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How did YOU embarrass yourself in front of someone CUTE · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Us up. Charlie.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, how's it going good?
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  Speaker 1: You're on there?
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  Speaker 2: Uh yeah. So I had a situation. You know, I
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  Speaker 2: was at the gym, and uh, you know, these days,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if it's really appropriate to approaching people
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  Speaker 2: at the gym, you know, just because that's a place
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  Speaker 2: of working out and getting your thing right. But there
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  Speaker 2: was a situation. There was a girl. She was looking
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  Speaker 2: at me, I was looking at her. There was a
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  Speaker 2: lot of back and forth moments, and I'm like, I
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  Speaker 2: just just getting this thing. I said, I should approachest,
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  Speaker 2: I should go talk to her. And then after like
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, like fifteen minutes of back and forth,
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  Speaker 2: I'm I'm gonna go do it, and I approach her,
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  Speaker 2: but I'm I'm kind of left holding this kettlebell and
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  Speaker 2: I'm kind of like fiddle faddling with it. Well, I'm
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  Speaker 2: thinking about what I'm going to say to her, and
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  Speaker 2: right as I approach her and I'm about to say
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  Speaker 2: my first word, I dropped my I dropped this kedle
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  Speaker 2: bolt that's like thirty five pounds lads right on my toes.
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  Speaker 2: Uh yeah, I fractured one of them. I booked the
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  Speaker 2: other one.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, that.
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  Speaker 2: They had to call the ambulance. Everybody was looking at me.
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  Speaker 2: It was a whole scene.
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  Speaker 1: Did you talk to her? That's a great way to
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  Speaker 1: break the dice.
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  Speaker 2: I got high out and then that was pretty much it, because.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta high.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then it just kind of like it. She
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  Speaker 2: looked concerned, which I think might be kind of Amen.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I meant I mean sympathy, Like next time you
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  Speaker 3: see her, she'd be like, oh my gosh, how's your foot?
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  Speaker 4: And that's the door to open the conversation, right if
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  Speaker 4: you do.
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  Speaker 1: You have a boot on?
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  Speaker 5: Now?
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  Speaker 1: Is that what they do when you break your toe?
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  Speaker 1: You got like a boot?
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  Speaker 2: And then yeah, so I was thinking about waiting before,
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  Speaker 2: to wait until the boots off.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, here's here's what you do. You
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  Speaker 1: go with the boot.
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  Speaker 5: Go with the boot, walk over to her next time
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  Speaker 5: and be like, as I was saying, that's that's good.
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  Speaker 2: Oh man, I think I think it might actually work.
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  Speaker 1: You're right, I can't wait for you guys to get married.
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  Speaker 5: I saw this video on Instagram and it was one
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  Speaker 5: of these girls that was working out and she put
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  Speaker 5: the camera on selfie mode and she's and she's really attractive.
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  Speaker 5: And she caught on video a guy behind her was
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  Speaker 5: walking and got distracted looking at her as one would.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, he's just beautiful, and he trips over the
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  Speaker 5: bench and falls and immediately starts doing push ups. It's
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  Speaker 5: so funny and it's totally real and you can tell
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  Speaker 5: you And then she's like, I believe I caught this
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  Speaker 5: on film.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, that's amazing, Charlie, thanks for calling it.
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 5: That was That was a great one's brighten up our day,
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  Speaker 5: funny story. Thanks for listening. Eight seven seven ninety three
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  Speaker 5: seven one o four seven. Tell us the ways you
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  Speaker 5: embarrassed yourself in front of someone.
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  Speaker 1: Sexy or cute. We'll talk to you next. It's John
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  Speaker 1: Jaye Rich, John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 5: We're in the middle of the ways you embarrassed yourself
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  Speaker 5: in front of someone cute.
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  Speaker 1: Lindsey, good morning. What'd you do so last week?
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  Speaker 3: I totally embarrassed myself in front of a really cute
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  Speaker 3: guy at Starbucks. And I was just started doing some
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  Speaker 3: work and this gorgeous man walks in and I had
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  Speaker 3: to do something because like, it's really rare to see
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  Speaker 3: an actually attractive guy just out in the wild like that.
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  Speaker 3: I stood up trying to look all casual and confident
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  Speaker 3: to go up to him, but my purse strap got
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  Speaker 3: hooked on my chair, which then dragged the chair across
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  Speaker 3: the floor, and he stumbling straight into the trash can
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  Speaker 3: with this huge metal clang, and like the whole place
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  Speaker 3: went silent. Everyone looked the cute guy saw everything. Instead
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  Speaker 3: of just laughing it off like a normal human, I
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  Speaker 3: panicked and I looked right at him, dead in his
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  Speaker 3: eyes and said, I meant to do that. I meant
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  Speaker 3: to do that.
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  Speaker 1: I remember you. I remember you. Yeah, God, Lindsey, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm flattered. That's so embarrassing that. Oh my god, it's.
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  Speaker 5: Reverse embarrassing now because now I know that story is
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  Speaker 5: about me, my god, and I helped you.
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  Speaker 1: I remember it.
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  Speaker 5: I picked up I picked up your order, paid for
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  Speaker 5: it all for everybody in the restaurant, and I went
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  Speaker 5: outside and I start paying for every I was like,
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  Speaker 5: who else has bills here?
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  Speaker 1: And I was it over.
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  Speaker 5: That's such a cute story, Oh, Lindsey, that's great. I
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  Speaker 5: remember I said, great performance, didn't I?
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  Speaker 1: I was like, a great performance you did? Yeah? Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's so cute. Oh well, Lindzie, thanks for calling in
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  Speaker 1: that's so cute. Thank you.
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  Speaker 4: Have you guys ever walked and gotten your like pant
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  Speaker 4: pocket hooked on the door?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, pant pocket.
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  Speaker 4: So embarrassing even just trying to put on a jacket
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  Speaker 4: in front of people and your jacket won't go on
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  Speaker 4: because you can't find the sleep sure, and they're like,
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  Speaker 4: you know, people are watching you, like can you get
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  Speaker 4: your yourself together and your arms like just.
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  Speaker 1: Flailing back and taking a jacket off.
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  Speaker 5: When you put the jacket on. After you're taking the
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  Speaker 5: jacket off and you can't find and you're doing that
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  Speaker 5: woman the hey dean, good morning. Tell us about the
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  Speaker 5: time you embarrass yourself in front of someone cute.
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  Speaker 6: That was at the grocery store and there was this
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  Speaker 6: cute girl next to me and I was in the
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  Speaker 6: produce section. I was like trying to play it cool,
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  Speaker 6: and I'm standing in front of the avocados and I'm like,
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  Speaker 6: let me just grab one, you know, and squeeze it.
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  Speaker 6: Pretend like I know how to pick out a good
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  Speaker 6: avocado kind of thing. And I don't know what I
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  Speaker 6: was doing, but I squeezed it in such a way
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  Speaker 6: somehow it went flying out of my hand and fell
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  Speaker 6: onto the floor and just smashed in a way that
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  Speaker 6: I just went flying into pieces. Part of it went
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  Speaker 6: on her, which just added to the embarrassment. The grocery
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  Speaker 6: store clerk just handed me some paper towels like it
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  Speaker 6: was my job to pick, like I was just like
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  Speaker 6: a top of that just spilled juice through the Here
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  Speaker 6: you go, Bud. There was no recovering from that. I'm afraid.
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  Speaker 2: An accident, yeah, total accident.
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  Speaker 6: But I mean, I don't know. I feel like maybe
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  Speaker 6: there is a way for someone more smooth than I
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  Speaker 6: to recover from getting smashed avocado all over someone that
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  Speaker 6: you're trying to talk to.
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  Speaker 5: You pick the wrong vegetable, you gotta be you gotta
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  Speaker 5: you gotta pick a different vegetables. You gotta do like
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  Speaker 5: a like a zucchini or cucom yeah, and then you
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  Speaker 5: uh yeah, and then you gotta make some comment like
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  Speaker 5: that like avocado.
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  Speaker 1: All right. Well that's cute, brother. Well thanks for sharing
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  Speaker 1: that with us, Dean, have a great day you too.
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  Speaker 5: If you got any more you want to share with us,
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  Speaker 5: text us, text Jyard whatever your embarrassing story is to
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  Speaker 5: nine six eight ninety three.