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138: Garrick The Sex Pest - Seeking Sister Wife (S5 E4) · Reality TV Cringe

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Hello, and welcome to Reality TV Cringe. I am one of your hosts,
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Celia, and I am here with my real tight homegirl and my daughter
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in law Beatrice. What's up pose, How y'all doing out there? God
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live in their whole lives? Oh my god, we are gathered here today
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to talk about the most triggering show on television right now. Correct me if
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I'm wrong. That's only because Sister Wives isn't on right now, right,
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but Seeking Sister Wife is on. Yeah, and that Garrick guy, dude
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slimeball. You know how, like when you're having a triggered reaction, psychology
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will say, well, take a moment and try to investigate your internal world
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to see what in you mirrors what you are observing that's triggering. You know,
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nothing, nothing in me is like Garrick. No, he is a
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piece of shit. Yep, sex cult, sex trafficking, sex abuser.
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I know. He's literally the fucking worst every episode. I told you before
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we started this, like he's worse this season than last season. Like last
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season he was just kind of this like shitty guy, like everybody knew he
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was a piece of shit. Yeah, this season, I'm like, oh
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my god, you're ten times worse. Next level, I can't and I
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try not to victim blame because I feel like Danielle must be some kind of
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a victim if she's choosing to stay in this relationship, but like, at
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some point I want to shake her and be like, bitch, I mean,
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what are you doing. Isn't that like what is it called Stockholm Syndroom?
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Isn't it like that? It's like that she's crazy and she does these
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lives on Instagram and every single comment is telling Danielle like, please leave this
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dweb of a man that you're married to. He's a piece of shit,
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he's a sex pest. He's using you, he's manipulating you through faith.
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And she's just like, no, it's okay. I had the vision from
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God too well. I saw some footage from my guess their last season,
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which I think was a couple of years ago, that aired right, and
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I don't mean to be rude, but like she's aged, yeah a decade,
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yeah, because of Eric, couple of years since ROBERTA. Yeah.
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I'm like, lady, take it easy. I know I worry about you
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a little bit kind of, but at the same time, you get what
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you settle for. And if you're settling for this piece of shit, that's
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on you. Facts Now, before we get into the episode. In some
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advance. Thank you. Okay, So, after being deeply and thoroughly triggered
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by Garrick, I had to go up on the in and net. But
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apparently it's been kind of a conspiracy that Danielle got pregnant last year and has
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since had a baby. No. Yeah, I guess she hasn't really been
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on IG except for around the time that the show started. Previous to that,
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we really didn't see a lot of her, so people just thought maybe
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she's pregnant, maybe she had a baby. Well, I guess in the
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last week they did a live Garrick and Danielle and some sleuthy Reddit saw in
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the background a bassinette No for a newborn. No, So it feels like
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Danielle has had a child with Garrick because that's the solution to everything. Let's
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just bring a child into the equation. It'll make everything better. What did
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I literally say last week? I don't know if it was on the vander
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Pump Pod or The Valley, I don't care. I literally talked about how
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straight couples tend to have kids in their marriages to think thinking that it'll make
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everything better and it'll solve their problems. But like we talked about, it
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only amplifies them. So what having Garret's love child like, I don't understand
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she deeply and desperately loves him for some reason that I cannot detect or suss
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out. Because he is physically not my type, intellectually, emotionally, spiritually
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not my type. I can't even fathom a world where he's anybody's type.
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He's literally a piece of human shit. But yeah, I just saw I
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just can't send either. He's really terrible. Wow. There is one more
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piece of gossip that I wanted to talk with you, but it's not really
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gossip. It's some unearthed information about Rebecca or Becky and Justin. Now.
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Becky is the wife who acts as a wingman for her husband Justin. We
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saw them in last week's episode where she goes to approach a lady at a
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bar to try and offer her her husband. Yeah, and it's really weird
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and there was something just kind of off about her. Yeah, did we
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say that. Yeah, we said she was kind of culty, kind of
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weird, kind of weird vibes. Okay, so apparently it has come out,
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and it's been out maybe for a little while. But she grew up
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in a total cult, a polygamous I think sex called with child brides,
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the leader of which was a guy named Tony Alamo, And I could swear
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to god I watched an OPRAH on this way back in the day, or
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maybe I watched a dateline in BC on this. But if I recall correctly,
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Tony Alamo was a terrible sexual predator and cult leader, And so Becky's
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mother was spiritually married to Tony Alamo, who also had multiple wives, some
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of which were as young as eight years old. What so, when we're
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saying childbride, we're not just talking about seventeen sixteen, which is terrible.
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We're talking about seven and eight year old, literal childre child brides, right,
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which I guess the government thought at the time that Becky's mother knew full
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well that there were eight year old child brides that were with Tony Alamo.
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WHOA. And if you recall Becky mentions that she and her husband Justin got
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married when she was fifteen and he was nineteen, Well he's actually the son
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of another cult member who I think testified for Tony Alamo and Tony Alamo's big
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case. So they're both associated with this weird fucking sex cult, which makes
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it really crazy to me that in the last episode she was talking about the
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virtues of polygamy, right, and how she always wanted to have sister wives
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when that is the model and demonstration of polygamy that she came up in.
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That's fucking gross and disgusting. But it also makes me wonder like was she
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a victim too? Like was she like I don't know, I mean,
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if if her mom was married to a fucking pedo and a terrible, awful
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human being, a demon of a person, like, was she a victim?
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Is she also Stockholm syndrome? But I'm just going along with all this
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point. Do we try and determine when one thing ends and another thing begins?
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Because there are a lot of us out here who come from really terrible
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childhoods. I mean, he included like really violent, awful childhoods. But
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I do not choose to perpetu wait that pattern in my life. In fact,
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I do everything that I can to stop that, right, change my
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life, and do all the work that I need to do on myself and
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for my family. So like she's in her forties, yeah, and she's
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only now trying to get out there and recruit sister wives. I mean,
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there's just something that's a little weird about it. And the way she referred
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to her mother in the last episode as being kind of a loner, Yeah,
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kind of on the periphery, and yet in actuality her mother had a
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son with Tony Alamo I think, named Scion. So Becky has a brother
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in the whole cult of it all. Wow, And I'm like, what
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are we TLC? Are you okay? Yeah? Like why are you?
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What are we doing? What are we doing? Like why are we platforming
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like literal abusers like Angela on fucking ninety day fiance? Have you heard of
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all this stuff with that with Angela and Mike how I mean a couple of
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weeks ago, I had heard some things like he ran away and it was
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because she was abusive, but I had not heard anything else. Yeah,
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he came back and like it was confirmed that she was like straight up abusing
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him and like kept him locked up in his house and shut up, yes,
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locked up, yes, imprisonment, Yes, that's she troubled. No,
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because it's Angela and she's on TV still, And so it's like,
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why is TLC doing all of this with all of these fucking fucked up people,
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And now we have Becky who's part of a fucking pedophilic cult. Yeah,
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and who isn't here to tell us why that's bad. Wow, she's
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not here to rewrite polygamy and say, look, that was the wrong way
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to do polygamy. But we want to do polygamy in a pure spiritual way,
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and this is how we're gonna do polygamy. Different, Like, we're
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not even addressing it. Even the Browns did that in the earlier seasons.
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They were like, we are not associated with Warren Jeff's we are not associated
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with any of that pedophilic shit. We don't believe in any of that.
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That's disgusting and demonic and terrible. Like the Browns did that, So why
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can't they do that? That's fucking gizard To me, I don't understand.
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I just really question the judgment of some of these production companies and of TLC,
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Like, I don't understand. These people seem like predators. I'm sorry.
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Like she comes from a long line and so to see, Yeah,
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they come from a long line of predatory culty polygamist people. Like that's very
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interesting to me. Yeah, I'd love to hear them talk about that and
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address that they got married very young, had a bunch of children and I'm
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just like, what's going on. Something in the water seems problematic? Yeah,
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is problematic. That is what I learned. Wow, And that is
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what I wanted to share with you. That's some crazy ass shit the rest
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of the raccoons. Wow. So now I'm just gonna be watching her.
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Yeah as we go forward, like with a different filter. Leg I got
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my eye on you, Becky Yeah. And I got my eye on you,
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Garrick Yeah. And Justin and all with your terrible undershirts. I want
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to call them wife beaters because I grew up calling them. That is that
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politically incorrect. Now what, I don't see men wearing them much anymore.
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Maybe men do and stuff, But I'm he's like, what are we doing.
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You've got white wife beaters, You've got black wife beaters. You're wearing
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them on camera. You're such an adult. It's because he thinks he's hot
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in them. He thinks he's young and hot. He's a stud. Gosh,
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he's such a fucking loser. We'll get to him because I can't.
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I'm gonna rip him a new asshole. I can't with him. I would
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I want to hear it. I can't wait to get there. Let's go,
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let's get into this shit. Let's start with the boring couples first,
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like the Davis family, April, Nick, Jennifer, and Danielle. So
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Danielle has moved back in to their house, I guess after two days of
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being in her airbnb or apartment that she rented allegedly. So she comes back
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and they're all gonna sit down and talk about things, and she sits with
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April Jennifer. Nick's there holding Danielle's hand because she's so frug she's so fragile,
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and I think it's Jennifer that starts talking to her first and is like,
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well, why'd you leave? Though, Like what was the root of
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that? So we can figure it out and work through it as a family.
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And like I said last week, I feel like this is all just
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producer driven because she Danielle cries a lot. Yeah, she's young and immature
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and she doesn't really know what she wants, but she's in love with Nick
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for some reason, and she wants to be a part of the family.
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So I knew she was gonna come back. I knew they were going to
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talk about it, and I feel like it's just gonna be drawn out over
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a few episodes. Ye, talking it out does seem this is the same
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conversation that they've been having every single week. It's like just in different rooms.
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It's outside, it's inside. We're in a coffee shop now having the
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same conversation, which is she's not confident that she's okay with onboarding new wives
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and living their vision of polygamy. Like she just wants some time to adjust
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to what they got going on right now. But they everybody else seems dead
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set on wanting to bring on new women. Yeah, and she doesn't want
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it. No, she does it, and I think she talks about it
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at some point. I can't remember if it's with Nick or in her talking
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head or whatever, but she's like they've all been doing it for a long
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time, Like April and Jenny have been a part of this for a while,
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and so they're used to just moving on and getting a new wife and
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like whatever. But like I need time, and that's fair and that's valid.
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I don't care. Yeah, it needs to be more. Yeah,
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we need to get some drama from actual drama. We need the other woman
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to be introduced into the situation to see how that actually works or if it
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doesn't, Danielle's gonna be so sad about it. She's gonna be so crying
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the whole entire time. She'd be hella jealous about it. Oh. I
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loved his delicious tears. I will say though, when Nick took Danielle out
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for their special little smoothie date to like actually talk to her one on one,
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he was actually being kind of nice about it though, like he was
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validating her feelings, and he has never not been nice. Yeah. I
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was obviously very dubious, you know, being introduced to this person and trying
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to check out their family. But like, the more I have exposure to
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him, the more I think he's actually I mean, he seems like a
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decent person. Yeah. They seem to have a family vision, like a
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family mission for their life, and I feel like he's doing his very best
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within that vision. So I actually I actually liked him. Yeah, I
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thought he was nice. And I'm like, Danielle, you didn't have to
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say yes, honey, right, He didn't have to marry these people,
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he didn't have to move in, he didn't have to be complicit in these
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decisions, but you were. And now immediately we're starting to cry again about
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it. I think I'm that's Danielle for you. That's how she was all
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last season when she was dating Nick and she wasn't sure if she was gonna
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move in with the family and actually gets spiritually married, and then at the
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season finale she gets spiritually married, right, So it's just like a whole
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big old build up. It's fine, though, I do find them interesting.
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I was watching this episode with your daughter last night and I was like,
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you know, is he just saying all of the right things or does
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he actually mean it? Because that's where I'm like with Nick. I kind
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of side eye am a little bit because I'm like, are you just really
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good at manipulating the women? Because a lot of people online actually don't like
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him for some reason. They think he's a user and they think that he
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just wants these women for the paycheck. Well, then that could be possible,
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very true, yeause the man doesn't work and he stays at home and
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he wears lots of nice clothing to stay at home and take care of his
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child, and so he does seem to be benefiting off of the backs of
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these women. But if they're okay with that, and if that's their arrangement
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and if everybody's consenting, Like, I don't have a problem with that.
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He seems to be treating everybody nicely. He seems to be a good papa.
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I mean, yeah, he seems to eat their boxes regularly. Well
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I know maybe. I mean he seems to satisfy them as when I'm my
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god in the boom boom I mean in the boom boom room or in their
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big twelve foot bed. I don't know. Listen, I had freakidiki.
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Part of me thinks that they all get together, it's a family a fit.
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Maybe they sometimes they have you know, one too many drinks or one
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too many edibals or something and go to the bedroom. Everybody. Yeah,
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we don't have to say anything to anybody. It's our see that actually too,
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Actually, don't I want to know about it? Though? Yes,
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yeah, I want to know all of the details. Yeah, I mean
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as well. So that's basically it with the Davis family. At the end
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of Danielle Nick's date, he's like, well, you need to talk to
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April about this one on one because she was really deeply impacted by you leaving
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for two days and she needs to talk about it. Oh and Danielle says
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that when she was gone for the last two days, it was the hardest
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days of her life. Okay, I'm like, okay, whatever. But
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apparently she kept her apartment so she can go back and forth as she deems
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fit according to her emotions. This isn't Airbnb like she's had an AIRBB.
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She did not have a lease. She did not see a lease twelve months
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in Denver, Colorado, two thousand dollars a month. We're not doing that.
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We know it produced her fake out. Then we have the Sherwood family,
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Ashley and Shane. Yes. So if y'all recall last episode, Ashley
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said she's not gonna see Grace no mo yeah, because she was a big
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old bitch to shape and I agree, and we all thought that was great.
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And so literally, like a day later, she's got another date with
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another chippy named Sarah Yeah, who's so gorgeous and so beautiful, and Ashley's
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got a huge crush on her immediately, like immediately, she's spurrung. I
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was actually surprised that that was their first meeting because when we saw the preview,
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I'm like, oh my god, she's so into She's already in love.
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But it was their first meeting, so they clicked right in. They
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were vibing, well, they thought what Ashley was vibing with Sarah. I
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don't think Sarah was vibing with ash She don't think so. No, Okay,
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well, I mean they seemed nice and like they could be friends.
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But yeah, Ashley did seem way into it, like way too into it.
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So Sarah's this girl that she met online or whatever, like on the
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facebooks. Sarah historically has only dated men, but she's into women too.
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She's done stuff with couples. But I'm thinking, you've just done threesomes,
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like you haven't actually been in a polyamorous relationship with a couple. But that's
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just my you know, offensive opinion. Yes, get over it. But
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she's like a little weirded out. Like she's saying, like, I've never
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dated a pregnant ship. I've never been on a one on one date with
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a girl before, so it's a little new to me, which means weird.
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Yes, And what I kept thinking and seeing in my mind's eye was
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like Shane actually vibing with Sarah, and like, what if we bring in
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Sarah for Ashley, but she actually bonds more with Shane, who I think
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is a really nice person and is just trying to please Ashley. And what
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if they had the primary romantical bond, Like, how would Ashley deal with
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that? Do we think? I don't think she would like that? Oh,
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I don't think she would want that at all. I think I want
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if they kicked Ashley out and kept the kids stop, that would actually be
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great, I mean not for Ashley, but I mean we've talked about this
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before, like how it doesn't seem like it's a it's a fair arrangement for
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Shane because Shane's not, you know, a part of it. I know
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this is all a polygamous you know, arrangement and it's only supposed to be
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one person benefiting from it. But Ashley to me seems like she's I mean,
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she's on her journey of self discovery and I have to respect that,
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Okay, but you don't. I don't because she's married to him, and
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it doesn't seem like he's feeling very respected during all of it. Like I
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know she's communicating with him, Like during this whole date with Sarah, she's
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like goo goog goga eyes for her totally. She's like Oh my god,
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you love Blue Crab from Maryland. I do too. Oh my god,
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you want to meet Shane. Wow, this is going so well, So
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let's talk about marriage and let's talk about like the plans for this relationship.
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And on their first date, Sarah's just likeugh, okay, I thought this
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was going to be like a threesome type of situation. Been much yeah,
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on the first date, and then Ashley actually kisses her too, dude.
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That shocked me. Like, at the end of the first day, She's
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like, can I kiss you? Like that's weird? Low key? I
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mean, maybe people do that on the first dates. It's been a while
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since I've dated. Oh I totally did for sure. Sure, I mean
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was making it if you were vibing with them and stuff, you know,
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but it didn't feel like Sarah was actually vibing with her. So I felt
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like Ashley was into that kiss. But Sarah was like, Okay, I
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guess the cameras are here, and I guess you're nice enough, so I'll
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kiss you. But it was it was awkward. It was kind of cringey,
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and it just felt like it was for Ashley to like say sheate this
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need in this like I don't want to call it a fantasy because she's bisexual,
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but it kind of has that vibe of, like, you know,
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I want to be with women, So I got to date a bunch of
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them, and I got a kiss and I gotta let them kiss my isssy
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and like all the stuff, you know what I mean, Like it's just
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so weird. I just think it's super weird. I just have weird vibes
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about Ashley. Yeah, I do too, But I mean I also kind
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of want to give her the benefit of the doubt because I'm hoping she's trying
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to be as respectful as possible to Shane. I mean, I think as
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we get further along, we're going to see that Shane's actually pretty unhappy and
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he's jealous and he's worried that Sarah and Ashley are going to end up together
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and he's going to be on the outskirts. So she's not respecting him.
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But I want to give her the benefit of the doubt that she has the
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right and intention in this moment. Yeah, I want to, but I
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don't know if I can't. Yeah, it's hard for me that Like after
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their date, she goes home to tell Shane about it who's playing fetch with
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their dog in the backyard. And she's like, oh my god, it
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was so great, like we vibed so hard, it was so awesome.
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She's soaked, gorgeous, like so beautiful, like so much more attractive than
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you. And we kissed and it was great. And she tells him she
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kissed Sarah and Shane's like taken aback by it, and that was where my
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red flag was with it, like he was like, oh, like really
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and he pretends to be okay with it to the camera. He's like,
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wow, that's really like great, she really made a connection with this woman.
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I mean, even so much as kissing her, that's like that's a
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lot. But I did feel like they might have had I wonder if they
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had some kind of a rule about that, a parameter around that where she's
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not supposed to get physical or intimate in any way until they talk about it.
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And it kind of felt like maybe she stopped on a boundary. But
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he didn't say so, No, he didn't, And maybe he's telling himself
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like it's fine because it's just a kiss. But I'm like, when she
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starts stepping on the boundary, now she's going to continue to do that in
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the future until you actually tell her, Hey, I don't want this.
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That's exactly my thought too, though, Like I thought they had talked about
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it, like maybe you know, don't be physical until you talk with me
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about it, until we know like what the ViBe's like. But the facttion
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she just immediately kisses this girl right after dumping Grace, I'm just like mmmm
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red flag. Yeah. And then at the end in Shane's talking head,
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he says, well, if I ever feel like Ashley's pulling away from me,
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then I'll have to confront her. And I'm like, are you going
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to though? Yeah? Are you going to? Yeah? I don't know.
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I think that we are heading toward drama, like we're heading towards an
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incident or a situation. I think Ashley's just really having fun, like she
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wants to be living her best bisexical life. I just really feel bad for
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Shane because it feels like she's leaving him behind and he's gonna have to pick
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up the pieces and he's gonna have to take care of those kids because she's
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gonna be out dating in her honeymoon phase. And I'm like, well,
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what about Shane, exactly. So I feel about that exactly. It's like
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she's living out her desires and stuff at his expense, and it would have
22:45
been different, you know, if he got to date other people too.
22:48
And why can't they ask that question? I mean, is that such a
22:52
crazy idea that the producers, while these various and sundry couples are sitting on
22:56
couches, like, actually ask them, well, would it be okay if
23:00
Shane went out and dated another woman or a man or whatever his preferences?
23:03
Like, how would you feel about that? I want to get into the
23:06
dynamics of this actual relationship, right, Like why is it that it's only
23:10
Ashley? Is it because Shane doesn't want it, which is fine? Or
23:14
is Shane maybe expecting to also have a relationship with the woman although I guess
23:18
he's not, But like, why aren't we talking about these deeper issues that
23:22
we're interested in? Yes, CLC, I know, Like, but maybe
23:26
it's just because it is the seeking sister wife trope, so they all maybe
23:30
it's kind of like brother seeking brother husbands, Like maybe some of these couples
23:33
are actually polyamorous. We just don't think so I don't know, And they're
23:37
better at hiding it than the seeking brother husband's couples were. Yeah, I
23:41
don't know, but I guess time will tell. With Shane and Ashley,
23:44
Yeah, then we get to the Ryans aka Becky, the pedophilic cult leader
23:51
and her weird husband justin Yes, And I do want to say that I
23:53
think she was eight years old when her mother and her father met Tony Alamo.
24:00
I think her father was affiliated with Tony Alamo and his church for like
24:04
three years before Tony Alamo and the entire church kicked the father out, sent
24:11
him away, took all of his shit, and Sharon then spiritually married Tony
24:15
Alamo and she had her daughter again, Becky, and then they went on
24:18
to have another child. So Becky was very young, is my point like,
24:22
and so she was probably conditioned to think this was a great thing.
24:26
She probably heard her mother, you know, rave about Tony Alamo, who
24:30
I think went to jail. He's still alive. I don't even know much
24:33
about him. But so she was young. But I mean, nonetheless,
24:37
it is incumbent upon her to educate herself right through the course of her life
24:41
as to what is appropriate and what isn't and what she saw and what that
24:45
means, and it doesn't feel like she did that work. No, not
24:48
at all. They're fucking weird to me though, I feel like they're swingers,
24:52
Like I feel like they're not even polygamist, Like she's going off about
24:56
this polygamous cult and stuff. But at the end of their segment, well,
25:00
we'll get to it. This is why I think there's low swingers.
25:03
We'll get to it. Don't get to it, but we start with them.
25:07
Becky is scanning justin for antioxidants because she's got to plug her preventive healthcare
25:12
plath naturopath Internet naturopath Like, what is up with the cult to naturopathy pipeline?
25:21
I don't know, it's super bizarre, but she's like, your antioxidants
25:23
are at thirty six hous on, which means you need to take supplements right
25:26
like whatever that I also happened to sell. And so this is an MLM,
25:30
And I would love for you guys to inquire about my business. I'm
25:33
a business owner. I'm an entrepreneur, got it, okay, Becky Drifter,
25:37
Yes, Hella grifting. And then they're talking about how they're going to
25:41
go meet that director that they met last episode as a restaurant, Desiree.
25:45
They're going to meet her for a date. Didn't I tell you last week?
25:49
Is she even gonna show up? Because that is totally me. If
25:52
I meet fact back in the day, if I met somebody at the bar
25:56
and they were nice enough for whatever, I would be like, yeah,
25:59
absolutely, this sounds so good. Here's my number. It'd be a fake
26:00
number, yeah, like, i'll meet you there at this time. I'd
26:03
never show up. Yeah, Like that is a me move. Oh yeah,
26:07
And I could see it all over deser She's like, oh, yeah,
26:08
that's so interesting. I don't know if I could do it, but
26:11
sure, I'd love to meet you for dinner. She's a no show.
26:15
She's ghosting these hosts. Oh my god. I was so happy about it
26:18
because they show up to this Boba tea shop. Oh and they're overdressed at
26:22
two o'clock, at two o'clock in the afternoon at these old fucking please forty
26:27
five. She was born in eighty one, making her forty three. Yeah,
26:32
so I'm just like, and they're wearing like she's wearing a fancy dress.
26:36
It's that fancy TiO well in sweet No, but she's summer child.
26:38
It's way too fancy for a boba shop, is what I'm saying. Yeah,
26:41
you could wear overalls, yes, and a fucking bikini top. It
26:45
would be great and it'd be totally fine. Yeah, and Justin's like,
26:47
got a button up and everything. It's like super cringe. Its weird hair.
26:49
You've got that balding issue that some men have and they just try to
26:52
like smush their hair around the pate of their head to sort of approximate the
26:57
idea of air. It's like, we could see a balm. Yeah,
27:00
just shave your hair coldy brown. It's okay boy, when you are old,
27:04
you bald, it's fine. But yeah, So they show up to
27:07
the boba shop. It's two o'clock. Desiree hasn't showed up yet. It's
27:12
two oh one, and Justin's like, should I text her? And Becky's
27:15
like no, it's two o one out you fucking weirdo. And then lo
27:21
and behold, they get a text from Desiree who's like, yeah, I
27:23
can't do it. I'm chickening out thought, I don't want to do it.
27:26
Y'alls are weird. You're fucking bizarre. Yeah, and Justin takes it
27:30
to heart. You could tell he took it Hella personally like he's like,
27:34
wow, this is like just another chick that's rejecting me and rejecting our you
27:40
know, polygamous lifestyle we want to live and it's just a bummer man.
27:44
And Becky's like, well, you want to text her? And he's like,
27:47
no, fuck that bitch. Maybe i'll text her tomorrow. Yeah,
27:49
I'll send her a dick pic. Yeah, I'm sure she's gonna be so
27:52
sad not to hear from you. Yeah, weirdo, fucking buzzar. And
27:56
then they get home and then she's like, Becky's like, what are we
28:00
going to do now? And then they go to the bedroom and I think
28:03
they banged ew That's why. I think their swingers or something, or they've
28:07
got like some weird kink or I don't know. It just seems buzz or
28:11
tummy. They gave me weird vibes, obviously because she's a part of this
28:14
fucking coult Yeah and grow up in the stuff. But I'm just like they're
28:17
weird and so to tea. Yeah, and they're both romanticizing it. Yeah,
28:21
so that was it. They were boring. Yeah, they got stood,
28:22
but I mean, good for them. Yeah, getting stood up.
28:25
I know, the weirdos that they are. Yeah, fact, good call,
28:27
does the right And then, last but not least, we get to
28:32
the Merry Fields. We didn't get the Shabbootis again, I know, which
28:36
I'm fine with, well, but I want to see them go to fetch
28:40
the other woman. And I want to see mister Chabbooty want to bang her
28:42
right away. And I want to see missus Chabooty be like, wait a
28:45
minute, she's supposed to be not pretty, You're not supposed to watter sexually
28:48
at all. Like, let's get to that. We might get to a
28:51
next episode. Okay, it seems like from the preview we might get to
28:53
them hopefully, but yeah, we don't have them this week. We just
28:56
have the Merryfields and all of their trick guring glory. So we start with
29:02
them. Garreck is petting Natalia in the kitchen. They're making breakfast or something.
29:07
The petting is so weird, dude, The petting is so fucking creepy.
29:11
Is there like some sort of a sensory issue, like maybe a neurological
29:17
issue for people like who don't ever want to be touched. I'm wondering if
29:19
that's me. Like if I was around this guy and he was touching me
29:25
like that, I think I said last week that I would have to kill
29:27
him till he was dead. But I mean, like I'm having a visceral
29:33
response just remembering how he's non stop petting this girl. I mean gross.
29:41
Yeah, it's repulsive. It's like literally repugnant, Like you're actually turning me
29:45
off the more you touch me. Stop touching me, weirdo, Yeah,
29:49
because you have like no sex appeal to begin with, right, and then
29:52
on top of it, you're just like constantly like molestering me, Like stop
29:56
in front of your wife as well. And we all know that Danielle is
30:00
struggling. She may say that she's not afraid, she may say that she's
30:03
not sad, but everybody knows, including Natalia, that there are issues for
30:08
Danielle. But like that is not impetuous enough for him to stop molestering That'salia.
30:15
I know constantly. If I was Natalia's mother, I'd be like we're
30:19
getting the fuck out of here, yeah, going back to Brazil, like
30:22
you're just molesting my daughter. Yeah, he's a fucking creeper, Like he's
30:26
so bizarre. It's like in the kitchen. When they're talking, Natalia seems
30:30
like whatever, she seems into him for some reason, I don't get it.
30:36
But after she weill, like after this whole petting situation, She's like,
30:40
I gotta talk to Danielle one on one, and so she brings Danielle
30:44
and then this is where I think Natalia starts changing her opinion of this whole
30:47
thing and starts changing her opinion of Garrick. But when she sits down and
30:51
talks with Danielle for the first time, she's like clocking her twenty five years
30:55
old. She's clocking Danielle, and she's like, are you really happy with
30:56
this? Are you sure you're not going along with this? Because Grek's a
31:00
fucking weird PERV and he's just convincing you to do this, Like are you
31:04
uncomfortable with me? Are you uncomfortable with the situation? And of course,
31:07
daniel the whole entire time is like, no, I got a revelation from
31:11
God, I'm supposed to do this. I'm just scared because of what happened
31:17
with Roberta, right, which I'm like, yeah, it's not just Roberta,
31:21
that it's not just Roberta it's that Grek is moving this along very very
31:25
quickly, and as we learn in a subsequent scene, he's also fucking lying.
31:30
And so it's really perplexing to me how these Christions, these people who
31:36
say they believe in God and that they're doing this for God in response to
31:40
a vision from God, are also lying, Because how does that line up
31:44
for you? Do you think God really wants you to also lie, which
31:47
is like a commandment, Like you're not supposed to do that in order for
31:49
your husband to get pounani? Yeah, Like, do you not see the
31:52
dissonance here? No, Danielle, And so Natalia can. She might not
31:56
know why, but she can feel the vibe vibe Jack and she knows something
32:00
is off. And it feels to me in this moment that Danielle actually wants
32:05
to tell her the truth, and she kind of waffles a little bit.
32:07
But then here comes motherfucking Barnacle cling on Garrek walking into the room like,
32:14
what's up, guys, what are you talking about? Yeah, and they
32:17
get into it. I mean, Natalia is like, well, Danielle just
32:20
told me she's afraid of all of this stuff, and she's afraid and sad
32:23
about all of it, and then Danielle tries to fucking lie and deny it.
32:28
She's like, oh, I never said that, because Danielle in her
32:30
talking head prior to that, was like, if I tell Natalia my real
32:35
feelings, I feel like it's going to irritate Garrick, and he immediately starts
32:38
getting irritated. In the moment, Talia tells Gerrek that Danielle is upset and
32:44
afraid and sad, and Grek's like, well, why are you fucking blowing
32:47
this for me? In his mind? Yeah, and so you can tell
32:51
that she's nervous, and to the camera, Danielle says something like Natalia can
32:55
read my energy. Yeah, she's very intuitive and understands what I going through.
33:00
Like, even though I'm sitting on the couch denying it to my husband,
33:04
why are you denying the truth if this is something that's supposed to be
33:07
based in spirit. Yes, it's super weird. Like Danielle's kind of an
33:10
enigma to me because she's pretty open with her feelings, like she'll say it,
33:15
but she's not okay with Garrick's reaction to it because he makes her feel
33:19
terrible about it because when he barges into their conversation, He's just like,
33:22
well, why I thought you were fired with it? You told me one
33:24
hundred percent that you believe that Natalia should be my wife and you should be
33:29
okay with it, So like, why are you afraid now? Right?
33:31
And what I'm thinking is, well, the cameras are there, and Natalia
33:35
is there, who he really wants to impress, because he ultimately wants to
33:37
propose, because the proposal is the gateway to the banging. Yep. But
33:43
what happens when neither of those things are around, when it's just Danielle and
33:46
it's just Garrek and they close the door. What kind of shit is Garrek
33:51
saying to Danielle to make her feel like she has to do what she is
33:54
currently doing, or to make her feel really fucking bad for being honest with
33:58
Natalia because they feel like he's probably berating her, oh and making her feel
34:02
like a piece of shit and a bad wife. Yes, because the fact
34:06
that Danielle has that feeling of like I'm going to irritate Garrick with expressing my
34:10
feelings, I'm like, that is abusive, That is fucking toxic. That
34:14
is horrible. I don't know why she's subjecting herself to this like I don't
34:17
want to again, like we said, I don't want to victim blame her.
34:20
But at the same time, I'm like, Danielle, you have agency,
34:22
you have two children. I can't, for the sick of your children,
34:25
occupy your agency and put your fucking foot down. Seriously, she does
34:30
have responsibility in this y. She knows how this looks. She's on Instagram
34:35
lives, yeah, defending this bullshit and you know it's bullshit, and you
34:37
laid down and had another baby with this trogladite. I can't fucking unconscious,
34:44
fucking man. He's literally the worst. And like, while he's sitting there
34:47
denying Danielle's feelings in front of Natalia, he's literally being like, no,
34:52
she's not unhappy, she's fine. Natalia's like, well, she looks really
34:55
sad. She looks unhappy. Grek's like, no, she just goes through
34:59
trials like that's normal. Natalie's like, can I have a moment alone?
35:01
Right right before that, she says something really fucking poignant where she's like,
35:06
if you're saying, if all of this is because of God, does God
35:08
want Danielle to be right unhappy? Thank you? I'm like two plus two
35:13
equals four, thank you, queen. And so then she makes it Gerrick
35:16
leave because she wants another moment alone with Danielle and she's like, are you
35:20
sure you're not doing this just for Grek and it's for Danielle, still being
35:23
like no, I'm doing you forgot right, And then they go and I'll
35:27
have dinner. It's fucking awkward, like this whole family has a whole dinner
35:30
together and acts like this conversation ever happened, And Natalia in her talking head,
35:35
is like this all feels weird. Yeah, this is fucking strange.
35:38
But you say you're also in love with him, Natalia, And I'm like,
35:42
well, how and why? And like how did that happen? I
35:45
know? God like the fucking math equation meme. I'm like, I truly
35:47
don't understand how you beautiful young woman from Brazil would want to marry this man.
35:53
I don't get it and move to Colorado and live in his house and
35:57
bear his children and then have him on board three other wives because God's vision
36:00
specifically gave him five wives. Five wives. I can't I can't with him.
36:07
I can't believe he even said that on TV. He's like, God
36:09
told me I need to have five wives, and it was great, right,
36:13
but also also to lie though to the government when I divorced, and
36:16
also to lie in the next scene about a dating app. Let's get to
36:20
that, okay, because the next I hate him so much. I just
36:22
hate him, so I don't have the words for it. I want to
36:25
sound intelligent. I want to explain myself as to why I hate this man,
36:29
but I just from the bottom of my butt do I hate him.
36:32
He's so dumb too, And these women are dumb. They're dumb. How
36:37
do these women get sucked into his fucking trap? I don't know, because
36:40
he has money, because he has a one million dollar house that her father
36:45
probably fucking paid for. Danielle, what do you see in this man other
36:47
than the sunk cost fallacy? Because you've been with him for so long and
36:51
you have two kids by him, I'm like, you're already divorced, it's
36:53
so easy, just fucking leave him. You're pretty, Yeah, you are
36:58
accomplished and you have a supportive family, Like, go find another man if
37:00
you need a man so fucking badly, Jesus, do you really need Garret?
37:05
What is it bringing to your life. I think they were high school
37:07
sweethearts, so maybe that's why. But I'm just like, I can't relate.
37:12
I can't relate because if your daughter, God forbid, if she ever
37:15
was like, yeah, I want to be a plygamist and I want to
37:17
have more wives, I would literally I'd be like, cool, I'm leaving
37:22
you. Bye, it's over done, go see other people, peace out
37:25
right. I can't. I just can't relate. But anyway, let's get
37:30
to this fucking triggering dating app conversation, because this is where everything really came
37:35
to a head. So the next day, Natalia and Garrick are in the
37:39
kitchen cooking dinner or whatever, and Natalia comes up to him and is like,
37:43
why do you have this notification on your phone? He's like, oh,
37:46
I don't know, and he tries to like get out of it.
37:50
She takes his phone and she's like, you have all these dating apps?
37:52
Why do you still have all these dating apps? He's like, what,
37:54
I still have them? No, I'm not using them. I promise I'm
37:59
not using them at all. And then in comes Danielle, and Danielle's like,
38:02
yeah, I told you to delete those dating apps like months ago.
38:07
Because I knew this would be an issue and you didn't delete it, and
38:09
he's like, oh, oh, well, I'll delete it right now,
38:13
right. And then this causes a huge conflict. Well, I mean,
38:17
it doesn't blow up, but it's a pretty big conflict. It's a pretty
38:22
big rift because Natalie is like, why do you even have them? Because
38:25
you told me when we were dating, when we first started dating, that
38:28
you would delete them immediately, and I admired that about you because I thought
38:32
that was really cool, and now you didn't. Now I find out that
38:37
you're on them. And then Danielle's like, you're still using those dating apps,
38:40
and Garrek, you're still getting notifications from people who are trying to make
38:45
connections with you. And then Garrek, motherfucking Garrick tries to act dumb.
38:52
This is what pissed me off. Yeah, he's start lying dumb. Yeah,
38:54
and he's fucking lying like an idiot. Yeah, like a dumb dude,
38:58
like a dumb idiot, a lying liar who lies, and he's fucking
39:01
trying to play dumb. He's like, oh, I didn't know that I
39:06
could still get notifications. I don't look at any of them. I don't
39:09
I don't. Danielle's like, you're lying, Yes, you do, you
39:13
absolutely do. I like apple plucked. He's like, no, no,
39:17
I don't. I totally don't look at those. And Danielle's like, you're
39:22
lying. And Natalia can't understand this conversation. Yeah, she's a translation,
39:27
but she can understand energy, so she can see Danielle's getting upset. She
39:30
can see Garrett just like dumb man, I must have forgot. No,
39:36
you're trolling the internet looking for pussy yep because you're fucking despicable, deplorable sex
39:40
pest yep, and you're being called out and so he's mad at Danielle.
39:45
Natalia is dubious. And then Danielle interestingly to the camera when she's on her
39:50
own, She's like, this is a really breaking my heart. Yeah,
39:52
because I asked him to do this. Why is it so easy for him
39:57
to do it when she asks him to do it? But when I've asked
40:00
him to do it for months he won't do it? Yeah? How come
40:04
she has more power than I do already? Yeah, the cogs are turning
40:08
in your brain, Danielle. He doesn't fucking respect you. And she even
40:12
says that She's like It feels like a huge lack of respect because it is
40:15
because he doesn't give a shit about you, because he divorced your ass to
40:19
go and try and marry a Brazilian woman that didn't work out, and now
40:22
he's trying to marry another Brazilian woman and he wants three others. Yeah,
40:27
because he doesn't want you, even though he put a baby in you allegedly.
40:31
Like what do you think it means, Danielle? It means that he
40:34
doesn't give a shit about your opinion. It means that he doesn't respect you
40:37
as his wife and the mother of his children. It means that he is
40:40
valuing pussy more than he values your I don't know, two or three decade
40:45
long relationship. He doesn't give a That's exactly what it means. Yeah,
40:47
But I mean, is this what's opening your eyes at last? Or was
40:51
it how he fucked Roberto last season when you went down to get some fucking
40:54
breakfast or whatever and he wasn't supposed to do it but he did, right,
40:58
Like, how many signs do you need to wake the fuck up?
41:00
Well, apparently there's not enough signs for her because she laid down and had
41:05
a baby with this man, I know, I don't fucking understand it,
41:07
because this whole conversation, like in his talking head, he's like, I'm
41:12
being cornered by these two women, and I just like want to ignore it,
41:15
Like why can't we just make dinner? I I want to wring your
41:19
neck. He's barely conscious, he's barely alive, Like, what are you
41:24
contributing to our planetary planetary consciousness? What are you contributing to the world?
41:30
Seriously, men like this drive me. People like this drive me crazy,
41:32
But in particular, men like this drive me crazy. Fucking lying and cheating,
41:38
and then you throw the artifice of religion on top of that and make
41:43
it into a spiritual thing and presume to speak for God, reducing God down
41:49
to your fucking penis, yes, and your carnal desires. Like this is
41:52
the lowest of the low. It's disgusting to me. It's so despicable.
41:58
And like this shit happened with Roberta too last season, because Roberta found out
42:02
that Garrick was dating other people in America while he was supposedly waiting for Roberta,
42:08
waiting for the visa process and all this shit, and she was upset
42:12
by it. She's like, you didn't tell me that you were dating other
42:15
people already, like we aren't even married yet. And he tried to deny
42:19
it back then too. He's a fucking liar, and Danielle back then knew
42:22
that he was dating other people. She got upset with Garrick because he didn't
42:27
tell Roberta, like it was this whole, big old thing, and Roberta
42:30
clocked the fact that Danielle wasn't okay with this too. She was trying to
42:34
advocate for Danielle the whole entire time as well, and she was like,
42:37
are you sure you're okay with this? Like, I don't want to do
42:38
this if you're not comfortable with it. Natalia was doing the exact same thing,
42:43
like at least these women have a little bit of integrity when they're trying
42:46
to look out for Danielle and they know that she's obviously uncomfortable by it.
42:50
So I respect that from them, But Danielle needs to quit lying about how
42:54
she actually feels, because it's fucking obvious to literally everyone with eyes. Yeah,
43:00
I just you can. You can lead a horse to water, honey,
43:02
I know, and you're not gonna be able to make him drink and
43:06
Danielle, I mean, the signs are absolutely on the wall. Yeah,
43:09
and she is not going to change, and Grek is going I'm shocked,
43:15
in chagrined, however, to learn that Garrek was able to date an American
43:20
woman, Like, I'm shocked that he can date a beautiful Brazilian woman.
43:22
But like there's a language barrier, there's cultural differences. I can understand how
43:28
things can be mystified. Sure, little you know, it's hard to read
43:30
the situation, but like actual American women are gonna sit down with this asshole
43:36
and go on a date. I can't believe that. I know. I
43:39
cannot believe that. I know, which is why he's going to other countries
43:43
for sure. Maybe they went on one date. They saw him and they're
43:45
just like fuck no, yeah, peace out. And they saw Danielle and
43:49
they're like, you're literally just cheating on your wife. Yeah, Danielle,
43:52
you're you're suffering, honey, Yes, you and danger girl? Yes yes.
43:55
All she does is cry. Like I just feel really bad for Danielle,
43:59
like in this episode, especially because she's sitting there realizing her husband doesn't
44:02
respect her. But then I'm like, you keep going back to him,
44:06
and you keep saying it's because of God. And like when she does these
44:08
Instagram lives and stuff, people are always commenting and being like, please leave
44:13
this asshole. And there was one comment that I saw. It kind of
44:15
gets repeated, you know, all these people say the same thing, but
44:19
one comment in particular was like, Danielle, I know that you're a godly
44:22
woman and you believe in God, and you think that this is all religious
44:27
based and faith based all this stuff, but it's not, Like I don't
44:29
think. I don't think she believes it, but I'm sorry to interrupt,
44:31
and if she's delusional, Like, I don't think I don't even think she
44:35
believes it's religious. I think she's just trying to hang on to her man.
44:38
I think she's afraid to be without him. I think she is addicted
44:43
to this person, to this relationship. She doesn't want to lose her family.
44:45
I do not believe that she thinks this is a spiritual thing, because
44:49
there's too much lying, there's too much sinning around it. Yeah, and
44:53
she's participating in that. Yeah, if it were a real spiritual thing,
44:57
like she'd be like, we shouldn't be doing this then, and also would
45:00
be so terrible for us to wait a year, like, can we just
45:04
situate Roberta just left, Like can I get my breath back? Can we
45:07
just fortify our family and our business and what we're doing, just like give
45:09
some space and time. But like he is pounding her into proceeding with this
45:14
girl. Yes, there's no way she doesn't know that this is not spiritual.
45:19
She's doing it to try to save her marriage, and she's just telling
45:22
herself it's God or whatever, but it's not. Actually, I mean,
45:24
she knows deep down something is wrong about it. She keeps saying she's not
45:28
comfortable with it. Even Natalia after talking with Danielle, like this is what
45:31
Grek was all afraid of. Natalie's like, maybe we should wait, Maybe
45:35
we should take it slow so that way Danielle's comfortable. Yeah, and she
45:38
feels, okay, maybe we should wait. Yes, And Grek's like,
45:43
not again, thanks Danielle. Fucking buzzkill. Yeah, cock block. You
45:47
know, when I was doing my deep dive on their finances, trying to
45:50
see what was going on, like in all the articles that I looked at
45:54
on him, he was always shirtless, never a fucking shirt on. I'm
46:00
telling you dude on like Instagram, you must say you're hot af Yeah,
46:05
he totally. Some people can't see with their own eyes. It's like Cody
46:08
Brown, like they really think that they're hot. I'm just feel like,
46:10
but you're gonna be in like a blog or a national rag. I mean
46:15
put her shirt on, dude, seriously, like the closest he's coming to
46:17
it for TLC is wife beaters. He is he he must think he is
46:22
hot. Fucking shit. Well, he gets away with everything though, he
46:25
does so because Daniell let's it. Why wouldn't he think that. I guess
46:30
like I've got the best deal and she enables him. Yeah, you know,
46:32
he's gonna be the same when he's fifty. Oh, he's gonna be
46:36
the same when he's sixty. He's gonna be the same when he's Seventy's one
46:37
of those fucking guys who doesn't wear a shirt, who's wearing a fucking speedo,
46:43
who's groping young women, who's trying to get away with all his sex
46:45
past business. And she's gonna be a miserable old woman standing by his side
46:50
unless she gets out now, Oh god, she needs to while she can.
46:52
I mean, just take your fucking kids and leave give him visitation on
46:55
the weekends because he's gonna be one of those shitty ass dads who doesn't care.
47:00
Yeah, he's just chasing her tail. He's chasing tail. Yes,
47:02
And I hope that his son's become deeply embarrassed of him and use that as
47:07
inspiration to not be the kind of man that their dad is, because he's
47:12
worthless. That's what sucks about it all, is like you're literally teaching your
47:15
sons and modeling this to your kids, and that I've been having another kid.
47:22
I hate him so much. It's irrational. The hate that I have
47:24
for this man. I don't think it's irrational because he's such a piece of
47:28
shit. Yeah, he's so hate heable, Yeah, I can't. Yeah.
47:30
Well, I was watching Nikki Haverstock. Yeah, she's got a TikTok
47:34
and she's also got a YouTube and she does a lot of sister wives commentary
47:37
as well as seeking sister wife commentary, and she was pointing out that there
47:43
are no promo pictures with Danielle Garrick and Natalia, whereas with other couples with
47:50
viable thirds or fourths or whatever, they have them all together in the pictures,
47:54
So she's speculating that this relationship with Natalia has no legs. Yeah,
48:00
like after this encounter like in Kenkoon or shortly thereafter, they're probably going to
48:05
break up. That's what I'm thinking too, because even when I make the
48:07
thumbnails and stuff or YouTube, I have a hard time finding photos of Natalia,
48:12
Like she's not even in anything, like not even by herself on the
48:15
show. So I'm like, Okay, she's gonna be leaving, probably probably
48:19
because anytime you look up Garrick and Danielle, it's all the promo pictures from
48:22
when they were with Roberta. And I'm like hoping also that she doesn't make
48:27
an appearance back on this shit, Like I kind of wonder because she's been
48:31
talked about a lot, like I keep bringing her up, like, and
48:35
Danielle keeps saying she's scared because Roberta hurt her, And I'm like, I
48:38
don't think it's just because of that, Like you're scared because your husband legally
48:43
divorced you and now you're trying to find another wife to spiritually married to maybe
48:46
somehow justify the fact that you guys are still together when you really aren't.
48:51
And now you have a baby, so now you think, oh, he
48:52
does love me. Yeah, there's something really sad about her because I feel
48:58
like she has no good friends, like no good women friends, like who
49:02
would say what the fuck are you doing over a martini and like call her
49:06
shit out right, Like that's why she's so invested so early with women like
49:10
Roberta and Natalia, who are so much younger than her as well, I
49:15
mean maybe not so she seems like she's in her forties. I don't know
49:17
how old Danielle's, but like she's so invested in these relationships with her sister
49:22
wives because she has no friends, like her sister in law, the chick
49:25
who is helping with her landscaping who's married to her brother, is just laughing
49:30
at her inside, oh, judging her all the way. She must know
49:32
it. So I'm like, she probably is very alone with Garrick, and
49:37
I wouldn't be a bit surprised that a psychopath like Garrick also isolates her controls
49:42
her and it's probably not a great home life for Danielle. So she probably
49:46
wants to have some friends around her and somebody like Natalia who will advocate for
49:52
her. That is so sad, But you're probably right on the money with
49:54
that, because she does cling onto these women, and like last season,
49:59
I thought it was because maybe she was like also hooking up with the women
50:01
too, But I don't think it's that. I don't either. She's lonely.
50:05
Oh that's so fucking sad. Yeah. Fuck Garret. Yeah, he's
50:08
a piece of He's really terrible. He's so awful. He's wildly terrible.
50:14
He's so terrible. So, I mean, of course I'm excited to continue
50:16
to watch, but I'm like also just praying, hoping and praying for his
50:21
downfall. I know. I mean that necessarily will involve Danielle his family,
50:25
but like, get this predator off our television, seriously, and these other
50:30
predators too from Tony Alamo's called Jesus Christ TLC, I know some integrity,
50:36
What the fuck? I know? Well, And then we get to the
50:37
previews for next week. It does look like the shabbootis come back. Kay,
50:42
chabooties, I have missed them, I know. There it looks like
50:44
they're driving to Georgia. I think that's where Keisha live, and Keisha's texting
50:50
mister Shabooty and saying that she's feeling concerned about all of this ship. Yeah,
50:54
so maybe she's I don't know, she's gonna strike. And he's just
50:58
like, really a day, we're driving down there, you're having second thoughts.
51:01
Well, we've already seen them go out to dinner, so we know
51:04
she does show up, yes, and he's sexually attracted to her, and
51:08
missus Chip is like, I ain't down with that. Like, no,
51:13
no, sir, no, ma'am girl, I don't know what you expect.
51:15
This is why I want to get back to them, because that looks
51:16
dramalicious. Yes, it looks hell adramalicious. And then Danielle from the Davis
51:21
family and April talk about her leaving is gonna be born? And then Becky
51:28
and Justin go to see Stephanie, their first girlfriend that they started dating,
51:32
because apparently she texted them or texted Justin and was like I miss you baby,
51:37
Okay, come back. But then on the way there, she texts
51:40
them and is like, don't come. Everybody getting ghosted out here. They
51:45
are losers, they are such them. But they go to her house anyway,
51:49
I know, I wonder if we're gonna see her face because it's been
51:51
blurred out, So, I mean maybe, but they show up. Maybe
51:54
they show up and she's like, I told you to not come. Yeah,
51:57
they're like, we were already on our way. Okay, I don't
52:00
know tive order. And then if Garret couldn't get any worse, it gets
52:06
worse in the preview because Natalia finds out that in addition to all of these
52:09
dating apps he had on his phone, he's got like ten different dating profiles.
52:15
Yeah, because she asks how many, and she gets pissed off and
52:20
tells Danielle stop defending this loser. So maybe you're right. Maybe this is
52:23
where she starts ending things. She's like, I'm gonna go back home with
52:27
my mom. You're a fucking creeper. I'll get somebody else to get me
52:30
my green card. Yep, peace out. Yeah, I hope so please,
52:35
I mean I hope she does. But I'm just like, are you
52:37
really so innocent of a girl, Natalia, that you would fall in love
52:42
with this forty something year old translucent alien man only animated by his cardinal lusts?
52:47
Like, are you really so naive that you think this is a great
52:51
way to make the next step in your life? Or like, is it
52:54
all just a ruse to get your green card and then dump them, which
52:58
I would love and be here for. But feels to me like she's gonna
53:00
be like, yeah, I actually fell in love with you, I'm actually
53:04
willing to move. I'm actually wanting to build something with you. But if
53:07
you're gonna lie to me, bitch, yeah, I'm going back to Brazil.
53:09
Peace out. Like she might have been a good one, willing to
53:13
work with them and their fucked up relationship and family. Maybe maybe she believed
53:16
him because they were only talking online. I mean, this is the first
53:19
time that they've met each other in person, so it's like anybody can say
53:22
anything online and you know, create whatever story they want, and then she
53:28
sees it in person and is like, oh, y'all a bunch of liars.
53:30
Yeah, but like, if you could have kept your shit together,
53:34
Yeah, if you two could have been on the same page right and had
53:37
your shared vision for your family and you were both actually optimistic about it and
53:40
healthy and balance, Like I'm all in, Yeah, I want to move
53:44
to Colorado tomorrow. Sure, But like they're gonna blow it because they're fucking
53:47
weird people. Yeah, because they can't keep it together. And Garrett can't
53:51
respect his fucking wife and he's a liar. Oh, he's such a piece
53:54
of terrible cheat and he's a liar. So good stuff. I know it's
54:00
four bit. I know. I did enjoy it. I did enjoy it.
54:02
I was like, oh my god, this is almost done. Because
54:05
sometimes we'll watch a show. Yeah, you know, it's like a forty
54:07
five minute show on Peacock or Discovery, like no commercials, but it feels
54:10
like the slowest increment of time, like I've been here and I'm like dying
54:15
of old age. My hair is going gray. I'm like, I'm still
54:17
fucking watching the show. This one went by like that. Yes, I
54:21
like pause for something in my Holy shit, we have five minutes almost done.
54:23
Yeah, that's why I love the show. I'm enraptured because it's always
54:27
interesting. Yeah, even if it's triggering, it's still interesting. Do we
54:30
think some of these people are scripted? Are we dealing with fake storylines?
54:36
Because with Danielle and her fake apartment, it does feel like a producer fake
54:39
out and an Airbnb. But I mean, she's crying and people do seem
54:45
to have like actual emotions. But maybe that's the only situation where I think
54:51
production is messing around with it. But I think like Becky and Justin are
54:53
called toy and weird. Yeah, and she like swingers or something, they're
54:58
like weird. I don't know if it's just polygamy for them, That's what
55:01
I think, Okay, And then Ashley and Shane. I feel like Shane's
55:06
very authentic. I mean, I think Ashley's miss something's missing up there,
55:08
so there's an empathy card that's not plugged in. But I think they're actually
55:15
a real couple. Yeah. I think the Meryfields and all of their shit
55:17
show feels authentic, but a little bit of producer fake out going on as
55:22
well. What do you think is producer like how did we get Natalia here
55:24
on the flight when she was not? Like there's still manipulation that's happened in
55:28
the scene. But what I'm saying is it feels real. Yeah, they
55:31
all feel real. Yeah to me, I think the Shabooties might be a
55:35
little bit producer y because there were a couple other couples from like prior seasons
55:39
that felt that way too, where I'm like, you're probably just polyamorous,
55:43
You're just doing this for cloud, Like I can't remember there was one couple.
55:46
They were from Georgia. I can't remember their names, but they were
55:51
totally like a polyamorous thing. And I'm glad that they're not on the show
55:53
anymore because they were weird. But yeah, I don't see. I don't
55:57
think anybody's really faking it besides maybe the Davis family, yeah, or the
56:01
Davis family is trying to just extend their fifteen minutes of fame by like manufacturing
56:07
drama. But like you watch some of these shows like Smothered, Oh,
56:10
I know, like the is that the one with the mothers and the daughter.
56:15
Yes, some of that feels so fucking fake. I can't even watch
56:16
it. Yeah. What I'm saying is I'm not getting that vibe on this
56:20
show, which is why I am enjoying it. The more real it is,
56:22
the more I like it, Yes, because that's what I want.
56:24
I want authenticity. I don't want clout goblins on fucking ninety Day, Beyonce.
56:29
That's right where they ruined the whole show. They really do. I
56:30
mean, it's it's unwatchable. I haven't watched ninety Day happily ever after I
56:36
tried watching the first episode. Have you no? Of course, an absolute
56:39
track. I do that for you from the love that I have for you,
56:42
from a mother in law to a daughter. When I forced you to
56:45
watch it, I mean kind of yeah, but I mean I know everybody
56:46
also likes it as well, and it is so preposterous that we have a
56:50
lot of fun with it. Yeah, but like it's hard for me to
56:52
go from one ninety day season into another one. But you know, speaking
56:57
of Angela and Mike cow yeah, they were supposed to be on Happily ever
57:00
After, but all of their parts are getting eliminated. I think maybe Good
57:05
TLC is like that's a bridge too far when you actually kidnap somebody and hold
57:10
them against their will in your house and abuse them, Like we're gonna have
57:15
to pull the plug for at least a year. We'll bring you back though
57:16
to the last resort. Yeah, bring you back for that. Oh my
57:20
god. Yeah. But I don't think they're gonna be on HGA. But
57:22
correct me if I'm wrong, because I know you're watching. I mean no,
57:23
I'm not really watching it. I literally tried to watch the first episode
57:27
and I fell asleep. It was like twenty minute. I'm like, oh
57:29
my god, this is so boring because that girl from Kansas is there.
57:31
I don't care about her. They're so boring. And then Gino and Jasmine
57:36
are on there. She's sucking his fingers and stuff, and I'm like,
57:37
no, thank you, no, thank you. My kid just put it
57:40
on the only fans and maybe all subscribe, yeah, to watch it just
57:45
out of curiosity. But the King of Only Fans, Yes, we had
57:49
talked about Sam yeah, and his only fans. Of course he ended up
57:54
marrying Citra, that good Muslim girl. But then he opened his only fans
58:00
and we did have a raccoon send you on Instagram pictures from his only fans
58:08
in which we saw some things. Now, we didn't see a full on
58:12
boner biby, we saw dick root. We saw pubic. Yeah, pubic
58:16
situation was was happening. And I's got a couple of shirtless pictures acting all
58:22
hot. I was taking it though, because I feel like it's Citra.
58:24
It's probably Citrus. She's like, it's fine, it's not against our faith
58:29
as long as you're not doing any sexual stuff. Did she say that I
58:31
don't know what I'm missing. Oh, okay, I don't think that's true.
58:36
I think her father would be very unhappy. But I'm saying, like,
58:37
if she's the one taking the pictures, maybe she's like, yeah,
58:40
it's fine because we need the money. Yeah, because you're a broke loser.
58:45
I'm wondering if he's continuing to make content and if he's continuing show up
58:50
with the raccoon. Yeah, follow up with the rac I will. I
58:53
won't know if there's any more content. And furthermore, when we were talking
58:57
about all of that back in the day when we were watching ninety Day,
59:00
I told you that Paul of Paul and Corene also had an only fans and
59:06
you were like, absolutely not, no way. I'm like, not only
59:07
does he even only fans, but he is having sexical contact with men and
59:12
stuff, doing full on butt stuff. And you're like, absolutely not.
59:15
And then and you sent me the pictures. You sent me the s oh
59:20
I sent them. You went on a Paul hunt. I did because I
59:22
was like, I have to see this ship. I forgotten you. You
59:25
had sent me some other new ones though, because I sent you a couple
59:29
and then you went and looked and you sent me a couple nasty that never
59:31
happened. That was totally That was totally you. It was so funny because
59:36
I saw the pictures. He's got a needled in unsensor. We are back
59:40
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59:45
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doubles, all the goods, all these good That's right. I think that's
1:00:01
it. Is there anything else you want to say about this show? No,
1:00:05
it's crazy cast of characters. And you know, I wonder if Gerrek
1:00:08
will end up having an only Fans Oh for good, forgot I had a
1:00:15
vision. I could see it though, I could totally see it. Yes,
1:00:20
I can see them having an Only Good told me that we need to
1:00:22
have an orgy and film it. Oh my god, wow? Is there
1:00:27
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