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The Flash Drive Full Show: The One Where Susan Doesn't Know What A Rusk Is · The Flash Drive with Carl Wastie

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  Speaker 1: Weekdays, 3 to 7 p.m. The Flash Drive with Carl
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  Speaker 1: Wastey on KFM 94.5. That's what it is.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome, welcome to a brand new day. The promise of
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  Speaker 2: a new day and a new show. A feeling of excitement.
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  Speaker 2: There's an intensity in the air. The weather helps things
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  Speaker 2: simmer over. What is this feeling I feel? This feeling
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  Speaker 2: is the Flash Drive.
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  Speaker 1: That's what it is. Sorry, man. I'm just on a
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  Speaker 1: vibe today.
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  Speaker 3: I'm into it.
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  Speaker 1: Carry on.
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  Speaker 2: Feeling very, very good. No, I'm not carrying on. What
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  Speaker 2: is the last thing you search for on the internet?
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  Speaker 1: The last thing.
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  Speaker 2: You know when you had a question, you're like, hey,
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  Speaker 2: is this or is this or where is this? What
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  Speaker 2: was the last of a question that was? Putting you
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  Speaker 2: on the spot here, but I just had to ask.
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  Speaker 4: The last thing I asked was how to correctly track macros.
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  Speaker 1: How to correctly track macros.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because you hear a bunch of stuff.
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  Speaker 4: And I feel like being online is the worst place
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  Speaker 4: to go. So I just went and I put it
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  Speaker 4: in chat. And I want to understand how to track macros.
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  Speaker 1: It's very easy. Google Maps. Type in macro. It'll give
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  Speaker 1: you one in Montague Gardens area that side.
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  Speaker 2: There's one in Cape Cape. That's another one, if an
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  Speaker 2: option for you.
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  Speaker 3: Change approved.
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  Speaker 1: There are quite a few of them.
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  Speaker 3: That's how I'm tracking macros. That is what is in
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  Speaker 3: my search bar, right?
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  Speaker 5: Great.
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  Speaker 1: Lovely.
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  Speaker 2: The reason why I asked that in my search bar is,
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  Speaker 2: did they discontinue Preneutro?
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  Speaker 6: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: Hear me out. I've been looking for Preneutro, and maybe
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  Speaker 1: it's just the shops that I go to, but it's
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  Speaker 1: not anywhere.
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  Speaker 2: And then I went in a little Alice in Wonderland
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  Speaker 2: chase here. I went down the rabbit hole in this...
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  Speaker 2: There was a new formula that kicked in earlier this year,
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  Speaker 2: and then all the consumers had uproar, and then Preneutro
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  Speaker 2: responded saying that, unfortunately, they can't go back to that
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  Speaker 2: original formula.
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  Speaker 1: This is what you're going to get.
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  Speaker 2: And now there's some supply issues, and that's why there
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  Speaker 2: are hardly any Preneutros left.
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  Speaker 1: On the shelves.
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  Speaker 4: Well, maybe that's what the intensity is, right? Maybe it's
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  Speaker 4: just the fact that preneutros are out of stock.
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  Speaker 2: I know this is very random of me just coming
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  Speaker 2: to you with this, but I had a list for
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  Speaker 2: chocolate preneutro this morning.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. And I'm like, where am I going to find this?
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  Speaker 1: And I couldn't find it.
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  Speaker 3: I'll sort you out.
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  Speaker 1: Do you have it on your side in the south? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I have it in the south. Do they still have
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  Speaker 1: pre-neutral in the south?
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  Speaker 3: I feel like granola might be off the shelves, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, that's true. And pumpkin seed.
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  Speaker 3: Oil is also out of stock everywhere.
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  Speaker 1: Any hemp product in the south. It's all out of stock.
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  Speaker 3: But we got pre-neutral.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, good.
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  Speaker 3: We still got Nesquik in the south.
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  Speaker 2: Don't you have everything that has sugar in it is
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  Speaker 2: still on the shelves there?
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  Speaker 1: Perfect. And that has gluten in it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll go fetch. And dairy.
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  Speaker 1: I'll go fetch. Oh, so you saw it there. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so the chocolate one. Please... Okay, I'll sort you out.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you so much.
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  Speaker 3: Got your back on.
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 7: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Random to start this way, but I don't know if
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  Speaker 2: you also felt that there was a little bit of
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  Speaker 2: a shortage.
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  Speaker 1: I had such a list for penutra. I couldn't find it. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: hook me up. That'd be great.
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  Speaker 2: I could have penutra any time of the day. I
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  Speaker 2: could have it for lunch.
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  Speaker 1: Me too. I miss it so much.
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  Speaker 2: And I haven't had traditional breakfast like that for a
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  Speaker 2: long time. I'm always the guy that goes sourdough and
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  Speaker 2: cottage cheese and boiled... egg, but about the egg whites,
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  Speaker 2: and then that's my vibe. Maybe a bit of the
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  Speaker 2: chili crunch on the top, but that's about it. Maybe
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  Speaker 2: a little avo in another day. Sorry, but I list
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  Speaker 2: for that this morning, and I couldn't find any, and
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  Speaker 2: then I had to go do a research thing. Production
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  Speaker 2: halted for 2026 due to manufacturing and supply problems. Alright,
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  Speaker 2: but if you do find one, bring it my way.
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  Speaker 1: That'll be great.
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  Speaker 2: Today on the show, here's something I'm going to mix
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  Speaker 2: in for you. A little bit of clicks winning, a
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  Speaker 2: touch of Of you winning the concept later. Flashwords coming up.
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  Speaker 2: It's Danstag today. You have everything you need. Thanks a
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  Speaker 2: lot for sticking with us. Let's have some fun.
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  Speaker 1: Finesse. Bruno Mars. Cardi B. Let's go.
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  Speaker 2: It's Olivia Rodrigo. This one's called Drop Dead. I hope
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  Speaker 2: you're feeling liquor today. It's a Tuesday. It is your
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  Speaker 2: flash drive in KFM 94.5. Yesterday, I asked you to
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  Speaker 2: pack in some good wellness things into your Clix app.
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  Speaker 2: You know, there's a cart in your app where you
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  Speaker 2: can spend some money there. That's what I want you
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  Speaker 2: to do. So download the app first and foremost. Fill
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  Speaker 2: your cart with those GoToHealth essentials. Take a screenshot and
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  Speaker 2: then send that my way. Now, I don't just want
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  Speaker 2: you to just say, here... There's my health essentials. I
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  Speaker 2: just put in multivitamins. I'm looking for more, man. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: You can't just say multivitamins. I want to know why.
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  Speaker 1: Why do you want to have more multivitamins? Tell me, Cassidy, why?
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  Speaker 3: Because I'm really bad at taking single things. So I
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  Speaker 3: need to put it all into one. And I'm getting older.
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  Speaker 4: So I got to start like really focusing on supplements
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  Speaker 4: and things like that.
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  Speaker 6: Why?
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  Speaker 3: Because I wake up in the morning and I'm a
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  Speaker 3: little bit stiffer than I.
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  Speaker 8: Used to be.
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  Speaker 9: Why?
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  Speaker 4: Why? Because it's 2026 and I was born in 96,
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  Speaker 4: which means as the years go on, I get older.
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  Speaker 3: You got to take care of your bones.
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  Speaker 1: So what are the multivitamins going to do? What are
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  Speaker 1: the vitamins going to do for your body?
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  Speaker 3: They are going to prolong my quality of life, sir.
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  Speaker 2: Which one specifically is going to prolong your quality of life?
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  Speaker 4: Probably the omega because it's for my brain. My brain
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  Speaker 4: tells everything else what to do.
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  Speaker 2: What about the other vitamins like C? Well, I have
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  Speaker 2: to take an extra supplement for vitamin C.
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  Speaker 4: And D?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that one too. B?
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  Speaker 1: I actually, yeah. A?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I do retinol. E? Please stop shouting at me.
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  Speaker 1: Riboflavin?
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  Speaker 3: I feel like I'm not versed in this.
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  Speaker 1: Phyloquirion?
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  Speaker 4: Exactly.
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  Speaker 3: All of them.
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  Speaker 1: She legit.
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  Speaker 10: Ashwagandha.
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  Speaker 3: She too legit to quit.
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  Speaker 8: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, when I heard about she legit, I
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  Speaker 1: just like, I said it, I didn't even know if
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  Speaker 1: it's the correct pronunciation, but when I heard about that supplement.
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  Speaker 3: She legit.
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  Speaker 1: Change approved. I was like, no, no, but is she cool?
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  Speaker 6: Nah, she legit, man.
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  Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 9: She legit.
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  Speaker 3: That go out?
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  Speaker 11: Nah, she legit, man.
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  Speaker 2: Come on now, what are you talking about? I heard
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  Speaker 2: some people go, so get your shy legit.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like, nah. Nah, she legit. No.
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  Speaker 3: She legit.
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  Speaker 1: She legit, man. She legit. She legit took it. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So that's what I'm glad.
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  Speaker 2: And, you know, but that's the interrogation I want because,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, sometimes I know for a fact when it
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  Speaker 2: comes to a competition, you want to win.
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  Speaker 1: So what do you do?
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  Speaker 2: You download the app and you just throw stuff in
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  Speaker 2: your cart and you're like, your call.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, no, man, I'm going to check your work today.
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  Speaker 3: And boy, did you check.
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  Speaker 1: Did you check? Yes, I did check. Are you okay?
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  Speaker 1: Because you're sweating a bit.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but our aircon is also broken.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that's true. So please, leave me off.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, wait.
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  Speaker 1: Do you want to put on the other fan? I've
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  Speaker 1: got two fans today. Do you want to put on
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  Speaker 1: the other one? Yeah, go for it.
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  Speaker 3: Play with the ambient noise.
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  Speaker 1: So just listen.
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  Speaker 2: While she goes.
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  Speaker 1: You hear that? That's our portable aircon. There we go. Wait, wait. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: there we go. Put that one on too. That's going
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  Speaker 1: to be loud. That's a good one.
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  Speaker 3: Can you hear it?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I can hear it.
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  Speaker 7: Sure.
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  Speaker 1: Is that your first account with fans?
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  Speaker 5: Sorry?
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  Speaker 4: I have so many jokes running through my brain and
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  Speaker 4: I'm like.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe I've walked you into the corridor of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You need to open the door, but you don't want to.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 3: You passed.
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  Speaker 1: You passed. You passed the test. Well done.
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  Speaker 3: Putting me through my paces here. Supplements and fans.
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  Speaker 1: It just got a little hotter all of a sudden,
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  Speaker 1: didn't it?
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  Speaker 3: And I put the fan on, mind you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my dear. Hold on.
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  Speaker 2: Just go stand a little. Just stand closer to that fan.
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  Speaker 2: I just want to check something quickly.
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  Speaker 1: A little closer. Turn around. Just a little bit. Perfect.
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  Speaker 1: Stand there. We have this big fan in studio, by
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  Speaker 1: the way.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that was the exact right thing to do.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, just go back there. Just one. There we go.
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  Speaker 1: There we go. Perfect. There we go. Enjoy it.
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  Speaker 2: You know how to enter the Clicks competition. I'm looking
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  Speaker 2: for the app cart screenshot. Send it my way.
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  Speaker 1: 082-945-0940.
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  Speaker 2: I need your name, ID number as well, please. And
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  Speaker 2: then you can be a winner of a two and
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  Speaker 2: a half thousand rand Clicks Club card cashback in the
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  Speaker 2: next couple of minutes.
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  Speaker 1: T's and C's apply.
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  Speaker 4: Here's a quick look at the journey ahead of you
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  Speaker 4: in Maitland at Four Trecker Road near the Maitland Saps.
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  Speaker 4: There's been an accident involving a cyclist. And on the
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  Speaker 4: N1 outbound at the R300 southbound ramp, there's currently a
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  Speaker 4: stationary vehicle. The right lane is obstructed as well. Multiple
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  Speaker 4: traffic lights are faulty in Cape Town today. So if
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  Speaker 4: you do see one, just apply the four-way stop rule.
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  Speaker 4: And there are some roadworks. On the N7 south after Malabongue,
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  Speaker 4: which has currently closed the left lane, but there's no
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  Speaker 4: delays if you are that side. On the N2 incoming
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  Speaker 4: in the left lane at Dana Fontaine Road and the
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  Speaker 4: N2 outgoing in the right lane on the link to
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  Speaker 4: Jake's Hadwell Drive. My name is Cassidy Nicholson. If you
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  Speaker 4: have any other updates for me, let me know on
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  Speaker 4: the WhatsApp line. That's 082-945-0940. Oh, I like that.
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  Speaker 1: Did you hear your voice on two now?
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  Speaker 2: 082.
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  Speaker 1: Did you hear that?
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  Speaker 3: That's 082.
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  Speaker 12: 082.
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  Speaker 1: It's because I played the Earth song. Is that what happened?
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  Speaker 1: I knew it.
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  Speaker 3: It's called influence.
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  Speaker 1: What? What?
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  Speaker 2: Physical influence from that okay that's very very good mr
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  Speaker 2: michael it's got a lot cooler in here so far
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  Speaker 2: that's great but i'm looking forward to your responses get
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  Speaker 2: involved tell me why those are your health go-tos in
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  Speaker 2: that cart on your app and you could be a
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  Speaker 2: winner the flash drive Together Forever, it's Rick Astley on
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  Speaker 2: the flash drive on KFM 94.5. You've downloaded the Clix app.
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  Speaker 2: I appreciate you for that. You've added your go-to health
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  Speaker 2: essentials to the cart.
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  Speaker 1: Love it. You sent the screenshot. Perfect. Is this Anzal?
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  Speaker 6: Yes, it is.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, Anzal. Are you from Ladysmith?
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  Speaker 9: Yes, I am.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my word. The mayoress of Ladysmith is here.
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  Speaker 5: What?
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  Speaker 11: What?
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  Speaker 1: No ways. Oh my God. Are we doing this? You
• 10:23
  Speaker 1: were all the way in Ladysmith and you listened to
• 10:25
  Speaker 1: KFM 94.5. Can you just stop being amazing, man? Why
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  Speaker 1: are you like this?
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  Speaker 5: Oh my God. Oh, I just love you guys.
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  Speaker 9: You are just the best.
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  Speaker 6: You are amazing.
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  Speaker 5: Ever since I moved to the Western Cape, it's only
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  Speaker 5: been KFM.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my God. Why am I emotional now? Give me
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  Speaker 1: a second. You, you are incredible. Oh, my word. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so all the way in Ladysmith. Tell me, there's got
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  Speaker 1: to be a Clicks there somewhere, right? There is a
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  Speaker 1: Ladysmith Clicks somewhere, is there? Or do you have to
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  Speaker 1: drive out of it to get to yours?
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  Speaker 5: No, I go to Outsweren.
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  Speaker 4: Hello.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, can I talk to the Clicks people, please, on
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  Speaker 2: your behalf? I'll be like, hello, Ladysmith needs a Clicks.
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  Speaker 1: Come on.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, please.
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  Speaker 1: Please, man. Now we need to talk. I told you,
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  Speaker 1: you heard me chatting to Cassidy. I'm going to.
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  Speaker 2: ask you about what is in this cart and you
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  Speaker 2: have to give me answers young.
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  Speaker 1: Lady okay yeah don't be nervous.
• 11:25
  Speaker 2: You have chosen a brightening shampoo and the brand is
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  Speaker 2: provoke why do you want to provoke your hair let's
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  Speaker 2: talk let's let's comment you know have a conversation about
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  Speaker 2: it um okay.
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  Speaker 5: Um that was in my chart before but i put
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  Speaker 5: it in because i had red hair So I wanted
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  Speaker 5: to go lighter.
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  Speaker 1: Oh.
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  Speaker 13: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: So I did go lighter. That's why I have the
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  Speaker 5: other shampoo and treatment on.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Wow.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: You're doing well. Don't worry. It's not supposed to be grilled.
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  Speaker 2: It's supposed to be fun, man.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. Why do you have an orthopedic leg pillow in you? Okay.
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  Speaker 9: So I'm... That is comfortable, eh?
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  Speaker 5: It is so comfortable with a pillow between your legs.
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  Speaker 6: I feel you on that.
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  Speaker 5: And then last question.
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  Speaker 1: Purified protein, the one kilogram.
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  Speaker 12: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Are we lifting weights? Are we doing some weightlifting, Anzal?
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  Speaker 5: I want to build my muscles.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, girl.
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  Speaker 6: I'm jumping for two, about almost two.
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  Speaker 5: Years now, but I want to build muscles.
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  Speaker 1: And the only way to do that, you increase your protein? Yes.
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  Speaker 1: All right. And we lift a little heavier every single day? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's good. Push yourself a little bit. This is good.
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  Speaker 2: I am so happy with all of these changes that
• 13:01
  Speaker 2: are happening in your life. And I wish you all
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  Speaker 2: the best in your journey. The next step is to
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  Speaker 2: get a clicks nearer to Lady Smith and we'll be
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  Speaker 2: very happy. But for now, it's an honor to have
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  Speaker 2: somebody from Lady Smith listening to the show.
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  Speaker 1: So you've flattered me. You've made me so happy.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm going to give you a two and a
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  Speaker 2: half thousand cash back.
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  Speaker 1: Well done. Well done.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you, Carl.
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  Speaker 7: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: No, thank you.
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  Speaker 3: A pleasure.
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  Speaker 2: You are amazing. Thanks for choosing us. We choose you
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  Speaker 2: right back. That's Anzal from Lady Smith. What a lovely lady, honestly.
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  Speaker 2: And enjoying some click specials. And you can enjoy them too,
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  Speaker 2: trust me. There are so many of them. If you
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  Speaker 2: want to take advantage, you've got until 22nd of September.
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  Speaker 2: while you work very hard, you're wondering what's happening around you.
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  Speaker 1: That's why I'm here. Because while you work, I work
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  Speaker 1: for you.
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  Speaker 2: Let's have a couple of, you know, a couple of
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  Speaker 2: little topics over here, shall we? That I found for you.
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  Speaker 2: Especially for you, Cassidy. Because I know you've been working
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  Speaker 2: very hard.
• 14:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: Best thing to come out of the weekend was the
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: fact that our world map got adjusted to actually have
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: the real sizes of these continents, including, and very importantly, Africa.
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: So the map looks a little different. And it's supposed to.
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: There was 164 votes to one. I just wonder, who
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: was that one vote, man?
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: I know who it is.
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: You know? I just want to know, who's the vote by?
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: Who did the vote?
• 15:05
  Speaker 5: Anyway.
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: Huge.
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know who that vote was from. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: I get it. Yeah. Anyway, it's fine. So here's the thing.
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: The map is there and there are some features of it,
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: including Greenland can appear almost as big as Africa in
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: some of these maps. We've seen this, even though Africa
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: is about 14 times larger. So a couple of people
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: answering who they thought voted against this.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's obvious. You know that. I mean, I'm
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: not going to say. You say. Anyway, right.
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: The resolution's here and we got a map that really
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: is representative. I was very happy about it.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: Me too.
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: Because you see how dark Africa looks right in the
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: middle over there. The center of the world right there
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: as it should be.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: I was very happy. Love the story on Uber Eats.
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: Very special story.
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: A Cape Town Uber Eats driver has decided to take
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: up the service online. A couple of notches with a
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: Nando's order. Instead of simply saying the food is on
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: its way, the driver wrote that he'd already smelt the
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: delicious chicken from the parking lot, welcomed Cape Town's official
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: spring weather and told the customer that their Nando's was
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: on its way to brighten their day. Imagine getting a
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: message about your incoming food with that type of poetry.
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: It makes you listen.
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: The only thing I'm doing is tipping that Uber driver
• 16:30
  Speaker 4: like well, well beyond what I normally tip. And I
• 16:34
  Speaker 4: will wait outside the whole time because I don't want
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: that Uber driver to wait for me.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm saying?
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: And at the end of it, he pretty much said, like,
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: if the customer was happy with the service, a little
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: tip would be appreciated. And I love this too. It's
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: just that service. When you take in a little extra,
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: that's where it goes. And the driver was pretty much
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: all over. And I think that that is the standard now,
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: is that if you want to add just a little
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: bit to the mix and maybe get yourself a little
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: bigger tip, Just give.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: It something a little different. You know what I mean?
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: And I think that's important.
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: I know there's a lot of stress out there for
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: a lot of those Uber drivers on every front. But
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: a little touch is perfect. You know the rainbow crossing
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: around the corner? I saw.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: So what color is it now?
• 17:16
  Speaker 14: It's pink.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: It's pink.
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: Oh my goodness.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it. It's pink.
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: Do we know why?
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: Well, it was vandalized.
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: Are you being serious?
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: Who would do that?
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: Officials moved quickly to repair the damage, but the specialised
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: paint needed to restore the rainbow colours isn't currently available.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: The outstanding colours have been ordered, but there's an expected
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: three-month wait. So for now, the crossing will stay pink.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: With the city saying the full rainbow design will return,
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: don't worry. The temporary pink design is also a nod
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: to Lisbon's famous Pink Street. So while the rainbow is
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: taking a little break, Devatakant is still keeping things colourful.
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: I still think that pink is on brand for Devatakant, so... Yeah.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Because why not, man?
• 18:00
  Speaker 9: Exactly.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: I think it's very cool.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: In fact, I knew somebody who did something very cool
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: with the song Pink Pony Club.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: Please, let it rest.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: Whenever you cross, I want you to think about a song.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: When you cross that cross over there.
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: Whenever I walk over that thing, I'm going to hear
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: your voice singing Pink Pony Club.
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: I can't believe you did that. Why would I do that?
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: That was without my consent.
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: You're recording me.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: What do you mean? I was singing for vibes. Do
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: you know that's in your contract?
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: I know, I know.
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: But the thing is, I didn't know that there's a
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: secret microphone that records.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: Do you know that even when our mics are off,
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: the studio has a recording that's happening. So every time
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: you spoke nonsense about our boss, we have that on record.
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: I never spoke nonsense about our boss.
• 19:01
  Speaker 12: Oh, really?
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: I've never spoken nonsense about him. I've only just called
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: him diva and cutie.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: 17 July, 2025.
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: What did I say on the 17th of July?
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: We'll pull that up shortly.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: Pull it up and send it to me.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: I can play it live if you want to. I
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: remember what you said. It's okay.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: I'll keep it on file.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: Was it about Henny's dance moves? Because I said that yesterday.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: What did you say about Henny's dance moves? You know
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: what you said? You said that Henny looks dangerous. You
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: said that he could pull out a move.
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: And he probably can.
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he can. Anyway, I thought I'd share those.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: Lovely tidbits with you because you look like you're working
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: too hard today.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: That's it. Love it. Really do.
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: No, no, I'm blushing.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: Wait, did you blush? That's good. Oh, this is so,
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: I love my job. I really do.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: Can I just share something with you while we're listening
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: to this beautiful song in the background?
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: Five seconds of summer.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: This one's called Young Blood. It's on your show. Flash drive.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: KFM 94.5. So here's the great thing about Cassidy Jade Nicholson.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: She just seems like she sits there with her talent and,
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: you know, she sits and just becomes just this pretty
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: icon in the studio. However, this one over here brings
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: me an article that I love so much. And it
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: just shows you that, you know, sometimes you have an expectation.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: You just think, ah, you know, she does traffic. This
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: woman does so much more. Thank you for the article,
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: by the way. I liked it because you found it
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: on the socials and there was an individual who pretty
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: much said that he wants to give red cards, right?
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: to the strange things that guests have said. But it's
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: these strange complaints that people have had. And he wants
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: to give red cards to them. And I just realized,
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: you know that it's tourism month. And we're going to
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: have a lot of tourists coming into Cape Town and enjoying...
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: you know, our stay and returning back to their Seapoint apartments.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: So that's what's going to happen, right? So I was
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: just thinking that it would be nice to get some
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: people from the service industry onto this show to share
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: some of the craziest complaints they've received from guests. It
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: could be, yes, it could be foreign guests, but it
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: could be our locals as well. And I'm talking about
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: all sections of the service industry. Doesn't only have to
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: be restaurants and hotels. You know, there are people that
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: render different services. There are gutter cleaners and carpenters. And
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: I mean, there are so many individuals working in these spaces,
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: IT people. I want to hear the strangest complaints today,
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: especially if they are more strange than these.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Are you ready?
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: So this person, I know you've read this, but pretend
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: you haven't. There was no TV in my room. The
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: response there, that's the point of this lodge. Nature.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: Go outside and touch some grass, bro. I'll leave that
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: one for last.
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: I'll have to leave that one.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: I'll leave that one for second last. Sorry, there's so
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: many good ones. It rained the whole time while we
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: were here.
• 22:05
  Speaker 9: Sorry?
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: We don't do a rain dance next time. Sorry, man. Promise.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: It was the very facetious response that this person gave.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: Someone complained about the fact that it rained all the time.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: Like you can control the rain as a service provider.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: Come on.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: Then, okay, we don't think Ntabeni has the big five.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: We only saw three out of the five while we
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: were there. The response, oh, the leopard and elephant were
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: late to the dress rehearsal. We'll talk to them.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: Love the responses from this person as well. The ranger
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: wouldn't allow me to climb out and pet the lion.
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm so glad.
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: You'd probably be glad in retrospect too, right?
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: Are you serious? Do you really want a Nancy Guenya?
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: Do you understand what this is real? This is real life.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: It is a lion. Okay. This thing will chomp you.
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: It will.
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: And then the complaint is going to be different.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 23:05
  Speaker 11: I can tell this one wasn't lifted by Rafiki.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: You know, that sort of thing. So that happens. Told
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: you the one I'm going to leave for second loss.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: Here it comes. The tap water was dirty.
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: Stop it.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: Fun fact, water with a high mineral content can look discolored.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: And you know what?
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: They tell you this at many, many resorts in and
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: around this beautiful place. My top one is this, this complaint, man.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: They gave me dry, hard bread with coffee on the
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: morning game drive. It's called the Rusk, Susan.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: Come on, Susan.
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: And this happens all the time. The great thing is
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: Cassidy had one in the back pocket.
• 23:56
  Speaker 10: Of course.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: She shared a beautiful story. Oh, gosh. And what is
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: that story, Cassidy, about a complaint that you've heard of?
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: Oh, so I'm sitting with a bunch of my mates
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: and we're talking about like going to boulders.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: So if you don't know, Boulders is the beach with
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: the penguins. So my friend goes to the beach and
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: one of the tourists was very upset.
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: Very upset.
• 24:20
  Speaker 5: Why?
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: Ask me why.
• 24:21
  Speaker 5: Why?
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: Why aren't these penguins dancing? The penguins are supposed to
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: dance for the tourists. Why aren't the penguins dancing?
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: You see what I'm talking about?
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: Sorry, excuse me. Who told you that the penguins were
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: going to dance for you?
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: Very upset.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: You see what I'm talking about.
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: Disappointed.
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: They've probably not been back to Boulder's Beach.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because the penguins don't dance. Don't dance.
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: One out of five experience.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, one out of five. There's the rating as
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: well because they're not dancing penguins. The thing is, so
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: Happy Feet is an animation. It's a movie, right? That's
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: what Happy Feet is about. That's what you're going to get. Also, penguins,
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: they do, they walk.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: In a certain way. They waddle. You know what I mean?
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: And I mean, if you consider that a dance move,
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: then they are actually doing their thing. But if they
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: were just chilling, you can't get them to shuffle around.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: Complaints are crazy. And I know you've seen the craziest
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: of them. If you're in the service industry, render a
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: service of any sort and got a strange review or
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: a strange complaint, drop it on this show. It's about
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: time we throw it out there because it's tourism season.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: And we need to make sure that we are sweeping
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: these things aside and making sure we're ready for our
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: tourists to come through and for our normal, you know what,
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: our great locals who are going to be tourists in
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: their own city. It'll be so, so good. So 082-945-0940,
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: you are most welcome to share. Thank you. It is
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: Wonder Public West Coast. What a song for this day outside.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: This is beautiful. You see, that's what I'm trying to do, okay?
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: Not me.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: It's more Ashley, our music manager, but I'm going to
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: take credit for his hard work while he works in
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: that laboratory that he operates from with music. That's such
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: a good song for the day. Just on the coast, man.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: West Coast, checking out the beautiful, the ocean, glittering, looking
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: like a thousand diamonds on a blanket.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: It's gorgeous. It really is.
• 26:23
  Speaker 7: Hmm.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: I think I took that line roughly from Wish You
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: Were Here, from Incubus. Okay, anyway, welcome to your flash drive,
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: KFM 94.5. I shared with you something that Cassidy shared
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: with me. There was a little article and this dude
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: was saying a couple of red cards that he wants
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: to give people who have asked him nonsense and complained
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: about nonsense within his hospitality space.
• 26:48
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: Some of the craziest ones. I'll give you my favorite.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: When this response came through, they gave me dry hard
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: bread with coffee on the morning game drive.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: It was a rusk. Come on.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: And then strange things like we don't think Ntabeni has
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: the big five. We only saw three out of the
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: five while we were there. So it's like you can
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: handpick the animals.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Just get them all together in a conference meeting.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: And then the response. The one where they.
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: Complained about the fact that it was raining the whole time.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there was one of those as well.
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: Like, come now.
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: Saw almost no animals what we did see was obscured
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: by thick branches and trees and then the response there
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: was we'll be rearranging some fauna and flora and ask
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: the animals to make themselves visible next time around apologies
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: I love the responses to these.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: The clapbacks are very good.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: So I was just hoping ahead of the big season,
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: and it is tourism month, that we are ready for
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: all complaints that we may be able to face and
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: also know how to deal with them. I think that's
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: more important. Anonymous, you are up first. In fact, hold on, Anonymous,
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: before you go, I'm going to keep you on the
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: line with us because you must listen to some of
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: these along with Cassidy and I.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: Is that fine?
• 27:59
  Speaker 5: That's fine. Thanks, Colin.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: Hi, Cassidy.
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: Hello.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: I love the giggles. The giggles are the most important.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: Just take a listen to some of these and let's
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: see if these hit a note with you.
• 28:09
  Speaker 9: In a one-bedroom apartment flatlet that was rented on Airbnb
• 28:14
  Speaker 9: and had no other apartments nearby, the comment and complaint was,
• 28:19
  Speaker 9: there's not enough personal space in the dining room.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: I still haven't figured that one out.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: You see, I'm hearing you giggle, Anonymous. You understand what
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: I'm saying. People complain about nonsense, man. Can you just imagine?
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: Not enough personal space in the dining living room.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: Mind you, they chose that.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: They saw that and went, I want this one. And
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: then they were like, actually.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, guys, I can't lay down in the shower. What
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: is this? Anyway, I got another one.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: Annette messaged in. Anonymous, listen carefully to this one. Worked
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: at Spur 37 years ago. Gentleman orders a hot rock steak.
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: I asked if he knew what that was and he
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: asked me if I think he is a beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, stupid. Eventually,
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: I take it to him and he tells me if
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: he wanted to cook his own beep, beep, beep, beep, steak,
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: he would have stayed at home.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, no. I know.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: By the way, Anonymous, while I want to digress for
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: a second, I want to tell you about my hot
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: rock story.
• 29:19
  Speaker 9: Please.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: It features a man by the name of Keith. So.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: They didn't tell you about safety precautions around a hot truck, man.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: So we go to spur.
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: What is a hot truck?
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, so they just literally take like a piece of
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: cast iron and they heat it up. They heat it
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: up and they put on a wooden board and essentially
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: your steak continues to cook in front of you it's
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: a bit of theater for the table right all right
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: this i'm not sure if spurs still do it i
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: hope they do it because it was so cool so
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: here's the thing anonymous right now you know with hot
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: things and liquid what happens to hot things and liquid
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: it goes it becomes steam right like that's it So
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: my pops gets this hot rock.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: It comes to the table. It's blisteringly hot.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: And this man decides to put the Tabasco sauce on
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: the hot rock. It then vaporizes the Tabasco sauce. And
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: I remember this spur. It was the funniest thing ever.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: All of a sudden, it was like a wave of
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: people from table closest to us to further tables. All
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: you see is people. While you hear is this. Children
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: playing in the corner.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: I just hear.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: The whole spur was pretty much, he caused a toxic
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: spill in the air.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: It was the funniest thing ever.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: My eyes are watering just at that.
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: Because you know it's like when you accidentally rub your
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: eyes after you've cut chilies.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: You've vaporized Tabasco on the hot truck. My word. I
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: just have to share that. I'm sorry, Pops.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: But I mean, you won't be listening now because in
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: the Philippines, it's like tomorrow already.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: Here's another one that came through. Take a listen to this.
• 30:58
  Speaker 8: How's it going? I used to manage quite a famous
• 31:02
  Speaker 8: seafood restaurant in the waterfront. And I had an American
• 31:05
  Speaker 8: client who brought her plate to me and said, I
• 31:09
  Speaker 8: have a problem. My fish tastes fishy.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: Have you ever had fishy fish? Fishy fishy? Wait, there's
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: another one.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: Anonymous, while I'm keeping you here, because you're now part
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: of the show, because you better have a good story.
• 31:27
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: I do have another one for you. Listen to this.
• 31:30
  Speaker 7: Hey, Carl.
• 31:32
  Speaker 13: So I work for a short-term rental agency in Gans Bay.
• 31:37
  Speaker 13: We had a guest that checked into a property on
• 31:42
  Speaker 13: Beach Road right next to the busy bottom side of
• 31:46
  Speaker 13: Beach Road. And in their review, they complained that the
• 31:50
  Speaker 13: traffic noise was too loud.
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: Can we vet reviews? Can we vet them?
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: No, you can't.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: People will always just be that way. They just want
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: to say something. And now for you, Anonymous, the slam
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: dunk of this whole conversation. You better have a good one.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: Tell me about the strange complaint that you have received.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: Set the scene. In which service space are you?
• 32:15
  Speaker 5: So I'm a dental assistant, right?
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 32:19
  Speaker 5: And a couple of years I was watching for dentists.
• 32:23
  Speaker 5: And the patient comes in, they want some dentures. So
• 32:27
  Speaker 5: we go through the whole process of the dentures and
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: everything and it's time for them to come and collect.
• 32:33
  Speaker 5: So they come and collect the dentures and they put
• 32:37
  Speaker 5: it on and they look at the mirror and everything
• 32:39
  Speaker 5: and the dentist says, so are you happy? And the
• 32:42
  Speaker 5: patient replies, they look too natural. I would like them
• 32:47
  Speaker 5: to look more like dentures. So we're all staring at
• 32:51
  Speaker 5: each other and we're like, we're not sure what that means.
• 32:55
  Speaker 5: but they're supposed to look natural.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: I mean, isn't that a great compliment for your business
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: to get a strange compliment? They look too natural.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: Hold on.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: Why was the person needing that? Was there like a
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: denture look that they were going for? Was there anything
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: special about the dentures?
• 33:13
  Speaker 5: No, I do think in the area we were situated
• 33:16
  Speaker 5: in at that time, people want other people to know
• 33:19
  Speaker 5: that they've got four denture teeth, you know, the four
• 33:22
  Speaker 5: front teeth, the fashion gap. So when we made it,
• 33:27
  Speaker 5: it was a bit too natural.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: I got you.
• 33:29
  Speaker 5: It looked like natural teeth. So, yeah.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: Do you imagine that? Dude, it looks too natural. Like,
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: I want that fake teeth look, man. You know what
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: I mean? I want that plastic aesthetic.
• 33:45
  Speaker 5: I want that plastic on the show.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Come on, please. Don't you want to just make
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: sure that it's just a little bit more fake, man?
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: Thank you very much. You see, I thought it could
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: get worse. Thank you, Anonymous. You're a star. Are you
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: still working in the industry, by the way? You are?
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: I do, but I work in orthodontics now.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: Oh, I got you. So now it's just wisdom teeth now.
• 34:09
  Speaker 5: No, braces.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: Oh, braces. Okay. Braces are good stuff. It's lovely stuff.
• 34:14
  Speaker 6: Do you need braces, Carl?
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: You know, I got skewed teeth on the bottom and
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: I kind of just got used to them because when
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: I bite into an apple, I have like a little
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: pattern and then I know it's my teeth. So I
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: love how skewed my bottom teeth are. So I'm very happy.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: And I've got a passion gap of my own. I
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: was going to say, what about the top? And I
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: love this passion gap. So... I'm not going to need
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: orthodontics anytime soon. But, you know, you'll be very happy
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: to know that this brother, I floss every single day.
• 34:42
  Speaker 9: I am so proud.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: That's it. I don't mean to brag, but I do.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: I floss every day.
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: Can the complaints get any stranger?
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: We'll find out soon.
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: Shekinah questions on the flash drive on KFM 94.5. Can
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: the complaints get any stranger? Because we are in tourism months.
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: And I wanted to find out if there have been
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: some really crazy, strange complaints that people have thrown at you.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: Maybe some reviews.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: You know, we are heading to a big season all
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: over with regard to visitors coming from abroad. But now
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: we just need to make sure that we get this
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: on the table. Thank you very much for weighing in
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: and for sharing yours. I've been enthused. I've been entertained.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: I've heard all sorts of things, including... Hi.
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: Carl Cassidy.
• 35:29
  Speaker 9: So, I had.
• 35:32
  Speaker 12: A request once where the agent send an email booking
• 35:40
  Speaker 12: a half day city and table mountain. But we can
• 35:43
  Speaker 12: only book the table mountain visit when the tabletop actually
• 35:49
  Speaker 12: has the table cloth over.
• 35:52
  Speaker 14: I was like, what?
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: Are you what?
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: No, man.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: You see, it's that what that's going to happen very soon.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: We need more of tablecloth, man.
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: Please.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much. I'm looking for more cloud. It's
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: giving bear.
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying?
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: I want more. Thank you.
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: Just watch, right?
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: It's the days where they want the tablecloth, where they
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: go up Table Mountain and they go, no, man, but why.
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: Can't we see the view? Ma'am, you're in the cloth.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: You're in it.
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: Quite literally.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: You've asked for it. You are the cloth. Here's another one.
• 36:26
  Speaker 7: I work for a group of luxury safari lodges and
• 36:29
  Speaker 7: we had a complaint from guests who traveled from the
• 36:32
  Speaker 7: other side of the world to come on safari. They
• 36:36
  Speaker 7: complained that they didn't realize that they'd need to go
• 36:38
  Speaker 7: out on a game vehicle. They thought that they would
• 36:41
  Speaker 7: just sit on the deck of their room and the
• 36:43
  Speaker 7: animals would parade past and they wouldn't have to leave
• 36:46
  Speaker 7: their rooms.
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: I've never heard of animal entitlement ever until that voice note.
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: 2026 is a crazy time.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: Imagine that entitlement.
• 36:56
  Speaker 11: But no, the zebra must walk past my room.
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: I didn't sign up for this, hey?
• 37:01
  Speaker 11: What do you mean?
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: Get on a car.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: No, but exactly.
• 37:04
  Speaker 11: Why must I get into a car out of my comfortable.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: You know how much I paid for this room?
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: I wanted to wake up when I felt like it.
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: Mind you, now I must wake up at the crack
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: of dawn.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: And it's not even guaranteed.
• 37:15
  Speaker 11: Oh my, even this bed, it's supposed to be king size.
• 37:17
  Speaker 11: I want lion king size bed.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: What do you mean?
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: Animal entitlement is not a thing, by the way. We
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: need to tell. We need to check to all the
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: luxury lodges. You're going to have animal entitlement. It's going
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: to happen on all fronts. Jesse and Imsaki, how dare you?
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: In fact, I dare you to be a part of
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: something called The Concept. Just to give you another explainer,
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: if you are new to the show, welcome to The
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: Flash Drive. It's KFM 94.5. And what is The Concept? Well,
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: it's a fun game where you have to find out
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: what is on this thing. piece of paper the challenge
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: here is that cassidy gets to look at this piece
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: of paper now i'll give you a quick demo as
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: to how this flows and then you'll get an idea
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: let's just say on this thing is the word fan
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: so how would you help somebody calling in say the
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: word fan because we can't say it we can only
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: give clues to it so give me a single word fan.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: I'll say supporter. Hot supporter. So now that might throw
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: you off. But then the next day, you say?
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: Hand.
• 38:29
  Speaker 5: Ah.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: And I say blow. And then the next day.
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: I'm really running out of words here.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: You already? And the next day?
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: You will say?
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: Just say tastic.
• 38:48
  Speaker 11: Fantastic.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And then I will say, cheering. And then we
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: move on and we try your, this is how difficult
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: it is for us. I just want you to know,
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: this is what we go through when we see this
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: thing on the piece of paper. So this is why
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: it's important for you to know that we try our
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: best to give you single word clues. And today is
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: no different. In fact, today I'm kind of racking my
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: brain to see which type of word. I know you
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: said you're also struggling to find a word because it
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: would be quite challenging. But I'm sure there will be
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: one that I know we can get to as long
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: as you're ready for it.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: Is this Maddie?
• 39:28
  Speaker 7: Yes, hi.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: Hey, Maddie.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: I feel like you have a good idea as to
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: what this could be, right?
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: You're going to win this thing today. Please do.
• 39:36
  Speaker 9: That would be lovely.
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: Okay, well, I think you're going to be fine. I
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: think you're going to be perfectly fine. All right, so
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: good luck to you. And let's see how this works. First,
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: I need to give you the famous intro of the concept.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: It is honestly something that I look forward to.
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: Every day.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: Yep, every single day. Answer the question.
• 40:02
  Speaker 7: Did I get it? You're asking me nonsense?
• 40:06
  Speaker 12: Tell me again.
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: Spirit animal. Spirit animal.
• 40:12
  Speaker 10: Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: Maddy, two single word clues coming at you. Let's see
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: how we roll in this one. Okay, Cassidy, first word
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: to help Maddy out.
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: Maddy, how's the word?
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: Hello, can I just interject here? Thanks for clicking on
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: the podcast and supporting the flash drive. You can't get
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: the concept words here. You're going to have to listen
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: to them live a little later. I still love you though.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: Okay, good luck. Come on.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: Maddie, thanks for trying. Please keep on guessing. No, thank
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: you so much. I hope that you claim your prize soon.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: Two nights, dinner, bed, breakfast, Grand Hotel, Robertson awaits you.
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: It's valued at 10,000 Rand. Figure out what the concept is.
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: You heard those two guesses, both incorrect.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: What are yours? Let me know tomorrow. And while we edit.
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: Cat's Eye Animal, a brand new number one on the
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: KFM Top 40 at the moment. Can any of the
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: other tracks you hear on KF94. 5 beat it? Well, you're
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: going to have to find out in the ultimate battle
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: of music. It happens every Saturday, 10 a.m. till 2 p.m.
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: exclusively on the KFM Top 40. Task at hand. This
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: is your flash drive. I'm going to call someone in
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: a second, hopefully you, so you can pick some songs.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: We've picked three, but you have to pick the one
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: that is the best and make sure that we are divided. Obviously,
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: one of us is better than the other two, and
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: you will be able to decide that. It's as simple
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: as that. So far, Cassidy's gone on a bit of
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: a scary run of songs. And I'm hoping that it
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: will be quelled today by whatever she picks.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: But I have a feeling that you're going to continue.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: Just you have this thing in your eye about the call, man.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: I get so excited. Yes.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: But whatever playlist you're picking from, it's a good playlist
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: because I'm scared of you in the call, but that's later.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: People are scared of traffic.
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: I actually got a message in here from someone who
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: is really needing you to tell them what is happening
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: into the turn off to strand. It's looking really bad
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: on that side. Do you have an information piece for that?
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: If you do, I Want to Seize Traffic is brought
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: to you by Outurance. SMS out to 30605 now and
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: you can save in your coinsurance if you don't ask
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: them for 500 Rand. Now you can tell me.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: Lynn Jacobs.
• 42:35
  Speaker 11: Hi, Paul.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: How are you?
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: Oh, sorry.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: I just meant, you know, you name and surname me too.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: I deserve that. I'm sorry. Sorry, Lynn.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: Now, Lynn from the state is probably your best title,
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: of course.
• 42:49
  Speaker 9: Okay.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: You're a receptionist, apparently, right? What type of industry are
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: you in?
• 42:55
  Speaker 11: In the hospitality industry.
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: Hospitality industry. Very interesting. Have you ever received a strange complaint?
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: We were chatting about this earlier and some people had
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: the weirdest of complaints.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: Like strange stuff.
• 43:10
  Speaker 11: Like what?
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: Well, if I give you an example.
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: This one person that works at luxury lodges said that
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: they were unhappy that they had to go on to
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: a safari vehicle. They thought the animals came to their chalet.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: There was another lady who works as a dental assistant
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: and apparently they created dentures that looked too real. The
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: person wanted a bit more of a fake denture look.
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: It happened earlier, I'm telling you now. And this is
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: all in the service industry. People must complain in strange things,
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: especially if you work in hospitality.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: Like the eggs are too eggy. Oh, what type of hospitality.
• 43:48
  Speaker 6: Are you in?
• 43:49
  Speaker 12: Oh, okay.
• 43:49
  Speaker 5: I could try a restaurant with fish.
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: You see, another guy said that he was working at
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: a restaurant and someone complained that the fish was too fishy.
• 43:58
  Speaker 11: Too fishy, yes.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: You see what I'm saying?
• 44:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, man.
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: Anyway, it's good to know that you work in that
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: industry as well. I need to increase my intake of fish.
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: And as a Capetonian, if I know someone who can organize,
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: you must.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: I'm talking about, I'm actually looking for some quality. You
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: know what I'm saying? But as long as they're on
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: the good list.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: We'll talk again. We'll talk again.
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: I want to go all the way because you're in Kensington.
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: I want to chat to John Dix from Nisner, your opponent.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: What's up, man?
• 44:32
  Speaker 9: Hey, Mr.
• 44:33
  Speaker 11: Wastey and team. How are you guys doing?
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: Fantastic.
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: Why does your name sound so familiar? I feel like
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: I know you, John Dix. Wait, I stayed at your premise.
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: I stayed at Pazula. We broadcasted from there.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: No ways. Come on.
• 44:45
  Speaker 14: I believe so.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: Were you not there at the time?
• 44:48
  Speaker 14: No, no, no, no.
• 44:50
  Speaker 8: Well, it was probably a few.
• 44:52
  Speaker 5: Years ago, a few moons ago.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: Well, John, welcome from Pazula Nature Retreat. Have you received
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: any strange complaints from your people?
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: Not really. Like the trees were too leafy?
• 45:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and the wind's too windy and the rain's too
• 45:11
  Speaker 5: much rain, but you know, nothing we can't control.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: Of course, man.
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: You know, you guys are wonderful in this industry.
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: Well, let's see how this plays out. Lynn, would you
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: like to go first or second?
• 45:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, let's go first.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: Alright, no problem.
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: Your flash word today is a lovely one. It's nice
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: and easy.
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: It's grey.
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: So remember can be phonetic. So grey can be spelt
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: in a various amount of ways. So it could be G-R-A, G-R-E,
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: you know, like, as long as you've got grey, you'll
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: be fine.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: Cool?
• 45:45
  Speaker 9: Okay.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: Alright.
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: Think about grey. But just don't be grey. You have
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: to be colourful like you always are, but just think
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: about it. 30 seconds on the clock. Your time begins
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: with a flash of being grey. In 3, 2, 1,
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: let's roll. A book by E.L.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: James.
• 46:01
  Speaker 5: Oh, Fifty Shades of Grey.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: A long-distance bus brand.
• 46:06
  Speaker 11: Of greyhounds.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: A citrus fruit.
• 46:10
  Speaker 5: Grape.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: Grapefruit. A French vodka.
• 46:17
  Speaker 7: Grappa.
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: No.
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: Greyhouse. Greyhouse.
• 46:20
  Speaker 9: Greyhoof or something.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: Greygoose. A prayer before eating.
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: Grape.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: Thank you very much.
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: Can I tell you the joy I hear when you're
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: sickling with yourself for an answer? I'm just saying, you're
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: entertaining me so lucky here. Especially with your grey goose. No,
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: grey who?
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: Grey goose.
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: That's how you must play, man. You must give yourself
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: a chance by guessing. You'll be fine. That was five
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: out of five.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: No, well done. Five out of five. That was superb. John,
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: there's your hoot. It's time to start. Graze your flash
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: for 30 seconds. Your time begins in three, two, one.
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: Let's go. Australia's natural wonder of nature. The Great Barrier Reef.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: A dog breed. Greyhound. A vine fruit.
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: Grapes.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: A medical drama series.
• 47:14
  Speaker 11: Grey's Anatomy.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: The reception class of big school.
• 47:20
  Speaker 11: Graduation.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: Reception class.
• 47:25
  Speaker 5: School.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: Not many people know this, I know, but the R
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: in grade R is reception. Grade R. Grade R. There
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: we go.
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: Dude, that was almost there. That was almost a tiebreaker moment.
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: But John Dix, thank you very much. And I will
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: say your Pazula area is breathtaking. Honestly, everybody needs to
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: visit that area.
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: And you're part of the nature retreat, right? Yes, yes,
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: that's correct. I'm the project manager there.
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: Well, we need to send people your way. If you
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: haven't seen that entire area, it's lush.
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: Green and beautiful. It's like another world. John, thanks a
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: lot for your time today. Thanks for playing, man.
• 48:07
  Speaker 11: Thank you very much, Tim.
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: Have a lovely evening.
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: No problem. Hey, Lynn.
• 48:11
  Speaker 10: Hi.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: You are great.
• 48:13
  Speaker 10: I love to play another day.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: You are great. Also send love to your sister.
• 48:19
  Speaker 5: I will do that.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: I appreciate you.
• 48:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I know.
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: I know your sister's somewhere there.
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: She was quiet today, but it's okay. We'll chat to
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: her again tomorrow. It is your flash drive. Flash word.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: Take Lynn on.
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: Tomorrow, same time, same space. Coldplay and the Chainsmokers. Something
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: just like this.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: I'm excited.
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: Yesterday, I began by asking somebody's boss for some time off,
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: and I was successful. I'm not sure the same is
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: going to apply today, but I am willing to try.
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: This is my service to you. Along with Lotto Land,
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: I am going to get you a day off. And
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: I think the perfect day is the 25th of September
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: because 24th' s that Heritage Day on a Thursday, then.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: We come back to work on a Friday, then we
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: have a weekend. Unacceptable.
• 49:09
  Speaker 5: No.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: I'm going to try and get the 25th for you.
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: If that works for you, then I'd suggest you go
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: to primemediaplus.com, tell me why you need a spring break,
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: and let's sort you out.
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: Spring break.
• 49:20
  Speaker 4: Your life-changing spring escape from the office starts here.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: With your share of 100,000 rand.
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: Thanks to Lottoland on KFM 94.5. Taryn Dickens.
• 49:29
  Speaker 9: Hello.
• 49:29
  Speaker 4: Hello.
• 49:35
  Speaker 9: Hi, Carl.
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: How are you?
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: Very, very excited. Taryn, I am hearing that you work
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: in one of the... Most fast-paced industries and the most
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: unpredictable industries the planet has to offer. Shipping, exports, the
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: seasonality of it is enough to give you a headache.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: But you work, all right? You do your thing.
• 49:57
  Speaker 5: There we go, we do.
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: Plus, I heard in your story that some of your
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: family members have had a bit of a health scare,
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: including your daughter, I believe.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: Are you okay? Is everything okay after that? Well, she
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: was actually just discharged yesterday. Are you serious?
• 50:10
  Speaker 4: I'm so sorry.
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 50:13
  Speaker 5: But she's doing much better.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: Was it nervous system related?
• 50:16
  Speaker 5: With metric, it must be the metric exam currently.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: Well, as long as you, Taryn, as a super mom
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: you are, to just tell your daughter to keep on
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: trusting herself. She must take her time. She must take
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: a breath when she needs to. And I think most
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: of the time, our kids put unnecessary pressure upon themselves.
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: And we've got to hold space for them in that
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: regard and tell them that it's, you know what, you're
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: doing the best that you can. Anything that exceeds that
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: is going to be pushing yourself over the limit.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: Just do your best. Trust yourself. You know, those things
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: are important.
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: And then you, to be there for her in this time,
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: to have a day off, Taryn, let's try.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: And get you that.
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: I need to know some details before I make this
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: phone call to your boss. Number one is, are there
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: any things that you know that your boss enjoys? Like,
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: so I can add it to the conversation. Like, almost like, how.
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: Did Carl know that? Soccer United.
• 51:16
  Speaker 11: Really?
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: Manchester United?
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: So if I pretend to be a massive Manchester United fan,
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: I could put this over the line for you.
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: I will do that for you.
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: If it gets you a day off, I will pretend
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: to be a massive Manchester United fan.
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: You will do that.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: Okay, Taryn, I got you covered. I've got my brief.
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: I'm ready to do this.
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: Can I also ask, 25 September is a good place
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: to shoot for because, you know, we've got 24th, which
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: is a public holiday. Then there's a Friday where it's not.
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: Can I ask for 25 September? Let's try. Let's do it.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: All right. You've given me your boss's details. What's the
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: worst thing that could happen? You know what I'm saying?
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: Come on.
• 51:53
  Speaker 9: Exactly.
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: It's either yes or no. But just watch me.
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: Okay, by the way, on the record, I support Real Madrid.
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: So now I need to do a united thing.
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: Watch me cook.
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: If it gets you there, it gets you there. Let's
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: make this phone call, Taryn.
• 52:08
  Speaker 6: Here we.
• 52:17
  Speaker 12: Go.
• 52:20
  Speaker 9: Hello?
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: Hello, is this Brandon?
• 52:26
  Speaker 5: That is correct.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: Hi, Brandon.
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: Hi, I'm so sorry to bother you. My name is
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: Carl Wastey. I'm calling from KFM 94.5. Oh, epic show.
• 52:34
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: You're the response. That was the best response I've ever
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: received to a phone call, brother. Thank you. Brandon, I'm sorry.
• 52:49
  Speaker 11: No, no, no, no, no.
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: I mean, you're the ops manager of Go Global Logistics.
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: What a phenomenal company you work for.
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: I call on a.
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: It's a very important task that I have, and it's
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: actually a question I have to ask you. But before
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: we get there... Don't you think Manchester United is on
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: the come up? I know there was a little bit
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: of a 2-2 over the weekend, but there's something about
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: the play. Bruno Fernandes finding his own in this team.
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: I feel like Sheshko should start, though, if I think
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: about it. But, I mean, what are your thoughts on
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: Manchester United at the moment? I mean, this could be
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: a good season.
• 53:26
  Speaker 6: I mean, we could do better. We are going to
• 53:29
  Speaker 6: do better.
• 53:29
  Speaker 13: Of course.
• 53:30
  Speaker 6: The team just needs to work with each other. And
• 53:35
  Speaker 6: Bruno Fernandes, he's doing phenomenal, and so is Cesco.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 53:38
  Speaker 6: But yeah, I guess you're just going to see how
• 53:40
  Speaker 6: the season plays, eh?
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: I think, like, Cesco shouldn't be, like, an impact player.
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: I think they should get him on, and they should
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: find a dynamic system in the front, you know, so
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: that you can get the Cunha's, you know, and Buermo's
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: qualities together to almost support Cesco.
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: I would be happy.
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: I would even be happy to see Marcus Rashford behind
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: a striker role, almost, like, receiving and making play from
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: that side.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: He could be really dangerous.
• 54:02
  Speaker 14: That's very true, eh?
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: I mean, just to try, you know, especially if you
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: want to do that.
• 54:06
  Speaker 6: It's a super sub, what you mean?
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: That's the thing, a super sub, man. Just trust me.
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: If you let that man cook from the beginning of
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: the game, I'm sure you can put in some proper
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: work there for you. Anyway, that's going to be a
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: great season for Manchester United. I have a good feeling
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: about that, you know. And just on the topic of football,
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: one of your star players that you have in your
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: Go Global team, because, of course, you are the Alex
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: Ferguson of Go Global. as the ops manager.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you are. You're the, you're the Fergie of go global.
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: Um, one of your star strikers, someone who can, I
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: get the honesty, the Eric Cantona of your team, Taryn
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: Dickens is one of the hardest workers that I've ever met.
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: And the thing is, Taryn has asked me, given me
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: the privilege of asking you if she can have the
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: 25th of September off. just the day off because she's
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: got a lot of things on a plate at the moment.
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: You know, the, the daughter's doing prelims and I just
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: want to make sure that as a team, we resting
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: the right.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: Type of players.
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: And I think that if we're going to go into
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: approach to win the league for go global, Tara needs
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: to sit on the bench on Friday, the 25th of
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: September to recoup and come back even hungrier. Are you
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: willing to, to approve that sort of a rest for
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: one of your star players?
• 55:23
  Speaker 6: Well, I mean, I can speak to her tomorrow and
• 55:26
  Speaker 6: see what we can do.
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: Can you do that? Can you promise to do that
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: for me?
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: I'd really appreciate that and then make it happen because
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: I think she could really do with a nice long break,
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: like a spring break between 24 and that Sunday. It's
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: like a four-day off type of period with the weekend included.
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: I think it'll be quite nice for her. I think
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: she'll really benefit from that type of rest and come
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: back even hungrier and score more goals for Go Global.
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: No.
• 55:50
  Speaker 6: No, Carl, I understand. I will promise to you, I
• 55:52
  Speaker 6: will speak to Taren tomorrow and see what we can do.
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: Brandon, thank you, man. Clearly, this is why you are
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: the Alex Ferguson of Go Global Logistics. Thank you so much.
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: I appreciate you. And we'll chat again very soon. Thank you, Brandon.
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: Thank you, Carl.
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: All right. I will do. Cheers, Brandon.
• 56:10
  Speaker 4: Taren.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: Come on!
• 56:13
  Speaker 11: Yes!
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: Scenes of jubilation at Old Trafford as Taryn Dickens takes
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: a day.
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: Off on the 25th of September. Goodness gracious me. Come on.
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: Come on. Come on. Taryn.
• 56:35
  Speaker 9: Taryn.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: We'll see how it goes.
• 56:37
  Speaker 7: Taryn.
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: We did it. We did it.
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: You're getting the 24th of September off of Thuringia now.
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: The star player is resting. You deserve the rest.
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: Well done. And you know what? So you can enjoy
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: the long weekend. I'm giving you 5,000 rand. Lovely. You're lovely.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: You know that?
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: You made me go full United, eh? Goodness gracious me.
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: I need to take a cold shower now.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: My word. Did you hear me go? I sounded like
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: a real supporter. Did you hear me?
• 57:11
  Speaker 11: You were so confident.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: You sounded so confident.
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: I'm actually a bit sweaty. Anyway, I did that for
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: you because I care about you and I want you
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: to have that long weekend.
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: So well done, Taryn. And you got 5,000 bucks. Just
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: a quick one.
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: Have you perhaps placed a bet on Lotto Land on
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: or after 3 September? Just a small question. I have.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: Have you?
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, stop it. I'm giving you another five thousand. That's
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: ten thousand for the whole long weekend.
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: Never mind.
• 57:41
  Speaker 11: I'm giving you 10,000.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: Because you are Go Global's number 10. That's why. You
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: enjoy and well done.
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: Taryn Dickens is getting a day off and the US
• 57:51
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• 57:53
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• 57:59
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• 58:07
  Speaker 1: Enter. Tell me why you need a spring break and
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: let me work. It's Lady Zamar. Love is blind. Coming
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: up on the flash drive is the one-up.
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: And we were told by Jodie West just yesterday that
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: our one-up from yesterday was just, it was interesting. It
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: was very patriotic because we did it all about the
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: spring box, remember?
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: Yep. Yeah.
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: So producer Pietro set us a little task and we
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: had to one-up one another. And if you missed out
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: on that, because we're going to do another one in
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: the next couple of minutes, This is what came out
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: of our mouths. Sometimes unbelievable things, things that we kind
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: of hope that the boss is all comfortable not listening
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: to the radio and this show, this part of the
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: show plays out.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: This was yesterday.
• 58:51
  Speaker 14: Have you ever thought, if you look at the Springbok
• 58:54
  Speaker 14: players and their names, what side hustles would they have?
• 58:58
  Speaker 4: Sio Khaleesi, he makes binoculars and spectacles.
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: And his catchphrase is, come see ya.
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: See ya binoculars, come see ya, see ya. A print
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: and copy shop. Ambrose Papir.
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: A conflict resolution service. Willem, sir, or won't him, sir?
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: A food critic. Apelele Fassi.
• 59:20
  Speaker 3: Fassi's Fossi food critique.
• 59:23
  Speaker 4: An ADHD medication company. It'll stop you from faffing. Charity organisation.
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: Dion. Everything's free.
• 59:33
  Speaker 4: A financial aid service.
• 59:35
  Speaker 9: Yes.
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: Grant Williams. Grant Williams, your grant guarantee.
• 59:39
  Speaker 11: Your grant guarantee.
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: I actually also had a finance person. Trading company. Financial advice.
• 59:47
  Speaker 4: Ox.
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: His surname is Cher. You can get an ox in Cher.
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: Get an ox.
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: Get an ox.
• 59:55
  Speaker 4: And he share the share.
• 59:58
  Speaker 7: Get an ox.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 3: Willie LaRue. He makes men's underwear. That's it.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: Willie, Willie, Willie. That's for you and Libro.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: Massage studio. Like a franchise. Like a massive chain of them.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: Cameron Hanekom. Because when you go for a massage, the Hanekom.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 3: A hotline to pimp on people who are doing bad things.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: Psychologist. Kanan Moody.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: A public library.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: Bring it.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: Because it's filled with mini lip books.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: So many lip books. You know those portable toilets? Those portaloos?
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: Vincent Shatuka.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 3: I'm done. Get me out of here. I have no words.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 6: Yay!
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: That's for Jodie. Who else would it be for? He
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: makes us sound so good. Oh my word. Woo!
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: Can we even better that this evening? Find out soon enough.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: Just please stick around. It's a flash drive. And some
• 1:00:58
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• 1:01:01
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• 1:01:04
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• 1:01:07
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• 1:01:11
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• 1:01:14
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• 1:01:32
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• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: KFM 94.5. You heard how we worked the Springboks and
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: their side hustles yesterday. What will today's one-up be? Pietro
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: sets the scene. Cassidy and I lay it down. What
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: are you thinking today, sir?
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 14: I'm thinking, how about the first draft taglines for sports brands?
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: The first draft taglines for sports brands? Hmm.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 14: You guys are coming up with some real bangers.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: Oh, thank you.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 14: I feel like some of the brands need to just
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 14: listen back and go, this is what we need to
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 14: change it to.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: No, I would prefer not. Because we've said some things
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: here that I don't think everybody's going to like, which
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: is okay, because it's all in jest. We just like
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: to play a bit at the end of the show
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: and then go home and have a laugh in the car.
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  Speaker 2: That's what we do normally. So, Sports brands, first draft slogan.
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  Speaker 2: In fact, so you, let me try and program this. Okay,
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: I've got some sports background. Cassidy, give us a little
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  Speaker 2: taste of what you think this should be.
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  Speaker 3: Gymshark. Discounts in caption.
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  Speaker 1: Is it because it's very highly influenced a brand, that.
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  Speaker 6: Sort of thing?
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  Speaker 4: I haven't seen one person wearing Gymshark. who isn't offering
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  Speaker 4: a discount code.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that's very true.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean? It's always like cat 10.
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  Speaker 1: Let me guess. Do you have one for burnt?
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Can be found on the prom.
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  Speaker 2: I was going to go official brand of Pilates studios
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  Speaker 2: in Cape Town.
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  Speaker 1: Yes. That would be the first drop. But basically anywhere
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  Speaker 1: people move, burnt. That's it.
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  Speaker 2: Even when you're shopping at Constantia Village, burnt.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 5: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: Good slogans. Those are the first drop, but they had
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: to change it. Yes?
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 3: Oh, so you want to take running seriously now? It's Essex.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 10: No horse.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I have a slogan.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Tour.
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  Speaker 1: There's a brand called Hocker.
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  Speaker 4: If there is anyone who is good at a callback,
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 4: it is Carl Wastey.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. I know it's ho-co, but it just worked okay.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: It works. Thank you. The other one, I had another
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: slogan for ho-co.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 12: Oh, yeah?
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: Pape. Next. Yeah?
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 3: Listen, a Ferrari is cheaper. North Face.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: You know, I'm still trying to detect a liar. It's
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: not working.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: I did price myself one of those. So like this winter,
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: I'm going to go in with North Face. I came
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: out with like a puffer from another retailer.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 7: Listen.
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  Speaker 1: I was very happy with it as well. It worked
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: just fine.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 3: I went to a sale. I walked out with nooks.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: That is what we're working with. Sometimes it is that way.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: All right. Let's go with... Okay. Do you have one
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: for Under Armour? Okay. I went with Under Armour.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 10: All right.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 2: I think it would be cool to have this. They
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: don't because it was vetted. But perform between The Rock
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: and A Hard Place.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: Come on. Come on.
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  Speaker 3: That is good.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, they could have used that.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 3: They could have.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: Thank you very much. Appreciate you.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 4: Check here it's your dad's birthday soon new balance.
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  Speaker 10: Yep now we know what you get for yes your
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 10: birthday i thought my one was like a bit more
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 10: catchy yeah uh new balance it's what you got even
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 10: though your knees are shot.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: Thought that they would go with that but then they
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: vetted it it's fine do you have one for puma.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 3: No tell me.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: Sorry. Just came to mind. Any more? Okay.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 3: Speedo.
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  Speaker 4: Because you take swimming seriously and your tan even more seriously.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 4: Also leaving nothing to the imagination since 1928.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: That's where I'm going.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I have a very intimate relationship with Speedo
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: because of the water polo days.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: Yes. Yep. There was no imagination at all.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 3: None.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 7: None.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: Yep. Speedo was intense. You could see the follicles. Serving
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: my community since 1928. Your community.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 3: No, sir, that's her.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: Have you seen the diving at the Olympics?
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 3: That is very true. That is very true.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: Next slogan?
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: I'll go, it's Nike, not Nike. Then they just said, no, man,
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: just throw it out. And they're like, no, but they
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: need to know it's Nike. And it can't be Nike.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: Everybody's saying Nike.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: No, just, you know what? Then the big boss came
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: in and said, you know what?
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 8: Just do it.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: And then that's how they came to that last one.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: That's how they had an argument. The guy was like,
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: settle this. Just do it. And then they did it.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: Next.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 3: Aloe yoga or Lululemon?
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: Yes. Where is this going?
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 4: Look spiritual while being broke now. Have you seen the
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 4: price tags of those comets?
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: Salamon. Stunk footer. I've never seen a clean pair, Salomon.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 12: Never, never.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: These people use those things properly. I mean, kudos to them.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 7: Oh, gosh.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: They just need a little system in the middle there
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: just to freshen it up.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: Barefoot?
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 3: Oh, you got these? Have you ever seen a pair
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 3: of barefoot? Might as well be barefoot.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: This is cranial. Danlop.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: Your tires are making a racket.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 11: Come on.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 12: Come on.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: Am I close? I should have been in the pitch meeting.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: Come on, man.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 3: One last one from my side.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: Do it.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 3: Prince.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 7: Sorry.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: The thing is, if I don't qualify this, it's going
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: to just... You're going to make strange... So, I have
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: to get this song up. It's important. Because otherwise, she
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: just made a strange sound on air. It wouldn't make
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: sense to you. No. sorry. I need to qualify this. So,
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: you know. There we go.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 2: Just wanted to make sure that that's sorted, done and dusted.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: I wanted to make sure it's qualified. Anyway, we're back tomorrow. Hopefully,
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: have yourself a lovely evening. Brandon and Utah up next.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: Look after yourself, please. Let's have some more fun on
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: the Wednesday edition where it's Hum Day. Another chance to
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 2: get me to ask your boss for a day off.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: Clicks is going to give you some lovely stuff. And Concept,
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: don't forget the words from today. Hopefully, you can figure
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: it out and win a $ 10, 000 prize. So don't miss
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: all of that. Four hours tomorrow.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: We have a date.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 3: Okay, love you.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 6: Bye.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 5: Bye.
• 1:09:35
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• 1:09:39
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