Latest / After-Hours with Faction! Motorsports / #149 - James Carper of Car Shop Karoshi
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- 0:01Howdy, hey, hello everybody, Welcome back to another episode
- 0:04of the after hours podcast. On today's episode we have James
- 0:08Carper of car shop karoshi. James is preparing his car for
- 0:14final bout special stage E, which is this weekend.
- 0:17So we had a bunch of stuff to talk about and most importantly
- 0:21we had to talk about the chop top he just did on his S13,
- 0:25which is probably the first one ever done in this country, I
- 0:29would say. And I think he said possibly the
- 0:33second or third ever done in the world.
- 0:36So I've been, I've been following this pretty closely.
- 0:40It's definitely something you don't see every day with with
- 0:45chopping the roof off of your S13.
- 0:48And he did it a little bit differently than most people do
- 0:50it. He chopped the entire thing off
- 0:52instead of just chopping the A&B pillars.
- 0:55So the sea pillars chopped as well.
- 0:57He had to do custom glass for basically every window.
- 1:00But he, we talked about it in the podcast.
- 1:02He he kind of figured out a way to make the windshield work.
- 1:04So, yeah, can't wait to see that car.
- 1:07If you guys are going to final bout special Stage E, you're
- 1:10going to see Carl down there. He's going to be one of the
- 1:11judges. Make sure you say hey and yeah
- 1:15enjoy the episode. Oh and don't forget we today is
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- 5:53Welcome everybody to the Faction After Hours podcast.
- 5:56Orange juice makes my stomach hurt.
- 5:58And Derek sucks damn right off the RIP.
- 6:03They're just being mad at me all the time.
- 6:06And I know for a fact that second sentence off the podcast,
- 6:09thank you for giving us a coaster.
- 6:11And James just slid Frankie's off the table.
- 6:14It's for his mouth dude. It's the worst.
- 6:15Most. Ever, bro, but tonight we're
- 6:18here to bring you another guest. Dude, you would think that this
- 6:21guy has a pretty busy week because you know what about is
- 6:24this week? But no, he said, yo, I'm in the
- 6:28area for a podcast. Let me know if you're down.
- 6:30We have James Carper from car shop Corolla.
- 6:33How are you here right now, dude?
- 6:34And LSP polishing. Didn't you cut off the roof of
- 6:37your car? Well, yeah, but I put it back
- 6:38on. Oh, get that?
- 6:39Get choked up. Oh shit.
- 6:41I'm not used to this like you were leaning.
- 6:43You were ready to climb over the table to talk to.
- 6:45Him well, like every time I podcast it's like I'm ready to
- 6:47fight Chad, right? So it's like right off the bat,
- 6:50yeah, I'm like. I like Chad.
- 6:51I'm. Back here, right?
- 6:52I'm ready to go, but I got to crawl through the computer to
- 6:55fight him. It's not like you guys, I could
- 6:57fight you guys right now for real.
- 6:58You guys do it it remotely every time like we're all remote?
- 7:01No, but Damien has a studio now. He does have a studio and it.
- 7:04Looks sick. It's pretty sweet.
- 7:06Dude, leave it to Damien to do something.
- 7:08I I said happy birthday to him and I said happy birthday to one
- 7:11of the most creative people that I know.
- 7:14I didn't, I forgot. You're a shit friend, that's
- 7:17what are you talking. You really forgot.
- 7:19I actually like, I did. Yeah.
- 7:21Yeah, I forgot. I mean, I forget everyone's
- 7:23birthday, but that's like your. That's like your brother.
- 7:25It's like my dad. Yeah, like.
- 7:26The world was greeting him already.
- 7:28You should have been kind of on that.
- 7:30Like I feel like he knows it. I hope I don't know.
- 7:33No, he probably hates you that you're probably right.
- 7:35That's probably why he's like, he's like, he messed me today.
- 7:37He's like so garage this week. He's like, are you really doing
- 7:40a faction podcast tonight? Like you got to finish your car?
- 7:41I'm like, well. That's what I was thinking too.
- 7:44See, so, OK, so I'm OK. Good.
- 7:47Because I'm glad that that was brought up because yeah,
- 7:51shouldn't you go be doing something right now?
- 7:53Well, you're in the area for work.
- 7:55Like are you going to drive home?
- 7:56I'm working out here. I need to be out here early
- 7:58tomorrow and last week, let me tell you about last week, right?
- 8:01So I was also working out here in Hackettstown.
- 8:03I came from Hackettstown up to Carlstad.
- 8:04It's an hour and a half from here.
- 8:06Yeah, cuz 80s fucked up and I'll shut down.
- 8:08Yeah, they're sinkholes. Are those sinkholes still a
- 8:10thing? Is that what they're?
- 8:11Driving by them all the time, they're crazy.
- 8:13Apparently there was 2 sinkholes.
- 8:14I've never even heard of one in this state.
- 8:15Can you? Can you bring this up, Malcolm?
- 8:16This is crazy actually to the people, because a lot of the
- 8:19people who listen to this podcast are not from New Jersey.
- 8:21Did you know that? Shout out to all the people who
- 8:24are not from around here that listen to us but.
- 8:26Where are they from? I don't know.
- 8:28Not around. Us like I, I he.
- 8:30Doesn't have an actual statistic right now like he just he said
- 8:34it like he did. Canada, Canada.
- 8:35He's like, we got a, we got a lot of Canadian.
- 8:38Massive sinkholes. Shut RHD Matt for one.
- 8:43Shut up, Matt. Yeah, they got 80 like east and
- 8:45West. Straight to the images.
- 8:47But where? Where?
- 8:48Is it where? Because we're going to
- 8:49hypothesize about the. That's a.
- 8:53Holy fuck. That's really on.
- 8:55Really. Yeah, that's on 80.
- 8:57Well, that that one is off of 80.
- 8:59There's one where it's in the middle of the Oh, right there.
- 9:02The blue with the 2 blue on the side with the.
- 9:04Guardrail. Now that that's on. 80 It's the
- 9:07shoulder. Yeah, it's not in the middle.
- 9:09I'd drive into that for fun. That's.
- 9:10A standard pothole in New Jersey.
- 9:12Yeah, that is kind of. Like you know what, I've Bobby
- 9:15can get a Jeep down in there and out a stock XJI swear I've all
- 9:21my life. I swear he he'd probably do it.
- 9:24Challenge him to that. That can't be real bro.
- 9:27I mean, it looks pretty real. I just don't understand how it
- 9:29happened twice in like the same day or two days, same week.
- 9:34It had to have been soon like after each other and it was
- 9:36potentially 3. It was two to three of them and
- 9:39it was the same week. And I was like, I've never even
- 9:41heard of this happening once. What the fuck is going on, dude?
- 9:45Go back to the main page, Malcolm does it say like when it
- 9:48happened and? You know what?
- 9:49You know what I? You know what I want to know
- 9:51When was I-80 in that area built?
- 9:56Oh, probably the 40s. And then I want to know who the
- 9:58company was that was working for you.
- 10:00Sue them. Who got that?
- 10:02Who got The Who got the contract?
- 10:04Detoured around, do you? Want me to read it You Maybe,
- 10:08maybe, maybe. OK, so it says.
- 10:11It says here you do it. Says there's only one I guess.
- 10:16So TLDR, there's a sinkhole on I-80 eastbound at exit 34 in New
- 10:22Jersey. Not that this is really relevant
- 10:24for a lot of you guys, as we just just said, because you're
- 10:27probably driving and you're like, why are they talking about
- 10:28sinkholes right now? Right.
- 10:30They don't care about, they don't give a fuck about Jersey
- 10:32sinkholes. But it says the compromise
- 10:35roadway is 75 feet away from a 40 foot by 40 foot sinkhole.
- 10:41It's 75 feet away and they're not letting this drive on it.
- 10:45What if you just? Your house just found a
- 10:47sinkhole, Carl. I don't, no.
- 10:49Can't you get paid out for something like that?
- 10:51Dude call Jake from Who's? Going to pay you out for that.
- 10:54The insurance. Yeah, maybe, Maybe.
- 10:55You would need to get a mother. Nature, right?
- 10:57Yeah, right. They're going to be like, oh,
- 10:59you guys did. Oh you didn't do the add on for
- 11:00sinkholes? Yeah, they would.
- 11:03Fucking yeah they would. Not going to pay for anything.
- 11:05You know what? Let me add coverage now for
- 11:06sinkholes going. To need to.
- 11:08My parents had a sinkhole probably about that big, maybe
- 11:11100 feet from the house in the road.
- 11:13Oh wow. But they fixed it way faster
- 11:15than New Jersey. What did they do to fix it?
- 11:17Fill it. Up.
- 11:17No, I wasn't there. All you do is fill it with dirt
- 11:19and put more fucking tarmac on pretty.
- 11:20Sure, yeah, but why did it sink in the first place?
- 11:23I don't know if there's the earth does things.
- 11:25I think ours was like a water main burst or something.
- 11:28I don't know about this. This just looks like a little
- 11:30air bubble. Look, if this is all we got to
- 11:32deal with. It's fine with me.
- 11:35That's all we got to deal with. That's fine with me, dude.
- 11:36Look at that. Look at all that tarmac right
- 11:39there. Instead of dealing with fires
- 11:40and fucking tornadoes, you guys had fires out here though, like
- 11:43South Jersey. Yeah, there was.
- 11:44One in Barnegat. Yeah, you're right.
- 11:46There was. It was like fire, a lot of
- 11:47acres. I was like, I told me I was
- 11:49driving home. Like holy shit.
- 11:50The guy I worked. That was arson.
- 11:51Though you know that wasn't. Natural.
- 11:53Yeah, they found something. They.
- 11:54Found some kid and I I don't know how I don't know how
- 11:58accurate this is but I saw some video and it says the kid who
- 12:02started the fire and it's just a bunch of kids just beating him
- 12:05the fuck up just like slapping him around.
- 12:08I was like I feel kind of wrong for watching this.
- 12:14Wait, it was real though. Yeah.
- 12:15So the other kids are beating the arsonist kid?
- 12:18Is that what's going on? I don't think he was actual.
- 12:20I don't honestly don't really know what the.
- 12:22Story. Is we don't none of us know what
- 12:25the story is, obviously, but. He was a good kid, he just had a
- 12:30bad streak. Tariffs.
- 12:33The tariffs are here. There won't be any more.
- 12:35Fire bro there was a paint price increase.
- 12:37I'm not even. Going to, yeah, there's going
- 12:39to. That's fucking increase on
- 12:40everything. But we're fucked, yeah.
- 12:43It had we. Not everyone has felt this yet.
- 12:45It's coming. It's coming.
- 12:46It's it's coming bad. Oh man, I was trying to order
- 12:50some copper and it went up like 3 foot or $3 a foot.
- 12:53You heard about Dave Dog? I need like a couple 100 feet of
- 12:55copper you heard about. What are you doing?
- 12:57Making like that's work stuff. I mean, maybe like, I don't
- 13:00forge my own money. Amazon wants to put a little
- 13:02note next to all the products coming from China that says
- 13:06upcharge because of tariffs with a little price.
- 13:09Perfect. So everything on Amazon.
- 13:11Yeah, I was going to say, So everything you sell, just put
- 13:14the asterisk the next day. Yeah, yeah.
- 13:15That business model is hilarious because literally there's
- 13:18hundreds if thousands, hundreds of thousands of sellers where
- 13:22it's like, oh, that just reminded we got some bebs.
- 13:26My mouth was getting kind of dry.
- 13:27Hundreds of sellers that are doing the same thing where it's
- 13:30like, let me find a product from fucking Alibabs, right?
- 13:35And then let me sell it and then undercut the other product by a
- 13:39little bit. So then until it's like fucking
- 13:41you're making like minimal and then so all let's literally all
- 13:46of it like that model is not uncommon.
- 13:49Like little things like bro, you're telling me the slap chop
- 13:53wouldn't have been an Alibaba product?
- 13:55That's not AUSA made product. Get the fuck out.
- 13:57Of here, no. What's a slap chop?
- 13:59Something that cuts food right? Yep.
- 14:01Is it a knife? Malcolm, can you bring up the
- 14:04this is an AS? He's already on it.
- 14:05This is an as seen on TV if you know what the slap drop.
- 14:08Is like but but wait, there's more type of thing, yeah.
- 14:11Kind of OK, but don't watch. There's got to be Oh hell yeah.
- 14:14No, this guy's long gone. It doesn't.
- 14:16Matter. Look, look, look.
- 14:19Slap it once. Yeah, slap it again.
- 14:21Chop it up some more. My mom got one of them.
- 14:23I used to sit at the kitchen like.
- 14:25Yeah. Oh yeah.
- 14:26Chopping onions. Yeah, you're.
- 14:28Just fucking. Just staying at the kitchen.
- 14:29Fucking. Yeah, there's like a right in
- 14:31the kitchen. Table.
- 14:32Yeah. Can we talk about the windows?
- 14:33You haven't put in the car yet? I'm getting there, OK.
- 14:36I got like Wednesday night and Thursday night.
- 14:37I just booked the hotel for Friday and Saturday so I should
- 14:40probably go down there Friday, OK?
- 14:42I. Just did this stuff.
- 14:44Well, yeah. So.
- 14:46All right, so here's where we're going.
- 14:47Yeah. Yeah.
- 14:47So we're talking about last week.
- 14:49So I'm up here this week for work.
- 14:50I'm up here last week for work. But it was like, bring that
- 14:53towards you. Yeah, you could do that.
- 14:54There you go. You could do that, yeah, yeah.
- 14:56Is it too close? No, no.
- 14:58It's never too. Close.
- 14:59That's beautiful. I'll.
- 15:00I'll join you. I'll.
- 15:00Join you OK, we can just. Be Yeah, you can get
- 15:02comfortable, yeah. Is this good?
- 15:05What have you been? Talking about last week, last.
- 15:07Two weeks last week, so I'm up here on the 4th, I get
- 15:10distracted. One of you're on a plant shut
- 15:12down. We shut down the M&M plant right
- 15:14where they make most of probably America's peanut M&M's.
- 15:18No, yeah, yeah, fuck. And so we're six to six on site,
- 15:236 AM, 6:00 PM. I got a 2 hour drive, 2 there in
- 15:26the morning and home in the evening.
- 15:29So I'm getting home at like depending how like when I
- 15:33actually got off site between like 8:00 and 9:00.
- 15:35So I'd like I'd take a nap in the garage or like in my truck
- 15:38for like an hour or two. And then I'd go to the shop and
- 15:41I'd like cut my windshield down. So now we get the windows.
- 15:43So I figured out I could cut laminate glass.
- 15:47So I have an actual glass window for the front.
- 15:50Nice. That was weird and the most
- 15:52stressful thing I did between 1:30 and three o'clock 4:00 in
- 15:55the morning. That's like the best thing ever
- 15:57to do when you're tired is like do precision.
- 15:59Work No, it was awful it's like the greatest thing ever yeah.
- 16:01You cut the OEM glass? Well so I my OEM glass was
- 16:04fucked already so I experimented all my OEM glass and it was
- 16:09already cracked from pulling it because I don't.
- 16:11Know I love this. I love this.
- 16:12You know the most James shit ever.
- 16:14Like so. So I tried it on that and there
- 16:16was two more cracks that went down through most of the
- 16:19windshield and then I was like, I think I'm like 7580% sure I
- 16:23could do this with a fresh glass that didn't have any cracks.
- 16:26So yeah, I watched 2 YouTube videos and I bought a glass
- 16:29cutter and some denatured alcohol.
- 16:32Score it front, flip it, score it on the back and I'll light it
- 16:35on fire and do a little wiggle, wiggle and.
- 16:38You know. It worked.
- 16:40And it worked, you know, Damn. So that that that's kind of like
- 16:43so you just. Cut score it and then wiggle it
- 16:45and it just comes off. You ever cut drywall?
- 16:47Yeah. You built this place right.
- 16:48So you know how like when you cut drywall and then you break
- 16:50the yeah, like the half of it, it's kind of how cutting glass
- 16:53that's insane. It's honestly, it kind of is.
- 16:55It makes the. Worst sound I think.
- 16:57So you kind of just push down and, and I have a video I'm
- 17:00trying to make that I'll probably never release on
- 17:02cutting it. We kind of just like push down
- 17:05or put pressure on. You can see the crack on both
- 17:07sides go the whole way through each layer because you have
- 17:11glass, and then eliminate like plastic or whatever they put
- 17:15between the glasses. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 17:17And then you do the same thing on the other side, just kind of
- 17:19put some pressure on and wait for that to crack out.
- 17:21And then Deanish alcohol, light it in a fire and you just work
- 17:26it back and forth and it melts that lemon in the middle.
- 17:28Do you think you could do the quarter glass if you found a
- 17:32set? Quarter glass are tempered.
- 17:35So when you try to do that stuff, it just shatters.
- 17:37It's like safety glass tempered whatever.
- 17:39Because I was going to, because I shattered my quarters when I
- 17:44was pulling them, both of them, it was like we got to close and
- 17:47it was like we can just pry this for the rest of the way.
- 17:49No, no glass all over the car. I think you could.
- 17:52Those are pretty flat. You could maybe get away with
- 17:54doing that in like a different material and use like the
- 17:57moldings maybe. Is that a thing?
- 17:58They're going to be easy, like polycarbonate, like sand pieces
- 18:02that already have laid out. I just need to cut them and I
- 18:06have enough for that. The rear is going to be the
- 18:08hardest part because I have to heat it, and I'm going to use
- 18:11the OEM rear glass for a template and heat it and bend it
- 18:15down, clamp it down and try to get the whole shape.
- 18:17Oh my God. Oh, gosh.
- 18:19So yeah, I got like all of Wednesday night.
- 18:21Yeah. You know what?
- 18:22I don't work on that. That's crazy.
- 18:25After after the other. That's my, that's my motivation
- 18:27to. I was trying to coordinate this
- 18:29alignment with Frankie for tomorrow and Thursday.
- 18:32I don't know how you're going to do this, but thanks.
- 18:36And. The the worst, the worst part is
- 18:39all I could think about is it is kind of like an inconvenience,
- 18:43but like you and people like Tom, just just people who look
- 18:52for stress, I guess. Just like that.
- 18:56That is such a minuscule. Oh, all I have to do is get the
- 19:00car to faction. Yeah, and I'm over here
- 19:03complaining. What?
- 19:06And then you're over here. I got to go mold this
- 19:08windshield. Rear windshield for final bout.
- 19:11Do you know the judging is on Friday?
- 19:13What if I get there? If not, you're going to judge me
- 19:16Saturday morning. But under the table type shit.
- 19:21Well, you, I saw you. I saw him pay you earlier.
- 19:23What was that for? That was for something else.
- 19:26Completely separate on the on the books.
- 19:28It's not even addressed to me. Oh, OK, I know that was to his
- 19:31accountant, yeah. But yeah, no that.
- 19:34Rich also called earlier, he said.
- 19:36Oh, so Carl's the one I got to pay off, did he?
- 19:39Actually wouldn't surprise me that.
- 19:42Rich's name is Rich. He's.
- 19:44Rich he can pay you off so I want to I want to talk about
- 19:48this fucking car. This shit is crazy.
- 19:50Is this the first chop top S13 you know of or it's the first
- 19:55chop top S13 coupe I've seen besides.
- 20:00One that was just front chop A&B pillars, those seat pillars.
- 20:04So they kind of turned it into yeah, but we talked about this,
- 20:06right? Yep, yeah.
- 20:07It looks like this. I brought it up to many people.
- 20:09I'm like, you have no idea what James is doing.
- 20:11This is what it is. So there's a hatch or two, but
- 20:13then there's a coupe that I never saw before until recently,
- 20:17but it's just it's just front half, no seat pillars.
- 20:20So that's that's why do they do that?
- 20:23Because it's easier? Is it because you only have like
- 20:26my, my roof line is almost 8 inches longer front to back and
- 20:31about four inches, 3 1/2 inches wider side to side.
- 20:34So if you don't have that C pillar, you don't have to extend
- 20:37the back half. And so like when I went into
- 20:40this chop, I just really talked to a couple of people, like two
- 20:44or three people I knew that had a little bit of experience and
- 20:47they were like, cut the roof off, quarter it because it's
- 20:49going to grow these two directions, side to side, front
- 20:53to back. And so I did that like I cut the
- 20:56top off and I'm looking and I'm like, no, we're gonna I gotta 6
- 20:58this thing. So it was cut between cut the
- 21:03whole top off, cut between A&B and then between B&C and then
- 21:06the whole way up the middle. Yeah, damn.
- 21:11I saw the video that you guys did while you were doing it.
- 21:13Yeah, pretty, pretty legit, honestly.
- 21:15I have a like a, a actual video. I'm like, yeah, edited and I'm
- 21:20ready to upload, but I'm just like, you might as well wait
- 21:22till after I found a box. Well, I'm just like, scared
- 21:24everyone's going to see I'm actually a hack.
- 21:26Well, whatever. Dude, they did in Japan.
- 21:29It's it's not the hack part. Like it's not there's difference
- 21:33of being a hack and difference of like trying.
- 21:35I, I personally know you're trying.
- 21:38So like, that's how I'm viewing it, What I'm going to view it as
- 21:43when I go look at it, I'm going to walk right up to that thing,
- 21:48James, and you know what, I'm going to look.
- 21:49At right away and you're a painter though, so it's.
- 21:51No, I find my. Scores all up.
- 21:53I'm yeah, he's a judge. Barely, barely a.
- 21:56Body work, guy. Barely a painter like I'm, I'm
- 21:59still very, very, very new. Malcolm, did you bring up some
- 22:02photos of this chop? I just want to I want to touch
- 22:05it like this like once. Just don't look at that.
- 22:09Look. Shit, I forgot it's painted
- 22:10already. Yeah, yeah, we're we're fully
- 22:12done. They cook externally.
- 22:14So this windshield actually that's in right now is the OEM
- 22:16glass that I cut. Yeah, I cut a OEM HUD glass.
- 22:19Whoa, whoa. Look, look, look, look.
- 22:21Oh, that's you're a savage. No, look at the look at that.
- 22:25That's how much you cut off. So I think I took, is that why
- 22:29you left the stick earlier? No, so I like I said that was
- 22:32the one and I didn't finish the the second like full glass I
- 22:35got. I need to finish shaving it down
- 22:37so it fits in. And so just like last week when
- 22:40I got home from the shutdown, Damien was trying to do pictures
- 22:43and media and stuff to release on Saturday.
- 22:45I was like, all right, I'm going to pull the car out.
- 22:46We'll put the old glass in that actually fits.
- 22:49So I have a new full clean glass that'll go in before this
- 22:52weekend. And your.
- 22:53Your windows are just the normal windows.
- 22:55They just only go up a certain amount.
- 22:57Now, the side windows. Yeah, the door windows will have
- 22:59a gap from like on the inclined section.
- 23:03I think the tops will hit the whole way, but I don't.
- 23:05But you haven't, I haven't tried to put them up yet.
- 23:07You, you think you can cut those or you can't cut those?
- 23:09I don't think I can cut those. OK, That's easy to figure out,
- 23:12though, because you could just get a spare set of windows.
- 23:13Yeah. Or just and not have them go up
- 23:15the whole way. They don't go up all the way.
- 23:17So the front of it doesn't go up all the way.
- 23:19Yeah. So if you look kind of if you
- 23:21can see the picture right at the flat spot on the top, it's
- 23:24closer than the incline section. And you don't think there's a
- 23:28way to adjust the? Angle of the window the.
- 23:31Track, I didn't get that for you.
- 23:32It might not even be. It might not work.
- 23:34Yeah, I don't know. James, I hate to, I'm not going
- 23:37to say rain on your parade, but did you see the four again?
- 23:41Can't say that shit dude. You know what I mean?
- 23:44I live for the rain. I don't know.
- 23:47The rain's what what keeps us shining you.
- 23:49Know yeah, that's true. I fuck with the PlayStation logo
- 23:52though, that shit is. Fine, this shit is crazy.
- 23:54That thing is. I got some shit for that for
- 23:57having the PlayStation logo and the Master Chief on the hood.
- 24:00Put. An Xbox in I'm like fuck it, I'm
- 24:02like. Wait, can you show the hood?
- 24:04Malcolm, did you see this? I did see the hoods, but then
- 24:08also while we're talking about that, I got a Legend of Zelda on
- 24:10the top left there. Who's the naked?
- 24:12Guy on the left. That's rich.
- 24:13OK, I thought so. OK, wait, so I do wanna, I do
- 24:19wanna say I. I think it's extremely creative.
- 24:23But I don't know if I would. Run something like.
- 24:26So I think if it was just a Halo thing, it would have been you
- 24:28got. 2 Lucy's yeah, maybe just the Halo thing.
- 24:32Maybe it's just 'cause it's it's like past.
- 24:34The line I like all I mean you could like just the Halo thing
- 24:38would have been sick, but then you could tell that Damien came
- 24:41in and was like, yo just put pizza here just like, so it's
- 24:44great that you said that cause here's exactly how this
- 24:46happened, right? We're talking about custom
- 24:48hoods, full prints, all this shit.
- 24:49And he's like, just give me like a baseline for what you want
- 24:53your hood to look like. And I'm like, OK, like, imagine,
- 24:56like, remember Halo 1? You first drop onto the ring and
- 24:59you look up and it has this like beautiful landscape and there's
- 25:02the ring in the background and mountains and shit.
- 25:05And I didn't see anything else until Jake from New School Vinyl
- 25:11came down. It was installing these on the
- 25:13hood. Oh, so Damian literally just did
- 25:15all this. The rest of it, that thing,
- 25:17well, other other than Rich. I was like I need beef gate Rich
- 25:19on. The the less Damien Burr because
- 25:21he's he's really got the creative shit.
- 25:24There there's on Easter eggs. Easter eggs.
- 25:26Oh, I saw one. Which one?
- 25:28I saw my girl Riley Reid up in the corner.
- 25:30One of them. Yeah.
- 25:31Yeah, exactly. So every every hood has some
- 25:34some sweet Easter eggs. Dude the cars came out fucking
- 25:38wild looking. I am going to rub my hand on
- 25:41the. Roof.
- 25:42The roof is sick. Man dude the color looks great.
- 25:45You guys did a great job. How'd the how'd the paint
- 25:47process go? Ah, Damien did it.
- 25:50I just stood there like carried his air hose around really good.
- 25:53Damien and Damien painted all the cars.
- 25:54He paints all the cars. So we kind of like do do the
- 25:57prep work together, whatever. And then he he sprays all the
- 26:01cars. Maybe it's always sprayed the
- 26:03cars right? Yep.
- 26:04Always always as far as the team cars go, he's a spray.
- 26:08So rust Oleum. I probably have about $150.00 in
- 26:11the paint on this car. That's Oh, just so just so we
- 26:13know. Damn.
- 26:15And then the clear that Carl. Oh yeah, wait.
- 26:17I was like, wait, didn't. Didn't I give you?
- 26:19All right. So maybe $200 because that that
- 26:21clear was. Like no, you guys did not you
- 26:24that's. That's like 50 bucks for a
- 26:25gallon of yellow, 50 bucks for a gallon of black, and that covers
- 26:29like two or three cars. So I can't believe Master Chief
- 26:34is on the hood. You cleared over the Rusto and.
- 26:37Oh yeah. It didn't react or anything.
- 26:41Well so I had some reactions on my doors and I don't know why we
- 26:44did. It happened last time too but I
- 26:45think it was from the brown or something from a couple years
- 26:48ago. So actually we sprayed the whole
- 26:50car and I and the doors were really fucking bad.
- 26:53So I ended up taking them off and stripping the doors
- 26:55completely down to bare metal and we sprayed them.
- 26:58And then it worked. And then it worked.
- 27:00OK, cool. So, all right, rust oleum with
- 27:02the clear. Rust oleum with the clear out
- 27:04the gun kind of sick man chop top S13.
- 27:08Yeah, you're that guy that's. You go.
- 27:11Can we go back to that one picture of Carl Malcolm with the
- 27:13no ass on my car? Oh.
- 27:15No, that's sick. So this is actually the kit I
- 27:19picked up from you guys. It's the S15 ragin ragin, ragin.
- 27:22I don't know how to ragin. I want to say perfect.
- 27:24Wait, so so the whole kit is S15 right in That's like custom fit
- 27:32to S13. So you have no rear back bar at
- 27:35all? I don't I actually have AI don't
- 27:37know what brand it is, but rich got one and he got another one
- 27:40for me. So I need to cut it down like an
- 27:42inch so it'll fit behind the bumper.
- 27:44But yeah, that's so I actually I cut my car mod if I wonder rear
- 27:48bumper and use the top that goes right under the tail light
- 27:51garnish and molded it to it. So I had, you know, like the
- 27:54line to hit. OK, so it's got no ass.
- 27:57You know what? Like thirteens have that shell
- 27:59ass. That's kind of cool.
- 28:01Dude, what the actual hell, James?
- 28:04What the hell? Yeah.
- 28:05So at this point I was like, we'll just try shit, right?
- 28:08So. Doing.
- 28:09Stuff that's pretty cool. So that's, that's the rear of
- 28:12the skirts. I had to shorten about two
- 28:13inches and then trim a little bit around like in front of the
- 28:17doors and behind the doors. And then the I probably didn't
- 28:21even post a front. Picture the other cars look
- 28:23awesome as well like you guys are.
- 28:26It's going to be a good. Field out here, I'm glad that.
- 28:29That bear is still there, whatever the hell that thing is.
- 28:31Yeah, yeah, yeah. So is it a dog or a bear?
- 28:33That's a bear. Yeah.
- 28:34It's kind of sick. Rich has a dog, Chad has a dog
- 28:36and and Damien has a rat. Oh, OK.
- 28:39Dude. What big animal people?
- 28:41I don't know why, but we are dude.
- 28:44I remember when I saw these at the when I judged special stage
- 28:47E down there as well. And I was like, fuck, dude.
- 28:52I was like, that livery is good. I remember that was the first
- 28:55time you guys did that. Yeah, I think that was the first
- 28:57year we did. Yeah.
- 28:59It was pretty crazy, man. All the cars looked really good.
- 29:01Don't, don't look too far. There's some weird shit on.
- 29:05Yeah, dude, that, that shit looks good as fuck man.
- 29:09I don't know what. It I guess it's just the colors
- 29:11and the Chrome dude this weekend in general that that picture is
- 29:15at was real bad. That was my only time trying to
- 29:17drift last year. The car wasn't apart at all or
- 29:19together at all. And like Thursday night, I went
- 29:22up to the shop, I put it together and then I went to the
- 29:23track, and then maybe Wednesday night, and then Thursday I went
- 29:28up and then broke the car before the event even started trying to
- 29:31do some test labs and the car never started again.
- 29:35And then you were like, yo, chopped.
- 29:36Up till like 3 weeks ago. Oh really?
- 29:39And then Alex said DS auto works.
- 29:45You know, he he wired the hall tech up for me and then Andy
- 29:48tuned it for me and here we are awesome.
- 29:52That thing is I. Can't.
- 29:53Blame. Yeah, it it's literally just
- 29:55back. And it and it.
- 29:58Looks pretty fucking good, like it's not dragging ass like most
- 30:01S thirteens that are low like that.
- 30:03That's good. Are you?
- 30:03Shitty. Stiff springs, you know how it
- 30:05is. Yeah, Yeah.
- 30:06But like, most people don't do that shit.
- 30:08So I'm glad. I'm glad you're.
- 30:10You don't think this is dragging ass?
- 30:12It's a little bit, but if you look at the side skirt, the side
- 30:14skirt is pretty flat. It's almost level, yeah.
- 30:16Yeah it it it. My car drags ass.
- 30:18I feel like my coil overs are just probably blown as fuck.
- 30:21That could be. I think so.
- 30:23I think. Definitely, I know it would be.
- 30:25Real sick if somebody got me some corn worms.
- 30:29I'm poor as fuck right now. I'm done with the car.
- 30:32I'm done with the car bro. If it wasn't for Simba telling
- 30:34me that, you know, if I wanted to bring the car, I I can and
- 30:38like, I'm not going to say no. So we're doing laps Sunday or
- 30:40what? Yeah, sure.
- 30:42Like what? Is it going to get fucking
- 30:44worse? Yeah, probably.
- 30:46It might. It fucking might.
- 30:48It fucking might. You know why?
- 30:49Because, you know, what I'm afraid of is that all Saturday,
- 30:55whether they let me drive or not all solo, I'm not going to be
- 31:00the reason. Oh, you're tanning?
- 31:02No, I'm not going to be. First lap of Saturday.
- 31:04I'm not going to be the reason that somebody can't do their
- 31:08comp run like I'm saying no to everybody.
- 31:12But someday we could. We could party around on a
- 31:14Sunday. Yeah, yeah.
- 31:15But I'm not going to be the reason people work mad hard,
- 31:19people make mistakes, including myself, and fucking imagine.
- 31:22Just like damn it was Carl's fault dude I could never.
- 31:30I would quit drifting I think. Is there somewhere we where we
- 31:33can see like the teams? Yeah, right on the final bout
- 31:35page. Let's check it out.
- 31:36Malcolm I. Want to see this?
- 31:37Oh gosh. We're going to do this right
- 31:39now. We're going to do this.
- 31:41Last time it was fun when we did this shit.
- 31:43Oh. Gosh, all right.
- 31:45Last like last year, I don't know when we were.
- 31:47I think we were doing it right before we went to final bout.
- 31:49When was that like 4 years ago? Yeah, I don't know.
- 31:51Remember you going to final bout?
- 31:52No, we went last year. I'm just kidding.
- 31:55That was a joke. It was funny two years ago, but.
- 31:59Dude, I'm fine. You should.
- 32:00Bring your car, dude. On the rotisserie, yeah.
- 32:03I said. Yo, dude, that would bring the
- 32:06the the action of the booth. Dude, how come you're not Vend?
- 32:10You can do you guys aren't, I don't.
- 32:11Know. I really we.
- 32:12Don't we don't have any merch and we don't have any money
- 32:14right now because we're we got a lot of bills.
- 32:15Well, I don't have any of those things and I'm going, yeah.
- 32:18You don't have merch to sell, no.
- 32:21Never. I just had gloves, no?
- 32:23K specials No no faction. Nah.
- 32:26Just a paint services and maybe a rub down, but I think it's
- 32:31that first one prices in my we'll talk about that later.
- 32:34Wait, what? Right here.
- 32:36Wait, it's the next post. I think there's a post where
- 32:40it's all of them. It's.
- 32:41Probably 1 of the 1st 2 Malcolm first, 3 no.
- 32:47It has like. Here's one Team MX5 enthusiasts
- 32:50team night style. We know night style.
- 32:51I think, yeah, this is the team that we've seen before.
- 32:55This team was on the podcast. No, this was the team that was
- 32:59supposed to be on the podcast, but.
- 33:01Yeah, I think so. They get scared.
- 33:03This car got a different. They couldn't time it right.
- 33:05This car got a little bit of a makeover, I think because.
- 33:07I like that livery. This is the car that has a
- 33:09center exhaust, I think, for real, which I like.
- 33:12Yeah, that's hot, I think. Oh, I like that one as well.
- 33:16You a big Miata guy? Not really, that's why.
- 33:18But I like Miatas. You're sounding like you are.
- 33:20I like Miatas, they're they're nice.
- 33:22They're cool if they're all. I like this little stripe.
- 33:25Oh, I'll fuck with all of this stuff going on.
- 33:27Yeah, I'm a simple human being. I see shiny.
- 33:29I don't know what's going on over there, but they look cool.
- 33:34This is going to be great. See, these are a couple of
- 33:37friends of mine from Maryland and I've I'm proud of these
- 33:40boys. Bro, look at how shiny the black
- 33:42is Come on dude. The paint looks flat like God
- 33:47damn that thing. That's actually why we put so
- 33:50many stickers over our black You know the trick?
- 33:53They're black, dude. Their paint looks fantastic.
- 33:56I can't wait to see everybody down there bro.
- 33:59Derek on the bicycle, said fire. Now, these are audio guys too,
- 34:02all right? At least to Ray is like like his
- 34:05his roof be like waving out and stuff.
- 34:08Damn. Oh, what's that in the middle?
- 34:09Oh yeah? What is that?
- 34:12Team late notice Team late notice I've.
- 34:17Ever the nice Norwegian Oh wait, that me and that guy have Where
- 34:20are they? From I think.
- 34:20Are they from Michigan? No, because it was East Coast.
- 34:23I think they're they're that parking lot.
- 34:25Look, that parking lot. Looks.
- 34:26Oh my gosh, I've taken a photo of this car before.
- 34:29Dude was. That Connecticut and Long
- 34:30Island. That car looks.
- 34:31Great. OK, Tri-state.
- 34:34Yeah, guys, I would not. Call that the tri-state.
- 34:36Technically, it's the tri-state. That's like new.
- 34:38That's like New England. No, it's not really.
- 34:41It's the tri-state, Connecticut, New York and New Jersey that is
- 34:44not the tri-state. Apparently the tri-state is like
- 34:46Pennsylvania, not Pennsylvania, Delaware.
- 34:48Can you go to the? Tri-state, Malcolm.
- 34:50That's your tri-state. Like the front I.
- 34:52Want to say the I thought Pennsylvania was tri-state for
- 34:54so long. It's not, It's really not.
- 34:56It's not our tri-state, which makes sense.
- 34:58Your tri-state, it makes sense because PA is like literally in
- 35:01the Midwest. Unreal the other side of it.
- 35:03I wanted this grill. I was going to get this grill or
- 35:06or the grill that I have now and I like that one a lot.
- 35:10Maybe. What is that?
- 35:11That's AJ blood, I think. J blood, Grill blood.
- 35:15Yeah, yeah. Set driven but.
- 35:18Cars look good. Yeah, they look cool yellow as
- 35:21fuck. One of these guys is that Cokie
- 35:23wheels from me, that Cokie with the D Max or something on the
- 35:27front bumper is AD Max. But yeah, that thing looks
- 35:31pretty good. Team late notice, try to be on
- 35:34time. Carl's gonna doc you point
- 35:37Karoshi. Was not gonna be late.
- 35:39Yeah, we know these guys. Dude, Damien.
- 35:42Made a rap. Did you listen to that?
- 35:44You. Didn't know about that either.
- 35:45What the fuck? He's just like.
- 35:48This is your teammate. This is not even like we're
- 35:51talking. He just released that without
- 35:52even, like, talking to you guys. Yeah.
- 35:54He's like, let's pull the cars out, take some pictures and
- 35:56video, and then like, I'm going to post some tomorrow at noon
- 35:58and we're like, sweet, tomorrow at noon.
- 36:00He's fucking rapping. Like he's on the beat.
- 36:03I'm like, what the fuck is happening right now?
- 36:05Go to the next team. We know these guys.
- 36:07Uh oh. Hayes.
- 36:09Uh oh. Hey guys.
- 36:11Oh, here we go. Here's all the teams you see.
- 36:13OK, this is what I was talking. Oh shit.
- 36:14Auto real dream. I like auto real dream.
- 36:18Auto real dream is is gone. Yeah, D Bob.
- 36:20Yeah, they're driving. This is like the third special
- 36:22stage. They're driving.
- 36:23Wait, wait, wait. But.
- 36:24This season, who's? Driving.
- 36:26David, Bob. Santos Sebastian can't, right?
- 36:31Marley. Is that his name?
- 36:33Their name? I don't know.
- 36:35I just. Actually know click auto real
- 36:37dream, I don't remember what. They probably have a bunch of
- 36:40members listed if they do, but I'm not sure who's driving this
- 36:43special stage. Yeah, dude, they've been doing
- 36:45such big shit, there's no way to even.
- 36:46Figure no. It's David, Bob and.
- 36:49Probably David, Bob and Nico, and.
- 36:51No, Nico. Was over there and over there,
- 36:54yeah, but he was just over here and then he was in Japan driving
- 36:56SSJ. I think they got multiple cars
- 36:59they have. Multiple chapters.
- 37:00They got they got chapters, they got real dreamy.
- 37:03Set tripping. They got the Japan chapter.
- 37:06Yeah, that's crazy. Jesus.
- 37:08OK, so we know these. Guys, so we we know them, but we
- 37:10don't know who's. They're bringing some cool
- 37:11stuff. Deep sleep.
- 37:13What is that deep? Sleep.
- 37:14Drift Yeah, that's I would love to be in a deep sleep right now.
- 37:17Fucking. Put me that's.
- 37:19Fucking. Crazy please.
- 37:21Whoa. What is happening here SRS.
- 37:23I see SRS, they're too close, the cars are really clean.
- 37:26SRS. I see SRS, I see S chassis.
- 37:30I think it's 2S chassis and a yeah.
- 37:32And that whatever. We've seen this photo before, I
- 37:34think. That FRS is looking kind of
- 37:38stock What? The hell is that?
- 37:39I don't mean helly. I don't mean that to be a
- 37:41Frankie comment, but. What the helly is that?
- 37:45Oh, it's just a cover, Yeah. Oh, green car.
- 37:47What the fuck is that? That's a Chevy.
- 37:54He's got some kind of V. Eight in there, brother.
- 37:56Hell yeah. You want everybody to know.
- 37:59All right. I don't know where those guys
- 38:00are from, but. Endless minds.
- 38:02All right, I think these are my Virginia.
- 38:04There's a lot of teams on that list.
- 38:06OK, So this these cars, I think one in particular is Mason's
- 38:12car, Nason Nason. That's my boy, that's my, that's
- 38:15my short king, dude. Love nason that went.
- 38:17Out there, it's like coupe, the blue coupe.
- 38:19That wing's pretty. Not this car, but this car is
- 38:21awesome too. It's pretty legit, but it's a
- 38:24little wide, but it's pretty legit.
- 38:25Chill out, chill out, chill out. That looks fucking.
- 38:27Awesome, the wheels are sick. Yeah, I knew you would like
- 38:29those. No, look at Look for this pretty
- 38:30good. Look for this blue car.
- 38:31Look for this blue car. Ah fuck.
- 38:36Where is it? It's not on here.
- 38:38No, it's not it. But it oh, that happened.
- 38:40That's a long time, 153 weeks. Fuck, you know, that's it's got
- 38:44to be up at the top, I guess. Endless Minds has kind of
- 38:47changed the drivers a couple times, I think, but it's
- 38:49probably incident in this clip. Probably yeah, is.
- 38:51Mason on this team in the back, right?
- 38:52At least I think so. Yeah, it's the I've seen the
- 38:55banner on his on his windshield before.
- 38:58Endless. I don't know, but we hope we see
- 38:59you there. Yeah, we're going to.
- 39:01See what's next? Frenzy.
- 39:02These are another Virginia team, I think.
- 39:05Is it fucked up that I didn't even know Front St. was gone?
- 39:07Oh yeah, they're going. OK, well.
- 39:09That's nothing is as fucked up. Look, Karachi.
- 39:12Versus Front Street on site. Nothing is fucked up anymore
- 39:15because James barely even knows what his own teammate is doing.
- 39:18That's crazy. I don't ever know.
- 39:19Look at Gumby number one, the first photo on the Crimson's.
- 39:24OK, that or not Crimson's what? Kit is that though.
- 39:28That's a sparko Ings is it? It's a Ings kit, but then yeah,
- 39:32this wheels are a sparkle wheel. Sparkle Wheel.
- 39:35They're on the cover of Need for Speed, like Underground and some
- 39:37shit. That's cool too, I think.
- 39:39The kit looks a little funky. I gotta cheat at another angle,
- 39:41no? Cheetah wheels.
- 39:43God, those are the dream wheels for me man.
- 39:45Those wheels came out of my garage.
- 39:46I. Know man done by James himself.
- 39:50Bro oh you Polish those? Click on that go.
- 39:52Look at the look at the pile. What a shitty life that is.
- 39:54I would never. Want to do that?
- 39:56Polish man, God damn. Look, you enjoy that shit.
- 39:59No, fuck no you don't. Your hands are looking pretty
- 40:02good today. You have to enjoy it a little
- 40:03bit because you would you would have stopped.
- 40:04No, I don't enjoy it. I enjoy building business and
- 40:08being able to pay my bills. OK, You know what I mean?
- 40:11Yeah. Can we go to the?
- 40:13Night. That.
- 40:14Light blue car, the S14 Zenki. Yeah.
- 40:18Oh, you do like this car last year.
- 40:20You you also like this car. Yeah, this thing is nice.
- 40:22Man, you should. Just go to final bout this year
- 40:24bro you haven't gone to a single.
- 40:25Fucking you're not coming. He's not coming.
- 40:26I'm. Not.
- 40:28Oh, yeah, you're not. You're like, are you not going?
- 40:29You're judging? No, he's not.
- 40:30Fuck. Are you not coming?
- 40:32I don't know. I got nothing to do.
- 40:34That's. Literally.
- 40:35So come, I got nothing to do down there.
- 40:38Neither do I. You're drifting the event.
- 40:40No, I'm just going to show up. Will you go watch Drifting?
- 40:43I'm driving. I'm just going.
- 40:44To and you like be a part of the.
- 40:45Trailer No no. You take you, do you you, you
- 40:49take what you've been saying forever.
- 40:50You don't have to drift to be a part of it.
- 40:52And you're literally being a big bitch right now.
- 40:56Not going, but I appreciate you guys wanting me to go.
- 40:59You're. So fucking annoying.
- 41:01Just trying. To be nice.
- 41:02Yeah, we could. Literally.
- 41:03Go anyways. All right, man, let's see the.
- 41:06Next and it's going to rain. Yeah, You all fucked?
- 41:08No. No, no, no, no, no, no.
- 41:10Hayes French St. Kill shot.
- 41:13What is this? Oh man.
- 41:17Oh wait, I know this guy with the FRS.
- 41:20Got is this one of these guys got an IS?
- 41:23I don't know, maybe not. I'm hoping to see some of them
- 41:27when we get there man. Cuz some of these, no that's on
- 41:30aceto I hope. Maybe a makeover was happening.
- 41:34Maybe this is probably. Like 2 years ago this.
- 41:39Picture Yeah, these are old. These got to be.
- 41:41Old. I don't know, I'm just assuming.
- 41:42Yeah, they're, they, they got to be putting in that work.
- 41:44Everybody's putting in that work.
- 41:46New England teams kill #1. New England's number one St.
- 41:50team? That's crazy.
- 41:51That's. Crazy shit.
- 41:52What other teams? They got drift action.
- 41:56That's crazy. Hell yeah.
- 41:58Damn it, Malcolm. Was supposed.
- 42:01Wait, notice we looked at that one night style.
- 42:04We looked at that Road star. We we know them.
- 42:07Both drift team sabotage. That's I'm curious to see.
- 42:11I don't even know who I was driving with them this year, but
- 42:13I know Albert and JB. Sabotage.
- 42:15Yeah. Is this Jack?
- 42:17Yeah. Jack and Tyler are driving too.
- 42:20That might be another because they both just had their cars up
- 42:24at ATT. They were done tuned all that
- 42:26shit. So I think they're both driving.
- 42:29I don't know, I saw Jack at Mid Pond and his car was acting up a
- 42:32little. Bit like KA stuff like what?
- 42:34No, I think they're all Sr. Yeah, Sr.
- 42:36I think they're all Sr. Maybe that's why man.
- 42:38Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- 42:44Whoa. All right.
- 42:45Very nice, very nice drift team boyfriend.
- 42:48It's got to be all me out is right.
- 42:51Damn it, that got Malcolm real. He's.
- 42:54Not even Miatas. He's got a decent one.
- 42:57Miatas. All right.
- 42:57Nice. Oh wait, Nick.
- 42:58Nick drifted with his team. Those Miatas are sick, I like
- 43:03them. Nick.
- 43:04With. The green card that I did, he
- 43:08drifted with his team at Lock City before.
- 43:12That green one looking good now. Are they just Miatas?
- 43:16That's the one that you like out of the bunch.
- 43:18You don't like the blue or the yellow?
- 43:19I like the yellow green. That yellow one's looking spicy.
- 43:22I love the wings. I think they look great.
- 43:25Do you like big wings? Yeah, Yeah.
- 43:28I would say yeah, on certain applications.
- 43:29Yeah, sure. I like you see how it lines up
- 43:31with the car. Like with the roof?
- 43:33Line, yeah. Is that the?
- 43:34Is that the mainly with the body?
- 43:35Yeah, it needs to be a little bit lower than the width wise.
- 43:38Yeah, the body made a. Little lower than the.
- 43:39Roof is is what gets gets it from me so you could see from
- 43:42the front. But there's a BMW, there's some
- 43:45saying there's a bunch of different chassis.
- 43:46Look at the BMW on it, right? Like that doesn't fit.
- 43:49That doesn't work. I'm sorry man, you got to Get Me
- 43:52Out. That's why they took another one
- 43:53without it. It's all crazy.
- 43:55Look like I I drop him out. I knew.
- 43:58It I knew it. Frankie's going to hate it.
- 44:00I knew it, Malcolm. Just laughs when he goes to the
- 44:06photo of the fucking beamer. I like it though dude.
- 44:08E30 on fucking. There's always that teammate
- 44:12that just has like the other car that.
- 44:13Like that was me. Yeah, everyone's like, yo, get
- 44:15rid of that car, yo. And like, it doesn't work.
- 44:18And they're like, Nah. They're all looking at the E30
- 44:20like the the blue one is judging the hell out of the E30.
- 44:24That looks funky as shit. Maybe it's just the picture
- 44:27angle or my angle. What the fuck?
- 44:30What the hell dude? Can we take gun?
- 44:37Pegs, dude, let's keep, let's take some of those team Chrome.
- 44:40Or team Chrome. OK, they're not all like big
- 44:43Chrome Johns. I'm even mad.
- 44:45Right there, that photo. Oh, there's AIS.
- 44:47Cool, cool. There's a lot of two ISS.
- 44:50Is that an S2000? Yes, Sir, Yeah.
- 44:53Two ISS and an S2000 there's. Not with the Lampezi's on
- 44:58Vanessa. 'S link for that creepy.
- 44:59Like hey where'd you get those two ISS with the lambo doors
- 45:04though? Chill the fuck out.
- 45:05Yeah, this shit looks pretty sick.
- 45:07I fuck with the Lambo doors on the IS.
- 45:09Man, I wanted to do that. Yeah, it's a good picture too
- 45:12you. Know what I'd be scared of if I
- 45:14got Lambo? Does the S2000 got lambo doors?
- 45:17Oh God that is. And he has the gorilla I was
- 45:20talking. About S2000 is sick.
- 45:23That's nuts. Wow that was.
- 45:24I wonder if he drift good. Probably not.
- 45:26I don't it's it's tough with those.
- 45:29That's what I hear. I've never drifted.
- 45:30One they drift. No, no, it's not even.
- 45:32I'm not even. I can't even talk from like a
- 45:34driving in standpoint. I'm talking like when you see it
- 45:36drifting, it just looks like it drifts differently than another
- 45:39car. So when you see it tandeming,
- 45:41it's like tough. It rotates differently it looks.
- 45:43Yeah, pretty sure. You ever?
- 45:45It's like a 5050 wait. Dude, I drift.
- 45:47Gotta be like 5248 or something. The fucking engine is inside the
- 45:50fucking cabin. I drifted the one that I had and
- 45:53it felt like I was in the. Trunk, You drift?
- 45:55Yeah, like you do a takeover. I did.
- 45:58Like, what does that mean? You're like I drifted.
- 46:03Sorry I. Didn't mean.
- 46:04To hit you. Oops.
- 46:06Sorry dude, I like this. I like this.
- 46:09I've never heard of this team before.
- 46:11You had S2000 right? Yeah, it was the most short
- 46:14lived S2000 ever. One crashed in one month.
- 46:17No, the IT dropped a spark plug into the cylinders.
- 46:20The worst experience of my life that he sent me through
- 46:23financial turmoil is horrible. Incredible.
- 46:26Where were you at? Lust.
- 46:27We saw lust push. Push on the podcast Push the
- 46:31local boys I. Saw everybody gathered around
- 46:34Matt's car today. They were, I think they were
- 46:36buffing it or doing something to it.
- 46:37They're all caged now. So they all drifted club loose
- 46:40in tandem and I was like holy shit.
- 46:42Yeah, I'm super stoked for them to get the drive SSE like
- 46:44they've been, they've been putting in work.
- 46:45Can you Polish that shit too? No, that wasn't me.
- 46:48It's kind of neh. You can tell like it looks
- 46:51great. She talking there shit I.
- 46:54Don't know who polished it but I'm just saying.
- 46:56Maybe he did. I could have been.
- 46:57He might have, but it could have been.
- 46:58I'm just saying it wasn't me. It wasn't doing right.
- 47:00Yeah. Looks good.
- 47:04Oh, yeah, boys. All right, let's.
- 47:05See it? Pushy, pushy.
- 47:08Smooth brain. I'm stoked on their cards this
- 47:11year. Dude, did you see the smooth
- 47:14brain card? I mean this.
- 47:18This that's, that's Sam's car now.
- 47:20Oh, that was the one that. Did he buy that?
- 47:23I. Mean like when we were doing the
- 47:25podcast No that. I don't.
- 47:29Really. He was talking about like the
- 47:31power, right? It was a crazy.
- 47:32I don't know. I don't remember what we were
- 47:34talking about last week. I don't remember what we were
- 47:37talking about. 10 minutes. Ago Carl looks cool.
- 47:39Carl looks sick, Sam. He's going to drive the hell out
- 47:42of that. You guys know it.
- 47:43Look, they all they did another one and I think the BMW just got
- 47:46painted. But I don't know what's going on
- 47:48with this BMW. Maybe you can explain to me,
- 47:51Sam, when we see each other at final bout, but the kits are
- 47:56like different heights. So I'm like, was that
- 47:58intentional? On the BMW.
- 48:00On the BMW. Like the front bumper and size
- 48:04and the. Side skirt?
- 48:05Yeah, dude, the roof is sick. Well done, the tiger.
- 48:10I love tigers. Is this a trend right now to do
- 48:14these? Stand on your ship.
- 48:16No, no, no. The over the top Ness
- 48:21apparently. I mean, that's been a trend for
- 48:22at least like five years. Yeah, but I feel like everywhere
- 48:24I look, it's just like. I think it's just that it's so
- 48:27hard to stand out anymore, especially with an S chassis.
- 48:31So everyone's just grasping at straws like whatever, whatever
- 48:33they can do. You don't got to like, I mean,
- 48:35you chop your whole fucking roof off.
- 48:36Yeah, well, that's the way I did it.
- 48:37Yeah. I don't want to be.
- 48:38Different. So I don't want to be different
- 48:39at all, yeah. We can tell I'm.
- 48:41Knocking it, that's what it is. That's the drive to do shit like
- 48:44that. No, yeah, for sure.
- 48:45Yeah, So what? What's the next move for your
- 48:48car? I'm going to wait three years
- 48:50till I retire this car from drifting and then chopping
- 48:52another two inches. Yo, so when you like, when
- 48:55you're. Like if if the car makes it
- 48:57through another three years of drifting, I'll get into a
- 49:00different chassis and then chop it.
- 49:02Again. Well, your joints will be all
- 49:03like you know how like you have. What is that shit in between
- 49:06your bones? Cartilage.
- 49:07You have cartilage between. The last one real quick.
- 49:10Drifting Wink. We missed drifting.
- 49:11Wink, we can check them out. Wink.
- 49:14Hey yo see, they got a lot of that same style so.
- 49:18Exactly like team smooth brain that.
- 49:20Well, no, it's not a team smooth brain thing.
- 49:22It's like a lot of the style is like a lot of livery stuff, very
- 49:25bright, but like the livery doesn't have to always be loud
- 49:28and bright, but like that just seems to be what the scene is
- 49:31gravitating towards. Maybe the same person's doing
- 49:33all them. I guess it's try to go simple.
- 49:35No, they're all different. Look, look how different this is
- 49:37than the other one. I don't know if you're looking
- 49:39at it like layer by layer almost, or at least I'm trying
- 49:41to. No, I'm looking at like.
- 49:43Like, the car is split in half. It's like pink and red first,
- 49:46Yeah. And then there's like tribal
- 49:49stuff and flower stuff and then. Malcolm.
- 49:52Just circling ISR. Yeah, I guess he was paying
- 49:56attention. Just like learn to appreciate it
- 49:58like so then you can differentiate them.
- 50:00You know, I like the pink colour in the back.
- 50:02I think that looks really. Yeah, I like that.
- 50:04Like that you said that. That sounded plain.
- 50:05I understand what you're saying. I don't appreciate RPM.
- 50:08That car looks pretty sick, I'm not going to lie.
- 50:10On the MBS, that's. Yeah, I love MB battles.
- 50:14I do fuck with MB battles. I do fuck with it.
- 50:16Cokie with D Max. I know that's probably not D.
- 50:18Max but it. Looks like it.
- 50:20The red with. D Max is crazy.
- 50:22The red car, what kit is that? Candy red, Yeah.
- 50:26Is that what it looked like before or that's another?
- 50:28Guy, I don't know. There's got to be another
- 50:29person, maybe. Oh Nah.
- 50:31Wait a minute. Oh Nah.
- 50:34Why? Why you don't like that?
- 50:36I don't care what you put in that thing, it's still beamer.
- 50:39You fuck with BMW, I know you do.
- 50:41I yeah, for grip. I don't like these things.
- 50:43It looks like it's about to take off.
- 50:45It does. I mean, props to him for trying,
- 50:47but like, OK, let me rephrase that.
- 50:51Props to him for trying something different with the Sr.
- 50:53in it. So I don't think that's super
- 50:56different, different. I think that people maybe have
- 50:58done that. OK then.
- 50:59Never mind, it's just beat. Nonetheless they've.
- 51:02Like. If you were the first one it's
- 51:03cool and you're the second as beat.
- 51:05I just don't like BMWs. It's just personal preference.
- 51:08Now that's nice. It looks like it's gonna RIP.
- 51:10That's clean as fuck, you can't even be mad at that.
- 51:13No, I'm just disappointed. I'm mad at it.
- 51:15I'm not even disappointed. I maybe like the BMWA little bit
- 51:18better now. Oh, OK, wait, hey yo, what up?
- 51:21What? The hell.
- 51:23Is that Suki? What?
- 51:24What the hell do you? I'm going to feel real bad if
- 51:26this is one of these guys girls like.
- 51:28Well, that's on him. He put her right here that.
- 51:30Is the absolute worst. She's the logo, Wink.
- 51:35She looks great respectfully. All right, Well, this is cool.
- 51:38Toronto, Canada. Toronto, Canada.
- 51:41East Coast. What?
- 51:42Yo, what is that thing? What is that shit that we used
- 51:45to say? Canada.
- 51:47Canada, do your hood out. The Get your mom's out the hood.
- 51:52Oh, Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. What is it?
- 51:54Sick to my stomach, fam. Yeah, I don't know what you mean
- 51:58from that still. That was, that was like this
- 52:01Toronto thing. Is it not?
- 52:02Or is that a different part of Canada where they say that
- 52:04stuff? That is what's another they say
- 52:08sick to your stomach. Something like subculture or
- 52:12something? Can you do it first, Malcolm,
- 52:13please? I thought you do it better than
- 52:16me. I don't.
- 52:16I haven't done it in a while and I'm running.
- 52:18Here for Carl talk. Yeah, we came here to talk to
- 52:21you. Come on, get on.
- 52:22Like get. Over can you give us like a your
- 52:23best Toronto accent? You're a Ute best I I go up to
- 52:27him Ute you got your moms in the hood foam and you stick to my
- 52:31stomach foam. What the fuck?
- 52:35You getting money and your mom's still in the fucking hood, fam?
- 52:38Sick to my stomach, yeah. You showed me that video and I
- 52:41was like, it doesn't sound like they're serious when they talk.
- 52:44I like that little Jamaican accent.
- 52:46I don't know why they do that because there's another.
- 52:48I always get these videos, you know, like the interview guy or
- 52:51girl where it's like, So what do you think is the worst thing
- 52:54about being in Toronto or whatever?
- 52:56And then it's like, I don't understand what they're saying.
- 53:01But like, it's a kid who's who's just saying stuff.
- 53:05I don't know what he's saying, but he's saying something and
- 53:07the interviewer's responding so. Is Toronto on the East Coast?
- 53:10I think so. Like fucking central ish or east
- 53:13ish? Let's see why.
- 53:15What do you think that has to do with?
- 53:16You think the curvature of the Earth?
- 53:18Makes it you're flat. Toronto, Toronto.
- 53:23God, it's it's a tough call man. I, I would I would personally
- 53:27say that's a that's a Midwest thing yeah.
- 53:29It's kind of like right above like Michigan and shit right.
- 53:31It's literally yeah, it's the one like right across like above
- 53:34them. It's right by Niagara like.
- 53:36You know how when you're in Michigan, sometimes some there's
- 53:39like a little bit of an accent that I feel like I've heard when
- 53:42we were there, there's an accent and it was hard for me to like
- 53:44pinpoint it. The further north you go, the
- 53:47more it becomes. Apparent.
- 53:48I miss it up there. I had fun up there.
- 53:50You know who I miss? I miss Matt and all the dudes at
- 53:53Bayside. Yes, because when we went to
- 53:54Lambeau Field and all that shit, I saw a video, another video on
- 53:58Instagram the other day and everybody on that street was
- 54:01offering parking at their house and and without them saying that
- 54:05they were in Green Bay. I was like, I remember that
- 54:07field that we were at. And I'm not a big football guy.
- 54:09I remember that field we were at and there there was a driveway
- 54:12like across from the football field, you remember.
- 54:14Yeah, it was the. Football field.
- 54:15Oh, when we ate that, what the fuck was that place called with
- 54:17the spaghetti and the chili? What was that place?
- 54:19Oh and the fried Pickles I chilled the fuck.
- 54:22The pickle chips. Fuck.
- 54:24What was it called? The pea?
- 54:26The butter burgers in there. Isn't the field like lambro
- 54:29field or something? Lamb.
- 54:30I think it's there's Lambeau. Field that feel felt like it was
- 54:33just it's like right there, a regular like.
- 54:36Baseball. Field just like crossed on
- 54:38somebody's driving dude. Literally like it's just in the
- 54:40middle of the. Town, they were charging like
- 54:42Packers players. The people in the the people
- 54:44were charging like 100 bucks in their driveways.
- 54:46I would probably be doing the same thing.
- 54:47You gotta make it like that. Yeah, dude, honey, we're getting
- 54:50we're getting Longhorns tonight. Yo, Frankie, when the World Cup
- 54:54comes here, we should charge people for parking, OK?
- 54:56We're pretty. Far I'm sure my landlord's gonna
- 54:58beat you to. That a little bus, a little bus
- 55:00will get them there. The little van, the bus, We
- 55:03could do that. We could do the van.
- 55:04I'll drive that shit. Hell yeah.
- 55:06I'll drive that shit all fucking day.
- 55:07Who's? Trusting.
- 55:09Oh, yeah, This guy, this guy, this guy won't take me anywhere
- 55:12else in this van. Yeah.
- 55:13Dude, you're desperate. You're coming here for the world
- 55:15tour. You're or what is it?
- 55:16What is it world? Cup No, that is not.
- 55:18Desperate. You're desperate.
- 55:19You're like you. You spent all your money on the
- 55:20plane ticket you got here. You don't even speak English.
- 55:22You're like fucking for months to go to this, years probably to
- 55:26go go to that. Look, man, we got parking here,
- 55:28so you want to pay extra, you park, we'll park your car inside
- 55:31or whatever you go. Yeah, indoor storage.
- 55:33What are you, what are you looking forward to the most this
- 55:37weekend, James, aside from getting out of the car and not
- 55:40driving? That's it.
- 55:41I knew it. I knew it hanging out, dude.
- 55:43I knew it as soon as the driving's done.
- 55:45I. Know you're chilling.
- 55:46No, no, before the driving starts.
- 55:49You're that's, that's your. That's the part.
- 55:51That you're hanging out. Do you like drifting?
- 55:53I love drifting. Don't get, don't get me wrong,
- 55:55but that's it. Like 75% of that is just like, I
- 55:59get to see everybody from like, I don't know, I don't know, I'm
- 56:02pointing at the TV like it's still up here.
- 56:04Like Canada people, if I knew them, it'd be like, that's what
- 56:07we're going there for, right? We're going to, yes, drift,
- 56:10whatever, but everyone coming together for an event,
- 56:14Applebee's Friday night, by the way, we called and told them 47
- 56:18people and not 14 people this year, because last time we were
- 56:22like, yeah, we got 13 people or 14 people, whatever.
- 56:25And then there was 47 people inside an Applebee's.
- 56:28I just love that it's Applebee's.
- 56:29Like don't I'm. Going to.
- 56:30Casino just forget. Applebee's.
- 56:31There's a casino down there. I'll see you over there.
- 56:33Yeah, I'll be shooting craps. We'll do that after Apple. 7
- 56:38Isn't that what it is? Is that what it is in crap
- 56:40Seven. You don't want the seven I like.
- 56:41I like roulette. That's.
- 56:43Well, I still roulette. I still got the table in the
- 56:45trunk. You got a roulette too?
- 56:47We could do that, yeah. Yeah, in the trunk.
- 56:48You don't remember that? I don't think I was around for
- 56:50that. You probably could.
- 56:51Did you finish that up a little bit more?
- 56:53No. No, but but it opens with air
- 56:55right? I got the compressors and tank
- 56:57in the trunk. Fuck right.
- 56:59So I I I got this whole set up because I wanted to get air
- 57:01jacks. So I have like a decent deal
- 57:02with Nuke performance. I have their fuel oil too, and
- 57:06like they're decent, but I want to get Air Jackson and I was
- 57:09like, I don't have any money. So I had this compressor and
- 57:11tank set up. I was like, what else can I do
- 57:12with air? So I got these two pneumatic
- 57:14struts and I stripped everything else out of the trunk, the latch
- 57:17mechanism, all that. And so I have a switch right
- 57:19behind my driver's seat that's like, you know, the trunk opens.
- 57:24Damn. So like every time before I get
- 57:25in the car, I like open it and I turn on the PlayStation, I turn
- 57:28on the midnight club. So like, I'm cruising down the
- 57:29highways just like open the trunk like 85 miles an hour and
- 57:33just like the Midnight Club 2 theme song is going.
- 57:36It's like cows real big, you know what I mean?
- 57:38But damn dude. Yeah, just Manny fresh, but.
- 57:40Many fresh bumping but you got window.
- 57:42The window doesn't close all the way.
- 57:44Air jacks. No, no, I never bought that
- 57:46'cause that would be sick too. Yeah, I'm getting there.
- 57:48Thank God the trunks got pneumatic struts.
- 57:50Yeah. Because.
- 57:51But the window will not shut all the way 'cause nor is there a
- 57:55rear windshield yet. But you did a pneumatic trunk
- 57:58setup. Why did that?
- 57:59Jane like way before the chop stuff.
- 58:00You know, OK all. Right way before and I think
- 58:02he's got like a flat, he's rolling back into the pits and
- 58:04like everyone's like how are you going to get a fucking Jack
- 58:06under there? And they're just like whole car
- 58:08fucking air. Jacks would be so cool man Oh my
- 58:11God. So maybe this year we'll see.
- 58:13The air is there for it, but it only works the trunk right now.
- 58:20You should have did the hood too.
- 58:22You know how like at need for speed when you like click
- 58:24through all the options or whatever to have Lambo doors and
- 58:28all of them open yeah that's pretty much what your car would
- 58:30do. It'd be like I.
- 58:32Had to switch and everything open.
- 58:34Yeah. Gas door, trunk hood door, used
- 58:36everything. You ever think of putting
- 58:37nitrous in it? I mean, why not fuck it, right?
- 58:40Just for the purge mostly. Just blow girls skirts just
- 58:43like. Yeah, sorry, sweetheart.
- 58:46Yeah, that would be cool, man. That's what they did in the
- 58:49movie. Yeah, well, now I'll just add to
- 58:51my list for this weekend. Yeah, yeah.
- 58:52Anybody have a? Nitrous for something?
- 58:54Yeah, might just. Sneak this one in.
- 58:55There you got to have a tank like somewhere, right?
- 58:57Right. And then just put up make it
- 58:59look like maybe the Halo helmet is like the tank you get like a
- 59:03small nitrous. My my son has like a a Master
- 59:05Chief helmet. Maybe I'll steal that.
- 59:07What's your back seat look like? Seats.
- 59:10Oh, there's actually seats back there.
- 59:12There was, but I just put a roll bar in it like Saturday night,
- 59:15so I don't know if I'm going to be able to because you could
- 59:16make a whole enclosure there and then put nitrous back there in
- 59:20the second. Make a tech deck park back there
- 59:21or something. Dude, that'd be speakers.
- 59:23Yeah, you guys are adding like I got so much to do already, you
- 59:25know, like maybe I want to take a tech deck park.
- 59:27How is there not a water feature?
- 59:29Yeah, you don't have a. Fish.
- 59:31Yeah, we need a water feature. The guests are expecting water
- 59:33feature and table for 100 and Applebee's and that means.
- 59:38Fish tank would be sick. That means I've always said
- 59:40that. Yeah, You see that one?
- 59:42He's got him like in the license plate plate or something.
- 59:44What? That.
- 59:45Was weird. It's like a like a water plate
- 59:47frame. I don't know that doesn't.
- 59:48Shit I don't. Know if that would work?
- 59:50I want a plate frame where you remember those, like, it was
- 59:54like before video games and all that shit.
- 59:56You. You got them as like McDonald's
- 59:57toys, but you would, like, squeeze the little buttons.
- 59:59It was like a water thing. Oh, yeah.
- 1:00:01And you were like getting the rings.
- 1:00:03Yeah. Yeah.
- 1:00:03I'd want my license plate to have that.
- 1:00:04And I can. I'd be sick.
- 1:00:07I would want like, what's that dragon that lives on that
- 1:00:12island? Heroin.
- 1:00:13What What's that dragon that lives on that island?
- 1:00:15Say heroin. Yeah.
- 1:00:17That's the island with only the. Animals on it a mice.
- 1:00:21Galapagos tortoises. No, that tortoises.
- 1:00:25There. There's a dragon dragon, Komodo
- 1:00:28dragon is that. It are you talking about?
- 1:00:31Yeah, Komodo dragon. Komodo dragon.
- 1:00:32I want a Komodo dragon in the trunk.
- 1:00:34What? The hell is a Galapagos?
- 1:00:36Galapagos Island. It's just animals, yes.
- 1:00:40The bullshit. There's probably a bunch of
- 1:00:41Youtubers there now. That's how Galapagos.
- 1:00:43Well, yeah, researchers can go there, but you're not.
- 1:00:45They're not allowed to inhabit it.
- 1:00:46You can't live there. There's no like natives.
- 1:00:48No. Fuck, man.
- 1:00:49I forget who did it, but I was in the.
- 1:00:50I think the. If only we had a computer.
- 1:00:53No, tell me I get this shit right right now, I swear to God.
- 1:00:56Wait 18 Hun, hold on 18. I just know those those
- 1:01:05tortoises are old as fuck. Frankie, don't, don't, don't,
- 1:01:11don't, don't hurt. The early 1800s.
- 1:01:13It's the early 1800s or the late 1700s.
- 1:01:16What am I looking up when they found?
- 1:01:17That island story. Yet he's like when they found
- 1:01:21that island. Yeah.
- 1:01:24Let me rephrase that when the white people found that island,
- 1:01:27because I'm sure other people have found that island before
- 1:01:29that. Why'd you have to bring bro?
- 1:01:31You are off. Well, we got to bring When was
- 1:01:33it? 1535 what off a couple 100 years
- 1:01:38it's. Way more than 135.
- 1:01:42I wonder where I got that from. You're talking about fucking
- 1:01:45Christopher Columbus or some shit, Or, or Thomas Edison.
- 1:01:49That's Christopher Columbus. Are you sure you're not talking
- 1:01:54about Thomas Edison or Benjamin Franklin?
- 1:01:55Or. Some shit, No.
- 1:01:56Maybe, Maybe, maybe. Those are the.
- 1:01:58Only historical people that I know.
- 1:02:00That's it. Maybe it was visited again?
- 1:02:02Or Abraham. Lincoln.
- 1:02:04I'm trying to remember what I saw that I that I'm even
- 1:02:06thinking about this. Yeah.
- 1:02:07Why are we even talking about Galaxy?
- 1:02:08Well, because the Komodo dragon. Oh, right.
- 1:02:10Are they really on that island? Got it, Got it.
- 1:02:12Yeah, that's kind of fucking weird that they're on that
- 1:02:14island. Right.
- 1:02:15You know. In the middle of nowhere.
- 1:02:18That's how like animals work, right?
- 1:02:19That's how evolution and all that shit.
- 1:02:22But I think there are other places too those things.
- 1:02:24Yeah, they definitely are right. Yeah.
- 1:02:26Where? Where at?
- 1:02:27South America made Yeah. They're in Komodo.
- 1:02:30They're. In Komodo.
- 1:02:32I feel like that's a very JDM lizard.
- 1:02:35Is it called Komodo? Dragon.
- 1:02:36It's gotta be from. Yeah, maybe they're in.
- 1:02:38Yeah, maybe they're in the like Pacific.
- 1:02:43Is it like the descent? Of look at that.
- 1:02:44Yeah, Indonesia. God.
- 1:02:47Look at that bitch. That thing is fucking scary.
- 1:02:49They got a tongue. It's mouth is acid.
- 1:02:51It's saliva is acid to help break you down when it's eating
- 1:02:54you. You think you could fight him?
- 1:02:55No, no, come on. He's.
- 1:02:57How fast could that fuck? No, that's a fuck.
- 1:02:59That's a dude. You're telling me Sharon is over
- 1:03:01here touching this thing and we can't beat it up?
- 1:03:03Get the hell out of here. Looks like a land sea and people
- 1:03:05think they're slow because they like crawl when they're just
- 1:03:07walking, but then you see them run and they're going like 20
- 1:03:09miles an hour. That's what I would no.
- 1:03:11That's look at that. Look at that shit.
- 1:03:13Oh my. Well, that's a that's a fucking
- 1:03:15white tailed buck deer. Like I'll fucking I can beat up
- 1:03:19a a deer. Those.
- 1:03:21Saying goat, is it really? Fucking Malcolm goat.
- 1:03:26Yeah, that's a goat. That's a goat is a goat.
- 1:03:28Well, like a sheep. That's even worse.
- 1:03:30I could definitely beat the shit out of a sheep.
- 1:03:32I don't know, a sheep will fuck you up dude.
- 1:03:34There's some by my house I was driving.
- 1:03:35Oh no, they're they're goats because they were on top of this
- 1:03:37dude's shed. And I was like what the fuck?
- 1:03:40They got hops. Dude, it was, it was awesome.
- 1:03:42I was like, look at them. They're, they're fucking cool.
- 1:03:45What the helly? You might have goats and
- 1:03:47neighbors. Them bastards jump.
- 1:03:49Yeah, they jump high as hell. You guys watch Stranger Things?
- 1:03:53No. I've been to that shit in like 3
- 1:03:54days, all of it season. Five's coming out.
- 1:03:57Fuck you. Probably feel like one of the
- 1:03:59main characters. Like 3 years later I thought
- 1:04:02that was like over. I don't know how it ended but I
- 1:04:04feel like it was like there's no clippy.
- 1:04:06They're all like 25 years old, so and they're supposed to be
- 1:04:08in. I mean 11 looking a little.
- 1:04:13Watch what you say. Not 11.
- 1:04:15She's not 11, she's not 11, but she ain't 30.
- 1:04:20Look, Carl's looking around. That's.
- 1:04:21Malcolm's girl, right? There.
- 1:04:23Oh Nah. Really.
- 1:04:27Bobby Brown. That's crazy.
- 1:04:31Let's just make sure of something real.
- 1:04:34I'm almost. Positive like you're a.
- 1:04:37She's our age, we looked this up before.
- 1:04:39You're a sick fuck. Oh.
- 1:04:41Yep, she is 21. All right.
- 1:04:45Well. Malcolm what?
- 1:04:49What? Malcolm's into the young ones,
- 1:04:50but it's OK. Why me?
- 1:04:52He's the youngest one in the room, so.
- 1:04:54Malcolm's the one man that that's Malcolm.
- 1:04:56That's Malcolm's girl, but I'm just saying she like her and the
- 1:05:00main one of the main characters like that's why I can't they
- 1:05:02look like they're 30 years old like.
- 1:05:04They're all over my timeline on like AI generated shit just like
- 1:05:07doing normal stuff. And I'm like, there's no way
- 1:05:10you're going to go to try to play like a normal elementary.
- 1:05:13Yeah, they're supposed to be what, middle school?
- 1:05:14Or I don't really get that high school.
- 1:05:16No, not high school. Well, maybe now.
- 1:05:18Yeah, now. They're probably going to be
- 1:05:19when I come back. When the season comes back,
- 1:05:20yeah, I think it's like a direct sequel to the thing.
- 1:05:23They just crazy. It's been so long.
- 1:05:25It's been like 3 years because I didn't watch any of it until
- 1:05:28like years after all of it was out on Netflix now.
- 1:05:31You're watching them age in a short.
- 1:05:33I watched. Them as they.
- 1:05:34Came out so I have no fucking I yes, I watched them age like
- 1:05:38crazy in the Oh yeah real fast and they were like oh so year 2
- 1:05:41is. It all the same characters.
- 1:05:44OK. First of all, that show, it was
- 1:05:46one year. That's how it went per season.
- 1:05:49Yes, that's how it went. Like they were in that grade,
- 1:05:51then the next season was the next grade.
- 1:05:53So this one should be either freshman year, high school, or
- 1:05:57whatever it is I have. No idea, you were a fucking
- 1:05:59Stranger Things. I love that show.
- 1:06:01I fucking can't. You big fan that shit D&D fan.
- 1:06:03You played? Not at all.
- 1:06:05No, not at all. I'm just curious.
- 1:06:06Yeah, me either. But I don't know.
- 1:06:08Sure. About it.
- 1:06:09You look like AD and D guy. I don't.
- 1:06:10Even know what that dungeon? Dungeons and Dragons.
- 1:06:12The closest thing we get to is the fucking drifting on a
- 1:06:15budget. Yeah, but somebody was like, oh,
- 1:06:18so Dungeons and Dragons, and I'm like, well, I guess kind.
- 1:06:22Of yeah, I told, I told it to Dan too.
- 1:06:24And Dan was like, wait a minute, he's like, you guys are
- 1:06:26basically doing Dungeons and Dragons.
- 1:06:28I'm like, Oh yeah, that's what people say he's like.
- 1:06:31That's a good idea. Do you have any other like shows
- 1:06:34where you watched it in such a quick amount of time that you
- 1:06:36felt like you was a main character?
- 1:06:38Isn't that so crazy? What that you you felt like you
- 1:06:40were a main? Character like you were in the
- 1:06:42show because I'm telling James right now because he said he
- 1:06:44binged in what, 3 days realistically?
- 1:06:46Well, I spend a lot of time on the road, so that's where I get
- 1:06:48on my Netflix. You like listen to it?
- 1:06:50Yeah, I'm with that. I do it all the time.
- 1:06:52Are you saying like while driving?
- 1:06:53What? Safely.
- 1:06:55Are you saying like you watched it?
- 1:06:57So much that you were so immersed.
- 1:07:00Yeah, yeah, yeah. That you were one of the.
- 1:07:02Characters that happened to me with Dragon Ball Z.
- 1:07:05Really. Wait bro, I.
- 1:07:06Watched Dragon Ball Z like I. Never played D&D, no OK.
- 1:07:11Just Dragon Ball Z end to end, not just Dragon Ball Z maybe.
- 1:07:15I think Dragon Ball 2. I never watched that.
- 1:07:18But I stopped at Z, didn't go to GT, and then like I felt like
- 1:07:22Gohan was my dog bro. Like I was watching him.
- 1:07:26Like damn. It's definitely gotta be Sons of
- 1:07:27Anarchy for Frankie. That's a.
- 1:07:30Good show. You look.
- 1:07:31Like a good show like. That's what I'm saying.
- 1:07:33Wait, pull up the main character for Sons of Anarchy real quick.
- 1:07:36My guess? I wish I look like.
- 1:07:38Yo, yeah, you look like, what's his name?
- 1:07:40Jax. I was told that years ago too
- 1:07:42when that show was out too. Like.
- 1:07:44Look. At both look.
- 1:07:46At that. Little goat beard look at this
- 1:07:48like some crazy shit. Really on the.
- 1:07:50Side. Yeah.
- 1:07:52That that honestly, Charlie. Hunt.
- 1:07:54No, Whoa. Actually, James is kind of
- 1:07:57terrified. Man, you look just like.
- 1:08:00Him dude. When did Jesus Christ land up in
- 1:08:01this bitch? Malcolm, you think I look like
- 1:08:03that? No, but your personality does.
- 1:08:06I feel like this guy looks like we've never even.
- 1:08:08Seen the show so. The podcast listeners, I feel
- 1:08:11like this guy looks like a blend of James and Frankie right now.
- 1:08:15Let's get. Him on the pod, give me a cut
- 1:08:17like that. What's he riding right there?
- 1:08:19Dinah FXDX, but that's O3. I'm good on that.
- 1:08:25No, you don't think that should? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
- 1:08:28No, that's the yeah, that's O1. Is that good or bad?
- 1:08:32It's perfect. OK.
- 1:08:33That shit looks boring as fuck. Love that bike.
- 1:08:36I got a Honda. Boring.
- 1:08:37Am I cool or not? Is an O3 OO 1-2?
- 1:08:40Yeah, that one's good too. That shit looks so boring bro.
- 1:08:43Thunder header, come on. Where like boring?
- 1:08:45Where's the fun? Where's the Where's the
- 1:08:46creativity? Oh, Malcolm wants to change on
- 1:08:48that bike is lift the back up. That's all he wants to do.
- 1:08:51Why would you want to lift the back up dude?
- 1:08:52So I have a tiny bit of gap. Why?
- 1:08:54That's too much gap. Take the Fender off and that's
- 1:08:57way too much gap. Look at the fucking ground
- 1:08:59clearance. It's like opposite.
- 1:09:01Do we need to open up this magazine?
- 1:09:03Do we need to open up this magazine one time on the pause?
- 1:09:06That's. Not to show you and remind you
- 1:09:08how good of a time it was. That's not an O1.
- 1:09:13So are they different bikes per shot or what?
- 1:09:15It's probably a different season or something.
- 1:09:17Yeah, he's getting he's he's trading up.
- 1:09:19Come on. But.
- 1:09:19Look at those bars, Malcolm. Look how tall those bars I.
- 1:09:21Know that's what's up. Got the Badlander season?
- 1:09:24Yeah, the Badlander. Season.
- 1:09:25That's one. Dude that shit is like it's not.
- 1:09:28The bikes, the. Bikes look good as fuck you.
- 1:09:29Got stock suspension. I know all of them have stock
- 1:09:32suspension, if not lower than stocks, that's that's not stock,
- 1:09:35Malcolm. That's lower than stock.
- 1:09:37Maybe that's aftermarket, but it's lower.
- 1:09:40All right. And look at the front.
- 1:09:41The front's lower too. Maybe splash?
- 1:09:43Maybe splash some color on that bitch, maybe soon.
- 1:09:46I agree with that. I don't like black bikes.
- 1:09:49Well. Damn, that's.
- 1:09:50Crazy. That's and some spoke, some
- 1:09:52spoke Wheels maybe. The bikes were cool in that,
- 1:09:55like mash. Wheels.
- 1:09:57What about the Wheeling there? Oh yeah, what does?
- 1:09:59Crazy. What the hell is he?
- 1:10:00Doing chill out son, there's. No way so low, Malcolm.
- 1:10:03Look at the front forks. No, he must have hit some.
- 1:10:06No, dude. That's.
- 1:10:07Awful. OK, yeah, never mind.
- 1:10:09I see. He hit some.
- 1:10:10But but it is low as fuck though.
- 1:10:12Yeah. Anyway, that's for the
- 1:10:14compliment I'll take. It take the mirrors.
- 1:10:16Though so I got this 84 Honda. OK.
- 1:10:18Can we cruise? Or that's what I got.
- 1:10:20Definitely this guy I. Got a 79 XS650 and I kick it on
- 1:10:24all the time. Bro I was just telling Malcolm
- 1:10:26every time I use it now I only kick it on.
- 1:10:29Mine's electric start, but it doesn't start.
- 1:10:30Mine has an electric start. What kind of Honda is it?
- 1:10:32Oh, it's a it's ACM 400 hardtail fucking bobber like.
- 1:10:40Dude, I want it to hard. I want it to hardtail it.
- 1:10:43Dude, it would not take a lot. Let me let me tell you, I know
- 1:10:46nothing about motorcycles, all right?
- 1:10:49And then I just I had to tell myself or not tell myself.
- 1:10:52I taught myself via oh, that sounded good via This guy's got
- 1:10:58via the Internet and like Facebook groups, dude, all you
- 1:11:03need is starting fluid and a battery and some leads to
- 1:11:08connect the battery to the other battery and a cigarette and a
- 1:11:11cigarette. Hell yeah, you got those.
- 1:11:12You got those and just fucking like, just do whatever to get it
- 1:11:17to turn on one time. If it turns on one time, you're
- 1:11:19fucking set. It'll turn on again.
- 1:11:21So I turned mine on before and then.
- 1:11:23You're fucking there. And then I turned it back off.
- 1:11:27And then I rebuilt the carbs. I don't know how to rebuild
- 1:11:30carbs. And then I turned it on again.
- 1:11:35And then I stripped the whole harness off it.
- 1:11:37Why? Because it was really ugly, I
- 1:11:40got to see a photos bike. I have no photos because once
- 1:11:43you say 80 photos and Japanese, I just think it's ugly.
- 1:11:46So here's it. It looks pretty cool.
- 1:11:47I think. I think it looks pretty well.
- 1:11:49You said it's a hard tail, so it's probably a lot.
- 1:11:50You walk into my garage at home and like house attached 2 car
- 1:11:55garage, work stuff, polishing stuff, work stuff polishing
- 1:11:59stuff. 84 Honda, 76 Suzuki and then like a four high shelf of
- 1:12:06just used oil and. That's it.
- 1:12:09Damn. So you got another bike in there
- 1:12:11too? Yeah.
- 1:12:11So the other bike I got from my father-in-law and it was sitting
- 1:12:15in a chicken shed for since before he got his driver's
- 1:12:17license and he's 50 something now.
- 1:12:21That'll run. Maybe Carl?
- 1:12:24That'll run. Maybe get the ether dude.
- 1:12:27That's all I did for Wags's bike.
- 1:12:29I brought it home and never touched it.
- 1:12:31The Bragg's bike ran like a year before he gave it to you.
- 1:12:35I don't know how he was riding that thing because I fixed so
- 1:12:41many things and it's honestly he.
- 1:12:43Didn't say it was good. Honestly, I'm scared that the
- 1:12:45motor is on its way out. Like I, that's what I'm scared
- 1:12:49of. I mean, I would hope.
- 1:12:50So then I looked up, I looked up another one 200 bucks couple
- 1:12:55times over for me. I'll just.
- 1:12:56Rebuild it. I could, I could bore it.
- 1:12:59I could bore it or what Don't even there's a there's a,
- 1:13:01there's like a thing. Stroke it.
- 1:13:07That won't give the. Fuck.
- 1:13:10Somebody in their car while they're driving a final bout
- 1:13:12right now. Whoa, whoa.
- 1:13:14You're welcome, buddy. You hit the rumble strip.
- 1:13:17With me. Actually lock in.
- 1:13:19Saturday morning 2 AMI finally finished my car.
- 1:13:21I'm driving listening to this podcast, for some reason not
- 1:13:24even realizing I'm the guest. He's really.
- 1:13:26I'm stroking. I'm like.
- 1:13:27Whoa. Stroking my shit.
- 1:13:29I got lotion on my shit. I'm fucking stroking my shit.
- 1:13:31That's. Got to be a crazy experience for
- 1:13:35the listener bro. What sounds like the?
- 1:13:374th episode in a row you've done that shit you just like to say.
- 1:13:42It I'm. Fucking stroking my shit.
- 1:13:43I got lotion on my shit. I'm horny as fuck.
- 1:13:45I miss a jet, bro Jet, jet. What, Malcolm?
- 1:13:50It's so. Fucking.
- 1:13:52Malcolm. Says that shit every day at
- 1:13:53work. Oh, now Malcolm's saying it.
- 1:13:56Yeah. Jeez.
- 1:13:59That's. Nuts.
- 1:14:00That's gonna be fucking bad, dude.
- 1:14:02Lotion on my shit. Sorry, hey, if you don't know
- 1:14:05the meme, you're not living. I'm just talking, I don't know
- 1:14:08the meme. I'm just, I'm laughing because
- 1:14:10you're saying stroking my shit and like and lotion on it and
- 1:14:13I'm like, OK. Sound like.
- 1:14:16A. It puts the lotion on the skin.
- 1:14:18Yeah, Wild Bill type stuff. Remember the last podcast when
- 1:14:21you kept bringing up your Dick? He did.
- 1:14:24Which one was that this morning? It was literally this morning I
- 1:14:26was in my Was that in New Jersey?
- 1:14:28And all I hear is Carl talking about his Dick.
- 1:14:29Yeah, Frankie, what did? I say.
- 1:14:31I don't know. You just have like, what didn't
- 1:14:33you say you're like Frankie gonna?
- 1:14:35You're talking about popping rhinos and shit, like Frankie
- 1:14:37Dick under the table. That was it.
- 1:14:39It was wild. We got rhinos here.
- 1:14:41We. Want to try Not good.
- 1:14:42I don't know we used to do the smelling sauce, but we moved on.
- 1:14:45Now we just give the guests a rhino pill.
- 1:14:46We. I.
- 1:14:48I don't even remember, I guess I was talking about my Dick a lot.
- 1:14:50That probably explains why not a lot of people listen to that
- 1:14:52one. No, people listen to it.
- 1:14:54I hope so. I haven't asked for a single
- 1:14:56statistic for this thing like I. I hope people are still
- 1:14:59listening. To these Carl.
- 1:15:00At the beginning, most of our listeners aren't from New
- 1:15:02Jersey. Did.
- 1:15:02You know that. Did you know that this?
- 1:15:05Guy, I have no idea. We have some here like.
- 1:15:07We have some listeners in the Antarctica.
- 1:15:12Have you? Ever heard of that?
- 1:15:13No one lives in Antarctica. I'm tired of this fucking
- 1:15:15bullshit everyone keeps telling me.
- 1:15:17Yo, people live in Antarctica, Lewis, no.
- 1:15:19Infrastructure. You think nobody does?
- 1:15:21Like, for real? Just nobody.
- 1:15:21There's research bases there. And Lewis is like, oh, there's
- 1:15:24military bases. I'm like, there's no military
- 1:15:26bases. There's gotta be military.
- 1:15:28No, they're not allowed to do that down there.
- 1:15:29You know who says they're? Not allowed, right?
- 1:15:31the United Nations. You know who lives in nations?
- 1:15:34Fake. Santa.
- 1:15:36Santa lives in the North Pole, motherfucker.
- 1:15:38Is that not Antarctica? No, where the fuck are we
- 1:15:41talking about? Down below, that's like the
- 1:15:44Australia. That's where the banta lives.
- 1:15:47Wait, what's banta? That bad Santa?
- 1:15:51Did you ever see Bad Santa? No, I don't think, no.
- 1:15:54Maybe. I don't know bro.
- 1:15:55Shit in dorm? Wait, what the what the fuck is
- 1:15:58his act? Billy Bob Thornton, Billy Bob
- 1:15:59Thornton best actor on the planet.
- 1:16:01Bro. I mean it's so bad with like
- 1:16:02actors and movies and stuff. Like I watch a lot of shit, but
- 1:16:05dude, you need to see this Christmas.
- 1:16:07Make sure you see Bat Santa. Was that the movie where he was
- 1:16:09like humping a pinball machine or something?
- 1:16:10Probably, yeah. That's the one, yeah, where he
- 1:16:13was like, Nah, it's gotta be like.
- 1:16:14This. Funny Funniest Christmas?
- 1:16:16Ever. Creepy.
- 1:16:18I saw that shit when I was like 12 years old in theaters.
- 1:16:20It explains a lot. It does explain a lot, yeah.
- 1:16:22Is it that old? Because you're pretty old.
- 1:16:27I'm allowed to say that because we're around the same.
- 1:16:28No, dude. Yeah, wait, let.
- 1:16:30Me guess. Let me take a guess.
- 1:16:31Let me take a guess what. Are you guessing?
- 1:16:33Randy, how old? The year it came out.
- 1:16:35The year it came out. All right.
- 1:16:36OK, hold up, hold up, hold up. Oh, God.
- 1:16:41I graduated in O 9. So what does that make me for a
- 1:16:43freshman? O6O7.
- 1:16:45I don't know. How do you how do you count 05?
- 1:16:47Don't look at. 055. Don't hit off us in your shit
- 1:16:52right now. What?
- 1:16:53It's counting down. It's 2003 or 2004, 2003.
- 1:16:58Damn hang told you? That's crazy.
- 1:17:00I would have said 4 though so I would have got it wrong.
- 1:17:04Got to be honest. I watched a SpongeBob movie when
- 1:17:06I was in the. So I was 12 or 13, by the way,
- 1:17:10and I saw that shit in theatre. My friend's dad dropped us off.
- 1:17:13No one's in the theatre. He took you some yes.
- 1:17:15He someone took you yes, took no.
- 1:17:17I don't think anyone knew what the movie was because there was,
- 1:17:19oh, it's a Christmas movie and it's a comedy, right?
- 1:17:22And then we get dropped off. We're sitting there alone in
- 1:17:24theatre and we're like, we should not be in here, Dude.
- 1:17:27That movie was so foul. Like the craziest movie.
- 1:17:31Yeah, that must have been the one.
- 1:17:32I think he was the, the, the was he was trying to pick up this
- 1:17:35girl in the bar and he was like, you gotta like hit the pinball
- 1:17:38machine like. This.
- 1:17:39Yeah, you gotta, you gotta hit it like this.
- 1:17:41She starts pumping the fucking. Thing, yeah.
- 1:17:44Yeah. It gets way worse than that
- 1:17:45though, yeah. It definitely does.
- 1:17:47Oh my God bro come watch. That movie with my grandpa.
- 1:17:50That's crazy weird. He was a big, he was a big like
- 1:17:52star. It's a big like stars or like
- 1:17:55cinema type of, I guess you know how like, yeah, The Movie
- 1:17:59Channel. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:18:00In the Philippines. Like he always just has it
- 1:18:01playing bro. Bro, Malcolm, have you seen that
- 1:18:04movie? No, dude, Mandatory this year.
- 1:18:07Mandatory man, I'm telling you. I now you're.
- 1:18:10Going to mandate that you should come to final.
- 1:18:11Battle, I think we should watch it here.
- 1:18:12It won't make a deal right now. We go get food, then we'll watch
- 1:18:16Bad Santa. You have work to do, bro.
- 1:18:19Dude, I do that tomorrow. Me and James are going to Tacos
- 1:18:22Los Gueros for 30. For 30?
- 1:18:23Oh yeah, 30 for 30, we're doing it.
- 1:18:25We did that the other day for lunch.
- 1:18:26I ate all of them. That's so fucked up.
- 1:18:27Oh. Is this not the day it's.
- 1:18:29Tuesday. I don't know.
- 1:18:31Is today Tuesday? It is.
- 1:18:33It is Tuesday. I lost track of time.
- 1:18:37I'll eat whatever, I don't care. Do you know what you're?
- 1:18:39Do you know where? You are not really.
- 1:18:41I woke up. I woke up this morning and I'm
- 1:18:43like what fucking day is it? I'm just like.
- 1:18:46I don't know movies still bro. I've been, I've been up for work
- 1:18:50like normal time like a normal human.
- 1:18:51Being what's normal time for you I.
- 1:18:53Wake up at 6:00, at the door by 7 and then at work by 8.
- 1:18:56That's crazy. What about you?
- 1:19:00Depends on the day. Like he's like 330.
- 1:19:02You said you said you had to be at the site.
- 1:19:04By so that was 6. Yeah, like so you're leaving at
- 1:19:074:00? Last week was, yeah, like out of
- 1:19:09my house by 4, but that was after three or four hours of
- 1:19:12work out in the car, way back up.
- 1:19:17This morning was like, I was up at like 5:30, on the road around
- 1:19:206:00, so that wasn't too bad. And then when are you off work?
- 1:19:23That depends on the day. You didn't get off early today,
- 1:19:26did you? I left like 5/15, 5:30, got to
- 1:19:30the tail, got checked in and came over.
- 1:19:33Yeah, that means you were at work for like 12 hours.
- 1:19:35Yeah, it's fun. What the fuck?
- 1:19:38OK. Somebody.
- 1:19:40'S got to like I'm I'm salary now and it's great and everyone
- 1:19:42like people I work with, they're like, damn, that sucks.
- 1:19:44I'm like, yeah, some some weeks, yeah, like some weeks I work 80
- 1:19:47fucking hours and I average like 625 an hour.
- 1:19:51You know, some weeks I work $30.00 an average like $12.00 an
- 1:19:54hour. So it's cool.
- 1:19:55It pays off. 30 hours and. We're wait, what?
- 1:19:57What? I'm just kidding, $6?
- 1:20:00I was like back up. One dude, no one didn't carry
- 1:20:03the one. You know what I tried to do the
- 1:20:04other day that made me feel fucking dumb?
- 1:20:07I I was smelling. Salt.
- 1:20:08No, I it was Easter. It was Easter.
- 1:20:10Because chocolate. See your family.
- 1:20:12No, no, yes, no. But I was, I was sitting in
- 1:20:15church. This is.
- 1:20:16That's crazy already. That's number.
- 1:20:18One. Yeah.
- 1:20:19So now you're now you're locked in.
- 1:20:20Wow, that's what got you. I'm sitting in church.
- 1:20:23This is next line is going to get you.
- 1:20:25There was a bunch of ceiling tiles on the ceiling so I was
- 1:20:28counting them. That.
- 1:20:30Oh wow, really? Because you're you're real
- 1:20:32bored. Yeah, I'm not a not a big church
- 1:20:34guy. I stopped going when I was
- 1:20:35younger. I'd just do it to appease my
- 1:20:38mother. I'm counting it.
- 1:20:40And then I I counted the row, the the rows.
- 1:20:42He's. Counting the whole fucking SO.
- 1:20:44Then so then I'm like, OK, let me long multiply this.
- 1:20:48Like let me just do the multiplication in my head.
- 1:20:51So did. You count like X and then Y
- 1:20:53Yeah, OK. OK, and then I'm trying to do it
- 1:20:55and I couldn't remember. Couldn't remember what.
- 1:20:58How to do like multiplication like this without just thinking
- 1:21:01in my head? Like, OK, it was like, I think
- 1:21:03it was something like 21 times like 38 or something like that.
- 1:21:07No, but I was trying to do it like, you know how you would do
- 1:21:09it as a kid and you would like write it.
- 1:21:11I could get the, I could get the answer, but I was trying to do
- 1:21:16it like this, like the actual or or whatever we used to do to do
- 1:21:20that. Do you know what I'm talking?
- 1:21:21About you're right, I. Don't even know if I.
- 1:21:22Don't even know how to do it nowadays.
- 1:21:24I would do. I would do 38 or I would do.
- 1:21:28You'd do 2 * 20 * 32 * 3 and then like the one times the 8
- 1:21:34Nah, like don't worry Malcolm, I would do he's, he's going to
- 1:21:36pull up a calculator. I would do 38 * 20 so then that
- 1:21:42would be like. Oh.
- 1:21:45Shit, it would be 72 and then add a zero.
- 1:21:51Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's fine too.
- 1:21:53Plus 30 * 20 is 72. 700 I would do the same way. 720.
- 1:21:59I would do it the same way it's. 720 is it not?
- 1:22:02It's 38 * 20 look. At Malcolm, but he he forgot to,
- 1:22:07he forgot to, he's like, oh shit.
- 1:22:09So then you you though. Right now you multiply.
- 1:22:11You got to do each number, Malcolm.
- 1:22:12You got to 0. No, you fucking no.
- 1:22:16It's I'm pretty sure it's 720, is it?
- 1:22:18You got. To do, you got to do the 8 * 0.
- 1:22:20Yeah. And then you got to do the 3 *
- 1:22:220. God just.
- 1:22:22Another zero. If it was 30, another zero 20,
- 1:22:25it would be 707. Twenty.
- 1:22:27Think about skateboarding, right?
- 1:22:28You were skating. Yeah.
- 1:22:28Let's, let's work backwards, Malcolm.
- 1:22:29We'll find out the 360. Yeah.
- 1:22:31Yeah, yeah, yeah. Find out the answer and we'll
- 1:22:33work backwards. Backwards.
- 1:22:36You know what's fucked up about it too though, is the way they
- 1:22:38teach math now is so much worse. Like I'm really, I'm decent at
- 1:22:42math in my head. My son is 10 and now you guys
- 1:22:44hate kids here, my son. Oh, you heard that episode?
- 1:22:50Oh, it's 40 off. That's not even that bad.
- 1:22:53It's a little construction. Area OK, go back.
- 1:22:55All right, so yeah, but you would do when you do 3.
- 1:22:57Times it would be no, it'd be 0 * 8 and then 0 * 3.
- 1:23:01So that's zero. Yeah, two 0 * 2 * 8, which is
- 1:23:0616. So you put the six down there?
- 1:23:09Oh, I'm missing that part 6. Oh.
- 1:23:13OK, 7600. OH.
- 1:23:16He oh, wait, it's not no, where's the 9?
- 1:23:18It's a nine. Wait, it's a nine?
- 1:23:20No, what? I'm just kidding.
- 1:23:21I'm I'm. Doing that's it, right, that's
- 1:23:23he got it 760, yeah. So it was.
- 1:23:24So you remembered it now that. Way and that way, yeah, I feel
- 1:23:27like I would have got that answer.
- 1:23:28I wouldn't know. I would have got that answer if
- 1:23:30if I wouldn't have done it this way.
- 1:23:32There's lots of different ways to do it.
- 1:23:35Well, you just do what 2 * 38 is what?
- 1:23:37I pull out 76. What I would do is add a zero.
- 1:23:40I'd pull out right 38 beans. Yes, that's what I would have
- 1:23:44did. I would have did two times. 30.
- 1:23:468 and then out of 0. Hold on, let me pull out my
- 1:23:48Abacus. Do you even know what a not?
- 1:23:53Not a lot of people, probably. Know what an.
- 1:23:54Abacus is, yeah, the thing that's in a.
- 1:23:56Doctor's you do. You're young.
- 1:23:58Dude, I'm 30. No, he's, Yeah, he's old now.
- 1:24:00Oh God, you are. Yeah, I would.
- 1:24:02I played with that in the doctor's office, the little
- 1:24:03thingy that goes like. This.
- 1:24:05That's not an Abacus. No, but they had.
- 1:24:07Something for autistic children like.
- 1:24:09Stems. Is that too far on the stab?
- 1:24:11No, no. No, but like the Malcolm's here,
- 1:24:14the Abacus is like the little. Yeah, yeah.
- 1:24:16Yeah. The teacher Math.
- 1:24:17Oh, like the show me what an actual Abacus is because.
- 1:24:20ABAC. It's like a bunch of bars with.
- 1:24:23With. Beans on it.
- 1:24:24Yeah, with beans. Sounds like a Romans invented
- 1:24:26it. It probably did.
- 1:24:27This is like way before the Romans.
- 1:24:28So you could count, I don't know about that.
- 1:24:30Like, real nice. Look up who invented it.
- 1:24:33Click that Wikipedia link. Tell me a German guy.
- 1:24:38Fucking man, I swear to God. What what Sumerians to do with
- 1:24:41anything they. Invent everything the Sumerians
- 1:24:45fuck between 2700 and 2300 BC, OK?
- 1:24:50All right. Well, they were on to something,
- 1:24:52you know, they got a bunch of little shit to move on around.
- 1:24:55They're like, look, we can slide.
- 1:24:57No, but like it would be I could use one of those like if if you
- 1:25:00gave me a little bit like for multiplication for look, this is
- 1:25:03exactly. I'm trying to see.
- 1:25:06I would not know how to. Yeah, I'm confused and I used to
- 1:25:09know. I would just need it instead of
- 1:25:11my fingers. It's just more fingers like.
- 1:25:14That's what I would do. You understand that, Malcolm?
- 1:25:17No, well, this is this is 10s up here.
- 1:25:22Oh I see 3430 times. Wait, what is this one doing
- 1:25:26down here? That's just this fair one.
- 1:25:27That's. Just fair one, because there's
- 1:25:28only 434. Times.
- 1:25:30There's four of them on the on the.
- 1:25:32Bottom, but it's just nothing up there there.
- 1:25:35What's that? And then one and 2 equals what?
- 1:25:41The tops are the tops are fidget spinners.
- 1:25:44So So what how is that the product?
- 1:25:46What's 34 * 12? That's bad, Malcolm?
- 1:25:50Shit that's you spent a lot of time in the math room, didn't
- 1:25:55you Carl? You can do this shit in your.
- 1:25:58Head, I did. I was trying OK, so where does
- 1:26:00four O 8 right? Where's?
- 1:26:02Four O 8 on the right side there 12 you.
- 1:26:08Know what's going on? 4 * 12 is 12.
- 1:26:10This is. This is what?
- 1:26:11The shit I'm talking about though.
- 1:26:12So the ancient Sumerians did this.
- 1:26:14We can't even figure out what this means.
- 1:26:17Imagine what else they did. That's how they built the
- 1:26:20fucking. That's what I mean.
- 1:26:21That's. What I'm saying, dude, that's.
- 1:26:23Not made by aliens. I'm saying.
- 1:26:25I think it was made by ancient civilization that was way before
- 1:26:32them. And I think the ancient Egyptian
- 1:26:34is my theory. The ancient Egyptians found it
- 1:26:36and they just doodled on it. So you think it was like, do you
- 1:26:40think it was like a that's, that's literally where I'm at,
- 1:26:43right? It's gotta be disrespectful at
- 1:26:46some degree. That's where I'm at, right?
- 1:26:47It's gotta be. Do you think it was like an
- 1:26:49actual like flat like pyramid? And then they chipped out the
- 1:26:52chunks to make it look like just blocks?
- 1:26:54I don't use the rest of it to make their houses.
- 1:26:56I think someone actually built that thing.
- 1:26:58I don't know who the Egyptians, No, I don't think it No, I don't
- 1:27:01think it was and a lot of rope, no, the.
- 1:27:03Egyptians with the don't believe it I.
- 1:27:05Don't believe it? Yeah, like, no, that time
- 1:27:08travel, I think that there's like the, you know how they have
- 1:27:13sandstorms all the time. I think there's got to be maybe
- 1:27:16it, it's there's like more to it.
- 1:27:19Bring up the Sphinx. We bring up.
- 1:27:21Bring up the. Sphinx.
- 1:27:21Wait, what was it about the profile?
- 1:27:23What was the Sphinx thing? First of all, there's multiple
- 1:27:25things. First thing is they found
- 1:27:27exactly what you're talking about, layers.
- 1:27:30Yeah, yeah, yeah. We we, we talked.
- 1:27:31About this where the sinks was was underwater at one point
- 1:27:34like. A.
- 1:27:36Long time ago, milk. Look at his head, Look at his
- 1:27:42head. Watch.
- 1:27:44Bring up the head. Bring up the head.
- 1:27:47What did they find, like underneath the pyramids?
- 1:27:49Didn't they find like the? I don't know.
- 1:27:50That's not really confirmed yet. Look at this.
- 1:27:53Look at this. You're telling me that's how
- 1:27:56that's supposed to look? Or do you think someone messed
- 1:27:58with it? Well, it's been.
- 1:27:59Eroded by now dude. They didn't have the technology
- 1:28:02to like make everything proportionate back then.
- 1:28:04You ever see the shit from back? Wait, hold up, stop what you're
- 1:28:07saying right now. Heard all of the pottery they
- 1:28:11find in ancient Egypt is perfectly symmetrical.
- 1:28:14Yeah, if it's. Small you.
- 1:28:15Spin that bitch on a lathe. You didn't have one.
- 1:28:17They were saying what the fuck They didn't.
- 1:28:19They have like wheels in roping they had.
- 1:28:21Bro. They're saying you're only like
- 1:28:23a perfectly symmetrical Yeah, you cannot replicate it today.
- 1:28:28Yeah, you go like you fucking like spin.
- 1:28:30You cannot. Replicate it today, Hell.
- 1:28:32And you're going like. This.
- 1:28:33This is what this lottery? Yes, you cannot replicate how
- 1:28:37perfect it is. I don't know my time might.
- 1:28:39Not watch somebody like some foul we talking about, I don't
- 1:28:43know, but all I know is that scientists cannot replicate it.
- 1:28:46Engineers cannot replicate it with today's technology.
- 1:28:49That's how perfect it is. OK, by I'm going to need the
- 1:28:52links. That's fine.
- 1:28:53But. The head.
- 1:28:54I don't know what you. Mean by that bro, because.
- 1:28:56I'm talking about the. It's perfectly symmetrical.
- 1:28:59Not like I'm, I'm talking like not not like you just hold your
- 1:29:01hand there and you. Yeah, yeah.
- 1:29:03They measure it from every. I mean he can look that up too,
- 1:29:05but it's it might take longer. That head is not the original
- 1:29:09head of that fucking statue. I'm sorry, that was a Jackal
- 1:29:13head or something and then they cut that into it.
- 1:29:16Oh, maybe the Jackal was like bad or something.
- 1:29:19Yeah, 'cause look at, look at the one.
- 1:29:22Yeah, yeah, that one. Yeah, look at that.
- 1:29:24What the fuck is that? It's a really long body.
- 1:29:27Oh, I guess I I guess I do know what you're saying.
- 1:29:31Like it must have fell apart. And they were they unmasked.
- 1:29:35I think they probably found that they found the pyramids and then
- 1:29:37they said, oh, we're Egyptian, cut our head into it.
- 1:29:39There's our king. And then and then they're like,
- 1:29:42oh, doodle some shit on the walls of pyramid too.
- 1:29:44Make it look like we did this shit.
- 1:29:45So what like massive Kingdom do you think was in Egypt?
- 1:29:48I don't know, but I. Think it was. 10 to 20,000 years
- 1:29:51before that. Yeah, I do.
- 1:29:52Because that was when they believed in dogs, not cats.
- 1:29:55Do you think that's what it was? Because you know how like
- 1:29:56Egyptians were like cats, right? Gods.
- 1:29:59Well, there was jackals. There's jackals in in Africa
- 1:30:01too. It's a Jackal.
- 1:30:02It's a Jackal. I think that's what that's
- 1:30:04supposed to be. And then the Egyptians were
- 1:30:06like, no, cats are the gods. Can you look up a Jackal statue
- 1:30:10maybe? I think there's a picture of the
- 1:30:11Sphinx as a Jackal. Isn't that that's the.
- 1:30:17Anubis. Yeah.
- 1:30:18Anubis is is a God of ancient Egypt.
- 1:30:20And that's a. Jackal.
- 1:30:21Anubis. See that looks like the body.
- 1:30:24Yeah. So that would make sense.
- 1:30:26That looks exactly like the body.
- 1:30:27What are we talking about? Yeah, that looks literally like
- 1:30:29it. It made a cat look up the Sorry
- 1:30:32try to do. I'm sorry Malcolm, I'm trying to
- 1:30:34do some research while we're doing this about.
- 1:30:35The about the poverty. See if I'm all right right
- 1:30:38about. That that looks, yeah, that's
- 1:30:40kind of freaky. Now that you like, if I if I
- 1:30:42take my hand right now and cover the front of that nose or
- 1:30:45whatever. Now there's another story too.
- 1:30:47They could have built that Jackal at 4000 BC and then it
- 1:30:52fell apart by 2000 BC and then they put a King's head on it.
- 1:30:55You know what I mean? Like they.
- 1:30:56Could have still did that. I just personally don't think
- 1:30:58they built the pyramids. I really don't.
- 1:31:00I think they were there before that.
- 1:31:02They're too insane, dude. Somebody, I think somebody built
- 1:31:05them. Did you ever see?
- 1:31:06So that's where we're going, like with the with the Sphinx
- 1:31:09shit. Click that first one that
- 1:31:10Reddit. Sorry, no, no, no.
- 1:31:11You ever see like the comparison to the US Grand Canyon stuff
- 1:31:14though? No.
- 1:31:16What it's like there might have been sphinxes really, I think.
- 1:31:20It's no, I haven't. Might have been.
- 1:31:22That now that I would bring this fucking.
- 1:31:24Or see this crate&barrel to make Malcolm work.
- 1:31:27OK, this is kind of what I was talking about, but not exactly
- 1:31:31design. Using a math equation shows
- 1:31:32level of precision down to the micrometer.
- 1:31:34I mean, yeah, you you can't really.
- 1:31:37Oh, this. Yeah, this is what they're
- 1:31:38talking about. OK, my bad.
- 1:31:39You see the handles on the edge? You can't really do that on a.
- 1:31:42What are you calling it, A lay A?
- 1:31:44Lay. Oh, and.
- 1:31:45Then you're saying, yeah, like this one of these Yeah, fucking
- 1:31:48what are. We doing, but it's it's really
- 1:31:49not that hard though. You just think of like a piece
- 1:31:51of string. No, no, no, no.
- 1:31:52And then you pick the the middle and then you make a little
- 1:31:54freaking handle. But he yeah, I like that idea.
- 1:31:56But Frankie's saying how the even the handles are symmetrical
- 1:32:01and shit. What James is saying is put the
- 1:32:03string like under it, find the middle point and then carry it
- 1:32:08up but. Yeah, that's simple math bro
- 1:32:11we're talking about. Gigantic.
- 1:32:12Triangles out of rocks. I think that they can do that
- 1:32:16shit everything. You think about is simple math
- 1:32:19if you think about hard enough. 30 tacos.
- 1:32:22Divided. By. 2:15.
- 1:32:24The strongest argument for the Egyptians building it, the
- 1:32:27strongest argument for them building the pyramids, to me is
- 1:32:30them finding shit like this in the dirt where the people where
- 1:32:34the kings were buried in shit. Because then that means they
- 1:32:37probably made these. And if they made these, then
- 1:32:40maybe they were able to make some fucking structure like
- 1:32:42that. But I don't, I don't fucking
- 1:32:43know. This shit, this shit drives me.
- 1:32:46They just had like crazy skid loaders and like.
- 1:32:48Things makes no sense. Dude, do you know how long it
- 1:32:52would take a crane operator And A and A and and the Front St.
- 1:32:58drift team? Including.
- 1:33:00Alex Yeah. Does this include Jimmy 'cause
- 1:33:04this is like we give a timeline. Jimmy would be the.
- 1:33:06Engineering forefront. Alex would be operator.
- 1:33:09Tom would, Oh, I don't know what Tom does.
- 1:33:11Stick Weld stuff, yeah. But they didn't have batteries
- 1:33:13back then. Those boys could do that shit
- 1:33:17with their hands. They could.
- 1:33:19They they got it. Just rubbing them together, like
- 1:33:20yeah. Just dude, I don't know man.
- 1:33:24I keep you up at night. That shit keeps me up at.
- 1:33:25Night. No.
- 1:33:26I lay down in the bed and I'm fucking out.
- 1:33:28I used to be that way too, but then all of a sudden I started
- 1:33:30really getting into these pyramids.
- 1:33:33I watch literally anything but that.
- 1:33:36We, this is like the one time I talked to it, which is great
- 1:33:38because I feel like it gives everybody else like a pretty
- 1:33:40high level of what it is that we're talking about because I
- 1:33:44have no idea what the hell it is we just talked about.
- 1:33:47Did you know Cleopatra lived closer to the invention of the
- 1:33:52iPhone than the creation of the Pyramid of Giza?
- 1:33:55That's pretty crazy. She was the last ruler of
- 1:33:59ancient Egypt before what the Romans are issued.
- 1:34:01Would she have like a iPhone 3G? The first one.
- 1:34:05Oh, the the first one 5051 so. She lived closer to the
- 1:34:09invention of that than she did to the the the so-called the
- 1:34:14so-called construction of the pyramid.
- 1:34:17What they got drifting over there, dude?
- 1:34:20I would go to ancient Egypt in a heartbeat.
- 1:34:22Only if we could do anything. Something minorly carved like.
- 1:34:25Ancient Egypt, Egypt and and view and go to the pyramids.
- 1:34:27But The thing is like you can get fucking robbed, killed,
- 1:34:29murdered, everything sent to prison.
- 1:34:31I watch. That too.
- 1:34:32I'll just watch a, I'll watch a video about it, I mean.
- 1:34:34Detroit. That's what I watch of that's
- 1:34:36what I watch a lot on YouTube is like fucking solo travel
- 1:34:40vlogger. That's it.
- 1:34:42And I will literally like hour long video like Brandon.
- 1:34:45Yeah, dude, someone flew out of a plane and glided onto the
- 1:34:49pyramid. I was like, you're out of your
- 1:34:50fucking mind. Why?
- 1:34:51What would happen and what happened?
- 1:34:53What happened? He probably got arrested.
- 1:34:55Well, didn't find anything. They're just watching him like.
- 1:35:01And they just walk over. And arrest him and put him in
- 1:35:03jail and. Now you got to try to figure
- 1:35:04out. How to get out in a?
- 1:35:05Country, you know speak the language.
- 1:35:06I'd be scared that I'd land and like the top would like go and
- 1:35:10then the. Whole thing.
- 1:35:10Would transform into something. I mean, people have, people have
- 1:35:13climbed them and like people have climbed.
- 1:35:15Them illegally in the morning, like sun's about to rise and
- 1:35:19they just go out. And I'm like.
- 1:35:20Yo, you got a fucking death wish.
- 1:35:22I'm not trying to be locked up in another country's prison
- 1:35:25dude. What do they what do they speak
- 1:35:26in Egypt? Is it like Egyptian?
- 1:35:28A language I don't think I've ever I I know I think ancient
- 1:35:33Egyptian is a language they I don't speak and like probably
- 1:35:37speak. I could look it up right here
- 1:35:39because what are they? I was about mostly trying to use
- 1:35:41to probably. Speak some sort of like Arabic.
- 1:35:43Or something. Yeah.
- 1:35:43Probably what do they speak in you know, I they probably speak
- 1:35:46fucking English. A lot of Egyptian The official
- 1:35:50language of Egypt is. Arabic, but most.
- 1:35:52Egyptians speak one of several vernacular dialects of that
- 1:35:55language, so it's probably Yeah, Arabic, but you can't even.
- 1:36:01It. Doesn't even work except for
- 1:36:02like, hello and where's the bathroom?
- 1:36:04Yeah, you know. What I mean I I am AUS citizen
- 1:36:07we don't care. No, but that's what I watch.
- 1:36:09Is like just travel videos and there's.
- 1:36:12I don't watch like where they go to Egypt.
- 1:36:14Maybe I'll look for one now. But like the North Korea one, I
- 1:36:17watched what? That one.
- 1:36:17That's what Malcolm watches. Yeah, I watched that one and
- 1:36:20then like this other guy. I watched.
- 1:36:22Recently, just like always just visits all the gangs like I
- 1:36:25don't know why that brand has got and then the other guy wait
- 1:36:27wait wait you don't watch a guy that runs like Channel 5 news or
- 1:36:31some shit I. Don't know.
- 1:36:32I don't. Click that one, it looks all
- 1:36:33bro. His shit is pretty sick.
- 1:36:34It does OK. I'll check that out, man.
- 1:36:36Yeah, dude, he. But he fucking got.
- 1:36:38He tried to hop the border and got arrested and.
- 1:36:41Put in a fucking US prison. He he, he wanted to like, see
- 1:36:45the coyotes. And everything they do and he's
- 1:36:47like. He's like, and he's like showing
- 1:36:49them like, oh, we're going to, we're going to do, I saw this
- 1:36:51shit on some podcast and and he's like, OK, we're going to go
- 1:36:55now. He's like, wait, what?
- 1:36:56What he's like, he's like we're. Going now and he's like.
- 1:37:00OK. And he just doesn't want to say.
- 1:37:01No, because he's like in Mexico and he's like, I guess I'm going
- 1:37:03to do this. And then they swim across the
- 1:37:05fucking border. And they get arrested Right on.
- 1:37:09The other side and then the coyotes run back or they run
- 1:37:11back over the river. They jump into the water and
- 1:37:13fucking get away. It's like coyotes like the
- 1:37:15animals. No, these are that's what they
- 1:37:17call people that help you get out of Mexico.
- 1:37:18OK, OK, yeah, but you pay them and then they help you get going
- 1:37:22on. Dude, That's that's yeah, those.
- 1:37:26Are the videos that I. Watch and like, I don't know
- 1:37:29what it is about it. You would like this guy.
- 1:37:31I'm I'm. Going to go check that out.
- 1:37:32But the one that I. Watched recently was.
- 1:37:35Like about Pennsylvania, this guy just, like goes out in the
- 1:37:37middle of Pennsylvania, like far, like rural Pennsylvania.
- 1:37:41You know, when you're driving through PA where you live.
- 1:37:43No, no, no, no, no. I'm talking like when you're
- 1:37:46driving and it's Peter Santaniello, the bald guy.
- 1:37:49Yeah. Yeah.
- 1:37:50See Malcolm, see all of them. That's crazy.
- 1:37:53And he's, he always goes. We spoke to a local that shit.
- 1:37:56Pisses me off later like who else are you talking to?
- 1:37:59You don't have to tell me it's a local.
- 1:38:01I heard this from a local. OK, I believe you.
- 1:38:05But it just, I don't know, it gives you like an insight on
- 1:38:09that stuff. Because when you're.
- 1:38:10Driving through those towns and it's been too long and you've
- 1:38:12been in Pennsylvania. You know what I mean?
- 1:38:14Like if you're going to 5 minutes, it's a long state.
- 1:38:16No, no, no. Like when you're when you're
- 1:38:18going to Midpont Well. The second you go over the.
- 1:38:20Border. It's been too long.
- 1:38:21Like when you're driving through Ohio.
- 1:38:23Or like going to final bout? Like that PA drive is just like
- 1:38:27like 7 hours east to West Pennsylvania we know.
- 1:38:30Bro ever we know. Imagine that you gotta go.
- 1:38:34Imagine that 6th hour through PA.
- 1:38:36And you just make a. Left and take the exit and.
- 1:38:38Just look around. I'm good.
- 1:38:39It's probably freaky as hell, Yeah, real freaky, yeah.
- 1:38:41But the people are probably really nice.
- 1:38:44Yeah, you wouldn't. Know is that a fucking?
- 1:38:45Mustang I had one that you wouldn't know every time the.
- 1:38:48Times that people have like. Talked to.
- 1:38:51Me and stopped and. Like we've had a conversation
- 1:38:54about. My car in the middle.
- 1:38:55Of bum fuck where you think that you would have a bad
- 1:38:57interaction. I've had nothing but fantastic
- 1:38:59interactions bro. Like look, no offense to James.
- 1:39:03No, I'll take it. I don't stop.
- 1:39:05In Pai wouldn't either. I just don't stop in Pai.
- 1:39:08Don't mind bro. Kill me on site Ohio.
- 1:39:10I'll fucking stop. No fucking.
- 1:39:12Illinois. I'll fucking stop Ohio's.
- 1:39:13Got better rest stops. That's it.
- 1:39:16Oh, the Oasis. Is Oasis side Oasis side?
- 1:39:19Like Ohio. I mean like, I don't have a
- 1:39:22choice. I'm stopping in PA obviously.
- 1:39:24I gotta get gas 7 times before I get out of state.
- 1:39:25Wait till you get out of Pennsylvania to Ohio.
- 1:39:28It's like $0.30 cheaper for more reasons, but that's it.
- 1:39:33Don't they just wait there? Let me just wait until I get to
- 1:39:36Ohio. It just seems like like haven't,
- 1:39:37haven't. You heard what the?
- 1:39:38Kids say now like these days it's like, oh.
- 1:39:40That shit's so. Scibbity, you fucking bullshit.
- 1:39:43You know what I mean? Scibbity.
- 1:39:44Yeah. Ohio is like term for whack.
- 1:39:46Really. Yeah.
- 1:39:48That makes sense. Is he?
- 1:39:49That's what my son says. Ojio.
- 1:39:51Ojio. How old?
- 1:39:52Is your son. 10. Damn, is he still?
- 1:39:54Doing YouTube, I think I got to end another.
- 1:39:57Video. Video for him he's got I think.
- 1:39:59He's got one made. All right.
- 1:40:00Good. So he makes them, you edit them?
- 1:40:02Yeah. Nice.
- 1:40:03Are you not subbed to the channel?
- 1:40:04You're not subbed? I don't watch anything.
- 1:40:06I'm subscribed to the. Channel I barely watch.
- 1:40:08Fucking stranger. Things.
- 1:40:10I'll try to comment. Unless you got ancient Egypt
- 1:40:12shit, I don't. Know if I could watch it maybe?
- 1:40:13Fuck it, it was. Bionicles For a little while, it
- 1:40:16was. It was.
- 1:40:17I was like, sweet Bionicles are still around.
- 1:40:20They're on my son's room. Wow, it's cool.
- 1:40:24Like half of them are mine from, you know, 20.
- 1:40:26Five years ago. Yeah, no.
- 1:40:28Fucking way. They came in the plastic case
- 1:40:30too, yeah. I miss when.
- 1:40:32Things were would come in tubes like that and.
- 1:40:34That's just like like a cardboard.
- 1:40:36Box you throw away, you got like a hard plastic, yeah.
- 1:40:38Like a little and and like it was like a lid.
- 1:40:40Like like Doritos 3. D when they came in a little
- 1:40:43thermos. Great fucking snack.
- 1:40:45Just micro plastics though I guess.
- 1:40:46I don't give a fuck. There was nothing micro about
- 1:40:48those plastics. Back then, they were big.
- 1:40:50Plastics and we're fine. Normal plastics.
- 1:40:53You think you got enough plastic in your brain that could build a
- 1:40:55credit card? I think so.
- 1:40:58How much you got on that bitch? Not a lot, it's low limit.
- 1:41:02I think so dude. I.
- 1:41:03Feel like. I the other.
- 1:41:05Day this occurred to me because. Do you remember how I I like
- 1:41:08gummy candy? I'm trying not to relapse.
- 1:41:09I relapsed the other day. Fair enough.
- 1:41:11I had a bag of candy in front of me and as I'm eating it there's
- 1:41:14something occurred to me that I was like what the like a a
- 1:41:19second Like he just said what the fuck is this halfway through
- 1:41:23like me eating? Some candy or whatever I.
- 1:41:25Stopped and thought and this has never happened before, ever.
- 1:41:30I stopped to. Go.
- 1:41:32What is this actually made out of and like?
- 1:41:36Am I actually? Hurting myself by doing this.
- 1:41:39And then I just proceeded to demo the rest of the bag.
- 1:41:42Oh yeah. Oh, yeah.
- 1:41:43Great. And it was it was on sale at
- 1:41:45Walgreens too. I was like, I'm losing money.
- 1:41:46Not you think it's animal based. I think it's gelatin.
- 1:41:49It's like bone marrow and. Shit.
- 1:41:51Yeah. So it is like animal.
- 1:41:52It's gelatin. Yeah, that's why.
- 1:41:53I'm mad strong, bro. Come on.
- 1:41:56Yeah. Are you are you fucking ripped
- 1:41:58or what? You hit.
- 1:41:58The gym, I do be going to the gym.
- 1:42:00Is that like your your pre workout you just like?
- 1:42:02Smash a bag of gummies, believe it or not.
- 1:42:05I think there's something, I don't remember who.
- 1:42:07Told me you had hit that shit before you.
- 1:42:09Honestly, it's like Miyagi. Maybe the fucking rhinos I'm.
- 1:42:12Not fucking doing the smelling. Salt smelling salt I do take.
- 1:42:15A rhino before I work out every day, actually.
- 1:42:17That's that's a thing though, right?
- 1:42:18Yeah. Just running with completely
- 1:42:20doesn't. Miagi take like Viagra.
- 1:42:22Or something like that. No you're not.
- 1:42:25Swear to God, don't. People do.
- 1:42:26Purely. Joking.
- 1:42:27It's TRT No no, no, I'm not talking what the hell is that
- 1:42:30I'm talking about fucking Viagra.
- 1:42:31Oh I don't know. I'm.
- 1:42:32Telling you bro, no, no, no no. No, you are so weird.
- 1:42:36I'm purely kidding. I'm purely kidding about the
- 1:42:39rhino thing. Hopefully you're kidding.
- 1:42:40About the Viagra thing, I don't think I am but but me, I can
- 1:42:44just be. Fucking safe.
- 1:42:45He ain't gonna do this. The gummy candy thing I.
- 1:42:49Think it's because the. Sugar is like so immediate that
- 1:42:54it does something for you. I honestly forget what it is.
- 1:42:56Same thing why people eat Rice Krispie treats or whatever.
- 1:42:59Oh, that's shit. I like it.
- 1:43:00I eat them because I like them. Yeah, nobody actually.
- 1:43:02Want to do things? For a little while I I bought
- 1:43:05that. Big box.
- 1:43:06And I would eat. One like as like for lunch and
- 1:43:10then I did the same shit. I'll just have a second one in
- 1:43:13there for. When I go to the gym and I'll
- 1:43:14eat it before the. Gym.
- 1:43:15Because somebody told me that it was good for you.
- 1:43:17I don't fucking feel like goddamn thing.
- 1:43:19I remember I was eating those, though.
- 1:43:20I'm like, oh, it's like a good breakfast.
- 1:43:21I'm like, that's not breakfast. Breakfast.
- 1:43:23No. Have you ever looked at the
- 1:43:25sugar? I eat it like with.
- 1:43:26Lunch. Yeah, I stopped that little
- 1:43:28snack. Do that.
- 1:43:29God damn, was that a sidekick? Is that me?
- 1:43:30My bad. Fuck dude, that shit.
- 1:43:34Sounded like a sidekick. But that shit on.
- 1:43:36Silent. That's not a side.
- 1:43:38Imagine you whipped out a. Sidekick bro, that's the sound
- 1:43:43of the. Sidekick when?
- 1:43:44You flick it, That's the Motorola, right?
- 1:43:45Or what noise? Is that no Samsung?
- 1:43:47Is that a fucking? Like stock noise if you can you
- 1:43:51is that something you could look up?
- 1:43:52Can you look up that sound? Like a sidekick opening sound,
- 1:43:55it made a. Sound.
- 1:43:57And it was. Like a.
- 1:43:57Freak. Like that's a Samsung noise or a
- 1:44:00Motorola noise. That was that sound.
- 1:44:02Though did Samsung like buy Motorola?
- 1:44:05I thought the sidekick. Was made by Sharp.
- 1:44:07It doesn't all matter. Anyway, because we're not
- 1:44:08getting. Any of that shit anymore?
- 1:44:09That's true. Dude, that was a great sound.
- 1:44:11It was we're going to be talking on rocks.
- 1:44:13You would. You would open it and.
- 1:44:14It would be like I. Don't know, it was like a
- 1:44:16samurai. Sword sound?
- 1:44:18No, I can't find that. The thing is.
- 1:44:24Carl, here's the thing it. Didn't make an A.
- 1:44:27Noise it just the mechanical No, no, it there was an option to.
- 1:44:32Have it make a noise. OK.
- 1:44:35I had a lot of the side. I had a lot of the side I can't
- 1:44:38see. No, I.
- 1:44:38Had one of those LG shines, you know.
- 1:44:41It's just like a it wasn't a flip.
- 1:44:43It was just like a slide thing. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:44:46The chocolate dude. I love that mom.
- 1:44:48Was black back in the day when you actually all had different?
- 1:44:50Phones. That shit was sick.
- 1:44:51Now we all have like this one of the three phones.
- 1:44:54Yeah, no, that's not like an iPhone or you got a Galaxy.
- 1:44:58Or. You're poor.
- 1:45:00Yeah. You're real poor.
- 1:45:02Yeah. I feel like I I we talked about
- 1:45:03this. Before, but we.
- 1:45:05That going through the. Phones you were able to, just
- 1:45:07like flip flop phones. It was kind of sick, yeah, and
- 1:45:10like I missed the Nokia phone era by a little bit, but I had
- 1:45:13one and like I would buy different plates for it and
- 1:45:16shit. Like I had this envy's, I had
- 1:45:18MV1MV2 MV. Three, that was where I stopped
- 1:45:22envy 1 would survive a nuclear storm, I think I still haven't
- 1:45:25dude, I. Watched that phone get run over
- 1:45:27by a car. I watched it get thrown.
- 1:45:30The Envy was the best 'cause it had a keyboard.
- 1:45:32The first one that I'm talking like.
- 1:45:34The throne and it was fine. Yeah, I did a lot of shit to
- 1:45:37that. Was that like the Sideways 1?
- 1:45:39No, it just, it looked like a normal phone and then it flipped
- 1:45:43open and there was a keyboard. Yeah, dude, that was a hell of a
- 1:45:47fucking and I got that. Somewhat early.
- 1:45:49I got that when I was. In high school, so that means I
- 1:45:51was. Only like T9 texting for maybe
- 1:45:53like. 2. Years.
- 1:45:56Just just Frankie hitting like one of these.
- 1:45:58I'll fucking. I remember.
- 1:46:01Doing it, I remembered it. The T9.
- 1:46:05Text. It was way better when you had
- 1:46:07to do that. Because was it better?
- 1:46:08Yeah, because then you would never.
- 1:46:09Do it. And you would just call people.
- 1:46:12That's true because it was actually.
- 1:46:13Harder I could. Text I was not AT nine person I
- 1:46:16just. Texted normal.
- 1:46:19Wait so when you first got like a phone I thought texting you
- 1:46:21had? A full keyboard?
- 1:46:22No. It was like like if I wanted if
- 1:46:24I wanted to type my. Like you hit the button three
- 1:46:28times. Yeah, it would be like a fucking
- 1:46:30that's. What T9 is T9?
- 1:46:32No. No, no, that's T9 is when it
- 1:46:34would. Automatically fill.
- 1:46:36And guess. Oh, that's not what I'm talking
- 1:46:37about. Is that what there was?
- 1:46:39Yeah, normal. ABC like texting was like to
- 1:46:42type my. Name would be.
- 1:46:43Like 5-5, yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
- 1:46:46And then like 7. That was just.
- 1:46:50Called T9. No, T9 was when it would like it
- 1:46:52was like the autocorrect of yeah, yeah, it was like.
- 1:46:56Autofill or whatever. Yeah, that.
- 1:46:58Shit sucks. I never understood how to do
- 1:47:00that. I still turn that that's the
- 1:47:01first. Thing I turn off when I get an.
- 1:47:02IPhone is the autocorrect. It's never worked.
- 1:47:05Yeah, I don't have that on y'all.
- 1:47:07All iPhones, yeah. Yeah, OK, yeah.
- 1:47:12Dude, they. They basically gave me this
- 1:47:15thing at that T-Mobile. Store.
- 1:47:17Yeah, you think until you find out you're paying for it every
- 1:47:19month. I do pay for it every month but
- 1:47:20I was already. Paying they just tricked
- 1:47:22everyone about 10 years ago they.
- 1:47:23Tricked everyone? No, but they took my busted ass
- 1:47:25phone. Before and I did not really have
- 1:47:27to pay. Extra for it.
- 1:47:28Look I bought this fucking on eBay for 400 bucks or some shit
- 1:47:31and I pay 70. Dollars a month for my phone.
- 1:47:33That's perfect. Yeah, I'm not paying that
- 1:47:35bullshit, dude. I'm not doing it.
- 1:47:36It's like $150.00 a month. What?
- 1:47:38Fuck are you talking about? It's like 50 and I paid.
- 1:47:41If you got a family plan or something.
- 1:47:42Yeah, I do. Have a family?
- 1:47:43Yeah, I pay way too much. But all of that is like a
- 1:47:45business. Write off so it's cool.
- 1:47:47Yeah, nice, nice, nice, nice. I don't know for 70.
- 1:47:51Bucks, how is the business? James is everything.
- 1:47:53Good with with LSP, Yeah, yeah. Sometimes we don't know how
- 1:47:56working, you know, business yo the wing.
- 1:47:58Survived by the way. She's good.
- 1:48:00She's. Good.
- 1:48:00It looked good. She's.
- 1:48:01Good it survived bro. People loved it.
- 1:48:04At Mid Pond. And it was cool.
- 1:48:06But when we when we hit the wall and shit or whatever, the bad.
- 1:48:09Not good. Yeah, not good.
- 1:48:11But we're gonna see that car tomorrow.
- 1:48:12I can't wait. Dude, it's so.
- 1:48:14Bad dude I I. Cannot wait.
- 1:48:16I think it's actually. Pretty bad.
- 1:48:18I wanna put it on the rack and. It's either gonna be totally.
- 1:48:20Fine. Or it's gonna be like.
- 1:48:21Fucked. And I'm gonna be like, I'm
- 1:48:23scared that it's like one of these situations like.
- 1:48:27Let's say you this is the front of the car and here's the rear.
- 1:48:28I'm scared. It's like this.
- 1:48:31Oh, that's not that bad. Like it shifted over.
- 1:48:34What do you mean it's? Not that bad.
- 1:48:36I used. To drive this car to work all
- 1:48:37the time yeah, but that car was T boned when he bought it so.
- 1:48:40That's wasn't whatever. That's why, yeah, that's never
- 1:48:43known. That's why I did not.
- 1:48:45Mind. Too much.
- 1:48:46Maybe it pushed it. Back into place.
- 1:48:48I'm scared that it snapped the car.
- 1:48:50In half no the the 1st. Like boosh, I'm like, that's it.
- 1:48:54This thing is fucking broken, like, but you know what, Tom?
- 1:48:59Said the other day, who was I on the?
- 1:49:00Phone with Tom's the one to talk to.
- 1:49:02It was Tom. He was like, now you got or he
- 1:49:04was he? Said something like.
- 1:49:07That's what you get for talking shit or whatever now you're
- 1:49:09doing. What I used to do.
- 1:49:10Or something. And I'm like, oh great, that
- 1:49:12makes me feel so good. And then he's like, I'm so glad
- 1:49:15you're finally good at drifting. And I'm like.
- 1:49:17Aw. Thanks, Tom.
- 1:49:18Why is that? Like.
- 1:49:19And he's like, and I said, is it because I crashed?
- 1:49:23Yeah, right. He's like, oh, Carl finally
- 1:49:25crashes. Shit, he must be good.
- 1:49:27Tom just put a shit in the ditch.
- 1:49:29This. I feel like it's because.
- 1:49:30I was so horrible. And it was like driver error
- 1:49:32that I put my shit. In the ditch you were not that
- 1:49:35drifting ever now, right now, I feel.
- 1:49:37Floppy and like sloppy like my. Hands are all over the place and
- 1:49:41like, I'm not as comfortable as I was.
- 1:49:42I don't know what's up. What did he do to his car
- 1:49:45though? That shit was not.
- 1:49:46Yeah, I saw a. Video he was like.
- 1:49:48Behind him, and he was. Following Stone back yeah, so I
- 1:49:52just saw Tom in the background of a video like crawling up a.
- 1:49:55Up a hill. He fucking like had the car
- 1:49:58legitimately. Like this like and then he drove
- 1:50:01out of it, right, because he's like monster trucks that.
- 1:50:03I don't and then Brian. Hops shit was like his bumper
- 1:50:06was like down in the woods or. Something.
- 1:50:07I don't know. I saw something.
- 1:50:09Stonebag shit was down in the woods.
- 1:50:10You got to go to one of those. Yeah, that shit is so crazy.
- 1:50:14It. Sounds like you just got to go
- 1:50:15anywhere. Right.
- 1:50:16No, you would actually hate the Appalachia events.
- 1:50:19I went to your. Event the fucking that's true.
- 1:50:20That's kind of weird. This shit wasn't my event that.
- 1:50:22Was a haze event. Well, you were there.
- 1:50:24I was just there. The twins.
- 1:50:25True. That was the last thing you went
- 1:50:27to. Yeah.
- 1:50:27Cuz Damien wasn't really. Well.
- 1:50:28Damien was judging, right? Yeah, he was helping.
- 1:50:30Out, yeah, but it just kind of like it wasn't.
- 1:50:32But he's in his voice. Yeah, but just go to final bout,
- 1:50:35dude. It's only a three hour going to
- 1:50:37final. Bout we'll go to the like.
- 1:50:39Pre final battle yeah SSE dude, I'm tired of fucking sometimes I
- 1:50:43sometimes I. Will be we go to all this shit,
- 1:50:45Carl? We just didn't go to this one.
- 1:50:46I'll just be. You're not alone.
- 1:50:49Somebody I would I. Would be.
- 1:50:51I would be. No, no, like some Carl, I forgot
- 1:50:54what event I was at. I forgot what event I was at.
- 1:51:00But I was literally just chilling.
- 1:51:01I'm like it would be real. Sick if my friends were real.
- 1:51:03I'm pretty sure you're talking about final bout two years ago
- 1:51:05and we were there, but we were at the.
- 1:51:06Booth And you were like, you all ain't watching with me.
- 1:51:09No, no, no, no. Like that was that was not it.
- 1:51:12That was not it. I don't know.
- 1:51:14We need to take more trips, man. What the fuck?
- 1:51:17It's it's almost time for that. No, it's not.
- 1:51:20Your car is. Literally Oh no, my car or
- 1:51:22whatever. But I'm saying.
- 1:51:22Trip time, yeah, but you? You're going to where are we
- 1:51:26going to go? Like fucking final.
- 1:51:27Ballot you you're not even driving that we could.
- 1:51:29I definitely want to go to that super D event.
- 1:51:31Either way, it's it's super fun if you get to.
- 1:51:33Like drive even if your friend. If if your friends are driving,
- 1:51:36then it's like the closest thing you can get to driving.
- 1:51:39Yeah, 'cause then maybe somebody throw you keys.
- 1:51:41It happens pretty. Often.
- 1:51:43That's not that fun to me either though.
- 1:51:44To me, driving other people's cars, stuff like that.
- 1:51:46I. Break.
- 1:51:47Them every time more. Stressful.
- 1:51:48Yeah, that's not more stressful. Like I don't give if you give me
- 1:51:51your keys, just no, I'm fucking your shit up and and I'm not
- 1:51:55going to care because you gave. Me your keys so.
- 1:51:56Like if you're cool with that then fine, but because it
- 1:51:59happens every time it does. Except I drove your car and it
- 1:52:03didn't break. I I let Ethan.
- 1:52:04Drive my car at. Mid pond and he drove the.
- 1:52:07Ever living piss out of it yeah yeah.
- 1:52:09Didn't you say he drove it better than he drove it?
- 1:52:11better than I drove it? Yeah, Yeah, he's.
- 1:52:12Curious, he took like a like a. Sick line.
- 1:52:15And I was like, am I going to do that?
- 1:52:19Nah, I was actually. Pretty impressed by.
- 1:52:21How well he. Drove that car.
- 1:52:23Like just getting. In it I was saying something
- 1:52:25about it feels like ass right now.
- 1:52:27I don't know what it is. You don't have any idea.
- 1:52:29It needs an alignment. No, no, no, no, no before.
- 1:52:32That before that I was just getting left.
- 1:52:35It's not fast enough. You have no grip.
- 1:52:36Probably not. No grip, but.
- 1:52:38I think everyone around me just. Speed off Like what?
- 1:52:42That's probably grip, dude. It's probably the grip.
- 1:52:45Aren't you on like 2? 15.
- 1:52:47No, I do. 2:30. 5235 you feel like people are just pulling
- 1:52:50away from you. Only on corner exit.
- 1:52:52Yeah, that is what it. Is you just got how much camera
- 1:52:55is in the back 1°? OK.
- 1:52:58And what size tires 235? 235, yeah.
- 1:53:01I mean, that's how my car felt. But now we have.
- 1:53:04I need to get like toe. Arms.
- 1:53:06Because then I want to. Dial up for the toe maybe and
- 1:53:08then like I have those caster arms and dude when I had 1°
- 1:53:11camera and 2:35 it felt like everyone was could just run.
- 1:53:14Away from me and there was nothing I could do.
- 1:53:15I had fucking 12 PSI in the tires like it didn't matter but
- 1:53:19it. But if I had like Valenos or
- 1:53:20some shit it might help a little bit.
- 1:53:21I have. When I put the Valenos on, yeah,
- 1:53:24it was sick, but I know I'm still like.
- 1:53:26I don't know, I feel like the IS is missing a little something
- 1:53:29and I don't know what it is. I think I'm going to switch up
- 1:53:31the front suspension like the knuckles.
- 1:53:33I don't know what I'm going to run yet, but what are you
- 1:53:35running back she's? Like, hey, I didn't look at that
- 1:53:40215 Jesus. 205. No, I got a bunch of. 235.
- 1:53:45Oh, so the same shit. Yeah, everyone.
- 1:53:47Runs the same if the car is low and everything.
- 1:53:49I mean, I the last thing I had was a 2:45.
- 1:53:52I was like trying to see how big I could fit in the back.
- 1:53:55Was it like a 40 series? Yeah, OK, but.
- 1:53:58And that worked, but what'd you run up front, 21540?
- 1:54:02Yeah, I I want to run a 235, but I can't fit it.
- 1:54:06Yeah, you don't need to. Yeah, your tire is literally
- 1:54:09touching. Like that much?
- 1:54:11Yeah. It was more so just like an OCD
- 1:54:14thing like 2:15 and then. Two 45255 whatever.
- 1:54:17But but yeah, I don't it doesn't really matter.
- 1:54:19Front tires don't. Really matter that.
- 1:54:20Much Honestly in my opinion they keep telling me I have a a 21540
- 1:54:24up front right now but if I finish this wheel set up for
- 1:54:28this weekend I'll dude go back to a 22535.
- 1:54:31I'm pretty sure one of the first like FD events ever.
- 1:54:35Tanner Foust ran like 2 fifteens in the.
- 1:54:36Front for like for like. Five years or something and it
- 1:54:39was a pro car. So like, I don't know, it just
- 1:54:42depends on how the car's set up, I guess.
- 1:54:44I don't I had the best feeling the.
- 1:54:47The IS felt the best. Oh, I wonder if that was it.
- 1:54:52Maybe. The IS felt.
- 1:54:54Really good when I went. To Shenandoah with everybody
- 1:54:56like we do every year, but I had a really, really sticky tire up
- 1:55:02front like a really sticky one. It was a Advan 80 Oh AR that I
- 1:55:07got from Ken and and that felt really good.
- 1:55:11But the problem is is when you run those sticky tires, they
- 1:55:14just fall apart if depending on the tire, yeah, like kind of
- 1:55:18belts a bit. We're flying off, like for me.
- 1:55:20Trying I mean if the. Alignment is perfectly.
- 1:55:22Dialed before you go to the track, then it'll probably be
- 1:55:24OK. But if your shit is off only by
- 1:55:25a little bit, like you're leaving strips, yeah, if your
- 1:55:28toe is off, they're going to wear down fast.
- 1:55:30Well, no. Like when it was sideways.
- 1:55:34Like and rubbing. On shit it's.
- 1:55:35Like when I hit the brake because I kind of.
- 1:55:38Like pitch it and. I'll like.
- 1:55:39If I need to, I'll tap the brake to get it to like drag further
- 1:55:44back, I guess. I don't fucking know.
- 1:55:46Yeah. And they're and they're soft.
- 1:55:47And then like when I do that, sometimes the front brake or.
- 1:55:49The front wheel will lock and the.
- 1:55:51Front right one, like a chunk of it.
- 1:55:53I just saw it like that's crazy. It was crazy.
- 1:55:56But yeah, those sticky tires, I don't think they really.
- 1:55:58At. Least add van or I feel like
- 1:56:00you'd get that with like a more, I don't know, sticky type of Rd.
- 1:56:06racing tire, you know what I mean?
- 1:56:08Does that thing Felt sick with those.
- 1:56:10I know Falcon and Zenus always fell apart no matter what I did.
- 1:56:13What see so maybe? That was the opposite for me.
- 1:56:16I had Falcon and Zenus. For forever.
- 1:56:18Yeah, Chris likes them too. Yeah.
- 1:56:19But then we had Alexi's car in here the other day.
- 1:56:21And fucking tires are falling apart.
- 1:56:23He's like put these on two days 2 events ago.
- 1:56:25I'm like well you're beat kid, you're beat.
- 1:56:29I don't think I. Ever ran that?
- 1:56:31I was that I was looking at the what is advan flevas?
- 1:56:35That's what Flava flava flava. Oh no.
- 1:56:38That's why he you would run in the back.
- 1:56:40Who me? Yeah, no that fan.
- 1:56:44You ran? Oh.
- 1:56:44No Yokohama S Drive. Is your shit in the OH?
- 1:56:47Yeah, we used to run Yokohama S drives in the front all the
- 1:56:50time, front tires. No, they weren't that expensive.
- 1:56:52No, they were like cheap. They were like cheap.
- 1:56:55Very expensive, decent tires. Guess I was just poor.
- 1:56:58No. Then I put.
- 1:56:59Dunlop Derezza on it and the motor blew.
- 1:57:01I was like fuck Derezza. Cool too.
- 1:57:03I fucked with Derezza. Yeah, I was going to try them
- 1:57:05out. But.
- 1:57:09And the two. 40 fives on the back too.
- 1:57:11I put the duress in the front 2. 45 in the back I.
- 1:57:13Was like, let's try this out. And then like I, I don't know
- 1:57:15dude. First of all, I don't notice
- 1:57:17shit when you when you change it.
- 1:57:18On the car like I don't notice anything.
- 1:57:19What are you talking about? I never noticed shit on my car.
- 1:57:22Like I noticed it. I still don't know how to drive.
- 1:57:24Yeah, I feel the same way. Like I'm just like, I don't
- 1:57:27know. And the my car's my car wasn't
- 1:57:29that. Low.
- 1:57:29Your car's fucking slammed that low.
- 1:57:31Like that car shouldn't even work, but they'll make it work.
- 1:57:35But you make it work. You have to because.
- 1:57:38Your teammates would. Just crash in the trailer, I get
- 1:57:40it. On the trailer.
- 1:57:40And off the trailer at the event.
- 1:57:42And then I don't drive, yeah. Do you have anything like on
- 1:57:45there that's like custom because of the height like rear knuckles
- 1:57:48and? All that shit or I.
- 1:57:49Mean just drop knuckle like in the rear stock knuckles up
- 1:57:52front, diffs raised. OK, the diffs raised.
- 1:57:55That's cool. Z axles.
- 1:57:58Z axles. Does that work out pretty well?
- 1:58:01I broke a lot of axles. Like 5 and two hours and then I
- 1:58:05was like this is so I I modded my output shafts and did the
- 1:58:11like the axle swap and do they break?
- 1:58:13I haven't broke one since, but really not driven that much.
- 1:58:16OK since. Yeah, because it's been a while.
- 1:58:21It's been a minute. They probably mine always just
- 1:58:23broke because. They're like extended too.
- 1:58:24Far extended too far in the angle and they're only like the
- 1:58:27S chassis axles are only like a three ball thing yeah so the Z
- 1:58:31axles are 6 ball OK and so the angle doesn't affect it as much
- 1:58:35kind of like A5 bolt S chassis axle yeah they're.
- 1:58:39They're a little. Bit better but I don't know why.
- 1:58:40I don't know if they're the same.
- 1:58:42So I think it's the same design, but but the Z axles are beefier.
- 1:58:46Yeah. I never broke like an axle
- 1:58:47shaft. It's just always fell out of the
- 1:58:49cup. Trifters are just so lame
- 1:58:50because it's like, yeah, do that break axle.
- 1:58:52It's like, no, you just pull them apart.
- 1:58:54You don't break them. Yeah, my angle is like 15°.
- 1:58:59You know, yeah. But I one time I snapped that
- 1:59:01inner part. Oh shit, like completely.
- 1:59:04But I think it's because it probably got jammed, and then
- 1:59:06you know what? I mean, it's I'd want to break
- 1:59:07it. Right at the middlebrow.
- 1:59:08Yeah, that's how you're supposed to break an axle, but we don't
- 1:59:10do that. Not ASR.
- 1:59:12Drag racer? Yeah, maybe.
- 1:59:14Jay-Z. Yeah, maybe.
- 1:59:15I remember I tried axle spacers once.
- 1:59:16You ever tried those? No.
- 1:59:18So I actually when. I did my stubs like I had the
- 1:59:20flames burned out myself and I welded them and I extended them
- 1:59:24so I oh, cool. Axle spacer.
- 1:59:26I tried an axle spacer coming around hairpin at U town.
- 1:59:29Blew that shit apart. Fucking went flying.
- 1:59:31One of them went fucking across the track.
- 1:59:33I'm like what? And then I'm like, I thought
- 1:59:35this was supposed to help and then I drove home with one axle.
- 1:59:39I just. Thought the wheel bearing.
- 1:59:41Was supposed to help me, man. Yeah, it made my.
- 1:59:43Life way worse. Is that like Rocker?
- 1:59:45Arm stoppers like. It's supposed to help.
- 1:59:47It seems like it. Yeah, That's a pretty good
- 1:59:49comparison, I'm not going to lie.
- 1:59:50Yeah, I don't know. It seemed like it.
- 1:59:52I put that in my engine for like a.
- 1:59:54Year or two. And then saw.
- 1:59:56Someone say they actually makes it worse if you throw a rocker.
- 1:59:59Well, because and so I took them out and then I never threw a
- 2:00:01rocker until last year. And then because if you don't
- 2:00:04have them, the rocker will just fly out, right?
- 2:00:07But if you have them, it'll get jammed up in that and then break
- 2:00:09right. So that's the only reason.
- 2:00:11But do they actually do their job?
- 2:00:13I don't know. They might, they might, they
- 2:00:15might like stop it from coming out a little bit more, you know
- 2:00:19what I mean? But I don't know, it's hard to
- 2:00:21say. But if it's going to still do it
- 2:00:23then. Yeah, You'd rather just be able
- 2:00:25to take the valve cover off and find the rocker in the shims and
- 2:00:27throw it back in, which I've seen happen before.
- 2:00:30I did that last year and like, as I said, like it didn't start
- 2:00:34again. But I found my rocker like half
- 2:00:36jammed under a Cam. Yeah.
- 2:00:37And like the head and I put it back in and it didn't start.
- 2:00:40But that was an electrical issue.
- 2:00:42Yeah, I was going to say that rocker issue.
- 2:00:43I was about to be like that prevented it.
- 2:00:45No. Did you get?
- 2:00:47Any questions, Frankie? I knew you're going to say that.
- 2:00:49Yes, Sir, because. We're right around that 9/15.
- 2:00:52Mark and I'm starving. I can always Frank, you didn't
- 2:00:54let us get tacos before we start.
- 2:00:56Yeah. Yeah, well, we.
- 2:00:57Can get whatever you guys want to get here, James, get the you
- 2:01:00want. You want Chili's, right?
- 2:01:01That's what you want. Sorry, no, not, I mean no.
- 2:01:04Yeah, I. Want Chili's?
- 2:01:05I've been here talking about Chili's.
- 2:01:06Dude. He fucking loves cheese.
- 2:01:09What's your Chili's go to? That burger dude.
- 2:01:11What is the timer? Old timer?
- 2:01:13Old timer. Old timer, old timer.
- 2:01:14No cheese. Fucking cheese.
- 2:01:15No. Cheese, he just gets a No, I get
- 2:01:17a. Regular old timer with cheese.
- 2:01:19Yeah bro, I got the 110 my. God the double looks good.
- 2:01:23That shit was pretty. Good, but I need.
- 2:01:25Variety, bro. So like just a different burger
- 2:01:29or like different? Toppings just like different
- 2:01:33food. Do you really want to go to?
- 2:01:35Fucking Chili's that I don't care where we go.
- 2:01:37I would go again though for sure.
- 2:01:39I might get ribs. This.
- 2:01:40Time around, fuck around. Don't.
- 2:01:41Don't. You already made that.
- 2:01:42Mistake once they. Didn't look that, no that's cuz
- 2:01:44Ethan was. Like yo, you fucking gotta get
- 2:01:46the three for. Whatever I was like.
- 2:01:48I'm not that hungry. And he's like, yeah, but you got
- 2:01:50to do it. It's a better deal.
- 2:01:51I'm like, but I don't want to eat that much.
- 2:01:54The deal for three for 14 or whatever it is.
- 2:01:57Is absolutely thigh. So you're saying we should go?
- 2:02:01No, I could go to Tacos Los Gueros right across.
- 2:02:03From there too and get 30. From there I'm fine with that
- 2:02:05too. How low is too low?
- 2:02:07Never I. Don't know how do you answer
- 2:02:10that. It's not best cigarette smoking
- 2:02:12experience. Oh, after sex?
- 2:02:15OK, fair enough. In general Miller Lite and smoke
- 2:02:18in one hand. Yep.
- 2:02:20Can we smoke in here by the way? No, we can't.
- 2:02:22We can't. How many events before your roof
- 2:02:25goes ejectocido? Cuz Oh no I give it like 1 and.
- 2:02:301/2 No, that thing's. I figure like I.
- 2:02:33Put this roll bar in. I might just Weld the roof to
- 2:02:35the roll bar. So if the roof goes so will the
- 2:02:37roll bar and be harnessed to it. Do you think it's it'll be
- 2:02:40sweet? I'll be like parasailing.
- 2:02:42What if you flipped that thing? So actually that's the only
- 2:02:45reason I put a roll bar in it. Oh my.
- 2:02:47God, because like last week, Simba's like, so.
- 2:02:52Well, really, he actually was. Yeah.
- 2:02:53He's like, so like, what? Like looks great, but like, you
- 2:02:57got anything in that shit? Oh, man.
- 2:02:59And I was like, Nah. And he's like killing the party.
- 2:03:02Yeah. He's like, I don't want to see
- 2:03:03you be like. The Headless Horseman I.
- 2:03:04Was like, it'd be cool, though. It kind of would be, you know?
- 2:03:07That'd be a first. Yeah.
- 2:03:09Sam Simba, What are you doing, bro?
- 2:03:12Come on. Man, he's trying to.
- 2:03:13Die and he's like no I love you dude I'm like alright bro I love
- 2:03:16you too chop top everything that's Hector from club Blues
- 2:03:18chop top everything Would you rather look OK we're we're
- 2:03:22saving this one for after I got final bout a County Fair again
- 2:03:27question mark hell yeah do you. Ever go to the county?
- 2:03:28Fair every year. County Fair, yeah, we're doing
- 2:03:30that shit every year from now on.
- 2:03:31Every year that that was I want to catch These are like dirt
- 2:03:34racing or something. Yes, we missed it.
- 2:03:35We I missed it. I've been three times.
- 2:03:38I've never seen it. Yeah, we're so next year for
- 2:03:39sure. Let's just not go to the event
- 2:03:41and just go to the county I'm in.
- 2:03:42Yeah, I'm probably better. Dude.
- 2:03:45What if instead of a chop? Top We raise the.
- 2:03:47Roof, there was a what was that like a BMW or something?
- 2:03:51They raised the roof 1. I don't know, there's something
- 2:03:54there, but you're just trying to be as low.
- 2:03:56As you can be well, so I'm. Just trying to combine like 8
- 2:03:58different automotive interests I have in A1 car.
- 2:04:03So like like VIP stance boy you know shit and like old 60s US
- 2:04:11chop top shit and you know whatever else like drift car all
- 2:04:15trying to throw it just into one car.
- 2:04:18So that's it. How many farts have turned into
- 2:04:20sharks while working? I think I'm pretty good on that.
- 2:04:24Why did Carl make that noise? Trying to think if that's ever
- 2:04:26happened to me. That's probably why I just ran
- 2:04:28to the. Bathroom.
- 2:04:29He's like. You just no.
- 2:04:30That was the longest piss of. My life, I'm literally sitting
- 2:04:32there, I'm like they're talking mad shit.
- 2:04:33About me and no no no, I'm just kidding.
- 2:04:36Other than having the cool. Chop Top S13.
- 2:04:39Now what else do you? Have question mark.
- 2:04:41Love the final bout team by the way.
- 2:04:44What else do you have? Do you have any more cars?
- 2:04:46I guess what was the the question like other than the
- 2:04:49cool chop top depression? What?
- 2:04:54What else do you have? Cars.
- 2:04:57So I have the. 33. 94 Sky, you still have the 33?
- 2:05:01Yeah, that sits in the street now, actually.
- 2:05:03And the window doesn't go up. I can't.
- 2:05:05Get it to go up. So it's been raining a bunch.
- 2:05:07I got a website for you. Thank you.
- 2:05:09Yeah, it goes off like a maximum window motor or something,
- 2:05:11right? We found this website in
- 2:05:13Australia. It literally could be called
- 2:05:15window motors dot fucking com. I don't know, perfect.
- 2:05:17It's something really stupid like that.
- 2:05:19But they got window motors for skylines.
- 2:05:20They need them. Yeah, yeah.
- 2:05:22What the fuck? The 33 sets.
- 2:05:24The 90 sets if anyone wants. To buy those.
- 2:05:27Why aren't Why aren't you working on your car?
- 2:05:31Because I'm here with the boys for work too.
- 2:05:34Does for work? Does the chop top?
- 2:05:36Make your car. Drift better.
- 2:05:37Or at all. Question mark, we're going to
- 2:05:39find out you haven't sent the test skid anywhere.
- 2:05:43I. Pulled it out of the garage, put
- 2:05:45it on trailer, took it to the. Dyno put it back on the trailer,
- 2:05:48put it back in the shop, took it to get the half cage and put it
- 2:05:52back in the shop. How much power?
- 2:05:53I make three 5300, something like that.
- 2:05:58So there's a half cage. You said roll bar before.
- 2:06:00Well, yeah, it's like roll bar like.
- 2:06:02It's like bolting half cage basically.
- 2:06:04Simba. Simba was a little concerned.
- 2:06:06Simba said he didn't want me to die, so thank God.
- 2:06:10Can you chop top? A Land Cruiser.
- 2:06:13I'll do it. That would look like I said.
- 2:06:16Who did I say to you earlier? You're my.
- 2:06:18First job, not my last. Job that would look like.
- 2:06:21A A Buick Roadmaster which? I want that'd be pretty sick.
- 2:06:24I feel like I would look really cool in one of those because
- 2:06:26it's it's. Like 50.
- 2:06:28Times the size of me. Who is your daddy and what?
- 2:06:31Does he do I? Don't know how to answer that
- 2:06:35his name? Is also James.
- 2:06:39That's a line from one of those. Arnold Schwarzenegger Movies OK,
- 2:06:42I. Don't know.
- 2:06:43Get to the Chapa, is it? Yeah.
- 2:06:45Who is your daddy and what does he do?
- 2:06:47I don't know. It's an Arnold Schwarzenegger.
- 2:06:48That might be another movie. I've heard that.
- 2:06:51Before, I don't know that one. Which Halo game is your favorite
- 2:06:54one campaign wise? Halo. 2 multiplayer.
- 2:06:59Like online competitive wise Halo three?
- 2:07:03I like that answer except it was the first one.
- 2:07:06Yeah, Halo one might have been best campaign.
- 2:07:08No, you know what Halo 2 is the one with, you know, the bet
- 2:07:11battle rifle and everything and the Yeah, yeah, Halo two.
- 2:07:15Yeah, it's Halo two-story wise. Yeah.
- 2:07:17All right, we go into this. It's Halo two.
- 2:07:19Man, they all got opening scene with the Yeah, they all got the
- 2:07:23Warthogs or whatever. Yeah, they always got the
- 2:07:25Warthogs. I was a PlayStation.
- 2:07:26Yeah, nerd cheese. Pizza or pepperoni?
- 2:07:30Depends if I'm trying to like shit a lot that night.
- 2:07:33Wait, you're a big frozen pizza guy?
- 2:07:35Dude, come on, I know you are. Like any pizza I would I would
- 2:07:40except for. Chicago Pizza.
- 2:07:42I would start that off. I said.
- 2:07:44I would probably fuck with that. Too you.
- 2:07:46Would fuck with. Like, I love lasagna.
- 2:07:49That's why I. Think that I would like it.
- 2:07:51Not fucking pizza. Oh, OK.
- 2:07:53Do you hate black wheels? Whoa, what, Malcolm?
- 2:08:00What did? You think the question was like,
- 2:08:01wait a minute, what did you think the question was going to
- 2:08:04be? What's wrong?
- 2:08:07What's wrong? Malcolm?
- 2:08:07Go to Malcolm camp. No, I Oh.
- 2:08:10It's off. Oh, that's good.
- 2:08:13No, I I don't. Know OK?
- 2:08:15No, no problem. Sorry.
- 2:08:17Anyway, do you hate black wheels?
- 2:08:20I don't hate. Them but I don't love.
- 2:08:21Them. I actually like black wheels
- 2:08:23because it means potential business.
- 2:08:27You can Polish them. You can Polish black.
- 2:08:30Wait A. Minute Malcolm, How shiny are
- 2:08:34your pants? I need to clean.
- 2:08:36Them up yet for this weekend? Who would win in a fight?
- 2:08:41Ocean edition. The giant Kraken versus 3 great
- 2:08:45white sharks Kraken. Absolutely.
- 2:08:48The Kraken. Are you?
- 2:08:49I actually don't know how big the Kraken.
- 2:08:50Is that's why. That's why, that's why is that
- 2:08:52Kraken is like a mythical. Size, like you don't know how
- 2:08:55big it is. Yeah.
- 2:08:57So it can be however big you wanted.
- 2:08:59Yeah. And.
- 2:09:00My myth it's beating the. Shark so boom.
- 2:09:02I know, great. White shark is like the if it
- 2:09:05would have been like the question would.
- 2:09:06Have been like megalodons maybe, maybe a different story.
- 2:09:10Yeah. Is that the?
- 2:09:11Is that the larger? One, yeah, they're.
- 2:09:12Like that's the like. Primordial, like prehistoric?
- 2:09:15Yeah, like a megalodon could be bigger than a Kraken Megalodon.
- 2:09:21Megalodon. It's still not low enough.
- 2:09:25That's true. Now fuck Chad's.
- 2:09:27Door. Fuck Chad's door.
- 2:09:30Who would win, 100 athletic prime men or one silverback
- 2:09:36gorilla? The men.
- 2:09:37The men. Yeah, because there's a hundred
- 2:09:40of them. That's the only reason.
- 2:09:41If there was 40. Of them, the gorilla.
- 2:09:43You said 40 to one yes, I saw a video today where a gorilla like
- 2:09:48grabbed somebody and just. Dragged them for like a hot 2nd
- 2:09:51and then let go. Like it was like it was like
- 2:09:54fuck you up right now. Let go.
- 2:09:56Yeah, never mind, never mind. Just stay out of my spot.
- 2:10:00That's all. The only way 100 men are going
- 2:10:02to beat that is they all tackle it and go for the eyes.
- 2:10:04It's got to be coordinated. Yeah, stabbing.
- 2:10:07Hit them with a pack. That's the only way.
- 2:10:09You're not going to beat that then.
- 2:10:10Like no. I'm almost hesitant.
- 2:10:12To say even 100 men couldn't do that, Malcolm, I feel like 100
- 2:10:17would almost be too many. Yeah. 100's too.
- 2:10:19Many that's that's like too many chefs in the kitchen, right?
- 2:10:21That's an obvious. One it's like nothing's getting
- 2:10:23cooked Yeah, like he's because they could run at him he.
- 2:10:26Could just grab 1, crack his neck, throw it the rest of them
- 2:10:30whoa we're not doing. That.
- 2:10:32That's it. I'm good.
- 2:10:34The other 98, yeah, we're good. We're good.
- 2:10:37Wildest S. Chassis that I've seen in a
- 2:10:39minute. What made you?
- 2:10:41Decide to just go for it. I don't think much about
- 2:10:45anything. That is a really good question,
- 2:10:46though, because you literally cut the roof off.
- 2:10:48That's honest. Like, oh, God, you hear that?
- 2:10:50I heard that crack. I got problems.
- 2:10:53That was your knee. Yeah, this one will probably do
- 2:10:55it too. No, no, no, that's good.
- 2:10:58Jesus Christ. So anyways, I don't.
- 2:10:59Think much about anything, I have ideas.
- 2:11:02I don't think through consequences.
- 2:11:04Maybe that sounds like bad that that makes sense for what you
- 2:11:07did yeah. I I just enjoyed trying things
- 2:11:10and finding solutions to to something that I want to do
- 2:11:13right, like the kit thing I wanted to do because they don't
- 2:11:16make that kit, especially the front bumper like the rear.
- 2:11:18I could have got what's what's the rear that looks like the S15
- 2:11:21range and there's something that's there that could have
- 2:11:23been way easier. A race line one, yeah, like a
- 2:11:25race line 1 like. Now I have to.
- 2:11:28Completely rework my exhaust too, to fit out through that.
- 2:11:31But like the, the roof, the the kit, the wheels, like
- 2:11:34everything's just, I don't know, I want to try stuff.
- 2:11:37I want to be, I try to be different, but the roof is like
- 2:11:40a big deal because if you don't follow through with that, you
- 2:11:45pretty much fucked your car up. Yeah, it was pretty much like.
- 2:11:47I'm going to cut the roof off this car and if it all goes to
- 2:11:50hell, I'm going to take my other coupe that sits in the corner
- 2:11:52and do something with it. OK, Yeah, but I mean.
- 2:11:57I feel like you're you. Just you have an idea and you're
- 2:11:59just. Going to follow through no
- 2:12:00matter what. That's.
- 2:12:00Basically it yeah, like it. I mean, it might not be good.
- 2:12:03You end up with a convertible workplace.
- 2:12:04It's that first cut where it's like and then you're.
- 2:12:08Like, Oh yeah, here it is. This has been like the chop was
- 2:12:11an idea for years and this was just finally.
- 2:12:14The year that was like, OK, I got two months to be ready.
- 2:12:17I'm going to cut the roof off. Highest 300 chop top would be
- 2:12:20sick. I'm going to Google that at
- 2:12:21dinner. Drop it off dude.
- 2:12:23No, no, no, no. I think she's fine just to.
- 2:12:25Drop it off. If drifting wasn't an option.
- 2:12:29What other motorsport would you? Be involved with rally racing
- 2:12:34for sure. Trying to run into some trees.
- 2:12:37Dude, they can't. You can't make no low.
- 2:12:38Rally cars. That's cool.
- 2:12:41I love low cars, but I love. Rally cars, I'd want to be a
- 2:12:46dirt biker, like, yeah, like that'd be safe.
- 2:12:48Motocross, motocross stuff. Stuff even.
- 2:12:52Yeah, Would you rather Yukon Denali on?
- 2:12:5620 sixes. Or S13 on thirteens.
- 2:12:59No Denali. Denali 20 sixes.
- 2:13:01Oh yeah bro I would fucking love a Denali on. 26 is koi on. 26 is
- 2:13:05too old. Current favorite song.
- 2:13:09I hate that question. That's.
- 2:13:10Really bad. I don't have.
- 2:13:11I don't even. Know who like?
- 2:13:13Do who does have the songs I listen to?
- 2:13:15Really? What about that song?
- 2:13:16What the helly? What is that?
- 2:13:18I don't, I don't even know. He's like what the hell?
- 2:13:20And Keller what the? Hell, I know.
- 2:13:21That that was from a song. What the hell?
- 2:13:23You really didn't? No, I didn't.
- 2:13:24Oh, I can't wait to show you this song.
- 2:13:26No, but I. I do know the words like.
- 2:13:28What the hell are Yante? What the?
- 2:13:30Hell are brown James. Yeah, literally.
- 2:13:32I was just making. Up my own, what the Hells like
- 2:13:35earlier? When we were in the.
- 2:13:36Shot. Hell, Chris was there.
- 2:13:38Hell, they were saying a bunch of what the Hells?
- 2:13:40And I was like, what in the what?
- 2:13:43And the beef Ellington. We'll give you a top one.
- 2:13:45Let me open. Let me open.
- 2:13:46Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's get one.
- 2:13:48Wait what the hell is that phone?
- 2:13:49For real? That's one of them.
- 2:13:50Them folds. You literally have an old ass
- 2:13:52phone. Oh no, you have the brand new
- 2:13:54bitch. The fucking.
- 2:13:56The one with the AM three screens who?
- 2:13:58Had that someone had that, probably.
- 2:14:01Damien, what do they call that? The note Z.
- 2:14:03Fold 6. Fold Z.
- 2:14:05Fold 6. Fuck, who had that?
- 2:14:07Recently that we talked to Ken. Oh, 10's friend Alex, maybe?
- 2:14:13Alex Chang I. Would believe Alex.
- 2:14:15Chang maybe Maybe I just. Made that.
- 2:14:16That's a folding. Phone Current favorite song You
- 2:14:18didn't Oh. God, I got distracted.
- 2:14:20Because you were talking about. I was talking shit.
- 2:14:23You wanna see my lecture? Fuck you.
- 2:14:26Fuck motivation. I have a picture of the IS.
- 2:14:30Damn, we were. Listening to 1st.
- 2:14:33Day out by T Grizzly last Damn what the fuck you out here
- 2:14:37getting hood like that? What?
- 2:14:39The fuck? What the hell?
- 2:14:43How have? You.
- 2:14:44Been balancing life, work and getting.
- 2:14:45The car ready for final ballot. There's zero balance.
- 2:14:49That's it, all right? Is he ever going to care about
- 2:14:53drifting his car instead? Of just wanting to.
- 2:14:55Stunt it. Maybe.
- 2:15:00Who do you think that was? Skyler.
- 2:15:02Nope. Nope.
- 2:15:04Chad Nope. One more rich Damien.
- 2:15:09All right. God damn it.
- 2:15:13OK, there was 1. More up here.
- 2:15:14Somewhere. Would you rather look like Jar
- 2:15:20Jar Binks or? Talk like Jar Jar Binks.
- 2:15:23You can't kill yourself dude. I would take both of those
- 2:15:27before I killed myself. Jar jar is a legend.
- 2:15:30And a Jedi. A secret Jedi.
- 2:15:32I'm pretty sure he's not a secret Jedi.
- 2:15:34Absolutely. They only there's no that dude
- 2:15:37is like a Jedi master, like he trained.
- 2:15:40The only secret is that he has autism.
- 2:15:42That's the only secret. So do I Jar Jar Binks.
- 2:15:45Which which character was that? Bring it up.
- 2:15:47Oh, the, the, oh, the big flappy.
- 2:15:49Yeah, yeah. Yeah, with the eyes.
- 2:15:51Like Jar Jar Binks. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 2:15:54Look at this Obi waking Obi or. Qui Gon's.
- 2:15:56Like there's always a bigger. Fish, look at this idiot.
- 2:16:00Oh, it looked like that in a heartbeat.
- 2:16:02Dude, click the bottom. Wait, where'd it go?
- 2:16:07Oh, left Look, he's a Sith Lord, I believe that.
- 2:16:12Up. Yeah, that one.
- 2:16:13Nope. To the right, bro.
- 2:16:14He's dressed like a elementary school.
- 2:16:17Teacher so they they made someone someone made episode 1.
- 2:16:22On YouTube without Jar Jar Binks, every single scene with
- 2:16:25Jar Jar Binks is not in it. The movie's completely fine.
- 2:16:27Really. I'm going to watch the movie
- 2:16:31Unnecessary. Literally no reason for that
- 2:16:34character. Whatsoever why he seems like.
- 2:16:36A good dude laugh. When you saw him, what the?
- 2:16:39Fuck is this. That's how they.
- 2:16:41Filmed it. That's how they filmed it.
- 2:16:44Are you? Serious.
- 2:16:44That's incredible. Oh my God, what the hell?
- 2:16:48He I think that he it was probably your awesome character.
- 2:16:53I would rather. Look like jar Jar Binks and
- 2:16:55talking. Agreed.
- 2:16:57Wait, in the back of this one, Yeah.
- 2:16:59The the that one. Yeah, that's Natalie Portman.
- 2:17:00Or. Keira Knightley, that's.
- 2:17:02That's one of the. That's one of the.
- 2:17:03Ones that's not her. No, I'm telling you because she
- 2:17:05her No, no, no. But she she's that's one of the
- 2:17:07other ones that wasn't her. But the double.
- 2:17:09Yeah, yeah, but that's one of the double S that wasn't Natalie
- 2:17:11Portman. You can tell.
- 2:17:13You can tell because she was ugly.
- 2:17:19Natalie Portman was not ugly, No, but that's what he's saying,
- 2:17:22no. That that might have been, I
- 2:17:24don't know. What the hell are you?
- 2:17:28I love how Malcolm's going through these and he's.
- 2:17:30Never seen Star Wars. I know I don't.
- 2:17:32Know for real, it's well, I can't wait for him to see Star
- 2:17:34Wars. He's going to be like, oh, this.
- 2:17:35Guy sucks. We just watched the.
- 2:17:37Dude that's the one last week. This Star Wars is so long bro, I
- 2:17:41can't. I can't, we can't.
- 2:17:43Carl couldn't make it through one.
- 2:17:45He'd be like fuck bro. We talked.
- 2:17:47About it last week too. Like, blow up the Death Star
- 2:17:49already, somebody. I had somebody try.
- 2:17:52And like explain to. Me and then like this person was
- 2:17:55pretty fucking patient with me too like order wise, all my
- 2:17:59questions still not a fucking like not a not a clue.
- 2:18:02I don't remember anything Lord of the rings fan.
- 2:18:05No. Are you I'm, I was.
- 2:18:07I was, I mean. No, I'm trying.
- 2:18:09To fucking think of it. Really not.
- 2:18:10Like I was judging you already a fan of either.
- 2:18:12I'm just like. A lot of people, it's like.
- 2:18:13You like Star Wars or Lord of the Rings?
- 2:18:15I like. That's probably accurate.
- 2:18:17Or like Star Trek. And then I judge.
- 2:18:19You a little bit. No, Yeah, you either like Star
- 2:18:21Wars or Star Trek, that's for for sure.
- 2:18:23Real. Maybe because of the space
- 2:18:25stuff. I'm not a space.
- 2:18:27You're not a space. Cadet.
- 2:18:28No, you're definitely a space cadet.
- 2:18:30If you didn't grow up watching Star.
- 2:18:32Wars. Then you're not.
- 2:18:32Going to like Star Wars, that's just how it is.
- 2:18:34Yeah, I think so, because 100% I even tried even.
- 2:18:38When I was a kid, I didn't. Really.
- 2:18:39That's like me. Going back to watch Toy Story,
- 2:18:41you know you got to watch Toy Story what?
- 2:18:42I know who. Good, I know Samuel Jackson is
- 2:18:45Mace. Windu or whoever.
- 2:18:47Yeah, we only got to talk about the pre prequels.
- 2:18:50I see. I don't even know what.
- 2:18:52That is, I'm not. That's the one with Jar Jar
- 2:18:54Binks. That's the first episode. 1.
- 2:18:57No, he's episode 2 and three. No, he's.
- 2:19:00Like. Two and three, don't you try to
- 2:19:03fight with me right now on this. Come on.
- 2:19:05Now I'm just going to say no. Just the just the fight Attack
- 2:19:07of the clones is when Mace one dude.
- 2:19:09I don't know if he was introduced in that, he might
- 2:19:11have. Been the first one, but I'm
- 2:19:12pretty sure he wasn't. No, I think you're.
- 2:19:13Right. Introduced in two, died in
- 2:19:14three. Yeah.
- 2:19:15Whoa. Spoiler.
- 2:19:16I see it. Spoiler alert, the Death Star
- 2:19:19never blew up either of them. That's because that's Toyota.
- 2:19:24It doesn't. Best Star Wars movie ever made.
- 2:19:26Go. You got one fucking opportunity
- 2:19:29to get this right. Episode 5.
- 2:19:32Too fast at yours my man. Does that work?
- 2:19:34Does that work? Empire Strikes Back.
- 2:19:37Yeah. Empire Strikes Back.
- 2:19:39That's the If you're going to watch any.
- 2:19:40Star Wars movie just. Watch that one.
- 2:19:42I need the one where combines all of them.
- 2:19:43Dude like goes into an ice cave and cuts.
- 2:19:45This bitch open and then crawls in its.
- 2:19:47Guts. Yeah.
- 2:19:48What was it called? The I don't remember what it was
- 2:19:50called. It was like that two legged
- 2:19:52white like ice monster. It's basically a snow monster
- 2:19:54yeah. It's like the Yeti.
- 2:19:56Yeah, it's like a Yeti. Imagine cutting a Yeti open and
- 2:19:58just getting warmed by the guts Bantha.
- 2:20:00Bantha. No, Bantha is the thing he rides
- 2:20:02Yeah. The Panthers are the righty
- 2:20:04things yeah and he cut that but that's the thing he cut open.
- 2:20:06Was it? Yeah, he killed the other thing,
- 2:20:08but then he cut open the bantha and.
- 2:20:10It was. It's been a long time.
- 2:20:12Kept him warm. The guts.
- 2:20:14Bear Grylls did the same thing to a camel.
- 2:20:16You're right, he probably did. No, he did.
- 2:20:18I watched it when I was a kid. He.
- 2:20:19Was like, look at this camel caucus.
- 2:20:21I'm going to sleep in it for the night and I'm like, Oh my God,
- 2:20:25don't do that. I'm like 11.
- 2:20:27Like what the fuck am I watching?
- 2:20:29Second second greatest Star Wars movie do.
- 2:20:32I have to go down through through like.
- 2:20:33All nine. I want to go at least three.
- 2:20:35Let's go. OK, Give me a cigarette.
- 2:20:39Can we smoke in here? Fuck it.
- 2:20:41Like when the company I work for.
- 2:20:42Full time does. Air filtration I could get hook
- 2:20:44you up with some good smoke. Like you'll have an arm right
- 2:20:47here to come down. OK.
- 2:20:50You know you won't even smell it.
- 2:20:51I'll entertain the idea. It's going to cost.
- 2:20:52About 35 grand, but. Yeah.
- 2:20:53So anyway, favorite, second favorite is like $35.
- 2:20:56Would it be nice? 35 grand is all right.
- 2:20:58Second favorite. Let's go with.
- 2:21:02I'm so one. We're a phantom menace, really.
- 2:21:05Wow. You're judging me right now, gay
- 2:21:08No pod racing. Pod racing, You're right.
- 2:21:11Pod racing was a 3PO like yeah with no clothes.
- 2:21:14Pod racing was sick. The ending the lightsaber.
- 2:21:17That's the best lightsaber battle.
- 2:21:18It's Yeah, one of the best actually.
- 2:21:20Empire Strikes Back at very. Do you guys probably want to
- 2:21:22touch lightsabers? Huh.
- 2:21:23That's later, but maybe I didn't put that right on me No, I would
- 2:21:28have said lightsaber. I would have said. 66 good.
- 2:21:31Return of the Jedi. Come on.
- 2:21:32OK, how do you know? Oh, wait, no.
- 2:21:35How do you feel about? Hasn't been educated yet. 789.
- 2:21:39Like the new one, I try to pretend they didn't make them
- 2:21:41really, like, at all. Yep.
- 2:21:43I love what's the one where everyone dies at the end.
- 2:21:46I love that. I love movies.
- 2:21:47Probably everyone dies at the end.
- 2:21:49Yep. Very rare that happens.
- 2:21:51Yeah. And that's why I think that's
- 2:21:52why I love it so much. I guess that was.
- 2:21:54The third one, the first one, it was like there was so much hype
- 2:21:57behind it that I like kind of forced myself to like that
- 2:22:00movie. But it's dude, OK, just to give
- 2:22:03them a quick explanation. So the original Star Wars,
- 2:22:06right? The first one you meet Luke.
- 2:22:08Right. And then the second one, Luke is
- 2:22:10training to be a Jedi. And then the third one kissed
- 2:22:13his sister. That was the third one.
- 2:22:15And then the second and then the third movie, he's finally a Jedi
- 2:22:19or can consider himself a Jedi, and he battles Darth Vader and
- 2:22:23he kills Darth Vader. That's by the third movie, but
- 2:22:25that's his dad. Spoiler second the the Disney
- 2:22:30made these movies right? These new movies first.
- 2:22:33One comes out. This lady, I don't even know how
- 2:22:37the. Fuck they do this?
- 2:22:38This chick. Kind of figures out she might
- 2:22:41have. Access to the force.
- 2:22:42She got like. Some high MIDI chlorine counts.
- 2:22:44Yeah, like she doesn't even. I don't even think anyone told
- 2:22:47her that she was like a bloodline to.
- 2:22:49She's just feeling her shit. By the end of that movie.
- 2:22:53She battles a fucking Sith Lord. But he, no, he wasn't a Lord.
- 2:22:57He was kind of like a bitch Sith.
- 2:22:58Is this the recent movie? Yeah.
- 2:23:00And fucking and scares him away. Or no it doesn't.
- 2:23:02Doesn't kill him. He runs away.
- 2:23:04I'm like guys, it took Luke 3 fucking movies before he could
- 2:23:09even. Fucking swing a lightsaber and.
- 2:23:10We're we're the first movie's over and she's like, I did it.
- 2:23:15And meanwhile, the guy, the other guy.
- 2:23:17Watched this together maybe? We did.
- 2:23:20Malcolm what the? Fuck, Malcolm saw that one.
- 2:23:22Yes, we did. Because the character's name is
- 2:23:24Ray, Yeah. Ray Yeah.
- 2:23:27You watched it? I didn't watch that with.
- 2:23:28You so you know that was my other boyfriend.
- 2:23:32What the? Helly.
- 2:23:33Why? And when so you saw it?
- 2:23:36Yeah, I. Guess I don't remember.
- 2:23:38I don't remember when or. Why I would have been in that
- 2:23:40theater, pick up that lightsaber at the end in the snow, I said.
- 2:23:45What? You better put that down.
- 2:23:46Slow down, slow down, hit the. Brakes.
- 2:23:48You've never even lifted one up. And then she starts battling.
- 2:23:52I was like, OK dude, I'm done. This is the one where the guy
- 2:23:54was on the island. No, that's the third one.
- 2:23:58Wait, he's like, are you talking?
- 2:23:59About Luke, like, is it old man fighting?
- 2:24:01That's like the second one, right?
- 2:24:02He's like on the island, but he's like fighting a Republican.
- 2:24:04Yeah, he's remote viewing. He's a ghost.
- 2:24:06Yeah, he's remote viewing. I'm dumb.
- 2:24:08He's on Zoom. Fuck those movies.
- 2:24:09I will tell. You one thing though.
- 2:24:12He's. On Zoom.
- 2:24:13OK, Disney nailed one thing, Rogue.
- 2:24:15One. Did you watch it?
- 2:24:16Great. Home dude great one of the best
- 2:24:19Star Wars movies ever made Unbelievable and the Andor show
- 2:24:23Andor was great I. Kenobi.
- 2:24:26Was good too. It was good but like I almost
- 2:24:28didn't. And fet, what do they call it?
- 2:24:30Beau fet, Beau fet or whatever they called it, that was good
- 2:24:32too. They were all OK, but like that
- 2:24:34Andor fucking show. Yeah, that's coming out soon,
- 2:24:37right? It's out.
- 2:24:37This is not paid. It's out.
- 2:24:39I watched the second episode. There's three of them out right
- 2:24:41now. Actually, today's another one.
- 2:24:42So it's four of the night. Yeah.
- 2:24:44No, it's good. I mean, I don't know.
- 2:24:46It's just. Crazy because it's a prequel.
- 2:24:48To. Rogue one, right?
- 2:24:50So Rogue One was amazing dude. The ending scene.
- 2:24:54Come on, don't. Ask me like I.
- 2:24:55Remember it, but Darth Vader. I agree.
- 2:24:58Darth Vader. I don't know bro, I don't
- 2:25:00remember shit. Rogue One.
- 2:25:01The last scene. The only reason everyone's still
- 2:25:04talking about this movie, Darth Vader, you see him actually do
- 2:25:07shit for once. Remember, you don't know it.
- 2:25:10Oh my God. All right, end this so we can
- 2:25:11watch the. Last scene.
- 2:25:12Thank. God.
- 2:25:13Bro fucking all right, go to. Final bout if you want to see
- 2:25:17Carl be a judge. Yep.
- 2:25:18And if you want to see James lose the roof on, I don't think
- 2:25:23anybody's going to see me. I'm literally just going to be
- 2:25:25like. Walking.
- 2:25:25They're going to see. You.
- 2:25:26I'm going to see you. They're going to see you.
- 2:25:28There's no way you don't go. Somewhere and people don't.
- 2:25:30I'm literally. Going to just sit behind the
- 2:25:31table like this. There's not a table.
- 2:25:35They usually make the shit up as they.
- 2:25:36Go. So hopefully you have a.
- 2:25:38Table. Shit is crazy man.
- 2:25:39I can't believe I'm going to go do this.
- 2:25:41Don't fuck up. Fuck up.
- 2:25:43What if you pick the wrong team? Yeah, don't.
- 2:25:45Don't. Don't let anyone slide.
- 2:25:47Or anything. I don't give a fuck.
- 2:25:48You can't say anything. You're not going.
- 2:25:50I gave. You my blessing, I know.
- 2:25:54You got me the opportunity. I could don't.
- 2:25:59Pick some from gazy ass shit bro.
- 2:26:01I'm. Grateful for the.
- 2:26:02Opportunity. But I'm going to pick something
- 2:26:04that is. Me and that's no, you're
- 2:26:07supposed to pick the best, not not that's.
- 2:26:10You, yeah. The best?
- 2:26:12Do you already have them picked out?
- 2:26:13It's just what I like because I'm the judge.
- 2:26:17That's funny, right? How that works I guess?
- 2:26:20So it's it's my path I've. Never been in my judge, I'm
- 2:26:22sorry. Simba.
- 2:26:24All right, Yeah, There we go. That's what I'm.
- 2:26:27Excited for we're about to fucking rock this move.
- 2:26:33Everything's now I'm going to be a good.
- 2:26:34Judge, I appreciate nice things. I don't know.
- 2:26:38I don't know. We'll see how this goes,
- 2:26:39hopefully. My car works.
- 2:26:41I don't even know if you guys are going to fucking be able to
- 2:26:43get that alignment video coming soon, dude.
- 2:26:45It's going to be so. It's just going to be you.
- 2:26:49Bitching about his guard the whole time.
- 2:26:50Yeah, everything. Under there, everything under
- 2:26:53there is so fucked. I think the motor is like.
- 2:26:55Pretty crooked right now too because I think the motor mounts
- 2:26:57are just shot. Oh my God.
- 2:27:01OK, feels good though We'll. See.
- 2:27:03All right, well. If you've enjoyed this episode,
- 2:27:06make sure to. A Spotify review?
- 2:27:12Leave a comment, Apple review, whatever you got.
- 2:27:14Whatever you're. Listening to these have been
- 2:27:15really fun to make I. We all hope here that you guys
- 2:27:18are still. Enjoying them.
- 2:27:20This has been James Carper who is going to be a final bout
- 2:27:23contender. James.
- 2:27:26Yo, good luck buddy. One thing I want to throw.
- 2:27:30Out. If anyone is staying.
- 2:27:32At final bout. Till like Monday or something
- 2:27:33and you're on your way back up here, maybe to Connecticut or
- 2:27:36something, and you want to do a podcast.
- 2:27:37We're down South, you know, like if they're staying in the night,
- 2:27:42traveling. Yeah.
- 2:27:43They don't. Do they pass this?
- 2:27:46Yeah. If they're going to.
- 2:27:47Connecticut, yeah. So yeah, I don't know.
- 2:27:51I know there's a bunch of teams. From Connecticut, it's got some
- 2:27:53Northeast teams and the. Canadian team that would be sick
- 2:27:56or if you like went we could like pod down there like you
- 2:27:59never want. To do that bro, like we used to,
- 2:28:01you always go then you would work.
- 2:28:02I want a party bro. I know but but guess what?
- 2:28:05I cranked out like 8. Podcasts that you.
- 2:28:07Wanted that week give me a that was final bout there was no yeah
- 2:28:10there was no going around that work but this is.
- 2:28:13You got what, 2 days? So one pod final bout is like we
- 2:28:18got the road there, could have had one.
- 2:28:20Pod there. Don't tempt me one pods one.
- 2:28:23Pod bro, I would have done that. Shit.
- 2:28:25All right, I'll go down. Now, yes, Frankie's coming too.
- 2:28:28Yes, I'm coming. Yeah.
- 2:28:30Me and Ken leave 8:00 AM Friday. You coming?
- 2:28:32God, that's. Early.
- 2:28:34That's early. I got work.
- 2:28:35No, you don't. All right, guys.
- 2:28:41Bye. See ya.
- 2:28:45All right. Thank.
- 2:28:45You thank you, James Carper for coming out.
- 2:28:47He was in the area to work. So we decided to stop by for a
- 2:28:50podcast. Thanks.
- 2:28:51Yeah, and good luck with your chop top.
- 2:28:53Hopefully the card doesn't flip flip.
- 2:28:55Because there's no structural rigidity left and you're going
- 2:28:58to put a roll bar break your head.
- 2:28:59No, he did all that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 2:29:02Wait, you weren't around for that?
- 2:29:03You. Didn't hear that conversation,
- 2:29:04no it. Said he put a roll bar.
- 2:29:06Oh. OK.
- 2:29:08If you if you guys want to. See the.
- 2:29:11Maybe. The one chop top.
- 2:29:14S. 13 in the United States, yeah.
- 2:29:16He'll be at, maybe there's three of them in the world, I don't
- 2:29:19know. He'll be at Special Stage East.
- 2:29:21In West Virginia this weekend, so give it a go.
- 2:29:24Guys, we have an announcement to make.
- 2:29:25We are giving away a thrash racing seat for the.
- 2:29:27Month of May woo Dang. Yep.
- 2:29:30So any seat of your choosing. If we have it in stock.
- 2:29:34You can just have us ship it out to you, and if we don't have it
- 2:29:36in stock, you can special order for the next shipment.
- 2:29:39And yeah, so just every $5 spent on the website gets you one
- 2:29:41entry. And if you buy any Factor
- 2:29:43Motorsports products, that gets you double entries for the month
- 2:29:46of May. So yeah, pretty awesome
- 2:29:49giveaway, I'd say, compared to the other ones, I'd say this is
- 2:29:54one of my favorite ones. We'll see what happens.
- 2:29:57These seats are very popular and dude they have so many of them
- 2:30:02now. Like we just got our.
- 2:30:03Shipment in of. Thrash raising seats and there's
- 2:30:06what like 2-3 new ones that we just saw back there like yeah
- 2:30:10that's circuit spec delta the the.
- 2:30:13The Sigma circuit spec alpha, The Sigma's new Right Pro.
- 2:30:18No, it's not. No pro spec Sigma.
- 2:30:20Is not new. That's so strange.
- 2:30:22I don't. Remember that.
- 2:30:23Seed at. All but because the one, the
- 2:30:28only one with the head restraint was the gamma, was it?
- 2:30:31Yeah, that was years ago, brother.
- 2:30:35Oh shit, OK. Well, this I've been telling
- 2:30:37everyone the. Sigma's new SO.
- 2:30:39Sorry guys. Bro what?
- 2:30:41Literally everyone, every video we've done, Oh my God.
- 2:30:45I think it's new, but maybe it's not.
- 2:30:47I don't know either. Way check out the Sigma.
- 2:30:49Pros. Is it prospec Sigma?
- 2:30:50Prospec Sigma, Yeah, that one has a removable head restraint.
- 2:30:53We got 2 red. Ones with carbon.
- 2:30:55Fiber back, I'd say that's my favorite combination that we
- 2:30:59have other than other than that, silver, carbon back, beta and
- 2:31:04alpha we have. That's a good combo as well.
- 2:31:07Check out the. Seats on our website.
- 2:31:10What else we got going on since our last giveaway was for
- 2:31:15Detwerks A. $1000 gift card. We uploaded a whole bunch of
- 2:31:18Detwerks products to our website, so if you're interested
- 2:31:20in anything else they sell, we give our website a gander.
- 2:31:24You might be able to find what you need.
- 2:31:25I like that gander. You like that?
- 2:31:27Yeah, that's like a, that's like a old.
- 2:31:29Timey trying to bring it back. Yeah, I see.
- 2:31:31OK, also we do. Have a a bit of arrow still in
- 2:31:35stock. We have a lot of fenders for
- 2:31:42180SX. Type 3 front.
- 2:31:43And rear so if you're still in a pinch, you know, for an event or
- 2:31:48a show and you need those, we got them for you and we also
- 2:31:51have more origin on the way. So if you want a special order
- 2:31:53or anything, now is the. Time.
- 2:31:54Definitely shoot us an e-mail if you're looking for something
- 2:31:56that's not usually in stock. Ask us if it's on the next
- 2:31:59container and we can put in the order for you now.
- 2:32:03That way once it comes it gets shipped right out to you.
- 2:32:07And if you can't afford your parts now, don't worry.
- 2:32:09Our website has a firm so if you need if you need fast cash now
- 2:32:14wasn't that. Wasn't that a commercial?
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- 2:32:20They'll hook you up, they'll get you what you need, and you don't
- 2:32:23have to wait for those car parts.
- 2:32:24And you can get entries for our giveaway.
- 2:32:26So yeah, that's the most important part.
- 2:32:29And like we said before, all faction branded.
- 2:32:32Products and merch are double entries.
- 2:32:34We still have some merch available on the website.
- 2:32:37Summer's here, the sun is shining.
- 2:32:38We have a lot of trucker caps in stock.
- 2:32:41It's a fan favorite. We always sell out of those.
- 2:32:44So if you're interested in a trucker mesh back cap, go to the
- 2:32:48website and guys shop work here. Is still continuing.
- 2:32:51It's. Been pretty busy.
- 2:32:52We're we're looking forward to a busy May so if you need anything
- 2:32:56done, get those appointments set up ASAP.
- 2:33:00We are doing a lot more vapor honing and zinc plating now,
- 2:33:03obviously doing alignments as usual, suspension work, anything
- 2:33:07you need daily drivers, especially your daily drivers.
- 2:33:10If you guys need anything done on your daily drivers, break
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- 2:33:16And for those of you who do come to the shop and give us work.
- 2:33:19Thank you. We appreciate.
- 2:33:20The support and we also appreciate appreciate the
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- 2:33:29weekly and we appreciate you. We're almost, well we're past
- 2:33:328500 right subscribers. So that's a that's pretty nice
- 2:33:36for us. Eddie, you've been doing how
- 2:33:38many videos a month now? 3A a week.
- 2:33:42Three videos a week, 3 videos a week All right, we're.
- 2:33:45Trying to be like Jimmy Oaks. But it's hard.
- 2:33:47It's Hard Out Here. Yeah, yeah.
- 2:33:49And don't forget we got a Patreon account.
- 2:33:52Patreon. We have a Patreon that's we got
- 2:33:56a Patreon. Guys, we got a Patreon.
- 2:33:58And to be honest. We've had it for a long fucking.
- 2:34:00Time I just realized that yeah since 22 yeah wow so thank you
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- 2:34:10So thank you, guys. There's three tiers.
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- 2:34:30out. Honestly, probably May, I would
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- 2:34:34Yeah, I, I need to, we need to work on that this week.
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