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Episode 57: The Hairy Ninja · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Oh hello, You'll have to excuse me. I have a
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  Speaker 1: bit of a cold.
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  Speaker 2: You know, ain't getting any younger going up these chimneys
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  Speaker 2: and whatnot.
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  Speaker 1: But you know what I want us. A lot of
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  Speaker 1: these fellows.
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  Speaker 2: These days are worried about the her, you know, going
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  Speaker 2: out foreign to get plugs and transplants and the like.
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  Speaker 2: It makes me wonder if they've ever heard of a
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  Speaker 2: good flat cap. I've got a flat cap and you
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  Speaker 2: couldn't tell if I was balled as a ball bear
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  Speaker 2: round underneath. But if you want a solution to ballus
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  Speaker 2: that isn't a cap, stay tuned to the end of
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  Speaker 2: this week's episode of Tom and Jerry Show, Let's Talk
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  Speaker 2: you out.
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  Speaker 1: I'll see that the body of Christ, the body Christ.
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  Speaker 3: I'm through for communion seasons.
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  Speaker 1: Why I'm We're Yeah, we got to people were asking me,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know things that people that I don't need
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  Speaker 1: to know. Jerr, I don't know those things you.
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  Speaker 3: Need to don't know basis one hundred percent.
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  Speaker 1: And we were down at a niece's birthday party yesterday. God,
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  Speaker 1: so when's the communions around g in it? And I'm God,
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  Speaker 1: I don't I don't know. I listen I'll be honest
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  Speaker 1: with you. I don't know when bank holidays fallgr.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, no, do you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. They're like, oh, Easter is early this year?
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  Speaker 3: Is it?
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  Speaker 1: You could tell me it's on in September. I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I I don't know these things at all.
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  Speaker 3: Years. The year's flying in, is it? I suppose my median?
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  Speaker 3: We're in here now.
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  Speaker 1: Did you need a bouncy castle?
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  Speaker 3: We did, Yes, we needed the boundy camp bound How
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  Speaker 3: low everybody, and welcome, by the way to the Tom
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  Speaker 3: and Jerry Show. I'm Jerry McBride. That's Tom. O'Mahoney, you're
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  Speaker 3: very welcome along to our podcast. Where goes a lot
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  Speaker 3: like this? I gotta tell you. Yeah, we had a
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  Speaker 3: first communion and now all our kids in the house
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  Speaker 3: are first communionized, some more threatening in a second.
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  Speaker 1: Tom, Yeah, it's quite a financial beneficial venture that you'd
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  Speaker 1: head into. I give a go at the community myself.
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  Speaker 1: These days. The way they're they're they're looking out from
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  Speaker 1: the things. Sure it's money left right in the center.
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  Speaker 1: There was money handed over yesterday like an Italian wedding,
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  Speaker 1: Like it was amazing. Answers on your birthday party.
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  Speaker 3: It was unbelievable and and and for anybody that that
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  Speaker 3: doubt with Eric Communion, thank you very much. And it
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  Speaker 3: was much appreciated and very much appreciated. But with that
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  Speaker 3: being said, Tom, the bouncy castle was had at the back,
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  Speaker 3: and I dared go on it. I didn't dare go
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  Speaker 3: on it.
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  Speaker 1: Of course you didn't because your spine would just flick
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  Speaker 1: out like rice crackers.
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  Speaker 3: My stack and dime spine would just like I'm doing
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  Speaker 3: all right if Jerry weddings right now. But let's not
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  Speaker 3: push it.
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  Speaker 1: You have to believe Jerry right now. He did not
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  Speaker 1: go on that bounce cast because if he did, we
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  Speaker 1: would be doing this podcast half from a fucking bouncy
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  Speaker 1: castle right now. Yeah. So I do you know what
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  Speaker 1: it's funny you say, because we drove back up from
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  Speaker 1: place called novel In or Rocky Bay was the name
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  Speaker 1: of a rocky It sounds like an eighty sitcom, but
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  Speaker 1: Rocky Bay, the small little beach down to Corkford. They
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  Speaker 1: had a barbecue. Very cool people, you know, cool people
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  Speaker 1: have barbecues on the beach, and a very lot of
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  Speaker 1: very cool people.
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  Speaker 3: There tidy up after themselves. Tom.
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  Speaker 1: They did in fairness. I was drawn in. That was
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  Speaker 1: my one use of the day was picking up a
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  Speaker 1: table on my head and walking back up but up
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  Speaker 1: the road with a butt and walking into the back
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  Speaker 1: of a vent. But the one thing I did notice
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  Speaker 1: on the way back up was the fortune of money.
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  Speaker 1: Lads are making it. The bouncy castles. I must have
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  Speaker 1: seen nineteen of them driving back from Cork yesterday. Just
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  Speaker 1: bouncy castles, after bouncy castles, just sharks, pirate ships, dinosaurs, crocodiles,
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  Speaker 1: you name it, and it was there. I mean, I
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  Speaker 1: was expecting to see like a stag party one just
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  Speaker 1: to just giant pirro hits or something just which would
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  Speaker 1: it would which would make me laugh. But you know,
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  Speaker 1: the neighbors might be in the different vibe of the
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  Speaker 1: whole thing.
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  Speaker 3: But you know, I'll I'll tell you. Tell me if
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  Speaker 3: you were badly caught and you couldn't get a buncy
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  Speaker 3: castle for the child, to turn around you and said,
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  Speaker 3: the only one we have is the massive mickey. It's
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  Speaker 3: not for kids, it's only for dolts. I don't care.
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  Speaker 3: Give it me.
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  Speaker 1: Give me the.
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  Speaker 3: Mickey, give me the mickey, give me the speaking to
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  Speaker 3: give me the Mickey, isn't that just a nice segue into.
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  Speaker 1: Our and to our first segment here of the Do
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  Speaker 1: you know what I have to say before we go?
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  Speaker 1: Before we go any further, Jerry, it's we we with
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  Speaker 1: proper internet and everything. Now. I can't promise that we
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  Speaker 1: will put it in the notes, but if you look
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  Speaker 1: on Spotify and hope Creator Studio has told me that
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  Speaker 1: we can put this video and we have good internet now,
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  Speaker 1: so well, Jerry, always a good internet. I now have
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  Speaker 1: good internet in the forest, so hopefully will there'll actually
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  Speaker 1: be a video of our faces speaking, if that's the thing.
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  Speaker 1: Because people, younger folks don't, they don't understand the concept
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  Speaker 1: of an listening to podcasts. I watched the podcast. I'm like, no,
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  Speaker 1: you watch the chat, you listen to a podcast. But
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  Speaker 1: who am I to say? These youthful youth off today?
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  Speaker 1: So it may it may or may not be there.
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  Speaker 1: It'll be somewhere, It'll it'll be somewhere.
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  Speaker 3: If I'd know, I'd be honest with your tom if
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  Speaker 3: I've known that it was going to be on cameras,
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  Speaker 3: even though would have ironed the short. But here we are.
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  Speaker 3: But if this does make you, if you can see that.
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  Speaker 3: You can see us gesticulate wildly as we talk about
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  Speaker 3: the first segment of the show, which, as everybody knows,
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  Speaker 3: is where we tackle the noise, Tom, their gossip, the rips,
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  Speaker 3: the roars, the tears, the scuttle but the big news,
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  Speaker 3: the weekly what have you. This is a very complicated case,
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  Speaker 3: mod You know, a lot of ian's, a lot of outs,
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  Speaker 3: a lot.
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  Speaker 1: Of what have you, and uh, a lot of scrans
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  Speaker 1: to keep in my head. Man, you said, you know what,
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  Speaker 1: We circle back to this so subject every so ofphager.
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  Speaker 1: We can't help ourselves.
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  Speaker 3: We can't help ourselves. There's a couple of things. Me
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  Speaker 3: and Tom over here love number one podcast and number
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  Speaker 3: two prison. We love stories stories from prison.
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  Speaker 1: I talked about what's wrong with us, like just any
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  Speaker 1: opportunity at all, I mean any opportunity.
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  Speaker 3: We've we've spoken at length about prison.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's tangoing cash. Was it was it hang
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  Speaker 1: gooing cash. They probably caught us cut it all right.
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  Speaker 3: Cash, Yeah, I tank going cash was like the fun
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  Speaker 3: side of prison, where every now and then a fist
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  Speaker 3: fight would break out. You break at your guys jaw
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  Speaker 3: that couldn't be broken. Then you've got also your show
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  Speaker 3: Redemptions and the what not, and that's that's not good.
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  Speaker 3: But we do, we do. We're enamored by prison. We
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  Speaker 3: don't want to go to it. If there's a gig
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  Speaker 3: going in it. Talk to me about money. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: They are gigs going, and I don't think the money
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  Speaker 1: is hectic. But apparently giving back, I'm like, now, you're
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  Speaker 1: all right.
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  Speaker 3: You know, it's the one place where you're like, you know,
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  Speaker 3: heckle me all you want, Paul, Like, you know, if
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  Speaker 3: I start a routing here, which if is going to
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  Speaker 3: be in jail for another six months or not gear
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  Speaker 3: into a good behavior ban? Yeah, ah, what the hell
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  Speaker 3: are we talking about? Here? Is the big news is
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  Speaker 3: a big old prison break in New Orleans and Orleans,
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  Speaker 3: specifically Orleans Parish. Orleans Parish Jail voted America's worst jail
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  Speaker 3: in twenty thirteen. And think of the grand that covers
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  Speaker 3: Jesus on what basis you know, poor Turndown service, Tom.
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  Speaker 1: Like, I love, I love the idea of voted for
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  Speaker 1: you know, worst prison, Like who's like, who's voting?
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  Speaker 3: Is that? It's the difference?
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  Speaker 1: Did they not all get one star? Like do you
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean, there's some lads going to be now.
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  Speaker 1: You know it was nice in the you know, the
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  Speaker 1: breakfast is always good and they've all you know, the
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  Speaker 1: staff were always nice to me.
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  Speaker 3: But the prisoner is sitting down with the survey going like,
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  Speaker 3: that's not that bad in here. I think it was
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  Speaker 3: voted worst prison from a humanitarian point of view.
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  Speaker 1: Again, who's voting for that? Who's voting for the bits?
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  Speaker 3: I never understand who's the vo Tom.
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  Speaker 1: Like, if somebody is able to vote from their phone,
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  Speaker 1: you're kind of going, we have an issue here. You
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  Speaker 1: shouldn't be it should be fucking rating us on fucking whatever.
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  Speaker 1: Because the phone.
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  Speaker 3: I can tell you. I can tell you a couple
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  Speaker 3: of lads that did not want to be in Orleans
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  Speaker 3: Prison anymore, which is eleven inmates scarboard over the last
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  Speaker 3: couple of days. Now, I gotta tell you, Tom, eleven
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  Speaker 3: inmates scarboard and that was really that was down downgraded
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  Speaker 3: again to ten when they had a proper head counter
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  Speaker 3: of the garage to found. Oh wait, no, hang on,
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  Speaker 3: it wasn't eleven eleven lads. Shame he's hiding in the
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  Speaker 3: corner over here.
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  Speaker 1: He's grand like, already you're off to a bad start,
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  Speaker 1: aren't you You're going how did these guys get out?
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  Speaker 1: And you're like, you couldn't even fucking count the ones
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  Speaker 1: that were lost.
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  Speaker 3: I couldn't count. You couldn't count the ones that were there.
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  Speaker 3: You just knew that there was more chow to go
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  Speaker 3: around at breakfast time than normally there was.
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  Speaker 1: Oh hold on, there's normally all the sausage are normally gone.
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  Speaker 1: Then you're gonna be count twenty two sausages?
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  Speaker 3: Did you get? Did you get did you get molested?
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  Speaker 3: In the showers? Tomorn and no.
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  Speaker 1: Lads, So Jimmy fingers not around, he must be safe.
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  Speaker 1: Where does he go up and check his room? Knock
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  Speaker 1: him up there and see if you see if he's in.
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  Speaker 3: Eleven lads absconded from and Tom downgraded to ten when
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  Speaker 3: we counted another one, and recently three more have been
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  Speaker 3: caught by the time we answered this podcast, So we're
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  Speaker 3: down to seven lads on the LAMB from Orleans prison,
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  Speaker 3: which is I gotta tell you, as prison breaks go.
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  Speaker 1: Successful, fair handy, fair handy. Now, Like I mean, if
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  Speaker 1: anybody wants to go and watch the video device, literally
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  Speaker 1: run out the door like they run out of the door,
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  Speaker 1: like a door that had a camera on it, do
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean? So you just see the
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  Speaker 1: leads like it's not like they choppered, you know, like
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  Speaker 1: something you know from the eighties with the IRA or something.
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  Speaker 1: Wasn't like a chopper lifting them out of it or something.
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  Speaker 1: This was just leads getting to the inside of the
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  Speaker 1: front door and running out the front door like.
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  Speaker 3: It looked like a Keystone cops kind of, yeah, clown
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  Speaker 3: car of convicts.
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  Speaker 1: Like for ten for ten to all successfully get off
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  Speaker 1: the property. You're doing like something's wrong, like serious wrong, lads,
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  Speaker 1: Like that's yeah, hey, hey, hey, hey, put that chair
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  Speaker 1: against the handle. That'll fucking that'll see.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna I'm gonna run through them by name here, Tom,
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  Speaker 3: We've got We've got from youngest to oldest. We've got
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  Speaker 3: Cory Boyd nineteen, Jermaine donald Is forty two, Derrick Groves
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  Speaker 3: twenty seven, and Twine Massi thirty two, Gary Price, Leo Tate,
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  Speaker 3: Lenton Van Buren, The Keenan, Dennis Kendall, Miles, Robert Moody,
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  Speaker 3: my brother, but Moody, Dennis and mine.
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  Speaker 1: If I went to school with a Gary Price, I'm sure.
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  Speaker 3: Here is twenty one. It could be him.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, yeah, okay, well maybe his son, who knows.
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  Speaker 3: I doubt he went from a Tipperary direction all the
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  Speaker 3: way over to New Orleans.
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  Speaker 1: We have a history of immigration in this country, Jerry.
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  Speaker 1: We are great immigrants. We are so you'd never know.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just saying.
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  Speaker 3: But I gotta tell you, Tom, I've been reading a
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  Speaker 3: lot of stories about these guys, these eleven guys that
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  Speaker 3: have gone. Not one of them called them Orleans eleven,
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  Speaker 3: which I think is a missed opportunity.
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  Speaker 1: I was one hundred percent waiting when you text me
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  Speaker 1: about it, went, oh, this will be the early I mean,
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  Speaker 1: we'll literally e numbers get in the fern group name
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  Speaker 1: last week. The lads aren't called the of course they're
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  Speaker 1: not called the Ordians them because it's only.
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  Speaker 3: For ten and now there's seven, it must be said.
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  Speaker 3: But regardless of which, I gotta tell you a couple
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  Speaker 3: of things here, Tom, Yeah, a couple of things here.
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  Speaker 3: And we were going to make light of this situation.
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  Speaker 3: But like in truth to everybody, we discovered on research
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  Speaker 3: that these are incredibly dangerous men.
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  Speaker 1: There are a bunch of tramps everyone. You would not
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  Speaker 1: vouch for anyone like, you're not rooting for these lads.
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  Speaker 3: There, No, this isn't. This isn't Andy Dufrein making good
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  Speaker 3: on his promise to escape this hellhole of a jail.
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  Speaker 3: These are dangerous wanted convicts, and if you see them,
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  Speaker 3: you know, inform the local authorities. Do not attempt to
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  Speaker 3: apprehend them by yourselves. These are These are not escaping
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  Speaker 3: for a life of a soldier of fortuness like the
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  Speaker 3: A team. They're They're not They're not out in the
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  Speaker 3: world to do good. These are a packet basterlets. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: with that being said, I have a couple of notes
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  Speaker 3: on their method of escape. As Tom said, there, these
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  Speaker 3: guys just basically bomped out of the place because the
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  Speaker 3: jail is a hell hole and it's falling apart to
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  Speaker 3: the point that these lads could literally pull a cell
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  Speaker 3: door off its hinges. It was like a a vacant cell,
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  Speaker 3: if you can believe such a thing, because the door
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  Speaker 3: was malfunctioning and whatnot, and oh yeah, we get round
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  Speaker 3: effects and that we get round affects in that well,
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  Speaker 3: the convicts were kind of like, we'll get around to,
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  Speaker 3: you know, prying that off its hinges and prying it
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  Speaker 3: off and basically they had the run of the cell
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  Speaker 3: for some time with nobody noticing that they were getting
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  Speaker 3: in and out of four B And while they weren't
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  Speaker 3: four me that just basically kicked the fuck out of
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  Speaker 3: the wall and got through it and you know, made
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  Speaker 3: good their escape on a dark and stormy night, so
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  Speaker 3: brazen where they tom on their way out. And this
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  Speaker 3: is what caught her a first and.
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  Speaker 1: Foremost amazing and say it and then I want you
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  Speaker 1: to spell it.
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  Speaker 3: Chair on the wall they scralled too easy, they.
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  Speaker 1: No, and above that they wrote we innocent.
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  Speaker 3: We innocent? Too easy and too easy A spell t
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  Speaker 3: o easy, Yeah easy, and then let's raise a glass
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  Speaker 3: to easy.
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  Speaker 1: And that's the way with aids. But you're look but
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  Speaker 1: then tend to make it real jovial, and I'm just
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  Speaker 1: child like. I'm assuming. The eighteen year old lad wrote
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  Speaker 1: lo o L underneath ol you nearly got ah, you know,
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  Speaker 1: guess bastard.
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  Speaker 3: But here's the thing, Tom, I'm going to tell you
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  Speaker 3: this now. I've never been in jail. I like to
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  Speaker 3: think I could escape. I'm not taking ten lads with me, am,
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  Speaker 3: I am?
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  Speaker 1: I fuck at first, like the lads would no more,
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  Speaker 1: no I think I would be. I'd have a picture
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  Speaker 1: of what's her name?
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  Speaker 3: Was it? Rachel Raquel?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not a hope in Jesus would they know where
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  Speaker 1: I was? Like, not a fit. You're drawn trouble because
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  Speaker 1: there's going to be out of the ten, the nine
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  Speaker 1: that are with you, there's going to be I swear
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  Speaker 1: to God this, I know for a fact, there's going
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  Speaker 1: to be seven. Take his fuck, take a fuck, take
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  Speaker 1: his fuck.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, you know what I mean. They're gonna go back
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  Speaker 1: to their mother's house like.
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  Speaker 3: A hundred yards with causing the three lads that got
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  Speaker 3: picked up, the girl got picked up for like trying
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  Speaker 3: to rob cars and ship like this.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, zero plan left outside the zero zero plan.
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  Speaker 3: Like I can put it to you, Tom, I would
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  Speaker 3: put it to you that prison break rules should follow
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  Speaker 3: stag party rules in that if you're gonna try and
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  Speaker 3: get into a pub, don't all go fifteen at a time. Here, now,
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  Speaker 3: try and sneak in. Two lads, three lads going, then
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  Speaker 3: maybe one lad on his own, try and stagger it
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  Speaker 3: like that. You know what happens when eleven lads walks
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  Speaker 3: up to a pub.
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  Speaker 1: And look, you exactly. But and you drop the letter
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  Speaker 1: in behind you. You go, look, lads, this is what you
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  Speaker 1: need to do. When am I doing it? I'll not
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  Speaker 1: fucking tell you when I'm doing it. You know you'll
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  Speaker 1: know when I'm not down to breakfast. You be just
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  Speaker 1: keep you just keep your mouth shut. You just keep
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  Speaker 1: your mouth shut, okay, and you'll be ready to go
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  Speaker 1: to following night like I mean, we you know, lad,
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  Speaker 1: it wasn't. It didn't. In all fairness, though, I reckon,
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  Speaker 1: that's not like anybody who wrote to easy l O L.
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  Speaker 1: With a bit of sharpness, you could probably find eleven
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  Speaker 1: other places you could break out and break out of
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  Speaker 1: that prison. Like they kicked through the wall. They kicked
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  Speaker 1: through a prison wall, like do you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: This isn't El Chapo getting out from fucking you know,
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: his son turning up with an army like this is
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: the lads kicked a hole into the wall and then pright.
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: Now the sheriff is saying, no, of course he is.
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: He's gone. But there's three they have she she isn't she?
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: I'm looking at here she looks Fairness are about the
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: whole situation.
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: In fairness, it's not it's not in the best form
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: about it.
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: No, no, and yeah, she's kind of saying, yeah.
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: We reckon Susan Hudson.
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: They have three people on unpaid leave at the minute
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: under investigation that they reckon. Give him a hand.
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: Oh do you think there was.
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: Well, I don't like to get all the way, Like
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: even the shittest prison would have a bit of balan
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: twine tying a door or something from the other side,
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: do you know what I mean? Like, like this is
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: literally to get into any officers. Now you need a
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: scanning key card everybody, Like you've gotta scan to go
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: to the Jackson and Office offices. Now, this is a
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: fucking The whole notion, the only notion is only and yeah,
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: you could say, well, there's rehabilitation. They're not rehabilitating anybody.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: The whole job is purely locked the fucking doors. That's it.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: You've nothing else on your agenda. Locked the doors. Try
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: not to get them to thrown too much of their
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: own feces around the place. That's it. After that, you're
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: you're okay, you'll keep your job if you can do
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: those two things. But suffering Jesus Christ, somebody left a
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: through line for ten tick bastards. Let's be honest, they wrote,
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Okay, I'm gonna gonna give
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: him fair of the seven of their left because willissumed
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: the three are dozy bastards. Of the seven that are
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: left for them, er take, I'm just gonna say it
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: for me.
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: Take.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: And there's three of them going, why the fuck do
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: we say a thing to this crowd? Jesus Christ Almighty?
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: Who brought your cousin?
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: Who had to my mom said that? My mom said,
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: don't you go escaping.
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: With your wee brother.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: Ah man, he holds back.
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: He's going to get us call.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: He's just not fast enough.
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: Man. Oh yeah, don't you come back to this house
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: without him?
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: Oh I see they Yeah, they caught Kendall Miles was
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: caught in the French Quarter this morning. Jesus Christ, how
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: are you not out of town? Like after after a
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: brief foot pursuit, he was apprehended in Royal Streets right downtown,
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: like he was in the town.
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: Like, I've never been to New Orleans, but I know
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: that the that that quarter is, Like that's like breaking
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: out of Mountjoy and being found into the bar.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah pretty much.
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, don't like don't go to table bar, go to
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: freaking Westmead or someone.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah this lad was and yeah he's the one who
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: was only twenty years of age. Yeah, yeah, he's caught rotten.
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: So what the hell is he doing? Then there's not
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: even enough to drink?
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: Which this is it? Like he just he's a big
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: fucking how did I get caught? Kind of heading him?
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: And you're gone?
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: Lead?
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: How are you not gone? Just gone fucking find a wheel,
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: have been to hide in for a week and then
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: move on, you know what I mean? Like the littlest
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: fucking hobo. Don't be picking up no mobile phones, don't
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: be talking, ringing your mother nothing. You're gone, You're out
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: the fucking gap. Like I mean, I will say, if
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: I'm to take a shot, where do you think the
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: other seven are?
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: Oh? In the in the greater New Orleans area, Tom
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: would be one of these lads skip the state line?
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: Would there be any of them have made it? As
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: far as say what.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: To there's no, there's not one of them. Not one
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: of them made the swim across the bay.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: No, no, no no, And they have left like they're
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: a map to where they are in a in a
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: field biscuiting, a biscuiting behind a quartz rock or whatever
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: it is.
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: No, they haven't, no, no, no, and honestly now what
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: they is today Tom, as we record this recording, this
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: drops on tourists, there's four days for this to be
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: an old story. I guarantee about to all seven of
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: these lads will be apprehended, Tom or dead.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it is no Orleans. Yeah, there's there's
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: every chance they got to Yeah, there's every chance not
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: all seven will make it back. And it's going to
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: be some some crack for the for if the three
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: that are already back in like.
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: Jesus, because if if it's one thing I've learned about
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: prison guards down through the years, time they love to
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: be made a feel of oh yeah, I can't wait
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: to welcome you back and say you got us your
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: little rask only Yeah, yeah, a little nuggy there. But
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: regardless of which, if you were in the Greater Orleans there,
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: keep an eye out for seven lads. But tell them
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: Tom and Jerry sent you. That's all I'll say. Send
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: them back to president and say listen, as I know,
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: hard times, hard time, but I've got a podcast you
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: can listen to you start it. That's us near to me, Tom,
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: that's those lads, and we very nearly had them as
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: being this lad of the week except for the crime.
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: We couldn't endorse the crime.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: No, no, I mean it was it was more for
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: the humor, humor effective, all the rest of it. But
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: in all reality, like the there are as Jerry said,
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: ten absolute tramps. So yes, fuck those guys.
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: Fuck those guys. But we know what. We couldn't put
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: them up for this lad, but we could put this
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: lad up for this lad because every week we talk
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: about this lad. He's this lad, you know, Tom, this lad.
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: Now there's that guy.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: This lad this week has the most French sounding name.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: I'm so happy it isn't like it's just a very
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: matter from friends. No, his name is Michelle DuPont.
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: No, no, that's a French name, fair French in the
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: Michelle DuPont. Yeah, a five year old points.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: A fifty fifty two year old farmer from the Verne region.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: You know, in my mind to him, fifty two is
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: still old, but fifty two is like six years old.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: That's out in French.
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: Now.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: He's been smoking since two. He drank wine at his
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: communion so this that's out.
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: Just got a pair pair of loans, like a box.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Of rice crispies, black rice crispies, chocolate coco pops.
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: Okay, what what what? What? What?
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: What?
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: What? What has got mister DuPont as this week? Says lad.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: Here he is out wandering around his land as anybody
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: is wont to do. But he's got a couple of
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: couple of acres. He's a he's a farmer. So he's
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: out out and about, yeah, admiring the place, and he
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: copts something over to the left by the bank of
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: a little stream. What was it? What did Michelle DuPont No?
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: Was it black gold? Texas tea? Was this a beverly
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: hillbilly situation.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: Where he was it just a bubbling crude coming from
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: the ground. No, this was straight up motherfucking gold.
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: Oh this wasn't even black gold. This was gold gold.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: Baby, This was not just one like he found a
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: bit that was poking out of an embankment. You went,
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: what in all Jesus is that I better root that out? Now?
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? As a good farmer would God?
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: That could be a bit of plastic or something. Catch,
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: how's nick, Let's let's have a root that this is
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: not a tag. No it's not. I'd say it's a
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: foil wrapper off an old fucking bastard. Youngsters and are
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: fucking dairy mills, the.
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: Little kids eating little dirt. Get out of here with
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: your derymlks. See little French bastards.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: The dairy milk. I'm just gonna do any accent for.
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: For free kids coming here peeling the little foil bit
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: off the top of bottle champagne. What the fuck accent
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: am I doing?
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: Okay, So this is Michelle himself. He's like I was
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: doing a routine jiggerman Land. So we're anti piping quest
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: for the Holy grailier zin Zinna Sauce the Lange shine
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: in the mud. When I dug it deeper, I couldn't
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: believe what I was holding in my hands. That was
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: when Michelle found real motherfucking gold nuggets, actual nuggets there,
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: not a knob but stuff. He's gotta break off a
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: tonnel fucking shale off the side of it. No actual nuggets,
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: like somebody had spat them out of a nugget making machine.
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: Like we're talking about cartoon nuggets of gold.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: Genuine Like there's a picture of them here and washed up,
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: and they shit like, there's exactly what you imagine, like
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: they I pictured vegas of gold, gold, pebbles of gold.
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: Because I gotta tell you, Tom, I often, you know,
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: you hear about like pan and for gold in the
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: stream and all this kind of thing, and you see
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: people panning for gold, and like your natural history documentaries
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: and the whatnot, and that there are panels like I've
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: been panning away for it. Yes I've got and I
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: found gold. And you look into the plan and it's
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: like glitter insand.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: A dandruff of gold is what it is.
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: It's just like glitter insand the merest little flake of
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: was like, yeah, it is gold, my man. But at
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: the same time, I'm like, you weren't that stream for
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: eight hours getting trench for.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: And now they're gonna have to bring in four million
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: euros worth of gear, spend another ten million euros to
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: pass as much earthstrough it and fucking scare the land
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: for one hundred acres to get just about the makings
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: and giving themselves a wage.
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: This lad was this lad, No, not not for Michelle DuPont.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: No, he was given off for a wander around his field,
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: just having a look at the place, and it could
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: jump down to the ground to him nearly. So it
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: turns out there's one hundred estimated to be one hundred
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: and fifty tons of stuff possibly right now he's sitting on.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: They're gauging what he's sitting on and what he found
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: about four billion euros worth of gold right now.
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: This this always was like the dream of the farming people.
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: People think that people are farming because the love farm
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: and the love of the land, the love cows. Nah. No,
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: there's always the dream that you're just going to turn
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: over over a sid and find a Roman fortress or
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: buried treasure or freaking I don't know, one hundred and
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: fifty tons of solid gold. Yeah, And I mean this
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: is speak here out of gold.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: And this is this is the moment where you're like,
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: oh Jesus good man, Michelle, Oh wait, I'm reading about
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: this in a fucking Times newspaper. That means, Michelle, you
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: fucking hate it. You tell somebody, you tell someone nobody
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: not hated. And of course as soon as he did, jir,
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: I may tell you this is where it gets. I'd
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: love to just pull Michelle aside and just go look,
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: we'll go for a point because you're fair. This is
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: this is just candale. Soon after Jared, the government officials
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: arrived on side. Of course they did. It's now become
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: a sight jar. It was it was a corner of
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: a field for a minute ago. Now it's sight And
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: Michelle was told informed that under French natural resource lives laws,
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: no mining or extraction would be a loud until environmental
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: and legal reviews were compiled. They told me that nothing
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: can happen until the tests are done. I understand the
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: need for causion. What caution is need caution shovel. If
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: ever there was a time to throw caution to the wind,
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: this is the time. But it's hard not to be disappointed.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: The land has now been sealed off from any commercial activity.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: He can't even firm the fucking thing as in environmental
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: studies and legal reviews get underway in France, exact same
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: as Ireland. Jer because I know you're going to ask
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: the exact same as Ireland. In France natural resources are
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: tightly regulated, even when found on your own private property.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: So anything in the subside because it will be not
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: in the top side. I can tell anybody that if
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: you dug down a little and went, eh, that's not there.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: Trust me go down and further, go further, and found
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: in the subside belongs to the state, simple as that.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: And that's the same here. And I'll tell you the
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: law here, jerrys. If you find twenty flakes aka two grams, yes,
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: you can keep that one fucking fenny here over that
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: and you have to report that or your breaking the law.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: Can you imagine that?
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: Can you listen to him? I'm telling my solution to this, okay.
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: If I was Michelle DuPont here, okay, because you know
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: they're going to tie that up in red tape and
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: fit around and you know it's going to be six
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: years before they even turn aside, I would just be
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: getting as much of that into my pockets as is
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: humanly possible and taking it down to the local cash
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: for gold shop, like dropping in five hundred euros worth
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: a week and saying, just give me that in cash,
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: thank you, I'll be back to you next week. Give
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: me that in cash. Just draw a wage out of
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: the land, literally with what you'd fill in your boots. Yeah, oh,
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: declare nothing.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: Not If it took me thirty fucking years, my mouth
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: would be full of gold. I'd have a gold It
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: would be elude.
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: Chris, I'll be rocking up to your child's first community.
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: Go like, you look lovely there. How are you keeping? Yeah,
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: you turned out lovely. Here's a week you put that
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: in the pocket there, and I would like a golf
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: ball full of gold.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: I would be like, literally like I would be the
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: most bulgarian looking Irish guy that ever walked the planet.
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: Like just in their surprise, eggs full of gold.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: Oh my god. So yeah, they this is what Michelle
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: was told. He was basically said he can't do a
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: fucking stroke on his farm. They keep on making me
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: offers to bat the farm. We love. The piece of
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: squad of the country is sad. I hope all this
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: doesn't change everything over that said Michell. Well, I'm sorry, sorry, Michelle,
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: but you opened your f and mouth. Are you joking
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: your absolute sausage? Of course, And I may tell you, Michelle,
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: if you think you half a hope of keeping a
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: fucking wrecks of that, they'll give you some nominal Thanks
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: very much. There's a good to the boy. By the way,
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: we don't have to do this because you we are
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: following the letter the law given.
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: There's the price of your farm and fifty quick for yourselves.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: Given how the French governments have been boxed out of
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: different parts of Africa in the last six months, I
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: don't know if anybody's keeping an eye on that. But
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: in Barcino Fasso, they just got caught by the collar.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: They what, no, we love staying here. We used to
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: beyond masters and dry. The young guy that's running the
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: show went, we'll have no more of that, now, out
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: to fuck. And what was funny was they were playing
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Barcino Fasso, were paying them a billion dollars a year
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: to the French to scoop fucking gold and run away
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: with it out of their country. And I think the
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: Ivory Coast have had enough of now as well, and yeah,
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: like what we do, yeah, yeah, yeah, Now I think
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: they've turned out about eighteen billion dollars worth of gold
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: themselves at this stage. So the French that's are gone,
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: what all gold? And they're like, let's ever look, and
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: then Michelle opens his mouth. It must have been like,
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: oh my god, it is a sand from eaven.
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: Likelign from heaven. Michelle is gonna condemn you straight.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: Down I'm telling you that, Michelle, you may buy a
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: farm up the road. That's I may as well tell
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: you now you are not getting within an ass's roar.
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: You're not getting the price.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: I hope, like you have to hope that he didn't
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: unless it's a complete fucking dope. He didn't fill up
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: the pockets at least. Do you know there's some Babbitt's
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: crib that the mattress is full of fucking nuggets, you
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: know what I mean?
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: There's so sometimes you'd love to see him like driving away.
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: It's like, okay, you have just me off my land
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: and he's driving along just the axles of the as
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: a donkey with saddle bags on his bag, just absolutely
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: buckled to the ground.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: For anybody who has have you have you? Have you
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: watched that movie that's on Netflix.
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: What's it called?
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: It's not Circle? What's what's people are shouting at their
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: phones right now. He's a gold gold prospector. It's basically
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: John Wick.
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: Oh CAESU. Yeah, I haven't actually watched that. It's amazing.
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: Has not occurred to me just yet.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: Tom, It is amazing. So you don't watch it. Fully's
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: over because you'll ask too many questions. Just sit down, relax,
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: and a joy and Caesar. I'm guessing Michelle didn't excuse
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: me for the cough there. Miss Michelle definitely did watch
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: Sesu because if he did, we would not know. Michelle,
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: I as tell you that.
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: So let me tell you. Let me tell you when
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: you've blown it in this world, you've blown her. When
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: you're being discussed by me and Tom, you're fucked.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: You're fucked.
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: If we know that's too many people, I'm gonna tell
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: you that much.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: Well, but certainly by the time, certainly by the time
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: we run this work into everybody, Now everybody knows.
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm going, I'm I'm not for nothing. No
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: one over to France and going BlackBerry picking and a
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: couple of hedges around that farm. I'm going to tell
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: you that much. Sam, My children need wine too, came here.
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: What was I going to tell you? That's that's puer
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: El Michelle da pond. They're poorst rich Man in France
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: right this very second. But Tom, it takes me back
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: to childhood. Now, finding Bury Treasures as a classic childhood story.
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: It's not Yester the year or me were kids. Now,
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you that much not yester. The year or
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: we made our first communions is not right one hundred
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: and ten. And in that time, Tom, we have experienced
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: massive change in the world. We've just the right sweet
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: spoty age to have been born in the early eighties.
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: We saw always die off and new ways come in.
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: We're at the funck from my life, as we like
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: to say here on the Tom and Jerry Show, and
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: we like to reminisce about the things that we've seen
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: come and go in a segment that we call we
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: remember when when I was a.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: Young lad twenty or thirty or forty years ago. You've
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: lovely toned to that too, by the way we do
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: that work. We remember when it's lovely.
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: It's not all rolling and book lapping.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: No, it's true. You know you're one hundred percent right.
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: No, I'll tell you, won't take it. I'll tell you
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: one thing. We have seen things come and go, and
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: one thing, as men in our mid to late forties,
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: which we are Tom, mid forties there or thereabouts, one
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: thing that we've seen go. I know I certainly have
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: seen somethings go. And that is a patch of hair
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: on the back of my head. More goals every week,
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: it has to be said, are you joining me in
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: the solar panel club?
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: I like to call mine the penalty spot, the penalty spot, Yes, yeah, yeah,
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: oh not? Is there all right? But sure? Look at
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: as any bad builder I ever talked to you said, sure,
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: I can't see it from my house. Do you know
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: what I mean? It don't stress me out.
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: It doesn't stress me in the slightest looks fine for
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: where my arms sitting. And I'll tell you that much.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: But Tom, here's what we remember. We remember a time
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: you and I that if you went bold, you stayed bold.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: That doesn't seem to be the case anymore now, I
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: mean we can.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: You can pitter patter back and forth about the Yes
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: they did, the stain ball and whatnot. Some lads did
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: challenge it. They challenged, they denied them. They tried to
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: deny nature back in the And this wasn't exclusive to
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: like a fancy America. My I was speaking with my
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: mother in law, who was a men's hairdresser, not a barber,
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: a men's hairdresser in Baggett, Straight and Dublin back in
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: the sixties, right sixties, seventies. That could be doing the
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: woman inusice. But it would have been right when when
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: most of the country had not, the handful that had
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: something had lots of it, if you know what I mean.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: Like so they had lots of fucking money in that
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: part of Dublin. Do you know what I mean?
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: You know it was and starved. But yes, exactly.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: Now you get the she said, you get the odd
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: culture light who come up once a year to get
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: what did this? Won't they used to have They used
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: to build wings, make wigs there as well, jer for lands,
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: and lads there were fear self conscious that they'd buy
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: one of these wings and did pretty much fucking glue
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: this ship down onto their head with Take seven and
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: they'd have to peel it off. This would be a
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: daylarm job. So they have to peel it off and
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: to just smell like shite, basically give it a rinse
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: under the tap, comb it out, you know, take a
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: grinder to the head. I suppose to take back the
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: old stuff that was there, trim up what the shite
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: was knocking around the edges, and then glue it back
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: down again and see any year John Joe. But what
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: she did say was like the amount of lads that
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: would you'd have to get inventive with how you would
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: have to move hair around the head as to quote
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: and he won't mind me to quote the great Fred Cook.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: He his hair is resemble some of his first and
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: early Edinburgh shows where you just kind of move you
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: can move people around the room to give the you know,
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: to give give the illusion of densive up to the crowd.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: So it is, it was, it's let's have challenged it,
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: do you know?
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: Now?
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: Around my way not so much. I think when lads
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: losted it just kind of grow out into foz at
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: the sides maybe and should that's see it?
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: What have you?
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: What worry have you? But but times have changed the
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: course chair and now there's visits to all sorts of
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: places to get things plugged into your head, which fucking
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: terrifies me. Oh, we'll just peel it off this bit
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: back here and just use you know, a whole punch
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: to drive it into the other part of your head.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: And by the way, you'll be taking a tablet for
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: the rest of your life, or it'll all fall out
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: in the morning and it may never work at all.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: But one of my favorite things to see and oh
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: I saw one the other day and that's why I
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: text about it was this old guy fighting the fight.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: It was almost retro. He had a best comb over,
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: and I can only imagine he used fucking He had
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: to have put something like, you know, thirty twenty oil
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: through the fucking thing just to keep it down.
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: Like it was.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: There was a sheen of it, and it was downer,
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: do you know what I mean? There was a there
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: was a he walked over a bridge and there was
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: a galea blowing and in care and it was going
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: and nowhere. It was impressive only that you could see,
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: you know, it was almost like you know, the curtains
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: kind of or not curtains, but like a blind instead
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: of blinds. Get you know, when somebody's looking out through them,
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: they just part two of them. And that's what I went, Oh,
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: that's a comb over, because I could see an absolute
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: smooth white line of his skin all the way across
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: the top of his head. Geez, that's a brilliant comover.
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: Let me tell you one thing, Tom. You know, I
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: was always not that vain about my hair, and I
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: certainly would have been. Wouldn't be one of these buys
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: to adopt the combovers and the what not.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: I mean, now you're speaking to the guire here like
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: I had a fucking mullet.
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: Out of irony two years. And with that being said,
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: I did spend nearly four years with uh Is Steven
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: Sigall Ponytail, So maybe I am full of shit, but
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: I will tell you one thing right.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: In fact, did your reference.
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: Russia's friend, Russia's friend, friend of the Kremlin Steven Sigal?
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: Oh my word. I was in the barber shop maybe
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: ten years ago, and I knew I was getting windy
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: at the top.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, Fred didn't know it was time for him
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: to go part of look.
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: Right m And the guy goes to me, he goes,
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: what do you want me to do at the back? Here?
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: I goes, well, I don't understand. The question goes, well, look,
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: you know, if you want what I can do for you,
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: is I'm doing giving you your textbook too all over
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: from out the top? Anyway you do? If you want
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: to just leave it a wee bit longer at the
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: back and it'll just kind of cover that up a
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: little bit. And I was like, you mean, he goes,
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: you know, just just not cut it as short at
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: the back.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: And you know, okay, So you're so. Let's say he
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: was gott that an inch all over the top.
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he was going to say, cut an inch and
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: five eights at the back. Oh okay, And then we
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: part of me brain goes, that's a comb over. That's
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: come over my bride, Like, think about what he's asking you.
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: Do you want it? But like up to that point
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: it was huh not not a bad idea, not the
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: worst idea I haven't you've ever had in your life,
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: I suppose. Yeah, but just a little whatever little bit
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: of me has sense, Tom just grabbed me and said,
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: that's a slippery slope. And that's a slippery slope to
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: a combover. You don't want that, ever, how bad it
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: is to look that you have as you say yourself, Tom,
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: the friar tuck up the top like it's a fellow
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: saurs for the dinosaur fans out there, heck your cephalosaurus.
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah all right, but that's but you You just said it.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: One there did the comb over because it was a staple.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: I remember seeing lads like twenty different outlets would be
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: outside mass with the combover and hevin forbid a wind
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: would catch because it would stand up like a fucking
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: like a bridge, you know what I mean, like a
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: like a railway crossing. It would just stand up dead
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: straight because they had it full to the neck with
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: birl cream or decks or one of these things that
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: was meant to keep it down with of course a
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: good ghost if it caught it much like a tin
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: roof on a windy day, it just peeled a hole.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: And you're getting all these outlads doing their best like.
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: Who, well, here's the thing, Tom, The disease cannot the
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: spggy part of let me rephrase that, cannot be worse
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: than the disease, all right, Yeah, so what you're doing
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: to make yourself not look bald can't make you look
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: worse than bald. And that's what a combover is. But
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: we've noticed hair technology develop all down through the years,
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: not at least the combvers that we grew up with
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: in the eighties with our lads. But Tom, now we're currently,
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: as you mentioned there, we're at a place where if
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: you're bald and you don't want to be, you don't
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: have to be. If you got two grand credit youngon
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: Credit Union, give you two grand of alone, start all
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: over there. To our pals in Turkey and you'll get
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: the hair punched into the top of your head. And
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: as you say yourself, and I wasn't aware of that.
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: I wasn't aware that you had to eat seven seas
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: every day to Oh no, it's not.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: That it's it's it's a chemical. But here's the thing,
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: as Jim Jeffery talked about on one of his specials,
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: he went, and here's the fucking thing. You've got to
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: take four of these tablets or three of these tablets
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: every day and after about two years they've had such
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: an effect on your body. Your cockstock's working. So what
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: you do is you back it down and to a
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: certain point, but you hope that your hair won't work
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: out fall out. Yes, your dick starts working, but now
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: you've gone ball again. You're an ugly bastard, so you've
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: got no use for your dick anyway. You know, it
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: was a vicious cycle. I was like Jim, I know
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: which one I'd be fucking Tuesday.
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: And now, to be honest with you, the one I
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: can see in front of me. Not for not right.
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: Here's the other thing, Tom. We've we've seen a couple
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: of stages in this like, do you remember hair plugs?
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: I do, and I remember hearing of them. I think
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: they were beyond the They were beyond the affordability of
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: the regular Irish man, because it seems to me that
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: you can go to Turkey and get hair pretty cheap.
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: But hair plugs was fake hair drilled into your head.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: You look like it looked like dull hair.
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: Dull hair, that's right. So we've seen that come and
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: go in our time. If anybody out there has, you know,
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: in the mid two thousands, in that post nine to eleven,
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: Funk gotten sad enough to say, God, I'll get a
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: little bit of dull hair punched into my head. Let
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: us know how that worked out, because I don't think
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: anybody gets that anymore.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: Oh no, I'd say everybody died as a result of
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: that chart. There is no way like drilling down it,
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: like I know it isn't. I don't like what I'm
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: seeing from lads come, you know, coming back from Turkey,
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: because now your head is one giant scab and it's
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: just drawn out.
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: It's like you know, when you see too much face
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: lifts going on, you're like, oh, we know you got
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: a facelift, so now we just don't know what age
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: you are. Fully, we just know that you were old
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: enough to think that you needed to get shit done,
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: Like how about you just lean into it?
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: Like I don't know how to I don't know how
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: to react to people that have had their hair done,
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: Like I don't know what I can say. I don't know.
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: I don't want to say it's nice, no one, congratulations,
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: it's just now you didn't give bert. It's like, oh
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: so hair, huh? How about that? Well done? You know,
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: it's not like you know, if someone gets into this
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: one someone drops a load of money on a new
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: cars like oh yeah, which you're about to help the
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: drive it, and you know between the ditches and all
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: this kind but like someone comes back and says, I
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: dropped five grand on ahead of hair. I'm like, here's
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: I don't.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: I'm sure felt More and more fellows are talking about
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: it now and stuff like that, but it's almost like
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: there is a shame to it, and I gotta say
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: degree yeah. Versus say your mate who has been losing
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: his hair this long time and you meet him in
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: the pub and he's just shaved it down to the metal.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: You're like, good man, well you're immediately. Any bloke is
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: immediate is going to go well done. That looks ten
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: times you know what I'm.
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: Going to tell you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you pulled the
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: chain on that one. Yeah, and it looks far better. Yeah,
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: and you know much're better off without it. I got
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: a you know, I've got a bunch of pals that
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: are bolding, like fucking it suits them so well, it's
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: like well done. Yeah. They done around and go like, ohy.
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: I went over to Turkey and got like hair drilled
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: into my head. I was like, I don't know about
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: that now, buddy.
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: Now there was one guy all right, And I know
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: this is to remember it because we're kind of talking
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: a bit more modern at the minute, but it fluctuates.
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: But don't worry. We have some other matchhet we remember
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: from down through the years.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: There was an out let up the road right now.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: I asked my mother in law about this. I'm like,
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: was this a thing?
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: Now? You talk about a combover and I'll get into
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: some of my favorite comovers in a minute. Excuse me.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: There was a chap up the road here and nobody
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: could work out what was going on. He didn't he
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: drove it. He had a small farm and he's a
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: small attractor, but he seemed to cycle everywhere in the wellies.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: Now he must have had some level of vanity about it,
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: because well you'd normally see him in the typical owl
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: at Beanie, you know, they all had every so often
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: in masses especially, you'd see what I can only describe
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: her as a cowshit on to visits. And I asked her,
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: I said, what am I looking at? There? She goes.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: What I think you might have been looking at?
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: Was?
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: She goes, have you ever seen a big tick dreadlock?
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: What? She goes?
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: What the chances are he just braided that round in
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: a circle, around and around into like a basically a
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: cinnamon bun of shit on top of his head, and
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: it just got dirtier and dirtier and dirtier, and there
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: probably is no washing it now. It's probably fucking slidified
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: on top.
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: Of his head. He's just got a coil of rope,
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: a coil.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: Of shitty, dirty hair rope on top of his head.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: But when I asked her, goes, oh, she goes, oh yeah.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: But the lads would typically come up every six months,
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: but they wouldn't have touched it and we would kind
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: of put it in place and they would glue. This
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: was taking the comb over, or the lads would handle
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: their own comovers. Literally, they would take their comb out.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: If you're if the video is working, you can see
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: what I'm doing, and you're just combing from one side
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: to the other. You're dragging from east to west straight
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: down Tomer Simpson's style. Glue it down with some good
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: quality hair wax, brill cream, something good and you know
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: good and donkey. That'll keep it down for the day.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: Started on a daily basis, these lads would go for
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: a semi permanent jellyby and they would go to somebody
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: like her in Dublin. They would wash out like a
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: fucking two foot of hair and then coil it round
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: and make it like a boofall like Patty a patty,
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: but they curl it up and it looked it looked
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: like an Elvis thing. And then they would they would
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: spray would basically scotch tape spray, scotch spray, spray. It's
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: locked in place and go see you in six months.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: Try to mind it and the lads would mind it
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: at all. It would grow a bit underneath it. It
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: would move, it would each they'd just thrown out hat
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: on it. Then after a while and it just gets
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: oily and dirty.
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: And because as well, tell my God to tell you
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: some of these gentlemen might be agricultural in nature.
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: Oh no, juir, there's not a mite here. Oh yeah,
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: or some one hundred one percent of these lads. And
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: I'll give you this scenario for anybody's going to ask
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: fucking weird bastards, I'll tell you, And this will come
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: up again and Tom and Jerry show and I'm going
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: to make reference to this point, and i want you
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: to bookmark this in especially in the country in the
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: seventies and eighties, there were and sixties there was an
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: absolute flight of earls when it came to women leaving
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: the giant and all heading to Dublin, head in the cities,
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: head into England, head into America. And then there'd be
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: three sons. One will go off to be a teacher,
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: one go off to be a priest. Invariably would move
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: to someplace populated, and the youngest, poor bastard would be
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: left to mind Mammy and Daddy and the ninety acres
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: at home and cut a bit a few SuDS of turf,
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: and where he would end up is fifty eight years
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: of age with a coile of shits, not to have
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: his head, and never a look of a woman ever
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: would have ever come come his way. So the poor
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: old bastards were just left opportunity lists. There was no woman,
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: and if there was, you probably weren't going to be
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: front and center to get.
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: It front and line title, like you know, yeah, if
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: you're going to stand with any chance whatsoever, a dissemblance
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: of hair on your head mightn't hurt. Here's another couple
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: of hair topics time that we've seen come and we've
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: seen go, because we've seen every hair tonic and pill
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: and everything like this advertised us and keep hair in
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: our heads. We've seen all the row games and they.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: Still get a thrown at me. But I think they're given.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: They're shoo yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, they're giving up
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: of late.
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: Here's here's one that I used to watch infomercials for
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: tom like if you get home Scotter the night and
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: when they were finished trying to sell your time masters
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: and all this kind of crack hair in a can.
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: Did you ever see that?
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: I I saw like an Instagram video of it where
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: they were just it was basically it was fibers, the
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: fibers through it, like when they showed they showed a
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: cross section of it being sprayed from the side, and
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: it wasn't just spray paint. There was actually some sort
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: of mini string ship through it. What's that?
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: It was like if if if if you willed minced hair,
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: so silly string, so it kind of like minced up
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: like hair fibers. So you imagine like you sweep up
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: a barber floor and you put it into a machine
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: and mince it up more so it's all like.
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: You put it all the ninja is what they put.
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: They put a load of hair in the ninja right right,
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: and aerosolized that.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: I think we've invented imagine ninja hair like.
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: You see you know what Tom on the square. We're
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: not that far off what this ship was. And it
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: was in the can an aerosol can that I guess
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: also had some sort of gone or wax in it.
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: And if you had a ball spot, spray that some
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: bitch on it and it would cover up your balls.
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: But on close inspection it would look like you had
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: like a you know, a seboutio table mixture in the
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: back of your head. I don't think it was suggested
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: for doing your whole hair with it, like you know,
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: to spray your whole hair with it, and you're just like,
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: you know, a little cheat pet or some such, but
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: like it would cover up a bit of a ball spot.
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: And I got almost upsold on that again in the
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: same goddamn barber who was trying to, like, you know,
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: he was so concerned about my goddamn ball spot. I'm
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: i'a tell you that much. He tried to upsell me
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: on a little hair powder. So he goes, did you
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: ever see this? Watch this? Okay? Do you know the one?
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: And I'll tell you stuff. I don't just know what
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: your eye fucking know it, but I'll tell you like,
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: did you did? He did? He did you buy it?
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: He sat me down and he cut the hair, goes okay,
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: so he showed you know, we'll show you the back
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: with the mirror, and he goes, hang on, well, I
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: have you hare just watched this right? And he goes,
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: let me get your hair color, and you know, the
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: bits that aren't great are this color. So he poodled
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: around on the shelf and he picked from a selection
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: of five like colors from black that chests not or
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: whatever it might be. He goes, okay, this is you did,
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: and he goes watch this and it was just like
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: he gave me a little on the back. And again
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: it was I dare say hair put through the ninja
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: in a in a in a tal compowder form and
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: you and he gave me there goes now look at that,
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: and I was like, oh, well, yeah, okay, you know,
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: but again, what have I done here? If I shake
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: my head real fast or if I lay down on
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: the bed, is that all just gonna like come off?
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: I know, I don't want to. I don't want a
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: job to do every day. Because that was nice of
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: him to do it for me. I don't know how
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: I would do it myself, just sort of like like
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: tag it on in the morning. So I was like, no,
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: thank you, I won't pay every I didn't even get
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: the price of it. But I was like, sounds like
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: another job, and I'm not that pushed I did.
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: I didn't use it, but it was used on major
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: I didn't fully I had never heard of such thing, right,
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: And then I go.
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: And we do you got hair against your will? Tom?
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: I did if anybody wondered, that's Jerry scratching his leg there.
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: Or was that coming through a Sorry, let's say I
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: have an insect bite on mecalf.
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: List man, you've you've seen nothing like the fucking midgies
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: down here.
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: I didn't know that was coming through. I'm scraping it
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: with the little of a zulder cream thing here. Wow.
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because that's silent.
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: But I know I've no nails, so I just like,
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: I gotta give it.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: There's asmr. Let's gone to do them again.
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: Again, scratch it lea again. But I only fans.
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: I'd completely forgotten about this stuff up until you brought
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: it up, right, And no, I I re remembered it
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: at another period. And I'll tell you, but I'm sitting
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: there twenty thirteen. I was sitting there. I had a
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: hinted the penalty spot at the time, like this.
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: Is twelve years ago.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, twelve years ago, right, I hinted, But I kind
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: of always did. It was always kind of tin there anyway. Again,
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: as I say, never address me, I don't cut my hair.
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: I can't see me from behind. I don't stress about
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: these things and they're dying my hair, right, because they
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: wanted they cut it up into like a fucking shark fin,
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: you know, to give roster Carl Kelly like fucking thing.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: And then they dyed my hair into or they bleached
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: or they did something to they made it blundering, that is,
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: I don't fucking know why. And then they made the anyway,
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: she says, Am, while I have you, I got picked
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: this up because this this match is the hair coloring.
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: I says, Okay, what's that?
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: She went, Oh, it's just for the thinning bit of
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: the back. I went, well, I don't care about it.
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: She goes, oh, no, no, this isn't for you caring.
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: I'm just I'm doing camera.
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: I'm doing this to you.
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: The camera cares. I went, well, okay, And so she
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: showed me here before and after, and I have to say,
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: from seven or eight inches away it looked good. But
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: I'm guessing if somebody stood too close, they go that
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: fuckers his head up the chimney, that dust too, shit
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: is all over the back of his head.
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: Or if you're out for a few pints and your
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: lash and sweat dancing or whatever like that, does it
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: like traps all down the back and.
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: As we as you, and I well know we're not
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: the kind of blokes who uh would bring an umbrella
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: out or a hat. We would walk like me in
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: the rain with their shoulders up and it would definitely
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: run down at the back of your neck. But I
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: really remembered it with the panto crowd because all these
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: motherfuckers were taking up already good hair by putting this
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: ship all through their hair. I'm like, what the fuck
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: are you all doing? And some of who had neutral
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: colored ones, the neutral color one.
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: This is this is the stage. This is the stage
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: is a high def TV. No, we're picking up on
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: this and.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: This is like you know what I mean? These lads
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: hair did look good, but they're gone, doesn't it look?
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, but who cares? When they cared, they cared.
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: They were Panto people act toward people jared. They cared,
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: but intriguing to find that you could if you can.
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: It's much like viagra. And I'd say dex was probably
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: originally invented to keep fucking combovers down. So is brill
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: cream to keep it maybe not Brillken, but decks and
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: these heavy duty greases to keep going. Because if you
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: can pray on I suppose insecurities. That's where the money's at,
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: isn't it Like.
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: That's that's where you're going to give money. I gotta
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: tell you you know what we can say. We don't
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: care all we like tom. But if you're out there
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: and you do care, then there are options open to
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: you now today. Get a credit union, loan, dart over
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: the turkey, get the dick pills into you. You'll be grand.
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: But spare thought to the pioneers that we have seen
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: down through the years who had to put in the
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: hard yards to keep their hair.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: Who's your Can you have you any Do you have
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: any favorite home over so that you can remember down?
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: I have a wig hero, a wig hero. Okay, I
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: have one wig hero. I have one wig Hero. There
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: was a little man, an Larity, that came into the
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: hardware shop that I worked in, and he came over
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: to me, goes, do you have any such thing as
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: double sided tape? And I goes, I do, yes, over here,
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: and he goes and took him over to the double
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: sided tape. Now this was for holding carpet down? Was
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: this hooks?
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: And no?
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: No? This was double you know, double sided sort of
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: gummy tape. Oh, you know, not unlike tanking tape, you
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: know what I mean.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: It was like yeah, yeah, yeah, So this will go
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: on to concrete, and this.
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: Will go on to concrete and you could stick a
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: book go to the side of a high with this thing,
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: right and and he goes, I goes, what are you
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: using it for? And what got him first was priced,
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: because I was like a twenty euro role goes, I
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: only want to I only want about six inches of it,
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: like the boys that say that, I will just cut
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: me six inches off the roll and charge me a pound.
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: It's like, now it's twenty pounds. It's like it's a
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: wee bit deer. Now, you know, I don't want that
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: much of I goes, so what do you? What do you?
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: What project are you up to there? When he goes
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: out for it's for how no wea going? He was
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: genuinely going to use gorilla tape right the whole wig
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: on his scalp and I and I said, well, look
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: we are now. I don't think it wouldn't be for
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: that now at all? Right, And it still I hate
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: to tell it to you, buddy, And I kind of
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: I hope I steered him right, And I hope he
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: was happy because it was it was the thing that
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: was becoming prominent at the time in tabloid newspaper. Tom stuff,
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: I'd never heard of a stuff that was known as
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: tip tape. If you ever heard of tip tap, which
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: would be what women going to clubs or whatnot would
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: hold their dress on the cleavage so that they fall
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: out of their dresses with the Paparatti's it wants to be.
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: To be, you didn't need to go into the full
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: explanation of it there to.
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: Well, I said to him, I says, look, I don't
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: know what this is called, and I don't know if
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: you want to go into it. I imagine a chemists
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: would have it, you know. Would you ever see like
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: the tip tape that the fucking ladies have? You don't
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: know what I was talking about, but I was like, well,
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: who brought this madness into the shop? Old? I don't
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: want to tape tits, But it's as far as I understand,
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: at least, it's sensitive to skin for holding on address
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: to your skin, so it's better than fucking gerrilla tape.
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well tape, by the way, it's one of the best.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: We're not sponsored by grill tape. But if grilled taper
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: out there and they want sponsors, will be delighted.
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: You want to throw a couple of quid. There's your
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: who's your your, who's your He's your wig hero, Tom
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: is your comb over hero.
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: My wig hero I think is as as a result
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: of only a couple of weeks is Eddie Jordan. I
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: wasn't fully sure what that thing was, but it's oh shit, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: he can make it that far. And but anyway, I
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: know my combover legendary come over all time has to
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: be Jackie Healy Ray.
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, why didn't you bring him up sooner? Tom? Because
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: I would have saved us so much explanation to be.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: Fair, you know there's yeah, just google him right now.
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: Please.
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: It's oh my well, Jerry will put it up on
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: the socials. It is the greatest thing that has ever happened.
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: And it kind of you know, it shoots holds in
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: some of our theories. We said, like, you know, these
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: are like Bachelor's last man on the farm, Sonny don't
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: go away, trying his hardest to get a little bit
• 58:42
  Speaker 3: of a motion in his life, holding on to his
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: hair because no Jackie Healy Ray has his you know,
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: famously shitload of suns. So he's like Mary does can be.
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: So he just wanted that hair for the look of it.
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: The ego sometimes like it. This ego can take over there.
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: I guess it's I'm telling.
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: You, but that was that's it's. It's something I don't
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: know if we'll ever see back. Maybe in a hipster
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: environment we might see it. But yeah, I do remember.
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: I remember the good old days of a good old
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: home over.
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: My word, good, the good old column home over. I
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: gotta tell you there you go.
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: I got excited when I saw it, you know, I
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: was like, you love to see it? You love to
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: see it?
• 59:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Well listen. If you don't like
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: being bold, answers are there for you. But spare a
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: thought with the brave pioneers that led the way to
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: you being able to get a credit union and go
• 59:34
  Speaker 3: to Turkey and get a hair transplant. Ah. Other than that,
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: we are gonna get the hell out of here, Tom okay,
• 59:41
  Speaker 3: because this hair won't fall out by itself. But in
• 59:43
  Speaker 3: the meantime, we want to talk to the fine people
• 59:45
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• 59:56
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• 59:58
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  Speaker 3: Dibner and loves the fact that almost one hundred percent
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  Speaker 3: of the episodes he's listened to since a reference Fred.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you, Tom, do we know our audience
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  Speaker 3: or what? Thank you very much for that doc.
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  Speaker 1: That was a class I literally looking at Fred over
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  Speaker 1: Jerry's left shoulder anyway, So this is I can never
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  Speaker 1: not be. It's like, look as you make keenlier people
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  Speaker 1: the last four or five episodes, and knows that Fred and.
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  Speaker 3: I noticed him all right showing up at the start there,
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  Speaker 3: know what.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm not. I'm not mad at him.
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  Speaker 3: Neither am I, neither of my He needs something to
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  Speaker 3: listen to up time Chimney's.
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  Speaker 1: But look at in the wise words of led zep
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  Speaker 1: And I have to take the pins out.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I've gone way over time. I got a leg
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  Speaker 3: to scratch. Good luck, good luck. H