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Full Show 2-5-26: The $80 Dog Hair · The Alabama Show On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Stirring the pot one morning at a time. Welcome looking
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  Speaker 1: through the Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 2: I just figured out what it is?
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  Speaker 3: What is what?
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  Speaker 2: My face is swallowen? My sinuses are going crazy.
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  Speaker 4: It's your dip.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think that's on me. That was your decision
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  Speaker 3: on what we did. That is you.
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  Speaker 4: Did you ever get sick yesterday?
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  Speaker 2: No? Fine, Producer Blake finished eating the whole dip, and
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  Speaker 2: you crashed out real hard yesterday when you finished it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm still trying to come back up.
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  Speaker 4: Did you tell your girlfriend about it?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 3: I forgot. I tried to erase it from my memory.
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  Speaker 3: Okay that it existed.
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  Speaker 2: Next, the next thing you make, this is what we're
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  Speaker 2: gonna do. You have to take it home for your
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  Speaker 2: girlfriend at last to taste test.
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  Speaker 6: I don't think she would like this bit that it
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  Speaker 6: would make you make it better because I think I
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  Speaker 6: think I make Yesterday, we made.
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  Speaker 2: Producer Blake make a dip and he used ghost pepper chicken.
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  Speaker 4: If you want to go back.
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  Speaker 2: Our ghost peppers, go back and listen to the Alabama.
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  Speaker 4: Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app.
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  Speaker 2: But I think that you purposely make things bad when
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  Speaker 2: I give you this challenge because you know, I got
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  Speaker 2: to try it, so if I give it to your girlfriend,
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  Speaker 2: you're going to have to make it good.
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  Speaker 3: No, I think you misunderstand what I think here.
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  Speaker 4: Anyway, Good morning, Thank you for listening to the show.
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  Speaker 4: We're happy you're here. On the way more fun things.
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  Speaker 2: At seven o'clock, I got an update on the ear
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  Speaker 2: eight o'clock producer Blake is going to do football things
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  Speaker 2: and okay, it's going to be a good time.
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  Speaker 4: So thanks for being here. Good morning.
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  Speaker 1: It's what the hell headlines?
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  Speaker 4: What the hell are you talking about?
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  Speaker 2: On the Alabama show, a bunch of honey got recalled
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  Speaker 2: because it had ce alice.
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  Speaker 3: Why how do you mix that up?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: And if you don't know what cialis is for, it's
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  Speaker 2: medication used for google it. Yeah, a bunch of it
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  Speaker 2: had to be pulled off the shelves, like a whole
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  Speaker 2: bunch of it because the FDA did some testing and
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  Speaker 2: found an ingredient in the honey. So people are walking
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  Speaker 2: around with yep, you know, you know the honey. It's
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  Speaker 2: like a little honey jar that says energy support. So
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  Speaker 2: it's not like a big regular it's not the Teddy
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  Speaker 2: Bear honey Okay.
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  Speaker 4: If you got that, you're safe.
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  Speaker 1: Super easy trivia with the Yellabama Show eight.
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  Speaker 2: Three, three five one, Bama is the number to call
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  Speaker 2: the show.
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  Speaker 4: Chris, good morning. Are you a big kid Cuddy fan?
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  Speaker 5: H yeah, I like it's pretty cool.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, let's get you in. Let's get you tickets to
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  Speaker 4: the show. Producer Blake is your lifeline. I'll ask the questions.
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  Speaker 2: Question number one, what is something that you hit with
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  Speaker 2: a hammer?
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  Speaker 5: A nail?
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  Speaker 4: Good job.
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  Speaker 3: There's so many answers that one's a hard one.
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  Speaker 4: Pretty much, Producer Blake.
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  Speaker 2: There's a lot of Producer Blake really wanted to say Alabama.
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  Speaker 2: Next one in the nursery rhyme, Chris, Jack and Jill
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  Speaker 2: went up the hill.
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  Speaker 1: To fetch what a pail of water?
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  Speaker 4: Good job?
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  Speaker 3: And also has a lot of fixers.
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  Speaker 4: And the last one for the wind.
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  Speaker 2: What fruit do kids usually usually give to teachers?
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  Speaker 5: An apple?
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  Speaker 4: Good job?
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  Speaker 2: Congratulations Chris, you're going to kid cudding May fifth.
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  Speaker 7: Oh my god, real, yep, I can't believe this is real.
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  Speaker 5: Like, actually, yell are awesome.
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  Speaker 1: It's three things you need to know with the Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 2: Savage's Bakery and Homelet is closing.
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  Speaker 4: After eighty five years in business.
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  Speaker 2: It's a bakery and deli that first opened in nineteen
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  Speaker 2: thirty nine.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 2: When you call the bakery right now, there's a voicemail
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  Speaker 2: that says, thank you for calling Savage's Bakery.
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  Speaker 4: Our owner has made the decision to retire. Therefore, our last.
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  Speaker 2: Day will be Saturday, February fourteenth. Please place your orders
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  Speaker 2: early for Valentine's Week. They'll have limited inventory. Eighty five years,
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  Speaker 2: it is time to retire.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's an insane amount of time. But
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  Speaker 3: that's an awesome story.
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  Speaker 2: American Idol is moving to stream on Disney Plus. Disney
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  Speaker 2: made the big announcement that American Idol will be available
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  Speaker 2: on Disney starting March thirtieth. Fans can still watch it
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  Speaker 2: on its usual slot on ABC, and Disney Plus is
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  Speaker 2: launching the American Idol Official Podcast. And Lolly Young will
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  Speaker 2: perform at Elton John's Foundation Academy Awards viewing party. This
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  Speaker 2: is right after her Grammys win, which was her first
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  Speaker 2: performance after collapsing on stage last summer.
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  Speaker 4: Remember she took some time.
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  Speaker 3: Off, Yeah, I remember, she was having some issues going on.
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  Speaker 2: Lola Young is the singer of the popular song from
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  Speaker 2: Time Talk Messy. But her performance at Elton John's party
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  Speaker 2: will be on March fifteenth, so keep a lookout for that.
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  Speaker 2: And that is three things you need to know more
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  Speaker 2: at the Alabama Show dot com, you were.
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  Speaker 1: Listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
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  Speaker 2: Let's talk about my emergency visit to get something pulled
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  Speaker 2: out of my ear.
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  Speaker 3: What you so called a bug?
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  Speaker 2: I swear, So what happened? By the way, thank you
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  Speaker 2: for listening to the Alabama Show. I'm Alabama Prucer Blake.
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  Speaker 3: That's me.
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  Speaker 4: I have felt like there's been water in my ear
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  Speaker 4: for two weeks.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So yesterday, two.
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  Speaker 2: Days ago, I pulled out one of those things with
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  Speaker 2: a camera on it that you stick in your ear
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  Speaker 2: and it connects the app on your phone and you
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  Speaker 2: look in there and you pull out the earwax, and
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  Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, there's a bug in there.
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  Speaker 4: I also woke up the other night to a bug
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  Speaker 4: trying to.
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  Speaker 2: Get in my ear because there's stink bugs in those
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  Speaker 2: little orange ladybugs at my house.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So thank you to one of our listeners, Tammy.
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  Speaker 2: When I was having a meltdown yesterday message show and said,
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  Speaker 2: do not go.
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  Speaker 4: To the emergency room. I work for a local n T.
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  Speaker 4: Come in, go yeah. I hear all the girls laughe
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  Speaker 4: and going dammy, bringing us new business. And we get back.
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  Speaker 4: Are you ready? Can I get a drum roll? Please? Okay,
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  Speaker 4: I'll make it a bigger drum roll than that. Use
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  Speaker 4: your whole hands into it.
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  Speaker 3: I've got a ring on.
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  Speaker 4: It was the dog hare.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I.
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  Speaker 4: Told you it was. I brought it in. I brought
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  Speaker 4: it in.
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  Speaker 3: You brought it in?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, The girl like we saved it.
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  Speaker 2: We wrapped it in a napkin, and I brought here's
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  Speaker 2: the dogcare.
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  Speaker 4: Hang on there you can see it.
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't, oh, a little dog hair that looks
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  Speaker 3: like a regular hair.
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  Speaker 2: It was, yes, but it was pressed up against my
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  Speaker 2: ear drum.
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  Speaker 4: The girl goes in there, she goes, oh yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Also when the doctor first looked, he goes, I'm pretty
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  Speaker 2: sure that's a dog hare.
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  Speaker 4: I went, oh my god, thank god, because the.
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  Speaker 2: Meltdown of thinking there was a bug in my ear
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  Speaker 2: was freaking me out. It was pressed up against my
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  Speaker 2: ear drum, so she had to like stick a little
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  Speaker 2: vacuum cleaner in there and try.
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  Speaker 4: To suction it. And she goes, it is pressed up
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  Speaker 4: against your ear drum.
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  Speaker 2: So she finally was able to get one little piece
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  Speaker 2: of it off of my ear drum and then stick
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  Speaker 2: the little whatever it was something in there to grab
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  Speaker 2: it and pull it out. She goes, Yeah, they would
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  Speaker 2: have never been able to do this at the emergency room.
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  Speaker 3: I knew, I knew you were clipping out over nothing.
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  Speaker 4: I tried telling you I held it together.
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  Speaker 3: No you didn't.
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  Speaker 4: I did so good. I slept with it. Yes, I
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  Speaker 4: was fine yesterday. I made it through the whole show that.
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  Speaker 3: You were a complaining about the entire time. What do
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  Speaker 3: you mean you held it together?
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  Speaker 4: I wasn't. Freaking hell, that's a lot. That's a lot
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  Speaker 4: and a half.
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  Speaker 3: You called me and said, I don't I don't know
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  Speaker 3: what I'm gonna do.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what I'm gonna got there, got my
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  Speaker 2: freaking eart.
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  Speaker 4: You were chill about, you were not not even closed.
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  Speaker 4: And then you ask people in the office if you
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  Speaker 4: were fine.
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  Speaker 2: You talk to a hypocontract in the office and go,
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  Speaker 2: I think it's a book.
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  Speaker 4: You go, Donny, go to the art. You are over
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  Speaker 4: exaggerating this.
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  Speaker 3: I'm over exaggerating.
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  Speaker 4: I'm all sit This was an eighty dollars. Dog here,
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  Speaker 4: so I'm keeping this forever.
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  Speaker 2: It cost eighty dollars to get this pulled out of
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  Speaker 2: my ear.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I call the show.
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  Speaker 2: Have you ever had something stuck in your ear or
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  Speaker 2: your nose or somewhere weird and had to go to
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  Speaker 2: the er?
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  Speaker 4: I want to hear your stories.
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  Speaker 2: Eight three three five oh one BAMA is the number
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  Speaker 2: because the girl said this happens to a lot of people,
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  Speaker 2: and she said you were not over exaggerating. This was
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  Speaker 2: on the most sensitive part of your ear, and every
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  Speaker 2: little movement triggers it.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to start going with you, pleassu.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like go with me. E three three five
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  Speaker 4: oh one BAMA is the number to call the show.
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  Speaker 4: That's eight three three five oh one two two six two.
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  Speaker 1: You were listening to the Alabama Show on Man.
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  Speaker 4: Eight three three five I one BAMA is the number
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  Speaker 4: to call the show.
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  Speaker 2: Have you ever had anything weird, like stuck in your
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  Speaker 2: body that you've had to go to the emergency room
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  Speaker 2: for Chris Good morning?
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  Speaker 4: Do you have a story?
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  Speaker 8: Girl?
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  Speaker 7: You you just found the perfect person to talk to you.
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  Speaker 7: I was just at UAB like two months ago. I
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  Speaker 7: was putting the air in my tires, and I put
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  Speaker 7: the air cap in my mouth and I inhaled it.
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  Speaker 4: What did they do?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, they had to put me on oxygen because I
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  Speaker 7: couldn't breathe. Half my lung was collapsed. But they had to.
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  Speaker 5: I was awake for it.
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  Speaker 4: By the way, Chris, Oh my god.
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  Speaker 7: I watched. I watched as they like you could see
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  Speaker 7: on the screen they had the you know, like the
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  Speaker 7: tube they put up your butt.
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  Speaker 4: I know, I used to. I used to work in
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  Speaker 4: a place that claimed him.
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  Speaker 2: You had a broncos go down into your lungs and
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  Speaker 2: they pulled it out with four sets, didn't they?
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  Speaker 7: I know they sure did.
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  Speaker 5: They sure did.
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  Speaker 7: So, yeah, is your lung better now? I got to watch. Yeah, no,
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  Speaker 7: I'm fine, but I got to watch, and I kept
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  Speaker 7: talking and laughing, and they were like, Chris.
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  Speaker 1: I need you.
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  Speaker 3: I need you to know that air caps are meant
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  Speaker 3: to stop the air, so don't put.
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  Speaker 4: That in your perfect too.
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  Speaker 5: It worked.
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  Speaker 7: It was perfectly a perfect fit.
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  Speaker 2: When they pulled it out, did you keep the air
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  Speaker 2: cap and put it back on your tire or did
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  Speaker 2: you throw it away and get any one?
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  Speaker 7: I kept it put in a plastic bag in.
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  Speaker 3: Its economy, put it back on my time.
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  Speaker 2: I love it, Chris, thank you, No, thank y'all.
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  Speaker 7: Y'all are awesome.
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  Speaker 1: I love y'all.
• 10:29
  Speaker 2: You were listening to the Alabama Show on to Man
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  Speaker 2: eight three three five, Ombma is the number to call
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  Speaker 2: the show.
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  Speaker 4: Have you ever had anything.
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  Speaker 2: Weird like stuck somewhere in your body and have to
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  Speaker 2: go to the emergency room?
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  Speaker 4: Coach, good morning? What's your story?
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  Speaker 5: When I was in pre school, I got the grand idea.
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  Speaker 5: Our playground had those little pea gravel rocks, a little
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  Speaker 5: smooth rocks. Oh yeah, and I got the grand I
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  Speaker 5: did a sick one up my nose and pull it out.
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  Speaker 8: And I was like playing with it.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, I think I was your tour of three, okay,
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  Speaker 5: And I was like sticking in there, pulling out and
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  Speaker 5: messing around whatever. Well. I kept trying to stick it
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  Speaker 5: further and further and further, and I got it stuck
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  Speaker 5: in my notes. It was literally so far up my
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  Speaker 5: nostril it was like almost next to my eye.
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  Speaker 4: So emergency room, visit.
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  Speaker 5: Emergency room visit again. I don't remember exactly everything because
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  Speaker 5: I was like three. So the way the story's always
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  Speaker 5: been told to me is they try to vacuum it
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  Speaker 5: out and it wouldn't come out. They end up putting
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  Speaker 5: me in like this cook coon thing where I couldn't move.
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  Speaker 8: And they took this little metal tool and they slid
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  Speaker 8: it up in my nostril and I had a string
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  Speaker 8: attached to it, and when he pulled the strings, it
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  Speaker 8: bent around the little pee gravel rock and that's how
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  Speaker 8: I got.
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  Speaker 4: It out well. And I'm sure your mother will never
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  Speaker 4: let you live that.
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  Speaker 5: Down, or father neither one.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Alabama Show on.
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  Speaker 4: Demand, Kim, Good morning.
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  Speaker 2: Did you have something weird and stuck in your ear
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  Speaker 2: or nose or somewhere in your body?
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  Speaker 9: Yes, it was horrible.
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  Speaker 4: What happened.
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  Speaker 9: I was sleeping and I suddenly hear this horribly loud
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  Speaker 9: sound in my ear. I had a six month at
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  Speaker 9: home and my husband was out of town working and
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  Speaker 9: I just fear scratching. So I had to get my
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  Speaker 9: mother to drive me to the emergency room. And it
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  Speaker 9: was a cock roa.
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  Speaker 2: Oh god, how did they get it out?
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  Speaker 9: They had to flush it out, yes, with water and
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  Speaker 9: like a pick thing and flush it out.
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  Speaker 4: I would have melted down.
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  Speaker 9: It was terrible. I felt like I was doing crazy.
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  Speaker 4: I'm so glad you got it out. The good news
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  Speaker 4: is very common.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, thank you for sharing your much for like
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  Speaker 2: the next six months when I yes, this.
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  Speaker 4: Makes me want to sleep with ear plugs. What the heck?
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  Speaker 4: Thank you?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 1: It's three things you need to know.
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  Speaker 2: A man in Gunnersville on Lake Gunnersville caught an eighty
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  Speaker 2: four pound catfish.
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  Speaker 3: Eighty four pound.
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  Speaker 2: We get the picture of him holding this fish. It's
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  Speaker 2: bigger than my dogs. It's bigger than he is. I know,
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  Speaker 2: Forest Winters congratulations. I don't know if there was a
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  Speaker 2: tournament or not, but that is a big old fish
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  Speaker 2: right here in Lake gunners I didn't know.
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  Speaker 4: Catfish could get that big.
• 13:30
  Speaker 2: Here's what to do for Valentine's Day for single or
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  Speaker 2: going through a divorce. According to the experts, have a
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  Speaker 2: special dinner at home or go out with your kids.
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  Speaker 2: Give your kids all the love or your fur babies. No, no, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: treat yourself.
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  Speaker 4: This is what I'm doing.
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  Speaker 2: You can be here on Valentine get yourself flowers, chocolate,
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  Speaker 2: or jewelry.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, that's a that one's more understandable. Yes, I get that.
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  Speaker 4: You don't have to wait on somebody. Go get yourself
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  Speaker 4: the chocolate you want and that's it. So if you're single,
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  Speaker 4: be okay. I don't silently shame yourself.
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  Speaker 2: As the other one, but I think that should be
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  Speaker 2: a given. Don't shame yourself. It's okay to be single
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  Speaker 2: on Valentine's Day. It's just another day. Go have fun
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  Speaker 2: with yourself. You don't need somebody else to make the
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  Speaker 2: day better. Minute Mate is officially pulling the frozen juice
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  Speaker 2: cans that we grew up with off the shelf. You know,
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  Speaker 2: the little frozen juice in the frozen section, frozen from concentrate.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I think so. Yeah, say it's.
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  Speaker 2: Gone after eighty years, Orange juice, lemonade, limemade pink lemonade,
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  Speaker 2: it's all going to be gone. They said they've moved
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  Speaker 2: on to more convenient options and people prefer a plastic
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  Speaker 2: bottle of juice, not frozen concentrate. I don't even remember
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  Speaker 2: what we used the frozen concentrate for punch.
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  Speaker 3: You can do that. You can also put it into
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  Speaker 3: the non frozen version of it, and it has eyes
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  Speaker 3: and when it melts, it stays.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it doesn't water it down. Yeah, anyway, well you
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  Speaker 4: can anymore.
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  Speaker 3: It's gone.
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  Speaker 2: That's three things you need to know more at the
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  Speaker 2: Alabama Show dot com.
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  Speaker 1: You were listening to the Alabama Show. The following program
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  Speaker 1: is on.
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  Speaker 2: Demand eight three three five one Bama is the number
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  Speaker 2: to call the show.
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  Speaker 4: Good morning? Who's this John?
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  Speaker 3: John?
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  Speaker 2: Is?
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  Speaker 4: What's awesome?
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: Because John has called our show multiple times and your
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  Speaker 2: good news is always.
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  Speaker 4: That you've made it.
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: You made it into the school Talent show, right, and
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: you're going to be singing what in the school Talent Show?
• 15:24
  Speaker 4: It's going to be me by in sync? How old
• 15:26
  Speaker 4: are you?
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: John?
• 15:27
  Speaker 8: Eight?
• 15:28
  Speaker 4: You're eight? About nine, about to be nine? What grade
• 15:31
  Speaker 4: are you in? Third?
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: I have volunteered producer Blake to be your backup dancer
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: if you want him, and I yes.
• 15:38
  Speaker 4: I do, okay? And I told you to call back
• 15:40
  Speaker 4: when you found out.
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: The date of the talent show and then y'all could
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: like choreograph your dance moves.
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: When is the talent show? Do you know? It's on
• 15:50
  Speaker 4: February twenty sixth.
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: Yes, ma'am?
• 15:54
  Speaker 4: What time is this? Daring school or after school? Do
• 16:00
  Speaker 4: you know what time?
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: No, ma'am?
• 16:02
  Speaker 4: Okay, Well now I need you.
• 16:04
  Speaker 9: I think I'll call you.
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: Okay, but Producer Blake, look.
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: At your calendar right now? February twenty sixth are you available?
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: Let me see?
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: Okay, what are you dressing up?
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: As? Are you going to dress up like one of
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: the instinct guys? Okay, so you're going to be justin Timberlake.
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: So Producer Blake can't be justin Timberlake. Would you like
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: to tell me what to dress Producer Blake?
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: Up Blake so I can go shopping for you can
• 16:32
  Speaker 4: dress up Flakes.
• 16:33
  Speaker 9: Michael Jackson.
• 16:34
  Speaker 4: Okay, what what.
• 16:41
  Speaker 5: Joan?
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: February twenty six do you have anything going on? Producer Blake?
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: Cancel it, Joan?
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: Why I'm uncle Jackson?
• 16:50
  Speaker 5: I love what Blake?
• 16:53
  Speaker 8: I love?
• 16:54
  Speaker 4: Is your Your mom's with you right now? Is she
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: okay with all of this?
• 16:58
  Speaker 5: Yes?
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: Okay, I'm getting I'm getting lutrible.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: Let us know to come down when they come down.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: Okay, So we will pick a day maybe, let's see
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: not next week is going to be super crazy. But
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: how about the week after Valentine's Day? You can come in.
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: You get your mom to tell us what time?
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: Because I know you have school, right I don't want
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: you to miss school.
• 17:28
  Speaker 9: On Saturday?
• 17:30
  Speaker 4: Okay, you want to.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: Have a Saturday meet up for yall to choreograph this.
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I tell you what.
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: Me and producer Blake will sit and look as soon
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: as the show is over today and we will pick
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: a day and you can come in and we will
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: we will meet you here on a weekend day.
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: For you and producer.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: Blake to learn your choreography. Okay, Producer Blake, you think
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: you can learn this in like three weeks.
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: I've they got a lot of dance. I've never learned
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: from a child.
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: We can do this. It's okay, you're a dancer, all right.
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: I love you, buddy, John, you were great. We're gonna
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: make it happen. Okay, so hard, he's embarrassed.
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: I'm just so happy. John.
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: Drink a glass of water.
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you for that.
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: Drink some water and chill out, buddy.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can chill out and watch Netflix.
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: We gotta go have a good day at school, buddy. Yes, ma'am,
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: we're listening.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: To the Alabama Show on demand.
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: Are you ready for the best game ever?
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: And I'm not talking about the big game, okay, I'm
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: talking about the game we're about to play on the show.
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: We're about to play on the show.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: By the way, thanks for listening to The Alabama Show
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: on Alabama with producer Blake.
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: Today, we're gonna play is it a real football term?
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: Or is it made up by Alabama?
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: Okay?
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: And he used to play football in high school. Yeah,
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: so we're gonna go through it.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: And also, if you would like to call in and
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: play this, we will play with you.
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: Two eight, three, three five one producer Blake, are you ready?
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: Is it real or is it fake? And if it's real,
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: you have to say what it is?
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: Okay, sack, that one's real.
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: That one's a real What is it?
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: That's when you tackle the quarterback behind this line of scrimmage?
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: What good job, buddy?
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: Okay?
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: Pocket collapse?
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: I think that one's a youth freak.
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: Absolutely made up? All right, pig skin, that's a football.
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: So what it's made out of? What used to be
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: made out of?
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: Is it a real?
• 19:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: It's real? Yeah, blitz, Yes, that's a defensive term.
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: What is it they like they struck the quarterback?
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: Yes, this is where extra players rush the quarterback.
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: What about backfield drift?
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: Unless there's a car out there taking a slow ride,
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: that's an Alabama term?
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, boy, I'm proud of you.
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: Okay, let's try something else. I'm sorry, since the Big
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: Game is on Sunday, I want you to.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: Do a play by play of the Alabama Show like
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: you're a sports announcer. I'll even restart for you here
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: today on the Alabama Show, Alabama.
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: Coming in with the blitz.
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: Alabama comes in with more more topics that make Booser
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: Blake a little upset.
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: Will he quit today or no?
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: It is today the show he decides to retire.
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: Producer Blake's on the line. Will he quit? Will he quit?
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: He just minds he's.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: On the line and score for Alabama touchdown.
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: Producer Blake is out of here.
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: On this show.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: If you want to play eight three three five by
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: way Baba the Alabama.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: Show onto me. It's free on the iHeartRadio.
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: App Ready to Go.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, keeps talking to me from I know, But you're
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: gonna be such a great backup dancer for that little kid.
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: I haven't danced in like seven or eight years.
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: That's okay on me.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: If you missed it, go back, go listen to the
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: Alabama Show on demand on the free iHeartRadio app. We
• 21:15
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• 21:18
  Speaker 2: We'll see you tomorrow morning.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: Thanks for listening to The Alabama Show on demand.