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Why Couldn't Bob Nalbandian Hear Anybody? (2012 Archive) · Classic Metal Show

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_03: Hi, this is Mark Storacci and you're watching CMS TV.
• 0:05
  SPEAKER_03: Stay tuned.
• 0:22
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I see our good friend Bob Nelbandian from Shockwaves is in the room,
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_02: and recently you participated in one of his skull sessions, yeah?
• 0:33
  SPEAKER_02: I did.
• 0:34
  SPEAKER_02: I'd love to know when it's going to be posted.
• 0:37
  SPEAKER_02: Come on, Bob!
• 0:39
  SPEAKER_02: He said he was hanging out at Toby's and might call in later.
• 0:42
  SPEAKER_00: All right, he can certainly do that.
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_00: It says, yo, he just popped up on my screen.
• 0:47
  SPEAKER_00: Yo, Chris, I'm here with Toby thinking of calling in.
• 0:49
  SPEAKER_00: Let me know.
• 0:50
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, Bob, you may call in.
• 0:52
  SPEAKER_02: You and Toby.
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_02: Look, he asked your permission.
• 0:57
  SPEAKER_00: Of course he asked my permission.
• 0:58
  SPEAKER_00: You know the show's all about me.
• 1:04
  SPEAKER_02: 800-497-5891 if you don't know the number, Bob.
• 1:05
  SPEAKER_02: 800-497-5891.
• 1:08
  SPEAKER_00: And Neely will answer the phone so that you can speak to me.
• 1:11
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, should I answer the phone if he calls?
• 1:14
  SPEAKER_02: Can I answer the phone if he calls, Chris?
• 1:16
  SPEAKER_00: You know what?
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  SPEAKER_00: I'll give you permission.
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  SPEAKER_00: Go ahead and answer his call.
• 1:19
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, Toby is the Arnold Schwarzenegger soundalike there, Gulp Dog.
• 1:24
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, he is.
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  SPEAKER_02: I actually played that at the beginning of the show.
• 1:29
  SPEAKER_00: It's not a tumor.
• 1:30
  SPEAKER_00: It's not a tumor.
• 1:32
  SPEAKER_00: It's not a tumor.
• 1:33
  SPEAKER_02: I like to listen to the classic metal show.
• 1:35
  SPEAKER_02: Those guys, they're just so good together.
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_02: They just bounce off of each other.
• 1:43
  SPEAKER_01: Hail and kill.
• 1:45
  SPEAKER_01: Hail and kill.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's Bob.
• 1:48
  SPEAKER_01: It's Bob and Toby.
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  SPEAKER_02: What's up, Bob and Toby?
• 1:51
  SPEAKER_01: Who is this?
• 1:55
  SPEAKER_00: It's my sidekick, the other guy, Bob.
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, it's the other guy.
• 2:00
  SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry.
• 2:01
  SPEAKER_01: You know, I should get you on Skype.
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_01: I should get you on the speaker here.
• 2:08
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 2:09
  SPEAKER_02: Well, you know, the engineering on your end is really not any of our concern.
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_00: What the hell?
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  SPEAKER_01: Hey, Bob, are you going to participate in this call or what?
• 2:23
  SPEAKER_01: No, we can't hear on this.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm going to call back on Skype in two minutes.
• 2:27
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 2:29
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 2:31
  SPEAKER_02: Bye.
• 2:36
  SPEAKER_02: You know, I had to do this on my end.
• 2:39
  SPEAKER_00: He has no idea what the name is.
• 2:41
  SPEAKER_02: What?
• 2:43
  SPEAKER_00: I'll call you back.
• 2:45
  SPEAKER_00: He's going to call in on Skype.
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  SPEAKER_00: He's probably going to ring my Skype, I'm sure.
• 2:48
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I see.
• 2:49
  SPEAKER_02: He's online now, so he'll be ringing.
• 2:51
  SPEAKER_02: Why don't you ring him?
• 2:53
  SPEAKER_02: Wait a minute.
• 2:54
  SPEAKER_02: Let's just see if he can figure it out.
• 2:56
  SPEAKER_00: He's going to call me.
• 2:57
  SPEAKER_02: No, he just needs to call my number.
• 3:01
  SPEAKER_00: He just needs to call the 800 number.
• 3:03
  SPEAKER_00: He's going to try to do Skype to Skype.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, he's calling the number.
• 3:07
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, from Skype?
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  SPEAKER_00: Hail and kill, caller.
• 3:09
  SPEAKER_02: You're on the air.
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  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 3:13
  SPEAKER_01: Hey, Wendell Mealy and Chris Akin.
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  SPEAKER_01: What's up, guys?
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  SPEAKER_01: Is it the other guy?
• 3:17
  SPEAKER_01: It's the other guy.
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  SPEAKER_02: You know, not the founder of the show or anything.
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  SPEAKER_02: He's just the other guy.
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  SPEAKER_01: I know what it's like being the other guy.
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  SPEAKER_01: Wait, the answer to everybody's question about that podcast.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: We did it, as you know, what was that, about two weeks ago?
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  SPEAKER_01: Roadrunner's sitting on it.
• 3:38
  SPEAKER_01: It's going to be posted soon, and it's a great episode.
• 3:40
  SPEAKER_01: And if they don't get posted, what's that?
• 3:44
  SPEAKER_01: That's you.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm going to turn this shit down.
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  SPEAKER_01: I was saying,
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  SPEAKER_01: if you don't get posted by the end of the week,
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  SPEAKER_01: we'll send it to you, and you can do a thing about it.
• 3:55
  SPEAKER_00: All right, that's fine.
• 3:56
  SPEAKER_00: Did you happen to mention in it how I was completely annihilated drunk,
• 4:00
  SPEAKER_00: but I still worked my way through it?
• 4:04
  SPEAKER_01: No, I think we all were, actually.
• 4:06
  SPEAKER_01: That was the beauty of it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Even drunken than today.
• 4:09
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I can't tell at all that you guys have been drinking today.
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  SPEAKER_01: Not at all.
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  SPEAKER_00: So what's up, fellas?
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  SPEAKER_00: What's happening with you guys?
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  SPEAKER_01: We're sitting here, we're drinking, man.
• 4:20
  SPEAKER_01: We'll listen to your COC talk there.
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  SPEAKER_01: Peppers out of the band, huh?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he's been for like 10 years there, Bob.
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  SPEAKER_00: Way to keep up.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm just testing Kobe here.
• 4:37
  SPEAKER_02: Now he's got the chat room open and he's listening to them click.
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  SPEAKER_02: I think we ought to go back to Mark Nero's emails.
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  SPEAKER_02: It dragged the show down a lot less.
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  SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
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  SPEAKER_00: Hey, Bob, do they call you the break man at this point, sir, the way you stop the show dead?
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  SPEAKER_00: He hung up.
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  SPEAKER_00: He just hung up.
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  SPEAKER_02: Just click, click, click, and he was gone.
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  SPEAKER_00: No more phone calls.
• 5:09
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, here we go, Colin again.
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  SPEAKER_02: Hale and Kill, you're on the air again.
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  SPEAKER_02: Geez.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, Chris, if you ever need any help with any of the technical stuff, talk to Bob.
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  SPEAKER_01: He'll take care of you.
• 5:24
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, right.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm a technical genius when it comes to the internet, as Chris Akin well knows.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, of course.
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  SPEAKER_01: So what else you got going on tonight beside the COC interview?
• 5:35
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, what about the dead rock heroes you were talking about?
• 5:43
  SPEAKER_00: That was good, right?
• 5:46
  SPEAKER_01: Very good.
• 5:47
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it was good.
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  SPEAKER_01: I like that.
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  SPEAKER_01: Although Bob was a little bit offended about the raffle comments.
• 5:53
  SPEAKER_00: So let me just ask, Bob, are you the front breaks and Toby's the back breaks or vice versa?
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  SPEAKER_00: Because, boy, you two have stopped this show dead.
• 6:02
  SPEAKER_01: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
• 6:03
  SPEAKER_01: What was that, Mr. Akin?
• 6:04
  SPEAKER_01: I can't hear you.
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  SPEAKER_01: You've got to speak up here.
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  SPEAKER_02: I thought that's the reason you went on Skype so both of you could hear.
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  SPEAKER_01: It wasn't.
• 6:12
  SPEAKER_01: It would, but it's not.
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  SPEAKER_01: Did we stop it?
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  SPEAKER_02: This is a train wreck, Chris.
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  SPEAKER_01: Keep going.
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  SPEAKER_01: I like it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Charlie, talk, man.
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  SPEAKER_01: Talk while I'm doing this.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, what are you doing?
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  SPEAKER_01: I didn't know what you're doing, man.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm burning out of Houston.
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  SPEAKER_01: All right, so is there a better way to do this?
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  SPEAKER_00: Why don't we do this?
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  SPEAKER_00: Why don't you two both take out your cell phones and call each other and we'll hope
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  SPEAKER_00: that we catch some of it, okay?
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  SPEAKER_01: Can you hear us okay now or no?
• 6:42
  SPEAKER_02: We haven't ever had a problem hearing you guys.
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  SPEAKER_02: What are they doing, Chris?
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  SPEAKER_01: We can hear you.
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  SPEAKER_01: Go ahead.
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  SPEAKER_01: Toby just needs to turn up the volume here.
• 6:59
  SPEAKER_01: The best part is we're just sitting here waiting for you guys to fuck it
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  SPEAKER_01: and you're doing a great job all by yourself.
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  SPEAKER_00: So we need you guys to talk so we can interrupt.
• 7:07
  SPEAKER_00: That's how it works.
• 7:27
  SPEAKER_01: Toby just had a big Halloween party at his pad.
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  SPEAKER_01: Really?
• 7:30
  SPEAKER_01: Don't you want to hear about it, guys?
• 7:32
  SPEAKER_01: No.
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  SPEAKER_01: Very exciting.
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  SPEAKER_01: Tell us all about it, Toby.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, you tell me about it.
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  SPEAKER_01: You were there.
• 7:37
  SPEAKER_01: No, we were supposed to get the guys from Lizzy Borden and Warrior and
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  SPEAKER_01: a few other bands out here, but everyone flaked out.
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  SPEAKER_01: So who showed up?
• 7:45
  SPEAKER_00: You, Bob?
• 7:45
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it was Calvin Bell.
• 7:47
  SPEAKER_01: I wanted to speak.
• 7:48
  SPEAKER_01: I was in Warrior.
• 7:54
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• 8:54
  SPEAKER_02: You know, Bob,
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  SPEAKER_02: I was going to have a party at my house,
• 8:56
  SPEAKER_02: and I invited the guys from Metallica and Guns N' Roses,
• 9:00
  SPEAKER_02: and I invited,
• 9:02
  SPEAKER_02: you know,
• 9:02
  SPEAKER_02: the guys from Iron Maiden, but none of them showed up, so I had to party on my own.
• 9:07
  SPEAKER_01: Sounds like a typical Neely party.
• 9:11
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, how would you know?
• 9:12
  SPEAKER_02: You've never been to a Neely party.
• 9:14
  SPEAKER_01: You never invite me, fucker.
• 9:16
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, you don't want to say fucker on the internet.
• 9:20
  SPEAKER_01: I interviewed Lars Ulrich last week, or actually a couple days ago.
• 9:24
  SPEAKER_01: Really?
• 9:26
  SPEAKER_01: Fantastic interview.
• 9:29
  SPEAKER_01: But I'm going to tell you all about it on the next podcast,
• 9:31
  SPEAKER_01: and you can hear the latest Shockwave Bowl session.
• 9:35
  SPEAKER_01: Why don't you talk about the stuff you're doing?
• 9:38
  SPEAKER_01: They'll get an exclusive on that coming up.
• 9:41
  SPEAKER_01: It's got to be like an Eric Braverman moment.
• 9:44
  SPEAKER_01: I still can't hear them.
• 9:46
  SPEAKER_01: Can you hear them?
• 9:47
  SPEAKER_01: Barely.
• 9:48
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you guys got to speak up, man.
• 9:49
  SPEAKER_02: We're not saying anything, Bob.
• 9:52
  SPEAKER_02: How you doing, Bob?
• 9:55
  SPEAKER_02: We're not saying anything, Bob.
• 9:56
  SPEAKER_02: We're listening to your enthralling stories.
• 10:02
  SPEAKER_01: Toby's complaining that he can't hear you.
• 10:04
  SPEAKER_00: Hey, Bob and Toby, have you guys ever seen a really bad car crash?
• 10:10
  SPEAKER_00: Do that again?
• 10:14
  SPEAKER_00: Have you ever seen a really bad car crash?
• 10:19
  SPEAKER_01: He's sitting right next to me, right here.
• 10:21
  SPEAKER_01: That's what he's saying to show it.
• 10:23
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 10:25
  SPEAKER_01: You know what?
• 10:26
  SPEAKER_01: We're in a very loud room.
• 10:28
  SPEAKER_01: Well, why don't we kick it up and play some Led Zeppelin?
• 10:30
  SPEAKER_01: What do you say about that?
• 10:35
  SPEAKER_01: I think they're basically done with us.
• 10:37
  SPEAKER_01: We just want to call and say, hey, gentlemen.
• 10:40
  SPEAKER_02: Well, hey, Bob.
• 10:41
  SPEAKER_02: Hey, Bob, how you doing?
• 10:43
  SPEAKER_02: Next time you feel like calling into a show, call Talking Metal.
• 10:47
  SPEAKER_02: Hey, Bob!
• 10:49
  SPEAKER_00: How can people get out of the SCAR sessions?
• 10:54
  SPEAKER_01: I'll call the Alien Podcast.
• 10:56
  SPEAKER_01: How's that?
• 10:58
  SPEAKER_01: That sounds great, Bob!
• 11:03
  SPEAKER_03: Do you have anything else for us tonight?
• 11:06
  SPEAKER_01: I guess I'm a little loud, maybe.
• 11:08
  SPEAKER_01: We can't hear you worth a shit.
• 11:10
  SPEAKER_03: Bob, is there anything else you'd like people to know?
• 11:14
  SPEAKER_03: Tell
• 11:17
  SPEAKER_01: them, Toby.
• 11:18
  SPEAKER_01: What else did you have to tell them?
• 11:19
  SPEAKER_03: What would you like us to know, Toby?
• 11:25
  SPEAKER_03: Anything, Toby?
• 11:28
  SPEAKER_01: I think we're done here.
• 11:29
  SPEAKER_01: This is dead space right here, Al.
• 11:32
  SPEAKER_03: Guys, you're not answering my questions.
• 11:34
  SPEAKER_03: I can't yell any louder.
• 11:38
  SPEAKER_01: He can hear you now.
• 11:39
  SPEAKER_01: So why don't you guys give us some of that volume?
• 11:43
  SPEAKER_03: Tell me about it.
• 11:44
  SPEAKER_03: What would you like us to know?
• 11:49
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe I should play some more like this.
• 11:52
  SPEAKER_03: Anything at all, Toby!
• 11:54
  SPEAKER_01: I like that.
• 11:57
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, man.
• 11:58
  SPEAKER_03: Bob and Toby!
• 12:00
  SPEAKER_03: You've been really great guests tonight!
• 12:03
  SPEAKER_03: Thank you!
• 12:08
  SPEAKER_02: That's all she wrote.
• 12:11
  God.
• 12:12
  SPEAKER_02: What's wrong with those guys?
• 12:15
  SPEAKER_02: I can't hear you.
• 12:20
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, shit.
• 12:20
  SPEAKER_02: And nobody else has a problem hearing, but they can't hear.
• 12:25
  SPEAKER_02: Do you think the technical problem might have been on their end?
• 12:28
  SPEAKER_00: That was good.
• 12:32
  SPEAKER_02: I can't hear these guys.
• 12:34
  SPEAKER_02: What?
• 12:35
  SPEAKER_02: What?
• 12:36
  SPEAKER_02: What?
• 12:37
  SPEAKER_02: I can't hear them.
• 12:38
  SPEAKER_02: Are they talking?
• 12:39
  SPEAKER_02: They're not saying anything.
• 12:43
  SPEAKER_00: All right, the screaming was funny, right?
• 12:45
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 12:47
  SPEAKER_02: I think we're done here.
• 12:48
  SPEAKER_00: I think we're done here.
• 12:49
  SPEAKER_00: Click.
• 12:50
  SPEAKER_02: Click.
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