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Final Hope E8: Murphy Maxwell and the Cave of Questionable Objects · The Multiverse Collective

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Right now, you're ready for the Episode 8.
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Fucking yeah, let's do it. Yeah.
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This series is intended for mature audiences.
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Oh, it looks like tabs or something.
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Another bunch of stupid slow runs over down.
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I mean, Spencer's pretty cool, but Murphy and Max, they're just
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not to die. Great, man.
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I really hope they don't die out here in the desert.
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And, you know, the Summer Striders can feel the slot that
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they're unpredictable, especially with that whispering.
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I'm going to die of a bunch of virgins.
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OK, so you are heading towards Rust Gulch, the mining town in
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the middle of the Crimson Desert, and you have no issues
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on the way there. The Whisper Wind does not affect
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you. You know your sound.
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OK, that's one way. All right.
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That's smoother than I expected to.
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Yeah, I don't know, I get so worried about that .02% chance
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of, you know, the whisper winds giving our gigantic creatures
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bloodlust. But I guess we had that whole 20
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minute talk for no reason. That's pretty sweet.
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It really did work as a good time batter.
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OK, so as, as you looking at this town, this is like a proper
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old school mining town, like just wooden buildings
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everywhere. There's like outhouses instead
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of toilets. This looks like a set from the
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Good The Bad and the ugly. And then there's just like a
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mine like in the middle like of the town with like 4 pillars
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holding up like a, like a, a roof over the top of the mine to
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make sure you know, it doesn't flood.
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If there is, you know, toxic rains and stuff and you're ready
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for your your first Riddle. Probably not, but hit me with
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it. So when you walk up to this
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mine, you see ancient fraction unlike the canopy like written
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across the canopy of the roof and it reads.
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Where rust slopes and shadows troop A relic Lars silkrums and
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coops count, the pillows tall and glim below fulfilled the
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trouser of them. Spencer sits down.
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Can you send that so I can read it?
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Because I missed half of it trying to figure out what.
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You were saying, yeah, it's. Obvious the answer is Uranium
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238. Are there pillars around?
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Like is there anything around that would make any of this make
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sense? Yeah, the.
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This pillars holding up the. OK.
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I was thinking those were like. Theoretical pillars.
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Well no, I was thinking more of like holding up a shack, not not
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like pillar pillars. This is one of four, by the way,
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so. So we just punched the third
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pillar. From which direction?
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Which way are we counting from? Can we get into the mine or is
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this like how to get into the mine?
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You can get into the mine if you want to go into the mine.
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So we could just bypass this. Maybe we'll just take a peek.
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Maybe there are pillars downstairs?
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I don't know, I just feel like we just punched the third pillar
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and just see what happens. Which one's the third pillar,
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Spencer? I don't.
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Know. So you have two options here
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because it's it's one of the middle 2.
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But from what direction? There is no middle?
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If it's four pillars in a circle, should maybe we do this
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one on the way out and we just go in for now?
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Yeah, well, like what if it's right here and then we're just
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like wasting our time if we if we go all the way in and there's
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just fucking nothing in there, you know, You know, maybe
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there's like multiple treasures, maybe it's like in in parts.
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Like roughly looks at trip and goes.
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How much do you guys like care about this place?
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I'm out. This is a historical landmark.
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This is before the TAT cluzzle. So we probably shouldn't just go
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about destroying it, is what you're saying?
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Yes, of course. Why?
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Why would you destroy? Something sacred?
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Oh, that's what I was asking. OK.
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Hey, hey, trip question for you, buddy Ross.
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Which way do your clocks go? Clockwise.
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Fuck. OK.
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Is it the same clockwise as Angel Grove?
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Like does it does it go like or does it does it go the reverse?
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He just pulls out like a pocket watch out his pocket and go.
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And it doesn't even have like a clock face on it.
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It's just like all digital. God damn it, but there was 1.
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Does that make sense? Puts the pussy back in his
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pocket. I, I, I think our best bet is to
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go inside. I feel like this will be a
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Riddle that comes into play later because maybe we need to
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go down and there's be different directions.
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We have to figure out which pillar we need to go through,
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but maybe we should take a peek inside first.
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I. Swear to God, if the rest of
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these riddles are as vague as this one, you guys are going to
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see an angry, depressed man. We already do Max.
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I don't think it's vague, Max. I think we're just supposed to
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punch the third pill. But I trust you guys.
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I guess we'll go. I'm so glad I made these these
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so much easier all. Right what my thought process is
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the rust sleeps and shadows creeps part is maybe because
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it's inside already? Like this may be like a
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direction we need to go. Oh yeah, that's a good point.
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I didn't even think about that part.
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I was just, you know, third pillar.
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Full send, man. See, that's why you're the
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brains of this operation, Murph, she claps.
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On the back. Thank God we have one.
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One what? Oh yeah.
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All right, well, let's let's let's take a peek inside and see
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what's going on. OK, so you you go inside the
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mine and it is you get about 20 feet down and then it is all
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blocked off and it's not blocked off like there's signs saying
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you can't go any further. I mean, it's like caved in.
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Spencer, you're up. Yeah, you got it.
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Spencer is going to try and get through.
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Punch it. Yeah, punch through.
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Roll 2D6 plus Superior. 2D6 plus superior.
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That is a dirty 12. You punch it and you make a
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dint, but whatever you're punching is stronger than what
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you can punch through. Fuck, she's like shaking her
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fists out. So third pillar?
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Third pillar, huh? There's like, it just, like goes
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down and it's just like, yeah. It's it's covered up.
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It it this is more of a tourist place so they don't want people
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going through to getting hurt. Max turns out to trip and goes
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what? The fuck, man.
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All right, hang on, I thought, What other buildings are around
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this mine? There's a shop, there's a bank,
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there's a bar, there's several outhouses.
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Is the shop selling like Torres Tchotchkes?
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Spencer does want to pick up a souvenir for Regina.
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It's got key rings. Yeah, perfect.
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Fridge magnets. You know all the things.
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Yeah, Yes, that's what you could ever want.
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On the way out, she'll grab a key ring, but not right now.
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Yeah. We're obviously we're in
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business mode and. It's not the time.
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Does the does the bank have any pillars?
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No, the only place that has pillars is the mine.
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OK. Are there are there any more
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buildings or is it just the shop, the bar in the bank?
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The only ones that are standing and the shop, the bar in the
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bank. All right.
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OK. My thought is it's not talking
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about actual pillars, it's talking about pillars of the
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community. So depending on what order
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they're given, maybe one of them has like a basement, yeah.
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Oh, I think we just dig under the third pillar.
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That's Spencer's next suggestion is that she's going to punch
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underneath the ground of the third pillar.
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Murphy's going to look at Trip and go.
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So other Ranger teams have tried this, right?
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Not bus exact crust, no blow out the first to deliver this crust.
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Damn it, I was going to ask where they started but shit.
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The last ones went to our person.
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No man should go. Oh, well, that's very.
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I like Max's idea. I like that.
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All right, Max is going to walk over to the bar.
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You see a closed like sign on the on the on the door.
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This can't stop me because I choose not to read and Max walks
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in. You walk into an empty bar.
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The lights are off. There's like a few tables,
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there's some stairs going upstairs.
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Is there like a like a cellar? Not that you can see this bar
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doesn't look like this had any patrons in it for many a year.
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Is there a name of this bar? I'm going to be honest with you.
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No, there's no. I was just curious.
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So it just says bar on the front.
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All right, well. Just says booze question mark.
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Question mark. Murph's going to go back to trip
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and say, oh, OK, question for you.
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What is How do the buildings in this area rank in your society
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from most important to least? Rank Bowling.
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I don't know. Well, there's like what?
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What Is there a bank, a bar of mine?
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And what else? A shop.
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A shop. A shop.
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That's it. Well, I don't know if maybe you
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were like more consumer focused and like the shop would be first
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and then the bank and maybe like you like booze and then the bar
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and then the mine is I don't know.
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Some some help. Spencer is going to start trying
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to dig with her hands. He's going.
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To look at Spencer digging and look at Bob and go, he could
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probably use some help. So like.
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Where are you digging, Spencer? So the way that the pillars are,
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it's like the mine area, does it pass underneath where the
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pillars are? So like, yeah.
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Yeah, so the mine goes like in the middle.
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It's not like a a full circle, it's like a semi circle of
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pillars. OK.
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But there would be an area of the mind that's like directly
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underneath where the pillars are positioned.
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Yes. Yeah.
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So Spencer will start trying to dig under the, I guess the two
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pillars that she thinks could feasibly be the third pillar
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without really putting. On OK SO.
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Before before Max leaves the the bar there any like 1000 year old
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bottle of whiskey or something that's just like chilling?
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There's a questionable green liquid in a bottle.
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Oh, great, Max is going to. Max is going to pocket that when
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he thinks nobody's looking. Great.
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Add that somewhere. On your sheet and we'll find out
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later. You, Spencer, spent 10 minutes
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digging underneath these pillars.
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First one bust nothing there. Second one you find a little
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chest. Just just a legal chest, just a
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tiny 1. And it has a stone, like a clear
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crystal stone. And the note with another Riddle
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on it. Oh God, Spencer.
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Basically. Called everybody over.
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Or no, it was their pillar, right?
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An actual pillar, not the OK. So we were wrong about the
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buildings, OK. Are you ready for the second?
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Put the Riddle. Yeah, do it in the Boys Go.
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Otherwise, I'm not going to listen.
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Do you want me to do it in in Trips voice?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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But also send it so we can. Fuck the sons and Bros.
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Well, shadows dance a song, song glums.
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I died on a glance. That's rose will will a path
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untold to rather the treasures tell unfolds.
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It's OK. Spencer's crying a little bit.
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Murph's going to take the stone that you found and look at it.
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And I, I'll turn to trip and go. Is is it safe to assume this is
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a Sunstone? Can I can I hold it up and see
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if it does? Like the whole one eyed Willie's
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treasure Show the hole in the ground thing when it's in the
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sun's rays. You you see it, you hold it up
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in the air and it isn't exactly it is that some sunlight is
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going through it. But like the height you can get
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as as your 5 foot 6 self isn't enough for the light to be
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incorrectly for. Wait, Max, can you fly this up?
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Yeah, I was going to say I can fly.
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Yes. All right, Max.
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Is going to. Max is going to grab the stone
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and in one hand just kind of like hold it up and he's just
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going to kick off the ground and kind of slowly fly up until
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something happens. OK so you fly up holding this
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sunstone and the sun's the the sun rays reflects off the stone
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and it casts a beam of light to where the next clue is.
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Murphy like shout out to Max. He'll just wait there.
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We'll, we'll go to the thing. Just just stay where you are.
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All right, Max Brown human light bulb.
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Spencer's following Murphy. Yeah, Oh yeah.
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So Max and Spencer, Murphy and Spencer will go to the wherever
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the beacon is shining. OK, So you get there and you
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see, you know, just like some old like fossilized tracks in
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the ground. It's very, you know.
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Got to be. 3-4 hundred year old tracks and on a bot like like a
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box that's obviously been like ransacked of anything valuable
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inside of it looked like it was like a trade caravan sort of
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that went through. There is writing on the box that
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says. A culture, A culture crawls its
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tracks, renown, a message hidden.
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I crept up the phone, the South of the curl, the symbols so
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bald, and found the roses a sterile untold.
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I've made a voice that's really going to harm me for the rest of
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my life. But Murph's going to turn and
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like wave to Max and be like we found it and come down.
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All right, Max flies down. Can we just do the tracks just
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stop here? Like did we?
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We found that carved on the box, right?
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Yes. Can we open the box?
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You open the box and there is nothing in the box.
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We put the stone in the box. You want to put the stone in the
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box. Look, I I'm just trying things,
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all right? Is Murph's going to look at the
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the tracks? Yes.
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Are they just in a straight line or are they like maybe like up
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down, left right Baba select start style code?
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Yes, they're in the exact Konami code configuration.
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Perfect. But it looks like the tracks
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start here. All right, I guess we, I guess
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we follow the tracks. So it like it starts from the
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box and goes out? Yes.
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Oh, OK. I was thinking the tracks led to
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the box. Yeah, I guess we follow the box.
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I mean, I suppose or follow the tracks.
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You follow these tracks for a good 45 minutes ish and you come
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up to an Oasis that is. Is precipice the right word I'm
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thinking of here? On the edge of a Cliff.
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Yeah, yeah, it's on the precipice of a of a Canyon.
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Ah, OK, not a Cliff. And then you see as you arrive,
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you see the final clue carved into a rock, and it reads.
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Right, a Cameron's melt a hood on South, a towel, concealed
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bulb and learn. Mount the treasure wells of the
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world so grand. The abducts of Lord the Sailor
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of the World sometime. Wait, they're going.
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To be hot bitches in there. Max, can you fly up and see if
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there's maybe like other Canyon, like maybe there's like an
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intersection nearby? Yeah, I will take a look and Max
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is going to once again fly up and see if there's a
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intersection of canyons. I think maybe we have to wait
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for a night time. You fly up and you do see that
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there is an intersection of canyons.
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It's like A at junction. So you could, you know, go up
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that way if you so wish. Hey, hey trip, how long are your
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days here? Photo.
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Out hours. Jesus.
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Christ, how long until the next night time?
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He pulls out his pocket watch again.
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Around 4:00. All right, I guess we'll just
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have to wait there for a few hours and see if we can find
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anything in the moonlight. OK, so you walk to the
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intersection of the canyons, which takes about 20 minutes,
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and then I'm going to assume you're going to like set up a
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makeshift sort of camp for a bit, I'm assuming?
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Yeah, Spencer's looking for snacks.
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I mean, we could, I feel like, yeah, I feel like Max could
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probably scout inside the Canyon to see if we could get it.
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Maybe we could just stumble across it just flying through.
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Max join a roller. I'll look a straight look check
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for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got you 5.
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Max is flying through this Canyon and he sees a rock
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formation that looks a little bit like Sarah, and that's all
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he thinks about the whole time he's flying through.
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So he's not even thinking about looking for this cave.
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He's just flying through, thinking about home, thinking
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that Dave is there talking to her at her desk every day.
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I think Max fully like gets distracted, just thinks about
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this whole like Odyssey and like can't believe he's probably he's
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probably talking, he's probably talking to her right now and I'm
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not there to do anything about him.
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And he's just like grumbling and he just like flies into.
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Into a wall. Yeah, into a wall.
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Yeah, one of those, Yeah. He doesn't see The Cave and you
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just hear a massive and like a big poem of smoke comes out.
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Murph looks at Spencer Goes, and I don't think he found anything.
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I don't think so either. It was a long shot, though, to
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be fair. We both kind of knew that he
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wasn't going to, you know, just it, it's good for him to feel
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useful. I think.
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I think that's something that I remember when my parents, we
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talked about my grandparents, is that they, they stole.
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They wanted to feel useful, helpful.
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It keeps them young. He's he, he's the only one of
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the three of us that can fly so. Yeah, well, exactly.
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I mean that that is, that is a useful thing to have.
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That's good. It's good.
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I mean, otherwise we would have had to stand on each others
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shoulders. So figure out that stone thing.
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Oh. Man that would be fun.
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Do you ever play chicken in like the pool?
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Oh shit, man. When we get.
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Back we're going to we're going to play chicken.
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You can be my you can be the guy on my shoulders.
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We're going to fucking wreck shit, man.
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It's going. To be fucking sick.
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So you sit there for a couple hours and night falls and
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moonlight bathes the canyons. As you look at to the bottom of
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it, you see like right in the right at the bottom right on the
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back wall of like the T junction.
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So it's like this is the T junction.
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People who are listening at home don't get to see my
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demonstration here. Oh wait, this is too far over
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over this way I. Was supposed to say to be there.
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We don't get to see it either. So this is your T junction and
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then like at the bottom here, like on the T junction, my hand
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keeps going further off screen so.
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Spencer points there at the T junction, Yeah.
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You couldn't have you couldn't have found that in the daylight.
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All right, well, let's. OK, who's going to The Cave?
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We're all going to The Cave. I assumed all three of us.
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Yeah. So you you see like a it's a
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small cave, probably enough for one person to crawl in like in
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space wise. Oh well, it's.
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Probably not. Spencer, Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Shit, I wanted to see the object of my greatest desire.
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In there, I'll see if I can bring it out.
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I'll, I'll, I'll let you know. OK.
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Don't you and I like the same stuff?
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And no and whatever? Have fun.
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Spencer is definitely not pouting.
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You crawl in and you see a little box like a shoe box size
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little like chest box. It's not locked or anything.
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It's got no, no padlock on it or anything like that.
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It's just a little box that you're going to open it.
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You you sure can if you would like to.
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I feel like I'm going to bring it out before I open it.
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I should. Everybody should be here for
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this. OK, we're.
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Just going to grab it and climb out.
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OK, so you come out with this box and I'm assuming you open it
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in front of. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I'll open it for I, I, I assuming we're done, this seems
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like it would be it, right? Spencer's going to lean over to
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Max. Do you think he wished for a for
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a flashlight? Is that why the box is so small?
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Oh God. Spencer.
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Spencer, Why? I don't know Anna's.
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It says the object of your greatest desire.
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That was the that was the Riddle, right?
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Like why is Murph's box so small?
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I, I, we, I would, I assume it's whatever we came here for.
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I don't know. I, I open it.
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Why did? You put that in my head.
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Would any of the three of you know guns?
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No. Absolute.
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Actually, yes. OK.
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Probably not like old tiny guns, but like modern guns.
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I mean, Murph knows bows. It's not guns, but it's gun
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adjacent. OK, powers combined.
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This shoots bullets. Nice, we'll say.
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Trip knows guns. Fuck it, Trip knows human guns.
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He looks in the box and he goes. Oh my world, I would never have
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ever expected to have found a Lamat revolver.
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Why? Why are human?
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Why is there a human revolver here?
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Oh man, that's a gun. I was going to say that hole
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looks a little small for a pocket.
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It's Spencer. You're humans.
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In the world, sex rituals. I don't know man, we've been in
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outer space for like 6 fucking months.
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There's it's. Been like 5 days.
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It's not we humans, it's just them too.
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They're teenagers. Max, I think Spencer's sort of
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losing her grip on time in reality.
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Yeah, that worries me, but I think we can figure this out
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when we get back to the shit. Maybe.
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I I mean I I'm the one that ate the mushrooms or had the had the
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the the mushroom. The way the way this planet is
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going, I I still have one more. I don't know, maybe when we get
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back to the ship. Maybe that's what I do on my
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downtime. Also, I he he sort of looks
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around and sort of discreetly takes a step away from trip a
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little bit and whispers like does it seem like this was like
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super easy to find and like anybody could have just come
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down here and gotten this at any time?
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Yeah, it feels like this was maybe a puzzle.
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Maybe we basically walked to it. Yeah, I mean, if we were able to
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do it. The bar is.
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Not very high. Yeah, I have.
27:07
Better hearing than I thought. I guess I'm just wondering why
27:11
you needed our help. Drop it a bit.
27:13
Drop it a bit transparent. Is this Yeah.
27:16
You can become invisible. Oh no, it's even.
27:18
Weirder. No, I can't.
27:21
I can't turn the visible. I was going to be some doors
27:26
lower that Power Rangers will show up on the planet facts
27:31
rather than at some amount of time on the set.
27:34
That's who wanted the Power Rangers to discover this
27:37
treasure. Weird.
27:39
But why male models? I just, I guess I'm confused
27:46
because like the instructions said, the object of your desire
27:52
and I didn't want this. Spencer.
28:00
It's it's the royal you do. You want to.
28:08
Take a look in the cabin or in The Cave and see if like your
28:11
desire's in there as well. Yeah, I do, actually.
28:14
Spencer will crawl into The Cave.
28:19
Rome. 2D6 that's. An 8.
28:30
You crawl into The Cave. Is it just like an ancient like
28:34
a page out of a Playboy from like 1992?
28:37
No, it's the Hooters. Calendar.
28:43
It's not the Hooters calendar, it's.
28:45
Also from 1992. It's the Crimson Citadel,
28:48
Hooters calendar, and it's all just pictures of a goblin and AG
28:52
string. Spencer has a lot of really
28:56
confusing thoughts and feelings about this.
28:58
And she just like, tucks it into her suit as best she can.
29:01
She like, folds it up really tight so that the boys can't see
29:04
it. And she like, you know,
29:05
backwards army crawls out of The Cave.
29:07
Nothing, nothing in there. You're right.
29:11
Well, it was worth a try it. Was yeah.
29:13
I mean, I'm sorry. I saw there was there was like a
29:15
flash of moonlight that like came in a couple of seconds
29:18
after you. You went in there.
29:21
You're sure you didn't find anything?
29:23
Yeah, there's nothing in there. I don't know, Max.
29:27
You were right. I was wrong.
29:28
I'm sorry for doubting you. Max just looks over at the
29:34
camera and he's just looks back at Spencer and he's just like,
29:37
you know what, I'm not going to push the issue.
29:42
That's the smartest thing to have set this whole journal.
29:47
Trips funny guys, OK. Murphy's going to take the gun
29:55
out-of-the-box and point it in a random direction and pull the
29:57
trigger to see if it fires. It does, but it's not the you
30:01
don't when you pull it to fire. It's not the pistol round, it is
30:06
the shotgun round that fires. Oh fucking that shit.
30:10
This is a really hard one to reload.
30:17
I guess it's still loaded. That's weird.
30:19
I don't know how long it's been here, but it still works as.
30:22
Far as I'm a while, some of those have spelled nothing for
30:27
this one. Abduct for around and you see
30:32
him. Bring pull out an Abacus.
30:34
How does that? Work you were talking about
30:44
financial literacy. Can you explain this to me?
30:46
I just, I want to understand how you know other cultures kind of
30:50
do and stuff. Spencer I I'm only like 10 years
30:56
older than you. I used a calculator in school.
31:00
I don't know. Plus some of those has been
31:04
looking for this particular revolver for 1400.
31:11
It's impressive that it still works, I guess.
31:14
You know what? Here and he hands it.
31:17
It's like, I guess you can give it to him.
31:19
We found it if we don't need this, right?
31:22
Like he he wanted it. You you see Trip take the
31:27
revolver he does like a hand flourish and it's just gone.
31:33
Wow, you know, up close magic. That wasn't Mad Dog, that was.
31:37
That was just another standing up some doors.
31:40
Oh, oh, yeah, yes, it worked out as well as I expected it to.
31:42
I kind of expected you to say we needed to take it to him, but I
31:45
guess that works out too. So do we go, do we go see some
31:49
dudes like what, what, what do we do next?
31:52
Can you touch us and make us do that?
31:56
You. Can't just ask people to touch
31:59
you. I didn't know how it works.
32:04
First the spells first isn't battable and the Sutter and now
32:09
we're the asking me to to touch her but.
32:11
This is come on man, this is so hot.
32:17
We've been out in space for a long time.
32:19
Drip. I'm sorry, man.
32:20
I. Spencer it's been like 5 days.
32:25
I know our concepts of time are different because we're
32:29
different ages, but five days feels like a fucking eternity to
32:33
me. Well, well, OK, OK you guys soon
32:38
I'm going to stoke. This is what I'm selling a
32:43
couple of dollars off. Going to have some fun.
32:46
Don't experience life there. There are thinners at the ship
32:50
and they're in. How old is 16/17/20 3:48 I don't
32:57
know how. That's about right. 48.
33:01
Yeah. I'm 29.
33:08
No. Am I 29?
33:13
Spencer, thank you for asking about my I've been here since
33:16
before turning on the chromosomes rule on the Crimson,
33:19
does it? Tina's. 4. 100 and Tina's the
33:23
Crimson. Hang on.
33:24
Tina the Crimson. We don't have time to talk about
33:27
that right now, but I'll give her an infomercial to listen to
33:30
on the on the pod. Yeah, no, I that sounds great.
33:37
I'm trying to learn more about other cultures and like really,
33:41
you know, up my knowledge so that so that I I, you know, I
33:46
know. That's understandable, yeah.
33:48
Yeah, you know, I just, you know.
33:51
Calla Dove, I know a brilliant plus A+ looking that.
33:58
Does that sound like a fun? There are mortal facts around
34:03
this. And that's us being is the age
34:05
we're at. We kind of feel like we can't
34:06
die anyway, so. Yeah, no, I'm in that sounds.
34:09
Fun. All right, bye route, bye route
34:11
Max. Can use it though.
34:12
Yeah, I feel like well. There's a there's a little
34:15
casino I'm not far from here. All elders.
34:19
All, all. Elders, you got a fucking child,
34:23
casino man. Oh, oh, OK, I was going to say
34:25
we're not old enough to go to a casino yet, so.
34:27
Oh man, all. Elders.
34:28
All spices, all chili pro. Yeah, let's call.
34:34
Why? Is that with a question mark?
34:42
It's all right. Trip to school, those are called
34:46
robots people they're called creations of man and sentence
34:53
belongings of loud people like. You're getting into like some
34:55
really serious ethical questions.
34:58
That's that's a long one topic there's.
35:01
There's a whole Star Trek episode about that.
35:02
We'll figure it out later. Oh God there is.
35:04
That's a good episode. The the farm, the place I'll be
35:10
taken well, I'll be sending around the road to output,
35:13
programming it into the pod as we'll speak.
35:15
I'm stopping God make sure. It doesn't leave till we get
35:19
there, please. I'm going to send you to the the
35:22
Cosmic Casino Monaros. OK, OK, let's have a great time
35:28
to count Baba. Love that without the power of
35:33
flower. Oh shit, we can fly there,
35:35
Murph. Look, there are those people
35:40
from other places. Does that make sense?
35:44
Yeah, that makes sense. Are they hot?
35:48
What is wrong with you I? Don't know it's been a long five
35:52
days. Magic though.
35:55
Spencer, don't you have like a girlfriend back home?
35:57
It's complicated. I don't want to talk about it.
36:03
Understandable if you rather wanted to answer it.
36:08
I don't know if I'm trying to discover the truth behind that
36:12
casino, but no one's ever done. That's sure a little mystery
36:16
myth, but. I think mostly we just want to
36:19
have like a good time or whatever.
36:21
I I guess we should probably get there and figure out what our
36:25
deal is first. Yeah, yeah.
36:27
I mean, like if there's like at skis or something, I don't
36:31
probably want to like figure out anything, but like if there
36:34
aren't jet skis, I don't know. We'll see.
36:37
Murph steps over to Max and goes, Hey Max, do you have like
36:40
20 bucks? I can bum.
36:41
I don't have any money. Oh, the the dunk, the dunk, the
36:45
plow of money and, and the customer just said no, no, no,
36:49
no, no, no, no little plow of lash.
36:53
It sounds oh. That's oh, I immediately don't
36:56
like that. Not your life.
37:00
I don't have to build your life can.
37:02
We use money. But wait, how much life does a
37:06
jet ski cost? Calls that another Abacus.
37:11
10,000 tickets. That costs enough life.
37:15
Look, look, look, those are just a few games I like to play, you
37:19
know, but that we get some, we get some converts here on there
37:23
and, and the sort of, you know, and I like to tread their lives
37:29
for a better life for myself. You know, I play the soul game.
37:33
It's pretty fun. It's very dangerous.
37:35
Don't play it. You're not ready to risk your
37:37
life. Right, I'm really starting to
37:40
question the morals of these cosmic societies all.
37:43
Right, neither of you can go to that table.
37:46
I like temporal roulette. Temporal.
37:50
Roulette. Sorry, sorry, that's roulette.
37:53
What? Temporal.
37:55
A little run your life that's extended.
37:59
You start longer for longer. You experience life in a slower
38:03
route of lures. Your life is accelerated time.
38:08
The bottle is faster. You experience things at a
38:11
quicker Rd. So wait, wait wait.
38:14
Murphy and I could like, finish puberty early.
38:18
I don't think. I don't think that's the right
38:21
way to go around this. I don't know man, I feel like it
38:24
could do some really good things for you and your.
38:28
There's two planes that you won't be able to play because I
38:31
don't believe any of you own galaxies, planets or star
38:35
systems. No, not yet, but we're working
38:39
on it. OK so you can watch cosmic does
38:43
where every role influences the change must the first of a star
38:47
system, which is pretty cool, and then you can also watch the
38:51
time of worlds which is where people wager planets.
38:56
Sweet. So how do we buy a planet?
39:03
Now I'm like with with a lot of blood and violence.
39:07
OK. Yeah.
39:08
So is there? Like over.
39:10
So we could technically buy this planet then, like if we'd like,
39:17
it's just I. Think that would violate some
39:18
sort of? It is.
39:19
The radical question, we're just, we're having a
39:21
conversation. This is like a, you know.
39:24
I'm just going to let you know, Spencer, as much as I allowed to
39:27
gusto pretty much fuck yeah shit.
39:30
I mean, I fully believe that, like you guys live in like a
39:33
weird sky palace and I just punch stuff, which is super
39:37
cool, but like I understand that.
39:39
I just like, you know, I I just kind of want to understand the
39:42
process. I'm Max keeps saying that I need
39:45
to pay more attention in school and like learn stuff.
39:48
And but this isn't school. But well, no I know but like I
39:52
am not in school anymore because I got.
39:54
Like. I got like kidnapped by this,
39:56
like this floating head dude and like I was supposed to be
40:00
graduating this year and I don't think I'm going to have enough
40:02
credits to graduate. So I'm just I'm trying to learn
40:05
as much as I can. Spencer It's a high school.
40:08
You don't have to they they give you enough.
40:12
Max, you haven't been in high school in 10 years.
40:14
You don't know how it works anymore in Angel Grove.
40:16
They they give you the credits that you need to.
40:20
Graduate. Yeah, but I'm not going to any
40:22
of those classes right now because we're in fucking space,
40:25
Max. Let's go back.
40:36
Max sticks his head in The Cave and screams.
40:40
Roll roll 2D6 for me. 11. You stick your head in and oh,
40:51
this could go one or two ways. Oh.
40:58
Please give him a flashlight. That wasn't one of the two ways
41:08
I was thinking. So this could go.
41:11
So this could go one of three ways.
41:14
Which dice do you want me to roll?
41:16
Metal or non metal? Give me a metal Oh.
41:20
My God. Right.
41:20
So one to two is one option, two to three to four, the other five
41:24
to six. The flashlight.
41:29
Lovely. You get a flashlight.
41:39
It's a very fancy flashlight. It's a it's a very tech, tech
41:43
savvy flashlight. Max looks at it, picks it up,
41:48
puts it down, thinks about it, picks it back up and says
41:53
nothing. He comes out and he's just like,
41:57
wow, Spence, you were right. There really is nothing in that
42:00
cave. See.
42:00
Exactly. Nothing.
42:05
Please put one flashlight along with your questionable.
42:10
Green drink. Holy shit.
42:16
Right, you can put your Crimson Crimson citadel.
42:22
Who is? Oh my.
42:26
God. Oh my fuck.
42:28
Me. Yeah, well, I guess there's
42:33
nothing else in there are. You ready to go back and not
42:39
through this anymore? I'm.
42:41
Morbidly curious to see what would happen if Murphy went in
42:44
there. Yeah, Murph, you should go.
42:46
Good. I went in there first.
42:47
I got the thing. Yeah, like.
42:49
Some doors wanted. Yeah, the Murphy, you should,
42:56
you should go in there and see what kind of nothing you get.
42:58
And Max looks at Spencer, eyes wide.
43:01
Yeah, Murph, you should check out The Cave.
43:03
Murph, They didn't. The Cave of Wonders.
43:06
Murph. Cave of Wonders, Murph.
43:12
I'm I'm, I'm fucking Cave Murphy.
43:15
Max throws Murphy in The Cave. Roll 2TS.
43:23
Max in in this moment, Max looks at Spencer and he's just like,
43:27
we're not talking about what we got, right?
43:29
No, no. OK, good. 66 You get a note, and
43:39
it says to my dearest Murphy, me and you shall meet very, very
43:45
soon God. Damn it.
43:50
From your dearest Mavia. Murph crawls back out of the
43:57
cage holding the No one goes. So I have several questions.
44:01
So did you 2 also get nothing in that cave or did you actually
44:04
get something? I got he holds up and know how
44:07
you. Spell it as well.
44:07
This is why I. Didn't want to fucking go in
44:09
there you dipshit. This also really makes me think
44:13
that the both of you got something and you're just lying
44:15
about. Spencer grabs the note out of
44:16
Murph's hand. Yeah, he won't.
44:18
He'll hand it over. Oh, she sounds.
44:20
Creepy as hell. That's not what I thought.
44:22
Oh. Yeah, yeah.
44:24
I mean I would say it sounds creepy because it sounds like
44:26
this is being written by like 100 year old woman, which I
44:30
guess if if one of us was going to be cougar bait it would be
44:33
you. Feels like a grooming situation
44:36
to me. Well.
44:37
Based on the fact that the that we were on, I was hearing a
44:39
bunch of weird creepy voices which I haven't heard any this
44:43
planet, but I really feel like I'm in some for some bad shit in
44:47
here. Coming up soon, guys.
44:48
Yeah, I don't know, though. Maybe you're lucky and it's like
44:49
a hot cougar or something. I don't know.
44:52
Yeah, maybe I don't. Maybe it's one.
44:55
Maybe she's from a planet where where 100 years is like the
44:59
equivalent of How old are you Murphy?
45:02
16. Maybe 100 years is the
45:05
equivalent of 16 on whatever planet Maria is from.
45:09
Yeah, maybe she's going to have like, never mind.
45:14
Spencer is about. To make a very specific
45:22
reference to one of the pictures in her calendar and she just
45:25
elected to stop speaking. Did she look like Bonnie Lynn?
45:36
What was her name? I don't remember.
45:39
Bonnie Joe. Bonnie Joe, there it.
45:41
Is there we go. He he looks at you guys like and
45:51
let's just go, this is weird. He does.
45:56
Let's leave this place before more overt than sexual happens.
46:06
And as you walking, as you walking back towards the
46:09
standard, standard Strider trip is going to be walking next to
46:13
Max and he's just going to whisper to Max.
46:15
Apple bottle can still have the flesh loud sticking out of the.
46:20
No, it's a thermos for soup. Because that is what I want.
46:26
Oh. Fuck.
46:37
Oh God, you make it back to the Citadel of the sky.
46:49
And. Trip just walks you straight to
46:51
the fucking to the bird and he's that.
46:55
Tell tabs never to send you back.
47:01
Great, great. So.
47:02
If they can figure out the communication system, we will,
47:04
yeah. I'm really glad that we didn't
47:06
have to deal with the blood lust just like the regular.
47:08
The regular lust, anyway. So much lust was used on this
47:13
planet so that and I know the hot shower to be relative all.
47:19
We need the cold ones. Yeah.
47:21
That's the robot are into Monaros now.
47:26
Cool. I'm glad we have a say.
47:28
All right, let's go. You're you're, you're a 16 year
47:31
old. Borrow what the sirens you're
47:33
having left. I'm just older.
47:34
He's our leader. He's he's in charge, the old.
47:38
Man, we have a say in where the ship goes next.
47:40
That's OK, let's just go. Maybe if we wrap the manual in
47:45
the ship you're about to pile this off.
47:48
There's a manual. He walks into the ship and like
47:54
right right next to the command console.
47:56
It's just like a like a, a plastic like covered book.
48:01
It's like a big thick book. It's just like still in the cell
48:05
thing. I just thought that was a cup of
48:09
coaster. I've never seen that before.
48:16
And he walks out and he bangs like slaps the side of the ship
48:19
twice and the door closes. And he goes and it just.
48:25
Works. Max turns the other two.
48:29
That's what it was. Max turns the other two as soon
48:34
as the door closes and goes, so that went well.
48:36
Yeah, that could have been like way worse.
48:38
Anyway, I have to go to the bathroom.
48:39
Not for anything weird, just to go to the.
48:41
Bathroom. And.
48:42
Spencer. Takes her calendar to the
48:44
bathroom and looks at it. Yeah, I I also need to go do
48:51
hey. Go trick like for your thermos
48:53
you dip shit. Let's go.
48:55
Yeah. I'm going to go and make some
48:57
soup. Chicken noodle.
49:05
Murphy just fucking hits the gold button.
49:08
Get the fuck out of here. And as we leave this wonderful
49:15
scene, we see Spencer sat in the toilet just flipping through
49:19
these erotic pictures of Tina the goblin.
49:23
And we we we zoom in on Max. Trying to find.
49:32
We we we don't need to zoom in on Max.
49:35
It's a hastily drawn picture of Sarah taped to the wall and
49:38
Matt. 'S it's a stick woman with big
49:46
circular boobs. It's just Sarah.
49:50
Just. The word.
49:56
That's where we're going to leave it.
50:00
Oh, fuck it up. Dear God.
50:49
The. The.