• 1:52:02
  Speaker 5: I fuck with Fluff, Joe Coyne, and they show love
• 1:52:05
  Speaker 5: and shit. I'm like, whatever happened in their generation is theirs,
• 1:52:09
  Speaker 5: but Between that, I'm like, bro, but then we're young.
• 1:52:13
  Speaker 1: Compared to a lot of comics. So when I'm sitting
• 1:52:14
  Speaker 1: in the green room and I'm hearing beef about 15
• 1:52:16
  Speaker 1: years ago, I was like, bitch, I was 10 years old.
• 1:52:18
  Speaker 1: I'm like, what the fuck? That's the shit I don't
• 1:52:20
  Speaker 1: give a fuck about. That's what I don't give a
• 1:52:22
  Speaker 1: fuck about.
• 1:52:23
  Speaker 4: What the fuck that got to do with me?
• 1:52:27
  Speaker 1: Have you ever been in a weird situation? With comics?
• 1:52:30
  Speaker 5: Like, not with comics, not you, but like, have you
• 1:52:32
  Speaker 5: ever been in a green room and some weird shit happened?
• 1:52:36
  Speaker 1: I mean, it don't got to be like super... Bro,
• 1:52:38
  Speaker 1: I don't like.
• 1:52:39
  Speaker 4: I won't say no name, just out of not making
• 1:52:43
  Speaker 4: it more gossipy and shit. But recently, a buddy of
• 1:52:46
  Speaker 4: mine was doing a show with another comic, and they
• 1:52:50
  Speaker 4: invited me on the show. So I was like, cool.
• 1:52:53
  Speaker 4: I was wearing not stage attire. I was like, fuck, dirty, bro.
• 1:52:58
  Speaker 4: Someone spilled wine on me and shit. And so I
• 1:53:01
  Speaker 4: was like, I'm going to go change, and I come back.
• 1:53:02
  Speaker 4: But then I was like, I told the dude, you
• 1:53:04
  Speaker 4: know what, bro? I'm not going to make it. It's
• 1:53:05
  Speaker 4: too far. I'm not going to make it back on time.
• 1:53:08
  Speaker 4: And apparently that fool started pressing my homeboy, like, why
• 1:53:11
  Speaker 4: he didn't come back? Like, you got some weird shit
• 1:53:12
  Speaker 4: against me, right? Like, he's telling him that, like, yeah,
• 1:53:15
  Speaker 4: this shit, this shit's real fucked up. You don't know
• 1:53:16
  Speaker 4: how headliners are. Like, you know, I move weird. They
• 1:53:19
  Speaker 4: hear some shit and click up on you.
• 1:53:20
  Speaker 1: I'm like, what? This is traffic, motherfucker. Yeah, Fudan. They're
• 1:53:26
  Speaker 1: trying to make it something that it really wasn't.
• 1:53:27
  Speaker 4: This ain't fucking Godfather, like, reading into the movies. He
• 1:53:30
  Speaker 4: runs with him, that's why he can't fuck with me.
• 1:53:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, nah, that shit is... There's a crash on the freeway, bro.
• 1:53:37
  Speaker 1: I just can't make it. Have we been in a
• 1:53:39
  Speaker 1: situation like that? Nah, I usually whoop ass. I ask
• 1:53:42
  Speaker 1: questions later. Yeah, that's the only one I've... I've been
• 1:53:47
  Speaker 1: in a situation where, like... Or, like... I hate when
• 1:53:52
  Speaker 1: people assume too.
• 1:53:53
  Speaker 5: I'll pull up to a group and they'll be like,
• 1:53:54
  Speaker 5: I'll be like, yeah.
• 1:53:55
  Speaker 1: They're like, oh, we didn't know. You know, you're traveling.
• 1:53:58
  Speaker 1: I'm like, bitch, what I got to do with anything?
• 1:53:59
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to come kick in, fool. We have
• 1:54:02
  Speaker 1: some cool shit. But I guess if you're looking at
• 1:54:03
  Speaker 1: it from the outside in, they probably think motherfuckers too
• 1:54:05
  Speaker 1: busy or too cool and shit. But I'm like, comedy's
• 1:54:07
  Speaker 1: a one. I always tell the homies, I'm like, comedy's
• 1:54:09
  Speaker 1: a one place fool. You can go to any comedy club, small, big,
• 1:54:13
  Speaker 1: any venue, and you'll run into your idol in that bitch.
• 1:54:16
  Speaker 1: That's like, this is the one place where comedy's the
• 1:54:18
  Speaker 1: most accessible place. Celebrities of all time.
• 1:54:21
  Speaker 4: And then some of the best comics, in my opinion,
• 1:54:24
  Speaker 4: are not sensitive like that. Like when they be having
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 4: dramas and beefs and shit, bro, it's usually never somebody
• 1:54:29
  Speaker 4: that I'm like, oh shit, I want to be like
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 4: that for one day.
• 1:54:32
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
• 1:54:33
  Speaker 4: You meet like some big ass names, like funny as fuck,
• 1:54:35
  Speaker 4: and they either laugh that bullshit off or they don't
• 1:54:37
  Speaker 4: even know what's going on.
• 1:54:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure. They not worried about none of that shit. Yeah.
• 1:54:42
  Speaker 8: And it sounds, this might sound fucked up, but it's usually,
• 1:54:46
  Speaker 8: while that shit going on, it's usually with the comics
• 1:54:48
  Speaker 8: that You know, kind of plateaued at some point and that.
• 1:54:52
  Speaker 1: Kind of keeps them going. And I'm like, you got
• 1:54:55
  Speaker 1: to try something new, boy, because they'll judge the fight.
• 1:54:57
  Speaker 5: I had heard about when people were like, when I
• 1:55:01
  Speaker 5: first got into the scene, I heard some stories behind
• 1:55:03
  Speaker 5: the scenes like, oh, he's only studying now because I'm
• 1:55:06
  Speaker 5: doing this and this. And I'll see those comics at
• 1:55:07
  Speaker 5: the same shows and I'll kill when they got to
• 1:55:09
  Speaker 5: follow me.
• 1:55:10
  Speaker 1: And they up there bombing and I just wouldn't even
• 1:55:12
  Speaker 1: say anything. I'd be like, oh, you deserve it, bitch.
• 1:55:14
  Speaker 1: You deserve it.
• 1:55:15
  Speaker 4: I honestly feel like I only have a career because
• 1:55:17
  Speaker 4: of Spike, bro. Motivating people like hating like hell.
• 1:55:23
  Speaker 1: That's another way to do it. For sure. You were
• 1:55:25
  Speaker 1: going to say something, buddy? No, no.
• 1:55:27
  Speaker 3: Thank you, buddy.
• 1:55:30
  Speaker 1: Comedy, comedy, comedy. I remember when I used to open
• 1:55:33
  Speaker 1: up for... I remember I used.
• 1:55:35
  Speaker 3: To open up for Rob, too.
• 1:55:36
  Speaker 1: You used to? Oh.
• 1:55:38
  Speaker 3: Are you about to say something?
• 1:55:39
  Speaker 1: Jeff Dye. Jeff Dye. He's opening for Jeff Dye. You
• 1:55:42
  Speaker 1: open for Jeff Dye? I fucking swear, bro. Nah. I
• 1:55:46
  Speaker 1: can see that happening. I just seen him on Instagram
• 1:55:48
  Speaker 1: a few times. No, so we have an ongoing joke. No,
• 1:55:50
  Speaker 1: so we have an ongoing joke. So the homie that
• 1:55:52
  Speaker 1: we toured with, Angel Hernandez, you ever heard of him? Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:55:56
  Speaker 1: He's dope. He's hilarious, bro. Angel Hernandez, he's funny, dog. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:55:59
  Speaker 1: he's dope. I've seen his videos.
• 1:56:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah. He was hanging out around Netflix's Joke Fest.
• 1:56:05
  Speaker 1: Okay. Curting head. Thicc. Thicc. Thicc. He's like 80% thigh.
• 1:56:12
  Speaker 3: He opens for Alfred now?
• 1:56:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, yeah. That would be with Alfred, but he'd
• 1:56:16
  Speaker 1: be with me now, too, and shit. Yeah.
• 1:56:18
  Speaker 5: Oh, hell yeah. He says, like, that would just be mad, like,
• 1:56:22
  Speaker 5: into shit. He'd be like, Jeff Dye, why did he
• 1:56:24
  Speaker 5: get so political? So me and Jakarta be on some
• 1:56:26
  Speaker 5: Jakarta music.
• 1:56:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so I'll always be like, yeah, bro, I remember
• 1:56:29
  Speaker 1: you soaping up for Jeff Dye. He's always kicking people
• 1:56:32
  Speaker 1: out of his show. You don't think I'm funny? Well,
• 1:56:33
  Speaker 1: why don't you get the fuck out of here, then, huh?
• 1:56:35
  Speaker 1: Jeff Dye? Yeah, I've seen, like, eight clips. He's got
• 1:56:38
  Speaker 1: the comb over thing going on. He has a joke
• 1:56:41
  Speaker 1: about the girl from Modern Family, the daughter. Oh, that's him.
• 1:56:45
  Speaker 1: He tells a story about it. Yeah, but it's just
• 1:56:46
  Speaker 1: so funny, bro. She's like the evil, right? Yeah, and
• 1:56:51
  Speaker 1: he's like, oh, fuck this bitch already, dude. Yeah, he's tired.
• 1:56:55
  Speaker 1: I fuck with him. I like shit like that. I
• 1:56:57
  Speaker 1: fuck with him. I like Mojo Brooks, too. Mojo Brooks
• 1:57:01
  Speaker 1: is fucking hilarious. He's black, by the way. I don't
• 1:57:03
  Speaker 1: know if you guys are cool with that. You cool
• 1:57:06
  Speaker 1: with that, Jaime? Yeah. He's black. I don't know if
• 1:57:07
  Speaker 1: I'm cool with it, but I knew he was black.
• 1:57:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm okay with it, but I guess.
• 1:57:12
  Speaker 1: Were you guys into.
• 1:57:14
  Speaker 5: Wait, did you guys start recording for a comedy at
• 1:57:15
  Speaker 5: the same time?
• 1:57:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we did.
• 1:57:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we did.
• 1:57:18
  Speaker 4: You can see who we worked out for more.
• 1:57:20
  Speaker 1: Nah. That's fucked up, dog. Who filmed a special, dick?
• 1:57:26
  Speaker 4: This motherfucker don't even got fucking 20 minutes yet.
• 1:57:28
  Speaker 1: You got 30 minutes. Ain't no fucking way, Hyman.
• 1:57:32
  Speaker 3: I'm a newborn baby.
• 1:57:33
  Speaker 1: How long have you been doing comedy for?
• 1:57:35
  Speaker 3: Three years now.
• 1:57:37
  Speaker 1: Bitch, you ain't new. You've been doing it longer than him, no?
• 1:57:40
  Speaker 1: You've been doing it longer than me.
• 1:57:41
  Speaker 4: Three years is already. Your rookie is like first year
• 1:57:44
  Speaker 4: and a half.
• 1:57:45
  Speaker 1: No, rookie is first year. You said I'm a newborn baby.
• 1:57:47
  Speaker 1: That's your sophomore.
• 1:57:48
  Speaker 4: I didn't say you're a newborn baby.
• 1:57:49
  Speaker 1: I'm still like three years is nothing. Three years is
• 1:57:52
  Speaker 1: a lot, fool. Is it? Just because you fuck with
• 1:57:55
  Speaker 1: young girls doesn't mean you're young in the game. Me,
• 1:57:57
  Speaker 1: him too. Hey, don't put that on the homie. He
• 1:58:00
  Speaker 1: got a special coming out.
• 1:58:01
  Speaker 4: That's hilarious that you mentioned that about me, but they
• 1:58:03
  Speaker 4: still threw it at you.
• 1:58:04
  Speaker 1: I know, right?
• 1:58:06
  Speaker 3: No, I mean, three years, you know, you're still learning
• 1:58:07
  Speaker 3: the ropes and shit.
• 1:58:08
  Speaker 1: Three years? You're dead. got a 40. What the fuck
• 1:58:11
  Speaker 1: are you doing?
• 1:58:13
  Speaker 3: I did something.
• 1:58:15
  Speaker 1: And some of these Mexicans.
• 1:58:16
  Speaker 4: You've been doing it three years?
• 1:58:17
  Speaker 7: Two years?
• 1:58:18
  Speaker 1: Two years and a half.
• 1:58:21
  Speaker 4: Two years and a half.
• 1:58:22
  Speaker 1: How long ago was it you did my show at
• 1:58:24
  Speaker 1: the Comedy Store? A year. Oh, damn.
• 1:58:27
  Speaker 5: Hey, fool, you know, I thought you were mad. I
• 1:58:29
  Speaker 5: thought you were, I was like, this feels like weird,
• 1:58:32
  Speaker 5: like different. Because I walked in and you were eating
• 1:58:34
  Speaker 5: M & M' s and writing.
• 1:58:35
  Speaker 1: In a little notebook. And I was like, no.
• 1:58:40
  Speaker 5: And I was like, in my head, I was like,
• 1:58:41
  Speaker 5: I know why George Orban hates him.
• 1:58:44
  Speaker 1: No, to be honest, fool. That show is trying a
• 1:58:48
  Speaker 1: lot of new jokes. Fool. Dad was like, I was like, damn,
• 1:58:51
  Speaker 1: I don't care about this shit enough. George Orban was different. No, no, no, no.
• 1:58:55
  Speaker 1: It's just different. Now I get it. But I remember
• 1:58:57
  Speaker 1: telling Jerry like, hey, that fool, Ralph, that fool. He's like,
• 1:59:01
  Speaker 1: it's calmado. He's like, you know, you're a lot, fool.
• 1:59:03
  Speaker 1: He's like, you're different. He's like. He's like, he's just,
• 1:59:07
  Speaker 1: he's different than you. And I'm like, but he was
• 1:59:09
  Speaker 1: just eating M & M' s while there was, because everyone
• 1:59:11
  Speaker 1: was having a conversation. There was like 30 people around.
• 1:59:13
  Speaker 1: You know what it felt like? You were just in
• 1:59:14
  Speaker 1: the corner. You know what it felt like when M &
• 1:59:16
  Speaker 1: M' s about to go rad?
• 1:59:17
  Speaker 5: Then end up in the bathroom. It felt like you
• 1:59:19
  Speaker 5: were there. There's still so much shit going on in
• 1:59:22
  Speaker 5: that bathroom in Detroit, but you were so locked in.
• 1:59:24
  Speaker 1: I was like. But you know what?
• 1:59:26
  Speaker 4: Right before a show, when I'm the most nervous, there's
• 1:59:28
  Speaker 4: different things that get me like ready.
• 1:59:31
  Speaker 1: At the art film, were you nervous? Yeah. Netflix? Before
• 1:59:33
  Speaker 1: every show. Me too. Yeah. Sometimes.
• 1:59:36
  Speaker 4: I need to be like, okay, what was that new
• 1:59:38
  Speaker 4: idea I had?
• 1:59:39
  Speaker 1: What do I, how do I start it? How do
• 1:59:40
  Speaker 1: I start it right?
• 1:59:40
  Speaker 4: Like just be in there in my notebook. Other times
• 1:59:43
  Speaker 4: I need to keep talking to everybody in the room
• 1:59:45
  Speaker 4: and I'm like, fuck notebook.
• 1:59:46
  Speaker 1: I need to relax.
• 1:59:47
  Speaker 5: I think, yeah, I think that day, I think that
• 1:59:49
  Speaker 5: day you were like on some, like you were on some,
• 1:59:51
  Speaker 5: like you were locked in. Cause you were, you was like,
• 1:59:54
  Speaker 5: I mean, you were talking it, but then I could
• 1:59:55
  Speaker 5: tell you were like, I read the rule for you.
• 1:59:57
  Speaker 1: Like, I'm trying to get this token.
• 1:59:59
  Speaker 5: And I was like, yeah, let's go get some water.
• 2:00:01
  Speaker 5: But it was though, but that was like about a
• 2:00:03
  Speaker 5: year and a half ago.
• 2:00:04
  Speaker 1: Fuck. I ain't gonna lie for you. You were like
• 2:00:06
  Speaker 1: a year in. I was like a couple months in.
• 2:00:09
  Speaker 1: Like six to eight months in.
• 2:00:11
  Speaker 4: You had a fucking sad thug that like, not trying
• 2:00:14
  Speaker 4: to dick ride, but.
• 2:00:14
  Speaker 1: Literally, you guys have been dick riding each other for
• 2:00:17
  Speaker 1: the last 24 hours. Get into the conversation. How can I?
• 2:00:20
  Speaker 1: I don't relate to none of this. You guys have
• 2:00:22
  Speaker 1: questions about the comedy shit. I've literally just been piggybacking like,
• 2:00:25
  Speaker 1: oh yeah.
• 2:00:26
  Speaker 4: For doing it eight months, you were killing. I think
• 2:00:31
  Speaker 4: we told you to do like 10, 15 episodes. or
• 2:00:34
  Speaker 4: something like that.
• 2:00:34
  Speaker 1: I went over like three, four minutes and I was like.
• 2:00:36
  Speaker 4: Hold on, but they told me they're like, do you,
• 2:00:38
  Speaker 4: do you want me to go like lighting with the
• 2:00:39
  Speaker 4: phone or something? I was like, nah bro, like, He's
• 2:00:42
  Speaker 4: killing it.
• 2:00:42
  Speaker 1: Fuck it. Let that shit go. You know what's crazy?
• 2:00:45
  Speaker 1: We left, right? We left. And I was like, damn,
• 2:00:47
  Speaker 1: Rob's never going to invite me again. No, because look.
• 2:00:50
  Speaker 1: Because I hit you.
• 2:00:51
  Speaker 5: Because motherfuckers be shy to hit. I'm like, close my eyes.
• 2:00:54
  Speaker 5: Don't get fed on me. I was like, hey, Rob.
• 2:00:56
  Speaker 5: And when I got there, I thought I was going
• 2:00:57
  Speaker 5: to be first one up. Like, you were going to
• 2:00:58
  Speaker 5: pull me up right away. God, I know you had
• 2:01:01
  Speaker 5: other fools up there. And when I went to the shit,
• 2:01:03
  Speaker 5: and you're like, hey, can you do both? And then
• 2:01:05
  Speaker 5: you'll be right before me.
• 2:01:05
  Speaker 1: You'll be like, feature. And I'm like, I looked up
• 2:01:07
  Speaker 1: on the net, and he's like, yeah, just do it.
• 2:01:08
  Speaker 1: Just do it. And I was like... That was my
• 2:01:11
  Speaker 1: first time actually doing the same. I had a feeling
• 2:01:13
  Speaker 1: you were going to do good.
• 2:01:15
  Speaker 5: I appreciate that. That helped me build. I had a
• 2:01:19
  Speaker 5: Portland show right after.
• 2:01:22
  Speaker 1: You did that on a Wednesday, I think, if I'm
• 2:01:23
  Speaker 1: not mistaken.
• 2:01:24
  Speaker 4: Something like that.
• 2:01:24
  Speaker 1: It was the other day. My Portland show was probably
• 2:01:27
  Speaker 1: one of my best shows within that first couple months.
• 2:01:30
  Speaker 1: Then I went over the second show. I went over three,
• 2:01:33
  Speaker 1: four minutes because I wanted to get the punch. At
• 2:01:35
  Speaker 1: the moment, I was still doing the thing where I
• 2:01:36
  Speaker 1: was chasing that dragon. I was like, I should have
• 2:01:39
  Speaker 1: ended even at the 13th and then just got the
• 2:01:42
  Speaker 1: raw love and then you would have came up two
• 2:01:43
  Speaker 1: minutes early. But I was like, nah, I got to
• 2:01:45
  Speaker 1: finish this joke. I'm already started. And we left. And
• 2:01:48
  Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, what if that fool never hits me
• 2:01:49
  Speaker 1: up again? If someone's killing, I don't care.
• 2:01:53
  Speaker 4: When this was bombing and he's going over, I'm like,
• 2:01:55
  Speaker 4: just die already.
• 2:01:58
  Speaker 1: Kill yourself. You look at the crowd, it's like him.
• 2:02:01
  Speaker 1: He's like, yo, shut the fuck up already. Like, that's
• 2:02:04
  Speaker 1: where you.
• 2:02:04
  Speaker 4: Bro, I feel like, okay, if you're killing... Fuck it.
• 2:02:08
  Speaker 4: Let your ego ride, bro. Like, kill some more.
• 2:02:10
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? You decide. Fuck it. Go
• 2:02:13
  Speaker 1: over it.
• 2:02:13
  Speaker 4: Show's not going to run perfect anyway. If you're dying,
• 2:02:17
  Speaker 4: don't have an ego about it.
• 2:02:19
  Speaker 1: Just die, bro.
• 2:02:20
  Speaker 4: If you're just like, I'm two minutes over, but I
• 2:02:23
  Speaker 4: really need to get a pop before I can leave.
• 2:02:25
  Speaker 1: No, get the fuck off. Just go, bro. Just go.
• 2:02:28
  Speaker 4: These people paid.
• 2:02:29
  Speaker 1: Money, bro. You're hurting them. Sorry about that, bro.
• 2:02:34
  Speaker 3: It's okay.
• 2:02:34
  Speaker 1: It happens, though, fool. It happens. One time I was
• 2:02:38
  Speaker 1: drowning in five minutes when I first started, like my
• 2:02:40
  Speaker 1: first two days.
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  Speaker 4: I still do it, too, though. On my own shows,
• 2:02:43
  Speaker 4: I'm like, damn, I didn't get the pop I wanted
• 2:02:45
  Speaker 4: on my closer. Like, where you got going on?
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  Speaker 1: What? It happens to the best of us, fool. It
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  Speaker 1: happens to the best of us. Like, Jakarta?
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  Speaker 5: Oh, like, what the God, fool? I was telling you
• 2:02:55
  Speaker 5: earlier before, we got to talk about barbecue and shit.
• 2:02:58
  Speaker 5: There's a thing called out here, Homeboy Industries, which is like...
• 2:03:03
  Speaker 5: It helps rehabilitate Cholos when they get out of jail
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  Speaker 5: and shit.
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  Speaker 1: That's what Jakarta said, that joke in the city that
• 2:03:08
  Speaker 1: they don't have this. He saw Cholo and he's like,
• 2:03:10
  Speaker 1: humble industry. The crowd is looking at Jakarta. I was confused.
• 2:03:15
  Speaker 1: But then I'm confused because I'm like, how do they
• 2:03:17
  Speaker 1: not understand that? What a good joke. And then I
• 2:03:20
  Speaker 1: looked at him and he doesn't give me any insight neither.
• 2:03:23
  Speaker 1: And he's like... So now it's me, the crowd, and
• 2:03:28
  Speaker 1: this four looking at each other like.
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  Speaker 5: And that was the same show where he said blood
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  Speaker 5: on stage before. He was gangbanging drunk.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, blood. Fuck this bitch, blood. He said that, fool.
• 2:03:37
  Speaker 1: And then I got banned from drinking. But now I'm
• 2:03:40
  Speaker 1: doing much better. I haven't fucked up in a show
• 2:03:42
  Speaker 1: in at least five, six cities. Six, seven, six, seven, six, seven.
• 2:03:45
  Speaker 1: I said that. We've been in three cities. Seriously? No,
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  Speaker 1: we haven't. After San Fran? Yeah, we haven't been in.
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  Speaker 1: I have the dates. I think he's going to do
• 2:03:56
  Speaker 1: well this weekend. I'm sure he will be. I know
• 2:03:58
  Speaker 1: I'm going to do well. And if I'm not? I
• 2:03:59
  Speaker 1: could just always FaceTime Ruff Barbosa and be like, yo,
• 2:04:01
  Speaker 1: this the homie. You guys want to see Ruff? Everybody
• 2:04:04
  Speaker 1: want to see Ruff? Who wants to see some Ruff? Bro,
• 2:04:07
  Speaker 1: it's been four cities. Modesto, Seattle, Denver, Chicago, and San Diego. Five, bro.
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  Speaker 1: And I did great on all of them. So why
• 2:04:13
  Speaker 1: don't you shut your bitch ass up? And you too,
• 2:04:15
  Speaker 1: you little bitch. Damn. Yeah, Andres. I don't know. Ruff
• 2:04:19
  Speaker 1: Barbosa said, he wants to ask you about car shit? Hey, fool.
• 2:04:22
  Speaker 1: They got to go. Ask him car shit. No, I
• 2:04:24
  Speaker 1: want to end it with the segment that I put up. Okay.
• 2:04:27
  Speaker 1: It's called, Who's the Real Comedian? Are you guys ready
• 2:04:31
  Speaker 1: for this? It's a little trivia about comedy. Okay, between
• 2:04:34
  Speaker 1: me and Rob or all of us? All of you guys.
• 2:04:36
  Speaker 1: It's four comedians up here. Come on.
• 2:04:38
  Speaker 3: He's to open up for Jeff Dye.
• 2:04:40
  Speaker 1: Come on. In the comedy game, we call that callback.
• 2:04:48
  Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up, don't touch me. I used to
• 2:04:51
  Speaker 1: be a doorman at the comedy store though. Yeah, I
• 2:04:54
  Speaker 1: used to see Bobby Lee. Hey, man. Joe Rogan, Joe
• 2:04:59
  Speaker 1: Rogan used to walk by. All day, all night, every day.
• 2:05:03
  Speaker 1: What's the intro? I don't know what the fuck it's about.
• 2:05:08
  Speaker 1: Joe Rogan. Joe Rogan by day, train by night. All day,
• 2:05:11
  Speaker 1: all night, Joe Rogan. Are you ready? Yeah. We can't
• 2:05:15
  Speaker 1: see him. You guys aren't supposed to see those questions. Oh, okay.
• 2:05:18
  Speaker 1: All right, first one. When did the Comedy Store first open?
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  Speaker 1: What the fuck? 19... That's 1972. In the 70s.
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  Speaker 3: 1972 for sure.
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  Speaker 1: How the fuck do you know that? You're a nerd.
• 2:05:30
  Speaker 1: Just comedian shit. He's a nerd. He's opening up for
• 2:05:32
  Speaker 1: Jeff Dyer. He's opening up for Jeff Dyer over here.
• 2:05:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, in the 70s.
• 2:05:36
  Speaker 1: In the 70s. You know that, though. One point for Jakarta.
• 2:05:38
  Speaker 4: I was going to say the 30s.
• 2:05:40
  Speaker 1: The 30s? Wait, I get a point. Are we in teams?
• 2:05:43
  Speaker 4: No, every man for himself.
• 2:05:46
  Speaker 1: Every man for themselves.
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  Speaker 3: I said 70s, too.
• 2:05:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you didn't say the exact... He said 1972.
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 2:05:52
  Speaker 1: Well, we're close. All right.
• 2:05:55
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 2:05:56
  Speaker 1: Hey, chill. You chill. True or false? GQ called Louis C.K.
• 2:06:01
  Speaker 1: the undisputed king of comedy. Oh, true. For sure. That's
• 2:06:04
  Speaker 1: a fact. Louis C.K., for sure.
• 2:06:06
  Speaker 4: Big Louis C.K.
• 2:06:07
  Speaker 1: Guy over here. No, I'm just smart about comedy. Because
• 2:06:10
  Speaker 1: you're stupid. Because you're stupid over Japan. Because you're stupid
• 2:06:13
  Speaker 1: over Japan. All right. Next one. What comedian grossed five... Oh, wait.
• 2:06:20
  Speaker 1: What comedian grossed $ 50 million with his stand-up concert film? Oh,
• 2:06:24
  Speaker 1: this is too easy. Dave Chappelle. Eddie Murphy. Wrong. Eddie Murphy.
• 2:06:27
  Speaker 1: It has to be Eddie Murphy. How the fuck do
• 2:06:29
  Speaker 1: you know all this?
• 2:06:30
  Speaker 3: Bro, they pre-planned this.
• 2:06:33
  Speaker 1: Did you guys? No. He's laughing. You're dead off, you
• 2:06:36
  Speaker 1: fucking bitch. You're dead off. Not yet. You should have waited.
• 2:06:42
  Speaker 1: You should have waited. He's like a motherfucker right here.
• 2:06:46
  Speaker 1: Fucking Ernie from George Lopez talking shit. We should have
• 2:06:49
  Speaker 1: known from 1972.
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  Speaker 6: I was like, how the fuck do you know in
• 2:06:53
  Speaker 6: the comedy store open?
• 2:06:55
  Speaker 1: What the fuck? All right, guys. This has been... Hey, man.
• 2:06:58
  Speaker 1: Make some noise for fucking Highman. Highman Ralph Barbosa, bro.
• 2:07:03
  Speaker 1: Probably one of the best episodes we had. Fatfish podcast
• 2:07:06
  Speaker 1: every week.
• 2:07:07
  Speaker 4: Fatfish podcast every Monday.
• 2:07:08
  Speaker 1: Is that your guys' podcast? Yeah. Are you finally back?
• 2:07:11
  Speaker 1: You left them drowning. Is that why you guys have fishes? Yeah.
• 2:07:15
  Speaker 1: And you do have a fatter fish on yours. Yeah.
• 2:07:18
  Speaker 3: I'm the fatter fish.
• 2:07:19
  Speaker 1: Drowning?
• 2:07:20
  Speaker 3: You were on the episode with Matt.
• 2:07:22
  Speaker 1: By the way, we did great with the black people
• 2:07:23
  Speaker 1: putting ketchup on the tacos. What about me? I got
• 2:07:25
  Speaker 1: a lot of back. You can come on there with
• 2:07:27
  Speaker 1: us three. Oh, nice, man. In three weeks. Three weeks. Hey, cool.
• 2:07:31
  Speaker 1: I'll be here. Don't forget. Don't forget. Actually, you know what?
• 2:07:34
  Speaker 1: Let's film an episode in Chicago. Okay.
• 2:07:37
  Speaker 4: I'm cool with that.
• 2:07:38
  Speaker 1: You don't? Hell yeah. And we'll have hoes and everything, guys. Okay. Cool?
• 2:07:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we bring them.
• 2:07:42
  Speaker 1: Don't be hired professionals.
• 2:07:45
  Speaker 3: Bring something bad.
• 2:07:45
  Speaker 1: If me and you bring hoes, it's going to be
• 2:07:47
  Speaker 1: half guys. Bitch is going to have Down syndrome. Down
• 2:07:51
  Speaker 1: syndrome and underage. But you'll be all players. That's a
• 2:07:54
  Speaker 1: good one. All right, Fat Fish Podcast. What else? Anything else?
• 2:07:57
  Speaker 1: Check it out.
• 2:07:57
  Speaker 4: Tour Days, BarbosaComedy.com. When does this come out?
• 2:08:01
  Speaker 1: Today. Today at 4 p.m.
• 2:08:03
  Speaker 4: October 3rd, Texas Trust Theater. Got Alfred Robles, Felipe Esparza,
• 2:08:07
  Speaker 4: Carlos Miller.
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  Speaker 1: Do know you were busy that day. You were going
• 2:08:10
  Speaker 1: to ask me? Fuck you. Fuck you. I changed your schedule. No,
• 2:08:15
  Speaker 1: you didn't. Come up and say it. That's my DJ,
• 2:08:17
  Speaker 1: so you fucking lie.
• 2:08:18
  Speaker 4: October 3rd. Y'all come out.
• 2:08:20
  Speaker 1: Anybody in the DFW. Oh, for Yabba Yabba this weekend.
• 2:08:23
  Speaker 4: I have Yamaha this weekend.
• 2:08:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, thank God.
• 2:08:25
  Speaker 5: Because if my show in Ontario weren't sold out, we
• 2:08:26
  Speaker 5: weren't going to promote that shit. But you'll be in
• 2:08:28
  Speaker 5: Yamaha this weekend.
• 2:08:29
  Speaker 1: I think mine's sold out. Oh, fuck you. Thank you, guys. Yamaha.
• 2:08:33
  Speaker 1: I said, you know what? Let's meet up in Yamaha Friday.
• 2:08:34
  Speaker 1: You have any dates, Jaime? Or that was everything, too?
• 2:08:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Ralph Barbosa dates, man.
• 2:08:38
  Speaker 1: All right, man. Yeah, my boy Jaime is opening up.
• 2:08:40
  Speaker 1: He's hosting, bitch. JaimeTheOpener.com with Ralph Barbosa dates. Woo! And
• 2:08:43
  Speaker 1: we got a show in Covina tomorrow and the day after.
• 2:08:46
  Speaker 4: 16 sold out shows at the band.
• 2:08:47
  Speaker 1: Where are we at tomorrow? We're in Ontario tomorrow and
• 2:08:51
  Speaker 1: the day after. Oh my God. Oh my God. We're
• 2:08:54
  Speaker 1: sold out. Guys, be happy. Life is good. I do
• 2:08:58
  Speaker 1: what I want when you're on the mic. You know,
• 2:09:00
  Speaker 1: when you're behind the camera, when you're, when you're, when you're,
• 2:09:02
  Speaker 1: when you're in behind. He muted me. He muted me.
• 2:09:04
  Speaker 1: By the way, Jakarta will be hosting for the first
• 2:09:06
  Speaker 1: time in his career. So we're going to see how
• 2:09:08
  Speaker 1: that goes. Um, yeah. Shout out Rob and them. Make
• 2:09:11
  Speaker 1: sure you guys check out. Wait, is everything in Chicago
• 2:09:13
  Speaker 1: sold out? Yes. Oh. If you're in Chicago, you're going
• 2:09:17
  Speaker 1: to get a ticket. Go to his fucking website, but
• 2:09:19
  Speaker 1: see him October 3rd.
• 2:09:20
  Speaker 4: I'll be in Nashville, Tennessee in October. We just ended another.
• 2:09:23
  Speaker 1: Show in Phoenix. Give me money. Alabama?
• 2:09:30
  Speaker 4: Huntsville, Alabama, Nashville.
• 2:09:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, which one? Sacramento.
• 2:09:33
  Speaker 4: I think we're going to close out the year Sacramento.
• 2:09:35
  Speaker 4: We're going to do like late November, early December at
• 2:09:37
  Speaker 4: Thunder Valley. It's always cool.
• 2:09:40
  Speaker 5: Well, a lot of Texas people are going to be
• 2:09:41
  Speaker 5: seeing this, so I will be in Austin, Texas in November,
• 2:09:44
  Speaker 5: and I will be in McAllen December 11th in San
• 2:09:47
  Speaker 5: Antonio December 12th.
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  Speaker 1: Nice.
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  Speaker 4: Nice, nice.
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  Speaker 1: We love you guys, man. Appreciate that. Make sure you
• 2:09:51
  Speaker 1: guys press the link in the description. Shout out to
• 2:09:53
  Speaker 1: Volume and shout out Pauly Market. We in this bitch. Wow.