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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 12 - I'm Going To Date Your Daughter · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: Hey, Son of a Boy Dad listeners. You can find
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  Speaker 4: Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm a man of twelve.
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  Speaker 4: Please to meet you on a big stones kick because
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  Speaker 4: I found out that because you've found out about them
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  Speaker 4: that think Jagger's son follows me on Instagram? Really no way?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Lucas, shout out Lucas, Lucas. Jagger got the Lukes
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  Speaker 1: like Jagger.
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  Speaker 4: And he he DMed me. Did you ever like find
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  Speaker 4: some of the DM do you a while ago, but
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  Speaker 4: you can't see the DM for some reason. It's like
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  Speaker 4: get in. Yeah, it's like that. So he could have
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  Speaker 4: said anything. He could have been like, Yo, McJagger wants
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  Speaker 4: to come on the pod.
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  Speaker 1: He really likes your style. Yeah, he likes the cut
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  Speaker 1: of your jib dam. That would have been awesome. But
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  Speaker 1: do you think that He's like, like, do you think
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  Speaker 1: that listening to his dad's music is going to help
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  Speaker 1: us in the long run? Or is it just it's
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  Speaker 1: nice to know that his bloodline is associated.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I don't think listening to the stone is
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  Speaker 4: gonna help us?
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  Speaker 1: All right, so why are you doing it?
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  Speaker 4: Help us? One time? Do one thing to help the pod?
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  Speaker 4: That's true? Alright? Ready yeah, should we clap?
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  Speaker 1: I glats already?
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  Speaker 4: All right? What is up? Everybody? Welcome back to Son
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  Speaker 4: of a podcast? Today is what is the episode twelve?
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  Speaker 4: At least it's episode twelve if you're listening to this
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  Speaker 4: right now. It is the Monday before it comes out.
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  Speaker 4: It is August ninth, the dozen. It's the dozen episode.
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  Speaker 4: The dozen episode run is back. He has been happily
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  Speaker 4: married and divorced all within the last two years, and
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  Speaker 4: remarried and remarried Yeah, it's a little bit of a
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  Speaker 4: falling out at the at the honeymoon, but they worked
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  Speaker 4: at of the honeymoon. You just have to kind of
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  Speaker 4: get the beef people to get divorced on the honeymoon.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's how mons back together at their back.
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  Speaker 4: You work it into the.
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  Speaker 1: Prenu There was a road that we rode on in
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  Speaker 1: Hawaii where the honeymoon was called the Road to Hanna,
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  Speaker 1: and they call it divorce Highway because people just get
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  Speaker 1: in fights, like right away on their honeymoon because it's
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  Speaker 1: so windy and it's like a dangerous road. So I
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  Speaker 1: assume wives are screaming at their driving husbands or maybe
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  Speaker 1: just angry husbands just even at their bad driving. Wise,
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  Speaker 1: does Hawaii have that long road where it's like the
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  Speaker 1: palm trees and stuff on the side and you're not
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  Speaker 1: allowed to take pictures of it.
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  Speaker 4: They don't like pictures out there. Yeah, I think that.
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  Speaker 4: I think that might be there. And some kid told
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  Speaker 4: me that he like took a picture there, but it
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  Speaker 4: was like a process he had like photoshop some shit
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  Speaker 4: in Like he like he like took it there, but
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  Speaker 4: like something happened, like he's in it. He like removed him,
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  Speaker 4: like he was like some guy like only would let
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  Speaker 4: him take the picture if like it was under these
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  Speaker 4: like crazy circumstances, he wasn't in it.
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  Speaker 1: I saw bumper stickers while I was out there that
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  Speaker 1: said no geo tagging because like they basically are just
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  Speaker 1: gatekeeping Hawaii beauty. Yeah, they're like, you can't see this beauty,
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  Speaker 1: Like you can't have this beauty. There's too many tourists
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  Speaker 1: who are absorbing this. What it was right, it was
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  Speaker 1: so beautiful that I don't want anyone to ever be
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  Speaker 1: able to enjoy it again. I want to be the
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  Speaker 1: last person to ever see it all. I'm not telling
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  Speaker 1: anyone any of the spots where I went to.
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  Speaker 4: Did you see any volcanos? I saw a bunch of volcanoes.
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  Speaker 4: See any lava?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it was bubbling up with lava. Yeah, there
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  Speaker 1: was dip your hands in it. Well they had there
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  Speaker 1: was a bar right next to it, and so like
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  Speaker 1: you would get a shot and then they would put
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  Speaker 1: some lava on top and it would just be like
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  Speaker 1: steaming up and he'll just like clink up the lava
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  Speaker 1: and just like suck it down.
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  Speaker 4: But you have to do it.
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  Speaker 1: The right way or it'll schuld your inside and kill you.
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  Speaker 1: People are just dying on the spot. It was fucking sick.
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  Speaker 4: Bro. I was actually googling because I'm I'm going hiking
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  Speaker 4: this weekend, and I was googling like the highest peaks
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  Speaker 4: in every state, and there was one in Hawaii that
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  Speaker 4: was a it was a volcano.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we were the one hike we went on. We
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  Speaker 1: like looked down and there were helicopters. Right, we were
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  Speaker 1: so fucking high.
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  Speaker 4: Does that make you anxious at all? Yeah? I was terrified. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it was like this slim ass. I don't even know
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  Speaker 4: why though, because it's like, you know, you're like sturdy
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  Speaker 4: up there, like it's not like it's not like like
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  Speaker 4: I feel like I would be like I'm more scared
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  Speaker 4: going up in like a really tall building because I'm like, well,
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  Speaker 4: and it's like they're like, well, this shit could just
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  Speaker 4: collapse or something like that, even though it's not going
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  Speaker 4: too obviously.
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  Speaker 1: But I always had that fear in tall buildings. Even
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  Speaker 1: looking out the window.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, I don't like this, like the glass could break.
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  Speaker 4: But like even when I go hiking and I'm like
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  Speaker 4: super high up and I'm like I'll be high up
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  Speaker 4: and I won't even be on like a narrow path.
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  Speaker 4: It will be at like a massive rock or something.
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  Speaker 4: For some reason, I'm still like anxious.
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  Speaker 1: You'll look over the edge just because you love life
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  Speaker 1: and that you don't want to die, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Or especially not like that.
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  Speaker 1: Imagine it's like imagine going on a seven hour hike
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  Speaker 1: and fucking like breaking your leg halfway through and they
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  Speaker 1: airlift you or someone has to you think your wife
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  Speaker 1: has to carry you.
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  Speaker 4: K two I think is like a lot of people
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  Speaker 4: don't make it down from that.
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  Speaker 1: I think only like five hundred their bitches, yeah, their bitches.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I think only five hundred people have like around that.
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  Speaker 4: Have ever someoned the peak of K two? Oh really? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: And everyone else has died. I don't know how people
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  Speaker 4: have attempted to get all the way to the top,
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  Speaker 4: but apparently the top of K two is like super sketchy.
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  Speaker 4: What do you think it says about someone who has
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  Speaker 4: the need to explore, who's just like and they probably
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  Speaker 4: have something something crazy bad must have happened in their
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  Speaker 4: life at some point right.
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  Speaker 1: Like they're trying to escape from it or they have
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  Speaker 1: a small penis or you think both, like go either
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  Speaker 1: way there's their penis is like the head of a
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  Speaker 1: sprinkler and it just has a million holes in it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Well that's a little dicky's dick.
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  Speaker 1: Right, he is like eighteen holes in the top of
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  Speaker 1: his dick. It's like something like that the thing they
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  Speaker 1: used to bless you in church. There's just like water
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  Speaker 1: sprang out in every direction of it.
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  Speaker 4: You have to you have to make up for it
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  Speaker 4: by hiking as mountains.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what makes him explore or flying into space, dude,
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  Speaker 1: That's what Chef Donnie always says. He's like too young
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  Speaker 1: to explore the world, or too old to explore the Earth,
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  Speaker 1: and too young to explore space. So like I'll just
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  Speaker 1: skydive or some shit like that. It's like, what the fuck?
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  Speaker 1: But I guess people are just going to be exploring
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  Speaker 1: outer space.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. I have no interest in going to space. Why.
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  Speaker 4: I don't like being high up, Like I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I hate flying with a passion. Yeah, and the idea
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  Speaker 4: of flying into space where you're like, Okay, there's actually
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  Speaker 4: like a fifty percent chance this doesn't work out, and
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  Speaker 4: like that you believe that Jeff Bezos actually went to space.
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  Speaker 4: I do, really, I just think that there's don't.
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  Speaker 1: All those operations are just too many people for there
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  Speaker 1: to be a.
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  Speaker 4: Lie about it.
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  Speaker 1: Like someone would slip up, someone would be like someone
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  Speaker 1: will get drunk and be like, actually, Bezos was just
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  Speaker 1: on a green street in my backyard.
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  Speaker 4: I have the pictures right here. No, I believe that
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  Speaker 4: the space ship went into space. I don't know if
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  Speaker 4: I believe that Bezos was on it. It really you
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  Speaker 4: think that he was just at home. Why would he lie?
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  Speaker 1: He must have just known it was so safe that
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  Speaker 1: he was going to do it regardless, and there was
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  Speaker 1: no scenario. We're going to space is so safe. But
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  Speaker 1: like he must have realized that it's doable, and he's not.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, and he's divorced. He's probably going through
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  Speaker 1: a midlife crisis or a quarter life crisis whatever he
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  Speaker 1: cryogenically agreed to however long his life's going to be.
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  Speaker 4: They weren't up there for that long though, right. I
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  Speaker 4: think it was only like fifteen minutes exactly.
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  Speaker 1: It was like that they probably got the willies, just
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  Speaker 1: like you on the side of a mountain.
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  Speaker 4: They got like a little bit scared. They're like, go back,
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  Speaker 4: go back, go back. Too high she was definitely scared.
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  Speaker 4: Did you Uh, the worst part of the hike is
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  Speaker 4: going down?
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean, like, oh, for the hide Park,
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  Speaker 1: it was we drove up really high and then we
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  Speaker 1: walked down and then we.
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  Speaker 4: You're a fraud.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean you drove up the mountain at
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  Speaker 1: the week, so we drove up really high. Is the
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  Speaker 1: hike is called Awa awa pooh, he don't g attack it.
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  Speaker 1: But it's to the top of the mountain and then
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  Speaker 1: you walk all the way down. Yeah, and then the
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  Speaker 1: walk back up is all the way up the mountain.
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  Speaker 1: It's three and a half miles up the mountain at
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  Speaker 1: the end. So you start by going down and then
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  Speaker 1: you end up by going I.
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  Speaker 4: Don't feel like that kind of defeats a lot of
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  Speaker 4: the purpose though, if you're if you have to.
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  Speaker 1: Go down, brother, if you had been on this hike,
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  Speaker 1: this is the most really nice, grueling fucking.
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  Speaker 4: I'm assuming that was from like your stories on Instagram, right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it was.
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  Speaker 1: It was the most grueling hike that I've ever been
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  Speaker 1: on in my life. We were like passing people who
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  Speaker 1: were dying on the side of the rose. They were
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  Speaker 1: fucking yeah. But we're a hiking podcast.
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  Speaker 4: I know, the funniest shit is when you go on
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  Speaker 4: like a hike and you're like you're like really getting
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  Speaker 4: your like we did me and my friend's day Mount
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  Speaker 4: Mansfield in Vermont. I think I think it's the highest
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  Speaker 4: peak in Vermont. And we uh we we did the
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  Speaker 4: whole entire thing, like we started from the bottom. It
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  Speaker 4: took us like ten hours something like that, and we
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  Speaker 4: it was like so difficult, like like the most intense
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  Speaker 4: like cardio workout like I've ever done. And we get
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  Speaker 4: like close to the top, or probably a mile away
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  Speaker 4: from the summit, if even maybe like half a mile,
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  Speaker 4: and all of a sudden, like floods of people are
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  Speaker 4: coming and they're all wearing like dress clothes, like those
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  Speaker 4: dudes wearing like button down shirts and like old ass
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  Speaker 4: people with like canes, like old ladies looking at they're
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  Speaker 4: going to church.
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  Speaker 1: And they just dusted you on the wall. We're like what,
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  Speaker 1: they're just way better hikers than We're.
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  Speaker 4: Like, what is going on? They're like holding their dogs
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  Speaker 4: and shit. And we found that you can just take
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  Speaker 4: like a chair lift up to the top. Damn. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: so you just wasted all that. But it's the climb
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  Speaker 4: really though. The climb is what's worth.
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  Speaker 1: It's the journey, That's what I That's what I always
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  Speaker 1: tell coach Prime. It's not the end of the day.
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  Speaker 1: It's not the destination that you're going through. Don't worry
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  Speaker 1: about that Hall of Fame jacket that you've got, Coach.
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  Speaker 1: It's about it's about making it there. And you a
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  Speaker 1: coach Prime or a lot of light we are yeah
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  Speaker 1: and uh yeah, So I'm going to Wyoming this week.
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  Speaker 4: What are you going to do out there other than hike?
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  Speaker 1: Hiking is the softest exercise, No, what's it's walking?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but not when you do like a good hike.
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  Speaker 1: But like, like biking is more intense than that, Like
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  Speaker 1: any type of weightlifting is more intense than that.
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  Speaker 4: Like anything you're there's.
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  Speaker 1: No there, no way weightlifting is harder than like weightlifting is,
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  Speaker 1: like what weightlifting might suck, like you might not like it,
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  Speaker 1: you might enjoy it, but it's easy, Like it's not.
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  Speaker 4: All you got to do is just lift heavy things.
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  Speaker 1: But there's a lot of strain in an hour, and
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  Speaker 1: you have to like make sure that like you don't
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  Speaker 1: hurt yourself like you could. You can just turn your
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  Speaker 1: brain off while you're hiking. You could just set it
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  Speaker 1: and forget it.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like I've almost gotten hurt way more times
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  Speaker 4: hiking than I half lifting rolled. Yeah, on the way
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  Speaker 4: down when we were hiking Mount Mansfield, we timed it
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  Speaker 4: out horribly. We didn't get to them out until like
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  Speaker 4: two pm, and we're walking down pitch black, bad pitch.
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  Speaker 4: That's where the coyo tool get. We were like, I
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  Speaker 4: was convinced for a bit. I was like, we're not
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  Speaker 4: making it out.
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  Speaker 1: That's where the human traffickers will get you and they'll
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  Speaker 1: sell you into slavery in North Korea.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we knew it was a bad We knew it
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  Speaker 4: was bad because the only people that were on the
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  Speaker 4: peak were like setting up tents, and we were like,
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  Speaker 4: we left it go down this thing, and we had
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  Speaker 4: no idea where we are. We're like, dude, this is
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  Speaker 4: like where we literally it might not be making it out.
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  Speaker 4: And we didn't get out of it until like ten.
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  Speaker 4: What would you have done if it got really dark?
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  Speaker 4: Like would you have said? Was legitimately pitch blast? So
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  Speaker 4: they were all got our flashlights on our phone out.
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  Speaker 1: Was there a chance that you were going to just
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  Speaker 1: like stay? Would you have stayed or was it just
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  Speaker 1: like you walk until you find something.
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  Speaker 4: I think we got to walk till we find something.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think we would have stayed because it was
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  Speaker 4: really cold. It was like early spring I think maybe no,
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  Speaker 4: it was like early winter, actually, I think and.
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  Speaker 1: It was.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was really cold at the top, and I
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  Speaker 4: don't think we would have survived.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think that what you were doing was a
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  Speaker 1: gateway you would have died?
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  Speaker 4: You know, it was cold as fuck.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think that what you're doing is a gateway
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  Speaker 1: drug to legitimate mountain climbing.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know. I think that you'll repel or
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  Speaker 4: down a mountain ever or anything like that, or I
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  Speaker 4: don't think I have any interest. Like I watched a
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  Speaker 4: documentary on hiking K two and stuff, cause it's like
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  Speaker 4: it's a it's a badass goal to be like, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I want to hike Everest at some point in my life.
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  Speaker 4: But watch the video and I'm like, this isn't for me. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: you're just like walking past dead bodies. Yeah. Literally, there's
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  Speaker 4: like they and like the helicopters can't even get there
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  Speaker 4: to get the dead bodies stay there constantly.
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  Speaker 5: You know Jake who does our YouTube, Yeah, he hiked
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  Speaker 5: Everest at the age of eleven.
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  Speaker 4: Oh wow, what hike Everest? Everest is like a fucking
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  Speaker 4: touristy type thing. Now it is everyone's doing ever No,
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  Speaker 4: that's the thing.
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  Speaker 1: Trash on Everest now yeah, just people like movie snacks
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  Speaker 1: because just like they sell popcorn like halfway to.
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  Speaker 4: The literally, there's like Amazon billboards on Everest. You can
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  Speaker 4: order Amazon to the top of Everest. Now you walk
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  Speaker 4: apparently on Everest. Now it's like you just show up
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  Speaker 4: and if you have a bunch of money, you just
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  Speaker 4: pay them to like you pay a bunch of like
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  Speaker 4: people that live on the mountain to just walk you up.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like I saw an early Imax movie where
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  Speaker 1: they were laying a ladder across a crevass on Mount Everest.
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  Speaker 1: And if you down that fucking oh yeah, your pahont
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  Speaker 1: is that what he did is an eleven there's probably
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  Speaker 1: easier routes that that is a big thing. Though they
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  Speaker 1: lay throw the ladder across, right, Yeah, that sounds that terrifying.
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  Speaker 1: Why wouldn't they just use like a plank of wood
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  Speaker 1: or something. Why a ladder? I think because ladders maybe
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  Speaker 1: can you can size them down, You can like collapse
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  Speaker 1: a ladder back into itself. Maybe it's a little bit
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  Speaker 1: easier to carry. But maybe they just didn't fucking think
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  Speaker 1: of it. Maybe these they're fucking idiot, Yeah, just falling
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  Speaker 1: because people fell to their death.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, a lot of people. That happens. It happens every year.
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  Speaker 4: People die every year. It's hiking like K two and Everest,
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  Speaker 4: and probably by bears.
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  Speaker 1: Probably by just fucking I don't think there's bears that
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  Speaker 1: high up, not on Everest, but hiking. You don't think
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  Speaker 1: that you're just hiking and there's bears out there. No,
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  Speaker 1: that's our way to get eaten by a bear.
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  Speaker 4: The thing is, though, I think I think hiking and
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  Speaker 4: like in like uh like New England might be more
• 13:52
  Speaker 4: bear risky because they're you're always until you get to
• 13:56
  Speaker 4: the peak, you're always in the trees and like the woods.
• 13:59
  Speaker 4: But like when you get when you hiking, like well,
• 14:01
  Speaker 4: at least from my experience when I hiked in Colorado
• 14:03
  Speaker 4: was like we you get out of the woods within
• 14:06
  Speaker 4: the first like hour, and you're what, you're right on
• 14:08
  Speaker 4: a path and that you're you're on and then you
• 14:10
  Speaker 4: can just see everything around you because it because you're
• 14:13
  Speaker 4: like above the tree line.
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: You know the difference a black bear and a brown bear,
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: like what you're supposed to do in each scenario, because
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: I feel like knowing the difference can save your life.
• 14:20
  Speaker 4: No, but I do know that a brown bear will
• 14:22
  Speaker 4: like actually fucking claw your face off, and you just
• 14:24
  Speaker 4: have to punch a black beary and black bears are
• 14:27
  Speaker 4: like little puppies.
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: You could square up with it like a kangaroo and
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: just fuckuld give it a little upper cut and it'll
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: just go.
• 14:32
  Speaker 4: You could like domestic You could domesticate a a black
• 14:35
  Speaker 4: bear if you want to, so you could break it
• 14:36
  Speaker 4: like a horse, like within an hour.
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: With a black bear, you could be riding on the
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: back of it, standing up, juggling like you're in this circus.
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: There a bear, But a brown bear, though, will it
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: will peel your skin off and away.
• 14:47
  Speaker 4: Seeing the video of the guy who got his face
• 14:49
  Speaker 4: peeled off from the black bear and he lived, No,
• 14:52
  Speaker 4: I did it happen. The whole entire face is off
• 14:55
  Speaker 4: and he's talking. Did they have to? His jaw is
• 14:57
  Speaker 4: still moving, and then they just like apparently it was
• 15:00
  Speaker 4: such a clean swipe, so they just like had his
• 15:01
  Speaker 4: whole face and they like they put it, you can
• 15:04
  Speaker 4: you can't even tell that he Oh, it's just sitting
• 15:06
  Speaker 4: there like a sticker.
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like literally literally, it just like rolled up like
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: a scroll like the Declaration of Independence. Yeah, let me
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: just unfurl my face and fucking slap it back off.
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: I feel like that's best case scenario. There's like a
• 15:18
  Speaker 4: little bit of like a scar under his eye, and
• 15:20
  Speaker 4: aside for that, you can you you literally can't tell them.
• 15:23
  Speaker 4: Oh you're saying you can't tell.
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: So it's not like a burn victim where like they
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: like grafted his ass onto his face don't even open.
• 15:30
  Speaker 4: Looks completely wrong. I thought it was fake how it
• 15:32
  Speaker 4: looked really looked.
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: Is there a chance that it just didn't happen? Maybe
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: he's just lying or something like that, like the guy
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: who wound the way.
• 15:38
  Speaker 4: You know, there's a video of him talking with no face.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: Really, yes, and it just peeled off like a scab. Yeah,
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: it's there's literally no face. His jaw is moving still.
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: Who decided to videotape him before? They just taped his
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: face back on? If it was just sitting there, why
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: not at least I put introduced face skin.
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's gross, it's gross. Disgusting video.
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: But I mean it's nice to know that you're it
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: can just come off in one fell swoop, like yeah,
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: lamination on a text bil that's preferred. Yeah, I mean
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: then getting it like scrapped off. I guess a scar.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: I could go for an extra scar. I used to
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: have like a little scar underneath my eye, and I
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: feel like it gave me an itch. I feel like
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: it made me look like a villain, if you looked
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: like a bad guy.
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: I haven't had any crazy scars. The worst one I
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: ever had was I was biking when I was younger
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: and there was like a cable going across this thing.
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: I didn't see it and I drove right into it
• 16:30
  Speaker 4: and it got my neck and there was a mad
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: like a gash on like I almost had decapitated. Basically
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: no way, not really, but like I had a massive
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: gash on my.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: But if they if that would have decapitated, that would
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: have been the soft spot on your body where you
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: would have gotten decapitated.
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah yeah, but you.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: Just couldn't bike fast enough. If you were a better biker,
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: you would have been to Capitols lined me like definite.
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: I flew back my bike kept going. It was crazy,
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: and my mom made me like go to the like
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: the town offices and stuff. She wants to get the
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: cable removed. What was the cable was it?
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: Was it a limbo? It was someone doing like a
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: slack line. Why was there just a cable across the
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: fucking bike path. It was right near our high school
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: and it was close to this like road that like
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: connects to like the parking lot of our high school,
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: and there was a cable across as they didn't want
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: cars driving through there.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: Are you sure that you didn't try to uh intentionally
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: drive until we get through a tough time.
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: I'm positive I was in one berth grade, I think,
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: or maybe younger, I might have been in fourth grade.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: Did you need like thirteen or so more reason to
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: not drive into the cable? Because like, if that's what
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: was going on there, and this is ailed.
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: Middle way to try and kill yourself driving into a cable, tip.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: Of the cap if anyone was willing to go that
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: far just biking into a cable, that's.
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: Just If I was only a moped or something, I
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: would have died.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: So we tried to decapitate themselves. People decapitate themselves on
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: mopeds all the time.
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah really, yes, so big problem in this country.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: I'm not even kidding. My boys a firefighter and he
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: said that one of the places that he went to.
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: Like firefighters love saying that shit. They see it all
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: the time. Sure they do. Yeah, yeah, I was just
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: how was work? I was all right? Ten kids decapitated
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: on mopeds today, I'm not even kidding.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: His first day of work, he had to try to
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: resuscitate an already dead baby.
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: They feed, all right, I'm saying, bro, you're the joke.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: Tell the stories like as they're like eating a sight
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: to them job?
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: Why would that be?
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: The firefighters in New York firefighters are the first responders,
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: so they have to do that shit. But they'll he'll
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: just tell the pizza life fucking stuff in his face,
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: or tell the story just eating a fucking bunch of food.
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: There was a fire on our block yesterday, shut up. Yeah,
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: it was the second one in like two weeks. You
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: guys are next, probably, holy shit, we might be. One
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: time I went out into our time, I went out
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: to the kitchen and duke because our roommate just left
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: the burner on really way he left its running through
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: the house was he faced or I think it was
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: honestly a whoopsie. I think he like was cooking. He
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: was like he was making pasta or something, and just
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: obviously what was it pasta whoopsie? The whoopsie and oopsie
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: couldn't go either way.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: It was either a whoops or an oops tried to
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: smoke inside. Imagine your apartment just blowing up like that.
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: I know, I'm like, I'm like paranoid about it. I
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: like started cleaning out the lint thing in our dryer
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: because I only do laundry overnight. I never do it
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: during the day. Yeah. Wait, why because you're you're you're
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: a night out.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: You're procrastinating.
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: No, look, I just wake up and I just clean.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: Oh you you throw it on you and you have
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: I wash it. Look at nine before I go to bed,
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: I throw it in the dryer. Wake up, it's dry,
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: ready to go.
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: You ever forget and you get that musty mildew smell. Yeah, yeah,
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: it's horrible. You just gotta you gotta restart after that happens. Yeah,
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: you just got to wear it for three weeks. That
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: is true. You just got a tough it out.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: I mean, there were definitely like times in my life
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: where I.
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: I did that and I've done that before. Disgusting and poor,
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: and you hope that nobody smells you, but you do.
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: It's somehow, somehow it smells so bad and just everyone
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: can smell it.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: And you're just hoping like that. No, like people's noses
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: are turned off. Yeah, people can't help, but they smell. No,
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: like you can look away from something you can't smell away.
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: No, you can't. You can't listen away. I wish you could.
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: You're just gonna catch that ship.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: But I used to like blunts on the stove, and
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: then there'd be times when I be super fucked up,
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: leave the stove on, almost kill everybody. Yeah, it's probably
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: what type of time dudes was on. Probably very very
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: well could be what he was on. Are you guys
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: keeping the same house or you guys? Is it true
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: that you guys are going to look for new apartments
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: in New York City?
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: Uh, we're still got six months left in our lease,
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: so no time soon. But when that when that day comes,
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: or would this be breaking news to your roommates? I know,
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: Oh no, you have like four months left. We get
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: out into January?
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: Did January?
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: Was that like a djang September, October, November, December left,
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: August nine.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: You guys are skirting the issue. Are you staying in
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: your apartment or you don't have to move out? When
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: when you're going to move?
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: When we when our lease is up, we're gonna move.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: Are you gonna move to Bushwick?
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: I don't know where is that in Brooklyn? Yeah? Yeah,
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: we're gonna move to Brooklyn.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: Are you let's fucking goy bro Piero, what are each
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: you go to pierce.
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: Nos the veil. I'm gonna get one of my front
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: two teeth pierced. Yo, that's going to be so fire,
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: it's gonna be so rare. Yeah, we're gonna move to Brooklyn, Manhattan.
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: It's just not for me, yeah, or any I honestly
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: don't think it's for anybody. I think it should be
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: bombed hard. Yeah. It's bad. It's the worst place on
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: the planet. It's bad news because you can't get fresh
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: poke here.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: It's like there's no kind of fresh ok, no fresh air,
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: but mostly no fresh poke.
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: Also no grass. I was I came to the I
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: came to the off or I didn't come to the office.
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: On Saturday. I went to the gym, which is right
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: next to the office, and I.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: It was the weekend, so it's not very busy area
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: in the weekend, and I was like laughing at where
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: we are.
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: I'm like, this is the worst place ever. Yeah, and
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: they're just jamming ship onto onto Manhattan. Now.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: It's like it's like legitimately the worst place I've ever been.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: I think the guy with the spear was my breaking point.
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: We walked by. There's just a shirtless dude walking around
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: with a massive spear. Cops just don't it. They're just
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: standing up, standing around. Was the guy ripped? He was
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: like a he was on drugs, But.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: I can't if he was ripped, I would be scared
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: of him. Like if the guy was just a big ShredIt,
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: he was big, he could have definitely stuck. He looked
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: like an after picture for SaaS.
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: On that spear, like pork chops. He would have had
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: you like kebabs.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like four roommates straight up, a couple of pineapples
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: in between. You guys around eating like take the asshole,
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: Oh not even through the guts, now through the ass
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: asshole to damn. That's why you got to get to
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: Brooklyn Media yeah, it was gonna land to you in Brooklyn.
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: No, you we went, We were in. We were in
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: Hoboken today, and it's just like so much night. It's
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: just like much more like laid back and like not.
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: I just don't like the busyness of Manhattan. Hobook. It's
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: a different place.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, but I just meant like it anywhere
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: outside of Manhattan. Hoboken is Jersey City extraordinarily white. Hoboken
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: is super white.
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: What can you do? Is that what you liked about him? No,
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: we literally didn't see anyone there. We were there for
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: ten minutes and you just checked it out, just to
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: be like. I don't even think that. I wouldn't even
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: move to Hoboken. I just meant like, I like a
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: more laid back area, right, Yeah, just outside and not
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: have to get worried about getting murdered.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: Bro, you should move to Rockaway. Bro, move out to
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: Rockaway Beach. You'ld be by the beach. You could be
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: fucking toes in the sand asking the water ferry to work,
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: the ferry to work.
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: Bro. I mean, I'm thinking about just moving back to Massachusetts.
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: I just take the four other community.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: I don't hate it or dude, move to Philly. They're
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: supercommuters Philly. Yeah, people who just take a greyhound three
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: hours every day. I can't believe people just sit on
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: a fucking greyhound, or like the Chinatown bus where there's
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: just loose chickens running around just fucking doing whatever they want.
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, people do what they have to do to get
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: into New York. I think I would like Brooklyn a
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: lot more. I mean no, no, I just think I
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: would like it more than I like Manhattan. You are
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: going to yeah, I mean comedy scene. Bro.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: You can make some goofy ass jokes and people will
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: be like, oh, this is different.
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, I did a I did an open mic
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: in Brooklyn. What is it called green Westville Comedy Club
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: something like that. Where it green Pointville, Eastville, Eastville?
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: What a part of Brooklyn is it in.
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: The big part? Oh?
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I love it down there. The best hot dogs
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: in that area. They have such good dogs. You get
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: a nice, a genuine Brooklyn dog.
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was a big It was a nice club.
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: How a dope spot, Such a dope spot. I would
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: love to hit that mic.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: How consistent has your routine been? Have you given the
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: same five every place?
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: You've gone no, no, no, I've changed it up a
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: good bit.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: How how much what percentage has stayed from the first
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: five minutes to the most recent five minutes.
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to think, well, I scratched off most of
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: the jokes from the first five minutes. Are you still
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: running the Shaffir joke?
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: No?
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: What was the Shaffield joke? We got?
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: This has to also be a home for retired jokes.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Joke that they didn't make. We were so Owen came
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: with me to the to the comedy club in Brooklyn
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: and I did five minutes and yeah, I bombed bad.
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: It was not good, and I thought it was hilarious.
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: I bombed hard and there yeah, and and I did
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: a joke where I was like checking my phone, checking
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: my notes, and I was like, I used to think
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: checking your notes was like for pussies, But then I
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: saw Ari Shafir do it. And he drugged someone, which
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: is like the least fussy thing you can do, and
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: it was like whatever, Like it wasn't like I thought
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: it was like a funny joke, Like I'm not saying
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: I'm like condoning people drugging people. Also, he drugged one
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: of his best friends who was a dude. It wasn't
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: like he was going out like day rape. Hey, he's
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: not Bill Cosby. Yeah, and and uh, the host gets
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: on after me, and it's like, just to be clear,
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: drugging someone is the most bussy thing you can do.
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: And I was like, oh my lord, I like didn't
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: even register to me that it happened. And I was like,
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: I like laughed at the host and I was like, wait,
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: what just happened?
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: Wait, this guy's killing me right now because of my
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: take on drugging people. And it just sucks as like
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: the hosts, like aren't the hosts are most of the
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: time less funny than the actual people performing, Like they
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: are just like somehow got their way into hosting because
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: I feel like that's your foot in the door. He's like,
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: you host until you feel like you're you know, funny
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: enough to have your own spot or being a headline.
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: But it wasn't like a show like they're hosting open
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: mics and they just get like selected to do it randomly,
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: and then they like think that they're like, how can
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: you host a show when you're not even much funnier
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: than if not, Like there's a lot of people there
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: that are funnier than you, and then you come up
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: on stage and you make fun of someone's jokes, Like, dude,
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: how about I go on stage and I make fun
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: of your jokes. We'll see how that goes.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: I feel like that's like meat left on the bone
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: anytime that you don't live in the moment enough to
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: make fun of someone. Like the two times that I
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: did stand up both times before me, it was the
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: same guy that went up and his whole five minute
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: set was like about being a virgin, And I don't
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: know how I didn't go up and just roast that
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: dude forgetting no pussy his entire life, because he's like
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: he was just bragging about it two years apart from
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: each other. Yeah, yeah, I did a one time for me.
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I did a set at I did open mic
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: at the Producer's Club in Hell's Kitchen and it was
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: a good mic. The second one was really good. It
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: was a lot of people there, but there's this one
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: dude there both times and he's just he he talks
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: into the mic like this, He's like, oh, you can't
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: hear anything as saying the mic is clipping the entire
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: time and everyone's just like standing there like pretending to laugh.
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: Is like, what the fuck is going on? Like no
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: one will tell him, we can't hear him. And then
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: his jokes are just like, well, so my wife left
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: me or he's like he's like so my kind of funny. No, no, no,
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: that was better. He's like fifty and he's.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Like he's like, so my girlfriend comes up to me
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: and she tells me, I don't like that you complain
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: so much.
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: I look through in the face. I say, bitch, No
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: one tells me how top And then.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: That's the whole joke, and everyone's like, dude, like this
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: isn't like a therapy session, but kind of for a
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: lot of people, I think it is. It's like how
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: he's dealing with his three quarters like price, and then
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: he gets up again the next time and he's like,
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: I'm sitting on the subway.
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: How is this mug? How how do I got this mug?
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: And I'm single? Someone answered me that it's like, dude,
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: you gotta figure some shit out, and like not do this?
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: Is he hot?
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: Was he a hot old? Oh? Dude, he's like forty
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: forty year olds are hot, and so I think he
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: has something wrong with him.
• 28:50
  Speaker 5: When I went with sas the one time, there was
• 28:52
  Speaker 5: a guy doing that same thing, just railing on his
• 28:54
  Speaker 5: girlfriend the whole time, but she was row recording it.
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: Wow, she's in the audience, Wow, like talking about other
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: girls that he was fucking and stuff, and he was like, dude,
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: what is this?
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: I always I always don't understand how people like there's
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: like an intimacy to some jokes when people are just like, yeah,
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: my mom's fucking crazy or something like that where they
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: just absolutely destroy their very close family members, just like
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: are they never going to see this? Or like do
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: you just have something turned off in your brain where
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: you're just gonna be so candid about somebody?
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess people like the candid nature. Yeah, I'm
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: not even trying to act like I like my like
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: obviously it's hard to do and it's like cool getting
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: up on stage, but like, and I'm not in any
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: way think that my jokes were like better than everyone else's, but.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: Like it's just like wild theirs were just worse than yours.
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: It's like yours were better. Just the whole open mic
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: thing is very depressing, very depressing. Why do you want
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: to do it? Because like the five minutes you're on
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: stage is fun, but you're there for like over an
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: hour most times, and every no one laughs and everyone
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: is bad. Like a lot of the people are like
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: seventy years old. Like there was a dude that was
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: literally seventy years old and was just heckling the entire time.
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: I had a joke about Zoloft and he's like he
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: just yell, he takes all offt Like, yeah, dude, I
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: just that was the Like, I mean, I'm working and
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: I'm working on the joke right.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: Now in the midst of the flow, Like you're asking
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: me about my trying to compare my description about my
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: side effects in the middle of the set.
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: No, no, right now, Yeah, it takes all off. It
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: was just like the most strange, like black like burst out.
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: What how do you practice crowd work? Have you been
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: able to practice crowd work with the people yet? No,
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: there's no, Like you can't do crowd at work at
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: these things.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: What I want to do, I'm going to pitch an
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: idea to you right now during the Arizona Bowl Barstool
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: owns the Arizona Bowl. Yeah, we should have a you
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: have a son of a boy, dad live show. Yeah,
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: we're sharing halftime. During halftime will be fire or just
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: during most of the game opposite the game, and it's
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: just us versus whoever's calling the game.
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: It's just like who who can really draw an audience?
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: People care more about football or do they care more
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: about us cracking some fucking or no.
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: My real idea though.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: It is hosting a show, a show of different podcasts
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: from Barstool, and then we get to work on our
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: crowd work in between, and we just go out and
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: we're like, hey, and it's like a comedy tense or
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: some shit like that, and it's like all the podcasts
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: are lined up, everybody has.
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: A little hour. Yeah, and then we go out. We're
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: going and it's like, oh, like what do you do
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: for your work? Or like that's a funny hat or
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: some type of shit like that. Yeah, I don't know
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: how would we do that though? With like, I mean,
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: I don't know who would do that? Do you think?
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: What do you mean?
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: What do you think? You mean podcasts outside of Barstool.
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: A podcast from Barstool like KB and Nick would probably
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: do it. Who else would do it? Though we wouldn't
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: do it. Most of the other people I feel like they.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: Wouldn't do it. They wouldn't want to be on a
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: be a part of our exclusive sweet ass party show
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: and we get a sweet name for it or something
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: like that, and we would call it something specific.
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: It would be ours.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: It would be boys had Last Show, but put like
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: something specific our names on the marquee. We do a
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: photo shoot, we get to have like a green eminem
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: situation and a ride like that reading cocktail Weenies behind stage.
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: I would definitely do it. What would be on your
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: guys rider?
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: Mine would be cocktail weenies, Yeah, cocktail ween if they're
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: fucking elite about a shrimp cocktail or if Kish a
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: fucking big ass Keish an entire fucking geat.
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: You probably don't like Keish, No, I don't. You will, No,
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: I won't.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: I'm just telling you, Broke, your twenties are gonna be wild. Bro,
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: You're gonna start.
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: To like key No.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: I hate you, you will. I hate the texture. I
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: used to hate it too, dude. I used to hate
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: it too. Keish Lorraine. Start at Keish Lorraine. Then you're
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: working every.
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: Good breakfast Keish, But even then I don't really love it.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: Dude. You're gonna learn to love it. That buttery, flaky crust.
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: What's in it?
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: Like ham? Yeah, something like that ham, some kind of
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: eggs spin it, tons of tons of eggs. You're disgusted
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: by that ship, dude, get on board with Keith.
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: I don't want like a big, juicy like egg Like
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: eggs are gross. I eat eggs all the time, but
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: they are gross as fuck.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: I have a growing number of fans who are retiring
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: from eggs.
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's probably a good idea. It's bad for the heart.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: Eggs are no I thought they were good for the heart.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: I think it's like the good cholesterols and eggs.
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: Am I making that up? I might be making that up.
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: That could be junk science. I don't know. Maybe I'm
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: making it up. I just thought they weren't good for you.
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: I don't think this was to eat like a ton
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: of egg yolks. They're gross.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: They're like objectly gross, objectively abjectly mucasy. They're mucus, they're flemy,
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: they're fucking they're not a natural consistency.
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: But if you want those gains, yeah, Like I like eggs,
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: but sometimes I'm like, oh, I have like I can't
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: eat this what are you like, like if you're like,
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: sometimes I don't know. Sometimes you have an egg and
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: you're like this is discussed like halfway through reading and
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: you're like, this is disgusting.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a texture that it comes to or it's
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: just like, dude, but do you know what like celestial
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: event is going on right now today? The last sunset
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: that's gonna be after eight o'clock until May ninth of
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: next year.
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: Damn really so that the seasonal depressions.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: But seasonal depressions coming in, But that also means it's
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: bulking season. Trimming season is none, no more time to
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: get lean. It's time to bulk for the next six months.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: It starts today. We're fucking shoving food into our mouth.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: I've I've been on my bulk grinding, but eggs and kishes, Yeah, dude,
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: just kishes.
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: You need steak when you're bulking. You see the steak
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: I made the other bit? Oh yeah, we talked about
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: this on the app. Yeah, but I'm saying you didn't
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: against the grain. Oh dude, that doesn't matter, But I
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: do agree that I should. I didn't know that you're
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: supposed to keep it sitting there for like ten minutes.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: The grain matters too.
• 34:35
  Speaker 4: I did do that before, though, I used to keep
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: it wrapped in a tinfoil for ten minutes until I
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: cut it open. So what happened is time it just
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: slipped your mind. I was like, I eventually got tol.
• 34:44
  Speaker 4: I was like, why the fuck am I doing this?
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: I'm just gonna eat this thing and I can hugre
• 34:47
  Speaker 4: it now. I really don't have any regrets. Like it
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: was good, I know, but just let it sit a
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: little bit more.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: On hungry and I want to eat, but I just
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: we can't as a show have steak Twitter being an
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: enemy envirus because they're the most powerful and vindictive and
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: they are fucking they'll find everything that's wrong. They'll get
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: the nitty gritty, like if there.
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: Were picture they loved my steak. They did. Yeah, the
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: only thing they said they was like, hey man, great work.
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: Just make sure next time you keep that thing juiced up.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: Would you slap a square butter on it? Or what
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: some time?
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: What kind of spices? Salt and pepper? Right, that's all
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: you need? Brother. Yeah, let's just say I have my
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: own little recipe. Okay, okay, a Montreal rub or some
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: shit like that. Yeah, I got all something that I
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: work on.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: If I'm ever cooking steak, I'm slapping the fuck out
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: of it. I love to slap the steak salted up
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: and then I'm fucking slapping it, like fucking spanking the steak.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: You gotta slap. It makes you feel like a man. Yeah,
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: fucking cooking up some steak. I kind of had to
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: stop grilling in the city though, because I was again
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: afraid I was gonna step my building on fire. Like,
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: you really have to clean the fuck out of your
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: grill or else you're gonna get a grease fire on your.
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: Little We removed we removed our uh what's it called,
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: our smoked sectors, so we're going we can't catch on
• 36:02
  Speaker 4: fire now. I cooked in our kitchen. I was like
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: shocked because we don't have windows or a fan or
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: like a vent in our kitchen. So I'm like cooking
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: chicken and I'm like, oh my god, I can't even
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: see in here. Yeah, how how do people cook inside?
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: I don't know, it's like automatic, you cook every meal
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: on the grill. No, But I just last summer I
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: was drilling a little bit more. I was grilling pandemic pandemic.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: Didn't want to go out, you know, trying to cook
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: for myself and for myself a little bit, but like
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: it literally started like a fire on my balcony that
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: like I it could have I could have perished. Yeah,
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: and it would It really would have been embarrassment to
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: my neighbors to have to go knock on their door
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: and be like, hey, we have to get out of
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: here because I can't handle this bitch ass George formanro
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: I can't handle like the deck style kings for trigger.
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: The trigger got the best, the tragger got.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: We need to all get the fuck out because I'm
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: too bitch made to be able to cook, to cook
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: these chicken breasts.
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: Look, I'm gonna keep it real with you guys. My
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: trigger's about to blow.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: This thing is Grab your daughter, get your dog, and
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: get the fuck out because this entire building, this whole
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: block is going to be up in flames before you
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: fucking know it.
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: This thing is about so pop.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: I mean, it would have been so embarrassing. And I
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: think that they even like saw the smoke, who's like
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: a dark, thick flume of black smoke.
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: And I don't think they like me for a long
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: ass time. But I mean, you don't want that. You
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: don't want any close calls with the phone. It's not neighborly.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: Burning down your block is not neighborly, even like getting
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: in a like even having a fire happen.
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: It's like the fire is not even the worst part.
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: The worst part is when you get trapped in there
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: and you get some burns on you.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're like throwing stuff out the windows or never.
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: You don't recover from those, especially on your face two
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: face carf dent.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: And that's not it. I mean, chicks do not dig
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: it as much as they make it seem like it. Yeah,
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: your girlfriend will act like she's gonna stay with you
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: through the burns, and maybe for six months she will,
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: but after that she's going to move on to greener pastures.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: She's got a wandering eye. Yeah, as soon as those burns,
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: as those burns hit, your eyes completely scalded off your face,
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: and hers is wandering. It's trying to find anybody else.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: And I mean, it's it's nobody's fault, but.
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: Uh, except yours. It's only your fault.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: Exactly because you could have prevented this forest fire, maybe
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: just a little fire say faster, try that clean. Have
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: a little grill etiquette. Maybe scrub your grill after you're
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: done every time. Maybe make sure that the undercarriage doesn't
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: have any loose debris or fatty fatty whatever acids that.
• 38:19
  Speaker 4: Are going to be catching on fire. Do you know
• 38:21
  Speaker 4: how to put out a grease fire?
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: Baking powder, baking powder, baking soda? Fuck not baking powder.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: Never heard anyone call it baking powder before, fuck baking soda.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: You've exposed me as a bitch. Yeah, I have, God
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: damn it, and I am.
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: Now no longer surprised. Why you have black smoke ripping
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: out of your George fore him it.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: Was fucking dangerous. How do you know so much about fire, Sacy?
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: My dad's a firefighter.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: Volunteer bro bro over full time. Yeah, good for him. Yeah,
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: I respect the hell out of a firefighter and storm
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: the beaches of Normandy.
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: Oh he was one of those. Yeah he's a hero. Yeah,
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: so loute to your dad. I know, good for it
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: is a fire on the beach, there was. He had
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: to go put out the fire.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but only the American soldiers.
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah. During World War II, all people don't know if
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: they actually had like neutral. They had like neutral firefighters
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: just putting out fires. No one can shoot them.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: You guys can shoot each other all you want, but
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna take care of this fire.
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna put out these spots, put this baby out.
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: That's what Dunkirk was all about.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: Just firefighters flying in with with a bunch of dust.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: The same firefighters that are that are working in California
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: right now.
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: Where is that crazy fire happening right now? Every land?
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: Everywhere?
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: One that you said video though, but I from the
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: boat escaping and it's like, looks like they're in fucking
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: Nazi zombies call of duty.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: I didn't see that, but it doesn't surprise me because
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: I think like everywhere. I mean, the other day New
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: York was literally like the entire sky was clouded because
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: of fires that are going on in Oregon.
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they say I can't. Yeah, that happens a lot, though.
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: I feel like that's been the thing. Like I remember
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: my childhood were going outside and it being like cloud
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: It'd be like dusty outside. We were like, what's going on?
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: My mom would be like, uh, there's fires in Canada.
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: It's like brush fire.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: We should have listened to Thurnberg you should have been
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: listening to Greta Thurnberg. She told us off the rip,
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: but suddenly that we had to fly to the G
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: four summit's in our private jets when we could have
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: just been putting.
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: Out the forest fires.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's I think it's even worse than here in Africa.
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: It's not right. It's bad, dude. There are Amazon's on fire.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: Fucking Bezos is going to space and the Amazon's on fire.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: That's ironic. Come on, bro, those tweets they were like,
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: they were like, I don't think it's a coincidence that
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: all the billionaires are trying to leave her.
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: I don't think that's I don't think you guys think
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: you're as smart as you think you are. I don't
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: think you guys are as smart as you think you are.
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: You're going on, they're going on playing you just want
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: to go to space. I don't think it's like them
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: like trying to flee the country.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: They want to be the first person, because that's how
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: you get shit named that for you, like Chris Columbus, Yeah, that'spoocis.
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: I was looking at this page last night, just touch
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: back on our on our wealth subjects and those Instagram
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: pages and they're just like they're just so dumb, like
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: the there's literally a page called wealth on Instagram and
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: it's just all like the I live at the bank
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: or I don't go to the clubs, like all posts
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: like that type of shit, and the comments are just
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: like this is so fucking real, like oh my god,
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: this is like I needed to hear this, and it's
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: just the dumbest shit. I saw one that was like
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: it was like it was like six figures isn't a lot.
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: It's three hundred dollars a day. Try and figure out
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: how to make three hundred dollars a day. I'm like, dude,
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: I don't think like making three hundred dollars a day
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: isn't like an easy thing to do. Yeah, it's hard.
• 41:38
  Speaker 4: It's not like panhandlers.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: This is they were like they were like sell twenty
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: seven things for for five dollars or something like that,
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: where where like sell this. The only the only option
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: of that is just sell drugs. Yes, if you just
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: sell like ten thousand things for five thousand dollars, you'll
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: be rich.
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 41:55
  Speaker 5: Did you see uh Kanye's like room in the Atlanta Stadium.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's fire.
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: There was a glare over the minutes on his clock,
• 42:03
  Speaker 5: and somebody had replied, he tapes over the minutes, like
• 42:08
  Speaker 5: real hustlers only need to know the hour.
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: That's so true, dude.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: If there's one thing I know about real hustlers is
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: they are not caught up in the minutes much less
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: the second.
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: I don't think people realize it's legitimately psychopaths, Like they're
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: not normal people, Like it's not like a cool thing,
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: Like no normal person tapes over the minutes on the hour.
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: Well yeah he didn't. It was just the glare of
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: the yeah. Yeah.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: And still also none of the people that are like
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: reposting that shit, the people who are like at twenty,
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: like you have to like figure out a play.
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I saw on that forty it was like goals
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: for under thirty and it was like become a millionaire
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: by your own house, start your own app. And he's like, dude,
• 42:45
  Speaker 4: these aren't real, Like you're delusional.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: The people that I know that said that they would
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: become millionaires by thirty now won't return their friend's phone
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: calls because they're in a fucking personal debt. Yeah, it's
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: like it doesn't align like that you can't inspirational quote
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: yourself into success. Now, it just doesn't work like that.
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: You need to rob people, you need to do something dirty,
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: you need to beg borrow and steel. That's the ways.
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: I just don't understand the concept of like prey, like
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: like like sitting at home and be like, Oh, Jeff
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: Bezos is so fucking sick, I need to be him legend.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: These people are sheep who don't standing for they don't
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: play by the rules because it's not he's not even
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: really giving you pearls of wisdom, like standing for someone
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: who's not even like at least Warren.
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: Buffett will be like, these are the things you should do.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: They have wealth like me, Like, I don't even think
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: that Bezos is being like here are the tips to
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: take to become like me? Yeah, Like he's just going
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: out to like exclusive brunches and like Katie and like
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: trying to like squash his like any image of him,
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: Like people aren't even allowed to take pictures of him now,
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: same with Wahlberg. I saw a diagram of Wahlberg's house.
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: Does Walburg not take selfies at his house because it
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: was a beautiful property?
• 43:51
  Speaker 4: Mark Wahlberg? Oh yet Mark. I didn't know. Yeah, I
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: don't know. I thought you're talking about Soccerberg for a second.
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: I think I mixed up the Marks the Burghs. Yeah,
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: different Burg. It's a whole, a whole other Burg. Yeah,
• 44:03
  Speaker 4: I mean I think a lot of them are just
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: insane people. Yeah, one hundred million dollar mansion.
• 44:09
  Speaker 5: This one says, if you're twenty to thirty and your
• 44:11
  Speaker 5: main circle isn't discussing opening businesses, investing, escaping, the nine
• 44:15
  Speaker 5: to five, fitness and self development, it's time to find
• 44:18
  Speaker 5: a new circle.
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: Your network is your net worth. And it's a picture
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: of Jordan Belford. Of course it is. Is it actually
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: Jordan Belford or is it Leonardo DiCaprio, Leonardo DiCaprio, exactly,
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: it always.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: But the real Jordan Belfort's on there just being like
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: the same asshole like he is that it's on TikTok
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: now right exactly being yeah, the same asshole.
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's truly inspiring. Uh people.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: I even saw like some like it's a red flag
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: to some people to like Wolf of wall Street or
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: to like Jordan.
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: Belfore, yeah it should be. I think, well, I think
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: Wolf of wall Street is a good movie. It's entertaining,
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: but I don't think like like he's isn't he It's
• 44:55
  Speaker 4: not like a one hundred million dollars of debt or
• 44:57
  Speaker 4: something like that or depay.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: No, he made it all back the motivational speaker. Yeah.
• 45:02
  Speaker 5: Also, isn't your favorite movie American Psycho? No, not at all.
• 45:07
  Speaker 5: Always love them.
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: It was directed by a woman. Is that why you
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: don't like it? No? I love that movie, but it's
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: not my favorite movie. It was directed by a woman, though.
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: I think it's a good ass movie. I think it's
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: I think there's a lot of good scenes. Yeah, I like.
• 45:19
  Speaker 4: I love the intro. It's my favorite, probably one of
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: my favorite intros for a movie. That must be what
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: I'm thinking. Yeah, what's the best soundtrack of a movie?
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: I'm not a huge sounds Hardball it's Keanu Reeves. Yeah
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: you never saw that. No, I haven't bro go home
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: Little Homework.
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: It's got mar Kelly. You wanted me to read like
• 45:40
  Speaker 4: power Thoughts or some shit the forty eight Laws of Power, Dude.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: When I was in Hawaii, I heard like three Marines
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: who had to have been like forty five to six
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: years old, like discovering the forty eight Laws of Power
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: live and you're like, it's really, it's pretty good. You
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: definitely should because it's like things you don't think of
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: that people in power actually do. And they were like
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: all like taking notes with each other as they ate
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: their fish lunch. It was fucking preposterous, dude. Another thing
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: that happened in Hawaii. They're very litigious. They went through
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: my bag at the airport. They found a bunch of wheat.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: Oh really, the police officer they found a bunch of weed.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: They were pissed, but like they just didn't want to
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: deal with it. And so whenever scared, whenever situations go
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: like that, I just go full bitch mode.
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and your way out of that. I did work
• 46:31
  Speaker 4: my way out of it.
• 46:32
  Speaker 5: And they're like, I could see you doing that on purpose,
• 46:34
  Speaker 5: getting caught on purpose, just to get out of it.
• 46:36
  Speaker 4: It was thrilling.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: But I also knew as soon as it happened, like
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: I know how I'm going to get out of this,
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: because they just want the power dynamic to be like
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: they're they're powerful. So I just go like, I'm so sorry, sir,
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: Like I had no idea that was in there, it's
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: actually medical where I come from. And he let me
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: off because he's like, it's actually like medical, like I
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: can tell because it was in a like pill bottle
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: or something, but the label of the pill bottle was
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: hippie crippling. But it's like this is medical, like you
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: should be good to go.
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he let me go. I didn't even miss my foot,
• 47:05
  Speaker 4: you get Oh wait, this was at the airport.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: Yes, and then the airport going through, and really they didn't.
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: Even miss my phone. Oh my god, I thought you
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: was like I thought there was like at the hotel
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: or some shit. No, but they like almost caught me
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: smoking at the hotel.
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: They I thought that they would be very pro weed
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: and yeah, they were anti h but the guy found
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: like like a bag and like this pill bottle and
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, it's medical, it's like and they're like, well,
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: it's legal here too, but like just not at a
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: federal checkpoint. And so he let me on my way.
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: But there was more weed in my bag that they
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: didn't even find, Like they didn't even dig the.
• 47:34
  Speaker 4: I've heard that there's like everyone has stories about like
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: people just like bring weed now through the airports. They
• 47:38
  Speaker 4: don't ever get caught.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there was a New York Post article, New York
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: Times article basically saying that they're not going to check
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: out of New York anymore. So I use that as
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: I was flying out. But these tiny airports and Hawaii
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: they checked through a little.
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: I didn't even like know that was really a thing.
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: And think until we went to Kansas City and we
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: got there and you had weed, and I was like,
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: I was like, where'd you get the at?
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: And You're like, oh, I was sitting for me in
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: my hotel room when I got there, and I like
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: believed you for a while. They rolled out the red
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: carpet every time I hit the road, and eventually I
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: was like, oh, you just brought that. They give me
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: four four vials of weed, two bottles of Don Perignon,
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: and five Yaguara every time.
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: I literally thought that was like, I thought, that's what happened.
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: I was like checking in my room to see if
• 48:19
  Speaker 4: I had any Marriot for rewards. A fucking different these days.
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: Where's mine must have misplaced mine?
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: The Hilton Honors Club hits real different these days. They're
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: fucking looking out for me, dude. When we were when
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: we when we were in a junior or senior year
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: of high school at for prom, they like really stepped
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: up the security, like they were checking pockets that you
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: had to take your shoes off, they were breathalyzing.
• 48:45
  Speaker 4: On, they checked the underside of your dick. Go literally
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: like and we my buddy brought like his weed pen
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: in and we were like in front of him, and
• 48:59
  Speaker 4: I was so fucking scared that he was going to
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: get in trouble because they were like he had it
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: in his sock, and we didn't think they were gonna
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: make us take off our shoes, and they weren't making
• 49:07
  Speaker 4: us take off our shoes. And then he like they
• 49:09
  Speaker 4: were checking like the bottom of your sock, and they look,
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: let me just see your sock and he just went
• 49:12
  Speaker 4: like this like acting like you didn't like know what
• 49:14
  Speaker 4: they meant. And then they just like let him go.
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: What the fuck they're checking your socks for a week?
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: Pens Because a couple of years ago at our school
• 49:20
  Speaker 4: there was a massive thing that happened where like fifty
• 49:23
  Speaker 4: kids got caught doing like coke on like senior night out,
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: and like it was like it was just not good.
• 49:29
  Speaker 4: Like the like our school like sued by like the
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: fucking boat that they were on and stuff like. It
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: was a whole thing that.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: Does say, I mean, how are you even that's a
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: lot of coke for fifty people worth of coke.
• 49:41
  Speaker 4: I don't know if it was actually fifty, but it
• 49:42
  Speaker 4: was like a big deal and.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: Enough people that they just had to crack down on
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: weed pens as if people were gonna die from vaping weed.
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, they go around. People did die from vaping
• 49:51
  Speaker 4: from It was so much more fun if you could
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: just get like hammered.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: If you could just be on a ton of coke. Yeah,
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: just like talking your teacher's ear off and prompts sucked, yeah,
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: because nobody was yipped up.
• 50:01
  Speaker 4: I don't I don't, I don't have I don't know
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: how people have the confidence to like go to like
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: a prom sober and be like dancing with everyone in
• 50:08
  Speaker 4: your grade. I just sat on a chair with like
• 50:11
  Speaker 4: my friends. I watched the Bruins. Actually the Bruins were
• 50:13
  Speaker 4: in the playoffs, and I want and you do not
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: like sports. I was very into the Bruins then because.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: They were doing well, yeah, or just because like you
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: did not want to be like in that awkwardness of
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: a prom.
• 50:25
  Speaker 4: I don't know. It was a little bit of both.
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: I have in no way have like the social skills
• 50:31
  Speaker 4: or like confidence to be dancing at prom sober. But
• 50:34
  Speaker 4: if you were, if you had a little bit of this,
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: a little bit of that, if I was drunk, I
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: would have been doing the worm in the center of
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: the circle.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: Can you do the worm?
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: No?
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: What tried? Though?
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: You gotta learn or at least a split or one
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: of the Michael Jackson moves.
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the moonwalk if you or like the little kick
• 50:49
  Speaker 4: the little kick.
• 50:49
  Speaker 5: In then.
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: When you're drunk in that way you do.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: That's I believe owned that's completely false, like the like
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: the Floss kid, You're like not really a fast kid.
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: I don't really get drunk these days. Why I just don't.
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: Must not be drinking enough.
• 51:07
  Speaker 4: No, like I know, I know why.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: I think that's why. I think we just solve that one.
• 51:15
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  Speaker 4: comedy show out there. Well that sounds hilarious, but I
• 56:08
  Speaker 4: can't speak on it too much. Okay, cryptic? What where
• 56:12
  Speaker 4: is it? And what's the time and date? I don't
• 56:14
  Speaker 4: know any of that information yet. Is this through that brunch?
• 56:18
  Speaker 4: He went through your boy Dilly? No? No, no, definitely
• 56:21
  Speaker 4: not No, think he wouldn't do that. How was that brunch?
• 56:24
  Speaker 4: What was going on with you and your friend Tim Dillon?
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: It was good. We we have some sketch ideas that
• 56:28
  Speaker 4: we're going to shoot. I don't know when we're doing
• 56:30
  Speaker 4: it either, I think probably maybe next week or the
• 56:33
  Speaker 4: week after that. Was doing the pitching? Were you pitching
• 56:35
  Speaker 4: and he was catching or you were he was pitching.
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: You were catching of the sketch ideas. I'm talking about
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: the sketch ideas we're talking about.
• 56:43
  Speaker 4: Uh, a little bit of this, a little bit of that.
• 56:47
  Speaker 4: Oh really Amy Amy Pictures. Yeah, I love that you
• 56:51
  Speaker 4: posted a picture of you what was the Captain? And
• 56:53
  Speaker 4: I remember he deleted it though.
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: Wow on your request, no to delete that. No, I
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: didn't care look like ship.
• 57:01
  Speaker 4: He said, I looked like I had something wrong with
• 57:02
  Speaker 4: me in the picture. And he said that was funnier.
• 57:06
  Speaker 4: He said that made it funnier. Yeah, if he deprecated you, yeah,
• 57:09
  Speaker 4: elevated himself. No, it was a good time. He's fucking
• 57:13
  Speaker 4: hilarious in person.
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, really very funny, funnier in person or I know
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: on his podcast.
• 57:19
  Speaker 4: I mean, I think he's just the same exact person
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: in person that he is online. That's fucking weird, bro. Yeah,
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: he was very funny because a guy like me different
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: personal I was. I was. I don't think I was
• 57:29
  Speaker 4: very funny at all. I think I was extremely I
• 57:32
  Speaker 4: haven't woken up earlier than like ten in months. And
• 57:36
  Speaker 4: we met at nine thirty am, which made it had
• 57:38
  Speaker 4: to be. I was up at like eight and I
• 57:39
  Speaker 4: was like, and you don't go to bed until seven. Yeah,
• 57:43
  Speaker 4: I was a zombie. That's tough. But he probably walked
• 57:46
  Speaker 4: home and I went to bed.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: What did you eat at Breakfast Eggs betting So?
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: I had a I had a bit. I had a
• 57:53
  Speaker 4: breakfast sandwich. Yeah, it's not a great order.
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: It was a pricey place, I know, But why I
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: get the breakfast sandwhich was good as fun?
• 58:00
  Speaker 4: You're gonna get a sandwich at a Potatoes Potatoes.
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: I feel like you can get a breakfast sandwich at
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: like any bagel spot in New York. I feel like,
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: if you're going to a fancy place, get like the
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: chicken Florentine or some shit like that.
• 58:10
  Speaker 4: I don't. I'm a tradish of broccoli cop I'm the
• 58:12
  Speaker 4: common man. I like a breakfast sandwich. Assue me. Breakfast
• 58:16
  Speaker 4: sand I don't know, was it? What kind of bun?
• 58:18
  Speaker 4: Brioche bagel? And you got that at a at a
• 58:21
  Speaker 4: rich place, at a fancy place. You just got a bagelun.
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: You went to a fancy place. You don't think there's
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: briosch runs.
• 58:29
  Speaker 4: You wouldn't get it. You weren't there still and didn't
• 58:32
  Speaker 4: invite you. Bro Fuck God damn it. Bro. Please, I
• 58:37
  Speaker 4: have things to pitch. I have ideas too. Yeah, it
• 58:41
  Speaker 4: was fun. It was a good time.
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Did he tell you that he was going to
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: introduce you to any of his Uh yeah, he said,
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: I'll be on Joe Rogan within the next couple of weeks.
• 58:48
  Speaker 4: Hey, if his other Hollywood elites, No.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: But he did have a story for basically every famous
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: person really.
• 58:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, because he's who was the person that Whitney Cummings. Yeah,
• 58:58
  Speaker 4: and he was like he.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: Went to her house and he said that there was
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: like four hundred people working there. He said, they're all
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: of their jobs was to make sure that she doesn't
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: drown herself in her bathtub. That's what Glenny Balls has.
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: His parents do the exact same thing. Like his parents
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: are all in twenty four hour duty to make sure
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: that he doesn't slip into an inflatable hot in the backyard.
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: That's crazy. Whitney Commings has the same thing. It might
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: be Glennie's parents that are helping Whitney.
• 59:22
  Speaker 4: Coming on Glennie walking down the street today and I
• 59:24
  Speaker 4: like took it. I like didn't know it was him,
• 59:25
  Speaker 4: and then it was like so strange seeing him out
• 59:27
  Speaker 4: in the wild.
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Glennie's in the Wild. We should start an Instagram
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: account Glennie.
• 59:31
  Speaker 5: In the Wild.
• 59:32
  Speaker 4: We should what? Uh?
• 59:34
  Speaker 5: What?
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: I I want to hear more of the Hollywood stories
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: that I don't remember any other one, Yeah, because you
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: definitely can't tell them. There's definitely some shiit.
• 59:41
  Speaker 4: Like it was kind of like between me and him. Yeah,
• 59:43
  Speaker 4: oh dude, Yeah.
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: I love inside fucking juice, So, bro, my problem is
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: I got two loosive lips though. All sank the ship.
• 59:52
  Speaker 4: Bro.
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: Everybody tell everybody that Whitney Commings has a harem of
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: slaves working in.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 4: When you come and uses humans as.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: Furniture 'sus guater moms to sit on. That's fucked that's
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: so fucked up. Makes them blow dry her every day
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: just with their mouths.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 4: It just on her, just to get her dry. That's
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 4: what she likes.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: I saw Whitney Cummings I honestly on TikTok the other day,
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: arguing with Tim Dillon about like her like bragging about
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: her friendship with uh, who's the girl from bird Box Book,
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: Sandra Bullock. That's the type of ship that she's on.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: But it's just it's just different levels of fish though. Yeah,
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: I mean, you're bragging about Tim Dillon. She's bragging about
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: you know, it's just yeah, it's just big fish and different.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 5: Mgk's ten things he can't live without. One of them
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 5: was a journal he got from.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: Sandra Bullock Flex incredible flex. Was it her journal that
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: she had already written in or was he? Was he
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: writing it? It was just a blank book.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 4: That she's getting me into life in it.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: Honestly, it might be the new Bible. Just follow whatever
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: Bullock follows. Why was why was MGK getting shipped on today?
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I think the funniest thing that I've
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 4: seen in a while on the Internet was like MGK
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 4: saying that he makes music for he makes music for
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 4: kids who like aren't cool and don't fit in. And
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 4: someone was like, you're someone quotes meeting like you're like
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 4: you're actively having sex with Megan and Fall.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: You've been a famous like rapp, like in no way
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: are you a cool person who doesn't not cool person
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: like tall, skinny, have tattoos and bang famous women and
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: are a millionaire many times over, have been successful in
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: every genre that you've tried, even are successful as an actor.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 4: He makes music for people who jerk off to his
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 4: girlfriend didn't he didn't he date? Did he date Eminem's
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 4: daughter for a while or was that just like a
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 4: Is that just like a disc? I think he maybe
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 4: just threatened to date Eminem's daughter.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: It's a pretty good threat, but yeah it was what
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: other It's an incredible threat.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna date your daughter. Oh I'm gonna dater so hard. Oh,
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 4: dater's so good. I'll want to dine her. Yeah, I'm
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 4: gonna take her out for a nice dinner.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: Let the stakes it for ten minutes. You'll be pissed,
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: cut with the grain wine romance, proposed to her candle
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: at dinner, et cetera. I will ask you for her
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: hand in marriage beforehand, respectfully, piss your dumb ass ofwf
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: old man, your heir. It is weird.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 4: It's such a good disc track.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna make sweet missionary loves your daughter that make
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: her come afterwards manually, not with my penis, of course, manually.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 5: As and I watched Transformers this weekend. So good, no way,
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 5: so good with m Fox. My first one is incredible.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: I read an article about Shila Buff's acting in that movie,
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: and he was like, most people like they'll act like
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: their method actors to like whenever they're like running away
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: from something or have to have a scene that invokes
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: a lot of terror, and he's like, I just pretend.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 4: That I'm scared of shit. He's like, damn, bro, that's
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 4: fucking you know. He there's some scene in in Fury.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 4: You know, he's in Fury, which was Furial.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: The Drummer movie, No, not quite my Tempo, No, the
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: war movie Fury, I think Brad nineteen seventeen.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 4: No, And there's a scene where he has like a
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 4: massive like slash on his face and apparently they were like,
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 4: they were like, gonna do it with makeup, and he
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 4: just like did it himself. He just like got his
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 4: face open. That's it because he's method. Yeah, they were like,
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 4: you know, we're like, well just look just as real
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 4: if we just do it with makeup, right, that's so
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 4: fucking nuts. He's nuts.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: He was like one of my goats growing up. But
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: now I read articles about him where he.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 4: Seems like abusive now, isn't he? And I think that
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 4: he's like who is he talking to?
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: It was like fucking Zendire or something like that, or
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: start he started rappings that was weird, and it was
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: just someone else's rap that he was rapping. But who
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: is the lady from Twilight? She was she was fucking
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: j Pattinson or something like that. But he was like
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: basically saying, I don't know how to live unless I'm acting,
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: Like I don't even know how to act in the
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: real world. Like the only time that I'm really being
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: myself is when I'm like in that world in that
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: character acting Kristen Stewart, Christian Stewart, And he was just
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: that is his dick so far down his own throat
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: that I was like, do you do you wear your
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: ribs removed?
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 4: They're like, how are you? So? Just do it? Video
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 4: two was was a big turning point for him.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: I haven't thought that that might have been, Like was
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: that supposed to be funny? Was he cracking jokes?
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: No?
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 4: That was that was like mental break, had a mental.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: But even Stevens was so funny.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's my favorite show. Beans. Beans is a goat. Yeah,
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I mean, I I think he just
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 4: lost his mind. Yeah, and it probably gonna have the
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 4: best of us exactly.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: You want to spend too much time on Disney or Nickelodeon,
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: you're gonna lose your mind.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 4: It's a death sentence.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: Like I think parents who hate their kids sign them
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: up to audition for a Nickelodeon or a Disney Channel show.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 4: Rob Lowe talked about how like sure the child fan stuff,
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 4: and he said it's just like he said he was
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 4: like fourteen and they were just like banging lines of
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 4: coke in like the dressing rooms. Yeah, Drew barrymore like
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 4: the producer. The producers would like bring them cocaine.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, did you guys see the biopic on Shilahbove.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 4: Like a grilled cheese and like noke like the kids
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 4: menu coke. He said, you could like buy coke in
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 4: like the at the set, like like like they were
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 4: making the kids pay.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not even like a vending machine. It couldn't
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: even just get the free coke.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah it's nuts.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's that doesn't sound good. I'm not I would
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: never be a child star.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 4: No I don't either. Yeah, I know you what you are. No,
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 4: I'm twenty years old. Yeah you're you gave that ship
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 4: up a long time ago. You're a child. I say,
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 4: child star is like thirteen. You have the word lil
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 4: in your name. That doesn't mean I'm a child, you're grown.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 4: I'm twenty and.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: Little or young doesn't mean anything these days. Old people
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: are a little young. Think of Steeve Young, that guy's
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: like fifty. Yeah, they ain't nothing young about Steve, nothing
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: young about him at all.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I don't know. Being a sheld Stars not a
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 4: good idea. Yeah, signing your kid up for doing that,
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 4: you got to be I think it's got to be
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 4: like something like they want like obviously they want something.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: Yes, it's a psychological deficiency in themselves. Yeah, it's like,
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: oh but well, this is my chance to get my
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: kid even just like so if you coach your kid hard,
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: you're kind of an asshole.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I'm never if I have kids, I'm never
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 4: doing that shit.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: The only way to show your kids you love them
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: is neglecting them. Like if you're if you're in your
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: kids' life, like it's something.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 4: Wrong with you. Yeah. Sports should be fun. It shouldn't
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 4: be like traumatizing.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like these people are just being in their kids
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: with baseballs, trying to get them.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 4: I get like the hard way.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: They want the kids to work hard and stuff, But
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: it's like, if your kid likes the sports, he will
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: work they will or they will work hard.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 4: Exactly.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: No one, No one who's ever coached their kid hard
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: has ever wound up putting a kid in the major leagues.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it doesn't happen. Tiger Woods.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: Tiger Wood, Yeah, but he probably likes golf, Like, he
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: probably liked golf enough to the point you to force
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: your child to play sports. And the only things that
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: got tiger Wood's good at golf is when his dad
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: was in the trailer next to the golf course, like
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: having sex with random lady. It was like, thank god,
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: Dad's away, I can It was the neglect that was
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: helping him. Now I can focus a little bit without
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: my old man. Hey, Dad, go fuck a little bit,
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: play a little bit of golf. Okay, here's some hoes,
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: here's some girl's phone numbers. Here's some waitresses. Dad, Why
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: don't you try and fuck those ladies so I could
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: work on my short game.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 4: Who was Tiger Woods fucking like the Denny's waitresses or
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 4: some shit?
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like any chain restaurant. Yeah, he just loved a
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: chain restaurant waitress.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 4: He's a common man's Yeah, don't we all love them?
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 4: Salute brother? Who among us? Who among us? Hasn't fucked
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 4: every among us is just dam at Chilias I walk
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 4: in Denny's and I say, this is fair game.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: All these girls are fair. We go all right, let
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: the games begin, fellas. He walked in with like five
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: other golfers. All right, boys also at different tables on Melinda.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 4: They definitely were that was crazy when he got when
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 4: he crashed his car the second time, and he say
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 4: which time? And they and he was in Florida. He
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 4: was in Jupiter, Florida and they were like, where are we?
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 4: They asked him questions like where are you right now?
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 4: He was like, I'm in La. I was like, holy shit,
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 4: he must have been fucked up to don't even know
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 4: where you are. Is there footage to that? No, that
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 4: was where the famous mugshot was from THO where he
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 4: looks like really bad. I fixed his hair in photoshop
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 4: before the mugshot because they like felt bad for.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: Him because he's looked that bad. Jesus Christ. His hair
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: was like he has like curly hair, and he was
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: like all like up and they like cut it off
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: on photoshops.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 4: They gave him a flat tie a kid in play.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: But I think that there. I think it's not that
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: crazy to not know what city you're in. I think
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: that someone like him who's just like traveling around all
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: the time from room.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 4: I mean he was, he was out of he wasn't
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 4: playing golf for a while. I can't imagine he travels
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 4: too much anymore.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: I think if you're rich, you travel all the time,
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: no matter what reason. I think that you're just like
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: traveling because you can weird. Do super rich people stay
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: in hotels or they like it? Does Britney Spears day o?
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 4: They like rent houses?
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: You think she rents a house? You think Spears rents
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: a house? Also, have you been have you been seeing
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: her her Instagram presence recently for her posting himself naked,
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: she's just holding her breasts in her hands. Yeah, I
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: don't know why I think the Maybe I don't know.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but there are women in the comments
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: just like gassing her up, like yes, that's hot parish.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah no, I get it. I don't. But it's like,
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 4: is there a reason she's doing it or just because,
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 4: like I have nothing wrong with it, but is it
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 4: like is she posting it because.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: Maybe it's just to like own her own sexuality?
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 4: Maybe I think it's like a people think everything that
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 4: she does is like a.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: Cry for help, like, oh, there's like something's off here. Yeah,
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: like every one of her comments.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 4: Is like something's going on. I fully support her, but like,
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 4: what the fuck is going on here? Yeah? She might
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 4: be crazy. Oh, she definitely is crazy. I don't think
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 4: that means that she deserves the conservatorship, but yeah, she's definitely.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 4: I mean, she had that whole thing where she was
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 4: legitimately being like, I'm faster than you. Stand bolts, she
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 4: was like, I have planet fitness, and she was like,
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 4: I just ran ran a faster one hundred mile dash
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 4: than you, saying bolts Jesus.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: Christ, tip of the cap for her on one hundred
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: mile dash though, Like, she's probably fine, and it doesn't
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: surprise me either. She's she's built a tumble, she's always
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: doing fucking cartwheels.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she's probably just like if you if you are
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 4: living like that for so long, I mean you probably
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 4: just go crazy.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: Does she have the right if she's given her own
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: complete facilities and she decides that she's just gonna post
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: ass naked like her vagina will be on Instagram every
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: single day.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 4: I don't think you would be.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: I don't think she'd be able to do that, but
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: she probably get kicked off of Instagram and maybe like
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: lose her Instagram privileges or something like that. Like do
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: you think that, like she has the right to be
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: able to do that, right, Yeah, even if she's gonna
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: like fund herself over like spoil all the money.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 4: Oh, I don't know why I said, Yeah, no, no way,
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 4: So she doesn't have the right to do that. No,
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 4: I don't think she gets to choose what she posts
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 4: on one.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: But I'm saying, like, if she had autonomy, do you
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: think she should have the right to just like, even
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: if she's gonna tank her brand, if she's gonna lose
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: all of.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 4: Her money, give a fuck, why would I care?
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm asking. I mean, people are just like, oh,
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: she's gonna go off the fucking deep end, she'll lose
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: everything cares exactly, Like it's not even hers, it's at
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: least she would have something to lose.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, No, I don't think that matters at all. Exactly.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: Let her open it only fans, Yeah, who gives a fuck.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 4: Let her do her cartwheels, let her fucking run, let
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 4: her raise bolt.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, why not? Yeah, why not spears?
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 4: Why not us? Yeah? Why not spears? Can we have
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 4: spears on the pod? Whoa damn it? Why not? Dude?
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 4: Has she ever been on a podcast? She doesn't even
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 4: know what a podcast is. Text screwing true? Help us out?
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 4: Groom's listening groo. He was actually at dinner with Brittany
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 4: last night. Good girl doesn't quite understand crypto though.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: Who have to hold her hand through blockchains? Yeah, get
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: with it, Brittany. We have big investments to make her
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: net worth could be insane if she just got in
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: at the right point, if she just bought Cardono when
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: she was opposed to. She's all tied up, and if
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: houry awesome.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 4: If Brittany like if just as soon as she gets released,
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 4: she just starts going full like scne bag and like
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 4: releasing her own like cryptocurrencies and shit.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: It'd be incredible.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, people would buy it. I'm full, I'm all in
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 4: on britney Coin. I would buy all of britney coin
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 4: using millions of dollars.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no liquidity to it, so people can put
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: their money in, but they can't take their money out.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: She rides off into the sunset. Maybe she's just such
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: a ruthless business woman that they can't give her the.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 4: Keys to her.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: She's like really crazy. Maybe she's like murdered dozens of people.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: I would, I mean, I would Spiracy Time, Welcome to
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: the Conspiracy Hour with.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 4: Britney Spears. Has she been capping people?
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: Is American psycho truly about Britney Spears's rams in school shooting?
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 4: Is that you didn't know Britney Spears behind Whoops? She
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 4: did it again?
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yes out there? When did I mean, let's trace
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: that Columbine to Britney Spears' is?
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 4: Did she have a buzz cut them? Oops? I did
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 4: it again. I was like that, why was that like
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 4: worldwide news? What when she shaved her head? Because people
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 4: were just like that, Like I have that memory like
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 4: engraved into my head, like just as much as I
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 4: have like the Boston bombings. I think it was the
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 4: height of like sitting around the TV as a family
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 4: being like, this is so bad. Pray for Brittany, Yeah,
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 4: what is happening?
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: I remember the President got on the news and was like,
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: we have nothing to fear but fear itself. Make sure
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: that this doesn't happen to you. Vigilance like it was.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 4: I remember them seeing video was of her like walking
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 4: around her house like bald, we'll get through this as
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 4: a country together. And I remember thinking it was like
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 4: a crazy like something terrible has happened.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: They're crying, Yeah, it's gonna be okay, It's gonna be okay.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: It's like when a kid sees their parent without a
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: beard for the first time.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 4: I was like, who is that. That's not the lady
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 4: for the toxic video? Is it?
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: You know who was loving it though Aguilera. Aguilera was
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: so happy that fucking Britney spears. Nobody loves to see
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: a fall from grace. I bet all of those women
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: thought they were stepping up one rung. Jessica Simpson fired up,
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: Kelly Clarkson fired up. They all had to be excited
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: when Britney was going through it. San I don't pray
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: on other women's downfall like that, though I support was
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: not even if these women aren't supporting other women. I'm
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: supporting other women except for I had a run where
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: I was I didn't love Kesha, but I've gotten through
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: that reasonable I'm big enough to admit it.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 4: I was just more into Katie Perry Kesha stands aren't
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 4: gonna like that one.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, ladies.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 4: Big Cats. Big Cat had a pretty big run in
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 4: with the j Lo fnce. I don't know if you
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 4: were aware about the.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: I know, I mean j Lo is a precursor to
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: Spears though alo' isn't that Mariah Carey classes notch beforehand?
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 4: Spears were just chasing Low. She was why what were
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 4: what were the fans saying? Big Cat? Of course, friend
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 4: of the program. He's been on this podcast for Big
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 4: front of the program. We're actually looking to get him
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 4: full time at Barstool. Go listen to his podcast The Yak.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 4: It's pretty good. Go check it out.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: He's doing some things over there.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 4: They used to be on KFC Radio. Now he only
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 4: fired him. They got rid of him on that, but
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 4: he's on.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: They moved on to a Kira from him, who's also
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: not not with them anymore.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 4: But uh now he was on the Yak and he's
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 4: doing good stuff over there.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: Shout out to that guy, big shout out to that guy.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 4: And sorry for anything he's going through with all the.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: J Low fans. I'm sorry, bro, don't I don't want
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: to get sure he'll bounce back. I want to stay
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: neutral on this one because I have no animus towards
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: j Lo, but I'm rooting for Big Cat.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 4: Friend to friend Manda Man. Yeah. Yeah. Should we get
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 4: the fuck out of here? How long am I going?
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 4: We're good? Or should we keep going? Because if we
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 4: keep going, I'll pee real quick. I have to pee too.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: I want to go and then well we'll put a
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: fucking we'll rev it up for this last this last
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: part of it, This last part is going to be
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: the fucking wackiest ship yet.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 4: Can you clap your balls? Your balls? All right, guys,
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 4: what's up? Welcome back to the Son of a Boy
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 4: at After Show After Dark, I'm here with my co
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 4: host Roan. Yes, this is where it gets, This is
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 4: where it gets a little naughty. So I was just
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 4: in the bathroom peeing, and about halfway through my piss,
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 4: I realized I was in the ladies room. Whoopsies. Now
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 4: I'm joking. That didn't happen, but I thought it would
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 4: be funny. I came up with that on that is
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 4: a good premise. I could see that happening. Have you
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 4: ever done it?
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: No? But I could see it happening at work or
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: anywhere anywhere. Did you ever used to go in the
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: women's room when you were a little boy with your mom?
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah? I used to be like, Mom, why can't we
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 4: just go in the boys room together? And then I
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 4: was like I would make sense now, Mom, this shit's gay.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 4: I make me like hold her purse? The hell is
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 4: going on? Wow? You shit? You know what you're doing
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 4: for my brand? You're killing me?
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: Mommy? What if all the other kids saw mommy? Because
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: you're definitely at mommy stage still when you're.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 4: I think I went to the bathroom my mom until
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 4: I was in like seventh grade.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: Like you were in the stall sitting there, yeah, or
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: she was in the stall with you.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 4: No, I would just wait outside.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: Like are you saying when she had to go to
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: the bathroom or when you you would talk to.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 4: Them, you like gassed them up. Did you do it
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 4: one last time with her before you moved to college? Yeah? Yeah,
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 4: I was like, Mom, let's go to the bathroom together.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 4: You just cried. You did your secret handshake on the toilet.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: Have you seen that video of the kid giving his
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: mom a secret handshake going off to college and they
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: like can't get through it.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 4: They're like crying as they like dap each other up.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 4: No good if you're a good neighbor. Sketch where the
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 4: kids going to call it? Where Kyle when he's going
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 4: to college? I don't think I have so fucking funny
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 4: don't dude, don't tell me about it. I'll watch it.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 4: It's really good.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: As long as you read forty eight alas of power,
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: I will watch this shit. They're so that their sketches
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: were so good.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 4: The Beck Bennett is such a good actor, and he's
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 4: just like he's like sons, how many keeps walking away
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 4: Like he's walking down the out the ar with his
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 4: back and he's like, hey, son, I think I think
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 4: it is like I know you're only eighteen, but you're
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 4: a man in my eyes. I think when you get back,
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 4: i'd like to have a beer together. And he's like, yeah, Dad,
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 4: I would like that. He's like, how about right now?
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 4: Like Dad, I'm going to call I'm going to college
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 4: right now. Hey son, it's so funny.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: Did you cry when you when your parents left you
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: off of college? No.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 4: I think I was in an extremely depressed state when
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 4: I went to college in the beginning, and I was
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 4: just numb to everything.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: Not depressed enough to cry. No, if you were depressed enough,
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: you would have been crying.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: College, the beginning of college was weird. Yeah, very weird.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 4: Why are your roommate jerked off in front of you? No?
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 4: I only say that because it's after dark right now. Yeah. No,
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 4: the first week I was in college, I don't think
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 4: I My roommate wasn't there. I was there for like
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 4: some ear from a week early thing. There was an
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 4: option to do and I did that. A lot of
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 4: people did that, but he didn't, And so I was
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 4: just alone a lot. And at one point I thought
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 4: my room was haunted.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: Damn, what was happening? Like people were changing the channel
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: on your TV things.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 4: Nothing happened. I think it's just like a weird It's weird,
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 4: just like being in any any new place that you
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 4: haven't slept before.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 4: I don't really have the fear of haunting. I feel
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 4: like that's kind of a I had a I had
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 4: a bad nightmare last night where I was like it
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 4: was ghosts and I was terrified. I woke up terrified.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 4: No way, Yeah, it was like a night terror. How
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 4: are the ghosts manifesting themselves? Like? What did they look? Like,
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 4: was it just like you're under like a they all
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 4: look like the Yak team, like.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: They're translucent the act team, or were they like uh no,
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: like they had a sheet over them.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 4: I don't even remember the dream. I think it was
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 4: like I was watching some scary movie that like no
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 4: one watches because it's too scary, and then like the
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 4: ghosts like became real.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: Oh, during the dream, you were watching something. You were
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: just like watching the very scariest ship.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 4: And then I woke myself up. I'm pretty good at
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 4: waking myself up during the nightmares. I gotta get out
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 4: of this. Yeah, I don't have nightmares a lot, so
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 4: it's always a it's always an event when it happens. Dude.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: I rarely have them as well.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: I have one recently though, where it was like a raccoon,
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: like a Lelo and Stitch type character, where I like
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: looked at it and then it just like zoom jumped
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: at my neck.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 4: Most of my nightmares involved playing crashes, almost all of them, actually,
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 4: and I and I I that's a lot. I have
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 4: those almost like every night. Really, is it about your
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 4: stand up? There's probably about your stand up? No, but
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 4: apparently it means something or like your life is spiraling out?
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: Can you look up what that means? What what do
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: plane crash dreams mean? Because I feel like I don't
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: know how, but dreams mean almost as same thing for everybody.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 4: Okay, that's what they say that. But also I think
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 4: I just have like an intense fear of flying. I
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 4: think that's what it is.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 5: Dreams of plane crashes can represent insecurities about your own career.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 4: It seems like it basically every time is that we're
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 4: taking off and then the plane the plane engines shut
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 4: down or in the middle of the takeoff, and we
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 4: just fall back.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: Kind of like how your career is taking off right now,
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: and if the plane engines of your career shut.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 4: Down, you'd have to fall back into the life of college. Oh,
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 4: very similar to butt that I just but that's not
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 4: what it is. And then I'm also really afraid of sharks.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 4: So the worst one I ever had with look it up,
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 4: plane playing crashed and then we landed and then there
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 4: was sharks everywhere. Dang.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: So it's like your career didn't work out, but you
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: found another good career. But then in this other good career,
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: what was happening on what was the.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 5: Shark Dreams asked us to remember the this shit is
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 5: so due the crushing limitlessness of our own abilities.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: Okay, but can't you that's dope. Can't you just be like, oh,
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: I'm afraid of sharks. You're not not.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 4: No, I'm extreme. You're not afraid of those Oh my god,
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 4: those videos where it's like someone surfing on a GoPro
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 4: and all a sudden there's just like a massive great
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 4: white next to them. I get like the I have.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 4: I send them to other people and I'm like, can
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 4: you watch this and let me know if there's a
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 4: shark in it? Because I know because I always know
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 4: it's coming. I know it's coming. And then and then
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 4: they send it to me and they're like, yeah, there is.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: Honestly, you have honest friends, because if someone did that
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: to me and be like, I don't worry shark, you
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: would watch it and then you get the willies. What
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: what did did the tweet you tweeted when you were
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: in Hawaii that you told someone in the hot time
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: that they looks like, uh, Darry Sandusky, Yeah, why did
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: you actually do that?
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 4: No?
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: It was literally a joke, and some people were just
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: like crushing me being like this is extreme, extremely scummback, Like,
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: is that not you would do that one hundred percent?
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: You would do that just to be like, hey, buddy,
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: you look like Jerry Sandusky.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 4: Hilarious. I could see you being alone in a hot
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 4: tub and just saying that to some random.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: Dude and just like, I don't care if I punched
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: in the face. I like, I have empathy for other
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: human beings.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 4: I'm not like it's avatable. You take that on a
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 4: socio bad. No, I don't think you're a sociopath. I
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 4: think you'd like to get a rise out of.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: People, but but not like that though. I don't want
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: to just hurt someone's feelings and just be sitting there
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: one on one.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 4: While they're like they're hurt.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, that's what everyone was like, Yeah, this is
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: fucking very scumbag. And I was like, what the four
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: seasons has come back? Behavior?
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 4: What you been talking about?
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: You've obviously never been to a four season And then
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: someone else was like, no, like your actions and then
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: your attempt at a flex, It's like, buddy, that's not
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: an attempt at a flex, it's a flex. Okay, I'm
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: not fucking trying to flex. It was the four Seasons
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: hot downstairs and it was it was lovely.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 4: Is that where you were? Four seasons? Yeah? Nice? Is
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 4: that the barstool card?
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: N brother, that's out of the pocket. And I am
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: significantly poor at the rest. I got the bill and
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: I might I was shot. I started arguing with them
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: these rooms, this can't be right.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 4: This is right. So I wanted to do something about
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 4: this because.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: I'm not Payingagnia be this expensive seventy five dollars for lasagna.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 4: Listen to me when I'm telling you I'm not paying this.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: I fucking uh. I've seen people flip out like that.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, my dad's flipped out like that. Really, Yeah, that's
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 4: where I've That's where I see my dad at his
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 4: craziest points is when we're at a hotel checking him.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 4: He's like, I'm a firefighter. He's not actually a fighter fighter.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 4: I know that.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: I've seen. I saw a battle rapper do it one time,
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: like we were in starts battle wrapping the it was
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: way more bitch made.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 4: He hotel motel call the day in. Yeah, he kicked
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 4: his suitcase.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: He was like so pissed, like flipped is because he
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: was a he was a Canadian dude. Yeah, and they
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: had made someone had made overseas calls while he was
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: in England or some shit like that, or like they
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: were making calls and it was like three hundred dollars,
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 1: like three hundred pounds of phone charges being charged to
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: his room. And he was just flipping out. He threw
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: his hat, he kicked his suitcase in the lobby. He
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: was having a full on tantrum. Yeah, And the whole
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 1: time I was like, if.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 4: I ever better at this, can kill this. Yeah. I
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 4: think the most angry you ever see people at is
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 4: like checking into hotels or like airports, or like on
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 4: customer service, like at with an air with an airline,
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 4: because airline customer service they are relent they are ruthless.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: But what do you mean bad, Like they don't give
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: you the service that you no never you never call
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: an airline and get what you're looking for unless it
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: was over the pandemic then like you almost always got
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: like a full refund, which was awesome, but since then,
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: like it's but also like arguing or just giving some
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: poor lady at the desk like a ton of attitude
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: whereas like she cannot do anything like you can't.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 4: That's what I do understands, Like, how do you not understand?
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 4: It's like they have one job and it's to not
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 4: give you your money back. That's what they are being paid
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 4: to do, and you yelling at them is not like
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 4: they're The more you yell, the more they're knocking.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: Melinda from American Airlines is incompetent and an idiot and
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: batt at her job. Tell her that if you see her,
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 1: people are just people are just ruthlessly assholes.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, anybody with a little bit of a little bit
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 1: of a blue check mark. I got pissed off at
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: Live Nation the other day though. I was fucking trying
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: to buy some John Mayer tickets and I fucking stood
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 1: in the line for fucking a long ass time. They
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: put me in like a different queue. I had the
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 1: pre sale and they still fucked me.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I was about to go on a rampage. Yeah
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 4: that's annoying.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 1: But what I mean, what am I going to ask
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 1: him for tickets?
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 4: Personally? Could? I should? You definitely could, But.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 1: I think that's I think that that's a little bit
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 1: you know, that's a little bit over extended.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 4: That's a little Yeah, you might be reaching out a
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 4: little too much, a little bit of a reach asking people.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't ever ask someone for tickets to their show
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 4: for free, period. Yeah, just buy the tickets.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 1: Be supportive. Oh you're telling them, don't tell that story.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 4: Don't say it. Don't say that the fat Tuesdays thing.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 4: But that was because the tickets were sold out.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: The ticket tickets on if the tickets are sold out
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: that I'm man, I'm not buy the tickets, you know
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 1: what I mean for sure, But that's even harder for them.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 4: Then sold out, and Shane Gillis was there, and I
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 4: really wanted to see Shane Gillis, and Owen was going,
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 4: and so were a couple of other people from the
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 4: from the office, and I was like, I want to go.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 4: So I asked Stove and I got him the sort
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 4: of I don't know. I snuck in, and then he
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 4: texted me or he DMed me after and said that
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 4: he put my name on the thing. You might want
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 4: to pick up those names. You just dropped brother gir
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 4: all over the place.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 1: Brother, he has no I think he I think he
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 1: just thought I was a random fan.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 4: He didn't he wasn't doing it because like because I
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 4: was me.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 1: No, I think that.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 4: I mean I saw him after and I was like,
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 4: what's up man? He just was like hey and just
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 4: walked by. There's no shame in doing it. I just
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 4: never would. I DMed the stand first and asked if
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 4: there was any extra tickets that I could buy.
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 1: Actually, I tried to do that at a restaurant in
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 1: uh you know who I.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 4: And Shane Gillis was fucking hilarious. He's God. So I
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 4: was pumped that I went. I had no regrets. He's
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 4: totally ago.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 1: Mark Norman was there too, shut up, the very same
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 1: Mark Norman of the shows that he's on.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's that one. Unbelievable. Yeah, he was funny. Tip
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 4: of the cap.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 1: I love comedians, Yeah, I just love them. They're just
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 1: up there fucking telling jokes.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 4: Erething of which we had Florentine on the act the
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 4: other day. You weren't here, Jimmy. Yeah, funny. Yeah. He
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 4: loves talking about pussy the entire time. Every I think
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 4: everything he thinks about or does revolves around like when
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 4: he's gonna fuck the next time.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 5: Good for him, he said, sas we'll never have a girlfriend,
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 5: he will never get married, he will never have kids. Yeah,
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 5: but when he's in Des Moines, Iowa at a holiday
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 5: and he will fuck nines instead of fives.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Iowa, Iowa nines. He was like very very like,
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 4: you're like.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 1: Oh, oh, if you go down the stand up. Yeah,
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 1: I thought he meant just like he was just calling
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: you out. No, you're never gonna fuck except.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 4: For in Iowa.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 1: No. He was basically saying that, no, you will get
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 1: you'll get married in like an oversized Unique Low long
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 1: sleeved t shirt.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 4: These are both Uniqlow. Yeah oversize. Actually, bro, I need
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 4: to reap for the fall.
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 1: I'm about to go fall shopping.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Uniquelos where it's at.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 1: We should shop till we drop.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 4: We got to get a Uni close sponsorship. Should we
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 4: go right now? Yeah, let's go after this. Let's just
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 4: go right now. Let's bring the cameras, yoh, and the
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 4: pod and the mics.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 1: Shop it do the live pod and Unique any close.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 4: Nice dude, Roger thinks going on there though they're not
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 4: telling us about like the basement, like half the stores
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 4: in a basement and there's like no service. Yeah, like yeah,
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 4: what's what's in this? What's in the floor below this? Yet?
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 4: Where are the logos and they're definitely some Wayfair shit.
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 4: It's like the pizza Gate.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 1: Remember when Wayfair they said that they had kids in
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: their cabinets. They said, like at the shipping facilities. I
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 1: drove past the Wayfair shipping facility in Jersey yesterday and
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 1: there were little kids like streaming out like it was
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 1: the underground railroad. They're just all like sprinting almost like
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 1: get in the car, get in the car.
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 4: Shit. I've ever seen the video Alex Jones like like
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 4: supposedly stopping like the kidnapping. Have you seen it? I
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 4: don't think you haven't. I don't think so. It's it
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 4: has to be fake.
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 1: No. I bet that he stopped the kidnapping. There's like
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 1: a group I don't know why.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 4: It was like a bunch of kids in the in
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 4: like the back of this minivan and this dude's driving
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 4: them and he's like standing in front of the mini
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 4: van and he's like let those kids out now it's
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 4: like a school bus.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and he and everyone's like, oh my god, Like
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 1: Alex Jones is a hero.
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 4: He just like stops some kids from going to first
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 4: period of the day. He's a hero. I believe it.
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 4: Bro I believe that he saved the kids.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 4: Sometimes you hear some crazy shit and turns out to
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 4: be true, like.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 1: Uh, aliens and shiit uh close encounters to the Fifth
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 1: coind Bro.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 4: That's real. That shit's real. Bro, that's real.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 4: Uh, let's get the fuck out of here, all right,
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 4: Thanks guys, thanks for listening and for watching this. To
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 4: the boy, make a shout out to mckable nick Abel,
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 4: Mick mcable, Am, I is this like.
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 1: Is this like a shout out? Shout out? Who's Mickabel?
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 1: It's a baseball player.
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 4: Oh, oh, the one who hates barstool.
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 1: No, he's he's a fan of son of a boy dad.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 1: Oh really yeah, Okay, shout out to him. Shout out
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 1: to Mickabel.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, shout out to mckabele. Okay, whoever that And
• 1:31:28
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• 1:31:49
  Speaker 4: you see me? Just catch that bug? Yeah, and then
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 4: you let it go. That's fucking so good job, so
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 4: good work. That's kind all right.
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 1: I'm not a murderer out here, quick enough to be one,
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 1: al right, guys, thanks peace,