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Humble pie is the most horrible taste ever · Yo Gavel Gavel! - Court TV Commentary

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  This is a bramble Jam podcast. This week on your Gabble Gabble. If
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  you trade your bike for a boat on Craigslist and then want it back,
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  do you understand how craigslist works? Judge Faith is here to tell you the
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  law. And if you break somebody else's pool table but you hurt your back,
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  is it their fault or are you out to lunch? Judge shit,
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  real people cases justice. This is your gabble gabble. Jut Ross, That's
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  what I'm looking for. Jut Ross Boss Ross, Boss Ross, Boss Ross.
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  What are you out the water? Are you sinking? I should have
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  said, like, are you sunk? Sunk? Yeah, didn't get there.
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  Hey, everybody, welcome to your gabble gavel, your weekly exclusive,
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  exclusive uh program all about courtroom shows and uh what goes on inside the right?
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  Something new? Why does this keep? Every time you move around?
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  This kind of jingles and it makes me think there's an apparition in here.
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  THEO might be back there. It's THEO. That's what it is. To
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  back there. The Oh what are you doing? Can you see him?
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  He might be behind the TV. I don't know what's happening. Yeah,
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  that's a THEO that's a situation. You want to go, Yeah, choose
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  some wires. I mean there's no wires that he can really aside from the
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  TV, I guess, but yeah, that would be one he could get.
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  I think he's trying to get these, even all the ethernets connected from
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  the router all the way to the computer. He could get all those.
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  Now he's not going to do that. Your puppy's not going to do that.
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  Fine, I'll go do it, but you start. I'm listening so
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  here on yo, Gavel, Gavel. We have a lot of fun.
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  But what we also do is is we also don't edit this show at all.
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  So when something like this happens, we're vamping. That's what we're doing.
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  Now. Oh well, then maybe it's just the AC buddy. I
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  don't know. So it appears that brand had Boss Ross Today America's you know,
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  our you know, quote unquote favorite. And I went to Judge Faith.
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  Oh he's chewing that cord. Now, it's like, give me that
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  chord where justice is not a foreign content is not in Judge Ross's courtroom.
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  And I have judged Faith. I got a little Craigslist situation here. I
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  love Judge Faith. Yeah, do you, but I have. She always
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  explains things in a manner that anyone in the courtroom should be able to understand
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  it. But did you know it's necessary? Did you know that she left
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  to go do divorce court. Yes, and I'm gonna put you back in
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  your Theo not a fan of Judge Faith, not a fan. But then
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  she just left that and she's going to do some sort of other show.
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  Really fantastic. I read that's unbelievable. So cool, Bran Theo is now
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  going back. He's a Golden Retriever puppy. He's going back to his abode
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  in the other room. And yeah, so I did Judge Faith, but
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  I went first. I've been I think I'm going first the last two times.
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  So can we hear from Balstore. I don't have a very It's not
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  very long, you know. It could be a short gavel, could be
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  a quick game ten minutes or less. Yeah, I want to answerduce you
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  to Carol Hunter. Carol Hunter, you ever notice what do that? Whenever
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  we need to like vamp and make it something longer and that lasts maybe two
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  seconds, it really works for us. Okay, Rell Haunt, she is
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  so in for seven fifty's dollars seven hundred and fifty dollars for the price of
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  a pool table. She is suing Graham Platt, Graham Plat, Yeah,
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  suing for and he is countersuing for more. Twenty three twenty is what he's
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  suing for for injuries. It will triple the amount for counters It's exactly right.
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  So Carol hosted a party for her boyfriend Jarvis, like a birthday party,
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  and Jarvis is there, luckily for all of us, because you know
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  he's a witness to this, and he walks up, and I need to
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  explain to you what Jarvis's beard is, Like, Okay, please, it
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  is not important to the story, but I've never seen anything like it.
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  You imagine a long beard, I'm with you, but like a hard part
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  right down the middle. So it's in two separate Is it braided, No,
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  it's it's just a lot. It's just a nice long beard with a
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  solid inch part like right down the middle. That's absurd. Yeah, that's
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  insightly just to think about. I just I've never seen anything like it,
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  and no one addresses that situation, and I'm upset about that. Jarvis and
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  Graham were best of friends. According to Graham. Graham says, we would
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  go club and we would pick up women. We were best friends. And
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  Jarvis is like, yes, we were buddies from work. He's less excited,
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  he's not right, And Jarvis is like he's trying to downplay it because
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  his girl wouldn't like the things that we were doing. We were best buddies.
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  We were always hanging out until she came around. Jarvis is saying this
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  for great, saying this, Graham is saying, sorry, sorry, I
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  say now, we're very confused. Sorry, sorry. So it's a yeah
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  for real. Uh So Carol says, at the party, they started a
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  pool tournament. Well, eight ball down robin situation. Yeah, so Graham
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  was crushing it. He's knocking people out one after the other. Eight ball
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  corner pocket still Winslow shows up. That's exactly right. And so uh then
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  all of a sudden he's like talking trash. He's like, I can beat
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  anybody here, Carol, you want in Carroll, he doesn't like Carol.
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  He's like, Carol, I can beat you. Let's do this right now.
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  Eight ball around robin trash. That's exactly right to Carol, And uh,
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  Carol's like I knew I could beat him. It's my table. I
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  feel good about it, so I home court advantage. So I went in
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  and I beat him bad. And Judge Ross says to Graham, uh,
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  so you had to eat some humble pie and Graham says yes, and it's
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  the most horrible taste I've ever had. Wow. So it's an interesting back
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  and forth that Graham's really doing it. Judge Ross loved it. Graham says
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  that after she won, she starts running around high five and everybody talking trash.
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  And so Graham says that he decided the best course of action here is
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  to get on top of the pool table to I don't know, show show
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  he's still the alpha. Yeah, I guess so uh, And he says
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  it's important note Judge that the reason I did this is because earlier in the
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  evening I saw Carol and her friends on the pool table dancing. Okay,
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  So I was like, okay, this pool table precedent that we are good
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  to get on the table. Carol says, yes, sometimes I do get
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  on my pool table to dance when I'm in the mood. But I'm a
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  little girl. It's a big table, That's what she says. So he
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  gets up on the table, the table falls out from underneath him. Falls
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  it you mean, like, does he break it or it fall? What
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  do you mean falls? We don't cables don't fall. We don't get into
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  the logistics of what happened at the table. But I imagine a couple of
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  the legs snapped and so it caused him to fall down right onto his back.
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  Judge Ross asks if he had been drinking and she and he says,
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  yes, I had a few shots, but I fell back. I landed
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  on my back and I've had back pain ever since, and I've had to
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  go to the doctor to help me feel better. And he's got receipts.
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  No h And Judge Ross is ready to rule. Is this at her house
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  or at a bar? Is at her house? It's her table. Remember,
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  seven point fifty is what she's suing for for the price of the pool
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  table. He's getting nothing in his countersuit. He has no receipts. Sure
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  she's gonna get the seven to fifty. Interesting going forward does not give her
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  the seven to fifty. Okay, he says, either way, he says,
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  because but he she is going to get something, he says, because
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  you were on the pool table. An argument could be made that you getting
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  on the pool table when you're in the mood that weekends the table. So
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  yes, he is some some responsible but not full response. So three hundred
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  is what your under half under half three hundred as well. She gets Justice
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  isn't a foreign concept. It's absolutely it absolutely It was feign to me and
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  then I it became unfeign. It became domestic domestic justice. Why not show
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  gosh, man, what are we doing sitting around here? But what is
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  domestic like? What do we do with that? We'll get a title.
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  It's just it's all, Oh, it's all. I can't believe I'm giving
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  this away. It's all uh disputes that happened on or during domestic flights or
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  in domestic airports for domestic flights. I don't hate that. Like I was
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  at the bar, I was four draft beers deep. It was eight in
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  the morning. Domestic justice. And then somebody took my USB charger. I
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  couldn't charge my phone. I missed out on the deal of a lifetime.
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  My phone was dead. You you owe me this much money? I love
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  it. Domestic justice. Well, I'll get on the phone, which,
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  yeah, you talked to our people. Yeah, you call up John what's
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  his name, John Plummer, John Christian Plumber whatever at Sony. They're going
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  to bite on that for sure. Sure, I'll That's who I'll pitch it
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  to. Of all the people I could pitch it on faith based network,
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  is who's gonna really bite it for? Yeah? What you don't know is
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  is it's hosted by Stephen Ferdick. Sounds like you had a giant in your
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  life, that you are Goliath, even if you will. Yeah, all
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  right, you ready to talk about Craigslist with Judge face. I love Craig
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  Craigslist disputes. This is gonna be the shortestcalvel ever. The best part about
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  this case is the names of the two the plainoff indefendant. Now the plaintiff
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  is suing because he traded a bike for a boat, and his name is
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  Philip Bota. Philip Bota Bota in some wait, he was trading a bike
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  for so he wanted a bota. Let's right, he wanted a boda.
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  Boda wants a bota. Bota wants a boda. Got it, it's spelled
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  botha pronounced boda. Now he's suing Stephen Chapman. Now we don't get if
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  there's a Curtis in between Stephen and Chapman, but I like to think that
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  there is, Yeah, for sure. So Philip Boda is suing Stephen Curtis
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  Chapman for uh the cost of the boat, which is five thousand dollars the
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  max you can sue. I believe in Judge Face Cormorck to dive in.
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  So let's hear from Philip Boda. Now Philip Boda is South African. Okay,
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  I don't know if that's an accent or not. He's South African.
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  And he went down to the Keys with his daughter and they had the best
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  time on a boat. It was a great adventure. Great, it was
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  a great adventure. He dove right in and uh he after he was peaceless,
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  and uh, what is he saying? What's he saying? There?
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  Sonomy is not a word. Uh. So he goes back home to I
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  believe North Carolina. South African live in North Carolina. And he's like,
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  that's it. My daughter loved this boat. We had a great experience,
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  and I'm gonna I'm gonna get a boat. Whatever I need to do to
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  get a boat. And so he gets on Craigslist and he says, I
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  typed on craiglist trade bike for boat. That's what I typed in on Craiglist.
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  This sounds great, sounds great. And he said I found Stephen and
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  Famous. What kind of Curtis Chapman, what kind of bike do you have?
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  And he says, I got a Yamaha of VMX. Here are the
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  pictures, and then he says, this thing is pristine. It's been babied
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  and taking care of almost better than I take care of my daughter, okay,
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  And that was really awkward for everyone in the courtroom. I mean,
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  Stephen Chapman was like, for the sake of the call man, just stop
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  stop saying those things. And so they go to Stephen and they're like,
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  Steven, yeah, tell us about what happened. And he's like, well,
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  I brought the I got heard from him, and I told him that
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  there was a water pump issue. There was no water pump didn't work in
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  the boat. I send him pictures of the boat. I have all these
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  texts I sent him on these pictures. He was aware and he said bring
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  it on up. So I hitched it to a trailer. I brought the
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  boat on up. Stephen has a giant neck tattoo, and his wife is
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  there with him, and we believe his wife will say nothing the whole time,
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  but she does pipe up with some very useless information a little bit later.
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  She has a giant neck. No, no, he does, okay,
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  super southern. So uh. He she said how long had you owned
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  the butt? He said only for a month and a half. And Faith
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  is like why and he said, well, I traded it for something else.
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  Don't get any more details on that. So Faith says, Philip,
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  what's the value of your bike? Without missing a beat, he says six
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  thousand dollars, And without missing a beat, Stephen Curtis Chapman says, four
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  thousand dollars your honor. And Phillip's like, no, it's six thousand dollars.
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  And Steven's like, no, this is just a bite. It's not
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  a Motorca motorsaw hog. Yeah, a hog if you will, and I
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  will, and uh, Faith is like, actually, mister boda, Uh,
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  Steven is closer to being correct mister Chapman's closure being correct. The Kelly
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  Blue Book of value of your bike immense perfect condition is four thousand dollars.
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  But the fair conditions in the threes and Phillip says, your honor, it's
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  a custom bike. The tires alone were six hundred dollars. I promise you
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  it's worth over that. And she says, well, that doesn't really matter,
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  because you decided you wanted to make an even trade for this bike,
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  right, and you're suing him not for the cost of the bike, but
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  the cost of the boat. Why are you doing that? And he says
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  very interesting, and he says, well, uh, I knew the water
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  pump needed to be replaced, and so I went down to look at it,
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  and then I saw under the boat that the transom was broken, like
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  it was about to just completely. And when the transom's broken, it is
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  a part of a boat that it kelps hold the engine up. I would
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  assume it's something like the engine block. I don't know both, and he
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  said, you know, upon cursory glance, he looked fixed, but once
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  you got in and looked at it, someone had tried to put a cheap
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  fiberglass piece on it to patch it together. And that really makes the boat
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  completely worthless. And I've got plenty of pictures to show that that was the
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  case. Fascinating yeah, so, but he already is this after he did
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  the deal and he and she said, so you were able to see that
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  on your own and he says, yes I was, and he's and and
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  uh, why didn't he look at it before it? And he said why
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  didn't you? She said, why didn't you look at before him? And
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  I said, I'm a boat, newbie, That's what he says. I'm
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  a boat and aubi. And so this is something that I thought was going
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  to be the case. Steven says, Look, I'm the lord of the
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  dance. Uh. And that was just an extra and thrown in because I
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  just thought of it. Well, I'll just say that so far this deal
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  seems like it has the fingerprints of God. All it has, you know,
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  what it does covered with them, you would say, and faith.
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  Before she rules, she says, imagine this. Uh, you get a
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  phone call call from Regions. He says, do you want to be a
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  millionaire? They put you on the show and you win with two lifelines to
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  spare three lives. I think it's three. I think it's two. So
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  he used the one he used, Well that's what the first millionaire did's he
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  called his dad to say, that's try to win. But now I'm looking
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  it up because I'm curious. We had two lifelines. Yeah, that sounds
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  right. Three, yes, two, it's two, it's two, it's
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  two. Three doesn't work. Three doesn't work. There, I'm going two
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  lifelines, just sparever. That is not the right live out loud at all,
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  Stephen Curtis Chapman, La la la la live Yeah too, that was
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  right? How dare you question? So he is he's just taking that guy's
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  story straight from TV. And yeah, that's right. That's always do it.
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  Uh So anyway, uh, judge face is ready to rule. Okay,
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  So what was the amount again? Five thousand dollars? I mean I
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  feel like it is on him because he didn't do he didn't look at it
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  beforehand. Just because you're a nube doesn't mean that that gives you, like
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  a pass on not doing your due diligence. You to keep that. Yeah,
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  but then bring a not boat nubie out like if you're not when you're
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  a jungle, like, bring one out when when you're trading, when you're
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  trading your your hog for a boat, you don't you bring you don't bring
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  a hog to a boat. I don't do it. Bring ah, you
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  bring a boat expert to see, hey, is this a fair deal?
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  So I think it's one hundred on him, not the other guy's faults.
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  I could see maybe giving some money because you could make the argument that what's
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  his name Stephen Curtis liked did those repairs himself, and so he like it's
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  on him a little bit. But I don't think it is. I'm not
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  giving him any money. No money. So Faith asked Stephen Curtis one more
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  question, which is uh, when you had the boat for a month and
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  a half, did you have any issues? And he says nothing was wrong
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  with the water pump, and then his wife pipes in and says, yeah,
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  we took the family out on it several times. I sent him all
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  these pictures. He knew ahead of time. Philip says, also the boat.
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  He told me the boat had a four stroke motor and had a two
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  stroke motor in it. And then Faith says, so the seller didn't know
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  anything about the boat. And Philip goes, exactly, your honor, and
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  she goes, no, I'm I'm not saying that to prove your point.
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  I'm saying this isn't as is sale. It doesn't matter it's a boat.
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  If the owner didn't know anything about the boat, that's not his problem,
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  it's your problem. This ain't heaven in the real world, pal she said
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  that she did. If you can believe it, man, this is real
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  life. He doesn't have to know anything about the boat. It's Craigslist.
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  There is no documentation. You're not getting any money. That's the end of
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  the discussion. Boom Dancing with Cinderella. Cinderella. I don't know if we
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  can bring that one up. Really. Oh yeah, I didn't know the
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  exact name of it. I didn't even think about this circumstances surrounding it.
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  Yeah, but I had done so well up to them, and there were
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  no notes in here with any songs. No, that was all just now.
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  Man, I can't wait until we start a ninety cc in podcast.
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  It's happening. Oh, it's happening. Oh bring it. It's happening,
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  all right, everybody. We did it. Me back next week with a
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  bay side, if you can believe it. Maybe something else, who knows,
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  I don't know. I don't freaking know. That's what next week holds.
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  Maybe what's that sound? What I know is is who knows? When
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  we're gonn announce the Lunch with the Boys. I don't. I mean,
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  we've been trying to coordinate with Brian Harold's schedule to make sure he can't attend.
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  It turns out that's harder than you think. Stuff when you know,
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  just got nothing going on, you know, all right, next we can
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  tell then all right, all right yo. Gabble Gabbles a Bramble Jam podcast
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