Latest / The Bechdel Cast / Labyrinth with Jenny Zigrino
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- 0:00Speaker 1: On the be Dol Cast, the questions asked if movies
- 0:03Speaker 1: have women and them, are all their discussions just boyfriends
- 0:07Speaker 1: and husbands, or do they have individualism the patriarchy and
- 0:11Speaker 1: best start changing it with the beck Dol Cast. Hello
- 0:16Speaker 1: and welcome to the Bechdel Cast. I'm your host Caitlin
- 0:19Speaker 1: Dronte and the other one Jamie Laftus, and we are
- 0:23Speaker 1: talking about movies and how women are portrayed in them.
- 0:26Speaker 1: That's what the Bechtel Cast is about. I want to
- 0:28Speaker 1: take back calling myself. The other one that was, yeah,
- 0:31Speaker 1: I'm gonna be less down on myself, but I immediately
- 0:33Speaker 1: jumped to, yeah, don't minimize yourself and your role. Okay,
- 0:38Speaker 1: what were you talking about. Let's try again. Okay, but
- 0:41Speaker 1: we're keeping this all in. But we're all this is
- 0:44Speaker 1: a character. I'm supposed to be making a concentrated effort.
- 0:46Speaker 1: I had, like a I paid a hunt someone first
- 0:49Speaker 1: last week. What you can say, you do the intro,
- 0:52Speaker 1: you say like, hey, welcome, okay, okay, ready, yes one,
- 1:00Speaker 1: Hey welcome. This is the Bechtel Cast. I'm your first
- 1:03Speaker 1: and primary and most important host, Jamie Laptus, and I'm
- 1:06Speaker 1: your ship piece of crap host Caitlyn, ok don't be
- 1:10Speaker 1: so hard. We should learn from me. I'm so confident,
- 1:14Speaker 1: and let's try it again. Okay. I think people get it.
- 1:17Speaker 1: We are both equally important and this is like a
- 1:19Speaker 1: cheese your own adventure podcast, Like who do you want
- 1:22Speaker 1: to be? The Elpha of this one? Um, Welcome to
- 1:25Speaker 1: the Bechtel Castes is what we were trying to say.
- 1:28Speaker 1: That's what leave this all in. This is perfect. Some
- 1:32Speaker 1: stuff we're working some stuff out. Yeah, it's a hard
- 1:36Speaker 1: time of year. It's the winter. It's sad. We're in
- 1:39Speaker 1: the throes of it. Baby, we are. I got to
- 1:42Speaker 1: I saw snow yesterday because you were in Boston or
- 1:45Speaker 1: New York or somewhere on the northeast. Was in Boston
- 1:48Speaker 1: and I got to brush off my dad's car and everything. Wow. Yeah,
- 1:52Speaker 1: I've been living in a tropical paradise that is Los Angeles.
- 1:56Speaker 1: It's a beautiful city. Um. Well, let's uh introduce our guest.
- 2:01Speaker 1: Why don't we Okay, Oh wait, we didn't say what
- 2:03Speaker 1: the podcast is about. That. Oh they get it. Okay, Yeah,
- 2:06Speaker 1: I guess let's stop saying it's the best. It's Yeah,
- 2:10Speaker 1: I'm on board with the Yeah, listen to another episode.
- 2:13Speaker 1: I'm tired of talking about this podcast. Yeah, let's quit,
- 2:16Speaker 1: let's cancel. No, let's introduce our guest. She's a very
- 2:20Speaker 1: funny comedian. You might have seen her on Conan. Uh.
- 2:24Speaker 1: She's also in movies like Bad Santa to One movies.
- 2:31Speaker 1: Hello and welcome. Jenny's a green lady. Thank you so
- 2:36Speaker 1: much for being here. You're both equally as important, but
- 2:39Speaker 1: not as important as the guests. Exactly, exactly, Okay, So
- 2:44Speaker 1: there the alpha was sitting next to us. All it's
- 2:46Speaker 1: the whole. That's why I just like you bitches, and
- 2:49Speaker 1: that's it out. Sat back and watch. It's coming from
- 2:52Speaker 1: the house. These girls think they matter? What right a producer? Okay,
- 3:02Speaker 1: never mind, you guys do matter. Okay, we'll get to it.
- 3:06Speaker 1: I want to talk about Aristotle, but I don't think
- 3:08Speaker 1: he wants us to talk about what is how he
- 3:10Speaker 1: has to poop? I told you we'd call it a Yeah,
- 3:12Speaker 1: he does, and he but he made a real show
- 3:15Speaker 1: of not doing it before we started, So now it's
- 3:18Speaker 1: honest to make a real show of when he chooses
- 3:20Speaker 1: exactly your punishment if you if you hold it for
- 3:25Speaker 1: the whole episode, that would suck. It's like for him,
- 3:29Speaker 1: it's like yeah, but for all of us too, I'd
- 3:31Speaker 1: like to make this about myself as well. Sure, let's
- 3:35Speaker 1: make it about the poop, you guys, that's that's we're
- 3:40Speaker 1: having focus issues in this thing. Well, let's try to
- 3:44Speaker 1: reel it back in and talk about the movie that
- 3:47Speaker 1: we're going to be talking about, which is The Labyrinth. Uh.
- 3:51Speaker 1: It was came out in What six, directed by Jim Henson,
- 3:56Speaker 1: written by Terry Jones. It's got every anything, not everything.
- 4:01Speaker 1: Tell us tell the what does this movie mean to you?
- 4:03Speaker 1: Why did you choose this one? I chose this one
- 4:07Speaker 1: because I feel like for a lot of us, it
- 4:10Speaker 1: was the first time we really saw a female protagonist
- 4:16Speaker 1: in a movie that wasn't all about getting the dude,
- 4:21Speaker 1: that wasn't a baby. She's still trying to get the dude,
- 4:24Speaker 1: but it's a baby dude. She's a dude, and it's
- 4:27Speaker 1: a little dude's Yeah. And and then also for many
- 4:32Speaker 1: of us, we were introduced to David Bowie through this movie,
- 4:36Speaker 1: and it was the first time we felt our loins
- 4:38Speaker 1: do anything. So I think it recognized that they were
- 4:42Speaker 1: there and forever we were into Dandy's and lady boys.
- 4:46Speaker 1: So that's what I'm into now, and that's the only
- 4:50Speaker 1: thing I'll ever be into. When did you see this
- 4:53Speaker 1: movie for the first time? I think I saw when
- 4:56Speaker 1: I was a kid. And then remember when hot topic
- 5:00Speaker 1: I don't hold to fit? Oh yeah, two thousand and one.
- 5:04Speaker 1: Then it was just like all day, every day, and
- 5:06Speaker 1: then it stopped. And then I went to an arts
- 5:08Speaker 1: high school and it had a real big resurgence in
- 5:11Speaker 1: the arts high school every Halloween. Every Halloween, someone was Bowie.
- 5:16Speaker 1: I just googled where what the baby from Labyrinth looks
- 5:20Speaker 1: like now? And I wish I hadn't what. Okay, First
- 5:24Speaker 1: of all, the Huffington's Post headline is very mean. It says,
- 5:29Speaker 1: thirty years later, the baby from Labyrinth is a real
- 5:32Speaker 1: life goblin king. I don't know, maybe it's something he
- 5:39Speaker 1: just texts. But he's I mean, he's wearing a fedora.
- 5:41Speaker 1: He's not like it's a bummer that used such a
- 5:44Speaker 1: cute little baby. Okay, let's see here it is, but
- 5:47Speaker 1: there's a there's an American Express ad really getting in
- 5:50Speaker 1: the way of me, uh finishing up this? Okay, so
- 5:54Speaker 1: here he is a real life goblin king. I don't
- 5:57Speaker 1: think it's that bad. He's just wearing a lot of layer.
- 6:01Speaker 1: He just he looks like a steampunk kid. That's it.
- 6:04Speaker 1: He is a steampunk it. I think he makes something.
- 6:08Speaker 1: He makes like steampunky things or something looks he looks fun.
- 6:13Speaker 1: He's oh now he's a peer and a fabricator. Do
- 6:17Speaker 1: you think he's got His whole identity is based around
- 6:21Speaker 1: the fact that he was in The Labyrinth as a baby,
- 6:23Speaker 1: and he's like, I gotta live up to this. Wonder
- 6:27Speaker 1: his real name is Toby for real? Yeah, I just
- 6:29Speaker 1: said Dobby, like Dobby the Alpha was like, Toby is
- 6:35Speaker 1: a different in the man's name. I wonder if he
- 6:40Speaker 1: inspired it. You know that David Bowie did the sound
- 6:44Speaker 1: of the baby laughing because he didn't didn't like the
- 6:49Speaker 1: baby's laugh made it sounds like I can do that.
- 6:52Speaker 1: I can do better, I can do better. I love
- 6:55Speaker 1: that he did. He does that like that trick with
- 6:58Speaker 1: the crystal ball, which has no business really, I mean,
- 7:02Speaker 1: is it a bubble luring? It is, but like they
- 7:06Speaker 1: worked this like very flimsy reason for it to be
- 7:11Speaker 1: in the movie and all there, He's like, do you
- 7:13Speaker 1: want a gift? He doesn't have anything to do with anything.
- 7:15Speaker 1: But look how I can do this cool trick. And
- 7:17Speaker 1: I'm just like you. You just wanted to show off.
- 7:20Speaker 1: David Bells like almost everything he does this, it's just
- 7:24Speaker 1: a big fun show off down to his like leggings.
- 7:28Speaker 1: He wants you to know. He wants you to know. Yeah,
- 7:31Speaker 1: and we want to know. We do want to know. Um,
- 7:34Speaker 1: just a quick recap of the story. How I want
- 7:41Speaker 1: to David and how the baby's ugly man? Now he's
- 7:47Speaker 1: he's actually, he's he's a regular looking dude. He just
- 7:50Speaker 1: I'm just I'm trying to get us to pass the
- 7:53Speaker 1: Bectel test in real life. Because all we've done so far,
- 7:56Speaker 1: let's talk about other men. One last thing. His face
- 7:59Speaker 1: looks really a smooth baby to acknowledge that this is
- 8:04Speaker 1: what we're talking about, and to look at the picture.
- 8:05Speaker 1: It's mostly just because I'm too lazy to get up
- 8:07Speaker 1: and walk around the table and see what it looks like.
- 8:09Speaker 1: I'm just saying that freaks me out, like a really
- 8:11Speaker 1: smooth face, like a smooth man. And oh yeah, you
- 8:16Speaker 1: didn't know if you were talking about like the baby's
- 8:17Speaker 1: smoothness or he's like, oh no, I like a smooth baby.
- 8:21Speaker 1: I like a harry a swab. I like a swab baby,
- 8:25Speaker 1: like a scar baby, scar baby. Okay, now baby, all right,
- 8:37Speaker 1: let's okay, no more fu. No, we're going to welcome
- 8:40Speaker 1: back to it. Oh yeah, we just have to like
- 8:43Speaker 1: spend a minute talking about something else and then we'll
- 8:46Speaker 1: go back to how we want to fuck David Bowie. Um.
- 8:50Speaker 1: The story is, uh, this little this girl, she's down
- 8:54Speaker 1: a teenager. She is all about fans. She's like, I
- 9:00Speaker 1: love fantasy. It looks by the theater book. She loses
- 9:05Speaker 1: me first scene for that reason, Like, this is fucking nerves.
- 9:10Speaker 1: What's this done? Soliloquy? You're doing yourself in the park
- 9:20Speaker 1: just kind of interrupted quick. Okay. I was when I
- 9:22Speaker 1: was younger, I went to fat Camp and we had
- 9:24Speaker 1: this girl there who God bless her, Like I wish
- 9:27Speaker 1: I knew her now because she seems like she would
- 9:29Speaker 1: be so cool. She was obsessed with the with the
- 9:33Speaker 1: play Cats, so she would just put on cat face,
- 9:38Speaker 1: like yeah, she's just fun. She would just do cat
- 9:44Speaker 1: face and sing and do performances from the musical Cats
- 9:48Speaker 1: by herself. That's it. I just just memory. Yeah, But
- 9:56Speaker 1: like because we're fat camp we're all fat, and we
- 9:58Speaker 1: were playing baseball when day and we got really sweaty
- 10:01Speaker 1: and it was like summer in Massachusetts, and her makeup melted.
- 10:07Speaker 1: Oh I love a good cat girl there. It's just
- 10:13Speaker 1: like a fucking nightmare. Then she she left her because
- 10:19Speaker 1: there's some mean to her. But it's so funny to think, Well, I,
- 10:25Speaker 1: whoever you are out there, young girl who contact me?
- 10:29Speaker 1: I miss you and I thought about you everybody since
- 10:33Speaker 1: I was twelve. Anyway, let's just never talk about the movie.
- 10:40Speaker 1: Let's get she's a hot theater kid, all right. Yeah,
- 10:45Speaker 1: she's a baby theater kid with really expensive costomer like
- 10:48Speaker 1: that cost and would cost like a thousand dollars at
- 10:50Speaker 1: a unfair geeze. She was dedicated, damn, or just a brat.
- 10:56Speaker 1: Probably more of a brat um. The story is about
- 11:01Speaker 1: a girl. She's a young budding woman and she likes you, Caitlin.
- 11:07Speaker 1: I want to fund her. That's what I'm talking about.
- 11:11Speaker 1: That passes the test. I don't want to suck that.
- 11:14Speaker 1: Jennifer Connelly. But like Jennifer Connelly in Requiem for a Dream,
- 11:20Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh I straight like the TV is for sure.
- 11:27Speaker 1: I watched we talked abou just like one word and
- 11:29Speaker 1: then it's over. In the first episode, we talked about
- 11:32Speaker 1: kill Bill, and I had only seen the DBS kill Bill,
- 11:36Speaker 1: which is like a great kill bill. Yeah my name,
- 11:40Speaker 1: and I like two Party, that's great. Nice. Oh yeah,
- 11:47Speaker 1: the movie lab Yeah do you want me to? Yeah?
- 11:51Speaker 1: Do you want to? Just gets right there, alright, a
- 11:53Speaker 1: young budding theater nerd right, just wants to do theaters
- 11:56Speaker 1: and plays and ship. But she got this dumb little
- 11:59Speaker 1: brother who's a baby, and he's a brat and she's like, oh,
- 12:02Speaker 1: I don't want to take care of this dumb sucking baby.
- 12:05Speaker 1: And then she's like, goblin king take this baby away.
- 12:08Speaker 1: And then she runs away that goes to the bathroom
- 12:12Speaker 1: or something, and then she comes back and the baby's gone.
- 12:15Speaker 1: She's like, oh no, where's this baby? And then David
- 12:17Speaker 1: Bowie shows up. We all get owners and then and
- 12:21Speaker 1: then he's like, oh, you can come get your bro,
- 12:23Speaker 1: but he's I have him now, and so then she'll
- 12:26Speaker 1: get yeah, go to the city goblins. Then she finds
- 12:31Speaker 1: this tiny goblin that she's befriends who's like all grumpy
- 12:34Speaker 1: and ship, and then she makes it through. There's like
- 12:36Speaker 1: some weird dancings and a ball and she's like, oh, no,
- 12:40Speaker 1: I'm questioning everything. Do I love him? Don't I love him?
- 12:43Speaker 1: And then eventually I mean, should we give the end away? Yeah?
- 12:48Speaker 1: There are spoilers here. Yeah. Oh, she makes a lot
- 12:50Speaker 1: of goblin friends on the way to serdidymus, which I
- 12:59Speaker 1: think is just a nickname for epididymus, which we all
- 13:04Speaker 1: know as the male reproductive organ tube thing. I don't
- 13:10Speaker 1: know what's an epididamus. Let me look it up. I
- 13:13Speaker 1: just looked up. Oh that's not an epidemas, Yeah, isn't it.
- 13:16Speaker 1: I don't know. I went to public school. Epidermis is
- 13:20Speaker 1: your skin? But what am I thinking about? Yeah? Where ventricles?
- 13:27Speaker 1: Seminal ventricles seven venecles? No, I'm fucking right. Epididamus highly
- 13:34Speaker 1: convoluted duct behind the testes along which sperm passes to
- 13:38Speaker 1: the fast My dick, I'm so sorry that I ever
- 13:46Speaker 1: judged you for is the squirtle bags. It's the first name.
- 13:53Speaker 1: But well, you were googling anatomy. I googled did David
- 14:03Speaker 1: Bowie and Jennifer Connelly hook up? I hope not. She
- 14:07Speaker 1: was like fifteen when they filmed this, but like David
- 14:09Speaker 1: Bowie did that not to get into his legacy, but
- 14:13Speaker 1: he was like down, yeah, but they didn't bummer good
- 14:17Speaker 1: because that would have been statutory rape. Again, she was
- 14:21Speaker 1: fifteen when they filmed that movie. Uh, that's the story
- 14:32Speaker 1: of the Labyrinth. Uh. Let's talk about um our characters. Uh.
- 14:39Speaker 1: We have one female protagonist, Jennifer Sarah, who is the whiniest, angstyest,
- 14:49Speaker 1: most annoying little bee word that I've ever encountered. Were
- 14:56Speaker 1: never like that when you were a pater nerd and
- 14:58Speaker 1: a teenager didn't have those outfits. I might be having
- 15:04Speaker 1: selective memory, but I really remember myself as being a
- 15:07Speaker 1: really cool kid. Okay, sure of course you're walking around like, hey, guys,
- 15:13Speaker 1: you know what epidennymus means. Yeah, I was teaching all
- 15:16Speaker 1: the kids. Yeah. I So she's pretty much the only
- 15:24Speaker 1: notable primary female character. Was also the Worm's wife who
- 15:31Speaker 1: never screen and the hag Puppet. The hag puppet, but
- 15:35Speaker 1: she's very tertiary. Also, although the um are any of
- 15:40Speaker 1: the oh what's their names, the ones that take their
- 15:44Speaker 1: heads off, they all I all perceived them as men
- 15:49Speaker 1: male genitals. They don't, but they had like I suppose
- 15:54Speaker 1: the voices of men their genderless. Yeah, they a lot
- 16:00Speaker 1: of them are a bit genderless. Yeah. Yeah, a lot
- 16:03Speaker 1: of those goblins are genderless too. Well, no, some of
- 16:06Speaker 1: them have like dresses and shot um. Either way, I'm
- 16:11Speaker 1: going to continue to argue that the only notable funeral character.
- 16:16Speaker 1: What about that this stepmo. I loved this step mom,
- 16:20Speaker 1: Like she had a story like there, she didn't do
- 16:23Speaker 1: anything wroungd. She have one line and she's like, why
- 16:25Speaker 1: does she treat me like I'm a stepmother in a
- 16:28Speaker 1: fairy tale? All because you know, Sarah gets home and
- 16:31Speaker 1: then she's like her stepmos like we were worried at
- 16:34Speaker 1: seven pm, and then she begins to scream and run
- 16:38Speaker 1: away and pour Steven I wrote down, Um, poor stepmom
- 16:43Speaker 1: liked her hair. She should have good hair. She did,
- 16:46Speaker 1: she did great stepmother. Well that scene I think that
- 16:51Speaker 1: allows the movie to technically pass the Bechtel test. Yeah. Yeah,
- 16:56Speaker 1: because they talk about yeah, like I was worried about
- 16:58Speaker 1: you where if you been You're supposed to be home
- 17:01Speaker 1: to babysit or whatever. It's a short conversation, and that
- 17:05Speaker 1: the step mom has three minutes of screen time maybe less,
- 17:09Speaker 1: Like it's not she's still getting paid and residual. She was,
- 17:16Speaker 1: she was and she had like anyways, I was like,
- 17:18Speaker 1: she's very beautiful. I really like her. But she doesn't
- 17:21Speaker 1: come back. No, she doesn't. Yeah, and she's on screen
- 17:24Speaker 1: for yeah two minutes. Okay, so pass the test, guys,
- 17:28Speaker 1: test done, good night. But so by comparison, we have
- 17:37Speaker 1: a bunch more more. Uh, how do you talk again?
- 17:42Speaker 1: I'm just gonna keep stuttering broken, I'm a robot. There's
- 17:48Speaker 1: a bunch of dude characters, is what I'm trying to say. Characters.
- 17:52Speaker 1: We've got Jaref, the Goblin King. Is that it's Jareff.
- 17:58Speaker 1: Jareff is his name. David Bowie's character is named Jareed.
- 18:03Speaker 1: I wonder how many Jarrett's were born from this movie,
- 18:07Speaker 1: although they'd be like our age and I don't know
- 18:09Speaker 1: any Jarred's so that you know, well, I mean just
- 18:13Speaker 1: put facebook anyway, there's a little Jareff. Now, um, we've
- 18:24Speaker 1: got Hoggle, which I have some things to talk about
- 18:29Speaker 1: concerning him in a moment. Yeah, well, Hoggle is a
- 18:32Speaker 1: piece of ship. He's a piece of ship. Yeah, but
- 18:33Speaker 1: we grow to love Hoggle. Actually I find him repulsive
- 18:37Speaker 1: and horror I just hate everything about him. We have Ludo,
- 18:42Speaker 1: who's like the big monster guy, and then Sir Epididymis
- 18:50Speaker 1: is I don't know, a little fox creature. I don't know,
- 18:54Speaker 1: I think so. But then he's writing a dog. Now
- 18:57Speaker 1: he's I think he's a Yorkshire terror. He looks like
- 18:59Speaker 1: a oh is that the is that dog British? The
- 19:03Speaker 1: one that looks really nice and like he came from
- 19:06Speaker 1: Renaissance fair. I'm sorry I was. Yeah, that's because I
- 19:10Speaker 1: found a ton of Jarreed's and that's why I wasn't
- 19:14Speaker 1: really listening. Look at this one. This one is like
- 19:17Speaker 1: he's really leaning into Jareff. Jareed. What's his name, Jared?
- 19:22Speaker 1: Where is he from? If you're listening, I don't know,
- 19:25Speaker 1: but he's an event coordinator in Infinity marketing deal. We're
- 19:30Speaker 1: probably giving away too much of British stranger's phone saying
- 19:37Speaker 1: I guess I don't know anyway. Okay, Well that they're
- 19:41Speaker 1: out there, Yeah, those horny moms had a lot of Jarreff's. Yeah,
- 19:45Speaker 1: they're like, I don't know why, I just like this name.
- 19:48Speaker 1: It just you know, what sounds so powerful. It's just,
- 19:51Speaker 1: you know, I just want to have an alluring son.
- 19:54Speaker 1: You can really take a sweep a teenage girl off
- 19:57Speaker 1: her feet. Yeah, let's talk about that. Uh. There is
- 20:03Speaker 1: the scene or the sequence where Jared' is like, hey, Hoggle,
- 20:08Speaker 1: give the girl this peach rufie and make her eat
- 20:15Speaker 1: it so that she can have a dance scene with me,
- 20:20Speaker 1: a very sensual ball dance thing that's like a dream. Weird.
- 20:27Speaker 1: He rufies her. He does rufe her. But that scene
- 20:35Speaker 1: is like that was supposed to be like her dream
- 20:37Speaker 1: scene of like if you stay, like all your dreams
- 20:41Speaker 1: are going to come true. So you So she's in
- 20:46Speaker 1: love with him. She supposed to be like seventeen in
- 20:49Speaker 1: this kid, I told myself, but I'm not sold. Look
- 20:53Speaker 1: i'm gonna say she's seventeen. I'm gonna say she's legal.
- 20:57Speaker 1: For so the movies. She might have played an older
- 20:59Speaker 1: character than her actual Jennifer was actually aged because she
- 21:03Speaker 1: was fifteen when this movie came out, and I didn't
- 21:10Speaker 1: perceive her as being like like she was just had
- 21:14Speaker 1: gone through puberty to me, like she she seemed older
- 21:17Speaker 1: to me. She seemed seventeen to me. Really she seemed
- 21:20Speaker 1: like fourteen to me. No fourteen year old has brows
- 21:24Speaker 1: like that. Did you see her brows? They're great. Well,
- 21:28Speaker 1: Jennifer Conny is an outlier with her eyebrows, so she
- 21:32Speaker 1: really came into That's what people always say about her.
- 21:36Speaker 1: She born eyebrows first. She she had that thing where
- 21:40Speaker 1: they're like brushed up a little, but it doesn't look insane,
- 21:43Speaker 1: which is like, I could never do that. I overtweets
- 21:47Speaker 1: when I was a teenager. Anyways, those skinny ones like pregnant,
- 21:51Speaker 1: those are like absolutely teen mom eyebrows that over plucking. Anyways,
- 21:57Speaker 1: I just I just think that that it wasn't some
- 22:00Speaker 1: a rufie Peach. It was just like he wanted to
- 22:01Speaker 1: stop her from getting this baby because he wants that
- 22:03Speaker 1: to keep that baby. But he's also like, if you
- 22:06Speaker 1: live in this Peach world, all your dreams will come true.
- 22:10Speaker 1: Come on, It's very complix. Maybe that is because that's
- 22:14Speaker 1: what your impression of that scene was when you first
- 22:17Speaker 1: watched it as a kid. So I saw this movie
- 22:20Speaker 1: for the first time when I was probably in college,
- 22:25Speaker 1: and then I watched it again three times over the
- 22:27Speaker 1: past few weeks to prepare for this episode, and I
- 22:32Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, he uh he rufies her
- 22:35Speaker 1: with this peach and then so that he can have
- 22:37Speaker 1: this weird dance, this ballroom dance thing with her and
- 22:41Speaker 1: get all close to her and he's a predator and
- 22:44Speaker 1: it's weird, and I just found it very creepy, especially
- 22:47Speaker 1: because again she's fifteen. David Bowie at the time was
- 22:50Speaker 1: thirty nine. It was three over age, Okay, so I
- 22:56Speaker 1: would not have thought it was charming if they hooked up, Yeah,
- 23:00Speaker 1: it would have been, But fifteen year old Jenny still
- 23:05Speaker 1: would have sucked. There's like that's okay. That's the thing.
- 23:12Speaker 1: It's like, we are like it is wrong, but like
- 23:15Speaker 1: remember when you were fifteen, you totally wanted to suck,
- 23:18Speaker 1: like thirty year old men, that's all you wanted to do.
- 23:21Speaker 1: That's why that scene was like because I was watching
- 23:24Speaker 1: this movie for the first time, like every I don't
- 23:26Speaker 1: know why. I haven't seen a lot of movies. How
- 23:30Speaker 1: many movies have I seen that we've done on this.
- 23:33Speaker 1: I just the beauty and the beauty and the beast
- 23:35Speaker 1: and that was about it. But I was okay with
- 23:38Speaker 1: it just because it's like I feel like when I
- 23:39Speaker 1: was that age, I had that exact like fantasy about
- 23:44Speaker 1: someone from the cast of Harry Potter, you know, like
- 23:47Speaker 1: everyone has that. Wait, but they would have been your
- 23:50Speaker 1: age unless it was Snape. I also would have sucked Snape.
- 23:53Speaker 1: Can we just put that out there? Oh yeah, Moody
- 23:58Speaker 1: the all died this year. Yeah, Prince too. Would you
- 24:01Speaker 1: have got heartbeat? Yeah, he's worried that all your icons.
- 24:08Speaker 1: I would have sucked Leonard Cohen, which is somewhere, which
- 24:11Speaker 1: is a harder choice. That is hard. Oh, well this year,
- 24:19Speaker 1: I love a deep voice. I do. Uh. But but
- 24:23Speaker 1: like Suzanne Arrow, Leonard Cohen living on like living in
- 24:27Speaker 1: Greece for no reason. Yeah, I think I would have
- 24:33Speaker 1: definitely hooked up with Anton Yelkin, who also passed. Is
- 24:38Speaker 1: that he's about little guy from Green Room and he's
- 24:43Speaker 1: in Star Trek and he sounds hot. He's age appropriate,
- 24:48Speaker 1: is what he is? Oh he's the jeep. Uh. Yeah,
- 24:52Speaker 1: he had a very tragic death. Uh, and I'm sad
- 24:55Speaker 1: to bring it up. Let's talk about that. We lost
- 25:01Speaker 1: a whole spank bank about it. The fact that we
- 25:05Speaker 1: keep going off on tangents is very fitting because we're
- 25:08Speaker 1: just getting in the lost in the labyrinth that is this,
- 25:13Speaker 1: So it's very somatic. Actually, Okay, so again, he rufies
- 25:16Speaker 1: are at the peach. You don't like it. I think
- 25:18Speaker 1: it's more of a spell, so it doesn't count as much. He's, Okay,
- 25:24Speaker 1: it's a spell. Everyone's motivation. You can have it. I'm
- 25:28Speaker 1: not going to agree with you, but that can be
- 25:31Speaker 1: your weird, creepy take if you wanted to. Can we
- 25:33Speaker 1: can we backtrack a little bit to the scene where
- 25:36Speaker 1: she yells at the baby, literally insane to me, like
- 25:42Speaker 1: she I've never and I was like, we were all
- 25:45Speaker 1: at bitchy teenage girl. Never would I pick up an
- 25:49Speaker 1: adorable baby and try to send it to hell because
- 25:53Speaker 1: I couldn't like wear my Renaissance Fair costumes outside, Like,
- 25:57Speaker 1: that's just crazy. I wouldn't I would do that. Now
- 26:01Speaker 1: it's a shirty year old woman. I'd be like, I
- 26:03Speaker 1: hate chipping out of my life. Why did I have you?
- 26:06Speaker 1: I can't wear my red something? Was she in a play?
- 26:11Speaker 1: Or is that she just has no friends? That's why
- 26:14Speaker 1: she has to make friends with. She's desperate to be like, Hoggle,
- 26:19Speaker 1: you're my friend, right, It's just like, no, I don't
- 26:22Speaker 1: really want to be your friend. She's like, no, she
- 26:24Speaker 1: didn't really technically make any friends. In this movie. But
- 26:29Speaker 1: at the end they love her. At the end, they
- 26:30Speaker 1: do love and then they all come back. Yeah, in
- 26:33Speaker 1: her room. She turns around and she's like, my friends,
- 26:36Speaker 1: but he just turned around and all your friends already
- 26:38Speaker 1: in your room and they were all goblins even creepier
- 26:41Speaker 1: like that, look at my mirror, and I'm just like,
- 26:43Speaker 1: I wish my friends were here. And I turned around
- 26:45Speaker 1: and they're all there. Wow, I really would like there
- 26:48Speaker 1: to be like that scene. And then we see it
- 26:50Speaker 1: from like the parents and there's no one. They just like,
- 26:55Speaker 1: she's lost her mind. Yeah, bard in school, she but
- 27:01Speaker 1: she screams at this baby a lot. And then there's
- 27:06Speaker 1: like cutaway scenes where the goblins are like, send the
- 27:08Speaker 1: baby to hell, and then she does at the last second,
- 27:13Speaker 1: and she's like, I wish the Goblin king would take you.
- 27:16Speaker 1: And then I don't, like, I don't know why she
- 27:18Speaker 1: blames this baby for all of her problems. That was
- 27:22Speaker 1: confusing to me. And then and then David Bowie's motivation
- 27:27Speaker 1: why does he want to keep the baby? Is there
- 27:29Speaker 1: a reason he wants to add to his goblin collection?
- 27:31Speaker 1: Because the baby turns into a goblin as I guess,
- 27:35Speaker 1: I mean that's never explicitly stated, but that he's luring
- 27:45Speaker 1: He's yeah, he's luring young women into his labyrinth. He
- 27:50Speaker 1: doesn't that's the only way. He just sits around the
- 27:54Speaker 1: girl to curse her baby, and he's like, pussy, Oh
- 27:59Speaker 1: it also okay. So then she yells at the baby,
- 28:01Speaker 1: baby disappears, and then David Bowie appears and she's not scared.
- 28:06Speaker 1: I was like, do they know each other? Well, yeah,
- 28:08Speaker 1: there's the whole thing about the movie. He's the villain,
- 28:15Speaker 1: but like, they have several scenes together. One of them
- 28:18Speaker 1: he's dancing with her after he roofied her spell. It
- 28:23Speaker 1: cast a Rufi spell on her, it's not ripe if
- 28:26Speaker 1: it's a spell. Is that part of the betel? Yeah? Yea.
- 28:36Speaker 1: So there's that creepy thing. There's uh, the other creepy
- 28:39Speaker 1: thing where I'm pretty sure Hoggle also wants to have
- 28:44Speaker 1: sex with Sarah. Well, look at him, he does. I
- 28:48Speaker 1: think Hoggle has a genuine love for her. I viewed
- 28:52Speaker 1: it as more so, Yeah, I see, maybe I'm just
- 28:55Speaker 1: at but I feel so bad by giving me the
- 28:57Speaker 1: peach a paternal horny. But I don't think that necessarily
- 29:05Speaker 1: implies that it's like a parental or like a fatherly
- 29:10Speaker 1: he's the goblin. It's not a real thing, it's really
- 29:16Speaker 1: he's a he's a tiny person in a suit. That's it.
- 29:22Speaker 1: There's like a lot of I had one smart thought
- 29:24Speaker 1: this whole movie. Let's hear it. Okay, here it goes.
- 29:28Speaker 1: There's a lot of references to other ship in this
- 29:32Speaker 1: movie where it's like, there are a few things there
- 29:34Speaker 1: is the fact that she was like a pubescent fucking
- 29:38Speaker 1: mess who her parents were trying to fix her. And
- 29:41Speaker 1: that kind of reminds me of like when do you
- 29:43Speaker 1: getting booted out of the nursery in Peter Pan. That's
- 29:47Speaker 1: what that whole like flashback scene felt like to me,
- 29:49Speaker 1: when she was like my toys suck or whatever. And
- 29:54Speaker 1: then the whole like it was a kind of Wizard
- 29:56Speaker 1: of Ozzie too, because she's just like walking through, you know,
- 29:59Speaker 1: walking down this very long hallway and making friends and
- 30:03Speaker 1: then at the end, just like in the Wizard of
- 30:06Speaker 1: oz there's a room full of goblins and a baby
- 30:08Speaker 1: and David Bowie, Yeah, exactly, Like that's my smart thought.
- 30:11Speaker 1: What if it's like it's a would be like an
- 30:14Speaker 1: allegory for for growing up women, growing up of a
- 30:19Speaker 1: coming of age, take a better period this what is
- 30:24Speaker 1: the thing that I was just like, are they talking
- 30:26Speaker 1: about a pussy in a mean way? When they kept
- 30:29Speaker 1: calling it like whatever the stink swamp? I was like,
- 30:32Speaker 1: is he just stuff like fart swamp? But then there
- 30:40Speaker 1: was a huge cavernous like pussy opening in the middle
- 30:43Speaker 1: of the fart swamp that there was a hole. WHOA, Okay,
- 30:47Speaker 1: I think it was a butt hole. That's as long
- 30:49Speaker 1: as there was some sort of reference to a human hole.
- 30:52Speaker 1: I feel like I have retained my sanity. I think.
- 30:57Speaker 1: I think the guys who took their heads off of
- 30:59Speaker 1: my favorite part of that movie. They have a great song.
- 31:02Speaker 1: It's like what the chili? The chili song or which
- 31:07Speaker 1: not losing your head? Yeah? Yeah, yeah. They they're dancing
- 31:09Speaker 1: around in front of what's very clearly a green screen. Yeah,
- 31:13Speaker 1: it's great, and you can kind of see the outlines
- 31:15Speaker 1: of the people that's been talking. But it's like nowadays
- 31:22Speaker 1: all that would have been CG. And puppets are so great.
- 31:26Speaker 1: Puppets are awesome. Yes, yeah, I like puppets. Yeah. Then
- 31:30Speaker 1: they make it feel real and wonderful, like you totally
- 31:32Speaker 1: get lost. If that's a CG thing. I'm like, it's CG.
- 31:35Speaker 1: But if it's like a puppet, I'm like, oh, that's
- 31:37Speaker 1: like I feel like that's a real creature. Though, Can
- 31:39Speaker 1: we talk about has anyone seen Mohanna? No? No, I'm
- 31:44Speaker 1: your f B post batic? What is it? It's so good?
- 31:48Speaker 1: Everyone won't see it? Should see man will Mariana and
- 31:52Speaker 1: I love him, but he ruined our opening weekend for
- 31:56Speaker 1: bad Sanna, So fuck that guy. Probably let But movie
- 32:04Speaker 1: Moanna is so good and I loved it so much,
- 32:09Speaker 1: and I think everyone should see it a thousand times
- 32:12Speaker 1: and buy it on DVD, even though that's a medium
- 32:15Speaker 1: that doesn't is gonna haveb sleet. I still buy DVDs.
- 32:19Speaker 1: You still by DVDs. I wonder what the vinyl version
- 32:22Speaker 1: of DVD is gonna be? You mean, like what? Uh like?
- 32:28Speaker 1: I collect vinyl and then whenever we all just like
- 32:34Speaker 1: press a button in our head and we like play
- 32:36Speaker 1: a movie on our eyeball screens. That's so DVDs are
- 32:40Speaker 1: going to be like the vinyl they call it, they
- 32:46Speaker 1: call they call the swamp the land of stench, and
- 32:48Speaker 1: they keep threatening to send people to the Land of stench.
- 32:51Speaker 1: Maybe I was just being self conscious. But I was like,
- 32:54Speaker 1: they're talking about your someone's place. But did they act?
- 32:57Speaker 1: I actually had that same I forget did they actually
- 32:59Speaker 1: fall into it or they just went down the still
- 33:02Speaker 1: they stopped them, so yeah, and then there's a bridge
- 33:04Speaker 1: over at the collapses. But then they also with the
- 33:07Speaker 1: stones and they make part noises. I mean, it's just
- 33:10Speaker 1: great's just five minute fart jokes. Is it a fart?
- 33:15Speaker 1: Don't know? I mean, I think you can tell the
- 33:17Speaker 1: difference queffart. It's true. Queezers are delicate. I think they're
- 33:26Speaker 1: called quee fi laural. It's like, no, it's like if
- 33:31Speaker 1: you see a herd of moose. It's just the plural
- 33:34Speaker 1: is the same. It's just quef. I had so many
- 33:38Speaker 1: que time or no, it was it's like I saw
- 33:42Speaker 1: a bunch of quef in the woods. I had another thought,
- 33:52Speaker 1: which is that, oh, because there's only um one primary
- 33:58Speaker 1: female character there doesn't really allow the there's no like
- 34:04Speaker 1: relationships that she can have with other female characters. And uh.
- 34:10Speaker 1: Also concerning is that the she doesn't go through any
- 34:15Speaker 1: sort of like emotional arc even though she is she
- 34:18Speaker 1: does see that line you don't control me or whatever
- 34:22Speaker 1: that line. Yeah, No, I think she. I think she
- 34:26Speaker 1: definitely goes from Bradty Brett Bratt to like, I'm a
- 34:30Speaker 1: woman and you can't control me, and I'm going to
- 34:33Speaker 1: get that baby back because I love that baby and
- 34:35Speaker 1: I'm responsible for that baby. And also it's my fault
- 34:39Speaker 1: that I sent that baby to hell. Yeah, she does
- 34:41Speaker 1: accept expose the responsibility of the How I'm no, i'mot
- 34:51Speaker 1: this thing the iPhone store. I think it's very warm
- 34:57Speaker 1: in here, and I think I'm just getting over you
- 35:00Speaker 1: did I'm also going through because I'm so old. No, um,
- 35:09Speaker 1: I suppose I guess I just didn't notice her arc
- 35:12Speaker 1: as much as I noticed like a Hoggle, who's all like,
- 35:16Speaker 1: I'm alone some man, and I don't want any friends,
- 35:19Speaker 1: but okay, I guess it's okay to have one. And
- 35:22Speaker 1: also I'm a coward, but I should be every person
- 35:26Speaker 1: I've ever been in a relationship. How you're about to
- 35:30Speaker 1: talk about this character? Are you getting turned on now?
- 35:33Speaker 1: You're like, oh my god, maybe Hoggles, I was going
- 35:36Speaker 1: to talk about how I used like puppets, like I
- 35:39Speaker 1: have a not that puppets like get me horny, but
- 35:43Speaker 1: I do think I like I used to guys, I
- 35:46Speaker 1: used to use your words carefully. I used to theater
- 35:51Speaker 1: and so, oh did you oh at the brend or No,
- 35:54Speaker 1: it was in Brookline. It was in Brookline. The kids wonder, yeah, oh,
- 35:58Speaker 1: could you can see from the train station. I always
- 36:01Speaker 1: wanted to go in there. It was fun. I worked
- 36:03Speaker 1: there for like a year, and but there was a
- 36:06Speaker 1: puppeteer there. He was the artist in residence and he
- 36:09Speaker 1: lived in the attic of the puppet. I was like nineteen,
- 36:15Speaker 1: and I wanted to him real bad. I had the
- 36:18Speaker 1: biggest crush on the attic puppeteer and he talked to
- 36:20Speaker 1: you through the puppet. He he didn't talk to women
- 36:24Speaker 1: really at all. He was afraid of that. Yeah, I
- 36:31Speaker 1: want to show you the puppets. He I took his class,
- 36:35Speaker 1: his puppet class, and it was these very It's like
- 36:39Speaker 1: imagine the scene from Ghost with the pottery, but like
- 36:42Speaker 1: with me. God was one time I was forming the
- 36:49Speaker 1: head of my puppet and he touched my hand and oh,
- 36:53Speaker 1: my god, okay, and he was like, what's its name.
- 37:01Speaker 1: It's just like I don't know, and he was like,
- 37:05Speaker 1: I think it's going to have a beautiful voice, and
- 37:07Speaker 1: I'll never oh, my god, I'm the sweating. I think
- 37:10Speaker 1: then if you were to ever the hottest thing that's
- 37:12Speaker 1: ever happened to me in my entire life, he was
- 37:15Speaker 1: also Yeah, he was like twice age if you ever
- 37:21Speaker 1: hooked up with him. I imagine the four play for
- 37:25Speaker 1: him to be like have an erect penis, but like
- 37:27Speaker 1: have a puppet on over it. He was just like
- 37:31Speaker 1: another smaller didn't um, this is what I just imagined,
- 37:37Speaker 1: and I'm it's forever to haunt met is. He has
- 37:39Speaker 1: a piercing and here's a string attached to it in
- 37:42Speaker 1: a little marionette. God, and you know how make it dance? Well?
- 37:53Speaker 1: You know how like a penis can like flex a
- 37:55Speaker 1: little bit so it could do a little Yeah, I
- 37:57Speaker 1: could do a little dance. Maybe I'm actually virgin I
- 38:00Speaker 1: have Did you let me explain to you how much
- 38:03Speaker 1: as can play Aristotle comment Aristotle's having a meltdown? How's
- 38:12Speaker 1: your Did you ever have those in synct marionets? No? No,
- 38:22Speaker 1: I don't know what those are. I had five well off,
- 38:25Speaker 1: there were five members shows, five marionettes. You had to
- 38:27Speaker 1: get the full set. That's when Bye Bye Bye came out,
- 38:31Speaker 1: and there was the set of marionettes that came out
- 38:34Speaker 1: and they were horrifying, But I've played with them a lot.
- 38:37Speaker 1: Were they like paper like three? Like in general, I
- 38:41Speaker 1: enjoy puppets. That's rule. All right, Well you guys have
- 38:45Speaker 1: puppet finishes. Were here and I ghosting it, Jim Hanson
- 38:51Speaker 1: over here. Okay, the puppet guy came to a stand
- 38:57Speaker 1: up show I did many years, Like I thought you
- 38:59Speaker 1: were just going in the sense that the publica came
- 39:02Speaker 1: when I probably Oh no, no, I wouldn't want to
- 39:08Speaker 1: wreck a puppet, you know. But like, but he came
- 39:12Speaker 1: to a show like years later, and I, like, you know,
- 39:16Speaker 1: zoned in on him. I was in love with him,
- 39:19Speaker 1: and he like absolutely didn't remember who I was. Oh no,
- 39:23Speaker 1: I know you're like when you walked her like it
- 39:25Speaker 1: did have a beautifulness. What did you think of that voice?
- 39:33Speaker 1: I want you to fund this guy so badly. No,
- 39:35Speaker 1: I know, I bet he still lives in that attic,
- 39:38Speaker 1: still in that Yeah, I'll find him. Let me see
- 39:43Speaker 1: if there was any other if there were any other
- 39:45Speaker 1: things I wanted to say. The the we have the
- 39:51Speaker 1: it passes the back to test again, the movie does
- 39:55Speaker 1: whenever she encounters that like little old hag puppet, which
- 39:59Speaker 1: is the only other like obviously female puppet um because
- 40:06Speaker 1: they talk about uh, she's like, oh, don't you want
- 40:10Speaker 1: to go and play with your toys? And it's a
- 40:12Speaker 1: weird conversation but it technically passes. Although like she's very
- 40:17Speaker 1: she's like tricksy and deceptive, so it's I don't like
- 40:20Speaker 1: to see women treating other women that way. Oh my god,
- 40:23Speaker 1: girl and girl cry you know, I'm okay, wait, how
- 40:27Speaker 1: do we feel about how high in the air David
- 40:29Speaker 1: Bowie threw the baby really inside, like you could tell
- 40:33Speaker 1: it was a dummy. But it was like, how does
- 40:35Speaker 1: that add to the story, how high he threw that baby.
- 40:38Speaker 1: It's a good use of physical comedy, It's true, and
- 40:42Speaker 1: David Bowie was very funny, master physical, master physic. He
- 40:47Speaker 1: wore a dress one time. Men in dresses is always
- 40:50Speaker 1: it's a joke because he's not supposed to wear it.
- 40:54Speaker 1: According to I get it, Like I'm just like, I
- 40:58Speaker 1: don't know if you guys get it, but I just
- 41:01Speaker 1: d same birthdays. Really whoa we are? One? Let me
- 41:05Speaker 1: guess January and close at all? Same good months January.
- 41:14Speaker 1: He speaking of m guessing things and questions you have
- 41:19Speaker 1: a game game. Okay, the game is called uh, drumroll please,
- 41:29Speaker 1: I can't the laby a rent. I just would like
- 41:37Speaker 1: to say Calen has been tweaking this game, tweaking this
- 41:41Speaker 1: labyrinth for upboards of three, rubbing it gently, wait with
- 41:49Speaker 1: a small one of the big one. The laby a majora,
- 41:53Speaker 1: the labor labor labynt. There's a labya manora and a
- 41:59Speaker 1: majority even in even in the Goblin King, there was
- 42:02Speaker 1: an outer The labyrinth is did you not? Did you
- 42:09Speaker 1: see a womanhood? So I had to many wrong turn
- 42:17Speaker 1: everyone's boulder, just walls falling at Oh and all those hands,
- 42:23Speaker 1: oh the gropy, Oh those the other you want to
- 42:25Speaker 1: talk about, like helping hands, which actually the ones that
- 42:29Speaker 1: got the ones that got chopped. You know when someone's
- 42:33Speaker 1: fingers you when you just chop them. Yeah, Well, the
- 42:36Speaker 1: hydrochloric acid in the vagina usually won't just sect, and
- 42:40Speaker 1: then there's just bones. Yeah all right. Well, there's two
- 42:44Speaker 1: directions that I was going to maybe have this game go.
- 42:46Speaker 1: One was that we just tell stories about men who
- 42:50Speaker 1: don't understand how to pleasure a woman, because it's such
- 42:54Speaker 1: a complicated labyrinth of folds and bits, down there or
- 43:00Speaker 1: the second one, which I actually it's a fold in
- 43:03Speaker 1: a bit more than is or maybe that's what mine is. Uh.
- 43:15Speaker 1: Email is the basic version at the bectel cast dot
- 43:20Speaker 1: com if you've ever had sex with me, and let
- 43:22Speaker 1: me know if whether or not you can confirm that
- 43:24Speaker 1: my vagina is a fold in a bit. Anyway, the
- 43:29Speaker 1: game I've been told of a very nice one. Well
- 43:33Speaker 1: you are the so I got I got an oh boy? Yeah,
- 43:40Speaker 1: reviews are One time a guy told me that my
- 43:46Speaker 1: vagina speaks to him and then did you do a
- 43:51Speaker 1: really good like? I'm the first version of what's the
- 44:01Speaker 1: second version of the first? Second one is just a
- 44:05Speaker 1: trivia questions about woman's women's anatomy, so we already learned. Okay,
- 44:11Speaker 1: cool because I didn't have anything prepared for the other one.
- 44:15Speaker 1: But we all know that that men um are lazy
- 44:19Speaker 1: and don't understand vaginas and it will always be a
- 44:21Speaker 1: mystery to them totally. You know, they get everything else
- 44:24Speaker 1: in the world, they just don't get this. Okay, yea true,
- 44:27Speaker 1: it's blind spot. Yeah, we'll also I will say that
- 44:30Speaker 1: all women are insanely different and complicated, and what works
- 44:35Speaker 1: for one is not gonna work for the other. That's true.
- 44:38Speaker 1: Some of we got talking vaginas, we got yeah, yeah,
- 44:43Speaker 1: that could really go either way. That yeah, maybe interpreted
- 44:50Speaker 1: it anyway. So I have five questions for Jenny to answer,
- 45:00Speaker 1: and if you win, you each When you get right,
- 45:04Speaker 1: you get to you go further into the LaBier wins,
- 45:07Speaker 1: and you're trying to reach the clip castle. You reach
- 45:15Speaker 1: the castle and you have, uh an orgasm. I don't know.
- 45:23Speaker 1: I don't know what the prize is, all right, Number one,
- 45:27Speaker 1: although and you mentioned something to this effectually, I think
- 45:30Speaker 1: you might get this answer right. Where does the average
- 45:34Speaker 1: vagina fall on the pH scale? I have got multiple choice? Sorry,
- 45:41Speaker 1: I forgot to mention that, so too, four point five,
- 45:46Speaker 1: seven or ten point five? What's the what's the right?
- 45:50Speaker 1: What's so? Water is seven? So neutral is seven? Like one?
- 45:56Speaker 1: Uh No, it's basic. The higher the number, the more basic. Okay, Sorry,
- 46:02Speaker 1: uh it's a four point five correct. I thought it
- 46:07Speaker 1: was the higher the basic, The higher the number, the
- 46:10Speaker 1: more basic. You can. Yeah, the vagina is acidic, so
- 46:14Speaker 1: it's full of acid, caustic acid that will burn your
- 46:20Speaker 1: penis off. I just want to point out that my
- 46:24Speaker 1: vagina is a ten on the Richter scale. Look out, guys,
- 46:31Speaker 1: earthquake danger that makes the earth move shift those plates.
- 46:41Speaker 1: Number two the condition and I'm going to mess up
- 46:46Speaker 1: the pronunciation of this. Uh uterus uh dittle fists the delphis.
- 46:52Speaker 1: I don't know. You get the idea is characterized by
- 46:56Speaker 1: a woman having a a upside down uterus, two uteruses
- 47:02Speaker 1: three and uh see not three? Uh see an abnormally
- 47:08Speaker 1: large uterus or d a uterus that produces an excess
- 47:13Speaker 1: of menstrual blood to uterus. Correct, my friend has that? Really? Yeah?
- 47:18Speaker 1: Oh my god, I guess also since I have a
- 47:23Speaker 1: tilted one. Really, I have a tilted one. Thanks for sharing.
- 47:27Speaker 1: You're welcome, guys, just saying you go down a different
- 47:30Speaker 1: path with this here. That's what I like to say
- 47:36Speaker 1: about You're ready to get educated. It's like studying for
- 47:42Speaker 1: your s A T. S. That's great, sexy, Yeah, that's great.
- 47:48Speaker 1: Number three Okay, how far am I in the labyrinth?
- 47:52Speaker 1: By the way, you well you've gotten. I mean, we
- 47:54Speaker 1: had to help you out a little bit with number one,
- 47:57Speaker 1: but I knew what it was. Science. Yeah, there's a
- 48:01Speaker 1: math question later on there. But you're your two fifths
- 48:06Speaker 1: of the way into the labor rint Congratulations number three,
- 48:11Speaker 1: which company produced a film that was the first film
- 48:15Speaker 1: to use the word vagina, Disney, Paramount MGM, or Warner Brothers.
- 48:22Speaker 1: I'm gonna say Warner Brothers. They seem more edgy. You
- 48:26Speaker 1: are not correct. It was Disney, believe it or not,
- 48:31Speaker 1: in a nine short educational film called the Story of Menstruation.
- 48:38Speaker 1: I've seen that really. Yeah, first of all, that that's
- 48:43Speaker 1: a not a film film. Okay, I'm thinking feature films here. Yes,
- 48:48Speaker 1: that was a misleading question. It's yeah, there's a Did
- 48:51Speaker 1: you guys know the original name for Bambi was Vagina.
- 48:57Speaker 1: That's a fun fact. I thought Bambi was a little girl.
- 49:01Speaker 1: Dearly went through puberty and got horns, and he was like, oh,
- 49:04Speaker 1: I'm a man. If I thought Bamby was a boy too,
- 49:07Speaker 1: I was always gonna now Bamby is just a stripper.
- 49:10Speaker 1: I was about to say, if I if I became
- 49:11Speaker 1: a stripper, which was my dream for about three or
- 49:14Speaker 1: four years, I was gonna become Bamby. But yeah, there's
- 49:18Speaker 1: still time. Just kidding. Yeah, I think it passed my prime.
- 49:21Speaker 1: Now you can do it. I would have called myself
- 49:23Speaker 1: if I have to name myself after Disney character. I
- 49:25Speaker 1: think I would. My stripord name would be Um Dopey,
- 49:29Speaker 1: one of the Welcome to This Day alright. Number four
- 49:40Speaker 1: on average, how many eggs will be ovulated from a
- 49:43Speaker 1: woman's ovaries before she goes through menopause. Okay, okay, you're right,
- 49:52Speaker 1: you're right. I didn't even know the other answers. I
- 49:55Speaker 1: know all the answers for the Disney ones, and I'm
- 50:00Speaker 1: just gonna give Molanna. Is that the movie? Uh yeah,
- 50:05Speaker 1: She's like, oh, come here, Mauie, touch my vagina. None
- 50:11Speaker 1: of us have seen a character. Maui is a character.
- 50:14Speaker 1: He's like the demi god. No, he's a character. He's
- 50:17Speaker 1: a he's a demigod. Guys, it's such a great movie.
- 50:20Speaker 1: Go watch um anyway, the and then number five, So
- 50:25Speaker 1: you're four fifths away through comment because I'm gonna give
- 50:27Speaker 1: you the Disney one because I feel very generous. Yeah,
- 50:31Speaker 1: so add the number of vaginas that one kangaroo has
- 50:35Speaker 1: and the number of vaginas that one koala bear has.
- 50:39Speaker 1: How many vaginas do you have? One of the ants
- 50:44Speaker 1: for their multiple choke. I forgot that. I was like,
- 50:48Speaker 1: just do the mass. Your choices are two, three four
- 50:54Speaker 1: or five four? So close it's five five? I guess what, guys,
- 51:03Speaker 1: kangaroos have three vaginas and koala bears have two vaginas.
- 51:08Speaker 1: Where do they get the extras? They well, karngas? What
- 51:16Speaker 1: I combine the two animals into one word, it's just
- 51:21Speaker 1: five vaginas. Wait, okay, I never understood how like is
- 51:26Speaker 1: the baby born into the pouch? So the pouch? No,
- 51:30Speaker 1: here's what happens it's born from? So but it has
- 51:36Speaker 1: to uh like sex vaginas that the kangaroos, the men
- 51:43Speaker 1: the man the men kangaroos put their penis in, and
- 51:49Speaker 1: male kangaroos have I think just one. But I didn't
- 51:52Speaker 1: research that because who cares about men? About them? Apparently?
- 51:59Speaker 1: What's your level? Air battle? Oh? Yeah, because I think
- 52:02Speaker 1: that it's catching because now I have too Well we're
- 52:06Speaker 1: done pretty soon, um there are I like, how so
- 52:10Speaker 1: far off we've gotten fre but u and I'm not
- 52:15Speaker 1: going to get any of this information right because I
- 52:18Speaker 1: didn't google this enough. But kangaroos have to like sex
- 52:23Speaker 1: vaginas and then a separate one that they actually give
- 52:25Speaker 1: birth out of, and then they give up birth like
- 52:27Speaker 1: it's a tiny little like one inch long kangaroo baby
- 52:30Speaker 1: and it crawls up from the vagina into the pouch
- 52:35Speaker 1: and then it like germinates there. It crawls up like
- 52:38Speaker 1: I did, and they're like pocket They're like so small
- 52:44Speaker 1: and they're like hairless and freakish looking. It's dissisting or
- 52:48Speaker 1: it's the miracle of life. So the vagina is clearly
- 52:53Speaker 1: near the tail and then it just yeah, it has
- 52:56Speaker 1: to crawl up like latches. Are you looking at pictures?
- 53:04Speaker 1: And then Koala bears have that. It's like a maggot. Yeah, yeah,
- 53:10Speaker 1: so it so it's horrifying maggot. Why are they like that?
- 53:15Speaker 1: Oh my god? It's because I don't know if they're
- 53:19Speaker 1: like born prematurely and then they have to like can
- 53:21Speaker 1: I develop into the bears are bugs and I didn't
- 53:28Speaker 1: know how do they know? How do they know where
- 53:31Speaker 1: the pouches instinct? I guess that looks like something tomorrow
- 53:36Speaker 1: and Pombo would eat. Yeah, the and then a Koala
- 53:41Speaker 1: bears have two vaginas and two verses and all of
- 53:44Speaker 1: them have chlamydia. So fun fact about coal bears like
- 53:50Speaker 1: a mesh bag. It's a live guy. But that's a
- 53:54Speaker 1: weird photo so unfortunately you do not have an orgasmic
- 53:58Speaker 1: clitteris castle. You did not answer all the questions correctly,
- 54:01Speaker 1: but guess well, so there was with men. That's the
- 54:07Speaker 1: good Vie Cold always still fake it and fake it
- 54:10Speaker 1: um I have you guys? Ever, I've never faked one. Really, yeah,
- 54:14Speaker 1: I've I've faked some more convincingly than others. Some some
- 54:18Speaker 1: I've been given a stern look at the end, like
- 54:21Speaker 1: we both we both know what that was, just being like, yeah,
- 54:31Speaker 1: I think maybe I packed one, like once or twice.
- 54:33Speaker 1: But now whenever guy's like, oh, did you did you come,
- 54:36Speaker 1: I'm just like, did you do anything to make me come? No?
- 54:40Speaker 1: Someone asked me that question, do you punch him? The
- 54:44Speaker 1: last time someone asked me that question, I was like,
- 54:46Speaker 1: don't ask me. That gave him his answer. Uh. So Also,
- 54:53Speaker 1: I'm really selling myself. I don't fake orgasms. Pretty Vagina
- 54:56Speaker 1: and me and David Boyd the same birthday, so it's like, yeah,
- 54:59Speaker 1: you're doing a hard sell. Come on, guys, we have
- 55:03Speaker 1: so many horny mail listen. Uh is there anything else
- 55:08Speaker 1: we wanna mention or chat about before the movie? I mean, look,
- 55:14Speaker 1: this is I think this movie we can look past
- 55:18Speaker 1: the Bechdel test and just see that this is a
- 55:20Speaker 1: fun romp you can all get behind. And it's written
- 55:25Speaker 1: by an amazing writer as an amazing director, and it's
- 55:29Speaker 1: a it's, it's the it's it's really encapsulated our childhoodshoods.
- 55:39Speaker 1: Are you also a robot? This? I like the childhood.
- 55:45Speaker 1: I like that. The moral of the story is that
- 55:50Speaker 1: you got to become an adult sometime, but you can
- 55:53Speaker 1: still tackle your goblin friends something and have a roll
- 55:57Speaker 1: full of stuff down when friends. Did Dave the boy
- 56:00Speaker 1: ever come back at the end though? Did he die?
- 56:02Speaker 1: Like he die? He just like he's like, I've got
- 56:07Speaker 1: to go hit on another teenage I've got another one
- 56:10Speaker 1: thirteen year old wanting to not have to babysit. I
- 56:18Speaker 1: really like that scene at the beginning was chilling to
- 56:22Speaker 1: me when she was just picked it up and held
- 56:25Speaker 1: it and was like, you cursed goblin baby. It's like
- 56:29Speaker 1: he's so cute and he's wearing the words walt of
- 56:31Speaker 1: outfit and he's a little blond baby. Yeah, and he
- 56:36Speaker 1: was thrown too high And that's all all my thoughts
- 56:38Speaker 1: on the movie. Give the step on, Give the step
- 56:41Speaker 1: on the sequel, Yeah, for real. Uh well, we rate
- 56:45Speaker 1: the movie on a scale of zero to five nipples,
- 56:47Speaker 1: and so when we read it in the context of
- 56:52Speaker 1: like how well did it portray the female characters. Um,
- 56:56Speaker 1: so I'll go first. I usually rate it too highly
- 57:00Speaker 1: and then I feel dumb. But that's why you go first.
- 57:03Speaker 1: That's why I go first, and then everyone else. Let's
- 57:05Speaker 1: me know how dumb I am. I'm gonna give it
- 57:08Speaker 1: uh m hmm. I'm gonna give it a one point
- 57:12Speaker 1: five because like pissing you off. And yeah, there's the peach,
- 57:18Speaker 1: then other ones. Yeah, I've learned my lesson not to
- 57:21Speaker 1: be so generous. Um, don't eat that peaching. There's that gross,
- 57:26Speaker 1: like pseudo like attraction between the two of them and
- 57:30Speaker 1: the peach. Another pussy reference could be because of the
- 57:34Speaker 1: advice that they give you when you're a young man.
- 57:36Speaker 1: They're like, does he act like you're eating a peach.
- 57:42Speaker 1: I don't know what sex said class you took, but
- 57:44Speaker 1: I learned about the epididymus. Hey, kids, just act like
- 57:52Speaker 1: you're eating a peach and put your and you want
- 57:58Speaker 1: to peach, just rub the head of your dick on
- 58:01Speaker 1: the stag. Oh, where is the daycare in my school
- 58:05Speaker 1: is probably why, oh, there are a lot of peaches
- 58:08Speaker 1: getting fun. Alright, I have to go kill me. Yeah,
- 58:14Speaker 1: I give it like one point five. One of them is, uh,
- 58:19Speaker 1: what's his name? Hoggle Hoggle's nipple, which is disgusting, and
- 58:23Speaker 1: then one of the half nipple is I don't know,
- 58:28Speaker 1: I'm bad at this. I didn't take enough improv classes,
- 58:31Speaker 1: so it's just a regular nipple. You're saying you didn't
- 58:34Speaker 1: take enough improv classes is like like a compliment to
- 58:37Speaker 1: your true Uh what's your rating, Jamie? Two sultry fifteen
- 58:46Speaker 1: year old hard nipples for David Bowie. They're pointed at him,
- 58:54Speaker 1: but they can't touch. Yeah, good, that's my rating. I'm
- 59:00Speaker 1: going to give this a three because, first of all,
- 59:03Speaker 1: you guys are putting your adult eyes on this movie. Okay,
- 59:07Speaker 1: when you were fifteen you saw this movie, Like, okay,
- 59:10Speaker 1: you're obsession with n sinc How old were you? I
- 59:14Speaker 1: was probably twelve, And how old were they they were?
- 59:18Speaker 1: Who knows, but you know what she wanted to do
- 59:20Speaker 1: to them? I wanted to exactly exactly, So you're putting
- 59:27Speaker 1: your adult eyes on this movie, Aaron. People who are
- 59:29Speaker 1: going to see this movie are probably going to be
- 59:32Speaker 1: teenagers because the hot topic, I'm sure it is running
- 59:34Speaker 1: out of ship to sell. So they're like, let's bring
- 59:37Speaker 1: back the Labyrinth right now. Actually they're doing pretty well
- 59:41Speaker 1: with their uh the Nightmare for Christmas ship. But my
- 59:47Speaker 1: first kiss was with a boy in a Jack Skellington sweatshirts. Oh,
- 59:52Speaker 1: I was gonna say, awesome. I think my my first
- 59:55Speaker 1: kiss was um was this kid Nate and I was
- 1:00:00Speaker 1: I was wearing my I worked at a Hallow Halloween express.
- 1:00:03Speaker 1: Hell yeah, and then my big orange Halloween I already
- 1:00:08Speaker 1: grabbed my boob like like like a little like it
- 1:00:14Speaker 1: and I was like, I was like, is this what
- 1:00:16Speaker 1: it's supposed to be like? And then I was like,
- 1:00:18Speaker 1: you need to call Like I was, I had a
- 1:00:20Speaker 1: panic attacks, like you need to leave. Mom was on
- 1:00:24Speaker 1: a beach and I didn't know what a boner was
- 1:00:26Speaker 1: until it was against me and I was like and
- 1:00:28Speaker 1: then we were standing on a rock and I almost
- 1:00:30Speaker 1: fell off the rock. I like, I am a virgin.
- 1:00:34Speaker 1: So so I finished three Okay, So I feel like
- 1:00:39Speaker 1: she is not on a mission to fuck first of all,
- 1:00:42Speaker 1: to get her take her bro and at the end
- 1:00:45Speaker 1: she is like, you don't have control over me like
- 1:00:48Speaker 1: I'm an independent woman. I'm strong and fearless. I'm gonna
- 1:00:51Speaker 1: get this baby back. Um, you can't seduce me with
- 1:00:53Speaker 1: your peach spells. Okay. And it's a peach spell okay.
- 1:00:58Speaker 1: And she makes all these great friends and at the
- 1:01:01Speaker 1: end she gets her brother back. And it's not about
- 1:01:05Speaker 1: uh fucking, it's about becoming a woman. Okay. Fair, that's
- 1:01:08Speaker 1: a fair assessment. I'm on board ticket, I'm barred with that.
- 1:01:11Speaker 1: And that little baby grew up to be a steampunk Yeah,
- 1:01:14Speaker 1: good for him. All's well, that ends well. I bet
- 1:01:17Speaker 1: when he sleeps he still sees David Bowie, don't girls
- 1:01:20Speaker 1: just staring down in his peach dreams? Millions of peaches
- 1:01:30Speaker 1: peaches for me? Is that the caned peaches? One? I
- 1:01:36Speaker 1: don't know can peaches? Yeah? Yes, I love vasiline. Something
- 1:01:43Speaker 1: about putting vasiline. She know what you're talking? Oh wait,
- 1:01:47Speaker 1: it's oh it goes right, he does that whol thing.
- 1:01:55Speaker 1: No you're thinking of London. Oh that old sex to
- 1:02:04Speaker 1: love it anyway. She don't use jelly racially jelly. She's
- 1:02:11Speaker 1: Vasseline's vassiline. It's not the peach song at all. I
- 1:02:17Speaker 1: think it's London. Well this is a great Yeah, I've
- 1:02:23Speaker 1: had a great time. Thank you so much, Jenny for coming.
- 1:02:27Speaker 1: Is there anything you want to plug? Where can people
- 1:02:29Speaker 1: find you? See Jenny's AGREENO J N N Y z
- 1:02:34Speaker 1: as in zebra I g R I N L And
- 1:02:36Speaker 1: that's all my instas and Twitter, Twitter and snaps and
- 1:02:41Speaker 1: all much ship and uh yeah, and then I'm gonna
- 1:02:45Speaker 1: be at uh sketch Fest next month in San Francisco,
- 1:02:52Speaker 1: and shit, what else am I gonna be? Go see
- 1:03:00Speaker 1: Proba although by the time this comes out it might
- 1:03:03Speaker 1: already be on DVD or something. Yeah, and go to
- 1:03:06Speaker 1: my website for tour information. That just Jenny dot com.
- 1:03:11Speaker 1: Thank you agains so much, Thank you guy. You can
- 1:03:14Speaker 1: follow us on Twitter at becktel Cast. We've got followers, Yeah,
- 1:03:21Speaker 1: we do have. We Sometimes I look at it and
- 1:03:23Speaker 1: I'm like what, I'm like, wow, people like us. You
- 1:03:24Speaker 1: can like us on Facebook also, um, we're just I
- 1:03:27Speaker 1: think some people did that cast. Yeah, some people did
- 1:03:29Speaker 1: that too. I can email us. I've been here. I
- 1:03:32Speaker 1: cannot believe it's hey, straight from the source, it was
- 1:03:36Speaker 1: happening here. I'm not a believer. You can also email
- 1:03:41Speaker 1: us at the becktel Cast at gmail dot com your
- 1:03:45Speaker 1: past sexual partner and you want to Yeah, let me
- 1:03:49Speaker 1: let me know what my vagina was. Like, I'm very
- 1:03:51Speaker 1: curious if I've got never there's any men out there
- 1:03:54Speaker 1: the one and give me in a second, I would
- 1:03:57Speaker 1: take it. Yeah, so emails about that and nothing else.
- 1:04:01Speaker 1: And um, my past levers just want to call me
- 1:04:05Speaker 1: to say hi, check in checking checking in? Is that? Oh?
- 1:04:13Speaker 1: We should end it in two different ways too. Oh,
- 1:04:16Speaker 1: like I say something, you say something entirely different. I
- 1:04:18Speaker 1: was just want to do and I just want to
- 1:04:20Speaker 1: do one more confident thing. Oh sure, Um, you go first,
- 1:04:24Speaker 1: because I don't know what you're talking about. Okay, Wow,
- 1:04:28Speaker 1: what a fun podcast we had today with our guests.
- 1:04:31Speaker 1: Jenny's a green al My name is Jamie. I feel
- 1:04:33Speaker 1: I've felt great this whole time, and I feel like
- 1:04:37Speaker 1: my future is bright and I am having a good
- 1:04:40Speaker 1: day and I like my outfit. Thanks for listening. That
- 1:04:44Speaker 1: was wonderful. Okay, I M I'm gonna just f that
- 1:04:47Speaker 1: back to myself later. H Jamie. I cherish you and
- 1:04:51Speaker 1: I like that you are my co host and I
- 1:04:53Speaker 1: have a great time doing this with you and Jenny.
- 1:04:56Speaker 1: I cherish you to cherish. Thank you so much. Uh
- 1:05:00Speaker 1: and and just like being my friend and stuff. You're
- 1:05:02Speaker 1: so we're all really great war I know. Oh yeah, guys,
- 1:05:07Speaker 1: Merry Christmas, Christmas, and Hanka is going to be on
- 1:05:14Speaker 1: Christmas this year, and happy Hanakah and happy happy times
- 1:05:21Speaker 1: all around for all of us. Really ending this fun
- 1:05:25Speaker 1: episode on a solemn note. Everyone just go fun boy,
- 1:05:29Speaker 1: get that ga, get fun by Peach, all right bye
- 1:05:35Speaker 1: by