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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 27 - Naughty After Dark · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: What is up? Everybody? What is up? Everybody?
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  Speaker 6: Welcome back to Son of a Boy Dad Podcast. Today
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't even gonna come in, but I got right
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  Speaker 5: Bro.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's back. I think tomorrow will be fully back. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: it's it's a little raspy. But if anything, it adds
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  Speaker 6: I was saying earlier, adds a little sex appeal. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: it is like I'm sounding real, like I'm like I'm milk.
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  Speaker 1: Like Liam, Yeah, you're feeling like n dude, you kind
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  Speaker 1: have you? Have you gotten that before? Lot? Yeah? Really no?
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  Speaker 1: He that guy loves to piss himself. Oh yeah, he's
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  Speaker 1: always pissing on himself. There's like pictures all over the
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  Speaker 1: internet of him just pissing himself. It's not surprising he
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  Speaker 1: can't stop.
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  Speaker 7: He puts his hog away too fast.
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  Speaker 6: I think I don't ever pissed my pants before I did.
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  Speaker 1: On Molly, I was driving a car home. Oh it
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  Speaker 1: was like the end of it. I was on no
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  Speaker 1: other drugs and I was just you're good looking at park. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I guess it sounds really just when I say it,
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  Speaker 1: but I was looking for brocking spot. This is a
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  Speaker 1: safe space, So that chat this fucking conversation and delete
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  Speaker 1: this off the face of the earth because I was
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  Speaker 1: driving a I.
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  Speaker 6: Would if I would have said that over that chat
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  Speaker 6: if I were here.
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  Speaker 1: But it's okay, you never pissed it even like, uh.
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  Speaker 6: One time I was really drunk in high school and
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  Speaker 6: I uh, it was at a weird time in my
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  Speaker 6: life where I was having intense panic attacks like every day. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: And so I got really drunk at a party, but
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  Speaker 6: I think I was more like also trying to like
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  Speaker 6: black block out my demons, my inner demons. So I
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  Speaker 6: got like really drunk really fast, and then I got
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  Speaker 6: home and I don't remember anything from going I remember
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  Speaker 6: going home and going to bed like I didn't like blackout.
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  Speaker 6: And then I woke up in the morning and I
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  Speaker 6: this is back when I was like, I was like
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  Speaker 6: a junior in high school, so I didn't have like
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  Speaker 6: a lot of followers on Twitter or anything, and I
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  Speaker 6: was like tweeting, just like getting some tweets off in
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  Speaker 6: the morning, and all of a sudden, here from downstairs,
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  Speaker 6: He's awake, and it's like, oh shit.
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  Speaker 7: Then you parents were checking your Twitter.
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  Speaker 6: My sister like told them that I was awake, and
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  Speaker 6: then they were like, I hear him coming upstairs. They're like,
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  Speaker 6: do you think he even remembers And apparently, I, uh yeah,
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  Speaker 6: I got Apparently in the middle of that, I just
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  Speaker 6: woke up and I was just peeing all over the walls.
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  Speaker 6: What My mom was like, what are you doing? And
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  Speaker 6: I was like going to the bathroom.
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  Speaker 1: No way.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Did they think it was something related to you drinking
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  Speaker 1: or they thought that it was uh. They they thought
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  Speaker 1: that like.
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  Speaker 6: Oh no, my piss smell like liquor. Yeah, and uh,
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  Speaker 6: and my mom said she was like in her room
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  Speaker 6: and all of a sudden, it just sounded. It was
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  Speaker 6: like three am, and it sounded like a pipe burst.
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  Speaker 7: In the hallway heavy.
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  Speaker 6: I don't remember it at all, the.
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  Speaker 1: Hose of thick ass, thick scream. That's so bad ass.
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  Speaker 6: And then happened again same night. What do you meantimes?
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  Speaker 5: Like?
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  Speaker 6: I then I went back out again for round two?
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  Speaker 1: Wait? What what do you mean?
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  Speaker 6: The same night it happened again, Like so my parents
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  Speaker 6: like brought me to the bathroom, brought me back back,
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  Speaker 6: brought me back to bed, and then uh, and then
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  Speaker 6: like an hour later I was peeing again in the hallway.
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  Speaker 1: No way, I feel like that's a thing that only
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  Speaker 1: happens once, because like you're dissociated and you don't know
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  Speaker 1: where the toilet is.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know. I genuinely like I thought they were
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  Speaker 6: lying to me for a while about it.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, maybe there was a ghost of a toilet in
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  Speaker 1: your hallway and you could only see it while you
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  Speaker 1: were asleep.
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  Speaker 6: Because I dude, like nothing like that has ever happened
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  Speaker 6: to me.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe that house was built on a toilet, like an
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  Speaker 1: old Indian toilet or some shit like that, like a
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  Speaker 1: haunted Native American toilet, or some shit could have been
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  Speaker 1: It must have been some shit like that.
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  Speaker 6: Must have been something like that.
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  Speaker 1: Did your parents, uh did they make you you go
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  Speaker 1: get a switch from out back? Or did they spare
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  Speaker 1: the rod and spoil the child? Did they beat your
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  Speaker 1: ass or what?
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  Speaker 6: H No, they didn't. They were like, they weren't like mad.
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  Speaker 6: I think they were more just like upset. I don't
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  Speaker 6: really think they really cared that much though, that's what
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  Speaker 6: they told you. I got in trouble. I got grounded
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  Speaker 6: for a week.
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  Speaker 7: Until the next weekend, like you were.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think it was in the summer, Okay, so
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  Speaker 6: like a week is a long time in the summer.
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  Speaker 6: When in high school, Oh yeah, and and yeah and
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  Speaker 6: then I uh, I just remember going to get food
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  Speaker 6: with my parents and it was a long car ride
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  Speaker 6: and they were just like, really, got to think about
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  Speaker 6: where your life is going right now.
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  Speaker 1: Did you tell them that you were that you had demons? No, mommy,
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  Speaker 1: I have demons.
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  Speaker 6: I would never open up to them like that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not your fucking therapist, some gay shit talking
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  Speaker 1: to your parents about your fucking feelings. Yeah, damn, why
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  Speaker 1: do you Why do you think you had the demons
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  Speaker 1: at the time you beat those things? Yeah? I did? Uh,
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  Speaker 1: I was.
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  Speaker 6: I had a phobia of cars for a while. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: driving in cars or being in a car. So I
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  Speaker 6: got really drunk before I.
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  Speaker 1: Bro what happened. You would get drunk before you drove cars.
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  Speaker 1: It's the only way you could do it.
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  Speaker 6: A girl I was friends with in high school, her
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  Speaker 6: mom was driving me and my friend's home and I
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  Speaker 6: got like blacky. I was like, I'm gonna have a
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  Speaker 6: panic attack in the car. So I got super fucked
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  Speaker 6: up before the drive. I also lived like five seconds away.
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  Speaker 6: I could have walked. I was gonna walk home.
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  Speaker 7: I'd never heard someone be afraid of cars.
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  Speaker 6: I had panic attack in a car twice while I
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  Speaker 6: was driving, and then I was like scared. I couldn't
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  Speaker 6: even get in a car without even a panic attack.
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  Speaker 1: Is it the you're confined the fact you're in a
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  Speaker 1: confined space or something like that.
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  Speaker 6: And also I think it was just like a like
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  Speaker 6: it just it was like it happened twice in the car,
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  Speaker 6: and then I was convinced I was only gonna have
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  Speaker 6: panic attacks in a car.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: So it was like a phobia for a while, which
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  Speaker 6: is part of the reason why I also hate flying.
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  Speaker 1: Too, because it's like a car with Uh.
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  Speaker 6: But now I'm fine. I mean, broall going cars all
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  Speaker 6: the time?
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  Speaker 7: Now, Bro, I've seen you in cars. You were cool
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  Speaker 7: as a cucumber.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it was crazy. I had to go to therapy
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  Speaker 6: for it. I almost had to go to like, uh,
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  Speaker 6: like exposure therapy.
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  Speaker 1: I was about to say, yeah, it was his exposure
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  Speaker 1: that you have to like, uh, what is exposure therapy?
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  Speaker 1: Like when you're like afraid of cats and they'll like
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  Speaker 1: dump a bunch of kids on you, or like you're
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  Speaker 1: afraid of like yeah, somites and they'll dumb boy trying.
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  Speaker 6: To think, Oh I got That was when I got
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  Speaker 6: like super into like working out too. So I started
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  Speaker 6: like I meditated like every single day for like a
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  Speaker 6: year straight, like multiple times a day. Really yeah, and
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  Speaker 6: then I was running like ten miles a day.
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  Speaker 1: That's all in what you're uh, are those new shoes? No,
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  Speaker 1: I was about to say, I'm about to pull up
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  Speaker 1: on some new shoes just running ten miles a day
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  Speaker 1: in the in the in the chucks.
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  Speaker 6: No, I was gonna run a half marathon freshman year
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  Speaker 6: of college, and I bought like nice ass running shoes
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  Speaker 6: and I was training for it, and then we got
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  Speaker 6: sent home.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you run hard. I've seen I've seen you run
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  Speaker 1: a little bit. I feel like it's hard on your
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  Speaker 1: on your Have you seen me run. I've seen you jog,
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  Speaker 1: like if we're having a catch with the football. I've
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  Speaker 1: seen you run. You run, I feel like it's hard
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  Speaker 1: on your knees the way you run.
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  Speaker 6: Now, I'm very good at running.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not saying you're bad. I'm just saying very good.
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  Speaker 6: Long I'm very good a long distance runner. Because you
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  Speaker 6: have the bone structure for it, I can go forever.
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  Speaker 1: You're lanky.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, that was what I was doing in the beginning
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  Speaker 6: of Quarantine. I would just run every day. Yeah, it's awful.
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  Speaker 1: Was it scary?
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  Speaker 6: No, Because it's also like when you're running, when you
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  Speaker 6: stop running one day, it's like, okay, I'm never running.
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  Speaker 6: Like I'm like, well, this is way better than what
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  Speaker 6: I do every other day, So I'm never running again.
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  Speaker 1: Would you listen to music or be with your thoughts
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  Speaker 1: or something.
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  Speaker 6: And I would go like psycho. When I went, I
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  Speaker 6: would run screaming I'm dead serious, screaming, oh yeah, because
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  Speaker 6: this is when I was bigging this is when I
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  Speaker 6: was big into Goggins too. Around mile three, I'd start
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  Speaker 6: just letting out ah. And I remember being at a
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  Speaker 6: stoplight right near my dorm room and I was like
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  Speaker 6: wrapping up my my five K and this dude came
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  Speaker 6: up to me and like pad me on the back,
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  Speaker 6: and he's like, you got this, bro. He probably thought
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  Speaker 6: I was finishing out like a marathon. I ran like
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  Speaker 6: three miles.
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  Speaker 7: And you're just like drenched in sweat, screaming.
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  Speaker 6: And I loved like the intensity. I like, I would
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  Speaker 6: only run when it was like freezing outside and I'd
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  Speaker 6: wear like shorts and a T shirt and like hat
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  Speaker 6: and mittens.
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  Speaker 7: Dude, you might be a psychopath.
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  Speaker 6: I went, I was going, and then I would like
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  Speaker 6: go straight to the gym.
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  Speaker 1: I would go straight to the.
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  Speaker 6: Gym after running, and it would it would like I
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  Speaker 6: would be getting to the gym and it would only
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  Speaker 6: be like seven am.
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  Speaker 7: Really, yeah, you were the first one in there.
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  Speaker 1: What did you think your life was about? To be? Liked?
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  Speaker 1: Were you about to try and be a marine or
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  Speaker 1: something like, Oh dude, did you think that you're about
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  Speaker 1: to be like a hardcore like? It was a fit
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  Speaker 1: I felt.
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  Speaker 6: I felt fucking amazing.
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  Speaker 1: Did you really?
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, So.
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  Speaker 1: That's how you like.
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  Speaker 6: The whole working out in the morning thing is fun
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  Speaker 6: until it's like ten p it's like ten am and
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  Speaker 6: you're like you can't even keep your eyes open cause you.
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  Speaker 1: Just have dumped out the click, you just have emptied
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  Speaker 1: it all.
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  Speaker 6: I would be like burning like two thousand calories before
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  Speaker 6: eight am.
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  Speaker 1: I have to work out in the morning, though, I
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  Speaker 1: feel like working out in the If you work out
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  Speaker 1: at night like you are, you're always working out at
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  Speaker 1: like six o'clock. It's like, I feel like that's just
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  Speaker 1: gonna make you a wake for the next uh, Like
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  Speaker 1: that'll make you a wake later into your day.
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  Speaker 6: No, I would work out in the morning, but we
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  Speaker 6: don't have a gym close enough to our apartment, So
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  Speaker 6: if I wanted to work out, you got to get
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  Speaker 6: to go all the way down to the office, then
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  Speaker 6: go back home, and then.
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  Speaker 1: Go all the way back, which is no gym's Michigan.
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  Speaker 6: Like, it's not like much of that's that's not like
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  Speaker 6: a huge commitment, but that's what I would have to do.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the uh, it's it's tough, uh, or just doing
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  Speaker 1: anything later in the day, I feel like it's bad.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, obviously they say looking at your phone later
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  Speaker 1: in the day is terrible for you, But I don't
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  Speaker 1: know a single soul who doesn't look at their phone
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  Speaker 1: right before they go to bed.
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  Speaker 6: Dude, I I uh. I'm like I finally had the
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  Speaker 6: realization like I thought I was having that. I thought
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  Speaker 6: I was like getting like insomnia and stuff and I
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  Speaker 6: would like only sleep with melatonin. And then I realized,
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  Speaker 6: I'm like, if I just put my phone down for
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  Speaker 6: like ten minutes, I fall asleep.
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  Speaker 1: But that shit sounds sweet. But dude, you're like, nobody
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  Speaker 1: does it. Oh, I'm so addicted to my phone. I know.
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  Speaker 6: I'll be like I'll be like trying to sleep for
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  Speaker 6: like two minutes and then I'll roll over and just
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  Speaker 6: like open it up and go on like Instagram reels
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  Speaker 6: and just be swiping on that.
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: And just see the dumbest shit on Instagram so bad.
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: Mine's all fucking half alligator, like fake alligator videos. It's
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: tons of fucking like I haven't seen any of that.
• 13:28
  Speaker 1: My share is all fake alligators. It's just like people
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: like it's two videos swapped together and there's like a
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: pit of alligators that are like snapping at someone who's
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: going across like a rope bridge. But like, oh my god,
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: we know, I know exactly, and yeah, and then it's fake.
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: It's so and it's so poorly edited. Yes, I know exactly,
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: and it comes up like every time wait, like.
• 13:47
  Speaker 6: The it's like one background of like this background of
• 13:51
  Speaker 6: like alligators in the water, and they'll just like put
• 13:53
  Speaker 6: it over. It'll be like us sitting here right and
• 13:55
  Speaker 6: they'd be like alligators right here, swing around and it's
• 13:58
  Speaker 6: so poorly edited and they all have like ten million
• 14:01
  Speaker 6: likes and.
• 14:01
  Speaker 7: People are like, yeah, terrified, Like it's so weird.
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: It doesn't make any sense to me that that's why,
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: Like I guess people just want to see someone get
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: almost eaten by an alligator.
• 14:11
  Speaker 6: I don't know what the hell is going on with
• 14:12
  Speaker 6: like Instagram, Like Instagram reels is bad.
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's garbage.
• 14:15
  Speaker 6: It's really bad.
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: But is that like your way of being like I'm
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: not on TikTok.
• 14:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean I don't go I deleted TikTok again.
• 14:22
  Speaker 6: I haven't been on it in like a week, but
• 14:23
  Speaker 6: he's mode. I don't know.
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: I was watching UH on the plane ride back. I
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: was watching the woman in front of me swiping UH
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: swiping on TikTok, just like watching over her shoulder. Yeah,
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: super creepy thing for me to do.
• 14:37
  Speaker 6: But no, I do all the time. I almost looking at.
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: What people are doing on their on their phones. Yeah.
• 14:40
  Speaker 6: I like when I sit in the aisle and I
• 14:42
  Speaker 6: can look at a bunch of people, look at like
• 14:44
  Speaker 6: what they're watching TVs? Do you have TV? No TV,
• 14:47
  Speaker 6: there's no there's no TVs on planes anymore.
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: But they took the TVs off the plane.
• 14:51
  Speaker 6: What the hell is that?
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 14:52
  Speaker 6: And even when we go on like long flights, I'm like, okay,
• 14:55
  Speaker 6: well at least they'll be TVs. And when there's like,
• 14:57
  Speaker 6: oh my god, it pisses me off so much.
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: And they're like, just watch it on your phone screen.
• 15:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't want to watch it on my phone,
• 15:03
  Speaker 6: no fucking way. Like watching a movie on the plane
• 15:05
  Speaker 6: is like one of the best places to watch a.
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: Movie, yes, because it's the only time that you're not
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: distracted at all other than yeah, you're just locked in
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: with it fucking right in your fucking faith, dude. So,
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: I mean the last one breakfast at Tiffany's was incredible,
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: watching all you gotta watch Practice.
• 15:20
  Speaker 6: I watched Moneyball last night for the first time.
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: It's incredible, right, it was a good ass movie.
• 15:26
  Speaker 7: Well, you're about to fucking if I.
• 15:27
  Speaker 6: Got an offer to be a general manager at a
• 15:30
  Speaker 6: at a baseball team right now, I would take it.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: But you look like Brad pitt Kanaw. Do you get
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: that a lot? Dude? He was a fucking genius in that.
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: Did it make you a baseball fan? I mean somehow
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: actually still didn't even make Baseball look appealing.
• 15:42
  Speaker 6: The best movie ever for me, But the fact that
• 15:44
  Speaker 6: they lost, that they didn't win the World Series sucked.
• 15:47
  Speaker 6: I mean, obviously, I know it's like a true story,
• 15:48
  Speaker 6: so it's like, can't do anything about that.
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's like if you're trying to make him
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: seem like the biggest genius of all time, yeah.
• 15:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, any movie, any sports movie. After watching it,
• 15:58
  Speaker 6: you'll be like, all right, I'm getting like I'm gonna
• 16:00
  Speaker 6: start playing baseball like I used to watch, Like, you know,
• 16:03
  Speaker 6: Miracle yes, like hockey movie. Yeah, that movie I would
• 16:06
  Speaker 6: watch and I'd go like, you go skate, and I'd
• 16:09
  Speaker 6: go out thinking, I'm like, I'm gonna go to the
• 16:11
  Speaker 6: Olympics again, or.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: Like what are they saying when they're like baking them again?
• 16:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah, like all sports, like most sports movies are like
• 16:17
  Speaker 6: good as fuck.
• 16:18
  Speaker 7: You're about to go fuck around and trade Giambi.
• 16:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, get rid of Jiamby.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: You think Jiommy deserves to get traded? Yeah?
• 16:25
  Speaker 6: Fuck that guy.
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: What He's a fucking piece of shit dancing in the clubhouse,
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: fucking floss in with the fucking towel between his legs. Whatever.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: Shenanigan's You and.
• 16:34
  Speaker 6: Chris Pratt looked like he was fucking sixteen in that movie.
• 16:37
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, Like I forgot that Pratt was in that.
• 16:39
  Speaker 6: Most thirty one in it, but he looks so young.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: He uh, he was like the original dad boy god
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: Chris Pratt. Yeah, he like ushered in the era of
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: Dad Bob.
• 16:49
  Speaker 6: He doesn't have a dad, but dude, he's literally like
• 16:50
  Speaker 6: a child in that movie.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's weird. He was, Uh do you see he
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: got in trouble this past week for being like thank
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: you to my new wife for giving me this healthy Yeah,
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: and everyone's like, fuck you hate Chris Pratt. Why do they?
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 17:05
  Speaker 6: Apparently he like goes to church.
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: Oh fucking what, I didn't know he's a scumbag.
• 17:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he goes to church where like apparently they don't
• 17:13
  Speaker 6: like gay people. But it's like, oh, spoiler, that's every
• 17:18
  Speaker 6: single church.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's all religious. I got bad news for you. Yeah,
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: there's a gay love in church.
• 17:26
  Speaker 6: I don't know why they hate him. I'm sure we'll
• 17:28
  Speaker 6: probably get people dming us being like, well, you know,
• 17:30
  Speaker 6: Brad Pitt or Chris Prets actually a piece of shit,
• 17:33
  Speaker 6: But like, I don't know, and I actually like every
• 17:36
  Speaker 6: time he's in a movie, I'm like, he's kind of.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: Funny and also, yeah, he is funny.
• 17:40
  Speaker 6: And funnyest fucking parts in rack and he's done.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's had an incredible career arc of being like
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: the like kind of like chubby, like lovable guy yeah,
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: to being like an actual in superhero movie. He's like,
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: shouldn't we.
• 17:51
  Speaker 6: Root for Trump supporter or something? I don't know.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fucking wild, bro.
• 17:55
  Speaker 6: The Libs don't need Chris Pratt, will take him.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: We'll trade we'll make a trade trade with the lids.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: You guys, keep done him and we'll get fucking Pratt.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: But uh, he had And I also saw him getting
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: like fried for the Instagram post and then like I
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: saw a screenshot of it and it was like two
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: point five million likes on it, like people fucking loved it. Yes,
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: And then but I didn't.
• 18:19
  Speaker 6: I read it and I was like, oh, it's a
• 18:20
  Speaker 6: little weird kind of but like no normal person would
• 18:24
  Speaker 6: read that and be like, Oh, this guy's a sick
• 18:26
  Speaker 6: piece of shit.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: He's subbing his son.
• 18:28
  Speaker 6: Like they're like, you're you're dissecting the words in that
• 18:31
  Speaker 6: post and like looking like they were like, oh, so
• 18:34
  Speaker 6: he thinks his wife is just is just giving him
• 18:37
  Speaker 6: a baby, that's all she's good for. It's like clearly
• 18:40
  Speaker 6: the whole like the whole thing had like a very
• 18:42
  Speaker 6: like joke tone to it.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: And yeah, like he's like celebrating a big moment, and
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: he made.
• 18:48
  Speaker 6: A joke about uh like her eat it, chewing loud.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: His wife.
• 18:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah, And people were like, oh my god, if Chris
• 18:55
  Speaker 6: Pratt told me I chewed loud, I would fucking kill him.
• 18:58
  Speaker 6: I would fucking rip his head off.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: I saw that. I mean, did you see that story
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: about Robert Pattinson saying that he he had like a
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: stalker and.
• 19:08
  Speaker 6: I saw that everyone, Like I saw him trending today
• 19:11
  Speaker 6: though he.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: Had a stalker, and like she was outside of his
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: house every day. And then he was like fuck it,
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: like I'm depressed. I'm just gonna take this bitch on
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: a date. And he took her on a date and
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: he just like sucks so bad on the date that
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: she stopped, she stopped stalking him altogether.
• 19:25
  Speaker 7: So she was just terrible on the date.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: And uh, I mean, it's it's kind of genius, like
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: just chewing loud and fucking just making people hate you.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: I mean people, it's it's is he is he playing Batman?
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: I think he might be.
• 19:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I saw something about him playing Batman and like
• 19:40
  Speaker 6: he's like refusing to gain weight for it.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: So we we're gonna have a skinny ass skinny Batman,
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: a baggy Batman suit like a four year old.
• 19:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think he's gonna suck beating the ship out
• 19:51
  Speaker 6: of like massive henchmen and he's just like skinny, Like
• 19:55
  Speaker 6: I don't think there's gonna have a women's centers player
• 19:57
  Speaker 6: Man that's gonna that's gonna.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: Be better than Affleck. I agree. Bro.
• 20:03
  Speaker 6: Oh now bro, Christian Bale?
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: What Bro? Yeah? Affleck was a goat Batman.
• 20:08
  Speaker 6: No, Christian Bale is the best Batman. That's the little
• 20:11
  Speaker 6: ever will be.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: No, that's that's a fact as well. Christian Bale is
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: just legendary status. We have to tip the cat Bail.
• 20:17
  Speaker 6: I will admit I think is there a trailer out
• 20:19
  Speaker 6: for the Batman movie yet?
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 20:21
  Speaker 6: I think I saw. I think it looked actually looked
• 20:23
  Speaker 6: really good.
• 20:23
  Speaker 7: Because he'll be dark at least Pattinson will be dark, and.
• 20:27
  Speaker 6: It's gonna be more of like a jokery Batman. What
• 20:29
  Speaker 6: does that mean, Like he's sick and twisted?
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Oh really, it's on some shit like that.
• 20:34
  Speaker 6: So a vampire.
• 20:37
  Speaker 7: Vampire Batman. Yeah, I mean it makes sense.
• 20:39
  Speaker 6: It does make a lot of sense.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: The fucking bats vampire bats think about that.
• 20:43
  Speaker 6: It makes perfect sense.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: Yo.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: I didn't think about that either in the episode. Right here,
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: this ship is fucking crazy. Sorry to the rest of
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: our sponsors, but we just came to that big realization
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: that fucking Pattinson is always on some batshit.
• 20:57
  Speaker 7: He's a backy boy.
• 21:00
  Speaker 6: Let's hop into beare bottom. We got a lot of
• 21:01
  Speaker 6: ads on this episode today because it's like I said,
• 21:04
  Speaker 6: it hasn't been a perfect week over at the stool
• 21:06
  Speaker 6: and they need son of a boy had to pick
• 21:08
  Speaker 6: up the sly.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: They said. Erica called us in and said, boys, we're
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: gonna need you to take this shit to the fucking
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: moon yourselves.
• 21:19
  Speaker 7: I need you to take over the rocket ship and
• 21:21
  Speaker 7: drive it yourself.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: Boys, I'm not going back to college to be your friend.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: I'm going so I can get Uber one for students.
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• 21:42
  Speaker 2: you think college is for.
• 21:44
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• 21:46
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• 21:54
  Speaker 1: It feels fantastic.
• 21:55
  Speaker 6: Bro, how was your weekend in?
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: Uh? It was in Charleston, South Carolina Airline and Bro,
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: I'm straight as fuck that town is cute. Bro, it's
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: so cute, and I'm straight. I'm a heterosexual. Uh, my
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: wife has some friends down there. Your girlfriend, yeah, my
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: long term girlfriend.
• 22:16
  Speaker 6: Did you were any of the mics there?
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: Dude? No MIC's made the trip, damn. Unfortunately, sounds like
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: a bust. Yeah, dude, it's tough to not have any
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: mics down there. Do you always need a couple of
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: mics around?
• 22:27
  Speaker 6: Keep a couple around all the time.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just keep a couple of mics in your back pocket.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: We might have to do a mic power ranking from you.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: At some point.
• 22:33
  Speaker 6: We should do a mic episode and just have all
• 22:35
  Speaker 6: the mics on. Do you want to Yeah, that'd be all.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: You could travel somewhere and get all the mics on,
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: differentiate the mics.
• 22:42
  Speaker 6: Let's do any of them live in Europe?
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: One of them used to live in Uh, Argentina. We
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: could have gone down to art So and Org. What's
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: wrong with Argentina? Why is that not gonna work?
• 22:52
  Speaker 6: Argentina?
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: Bro?
• 22:53
  Speaker 6: What?
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: Bro?
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: Well, let me put you on some game about Argentina.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: We should say the fattest steaks out.
• 22:59
  Speaker 6: You should say that we need to see a Europe
• 23:00
  Speaker 6: to see them all.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: You just want to go. But why don't you want
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: to go to Argentina? That would be cool too.
• 23:04
  Speaker 6: I want to go to Uh. I don't know where
• 23:06
  Speaker 6: I want. I want to go to Italy.
• 23:08
  Speaker 7: I love that A nice uh, like the Vatican or some.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: Shit like that. Nah, Nah, what bro?
• 23:13
  Speaker 6: I want to go to Florence and Rome?
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Why do you want to go to Florence? Ben?
• 23:21
  Speaker 6: I loved it. I think we should move the podcast out.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: There would no taxes out there? Is that true? I
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: have not all evades in fucking taxes. Yeah, just like
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: Jake Paul did go into Cuba or whatever, he.
• 23:33
  Speaker 6: Went to Puerto Rico perto Rican and it was Logan
• 23:35
  Speaker 6: his brother.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: Okay, fuck man, God can''re fast fucking idiot right now?
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: But h did he actually do that?
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: Like?
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: I don't think so.
• 23:43
  Speaker 7: I feel like he said that and everyone.
• 23:45
  Speaker 6: I think he might have like moved there for a
• 23:47
  Speaker 6: week and like made that his like primary residence or something,
• 23:50
  Speaker 6: and then he was just like nah, I feel like
• 23:51
  Speaker 6: that he's going to get fucked from that somehow.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: It's yeah, because he just told everyone he was a
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: Vadan taxis. Yeah, you can't just tell people that you
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: But I want to go to Italy too. I'm going
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: to go to Italy this coming summer for my dad's birthday.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: We're gonna go on a trip. You want to just
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: come on that.
• 24:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're like family at this point.
• 24:10
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, Bro, you met Bro, You've met him. Your
• 24:12
  Speaker 7: fucking road dogs with his house.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: You peed all over his hallway. But if that was
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: like your calling card, you're like a fucking animal that
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: needs to mark his territory by just pissing in the
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: hallway every time like a dog. My dad respected the
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: hell out of it. But yeah, dude, let's go to
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Let's go to Sicily or some shit. Bro, Let's go
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: to the Almafi coast. Yeah, what's u Venice?
• 24:34
  Speaker 6: Bro Venice.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: Let's ride a fucking gondola. Bro, Let's sing a fucking
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: song on a river and some romantic shit. Bro. Let's
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: have some preshoot. It would be great for the pod,
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: it would. Yeah.
• 24:46
  Speaker 6: We just took up an Italian.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: An Italian adventure.
• 24:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah, dude, went over the Italians too, do some live
• 24:51
  Speaker 6: shows and yeah, fucking Italy Talk with our hands a
• 24:54
  Speaker 6: little bit completely silent podcast.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: We just talked with our hands in front of the Italians.
• 25:00
  Speaker 6: Leonardo DiCaprio video where he's talking with his hands.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: Well in Bezos. Yeah, It's like, yeah, I feel like he, uh,
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: what was that an extended cut? I don't know, but
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: I feel like he did not even want to be
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: in that conversation, not at all. It's probably like I
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: feel for Bro because he gets so much pussy thrown
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: at him.
• 25:20
  Speaker 6: I don't think that the girl was really like, I
• 25:21
  Speaker 6: don't think there's anything crazy. Everyone's like, Bro, Bezos is
• 25:25
  Speaker 6: this just proves that having being rich does not even
• 25:28
  Speaker 6: get you bitches.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: You don't think that this is proof.
• 25:31
  Speaker 6: It's like, well, first of all, when you have the
• 25:33
  Speaker 6: level of money that Leonardo DiCaprio has and Jeff Blake,
• 25:36
  Speaker 6: when you're that rich, doesn't really matter how much more
• 25:38
  Speaker 6: rich you are, right, Like, he's already rich as fuck.
• 25:41
  Speaker 7: DiCaprio's getting all this shit anyway.
• 25:43
  Speaker 6: If they're Mayri, if he married Jeff Bezos girlfriend, her
• 25:46
  Speaker 6: life is going to be no different than it would
• 25:47
  Speaker 6: be if she was married to Jeff Bezos.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: That's facts. But I do think that she was thrown
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: it at DiCaprio. You do good body language, Bro.
• 25:54
  Speaker 6: I'm just trying to have my boys back.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: I know you're trying to have your boy Bezos back. Yeah,
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: but I'm trying to have my boy to Cat's back.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Well him brod fucking poke his eye out with her nipple, dude,
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: No one needs, no one needs to have DiCaprio's back.
• 26:09
  Speaker 6: He's the goat Bro.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: But people don't know the struggle that Bro goes through
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: because people are always like I would love to be Bro,
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: like I'd love to be in Bro's shoes, like I'd
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: love to live life as Bro. But they don't know that,
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: Like when you have Jeff Bezos throwing his fucking his
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: wife's pussy at you, like Bezos probably has shooters in
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: the building, Like that's a headache.
• 26:30
  Speaker 6: That that bro owns the building.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he definitely owns the building. And he could have
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: DiCaprio taken care of like that now, And that's why
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: it's not sweet.
• 26:39
  Speaker 6: To be bro, Like you can't have Leonardo DiCaprio taken
• 26:42
  Speaker 6: care of you.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Probably make it look like an accident, make.
• 26:46
  Speaker 6: It real sad, not if that tweet he fired off,
• 26:49
  Speaker 6: Oh he was gonna kill him he did.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a bold move. Yeah, he kind of
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: telegraphs I don't even think.
• 26:55
  Speaker 6: Being the richest person alive. You're I don't think you'll
• 26:57
  Speaker 6: loot to be thrown around jokes like.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: That, threatening to kill people. Yeah, yeah, because he actually
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: is actually will do that. He actually has definitely killed
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: people before. I saw him out at brunch one time
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: in Miami. Really, bezos, is he looking? He was looking
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: kind of jacked in that picture. You think he's on steroid?
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: He is on what? Yeah he has he has a
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: buffet of human growth hormone. Yeah. Yeah, he just fucking
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: goes to town. It sounds incredible. He's very vascular. He's
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: a vascular man. I also saw our our other bro,
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: Musk was in the news because I think that, like
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: over the last year, he went from like thirty billion
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: dollars in net Worth to like three hundred and sixty
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: billion dollars in networth.
• 27:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah he's loaded. Yeah, he's rich as fuck.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: He's rich as fuck.
• 27:38
  Speaker 6: Bro.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: I can't wait too fucking get as rich as him. Bro.
• 27:41
  Speaker 6: Oh dude, once this pot, once Spotify buys the pod.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: I can't wait to fucking But it's I mean, we're
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: not settling for any fucking bullshit Cooper deal. The fuck.
• 27:48
  Speaker 6: He just wants one dollars more than she got this.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: That's fine or whatever she her next deal is going
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: to be. We just want a little bit more than that.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: Whatever she's getting, just put a little cherry on top.
• 27:57
  Speaker 6: You think she's gonna do another deal? You think she's
• 27:59
  Speaker 6: going to retire?
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: Retire?
• 28:01
  Speaker 6: Why would she keep working?
• 28:04
  Speaker 9: Bro?
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: She's the fucking goat? What do you mean?
• 28:07
  Speaker 7: Why would she Why does Lebron keep playing basketball?
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: True?
• 28:10
  Speaker 6: That is true.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: Do you think that she just has to go on?
• 28:13
  Speaker 5: Uh?
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: You know when MGK was like, uh, like I need
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: to go through ship to keep right? Yeah? Do you
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: think she's like that and she's just like fucking She's like,
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: it's for the pod, Like I need to find for
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: the pod. Makes sense. I need to keep on fucking
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: for the pod.
• 28:30
  Speaker 6: Do you think that when people sign over to Spotify
• 28:32
  Speaker 6: it like kind of like uh.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: Takes their edge? Bro?
• 28:37
  Speaker 6: Do you think they lose a lot of listeners or now?
• 28:40
  Speaker 6: Uh uh maybe like a couple of thousand.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know, because I think the gamelesseners, I would
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: imagine they gained a funck ton really call her Daddy's
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: like the fifth thing on like Spotify explore page.
• 28:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's true. He also gave her a billboard, which
• 28:54
  Speaker 6: I don't really understand that at all.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what else did I? Oh?
• 28:57
  Speaker 6: She was what's the Who's Who's looking at a billboard?
• 29:00
  Speaker 6: A podcast ambientley. Yeah, I'm gonna listen to that, to.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: Fucking listen to how you got me?
• 29:04
  Speaker 7: That picture looks like it would go great with some audio.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah. She was on the Drew Barrymore Show.
• 29:09
  Speaker 6: Really. She was on Tucker Carlson yesterday A c was yeah,
• 29:17
  Speaker 6: no way, Yeah, she was talking about like, well, Tucker
• 29:19
  Speaker 6: was talking to her about like how dick sucking is
• 29:22
  Speaker 6: destroying the minds.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: Of the youth, and was she arguing with it or
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: she was she was she knocked him off.
• 29:29
  Speaker 6: On on Tucker Carlson.
• 29:31
  Speaker 5: No way.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to prove right now, yeah, that you
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: can't room that you will ruin my mind.
• 29:37
  Speaker 6: Alex Cooper from Barstool Sports. Spotify deal sixty million dollars
• 29:42
  Speaker 6: three years. Alex, She's gonna suck me bone dry to
• 29:49
  Speaker 6: prove that she is going to suck the funk out
• 29:51
  Speaker 6: of my dick, to prove that.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: The minds of the youth are being corroded by the
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: cluck cluck nine thousand. Alex explain the GLO. Well, I
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: sucked the soul out of guys. Of course I destroy
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: their minds. It's called giving brain. But she was saying
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: that like, uh, she was like, I'm never gonna photoshop
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: a picture. Like my fans call me out photoshopping a picture,
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: and I promise that I'm gonna be okay with the
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: body that I have, and.
• 30:26
  Speaker 6: She photoshopped, right.
• 30:28
  Speaker 7: I mean, I don't know if she photoshopped.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: No, no, she got caught photoshop after that, or like
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: I think she.
• 30:32
  Speaker 7: Was like, from this moment forward, I'm never going to
• 30:34
  Speaker 7: photoshop again.
• 30:35
  Speaker 6: Did she say she's never gonna photoshop again, or was
• 30:37
  Speaker 6: she like, I'm going to be honest with you as
• 30:39
  Speaker 6: I did photoshop. I think it was like someone coming
• 30:41
  Speaker 6: out and saying they do use steroids.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: I feel like people are. I think I don't mind
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: if people photoshop their pictures. I truly don't care at all,
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: But I think it's fucked up to say that. If
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: you're actually getting like plastic surgery, you're gonna be like,
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: I'm never gonna photoshop again. I will have a doctor
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: completely change, but I will not use any applications to
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: make myself look different. I don't care about either of
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: those things, but it's like you can't. You can't have
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: one and not and like make fun of the other.
• 31:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm just I don't know. I don't think we
• 31:07
  Speaker 6: really picked the career path where we're going to be
• 31:08
  Speaker 6: photoshopping ourselves.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: Thank god, what if the bros had the fucking photoshop themselves,
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: that ship wouldn't be right. Just photoshopping prints of photoshop.
• 31:16
  Speaker 6: My arms sometimes like and not posted just to see
• 31:19
  Speaker 6: what it would look like if I was more shacked.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: Good all the time? Why didn't you post it? Sounds funny?
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: I have no reason. I don't do it for humor.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: I do it to be dead serious. I want to
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: know what the picture of what I think. I sent
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: this to you guys didn't know. I don't know, but
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: I hope that you would at least also photoshop your
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: lats to make it proportionate, because if you're gonna be
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: that was that's the is that the unreleased is that
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: unrelease we posted?
• 31:49
  Speaker 6: That was our worst episode we've ever done by far,
• 31:52
  Speaker 6: because of the sound quality. The sound quality and who
• 31:54
  Speaker 6: we just like didn't talk about anything, and I had
• 31:57
  Speaker 6: woke I woke up like five minutes.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: Beforehand, which when we were at uh on.
• 32:02
  Speaker 7: The Road, we were at Georgia saw oh oh milk.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 32:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that episode struggled. I thought it was the end
• 32:09
  Speaker 6: of it.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: It was the funniest episode of all time at the time.
• 32:13
  Speaker 6: Sure, every every episode is the funniest episode. And I
• 32:15
  Speaker 6: mean it's literally, dude. And now it's Monday, November ninth.
• 32:19
  Speaker 6: It's two am, and we're going strong. We're going until
• 32:24
  Speaker 6: the goddamn sun comes up.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: You don't fuck, bro, And we do this for the fans.
• 32:29
  Speaker 6: We do this so one day we'll have the billboard
• 32:31
  Speaker 6: in Times Square.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: Yes, people will be looking at our un photoshop face.
• 32:35
  Speaker 6: And we would never photoshop.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: That's the thing. We would never.
• 32:38
  Speaker 6: We would never photoshop.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: People would be like, they're ugly enough to be funny.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: Oh they've gone through enough. Oh yeah, but I don't
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: know if Bro, you had the fans going nuts, hopping,
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: fucking in Beantown.
• 32:49
  Speaker 6: Bro, Oh yeah, we forgot we two did we did.
• 32:50
  Speaker 6: We haven't talked about that at all. We had our
• 32:52
  Speaker 6: live shows out in Boston. Those were goods. Everybody came out. Yeah,
• 32:55
  Speaker 6: it was nuts. Fifteen people died.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: And you kept podcast. Oh, we just kept going That's
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: why it's like you're almost implicit, like the fact that
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: you podcasted through it. It's like people are all talking
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: about Aaron Rodgers in the vaccine. They should be talking.
• 33:11
  Speaker 6: About how talking about the boy Dad show, about how
• 33:14
  Speaker 6: the boy As show. We were saying, if we do
• 33:17
  Speaker 6: more of those shows, we just need to come up
• 33:18
  Speaker 6: with one name, like a name for the show boy Aus,
• 33:23
  Speaker 6: Bannis bus Banus.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Banis would work. Bonis or I let boy anus
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: like a son of an anis is but like boy
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: anus like implies a man's butthole tho.
• 33:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah, true, a boyis would work, but I don't want
• 33:37
  Speaker 6: to do banis.
• 33:38
  Speaker 7: Son of an Anis sounds like a poorly translated Spanish curse.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: Word or some shit.
• 33:42
  Speaker 6: Boyus would be funny.
• 33:44
  Speaker 7: What was your takeaway from the show?
• 33:46
  Speaker 6: Oh, they were fun I mean I totally lost my
• 33:48
  Speaker 6: voice after, which sucked a lot.
• 33:49
  Speaker 7: Why was it because you were just telling jokes so hard?
• 33:52
  Speaker 6: No, so I was already sick and then I just
• 33:54
  Speaker 6: like went out up on stage and talked for like
• 33:56
  Speaker 6: three hours and I lost my voice.
• 33:58
  Speaker 7: Bro, that's like a that's kind of a girl move,
• 34:00
  Speaker 7: kind of a chick moving.
• 34:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I choice so much shit and nothing helps. I
• 34:04
  Speaker 6: was drinking honey. It was just chucking honey right under
• 34:08
  Speaker 6: the thing, just eating honeycoat. And I was drinking just
• 34:11
  Speaker 6: straight lemon. I put a bunch of lemons in my
• 34:13
  Speaker 6: water and I was just drinking it all day and
• 34:14
  Speaker 6: nothing helped.
• 34:15
  Speaker 7: Did you rest up? Did you rest the cords? I
• 34:17
  Speaker 7: did rest, and I the only thing you could do.
• 34:20
  Speaker 6: All better now I think. I think by tomorrow I'll
• 34:22
  Speaker 6: be good. It'll be like one hundred percent. But I'm
• 34:24
  Speaker 6: still waking up with a sore throat, which is annoying.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: That shit is whack. I woke up with a sore
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: throat on fucking Saturday and I cursed your name.
• 34:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, I told you I was sick last week,
• 34:33
  Speaker 6: and then you were like, I don't give.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: A fuck, And I didn't give a fuck. I didn't
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: give a fuck. I cared that much about fucking cranking
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: out this podcast. I want people to hear our voices.
• 34:42
  Speaker 6: It's amazing that we found, but we find an hour
• 34:44
  Speaker 6: a week with all the fucking grinding, oh dude, of
• 34:46
  Speaker 6: all the shit that we do and we go through
• 34:48
  Speaker 6: at Tony Hawk pro Skater Life, Bro, what do you
• 34:50
  Speaker 6: think about my notebook. I was about to ask you
• 34:53
  Speaker 6: about that. I'm just carrying it around.
• 34:54
  Speaker 5: Now.
• 34:54
  Speaker 7: You look like an intellectual.
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 34:56
  Speaker 6: That's the whole point of it.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: You look like Bukowski.
• 34:58
  Speaker 6: That's the whole point.
• 34:59
  Speaker 7: You look like the probably like writing the next great
• 35:01
  Speaker 7: American novel.
• 35:02
  Speaker 6: Today. I was sitting on my desk, just writing away,
• 35:04
  Speaker 6: and everyone was looking at me and they were like, yo, dude,
• 35:06
  Speaker 6: what the fun is he writing? Writing a novel?
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: Bro crack it open.
• 35:11
  Speaker 6: It's actually I'm writing a suicide note sixty pages long.
• 35:15
  Speaker 7: I reading all that I'm happy for you or sorry
• 35:18
  Speaker 7: that I have.
• 35:19
  Speaker 6: Now there's definitely some heaters in here. Yeah, yeah, this
• 35:22
  Speaker 6: one just says, uh, Pete Davidson doesn't have a big dick.
• 35:26
  Speaker 6: Ariana Grande has a small pussy.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: Everybody else is disappointed. Kim Kardashian with her fucking grand
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: Canyon pussy fucking expected it to be filled up by Davidson.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: But it turns out that there.
• 35:40
  Speaker 6: Was one more than I had that I wanted to share,
• 35:42
  Speaker 6: or what.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: Every other Ariana Grande boyfriend had, like just a micro penis,
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: like she was just probably did.
• 35:49
  Speaker 6: She was just talking about Mac didn't have that I
• 35:52
  Speaker 6: forgot Mac had a fucking doll.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like the fact that she talked
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: so glowingly of Pete Davison's dick was a so at
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: Mac Miller's penis. She never fucking said a word about it.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: It could have been it's I mean, it's not right. Honestly,
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: she should be canceled for that.
• 36:08
  Speaker 6: Well she did get canceled, but you should have got
• 36:10
  Speaker 6: but and then she came back even stronger exactly.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: That's why she's a fucking girl boss.
• 36:15
  Speaker 6: But you need to where the hell is this joke
• 36:17
  Speaker 6: that I wrote?
• 36:18
  Speaker 7: Where's that good shit?
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: Man?
• 36:20
  Speaker 6: Where's nine to eleven? Wasn't about politics or jihatism. He
• 36:26
  Speaker 6: was about getting back at the woke cancel culture mob.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: Dude, I'm sick of cancel culture.
• 36:34
  Speaker 9: Bro.
• 36:34
  Speaker 6: In this one, I was gonna make a fake headline
• 36:36
  Speaker 6: and it's just say Loaden speaks on nine to eleven
• 36:38
  Speaker 6: attacks the woke cancel culture mob is coming after me.
• 36:44
  Speaker 6: Almost every single joke is about cancel culture or nine
• 36:46
  Speaker 6: to eleven.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: Those are the two things that fucking America knows about, Like,
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: those are the two things that have If you point
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: to the two biggest and worst things that have happened
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: over the last twenty twenty years or so.
• 36:59
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, it's cancel culture in that order. Oh yeah,
• 37:02
  Speaker 6: cancel culture. Cancel culture is easy first. Oh yeah, it's like,
• 37:05
  Speaker 6: cancel cultures up here, and then nine to eleven is
• 37:07
  Speaker 6: just down. What does they say in Moneyball? He's like,
• 37:12
  Speaker 6: these teams are here, and then there's a heaping pile
• 37:14
  Speaker 6: of ship, and then we're down here.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: There's I got it. I cancel culture happened. There was
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: a heat steaming pile of ship, and then the attacks.
• 37:24
  Speaker 6: Are I got to get involved with the MLB somehow.
• 37:27
  Speaker 7: How do you want to get involved? We get we
• 37:28
  Speaker 7: should have the rocket on the next show.
• 37:30
  Speaker 6: No, no, no, I'm trying to go to the actual league.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: Bro. So why not have Caraba Bro he never played
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: in the MLB. Well, his co host, maybe we should
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: have Ortiz. Yeah, yeah, that would work. David Ortiz, the
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: Boston's Boston's Boston artis was from Boston.
• 37:50
  Speaker 6: I looked up. I looked up most famous people. We
• 37:52
  Speaker 6: were on our train and we were trying to come
• 37:54
  Speaker 6: out with a way to open our show, and I
• 37:56
  Speaker 6: looked up famous people from Boston. Number one was Casey
• 37:59
  Speaker 6: Affleck Number two was David Ortiz. I don't think either
• 38:03
  Speaker 6: or no, Casey aff like he is.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: From Boston, Ben's from California. Maybe Ben's from California, but
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: like like he he has like a full like Spanish acts.
• 38:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, are they cousins or are they brothers?
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: At Broskys?
• 38:15
  Speaker 6: So how or do do they just move?
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: I think the parents probably conceives one and yeah, yeah,
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: they conceive one out in California and they're like, it's
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: not gonna work out. We got to get to Boston
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: and harden these boys up.
• 38:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and they did a damn good job.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: They're never gonna be able to write Will Hunting No
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: if they don't fucking do that, if they don't actually
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: brawl out in the streets. It was method. It was
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: all method for.
• 38:35
  Speaker 6: His dumb ass. Didn't have any part in running that movie.
• 38:37
  Speaker 7: He must have had something some part in it. He
• 38:40
  Speaker 7: was at least in it.
• 38:41
  Speaker 6: But he's an industry plant.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: I think the whole family's probably industry plants. They were
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: probably fucking. Was the Weinstein, Yeah he made that movie. Yeah,
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: damn did he fuck everybody that was in his movies?
• 38:55
  Speaker 6: He fucked Matt Damon.
• 38:56
  Speaker 9: I know that.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like he was definitely fucking Matt David.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: Like there's no doubt in my mind with Matt Damon's
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: pretty face, bro, his pretty lips.
• 39:04
  Speaker 6: Big ass head Damon.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 39:06
  Speaker 6: One of my professors in college wrote for US and
• 39:08
  Speaker 6: L and he said, the one thing I remember about
• 39:09
  Speaker 6: Matt Damon was got a huge head. Really yeah, the
• 39:12
  Speaker 6: size of.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: A bowling ball.
• 39:14
  Speaker 6: I uh speaking of which we went bowling this weekend
• 39:17
  Speaker 6: or week.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: We did go bowling this week was very fun, but
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: real quick on Matt Damon. I saw, I uh walked
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: or he was. I was writing for the like a
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: sketch on The James Cordon Show or something like that,
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: and Matt Yeah, and Matt Damon was in the hallway
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: and he like came walking by, and everybody got like
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: real quiet. But I wanted to make it seem like
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: I wasn't phased by Matt Damon, So I started like
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: just talking way loud and just like completely ignored all
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: the time, and just yeah, made it seem like I did,
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: like I wasn't completely starstruck and like kind of like
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: half sub ignored him as he fucking strolled by. He
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: didn't seem like he had a massive dome, well built
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: guy on the shorter side though, big head on there.
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: I didn't think he had that big of a head, bros.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: He said, he said, right now, we're going, he said.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: He said, first here, your professor and me.
• 40:06
  Speaker 6: I also, I wrote down all the ads in this.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: Crack one.
• 40:10
  Speaker 6: Now let me let's do another ad. Let's just do
• 40:13
  Speaker 6: some more ads. Huh, I'll be fun. I love that'll
• 40:16
  Speaker 6: be fun.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: I love advertised. I love our advertise. Are you here
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: all week?
• 40:21
  Speaker 9: Oh?
• 40:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I want to do two episodes this week?
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: Yes, bro cool? All right?
• 40:24
  Speaker 7: Yes, should we have like Nick on or some shit
• 40:27
  Speaker 7: like that, we might be.
• 40:28
  Speaker 6: Able to get Tim Dillon. Fuck Nick, I would say
• 40:33
  Speaker 6: we probably won't.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: All right, Nick's back in. Yeah, Nick is out this week,
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: Nicks out all week? Fuck Nick in a big way.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, I'm down to have another episode.
• 40:46
  Speaker 6: Like so either way we'll do another episode.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the people, dude, a free episode, no ads? Yeah
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: unless advertisers bare bottom they can hit us up direct.
• 40:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and that money's going to us though, yeah they.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: Can, all right, or the better help folks, let's talk
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: about better help. Actually, I might advertise for better help
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: for free, just because they are truly goaded over there.
• 41:06
  Speaker 6: All right, well let's not do that yet. Let's do
• 41:09
  Speaker 6: the ad and then you can advertise for them for
• 41:13
  Speaker 6: better help.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what that's what doing the head is advertising
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: for that shit. Bro fucking think about it.
• 41:19
  Speaker 10: I got golf season is in full swing and getting
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• 41:45
  Speaker 1: So over there, you pick a therapist, you say, oh,
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: I don't I want to talk to you about this.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: This is the things that I want to talk to
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: you about.
• 41:50
  Speaker 6: I don't want to look at you. I'm scared of
• 41:52
  Speaker 6: I don't even want to look at you. Ship off
• 41:55
  Speaker 6: Why were you?
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: But I mean, I'm just still I'm still stuck on
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: the scared of cars. Thanks, I'd never heard of somebody
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: just being no, Like cars are essential and you see
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: those ships every and everywhere. Did you really walk a
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: lot of places? Did you live in a walkable town? No,
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: That's why I was I'm gonna walk Fellas.
• 42:18
  Speaker 6: I was pumped when I moved to the city because
• 42:20
  Speaker 6: I was like, I'm walking everywhere.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: Now. Did you do talk a lot of shit on
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: New York but you don't mention that it's a very
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: walkable city. Oh No, I never walk in New York.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: New York is the worst city to walk in.
• 42:29
  Speaker 6: Why what are you talking? I'm sure it's nice over
• 42:31
  Speaker 6: in Brooklyn.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: It's incredible. In Brooklyn.
• 42:34
  Speaker 6: They got fucking street sweepers and police officers in every corner.
• 42:37
  Speaker 7: The bums are rich. Yeah, everybody's fucking paid out there.
• 42:40
  Speaker 6: Can't we literally can't walk in our in our neighborhood
• 42:43
  Speaker 6: where there's like a sixty percent chance we'll get killed. Really, yeah,
• 42:48
  Speaker 6: two people have died on our street in the last month.
• 42:51
  Speaker 6: That's two weeks.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: I feel like that's good, though, because that means that
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: it's not you. I feel like that it's gonna be
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: us one day. You're dodging a bullet right there. Every
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: time that somebody else dies, I get because it's like, Okay,
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: I'm not fucking it didn't happen to me.
• 43:03
  Speaker 7: This ship is fucking sweet.
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: I didn't have to fucking die. It's incredible. It's bad, man, No,
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: it's not that bad.
• 43:10
  Speaker 6: It's not going well right now?
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: What uh are you about to get back up on
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: that stage? Or what? Why are you talking to Dylan?
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: What's uh is he? Or did he just said he's
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: gonna maybe be in town?
• 43:21
  Speaker 6: Oh he's in town?
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: Bro?
• 43:22
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, oh, he's in town. I asked you if
• 43:23
  Speaker 6: for once come on tonight, but he can. He had
• 43:25
  Speaker 6: to record his podcast. It's like priorities, Bro, I respect that.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: What's the nature of your guy's conversations? Just checking in,
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: checking in on a homie.
• 43:34
  Speaker 6: Level, on a homi level?
• 43:35
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: Or is he just like this, Bro? I know I
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: could tell Bro two p's in a pod.
• 43:40
  Speaker 7: Does he tell you that you got you got to
• 43:41
  Speaker 7: write jokes down in your notebook?
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: No, that's just me doing that because it looks cool
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: to bring a notebook up on stage.
• 43:47
  Speaker 6: It looks sick. No, I'm not going to bring it
• 43:48
  Speaker 6: up on stage. I don't need to do that anymore.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: You always do that. It's all up here. When was
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: the last time you got up a month ago? Did
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: you bring the notebook up?
• 43:57
  Speaker 6: I was supposed to do two sets last week at
• 43:59
  Speaker 6: the Stand night canceled both of them, and now they're
• 44:01
  Speaker 6: probably never going to book me again, and now I'm fucked.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: Now your fucking careers down the drain. Your only chance
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: is making millions on Spotify. I know.
• 44:08
  Speaker 6: I literally was. I was supposed to be a set
• 44:10
  Speaker 6: on Monday night and Friday night, and I was gonna
• 44:13
  Speaker 6: do one Saturday night too. Luckily, I told them I
• 44:15
  Speaker 6: couldn't do the one Saturday because I didn't want to
• 44:16
  Speaker 6: do the whole weekend doing shows. And then I was
• 44:20
  Speaker 6: like I waited until the morning of Friday to be like, oh,
• 44:23
  Speaker 6: maybe I'll have my voice back.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: And I was like, I can't do this. Yeah, you
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: sounded terrible, so awkward. It would have just been bad.
• 44:29
  Speaker 6: I'd be like, it's like, you're really quiet, and then randomly,
• 44:33
  Speaker 6: just like one word comes out really loud to speak.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, dude. I had a problem with my voice
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: cracking while I was in my freshman year of high
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: school and I was in a Spanish class with a
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: bunch of sophomores, and every single time I talked, my
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: voice would crack and they would fucking die laughing.
• 44:50
  Speaker 7: Yeah, honestly, I'm surprised.
• 44:52
  Speaker 6: How come Spanish? Like when I was in Spanish, I
• 44:54
  Speaker 6: was with a bunch of older kids too. I was
• 44:55
  Speaker 6: the youngest kid in the class.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: Or so, why do they do that? And I don't know,
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: did they think that we're just brilliant with language? No,
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: I wasn't like the dumb class. Oh they think we're
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: just idiots with language.
• 45:03
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: That might have been it. It was humiliating.
• 45:06
  Speaker 6: I had, like I had a couple of bad eggs
• 45:07
  Speaker 6: in my class.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: Oh bad boys.
• 45:09
  Speaker 6: It would be getting thrown out into the hallway like
• 45:11
  Speaker 6: every day.
• 45:12
  Speaker 7: Because Spanish class is the prime class to fucking goof
• 45:14
  Speaker 7: off in.
• 45:15
  Speaker 9: Oh yeah, I had two years of Spanish where I
• 45:17
  Speaker 9: was the only male in the class.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: No way, Oh yeah, that's fucking and you're complaining why Yeah,
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: that seems fucking like every guy's dream. It's fucking tough
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: to see someone else living out your dreams like that. Bro.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: There would always be people in my class that like
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: tried to like I mean just everybody had like terrible
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: philia accents trying to speak Spanish and they're like playdo
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: ere albag?
• 45:40
  Speaker 7: Yeah, don't they a style of biblioteca.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: It was just garbage.
• 45:46
  Speaker 6: I I Spanish, like I have like nightmares about stuff.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's making making him on. Bro, it's six
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: in the morning.
• 45:57
  Speaker 6: I haven't slept in two days.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: I can tell you stop stopping the pod and making
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: us start again. You get you get veins around your
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: eyes when you when you don't, I see it. You
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: need some of those strips.
• 46:09
  Speaker 6: Because I was up till four am watching Moneyball last night.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: Why did you start it? At started?
• 46:14
  Speaker 6: We were like sitting in the kitchen and then I
• 46:15
  Speaker 6: went and I was because I was like in my head,
• 46:16
  Speaker 6: I was like, all right, this movie's gonna suck. I
• 46:18
  Speaker 6: was like, I'm just gonna throw this on and fall
• 46:20
  Speaker 6: asleep while I'm watching it. And then like within ten minutes,
• 46:23
  Speaker 6: I was like, holy shit, this is the best movie.
• 46:24
  Speaker 6: Sh is fucking gene Yeah, yeah, fucking pits on And
• 46:27
  Speaker 6: I was like, they're gonna change. I was like, Billy
• 46:29
  Speaker 6: Bean is gonna change the fucking game forever.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: And not just baseball, no, everything, every goddamn so the
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: way that we look at everything, the analytic approach is
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: the way of life.
• 46:40
  Speaker 6: Fucking I was like, fuck, the old school method. We're
• 46:43
  Speaker 6: going analytics.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: Statistics are everything, dude, And honestly, that kind of is you.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: You're a numbies guy, That's basically what it is. Like.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: You're just a different iteration of Billy Bean. You're a
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: Billy Bean for Twitter, it.
• 46:55
  Speaker 6: Was a bomber that Billy being kind of Billy being
• 46:57
  Speaker 6: Billy Bean had his flop errow though pretty early. What
• 46:59
  Speaker 6: do you mean, Well, he went in, he got drafted
• 47:02
  Speaker 6: to the Mets, and then he like sucked ass so
• 47:05
  Speaker 6: they had to sit behind a fucking screen.
• 47:06
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you couldn't relate to that though. No, I can't
• 47:08
  Speaker 7: relate to that.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: Bro.
• 47:09
  Speaker 6: You go to the show. You gotta be ready for
• 47:10
  Speaker 6: the show.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: Story of my fucking life. Bro, this the fucking not
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: a pro.
• 47:15
  Speaker 6: You play like a goddamn pro.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 47:17
  Speaker 7: Bro, that's some fucking bean shit. Why were you watching
• 47:19
  Speaker 7: that at two in the morning?
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: Were you?
• 47:21
  Speaker 9: Uh?
• 47:21
  Speaker 7: Oh that was Sunday night. Were you fucked up?
• 47:24
  Speaker 6: No, we were just hanging out in the kitchen. We
• 47:25
  Speaker 6: actually were watching some of your videos.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: What videos?
• 47:28
  Speaker 6: We watched some of your like man on the Street stuff.
• 47:30
  Speaker 6: We watched the politics one oh yeah, like Trump inauguration
• 47:34
  Speaker 6: that was a fun video. Yeah, we were laughing hard.
• 47:36
  Speaker 6: We watched some old big cat Man on the Street
• 47:38
  Speaker 6: stuff too, which was funny.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: He's hilarious at that too. It's a fun uh, it's
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: like a fun thing to do. Yeah, just get out
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: in the world. That was like my first week at barstool. Actually,
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: that was probably like five years ago. Yesterday, Bro Wild Bro.
• 47:51
  Speaker 6: Five year anniversary and you didn't even selly.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: We gotta go out for Bro.
• 47:58
  Speaker 6: The breakfast places are probably almost open. It's like seven am.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: Should we go get a fucking celebratory Let's pop bottles
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: and get Omelet go to.
• 48:04
  Speaker 6: Some bloody Mary's. Yeah, seven am. Oh shit, oh fuck,
• 48:12
  Speaker 6: POD's gonna be late.
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: If you're hearing this exactly at seven, you have found
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: a hole in the space time continuum. No, it's good,
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: it's love. Have you Uh we're live right now, reporting
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: live from a stupid ass, fucking undecorated room.
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: Have you been going out to bars since your all
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: of your IDs have been stripped of you.
• 48:32
  Speaker 6: Here and there?
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, just in New York.
• 48:35
  Speaker 6: I'll usually just flash the guy of Benjamin and then.
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: You'll just show him a Benjamin. I won't even give
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: him money. I'll be like I had.
• 48:42
  Speaker 6: Benjamin, want to be spending tonight. You're gonna want to
• 48:45
  Speaker 6: let me through those.
• 48:46
  Speaker 7: You're gonna not let a bunch of big, big money spender.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: You're whale come in. You're door just already ship faced
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: at the fucking door. Dude. We got it, We got it.
• 48:54
  Speaker 7: I mean, fuck selly for my five years here. We
• 48:57
  Speaker 7: gotta do a celly on.
• 48:59
  Speaker 6: April fifth, Oh yeah, twenty first.
• 49:01
  Speaker 7: I know, are you thinking about that one? We gotta
• 49:04
  Speaker 7: go bowling for it.
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: No, what day of the week is it? Yeah, you
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: gotta figure that shit out. We'll go out to the
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: fucking lane, bro, smoke some cigs inside.
• 49:13
  Speaker 6: I'll probably just stay at home watch Moneyball. It's all
• 49:17
  Speaker 6: I want to do. It's on a Tuesday.
• 49:19
  Speaker 7: Oh fuck that sucks. Yeah, don't celebrate that, bro.
• 49:22
  Speaker 6: We literally have the pod coming out that day too.
• 49:25
  Speaker 6: Fuck damn numbers. Pod is still a thing by then,
• 49:29
  Speaker 6: of course.
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we haven't moved on. Yeah, you're not just doing
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: a pod with you and Dave Solo. I guess that
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: wouldn't be.
• 49:38
  Speaker 6: So secting business insider down to the roots, canceling cancel
• 49:45
  Speaker 6: culture once it for all.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: I fucking hate that cancel culture shit, bro, I fucking
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: canceled culture my fucking memory. This past weekend, I got
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: blacked out and it wasn't with the first time in
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: a long time. Then I got just all the way
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: blacked out and you getting really hung over to right?
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: I know, I actually didn't get hungover at all. I
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: feel like a lot of people. I'll just see people
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: at every scene.
• 50:05
  Speaker 6: You after drinking like four beers, you make up the
• 50:06
  Speaker 6: next morning look like a zombie.
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: What when does that ever happen?
• 50:10
  Speaker 6: You got to go to the train.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: I'm a fucking bionic man. Go to the train. All
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: you're talking about in Boston that was from cocaine. That's
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: because the stranger put cocaine in my nose, all right?
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: That shit hangs me over andwhere else? Trying to think
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: of where else? Maybe you're just not a morning guy?
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: Are you not a morning guy? I'm a morning guy.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: I'm energetic. I'm vivacious in the fucking mornings. Bro, Why
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: shake cracks in the mornings. But I feel like I
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: see people every age from like fucking twenty three to
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: like their fucking late thirties, being like I used to
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: be able to drink both days of the weekend, and
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: now like I can only do one day. I feel
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: completely the opposite. I feel like I'm becoming like a
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: better drinker and I can drink for like longer.
• 50:50
  Speaker 6: Period and drinking more often.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: I used to be able to drink every day. Yeah,
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: that's why I need to stop drinking. Because you were
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: so good, too good that I was fucking fantastic. I
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: was so fun to hangovers, dude, can It was like nothing.
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: I could drink so much it would have no effect
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: on me. I feel like I'm getting more bionic. Is
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: that really why you.
• 51:16
  Speaker 6: I don't get like super hungover, I just get like
• 51:18
  Speaker 6: insanely anxious, to the point where I have to like lock.
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: Myself in my room for forty eight hours. Yeah.
• 51:23
  Speaker 7: Yeah, And you just see some cars and you have
• 51:25
  Speaker 7: a panic attack.
• 51:27
  Speaker 6: It's like a toy car on my windowsill.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dash cars on, get it out, Turn the ship
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: the fuck off. It's not a phobia of cars.
• 51:36
  Speaker 9: It's not.
• 51:37
  Speaker 6: It's not like I'm scared of cars. It was sounds
• 51:39
  Speaker 6: like you're scared of car in cars, and the feeling
• 51:43
  Speaker 6: of being like trapped in the car would make me anxious,
• 51:46
  Speaker 6: like going on a highway.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: But is it also because it's moving, like what about now?
• 51:52
  Speaker 6: No elevators didn't really didn't really do it for me
• 51:55
  Speaker 6: really because I mean you're closing in their chair lifts.
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: Kind of did for a little bit on when you're skiing. Yeah,
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: when O shred, people love that you're a skier too,
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: like the majority of them. He like wants to send
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: us skis. We'll take them.
• 52:08
  Speaker 6: I said, I have skis. I was like, I'll talk
• 52:10
  Speaker 6: to Round.
• 52:11
  Speaker 7: We'll just take them. We'll both take them.
• 52:12
  Speaker 6: No, I have, bro, I've got good skis.
• 52:14
  Speaker 7: Well, this guy probably has also good skis.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: Like, you can't wear his mind. You can wear different skis.
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: It's not like you have the same ski. Everyone to
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: have some skis in New York. Yeah, it go to
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: Colorado next week. Yeah, I booked that trip for us.
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: Are we going.
• 52:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we're not doing content though. It's just like a
• 52:30
  Speaker 6: little retreat. Oh perfect boydad retreat.
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: Team building. Yeah, I love the team building.
• 52:34
  Speaker 6: Actually, we can't do this bit because I literally just
• 52:36
  Speaker 6: listened to a Comtown episode where they were talking about
• 52:39
  Speaker 6: going on a retreat. Fuck that team building at this
• 52:42
  Speaker 6: But I didn't. I didn't purposely bring that up because
• 52:45
  Speaker 6: of that.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: But team building is, i mean, is an important thing. Yeah,
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: you should have come down to Charleston.
• 52:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that would have been weird.
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: I was at the at the bar ship Face just
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: you and your wife and no there was like guys
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: her girlfriends that were there. Like, I'm really tired, can
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: you guys bring me home? Getting kicked out of every
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: bar like we tried to go to Uh, we just.
• 53:09
  Speaker 6: Hang out in one of the hotel rooms like a
• 53:11
  Speaker 6: six pack.
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: We'll be back. It's like a dog friendly hotel. It's
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: just you and a bunch of dogs locked in all
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: the hotel rooms, eating like a Dijorn no personal pizza
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: that you heat it up in the microwave.
• 53:22
  Speaker 6: It's actually it's gonna start sucking because I'm like not
• 53:25
  Speaker 6: gonna be able to Like all my friends are gonna
• 53:28
  Speaker 6: be twenty one before me.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: That's whack.
• 53:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah, there should be like a law where it's like
• 53:32
  Speaker 6: if everyone you know, it's twenty one, or it should
• 53:34
  Speaker 6: just go like by grade.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, gray would be awesome, or just everybody in college
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: should be able to drink. Like it's a joke that
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: people go to college and like you're not You're not
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: allowed to drink.
• 53:44
  Speaker 6: Dude, My friend Matt, who you met in Vanderbilt.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: He's a fucking legend.
• 53:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he's a fucking legend. He's gonna be twenty one,
• 53:52
  Speaker 6: still living in a dorm. Yeah, so he's gonna like
• 53:55
  Speaker 6: he's not.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: Even gonna be able to drink on his I was
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: talking this weekend.
• 53:59
  Speaker 6: We were talking about how he's going be like sneaking
• 54:00
  Speaker 6: beers past his ra who's younger than him.
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 54:04
  Speaker 9: My freshman year on my floor, we had the hockey team. Yeah,
• 54:07
  Speaker 9: and they were like twenty three year old freshmans.
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, why does that always happen?
• 54:11
  Speaker 7: It's the same as at Penn State the freshman's there
• 54:13
  Speaker 7: were all like twenty three.
• 54:14
  Speaker 6: That was only the occupy as the hockey kids do
• 54:16
  Speaker 6: like p two Yearsah, they go to school, they go
• 54:18
  Speaker 6: to high school for like fifteen years.
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: Why but it's all.
• 54:20
  Speaker 9: Day one, Oh, freshman year, it's like absolutely no drinking.
• 54:23
  Speaker 9: And then he raised his hand, He's like, I'm twenty three.
• 54:25
  Speaker 9: Yeah I had that a couple of kids like that,
• 54:27
  Speaker 9: and are they still like no, they like we'll talk after.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're actually kicked that in school. You're way too
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: old for this shit.
• 54:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah, What the hell are you doing, bro, Get a
• 54:35
  Speaker 6: fucking job, joined the workforce.
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: Fucking help America. It's over for you. Brother.
• 54:40
  Speaker 6: You've thought about joining the military, bitch.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: We should be sending our old folks like old people
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: should be in the military.
• 54:48
  Speaker 6: They should.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: It'd be way sweeter to just let the fucking like.
• 54:51
  Speaker 6: Especially because they're not like they don't like care about
• 54:53
  Speaker 6: anything and there or they're all, you can't develop PTSD
• 54:56
  Speaker 6: if you're past like thirty exactly.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: I think they would be good warrior. They have nothing
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: to lose, and they have the most political opinions they
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: like care the most about, like war. They're like, oh,
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: we want to go to war, and they're closest to death.
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: It's not that big of a loss. Now, it's not
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: like a fucking just sending over some like sixty five
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: year old dude. Yeah, we stop sending over our child
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: soldiers are fun though. Child soldiers are dope. Old people
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: soldiers are shud be child.
• 55:19
  Speaker 6: It should be children versus old and it shouldn't know.
• 55:22
  Speaker 6: It shouldn't be based on country. Just shouldn't be based
• 55:24
  Speaker 6: on age. Like there's just two sides children.
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: It's old. Every every war is just children. Verse old
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: or we could just like call ahead to like Afghanistan
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: and be like, are you sending your kids or your
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: or your old folks? Air make it? Make it. The
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: old people would be the eighteen Yeah, yeah, of course,
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: and the kids would be the bet team. Yeah obviously
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: how young? How what? What?
• 55:52
  Speaker 6: I guess? So if you're seventeen, you're a child soldier?
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: No, I think it's uh I was thinking like kids, Yeah,
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: those are child soldiers. Yeah, seventeen, that's a gray area.
• 56:02
  Speaker 6: Like if I was ten, I got drafted to be
• 56:03
  Speaker 6: a child soldier, I'll be pumped.
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 56:06
  Speaker 6: Same when you're a child, like, that's when you're like
• 56:08
  Speaker 6: peak like, oh the military is fucking sick.
• 56:11
  Speaker 9: Yeah, and that's when you're like your dad's nudging you
• 56:13
  Speaker 9: watching movies like you like that is this cool?
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: You see yourself doing that shit? Yeah, and like part
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: of your brain like killing people doesn't affect you. No,
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: it's just like, oh this shit is sweet. Yeah, it's sick,
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: it doesn't bother you at all. Yeah, Oh this is
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: fucking incredible. Yeah, no remorse. Whoever, whoever invented child soldiers
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: kind of genius, kind of smart.
• 56:33
  Speaker 6: Honestly, I don't think they were doing it. I don't
• 56:35
  Speaker 6: think they were meant to in like a cruel way.
• 56:36
  Speaker 6: I think they were just one of the kids to
• 56:37
  Speaker 6: have some fun. Yeah, it's like they How much better
• 56:40
  Speaker 6: this podcast would be if I was a child soldier.
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: Before life experience. Yeah, that would be crazy, like they
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: have the real life experience twenty years old.
• 56:48
  Speaker 6: Just talking about how I was over in Afghanistan for
• 56:50
  Speaker 6: like three years.
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: America.
• 56:53
  Speaker 6: I met Chris Kyle, good guy. Good guy, lied about
• 56:57
  Speaker 6: his lot, about his head count though. Yeah, the devil
• 57:00
  Speaker 6: dude was a nut, bro, trust me, he's fucking nuts.
• 57:02
  Speaker 6: You drinking with him out there, bro, he had some story.
• 57:05
  Speaker 6: I could hang with him, though, I could hang with him.
• 57:08
  Speaker 6: He would just set up his sniper rifle and fucking
• 57:11
  Speaker 6: shoot Miller. Life's fucking two miles away. That's Chris Pratt too,
• 57:17
  Speaker 6: was he?
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: No?
• 57:18
  Speaker 6: No, no, no, that's not Chris Pratt. That's fuck Chris
• 57:22
  Speaker 6: Pratt was in some other shits. What's his name but
• 57:24
  Speaker 6: Bradley Cooper Cooper. Yeah, Chris Pratt is. He's in the
• 57:28
  Speaker 6: Navy Seals in Zero Dark thirty.
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't buy that. I feel like if he
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: went through actual training, not the body shame. Uh a man,
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: but I feel like you'd be more shredded.
• 57:40
  Speaker 6: No, I think they have to get really shredded before
• 57:42
  Speaker 6: they joined them. When they joined, they kind of let loose,
• 57:44
  Speaker 6: you think, So, dude, there's no way the like you
• 57:46
  Speaker 6: guys got to maintain washboards six pack apps played out
• 57:49
  Speaker 6: in Afghanistan. I bet they did off the force, and
• 57:51
  Speaker 6: I think it's like, uh, probably just all stage jacks.
• 57:53
  Speaker 6: Is like, well, they're probably just working out all the
• 57:55
  Speaker 6: time and they're just eating MRIs ers. Yeah, and also
• 57:58
  Speaker 6: just walking around with like ten thousand pounds of equipment
• 58:02
  Speaker 6: on them. You know, we cost seventy thousand dollars to
• 58:04
  Speaker 6: deploy one US soldier?
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: Shut up? Yeah, and how much does it cost to
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: send one to college? It makes you fucking think, bro.
• 58:14
  Speaker 6: Isn't that crazy though? Seventy thousand dollars of equipment on them?
• 58:17
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 58:17
  Speaker 6: Just like that's all just a yeah, dude, Like, I'm
• 58:21
  Speaker 6: pretty sure no, I made that part up. Let's get
• 58:24
  Speaker 6: a fact check on that, and let's not No. I'm
• 58:26
  Speaker 6: like I saw in some movie.
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: I forget what movie. I believe it, and I don't
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: want to fact check it. I like I want to
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: live in the reality where that's true because the defense
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: fucking they spend, they spend boku bucks on Defensero. Where's
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: that guacoing now?
• 58:37
  Speaker 5: Though?
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: I think it's they're still just buying guns. They're buying
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: like the best and biggest guns.
• 58:41
  Speaker 6: Oh wait, that could be wrong. They definitely said that
• 58:44
  Speaker 6: in War Dogs, which is a comedy, but it's not
• 58:48
  Speaker 6: it's also based on true story.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: No, that shit's definitely true. They're not gonna it wasn't
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: the figure facts and figures weren't meant to be jokes.
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: I don't believe that movie was good.
• 58:56
  Speaker 9: Was it?
• 58:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you'll see it.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: I think I saw it, but I think I was
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: fucking obliterated.
• 59:01
  Speaker 6: Bro, But you have a drinking problem. I just love
• 59:04
  Speaker 6: this shit.
• 59:05
  Speaker 5: Man.
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: I was standing at the bar with a fucking stool
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: over my head like Travis got I was fucking lit
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: up like Travis. I was cut. Yeah, dude, cut that.
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: Please play shit out. Yeah. I was talking about like
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: early Travis Scott, before he was a fucking mass murderer.
• 59:20
  Speaker 9: Okay, the shit goes back to twenty fifteen, bro.
• 59:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we were uncovering some shit before what happened. We
• 59:26
  Speaker 6: were waiting hours and hours for you to get here.
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: What happened? What times it? Now? We're three weeks in
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: the future.
• 59:33
  Speaker 6: It's been twenty four hours since we started recording.
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: It's December now. Oh fuck, and the boys are just tired.
• 59:40
  Speaker 6: No they're not, but we're trying on best bro.
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: I'm in gastro intestinal hell, I had a fucking beanburger
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: this morning. Yeah, fucking letting know.
• 59:47
  Speaker 6: Owen was like, Owen was saying that he like follows
• 59:50
  Speaker 6: your wife on Instagram, and he was like, yeah, like
• 59:53
  Speaker 6: waiting for you to show up. Like, dude, Ron's wife
• 59:58
  Speaker 6: just posted a picture like at a bar with Ron,
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 6: and we were like, dude, he's not coming. We were
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 6: so convinced that you weren't.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: I was just gonna bail on the boys.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's why I texted. I was like, ro were
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 6: still good for nine You're like out of out getting
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 6: drinks like in thirty minutes before that.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: No, those are pictures from earlier in the weekend. My friend. Yeah,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna shoot faced right now. We put that together. Yeah,
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: she also followed me first.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 6: We had a good laugh about it.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: Hands up, well, you're allowed to You're allowed to follow
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: her first, Get out of her own.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 6: She just made this so fucking weird. Well, I guess
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 6: we'll just do the man. Let's just do the manscape down.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 6: Fucking pervert shit, bro, should we do the manscape down?
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: This holiday season, I'm giving thanks to our friends and
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: manscaped do. I tell my extended family that I have
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: the performance package four point oh from the Global leaders
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: and below the waist grooming not to mention it includes
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: the lawnmower four point oh trimmer to tame that bush
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: and score brownie points from the in laws. Give yourself, man.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 11: Man, I'll tell you what. When you're hungry out there,
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 11: you start acting like rookie quarterback in his first game,
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 11: making bad decisions, messing up the basics, being all out
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 11: of sorts. That's where Snickers comes in.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 11: That thing is packed roasted peanuts, nugget, caramel, milk, chocolate.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 11: It's like the MVP of candy bars, and when you
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 11: bite into it, boom, it sorts you out. Get your
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 11: head back in the game of life, satisfying your hunger.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 11: Remember this, Snickers handles your hunger so you can handle
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 11: everything else. Snicker satisfies man, that's a winning play.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 6: I mean shaved my I shaved my set the other night, bro,
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 6: and I'm looking right, yes, Bro, I'm looking good.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: No knicks, Bro, I'm a Sixers fan, so I fucking
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: hate the Knicks, if you know what I mean. Bro,
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: My balls are never getting bloodied. Not when I'm on
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: the Manskate diet. No, my shit is fucking I.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 6: Shaved my whole body from the neck down, as smooth
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 6: as a bowling bla manscap, just to get just to
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 6: get aerodynamic.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: And my legs. You shaved your legs?
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 5: No? Have you?
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: No? Neither VI? Why why would I swimmers? Oh? Yeah,
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: I guess they do my chest by accident.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 6: I've shaved my chest, shaved, shaved my side, have a
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 6: hairy stomach, and I shaved my stomach and I was like,
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 6: I went out, I left the bathroom.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: I was like, what the fuck? Oh, it's so much.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: When I was like, what the fuck did I just then?
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: You like a crew cut on your belly button?
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 6: No, literally, like because like the hair doesn't. You have
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 6: shaved either the entire front of you or nothing or else.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 6: It literally looks like I had like a lineup. I
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 6: was like, what the hell did I just do? It
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 6: looked so bad. I was like fifteen at the time,
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 6: so it didn't really matter. There was like one hair
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 6: that you shaved off, Like now when I'm constantly popping
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 6: off my top.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, your fucking chest hair is almost peeking through the
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: top of your ship. Now I literally have no hair
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: anywhere except for right on my stomach. Really. Oh yeah,
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: You're gonna grow a beard someday, though, I've lost hope.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: Did you just recently?
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 6: I actually do a thing about that last night? Yeah,
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 6: while I was writing.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: Jokes fuck or some of your jokes about it. Uh,
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: let's see if we got on in here?
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 5: What do we have?
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: What else? What else?
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 6: Let's do another bit. I think I said my only
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 6: good ones.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: Fuck. I feel like you glossed over them too. I
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: feel like we could have chewed on them a little
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: bit more. I feel like we could have really sunk
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: our teeth into some fucking.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 6: This one just says no life experience. It's not as
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 6: much they're not all jokes.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: They're more like ideas, thought starters, starters. What do you got?
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: What do you got? I want to see if I
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: have any fucking thought starters in this bit thought starters
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: things to start.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 6: Someone says exploding ants with a magnifying glass.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: You want to elaborate on that one.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 6: No, it's more fine glass next to my desk. And
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 6: I was thinking about how people.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: Used to do that and they wouldn't like they would
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: burn ants, but you want to fucking explode them.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 6: Like when I first part about its almost like, yeah,
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 6: if you put a magnifying glass over an an and
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 6: the sun, it will explode. And I did it, and
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 6: I was like waiting for it to explode and just
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 6: never did. It didn't even die.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 7: Actually, because you probably weren't like harnessing the sun part.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: Dude.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 6: I used to carry a magic just looking at me
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 6: when I was younger, and I would just do like,
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 6: so you got to get it so it has the
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 6: little tiny dot of son. Yeah, just do it to
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 6: like my dad and just like burn his skin.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: And you were you were literally Dennis the Menace, like
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: he carried a slingshot in his back pocket. Yeah, and
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: you carried a magnifying glass in your back pocket like
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: you thought you were.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 6: I was probably in like second grade, but I remember
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 6: it being.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 7: Very fun that you're Encyclopedia.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 6: And I would just sit in my I would just
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 6: sit in my driveway and just have my magnifying glass out,
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 6: and I would just be burning newspapers and they, dude,
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 6: they would literally like light up in flames, like they
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 6: engulf in flant. It's one of the coolest things you
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 6: can do when you're a kid.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, people don't know that when they give their child
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: a magnifying glass, they're giving them a WMD. Dude.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 6: It's actually fucking like it was. Probably might get one
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 6: again soon, just.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: To have a magnifying glass to like, I have one
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: on my desk.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 6: Actually, I can just take that home, bro. But of
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 6: course there's there's no sun in New York, so that
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 6: doesn't really work.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah. They used to wage wars with magnifying glasses until
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: the buildings blocked out the sun.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 9: Wait, why wouldn't people weaponize that. Why wouldn't they make
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 9: massive magnifying glasses and just put it over cities.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: That's fucking I feel like, save that. Save that.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah, fucking tell that. We got to sell that to
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 7: Donald Rumsfeld.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 9: My other big idea was I didn't know why serial
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 9: killers never just went on top of the Empire State
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 9: Building with a bag of coins.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's funny, that's genius. That's really fucking funny.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: Dude, how fucking dare you? He's given honest ideas you
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: didn't read. No, I'm not reading.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 6: This is for the this is for the fans. This
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 6: is I can't say most of these because they're all
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 6: about Travis Scott. They'll play in a week.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: While you're saying is too soon to way.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 6: Too soon, people are still taking this hard.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: No way, bro, You're allowed to say it. This is
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: how we cope. This is how guys like us fucking
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: cope with tragedies like that. We crack a couple jokes
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: at it. What are you saying that the Travis they
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: were just stampeding to get the Travis Scott meal or
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: some ship.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 7: No, I've got any McDonald's crossovers.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 6: I have a Scott is worse than Hitler. And then
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 6: I feel that when you go to a Travis Scott show,
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 6: you need to know that there's possibly at the rage
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 6: will take your life.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: Well that's like something they actually say. I know.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 6: That's why I wrote it down. Fuckington was showing me
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 6: all these fucking or he's telling me about them.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: What were they?
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 6: All the posts?
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 9: Oh yeah, it was like like everyone shut up. It
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 9: was Travis's best show ever. Like you know what you're
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 9: signing up for when you agree to rage.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: No way.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they're like bringing a new definition to the rage.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 6: It's like they like they are pumped about what happened.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 6: Travis Scott fans like they're like, this is gonna put
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 6: us on the fucking map.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 7: People are going to go to concerts like, hope.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: Everything changes now every people died. That's fucking whack. Yeah,
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: we need to up those numbers. Yeah, they think that
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: they're like actual cult. It sounds like a cult.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 9: Yeah, kind of When the one kid died in twenty fifteen,
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 9: Travis just posted a picture of his face and.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 6: Said, like, fucking heero, he's dead in the picture, and
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 6: he goes, he goes, this guy's a fucking hero.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: What is the exactly? What is the goods? The exactly?
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: A picture of him while he was dead.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 6: Literally a kid dead at the mosh pit, and he's
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 6: like he was like, wait, fuck, It's like right on
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 6: the tip of my tongue.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 7: Mosh pits are terrifying.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I've never been.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: I've never been in one soft, no life experience. We
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: need to get you out.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 6: I was at a reggae concert one time. My buddy
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 6: greened out in the in the in the front of
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 6: the entire thing and we had to carry him out
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 6: like he passed out. Yeah, oh do you it's not
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 6: say greened out? Is that nothing?
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah? I think day when we talked about this early on, yeah,
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: thing at all, greening out, we.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 6: Did talk about that. It is a thing, and everywhere
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 6: everyone I got like one hundred dance people being like
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 6: grinding out is a thing.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah, my buddy, my buddy, uh greened out and uh
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 6: it was bad. I don't like being in crowded like
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 6: there's no like, there's no there's no fun in being
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 6: in that crowded an area at all.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: No fucking Yeah. I mean festivals, I guess are uh
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: are fun and cool, but just like being trapped, I
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: feel like that's something to get a phobia about, just
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: being trapped in a fucking massive crowd, not being able
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: to go anywhere, getting trampled to death. Yeah, that shit
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: sounds bad.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 6: No, it shits whack.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 7: That shit sounds like a bad way to go and horrifying.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and I guess so. Yeah, Trav is Travis Scott
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 6: like full of the problem. M I tried to play
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 6: Devil's advocate a couple of times, and I'm just going now,
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 6: I'm just going with, yeah, it's Travis Scott's fault. Oh yeah,
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 6: you can play devil so you can only get you
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 6: can you can play Devil's the add kid once and
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 6: get denied and then you can try it again and
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 6: if he gets n at the second time, then you're like, Okay,
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 6: I'm wrong.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: It's me. Yeah he is. It's got to be on Travis. Yeah,
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: he needs to have fucking commass concerts, so it's probably
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: should be some reggae shit. Your friends a pussy though
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: for passing out from off weed at a reggae concert.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 6: Though you don't know how my boys smoke. Those guys
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 6: take us to the next level.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 7: Bro, you've seen the fucking doing sye roll bro.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 6: A tiny ass b. Also the picture that you posted
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 6: of me when I was like, You're like, this is
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 6: the joint that I rolled for you? That was when
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 6: you roll.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: That was aoint you roll. That was that you roll.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: That's the joint.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 6: And everyone was like, bro, that role is brutal, tough roll,
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 6: tough role on SaaS.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: No, they flamed your ass for that.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 6: Literally, that was your role. That was your role, Like
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 6: we can make a video where we just like we
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 6: both roll a joint and we let the fans decide
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 6: that ship.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: Would be so sick, that would be fucking fire.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 9: We should get a weed sponsor. Winner gets to smoke
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 9: them both.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, oh got the other one drools and and
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 6: he was just so jealous.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: Like a cartoon character.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 9: Bro.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: Let me just get one one.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 7: Let me just get a second hand high.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 6: Bro, get your pet, your role game up?
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah you got to. Bro, let's go ahead to head. Bro.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: If you're a fucking smoker listening to this show in
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: your car right now, fucking honk your horn a couple
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: of times, light up the other one, fucking spar.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 6: Light up another, fucking fatty, legalize it.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: I fucking love that ship, Bro. I fucking I love
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: legal weed, man, I love love legal weed. I love
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: Owen's jeans too, they're fucking I love how.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 6: You can just you can just buy weed in New
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 6: York now, like anywhere can you actually? Dude, there's a
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 6: place just there's a place next to our apartment. And
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 6: Ohen was like, I gotta go to that. We were
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 6: going to gros store and He's like, I go to
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 6: the smoke shop and I went in with him, and
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 6: I thought he was buying like a vape or something,
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 6: and then he just comes out just holding two joints.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 6: He didn't I didn't even I d him or anything. Well,
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 6: it opened, There was a grand opening, and I went
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 6: in and they had.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: Are there like a bunch of lights outside of it
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: or anything like.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like just advertising big smoke shop. And I
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 6: go in there and it used to make weeks of weeds,
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 6: so I was like, I'm a sell weed here. But
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 6: I went in and I asked if they had like
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 6: a Delta eight or three cheat pen or something like that.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 6: He's like and he's like, oh, we also do sell weed,
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 6: by the way, And then I was like, oh, that'd
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 6: be better, and opened a suitcase waxes, tinctures, edibles.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: Suitcase oils flour. Because the cop the cops aren't allowed
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: to fucking arrest anybody anymore, you can literally break whatever
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: law you want, Like New.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 6: York's in New York, like the traffic police officers are like,
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 6: laugh out loud, funny. Yeah, I think they just made
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 6: a one size fifth. We ever talked about the guy
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 6: who walked past the cop to us with a spear.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what happened.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 6: This was like a long time. We were walking home
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 6: and this homeless dude was carrying a massive spear, no
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 6: shirt on. He just came out of like the out
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 6: of the jungle.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 9: Really but pat past NYPD, no problem.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I mean, you're it's not a gun. You're
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: you're allowed to carry around.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 6: Shit wasn't loaded.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 7: There's no rule against spears. There's America after all, to
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 7: the Second Amendment.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 6: Brother, the traffic police officers in New York look like
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 6: it looks like they bought a one size fits all
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 6: like suit for all of them, every single one of them.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 6: Their uniform is like ten sizes too big. You know
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 6: what I'm talking about. Oh yeah, dude, Like they'll be
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 6: wearing like pants and like their shirt will be talking
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 6: to their pants, and it's like it's the baggiest outfit
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 6: I've ever seen entire life.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: Like two thousand and four NBA Draft. Yes, just massive
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: out and the dude they are missing it's gotta be
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: the worst job. Yeah, you're just standing outside under a
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: tunnel fucking waving people on.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 6: It's like, who is So it's not even that It's
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 6: like other people who have like the thing and they
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 6: go around and they just like get people tickets.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: Oh those people, Oh yeah, those are the worst people.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 6: And they dress like real cops, except they don't have
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 6: like handcuffs or a gun or anything like that. And
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 6: so I've seen people like go up to them like
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 6: they're the police, and they're just like, dude, leave me
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 6: the fuck alone.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah, fuck you, you could commit the full crime in front.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 6: They should just like not even have them wear a uniform.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: Because it makes them look like a position of authority
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: when it's really people who are just like trying to
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: get enough money to satisfy their perk addiction.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 7: And like they they don't drug test on the job.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 6: They probably do. It's I mean, it's probably a state job. Bro,
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 6: get your facts up.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: Bro. My boy fucking worked for the Philly Parking Authority
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: and he did it just for his per caddiction, just dissatisfyed.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: And they fired him because he wasn't giving out enough tickets.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: Like there's like quoteras you have to meet, you have
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: to just fox everybody.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 6: Oh, like up, that's like a was a big thing
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 6: when I was in college. The cops would go to you.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 6: It was like a known thing like, don't go to
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 6: the bars on like the thirty first or the thirtieth,
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 6: because the cops would just come there and just get
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 6: every single person with a fake that's why to fill
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 6: their quota.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: Let the fucking kids drink.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 6: The kids would get like arrested, yes, because they had
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 6: a fake ID and like a cop was only doing
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 6: it just to like fill his quota. So that's why
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 6: we need to defund the police. Yes, and we need
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 6: to burn the police offices down.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: They're not doing shit anyways, both bro burn them alive,
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: some joan of arc shit.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 7: We need to bring back steaks, burn people live at
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 7: this time.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 6: I ever showed you my a cab tattoo.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah you should, yeah, chest piece right across.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 8: He said.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 7: If I'm not gonna grow chest hair, I'm at least
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 7: gonna get a cab.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and that shit is tight.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: So we just had to cut a little something because
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: we were talking dirty about a co worker.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 6: And if you want to hear what we said, you
• 1:13:57
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• 1:13:59
  Speaker 6: a month.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 7: Exactly, and you can venmo it today.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 6: Yea, I know, let's just eats one hundred dollars and uh,
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 6: we'll tell you who were every time you were talking
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 6: and talking about everybody shows. Oh my gosh, stuff that
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 6: you're gonna want to know.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 7: This ship is going to have you looking at people differently.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah. People, you thought you knew what.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 6: You might be hopping off the pirate ship after this one.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they might make us walk the plank if you
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: know what I mean. I'm talking pirate death.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 6: Should wrap it up.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah, let's do another show later on this week.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: That was a great idea by you. Yeah, it's fantastic
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: to be back in the fold.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 6: We might have a guest, we might not have a guest,
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 6: but either way, it's gonna be fucking great.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be fucking spicy.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 6: Al Right, guys, thanks for listening. Make sure you like
• 1:14:44
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• 1:14:51
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• 1:14:54
  Speaker 6: Or listening on Spotify, you're basically worthless to.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 7: Us, exactly.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: I mean, what would Billy Bean do. He will go
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: to the place where the path of least resistance, where
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: the numbers are the best, and he.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 6: Would think like Billy being that's my new motto. Yeah,
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 6: what would Billy do?
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: And he would get some numbies, So you got to
• 1:15:09
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• 1:15:10
  Speaker 9: Or how can you not be romantic?
• 1:15:12
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• 1:15:14
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