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MORE Bad Dates! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: The dating subjects and topics continue.
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  Speaker 2: There's many different what we were getting to weirdes sing
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  Speaker 2: her happen on a date that we gotta do the
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  Speaker 2: weirdest dates.
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  Speaker 1: We got all kinds of stuff that's we've been dating Colby,
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  Speaker 1: Good morning. What is your dating on Tandra? What's up?
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  Speaker 3: Guys?
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  Speaker 4: So I went out on a day as a girl,
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  Speaker 4: This was probably about a year ago or so, and
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  Speaker 4: brought her back to my house, had a good time.
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  Speaker 4: She spent the night. In the morning when I drove
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  Speaker 4: her home, I got back to my house and I
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  Speaker 4: was doing some dishes, and I noticed that my cups
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  Speaker 4: that I keep my bacon grease in next time, I
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  Speaker 4: think had been fondled with. Like it looked like she
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  Speaker 4: had like fingered the bacon grease and was like eating
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  Speaker 4: bacon grease sometime in the middle of the night or something.
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  Speaker 4: And I called her out on it, and she had
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  Speaker 4: like she was in complete denial. But it was just
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  Speaker 4: me and her and my dog there, and I know
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  Speaker 4: it wasn't me, and I know it wasn't my dog.
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  Speaker 1: Oh well, maybe she was hungry. You need to have
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  Speaker 1: snacks for when you have a sing.
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  Speaker 5: Do you know she ate it? She was like, what
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  Speaker 5: is this.
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  Speaker 4: I'm a single dad, I've got plenty of snacks.
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  Speaker 1: Rich Okay, good, okay, So describe that.
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  Speaker 2: So there's a little glass of bacon grease and there
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  Speaker 2: was like a finger.
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  Speaker 1: And there was like a finger dip, a finger dip
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  Speaker 1: in there.
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  Speaker 4: Oh no, I'm talking like two or three finger dips.
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  Speaker 1: No, she went deep.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So you think in the middle of the night
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  Speaker 2: she went and ate your bacon grease.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, sometimes sometime in the middle of the night. Creatures
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  Speaker 4: of the night, I guess.
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  Speaker 2: No, No, there's people. I saw this whole thing on
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  Speaker 2: a documentary on these sleepwalkers. They go out and they
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  Speaker 2: do stuff in the middle of the night in their
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  Speaker 2: house and they don't even know so instead of cameras
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  Speaker 2: to catch themselves doing it, and they can't believe it
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  Speaker 2: even after they watched the video.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, that would explain why she denied.
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  Speaker 1: It, right, she'd be like, I don't know what you're
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  Speaker 1: talking about. You DoD smell her fingers.
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  Speaker 4: I'd be embarrassed too, but still just say, yeah, I
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  Speaker 4: was hungry.
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  Speaker 5: How do you know she ate it? Like you know
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  Speaker 5: what I mean? Like maybe she was like, what is this?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 5: Oh, and her finger just got you know, stuck in it.
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  Speaker 4: I you know that's that's a good concept, Kyle. But
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  Speaker 4: you know, I'm just gonna assume that she ate it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think they're probably right now. Are you to
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  Speaker 1: tell us? And we've been married for thirteen years? No?
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  Speaker 4: Nope, nope, nope. Still single spots are trying to find mine.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, Colby, Well, it looks like the Baconers thing works
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  Speaker 2: might get more bacon, Grease.
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  Speaker 1: I think you can attract more pigs with bacon.
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  Speaker 5: No, I don't think.
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  Speaker 1: I don't say that.
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  Speaker 5: I think that's the fame.
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  Speaker 1: Hy Kolby. Thanks for calling him, brother, Thank you. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: good morning, John, Jay and Rich. Can I help you?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah? I wanted to give a story on a date
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  Speaker 6: that I went on.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, let's hear it. What's your name?
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  Speaker 6: My name is sarahs hik Sarah.
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  Speaker 1: What happened?
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  Speaker 7: So?
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  Speaker 6: I went on the state with the guy that i'd
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  Speaker 6: met I believe it was Facebook dating or bumble, and
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  Speaker 6: we went to Coldstone Creamery, the ice cream shop, and
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  Speaker 6: we had been talking for a little bit and so
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  Speaker 6: when he came to meet me, I didn't notice him
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  Speaker 6: because he looked nothing like his pictures. He had to
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  Speaker 6: have been at least maybe one hundred pounds heavier, and
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  Speaker 6: nothing was recent. And I'm not one to be worried
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  Speaker 6: about looks and wait, but that was definitely, by far
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  Speaker 6: the worst experience I've ever had.
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  Speaker 1: Did he eat all the ice cream?
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  Speaker 4: Oh? No, he did?
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  Speaker 1: Oh no. I thought you were going to.
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  Speaker 5: Say it was like one hundred and twenty five years old.
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  Speaker 2: I thought he was good too, hight Sarah, thanks for
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  Speaker 2: calling in. Thank you, Sarah, No problem, you too, Heidi.
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  Speaker 1: Cool, Okay, what's up?
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  Speaker 7: So it's actually from when I was in college and
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  Speaker 7: I was in search of a sugar daddy.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, go on.
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  Speaker 7: So I signed up for speaking arrangements and this guy
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  Speaker 7: pretty much catfished me. I was in pretty desperate need
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  Speaker 7: of money when I was nineteen, and so we did
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  Speaker 7: like a meetup and we met at Starbucks and he
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  Speaker 7: pretended to be like this super successful guy who lived
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  Speaker 7: in Scottsdale. He was supposed to be in his thirties
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  Speaker 7: and rich, and I was nineteen and naives. So I
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  Speaker 7: was like, I could really use the money. So I
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  Speaker 7: didn't have a car at the time. My roommate came
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  Speaker 7: with me to do like a casual meetup at Starbucks
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  Speaker 7: so I could meet this guy for the first time,
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  Speaker 7: and he ended up being like a fifty something year
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  Speaker 7: old guy. His name was Brian, and like as soon
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  Speaker 7: as I got home from the date, he was like, yeah,
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  Speaker 7: so you can never wear this again. You can never
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  Speaker 7: have your hair like that again. I was just wearing
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  Speaker 7: like a T shirt dress and some sandals, and he
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  Speaker 7: was like, yeah, you can never wear this, this and this,
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  Speaker 7: and like these are going to be the rules. And
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  Speaker 7: so I was really stupid and I went through with
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  Speaker 7: the like seeing him again, and so I was dumb
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  Speaker 7: and I let him pick me up for my campus,
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  Speaker 7: my college campus, and he was like, yeah, we're just
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  Speaker 7: going to have a bunch date. So he took me
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  Speaker 7: to a date downtown and he purposely took me to
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  Speaker 7: a place that was closed during that and it was
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  Speaker 7: like a weird between breakfast and lunch, and I guess
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  Speaker 7: they were closed, and so he was like, actually, this
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  Speaker 7: brunch place is closed. Do you want to just come
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  Speaker 7: back to my apartment? And I was like absolutely not.
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  Speaker 7: And he was super creepy and persistent. He looked nothing
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  Speaker 7: like his profile, and I was desperate for money, so
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  Speaker 7: I was like, I might as well keep seeing him,
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  Speaker 7: and so I ended up seeing him again, and he
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  Speaker 7: was super forceful. He wanted like the password to my phone.
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  Speaker 7: He wanted me to dress this certain way. Yeah, he
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  Speaker 7: wanted me to dress the cirtain. Fine, that was fine,
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  Speaker 7: if like he would have given me the money to
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  Speaker 7: do so. But no, after all of that, I saw
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  Speaker 7: him for like three dates and he never even paid me.
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  Speaker 7: He was like, actually, I just got this apartment and
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  Speaker 7: I can't really afford to like pay you, but you
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  Speaker 7: can be my girlfriend and move off of campus and
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  Speaker 7: move in with me if you want.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So what was your rate going to be? How
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  Speaker 1: much was he supposed to pay you?
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  Speaker 7: So I did a bunch of googling, and I'm like,
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  Speaker 7: what is my rate going to be? So I was
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  Speaker 7: going to charge like one hundred and fifty an hour
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  Speaker 7: to spend time with me, which honestly, I feel like,
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  Speaker 7: isn't a lot of money. But also if he wanted
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  Speaker 7: to like know and control what I wore, he should
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  Speaker 7: have just bought me the clothes or given me like
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  Speaker 7: something to pay for it. But he was super controlling
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  Speaker 7: and he's out there probably still cat fishing people, Okay, so, Brian,
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  Speaker 7: if you're out there.
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  Speaker 1: Well, wait, I have more questions for you. Did you
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  Speaker 1: ever get a sugar daddy?
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  Speaker 7: Did I ever get one after him?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: Maybe?
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  Speaker 2: Ya mean maybe. Why would you tell us about Brian?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, you already put yourself out there, so did
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  Speaker 2: you do it? I did?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so you actually and so when you are a
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  Speaker 2: sugar baby, do you what are the parameters?
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  Speaker 1: Do you sleep with them?
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  Speaker 7: No? I never slept with anyone. Okay no, I only
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  Speaker 7: did like dates, so I only went out to dinner
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  Speaker 7: with them. You know, was kind of like they're ooh,
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  Speaker 7: you know, they look really pretty on my arm kind
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  Speaker 7: of thing. Like I never like hooked up with them
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  Speaker 7: at all. So when Brian was like, oh, do you
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  Speaker 7: want to come back to my apartment? I said absolutely not,
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  Speaker 7: like I'm not sleeping with you at all. But you know,
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  Speaker 7: I think he was thinking, oh, you know, I can
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  Speaker 7: sleep with a hot nineteen year old and I'm like
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  Speaker 7: fifty something years old trying to be a thirty year
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  Speaker 7: old the old brunch places.
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  Speaker 1: I just think it's interesting that guys would do that.
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  Speaker 2: It's literally it's such an interesting peeling back the layers
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  Speaker 2: of men that are lonely, do you know what I mean? Like,
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  Speaker 2: it's not about sex, it's about wanting companionship.
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  Speaker 1: Or control over somebody too.
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  Speaker 2: It might be, but the other ones that didn't control
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  Speaker 2: her wanted to go to dinner, just want to spend
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  Speaker 2: time with her, Like just like that's so interesting, you
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  Speaker 2: know what.
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  Speaker 3: Mere, It's also like you think maybe it's big as lonely,
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  Speaker 3: but then also maybe it's because they don't have time
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  Speaker 3: to actually emotionally invest in a relationship.
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  Speaker 5: And it's like it's transactional.
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  Speaker 3: So if they don't want to hang out with you
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  Speaker 3: or they don't want to talk to you on the
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  Speaker 3: phone for five.
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  Speaker 5: Hours, they don't have to.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, just a weird live power thing.
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  Speaker 5: Almost.
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  Speaker 1: Well, thanks for sharing that, Nicole. That's a great story,
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  Speaker 1: very unique. Thank you. Okay, bye bye bye