Latest / INSPIRE STORY / #058_ STORY INSPIRE: Exploring the Wild: Paul Rosolie’s Journey Into the Unknown
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- 0:04Speaker 1: The Joe Rogan Experience.
- 0:06Speaker 2: Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day.
- 0:12Speaker 1: Hello, Jungle Man. What's happening? Good to see you, my brother.
- 0:14Speaker 3: What's going on?
- 0:15Speaker 1: You got books? You got notes?
- 0:16Speaker 4: I got books. Marshall's here with us. I got this
- 0:19Speaker 4: for you. A little note in there you can read later.
- 0:22Speaker 1: Jungle Keeper, buddy.
- 0:23Speaker 4: Yeah, the brand new. That's back from the Amazon with that.
- 0:27Speaker 1: Nice. Marshall, say hi to everybody. Come on.
- 0:29Speaker 4: I love that you bring Marshall. Has Marshall come on
- 0:31Speaker 4: other podcasts?
- 0:32Speaker 1: Yes, he's been on a couple. You good boy.
- 0:35Speaker 4: You good boy.
- 0:35Speaker 1: I just have to keep him from going under the water,
- 0:39Speaker 1: little buddy.
- 0:39Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 0:40Speaker 1: I've got to keep him from getting under the water.
- 0:43Speaker 1: Come on up here. Come on up here.
- 0:45Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 0:48Speaker 1: He's the best.
- 0:49Speaker 4: He is the best.
- 0:50Speaker 1: He's a big sweetie.
- 0:51Speaker 4: He's soft, man. He's got an amazing coat.
- 0:54Speaker 1: He's a big sweetie. Well, he gets groomed. Oh, thank you.
- 0:57Speaker 1: Thank you for the kisses.
- 0:58Speaker 3: Okay.
- 0:59Speaker 1: Lie down, please.
- 1:01Speaker 4: Lie down.
- 1:02Speaker 1: Lie down, please. So. Oh, my God. You released that video.
- 1:07Speaker 1: I saw the video of the uncontacted tribe.
- 1:10Speaker 4: Yeah, hitting send on that was scary.
- 1:12Speaker 1: Woo.
- 1:13Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:14Speaker 1: Wild.
- 1:14Speaker 4: I sent you a message that day.
- 1:16Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:16Speaker 4: When that happened.
- 1:17Speaker 1: Yeah, you did. That is crazy. I've showed it to
- 1:20Speaker 1: a few people, but we never showed it live. So, Marsha,
- 1:23Speaker 1: you got to lie down, buddy. You can't be climbing
- 1:26Speaker 1: under the wires. Lie down, Bubba.
- 1:28Speaker 4: Sit, sit, sit. Good boy, good boy, good boy.
- 1:31Speaker 1: That experience has to be so insane to contact, like,
- 1:35Speaker 1: legitimately uncontacted people. There they are. Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen,
- 1:39Speaker 1: do not look at their dongs.
- 1:41Speaker 4: Do not. Well, I mean, you know, but also maybe
- 1:43Speaker 4: take a style tip from them and tie them up.
- 1:45Speaker 1: Weird how they got their waist wrapped up, but they
- 1:49Speaker 1: don't have their dongs wrapped up or their butthole.
- 1:52Speaker 4: Well, it seems like they're trying to protect or they're
- 1:56Speaker 4: trying to keep lots of rope. I think rope is
- 1:58Speaker 4: like their main thing. So that's how they carry all
- 2:01Speaker 4: their rope.
- 2:02Speaker 1: Interesting.
- 2:03Speaker 4: They carry their rope around their waist. They carry their
- 2:05Speaker 4: rope around their waist and they just want rope. They
- 2:08Speaker 4: want rope and bananas.
- 2:10Speaker 1: Do bananas grow in the Amazon?
- 2:13Speaker 4: So bananas don't grow unless people plant them. So there's
- 2:16Speaker 4: certain human settlements where you can find old bananas growing.
- 2:20Speaker 4: But plantains really is what this is. Mm-hmm. And they
- 2:23Speaker 4: were requesting them. What you see happening here is.
- 2:25Speaker 1: They request them. Yes.
- 2:26Speaker 4: They come out. And I mean, these are people coming
- 2:28Speaker 4: out a thousand years late to society. And they're out
- 2:31Speaker 4: on the beach holding up their hands saying, no mole.
- 2:33Speaker 4: We are the brothers. No mole means brothers. And so
- 2:36Speaker 4: now we actually think that they call themselves the brothers.
- 2:39Speaker 1: Whoa.
- 2:40Speaker 4: And their first thing was, we want bananas. And so
- 2:44Speaker 4: the local anthropologists that we were with, we were just
- 2:46Speaker 4: there to work with the communities that we work with.
- 2:50Speaker 4: And these guys came out across the beach and you
- 2:53Speaker 4: see them, they're holding their bows and those bows are
- 2:56Speaker 4: six foot bows, seven foot arrows. And we were said,
- 2:59Speaker 4: you know, the anthropologist was saying, put down your weapons,
- 3:01Speaker 4: put down your bows before you talk to us. This
- 3:04Speaker 4: is does not need to be violent because their first
- 3:07Speaker 4: instinct is to defend themselves. And so there's maybe 20,
- 3:10Speaker 4: 30 of us. And the local guys had a couple
- 3:13Speaker 4: of shotguns just in case for protection. Because we were
- 3:16Speaker 4: not initiating contact. That's the thing I've been explaining to everybody.
- 3:19Speaker 4: We were just there working in the community. They came
- 3:22Speaker 4: out to us.
- 3:23Speaker 1: So they knew you were there and they came out
- 3:25Speaker 1: to you. And how does someone speak their language?
- 3:28Speaker 4: There's one guy in the community that kind of speaks
- 3:31Speaker 4: a little bit. They speak in the community. They speak Yine.
- 3:34Speaker 4: The Mashko Piros speak a derivation of that. And so
- 3:38Speaker 4: they're speaking in broken terms across the river. So they
- 3:42Speaker 4: were sort of shirts versus skins. We were on this
- 3:44Speaker 4: side of the river. They were on that side of
- 3:46Speaker 4: the river. And then, I mean, the courage of this
- 3:50Speaker 4: guy to get in the river and go, you know,
- 3:53Speaker 4: 10 feet from them and push the canoe. There was
- 3:55Speaker 4: no contact, no physical contact made. But he gave them
- 3:58Speaker 4: these plantains. And then you notice when they take them,
- 4:02Speaker 4: It's not like, oh, yeah, let's take the plantains. We'll
- 4:04Speaker 4: go back in the jungle and divvy them up. It's like,
- 4:06Speaker 4: what I get, I get. They're fighting over them. And
- 4:08Speaker 4: they were all screaming and fighting over them. So there's
- 4:10Speaker 4: desperation there.
- 4:12Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I mean, I guess food is fucking hard
- 4:15Speaker 1: to come by, right? I mean, the jungle is filled
- 4:17Speaker 1: with life, but it's still, it's got to be difficult
- 4:21Speaker 1: to source. And you've got to do it every single day.
- 4:24Speaker 4: Every single day.
- 4:24Speaker 1: There's no refrigeration. There's no preservation.
- 4:28Speaker 4: No. No, so everything is instantaneous. You shoot a monkey,
- 4:30Speaker 4: you got to cook it and eat it. You know,
- 4:31Speaker 4: you get a turtle, you got to, you got to
- 4:33Speaker 4: eat it. You got to open it and eat it.
- 4:34Speaker 4: And so there's, I mean, you can see there, there, there, there's,
- 4:37Speaker 4: there's more, there's that, that questioning look on their face.
- 4:40Speaker 4: They don't understand who really, who we are. And, and the,
- 4:44Speaker 4: really the only communications that we got was we need,
- 4:47Speaker 4: we need more food and stop cutting down our trees.
- 4:53Speaker 4: They wanted to, they said, who are the bad ones?
- 4:55Speaker 4: They said of you, who are the bad ones? Why
- 4:57Speaker 4: are you cutting down Our biggest trees.
- 5:00Speaker 1: Well, not just cutting down the trees, but also killing
- 5:02Speaker 1: the indigenous people that protest it, that get in the
- 5:05Speaker 1: way of it. If their tribe is centrally located in
- 5:09Speaker 1: an area where they're chopping down the trees, they kill
- 5:10Speaker 1: those people.
- 5:11Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 5:12Speaker 4: Yeah. And so right now what we have is we
- 5:13Speaker 4: have the loggers and the gold miners coming in. And
- 5:15Speaker 4: so since like the last time I saw you, it
- 5:18Speaker 4: was we were nailing all these successes, adding acres to
- 5:21Speaker 4: the reserve because what we're doing is trying to create.
- 5:24Speaker 4: this corridor, which is going to become a national park.
- 5:26Speaker 4: We're trying to save this one river in the headwaters
- 5:28Speaker 4: of the Amazon. And we had been on this success run,
- 5:31Speaker 4: you know, from, from people hearing the stories from things
- 5:35Speaker 4: like this, people coming in and helping us do that.
- 5:40Speaker 4: And then it started to change where we realized, okay,
- 5:43Speaker 4: we're protecting so much land that the logging mafias and
- 5:46Speaker 4: the narco traffickers started pushing back. And so now it's
- 5:50Speaker 4: getting more serious. As we're getting closer to the finish line,
- 5:53Speaker 4: it's getting harder because they're going, we want this to
- 5:55Speaker 4: remain wild. And we're going, we're trying to protect this.
- 5:59Speaker 4: And the local communities are going, this is our forest.
- 6:02Speaker 4: And the loggers and the narcos and the miners are
- 6:04Speaker 4: coming from other places and they're cutting down this forest.
- 6:08Speaker 4: And so it's just, you know, I mean, everyone knows
- 6:09Speaker 4: the Amazon is the lungs of the earth. Everyone knows
- 6:13Speaker 4: it produces a fifth of our oxygen on our planet.
- 6:16Speaker 4: It contains a fifth of the oxygen of the fresh
- 6:19Speaker 4: water on our planet. So it's vital to global planetary stability.
- 6:24Speaker 4: But we've already destroyed 20% of it. And so we're
- 6:27Speaker 4: seeing the moisture cycle get broken. 20% of the whole
- 6:30Speaker 4: Amazon rainforest.
- 6:31Speaker 1: That's insane.
- 6:32Speaker 4: And that thing is 2.7 million square miles. And I
- 6:37Speaker 4: think the lower 48 is 3 point something million square miles.
- 6:42Speaker 4: It's gigantic.
- 6:43Speaker 1: Wow. And they've already killed off 20% of it.
- 6:47Speaker 4: 20% of it's already gone.
- 6:48Speaker 1: Is it mostly cattle running? What are they doing it for?
- 6:54Speaker 4: Cattle ranching accounts for 60% of Amazon deforestation. And then
- 6:57Speaker 4: it's just development, roads. China has a new shipping port
- 7:01Speaker 4: in Peru that they want to create, I think, a
- 7:05Speaker 4: railroad over the Andes Mountains or through the Andes Mountains
- 7:08Speaker 4: so they can start. Getting access to the Amazon for
- 7:11Speaker 4: Asian markets.
- 7:12Speaker 1: Is it true they carved out a giant pathway through
- 7:15Speaker 1: the Amazon for a climate change conference?
- 7:18Speaker 4: You know, I've been trying to figure out if that's true.
- 7:20Speaker 4: I saw that go all over the Internet.
- 7:21Speaker 1: But it's one of those things like who knows if
- 7:23Speaker 1: that's real.
- 7:24Speaker 4: That and then the other one is they're like, you know,
- 7:26Speaker 4: Swedish billionaire bought this much of the Amazon. And it's like,
- 7:29Speaker 4: but what's his name? They keep saying that. And I'm like,
- 7:32Speaker 4: I don't.
- 7:32Speaker 1: Well, let's put it into perplexity and find out if
- 7:34Speaker 1: that's true. Whether or not they carved out a pathway
- 7:39Speaker 1: through the Amazon for a climate change summit. Because that
- 7:43Speaker 1: sounds like horseshit.
- 7:44Speaker 4: That just sounds too ridiculous.
- 7:46Speaker 1: There's no way they would do something that stupid.
- 7:48Speaker 4: I don't know, but I did see people.
- 7:49Speaker 1: Also, why would they have a climate change summit in
- 7:52Speaker 1: the Amazon? Are you going to do it in a tent?
- 7:54Speaker 4: No, I think they did it in Manaus. I mean,
- 7:55Speaker 4: there are cities in the Amazon. There's Iquitos, there's Manaus.
- 7:57Speaker 1: Right, sure. But you can fly into those cities. You
- 8:00Speaker 1: don't need to carve out a fucking pathway.
- 8:02Speaker 4: But I remember seeing a video of this guy and
- 8:04Speaker 4: he was saying like, this is where the jungle used
- 8:06Speaker 4: to be and now it's just this big road. And
- 8:08Speaker 4: I was like, but again, who in charge of the climate,
- 8:11Speaker 4: unless they were going to have a climate conference and
- 8:14Speaker 4: just local administrators and politicians said, well, we better get
- 8:17Speaker 4: ready and clear this area. And like, maybe it wasn't intentional.
- 8:20Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 8:21Speaker 1: I mean, if they have pictures of it. Whoa, it's
- 8:24Speaker 1: on the BBC. Amazon forest fell to build road for
- 8:28Speaker 1: climate summit.
- 8:28Speaker 4: There you go.
- 8:29Speaker 1: Oh, my God. It's real. Oh, my God. A new
- 8:36Speaker 1: four-lane highway cutting through tens of thousands of acres of
- 8:38Speaker 1: protected Amazon rainforest is being built for the COP30 climate
- 8:44Speaker 1: summit in the Brazilian city of Belém. Oh, my God.
- 8:48Speaker 4: I wish it wasn't Manaus.
- 8:49Speaker 1: That is so crazy. It aims to ease traffic to
- 8:52Speaker 1: the city. Which will help climate. It's easier to drive
- 8:55Speaker 1: when there's no trees. Which owes more than 50,000 people,
- 8:57Speaker 1: including world leaders, at the conference in November. The state
- 9:00Speaker 1: government touts the highway sustainable. I love how they use
- 9:05Speaker 1: that term. Sustainable is one of those wonderful terms. You
- 9:07Speaker 1: can just throw on things. Sustainable credentials, but some locals
- 9:16Speaker 1: and conservationists are outraged at the environmental impact. Yeah, duh.
- 9:21Speaker 1: That's crazy.
- 9:22Speaker 4: Look at that.
- 9:22Speaker 1: You're chopping down trees to protest chopping down trees. That's
- 9:26Speaker 1: fucking insane. Sounds amazing. I just, you know. At what
- 9:32Speaker 1: point in time are people going to wake up?
- 9:34Speaker 4: At one point in time, people are going to wake up.
- 9:36Speaker 4: And I think that that's, you know, that's sort of
- 9:38Speaker 4: as I've been. I've just started this book tour and
- 9:41Speaker 4: everything else. And it's the thing I'm trying to impress.
- 9:43Speaker 4: I was just talking about this the other night is like.
- 9:46Speaker 4: We've had world wars. We've had great famines. We had
- 9:50Speaker 4: the dust bowls. There's never been a time in history, though,
- 9:52Speaker 4: before where we're looking at, is there going to be
- 9:55Speaker 4: ecological collapse? The thing that I'm talking about with where
- 9:59Speaker 4: they've cut 20% of the Amazon, scientists are warning that
- 10:01Speaker 4: if we cut too much of the Amazon, that moisture cycle,
- 10:05Speaker 4: I think the thing was that 20 trillion liters of
- 10:08Speaker 4: water every day are pumped into the air from the Amazon,
- 10:11Speaker 4: and that becomes the cloud system that rains back down
- 10:13Speaker 4: and creates the Amazon rainforest. If you cut too much
- 10:16Speaker 4: of that, you break the cycle. And that forest has
- 10:19Speaker 4: been growing for something like 55 million years i believe
- 10:22Speaker 4: it formed in the eocene and so we are the
- 10:26Speaker 4: generation that's going to decide do we find a sustainable
- 10:29Speaker 4: way to keep the animal the amazon rainforest functioning or
- 10:33Speaker 4: are we going to break that cycle and once we
- 10:34Speaker 4: lose it it's not going to come back.
- 10:37Speaker 1: It's so crazy it's so crazy that people are so
- 10:40Speaker 1: short-sighted they're like we want them have cattle ranches.
- 10:45Speaker 4: It is disorganization and apathy. It's like we have the
- 10:49Speaker 4: ability to organize incredibly. If you can organize an airport,
- 10:52Speaker 4: you can figure out a way to protect a forest.
- 10:54Speaker 4: But the fact that it's in numerous Latin American countries,
- 10:57Speaker 4: Brazil wants to develop. In Peru, you have the illegal
- 10:59Speaker 4: gold miners coming in and now you have the pressure
- 11:02Speaker 4: from the Asian markets. And we found that if you
- 11:06Speaker 4: just– I mean that's what we've been doing over the
- 11:08Speaker 4: last 20 years is going to these gold miners and
- 11:10Speaker 4: loggers and going, how much do you make? And they go,
- 11:12Speaker 4: $ 20 a day. You go– Do you want to make 60?
- 11:15Speaker 4: And you get a cool shirt and you get health
- 11:17Speaker 4: benefits and you get to ride a boat and you
- 11:20Speaker 4: get a team. And they're like, yeah, that sounds so
- 11:22Speaker 4: much better. And they're happy to come over, but they
- 11:24Speaker 4: need the opportunity.
- 11:25Speaker 1: We've talked about you doing that. I think that is
- 11:27Speaker 1: really amazing. It's just crazy that it takes a person
- 11:31Speaker 1: like you and your organization to like put some sort
- 11:35Speaker 1: of a dent in this. This isn't some sort of
- 11:37Speaker 1: a gigantic global effort. That there's not a lot of
- 11:41Speaker 1: people that are recognizing this issue and saying, hey, this
- 11:45Speaker 1: is a huge problem if this goes away.
- 11:48Speaker 4: I think though that there– I see in the world
- 11:50Speaker 4: that I exist in, I see that all over the
- 11:52Speaker 4: world there's people doing conservation projects and that we are
- 11:55Speaker 4: at this point where there's enough happening where– If you
- 12:07Speaker 4: break too much down, if you ruin our ocean fisheries,
- 12:09Speaker 4: if you cut the rainforests in the forest, you're going
- 12:11Speaker 4: to ruin the weather. The stuff that comes standard with
- 12:14Speaker 4: life on Earth is going to be depleted. And so
- 12:17Speaker 4: I think, you know, you see tiger numbers going up
- 12:20Speaker 4: in India. You see that there's actually been an increase
- 12:23Speaker 4: in forest cover globally. But in some of the most
- 12:25Speaker 4: important areas, like the Amazon, it's just wild. And I mean,
- 12:30Speaker 4: that's what we're doing is, you know, The guy, JJ,
- 12:34Speaker 4: that I work with who's local, he's been trying to–
- 12:36Speaker 4: he's been saying this for years. I mean since we
- 12:38Speaker 4: saw each other, he got– which I don't know how
- 12:40Speaker 4: this happened. I don't know how some of this stuff happens.
- 12:43Speaker 4: But we got an email one day from Time and
- 12:47Speaker 4: they were like, we're selecting our 100 climate leaders of 2024.
- 12:51Speaker 4: And they're like, JJ is one of them. And I
- 12:56Speaker 4: have no idea how the people at Time select this,
- 12:59Speaker 4: but they chose this. I mean JJ grew up. in
- 13:02Speaker 4: an indigenous community barefoot. He didn't have shoes until he
- 13:05Speaker 4: was 13. And it was because he saw his forest
- 13:08Speaker 4: get destroyed. And because he saw the fish vanish from
- 13:11Speaker 4: the rivers as nets came in. And then as chainsaws
- 13:14Speaker 4: came to the region, he saw the trees go down
- 13:15Speaker 4: and he went, we got to protect the next river.
- 13:19Speaker 4: And so he's the one that, you know, when I
- 13:20Speaker 4: went down there at 18 years old, he's the one
- 13:22Speaker 4: that was like, look, you got to help me protect this.
- 13:25Speaker 4: And of course at 18 years old, I was like, how,
- 13:27Speaker 4: how do I do that? How, how on earth is
- 13:30Speaker 4: that possible? And then when we started seeing the smoke
- 13:33Speaker 4: on the horizon and we started hearing the chainsaws and
- 13:35Speaker 4: it got more urgent, I started telling these stories and
- 13:38Speaker 4: then the Anaconda stories and everything else, the first book
- 13:40Speaker 4: that I wrote. And little by little, Jane Goodall, people
- 13:46Speaker 4: helped along the way. Joe Rogan helped along the way.
- 13:49Speaker 1: Well, I'm happy to get the word out because, I mean,
- 13:54Speaker 1: it's kind of insane that it's happening. But it's also
- 13:57Speaker 1: that place is such a magical place. And it has
- 14:00Speaker 1: such an insane history that we're just starting to understand
- 14:04Speaker 1: the history of the people that lived there. I mean
- 14:07Speaker 1: through the use of LIDAR, they're just starting to understand
- 14:09Speaker 1: that the entire place was massively populated and that a
- 14:13Speaker 1: lot of the plants that exist in the Amazon are
- 14:17Speaker 1: actually agriculture plants that went rogue when the people were
- 14:23Speaker 1: depopulated because people brought in smallpox.
- 14:28Speaker 4: I got to push back on that. That's that's I
- 14:30Speaker 4: feel like that's a theory that's been becoming prevalent as
- 14:33Speaker 4: a theory.
- 14:34Speaker 1: Well, sure. There was a jungle before. Yeah. Because even
- 14:37Speaker 1: in the lost city of Z, I mean, even the talk.
- 14:39Speaker 1: What is it? Percy Fawcett?
- 14:41Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 14:42Speaker 1: People that went there, they talked about the Amazon being
- 14:45Speaker 1: a lush rainforest.
- 14:46Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 14:47Speaker 1: And these enormous cities that were incredibly complex.
- 14:52Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 14:52Speaker 1: Before the jungle swallowed them up. So it's clear that
- 14:55Speaker 1: there was some form of jungle there already.
- 14:58Speaker 4: 100%.
- 14:59Speaker 1: But that these plants that they grew for agriculture were
- 15:03Speaker 1: the ones that had, you know, once people stopped tending
- 15:08Speaker 1: them and taking care of them, they overwhelmed the rest
- 15:10Speaker 1: of the forest.
- 15:11Speaker 4: Yeah, a friend sent me a clip, and I think
- 15:13Speaker 4: you were talking to Tom Segura, and you went, you know,
- 15:15Speaker 4: and the crazy thing about the Amazon, and you went,
- 15:18Speaker 4: it's largely man-made, and I was like, and I was like,
- 15:21Speaker 4: through something and i was like no.
- 15:22Speaker 1: Well let's find out why we said that let's uh
- 15:25Speaker 1: pull that up um put run that into perplexity and
- 15:28Speaker 1: see what articles we get because what they're saying is
- 15:32Speaker 1: that these plants that the number if i believe if
- 15:36Speaker 1: i'm not misstating the numbers that they exist in are
- 15:40Speaker 1: not natural.
- 15:41Speaker 4: But that's only around these ancient sites and so i
- 15:44Speaker 4: went and did a deep dive into this and the
- 15:46Speaker 4: sites that they've studied are along the watersheds and so
- 15:49Speaker 4: in the amazon you have terra firma which is sort
- 15:52Speaker 4: of dry forest and then it dips into the river
- 15:54Speaker 4: basin and you have flood plain most of these cities
- 15:57Speaker 4: existed on flood plains and so where the scientists are
- 15:59Speaker 4: able to go is up the rivers and they go
- 16:01Speaker 4: to the edges of these flood plains where they find
- 16:03Speaker 4: ancient human settlements and that's where you find terra preta
- 16:05Speaker 4: soil which is human engineered and that's where you find
- 16:08Speaker 4: there'll be like a higher incidence of certain trees or
- 16:11Speaker 4: certain plants what are these trees And so like bananas,
- 16:14Speaker 4: for example, or sometimes they'll plant a higher amount of
- 16:18Speaker 4: Brazil nut trees.
- 16:19Speaker 1: So here it is, our sponsor, Perplexity, which is always accurate.
- 16:22Speaker 1: Estimates suggest that roughly 10 to 15 percent of the
- 16:25Speaker 1: Amazon standing forest shows clear signs of being man-made or
- 16:29Speaker 1: strongly shaped by long-term indigenous management. Not planted as uniform
- 16:34Speaker 1: tree farms, but modified over thousands of years. Much of
- 16:37Speaker 1: the Amazon that looks wild has been influenced by pre-Columbian
- 16:40Speaker 1: indigenous agroforestry. Soil enrichment, Amazon dark earths, that's terra preta,
- 16:47Speaker 1: and species selection rather than being a purely untouched wilderness.
- 16:51Speaker 1: These systems differ from modern plantations. They are diverse, semi-natural
- 16:56Speaker 1: forests enriched with useful trees and crops rather than rows
- 16:59Speaker 1: of single commercial species. So the idea of the terra
- 17:04Speaker 1: preta was that a lot of the Amazon soil is
- 17:07Speaker 1: not good for agriculture. Is that correct?
- 17:09Speaker 4: It's barren.
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- 18:21Speaker 4: It used to be a vast inland sea.
- 18:24Speaker 1: Crazy.
- 18:25Speaker 4: Yes. When it separated from Africa, the Congo and the
- 18:29Speaker 4: Amazon used to be joined in some sort of proto-Congo system.
- 18:33Speaker 4: And then when they separated, the Amazon, South America hit
- 18:36Speaker 4: up against the Nazca Plate, the Andes Mountains shot up,
- 18:39Speaker 4: and then the salinated water drained out. And that's why
- 18:42Speaker 4: we still have inland freshwater stingrays, manatees, rhinos. pink river dolphins.
- 18:48Speaker 1: Oh, that makes sense.
- 18:49Speaker 4: And so that happened over millions of years as the
- 18:51Speaker 4: salinated water.
- 18:52Speaker 1: So over millions of years, the saltwater dolphins adapted to freshwater.
- 18:55Speaker 4: Exactly.
- 18:56Speaker 1: And is that why they became pink?
- 18:58Speaker 4: They became pink, I think, because they've lost their pigmentation.
- 19:01Speaker 4: They have terrible eyesight. They almost don't need to see
- 19:05Speaker 4: because in that sediment-rich water, they're using sonar.
- 19:10Speaker 1: Whoa, that's crazy.
- 19:13Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 19:14Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 19:14Speaker 1: Wow. So they've become almost blind?
- 19:17Speaker 4: All the fish. You pull out these giant catfish, they
- 19:19Speaker 4: hardly have eyes. They have, like, light-sensing organs. Whoa. You
- 19:23Speaker 4: can't see. I mean, there are clear rivers in the Amazon,
- 19:26Speaker 4: which I would love to go. I've never been to one. And, like,
- 19:28Speaker 4: the streams are clear, but the Amazon River itself is nothing.
- 19:31Speaker 4: Everyone's like, oh, you should bring a GoPro in the
- 19:33Speaker 4: river with you. And I'm like, for what? You're not
- 19:35Speaker 4: going to see anything.
- 19:36Speaker 1: It's just sediment. Yeah.
- 19:37Speaker 4: Yeah. But the thing that this... This theory about the
- 19:42Speaker 4: Amazon is even human engineered is wrong because when you
- 19:46Speaker 4: look at the size of the Amazon, you look at
- 19:48Speaker 4: that 2.7 million miles. it's that they've said that what
- 19:53Speaker 4: they're not getting is that in the areas that these
- 19:55Speaker 4: people have been studying with LIDAR and through this anthropological digging,
- 20:00Speaker 4: They're saying it's more than we thought. There's certainly more
- 20:03Speaker 4: human settlements than we previously thought. There maybe were a
- 20:06Speaker 4: few million people there before Pizarro and the explorers came.
- 20:12Speaker 4: But what you don't realize is that between the rivers,
- 20:15Speaker 4: between each river, which is the majority of the Amazon,
- 20:18Speaker 4: is this terra firma giant jungle with hundreds of miles
- 20:21Speaker 4: between the rivers. Nobody's been there. And so I just
- 20:25Speaker 4: was reading a scientific paper that was saying, They went
- 20:27Speaker 4: out and sampled those areas, and it showed absolutely no
- 20:31Speaker 4: sign of human engineering. And so most of the.
- 20:33Speaker 1: Forest— In terms of the growth of the plants, but
- 20:36Speaker 1: did they do LIDAR to see if there's previous structures?
- 20:38Speaker 4: Well, the good thing with the LIDAR is that they
- 20:39Speaker 4: fly over. And so LIDAR confirmed that over those human areas,
- 20:44Speaker 4: like you get like a river confluence where two rivers
- 20:46Speaker 4: are coming together, there'll be a human settlement there. And
- 20:48Speaker 4: in those areas, they find that the terra preta, they'll
- 20:51Speaker 4: find that the plants occur in different abundance and diversity
- 20:53Speaker 4: than in the other places. But that the– this message
- 20:56Speaker 4: that the Amazon itself was engineered by ancient humans or
- 21:01Speaker 4: prehistoric humans is not actually accurate. It was a wild jungle.
- 21:04Speaker 1: So do you think they're saying it for clickbait? Did
- 21:06Speaker 1: they make those articles for clickbait?
- 21:07Speaker 4: I think they're saying it because people build their careers
- 21:10Speaker 4: on– if you come out and say I have a
- 21:12Speaker 4: new theory about how this formed, it gets attention. There's
- 21:16Speaker 4: even a– and nothing against– what's his name? Graham Hancock? Mm-hmm.
- 21:21Speaker 4: For a while, everyone was like, oh, Paul Rosli needs
- 21:23Speaker 4: to debate Graham. I got nothing against Graham Hancock. He's great.
- 21:27Speaker 4: But it's just the messaging is becoming that the Amazon
- 21:31Speaker 4: was kind of man-made. And so what happens is you
- 21:34Speaker 4: get leaders like in Brazil going, well, if the Amazon
- 21:37Speaker 4: was really man-made, then we can manage it now. And
- 21:40Speaker 4: it's just not accurate. If you look at the– and
- 21:43Speaker 4: even Smithsonian did an article where they said these are
- 21:45Speaker 4: the current things that are coming out. These are the theories.
- 21:48Speaker 4: And then it went, yeah, but these theories– discount the
- 21:50Speaker 4: fact that 95% of the Amazon rainforest has not been
- 21:53Speaker 4: surveyed in this way. And most of it shows that
- 21:56Speaker 4: these are just wild ecosystems that have been growing since
- 21:59Speaker 4: the dawn of time for the last 55, 30 million years.
- 22:02Speaker 4: And it's just been speciating and growing and evolving on
- 22:06Speaker 4: its own. And it's only in these tiny areas that
- 22:08Speaker 4: humans have done this sort of engineering where there were tribes.
- 22:12Speaker 4: The first one to come down the Amazon, he mentioned
- 22:15Speaker 4: that there were tribes that had sectioned off parts of
- 22:18Speaker 4: the river, and they were growing the giant river turtles.
- 22:21Speaker 4: And that was their prime source of protein. So they
- 22:23Speaker 4: figured out how to get protein.
- 22:24Speaker 1: Big as a giant river turtle.
- 22:25Speaker 4: Oh, tremendous. They're like three or four feet across from
- 22:28Speaker 4: the carapace.
- 22:29Speaker 1: Show me a giant river turtle, Jamie. Oh, they're huge.
- 22:32Speaker 4: They're monstrous. Absolutely. We don't have them where we are.
- 22:35Speaker 4: Like bigger than sea turtles? Like those sea turtles you
- 22:37Speaker 4: get in Hawaii? Sea turtle size. They're huge. They're absolutely monstrous.
- 22:41Speaker 4: And then we found fossils over there. We were on
- 22:43Speaker 4: a beach. We found fossils of an eight-foot river turtle.
- 22:46Speaker 1: Yeah, but see like that. Okay, so just like the
- 22:48Speaker 1: ones you find in Hawaii. Those sea turtles are like
- 22:51Speaker 1: if you go to the big island, you could swim
- 22:53Speaker 1: with them. It's pretty dope. Yeah, these guys don't have
- 22:55Speaker 1: flippers though. They still have claws. Okay.
- 22:58Speaker 4: I mean those are monster turtles.
- 23:00Speaker 1: Massive. And so they were growing them, farming them for food.
- 23:04Speaker 4: They were farming them. And so in areas like that,
- 23:06Speaker 4: you're going to see agriculture. You're going to see pottery.
- 23:10Speaker 4: You're going to see terra preta. You're going to see
- 23:12Speaker 4: things where there was a small civilization by the edge
- 23:14Speaker 4: of the river. And then in the other 98% of
- 23:17Speaker 4: the Amazon, no one's ever been there.
- 23:19Speaker 1: Have you had sea turtle before? This kind of turtle,
- 23:22Speaker 1: whatever it is, have you eaten it yet?
- 23:23Speaker 4: Oh, sea turtle, no.
- 23:24Speaker 1: This?
- 23:25Speaker 4: Yes.
- 23:25Speaker 1: This turtle? Yeah?
- 23:26Speaker 4: Absolutely.
- 23:27Speaker 1: What is it like?
- 23:29Speaker 4: It's kind of slimy. It's not like anything. It's very
- 23:31Speaker 4: strange because they cook it and just, you know, everyone always,
- 23:35Speaker 4: how could you be a conservationist and eat the animal?
- 23:37Speaker 4: Because when you go to someone's house and they live
- 23:39Speaker 4: on the side of a river and they go, we're
- 23:40Speaker 4: having dinner. That's what they're serving.
- 23:43Speaker 1: You got to eat with them. You got to eat
- 23:44Speaker 1: with them. I wouldn't do that, man. You're ruining the earth.
- 23:46Speaker 4: How could you? Let me throw paint on it.
- 23:49Speaker 1: Let me glue myself to the shell.
- 23:51Speaker 4: Yes. That's what I'm going to do next time. And
- 23:54Speaker 4: I showed you that video where I'm sharing the monkey
- 23:56Speaker 4: head with the girl. And I was like, I was
- 23:58Speaker 4: babysitting a six-year-old and she was like, it's lunchtime. And
- 24:01Speaker 4: I was like, well, what did your parents leave you
- 24:02Speaker 4: for lunch? And she like opens this pot and pulls
- 24:04Speaker 4: out a monkey head. And she was like this. So
- 24:06Speaker 4: we put it on the fire, warmed it up. And
- 24:08Speaker 4: then we both sat there just like, I would like
- 24:11Speaker 4: rip off a piece for her because I was stronger
- 24:12Speaker 4: and give it to her. And then she was like, no, no, no,
- 24:14Speaker 4: I want the ear. And she would rip off the ear.
- 24:17Speaker 4: Like we just sat there eating a monkey face. And
- 24:19Speaker 4: so the turtle, they cook it in the shell. They'll
- 24:22Speaker 4: just like slit its throat, throw it on the fire.
- 24:24Speaker 4: And so it cooks in the shell. Then they part
- 24:26Speaker 4: the shell. And then you kind of just like, it's
- 24:29Speaker 4: like a slow cooked, like when the meat falls off
- 24:31Speaker 4: the bone.
- 24:31Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
- 24:32Speaker 4: You just throw a little salt on there.
- 24:34Speaker 1: And it's kind of, how do they get their salt?
- 24:36Speaker 1: Is that something they trade?
- 24:36Speaker 4: They trade for it. They trade for– I mean the
- 24:38Speaker 4: people I'm dealing with have access to the outside. Even
- 24:41Speaker 4: the really remote communities that are two days upriver, they
- 24:45Speaker 4: trade with the outside world. They have some interaction with money.
- 24:50Speaker 4: And so that's one of the things that we're doing
- 24:51Speaker 4: as an organization is saying, OK, what do you want
- 24:53Speaker 4: your future to look like? Because right now you have
- 24:56Speaker 4: a couple shotguns. You got a couple chainsaws. You got
- 24:59Speaker 4: a couple boats. And those things make you want money.
- 25:01Speaker 4: But you also want to eat fish out of the
- 25:03Speaker 4: river every day. Right. You also want to eat monkeys
- 25:06Speaker 4: every day. And these are your staples. And they're like,
- 25:10Speaker 4: you know, if you cut down more of these trees,
- 25:12Speaker 4: there will be less monkeys. If you shoot too many,
- 25:15Speaker 4: like it's not like they have deer tags where it's
- 25:17Speaker 4: like a monitored thing. They just, they're not understanding this.
- 25:20Speaker 4: You know, when it was a bow and arrow, it
- 25:21Speaker 4: was kind of a fair game.
- 25:22Speaker 1: Right.
- 25:23Speaker 4: Now the shotgun, it's like you can go shoot whatever
- 25:25Speaker 4: you want.
- 25:26Speaker 1: Yeah, every time you point at a monkey, it's dead.
- 25:27Speaker 4: Yes.
- 25:28Speaker 1: It's not a tricky hunt.
- 25:30Speaker 4: And so we're, these guys are, you know, working with
- 25:32Speaker 4: us as rangers and we're building this development. developing this
- 25:35Speaker 4: relationship with the local communities of saying, how do you,
- 25:39Speaker 4: do you want to continue living this way? Do you
- 25:40Speaker 4: want your kids to live this way? And the answer
- 25:43Speaker 4: usually is yes, but with better health and education. So
- 25:47Speaker 4: we want to guess, but that's interesting. So they like
- 25:50Speaker 4: that way of life. They want, they want to continue
- 25:53Speaker 4: that way of life because it's the only thing they've known.
- 25:55Speaker 4: I mean, has, have any of these people ever gone
- 25:58Speaker 4: to like any of these other cities that are fairly
- 26:01Speaker 4: close or, that they could reach and see what that
- 26:04Speaker 4: life is like? Yeah, we bought, we brought one of
- 26:06Speaker 4: the communities. They were having trouble with the Peruvian government
- 26:09Speaker 4: getting recognized as an indigenous community. And they were having
- 26:13Speaker 4: this trouble for 15 years. And we, we used, you know,
- 26:16Speaker 4: now we have lawyers and people and we have an
- 26:18Speaker 4: office and all this stuff in Peru. And so we,
- 26:20Speaker 4: we went and sat down with them. We said, okay,
- 26:22Speaker 4: why are you having this trouble? I mean, you clearly
- 26:24Speaker 4: are an indigenous community. What's, what's the holdup? And the
- 26:27Speaker 4: holdup was that it takes two days for them to
- 26:29Speaker 4: get to the nearest town. When they get to the
- 26:31Speaker 4: nearest town, they're,
- 27:04Speaker 4: their indigenous titled land. And so now no one can
- 27:06Speaker 4: take that away from them. And so for that, we
- 27:08Speaker 4: brought them all to the city. We had a big
- 27:11Speaker 4: conference and we had a big celebration about it and
- 27:13Speaker 4: they all had the feathers on their head and they
- 27:15Speaker 4: were all celebrating and now they're safe.
- 27:18Speaker 1: Is there any pushback? Like, is there any like political
- 27:21Speaker 1: influence by the, whatever it is, miners, ranchers, anyone who
- 27:26Speaker 1: tries to stop that from happening, bribe people to try
- 27:29Speaker 1: to take over the land of these people?
- 27:31Speaker 4: Absolutely. I mean, the Amazon is a war zone of, influence.
- 27:35Speaker 4: And so you have, I mean, the miners, if anybody
- 27:38Speaker 4: tries to protest the gold mining, they kill you. So
- 27:41Speaker 4: one of the lawyers that I was working with, his
- 27:43Speaker 4: father had come out and said, look, as a local
- 27:46Speaker 4: Peruvian person in the jungle, I want this to stop.
- 27:49Speaker 4: They can't, they're destroying. There's a, Jamie, there's a photo
- 27:53Speaker 4: in the folder that says, I think it says sandstorm
- 27:56Speaker 4: or something, but it's just, it's not even, again, deserts
- 27:59Speaker 4: are actually ecosystems. This is a wasteland. They've They've destroyed
- 28:03Speaker 4: hundreds of thousands of acres in the Peruvian Amazon. You
- 28:06Speaker 4: can see it from space. It's this horrible scar. And
- 28:08Speaker 4: they've cut the trees, burned the forest, and then they've
- 28:11Speaker 4: sucked the land up. And then they take the bottom
- 28:16Speaker 4: of the sediment and they use mercury to bind the
- 28:18Speaker 4: gold out of the sediment. And then they burn the
- 28:20Speaker 4: mercury off the gold, releasing it into the air.
- 28:23Speaker 1: Oh, great. Oh, yeah.
- 28:25Speaker 4: So that then in the rain, it comes down as
- 28:26Speaker 4: mercury rain, which gets into the fish, which gets into
- 28:29Speaker 4: the people.
- 28:29Speaker 1: And then also the miners must be getting mercury poisoning.
- 28:32Speaker 4: The miners all have mercury poisoning, birth defects, health problems,
- 28:36Speaker 4: respiratory issues.
- 28:38Speaker 1: I mean, it's some of the fires.
- 28:43Speaker 4: Is that you? That is me. That is me running
- 28:46Speaker 4: out there.
- 28:46Speaker 1: So you're right there.
- 28:47Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 28:48Speaker 1: I mean, as soon as we see forest burning, we
- 28:51Speaker 1: run towards it. And it rains there a lot, right?
- 28:54Speaker 1: So how long does this forest fire last?
- 28:56Speaker 4: Well, they do it in September. It's like July through
- 29:01Speaker 4: September when the forest is at its driest. They come
- 29:04Speaker 4: in and they cut the forest and they leave it down.
- 29:06Speaker 1: What was that picture you just showed me, Jamie?
- 29:07Speaker 4: That's a horrible picture.
- 29:08Speaker 1: Is that animals burned alive on a tree?
- 29:11Speaker 4: That's two baby jaguars that were burned alive.
- 29:13Speaker 1: Oh, God.
- 29:14Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 29:15Speaker 1: And they're just stuck on the tree, burned alive?
- 29:17Speaker 4: That's crazy. People talk about, you know, we're losing ecosystems.
- 29:21Speaker 4: And it's like, It's not just about us. These animals
- 29:24Speaker 4: live there. They have nowhere else to go. And so
- 29:26Speaker 4: there's massive individual suffering for millions of animals on a
- 29:29Speaker 4: single tree. And so then when you have these fires
- 29:33Speaker 4: where they cut the forest and just burn everything, this,
- 29:37Speaker 4: I mean, those trees would have been filled with monkeys
- 29:39Speaker 4: and birds. and and and and the snakes you know
- 29:42Speaker 4: they they get scared they burrow deeper into their hole
- 29:44Speaker 4: and then they're then it burns and so this is
- 29:47Speaker 4: all for gold mining this was the this was for
- 29:50Speaker 4: cattle ranching this one this was invaders on our river
- 29:54Speaker 4: that come in from other places they would they set
- 29:56Speaker 4: up cows they set up papaya and I mean, this
- 29:59Speaker 4: is what it's supposed to look like. It's supposed to
- 30:01Speaker 4: be this lush, verdant, ancient rainforest filled with wildlife. I mean,
- 30:06Speaker 4: the cacophony of sound. When you're going to sleep in
- 30:10Speaker 4: your tent at night and you're out in a place
- 30:11Speaker 4: like that, it's just this throbbing, pulsing symphony. It's incredible.
- 30:16Speaker 4: The magic of that place, of real wilderness, is wild.
- 30:20Speaker 4: I mean, that particular shot was wild. It's– we had
- 30:23Speaker 4: to go for days to reach that spot, all day
- 30:26Speaker 4: on the river camp, all day on the river camp.
- 30:28Speaker 4: You're going up rapids. You're going up the waterfalls to
- 30:31Speaker 4: get to these places that nobody can go. And there's
- 30:33Speaker 4: an example of– that was specifically a location where they've
- 30:38Speaker 4: studied and they've found that there's never been a human
- 30:40Speaker 4: settlement there. It's just a corner of the Amazon. Ever.
- 30:43Speaker 1: Have they done LIDAR in these areas where they say that.
- 30:45Speaker 4: People have never been? I don't know for sure.
- 30:47Speaker 1: That's where it gets weird, right? Because like they've done
- 30:49Speaker 1: LIDAR on some of these places that were like very
- 30:52Speaker 1: lush and tropical and then they find these structures underneath it. Absolutely.
- 30:55Speaker 1: They find these areas that clearly had some sort of
- 31:00Speaker 1: pathways and like geometric patterns that indicate foundations of buildings.
- 31:07Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 31:07Speaker 1: Those are there.
- 31:08Speaker 4: I just think that right now the problem is that
- 31:10Speaker 4: it's getting grossly overstated. How much of the Amazon– if
- 31:13Speaker 4: you take it as a football field and you go, man,
- 31:15Speaker 4: I thought it was only in this much of the
- 31:17Speaker 4: football field, in a few inches of it. And then
- 31:20Speaker 4: you find out there's actually 10 feet of the football
- 31:23Speaker 4: field that was– still the rest of the football field
- 31:26Speaker 4: is still wild.
- 31:27Speaker 1: Right, right.
- 31:28Speaker 4: And so I think that's the message that's getting lost
- 31:30Speaker 4: is they're going, there's a lot more here than we thought.
- 31:33Speaker 4: That doesn't mean the whole thing.
- 31:34Speaker 1: I watched a documentary once on this guy who was
- 31:36Speaker 1: losing his mind. He was a scientist who was a
- 31:39Speaker 1: biologist who was convinced that the giant sloth still existed
- 31:43Speaker 1: in the Amazon and they couldn't find it. And that
- 31:47Speaker 1: these people who lived there were telling him, we see them,
- 31:50Speaker 1: we know what they are, we have a name for them.
- 31:52Speaker 1: And this guy had been there for years and he
- 31:54Speaker 1: was losing his mind because he couldn't find it. And
- 31:56Speaker 1: he sort of staked his academic reputation on the idea
- 32:00Speaker 1: that this sloth existed, couldn't find anything. But it doesn't
- 32:03Speaker 1: mean it's not there.
- 32:04Speaker 4: It doesn't mean it's not there.
- 32:05Speaker 1: Because there's so much.
- 32:07Speaker 4: There's so much. And the locals are never wrong.
- 32:11Speaker 1: Like imagine if you were looking for a coyote and
- 32:14Speaker 1: you had to look through the entire– like there was
- 32:16Speaker 1: a thousand coyotes in the center of the United States
- 32:19Speaker 1: and you started in Pennsylvania.
- 32:21Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 32:21Speaker 1: And you were hiking your way like, I don't see
- 32:23Speaker 1: any fucking coyotes. But there's a thousand of them that
- 32:26Speaker 1: are in North Dakota. And you've got to find this.
- 32:30Speaker 4: That's a great way of thinking of it. It's the
- 32:33Speaker 4: same thing with rattlesnakes. When I was a teenager, I
- 32:35Speaker 4: was exploring the mountains of New York. And I was going,
- 32:40Speaker 4: it says there's rattlesnakes here. So I was just walking
- 32:42Speaker 4: around finding every kind of snake. I'd be like, well,
- 32:44Speaker 4: where are the rattlesnakes? And you don't realize that wildlife
- 32:47Speaker 4: occurs in populations. And so the rattlesnakes were all near
- 32:50Speaker 4: rattlesnake dens. And so then I started making friends with
- 32:53Speaker 4: other guys that were into snakes. And they were like, yeah,
- 32:54Speaker 4: we know where they are. It's only– you see that
- 32:56Speaker 4: mountain right there? It's like it's on the side of that.
- 32:59Speaker 4: Go to that in the morning when there's sun and
- 33:01Speaker 4: you'll see them basking. It's like you got to go
- 33:03Speaker 4: to where they live.
- 33:04Speaker 1: Right. And you have to talk to the people that
- 33:06Speaker 1: actually know. Well, this guy was trying to do that.
- 33:09Speaker 1: But there was this one scene of exasperation. Where he was, like,
- 33:14Speaker 1: sitting down saying, did I stake my entire reputation on
- 33:17Speaker 1: horse shit, you know?
- 33:18Speaker 4: Did he, did he?
- 33:19Speaker 1: Buddy, do you have to pee? He keeps getting up,
- 33:22Speaker 1: which is unusual for him. Can you tell Jeff to
- 33:24Speaker 1: come and get him and see if he can, he
- 33:26Speaker 1: might have to pee. He's generally, he's happy to chill.
- 33:31Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll just lay down.
- 33:32Speaker 1: He keeps getting up and he's huffing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 33:34Speaker 1: Which is like, he communicates that way.
- 33:36Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 33:36Speaker 1: Like, when he wants to eat, he comes up to
- 33:37Speaker 1: me and he huffs, you know? My buddy's the.
- 33:40Speaker 4: Best, Jeff. No, but I think that that's the truth.
- 33:46Speaker 4: People think it's like you can just go find this stuff.
- 33:49Speaker 4: And the secrets in this world are hidden for a reason.
- 33:53Speaker 4: And even if there is a tribe that knows about
- 33:56Speaker 4: the giant ground sloths, they're not going to tell us. Right.
- 34:00Speaker 4: They're not going to tell someone from the outside. So
- 34:02Speaker 4: it might be like one valley between two mountains where
- 34:06Speaker 4: there's still a population.
- 34:07Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure he has to go. Thanks, Jeff.
- 34:14Speaker 4: I wouldn't– you know.
- 34:14Speaker 1: I mean there's got to be a bunch– well, there's
- 34:16Speaker 1: so many plants that they find there. This is an
- 34:19Speaker 1: interesting statistic. Find out what percentage of pharmaceutical drugs, the
- 34:26Speaker 1: compounds emanate from the Amazon. It's an enormous percentage.
- 34:30Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah. A lot of the base drugs. Quinine
- 34:32Speaker 4: came from the Amazon, the first cure for malaria. I
- 34:35Speaker 4: know Captopril, which was a blood pressure medication, came from
- 34:38Speaker 4: Bushmaster Venom. That was in the 90s. There's so much.
- 34:42Speaker 1: I mean, I just got whacked by a stingray hard.
- 34:45Speaker 1: I saw that. It got your foot, right? That was brutal.
- 34:48Speaker 1: What was that like? What happened?
- 34:49Speaker 4: That was brutal.
- 34:50Speaker 1: I mean, that in— Bro, you've been hit by everything.
- 34:52Speaker 4: Dude, my body is a Jackson Pollock painting of scars.
- 34:57Speaker 1: Do you ever get checked for parasites? Because you must
- 34:59Speaker 1: have all of them.
- 35:00Speaker 4: I do.
- 35:00Speaker 1: Estimates typically say that about 25% of modern pharmaceutical drugs
- 35:06Speaker 1: are derived from rainforest plants. And many— Of those known
- 35:11Speaker 1: examples come from the Amazon, but there's no precise peer-reviewed
- 35:14Speaker 1: percentage just for the Amazon alone. Most popular figures, you
- 35:19Speaker 1: see like 25% of medicines come from the Amazon, actually
- 35:22Speaker 1: refer to all tropical rainforests, not specifically the Amazon. But
- 35:25Speaker 1: the thing is like how much of the Amazon has
- 35:29Speaker 1: not been explored and how many potential pharmaceutical drugs or–
- 35:34Speaker 1: that's the term, right? Pharmaceutical drugs. What about natural remedies
- 35:37Speaker 1: exist in the Amazon that– You don't need to patent
- 35:42Speaker 1: them and sell them at a fucking pharmacy.
- 35:45Speaker 4: Yeah. I mean, look. So we have Neosporin.
- 35:49Speaker 1: You get a cut.
- 35:50Speaker 4: It looks a little infected. You put Neosporin on it.
- 35:52Speaker 4: It might work. Down there, we have a tree that
- 35:55Speaker 4: we tested this, and it murders bacteria. It's like 100
- 35:59Speaker 4: times more potent than Neosporin.
- 36:02Speaker 1: What's it called?
- 36:02Speaker 4: The Sangre de Drago. It's not even a big secret.
- 36:05Speaker 4: People know about this. Every time I post about it,
- 36:08Speaker 4: everyone's like, yeah, we know about that. We use it.
- 36:10Speaker 1: No kidding.
- 36:11Speaker 4: But no one's ever turned it into a cream.
- 36:12Speaker 1: Can it grow in Austin?
- 36:14Speaker 4: Probably.
- 36:14Speaker 1: Can I get some sangre? How do you say it?
- 36:16Speaker 4: Sangre de Drago.
- 36:17Speaker 1: The dragon's blood. Sangre de Drago.
- 36:19Speaker 4: Sangre de Drago.
- 36:20Speaker 1: Sangre de Drago.
- 36:21Speaker 5: Yes.
- 36:22Speaker 4: Dragon's blood.
- 36:22Speaker 1: I'm watching Game of Thrones again. That sounds like something
- 36:24Speaker 1: Khaleesi would say.
- 36:27Speaker 4: The mother of dragons.
- 36:31Speaker 1: And by the way, Khal Drago could have used that.
- 36:34Speaker 1: I mean, right.
- 36:34Speaker 4: The thing that took him down.
- 36:36Speaker 1: That didn't make any sense to me. I thought that
- 36:37Speaker 1: was a plot hole. No. Here it is. Dragon's blood.
- 36:41Speaker 1: Sangre de Drago. Wow.
- 36:43Speaker 4: Yeah, but is it good? Is it sourced well?
- 36:45Speaker 1: Right. It's probably made by some asshole. It's probably like 1%.
- 36:48Speaker 1: The rest of it's corn syrup.
- 36:49Speaker 4: Because we just go. We just hit the tree with
- 36:51Speaker 4: the machete.
- 36:51Speaker 3: Right.
- 36:52Speaker 4: And then you have a spoon.
- 36:52Speaker 1: Right.
- 36:53Speaker 4: And then you put it on your thing. And actually,
- 36:55Speaker 4: exactly that. When I saw that, I thought the opposite.
- 36:57Speaker 4: I was like, oh, this great warrior. I was like,
- 36:59Speaker 4: that's such a great plot twist that just a nick
- 37:02Speaker 4: kills him. I mean, I just had a staph infection
- 37:04Speaker 4: in my leg from one mosquito bite that just got itchy.
- 37:09Speaker 4: And then it spread and it spread and it spread
- 37:11Speaker 4: until I had to be on double antibiotics. They cultured
- 37:14Speaker 4: it and it was MRSA. And it's like I would
- 37:16Speaker 4: have died.
- 37:16Speaker 1: MRSA in the Amazon.
- 37:18Speaker 4: Well, I got MRSA years ago at– I had dengue
- 37:23Speaker 4: and I had gone to a clinic in the city,
- 37:26Speaker 4: which MRSA usually lives like in the hospitals in the
- 37:28Speaker 4: human areas.
- 37:29Speaker 1: Right, because it's a medication-resistant staph infection.
- 37:32Speaker 4: Exactly.
- 37:32Speaker 1: That's what MRSA stands for, right?
- 37:34Speaker 5: Yep.
- 37:34Speaker 4: And so I had gotten it. And so I have
- 37:36Speaker 4: a tendency now. I've been a little bit compromised in
- 37:39Speaker 4: terms of infections because living 20 years in the jungle.
- 37:43Speaker 4: And so I had already gotten it. So chances are
- 37:46Speaker 4: that's what it doesn't exist. And that's the thing you
- 37:48Speaker 4: see in the in the wild jungle. You don't have malaria.
- 37:51Speaker 4: You don't have rabies. You don't have dengue because the
- 37:53Speaker 4: human population is so low that it doesn't spread. A
- 37:56Speaker 4: mosquito bites you here. The next person is going to
- 38:00Speaker 4: bite is me or Jamie. mosquito bites me in the
- 38:03Speaker 4: city and then I go out into the rainforest, there's
- 38:05Speaker 4: no one else for it to bite. It's going to
- 38:06Speaker 4: bite an anteater.
- 38:08Speaker 1: Right.
- 38:08Speaker 4: And so it's not going to spread like that. Whereas
- 38:10Speaker 4: if we have a town of loggers, that's why when
- 38:12Speaker 4: you go to these like logging and mining camps, the diseases,
- 38:16Speaker 4: they're just, I mean, there's this thing called this type
- 38:18Speaker 4: of flea called a piki that burrows into your feet
- 38:21Speaker 4: and lays eggs. There's leishmaniasis. There's malaria, dengue. What's the bird?
- 38:27Speaker 4: Zika virus. There's all these, crazy things, but we don't
- 38:30Speaker 4: have that out in the jungle because I mean the,
- 38:33Speaker 4: the ecosystem, the frogs eat most of the, the, the
- 38:37Speaker 4: mosquito larva, the mosquito larva, like, like bromeliad cups or puddles. Well,
- 38:42Speaker 4: bromeliad cups and puddles are filled with tadpoles. And then
- 38:46Speaker 4: of course there's turtles in the puddles eating the tadpoles.
- 38:49Speaker 4: And then there's other things eating the turtles. Everything's eating everything.
- 38:52Speaker 4: Ecosystem regulates it. And when you ruin that, so then
- 38:55Speaker 4: you cut down the forest. Now you have puddles and,
- 38:57Speaker 4: sitting in the sun and they're all twitching with mosquito larva.
- 39:00Speaker 4: So then you have tons of mosquitoes. And so that's
- 39:03Speaker 4: how nature, they say, you know, mangrove forests will stop
- 39:06Speaker 4: tsunamis from destroying a town because they'll stop the rush
- 39:10Speaker 4: of the water. Well, forests will keep you safe by
- 39:13Speaker 4: not only producing rainfall that'll come down on your crops,
- 39:16Speaker 4: but also making sure that the ecosystem's not out of balance.
- 39:19Speaker 4: So you're not covered in mosquitoes and parasites.
- 39:21Speaker 1: When I lived in L.A., I moved into a house
- 39:24Speaker 1: in Encino that I was renting and no one had
- 39:27Speaker 1: lived there in quite a while and they had left
- 39:29Speaker 1: the water. in the pool. And when I was going
- 39:32Speaker 1: out to look at the pool, the pool was completely
- 39:35Speaker 1: green and there was things swimming in it like. I
- 39:39Speaker 1: mean like school swimming. And I go, what is that?
- 39:43Speaker 1: And the guy goes, that's mosquito larvae. I'm like, no way.
- 39:47Speaker 1: And he's like, yeah, we have to kill them. We
- 39:49Speaker 1: have to drain the pool. Like I was just thinking
- 39:53Speaker 1: about how many times I was going to get bit
- 39:55Speaker 1: once these things hatched. It was crazy. Like it was
- 39:57Speaker 1: like watching little fish swim around.
- 40:00Speaker 4: Little hatchlings. Yep. And then thank God for dragonflies because
- 40:03Speaker 4: they'll lay their young in the same thing. And dragonfly
- 40:06Speaker 4: larva will go murk those things. They're savage. And then
- 40:09Speaker 4: you get tadpoles.
- 40:10Speaker 1: Got wild kingdom right in your pool. Right in your pool,
- 40:13Speaker 1: right in your little cup.
- 40:14Speaker 4: But when I got stung by the stingray, it was
- 40:16Speaker 4: crazy because– so the– I had been walking– Oh, you're back, buddy.
- 40:19Speaker 4: I've been walking with shoes in this stream. I took
- 40:21Speaker 4: my shoes off because I was like, oh, I'm at
- 40:23Speaker 4: a waterfall. I know this waterfall. I love this waterfall.
- 40:26Speaker 4: Playing in the waterfall. And man, it's the one thing.
- 40:28Speaker 4: Bullet ants– caiman bites snake bites i've had it all
- 40:32Speaker 4: the stingray bite was the one thing worse than bullet
- 40:34Speaker 4: ants a hundred thousand times worse really yes and i'd
- 40:38Speaker 4: seen one guy get get stung by a stingray and
- 40:41Speaker 4: he had nerve damage a systemic infection up his leg
- 40:45Speaker 4: and his whole body and he didn't walk for months
- 40:47Speaker 4: so when i got hit i felt this is what
- 40:50Speaker 4: i felt i felt in the flash of a second
- 40:53Speaker 4: i felt the stingray barb go into my foot and
- 40:55Speaker 4: it wagged its tail under my skin So it flayed
- 40:58Speaker 4: the skin off the arch of my foot and came out.
- 41:02Speaker 1: Oh, and it has venom? Yeah. So there, all the
- 41:06Speaker 1: skin is. Oh, man.
- 41:08Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 41:09Speaker 1: That's nasty. Did you put the skin of the dragon
- 41:12Speaker 1: or whatever the hell it is? Better.
- 41:13Speaker 4: So I sat and, of course, my first thing was like, okay,
- 41:17Speaker 4: I got to document this.
- 41:18Speaker 1: Oh, man.
- 41:18Speaker 4: I'm unconscious.
- 41:19Speaker 1: I'm unconscious at this point. You're in that much pain.
- 41:21Speaker 4: Yes.
- 41:22Speaker 1: I was blacking out.
- 41:24Speaker 4: Yeah. I mean, I was literally, I knew, I knew
- 41:26Speaker 4: people were filming and I was like, I didn't, you know,
- 41:28Speaker 4: you want to be tough. You want to be like,
- 41:29Speaker 4: all right, I just got bit by a stingray. It's
- 41:31Speaker 4: going to be fine. I was not tough.
- 41:33Speaker 1: It says, I don't remember any of this.
- 41:35Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 41:35Speaker 4: So that, that first thing right there, I started taking
- 41:37Speaker 4: a video and my friend comes up to me and
- 41:38Speaker 4: he was like, Hey man, he's like, we gotta, you
- 41:41Speaker 4: gotta stop. He's like, cause in a minute you're going
- 41:43Speaker 4: to go under. I was like, what do you mean?
- 41:44Speaker 4: I'm going to go under. And he's like, once the
- 41:46Speaker 4: venom hits your system, he's, he goes, you're not going
- 41:49Speaker 4: to be able to walk. And we're, we're still a
- 41:50Speaker 4: few miles from the river. And he's like, we got
- 41:53Speaker 4: to get you to the boat and we can't carry you.
- 41:55Speaker 1: Whoa.
- 41:56Speaker 4: And so they got me back to the station. I
- 41:58Speaker 4: don't remember any of it. They had me laying on
- 42:00Speaker 4: my back and I was in so much pain. I
- 42:02Speaker 4: couldn't put my foot down. I mean, I was making
- 42:03Speaker 4: deals with God. I was going, if I, if you,
- 42:05Speaker 4: if you just make the pain go away, I was like,
- 42:07Speaker 4: I'll go to church every day. I was like, I'll
- 42:09Speaker 4: never smoke a.
- 42:09Speaker 1: Cigarette again on your foot.
- 42:11Speaker 4: So that's the plant medicine. That's where I'm going with
- 42:13Speaker 4: this cigarette every day.
- 42:14Speaker 1: That's funny.
- 42:16Speaker 4: That pack there, they went to two different trees and
- 42:20Speaker 4: they removed compounds from the tree. One was the bark
- 42:23Speaker 4: and one was the fiber. And they put it into
- 42:25Speaker 4: a leaf pack and they cook it on a pan
- 42:28Speaker 4: and they heat it and it makes this plant poultice.
- 42:30Speaker 4: And they put this boiling hot piece of plant material.
- 42:33Speaker 4: It's like a fish cake. And they put it against
- 42:35Speaker 4: the wound. And even that burned, but it felt better
- 42:38Speaker 4: than the venom. And it starts to suck out the venom.
- 42:42Speaker 4: And so when they took it off my foot after, like,
- 42:44Speaker 4: this is them getting the plant material, they know the medicines.
- 42:48Speaker 4: And that's been handed down through the generations.
- 42:51Speaker 1: So they're just shaving it off with a knife. Yes.
- 42:53Speaker 1: You see there's a few different colors. And then they make, like,
- 42:55Speaker 1: a cake of all this stuff?
- 42:56Speaker 3: Uh-huh. Wow.
- 42:57Speaker 4: And then they heat that up until it's scalding. Press
- 43:00Speaker 4: it against your foot.
- 43:01Speaker 1: And you've been in the Amazon for a long time.
- 43:03Speaker 1: This is the first time it's ever happened to you?
- 43:05Speaker 1: You've been stung by a stingray?
- 43:06Speaker 4: This is the first time.
- 43:07Speaker 1: Now, how does it happen? You just, you step in
- 43:09Speaker 1: the wrong place?
- 43:10Speaker 4: JJ's nephew. So he knows he's got the indigenous training.
- 43:13Speaker 4: He knew exactly what to do.
- 43:15Speaker 1: Wow.
- 43:16Speaker 4: Yeah. And so that's all the venom. So now all
- 43:19Speaker 4: that black stuff is all the, all the, the, the
- 43:21Speaker 4: denatured blood that came out of my foot. And so
- 43:24Speaker 4: for about four hours, I was in this state of
- 43:26Speaker 4: just level 10 pain, just white hot pain. I couldn't
- 43:29Speaker 4: talk to anybody. I couldn't do anything. People were coming
- 43:31Speaker 4: to me and they were like, what can we do?
- 43:32Speaker 4: And I was like, just leave me alone. I was like,
- 43:34Speaker 4: I don't want you to look at my face. You know,
- 43:36Speaker 4: I was coming in and out. And then, and then
- 43:38Speaker 4: by nighttime it had, it had gotten, this was at
- 43:42Speaker 4: night where I was like, okay, the pain had subsided,
- 43:44Speaker 4: but I didn't get nerve damage and I didn't get
- 43:46Speaker 4: a huge infection because they had this indigenous plant medicine
- 43:49Speaker 4: to save me. The last guy that I knew that
- 43:52Speaker 4: got it, he'd went straight to the hospital and they'd
- 43:54Speaker 4: had no idea how to deal with it. The locals
- 43:56Speaker 4: know how to deal with this stuff. Wow. Look at that.
- 43:59Speaker 1: That's crazy.
- 44:00Speaker 4: That's tree medicine.
- 44:01Speaker 1: That's crazy. So what happens? You just stepped in the
- 44:05Speaker 1: wrong spot. That's all it is.
- 44:06Speaker 4: I mean, I've stepped on stingrays before and you feel
- 44:08Speaker 4: them flutter. And I, one time I even felt the
- 44:10Speaker 4: barb go like past my foot, but it didn't penetrate.
- 44:13Speaker 4: I do not know how, I mean, it must've been
- 44:16Speaker 4: a small one or something, but it just right up
- 44:19Speaker 4: through the, through the arch of my foot. And what's
- 44:22Speaker 4: funny is it just.
- 44:22Speaker 1: I would never walk barefoot ever.
- 44:24Speaker 4: I walk barefoot all the time, but, but, but just
- 44:27Speaker 4: days before, not days before that, about a month before that,
- 44:29Speaker 4: I'd fallen off of something like a 50 or 60
- 44:32Speaker 4: foot cliff and just rolled down and bruised ribs and
- 44:35Speaker 4: gotten all banged up. I'd climbed up this cliff thinking
- 44:38Speaker 4: I could, I was like, I see this root up there.
- 44:39Speaker 4: I can get up to the top. And at the top,
- 44:42Speaker 4: my strength just ran out and my feet were pedaling
- 44:45Speaker 4: and I had no footholds. And I just went tumbling
- 44:47Speaker 4: down this thing. And I just went, you know what?
- 44:50Speaker 4: I said, I've had infections. I've had crocodile bites. I've had,
- 44:52Speaker 4: I've had dengue. I said, I'm, I got a week
- 44:55Speaker 4: left in the Amazon. I'd been in the Amazon for
- 44:57Speaker 4: six months and I was like, I'm doing nothing dangerous.
- 45:00Speaker 4: No tree climbing, no anaconda hunting, no croc diving, none
- 45:04Speaker 4: of that stuff. And I was just swimming in a waterfall.
- 45:06Speaker 1: Bam.
- 45:08Speaker 4: Just put me out of the game. That was actually
- 45:11Speaker 4: in April. I waited to post it until now. But
- 45:13Speaker 4: everyone's messaging me going, how's your foot? And I'm like,
- 45:15Speaker 4: it was months ago. But I was like, it is better.
- 45:18Speaker 1: How long did it take before it was better?
- 45:20Speaker 4: Honestly, two days. I was on my feet in two days. Wow.
- 45:23Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 45:23Speaker 1: And if you went to the hospital?
- 45:25Speaker 4: I did not go to the hospital.
- 45:26Speaker 1: But if you did go to the hospital, how long
- 45:28Speaker 1: did it take?
- 45:31Speaker 4: Didn't walk for two months had the necrosis and and
- 45:34Speaker 4: had a huge infection that he had to go get
- 45:36Speaker 4: treatments for i mean he went back to his home
- 45:38Speaker 4: country and had to continue being treated for months i
- 45:41Speaker 4: felt terrible and him too watching watching someone roll back
- 45:45Speaker 4: and forth in that type of agonizing pain like braveheart
- 45:48Speaker 4: pain like when they're just like opening him up i
- 45:51Speaker 4: mean i just didn't know there was pain like that
- 45:53Speaker 4: you know i mean i've i've ripped open every part
- 45:55Speaker 4: of my body and And I just, this was, it's
- 45:58Speaker 4: from the inside and it's pulsating. And you just go,
- 46:01Speaker 4: the other thing is you go, how much, how much
- 46:03Speaker 4: of my year did I just miss? You know, am
- 46:05Speaker 4: I going to, it's like the one time I almost
- 46:08Speaker 4: chopped my knee. I almost cut the tendon that holds
- 46:11Speaker 4: your kneecap on. And I was just like, man, did
- 46:12Speaker 4: I just take myself out of the game for a year?
- 46:15Speaker 4: You know, just like, come on. And so when that happened,
- 46:17Speaker 4: I was like, this is going to be so bad.
- 46:20Speaker 1: And meanwhile, a couple of days later, you're walking around
- 46:22Speaker 1: because they understood the medicine.
- 46:23Speaker 4: Local guys know.
- 46:24Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 46:25Speaker 4: That was awesome.
- 46:26Speaker 1: Did you ask them how they know this stuff?
- 46:28Speaker 4: Yeah. Their father taught them and their mother taught them
- 46:33Speaker 4: and their grandparents know. And so that's the thing with knowledge,
- 46:37Speaker 4: indigenous knowledge all over the world. If you listen to
- 46:39Speaker 4: authors like Wade Davis, who writes a lot about indigenous wisdom,
- 46:44Speaker 4: you know, this is stuff that's been one at a
- 46:45Speaker 4: time gleaned from nature. And, you know, you know better
- 46:49Speaker 4: than most, you know, you're living out there. Who's the
- 46:52Speaker 4: first person that figured out ayahuasca? If we take this
- 46:55Speaker 4: and this, we take this vine and then we take
- 46:57Speaker 4: this and we boil them together, how many trials and errors,
- 47:00Speaker 4: how many dead guys were there before one worked?
- 47:02Speaker 1: Right. And what was the motivation?
- 47:05Speaker 4: And what was the motivation?
- 47:06Speaker 1: They said the jungle taught them how to do it.
- 47:08Speaker 4: They did. The prevailing thing is that science and sort
- 47:12Speaker 4: of like the statistics of trial and error are incomprehensible
- 47:17Speaker 4: given 40,000 plant species and all the different flowering and
- 47:20Speaker 4: orchids and trees. And so it would take millennia if
- 47:25Speaker 4: you did trial and error.
- 47:26Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 47:27Speaker 4: And the cost of human life to any civilization would
- 47:29Speaker 4: make it too high. And so when they say that
- 47:31Speaker 4: the gods gave us ayahuasca, that's the prevailing best thing
- 47:36Speaker 4: we got is that it's a link between our world
- 47:39Speaker 4: and the spirit world that the jungle gave us.
- 47:42Speaker 1: Right. And the other thing is like how much of
- 47:46Speaker 1: our senses have atrophied by modern civilization? Yeah. Like what?
- 47:51Speaker 1: What kind of communication do you actually get from the forest?
- 47:55Speaker 1: Like is there– is it instincts, intuition? Are there senses?
- 48:00Speaker 1: Is there a feeling that you get where you get
- 48:02Speaker 1: an understanding of combining two things because the jungle has
- 48:06Speaker 1: actually got a way of communicating with you that's a
- 48:09Speaker 1: nonverbal way?
- 48:10Speaker 4: I think the jungle– I mean I view it as
- 48:13Speaker 4: almost a– it's godlike. It's almost like a giant complex
- 48:17Speaker 4: sentient being. And so if you listen to, if you watch,
- 48:22Speaker 4: you know, if you walk the jungle with JJ, an
- 48:23Speaker 4: indigenous tracker, he'll tell you, you listen to the birds,
- 48:26Speaker 4: they'll tell you how fast you're allowed to walk. And
- 48:30Speaker 4: what he means is you're walking through the forest on
- 48:33Speaker 4: a sunny day, it's the afternoon and everybody's chirping and
- 48:35Speaker 4: making tons of noise. And all of a sudden everything
- 48:37Speaker 4: goes quiet. And then you got to figure out, you know,
- 48:41Speaker 4: is that because there's a weather system coming in and
- 48:42Speaker 4: we're about to be in a thunderstorm? Or is there
- 48:45Speaker 4: a jaguar right over there? And everything around me knows.
- 48:48Speaker 4: And it's like the birds are the messengers of the forest.
- 48:51Speaker 4: And so even that, you start to become attuned to
- 48:54Speaker 4: the frequency of the forest. And I notice when I
- 48:56Speaker 4: bring people in that, you know, have never been in
- 48:58Speaker 4: the wild before. They walk loud. They're talking the whole time.
- 49:02Speaker 4: They're not paying attention to that sort of, you know,
- 49:05Speaker 4: holistic view of where you are.
- 49:07Speaker 1: You know, modern civilized life has made us so clunky
- 49:11Speaker 1: when it comes to the woods.
- 49:12Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 49:13Speaker 1: Just when I take people in the woods of people
- 49:16Speaker 1: who have never hunted before, you know, they're stepping on branches, snap, snap,
- 49:19Speaker 1: kicking rocks over. You're like, dude, talking loud.
- 49:23Speaker 4: My favorite is walking in front of you. And then
- 49:24Speaker 4: when the stick snaps back, like having the sensitivity to like.
- 49:27Speaker 1: They don't catch it.
- 49:28Speaker 4: They don't catch it. Like, yeah, just get smacked in
- 49:31Speaker 4: the face.
- 49:31Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 49:32Speaker 1: Thanks. Well, it's just a lack of awareness. You know,
- 49:35Speaker 1: it's like if you've never been, you don't understand. But,
- 49:37Speaker 1: I mean, I would imagine it's that times a million
- 49:40Speaker 1: in the Amazon. And then all the different things that
- 49:43Speaker 1: are communicating. One of the things that they found out
- 49:47Speaker 1: with monkeys is that monkeys have some sort of a
- 49:51Speaker 1: language where they can say a sound that means an
- 49:55Speaker 1: eagle is there. Yes. And that they will play tricks
- 49:58Speaker 1: on other monkeys so that they can get to fruit.
- 50:00Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 50:01Speaker 1: So they will say that an eagle is there when
- 50:03Speaker 1: an eagle is not there. And then they'll go and
- 50:06Speaker 1: steal the fruit. So they will lie about an eagle
- 50:10Speaker 1: being there so they can get access to fruit.
- 50:12Speaker 4: Lying monkeys does not surprise me. It's African vervet monkeys
- 50:16Speaker 4: that I've read about that they have different calls, different
- 50:20Speaker 4: words for land predator, lion, eagle, and they can communicate
- 50:25Speaker 4: these things. So, I mean, they're speaking.
- 50:26Speaker 1: Yeah. They're speaking. As are crows, I'm sure.
- 50:29Speaker 4: Oh, God, yes.
- 50:30Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 50:31Speaker 1: They're super intelligent.
- 50:32Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 50:32Speaker 4: Oh, I don't know how we pull this up. I
- 50:34Speaker 4: have it on YouTube, but there is this thing where
- 50:36Speaker 4: we were coming down river. It was like seven in
- 50:39Speaker 4: the morning. We'd been up at our, this is a
- 50:41Speaker 4: communication with monkeys theme as, as we're coming down river.
- 50:44Speaker 4: It's like seven in the morning and I'm, I'm cold.
- 50:45Speaker 4: I'm always cold. So I'm sitting on the boat and
- 50:47Speaker 4: I'm cold. I'm just like listening to music or something.
- 50:49Speaker 4: And JJ is like, look, look, look. He's like, there's
- 50:51Speaker 4: a spider monkey in the river. And I was like,
- 50:53Speaker 4: there's always a, you know, spider monkeys cross rivers. That's okay.
- 50:57Speaker 4: And he's like, no, no, no. The river is high
- 50:58Speaker 4: right now. And there's all these whirlpools and currents. And so, yeah,
- 51:01Speaker 4: I jump into the river.
- 51:03Speaker 1: To save the monkey?
- 51:04Speaker 4: To save the monkey. She couldn't get to the side.
- 51:06Speaker 4: So I give her my paddle and she looks at
- 51:07Speaker 4: me and she goes, no. She's like, I'm scared of you.
- 51:10Speaker 4: And then I spoke to her in spider monkey.
- 51:12Speaker 1: What did you say?
- 51:15Speaker 4: Like that.
- 51:16Speaker 1: She thinks you're going to eat her.
- 51:17Speaker 4: She thinks I'm going to eat her. But as soon
- 51:18Speaker 4: as I started going, look, look, look. She's looking at
- 51:21Speaker 4: me because I'm making the sound. And all of a
- 51:23Speaker 4: sudden she goes, wait, wait, wait. You speak me language.
- 51:26Speaker 1: Whoa. And then. Do it like you would do it.
- 51:31Speaker 4: See, I'm making it right there. And she's looking at me.
- 51:33Speaker 4: We're talking right to her. No, no, no, no, no.
- 51:35Speaker 4: And then I'm like, look, it's okay. And they like
- 51:37Speaker 4: their tail to be supported.
- 51:39Speaker 1: Wow. That's crazy, dude. She let you hold on to her.
- 51:43Speaker 4: And so now she's relaxed.
- 51:44Speaker 1: That's crazy, dude. You saved a monkey.
- 51:48Speaker 4: Only because I spoke her language and I learned her
- 51:50Speaker 4: language from some of the orphans that I've rescued.
- 51:52Speaker 1: That's crazy, man.
- 51:53Speaker 4: And then she was like, well, if you let, because
- 51:54Speaker 4: I could have grabbed her like, you know, like animal control,
- 51:56Speaker 4: like grabbed her by the neck. And I was like,
- 51:58Speaker 4: you know what? Look, she's looking at me because I
- 51:59Speaker 4: keep talking to her.
- 52:00Speaker 1: And then you got her over to the shore? Yeah.
- 52:03Speaker 1: Got her over to the side.
- 52:03Speaker 3: Wow.
- 52:04Speaker 4: And she kept looking at me like, what is, what?
- 52:06Speaker 1: What happened when you put her down?
- 52:08Speaker 4: When I put her down, she ran away.
- 52:09Speaker 1: She just ran away? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But not fast.
- 52:13Speaker 1: She didn't run away like she was in terror. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
- 52:17Speaker 4: When I first did, I went, and she looked at
- 52:20Speaker 4: me and she went, she looked at me and she
- 52:22Speaker 4: like responded. She was like, what?
- 52:24Speaker 1: That's crazy. You know? That's crazy.
- 52:27Speaker 4: It was wild. And that's one of those stories where
- 52:29Speaker 4: if it wasn't on video and I said, I spoke
- 52:31Speaker 4: to a spider monkey and she responded, people would be like, yeah, bullshit.
- 52:34Speaker 3: Right.
- 52:34Speaker 1: I saved a spider monkey. Like, bitch, that was your pet.
- 52:36Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 52:36Speaker 1: Yeah. That looked like a pet. That looked like you
- 52:39Speaker 1: had a relationship with it. Like as you're holding on
- 52:41Speaker 1: to the tail, like it knew you.
- 52:42Speaker 4: When she was looking back, I mean, she was like, hey,
- 52:44Speaker 4: thanks for the branch. You know, I was, she, because
- 52:47Speaker 4: she was drowning. We saw her head go under a
- 52:48Speaker 4: few times. She was really struggling. She was exhausted. And
- 52:52Speaker 4: I know that the spider monkey, their tail is their
- 52:55Speaker 4: fifth limb. They have this incredible finger pad that's like
- 52:58Speaker 4: 12 inches long. And so it just wraps. They always
- 53:02Speaker 4: had their tail anchored on a branch. And so I
- 53:06Speaker 4: held her tail and I was like, I got you.
- 53:08Speaker 4: Now hold on to the stick. I was like explaining
- 53:10Speaker 4: it to her. And she's looking at me going, how
- 53:13Speaker 4: the hell are you?
- 53:15Speaker 1: That is so wild.
- 53:17Speaker 4: It was really cool. Originally I was like, JJ, I
- 53:20Speaker 4: don't want to get wet. She'll be fine. He was like,
- 53:22Speaker 4: go get it. Go catch it. I was like, okay.
- 53:24Speaker 5: Wow.
- 53:25Speaker 1: Meanwhile, you've eaten spider monkey, haven't you? Well, sure.
- 53:27Speaker 4: That doesn't mean I don't want to save him.
- 53:32Speaker 1: Right. I would save a deer.
- 53:34Speaker 4: There you go.
- 53:36Speaker 1: But does it feel, it must feel really weird eating
- 53:39Speaker 1: a primate.
- 53:41Speaker 4: I wish I could say it did. I don't care.
- 53:43Speaker 1: Really? No.
- 53:44Speaker 4: I mean, we've become very callous to certain things. But
- 53:47Speaker 4: I mean, when people serve turtle now, I'm like, well,
- 53:49Speaker 4: which one is it? You know, it's like, I don't.
- 53:51Speaker 4: I don't really, you know, it's like ribeye or T-bone.
- 53:53Speaker 4: Like what are we eating?
- 53:55Speaker 1: Is turtle good? Like would you like order it at
- 53:57Speaker 1: a restaurant? All right.
- 53:58Speaker 4: So the problem is that the way they cook it
- 54:02Speaker 4: down there, these are people that live hand to mouth, right?
- 54:05Speaker 4: And so when they cook a turtle, if you get salt,
- 54:08Speaker 4: you're lucky. It's not like they're sprinkling some cilantro on
- 54:11Speaker 4: it and like marinating it. It's, you know, so if
- 54:14Speaker 4: you just like took a chicken and threw it on
- 54:16Speaker 4: a fire and then like ate a piece of it,
- 54:18Speaker 4: it's not great. And so a lot of times that
- 54:21Speaker 4: you eat this food way out there in the bush,
- 54:24Speaker 4: I mean, I've been there where they've shot a spider monkey,
- 54:26Speaker 4: grilled it up, and I've been like, you know, I'll
- 54:29Speaker 4: just eat rice. And I'm like, I'm going to be
- 54:30Speaker 4: tired tomorrow. I haven't had protein in a week. And
- 54:33Speaker 4: I'm like, give me an arm, you know. You just
- 54:37Speaker 4: like eat the hand. And I'm like, all right. And
- 54:39Speaker 4: it just tastes awful. It just tastes like charred.
- 54:41Speaker 1: My friend Steve Rinella, he was in the Amazon with
- 54:43Speaker 1: the Yanomami.
- 54:44Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 54:45Speaker 1: And he said that that's their preferred food, that they
- 54:48Speaker 1: like that above everything.
- 54:49Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 54:50Speaker 4: Yeah, and I see no conflict between, you know, we're
- 54:54Speaker 4: trying to protect the ecosystem and save the monkeys, and
- 54:57Speaker 4: I love the monkeys, and I've rescued a lot of
- 54:59Speaker 4: them personally. But, again, when you're in Rome, you know,
- 55:04Speaker 4: if you don't eat with them, they go, that gringo,
- 55:06Speaker 4: you know, they think that they're... Yeah. Whereas they're like, oh,
- 55:08Speaker 4: you're one of us.
- 55:09Speaker 1: Right, you have to.
- 55:10Speaker 4: You know, you show them you know how.
- 55:12Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
- 55:12Speaker 4: You know, little things or.
- 55:14Speaker 1: Must be chewy as fuck, right?
- 55:16Speaker 4: It's kind of smooth. It's kind of like, if it's well-cooked,
- 55:18Speaker 4: it's kind of like mutton.
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- 55:59Speaker 1: It's gamey. So you have to slow cook it, long
- 56:02Speaker 1: cook it? Is that what it is?
- 56:03Speaker 4: Ideally, yes. But a lot of times it's just they
- 56:06Speaker 4: tie it to a cross like it's little monkey Jesus
- 56:08Speaker 4: and they throw it on the fire.
- 56:10Speaker 1: Yeah. When I saw them cook it, they singed the outside.
- 56:14Speaker 1: They singed all the hair off and then they cooked it.
- 56:17Speaker 1: I think they cooked it inside banana. See if you
- 56:19Speaker 1: can find Steve Rinella eats a monkey. I think they–
- 56:29Speaker 1: And then they boiled some of it in like a soup.
- 56:32Speaker 4: I don't enjoy boiled meat. I'm never excited by boiled meat.
- 56:36Speaker 1: But stew, right?
- 56:38Speaker 4: Beef barley stew is good.
- 56:39Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, if you sear it first and then you,
- 56:44Speaker 1: I mean, it's kind of a boil.
- 56:44Speaker 4: If you sear it first, right? Because like just boiled
- 56:47Speaker 4: chicken to me, just like think of.
- 56:48Speaker 1: White, like.
- 56:50Speaker 4: Just eating it.
- 56:50Speaker 1: Yeah, so here he's just eating chunks of it.
- 56:52Speaker 4: Yeah, see, like they're like having a really good time.
- 56:54Speaker 1: Yeah, initially he was like, I'm not doing that. And
- 56:56Speaker 1: then once they started doing it, he was like, okay.
- 56:59Speaker 1: He said it tasted like smoked turkey.
- 57:01Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 57:03Speaker 1: My boy Giannis. Yeah. It's interesting because if you live there,
- 57:08Speaker 1: like my friend David Cho, he was in Africa and
- 57:12Speaker 1: he hunted with the Hadza. And they eat baboons. And
- 57:16Speaker 1: he said one of the craziest things is when you
- 57:18Speaker 1: hit the baboon with an arrow, they grab it. Like
- 57:22Speaker 1: a person.
- 57:22Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 57:23Speaker 1: Like if a person gets shot with an arrow and
- 57:24Speaker 1: he's like, dude, it's fucked.
- 57:26Speaker 4: Yikes.
- 57:27Speaker 1: Yeah. But that's what they eat. They don't have a
- 57:30Speaker 1: lot of food and, you know, it's like you were
- 57:32Speaker 1: saying also, they don't have a sense of wildlife conservation.
- 57:37Speaker 1: It's not like, hey, we have an accurate assessment of
- 57:40Speaker 1: how many baboons are here or how many deer are
- 57:43Speaker 1: here or duikers or whatever the animal is that they're hunting.
- 57:46Speaker 1: They just eat whatever they can and sometimes they eat
- 57:48Speaker 1: them almost to extinction and then they have to move
- 57:50Speaker 1: on to baboons. And baboons were like the only thing
- 57:52Speaker 1: that was left. And there's also like other people have
- 57:55Speaker 1: encroached in settlements and, you know.
- 57:59Speaker 4: That's the way my guys– because we have a lot
- 58:00Speaker 4: of wildlife in our region and people from other regions
- 58:03Speaker 4: will come as loggers and they'll go, oh my god,
- 58:06Speaker 4: my dad told me that it used to be like
- 58:08Speaker 4: this where we were. And now we have people from
- 58:10Speaker 4: other watersheds in the Amazon like 150 miles away coming
- 58:14Speaker 4: to us and they're going, can you guys bring jungle
- 58:16Speaker 4: keepers over? And they don't understand. We're killing ourselves just
- 58:19Speaker 4: to protect this river. And they're going, can you do
- 58:21Speaker 4: this where we are? They're like, we have no more food.
- 58:24Speaker 4: because they don't have any regulation on this. And so
- 58:27Speaker 4: what we're doing with the tribes in our area is
- 58:28Speaker 4: just teaching this basic thing of like, you know, don't hunt,
- 58:32Speaker 4: you know, at these times of year when they're having
- 58:34Speaker 4: their babies.
- 58:35Speaker 1: Right.
- 58:36Speaker 4: Don't overhunt. Monitor how many monkeys you're bringing into the village.
- 58:41Speaker 4: And so we're trying to develop this with them where
- 58:43Speaker 4: if you're going to keep eating monkeys, do it in
- 58:44Speaker 4: a way that they keep being monkeys.
- 58:46Speaker 1: Especially once they've gotten firearms.
- 58:49Speaker 4: Especially once they've gotten firearms. One of the older guys
- 58:52Speaker 4: said to me, he goes, man, it's so sad. He goes,
- 58:55Speaker 4: we grew up. He goes, you could just pull fish
- 58:57Speaker 4: out of the river and there was monkeys in the
- 58:58Speaker 4: trees and there was turtles. He goes, you could eat
- 59:00Speaker 4: whatever you wanted out of the forest. He goes, now,
- 59:02Speaker 4: he goes, we're eating sparrows. And he was like, we've just,
- 59:05Speaker 4: we've eaten everything down to the smallest birds. He was like,
- 59:08Speaker 4: it's just destroyed. And it was where he is, is
- 59:12Speaker 4: like something was like Cormac McCarthy's nightmare. If Cormac McCarthy
- 59:15Speaker 4: was still alive, I would show him the, the, the,
- 59:18Speaker 4: I went to a part of the Amazon that, that
- 59:20Speaker 4: really no one goes to up this horrible river. And,
- 59:25Speaker 4: and the, they were recently contacted by, uncontacted people, just
- 59:30Speaker 4: this tribe that had just come out of the forest.
- 59:32Speaker 4: They still had their bows. And they had no idea.
- 59:34Speaker 4: Me and JJ went for like a three-week expedition, plane
- 59:38Speaker 4: to plane to plane to three days on a boat
- 59:40Speaker 4: to two days on a boat to finally reaching this
- 59:42Speaker 4: last settlement. And the missionaries had pulled this tribe out
- 59:46Speaker 4: of the forest. They'd tricked them. They said, just come
- 59:48Speaker 4: with us for a ride. They pulled them out. But
- 59:50Speaker 4: then they said, well, if you want to go back,
- 59:52Speaker 4: you got to pay for your gasoline. And the tribe
- 59:53Speaker 4: was like, how do we pay with what? And they
- 59:56Speaker 4: were like, money. And the tribe was like, what's that?
- 59:58Speaker 4: And where do we get it? And so these little
- 59:59Speaker 4: people were standing, these were not tall people like the
- 1:00:01Speaker 4: Mashko Piro. These were little tiny people and they were
- 1:00:04Speaker 4: standing there with their bows. And so we showed up
- 1:00:06Speaker 4: with our tents and our gear and we were trying
- 1:00:08Speaker 4: to go up this river in our boat. And these
- 1:00:10Speaker 4: little people came up to us and they were like,
- 1:00:12Speaker 4: they're making the gesture for food. And so there's some
- 1:00:16Speaker 4: loggers over there. And so JJ just didn't think. And
- 1:00:20Speaker 4: he was like, you want some food? You got to
- 1:00:21Speaker 4: go pay for it. He was like, money. And, you know,
- 1:00:24Speaker 4: he's through a guy, he was translating and these people
- 1:00:26Speaker 4: are going, but we don't have any money. And JJ
- 1:00:27Speaker 4: took some coins out of his pocket and was like,
- 1:00:29Speaker 4: just go buy some bread. And he gave him some
- 1:00:31Speaker 4: coins and they went and they tried it and they
- 1:00:32Speaker 4: got some bread. And then all of a sudden there
- 1:00:35Speaker 4: was 50 of them coming at us and they were
- 1:00:38Speaker 4: surrounding JJ and they were grabbing at him and they
- 1:00:40Speaker 4: were like, he's the guy with these tokens that allow
- 1:00:42Speaker 4: us to eat. And we had to get out of
- 1:00:44Speaker 4: there because it was causing a problem. But I mean,
- 1:00:47Speaker 4: these people think they're with their bows and arrows and
- 1:00:50Speaker 4: there's no more animals to hunt. And no one's going
- 1:00:53Speaker 4: to give them money. And they live at the edge
- 1:00:54Speaker 4: of the world.
- 1:00:55Speaker 1: And they're probably tiny because they don't have any protein.
- 1:00:57Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:00:58Speaker 1: Wow.
- 1:00:59Speaker 4: It was horrifying. It was one of the worst things
- 1:01:01Speaker 4: I've ever... I've seen poverty all over the world. This was, again.
- 1:01:06Speaker 1: A hunter-gatherer tribe with no food.
- 1:01:09Speaker 4: With no food and no way of getting back to
- 1:01:11Speaker 4: forest where they could be a hunter-gatherer tribe. Now they
- 1:01:13Speaker 4: were in this wasteland where the loggers and the gold
- 1:01:16Speaker 4: miners and the oil companies... There was even a barge
- 1:01:20Speaker 4: with oil and it was like, this is where the
- 1:01:21Speaker 4: Amazon is being eaten. And it was out of sight.
- 1:01:24Speaker 4: You have to go for days just to get there.
- 1:01:26Speaker 4: There's no foreigners there. Actually, they did say, we were
- 1:01:29Speaker 4: talking to one logger and he said, it was, you know,
- 1:01:32Speaker 4: a few years ago, he goes, there was a, we
- 1:01:33Speaker 4: saw some rafts coming down river and then they stopped
- 1:01:36Speaker 4: at this beach up river and they made camp. And
- 1:01:39Speaker 4: he's like, so we all talked about it. And we said, well,
- 1:01:42Speaker 4: we have a feeling they're organ harvesters.
- 1:01:45Speaker 1: What?
- 1:01:45Speaker 4: They were scared of these incomers, right?
- 1:01:48Speaker 1: Did organ harvesters visit the Amazon?
- 1:01:50Speaker 4: No. But that's what they were. They're sitting around the
- 1:01:53Speaker 4: campfire and someone was like, what if they're organ harvesters?
- 1:01:56Speaker 1: Why would they think that?
- 1:01:57Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 1:01:58Speaker 1: That must be a thing that gets, I don't know.
- 1:02:02Speaker 4: But the dude I was sitting with told me, he goes,
- 1:02:04Speaker 4: you know, we got real scared sitting around the campfire.
- 1:02:07Speaker 4: Everyone was telling these stories. And he's like, so we
- 1:02:08Speaker 4: figured the safest thing would be to go kill them.
- 1:02:12Speaker 4: So they went and they killed them. And they were
- 1:02:14Speaker 4: a couple of European hikers on a mega expedition in
- 1:02:18Speaker 4: the Amazon. And they just got murdered by the locals
- 1:02:21Speaker 4: preemptively in case they were dangerous. Oh, God. And this
- 1:02:24Speaker 4: dude was like, yeah, we fucked up.
- 1:02:26Speaker 1: Oh, man.
- 1:02:26Speaker 4: And I'm talking to him. I was like, so who
- 1:02:28Speaker 4: did the– Killing. Was it– I was like, shit, man. But,
- 1:02:33Speaker 4: I mean, this place was dark. The next book I write,
- 1:02:38Speaker 4: I'm going to have to do a deep dive into
- 1:02:40Speaker 4: this one because it was just– It was heavy. And
- 1:02:44Speaker 4: we also, we knew, for the first time, you know,
- 1:02:46Speaker 4: when you're in the jungle, we're like, we're safe. This place,
- 1:02:48Speaker 4: it was like people are looking at you and they're like,
- 1:02:50Speaker 4: that's a jacket and a watch, you know, like a
- 1:02:53Speaker 4: camera and a tent and a pack raft. They're like,
- 1:02:56Speaker 4: if we killed him, we'd get all kinds of stuff.
- 1:02:58Speaker 4: They're looking at you like, man, that's a lot of opportunity.
- 1:03:01Speaker 4: You could just see them being like, well, let's separate
- 1:03:03Speaker 4: him from the herd.
- 1:03:04Speaker 1: Yeah, it was rough.
- 1:03:06Speaker 4: It's like, you think like the cowboy days, like when
- 1:03:08Speaker 4: it was really wild, like Blood Meridian. Yeah.
- 1:03:11Speaker 1: Well, not only that, but there's probably a ton of
- 1:03:12Speaker 1: stories about people that have come down and done horrible things.
- 1:03:16Speaker 1: So it's not like you're thinking, like, these are wonderful
- 1:03:18Speaker 1: people that come to give us plantains. No. No, you're
- 1:03:20Speaker 1: thinking these are the type of people that would do
- 1:03:23Speaker 1: horrible things to us.
- 1:03:25Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:03:25Speaker 1: So we have an opportunity to get something from them.
- 1:03:27Speaker 1: And pure desperation.
- 1:03:29Speaker 4: Pure desperation. And so, like, the communities that I've worked
- 1:03:33Speaker 4: with in my region of the Amazon– They're all, you know,
- 1:03:37Speaker 4: I've showed up on a pack raft and been like, hey.
- 1:03:39Speaker 4: And they're like, where did you come from? And I'm like,
- 1:03:41Speaker 4: I'm just this foreigner who does work here. And I
- 1:03:44Speaker 4: talk to them and they're like, oh, camp here, you'll
- 1:03:46Speaker 4: be safe. They're really nice. They're caring. They're families. This
- 1:03:50Speaker 4: place that we were at was this outpost and it
- 1:03:52Speaker 4: was all extractors. It was all gold miners, petroleum people, loggers.
- 1:03:57Speaker 4: And it was like all the men who were in
- 1:03:59Speaker 4: the dark, the black market people were all in the
- 1:04:02Speaker 4: same place. So there was like a brothel. There was
- 1:04:05Speaker 4: these displaced natives and then there was like this one
- 1:04:08Speaker 4: really scary missionary. This man looked insane. He had crazy
- 1:04:12Speaker 4: eyes and he wouldn't come anywhere near us.
- 1:04:15Speaker 1: From where?
- 1:04:15Speaker 4: Where is he from? I couldn't tell where he was from,
- 1:04:17Speaker 4: but he was dressed in the robes. It was like
- 1:04:19Speaker 4: the mission, except he was evil. Like you could tell
- 1:04:24Speaker 4: he looked at us and just vanished. And he had
- 1:04:26Speaker 4: this little settlement that he had cleared and he was
- 1:04:29Speaker 4: bringing his children in and pulling them out of the forest.
- 1:04:32Speaker 1: Was he a white guy?
- 1:04:33Speaker 4: He looked like a white guy. But it was hard
- 1:04:35Speaker 4: to tell. He looked like Rasputin.
- 1:04:39Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
- 1:04:39Speaker 4: And these poor people are sitting there and you could
- 1:04:41Speaker 4: see them. They were all breastfeeding their babies and trying
- 1:04:45Speaker 4: to eat rats. We stayed there for one night and
- 1:04:48Speaker 4: we didn't sleep. We slept back to back. We were
- 1:04:51Speaker 4: just in our tent, just awake all night. And then
- 1:04:53Speaker 4: the next day we got in the boat and we
- 1:04:54Speaker 4: kept going further upriver. And we finally made it past
- 1:04:58Speaker 4: the edge of human civilization into just uncharted jungle. But
- 1:05:02Speaker 4: it was really dark. And so at least where we are,
- 1:05:06Speaker 4: it's like we're working with these tribes to make their
- 1:05:10Speaker 4: lives better, to educate them. And there's this feeling, there's
- 1:05:12Speaker 4: this good feeling. We have Jungle Keeper shirts. I mean,
- 1:05:14Speaker 4: now we're on the river and we see Jungle Keeper's
- 1:05:16Speaker 4: boats going by. We had gold miners just a few
- 1:05:20Speaker 4: weeks ago. We had gold miners. Everyone, the whole team
- 1:05:22Speaker 4: was calling each other. We sent our ranger team out there.
- 1:05:27Speaker 4: We brought the police. They arrested the gold miners. They
- 1:05:29Speaker 4: brought them to town. They offered them jobs. And they said,
- 1:05:32Speaker 4: you just can't be doing that here. And so they
- 1:05:34Speaker 4: only cleared like half an acre of forest. And then
- 1:05:36Speaker 4: we got them. So they didn't destroy anything. And so
- 1:05:39Speaker 4: that's how we're keeping the rivers safe.
- 1:05:39Speaker 1: But someone hired them to mine gold, right?
- 1:05:41Speaker 4: So that's the thing.
- 1:05:42Speaker 1: No one hires them. They get it in their head.
- 1:05:45Speaker 4: They go, hey, to their cousin, they'll go, why don't
- 1:05:50Speaker 4: we go make some money? Let's go up there and
- 1:05:52Speaker 4: see if there's gold. And they'll launch a little expedition.
- 1:05:55Speaker 4: They'll bring like a 16-horsepower motor. and go for three
- 1:05:58Speaker 4: days and they'll, they'll sneak past us on, I mean,
- 1:06:00Speaker 4: now the government's getting involved because we've been having the success.
- 1:06:03Speaker 4: We're going to get a park guard station on our river.
- 1:06:05Speaker 4: So we're not going to have this problem, but they'll
- 1:06:08Speaker 4: go up the river and they'll just set up and they'll,
- 1:06:11Speaker 4: you know, they'll start panning and they'll go, I see
- 1:06:13Speaker 4: a little flake here. And they're like, cool, let's burn
- 1:06:15Speaker 4: some forest. And then we'll start sucking it up. We'll
- 1:06:17Speaker 4: run it through the big motor and they, they'll bring
- 1:06:19Speaker 4: their wives and their kids. And it's artisanal. They're very,
- 1:06:23Speaker 4: and so what they do is they get the gold
- 1:06:25Speaker 4: and then they have to take it in their little
- 1:06:26Speaker 4: boat back to the town. And here's the problem. There's
- 1:06:29Speaker 4: one store where you go to sell the gold. And
- 1:06:32Speaker 4: guess who's waiting outside that store? The people that rob
- 1:06:35Speaker 4: you at gunpoint and take your gold and then give
- 1:06:37Speaker 4: it to the actual people. And so it's really sad
- 1:06:40Speaker 4: artisanal gold mining. They're not organized. And it's the same
- 1:06:43Speaker 4: with the narcos. We've been having a problem with narcos.
- 1:06:46Speaker 4: And everyone's like, dude, you can't mess with the narcos. Like,
- 1:06:49Speaker 4: you're going to lose the fight. And it's like, yeah,
- 1:06:52Speaker 4: but these are people that are like, we're just going
- 1:06:54Speaker 4: to grow a little bit.
- 1:06:55Speaker 1: What are they growing?
- 1:06:57Speaker 4: Coca. I mean, we busted, we helped the police bust a,
- 1:07:03Speaker 4: we saw a clearing on deep, deep, deep, deep, way
- 1:07:08Speaker 4: up river, days up river. There was a clearing out
- 1:07:10Speaker 4: in the jungle. And so we sent our rangers. The
- 1:07:12Speaker 4: rangers came back and were like, we can't deal with this.
- 1:07:14Speaker 4: There's something scary going on up there. And so we
- 1:07:17Speaker 4: told the police and the police were like, yeah, we'll
- 1:07:18Speaker 4: try and get up there. Now, at the same time,
- 1:07:21Speaker 4: I'm with JJ one day and we always do the
- 1:07:23Speaker 4: same thing. When there's, there was a, there was a
- 1:07:25Speaker 4: bad patch of deforestation along the river. We said, how
- 1:07:29Speaker 4: the hell did this happen? They did it so quick.
- 1:07:31Speaker 4: And so I put up the drone and I flew
- 1:07:34Speaker 4: it over. And I'm still going, who are these people?
- 1:07:36Speaker 4: Are they loggers? We're just trying to get a sense
- 1:07:38Speaker 4: of what's going on. Fly the drone down. And usually
- 1:07:40Speaker 4: when we see loggers, they'll run into these little palm
- 1:07:43Speaker 4: thatched huts. They'll run into them to hide from the drone.
- 1:07:46Speaker 4: That's crazy.
- 1:07:48Speaker 1: They know what a drone is.
- 1:07:49Speaker 4: Well, these people came running out and they had guns.
- 1:07:53Speaker 4: And we had already on the river, we had passed
- 1:07:55Speaker 4: their settlement and flown the drone back. their boat came
- 1:07:59Speaker 4: out after us and we started going. And I was like, JJ,
- 1:08:02Speaker 4: you could just talk to them like normal. And he
- 1:08:04Speaker 4: looked at me and he went, not this time. And
- 1:08:07Speaker 4: we had a, we had a 60 horsepower and they
- 1:08:09Speaker 4: had a 40 and we were just blazing ahead of them.
- 1:08:11Speaker 4: And I had the drone in the air. And so
- 1:08:14Speaker 4: it was $ 5, 000 drone. And so I'm driving the drone.
- 1:08:17Speaker 4: And I was like, can we, can we like, I
- 1:08:18Speaker 4: got to get this drone. And they're like, we, JJ
- 1:08:20Speaker 4: looked at me. He's like, we're not stopping.
- 1:08:23Speaker 1: And I, it dawned on me. That was like, we're, we're,
- 1:08:25Speaker 1: if we get caught, we're getting killed. Oh, man. Are
- 1:08:29Speaker 1: you armed?
- 1:08:30Speaker 4: At this point, nobody on the boat had a gun.
- 1:08:34Speaker 4: And so we arrived at a place where the police
- 1:08:36Speaker 4: were camped out, where they had been dispatched to go
- 1:08:39Speaker 4: check out that other site. And so we arrived, and
- 1:08:42Speaker 4: the police force that we work with was there. And
- 1:08:44Speaker 4: we pulled up, and we're like, yo, we got bad
- 1:08:47Speaker 4: guys coming in. And they masked up, loaded up. They
- 1:08:50Speaker 4: got on our boat. We turned around. And as soon
- 1:08:52Speaker 4: as they saw us coming back at them, they left.
- 1:08:56Speaker 4: And then days later, they went to that same police
- 1:08:58Speaker 4: force and assassinated one of the guys.
- 1:09:00Speaker 1: Oh, man.
- 1:09:02Speaker 4: So the narcos are different. The narcos are scary. And
- 1:09:06Speaker 4: that clearing that we originally found, they were actually predated
- 1:09:09Speaker 4: sacks of white powder. The Peruvian military went in and
- 1:09:13Speaker 4: actually raided that camp, arrested everybody. It was so big
- 1:09:16Speaker 4: that the American DEA knew about it. They were notified.
- 1:09:21Speaker 4: And so this is now what's happening on this river
- 1:09:23Speaker 4: where it's because it's the last wilderness, they're coming. And
- 1:09:27Speaker 4: so we're relying on the Peruvian authorities to stop this
- 1:09:31Speaker 4: from happening so that we can create this park before
- 1:09:33Speaker 4: it's too late because they're also blazing roads. They're bringing
- 1:09:36Speaker 4: in loggers. They're smart. They bring people and they'll send
- 1:09:39Speaker 4: the loggers ahead of them. And then when the loggers
- 1:09:41Speaker 4: clear the land, they'll just start growing coca. And so
- 1:09:45Speaker 4: it's gotten scary. I texted you when it was at its...
- 1:09:49Speaker 4: When I first started having to travel with security, I
- 1:09:53Speaker 4: remember texting you because I was like, this is a
- 1:09:56Speaker 4: different game. It used to be like we're counting the
- 1:09:59Speaker 4: butterflies and we're... Yeah.
- 1:10:00Speaker 1: You wanted to learn where to train.
- 1:10:02Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:10:03Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:10:04Speaker 4: Because it's scary walking around. Well, the thing is the
- 1:10:07Speaker 4: police intercepted off to one of the people that they
- 1:10:09Speaker 4: arrested on the phone. It said, if you see JJ...
- 1:10:13Speaker 4: Or that shithead gringo that flies the drone. They said,
- 1:10:16Speaker 4: if you kill them, we'll reward you.
- 1:10:18Speaker 1: Oh, man.
- 1:10:19Speaker 4: So they found this message on WhatsApp. They showed it
- 1:10:21Speaker 4: to us. And they were like, you guys have a
- 1:10:23Speaker 4: hit on you. And then a few days later, JJ
- 1:10:28Speaker 4: was supposed to get in the car at the side.
- 1:10:30Speaker 4: You take the boat downriver to the car. And he
- 1:10:32Speaker 4: was supposed to get in the car and go back
- 1:10:34Speaker 4: to the town. He actually came downriver in the boat.
- 1:10:38Speaker 4: And then went, I forgot that I wanted to finish
- 1:10:40Speaker 4: up something at the station. Take me back. He went
- 1:10:42Speaker 4: back to the station. So our driver, Percy, started driving
- 1:10:45Speaker 4: back along this little dirt logging road by himself. And
- 1:10:49Speaker 4: they had trees across the road. Masked guys with guns.
- 1:10:53Speaker 4: They put the guns in the windows. They pulled him out.
- 1:10:55Speaker 4: And our windows are tinted. And they said, take JJ
- 1:10:58Speaker 4: and Paul out. They were going to do it.
- 1:11:02Speaker 1: And so it just so happened that JJ wasn't in
- 1:11:04Speaker 1: the car.
- 1:11:06Speaker 4: Just by pure luck. He was not in the car
- 1:11:10Speaker 4: that day. And they roughed up our driver. They took
- 1:11:12Speaker 4: his driver's license. They took his cell phone. And they
- 1:11:17Speaker 4: just said, just let them know. We missed him today,
- 1:11:19Speaker 4: but we'll get him soon.
- 1:11:21Speaker 1: Oh, man.
- 1:11:22Speaker 4: And so we went, of course, we went to the
- 1:11:23Speaker 4: police and we're like, look, we're going to need a
- 1:11:25Speaker 4: lot more protection. They're like, it's getting, I mean, we're
- 1:11:29Speaker 4: just trying to save the rainforest, man. Like we're not
- 1:11:31Speaker 4: trying to. And these people are going, well, we're just
- 1:11:34Speaker 4: trying to grow drugs. And we want to do that
- 1:11:36Speaker 4: where there's no police. And the wilderness is becoming a
- 1:11:41Speaker 4: finite thing now. So it's becoming this battleground. Jamie, on
- 1:11:45Speaker 4: there is a map. I'm wondering if you could pull
- 1:11:47Speaker 4: up the map because I could explain to you.
- 1:11:49Speaker 1: What's the status of this right now? Are they still
- 1:11:51Speaker 1: after you guys?
- 1:11:52Speaker 4: They are still after us, but it's been for about
- 1:11:57Speaker 4: eight months it was really bad. It was really scary.
- 1:12:00Speaker 4: It was horrible. Like every day, anytime JJ called me,
- 1:12:03Speaker 4: I'd have a panic attack. But you see the yellow
- 1:12:07Speaker 4: on the right is the Trans-Amazon Highway.
- 1:12:10Speaker 1: That's the big artery.
- 1:12:11Speaker 4: That's what the Chinese and Brazil built. But then that
- 1:12:14Speaker 4: smaller thing going up, that's the roads that the loggers
- 1:12:18Speaker 4: and the narcos are making. So that big red arrow,
- 1:12:21Speaker 4: they're trying to make a road that goes in through there.
- 1:12:25Speaker 4: And so the white line outlines what we're trying to protect.
- 1:12:27Speaker 4: And that light greenish blue is the area that we
- 1:12:31Speaker 4: have protected. That's that 130,000 acres that we have protected.
- 1:12:35Speaker 4: And so that's what we're doing right now. It's a
- 1:12:37Speaker 4: race against time. If we can fill in that area,
- 1:12:39Speaker 4: if we can fill that whole thing in, we save
- 1:12:42Speaker 4: the land. And once it's ours, once it's under jungle
- 1:12:44Speaker 4: keepers protection, it's indigenous protected.
- 1:12:46Speaker 1: All right, we're back.
- 1:12:48Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:12:49Speaker 1: So where are they growing the drugs in this map?
- 1:12:52Speaker 4: So right at the upper tip of that arrow, sort
- 1:12:55Speaker 4: of the outside, they had cut a little road filament
- 1:12:58Speaker 4: into there. And again, these little tiny trail roads, they
- 1:13:01Speaker 4: go under the forest. The forest is 160 feet tall.
- 1:13:04Speaker 1: Is there a way you can communicate with these guys
- 1:13:06Speaker 1: saying you're not trying to stop this?
- 1:13:08Speaker 4: I mean right now what we're doing is putting signs
- 1:13:11Speaker 4: on all of these little tiny– I mean these are
- 1:13:13Speaker 4: jungle roads where just to go on the road, you're
- 1:13:15Speaker 4: going out to where– if anybody finds you out there,
- 1:13:18Speaker 4: they'll just kill you. And your body will be decomposed
- 1:13:21Speaker 4: and recycled within 48 hours by the jungle. So you're
- 1:13:25Speaker 4: past where there's police. This is just earth.
- 1:13:27Speaker 1: It's the Wild West. more than the wild west right
- 1:13:30Speaker 1: because the wild west was never this dense.
- 1:13:33Speaker 4: Well it's the wild west and you can't see 10
- 1:13:35Speaker 4: feet in front of you.
- 1:13:36Speaker 1: Right that's what i'm talking about like this is more
- 1:13:38Speaker 1: wild than the wild west.
- 1:13:39Speaker 4: I guess so yeah you still have you have you
- 1:13:41Speaker 4: have indians with arrows and now you have these narcos
- 1:13:44Speaker 4: that are that are straight up evil that are coming
- 1:13:46Speaker 4: i mean they're taking girls from indigenous communities to work
- 1:13:49Speaker 4: in their brothels they're growing cocaine up there you got
- 1:13:53Speaker 4: men working out in the jungle And so they go
- 1:13:56Speaker 4: to the communities and they tell them, hey, your daughter
- 1:13:58Speaker 4: is very pretty. She'd be a great waitress. You know,
- 1:14:00Speaker 4: we can educate her while she trains and helps people.
- 1:14:03Speaker 4: And they never see him again. And so it's all
- 1:14:07Speaker 4: that darkness. And at the same time, what we're doing
- 1:14:10Speaker 4: is bettering the lives of the community, making friends with
- 1:14:13Speaker 4: these people. We have these amazing rangers. And I mean,
- 1:14:16Speaker 4: we have different ranger stations along the river. And if
- 1:14:18Speaker 4: we make this into a park, like... Teddy Roosevelt, no,
- 1:14:23Speaker 4: John Muir took Teddy Roosevelt on a three-day camping trip
- 1:14:25Speaker 4: and showed him Yosemite and like Sequoia and all this stuff.
- 1:14:28Speaker 4: And he was like, we got to protect this. Like
- 1:14:30Speaker 4: it's special here. Look at the size of these trees.
- 1:14:32Speaker 4: Look at the beauty of this valley. And then they
- 1:14:34Speaker 4: protected it. There's nothing as wild as this river on
- 1:14:37Speaker 4: earth today. And so if we protect this now, the
- 1:14:43Speaker 4: 200 indigenous people that live on this river get protected
- 1:14:45Speaker 4: from the narcos. They continue having abundant fish and resources.
- 1:14:50Speaker 4: And then they'll work as park guards and educators and
- 1:14:52Speaker 4: chefs and boat drivers to maintain this gigantic protected area.
- 1:14:57Speaker 4: And then Peru will have this crown jewel of the Amazon.
- 1:15:01Speaker 4: So they love it.
- 1:15:02Speaker 1: But how can you protect them from the narcos? I
- 1:15:04Speaker 1: mean it seems like the amount of money that's involved
- 1:15:06Speaker 1: in trafficking cocaine would make it a real problem.
- 1:15:11Speaker 4: But the good thing is that these are the little
- 1:15:12Speaker 4: artisanal ones. These are the guys that go– these are
- 1:15:15Speaker 4: not like mafia bosses. This isn't like the Mexican cartel.
- 1:15:18Speaker 4: These are like these little clans of people that go,
- 1:15:21Speaker 4: you know what? We could just grow some cocaine and
- 1:15:23Speaker 4: then we'll sell it to the big guys. And so
- 1:15:26Speaker 4: they're just– they're like mom and pop cocaine growers.
- 1:15:30Speaker 1: But they're also murderers.
- 1:15:31Speaker 4: Well, of course. And so when the cops go out there,
- 1:15:34Speaker 4: the cops just arrest them and take them straight to jail.
- 1:15:36Speaker 4: And so the cops have been– everyone assumes that Latin
- 1:15:39Speaker 4: American police, no matter what, are going to be corrupt.
- 1:15:41Speaker 4: And like the police force we've been working with has
- 1:15:43Speaker 4: been keeping us alive and they want this park protected
- 1:15:48Speaker 4: as much as the indigenous people do. It's amazing how
- 1:15:50Speaker 4: many good people are out there. They're actually helping.
- 1:15:55Speaker 1: And how many narco organizations, artisanal narco organizations are out there?
- 1:16:01Speaker 4: Peru has become– it's, it's, it's not great. Peru, I
- 1:16:05Speaker 4: think has become, if not on the same level as Columbia,
- 1:16:08Speaker 4: I think they might've surpassed Columbia in terms of cocaine production. They're,
- 1:16:13Speaker 4: they're not doing great with that right now. And so
- 1:16:15Speaker 4: we're at this very, very, uh, crucial juncture there. But,
- 1:16:19Speaker 4: you know, it's funny because in, in doing all this,
- 1:16:21Speaker 4: you know, with, even with the book coming out and
- 1:16:24Speaker 4: I've been talking to people and people go, well, you
- 1:16:26Speaker 4: have narcos now. They're like, so you're going to fail.
- 1:16:28Speaker 4: And it's like, man, you're not even the one on
- 1:16:31Speaker 4: the ground. Like I'm the one on the ground. I'm
- 1:16:33Speaker 4: telling you, we're not going to fail. And the police
- 1:16:34Speaker 4: have been successful at clearing them out and it's getting better.
- 1:16:38Speaker 4: Just like the whole thing with, yeah, the Amazon's disappearing,
- 1:16:41Speaker 4: but we can still stop it. It's like, you got it.
- 1:16:43Speaker 4: You think like before D-Day, if Churchill was like, I
- 1:16:45Speaker 4: will probably lose. Like you can't have that mentality. And
- 1:16:50Speaker 4: so it's very, very encouraging seeing the, the, uh, the
- 1:16:54Speaker 4: local people stand up for what they believe in. And
- 1:16:57Speaker 4: the job is dangerous. There's a, There's a video on
- 1:17:01Speaker 4: there that I think it says Sandra Tree Crush. But
- 1:17:03Speaker 4: we– I got woke up a few weeks ago and
- 1:17:08Speaker 4: one of my managers came running at like 3 a.m.
- 1:17:11Speaker 4: I see a flashlight coming through the jungle. And so
- 1:17:15Speaker 4: I'm thinking the worst. And then he comes. He's going, Paul.
- 1:17:18Speaker 4: He goes, a tree– and I told you the last
- 1:17:20Speaker 4: time I was on here. I said the most dangerous
- 1:17:21Speaker 4: thing in the rainforest is the trees falling. He said
- 1:17:23Speaker 4: a tree fell on the ranger stations. And it's raining
- 1:17:27Speaker 4: and I'm talking about rain. You know when you're at
- 1:17:28Speaker 4: the airport and you hear that sound where it's like
- 1:17:30Speaker 4: there's no sound louder. Your ears can't handle it. It
- 1:17:32Speaker 4: was raining so loud. And he's screaming into my ear
- 1:17:35Speaker 4: that this tree fell on the ranger station. He goes,
- 1:17:37Speaker 4: and one of the rangers was crushed. And I'm going,
- 1:17:41Speaker 4: but dead or alive? And he goes, we don't know yet.
- 1:17:45Speaker 4: And so it's 3 a.m. and we get in this
- 1:17:46Speaker 4: boat and we're going upriver and there's lightning flashing and
- 1:17:49Speaker 4: there's rain falling. And I'm looking. With the flashlight and
- 1:17:52Speaker 4: I'm navigating by the crocodile eyes because we don't know
- 1:17:54Speaker 4: where the edges of the river are because the eyes shine.
- 1:17:58Speaker 4: And so we have footage of this and we arrive
- 1:18:01Speaker 4: at the ranger station and sure enough, this tree had fallen,
- 1:18:05Speaker 4: crushed the roof, all the beams and all the scaffolding
- 1:18:09Speaker 4: under the roof and fallen on this woman's face while
- 1:18:12Speaker 4: she was in bed. And so she was crushed under
- 1:18:15Speaker 4: this and she couldn't even scream because it was raining
- 1:18:17Speaker 4: so loud. And so we get there and I stick
- 1:18:19Speaker 4: my hand into the rubble. And I hold her hand
- 1:18:22Speaker 4: and I'm like, are you okay? And she was like, hey, Paul.
- 1:18:25Speaker 4: She's like, I have no idea. And she was amazingly
- 1:18:28Speaker 4: like buoyant. She was like, I have no idea if
- 1:18:31Speaker 4: I'm okay. She's like, but I'm alive. I was like,
- 1:18:33Speaker 4: we're going to get you out of here. And we
- 1:18:33Speaker 4: started chainsawing, I mean, like 16 feet of tree debris
- 1:18:37Speaker 4: over her and all this gnarled roof material. And we
- 1:18:39Speaker 4: had to pull her out of there and she had
- 1:18:41Speaker 4: a scratch on her ankle.
- 1:18:42Speaker 1: Wow.
- 1:18:43Speaker 4: We got this great video of her sitting in a
- 1:18:45Speaker 4: hammock at like 6 a.m. And she's smoking a cigarette.
- 1:18:47Speaker 4: She's like, I'm alive. She's going, I'm alive. And she
- 1:18:51Speaker 4: didn't quit. She's still a ranger. And it's like she's
- 1:18:54Speaker 4: out there right now driving up and down because she
- 1:18:57Speaker 4: wants that forest protected for her kids. And it's like
- 1:19:00Speaker 4: these people care.
- 1:19:01Speaker 1: It sounds like the adventure of this is very addictive
- 1:19:05Speaker 1: to you. This is what I'm getting. I think you
- 1:19:08Speaker 1: love it. I think you love the forest. I think
- 1:19:11Speaker 1: you love protecting it. But I think there's something about
- 1:19:15Speaker 1: the danger of it and the chaos and the wildness
- 1:19:18Speaker 1: of it all that seems to me– I'm looking in
- 1:19:21Speaker 1: your eyes. You're smiling because you know I'm right.
- 1:19:25Speaker 5: I know.
- 1:19:25Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:19:26Speaker 1: I'm not going to deny that.
- 1:19:27Speaker 4: That's– when I was a kid, I remember sitting in
- 1:19:29Speaker 4: school and being like, why did– Like you read about
- 1:19:32Speaker 4: like Roosevelt and Jane Goodall and like these people had
- 1:19:35Speaker 4: these amazingly adventurous lives. And I was sitting in school
- 1:19:38Speaker 4: getting detention after detention and getting yelled at and being like,
- 1:19:41Speaker 4: can I go to the bathroom? And I was like,
- 1:19:43Speaker 4: why do they get to do that? And I have
- 1:19:45Speaker 4: to do this. And everyone around me was like, when
- 1:19:48Speaker 4: you get a job, then you're really going to love
- 1:19:49Speaker 4: your desk. One of my friend's moms said that to me.
- 1:19:51Speaker 4: She goes, you think you hate your school desk? She goes,
- 1:19:54Speaker 4: wait till you get your real desk. And I was like, oh, man.
- 1:19:58Speaker 4: And so, yeah, riding on the boat at 4 a.m.
- 1:20:02Speaker 4: with the lightning is incredible. Showering in the river.
- 1:20:05Speaker 1: Navigating by crocodile eyes.
- 1:20:06Speaker 4: Yeah, man. I mean, with the wind in your hair
- 1:20:09Speaker 4: and the– I mean, you know the magic of the mountains.
- 1:20:12Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:20:13Speaker 4: And the jungle has its own vibe. You watch that
- 1:20:15Speaker 4: mist snarling up off the canopy and it's like– it's
- 1:20:18Speaker 4: so wild that you just– you feel better. You feel healthier.
- 1:20:23Speaker 4: And again, that whole thing of– what's that thing they say?
- 1:20:26Speaker 4: Like a sacrament is an outward sign of an inward grace.
- 1:20:29Speaker 4: And it's like the, the beauty of that, you know,
- 1:20:31Speaker 4: you drink from the river and then you sweat it
- 1:20:34Speaker 4: out and you watch your sweat join the steam and
- 1:20:36Speaker 4: rain back down onto the jungle. You are connected to
- 1:20:39Speaker 4: your environment and every single day, you don't know what's
- 1:20:42Speaker 4: going to happen. You know, I, I opened, there was
- 1:20:45Speaker 4: one day where I was like, okay, I'm going to
- 1:20:47Speaker 4: stay on the station. I'm not going to do anything.
- 1:20:50Speaker 4: I've been hammering myself in the swamps for, for a week.
- 1:20:53Speaker 4: And I was like, I'm just going to drink coffee
- 1:20:55Speaker 4: and do office work on my computer. And so I
- 1:20:57Speaker 4: was at the station. And my team comes running.
- 1:20:59Speaker 1: And they're like, anaconda. And I was like, where? I
- 1:21:02Speaker 1: was actually annoyed. I was like, where?
- 1:21:03Speaker 4: How big of an anaconda? And they're like, no, it's
- 1:21:06Speaker 4: a pretty big anaconda. So we go down to the thing.
- 1:21:08Speaker 4: And sure enough, there's a big-ass anaconda on a log.
- 1:21:12Speaker 4: Like 11 feet. Not a monster. But so then I
- 1:21:16Speaker 4: started doing this thing where I was like, because they
- 1:21:17Speaker 4: were all like, be careful. And I was like, of what?
- 1:21:19Speaker 1: And they're like, it could bite you.
- 1:21:21Speaker 4: And I was like, it's asleep. I was like, she's
- 1:21:24Speaker 4: just trying to get the sun. So when I started,
- 1:21:26Speaker 4: I took out my phone, I started doing this thing.
- 1:21:27Speaker 4: I was like, people are scared of snakes. And I
- 1:21:28Speaker 4: was like, I was like, if you're scared of snakes,
- 1:21:30Speaker 4: I was like, there's an 11 foot Anaconda. I was like,
- 1:21:33Speaker 4: do I appear to be in danger yet? And then
- 1:21:35Speaker 4: I kept getting closer and I was like, how about now?
- 1:21:37Speaker 4: How about now? And then I was like, she's not
- 1:21:39Speaker 4: waking up. So I get on the log with her
- 1:21:42Speaker 4: and the Anaconda still doesn't get up. And so I, I,
- 1:21:45Speaker 4: I turned around and her coil is here and her
- 1:21:48Speaker 4: head's like, you know, 10 feet over there. And I
- 1:21:50Speaker 4: just put my head honor. And now I'm laying on
- 1:21:53Speaker 4: the snake and I'm still taking a video and I'm going, see,
- 1:21:56Speaker 4: this snake doesn't care that I'm here. And even if
- 1:21:59Speaker 4: she wakes up, you know what she's going to do?
- 1:22:00Speaker 4: She's going to jump in the water. She's not going
- 1:22:02Speaker 4: to bite me. And she never woke up. And I figured,
- 1:22:05Speaker 4: you know what? Why bother her?
- 1:22:07Speaker 1: She never woke up when you rested. She woke up.
- 1:22:10Speaker 4: She, she, she, she moved her tongue, but she never,
- 1:22:13Speaker 4: she never freaked out.
- 1:22:14Speaker 1: Well, they're the King.
- 1:22:15Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:22:17Speaker 1: It sounds like they don't really have any natural predators, right?
- 1:22:21Speaker 1: Do they?
- 1:22:21Speaker 4: When they're small. Crocodiles, right? The crocodiles, the herons, the piranha. Oh, right.
- 1:22:28Speaker 4: You forget that pelicans and herons can eat a baby alligator.
- 1:22:32Speaker 4: They'll just throw it back.
- 1:22:33Speaker 1: Sure.
- 1:22:34Speaker 4: Just take it down their throat.
- 1:22:36Speaker 1: Herons are crazy.
- 1:22:38Speaker 4: Herons are amazing hunters. Pelicans are disgusting. They'll take a
- 1:22:43Speaker 4: whole bullfrog and just glut it down so you know
- 1:22:46Speaker 4: that thing's alive in their chest.
- 1:22:47Speaker 1: I've seen videos of them doing it to pigeons. Or seagulls?
- 1:22:51Speaker 4: Yes, the one where he swallows the seagull. The seagull's
- 1:22:55Speaker 4: getting smaller as it goes down.
- 1:22:58Speaker 1: You realize that crazy mouth that they have is just
- 1:23:02Speaker 1: so they can swallow things alive. I mean, this weird-looking,
- 1:23:06Speaker 1: funky thing. You're like, oh, that's a monster. That's a
- 1:23:09Speaker 1: monster that just swallows things alive.
- 1:23:11Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't think of birds as savage as they are.
- 1:23:14Speaker 1: What are you laughing at, Jamie? Pictures of pelicans trying
- 1:23:16Speaker 1: to eat shit on the screen.
- 1:23:17Speaker 4: I'm trying to eat a dog.
- 1:23:19Speaker 1: Oh, God. Oh, come on. Marshall. Marshall, look out. Trying
- 1:23:23Speaker 1: to get a cat.
- 1:23:23Speaker 4: He's trying to get a cat.
- 1:23:24Speaker 1: Oh, my God. Yeah, they basically can eat almost anything
- 1:23:28Speaker 1: that's near their size. Good Lord.
- 1:23:32Speaker 4: That one just fly out.
- 1:23:35Speaker 5: Wow.
- 1:23:36Speaker 1: It's too late. Oh, man. Yeah, they're monsters. He's trying
- 1:23:40Speaker 1: to eat another.
- 1:23:41Speaker 4: God, that's, I call bullshit on that one. There's no
- 1:23:42Speaker 4: way his pelican was trying to eat a bear. I
- 1:23:45Speaker 4: believe that, though. I've seen that video. What are those
- 1:23:47Speaker 4: things called again? Those are baby capybaras.
- 1:23:49Speaker 1: Capybaras, right. Those are– they've– are those the things that
- 1:23:54Speaker 1: have made their way into– no. It's a different animal
- 1:23:57Speaker 1: that's made their way into like Louisiana and they have
- 1:23:59Speaker 1: to go out and shoot them.
- 1:24:00Speaker 4: Javelinas.
- 1:24:01Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, no. It's a type of
- 1:24:03Speaker 1: large rodent because David Tell used to have a TV
- 1:24:06Speaker 1: show called Insomniac. And he went out at night one
- 1:24:11Speaker 1: time with them in Louisiana and they're hunting these things
- 1:24:14Speaker 1: that they're an invasive rodent, a giant rodent. And it
- 1:24:18Speaker 1: was like Dave would do his shows and then after–
- 1:24:21Speaker 1: it was a Comedy Central show. It was a really
- 1:24:22Speaker 1: good show. And then he would find things to do
- 1:24:25Speaker 1: in the town because he can't sleep because he's up
- 1:24:26Speaker 1: all night. And so he went out with these people
- 1:24:29Speaker 1: that were– God, I can't remember what the animal was.
- 1:24:32Speaker 1: But it's a large invasive rodent that exists in the south.
- 1:24:37Speaker 1: I mean– Nutria. That's right.
- 1:24:39Speaker 4: Jeez.
- 1:24:40Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:24:40Speaker 1: And people eat them.
- 1:24:41Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:24:42Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:24:43Speaker 4: I mean, the rodent. I mean, capybaras.
- 1:24:44Speaker 1: See if you can find that video because it's kind
- 1:24:45Speaker 1: of crazy.
- 1:24:47Speaker 4: Nutria.
- 1:24:47Speaker 1: Because they're out there hunting them with 22s.
- 1:24:50Speaker 4: With 22s?
- 1:24:51Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:24:51Speaker 1: I mean, they have to. They're a completely invasive species
- 1:24:56Speaker 1: and they're huge. They're like a small dog.
- 1:24:58Speaker 4: That's something I left off the list. We eat those
- 1:25:01Speaker 4: all the time.
- 1:25:01Speaker 1: Nutrias?
- 1:25:02Speaker 4: We have something called a paca. It's like a small
- 1:25:04Speaker 4: capybara with spots. And those, I mean- You know, it's
- 1:25:08Speaker 4: like squirrels, but they're big. They're like, you know, cat
- 1:25:10Speaker 4: sized and fat. People eat them all the time. Those
- 1:25:13Speaker 4: are delicious.
- 1:25:14Speaker 1: What's your favorite thing to eat in the jungle? Piranha. Piranha?
- 1:25:19Speaker 1: Fuck yeah. Really?
- 1:25:20Speaker 4: Oh my God, they're delicious. And when you fry a piranha,
- 1:25:23Speaker 4: you know, you slit, you know, make the slits along it.
- 1:25:25Speaker 4: You just fry the whole thing. You just pull it
- 1:25:26Speaker 4: right off of its skeleton. And the fins become like chips,
- 1:25:31Speaker 4: like little salty chips. Oh, they're so good.
- 1:25:33Speaker 1: You just put salt on it and fry it?
- 1:25:35Speaker 4: Just a little bit of salt and then fry it up.
- 1:25:37Speaker 4: And then better than the piranha is the paco, the
- 1:25:40Speaker 4: big vegetarian.
- 1:25:41Speaker 1: And the piranha species, yeah. Those are invasive species in
- 1:25:46Speaker 1: America as well.
- 1:25:47Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:25:47Speaker 1: People catch them all the time. Oh, they're so good. Yeah,
- 1:25:50Speaker 1: they catch them when they're like 40 pounds.
- 1:25:52Speaker 4: They're huge.
- 1:25:52Speaker 1: Yeah, someone caught a world record paco.
- 1:25:54Speaker 4: Powerful, really powerful.
- 1:25:56Speaker 1: Paco, P-A-C-O, right? Yeah, yeah. I want to say in Georgia,
- 1:26:01Speaker 1: Georgia or Florida, somewhere in there, and fucking huge.
- 1:26:05Speaker 4: Yeah. No, they're powerful. We fish for them. You have
- 1:26:08Speaker 4: like a 10-foot pole with a rope on it.
- 1:26:11Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a paku. Yeah, look at the size of
- 1:26:14Speaker 1: that thing, man. That's crazy. 50 pounds. World record size
- 1:26:18Speaker 1: paku caught in Florida. There it is. 50 pounds. That's nuts.
- 1:26:22Speaker 4: Dude, those are so nutritious. When you eat them, you
- 1:26:25Speaker 4: feel like you're just gaining muscle.
- 1:26:27Speaker 1: Really?
- 1:26:28Speaker 4: Yeah. You still eat a lot of elk.
- 1:26:30Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
- 1:26:30Speaker 4: Don't you feel like it's like a superfood?
- 1:26:32Speaker 1: Uh-huh.
- 1:26:32Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:26:33Speaker 1: This is how I feel.
- 1:26:34Speaker 4: I live on these things.
- 1:26:34Speaker 1: Oh, it's wild.
- 1:26:35Speaker 4: I feel like I just.
- 1:26:36Speaker 1: You live on piranha. Yeah. Piranha and paku. Yeah.
- 1:26:40Speaker 5: Wow.
- 1:26:40Speaker 1: How do you catch the paku?
- 1:26:42Speaker 4: Ten foot pole. You have a piece of rope and
- 1:26:44Speaker 4: you put like a piece of like last night's dinner.
- 1:26:47Speaker 4: You tie a bunch of rancid chicken. You leave it
- 1:26:49Speaker 4: out in the sun. Make it smell bad. You go
- 1:26:51Speaker 4: out at six in the morning.
- 1:26:53Speaker 1: So they're not vegetarians.
- 1:26:54Speaker 4: Well, they'll eat anything. They specialize on the nuts. That's
- 1:26:57Speaker 4: why they have the human teeth.
- 1:26:59Speaker 3: Oh.
- 1:26:59Speaker 4: Those are the ones that have the human teeth.
- 1:27:00Speaker 1: When you open their mouth, they have like molars and
- 1:27:03Speaker 1: then like a few like front teeth.
- 1:27:05Speaker 4: And so we go with this 10-foot pole. Nobody can
- 1:27:07Speaker 4: make a sound on the boat. You're just floating with
- 1:27:09Speaker 4: the river. You're like invisible. And you wait for a
- 1:27:12Speaker 4: feature in the river, like a rock or a place
- 1:27:14Speaker 4: where the water is rushing. And you smack it against
- 1:27:17Speaker 4: it because they like that falling fruit or falling seeds.
- 1:27:20Speaker 4: And when they hit– I'm talking about like a four-inch hook.
- 1:27:23Speaker 4: When they hit that hook, this is the thing because
- 1:27:25Speaker 4: you're doing this for– you're doing it for an hour.
- 1:27:27Speaker 4: And you're like, all right, there's no Paco in here. Well,
- 1:27:30Speaker 4: guess what? When they do hit it, they'll pull you
- 1:27:33Speaker 4: right out of the boat. And I've been dragged straight
- 1:27:35Speaker 4: across the boat where like you got to use one
- 1:27:37Speaker 4: hand to stop yourself and the other hand is holding
- 1:27:39Speaker 4: this pole. And then your friend has got to pull
- 1:27:41Speaker 4: you back. You get this fish on the thing and
- 1:27:43Speaker 4: it's going boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
- 1:27:44Speaker 1: How big are they that you're catching? You saw.
- 1:27:46Speaker 4: They're big.
- 1:27:46Speaker 1: You're catching them that big? Yeah.
- 1:27:48Speaker 4: They're huge. And then you got to have a hammer
- 1:27:51Speaker 4: because you got to shut them off somehow.
- 1:27:53Speaker 3: Right.
- 1:27:54Speaker 4: You got to crack them right on between the eyes
- 1:27:56Speaker 4: because otherwise they'll just either jump out of the boat
- 1:27:58Speaker 4: or injure someone.
- 1:27:59Speaker 1: Or destroy everything.
- 1:27:59Speaker 4: That was the other thing. We were going upriver a
- 1:28:01Speaker 4: few months ago. We're at night. We're all just quiet
- 1:28:04Speaker 4: in the boat. And we're going to go up to
- 1:28:05Speaker 4: this tributary to explore it. And I had a group
- 1:28:09Speaker 4: of tourists with me. And this girl was sitting on
- 1:28:12Speaker 4: the front. And all of a sudden, I feel something
- 1:28:14Speaker 4: go past me. There's something. And all of a sudden,
- 1:28:17Speaker 4: I got wet. And all of a sudden, I hear bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,
- 1:28:19Speaker 4: bang in the boat. What the fuck is going on?
- 1:28:21Speaker 4: Turn on my headlamp. And there's a Paco in the boat.
- 1:28:24Speaker 4: And the girl that was sitting on the front, her
- 1:28:25Speaker 4: head is bleeding. One of those huge-ass Pacos jumped out
- 1:28:29Speaker 4: of the river in the night. hit this girl in
- 1:28:31Speaker 4: the head and then fell into the boat.
- 1:28:33Speaker 1: Whoa.
- 1:28:34Speaker 4: And so we just grabbed, yeah, we just ate it.
- 1:28:36Speaker 4: But I mean, that Paco was in the middle of
- 1:28:39Speaker 4: the Amazon. at night, just jumping around, enjoying itself. And
- 1:28:42Speaker 4: it just jumped in the wrong boat.
- 1:28:44Speaker 1: Wow. Wow.
- 1:28:46Speaker 4: Two foot fish flying through the air.
- 1:28:47Speaker 1: And that's your favorite, that's your favorite thing to eat.
- 1:28:50Speaker 4: Absolutely.
- 1:28:50Speaker 1: What else is really good to eat?
- 1:28:52Speaker 4: There's these little cup mushrooms that are really good. You
- 1:28:55Speaker 4: fry them up with garlic. You do that in Paco. That's, that's,
- 1:28:58Speaker 4: now you're talking good. My friend Roy is a chef. He's,
- 1:29:01Speaker 4: he's really a, he's one of the jungle. He's the
- 1:29:03Speaker 4: president of jungle keepers right now. He's a local guy
- 1:29:05Speaker 4: and he's, he focuses on Amazonian cuisine. And so he
- 1:29:09Speaker 4: goes and he picks all the right flowers and funguses
- 1:29:11Speaker 4: and he'll take Paco and then he'll, he'll flavor it
- 1:29:14Speaker 4: with a type of orchid thing. And like all of
- 1:29:16Speaker 4: a sudden you have this amazing food and like Lima,
- 1:29:19Speaker 4: they have, you know, Peru's become this amazing place for food.
- 1:29:21Speaker 4: Peru is great food.
- 1:29:24Speaker 1: Wow.
- 1:29:24Speaker 4: He does the jungle version.
- 1:29:25Speaker 5: Wow.
- 1:29:26Speaker 4: So it's not like nasty monkey soup.
- 1:29:28Speaker 1: It's, Not turtle.
- 1:29:29Speaker 4: It's the curated five-star version of Jungle Cuisine.
- 1:29:33Speaker 1: So that's number one?
- 1:29:35Speaker 4: Paco's number one, 100%. Even right now? I think I
- 1:29:40Speaker 4: tried alligator ones, but it didn't leave an impression on me.
- 1:29:43Speaker 4: I haven't really. Also, I feel like they're my friends.
- 1:29:45Speaker 1: Really?
- 1:29:46Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:29:47Speaker 1: How so?
- 1:29:48Speaker 4: I like them.
- 1:29:50Speaker 1: Just because they're cool?
- 1:29:51Speaker 4: Well, I mean, I work with them a lot. I'm
- 1:29:52Speaker 4: always catching came and I always see them on the
- 1:29:54Speaker 4: side of the river. You know, nobody's serving me. If
- 1:29:56Speaker 4: they were serving me Cayman, then it would be just
- 1:29:58Speaker 4: like the monkey where it's like, all right, I got
- 1:29:59Speaker 4: to eat it. But nobody's serving me Cayman. So I'm
- 1:30:02Speaker 4: not going to go.
- 1:30:02Speaker 1: So that's not a staple of their diet.
- 1:30:04Speaker 4: No. In the north, in Iquitos, they eat a lot
- 1:30:07Speaker 4: more Cayman. So you don't see Cayman. On our river,
- 1:30:10Speaker 4: there's still, there's a Cayman on every beach. There's, there's
- 1:30:13Speaker 4: Jabiru storks. There's kukoi herons. There's just macaws everywhere. It's just,
- 1:30:17Speaker 4: there's just so much life. It's avatar. It's just, just
- 1:30:20Speaker 4: pulsing life.
- 1:30:22Speaker 5: Wow.
- 1:30:22Speaker 4: It's incredible.
- 1:30:23Speaker 1: Did you find that video of Dave Attell?
- 1:30:25Speaker 4: No.
- 1:30:26Speaker 1: It weirdly is, like, not online. I found a picture of.
- 1:30:30Speaker 4: The episode, but not a video of it. Yeah. And
- 1:30:33Speaker 4: they're just.
- 1:30:35Speaker 1: Shooting Nutria. Yeah. I think they eat them, too. But
- 1:30:39Speaker 1: I can't find it.
- 1:30:42Speaker 4: Yeah. And he was actually on the episode. Yeah.
- 1:30:46Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is a long time ago. This
- 1:30:48Speaker 1: is back when Dave was drinking. So this is, like,
- 1:30:51Speaker 1: Dave's been sober for.
- 1:30:54Speaker 1: I want to say 15 years at least, somewhere in
- 1:30:57Speaker 1: that range. Yeah. And this is back when, you know,
- 1:31:00Speaker 1: he would just drink at the comedy club and then
- 1:31:02Speaker 1: stay up all night, smoke cigarettes, drink coffee. Never end. Yeah.
- 1:31:07Speaker 1: I mean, he's the most unhealthy and also the most
- 1:31:10Speaker 1: hilarious guy alive.
- 1:31:11Speaker 4: You've stopped drinking, right?
- 1:31:12Speaker 1: I drink a little every now and then now. I
- 1:31:15Speaker 1: went like eight months with no drinking and I started
- 1:31:18Speaker 1: having like a glass of wine with dinner.
- 1:31:20Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:31:20Speaker 1: And a cocktail or two. But I have not had
- 1:31:22Speaker 1: more than like two drinks in a night.
- 1:31:25Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:31:26Speaker 4: Feels good, doesn't it?
- 1:31:27Speaker 1: It was a good break.
- 1:31:28Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:31:28Speaker 1: The eight months, I felt really good. And I was
- 1:31:31Speaker 1: convinced I was never going to drink again. And then
- 1:31:32Speaker 1: I drank a glass of wine. I was like, ooh,
- 1:31:34Speaker 1: I like this. I miss this.
- 1:31:36Speaker 4: That's the one thing.
- 1:31:36Speaker 1: The wine is good. Wine with a steak? Ooh.
- 1:31:40Speaker 3: Red wine.
- 1:31:40Speaker 1: So nice. Yeah. I think it was important to just
- 1:31:45Speaker 1: recognize that I was doing it. And I wasn't an alcoholic.
- 1:31:48Speaker 1: I was just– I have a club.
- 1:31:49Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:31:50Speaker 1: I'm there all the time. And, you know, you're out
- 1:31:52Speaker 1: with friends. You want a drink? Yeah, sure. Let's have
- 1:31:53Speaker 1: a drink. Yeah. Go to dinner, have a drink, have
- 1:31:56Speaker 1: another drink. It just got to a point where I
- 1:31:58Speaker 1: was like, I was feeling like, and I'm too healthy.
- 1:32:01Speaker 1: I work out all the time. And I was like,
- 1:32:02Speaker 1: why am I doing this to myself?
- 1:32:03Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:32:04Speaker 1: You know, but now I realize, you know, it's a
- 1:32:07Speaker 1: little moderation.
- 1:32:07Speaker 4: It's not bad.
- 1:32:09Speaker 1: But drinking is essentially fun poison.
- 1:32:12Speaker 4: Fun poison. It's weird. After Lex ruined drinking for me.
- 1:32:18Speaker 1: Lex gets saucy.
- 1:32:19Speaker 4: Well, this is the thing. When he came to the Amazon,
- 1:32:22Speaker 4: he goes, I want to do ayahuasca. And so we called,
- 1:32:26Speaker 4: you know, JJ's oldest brother is 70-something. We called this
- 1:32:29Speaker 4: shaman in. And he's like, you know, with the Lex voice,
- 1:32:32Speaker 4: he's like, brother, you have to do this with me.
- 1:32:35Speaker 4: And I was like, I am not drinking ayahuasca. There's
- 1:32:37Speaker 4: a chapter in the book about when I did it
- 1:32:39Speaker 4: with the old master and he overboiled it and we
- 1:32:43Speaker 4: all like, saw God in the unit. We were there
- 1:32:46Speaker 4: for the big bang. It was awful. It was hard.
- 1:32:48Speaker 1: No, it was not. No, no.
- 1:32:50Speaker 4: It was like taking a mega dose. It was like, sure.
- 1:32:53Speaker 1: It was awful.
- 1:32:54Speaker 4: It was traumatic.
- 1:32:54Speaker 1: You don't like to get scared. I was terrified, man.
- 1:32:57Speaker 4: No. So I was like, I have retired. I was like,
- 1:33:01Speaker 4: I'm not doing it. And Lex was walking around in
- 1:33:03Speaker 4: circles for two hours and he comes up to me
- 1:33:05Speaker 4: and he puts his hand on my shoulder and he goes,
- 1:33:07Speaker 4: I came all the way here for you. He goes,
- 1:33:09Speaker 4: now you do this for me. He goes, don't leave
- 1:33:10Speaker 4: me alone in the dark. And I went, I said,
- 1:33:14Speaker 4: all right, I'll do it. And we drank right next
- 1:33:17Speaker 4: to each other. And the guy is smoking his pipe and,
- 1:33:20Speaker 4: you know, he has the feathers on and he's singing
- 1:33:21Speaker 4: to us. And you're drinking and you're going deeper and
- 1:33:23Speaker 4: deeper into the hole.
- 1:33:25Speaker 1: And, God.
- 1:33:27Speaker 4: It was interesting, though. We both, the shaman said that,
- 1:33:32Speaker 4: you know, he was talking about what Lex was going afterwards.
- 1:33:34Speaker 4: He was talking about what Lex was going through on
- 1:33:36Speaker 4: his journey. And he goes in and does this deep
- 1:33:38Speaker 4: work of the things he sees coming off of you.
- 1:33:40Speaker 1: Uh-huh.
- 1:33:41Speaker 4: And this is a guy, the shaman I've known for
- 1:33:43Speaker 4: 20 years. He's like my uncle. And, and so he
- 1:33:46Speaker 4: would come up to me and he'd go, I'd be
- 1:33:49Speaker 4: laying down. You can't, you can't get up. And he'd
- 1:33:51Speaker 4: come up to me and he'd go one more cup.
- 1:33:53Speaker 4: And I'd be like, sure. Like, why not? And he'd like,
- 1:33:58Speaker 4: give me like a, like a kiss on the forehead
- 1:34:00Speaker 4: and throw it down my throat. And then he'd go
- 1:34:02Speaker 4: to Lex and go one more cup. And Lex would
- 1:34:04Speaker 4: be like, yes. And then, you know, give it to Lex.
- 1:34:06Speaker 4: And he said that, he said that he wasn't worried
- 1:34:09Speaker 4: about my spirit. He said, I was, I was there.
- 1:34:11Speaker 4: to protect Lex. And he said, Lex was there to, to,
- 1:34:14Speaker 4: to do some real work. And so what's interesting is
- 1:34:17Speaker 4: that we both reached this sort of, um, we, we
- 1:34:21Speaker 4: both reached the pinnacle of, of, of what was happening
- 1:34:23Speaker 4: at the same time where I felt myself about, I
- 1:34:26Speaker 4: felt it coming. I was like, Oh no, I'm going
- 1:34:27Speaker 4: to throw up. I'm going to throw up. And all
- 1:34:28Speaker 4: of a sudden my, my consciousness lifted six feet above
- 1:34:31Speaker 4: my body. And I was looking down at me and
- 1:34:33Speaker 4: Lex and I got this overwhelmingly calm sensation and And
- 1:34:38Speaker 4: without speaking, the shaman said to me, he said, you're
- 1:34:40Speaker 4: not going to feel this. I know you don't like it.
- 1:34:42Speaker 4: He said, you're just here to support him so you
- 1:34:45Speaker 4: can vomit now. And so Lex started vomiting and I
- 1:34:48Speaker 4: started vomiting, but I was watching myself and I was
- 1:34:50Speaker 4: watching him and I was just like, this is fine.
- 1:34:52Speaker 4: It doesn't hurt a bit. And it was very, very comforting.
- 1:34:56Speaker 4: And then he came and he started with the, you know,
- 1:34:58Speaker 4: shaking the leaves and singing louder and really cultivating, making
- 1:35:02Speaker 4: sure we gave everything that we purged all of it.
- 1:35:04Speaker 4: And then, and then he brought the crescendo down. And
- 1:35:07Speaker 4: then he calmed, and then he began singing, and then
- 1:35:11Speaker 4: we settled back into the symphonic throb of the night.
- 1:35:14Speaker 4: And then the trip went on for some time, but
- 1:35:16Speaker 4: it was interesting that things heightened at that moment and
- 1:35:19Speaker 4: that we went through it together. Wow.
- 1:35:22Speaker 1: So why did he think that you were there to
- 1:35:24Speaker 1: protect Lex? It was just like something he felt?
- 1:35:27Speaker 4: That's what he said. That's what he said to me.
- 1:35:31Speaker 4: And then it was very interesting watching– Lex go through
- 1:35:34Speaker 4: his journey because he, he, by the end of it,
- 1:35:37Speaker 4: he just got happier and happier. He just, he just
- 1:35:40Speaker 4: liked it more and more. And around, around, I think
- 1:35:42Speaker 4: cup six, I, I tapped after the, after the vomiting,
- 1:35:46Speaker 4: after that thing, it was sort of, again, there's, there's
- 1:35:48Speaker 4: energies floating around and he's singing. It's great, you know,
- 1:35:51Speaker 4: understanding a little bit of the language because, you know,
- 1:35:53Speaker 4: he's singing to his grandfather. He's singing to the spirit
- 1:35:56Speaker 4: of Santiago and the spirit of the Anaconda and using
- 1:35:59Speaker 4: the old words for them. You know, not even saying anaconda.
- 1:36:03Speaker 4: He's he's saying the other things. I'm out of my own.
- 1:36:05Speaker 4: You know, he's saying she will walk go and he's
- 1:36:08Speaker 4: talking about the. So he's doing this and shaking his
- 1:36:11Speaker 4: thing and you hear the frogs throbbing and it's all
- 1:36:13Speaker 4: moving through your skin. And so, yeah, I tapped out
- 1:36:17Speaker 4: after a while and Lex kept going. He's got an
- 1:36:18Speaker 4: amazing constitution. I think that's the Russian thing. But since then,
- 1:36:24Speaker 4: I can't drink.
- 1:36:25Speaker 1: Really?
- 1:36:26Speaker 4: I can't drink. I could have a cup of wine.
- 1:36:28Speaker 4: Maybe if I have more than that, I feel sick.
- 1:36:30Speaker 4: Like I feel damaged. I have not been able to drink.
- 1:36:33Speaker 4: I haven't had a beer since two years ago.
- 1:36:36Speaker 1: So what do you think it is? It just like
- 1:36:38Speaker 1: let you know what it's doing to you?
- 1:36:41Speaker 4: I have no idea. It's just a weird side effect.
- 1:36:43Speaker 4: I keep trying it. I used to love whiskey. I'll
- 1:36:47Speaker 4: like smell some whiskey and I'm like, wow.
- 1:36:49Speaker 1: Really? So we crack the bottle right now? Turn it off.
- 1:36:55Speaker 1: You would, it would make you feel sick?
- 1:36:57Speaker 4: I mean, I could take a sip of it, but
- 1:36:59Speaker 4: my body would be like, no.
- 1:37:00Speaker 1: Red light. Red light. No. Yeah. Well, your body's correct. Yeah.
- 1:37:04Speaker 4: But it made me hypersensitive. I noticed from that moment onwards.
- 1:37:07Speaker 1: Did it have the effect with Lex?
- 1:37:09Speaker 5: No.
- 1:37:09Speaker 4: I don't think so.
- 1:37:10Speaker 1: He still boos it up.
- 1:37:11Speaker 4: I don't think so.
- 1:37:12Speaker 1: Lex goes hard. I'm sure he does. We went to
- 1:37:13Speaker 1: Andrew Schultz's wedding with Lex. Yeah. And then we flew
- 1:37:17Speaker 1: with Whitney Cummings. It was doing a gig in Vegas. Yeah.
- 1:37:20Speaker 1: And we said, we'll go with you. So it was
- 1:37:21Speaker 1: me and my wife and Whitney and Lex. We flew
- 1:37:24Speaker 1: to Vegas.
- 1:37:25Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:37:26Speaker 1: And then we hung out with David Goggins. I called
- 1:37:28Speaker 1: him up. I was like, come meet us at the hotel.
- 1:37:29Speaker 4: Was he partying? No.
- 1:37:31Speaker 5: No.
- 1:37:32Speaker 1: No. Him and Lex were doing push-ups. They were doing drunk.
- 1:37:36Speaker 1: Lex was drunk. And David wasn't. And Lex wanted to
- 1:37:40Speaker 1: have a push-up competition.
- 1:37:41Speaker 4: With Goggins.
- 1:37:42Speaker 1: With Goggins.
- 1:37:42Speaker 4: That's amazing. I mean, but that's why he's Lex, right?
- 1:37:45Speaker 1: At the encore.
- 1:37:46Speaker 4: Because he's willing to try everything. Yeah.
- 1:37:49Speaker 1: Oh, he's an animal.
- 1:37:50Speaker 4: I mean, the fact that push-up competition with David Goggins.
- 1:37:53Speaker 1: He's just silly. That's hysterical. He's quite a character, that Lex.
- 1:37:57Speaker 1: He told me he's going to Dagestan to train. He's
- 1:38:00Speaker 1: going to go to Dagestan and train with, like, Khabib's team.
- 1:38:02Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:38:04Speaker 1: Good Lord, dude. Yeah, good Lord. You're, like, 42. How
- 1:38:07Speaker 1: old is he? Lex's got to be in his 40s.
- 1:38:10Speaker 4: But early 40s. I think he's still very young.
- 1:38:13Speaker 1: Yeah, but, like, you're going to go there and train
- 1:38:16Speaker 1: with savages.
- 1:38:17Speaker 4: How old is Khabib?
- 1:38:18Speaker 1: Well, Khabib's retired, but he's probably 35, if I had
- 1:38:23Speaker 1: to guess. You know, somewhere around there. you know but
- 1:38:28Speaker 1: it's a different.
- 1:38:29Speaker 4: Thing he's the let's talk now yeah let's talk.
- 1:38:31Speaker 1: Now well he's training those guys now he's training you
- 1:38:36Speaker 1: know Islam Makhachev and Umar Nurmagomedov his cousin he's training
- 1:38:42Speaker 1: some of the best guys alive so he's running a
- 1:38:44Speaker 1: camp down in Dagestan.
- 1:38:46Speaker 4: Because he's kind of like so did he it seems
- 1:38:49Speaker 4: like At least I don't like, I wasn't really following
- 1:38:52Speaker 4: his career, but it seemed like he came in like
- 1:38:53Speaker 4: an assassin, did some big stuff.
- 1:38:57Speaker 1: Well, his dad died. Okay. His dad died during COVID.
- 1:39:00Speaker 4: Okay.
- 1:39:01Speaker 1: And after his dad died, he promised his mother that
- 1:39:04Speaker 1: he was going to stop fighting.
- 1:39:06Speaker 4: Got it.
- 1:39:06Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:39:06Speaker 1: His dad was his trainer. His dad was a legendary,
- 1:39:12Speaker 1: legendary trainer and trained Islam, trained Khabib. And when he died,
- 1:39:19Speaker 1: Khabib made a promise to his mother. He fought Justin Gaethje,
- 1:39:22Speaker 1: beat him, defended his title, and that was it. Done.
- 1:39:26Speaker 4: But I mean he's very well regarded now for his
- 1:39:30Speaker 4: accomplishments in fighting, right?
- 1:39:31Speaker 1: One of the greatest of all time. Yeah. I mean
- 1:39:33Speaker 1: there's an argument of who the greatest of all time is.
- 1:39:35Speaker 4: It's very subjective. Sure.
- 1:39:37Speaker 1: But he's certainly in the conversation.
- 1:39:38Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:39:40Speaker 1: He's one of– I don't think there is a– maybe
- 1:39:43Speaker 1: Jon Jones is the– Greatest of all time just based
- 1:39:46Speaker 1: on his accomplishments and also undefeated. But also the time
- 1:39:50Speaker 1: that he's been– I mean John won a world title
- 1:39:53Speaker 1: at 23 and is still– like up until he relinquished
- 1:40:00Speaker 1: his heavyweight title recently. He's 36, 37 now. No one's
- 1:40:06Speaker 1: beaten him. Crazy. No one's had a run like that.
- 1:40:10Speaker 1: No one's had a run like that.
- 1:40:11Speaker 4: That's insane. How big is he?
- 1:40:13Speaker 1: John's a heavyweight. Yeah. John, I think, is 6'3 or 6'4.
- 1:40:17Speaker 1: And now he's about 240-ish. But he used to fight
- 1:40:20Speaker 1: at 205. That was his main weight class.
- 1:40:24Speaker 4: That's crazy.
- 1:40:25Speaker 1: Yeah. And so the conversation of who is the greatest
- 1:40:28Speaker 1: of all time. In my book, Mighty Mouse is in
- 1:40:31Speaker 1: that conversation too. Who's Mighty Mouse? Mighty Mouse is Demetrius Johnson.
- 1:40:35Speaker 1: He was a flyweight. The problem is he was a
- 1:40:38Speaker 1: very small guy. And so a lot of people disregard
- 1:40:42Speaker 1: the smaller guys in that conversation. But skill-wise, in terms
- 1:40:47Speaker 1: of the expression of mixed martial arts excellence, I put
- 1:40:51Speaker 1: Mighty Mouse in his prime right up there with everybody.
- 1:40:54Speaker 4: Do you think that– now, your arms are significantly bigger
- 1:40:57Speaker 4: than mine. And I feel like– Like the guys who
- 1:41:01Speaker 4: are good at striking have smaller arms, right?
- 1:41:03Speaker 1: Mike Tyson, giant arms.
- 1:41:04Speaker 4: Giant arms. There you go.
- 1:41:05Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not it.
- 1:41:06Speaker 4: Don't you feel like you're swinging around some weight?
- 1:41:08Speaker 1: Well, you are, but you also have a lot more
- 1:41:10Speaker 1: power behind it.
- 1:41:10Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
- 1:41:11Speaker 1: So when you do connect, that's true. It's conditioning, you know,
- 1:41:14Speaker 1: like the whole thing of swing. It's like did you
- 1:41:17Speaker 1: develop those arms just doing bicep curls?
- 1:41:19Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:41:19Speaker 1: Or did you develop those arms doing functional things?
- 1:41:22Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
- 1:41:22Speaker 1: Like constant training that gives you muscle endurance.
- 1:41:25Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:41:26Speaker 1: It all depends. But if you see like a big
- 1:41:29Speaker 1: bulky bodybuilder guy, yeah, that's not good.
- 1:41:31Speaker 4: No, but for like our level where we're still athletic
- 1:41:33Speaker 4: and stuff, I'm going, man, I don't want to put
- 1:41:36Speaker 4: on more. I want to get stronger, but I don't
- 1:41:38Speaker 4: want to put on more mass.
- 1:41:38Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't do really anything to try to put
- 1:41:40Speaker 1: weight on. I don't lift anything heavier than 70 pounds.
- 1:41:44Speaker 4: So many dudes just want to– Yeah.
- 1:41:46Speaker 1: They just want to look big. Yeah, I don't do
- 1:41:47Speaker 1: anything like that. Like I said, the heaviest thing I
- 1:41:50Speaker 1: lift is my body weight. I do a lot of
- 1:41:52Speaker 1: body weight stuff. I do a lot of chin-ups and dips,
- 1:41:54Speaker 1: and sometimes I do it with a vest. But with kettlebells,
- 1:42:01Speaker 1: occasionally I'll throw around a 90-pound kettlebell, but the heaviest
- 1:42:04Speaker 1: I really train with is 70.
- 1:42:07Speaker 4: But that's plenty.
- 1:42:08Speaker 1: But I don't– like I said, I don't train for size.
- 1:42:10Speaker 1: I just train for function.
- 1:42:11Speaker 4: Strength and function, yeah.
- 1:42:13Speaker 1: Yeah. To me, it's silly. If I don't have range
- 1:42:16Speaker 1: of motion and function, like what am I doing? I
- 1:42:18Speaker 1: don't– yeah. I'm a martial artist. Like my whole thing
- 1:42:21Speaker 1: is to being able to use my body. It's not
- 1:42:24Speaker 1: to make it look like I can use it. I'd
- 1:42:26Speaker 1: rather be smaller and more functional and bigger and just
- 1:42:31Speaker 1: look like a big goofy toad.
- 1:42:34Speaker 4: Yeah, I bulk too easily. I actually try to put
- 1:42:38Speaker 4: on this way. I only do... I mean, we're Italian-Irish.
- 1:42:41Speaker 4: I mean, come on.
- 1:42:42Speaker 1: You get thick.
- 1:42:43Speaker 4: Yeah, you get thick quick.
- 1:42:44Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:42:46Speaker 4: You got to wash the pasta.
- 1:42:46Speaker 1: Long line of people. Long line of thick people.
- 1:42:49Speaker 5: Uh-huh. Yeah.
- 1:42:50Speaker 4: Uh-huh. Can I take a quick peek?
- 1:42:52Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll be right back, ladies and gentlemen.
- 1:42:55Speaker 4: You've been murdering it. Like, you've been having just... Tons
- 1:42:58Speaker 4: and tons. Do you do them every day?
- 1:43:00Speaker 1: I just keep– I mean it's not any different pace
- 1:43:04Speaker 1: than before. It's usually four a week.
- 1:43:06Speaker 4: It seems– it's just I feel like– maybe it's because
- 1:43:08Speaker 4: I'm in the jungle for a few weeks and then
- 1:43:09Speaker 4: I'll like come back and look and I'm like, whoa.
- 1:43:12Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:43:13Speaker 4: Johnny Knoxville, Matt Damon and like bang, bang, bang, bang.
- 1:43:16Speaker 1: The key is just keep going.
- 1:43:18Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:43:18Speaker 1: You know, like you've run 1,000 miles, right? But you
- 1:43:21Speaker 1: didn't run 1,000 miles in a day.
- 1:43:23Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:43:23Speaker 1: You know, you run 10 a day and then days–
- 1:43:26Speaker 1: Go on and.
- 1:43:27Speaker 4: On and on.
- 1:43:28Speaker 1: It's incredible, though.
- 1:43:29Speaker 4: You get to meet everybody.
- 1:43:30Speaker 1: You meet a lot of people.
- 1:43:31Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:43:32Speaker 1: You definitely develop a better understanding of human beings. Because,
- 1:43:36Speaker 1: you know, you're limited by the amount of human beings
- 1:43:38Speaker 1: you interact with, your scope, your understanding of people. Yeah.
- 1:43:42Speaker 1: The more you can talk to, the more different people,
- 1:43:44Speaker 1: the more you get a different sense.
- 1:43:47Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:43:47Speaker 1: Well, you're in a very unique.
- 1:43:48Speaker 4: I mean, again, I always go back to the bee lady.
- 1:43:51Speaker 4: Remember that?
- 1:43:51Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, sure, sure.
- 1:43:52Speaker 4: She relocates the bees.
- 1:43:53Speaker 1: She's cool.
- 1:43:54Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:43:54Speaker 4: And then you have people like Knoxville on and you
- 1:43:57Speaker 4: guys are talking, I just heard you guys talking about
- 1:43:58Speaker 4: when he gets, when he got hit by the bull.
- 1:44:00Speaker 4: I was always wondering if that was real. And then
- 1:44:02Speaker 4: I remember the first time I came in here I
- 1:44:04Speaker 4: was asking you and Jamie, I was going, the one
- 1:44:06Speaker 4: question was the David Blaine thing. Because he had you
- 1:44:08Speaker 4: shove that thing through.
- 1:44:09Speaker 1: I was like, come on. Oh, I shoved it through. Yeah,
- 1:44:11Speaker 1: that was real.
- 1:44:11Speaker 4: I was going, come on, they got it. That can't be.
- 1:44:13Speaker 1: Nope, that was real.
- 1:44:14Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:44:15Speaker 1: I mean, because I did it once and I hit
- 1:44:16Speaker 1: a nerve.
- 1:44:17Speaker 4: And he had to restart it, right?
- 1:44:19Speaker 1: Yeah. Maybe back out and shove it right through. But
- 1:44:22Speaker 1: it's not a trick. You know, it's just pain. Like
- 1:44:25Speaker 1: I could do that. If I wanted to do that,
- 1:44:27Speaker 1: I could do that. I could shove a needle through
- 1:44:29Speaker 1: my arm.
- 1:44:30Speaker 4: How bad do you want it?
- 1:44:31Speaker 1: I don't want to do that.
- 1:44:31Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:44:32Speaker 1: I don't understand why I would do that.
- 1:44:34Speaker 4: And I feel like that's a little bit of what
- 1:44:35Speaker 4: Knoxville was saying where he was like, look, he's like,
- 1:44:37Speaker 4: I got a response. And he's like, this is what
- 1:44:39Speaker 4: I started doing. You know, and it's like one way
- 1:44:42Speaker 4: or the other, how are you going to get the attention?
- 1:44:44Speaker 1: I mean that's what brought him to the dance is
- 1:44:45Speaker 1: just getting hurt all the time. But when he told
- 1:44:47Speaker 1: me he had been knocked unconscious 16 times and then
- 1:44:51Speaker 1: the last one– that's really bad. And then the last
- 1:44:55Speaker 1: one was the bull one that landed on his head
- 1:44:58Speaker 1: and he was depressed for months and had to get
- 1:44:59Speaker 1: on medication. I am very averse to head injuries, which
- 1:45:05Speaker 1: is kind of hypocritical because I'm a combat sports commentator.
- 1:45:10Speaker 1: It's weird. And I've also been hit in the head
- 1:45:12Speaker 1: a bunch of times. But I just think it's really
- 1:45:14Speaker 1: fucking bad for you overall. I stopped sparring when I
- 1:45:18Speaker 1: was in my late 20s really.
- 1:45:21Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:45:21Speaker 1: Kickboxing sparring.
- 1:45:22Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:45:23Speaker 1: And then I did it a little bit when I
- 1:45:24Speaker 1: was supposed to fight Wesley Snipes. I went back and
- 1:45:26Speaker 1: started sparring again. Did you fight Wesley Snipes?
- 1:45:29Speaker 3: No.
- 1:45:29Speaker 1: Wesley Snipes was– That would be hysterical. I was in
- 1:45:32Speaker 1: my mid-30s. I was like this is the last chance
- 1:45:35Speaker 1: I get to do something like this. Yeah. And then
- 1:45:38Speaker 1: I got contacted by Campbell McLaren, who was one of
- 1:45:41Speaker 1: the producers of the early UFC. He's like, this is
- 1:45:42Speaker 1: going to sound crazy. But Wesley, he was in tax problems.
- 1:45:47Speaker 1: He wound up going to jail for tax evasion. Apparently,
- 1:45:50Speaker 1: he had some crazy guy who was telling him, you know,
- 1:45:53Speaker 1: you don't have to pay taxes. You know, there's those
- 1:45:55Speaker 1: guys that are like, what do they call them? Sovereign citizens.
- 1:45:58Speaker 1: Is that what they call them?
- 1:46:00Speaker 4: There's a lot of people that give really bad advice.
- 1:46:03Speaker 4: And they got in with someone like Wesley Snipes.
- 1:46:05Speaker 1: Uh-huh. And, you know, they tell you, like, they can't
- 1:46:09Speaker 1: prosecute you. It's not in the Constitution. And he believed
- 1:46:12Speaker 1: it because he didn't have access to other people. I
- 1:46:14Speaker 1: never talked to Wesley. I don't know. I don't have
- 1:46:16Speaker 1: anything against him.
- 1:46:17Speaker 4: You sure he just wasn't scared of fighting you, so
- 1:46:18Speaker 4: he made up this whole story?
- 1:46:20Speaker 1: No. I think Wesley also might have been embarking on
- 1:46:23Speaker 1: a journey of cocaine.
- 1:46:25Speaker 4: Oh.
- 1:46:26Speaker 1: Which gives you... A very distorted idea of what you
- 1:46:29Speaker 1: can and can't do.
- 1:46:31Speaker 4: Everything.
- 1:46:31Speaker 1: Yeah. You think you can do everything. I don't know
- 1:46:33Speaker 1: if that's the case. I think it might have been
- 1:46:35Speaker 1: just– well, he's a very legitimate martial artist. I mean Wesley,
- 1:46:39Speaker 1: if you look at his like skills like from the
- 1:46:41Speaker 1: movie Blade and– Yeah. Like he's a really good martial artist.
- 1:46:45Speaker 1: He knows how to fight.
- 1:46:45Speaker 4: Yeah. You kind of have to be to do those movies, hey?
- 1:46:47Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:46:48Speaker 1: Yeah. But my thought was just I'm going to grab
- 1:46:51Speaker 1: him and choke the life out of him. Like how
- 1:46:52Speaker 1: is he going to stop me? Also, I know how
- 1:46:55Speaker 1: to stand up. That would have been awesome. I was
- 1:46:57Speaker 1: a kickboxer.
- 1:46:57Speaker 4: That would have been awesome. If you could fight one
- 1:47:00Speaker 4: person dead or alive, full fight.
- 1:47:02Speaker 1: I don't want to do that. I wouldn't– no.
- 1:47:04Speaker 4: The problem with it, it really– No, but like theoretically,
- 1:47:07Speaker 4: not you as Joe Rogan the dad and like just
- 1:47:09Speaker 4: Joe Rogan.
- 1:47:10Speaker 1: It would not be one person. What it would be
- 1:47:12Speaker 1: is start fighting again. It would be fight whoever. The
- 1:47:15Speaker 1: whole thing would be competing. But obviously I'm 58. That's
- 1:47:18Speaker 1: never going to happen again now.
- 1:47:20Speaker 4: I'm saying like, but like Wesley Snipes, it's like, you know,
- 1:47:22Speaker 4: you say like, oh, I'd want to fight.
- 1:47:24Speaker 1: Well, I just thought it would be an adventure.
- 1:47:26Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:47:26Speaker 1: And I trained for like six months. I was training
- 1:47:28Speaker 1: with Rob Kamen, who's a legendary kickboxing, a Dutch kickboxing champion.
- 1:47:34Speaker 1: So he was my kickboxing coach. And so I was
- 1:47:36Speaker 1: training with him in the mornings and I was training
- 1:47:38Speaker 1: jujitsu at night. It was hard. It was really hard.
- 1:47:41Speaker 1: I was doing it for six months. I was training
- 1:47:42Speaker 1: twice a day for six months. Yeah. It was really brutal.
- 1:47:46Speaker 1: And I was so tired. I was tired all the time.
- 1:47:48Speaker 4: And that's where you got those leg kicks that you
- 1:47:50Speaker 4: were teaching George St. Pierre?
- 1:47:51Speaker 1: Nah, I learned how to do that when I was
- 1:47:53Speaker 1: a kid.
- 1:47:54Speaker 4: Now, my question is now, he's such a legendary MMA guy.
- 1:47:58Speaker 1: Like, he was.
- 1:47:59Speaker 4: Did he not have.
- 1:48:01Speaker 1: Well, I was a Taekwondo specialist. Okay. You know, and
- 1:48:03Speaker 1: I was a multiple-time state champion in Taekwondo. And I
- 1:48:07Speaker 1: won a bunch of national tournaments. And I was really good.
- 1:48:10Speaker 1: I was really good at Taekwondo. Like, I had fought...
- 1:48:13Speaker 1: at a very high level. And I have a lot
- 1:48:17Speaker 1: of really good instruction that I got from– I got
- 1:48:22Speaker 1: very lucky. And I stumbled upon a school in Boston
- 1:48:27Speaker 1: called the Jae Hun Kim Taekwondo Institute. Just randomly walked
- 1:48:31Speaker 1: in the door one day and it turned out to
- 1:48:33Speaker 1: be one of the best Taekwondo schools in the world. Yeah.
- 1:48:36Speaker 1: And so I had trained with some of the very
- 1:48:40Speaker 1: best people in the world just by fortune.
- 1:48:43Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:48:43Speaker 1: And I was physically gifted. I was very lucky in
- 1:48:46Speaker 1: a lot of ways. I had a lot of natural power.
- 1:48:48Speaker 1: And I learned technique, which is the most important thing,
- 1:48:52Speaker 1: like perfect technique. And so when– it was funny. It
- 1:48:57Speaker 1: was because it came about. Because of John Donaher. I
- 1:49:00Speaker 1: had a conversation with John Donaher, who's George's jiu-jitsu coach,
- 1:49:04Speaker 1: who's maybe the greatest martial arts coach in the world,
- 1:49:07Speaker 1: maybe of all time, really, legitimately, like a brilliant man.
- 1:49:11Speaker 1: He was a philosophy major from Columbia who got– I
- 1:49:16Speaker 1: think he was a professor for a bit. But then
- 1:49:19Speaker 1: he got obsessed with jiu-jitsu and was just teaching jiu-jitsu
- 1:49:22Speaker 1: and training jiu-jitsu and sleeping on the mats and– Like literally. Literally.
- 1:49:25Speaker 1: Teaching all day and training all day and sleeping on
- 1:49:28Speaker 1: the mats. But a brilliant man. And we were having
- 1:49:31Speaker 1: dinner one night and he's like, George needs some help
- 1:49:35Speaker 1: with the finer points of the spinning back kick. do
- 1:49:38Speaker 1: you know anyone who can help him? And I said,
- 1:49:41Speaker 1: this is going to sound crazy. I go, but I
- 1:49:44Speaker 1: have like the best spinning back kick you're ever going
- 1:49:47Speaker 1: to see in your fucking life. I go, I know
- 1:49:48Speaker 1: it sounds crazy because I'm a comedian. I go find
- 1:49:51Speaker 1: a bag. I could show you.
- 1:49:53Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:49:54Speaker 1: I can show you what I could do. And then
- 1:49:56Speaker 1: I brought– there's a video of me.
- 1:49:58Speaker 4: Oh, I saw it. OK. It was me taking– The
- 1:49:59Speaker 4: sound is imprinted in my mind.
- 1:50:01Speaker 1: George– Whack! This is when we were at Legends, Legends
- 1:50:04Speaker 1: MMA in LA, which is where I trained. It was
- 1:50:08Speaker 1: where Eddie Bravo had 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu. And I go, OK,
- 1:50:14Speaker 1: let's go downstairs to the Muay Thai part and I'll
- 1:50:16Speaker 1: show you. And then I kicked the bag and he's like.
- 1:50:19Speaker 4: Man, what the fuck?
- 1:50:22Speaker 1: Can I film this? He's filming with a flip phone,
- 1:50:24Speaker 1: which is crazy. Like that's how long ago this was.
- 1:50:27Speaker 4: That's crazy. I don't know.
- 1:50:28Speaker 1: It was probably 2005 or something like that. I had hair.
- 1:50:31Speaker 1: And it was funny because it was like this thing.
- 1:50:36Speaker 1: It's like– because I don't do it. Even back then,
- 1:50:39Speaker 1: it wasn't like I was training in kickboxing. I wasn't
- 1:50:42Speaker 1: training in Taekwondo. It was just– I just still had
- 1:50:46Speaker 1: it in me.
- 1:50:46Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:50:47Speaker 4: Do you still keep it?
- 1:50:50Speaker 1: I did it today.
- 1:50:50Speaker 4: You did it today?
- 1:50:51Speaker 1: Yeah. Nice. Yeah.
- 1:50:52Speaker 4: That was an impressive video. And you just go, Jesus,
- 1:50:55Speaker 4: if he's showing this to George St. Pierre, how good
- 1:50:58Speaker 4: is he at this thing?
- 1:50:59Speaker 1: I used to be really good.
- 1:51:00Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:51:01Speaker 1: I believe you. But I realized when I was like 21. Well,
- 1:51:05Speaker 1: I realized when I was 19 that I was going
- 1:51:08Speaker 1: to have to stop because I fought in California. I
- 1:51:11Speaker 1: was living in Boston at the time. I was traveling
- 1:51:13Speaker 1: all over the country and fighting. And I fought in
- 1:51:15Speaker 1: the nationals in California against this guy who was the
- 1:51:18Speaker 1: Illinois state champion, and I knocked him out really bad.
- 1:51:22Speaker 4: It was really bad.
- 1:51:24Speaker 1: I hit him with a wheel kick in the head,
- 1:51:26Speaker 1: and my heel was sore for days afterwards. Like I
- 1:51:29Speaker 1: had a hard time walking from his fucking head. And
- 1:51:34Speaker 1: he never got up. He went down face first, was snoring.
- 1:51:39Speaker 1: And back then my thing was– If I knocked anybody out,
- 1:51:43Speaker 1: I would just act like it was no big deal.
- 1:51:44Speaker 1: I would just turn around and walk away. No celebration.
- 1:51:46Speaker 1: I just walk away like that. I'm going to do
- 1:51:48Speaker 1: that to all you guys.
- 1:51:49Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:51:49Speaker 1: And so I walked away and then I turned to
- 1:51:52Speaker 1: my friend Jungsik who was my corner guy. I said,
- 1:51:55Speaker 1: is he getting up? He's like, he's not getting up.
- 1:51:57Speaker 1: He's not going to get up.
- 1:51:58Speaker 4: He's out.
- 1:51:59Speaker 1: And then they took him and they put him in
- 1:52:04Speaker 1: a stretcher. And then they were taking care of him.
- 1:52:06Speaker 1: And for like a half hour, he was still unconscious.
- 1:52:08Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:52:09Speaker 1: And then they took him to the hospital. I have
- 1:52:11Speaker 1: no idea what happened to him. But I realized it
- 1:52:13Speaker 1: was so bad. It was because he came forward. So
- 1:52:18Speaker 1: what happened was he did– do you know what a
- 1:52:20Speaker 1: switch kick is?
- 1:52:21Speaker 4: No.
- 1:52:22Speaker 1: A switch kick is you're standing with your left leg
- 1:52:25Speaker 1: forward and you switch legs and you come like with
- 1:52:28Speaker 1: the left kick. So you think he's repositioning and then–
- 1:52:31Speaker 1: He's moving forward but he telegraphed it. And it's his
- 1:52:35Speaker 1: left leg. So I saw that his left leg was
- 1:52:38Speaker 1: coming this way. So I spun with my right heel
- 1:52:41Speaker 1: and I hit him in the head as he was
- 1:52:42Speaker 1: running forward. So it's like multiple– the force itself of
- 1:52:47Speaker 1: a wheel kick is so powerful. And then when you're
- 1:52:49Speaker 1: running into a wheel kick, it's crazy.
- 1:52:51Speaker 4: It's like two cars driving at each other.
- 1:52:53Speaker 1: It's like getting hit with a baseball bat that fucking
- 1:52:59Speaker 1: Mark McGuire swang. It's crazy how much power there is
- 1:53:02Speaker 1: in it because it's your legs. Your legs carry you
- 1:53:04Speaker 1: around all day. And the torque of your whole body,
- 1:53:07Speaker 1: you're whipping around and you're hitting with the heel. There's
- 1:53:11Speaker 1: no padding on your heel. I hit him right on
- 1:53:13Speaker 1: the fucking cheek, right on the side of his head.
- 1:53:16Speaker 1: He went out. And then I came back to my
- 1:53:19Speaker 1: instructor and he wasn't there at the tournament. I went
- 1:53:23Speaker 1: back to Boston. He's like, he goes, I heard you
- 1:53:27Speaker 1: had a really good knockout. And I said, yeah. I said,
- 1:53:30Speaker 1: it was scary. I go... I thought he was dead.
- 1:53:34Speaker 1: He goes, sometimes they die. And then he walked away
- 1:53:38Speaker 1: from me and I was like, fuck man. Sometimes they die.
- 1:53:41Speaker 1: I'm like, that's me. I'm like, I'm, and I had
- 1:53:44Speaker 1: no health insurance. I was 19. I was broke. I
- 1:53:47Speaker 1: was training for the, I wanted to be on the
- 1:53:48Speaker 1: Olympic team. And that was two years from there. And
- 1:53:51Speaker 1: I lost a lot of my steam at that moment.
- 1:53:55Speaker 1: Cause I was like, what am I doing? I'm fighting
- 1:53:57Speaker 1: for free. I don't have any money. I have no insurance.
- 1:54:01Speaker 1: And I'm doing this thing. And I knew back then
- 1:54:04Speaker 1: I was getting some brain damage for sure. And then
- 1:54:09Speaker 1: I started kickboxing like right after that. And then I
- 1:54:13Speaker 1: really kind of lost my feeling for Taekwondo because I
- 1:54:16Speaker 1: realized it was so limited. You know, that like when
- 1:54:19Speaker 1: I was sparring with kickboxers, I was really like, man,
- 1:54:21Speaker 1: my hands are so limited. So then I started working
- 1:54:23Speaker 1: with this guy. Joe Lake, who was a boxing coach.
- 1:54:26Speaker 1: And that's when I was doing a lot of boxing
- 1:54:29Speaker 1: and a lot of kickboxing. And I was like, man,
- 1:54:32Speaker 1: I'm getting my brains beat in. And I don't know
- 1:54:35Speaker 1: why I'm doing this. And I'm like, there's no professional.
- 1:54:39Speaker 1: It wasn't like the UFC existed at the time. I
- 1:54:42Speaker 1: got offered a kickboxing fight for 500 bucks. And I
- 1:54:45Speaker 1: was like, 500 bucks. So for 500 bucks, I lose
- 1:54:48Speaker 1: my amateur status. I can never fight in the Olympics.
- 1:54:50Speaker 1: And there's no money in it as a professional. I'm like,
- 1:54:52Speaker 1: What is my future? Am I going to be one
- 1:54:54Speaker 1: of the– and then I'm– new guys in the gym
- 1:54:57Speaker 1: that I used to train with like when I was
- 1:54:58Speaker 1: 19 and then by the time I was like 21,
- 1:55:01Speaker 1: I was seeing brain damage in these guys. I was
- 1:55:03Speaker 1: seeing them slurring their words, forgetting what they were saying,
- 1:55:07Speaker 1: repeating themselves. The weird thing is they'll tell you a
- 1:55:10Speaker 1: story and then they'll tell you the same story like
- 1:55:13Speaker 1: two minutes later and they're like, you just fucking told
- 1:55:15Speaker 1: me that story. That's terrifying. They don't remember. They don't
- 1:55:17Speaker 1: remember anything.
- 1:55:18Speaker 4: And now– but now– George St. Pierre is a good
- 1:55:21Speaker 4: example of someone. I feel like he made it out
- 1:55:22Speaker 4: of fighting before.
- 1:55:24Speaker 1: Yes.
- 1:55:24Speaker 4: He looks very healthy.
- 1:55:25Speaker 1: He's fine.
- 1:55:25Speaker 4: He looks like he's fine.
- 1:55:26Speaker 1: He's fine. But he's a very intelligent guy. He also
- 1:55:30Speaker 1: does a lot of things to keep his mind very active.
- 1:55:32Speaker 1: He plays chess. And he's very– Like proactive about it.
- 1:55:37Speaker 4: But he seems like even like I've just seen him
- 1:55:39Speaker 4: on social media where he's like, hey, guys, this is
- 1:55:41Speaker 4: how I do. Like he's just like a very.
- 1:55:43Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
- 1:55:43Speaker 4: Seems like a very positive, fun, you know, does not seem.
- 1:55:45Speaker 1: He's the best case scenario for both. Another guy in
- 1:55:49Speaker 1: the argument for the all time great. Yeah. For an
- 1:55:52Speaker 1: all time great MMA champion who has a successful and
- 1:55:56Speaker 1: happy life outside of it.
- 1:55:58Speaker 4: Didn't end up with the.
- 1:56:00Speaker 1: No. The shakes. No. No, he's fine. I mean, I've
- 1:56:03Speaker 1: hung out with him a bunch. I've hung out with
- 1:56:04Speaker 1: him recently.
- 1:56:05Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:56:05Speaker 1: He was great. He came to the comedy club. He's
- 1:56:07Speaker 1: actually playing my friend James McCann. They were playing chess
- 1:56:09Speaker 1: in the green room at the Comedy Mothership. It was
- 1:56:11Speaker 1: so cool. We were filming it.
- 1:56:13Speaker 4: The last time I came, I think he had been
- 1:56:14Speaker 4: in there the night before, and I was like, ah.
- 1:56:16Speaker 4: That would have been a trip to meet him.
- 1:56:18Speaker 1: He's amazing. But he's such a sweetheart of a guy.
- 1:56:21Speaker 1: You would never imagine that he's this fucking killer inside
- 1:56:24Speaker 1: the octagon. He's such a sweet guy. But it's just
- 1:56:27Speaker 1: like for him– it was just this incredible challenge and
- 1:56:31Speaker 1: he was really good at it. And he just figured
- 1:56:34Speaker 1: out a way to express himself that way.
- 1:56:36Speaker 4: And, you know, as a legend, like, I don't imagine
- 1:56:39Speaker 4: that he was like big on like the trash talk
- 1:56:40Speaker 4: before fights and everything.
- 1:56:42Speaker 2: Right.
- 1:56:42Speaker 4: He was probably just like, look, we're just going to, no,
- 1:56:44Speaker 4: there was no trash talk.
- 1:56:44Speaker 1: He was very respectful. Unless someone was disrespectful to him. And, and,
- 1:56:49Speaker 1: you know, and even then it wasn't trash talking.
- 1:56:53Speaker 4: No, he always seemed like he was cool.
- 1:56:54Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:56:55Speaker 4: He was just doing his thing.
- 1:56:56Speaker 1: No, he was a, One of the best representatives of
- 1:56:59Speaker 1: the sport of all time, if not the best.
- 1:57:01Speaker 4: No, I like that.
- 1:57:02Speaker 1: He's classy. Like never got into trouble outside the octagon. Yeah. Never,
- 1:57:05Speaker 1: you know, was never drunk driving or beating people up and,
- 1:57:10Speaker 1: you know, just a great guy. And if, I would
- 1:57:13Speaker 1: have to tell people who he is. Like he would,
- 1:57:15Speaker 1: he was like, who's your friend? I was like, what
- 1:57:17Speaker 1: do you think he does?
- 1:57:18Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:57:18Speaker 1: What do you think my friend does? And like, I
- 1:57:20Speaker 1: don't know. He seems cool.
- 1:57:21Speaker 4: How big is he? He's one of the, he's.
- 1:57:23Speaker 1: About five pounds. 9, 5, 10 maybe. Yeah, sure. And
- 1:57:28Speaker 1: now he probably weighs 180 pounds, 185 pounds maybe. Fought
- 1:57:32Speaker 1: at 170. Okay. He's not like a scary looking person.
- 1:57:36Speaker 1: I'm like that's one of the greatest fighters that's ever
- 1:57:38Speaker 1: walked the face of the earth. I'm like, no way.
- 1:57:41Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah. I mean, he's like, hey, how you doing, man?
- 1:57:44Speaker 1: What's going on? He doesn't seem rough. He's like jovial. Yeah,
- 1:57:48Speaker 1: he's a sweetheart.
- 1:57:48Speaker 4: No, he's not trying to intimidate. Like, you know, Khabib
- 1:57:50Speaker 4: looks like he's, you know.
- 1:57:51Speaker 1: He's really smart. I mean, he's really, he's always like
- 1:57:54Speaker 1: watching documentaries and reading books.
- 1:57:56Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:57:57Speaker 1: He's fascinated by ancient history and dinosaurs and really into aliens.
- 1:58:01Speaker 1: Plus dinosaurs.
- 1:58:02Speaker 4: No, it's just crazy, man. You've gotten to this. You've
- 1:58:08Speaker 4: met everyone. Did you ever have Jane Goodall on here?
- 1:58:10Speaker 1: No, I did not, unfortunately.
- 1:58:12Speaker 4: I wanted to make that happen.
- 1:58:13Speaker 1: I wanted to. She's gone, right?
- 1:58:15Speaker 4: She just died.
- 1:58:16Speaker 1: I wanted to talk to her about Bigfoot because she
- 1:58:18Speaker 1: was convinced that Bigfoot was real.
- 1:58:21Speaker 5: What?
- 1:58:21Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:58:22Speaker 4: She was convinced that Bigfoot was real.
- 1:58:23Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. She did this interview where she said
- 1:58:26Speaker 1: she's certain of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll find it. Jamie,
- 1:58:28Speaker 1: see if we can find that. I.
- 1:58:30Speaker 4: Not that I don't believe you, but I just don't
- 1:58:32Speaker 4: find Jane Goodall.
- 1:58:34Speaker 1: I know, I know, I know. I was stunned. I
- 1:58:35Speaker 1: was like, what? And this is by the time I
- 1:58:38Speaker 1: had been convinced that Bigfoot was fake.
- 1:58:40Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm in that camp.
- 1:58:41Speaker 1: There's camera traps. But this is the camp. There was
- 1:58:45Speaker 1: an animal that coexisted with human beings for sure that
- 1:58:49Speaker 1: was called Gigantopithecus.
- 1:58:50Speaker 4: Yes.
- 1:58:51Speaker 1: You know the whole story.
- 1:58:52Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:58:52Speaker 1: So Gigantopithecus, they found bones in an apothecary shop in
- 1:58:57Speaker 1: China in the 1920s. 20s or 30s, and an anthropologist
- 1:59:03Speaker 1: found these molars and said, where did you get this?
- 1:59:06Speaker 1: These are primate molars, and they're fucking enormous. Like whatever
- 1:59:10Speaker 1: this thing was was absolutely huge. So they went to
- 1:59:13Speaker 1: the site where they got it. They found mandible bones
- 1:59:17Speaker 1: that indicated it was bipedal. So it was an upright
- 1:59:22Speaker 1: walking primate that was 8 to 10 feet tall. Like
- 1:59:25Speaker 1: what the fuck is this? And so I'm sure you've
- 1:59:28Speaker 1: seen the images of what a gigantopithecus looked like in
- 1:59:32Speaker 1: comparison to a human being. It's in the orangutan family.
- 1:59:35Speaker 1: And so that thing existed and also existed in Asia, right?
- 1:59:42Speaker 1: So you look at the Bering Strait and you look
- 1:59:44Speaker 1: at the Bering Land Bridge that we know existed during
- 1:59:47Speaker 1: the Ice Age. And so we know that. humans migrated
- 1:59:52Speaker 1: from Siberia into North America. We know that for a fact.
- 1:59:55Speaker 1: You know one of the reasons we know that for
- 1:59:57Speaker 1: a fact? Because Mormons were convinced that Native Americans were
- 2:00:00Speaker 1: part of the lost tribe of Israel. Yeah. So some
- 2:00:04Speaker 1: rich Mormon guy did a DNA test on Native Americans
- 2:00:10Speaker 1: and found out that they emanated from Siberia. And so
- 2:00:14Speaker 1: it was incorrect. So we know humans came down from there.
- 2:00:18Speaker 1: Why wouldn't other animals. We know they did. We know
- 2:00:21Speaker 1: short-faced bear, a bunch of different animals that they find
- 2:00:24Speaker 1: their bones in Alaska, and they know that they probably
- 2:00:27Speaker 1: made their way down through North America. It just makes
- 2:00:32Speaker 1: logical sense that if you have a variety of different megafauna,
- 2:00:36Speaker 1: that probably one of those primates or a bunch of
- 2:00:40Speaker 1: those primates lived in the Pacific Northwest, which is the
- 2:00:43Speaker 1: area where they would be. And then you have incredibly
- 2:00:46Speaker 1: dense forest, right? so Jane Goodall won't rule out the
- 2:00:51Speaker 1: existence of but no no no find the video where
- 2:00:53Speaker 1: she says I'm convinced I'm convinced yeah cause she was
- 2:00:57Speaker 1: talking I didn't seriously say that oh no no I've
- 2:01:01Speaker 1: I'm not saying no I'm not saying okay just find
- 2:01:02Speaker 1: it cause it exists it doesn't exist I can't I
- 2:01:05Speaker 1: can't listen to the videos no no no go to
- 2:01:08Speaker 1: video dude.
- 2:01:09Speaker 4: She would've been awesome on the recording you should I'm
- 2:01:11Speaker 4: so sad Jane.
- 2:01:12Speaker 1: Goodall on how Bigfoot might be real that's it right
- 2:01:14Speaker 1: there put the headphones.
- 2:01:15Speaker 4: On listen to this headphones.
- 2:01:20Speaker 1: Here we go.
- 2:01:22Speaker 3: I climbed into the hills.
- 2:01:24Speaker 4: Oh, there's Jane.
- 2:01:28Speaker 3: This was where I was meant to be.
- 2:01:29Speaker 5: I want to talk to you about something that some
- 2:01:33Speaker 5: would say is fictional, but you would say, hold up,
- 2:01:36Speaker 5: we don't know for certain, and that's Bigfoot.
- 2:01:40Speaker 3: Everybody talks to me about it.
- 2:01:42Speaker 1: I'm romantic.
- 2:01:43Speaker 3: I would like Bigfoot to exist. I've met people who
- 2:01:46Speaker 3: swear they've seen Bigfoot. And I think the interesting thing
- 2:01:50Speaker 3: is every single continent, there is an equivalent of Bigfoot
- 2:01:55Speaker 3: or Sasquatch. There's the Yeti, there's the Yari in Australia,
- 2:01:59Speaker 3: there's the Chinese wild man, and on and on and on. And,
- 2:02:04Speaker 3: you know, I've had stories from people who, you have
- 2:02:08Speaker 3: to believe them. So there's something, I don't know what
- 2:02:12Speaker 3: it is. I'm always open-minded.
- 2:02:15Speaker 1: What about other mythological creatures? Pause for a second. So
- 2:02:19Speaker 1: they're saying that to her. He's saying that to her,
- 2:02:22Speaker 1: and she said that in reaction to a previous interview
- 2:02:25Speaker 1: that she did. In the previous interview that she did,
- 2:02:27Speaker 1: she said, I'm convinced that it exists. I don't know. Well,
- 2:02:33Speaker 1: you know, you've got to realize this is a lady
- 2:02:35Speaker 1: that lived with primates in an inaccessible area where there's
- 2:02:40Speaker 1: very few human beings, and she had these interactions with them.
- 2:02:44Speaker 1: I don't agree with her, but I think that it
- 2:02:47Speaker 1: existed at one point in time. One of the other
- 2:02:49Speaker 1: reasons why I think it exists is that different Native
- 2:02:51Speaker 1: American tribes put this into perplexity. How many different Native
- 2:02:57Speaker 1: American terms were there for a hairy wild man or Bigfoot?
- 2:03:03Speaker 1: And I believe there's more than 80. That's wild. Now,
- 2:03:07Speaker 1: they don't have a lot of mythological creatures in Native
- 2:03:10Speaker 1: American culture. Yeah. Right? And so in different tribes, right?
- 2:03:14Speaker 1: But they have a name for this hairy, wild, giant
- 2:03:19Speaker 1: man that lives in the woods. A Wookie.
- 2:03:22Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 2:03:22Speaker 1: They also have– the other thing that's really fascinating is giants.
- 2:03:26Speaker 1: There is a lot of ancient cultures have stories about giants.
- 2:03:32Speaker 1: And Native American tribes have ancient stories of giant red-haired men.
- 2:03:38Speaker 3: Hmm.
- 2:03:40Speaker 1: Which, you know, God, it's in the Bible. It's in
- 2:03:43Speaker 1: a bunch of, okay, 40 to 50 separate terms across
- 2:03:46Speaker 1: different languages and regions. Harry Wild Giant Man. No single
- 2:03:52Speaker 1: agreed upon count, but dozens of distinct Native American names
- 2:03:55Speaker 1: for Harry Wild Giant Man beings. Easily over 40 to
- 2:03:57Speaker 1: 50 separate terms across different languages and regions. Interesting.
- 2:04:03Speaker 5: Wow.
- 2:04:04Speaker 4: I would love to see the clip eventually of Jane
- 2:04:06Speaker 4: Goyle saying, I believe in Bigfoot.
- 2:04:08Speaker 1: I'm convinced.
- 2:04:08Speaker 4: She's like, I'm open to the idea of it.
- 2:04:11Speaker 1: She's saying that. And the reason why she's asking that
- 2:04:14Speaker 1: is because he had seen the previous interview. See if
- 2:04:18Speaker 1: we can find another interview with her talking about Bigfoot.
- 2:04:21Speaker 4: She was awesome.
- 2:04:22Speaker 1: She was awesome.
- 2:04:24Speaker 4: She's the reason I have a career.
- 2:04:26Speaker 1: Really?
- 2:04:27Speaker 4: Her being awesome. There's two stories I tell people. First
- 2:04:30Speaker 4: of all, because everyone goes, what's Joe Rogan like? And
- 2:04:34Speaker 4: I know it's true. Cause everyone wants to know. And
- 2:04:36Speaker 4: you're controversial. And so I was the nicest fucking guy
- 2:04:38Speaker 4: in the world. I go, I said the first time
- 2:04:40Speaker 4: I came in, you sent me a message and you
- 2:04:41Speaker 4: said something about like, Hey, don't worry about a thing.
- 2:04:43Speaker 4: Like I'm even going to bring my dog. Like yours.
- 2:04:45Speaker 4: It was very nice. It was a little pat on
- 2:04:46Speaker 4: the back. Cause you go, Jane Goodall. I went to
- 2:04:51Speaker 4: a talk when I was like 22 something. And I
- 2:04:54Speaker 4: was just writing chapters of my first book, mother of God,
- 2:04:56Speaker 4: which didn't even have a name yet. And I had
- 2:04:59Speaker 4: chapters and a manila envelope. And I went to a,
- 2:05:02Speaker 4: talk that Goodall was giving. And I mean, I'd been
- 2:05:04Speaker 4: read stories and seen the black and white pictures. So
- 2:05:07Speaker 4: this was like, you know, like Einstein, Abe Lincoln, Jane Goodall,
- 2:05:10Speaker 4: living historical figure. And so now she's talking in front
- 2:05:14Speaker 4: of me and I had brought these chapters and I
- 2:05:16Speaker 4: wanted to ask her because I'd already sent the chapters
- 2:05:19Speaker 4: to publishers and they'd all been like, kid, none of
- 2:05:21Speaker 4: this is true. You know, no way did you jump
- 2:05:23Speaker 4: on a giant anaconda. No way did you raise an anteater.
- 2:05:26Speaker 4: They just didn't believe me. And then when it was
- 2:05:29Speaker 4: my turn after hundreds of people, I get to her
- 2:05:32Speaker 4: and she goes, hello. She takes a little picture with you.
- 2:05:35Speaker 4: And I said, would you read these chapters? I said,
- 2:05:37Speaker 4: I would love it because I loved your stories as
- 2:05:39Speaker 4: a kid. She goes, thank you. And she puts it
- 2:05:40Speaker 4: to the side. 48 hours later, her staff gets in
- 2:05:44Speaker 4: touch and they go, Jane actually read what you gave her,
- 2:05:48Speaker 4: loved it, and said, finish the book, get a publisher,
- 2:05:52Speaker 4: and I will write you an endorsement.
- 2:05:54Speaker 1: Whoa.
- 2:05:55Speaker 4: She waved her magical wand in my direction. and gave
- 2:05:59Speaker 4: me a career.
- 2:06:00Speaker 1: That's so cool.
- 2:06:02Speaker 4: And what's really great is that earlier this year I
- 2:06:04Speaker 4: emailed her and it was because this book was coming
- 2:06:07Speaker 4: out and I, I, you know, I said it would
- 2:06:10Speaker 4: be amazing to have, I mean, I said at this point,
- 2:06:13Speaker 4: no one's, you know, the conservation, the voice of mother earth. Um,
- 2:06:18Speaker 4: and she just, you know, she was just, she just said,
- 2:06:20Speaker 4: you know, just keep protecting the Amazon. That's, that's your mission.
- 2:06:23Speaker 4: She was always very, it was like, you know, Luke,
- 2:06:26Speaker 4: believe in yourself. It was like, you know, she was
- 2:06:27Speaker 4: just like, you, your job is to protect this forest.
- 2:06:31Speaker 4: And it was incredible.
- 2:06:32Speaker 1: That's amazing.
- 2:06:33Speaker 4: And so, yeah, right, right. You know, about six months
- 2:06:35Speaker 4: ago I got to tell her, I was like, look,
- 2:06:37Speaker 4: cause the last time I'd spoken to her, we were protecting,
- 2:06:39Speaker 4: I think it was like a hundred thousand acres. And
- 2:06:43Speaker 4: then in the last year we added 30,000 acres to
- 2:06:45Speaker 4: the reserve. And so I said, you know, we're, we're
- 2:06:47Speaker 4: making strides forward. And she just, it was good that
- 2:06:50Speaker 4: I got to tell her that. And then, and then, uh,
- 2:06:54Speaker 4: You know, recently we found out that she died, but
- 2:06:57Speaker 4: what a legacy.
- 2:06:58Speaker 1: What a legacy.
- 2:06:58Speaker 4: What a legacy.
- 2:06:59Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, we know so much about primate behavior
- 2:07:03Speaker 1: because of that woman.
- 2:07:04Speaker 4: We still know so much about, I mean, man the toolmaker.
- 2:07:06Speaker 4: Before her, we said there was humans that used tools.
- 2:07:11Speaker 4: And now we know that, you know, capuchin monkeys use rocks.
- 2:07:14Speaker 4: We know that otters use rocks. I mean, I've seen
- 2:07:16Speaker 4: elephants use a stick to scratch. I've seen camera chat
- 2:07:21Speaker 4: footage of an elephant using a tree to knock over
- 2:07:23Speaker 4: an electrical fence. Animals use tools. She was the first one.
- 2:07:28Speaker 4: I mean, she went out there when she was, what,
- 2:07:30Speaker 4: 20-something years old? Middle Africa, blonde girl.
- 2:07:32Speaker 1: Crazy.
- 2:07:33Speaker 4: And then spent the whole rest of her life. But
- 2:07:36Speaker 4: the lesson that I take away from that is that
- 2:07:38Speaker 4: even as famous as she was, that she was traveling
- 2:07:41Speaker 4: 300 days a year. I mean, she'd been an icon
- 2:07:45Speaker 4: for decades and that she still took the time. to
- 2:07:49Speaker 4: actually read something that some kid handed to her. That's
- 2:07:54Speaker 4: unfathomable grace. to do that and then literally if that
- 2:08:00Speaker 4: didn't happen I never would have published Mother of God
- 2:08:02Speaker 4: I never would have started Jungle Keepers I never would
- 2:08:06Speaker 4: have been protecting the rainforest she empowered that she did
- 2:08:09Speaker 4: that with her magic and I think that that's incredible
- 2:08:12Speaker 4: that's so cool absolutely incredible did.
- 2:08:15Speaker 1: You find any other no I guarantee it exists yeah
- 2:08:20Speaker 1: But it's okay. You'll have to trust me. I don't
- 2:08:23Speaker 1: think she's correct. But I do think, not Bigfoot, but
- 2:08:28Speaker 1: I do think that it's entirely possible that there is
- 2:08:33Speaker 1: a small, hairy, primate-like, human-like primate that exists still. That's
- 2:08:40Speaker 1: like the hobbit people from the island of Flores.
- 2:08:43Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 2:08:43Speaker 1: You know, there's the thing called the Oring Pendek. Have
- 2:08:47Speaker 1: you heard of that?
- 2:08:48Speaker 4: No.
- 2:08:48Speaker 1: The Orang Pandek, I think Indonesia, perhaps Vietnam, there's a
- 2:08:55Speaker 1: bunch of places that have this creature that gets sighted
- 2:08:59Speaker 1: on multiple occasions. And they used to think of it
- 2:09:02Speaker 1: as like just silly legend. But now because of the discovery,
- 2:09:08Speaker 1: which was– was it in the 90s that they discovered
- 2:09:13Speaker 1: the hobbit people on the island of Flores? You know
- 2:09:15Speaker 1: about that, right? Yeah.
- 2:09:16Speaker 4: I've heard of them. Yeah.
- 2:09:17Speaker 1: Yeah. Homo.
- 2:09:18Speaker 4: And those are real.
- 2:09:19Speaker 1: Yes.
- 2:09:20Speaker 4: Those are real. We have their bones.
- 2:09:21Speaker 1: Very real. Very real. It was a very small, um,
- 2:09:26Speaker 1: like Hobbit like creature. Yeah. That was a type of
- 2:09:30Speaker 1: primate that was bipedal. Um, that was like a little tiny,
- 2:09:34Speaker 1: hairy human being that lived at least on the Island
- 2:09:38Speaker 1: of Flores, but most likely lived in many other places
- 2:09:42Speaker 1: as well. And, um, There's a possibility that it still exists.
- 2:09:48Speaker 1: And it's not me saying this. It's like some actual
- 2:09:51Speaker 1: anthropologists that believe that this thing might still be alive.
- 2:09:55Speaker 1: Because you're dealing with incredibly small populations. But are those–
- 2:09:58Speaker 1: I mean are those islands so small that no– like unlike.
- 2:10:02Speaker 4: The Amazon, it's gigantic. But like how could there be
- 2:10:04Speaker 4: a population?
- 2:10:05Speaker 1: They're incredibly dense, incredibly dense forest and no one is
- 2:10:08Speaker 1: going into it. They're just down in the bushes. Right.
- 2:10:10Speaker 1: It's like the Tasmanian tiger.
- 2:10:12Speaker 4: I was just going to say like the thylacine where
- 2:10:13Speaker 4: it's like they're just hidden.
- 2:10:15Speaker 1: Exactly. Exactly. Like small population. Like there's a lot of
- 2:10:18Speaker 1: sightings of the thylacine. Yeah.
- 2:10:21Speaker 4: Yeah, but somehow all these sightings, it's never on a–
- 2:10:24Speaker 4: it's never clear.
- 2:10:25Speaker 5: No. No.
- 2:10:26Speaker 1: That was the– It's also– there's no one there. Yeah.
- 2:10:28Speaker 1: Here's the thing. I mean let's pretend that you saw
- 2:10:31Speaker 1: Wolverine in the– Montana woods, like dense Montana woods. And
- 2:10:37Speaker 1: it's a hundred yards away. You see it briefly for
- 2:10:40Speaker 1: a second, get your phone. You're not going to, you
- 2:10:42Speaker 1: might've seen it. You might've seen it traveling between trees,
- 2:10:45Speaker 1: but like, how are you going to get it off
- 2:10:46Speaker 1: your phone? You're going to have to, unless you have
- 2:10:48Speaker 1: a Samsung where you have a really good zoom, you're
- 2:10:51Speaker 1: not going to be able to zoom in enough. You know,
- 2:10:53Speaker 1: like you'd have to have like, this is only a
- 2:10:54Speaker 1: few phones that are, yeah, you're not going to get
- 2:10:56Speaker 1: good footage, but we know that Wolverines are real, but
- 2:10:59Speaker 1: finding a Wolverine in the woods, I've talked to God,
- 2:11:03Speaker 1: I've talked to hundreds of men who spend a giant
- 2:11:07Speaker 1: portion of their life in the woods and only a
- 2:11:10Speaker 1: few have seen wolverines. I would love to see a wolverine.
- 2:11:13Speaker 1: How about mountain lions? They're everywhere. I've only seen three
- 2:11:16Speaker 1: of them in my entire life.
- 2:11:18Speaker 4: That's wild.
- 2:11:19Speaker 1: But I've probably been around a hundred of them and
- 2:11:22Speaker 1: not known it.
- 2:11:23Speaker 4: You know, that's the reaction we got with the tribes
- 2:11:26Speaker 4: was that if you look at uncontacted tribes, my whole life,
- 2:11:29Speaker 4: you look at photos of uncontacted tribes, it was like blurry, crappy.
- 2:11:35Speaker 4: Cause who was out there? It was like a logger. Right. Right.
- 2:11:37Speaker 4: Or it was somebody running.
- 2:11:39Speaker 1: Right.
- 2:11:39Speaker 4: And even when I saw them the first time, when
- 2:11:42Speaker 4: I was out on a solo is 10 days deep
- 2:11:44Speaker 4: in the jungle, I saw them and I ran for
- 2:11:46Speaker 4: my life and everyone went, you didn't see him. I mean,
- 2:11:48Speaker 4: I'm a, I'm, I don't mind that if I have
- 2:11:50Speaker 4: pics or it didn't happen.
- 2:11:51Speaker 1: Right.
- 2:11:52Speaker 3: Right.
- 2:11:53Speaker 4: Um, and so with this, when we.
- 2:11:54Speaker 1: Started, when we started.
- 2:11:56Speaker 4: Actually showing people what we had, it was like, this
- 2:11:58Speaker 4: has never been, it's like, it's like a vision into the,
- 2:12:01Speaker 4: into the stone age.
- 2:12:03Speaker 1: Right. I mean, I mean, like really not even the
- 2:12:05Speaker 1: stone age, like they're not even the stone age stone tools.
- 2:12:08Speaker 1: They use sharpened sticks.
- 2:12:09Speaker 4: Yeah. I showed it to an anthropologist and he was saying,
- 2:12:12Speaker 4: you know, stone age isn't necessarily accurate here. He said,
- 2:12:15Speaker 4: because they're not using stone, they don't have clay pots.
- 2:12:18Speaker 4: He goes, this is something this is, but I mean,
- 2:12:21Speaker 4: it then think about it's actually like a time machine
- 2:12:24Speaker 4: because you're, you're, you're, and we were standing across the river, look,
- 2:12:27Speaker 4: talking to these people and it's like, you guys are,
- 2:12:30Speaker 4: couple thousand years back. And so it's like, this is
- 2:12:33Speaker 4: such a strange aperture into history.
- 2:12:36Speaker 1: Maybe not even a couple.
- 2:12:38Speaker 4: Maybe like 30, 40.
- 2:12:39Speaker 5: Maybe.
- 2:12:40Speaker 4: I feel like somehow to me the number seems like two.
- 2:12:43Speaker 4: But it's like, you know, we were like little tribes.
- 2:12:46Speaker 1: Yeah, but 2,000 years ago, the Egyptian pyramids were already 2,500
- 2:12:51Speaker 1: years old at least.
- 2:12:52Speaker 4: That's true. But I mean, again, civilization... isn't homogenous, right?
- 2:12:56Speaker 1: Like different, different, you know, so obviously there's uncontacted tribes
- 2:13:00Speaker 1: still right now.
- 2:13:01Speaker 4: Yes.
- 2:13:02Speaker 1: That's what's crazy.
- 2:13:03Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 2:13:03Speaker 1: It's like a man with a cell phone from the
- 2:13:06Speaker 1: future filmed people.
- 2:13:09Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying.
- 2:13:09Speaker 1: It felt like that.
- 2:13:10Speaker 4: It felt like this was like a back to the
- 2:13:11Speaker 4: future moment where it's like, you know, this is, they
- 2:13:14Speaker 4: have no idea. And, and my people thinking of everyone
- 2:13:18Speaker 4: else back home, I was like, don't realize that that
- 2:13:21Speaker 4: these people are still out there in the jungle living
- 2:13:24Speaker 4: like this.
- 2:13:24Speaker 1: Right. And probably in the dense, dense, dense forest, there's
- 2:13:28Speaker 1: probably many more of them.
- 2:13:30Speaker 4: There are many more of them. In fact, while we, yeah,
- 2:13:31Speaker 4: while we were watching them out front, there was a
- 2:13:34Speaker 4: terrifying moment where the, we heard something behind us and
- 2:13:38Speaker 4: it was, which we never saw them, but the women
- 2:13:40Speaker 4: came light foot in behind and they pulled up all
- 2:13:43Speaker 4: the yucca and the bananas and they were raiding. And
- 2:13:45Speaker 4: so for a second, we were like, there's an ambush.
- 2:13:47Speaker 4: And everyone was like turning the shotguns away from the
- 2:13:49Speaker 4: river and And they were like, we thought there was
- 2:13:51Speaker 4: going to be arrows flying. So, like, my guy Ignacio
- 2:13:54Speaker 4: grabbed me and, like, put me down. And we were
- 2:13:56Speaker 4: hiding behind trees waiting for it. And it was like, no, no, no.
- 2:13:59Speaker 4: They're just stealing all of the fruit and all of
- 2:14:01Speaker 4: the crops. And they just raided our whole village.
- 2:14:05Speaker 1: Wow.
- 2:14:06Speaker 4: But I really did feel like, you know, like you go,
- 2:14:08Speaker 4: imagine what it would be like to go back and
- 2:14:09Speaker 4: see the Comanches. Watch them riding across the plains after
- 2:14:13Speaker 4: the buffalo. And it's like, we can't. But in this case,
- 2:14:17Speaker 4: they were right there.
- 2:14:18Speaker 1: Right.
- 2:14:19Speaker 4: And now, and now, now that these videos are going
- 2:14:23Speaker 4: out across the world, it's like, look, we're trying to
- 2:14:24Speaker 4: explain to people, you know, first of all, there's a
- 2:14:27Speaker 4: lot of those, you know, you know exactly what kind
- 2:14:29Speaker 4: of people are like, leave them alone. And it's like,
- 2:14:31Speaker 4: literally where the people trying to make sure that they
- 2:14:33Speaker 4: get left alone. Like, that's our job.
- 2:14:35Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to ignore those folks.
- 2:14:36Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 2:14:37Speaker 1: Especially you. You're not the type of person that's interfering
- 2:14:40Speaker 1: with their life at all.
- 2:14:41Speaker 4: No. And they came to us.
- 2:14:42Speaker 1: By giving them the bananas, you're literally helping them.
- 2:14:44Speaker 4: Well, and again, I was a witness. Right. That was
- 2:14:47Speaker 4: happening between the tribes and the tribes. Right, right. And so, but,
- 2:14:51Speaker 4: you know, for all the indigenous cultures that have been
- 2:14:55Speaker 4: destroyed in the last few centuries, we can do it
- 2:15:00Speaker 4: right for once. We can actually respect these people. If
- 2:15:03Speaker 4: they want to come out, they can come out. If
- 2:15:05Speaker 4: they want to adapt, they can. But they need to
- 2:15:08Speaker 4: have forest to live in in order to make that decision.
- 2:15:11Speaker 1: Right.
- 2:15:12Speaker 4: And so that's where it's like.
- 2:15:13Speaker 1: How can they make an informed decision? How can they adapt?
- 2:15:17Speaker 4: Well, I think it would be very slow.
- 2:15:18Speaker 1: The gap is so crazy.
- 2:15:19Speaker 4: I think it would be slow. I think it would
- 2:15:20Speaker 4: be a few more banana exchanges, maybe without the arrow
- 2:15:24Speaker 4: shot afterwards. And then maybe it starts to be like, OK,
- 2:15:27Speaker 4: you guys can come here. Maybe the communities teach them
- 2:15:31Speaker 4: how to grow bananas. Maybe they don't want to come–
- 2:15:33Speaker 4: But they want a few things.
- 2:15:34Speaker 1: Right.
- 2:15:35Speaker 4: You know, maybe they want a couple of machetes because
- 2:15:36Speaker 4: it'll just help, you know, and they want to keep
- 2:15:39Speaker 4: to themselves.
- 2:15:40Speaker 1: Maybe. But I mean, other than them, the thought of
- 2:15:43Speaker 1: the most uncontacted people is North Sentinel Island.
- 2:15:47Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 2:15:47Speaker 1: And North Sentinel Island, the interesting part of that is
- 2:15:51Speaker 1: one of the reasons why they're so distrustful of people
- 2:15:53Speaker 1: is because they had been contacted in the 1800s. And
- 2:15:56Speaker 1: it was bad. Yeah, by a fucking pervert. There was
- 2:15:58Speaker 1: a guy named Commander Maurice Vidal Portman who was a–
- 2:16:04Speaker 1: like an explorer slash pervert. And the reason why I
- 2:16:07Speaker 1: say that is like– Good job title. This guy had
- 2:16:09Speaker 1: like weird journal logs where it was like this one
- 2:16:12Speaker 1: has testicles the size of a sparrow's egg. Like he
- 2:16:16Speaker 1: would dress them up like Roman soldiers and take pictures
- 2:16:19Speaker 1: of them. They kidnapped a few of them and then
- 2:16:21Speaker 1: they gave a bunch of people the flu and a
- 2:16:22Speaker 1: bunch of people died. And so they had this immense distrust.
- 2:16:27Speaker 1: for people because of this guy and his explorations onto
- 2:16:32Speaker 1: that island, that island and other islands like it. So they,
- 2:16:35Speaker 1: they don't have a written language, right? These people, there's
- 2:16:37Speaker 1: no evidence they have fire. So there's this story of these,
- 2:16:41Speaker 1: because the, you know, it's incredibly wet environment. Yeah. So they,
- 2:16:45Speaker 1: they have this stories that they probably have these oral
- 2:16:48Speaker 1: traditions of these white people that come and fuck up everything.
- 2:16:52Speaker 1: So when someone shows up on a boat, There's been
- 2:16:54Speaker 1: a few instances where people were killed. The kid was
- 2:16:57Speaker 1: just killed a few years back. But not just him.
- 2:17:00Speaker 1: There was a boat that sank there. So it washed
- 2:17:03Speaker 1: ashore and sank. And they were headed to go kill
- 2:17:08Speaker 1: those people when they were rescued. And now we've spotted them. We, people,
- 2:17:13Speaker 1: have spotted them with metal. And they believe the metal
- 2:17:16Speaker 1: they got was salvaged from the boat. So they got
- 2:17:19Speaker 1: pieces of metal. So this is the boat that That
- 2:17:23Speaker 1: shipwrecked in 1981 a cargo ship named the Primrose ran
- 2:17:29Speaker 1: aground on the coral reef surrounding North Sentinel. The crew
- 2:17:33Speaker 1: radioed for assistance and settled for a long wait. But
- 2:17:35Speaker 1: in the morning they saw 50 men with bows on
- 2:17:37Speaker 1: the beach building makeshift boats to swim out to them
- 2:17:41Speaker 1: and fuck them up.
- 2:17:42Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 2:17:42Speaker 1: I mean, they have a severe distrust, obviously, of people.
- 2:17:47Speaker 4: So I was on the Andaman Islands, which is right
- 2:17:49Speaker 4: next to these.
- 2:17:49Speaker 1: That guy, Respectable Lawyer on Twitter, he's the one I
- 2:17:52Speaker 1: got the information from. He documented the whole story of,
- 2:17:56Speaker 1: if you scroll all the way up, he'll talk about
- 2:17:58Speaker 1: that guy, Maurice Vidal. See, look how he dressed. That's
- 2:18:01Speaker 1: the guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that fucking creep. Look
- 2:18:05Speaker 1: at him. He looks like a pervert. So he's hanging
- 2:18:07Speaker 1: out with these guys. They should have known he was
- 2:18:08Speaker 1: a pervert.
- 2:18:09Speaker 4: Look at him.
- 2:18:10Speaker 1: Look at him. Look at his dress. Wonderful testicles.
- 2:18:12Speaker 4: They probably didn't want to profile him.
- 2:18:13Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 2:18:14Speaker 1: So that's the dude. Yeah. He's from the English Royal Navy.
- 2:18:18Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 2:18:19Speaker 1: Portman. Maurice Vidal Portman. Yeah.
- 2:18:23Speaker 4: Dude, those guys look built.
- 2:18:24Speaker 1: Look at these guys fucking thrown. Those guys be doing
- 2:18:27Speaker 1: some sit-ups.
- 2:18:27Speaker 4: Well, they're out there hustling.
- 2:18:30Speaker 1: I went to the Andaman Islands, which is right out there.
- 2:18:32Speaker 1: That's where he originally landed.
- 2:18:34Speaker 4: Yeah. And if you want to feel like you fell
- 2:18:35Speaker 4: off the face of the earth, you go to the
- 2:18:37Speaker 4: Andaman Islands. First of all, beautiful. I think if you
- 2:18:41Speaker 4: still like this, you can only get there from the
- 2:18:42Speaker 4: Indian city of Chennai or Calcutta because it's an Indian territory.
- 2:18:46Speaker 4: They limit who can travel there. And there's– I mean
- 2:18:50Speaker 4: there's– they've brought elephants there because they didn't used to
- 2:18:53Speaker 4: have bulldozers and stuff. So the British brought elephants by
- 2:18:57Speaker 4: boat and there's these old archival photos of them lifting
- 2:19:02Speaker 4: off of like pirate ships and lifting elephants on the
- 2:19:04Speaker 4: rigging and then putting them, and now the Andaman Islands
- 2:19:08Speaker 4: have elephants.
- 2:19:09Speaker 5: Whoa.
- 2:19:09Speaker 4: And there's still people riding around on the elephants, you know,
- 2:19:11Speaker 4: like moving trees off the road and doing things.
- 2:19:13Speaker 1: That's crazy.
- 2:19:14Speaker 4: But when you go from one place to the other place,
- 2:19:16Speaker 4: exactly what you said, because they don't want human safaris,
- 2:19:20Speaker 4: because they want to protect these indigenous people. you have
- 2:19:23Speaker 4: to go with a police escort to cross the Island
- 2:19:26Speaker 4: because you have to go through. And I meant the
- 2:19:28Speaker 4: police watch you like a Hawk. And I, you know,
- 2:19:30Speaker 4: I take a picture of everything. I take 300 pictures
- 2:19:33Speaker 4: a day on my phone. And, uh, no, see if
- 2:19:36Speaker 4: you can see the elephants being lifted off of ships.
- 2:19:39Speaker 4: It's there's a bunch of pictures here that are crazy.
- 2:19:41Speaker 1: They're pulling logs.
- 2:19:42Speaker 4: I mean, but this is, this is, you know, elephants
- 2:19:44Speaker 4: moving logs happens all the time, but there's literally.
- 2:19:47Speaker 1: A picture of the elephants up on the riggings. Wow.
- 2:19:50Speaker 4: And, uh, But, man, you drive through areas where there's
- 2:19:52Speaker 4: just these tiny little people with bows and arrows and
- 2:19:56Speaker 4: they're still out there. I got to go swimming with
- 2:19:59Speaker 4: an elephant there. Wow.
- 2:20:02Speaker 1: That's so dope. Look at the elephant swimming. How cool
- 2:20:04Speaker 1: is that?
- 2:20:05Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 2:20:06Speaker 1: Wow. That's fucking awesome. There you go.
- 2:20:08Speaker 4: Look at that.
- 2:20:09Speaker 1: That's them lifting the elephants. The elephant's probably like, what
- 2:20:11Speaker 1: the fuck am I doing in the air? Yeah. Look
- 2:20:14Speaker 1: at that. Do they have to blindfold them? No, he's
- 2:20:16Speaker 1: not blindfolded. He's just painted.
- 2:20:17Speaker 4: It's like decorated. They probably should have. Yeah, probably.
- 2:20:21Speaker 1: Well, maybe the elephant would freak out. Boy, it takes
- 2:20:25Speaker 1: so much for an elephant to freak out and fucking
- 2:20:27Speaker 1: kill people. There's a horrible video of this guy abusing
- 2:20:31Speaker 1: an elephant. He's a trainer and he keeps.
- 2:20:33Speaker 4: Whacking the elephant.
- 2:20:34Speaker 1: And then the elephant goes, that's enough. And just stomps
- 2:20:37Speaker 1: him into a pancake.
- 2:20:39Speaker 4: Or that video I sent you with the tiger.
- 2:20:42Speaker 1: Which one? Where the tiger mauls the guy and you're like,
- 2:20:45Speaker 1: that's terrible. He kills him.
- 2:20:46Speaker 4: And then the second shot is they show the guy
- 2:20:49Speaker 4: And he's still alive, but he's got slashes down.
- 2:20:51Speaker 1: To his skull. Oh, yeah. Like... Just don't.
- 2:20:55Speaker 4: Just... I mean, these animals are... You just don't push them.
- 2:20:59Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 2:21:00Speaker 4: Especially not an elephant.
- 2:21:01Speaker 1: Well, human beings just want to fuck with everything. That's
- 2:21:03Speaker 1: part of why we're on every fucking square inch of
- 2:21:06Speaker 1: the earth, practically. Practically. We want to fuck with everything.
- 2:21:10Speaker 1: You know, it's... We're the weirdest animal ever because we're
- 2:21:12Speaker 1: on every fucking continent. We're everywhere. There's not another animal
- 2:21:16Speaker 1: like us. No.
- 2:21:17Speaker 4: No.
- 2:21:17Speaker 1: And... you know, all of us came from Africa, which
- 2:21:21Speaker 1: is even nuttier, right? So we emanated from Africa and
- 2:21:24Speaker 1: just spread out all over the world. As soon as
- 2:21:27Speaker 1: we figured out how to float, how to hike and
- 2:21:30Speaker 1: how to wear warm clothes, we just kept moving.
- 2:21:32Speaker 4: And now are we going to figure out how to
- 2:21:35Speaker 4: not destroy the systems that keep us alive?
- 2:21:37Speaker 1: Right. And now we're talking about doing the same thing
- 2:21:40Speaker 1: on other planets.
- 2:21:42Speaker 4: We're talking about it, but way before we start worrying
- 2:21:44Speaker 4: about other planets, I want to make sure that this
- 2:21:46Speaker 4: planet works. I mean, I'm just, I'm so every, every,
- 2:21:49Speaker 4: I'm just, I'm, it drives me crazy how quickly everyone's going.
- 2:21:52Speaker 4: I just, in, in the, in the, when I come
- 2:21:55Speaker 4: back to society so quickly, we're like, it's on people's minds.
- 2:21:58Speaker 4: They're talking about this stuff. And I'm going, guys, the
- 2:22:01Speaker 4: ocean is filled with trash. Like the Amazon is burning.
- 2:22:04Speaker 4: I'm like, can we just fix this? And there's areas
- 2:22:07Speaker 4: where we have, I mean, you know, this, like they
- 2:22:08Speaker 4: brought bulls back to Yellowstone, like New York's waters are
- 2:22:11Speaker 4: getting cleaner. The humpbacks are coming back. But, But everyone's
- 2:22:14Speaker 4: so– I mean but we haven't actually– when we get
- 2:22:16Speaker 4: to Mars, talk about it all day. But it's like
- 2:22:20Speaker 4: until then, I just feel like we are so overwhelmed
- 2:22:24Speaker 4: with serious problems here and the last chance in history
- 2:22:28Speaker 4: to fix those problems. So there's an amazing opportunity. And
- 2:22:31Speaker 4: I feel like people are so like this modern nothingness
- 2:22:35Speaker 4: that people feel where it's like, oh, it's the end
- 2:22:37Speaker 4: of times. And it's like, dude, this is the most
- 2:22:39Speaker 4: exciting time. You can fly everywhere. You got information at
- 2:22:42Speaker 4: your fingertips. There's more people than ever before working to
- 2:22:44Speaker 4: make good in the world, to help people, to save animals,
- 2:22:47Speaker 4: to restore ecosystems. And it's like, so I get confused
- 2:22:51Speaker 4: when I come back from what I feel is like battle.
- 2:22:55Speaker 4: And I'm on this mission for 20 years to do
- 2:22:57Speaker 4: this one thing. And people are like, I'm just scrambled
- 2:23:00Speaker 4: and delirious. And I'm like, go outside.
- 2:23:03Speaker 1: Yeah, get off your phone.
- 2:23:04Speaker 4: Put your phone down. Go to the mountains. That John
- 2:23:06Speaker 4: Muir thing, you know, to the mountains. The mountains are
- 2:23:08Speaker 4: calling and I must go.
- 2:23:09Speaker 1: Go. Close your phone.
- 2:23:12Speaker 4: Go touch grass for a while. Actually, that was one
- 2:23:14Speaker 4: of the favorite. I forget what I. I posted a
- 2:23:17Speaker 4: video of me with this huge anaconda around me and
- 2:23:19Speaker 4: I'm holding her head as a 20-foot anaconda. One of
- 2:23:21Speaker 4: the comments was this guy. He was like, dude, you've
- 2:23:23Speaker 4: touched enough grass. Go back inside.
- 2:23:26Speaker 1: Go watch Netflix.
- 2:23:27Speaker 4: Yeah, he's like, that's enough.
- 2:23:30Speaker 1: You're the opposite. You've gone too far.
- 2:23:32Speaker 4: You've gone too far. Interesting use of free will.
- 2:23:36Speaker 1: What was fascinating to me when people were trying to
- 2:23:39Speaker 1: save things and by saving things, they don't realize that
- 2:23:41Speaker 1: they're actually fucking things up far worse than saving them. Well,
- 2:23:44Speaker 1: there's a good example. I think it's the Mojave Desert.
- 2:23:49Speaker 1: where they just now, California and all their infinite wisdom,
- 2:23:53Speaker 1: decided to build this immense solar farm out in the desert.
- 2:23:59Speaker 1: I saved it. I'll send it to you, Jamie. It
- 2:24:01Speaker 1: is so crazy. So they decided to build this immense
- 2:24:03Speaker 1: solar farm. It turns out this solar farm, because it's
- 2:24:06Speaker 1: got mirrors that point towards these solar panels, it's incinerating 6,000
- 2:24:12Speaker 1: birds a year. incinerating 6,000 birds of fucking gear. Which
- 2:24:23Speaker 1: is like, what does that even mean? Like, how is
- 2:24:26Speaker 1: that even... So it's a death ray. A fucking death ray. God,
- 2:24:30Speaker 1: I know I saved it. Where did I save it?
- 2:24:32Speaker 1: I got it, though. Oh, you got it? I mean,
- 2:24:33Speaker 1: I don't know which article you got. It's okay. Pull
- 2:24:37Speaker 1: up any of the articles. But, I mean, when you
- 2:24:40Speaker 1: look at it, it heats up to a thousand fucking degrees.
- 2:24:46Speaker 1: The Mojave Desert. Yeah. Well, they just shut it down.
- 2:24:49Speaker 1: So it's concentrated sunlight. Solar power towers use mirrors to
- 2:24:52Speaker 1: focus sunlight onto a receiver, creating extremely high temperature. The
- 2:24:56Speaker 1: problem is they're fucking killing birds like a motherfucker. Just
- 2:25:00Speaker 1: like those ugly windmill farms. Those things are a blight
- 2:25:05Speaker 1: on the face of the earth. When you drive to
- 2:25:07Speaker 1: South Texas, a buddy of mine has a ranch down there.
- 2:25:11Speaker 1: Look at that. A Mojave Desert solar plant kills 6,000
- 2:25:14Speaker 1: birds a year. I think that– That's from 2016. They
- 2:25:17Speaker 1: just recently shut it down. They've spent billions on this
- 2:25:20Speaker 1: fucking thing. And it's not generating nearly the amount of
- 2:25:22Speaker 1: solar power that they were hoping. It turns birds into
- 2:25:25Speaker 1: fucking fireballs like instantly. But when you drive down to
- 2:25:29Speaker 1: South Texas, they have these– that's what it looks like.
- 2:25:32Speaker 4: Isn't that crazy? Yeah.
- 2:25:34Speaker 1: Look at that. Isn't that nuts?
- 2:25:35Speaker 4: Yeah, we got to stop spreading out.
- 2:25:36Speaker 1: We're so stupid.
- 2:25:37Speaker 4: We got to stop spreading out.
- 2:25:38Speaker 1: But that's like, who said that's a good idea? And counterintuitively,
- 2:25:42Speaker 1: nuclear power is like the best for the environment. Yeah.
- 2:25:46Speaker 1: Which is people think, no, Three Mile Island, no, Chernobyl.
- 2:25:49Speaker 1: You know what?
- 2:25:50Speaker 4: They just call it something else.
- 2:25:51Speaker 1: If you just rebrand it, stop calling it nuclear. Well,
- 2:25:53Speaker 1: they just have to realize that the old, like the
- 2:25:55Speaker 1: Fukushima plants, they fucked the whole area up forever. Those
- 2:26:00Speaker 1: are old. That's a plant that I think went live
- 2:26:02Speaker 1: in the 1970s. The new technology, you can have solar
- 2:26:06Speaker 1: power and it's– or excuse me, nuclear power and it's clean.
- 2:26:10Speaker 4: But I think people are scared of the word nuclear.
- 2:26:12Speaker 4: I'm saying if you came out and you called it
- 2:26:13Speaker 4: like a something-something plant.
- 2:26:15Speaker 1: We got to get over it. We got to get
- 2:26:17Speaker 1: over that hump. But that's– it's just– Human beings– but
- 2:26:24Speaker 1: there's this constant battle, right? There's a battle of good
- 2:26:27Speaker 1: and evil. Yes, there is. And there's also a battle
- 2:26:30Speaker 1: of ignorance and information. And it goes back and forth.
- 2:26:34Speaker 1: And the only way to educate people is sometimes you
- 2:26:37Speaker 1: have these brave people that are responding to this intense
- 2:26:40Speaker 1: amount of ignorance and they have to go out there
- 2:26:43Speaker 1: and say, no, that's not it. It's this. And there's
- 2:26:46Speaker 1: this huge societal narrative, this huge cultural narrative that they
- 2:26:50Speaker 1: have to fight against.
- 2:26:52Speaker 4: Which is almost impossible to undo. I mean when you
- 2:26:55Speaker 4: realize there's something that everybody has wrong.
- 2:26:57Speaker 1: Right.
- 2:26:58Speaker 4: Or you realize that there's something– I mean the amount–
- 2:26:59Speaker 4: because then you got to get the message to everybody.
- 2:27:02Speaker 3: Right.
- 2:27:02Speaker 1: How do you do that? Right.
- 2:27:03Speaker 4: Then you got to make them care about it.
- 2:27:05Speaker 1: Right.
- 2:27:05Speaker 4: I mean it's just– it's wild to.
- 2:27:08Speaker 1: But that's us. That's the battle. There's always this like–
- 2:27:11Speaker 1: I think you need those things in order for us
- 2:27:13Speaker 1: to push progress. You need something to fight against. Like
- 2:27:17Speaker 1: think about where you would be if you didn't have
- 2:27:19Speaker 1: this thing to push against. Like there's– it's not that
- 2:27:23Speaker 1: the thing is good but it is bad but it
- 2:27:26Speaker 1: creates good people that push against it. And this is
- 2:27:29Speaker 1: the constant battle of the human spirit. We're always engaged
- 2:27:32Speaker 1: in this battle to right wrongs and to figure things
- 2:27:36Speaker 1: out and to make things better that are bad and
- 2:27:39Speaker 1: then to realize that. oh, we're making it way worse.
- 2:27:41Speaker 1: Someone has to come along and course correct. And then,
- 2:27:44Speaker 1: you know, it's usually a few brave people that are
- 2:27:46Speaker 1: pushing back against this tidal wave of negativity and ignorance.
- 2:27:51Speaker 1: The tidal wave of negativity is wild.
- 2:27:54Speaker 4: The The grief is just– it's like a poison peddled
- 2:27:58Speaker 4: by the darkness. It's like they want you sad and disoriented.
- 2:28:02Speaker 4: I just feel like so many people now when I
- 2:28:04Speaker 4: come back, they're downtrodden by the– just the buzz of
- 2:28:08Speaker 4: the news and everything. I'm like, listen, like choose something
- 2:28:12Speaker 4: that you care about and work on it.
- 2:28:14Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 2:28:15Speaker 4: Or just pick that one thing.
- 2:28:16Speaker 1: Be the good you want to see in the world.
- 2:28:17Speaker 4: Be the good you want to see in the world.
- 2:28:19Speaker 4: And it's like I'm in this unique position because I'm
- 2:28:22Speaker 4: contacted now all day long. by people that want to
- 2:28:26Speaker 4: help us protect the rainforest that people who want to
- 2:28:28Speaker 4: use that blueprint to do it somewhere else and we're
- 2:28:31Speaker 4: on the cusp of doing this so I'm surrounded by
- 2:28:34Speaker 4: I get a lot of positive people with innovations people
- 2:28:37Speaker 4: with ideas people I mean even you know everyone says
- 2:28:40Speaker 4: oh why can't the billionaires and it's like we get
- 2:28:42Speaker 4: people who have money and they come in and they're
- 2:28:44Speaker 4: like I'll help you get that piece of land that'll
- 2:28:47Speaker 4: be protected I get reinforced all the time people go
- 2:28:50Speaker 4: the world's going to shit and I'm like the world's
- 2:28:52Speaker 4: amazing people are helping Yeah. And it's like I've seen
- 2:28:57Speaker 4: so much good done.
- 2:28:58Speaker 1: It really is all what you're focusing on. That's the
- 2:29:02Speaker 1: very thing– unique thing about today is that you're inundated
- 2:29:06Speaker 1: with so much information and we generally tend to gravitate
- 2:29:10Speaker 1: towards the things that are terrifying and the things that
- 2:29:13Speaker 1: are dangerous, that scare us. And so you're paying attention
- 2:29:17Speaker 1: to the news of literally eight billion people.
- 2:29:21Speaker 4: Which is not natural.
- 2:29:22Speaker 1: It's not normal.
- 2:29:23Speaker 4: We're supposed to know about our village. And maybe the
- 2:29:25Speaker 4: next village.
- 2:29:26Speaker 1: Right.
- 2:29:26Speaker 4: And so like that's one– I had a friend. Did
- 2:29:29Speaker 4: you hear about the flood that happened in Bangladesh? I
- 2:29:32Speaker 4: was like, what are you– my sympathy. But like there's
- 2:29:35Speaker 4: always a flood happening. The world is gigantic. There's 8
- 2:29:38Speaker 4: billion people.
- 2:29:38Speaker 1: Right.
- 2:29:39Speaker 4: And so like– There's.
- 2:29:40Speaker 1: Only so much you can pay attention to.
- 2:29:41Speaker 4: There's only so much you can pay attention to.
- 2:29:43Speaker 1: But if you have a phone, all the bad stuff
- 2:29:46Speaker 1: is coming into your pocket.
- 2:29:48Speaker 4: Yeah, and I think a lot of the– it's funny
- 2:29:50Speaker 4: because a lot of the people, like the adults are–
- 2:29:54Speaker 4: People are worried about the kids. I think the adults
- 2:29:56Speaker 4: are worse.
- 2:29:57Speaker 1: Yeah. A lot of them.
- 2:29:58Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 2:29:59Speaker 1: And a lot of them, they're searching for meaning. And
- 2:30:03Speaker 1: so they find meaning in activism or in pseudo activism
- 2:30:08Speaker 1: and yelling about things online and then maybe going out
- 2:30:12Speaker 1: into the street and screaming at people. And they think
- 2:30:15Speaker 1: that that gives meaning to their life. You know, there's
- 2:30:18Speaker 1: a lot of people that just feel like really lost.
- 2:30:22Speaker 1: And this kid, strange concrete culture concrete and electronic culture
- 2:30:28Speaker 1: that we've created it doesn't give you the fulfillment that
- 2:30:31Speaker 1: the natural world does i mean i'm sure it's one
- 2:30:35Speaker 1: of the draws that you have to the jungle is
- 2:30:39Speaker 1: that living out there in nature is wildly fulfilling because
- 2:30:44Speaker 1: it's normal it's like it It fills in all the
- 2:30:48Speaker 1: slots that you have evolved to have like as a
- 2:30:54Speaker 1: human being. We have always lived in coordination with nature
- 2:30:58Speaker 1: up until fairly recently. If human beings have been alive
- 2:31:01Speaker 1: in this form for half a million years, how long
- 2:31:03Speaker 1: have we been in cities? How long have we been
- 2:31:06Speaker 1: in– Even agriculture, a few thousand years.
- 2:31:08Speaker 4: Temperature-controlled rooms.
- 2:31:09Speaker 1: Yeah, it's crazy.
- 2:31:10Speaker 4: With a little noise box constantly stressing us out.
- 2:31:13Speaker 1: Also, Wi-Fi and EMF signals. I was just reading this
- 2:31:16Speaker 1: fucking crazy thing. Have you paid attention to this, Jamie,
- 2:31:19Speaker 1: about the 49ers? About San Francisco? Isn't that fucking nuts? Yeah,
- 2:31:24Speaker 1: go ahead. They think it's real. So there's a disproportionate
- 2:31:29Speaker 1: amount of severe catastrophic injuries that come out of San Francisco,
- 2:31:33Speaker 1: and their training facility is right outside this power station.
- 2:31:36Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
- 2:31:37Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 2:31:38Speaker 1: I mean, way more Achilles tendon blows out, blown out,
- 2:31:43Speaker 1: way more knees blown out, way more, like, catastrophic ligament
- 2:31:48Speaker 1: and tendon ruptures. Like, and they've been talking about it since, like,
- 2:31:53Speaker 1: The players started talking about it in like 2012 I
- 2:31:57Speaker 1: believe and people are like, oh, that's nonsense. And now
- 2:32:00Speaker 1: the stats are in and you're looking at the amount
- 2:32:03Speaker 1: of injuries that come from this area. It's like it's
- 2:32:05Speaker 1: not normal.
- 2:32:06Speaker 4: And so you think what? They're getting weakened by the water, by.
- 2:32:09Speaker 1: The– Electricity.
- 2:32:11Speaker 4: Electricity.
- 2:32:11Speaker 1: Yeah, by the EMF signal. I mean it's– look, EMF
- 2:32:15Speaker 1: signals we know disrupt human beings. But to what extent?
- 2:32:19Speaker 1: Like to what extent does LED lights and to what extent?
- 2:32:23Speaker 1: Is it minimal? Do you feel it? Does it have
- 2:32:26Speaker 1: a long-term effect? Does it take forever until it actually compounds?
- 2:32:30Speaker 1: But they're looking at the data from this one training facility.
- 2:32:34Speaker 1: See if you can find something on it. A lot
- 2:32:36Speaker 1: of stories have come out this week about it where
- 2:32:38Speaker 1: people are starting to gather up all the data. And
- 2:32:40Speaker 1: they're like, hey, this is not normal. This is like
- 2:32:44Speaker 1: a much higher percentage of severe injuries from this one camp.
- 2:32:48Speaker 1: Which doesn't make any sense.
- 2:32:49Speaker 4: Well, it's like that Erin Brockovich thing where it's like
- 2:32:51Speaker 4: you find a place where a lot of people are
- 2:32:52Speaker 4: getting the same kind of cancer and it's like there's
- 2:32:54Speaker 4: a reason.
- 2:32:56Speaker 1: So what does it say here at the top of
- 2:32:59Speaker 1: the article? What's the article say? It's just about it.
- 2:33:01Speaker 4: It's about the whole thing. It explains.
- 2:33:03Speaker 1: So is it true? What is this from? How long
- 2:33:06Speaker 1: ago is this?
- 2:33:07Speaker 4: Two weeks ago. Yes, two days ago.
- 2:33:09Speaker 1: Okay. The injury conspiracy theory and is it true? So–
- 2:33:15Speaker 1: What is this? This is USA Today.
- 2:33:17Speaker 4: I know.
- 2:33:19Speaker 1: I just skipped ahead to the... The so-called mechanisms have
- 2:33:23Speaker 1: not been established. Many of the experiments are contradictory. Many
- 2:33:26Speaker 1: of the experiments have exposures that either don't relate specifically
- 2:33:29Speaker 1: to 50 or 60 hertz magnetic fields. It's a topic
- 2:33:33Speaker 1: that will likely resurface or any major injuries during the
- 2:33:35Speaker 1: Super Bowl at Levi's Stadium February 8th in Santa Clara.
- 2:33:40Speaker 1: Is Santa Clara near there? That's where they play their games.
- 2:33:42Speaker 1: That's where they play the game. But is that the
- 2:33:44Speaker 1: training facility? The idea is that it's near the training facility. Right.
- 2:33:47Speaker 4: And I don't, that's again, that's, this is.
- 2:33:50Speaker 1: So that's where the electrical substation is. And there's the field.
- 2:33:53Speaker 1: I mean, cut the shit.
- 2:33:55Speaker 3: Whoa.
- 2:33:55Speaker 1: That's, that can't be good. So it's literally radiating onto them.
- 2:33:58Speaker 1: That can't be good. But I don't think it's going
- 2:34:01Speaker 1: to affect the game. You know what I'm saying? I
- 2:34:03Speaker 1: think it's like being there all the time, practicing there
- 2:34:06Speaker 1: all the time is what's going to weaken their bodies.
- 2:34:09Speaker 1: Without checking.
- 2:34:10Speaker 4: I don't know what.
- 2:34:11Speaker 1: Unless that's where they practice, I don't see a large
- 2:34:13Speaker 1: practice facility. Well, look at the fucking multi-use fields right there.
- 2:34:16Speaker 4: I know they don't practice on those fields generally.
- 2:34:18Speaker 1: Right, but they use the fields. I mean, they must
- 2:34:20Speaker 1: practice there.
- 2:34:20Speaker 4: This could just be a park. That's why I've got
- 2:34:22Speaker 4: to look up where they practice.
- 2:34:23Speaker 1: Right, right, right. Daily Rams don't practice next to SoFi Stadium.
- 2:34:27Speaker 1: I can't imagine it's good for you. I mean, there's
- 2:34:30Speaker 1: also– okay, we'll find this out. Is there any truth
- 2:34:34Speaker 1: to power lines and people living under power lines having
- 2:34:39Speaker 1: increased rates of cancer? Because I've heard that that's true. Yeah.
- 2:34:42Speaker 4: I mean, in environmental college, that was– there's numerous giant
- 2:34:46Speaker 4: class action lawsuits for people that were living under high-tension
- 2:34:50Speaker 4: power lines. And, I mean, I actually– I knew someone
- 2:34:53Speaker 4: who– I mean, I've been to the places where I
- 2:34:55Speaker 4: did for my senior project I was doing where we
- 2:34:57Speaker 4: went to the areas where they were fracking. Remember that
- 2:35:00Speaker 4: documentary where they.
- 2:35:01Speaker 1: Were lighting the water on fire? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 2:35:03Speaker 3: Gasland.
- 2:35:04Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 2:35:04Speaker 1: Great documentary. Yes.
- 2:35:05Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 2:35:05Speaker 4: And those people were screaming. They're trying to get the
- 2:35:08Speaker 4: attention to say this is not good. And, of course,
- 2:35:10Speaker 4: the companies come in and they go, we'll give you
- 2:35:11Speaker 4: $ 2 million if we let us drill on your land.
- 2:35:14Speaker 4: And these are people that need the money.
- 2:35:16Speaker 1: Right.
- 2:35:17Speaker 4: And then a few years later, all of their kids
- 2:35:20Speaker 4: have cancer.
- 2:35:21Speaker 1: Pull that back up again, please. So we put it
- 2:35:24Speaker 1: into our sponsor, Perplexity. There's some limited evidence, a small
- 2:35:27Speaker 1: increase in childhood leukemia risk. Very close high voltage power lines.
- 2:35:31Speaker 1: But overall, the lick is weak. Not clearly causal and
- 2:35:35Speaker 1: typically residential exposures are considered within safety guidelines. So the
- 2:35:39Speaker 1: thing is like who is– one of the things about
- 2:35:43Speaker 1: perplexity or any large language model is you've got to
- 2:35:46Speaker 1: get the information from online and who's publishing this information.
- 2:35:51Speaker 1: So it's like there's only so much of it that's available.
- 2:35:56Speaker 1: But possibly carcinogenic is a weak category. So– So it
- 2:36:02Speaker 1: says International Agency for Research in Cancer classifies extremely low
- 2:36:06Speaker 1: frequency magnetic fields like those from power lines as possibly
- 2:36:10Speaker 1: carcinogenic to humans, mainly because of the childhood leukemia data.
- 2:36:15Speaker 1: Fuck that, dude.
- 2:36:16Speaker 4: That's wild.
- 2:36:18Speaker 1: Yeah, just fuck that. I would never buy a house
- 2:36:22Speaker 1: that's near them. What are you looking for? I just
- 2:36:24Speaker 1: realized what that is. It's a molar. Yeah, I just
- 2:36:25Speaker 1: realized what that is. This is from my buddy John
- 2:36:27Speaker 1: Reese from Alaska.
- 2:36:28Speaker 4: That's that guy.
- 2:36:29Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 2:36:30Speaker 4: That's incredible.
- 2:36:31Speaker 1: Incredible. Actually, no. This one is from Colossal. So that's
- 2:36:33Speaker 1: a– This is the company that's bringing the woolly mammoth back.
- 2:36:37Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those guys.
- 2:36:38Speaker 1: This piece is from my buddy John Reese. That's a molar.
- 2:36:41Speaker 4: That's cool.
- 2:36:42Speaker 1: Yeah. That's a tooth.
- 2:36:43Speaker 4: That's gorgeous.
- 2:36:44Speaker 1: But that's how many of them they have that they could.
- 2:36:46Speaker 4: Turn into art.
- 2:36:47Speaker 1: That they're just starting to make it into art. Yeah. Well,
- 2:36:49Speaker 1: I have a pool cue that has woolly mammoth ivory
- 2:36:52Speaker 1: in it.
- 2:36:52Speaker 4: Dude, look at that.
- 2:36:53Speaker 1: Look at that texture.
- 2:36:53Speaker 3: I know.
- 2:36:54Speaker 1: Isn't that nuts? That is so beautiful. Something 10,000 years
- 2:36:57Speaker 1: ago used that to mash down vegetables. Wow.
- 2:37:00Speaker 4: That is a gorgeous piece.
- 2:37:01Speaker 1: You know about the Boneyard, right?
- 2:37:03Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 2:37:03Speaker 1: No. You were the first time you told me all
- 2:37:05Speaker 1: about it. Incredible place. That's amazing. Shout out to my boy,
- 2:37:08Speaker 1: John Reeves. Yeah.
- 2:37:10Speaker 4: I would love to go there.
- 2:37:11Speaker 1: Oh, you should, dude.
- 2:37:12Speaker 4: I would love to.
- 2:37:12Speaker 1: It's pretty incredible.
- 2:37:13Speaker 4: That's just so fascinating.
- 2:37:14Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 2:37:15Speaker 1: The Colossal guys have been up there. Quite a few
- 2:37:17Speaker 1: people have been up there to explore. I think- No, Randall?
- 2:37:21Speaker 1: Did Randall Carlson go up there? I think he's either
- 2:37:24Speaker 1: gone there or is going there.
- 2:37:25Speaker 4: Yeah, you got to make the intro for me.
- 2:37:27Speaker 1: I would love to go see that guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 2:37:29Speaker 1: I'll set that up. He's always trying to get me
- 2:37:30Speaker 1: to go out there too. I just don't have the time.
- 2:37:32Speaker 1: But what a phenomenal play. By the way, he's found
- 2:37:35Speaker 1: a new site. He's found a new site up there
- 2:37:37Speaker 1: that has more bones. Yeah, I mean it's– he's, you're
- 2:37:41Speaker 1: talking about an area that's only about four to six
- 2:37:44Speaker 1: acres that he's been exploring.
- 2:37:45Speaker 4: And he's got other deposits, right?
- 2:37:47Speaker 1: It's like massive deposits, thousands of animals, including animals that
- 2:37:52Speaker 1: weren't even supposed to be there.
- 2:37:53Speaker 4: Yeah. That's so cool.
- 2:37:55Speaker 1: Crazy. And a thick layer of carbon that indicates that
- 2:37:59Speaker 1: fucking place was on fire. Yeah. Yeah.
- 2:38:03Speaker 4: I mean that, when you find fossils in the water,
- 2:38:05Speaker 4: there's nothing like finding fossils. I remember the first time
- 2:38:07Speaker 4: I found like a little shell. And then, like I said, we,
- 2:38:10Speaker 4: Not that long ago, we found like a seven foot
- 2:38:12Speaker 4: turtle shell, thick, thick, thick, like black, fossilized in the
- 2:38:18Speaker 4: river basin in the Amazon. The river was especially low
- 2:38:20Speaker 4: and it was just, you know, it was half out,
- 2:38:22Speaker 4: like a crashed alien spaceship. Like it was just this
- 2:38:25Speaker 4: huge thing. And it was like, you get this sense,
- 2:38:27Speaker 4: you get that tactile visceral sense of like, whoa, these
- 2:38:32Speaker 4: used to be here.
- 2:38:33Speaker 1: You know what they found in China recently?
- 2:38:35Speaker 4: What'd they find?
- 2:38:35Speaker 1: They found dinosaur eggs that the inside of them is
- 2:38:39Speaker 1: all crystals now.
- 2:38:40Speaker 4: Oh.
- 2:38:41Speaker 1: It's crystallized.
- 2:38:42Speaker 4: Is it like a crystallized baby velociraptor?
- 2:38:45Speaker 1: No, it's just basically all crystal. Just crystal, like a geode. Yeah.
- 2:38:49Speaker 1: But it's a dinosaur egg. It's just over millions and
- 2:38:53Speaker 1: millions of years.
- 2:38:54Speaker 4: They're probably making art out of that right now.
- 2:38:55Speaker 1: I don't know what they're doing with it. I think
- 2:38:57Speaker 1: it's fairly recent, this discovery. At least the article that
- 2:39:00Speaker 1: I read was fairly recent about it. But it's just crazy.
- 2:39:04Speaker 1: So much cool shit. Oh, there's so much cool shit
- 2:39:06Speaker 1: in the world.
- 2:39:06Speaker 4: We're on such a cool planet.
- 2:39:08Speaker 1: So here it is. A 70-million-year-old dinosaur egg contains a
- 2:39:12Speaker 1: sparkling crystal. Surprise. Isn't that nuts? It's turned into crystals.
- 2:39:18Speaker 4: How did you even know that was a dinosaur egg?
- 2:39:20Speaker 1: Grapefruit-sized dinosaur egg from a fossil bed in China gave
- 2:39:24Speaker 1: paleontologists a huge surprise. Rather than a dinosaur embryo or sediment,
- 2:39:27Speaker 1: it was filled with sparkling crystals of calcite lining the
- 2:39:31Speaker 1: inner shell. A natural dinosaur geode. A rare occurrence provides
- 2:39:35Speaker 1: researchers with unique information on the structure of the shell.
- 2:39:38Speaker 1: In this case, a never-before-seen oos species, O-O-S-O-O species, species
- 2:39:45Speaker 1: of egg named– oh, boy. Good luck pronouncing that. Identified
- 2:39:50Speaker 1: in a 22 paper led by paleontologist Quing He of
- 2:39:55Speaker 1: Anhui University in China. Not only that, it's– Among the
- 2:40:01Speaker 1: first dinosaur eggs, or evidence of any dinosaurs for that matter,
- 2:40:05Speaker 1: found in the roughly 70 million year old upper Cretaceous
- 2:40:09Speaker 1: Christian formation of the Quichon Basin. Wow.
- 2:40:15Speaker 4: That's insane.
- 2:40:15Speaker 1: Fucking A, man. Dinosaur eggs that are filled with, look
- 2:40:19Speaker 1: at that, crystals.
- 2:40:22Speaker 4: Beautiful.
- 2:40:23Speaker 1: It looks like a geode. It's a dinosaur egg. Nuts.
- 2:40:26Speaker 4: That's insane.
- 2:40:27Speaker 1: Nuts. That's wild. The world's a wild place, my brother.
- 2:40:30Speaker 1: The world is a really, really wild place. You know
- 2:40:31Speaker 1: more than anybody.
- 2:40:32Speaker 4: Well, that's what. I've been trying to see as much
- 2:40:35Speaker 4: of it as I can and save as much of
- 2:40:36Speaker 4: it as I can.
- 2:40:37Speaker 1: Well, I'm glad you're out there and I'm glad you're
- 2:40:40Speaker 1: still alive because you freak me out every now and
- 2:40:42Speaker 1: then when you send me messages. I'm worried about your
- 2:40:44Speaker 1: safety and I need someone to train me to use
- 2:40:47Speaker 1: a gun. I'm like, oh, Jesus Christ. Oh, we're dealing
- 2:40:49Speaker 1: with the narco people. Oh, Jesus Christ.
- 2:40:52Speaker 4: Well, we're closer than we've ever have been. thank you
- 2:40:55Speaker 4: for how much you've been able to help us get
- 2:40:57Speaker 4: that message out. This, this, this book is 20 years
- 2:41:01Speaker 4: of the wildest shit. It's the story of how Jane
- 2:41:05Speaker 4: and how we, I went, how I met JJ, how
- 2:41:07Speaker 4: we found the Anacondas, all the, all the, everything that
- 2:41:10Speaker 4: led to this. I mean, how, how, I mean, you
- 2:41:12Speaker 4: talked about when you started out, I mean, just being
- 2:41:13Speaker 4: a kid and you have a dream. And I mean,
- 2:41:17Speaker 4: I went to the Amazon. I just wanted to see
- 2:41:18Speaker 4: the Amazon. That was, that was the dream. I never
- 2:41:21Speaker 4: in a million years imagined that I'd get to go
- 2:41:24Speaker 4: on these adventures, see these animals. And then now that
- 2:41:27Speaker 4: we're on the cusp of protecting an entire river, I mean,
- 2:41:31Speaker 4: the wildest dreams that me as a kid had couldn't
- 2:41:35Speaker 4: even touch this. And so it's a fun book to
- 2:41:38Speaker 4: be sharing with people. Pretty fucking dope, my brother. And
- 2:41:40Speaker 4: the book is Jungle Keeper, What It Takes to Change
- 2:41:43Speaker 4: the World.
- 2:41:44Speaker 1: Paul Rosalie. Available now. Thank you, my friend.
- 2:41:47Speaker 4: I think you're in there.
- 2:41:48Speaker 1: Thank you. Always great to see you.
- 2:41:50Speaker 4: It's the best.
- 2:41:50Speaker 1: Let's do it again. Thank you, brother. Thank you. All right. Bye, everybody.