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Mary Lynn Rajskub Disobeys Bridger · I Said No Gifts! A comedy interview podcast with Bridger Winegar

• 0:08
  Speaker 1: Well, I invited you.
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  Speaker 2: Hear, I thought, I made myself perfectly clear, But you're.
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  Speaker 3: A guess to my home.
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  Speaker 2: You gotta come to me empty, And I said, no,
• 0:26
  Speaker 2: guess your own presences presence, and I already had too
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  Speaker 2: much stuff.
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  Speaker 3: So how did you dan to surbey me?
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm Richard Wineger. What's
• 0:54
  Speaker 1: going on? I started the day in a bad mood.
• 0:58
  Speaker 1: I went to bed in a bad mood. I tried
• 1:01
  Speaker 1: watching this thing called The Curious Case of Natalie Grace,
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  Speaker 1: Natalia Grace, I don't know which. I thought was just
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  Speaker 1: going to be thrilling and exciting, trashy documentary documentaries may
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  Speaker 1: be generous, And then it was so horribly made that
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  Speaker 1: I had stopped watching it, and I never learned whether
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  Speaker 1: or not this couple accidentally adopted an evil thirty year old.
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  Speaker 1: And so now I'm not even going to look into it.
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  Speaker 1: I guess I just have to hopefully someone will just
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  Speaker 1: mention to me what actually happened. But it was a
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  Speaker 1: real piece of crap, and oh it set me off.
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  Speaker 1: So I hate to start the podcast in this way.
• 1:41
  Speaker 1: And now I'm thinking about how the photo app is
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  Speaker 1: still horrible on the iPhone. What's happening there? They haven't changed.
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  Speaker 1: It's universally hated and they're just making a stick with it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't try to start this with so much complaining,
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  Speaker 1: but Natalia or Natalie Grace set me off. I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: Let's get into the show. Maybe that will help things.
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  Speaker 1: I adore today's guest. It's Mary Lynn Rice called Mary Lynn.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, Hello, you said my last name correctly.
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  Speaker 1: Your last name is so interesting. It's like, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: if you weren't aware of how to pronounce it beforehand,
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  Speaker 1: it would be a nightmare to get into. But once
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  Speaker 1: you know, it's just two words.
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  Speaker 3: I kind of like that. It's like, why don't you know?
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  Speaker 3: How about you look out to it and then talk
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  Speaker 3: to me and don't talk to me until then. Don't
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  Speaker 3: don't come up to me with a.
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  Speaker 1: Red Yeah, what do you get done with that?
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  Speaker 3: We're done with that. Don't not try, don't give.
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  Speaker 1: Up, don't give up. I think I and like, I'll
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  Speaker 1: be a guest on podcasts occasionally, and it's just like,
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  Speaker 1: certainly just look into it for thirty seconds, you'll know
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  Speaker 1: how to pronounce my last name. You have the internet.
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  Speaker 3: Weininger wind Wow, look well, I've heard you say that
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  Speaker 3: I did a little you know how to spruce up.
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  Speaker 1: Well. I have people in my life who still say Winneger,
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  Speaker 1: winegar close.
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  Speaker 3: I got scared as it was coming out of my mouth.
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  Speaker 1: It was beautiful. I mean, it's the kind of the
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  Speaker 1: last guess for the pronunciation of my name, which is
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  Speaker 1: oh really, I mean, I guess whin a Ger makes sense,
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  Speaker 1: Winegar makes sense, but it has that little speed bump
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  Speaker 1: in the middle winegar, And wow.
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  Speaker 3: Yours is almost harder than mine in a way. I
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  Speaker 3: suddenly have compassion for what seems like a simpler name
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  Speaker 3: but somehow is more complicated. There's three reasonable ways to
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  Speaker 3: say it.
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  Speaker 1: But I feel like with your name, once you've heard it,
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  Speaker 1: once you get it.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, but I have seen people, a lot of hosts.
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  Speaker 3: I'll see them panic and I just go, just whatever
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  Speaker 3: comes out of your mouth. That's fine, because the panic's
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  Speaker 3: not going to help you. We all know that. But
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  Speaker 3: once you panic, it goes too far right, And then
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  Speaker 3: I appreciate those people even more because they're trying. You know,
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  Speaker 3: What's how about a show with a host that doesn't
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  Speaker 3: think the host is important? So I love people that
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  Speaker 3: want want to say the name and then I and
• 4:01
  Speaker 3: then I go, hey, don't just sign, but yeah, I
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  Speaker 3: have to give the the mnemonic rice and a cup
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  Speaker 3: and then it's done. But if you get locked in
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  Speaker 3: your brain in a certain way and you're not listening.
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  Speaker 1: You're just imagining that word in your head.
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  Speaker 3: Letters, which is understandable.
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  Speaker 1: What you get most often a give up.
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  Speaker 3: Or adding a syllable.
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  Speaker 1: Oh sure, did you get telemarketers like some people.
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  Speaker 3: Will confidently go is that uh you know Swedish and
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  Speaker 3: the J is like an I. I'm like, slow down.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even believe that the way that it's pronounced.
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  Speaker 1: Is correct, like the actual origin.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I don't you know who knows?
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  Speaker 1: That's always the same with me.
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  Speaker 3: Right at the beginning of it, there was an e
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  Speaker 3: added or there. Someone said it with three syllables, and
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  Speaker 3: that's how it's done.
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  Speaker 1: It was probably it probably was a vin like I'm
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  Speaker 1: sure whatever country it came from, W was a V.
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  Speaker 3: Right, and then maybe the middle was more smushed together.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah originally smith.
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  Speaker 3: Uh No.
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  Speaker 1: I do think living with my entire mess of a
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  Speaker 1: name has made me very I'm not sensitive, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: precious at all. Because it's been butchered my entire life
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  Speaker 1: first and last name. So when people get kind of
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  Speaker 1: sensitive about their names, it's just like whatever, Yeah, who
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  Speaker 1: cares your name.
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  Speaker 3: Is very literary, isn't that?
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  Speaker 1: I guess it's I mean, it's a name you don't
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  Speaker 1: see very often. Two names you don't see at all. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: although the thing with Bridger is it's just kind of
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  Speaker 1: the masculine version of Bridget. But people cannot conceptualize that,
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  Speaker 1: cannot handle Bridger for some reason, despite Bridget being like
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  Speaker 1: the most common. Although I don't know many Bridgets. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know one Bridget Bridget. I know of Bridge.
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  Speaker 3: It's a great name.
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  Speaker 1: It is a good name.
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  Speaker 3: There should be more Bridgers. I'm glad there's not, because
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  Speaker 3: there's only one you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm trying to think of any other Bridges that
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  Speaker 1: I am aware. I mean there are, Like we're having
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  Speaker 1: a Bridger moment in kind of the zeitgeys because there's
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  Speaker 1: Bridger ten right, voebe Bridgers right. Oh, and uh, there's
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  Speaker 1: this new show called I can't remember the name of
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  Speaker 1: the show, but they're going to Fort Bridger or they're
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  Speaker 1: trying to. I've watched about ten minutes of the show,
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  Speaker 1: so far. That's a place in Western Yeah, oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: there's a place in Wyoming called Fort Bridge, or maybe
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  Speaker 1: maybe in Utah. I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: How are you pretty fantastic? Pretty fantastic? I mean, I'd
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  Speaker 3: like to complain too, just because it's fun. Sure, But
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  Speaker 3: if I go beyond the complaining, I realize my life
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  Speaker 3: is great.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I want to complain about having a rush.
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  Speaker 3: I'm to the point in my life where, I mean,
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  Speaker 3: we all are to a certain extent, just because of
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  Speaker 3: the circumstances of the world, where we're having to cut
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  Speaker 3: things out and conserve energy so that we don't lose
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  Speaker 3: our gd minds. We're having to consolidate check in with
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  Speaker 3: our person so that we don't completely lose it. But
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  Speaker 3: I'm also of an age and a point in my
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  Speaker 3: life where.
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  Speaker 1: I just don't rush me. You know who's rushing you?
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  Speaker 3: Just life. That's a great question. Thank you for that.
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  Speaker 3: Of my world lit teacher showing up on the first day,
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  Speaker 3: going we've got a lot to get through, It's like,
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  Speaker 3: who's got a lot to get through?
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  Speaker 1: Would you stop?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if we're gonna make it. You're you're
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  Speaker 3: in control.
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  Speaker 1: Why am I stressed?
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  Speaker 3: Before I even started, which, by the way, I might
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  Speaker 3: have some sort of learning disability. I could not read.
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  Speaker 3: I could not everything I read in Worldlit. Each word
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  Speaker 3: seemed important to me, and I would I couldn't get through.
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  Speaker 3: While others were discussing themes and topics, I was like,
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  Speaker 3: what about the uh? I can't even come up with
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  Speaker 3: an example. It's such a buried memory.
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  Speaker 1: Do you feel like you're a slow reader in general?
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  Speaker 3: I'm not a slow reader, I think, and I think
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  Speaker 3: I can pinpoint when this happened in maybe this is
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  Speaker 3: the answer to who's rushing me? I've just uncovered it.
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  Speaker 3: When I was in seventh grade, they had this microfiche
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  Speaker 3: machine to test your speed of reading. And I had
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  Speaker 3: just had a hair gel incident that morning where I
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  Speaker 3: tried to do something and it didn't work and I
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  Speaker 3: had to leave the house. And I was too I
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  Speaker 3: was already too damaged about it. I wasn't about to
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  Speaker 3: put my head under the sink. So I had to
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  Speaker 3: go with what happened. So I wore a hoodie and
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  Speaker 3: then they made me take down the.
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  Speaker 1: Hoodie reveal the crust.
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  Speaker 3: I revealed the crust. They forced me to reveal the
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  Speaker 3: crust and I went in the microfiche and it was
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  Speaker 3: a to test the speed of your reading, and they
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  Speaker 3: gave you the rules, which I couldn't I can't listen,
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  Speaker 3: you know, but I think part of the rules were
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  Speaker 3: somewhere in there was make sure you digest. They warned
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  Speaker 3: you against, and I just did what they told you
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  Speaker 3: not to do, which is I got through this really fast.
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  Speaker 3: And to this day I think I love to read things,
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  Speaker 3: but then at the end, I'll go what happened? And
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  Speaker 3: even lately I think I need to test myself on
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  Speaker 3: what I've read. Otherwise what's the point.
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  Speaker 1: I would love for books to come with little quizzes,
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  Speaker 1: or for there to be there probably is an app
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  Speaker 1: that you can, like, after every chapter, quiz yourself for
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  Speaker 1: a while, well after every chapter, because I, yeah, I'll
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  Speaker 1: get through a thing and I'll be like, I might
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  Speaker 1: be able to remember a character name. Okay, my reading
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  Speaker 1: comprehension has ebbs destroyed.
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  Speaker 3: And then you go and have your day and when
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  Speaker 3: you come back to the book, which you think, oh,
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna and then I'm like, I don't remember what was.
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  Speaker 1: Happening now what I've started doing. Just in the last
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  Speaker 1: couple of months is when I'm done with the chapter,
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  Speaker 1: I just try as hard as possible to remember everything.
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  Speaker 1: What did I just read? I'm so excited I brought
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  Speaker 1: this up. This is real. I think it's a real problem.
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  Speaker 1: I think probably because our attention spends have really been decimated.
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  Speaker 1: But I still want to read. But I also want
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  Speaker 1: to read a lot, and so that all comes together
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  Speaker 1: to me spending time looking at words and none of
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  Speaker 1: them entering my brain. So I'm trying to get better
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  Speaker 1: at that. But then recently, like at the end of
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  Speaker 1: the year, there were all these people on TikTok that
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  Speaker 1: were like end of the year list. I read twenty
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  Speaker 1: four hundred books this year. What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 3: I know, no, stop.
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  Speaker 1: It's just the amount of books these people are reading.
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  Speaker 3: I'm completely unlikable, I have no relationships. It sucking, asshole.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like I'm lucky if I read two
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  Speaker 1: books a month, and I'm reading pretty regularly, but I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to slow down and actually make it count and
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  Speaker 1: actually get something out of it. Otherwise, what's the point?
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  Speaker 3: I love that.
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  Speaker 1: Are you doing fiction or mostly fiction? Okay, although nonfiction
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  Speaker 1: I find more and more is easier to get through
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why. I guess because I like.
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  Speaker 3: At least like it would be harder to get through.
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  Speaker 1: I think I can convince myself that I'm learning, and
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  Speaker 1: so I'm like, oh I can this is helpful to me.
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  Speaker 1: And of course, like the subjects I'm reading about are
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  Speaker 1: not useful in ordinary life at all.
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  Speaker 3: So the things you may be more emotionally involved in,
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  Speaker 3: or is that a sleep.
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  Speaker 1: That might be? Yeah, it's a great question. And now
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of the last piece of nonfiction
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  Speaker 1: I read, and I couldn't. What are you reading The Secret?
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  Speaker 3: You read The Secret, but I'm.
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  Speaker 1: Only only ever reading The Secret. I'm listening to it
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  Speaker 1: on audio book.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, just trying to get it in there.
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  Speaker 1: I'm visualizing the life I want.
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  Speaker 3: When will I get the red bike in the window?
• 12:17
  Speaker 3: Turns out you never really wanted the red bike. You
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  Speaker 3: were negating the red bike as you were saying yes
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  Speaker 3: to the red bike?
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  Speaker 1: Are you more of a fiction or nonfiction person?
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  Speaker 3: I honestly am not a big reader reader. Would I
• 12:32
  Speaker 3: aspire to be a big reader? And I have a
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  Speaker 3: friend comic Michelle Billoon.
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  Speaker 1: Oh sure, sure.
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  Speaker 3: We became friends sort of recently and we have a
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  Speaker 3: Vigorous Voice memo, and early in the Voice Memos, we
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  Speaker 3: decided we were going to start reading. So that's been
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  Speaker 3: really fun, right, and we did. We did one whole
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  Speaker 3: book together so far.
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  Speaker 1: What book I already forgot Katherine, Catherine. It's about a girl, okay.
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  Speaker 3: Who is in a forest and that there's sisters in
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  Speaker 3: the Northwest. One of them is a beauty queen and
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  Speaker 3: one of them is a psycholog ashamed child psychologist.
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  Speaker 1: And then you haven't read this because it'll be so
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  Speaker 1: mortifying that I don't remember anyone.
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  Speaker 3: What's the We're about to read another one of her
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  Speaker 3: books and I'm not remembering this. This is my brain
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  Speaker 3: and I'm not remembering the author's name right this second.
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  Speaker 1: It's not a terrifying it really is.
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  Speaker 3: I hate it so much.
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  Speaker 1: I wonder if it feels terrible.
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  Speaker 3: It feels terrible.
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  Speaker 1: Catherine. I can't think of a single.
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  Speaker 3: She's a very popular, prolific, sometimes oftentorical.
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  Speaker 1: And she doesn't go by Kathy.
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  Speaker 3: No, definitely not Kathy. And it might not even be
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  Speaker 3: Catherine at this point. I can't It's not in my
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  Speaker 3: brain today. Oh not today, not today. I won't have
• 14:01
  Speaker 3: that information. Oh I'll bring up the book, but I
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  Speaker 3: won't hold the information.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm sure there are countless listeners right now that
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  Speaker 1: are all so mad at both of us for not
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  Speaker 1: knowing whatever book this is.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and it was a really good book. And I
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  Speaker 3: really enjoyed reading it with her, and we would get
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  Speaker 3: to like, oh, did you start it? Or I'm this
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  Speaker 3: you know, I'm three ahead of you, or I'm three
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  Speaker 3: chapters behind you. It was very fun. We're going to
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  Speaker 3: read another one of her books, oh in between, this
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  Speaker 3: is embarrassing. I don't even know. She might be mad
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  Speaker 3: if I reveal that we read this.
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  Speaker 4: This is it Magic Hour by Kristin Hannah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, christ I was remembering a k an age. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that was awesome.
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  Speaker 1: I know you gave very little information.
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  Speaker 3: Very I was giving plot information.
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  Speaker 1: To almost any book. It's about a girl, Kristin Hannah
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  Speaker 1: Magic Hour. Yeah, and then what was the But honly
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  Speaker 1: saved you from saying an embarrassing book you read?
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  Speaker 3: It ends with us?
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  Speaker 1: It ends with oh, which became the movie, which became
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  Speaker 1: the controversy.
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  Speaker 3: Somehow I had read the book and then I don't
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  Speaker 3: know why. It makes me want to cry right now,
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  Speaker 3: because I thought I was done with it. I saw
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  Speaker 3: it on the shelf just this morning, and I went
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  Speaker 3: because we spent a couple of months dialoguing about it
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  Speaker 3: after I had read it and then watched it, and
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  Speaker 3: then she's like, okay, I'm going to watch it too,
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  Speaker 3: and we you know, and then of course we get
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  Speaker 3: all the like stories about the lawsuit that was in
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  Speaker 3: the conversation and yeah, it got to the point where
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: we both were like, I, I don't want to talk
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: about this ever again. But yet we continued to talk
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: about it for a few more conversations. Uh so, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that's I that's that's that's not high on my reading list.
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  Speaker 3: But but that's how we're doing it. You know, we're
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  Speaker 3: leading with our feelings.
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  Speaker 1: It's a deeply I mean, it's extremely popular, the.
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  Speaker 3: Book, it's extremely popular, and.
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  Speaker 1: Not that that means anything.
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  Speaker 3: What did I Oh, I watched the movie and then
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  Speaker 3: I read book because I was curious how it which
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  Speaker 3: was played out. They were very similar to me. I
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to say the book is worse, because
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  Speaker 3: I know she's I don't want to disparage the author.
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  Speaker 1: I guess I already have.
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  Speaker 3: I think I appreciate anyone who can execute a book.
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  Speaker 3: I'm excited based on personal experience. There's just something because
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: it's there's gender roles, and there's we were mentioning how
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: every time they have sex, she seems to say inside
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  Speaker 3: she's but that's the main character is going it's inside
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  Speaker 3: of me, inside of me, and it just plays out
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  Speaker 3: like a very stereotypical strange couple fantasy. And then he's
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  Speaker 3: a neurosurgeon and it's just like but to not disparage it,
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  Speaker 3: and I think this is part of what hooks me
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  Speaker 3: in and why I was interested in it, is there
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  Speaker 3: there is a really thoughtful expression of how you can
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: be locked into someone and then how it can become
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  Speaker 3: physically abusive. And I think that aside from my critical,
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  Speaker 3: you know, critique of it, which is I'm the asshole
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  Speaker 3: in that I realize that, but there are there is
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  Speaker 3: that part of it where it's very thoughtful and when
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: you're watching it, you're going, eh, it does bring you
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  Speaker 3: into that behavior that can make someone have power over
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  Speaker 3: someone and and what our expectations are and what we're
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  Speaker 3: owed and and why we're intertwined with somebody. And I
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: think that's the parts that I liked about it. And
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  Speaker 3: then the other parts. I was, you know, kind of
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  Speaker 3: hate liking it.
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  Speaker 1: Right, so she all I know, and this actually might
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  Speaker 1: not even be true. She works in a flower shop?
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  Speaker 1: Is that true?
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  Speaker 3: That's what you got from and everything you've seen online.
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  Speaker 1: This is my exposure to this is reading about lawsuits
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  Speaker 1: and then the like.
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: Where Floral's at the premiere that piece of business.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: Not even that actually, I'm just I'm remembering the like
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: standy or whatever they had at the AMC where you
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: could get your photo taken in what seemed to be
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: a flower shop. But then like I knew there was
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: some element of physical abuse, and I was like, why
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: are we getting a picture taken in the flower shop
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: for this movie? About the domestic.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: Other layer to this mess. I mean, I was kind
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: of talking about the work and then you throw on
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: this the press angle of how they were planning on
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: selling it, and.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: It's very odd, very odd yep.
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: But so yeah, the main character, that's her dream. And
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: there's another thing in the book and I was like this,
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: she hates herself and she hates her readers. There's a
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: thing in the book where she's starting. But let's do
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: flowers different instead of making them alive, let's make them dead.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: But she doesn't make them dead, but she makes them different.
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: Like there's a display where and she's it's a steampunk's
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: steampunk gonna put rivets and dip it in a dip
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: a white rose into black, a.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: Dozen roses in a top haad or something. This is horrible.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: This is too many things going on in one book.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: Pick one or a couple of those.
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: You can't go on doing.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: Really steampunk flowers, think, So that can't be true.
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: I hate it so much.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: How do you write a book about steampunk flowers? And
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: that's not the biggest problem.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: Oh no, no, And now this author has a lot
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: of successful books, right, she's kind of like the top
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: of the right. Now, yeah, she's great, and good for her.
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: And then also, I mean, now that i've I really
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: want to get off this. There's something that feels bad
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: about it. But now that we're in here, the main
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: character also writes to Ellen degenerate journal.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: Wait for some reason.
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: This is very cathartic and cringey for me to talk.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: Why does she write to Ellen? Oh this is now starting.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: I'm not starting to feel some sort of pity for
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: this character. And I don't know anything about any of it.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: You means somewhere she loves Ellen.
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: She loves Ellen.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: She doesn't know about Ellen.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: Is coming off. She her the main character in the book.
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: Her father was abusive, Okay.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: And that's why it's so hard. I mean, these are issues, these.
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: Are real issues, and she writes about that. Well, it's
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: just the combination of that with the steampunk and I
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: guess it's just like an aesthetic taste thing. But so
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: she tries to, you know, her escape is to write
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: to Ellen because it was maybe the book is set
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: at the beginning of ellen talk show, and at some
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: point the main character is like Ellen, I fast forward
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: through your dancing, which is pretty amazing, but but so yeah,
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: that's her refuge is to imagine that she's sharing all
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: of her deepest things that she's going through with La.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: Which is heartbreaking way but then also shocking, especially considering
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: where we stand in ellen history currently.
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's it's yeah, it's a piece of cultural.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Now I want to read this, right, I mean.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: I give you my copy all over again.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: Does the Ellen thing play into the movie?
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: No, that's what I was just gonna say that that
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: part did not make it into the movie.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: Does she write to a fictional talk show host or anything,
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: or they just don't do that.
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: They don't do that at all.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Interesting. I would be mad if I went to the
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: movie and she wasn't writing to Ellen.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And I think you know the author, Colleen Hoover.
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: I remembered her name. We go and remember Kristin Hannah
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: did I I'm back. I'm back in the book mode, guys.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: I haven't picked up a book in a few days.
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: She I, because I was. Of course, the onslaught about
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: the lawsuits and stuff. You got to you gotta click
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: on some of that stuff, and Colleen just stays out
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: of it.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: Does anything to do with it?
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Smart? And I think similarly with you know, she
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: made a statement of like that that's there's this is
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: what they want with it, and across the board with
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: the story and the problems with it, which is smart.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, bad to do with that. She's onto
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: her next book. That's right, somebody's writing.
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: It really took me somewhere. Wow.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Interesting. Yeah, this whole thing and I can't even remember
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: who's involved in the lawsuit. It's what's her name? And
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: the horrible direct.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what's her name? And what's his name? Jason Baldoni?
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: And hey, how did.
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: We end up talking about this? Of all things? That's
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: what happens, you know, when you're open to anything.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: Sometimes when anything goes, when anything goes, and that's kind
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: of ther you get. We push limits, we push it
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: to the edge, and we remember celebrity names.
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: We yeah, and then we hop off the edge and
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: bang our heads on the bottom of the pool.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: This is another app I wouldn't mind, is having a
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: thing that just shows you a celebrity picture and you
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: have to remember their name. That feels like a good
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: thing for me, for my brain, Like just wake up
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: every morning and try to remember things.
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: That'd be a fun board game, like that memory game
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: you play when you're little.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: But with only celebrities that. I guess there'll probably some
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: copyright issues or what have you. Maybe it could be
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: kind of an off brand or black market. Yeah, I
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: guess you could make that at home, print up pictures,
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: make that at home. You should make that?
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: Can you and invite me over? And I won't know
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: anyone's name, I won't know who anyone is.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: That actually US magazine guess who combined forces. It's called
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: guest US and it celebrity.
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: You did it.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, if they.
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: Did it, I'm a part of this.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: We're in you did it. This is a nice little sign.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: Now guess we're ready to go.
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: Let's run with this and at least get them on
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: the horn copyright whatever?
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: Do you play? Connections?
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: What is that?
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: This is the New York Times game? I played this
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: every morning.
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: No, but I know people.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Fantastic game. This does make me feel a little better
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: about my Not the crossword, No, this one. It's like,
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: give me, you don't know what this is? Like four
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: there are four categories and then they're like, uh, maybe
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: sixteen words I think, and you have to decide which
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: words go with which into which category.
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: I'm into that.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: It's wonderful.
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: It's less taxing than a crossword puzzle.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: Yes, it takes less time and actually, in some ways
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: makes you feel a little bit more clever than a crossword.
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: Puzzle, and more clever than wordle certainly.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: Oh I don't do wordle at all.
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: See, we got to slow down. Don't get its tax.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: Word essentially like playing the lottery or something.
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: It's just a lot of gane and then not a
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: lot of satisfaction.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: It's right, exactly. Congratulations you were able to guess.
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and now I feel dirty. It's just like I
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: do describing this book multiple reasons, none having to do
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: with the caliber.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Of the Yeah, I was off wordled pretty quickly. I
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: don't know if it was because I was just frustrated,
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: but I just felt like it was dumb. It kind
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: of felt to me like almost like a word search.
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: Yes, it's like this is I think there are people
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: who are still into it. I spent a good deal
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: of time. I think there was a moment where I
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: was even telling other.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: People, you got it took us all by storm.
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: It took us by storm.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: But Connections, I think is playing the long game. I
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: think it's going to it's going to be the one
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: that stands the test of time.
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: I'm going to get in there.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a good one. I mean well, speaking of
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: things that make us feel dirty and horrible, there's probably
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: something else I should bring up. I don't know that
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: I even want to, But Marylynn, I was excited to
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: have you here today.
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: I was.
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: I'm excited to be here.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: I thought we would have a good time. Yeah, talk
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: about whatever we wanted and move on with our days. Yes,
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: the podcast is called I said No Gifts. Yes, so
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: I'll just say I was floored when you burst into
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: the studio. Yeah, you've, by your own admission, received about
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: a thousand emails about this podcast. I'm sure one of
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: them had the title, I.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: Mean, everybody wants a gift. You're just when you say that,
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: you're just saying that you're.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: Painting me to be a very materialistic person.
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: Right now, you're telling me you don't want the gift
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: I brought for you.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying one thing or another.
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: Catching you in your own in your own game, and.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: I will not be caught. I will leave the studio
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: before being caught.
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: Okay, you know what. I'm a guest here, and you're right.
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: It said no gifts, and I defined it. Okay, there,
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: you're right I did. I went against everything that you
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: think you want, everything you take a stand for, sneak
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: in the back door, and I'm saying you, wouldn't you
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: like to open a little gift. Wouldn't that make you
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: feel better?
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: Well? Maybe then should we open it here on the podcast.
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: I would love that so much. I'm going to get
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: the gift.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, great, wait, oh, it's right here. I was like,
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: where are you go down?
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: Fake stairs?
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: Away? Just vanish.
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: Okay, first of all, clearly this is a notebook. I
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: got one up for each of us.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: Oh fantastic. Oh I'm excited to see where this hads.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: So we can write everything we thought about this podcast
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: and a.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: Nice to review. Okay, so it's in this brown paper bag,
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: and so should I take out the notebook first? Yeah?
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: Just take a notebook out. We all have a notebook.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: We each have a seventy match notebooks, college ruled notebook.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: Oh does that feel good? Kind of a bright blue color?
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: And now should I take this out?
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: Okay, we'll pull this. Oh I'm excited about this already.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: It's a pair of white sox that I would describe
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: as a mid calf. Is that what this is? It's not.
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: It's the thing that's exciting. They're not short, and they're
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: not long, and they're from the liquor store.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's going to Why is the should should I
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: keep going here? Or should we talk about this first?
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: Let's let's talk about it.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: This is, I would say, just upon looking at them immediately,
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: is probably the least flattering sock you can wear.
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: I know, so I agree.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: I agree because it doesn't cover it. Like, maybe I
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: should put one on right now.
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: That'd be great, that'd be terrific. They're almost the right
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: length to be calves. E's right, it's the style of
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: sock I have on right now. But yeah, they're like
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: no brand.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: Yours feels a little longer to me. I'll also say
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: that they're white socks but also are almost gray.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: That's exciting. It's like a high Does that one look dirty?
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: Or maybe it's the lighting it. I mean, the majority
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: of the sock is meant for the foot rather than
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: the leg, like that foot ratio is shocking.
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: The texture looks like maybe a sink scrubber.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: Oh this is actually worse than I imagine.
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: I thought it was better. Your foot fits in there perfectly. Wait,
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: why is it.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: Work goes in? But what say about my legs length?
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: What do you do legwise with this?
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: But don't gloss over the foot.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: You said that it was so big but perfect. This
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: is a Cinderella situation. Now what if you just.
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: Scrunch the top down and make it like a footy
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: with bonus? Oh, interesting footy with an extra. Yeah, that's terrible.
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: It's a terrible length of sopping.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: My shoe, and we'll see how that looks.
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: But I think maybe the scrunch down is the way
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: to go to act like it's deliberate.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: If I were in shorts, what would we think of me?
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: Right now?
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna lie. That's cute, That's cute as hell.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: This feels like if I were wearing like a slightly
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: below knee.
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: Skirt, which is what I'm doing right now. All right,
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: This feels like, look, I'm just making you dress like me.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: I pull out a skirt next denim jacket. Yes, okay, yeah,
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: I wonder what at a last, do we have any
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: idea of what type of sock? This is called cru sock?
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: This is a cru sock, that's my guest. I've always
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: assumed a crusock was one of the ones that goes
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: onto your cat.
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: Now I see what you're saying. You're you're completely throwing
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: that sock under the bus, and you're doing it in
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: a reverse way by trying to uplift it and say,
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: what kind of suck is this? When you know, damn well,
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: it's a poorly made crew sock.
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: It looks like a krusock to me.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: It's a crew sock.
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: You're trying to invent a different style of sock.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: So what's the calf sock? What does that? What do
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: we call that?
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: Is a crew sock? This is a bastardized it's.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: Just like a sty right, do you agree? I guessed.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: So then there's like the one that goes up to
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: your that's a knee sock. Okay, Oh, that's a sweat sock, sweatsock.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: But isn't there also sock?
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: Oh? A knee sock is what girls wear with their
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: school uniforms and their Mary Jane's sweatsock, same length, made
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: out of thicker materials, what basketball players in the seventies wear.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: Right with a strip. So that's a classic song. That's
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: a classic you kind of that's timeless, And there's.
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: Different versions of that. They're not all not all sweat
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: socks are the same length. So maybe we just call
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: this a sweat sock. This is a sweets a it's
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: trying to be a crew.
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: Okay, So I actually think that what you have in
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: your possession is called a micro crew, a micro crew.
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you were right to give the dignity to the sock,
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: because there is a sock category called a mic C.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: That feels new. I don't think we were calling this crew.
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: She didn't want the sock to feel bad.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: On Alas is always thinking about the sock micro crew
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: interesting but my crow crew?
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: Wait, so then does that mean that the crew sock
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: is supposed to go up the calve? Do you have
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: a picture of a crew sock over there?
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: I feel like this is a cruise sock right here. Okay,
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: let me put this back on. The sock I came
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: into the studio is a gray crew.
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: I think I'm into the crew sock. For for many
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: a year, I wore footies because that was what was
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: available right in my hastily shopping at Target. Now I
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: go out of my way to get what the crew is.
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna say, is the best kind of sock.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: Now we're looking, oh we have a hole? Oh wow,
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: looking at there's eight or nine different all of the
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: types of socks, and okay, socks by heart.
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: We go.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: We have the no show hidden.
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: I'll get out of there.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: Then the no show. So the no show is different
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: than the no show hidden, interestingly, okay, which doesn't make
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: a ton of sense.
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: So no show it's like it doesn't really not show
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: now bad sock.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, which is also I believe an ankle sock. I
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: think that's more of an ankle sock. I'll look at
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: the next one. Oh, then we've got the quarter.
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: Which is like a little bit over the ankle, which
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: is kind of hilarious because you're right. The second one
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: is more of a true ankle sock.
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: Then we get to our micro crew, our hero.
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: Then the crew where microstore sock is the micro crew.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: I actually think I'm in a boot boot sock.
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: Or in a GD boot socks because there's so subtle
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: the differences.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: I know, this feels unnecessary boot sock midcalf.
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: And also this is a it's not really I'd love
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: to see this. But then with just all the examples
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: in the world, oh right, right, like the seventies sock
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: we're talking about.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Yes, there are a bunch of other socks. It could
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: be on this diagram. Thigh highs Yeah, yeah, is that
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: a sock that's more of a boot?
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: I agree with you.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: I'd like a thigh highs song just a white thought.
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: Crotch sock all the way up to the to the shoulder,
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: to this shoulder.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: Okay, tell me why you brought these socks.
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: Well, I was going to the liquor store to get
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: another item that's in that bag, which was isn't meant
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: to be in the bag, and I saw them and
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: they looked cozy and nice, you know, like a nice
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: thing to touch.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: It is a nice soft and this is a good
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: bed sock you're gonna put You're gonna wear those. There's cozy.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: I'm always in need of new socks. We all do.
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: And that's a good feeling when you go into a
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: store that you don't expect will have anything and then
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: they're there and they just spoke to me.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: A liquor store with socks. That's I mean, that's incredible.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: Underwear too. They have a full clothing.
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: Section, no, like an underwear socks and underwear.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: So that's for somebody whose life is a mess. Yeah,
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: something's going on and there that's not you yet.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: That's not you when I picked that out for you.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: It's a luxury sock.
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: That's how I thought of it. I go into the
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: liquor store and I think I didn't expect to see
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: this here. Yeah, it could very well for someone who
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: is in need. It functions in an Oh, thank god.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: That's here, right, Oh, it socks.
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: And they were like five bucks, which I also thought
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: was a bargain. Great price.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: Socks have gotten very expensive.
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: Because that's like three pairs of socks.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: At least three pairs, right, yeah, and they can just
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: immediately go into my wardrobe. I've started doing more of
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: a neutral sock.
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: Oh this is great.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: I love this, great news. I was wearing kind of more,
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: you know, ones with designs for a lot of time,
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: and I haven't sworn them off, right, But a nice
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: gray or white sox.
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: For twenty twenty five into the neutral socks.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: Yes, we need to have a nice neutral into it.
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: I'm into it.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: Are you much of a sock person? I care?
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: I don't even want to get into it. I don't care,
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: but I do care.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: I feel like you've got style.
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: I'd thank you.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: I'd like to have style.
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: I'm forever throwing things away and starting over and then
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: not knowing and then not committing.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: Right to a particular look.
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I have you. So then right now I'm just
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: doing the white cruise sock.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: I think you're right on brand.
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: I'm into it.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: You know, it's twenty twenty five. I've just declared you've
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: just declared neutral sock.
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think I can commit to I do
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: have some striped socks and some socks with things on them.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: But when you have that then it has to really
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: be part of a particular look. That's right. You can't
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: just throw that on with anything. No, but I do
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: I will say I tend to wear the same pair
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: of black sweatpants every single day.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: A fun sock will jass it up. That's true. Take
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: the neutral.
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: I would go the opposite. Instead of having a whole
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: outfit go with it. I will have a bland outfit.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: And something to look at that.
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: It's also like I start getting my nails done. Oh
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: I like that color on my eyeliners, on my fingers,
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: Thank you so much. Because it also makes me seem
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: like I'm wearing an outfit right when I'm not.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: It feels like a choice that you don't you don't
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: even have to make.
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: That it makes something fancy, like I'm dressed in shitty clothes.
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: And then it's like, wait a minute, she's got class.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: Did you see that she buys socks at liquor store? Yeah,
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: what color is that?
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: That's a It's like a looks like a Barbie pink
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: bubblegum pink.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: It's very bubblegum. I like it. Okay, should I get
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: back in here.
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's get back in there. I'm really excited about
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: the gifts.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm thrilled. A nice trail mix, simply classic.
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: That's yeah. I couldn't eat it anymore.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: It has absolutely been open, so I can just dive
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: in right now.
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: Absolutely has been open.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: I love a good trail mix. Do you want some?
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: No, because I've had too much over the past three
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: four days. And I like to think my son was
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: going to get in there, but he he didn't. I
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: ate all the rest of that bag myself, so it's
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: time for you to do the rest of the work
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: for me. Please brand And.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: It's great, It's very good.
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: It's not too salty. It's got a good casual almond ratio.
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: Gonna get get you an eminem in there. The filler
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: of trail mix. Of course, you gotta expect there's they're
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: gonna put too many. It's too easy.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: It's the easiest thing to.
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: Throw the raisins in there. But I I'm excited for
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: you to eat the rest of this bag. And I'm
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: thrilled that you tried it right away.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: I had to.
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: The nice thing about a trail mixes it's a good
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: way to get your raisins in.
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: I've always said, gotta get more raisins in. It's fiber, right.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: It's fiber, and by putting that little bit of salt
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: on it, it makes them much more tolerable.
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: Could you imagine what your parent being the one your
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: parent mom's only mom's pack lunches. Let's be real, that
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: puts the pack of raisins in there. Oh, I was
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: that mom for a moment you put in But I'm
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: not that mom. But I one day I was in
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: the grocery store and I was like, I'm gonna be
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: that mom. It didn't last very long, but I can
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: remember growing up. But who's your mom?
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: Why is your mom such a loser because of it?
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: It's like that a healthy It's not no, it's.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: Not just another type of candy, except for if no
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: one likes to eat them.
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what it was considered, is like a.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: Healthy right of course. And then there was the crazy phenomenon.
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: They'll still see a crazin in a salad.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: You find them in the salad, ye, when you're kind
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: of just chewing them up. Don't need it, don't add anything.
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: Don't put a crazin, don't put a I'm gonna go
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: back on that. I've had a kio salad with a crazin,
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: and it helps if the lettuce is more better.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: Oh ad a little bit of sweetness or a little
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: extra something.
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't fully turn against fruit, but I would
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: say I'm ninety percent against fruit in a salad.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: It's like, just make a good salad, don't put fruit,
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: Pick the right vegetables, please, thank you, and make a
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: good dressing. Throw a little cheese in there.
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to do it at home ever. I always, yeah,
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: I always try to make a salad and it's a bust.
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: This is terrible. I admire anyone who can make a true,
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: really good salad.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's interesting because it seems like it should be
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: easier and then you try. And I think making a
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: good salad requires be able to go all the way. Yes,
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: And when you're making something at home, you don't. You're
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: not interested in going all the way. You're not buying
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: all of the vegetables or chopping them up in the
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: way you should not. Then you end up kind of
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: with like the baby spinach and you can't slivered almonds
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: or something.
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: Exactly, and then boring, Wow, I got slivered almonds.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: This trail mix to me, it always reminds me that
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: I'm shocked, especially now when all these companies companies are
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: doing a billion different flavors all the time with their products.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: Why Eminem's hasn't done as salted M and M just
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: have a bag of Eminem's and they're coated in salt. Okay,
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: because an Eminem out of a trail mixing.
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: I mean, I like your ingenuity. I like you seem
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: like if you were the boss there, you'd be like,
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: make it happen by the end of the day. And
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: they're like our hard shell that we've been making since
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: nineteen hundred. You want us to just add salt to
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: that that sticks? You want us sick break the entire
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: recipe of Eminem's. Any Eminem always has the same shell.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: What would it? Okay, hose them down and then throw
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: salt on them.
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: Wow, holos them down and get some salt on it.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: By the end of the day, we get a garden
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: hose in the factory. That's all it would take and
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: like a bag of salt. Somebody kind of just.
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: At you right now. I'm not gonna lie. I got
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: a little bit angry.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: You're mad because I thought of it first. And now
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: I'm going to be working up mars m and m
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: or whatever it's called, eminem mars with.
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: A bunch of melting salty colors all over your hair
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: stuck together, and we'll call them eminem clusters.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: Okay, so this is us working as a sea and
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: now I'm bringing you on.
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: Maybe well, he's a raisin as part of the glue.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: Interesting, Now we're going backwards.
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: We're going backwards.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: That's interesting. I wonder if that's ever come up with
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: the company of trying to make a raisin eminem. Oh,
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: that sounds terrible, eminem with a hidden raisin.
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: I'm interested in a shape of a what do you
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: call that?
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: With like a cell with all the orbits.
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: Yes, thank you and Adam, because I'm also simultaneously thinking
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: of what will you want on the chalk Factory the
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: original where he's got that oh god like kind of
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: a shape. That'd be a fun right for a candy
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: to have offshoots.
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: Yes, have like a chocolate center with a little M
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: and M stuck.
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: On the house around to something now.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: And then a pure raisin center.
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: You never want to get to the center. I wish
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: I didn't get to that center.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: That's when you have to stop. Yeah, I do like
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: a raisinet. Do you like a raisinet?
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: You can't argue with a raisinet?
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: I mean, I love her pick a raisin.
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: Thank you, exactly. I'm right there with you.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: But if I'm in a movie theater and a friend
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: has them and they shake it into my hand, I'll
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: eat one.
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're fun.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: It's probably the best version of a raisin.
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: It is cover it and damn chalk.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: And then you never see a raisin in a salad,
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: although you see crasins. So I think that that's a
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: real clear there's something going on.
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: There's something happening with the raisin.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: If someone gave me a raisin in a like a
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: lettuce salad.
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: The raisin needs some anti depressants because there's something sound
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: with the raisin.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: Has a mood disorder.
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: You know, the poor raisin. It's it's not really going.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: To change mind. Yeah, there's nothing they can do. There's
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: no it's got to be a frustrating business.
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: To be the yogurt raisin.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, terrible, awful. I'd rather get a yogurt pretzel. Yogurt
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: pretzel there we go, which is essentially now just a
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: chocolate pretzel. Why am I not eating a chocolate pretzel?
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: But you can convince yourself.
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: What about those dark chocolate ones from uh Trader Joe's
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: Dark Chocolate Pretzels?
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: Oh, I have a bag in my cupboard right now.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: Oh those delicious, so good. I don't buy them very
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: often because you can't. It's irresistible thing to rest. One
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: of the best things you can eat is a chocolate pretzel. Yes,
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: and it's the right, It's not too sweet. It's really
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: a perfect snack because it's a dark chocolate right, exactly,
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: so nice. That's the trick. Should I get back in here? Okay?
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: There for so many things.
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: I know, it's really it started ramping up towards the end.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: Fantastic.
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: Okay, So that's the tape that I went into the
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: liquor store for which they did have, but I was
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: sitting in my car with eight minutes to get in here.
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: Try to open the tab and good luck, enjoy that
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: gift because you won't be able to actually open the
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: tape as I wasn't to finish wrapping the gift, which
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: I would have wrapped because I love a wrapping with tape.
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: Go ahead and try to even though there's a tab
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: with arrows on it.
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh wow, this tape.
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: And I said, I'm done with you. This is now
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: part of the gift.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: It's literally unopenable. This is we'll say it's a Basik product.
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: This is a basic take. And you see how I
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: ripped the top.
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: Off to try to get closer, to try to get
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: my hands in there.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: It's like an animal got to this.
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, have a version against packaging.
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: I've never seen that.
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: I enjoy wrapping the Basic brand. I wonder if that
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: your socks are also that brand.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: It's a whole. It's like ACME or something. Let's see here,
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: this is impossible.
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: I've given you.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: You have to exactly how I'm cutting at your fingers
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: when you're trying to get to it. Yes, I would
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: love to open this in front of you, though, just
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: to show you up.
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: I know I can feel it. I already know that's
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: what you're doing. And then you'd go, oh see, I
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: got it. But really what you meant is see I
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: got it and you did it, that's what you mean.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: But it's unopened, worthless.
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: Now we're back on the same team of not being
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: able to open it, and you gave it more of
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: a chance than I did.
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: Wow, this is I cannot imagine. Yeah, the basic brand
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: is be a Z went on their way to.
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: That tab and it's but they didn't think to actually
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: make it a tab.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: Wow, this is and I I really.
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: Think they made a tab that's not a real tab.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: No, this is this thing with the arrows is meaningless.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: That doesn't indicate anything. I wonder if you were to
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: dare I pull it completely open? Well, sure, we're gonnah,
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: and then you've missed the metal. Miss the metal. I
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: wonder if you can take this on an airplane. The
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: little edges there, that's.
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: My tape that I carry her out for a good luck.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: That's yeah, Okay, I'm giving up. I mean, I will
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: say I'm usually not good at opening anything, you know,
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: like a jar.
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: Now I want to give it another try.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: Try.
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: There's no way. You've just given it so many tries.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: And you actually have nails able to think get some
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: traction there. I can feel the edge, but it just
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: is so it's barely there. It's ah, it's barely there,
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: hint of an edge.
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: I have cat eyeliner all over my fingers from crying
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: from crying about that book. Oh god, I can see it.
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: I can see the edge.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: Shouldn't it be satisfying to get that open?
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah? It would. And maybe that's the purpose of this,
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: is to just let you not be satisfied and live
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: in that place of zen.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: And I'll say that it looks like the liquor store
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: has put a price tag over a price tag. So
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: I wonder if that used to be more and they
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: were like, no one's gonna be able to open this.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: Cut it the price in half. Wow, it's a useless product,
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: but almost a collector's item. Then that's something you can
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: put on a mantle.
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: That's right.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: So what Paine that can never open?
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: It's a point of reflection, like a little sand those
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: meditation things.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: Or it's like a stress ball or something. You could
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: have this in a meeting at a company. You can
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: just picking at it trying to get it open all day,
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: just stressing out. So walk me through this gift buying process.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: You got the trail mix.
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: Okay, the trail mix, I almost brought in the bag
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: of a variety of snacks that was in my car
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: just to out myself, because I was like, this is great.
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: I prefer to eat like this. It's probably. I had
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: also from the Trader Joe's the cheese and crackers, the
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: mini cheese and crackers.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, I've never had this talk about you.
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: Want to go through the box as you start eating it,
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: you want to get through the whole box. The dried mango, Oh,
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: sure of course. Oh. I had a lot of Trader
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: Joe's items. And then the pecans with the sweet and salty.
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: Oh I love those, boy, or the sesame cashews. Have
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: you had those?
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: Yes? Not as often. I'll revisit those. Thank you for
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: reminding me. I don't. I love a cashew, and I
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: think I'm so I'm so partial towards the pecan that
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: I've forgotten about the.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: Cast so interesting I've got to get I will revisit.
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: Okay, So those are my three all. And then I
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: also had a beef jerky, which I did not.
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: I did notice the beef jerky in your bed, and
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: I get that it's a brand name.
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: This was all my breakfast and that those were all
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: the items because I could mix and match.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: All the ways here saying you've got a little protein.
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: And then I and then I said, I'm going to
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: give this as a gift because I can't eat any
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: more of that. It's it's too big of a bag
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: for one person, and so to keep eating.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: Then you were at the Then you went to the
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: liquor store.
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: Oh, I went to the liquor store because I thought
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: I'd love to wrap these and I have a few minutes.
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: Let me see if they have tape. And they did,
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: and here we are. There still is more than there's
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: more in the bag that these are not even I
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: think what you're getting item here, this is actually was
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: the original actual gift. It's a real gift.
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: This is an actual thing that I actually need to
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: explain to me. Yeah, what is this? It seems like
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: a mustache keychain is what my initial guess would be.
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: Close.
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: What is It's like a furry little First.
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: Of all, it's made out of real steal skin.
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: What Yeah.
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: Second of all, I'm gonna start writing in your notebook
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: about this. It's from Callowit, Nunavut, which is in the
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: Canadian Arctic. Okay, you take a plane to Toronto, you
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: take another plane to Ottawa. You get on an airline
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: called Canadian North and you from Ottawa go another three
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: hours north. This is from just outside the Arctic Circle.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: What Yeah, when were you there?
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: I was there filming a TV show. See this is
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: real coming in bring in the juice like that bitch
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: talked about trail mix for twee in the car for
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: forty minutes. Now I'm telling you about a TV show
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: that I'm on that.
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: We How long were you up there for?
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: For three months? It's a show called North of North
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: which has started to air in Canada and it's airing
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: on Netflix, but it's coming out. If you go to
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: my Instagram, you'll see I've like post about it because
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: and I've started to post about it because it's airy
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: in Canada and I will be doing more. It'll be
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: on Netflix in the spring. They haven't given us a date,
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: but yeah, really fantastic show. I'm really proud of it.
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: I play the white lady on the show for you,
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: and it's about an Inuit woman who is trying to
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: break out of her shell because she's married to the
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: like best seal hunter in the town. Everybody knows, everybody
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: and she's trying to become herself.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: Yes, right, right.
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: And I'm like the Karen gatekeeper, who's you know, sort
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: of like, you don't know. Am I a terrible person?
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: Am I a helper? Do we need each other? Am
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: I a gatekeeper? Am I lifting her up? Am I?
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: Heartfelt but ignorant. It's a really cool part because it's
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: not a straight up bitchy Karen. It's it's a Karen with.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: Like depth and Karen we all know and love.
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: Thank you. And my character is married to an Inuit man,
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: so I've lived in their culture for you know, over
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: twenty years or whatever. But but yeah, it was really
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: cool show.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: And what was it like living up there?
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: It was it's it's wild, it's wild.
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: Just freezing cold all the time.
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: It's freezing cold all the time. I arrived in March
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: and it was twenty below and by the beginning of
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: June when I left, it was thirty two degrease bahrenheit
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: And that's warm when it's thirty two or thirty three.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: And are you seeing like crazy wildlife, any sort of
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: polar bear or anything like this?
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: What they say is, you know, polar bear hasn't walked
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: in town since nineteen sixty two or whatever. Oh interesting,
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: it could happen, but it's not going to right. And
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: also the way the landscape has sort of now, I
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: can't remember if I think it's a combo of things,
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: because there as soon as you land, you see seal hunters.
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: There's a road where we were staying, and and there's
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: a series of like inlets, so where we're staying is
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: more flat and the city was developed by the military.
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: And I can't remember why. I the polar bears were
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: closer years ago, and now maybe just the landscape has shifted,
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: so you have to go out a little further to
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: do your ice fishing and your seal hunting. And yeah,
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: I don't it's funny now. I don't know, because I've
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: certainly met a lot of people that then go to
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: the territories even outside of where we were. So where
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: we were, it was like there's the town and then
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: there's just a vast landscape, yes, right, And so a
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: lot of people we met were like, oh, I'm from
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: this territory that's even further And I kind of forgot
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: how their frequency of if they're seeing polar bears on
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: the rag interesting And I got to do a dog
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: sled ride.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: I was curious about this. How was that experience?
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: Incredible? Incredible?
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: Is it? How fast are you going when these dogs
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: are pulling you?
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: You it's very deceiving because you're sitting there and it
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: doesn't look like it's fast. And then they tell you, hey,
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: hop off the back and you try to run and
• 56:00
  Speaker 3: it's like, oh like you it's it's really hard and
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: you feel like you're gonna fall on your face.
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: Then you have to run and catch up and jump
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: back on the sleds. Yeah, they're they're they're hauling.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: And how many dogs are pulling you at once?
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: I think eight or something?
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: Interesting?
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: Was it frightening? Do you feel in control of the dogs? Like? Oh,
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: I saw you were a passenger? Or were you the driver?
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah? No, no, no, we're not the driver? No no,
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: what did they call that? The the mush musher Ours
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: was led by a dad and then his daughter. I
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: think there was one other person helping. So you arrive,
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: you pull up and you can see them far away,
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: so you've parked, and then you walk down, you trek down.
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: I mean it's all there's no trees, so it's all ice.
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: So you walk down a little embankment and then you
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: get down and all the dogs. There was two teams
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: and they're just chilling sitting outside. They never go inside.
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: These huskies wore wild animals, but yet you are allowed
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: to go up and touch them just like they're they're
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: like dogs, but.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: Like like very close to their answers.
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're kind of wild, so you're like, oh, it's
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: like they're not scary, but they're a little bit like
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: if you had a wild dog that was just running
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: into you really and it was kind of stinky, you know,
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: although it was cold seat or like kind of like
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: a little dirty, you know, maybe maybe.
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: They have.
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: Squiggled around in some seal guts or something, who knows,
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: who knows. No, they were clean. I don't know. I
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: don't know why I'm going down that road. They're they're
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: outdoor dogs. They were very very clean and well kept
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: by their owners. And then and that's their job. And uh,
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: we had the daughter taking us, so we both had sleds.
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's a total tourist thing, but this is
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: their real team of dogs that has been carried down
• 57:59
  Speaker 3: through tradition, so they do use the dogs to go
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: out on the land for whatever run errands.
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: So yeah, we're passengers and then the daughters in front
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: of us and it's me and one other person.
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: That's how big the little sled is.
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: And then there's a kind of a ledge and it's
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: just you know, by a ledge on the back you
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: can stand. And then a person goes in front of
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: us on a snowmobile just to you know.
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: Because it's sure just to show off, just to.
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: Show off and be in communication with the other.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: There aren't any dangers.
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: Oh no, I know what it is. We then you
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: ride the snowmobile back, so you sweach.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: Interesting.
• 58:42
  Speaker 3: That's that's how big.
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: Our group was.
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: So depending on your group, you couldn't. Yeah, and then
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: you get this sled on the way back. But it's
• 58:49
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's an all day Where do.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: You go just further out in the Arctic that's the thing.
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: Wow, that's the thing that was so amazing because you're
• 59:00
  Speaker 3: your eyes. It's such a vast nothingness that you can't avoid. Yeah,
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: a really beautiful void.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: I loved it.
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: And did you have to like bundle up completely?
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: What are you crazy?
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: I mean it ended up being fine, but going into it,
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: this was probably the most worried about bundling up. I
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: was the whole trip, just because it's like, then you
• 59:25
  Speaker 3: get out there and what if I'm a big baby
• 59:27
  Speaker 3: and I'm like I'm getting frost bit and you can't
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: like there's nothing you could do. Yeah, every other place
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: I was there was some type of escape, and you
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: definitely are out in the elements. But you know that
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: I knew how to do it by that time. You
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: have a certain amount of socks.
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: Do they bring up picnic? What are you eating out there?
• 59:47
  Speaker 3: Nothing?
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: Nothing, you'd bring your own snacks. Did you bring a
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: trail mix?
• 59:52
  Speaker 3: What did you bring? Yeah?
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: I think we had a We had a bar and
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: a little bit of water.
• 59:58
  Speaker 3: But that's on you. That's where your brain went.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: Of course, I'm wondering what was happening the lunch situation.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: But then you come back at night.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: No, I okay, I was exaggerating. It was probably a
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: lot of lies. No one lie all. I mean, I
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 3: get And I wasn't even lying all day for a
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 3: for going straight out into the Arctic.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: Okay, in this place, the story is falling apart as
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: we speak.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: It may have been four hours.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: Four hours, that's a long time.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 3: It is.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: It is in the middle of it is nothing.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: It really is. Wow.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I could do it. I don't
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: know how strong. I appreciate that.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 3: And you will look in that notebook. There's a ticket.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 3: This trail mix is for you out on the sled.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 3: That tape is what's going to keep you on the sled.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: You get into a weapon, yeah, defend myself out.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: Keychain is for the keys and keep you warm the
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: ski do Yeah, you're gonna get on your hog and
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 3: take your skidoo out on on on the trail and
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: get yourself some seal to feed the whole family. And
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: by the way, it's instantly normal when you land the
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 3: seal hunting.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's just if I try to tell people.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 3: But I was in such a immersed in the culture
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 3: that when I came back, I wanted I kind of
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: wanted to share this profound thing. And a lot of
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: people are just like they're interested, and then they're like, no, no.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: It's hard to.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 3: In yeah. Right, And if you say something like seal
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 3: hunting in La, if you even say that phrase.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: It's a tough thing to hear out loud.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't want to say that out loud, but
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 3: when you're there, you just immediately are like, oh, this is.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: This is what they've done culture right.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: Centuries and this is how they sustain and will feed
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: up family.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: Right with every part of the seal. It's not a
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: Cruella de Ville situation. That's what you're going to start
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: exactly way. But now I do own you're going, yes, seals.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: What is a pelt seal?
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 3: Fur? Oh, and the shape of that is an ulu
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: and so the top it's just the design, but the
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: real thing is a tool that's like a knife for everything. Yeah,
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: and it's a very sharp blade. And so they'll have
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 3: their frozen caribou is like their sushi. So you can
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 3: get the carcass and you're cutting little slivers off of
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: that and dipping it in soy sauce.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: Did you eat that?
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 3: I sure did.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: How was it? It was not bad?
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 3: It definitely has like a bit of an aftertaste, which
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 3: I could see, not unlike sushi. Once you get used
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: to the taste, you start to crave it. I did
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 3: not get to that point with it. And then there
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: was one day because we had quite a few casts
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: and crew, well all the crewmember most of the crew
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: members that are from there or I'm a different territory
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 3: and one of the ladies you know on the WhatsApp
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 3: she said, well, I have Walworths if you want to,
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 3: and I just I was like I can't. Whatever was
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 3: going on with me that day, I was just like,
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: I'm not ready. And then I never got the chance
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 3: to do that again.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: Right, I don't entirely blame you. That's the thing you
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: have to, I think, prepare for mentally.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I wasn't prepared. I should have been because I
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 3: had been there for a while.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: But sure, but maybe just wasn't for it that day.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: Sometimes you're not in the mood for a reason.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: I'm in my room with my trail mix Walrus.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: Wow. Okay, Well, I'm thrilled to have this. I feel
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: like I'm gonna get red paint thrown on me. Pete's
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: coming for me. Don't tell anybody what it is. It's
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: our secret. It's our little secret. This will all be
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: edited out the last half hour of the podcast.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 3: You know, if somebody is a fan of the podcast
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 3: and they want to find you and throw red paint
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 3: on you, good for them. Yeah, then that's.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: That's somebody with a real they've got something, passion, hobby,
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: It's ultimately a hobby.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 3: I want to believe that people that have heard about
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 3: that on this podcast right now will respect.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: I think so absolutely.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: And then for the ones that don't, you just lie
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 3: and say, oh, it's not real, seal skin? Are you crazy?
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: Who do you think I am?
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 3: Who do you? Who are you? And who do you
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: think I am? And how dare you you pull one
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 3: of those? Just right back at you. You know, I'm
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 3: gonna a cone of my own energy.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: Yes, people.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 3: Go the opposite way, make them accept that.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: It, yeah, exactly, kind of force them into my polue system, which,
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: by way of me visit the Arctic. Respect.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: Wow, Wow, Well, is there anything left we should say
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: about this? It's so soft, isn't it. Yeah, it's unbelievably so.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 3: There's a lot left on the table. But I feel
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 3: we've said enough.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: Said enough. We should play a game. Then, Okay, we're
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: gonna play a game called Gift You're a curse. I
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: need a number between one and ten from you to
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: say out loud, yeah.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 3: You're not gonna pull my card or anything.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: This becomes all right? Okay. I have to use that
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: number to do some light calculating to get our game pieces.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: So right now you can promote, recommend to whatever you want.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: I'll be right back.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 3: Hey everybody, my name's Marylyn mis Cup. I'd like to
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 3: promote Kroger Trail makes. Try it out. It's pretty cool.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 3: It's yet M and M's almonds cash us. I think
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 3: I think we've already covered that. Don't really need to
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 3: plug that. But please please find me on social media.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 3: If you follow me on TikTok, maybe TikTok will be saved.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: Think about it like that. Maybe they'll say, oh, Marylyn's
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: just starting to get followers. We're going to reverse the
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: ruling and we're gonna keep TikTok. We're not afraid of
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 3: the Chinese. There are friends.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: TikTok. By the time this is released, I guess will
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: be done.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I sure will. I know, as I was saying that,
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 3: I realized, I mean, it's on, it's on like Donkey
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: Kong in like two days from now or something.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: Unless some horrible person here bies it, that very well
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: could happen.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 3: What a world that we live in, We really don't
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 3: know like that could happen. Oh yeah, and also I
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 3: don't even understand.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: How how they buy a tour now? How sorry?
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 3: How is this a thing with the Supreme Court? Aren't
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 3: there multiple other ways that we're getting disinformation and we're
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 3: getting a cat from other countries?
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: Facebook? Instagram?
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 3: Well that's our that's our own. We're doing it to ourselves.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: Well, but all these countries are also vulnerable.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 3: So how is it this big stand against TikTok. It's
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 3: like none of this is regulated and we're getting by
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 3: bots all the time, So how is this It seems
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 3: like we're this is where we lose. We're humans going,
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 3: we're going to pass a law on this. It's like
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 3: it's done.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: It's not gonna protect everybody. Half of our brains are gone.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 3: Half of everything I watch is built by Russia, half
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 3: of the emotional tie I have to anything I see online?
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 3: Did you see on Instagram? They're like, we're going to
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 3: start this was a couple of weeks ago, putting AI.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: Users like immediately like racist caricatures of people for.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 3: Things that you like that'll make you feel good.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: That's dark.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 3: It's so dark, So that's what it's going to be.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: It simply doesn't solve any problem. There was no one
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: was hoping to have a computer friend. No one, that's
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: just like based.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 3: On Hey, it's better for comedy, am I right? Come
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 3: see me comedy somewhere else? I can't remember. You got
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 3: a full roster.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: Okay, this is how we play Gift or a Curse.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna name three things and then you tell me
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: if they are a gift or a curse and why,
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: and then I'll tell you if you're right or wrong.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: Because there are correct answers, you can lose, you can
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: also win. You can also be in between and be
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: kind of just feel bad for the rest of the day.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: So be careful.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 3: You're urging me to make a strong choice.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just be can mess up the name, Okay, I'll
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: be careful of warning. Okay, does that feel pretty clear
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: to you?
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: I mean, who why? There's been a lot of red
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: flags with me. There's been a lot of red flags.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: I've been we've been coming up to this game, and
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: I thought this might not get like she.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 3: Couldn't get through world literature or a reading comprehension test
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 3: the author of the book she's reading right now.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: They let her really spell out.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 3: The rule die.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: Okay. This first one is from a listener named Emily.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: The suggestion is gift her a curse. You're taking a
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: photo of your family when a stranger offers to take
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: the photo for you so you can be in the
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: picture too. Curse why fuck you?
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 3: Micromanagement? Oh you think I want to be in the picture.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: I'm against that. I'm against the group picture in general.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 3: Just leave me alone.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: Correct curse pervert alerts say out of our family's business.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 3: Yes, I didn't go quite so far as pervert, but yes,
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 3: right there with you.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: We don't know you. Also, you might be bad at
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: taking pictures, and then we're stuck with your bad photo.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: There's no element of this that we could trust. They
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: might take the phone.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 3: Run how fast can you run? Yes, exactly my phone.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: I don't want you anywhere near me or my family.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 3: That'd be kind of cool if somebody did it and
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 3: then just threw it over the bridge. Now you have
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 3: a memory of your phone in the Thames Thames.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: That's I support that great?
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 3: How great would that be?
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: You would talk about that for the rest of your life.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 3: And you know what, I wouldn't even press charges because
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 3: it too much work. I'd be like, give me your ID,
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 3: let me call the police. Like what it'd be like
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 3: pissed and then all your rage. Yeah, and you would
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 3: come together as a You think a photo's gonna make
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 3: you come together?
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: No, this is a common animate Yes, who has shocked
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: you and thrown away your device, Thank you and probably
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: helped you. That'd be great.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 3: More people, just takes and rivers.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: We need this straight into the Grand Canyon. Yes, okay,
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: well you got one right so far, very good. Number
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: two this is from a listener named Mark. Gift or
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: a curse unpacking boxes you forgot about for a year
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: after you moved. Oh curse, why throw it away? You
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: forgot about it?
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 3: It's done, goodbye.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: Curse wrong.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 3: No, oh you're going to open it and get sentimental. Oh,
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 3: here's the tape I could never open. Here's the trail mags,
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 3: here's the sealskin keychain.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: It's a gift. Well, these are great gifts.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 3: This is an excellent every gift I gave you.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: Everything you gave me is I will be selling me.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: I'll be getting on Craigslist and listening ebaying these things.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: Bag half bag of trail makes Now.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 3: I put my heart in this gift and you.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: Know it absolutely, And you went above and beyond. You
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: even tried to open the tape.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 3: But these fails, we both have a notebook to reflect,
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 3: reflect together.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: Remember, but you you did lose this point. It's a
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: gift to unpack a box you forgot about a year. Okay,
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: you might you know your life is being shifted in
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: all new ways. Maybe it's dragging you back into the past.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: What's an experience.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 3: It's like you're coming to my side. See, you can't
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 3: even say you're you know that. You know that's not good.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 3: As you're saying it, you're like, go back into the path.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: Boo when any racket you lost and you're thinking, I.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 3: Look like, let me get her off the You know
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 3: I did go through a box of photos.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: Okay, now you're coming to my side.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 3: I am. I don't know if it was worth it.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 3: Maybe my child, but yeah maybe. And then there was
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 3: a bunch of pictures the nineties, super nostalgic. But also
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 3: but why.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: Because you gotta have that on occasion, a little taste
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: of nostalgia. You need to have it on occasion. I'm
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: back on your side, okay, number three.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 3: You know that's mostly a curse.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: Though you're not getting me, You will not get me.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 3: That's a real hard line. That was unnecessary and hurtful.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: Okay. Number three This is from a listener name to
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: Rachel Gift for a curse when a child actor is
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: replaced in a TV show.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 3: My investment level in that is low. You know I'm
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 3: gonna go curse. I feel like I'm I'm gonna go curse.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 3: I feel like you're gonna go the opposite way.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: You just have kind of no feeling about it.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 3: No, I'm gonna say curse because that if they are
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 3: replacing that actor, that means they fed up in the
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 3: first place, and that the show is already tanking and
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 3: they think firing a child is going to make it better. No, sir, no,
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 3: you don't do that, or the or the kid has
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 3: changed their look or aged out. You're done right to
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 3: be a better writer. Make the child get lost and
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 3: never come back. That's better and I'm correct and I'm
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 3: correct wrong.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: Sorry, No, Gift. I love when the child gets replaced.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: They should be replacing the child every scene like they
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: do with dogs. I think that the child, just like you,
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: should be so disoriented by this casting. I'm back children
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: out of the studio, bring the next one in.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 3: You're right, I'm wrong, and I will also, that's very funny.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: Madmen classic show. They replaced the Bobby Don Draper's son
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: got play so many times.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 3: That's right.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: There was always a little something.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 3: I don't even remember that. That's how much you're correct.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: The original one was. Then with children, they all look
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: the same.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 3: They're interchangeable.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: They're all just little clones, little annoying clones. You can
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: throw them in there, I say, replace them as often
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: as possible, even with camera changes. Let's say you know
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: it's just a new child, a gift. You got one
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: out of three?
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 3: What no, I got two out of three? You're wrong
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 3: about that?
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: You got one out of three? You can.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 3: You're incorrect and you know it in your heart, moving
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 3: on in your heart.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: Okay, Well, honlys do you have your thing?
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 3: I do? I do?
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: Okay? Is this is holysts one round of PA like
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: your boy and at least has a great voice onals
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: is going to present one that neither of us is
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: going to do, and we're going to both try and
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: then they're going to give us the correct answer. So
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: what are we talking about here?
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 4: Onal's well, earlier Bridger, you mentioned that you were in
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 4: need of a shower, So this is about when you shower,
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 4: so gift or a curse? Showering at night.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: I'll speak to this. I think it's a gift. I
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: think showering at night is so wonderful. It feels great
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: after a long, disgusting day to be in the shower
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: cleaning yourself off, and then you're relaxed. It's not like
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: the morning shower where you have to end it quickly.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: You can hop in there and it's more of a
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: let's we're just relaxing. We're not going back to work.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: We're getting into bed and keeping our sheets clean. I
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: don't do it that often, though, it's more of a
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: little treat the same.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 3: It's a gift.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: Am I the same?
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 3: I don't do it often either.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: You probably do it more often.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 3: We do it tonight and then when we get in bed,
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 3: right in our notebook.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: Oh that's great. But I think there are people who
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: will only shower at night. But I have to do both.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: I can't start a day without showering, So then am
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: I being wasteful if I'm doing double showers.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 3: I've started a day without showering.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: Never in my life.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 3: Are you someone who will get up and get ready
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 3: no matter what.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: Almost make your bed and get dressed. Yes, even like
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: during early COVID, I was like, I would get up.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 3: That's really smart. I aspire to be you, and I
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 3: would like to I would like to invite myself back
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 3: on the podcast. And at some point, and when you
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 3: invite me back, you say, have you started getting dressed
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 3: in something other than sweatpants?
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: That'll be a life check in. Yeah, I'm going to
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: call you in the middle of another episode, or.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 3: Am I excommunicating? Just tell me I don't even better
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 3: care absolutely, and then then I'll do that to cover up.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 3: I don't even care.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: No, It's very rare that I'm in a I mean
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: there are days every once in a while I'm in
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: a robe until eleven thirty. But okay, for the most part.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 3: Saying that, for.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: The most part, I'm like, I feel just better and
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: ready to go, even despite the fact that I rarely
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: have anything to do.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 3: Ever, and what pont are you putting on? Like a gene?
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: A gene, I will say. On the other side of
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: the day, though, I used to wear jeans up until
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: I went to bed. I would wear my full day's
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: outfit until I was done watching TV and everything. Then
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: I would switch into pajamas. And I've only in the
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: last couple of years allowed myself to be like, Okay,
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: I'm not going out. It's time. Like we're at the
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: point of the day where I'm in the house. Put
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: on something more comfortable, something slightly more relaxing. Okay. I
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: don't know why I had to be ready to go
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: until the very last minute of my day.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 3: That sounds healthy.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: You're watching TV in a pair of like dark blue
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: jeans and a tuxedo.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 3: Secret Lives of Mormon, Oh.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: My god, I mean this podcast could go for another
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: two hours. You bring up that don't start?
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 3: Don't start. I heard you talking about it, and I did.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 3: I dipped in there too.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: I started watching the show. Did you finish it? No?
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: I mean it's not a well produced No.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 3: But now I kind of I feel like I will
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 3: get back in there.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: It's coming back for another season. I get very far.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 3: But you know, when it starts, there's that lady who
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 3: I've already forgotten all their names, the one who has
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 3: got pregnant.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: Oh at the very beginning, Oh right, Taylor, I think, yes, yes, uh,
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: we'll see how that show goes.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 3: How far in did she have her baby?
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: And I can. I can barely remember anything. I remember
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: they go to the roller skating center I went to
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: in middle school. Oh yeah, So that was part of
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: the problem for me is I was like, while watching
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: it was like, none of this seems that exotic or
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: interesting to me because I know this personality, this sort
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: of boring person But then I kind of got caught
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: up in it and we'll probably continue to watch it
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: until it's over for whatever reason. Anally, what's the verdict
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: as far as gift are a curse?
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 4: Of course it's a gift. Of course it's a gift.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: And I are we back together? I think this has
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: really brought us all back together.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm so proud of you both.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 3: Grank you.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a wonder. Nobody can argue against a shower
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: at night, and if they do, they're disgusting. Yes, okay,
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: this is the final segment of the podcast. People write
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: into I said no gifts at gmail dot com, begging
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: for answers. We hope me answer a question. Yes, okay,
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: this says hello Bridger Honali's and audacious guest. Okay, that's interesting.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 3: Wow, we're not back we were back together and that
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 3: real backslashsh new way this listeners come between a two
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 3: of us. I have to I have to take.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: Pick a team. Our bakery recently received some national recognition.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, I know who this is. This is well,
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: I will say this is actually a bakery in Maine
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: called The Place Bakery who has now become a listener
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: of the podcast, and they it is a very good bakery.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: But now let's see what happened.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 3: I want to go there, say no more.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: Recently received some national recognition. They were in the New
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: York Times. Congratulations, and people will not stop talking about it. Okay,
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: now I'm starting to feel like this is they're trying
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: to force me into an advertisement.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 3: Well, sure does feel like that.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: Validation for our hard work feels great, But we're a
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: very small operation of two humans and it's become extremely overwhelming.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 3: Shark Tank.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: National press for a tiny food business is the ultimate
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: gift or a curse. What are some responses I can
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: use to end the bakery talk and move on, Some
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: for ending the conversation entirely, and some which subjects would
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: be great. You'res truly a baker having frequent panic attacks, Chelsea, Well,
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: I don't talking about this is gonna.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 3: Help I know you recognition you're getting right now.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: This is going to destroy the baker's got you.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 3: Product placement on every show I work on from here,
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 3: every comedy sid.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: I do you're going to bring up the place bakery,
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: the place baker? I uh, what do we do? I
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: mean my immediate what my brain goes to. If you
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: want people to stop talking about your bakery is get
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: shut down by the health department. Hey, then no one's
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: gonna be talking about your opport. I mean maybe for
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: another week where they're like, yeah, place is overrun by rats,
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: too much salt. Yeah, but how else do you get
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: people to stop talking about your bakery? Start making less
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: good things worse customer service, make the hours a erratic
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: where no one can really they show up, still.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 3: Show up, don't put your dark blue jeans on in
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 3: the morning.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: And if it's in the moment someone won't stop talking
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: about your bakery. Maybe bring up the death in the family.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 2: M h.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 3: We associate that with the with the delicious bite they're
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 3: about to eat exactly.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: Bring in some sort of yeah, the death cake death
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: muffin personal tragedy that will end a conversation pretty quickly. Yeah, uh,
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: comment on their body. That'll get somebody to stop talking
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: to you.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, put the calories as they're eating it, make sure
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 3: they know how many calories are in it.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 2: There.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: I feel like Chelsea has not put in the work
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: here to stop these conversations on her own. Rather, she
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: turns to me.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a bit of a humble brag.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: Oh it's an enormous I mean what she's done here
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: is insidious. Yes, they've gotten free advertising. Yeah, they've bragged.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: Brag BRAGSCA called the guests. She didn't know who it
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: was going to be so rude. I mean, Chelsea, the
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: way she owes us for her continued success.
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  Speaker 3: You'd better send some baked goods. All two of you
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 3: get in that kitchen.
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  Speaker 1: Full day's work. I mean, I mean, it's I mean,
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: it's ultimately unfair and disgusting.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 3: Is she saying we're very happy with the way things are.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: It seems like, I mean that would be a gift,
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: because you got.
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  Speaker 3: To learn that you don't want to be.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: Bigger, right, So that is a gift. Yeah, Like we're
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: good just in our little thing, making our beautiful pastries.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: This is all we'll ever need, And this is what
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 1: success is.
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  Speaker 3: No thank you? You know? Did I have a big
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 3: house one time? When I made a lot of money
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 3: on TV? And then the that had a lady in
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 3: an urn entile and gold fixtures, and I said, ha
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 3: ha ha, and then I bought the house and then
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 3: the market crashed and I was no longer on TV.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 3: Did I learn from that that I don't need a house?
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 3: But am I glad I have the experience? Of course,
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 3: so they got the experience of people wanting them, and
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 3: then they.
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  Speaker 1: Go, let's make some croissants.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want I don't want it. Who needs a
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 3: six thousand square foot house? Not me? Mine is like
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 3: a weird humble brag. But then sad so revealing of
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 3: oh no, you know what, that's how I learned by doing? Okay,
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 3: sue me. Do you think I when I'm threatened by
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 3: the fires and I have no uh fire insurance? Do
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 3: you know how I got to the place of like,
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 3: I guess it is all gone? By having it gone? Yes,
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 3: now I'm not afraid of it. So I don't know
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 3: how that speaks to the bakery.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: Well, what I think is these people need to have
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: a little more gratitude.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, say we're doing here. Hire some more people.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: Yes, turn into a massive franchise. Yeah, where the quality
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: goes down. That all got people to stop talking. Sell
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: it to investment bankers. Yeah, say goodbye to the place.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 3: Don't be afraid of successes. Fear is not a smooth
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 3: but is a share of his. That we're nice, that
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 3: we're bigger than our.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: Wildest putting the steampunk.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 3: Fla and let it fly, and let it fly. And
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 3: the next thing you know, you'll be starting a You're
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 3: going to be the next movie. It's about your bakery.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: People be taking a picture in an AMC with your
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: croissants or whatever. You're not knowing entirely what the movie's about.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 3: Blake Lively is going to start.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 1: Lawsuits are flying left and right. Yes, things are being
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 1: exposed and uh.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the gratitude. And it's very hard. I would think
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 3: it's very hard to make a name. I know from
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 3: watching Shark Tank in a food industry.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's very hard.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 3: So what's the prob.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: Chelsea? Don't write back in, don't write back in. We
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 1: don't want to ever hear from you again. Well, I
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 1: think we answered, but I.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 3: Do want to try your stuff.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 1: Yes, and I'm.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 3: Sounds lovely and your bakery. I'd love to know what
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 3: your specialty item is at the bakery.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 1: This stressing summertime crazy. Yeah, we answered the question to
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: write in our books. I've got my socks, my micro
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 1: cruise micro cruise socks, my keychain, my bag of snacks,
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 1: and then my unusable tape. Yes, I'm set for life. Yes,
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 1: what a gift. I know I've had such a wonderful
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 1: time with you.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 3: I've had a wonderful time. Thank you for having me listener.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: The podcast is over. I know you didn't want or
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 1: expect this to happen at any point, but you have
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 1: to face reality. I'm not responsible for anything in your life.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 1: That's on you. Do what you need to do. I
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 1: love you, goodbye. I said No Gifts is an exactly
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 1: right production. Our senior producer is on A Lisa Nelson,
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 1: and our episodes are beautifully mixed by Ben Holliday. The
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 1: theme song is by miracle Worker Amy Mann, and we
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 1: couldn't do it with out our booker, Patrick Cottner. You
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 1: must follow the show on Instagram at I said No Gifts,
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 1: That's where you're going to see pictures of all these
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 1: wonderful gifts. I'm getting and don't you want to see
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 1: the gifts?
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 2: And I invited you here, thought I made myself perfectly clear.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 2: When you're a guest to my home, you gotta come
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 2: to me empty. And I said, no gifts. You're our presences,
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 2: presence and I already had too much stuff, So how
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 2: do you dare to surbey me?