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Ya'll need to drink less on CINCO DE MAYO going forward · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: You and Rich what's up? Derek? Hold on you cut out, Derek,
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  Speaker 1: go ahead, I got.
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  Speaker 2: A story for a Sinkle the Mayo. Have you had
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  Speaker 2: any crazy moments on Sinkle the Mayo in the path.
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  Speaker 1: Like a long time ago? Or you mean like just
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  Speaker 1: a couple of days ago. Just a couple of days ago, bro,
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  Speaker 1: not a couple days ago. Don't let's hear yours. What
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  Speaker 1: happened you a couple of days ago?
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  Speaker 2: All right, it's it's I hope you're sitting down because
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  Speaker 2: this this just gets intense as the night goes on. Man,
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  Speaker 2: we start the night chill, you know, just friends getting together,
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  Speaker 2: getting some beers, getting some food and putting some good music.
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  Speaker 2: And then suddenly, you know, we have the neighbors jumping
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  Speaker 2: in and friends and just you know, getting some more
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  Speaker 2: beers and putting some more louder music and getting to
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  Speaker 2: know each other. Like I didn't know the people that
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  Speaker 2: were coming in, and they didn't know me, so they
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  Speaker 2: just kept bringing more drinks and more food and it
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  Speaker 2: just kept escalating, Okay, and then suddenly I don't know
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  Speaker 2: where a congo line started, so I'm doing the congo
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  Speaker 2: line with these random people. They took me to the
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  Speaker 2: next house, and the next house, I started doing shops
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  Speaker 2: with Grandma, okay, and by by the time that somewhere
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  Speaker 2: the Congo line ended, I ended up in a house.
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  Speaker 2: I was doing karaoke and Grandma was belding la bamba.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Then I don't know what's going on. These people just
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  Speaker 2: get escalating. And then suddenly I see a peanut shape
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  Speaker 2: a piata shaped like a taco going around the cul
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  Speaker 2: de sac, and it just it. I don't even know
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  Speaker 2: what happened. I woke up with this sombrero next to me.
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  Speaker 3: Well it was I know, sinkode drinko. We'll put a
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  Speaker 3: number on you. I remember a couple of years ago,
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  Speaker 3: I was working at the station and I had rolled
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  Speaker 3: in with the same outfit and like same outfit that
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  Speaker 3: I was wearing from the day before, because after work,
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  Speaker 3: I went with my cousin to go paint her room
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  Speaker 3: and I had paint all over me. We ended up
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  Speaker 3: going out to the Hudson, which is like a cute
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  Speaker 3: little like eatery bar ride in like Tempe I got.
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  Speaker 3: I went missing. They found me in front of the
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  Speaker 3: liquor store, like slumped over like dead body.
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  Speaker 1: Quite literally.
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  Speaker 3: I looked at my phone. It was two am. I
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  Speaker 3: was like, I have to be at work in two hours.
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  Speaker 1: Geez.
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  Speaker 3: So I went back to my cousins howse slept and
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  Speaker 3: then they ubered me to work and I think I
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  Speaker 3: laid on the back floor for probably about two I
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  Speaker 3: sup I stunk, I smell like tequila. I had paint
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  Speaker 3: all over my feet. I remember that it was a
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  Speaker 3: hot mess. I must have played it off really well,
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  Speaker 3: but you must I was sink I remember seeing paint.
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  Speaker 1: You were like flip flops. How do you say, look
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  Speaker 1: at the paint on my feet? I was.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure there's pictures of the of it from somewhere
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  Speaker 3: the floor, probably three years ago.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think I associated with sink O. Dad drink
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  Speaker 1: a lot. Yeah, what kind of happened? What funny is? Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Just what kind of funny? But it's I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if thinking to Miles like you know, in the air.
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  Speaker 1: But I was on my treadmill yesterday jamming out to
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  Speaker 1: some tunes and you're talking about karaoke. I chapped the
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  Speaker 1: film it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and if you're rocking that karaoke with Grandma, that
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  Speaker 2: is that is actually a that's a bucket list.
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  Speaker 1: You might as well.
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  Speaker 2: Oh and I have a question from both of y'all's stories.
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  Speaker 2: I do you have evidence pictures of it.
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  Speaker 3: I'm actually trying to find in my archives right now
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  Speaker 3: because I'm pretty sure I do.
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  Speaker 1: That was just That was a video of me on
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  Speaker 1: the treadmill that I just played for you. That was
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  Speaker 1: that was.
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  Speaker 2: There you go crazy photos, But I still.
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  Speaker 1: Have them my crazy sea, good to mile, I got
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  Speaker 1: in a treadmill and sang La Bomba. Just give me
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  Speaker 1: at my Simpson. Hey, Derek, thanks for calling me.
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  Speaker 2: Man, No problem. You guys have a good one.
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  Speaker 1: You dream man, all right? God j Rich