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🏡 The Valley Finale Recap 💥 · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

• 0:05
  Speaker 1: Drama, Darling Drama, Darling.
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  Speaker 2: Drama.
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  Speaker 3: Welcome in, everybody, it's the Valley Day. We are going
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  Speaker 3: to be recapping the finale of the Valley. So Darling's
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  Speaker 3: welcome in, Jamie Moyer and Emily There says Jamie, let's
• 0:28
  Speaker 3: say hello to you first. How are you today? Welcome in, Emily,
• 0:32
  Speaker 3: how are you today?
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  Speaker 4: I am wonderful. I can't believe how long this season
• 0:37
  Speaker 4: has been.
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  Speaker 3: Do you feel like it's been long? Because yeah, I
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  Speaker 3: mean I love it.
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  Speaker 4: I just been like, wow, this thing's been going on
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  Speaker 4: a minute. Wow.
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  Speaker 3: Usually when a season is super hot, you kind of
• 0:49
  Speaker 3: feel like, oh, it's already over.
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  Speaker 4: I do feel that way, but I'm also like, it's
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  Speaker 4: been four years.
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  Speaker 3: You guys is It's so I feel like very unhealthy
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  Speaker 3: this morning emotionally because I am really gonna miss seeing
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  Speaker 3: Brittany and Jack's fight, and I'm worried about myself.
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  Speaker 5: Like I guess I should say towards.
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  Speaker 3: The end of this is really what I'm living for,
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  Speaker 3: her handing him his ass and just really gaining power
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  Speaker 3: over her life. But I am kind of I love
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  Speaker 3: how toxic. I don't love how toxic he is, but.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what to say.
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  Speaker 3: I just I'm gonna miss their fights. Why what's wrong
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  Speaker 3: with me? What's wrong with me?
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  Speaker 2: It makes all the sense amy to see her say
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  Speaker 2: he's a greasy faced man boy is very satisfying, like
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  Speaker 2: watching someone coming out of the dug like she gets it,
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  Speaker 2: you know, it's nice. Finally gets it, finally sees what
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  Speaker 2: we and every one of our friends and family have
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  Speaker 2: seen since day one.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not gonna miss these scenes with Jack's and Jesse
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  Speaker 4: comparing how great they are and why they just are
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  Speaker 4: so misunderstood like that. We've had just in that last episode,
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  Speaker 4: we had two of those scenes, and then they always
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  Speaker 4: ended with Danny's a fuck up not.
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  Speaker 3: Us at the party, at the Zen party when everybody
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  Speaker 3: was entering in and they had Jackson Jesse come in
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  Speaker 3: in slow motion with just to just shit faces on,
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  Speaker 3: you know, just just shit faces because they're just shit faces.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, you guys are highlighting the villains
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  Speaker 3: and your right to do that.
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  Speaker 5: You're right to do that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's good edit. It's a good edit for.
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  Speaker 4: Us because also in the after show, Sorry, Jamie, I
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  Speaker 4: hate to bring this up.
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  Speaker 2: I know. Here we go.
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  Speaker 4: In the after show Michelle says, like that that scene
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  Speaker 4: where Jesse is crying with her and we just got
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  Speaker 4: to figure this out. She's like, he's already back to
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  Speaker 4: his old shit like.
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  Speaker 3: It, you know, wow, can we just let's just like,
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  Speaker 3: let's take down that scene first. Let's take down that
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  Speaker 3: scene with Jesse and Michelle might as well. We can
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  Speaker 3: isolate that.
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  Speaker 5: You know, when he was like, all the.
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  Speaker 3: Power that I've left, I have left, I'm just gonna
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  Speaker 3: hand it to you and you just do what with
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  Speaker 3: what you will Michelle, and she's like, He's like because
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  Speaker 3: I'm just so tired. She's like, you don't think I'm tired.
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  Speaker 3: And he immediately was like he wanted to fight immediately.
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  Speaker 5: You know, it didn't last long.
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  Speaker 2: He's such a faker. Oh my god. I guarantee you
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  Speaker 2: she regrets the moment she crossed his path.
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  Speaker 4: Well, so, now, when I was watching that, I was like,
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  Speaker 4: I wonder, because Jamie, you've said that maybe you've.
• 3:50
  Speaker 1: Had some issues with Michelle.
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  Speaker 4: I was wondering if when you were watching that scene,
• 3:55
  Speaker 4: if you were frustrated with Michelle, because I was worried
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  Speaker 4: that this is going to read like she's not caring. Meanwhile,
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  Speaker 4: I'm reading it like this is her defense that she
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  Speaker 4: has built up over time to deal with this idiot,
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  Speaker 4: and so she's not going to give him one tier
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  Speaker 4: because then it opens a door for him. But I
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  Speaker 4: was like, I wonder if the audience who aren't Michelle
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  Speaker 4: Stands are going to read this a different way.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, you know, she's kind of and I acknowledge she's
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  Speaker 2: in between a rock and a hard place. I do
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  Speaker 2: think she's cold, but what you're saying is she's built
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  Speaker 2: up a reserve to not show emotion. I could see
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  Speaker 2: that because being married to him would be a nightmare,
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  Speaker 2: so I could see that. But I do still think
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  Speaker 2: she's kind of cold. But they are showing a warmer
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  Speaker 2: side of her with Aaron, so maybe I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I mean when she was like, you don't think it's
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  Speaker 3: hard for me, you don't think I'm tired, I was like,
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  Speaker 3: all right, you know, like he is, you're there to
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  Speaker 3: have some sort of conversation. You do want resolution. So
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  Speaker 3: I kind of feel like in that moment, I was
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  Speaker 3: a little like, all right, yeah I was tired, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: But of course she's tired, you know, I mean they're
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  Speaker 3: both tired. But his antics with the with the crying
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  Speaker 3: and stuff like that. You know, he rehearsed that with
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  Speaker 3: his life coach, and he got about what.
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  Speaker 2: About to the dog, He's like, Mommy's coming over. I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: shut the fuck up.
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  Speaker 4: I actually feel like his tears are legit. And he
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  Speaker 4: also like cried again in the episode. I think he's
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  Speaker 4: these are like I'm broke tears. This isn't about Michelle.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, this is.
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  Speaker 4: Like I have exhausted all outlets for a boatload of
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  Speaker 4: cash and now I'm like in severe debt. Like that's
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  Speaker 4: the vibe I'm getting on that. Yeah, he seems those
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  Speaker 4: are desperate tears, but not about the marriage.
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  Speaker 2: To me?
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  Speaker 5: Ooh right, what was.
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  Speaker 3: The thing about their finances that she talked about it
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  Speaker 3: like last week maybe the week before. I someone refreshed
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  Speaker 3: my memory about that.
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  Speaker 1: Do you remember, Jamie.
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  Speaker 4: It's a three hundred thousand dollars loan or something like
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  Speaker 4: that that he he.
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  Speaker 2: He lived above his means with. After they got married,
• 6:18
  Speaker 2: he started to get a little bit of money, then
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  Speaker 2: he started living above his means and put them into
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  Speaker 2: crippling debt is as I recall.
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  Speaker 4: Right, and he was trying to somehow get money together
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  Speaker 4: with private investors to buy the home and turn it
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  Speaker 4: so that you know, they could then be up again
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  Speaker 4: financially to flip the house or their house or the
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  Speaker 4: rental property.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, but anyway.
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  Speaker 4: He's exhausted always of creating the lifestyle income he needs
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  Speaker 4: and also representing himself in court.
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  Speaker 1: So definitely with their divorce.
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  Speaker 3: That whenever somebody represents themselves in court, that gives psychotic vibes.
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  Speaker 2: I don't.
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  Speaker 5: It's not just broke vibes.
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  Speaker 3: It's like it's it's somebody who is has never been
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  Speaker 3: present and living in reality vibes.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. One amy when someone represents themselves as a kindoiseewer
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  Speaker 2: of court television, they're usually absolutely Benini's Banuni out the
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  Speaker 2: brains and they're like, I never said, like it's actually
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  Speaker 2: kind of sad. There was that awful murderer who had
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  Speaker 2: to like he represented himself and he was just running
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  Speaker 2: the court ragged and the judge was like, please stop.
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  Speaker 2: He's like point of contention, like he just like he
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  Speaker 2: was like guilty as sin from day minute one. So
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  Speaker 2: Jesse representing himself is less psychotic than that, but yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's like, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It's not quite Lorie Valo representing herself in court. But
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  Speaker 3: it is heading in that direction because it's on the
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  Speaker 3: same plane, you know, in the same category.
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  Speaker 5: I totally agree. I mean, what.
• 8:03
  Speaker 3: About Hawaii when we got that scene flashback when Jesse
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  Speaker 3: was like, when we were in Hawaii, do you remember that?
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  Speaker 3: And then we get that scene where he was like, Michelle,
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  Speaker 3: look at me. Aaron and I had a moment and
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  Speaker 3: I told him I was happy for him, happy for
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  Speaker 3: you guys.
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  Speaker 5: They're just looking cookie.
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  Speaker 4: That's a scene that we should have not had in
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  Speaker 4: a flashback. Yeah, it just makes me not believe it. It
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  Speaker 4: just makes me think this was not important enough to
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  Speaker 4: put in the show. We're getting it in a flashback.
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  Speaker 4: If it was in the show would have been it
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  Speaker 4: would have had some weight to it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I love that they just throw it in a flashback
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  Speaker 3: because they're just like, Jesse, maybe we'll put it in there.
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  Speaker 3: You have to sit down with Michelle. She'll come over
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  Speaker 3: while she's on her way somewhere else.
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  Speaker 2: And you're like, maybe you should sleep in here tonight,
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  Speaker 2: ma'am abu. It's like, shut up, this is so annoying.
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  Speaker 2: A maybe Ballibu should represent him in court.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, bring that Hermez blanket in that he sleeps on police.
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  Speaker 4: Talk to Michelle because she is paying for a lawyer,
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  Speaker 4: so she is paying by the hour and Jesse doesn't
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  Speaker 4: know what he's doing and so he's gonna run up
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  Speaker 4: her bills because he's gonna have her lawyer having to
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  Speaker 4: deal with his shit and he's gonna not understand, like, buddy,
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  Speaker 4: don't agree to this, agree to that. Like he doesn't
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  Speaker 4: know what to do. So it's gonna be way more
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  Speaker 4: expensive for her.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's gonna be expensive for me. I just feel
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  Speaker 3: like I'm gonna get a bill.
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  Speaker 1: I just know it.
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  Speaker 5: I'm gonna get something.
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  Speaker 3: And to be like, wait, have I been in Court
• 9:47
  Speaker 3: in the Valley lately?
• 9:49
  Speaker 5: Wait spin off?
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  Speaker 2: Oh love?
• 9:53
  Speaker 3: No, not me, just Court in the Valley, you know,
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  Speaker 3: just divorce court the Valley version.
• 9:59
  Speaker 5: I mean, there's so many of horses.
• 10:00
  Speaker 1: In Law the Valley. Wait it again, La Law the Valley.
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  Speaker 2: Oh? I love that, you know. I used to love
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  Speaker 2: La Law. I was like a ten year old watching
• 10:08
  Speaker 2: La Law religiously and taping it on VHS. I don't
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  Speaker 2: know why I loved it so much. You know, maybe
• 10:13
  Speaker 2: I'm a little older, like eleven or twelve, I gotta say.
• 10:16
  Speaker 2: I said this on episode one Valley recap on drama Diarling.
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  Speaker 2: I love when I see all the little shots of
• 10:25
  Speaker 2: my very own neighborhood.
• 10:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean Jamie is in the Hub, She's Yes,
• 10:32
  Speaker 3: you've seen your share of those guys.
• 10:35
  Speaker 5: I feel like you've seen Jacks. Yep, you've seen.
• 10:40
  Speaker 3: Schwartz. But have you seen Schwartz in the valley or
• 10:43
  Speaker 3: was that just isolated.
• 10:44
  Speaker 2: At Universal Studios?
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  Speaker 3: Ok?
• 10:46
  Speaker 2: Adjason, Jason, and I saw him with Joe Joe. He
• 10:51
  Speaker 2: famously bought me a fireball shot. Everyone knows this, right,
• 10:54
  Speaker 2: All the darlings know they do. And I saw Jack's
• 10:59
  Speaker 2: riding around on a scooter. That's it, But I'd like
• 11:04
  Speaker 2: to see more. Oh, I've seen Schwartz's house many times
• 11:07
  Speaker 2: when I used to drive No, no, Sandibal's house many
• 11:09
  Speaker 2: times when I used to drive down the street. It's
• 11:12
  Speaker 2: on hoping to see him in Ariana because on the
• 11:16
  Speaker 2: way home, so I could just go down that street
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  Speaker 2: and still get where I needed to go.
• 11:21
  Speaker 1: Just his house.
• 11:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you're right, it's Love Island's house.
• 11:26
  Speaker 3: Now, he says he takes accountability for the things that
• 11:33
  Speaker 3: he did to put pressure on their relationship. And it
• 11:36
  Speaker 3: wasn't her fault. She did seem to get a little emotional.
• 11:40
  Speaker 3: It was a step in the right direction, as they
• 11:43
  Speaker 3: say in the Valley. Okay, well, let's circle back to
• 11:46
  Speaker 3: the beginning when we got Porto's. Janet redeemed herself for
• 11:51
  Speaker 3: about thirty seconds when she walked into Lalla's house with
• 11:54
  Speaker 3: Porto's Bakery desserts I mean, or treats, whatever it is,
• 11:57
  Speaker 3: could be sandwiches.
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  Speaker 2: Their food is delicious, both sweeter, savory, darling. Take a
• 12:02
  Speaker 2: look at the menu online is flawless every time I've
• 12:05
  Speaker 2: been there, from salad to keiche, to.
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  Speaker 5: The cookies to mango croisson.
• 12:13
  Speaker 2: I mean, is that the thing I've never heard?
• 12:15
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, there was a there's a mango. Could be
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  Speaker 5: a Danish son my Janet.
• 12:21
  Speaker 4: And this is just the difference between the Valley and
• 12:22
  Speaker 4: Vanner Pump rules, because on vander Pump rules they would
• 12:25
  Speaker 4: have rolled in with Jersey Mike's, which is fine. But
• 12:29
  Speaker 4: on the Valley and Janet, We've come in, we come
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  Speaker 4: in right, we come in with porthos.
• 12:33
  Speaker 5: Now you're talking, that is the difference.
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  Speaker 2: Now, question is the only porthos I know of is
• 12:39
  Speaker 2: on brand in Glendale. Is there other locations.
• 12:43
  Speaker 5: There's one on Magnolia.
• 12:44
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm sorry, of course I know that one.
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  Speaker 3: It's corner Ventura and Magnolia. I mean, you you want
• 12:50
  Speaker 3: to get porthos, you better get in line, you know
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  Speaker 3: what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: The line is always wrapped around the corner.
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  Speaker 3: It is, and you're gonna give up. You know, you're
• 12:58
  Speaker 3: gonna give up. It's gonna it's gonna feel because once
• 13:01
  Speaker 3: you get in the door, there's another line and it wraps.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, Amy, there's several lines. Really, it's like
• 13:08
  Speaker 2: all over again.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, she brings ports and we're getting Lalla with
• 13:15
  Speaker 3: her new baby, which is super cute.
• 13:17
  Speaker 2: Cute that baby's so little. When Brittany was like, hey
• 13:20
  Speaker 2: shao let, I was like, it really is so tiny.
• 13:25
  Speaker 6: Well even though, but by the it's said, key, I'm
• 13:29
  Speaker 6: gonna have another bike be for craze.
• 13:33
  Speaker 5: And then Michelle.
• 13:34
  Speaker 3: You know Michelle's vibe. She can really take it to
• 13:38
  Speaker 3: a sleepy place, you know, I mean, we're we're scooting around.
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  Speaker 3: Even Janet looks more alive.
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  Speaker 4: You know.
• 13:44
  Speaker 3: It's like you get all of a sudden, you pop
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  Speaker 3: over to a Michelle confessional and you're like.
• 13:50
  Speaker 5: I go get a refill at La.
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  Speaker 3: Croix, okay, because she's just like, yeah, I'm feeling something.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe I'll have a baby with Aaron.
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: A slow talk or soft slow Yeah, She's like I
• 14:07
  Speaker 2: wanted to be won and done, but then her relationship
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  Speaker 2: with Aaron, I get low key weird vibes off of
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: Michelle too, and she she's like like she falls in
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: love way too hard and fast. She's probably been this way.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, at least it's genuine though, because when Janet
• 14:31
  Speaker 4: is talking slow and low, that is the tempo. When
• 14:37
  Speaker 4: Janet does it, when she tries to be measured and chill,
• 14:40
  Speaker 4: it drives me insane.
• 14:42
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that is a trigger.
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  Speaker 1: Whereas that's just her gear.
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: That's her gear. And then when Janet does it, you know.
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: And she started to talk to Kristin that way, and
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: Kristin was sort of trying to get her to wrap
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: it up or to speed it up. I was like, yes,
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: that's exactly what I would want to do. Stop get
• 15:01
  Speaker 3: to the point you're being manipulative. So Laala said, it's
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: just so wild because as Brittany is telling them about
• 15:11
  Speaker 3: how she and this is her words.
• 15:12
  Speaker 6: I rang him a new one. I rang him a
• 15:15
  Speaker 6: new one. Jake's he came over and I rang him
• 15:18
  Speaker 6: a new.
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: One, bring him a new one. That was so funny.
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: I was like, what is she? You know, it's so
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: funny when people messed up up like that. I love it.
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: I love it too. She obviously meant I ripped him
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: a new one. Yeah, but rang them a new one
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: is good too. I mean it could work in any way.
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: And and she was telling them everything that she said
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: to him, and that he was saying, like, well, she said,
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: I make more money than you, and Lala's like, yeah,
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: you make more money because a cocaine addiction is expensive,
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: which we're just saying it now, which I love.
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And I guarantee you Lala has done coke with
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: him in the past. Yeah allegedly, Yeah, yeah, allegedly.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure they all have.
• 16:04
  Speaker 5: I'm sure for allegedly allegedly.
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: I'm sure Jack's enabled the worst parts of all of them.
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  Speaker 3: Not about the pasta Emily, No, Well, we get into
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: the whole, Like brit says, until the divorce is finalized
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: and there's drug testing and rules in place, crews cannot
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: go over there.
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  Speaker 6: With those nisty girls. They're gonna be nisty girls there, but.
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: This is gonna be a long time, a long time
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: before things are settled up and settled in.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: And just yea, he showed his face again. I'm gonna
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: take I'm gonna drag it out until I feel like it.
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: That was so gross him, He's so annoying. I'm gonna
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: just I'll keep it going as long as I want.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: He's such a dick, like literally, he's you see so
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: much of him, you see every reason why he was
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: so good on the Vanderpump Rules is why I loathe
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: him on the Valley because now it's where it's years
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: of this. He knows good television. He knows how to
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: come at Danny, he knows how to get all hot
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  Speaker 2: and bothered. But at the end of the day, he's
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: that that guy. I'll let it go as long as
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: I wanted to.
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: That's exactly right he the end of this finale, I mean,
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: before we got zacked, whatever.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: Happened, Nac was so drunk.
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: I was going to fall down the hillside at Yama Shira,
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: like he should not be that close to that railing.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: Jason scored big when he's like your eyes are going
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: in two different directions. I was like a ding he
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: had got nailed it.
• 17:38
  Speaker 5: So much. Somebody repeated it again. I loved it.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: Well, that's true. He was like, I know, I got
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: a zinger. He's like, this is making the commercial. I
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: feel it.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: Jason was also drunk.
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: He was except for Janet, I'm just gonna have my
• 17:55
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• 17:57
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• 18:02
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• 18:05
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• 21:19
  Speaker 3: we are back. Let's talk about Jackson Brieley and when
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: he pulls her aside at the Zen party and he's like, oh,
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: there's just there's not gonna be any drama, darling. And
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: the second he sits her down, he's like, you didn't
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: even give me a chance. I was in rehab and
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: you didn't give me a chance.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: So frustrating because he was rage texting her from rehab
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: and making it an awful experience. So yeah, and then
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: she's like I had peace. He goes only the first
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: two weeks and she's like, yeah, because I blocked you.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: It's like that's exactly how he is. He says, only
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: the last two weeks I wasn't and she's like because
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: of me. He's so like, I didn't rage text her
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: the last two weeks. Yeah, because you couldn't. You probably
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: weren't trying your rage text into avoid.
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: I have no concern about Brittany fully going for the
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: divorce while he is in rehab.
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: He turns everything around. It's unbelievable. He's just he's such
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: a just a horrible person. I don't know, but I
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: don't even want to use like I don't even care
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: about the psychological labels that we give people these days.
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: It's just an asshole, Like you know, I mean to
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: go from I'm not going to make this into anything to.
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: Shaming her about Oh she called.
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: Him every name in the book, And then the next
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: day she's texting him about flowers, which we know is
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: because she's trying to say, hey, look, I can take
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: care of this place. And then he tries to say, oh,
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: it's not about the upkeep, it's about the finances. It's
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: heavy finances. How did we all not slam our heads
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: into the wall when he said that? And thank god,
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: I don't know how she keeps her like her two
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: little Kentucky feet grounded by saying like, do you know.
• 23:00
  Speaker 6: It's because of you you're lible to put us in
• 23:02
  Speaker 6: that situation like it.
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: Of course it's because of him. We got a reminder
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: of them having to pay seventeen thousand dollars a month.
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: She had to allow him to put that debt to
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: the for the taxes onto the monthly mortgage.
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: I can't figure out why Jack isn't file for bankruptcy. Yeah,
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: why file for bankruptcy if they lose the how like,
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: so Brittany took it over and has to pay seventeen
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: thousand dollars a month?
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: Is that still like she's still paying that?
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: No, she is not paying that anymore. I remember her
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: uh saying that in an update, whether it was on
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: Watch What Happens Live or After Show or whatever. But
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: she did clarify she is no longer paying the seventeen
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: thousand dollars a month.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Why did Sidney file?
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: I don't understand not filing for bankruptcy when you're at
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: the point JACKX is at, like that's when you should
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: people should actually do it before then.
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: Maybe he did, which is why their payments went down.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: You know, maybe he did, which is why, uh, she's
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: no longer paying that, or he's they were able to
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: separate their finances. I'm not quite sure, but her saying like, I.
• 24:10
  Speaker 6: Want to have the deed. The deed's got gonna be
• 24:12
  Speaker 6: to dype. The mortgage is gonna be He's nap. There's
• 24:15
  Speaker 6: no longer going to be side out front that says
• 24:17
  Speaker 6: the couchies. Nothing's gonna be isdpe. It's so good to be.
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: Courtrett, you know, Like it's not just branding it in
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: home goods apparel, it's actually separating their finances, which I
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: think they've obviously made some ground on, but they are
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: not officially divorced yet in real time.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: Well they won't be until he decides he wants to
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: fuck her.
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: That was so crong for him at the end to
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: be like, yeah, well I'm gonna just drag this out
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: and she's like, well, why would you even do that?
• 24:51
  Speaker 5: Because what do you say?
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: Because I can I can't, because I can't. Wow, He's
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: so it's so One of my favorite moments of the
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: episode is when he's trying compared Danny to Ted Bundy
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: and she's like he's Ted Bundy and I'm like, yeah,
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: he totally is the charmer who's a psych sociopath and
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: that's him.
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and literally has a diagnosis of narcissism.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not. I don't know if Ted Bundy
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: had that.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: I mean I think he might have. He has.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: The vibe is maybe Jack's is worse. I'm not sure.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: And also I thought it was hilarious when Jax goes, yeah,
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: Jeffrey Dahmer was a drunk. I'm like, shut up, you
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: don't even know what you're talking about.
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: Frank Dremmon. Of course he doesn't. He doesn't even know
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: what divorce papers were when he was handed them. Frank Drebbon, Right,
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: it's unbelievable, but.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: Also it's very believable. We watched him on vander Proper
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: Rules for nine seasons. We know this guy. We know
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: this guy. Very believable. The most believable things I've ever
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: seen happen on The Valley. The Valley shows what happens
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: when you do a lot of hard living in your
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: twenties and thirties.
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're gonna have to pay the piper at some point.
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: I mean everybody, like the only people who seem to
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: be living well are really Jason and Janet.
• 26:18
  Speaker 5: Their marriage seems to be pretty intact.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: At Kristin and Luke, yeah, I mean, you know Zach's
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: boyfriends at Little sweetheart, he's in for a ride.
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it'll be interesting to see if Benji and Zach
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: stand in the test of time.
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: Oh they will not. Absolutely not, no way. And when
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: you go to dinner at a place with a low table,
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm sorry, I'm out, like we're gonna leave.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: But jet, sir, that's the bar at sir.
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: The tables are low and the chairs are low though,
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: like little hobbit chairs and tables.
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: But if the chairs are low, those chairs weren't low
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: enough for that table, whereas the ones that, sir, they
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: are are really really low. They're like sitting on little
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: tiny toadstools.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: I couldn't understand why Zach didn't sit on the couch.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: A it would have made Benji look much taller and bigger,
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: and b the couch would have put him a little
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: closer to the table, which is what he was bitching about.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: I'm not a fan of anyone who bitches about something
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: he doesn't try to solve it. Yeah, fucking couch sitting
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: right there for your butt to get into. Right, get
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: on the couch.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: I was kind of hoping, like, are they going to
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: start delivering the food to them? In Christen and Luke's
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: TV trays that they were eating off of.
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: I was like, we need those right now? Can someone
• 27:36
  Speaker 5: fly those in?
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: The best purchases I've ever made is a tiny little
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: table from like Home Goods, How Goods. It is like
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: so perfect, It's so lightweight, and I carried it around
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: me and it's perfect for a drink or a plate.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: It's like and when someone comes over, I'm like, here
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: you go. Here's a little table. But it's death love.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: It doesn't look like a TV trait's decorative. Yeah.
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: I love a little table that's mobile. You can pop
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: it over. I have one of those here as well,
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: got it at World Market. The problem is that.
• 28:08
  Speaker 5: It is so heavy.
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: It's like got the biggest base. And that thing has
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: hit the decks. Mattie has kicked it and I can't
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: believe it didn't crack. I didn't can't believe it didn't crack.
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: The floor didn't crack the table.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: Let's send each other pictures of our little tables thread
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: on the d D thread. Just to confused Deanna and angelol.
• 28:31
  Speaker 5: So Little table thread et Ltd shut out for little
• 28:38
  Speaker 5: table people.
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: Uh yeah this so anything else to say about Jackson
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: Brittany's horrible conversation.
• 28:46
  Speaker 5: She handled that so well.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: Oh what about uh? I thought she killed it? What
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: about his tour of his townhouse?
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: Oh okay, let's pop up there. Oh I'm sorry, it's
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: a bachelor pad. Oh god.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: Oh wait.
• 29:00
  Speaker 5: When he corrected her, it is my shut the hell.
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: Up, fando is townhouse that I did laugh when he
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: corrected her, I have to say that was me.
• 29:10
  Speaker 5: I did like that. Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: Well, that's the only thing you should You shouldn't even
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: be sorry about making a joke. That's something you should
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: actually stand ten toads down on.
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it looked cute though his place. I think he
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: did a good job. And he's very happy to be there.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: As you can tell, he's he's elated to have a
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: lot of sex and drinking in that place. Oh yeah,
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: he still has not hit his rock bottom. It's coming,
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: but he hasn't hit it yet. When he finds himself
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: on the outskirts of.
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: Town from the valley of the valley and people's opinions
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: about him, and he's going to continue to spiral and
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: his rock bottom is going to be pretty bad.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: I don't know, what it will be, but we haven't
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: seen it yet.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: Well he lost, He lost the show, so it's worse
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: than that even Yeah, but that was crazy.
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: See two when things started spiraling at after the Brittany
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: was right after where then all of a sudden, Danny's
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: talking about Jack hooking up with the.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: Staff and I was like, oh shit, he was.
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: Saying that was on camera? That was on camera? Is
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: that what she was referring to?
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: Oh? I don't think so. What I thought that, I
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: don't think so because he said that in a confessional.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: I believe no.
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: Well, he yelled it at him, but then there was
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: a sidebar of him explaining that the camera, and then
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: it cut back to something else, and then Jacks is
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: at the bar ordering a drink and Nia is saying
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: to Danny that was on camera. That was on camera,
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: And I was like, what was on camera?
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: That's interesting. I thought it was something that Danny said
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: to Nia about them them the couple, or something he
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: said on camera that upset her that didn't have to
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: do with Jackson. I wasn't sure either, but I thought
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: that was extremely interesting because it does show Nia is
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: very cognizant of those cameras and of image, and I
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: liked that. Danny was like, I get it. I don't
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: care I'm saying what I'm saying.
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean it was like, there's a camera right there,
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: there's a camera right here today.
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: Good. I was like, yeah, Nia, what are you talking about?
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: That was on camera?
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: Of course it is. I mean, he's not even drunk.
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: He wasn't drinking, and he knows what he's saying. Yeah, Emily,
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: I'm not quite sure what she was referring to. I
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: did just I didn't think it was about the staff,
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: that that Jack's allegedly sleeping with the staff. I didn't
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: think it was about that. I wasn't sure. I thought
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: it was just who god, who even knows at that point.
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: But when he said that, wasn't he sitting Yeah, I
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: remember him saying like, yeah, even Britney knows about it.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: Right, Oh, now that was about sleeping with the staff, right.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: Maybe it was Emily. I always took it as it
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: was more something else that she was popping that I
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: don't know about their marriage.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: But unclear to me, Like and I was really surprised.
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: I thought, well, maybe they're editing this to make it
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: seem big, like she's always saying this.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: But what if it's something that they the cameras cut out.
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: That's what I want interesting. I'll go, I'll go rewatch it,
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: and then let's redo this whole podcast. I think it
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: could really shadow how we feel. But I will have
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: a look at that because I like that moment, Because
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: I think as much as I like Nia, I do
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: think it's important that she understand that we see how
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: you're doing this. You're always in perfect makeup, hair, dress, kindness,
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: and you know this. You are presenting for television a
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: little bit more than some people.
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: Absolutely, And though because that knowing Nia's origin, I do
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: think she comes from such chaos that I get why
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: she needs life to be a little bit more measured
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: and controlled.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so I get I get it, And she's to me,
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: I'm not.
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: If I'm Janet or somebody else on the show, maybe
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: it's really pissing me off, But for me as a viewer,
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: it doesn't bother me as much.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: That would rather see that.
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: Than watch Janet create some bullshit on doty that I
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: am like getting angry about.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: I agree, I don't. I don't. I like Nia, and
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: I think she is that person who's been through a
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: lot of chaos. But also, if you want to protect
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: your piece, you can't go on a reality show. I'm sorry, that's.
• 33:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and that's the facts.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 33:36
  Speaker 5: I don't know what she was expecting. I don't.
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: I don't understand how you think that you can come
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: on a show like this and protect what you Actually
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: she knows in the back of her head what's going on.
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: There's no she's just in denial. I mean, Dana Clarita,
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: love him or hate him, he's doing some stuff, you know.
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: I mean, he absolutely is. When and that's why he
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: stopped drinking because he knows and that was a smart
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: thing to do, and dranks and sawahie when Jackson is
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: coming for him.
• 34:04
  Speaker 5: That is Jacks's last.
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: Ditch effort to stay on the show, to have any
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: leg to stand on, because he's such a mess. Him
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: comparing himself to Danny about like him being a better
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: person or him being.
• 34:19
  Speaker 5: Like, hey, we all mess up.
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: It's like, Jax, you are in a whole different stratosphere
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: than anyone on this show. Danny doesn't even compare, you know,
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: to the mistakes that he's made and the fact that
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: he's trying to drag him into that club is absolutely ridiculous.
• 34:36
  Speaker 5: Is there a problem with Danny?
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: Probably kind of sounds like it when Jack said he
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: that the owners were saying, well, Jacks has a lot
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: of accusations against Danny, that he's called Nia a bunch
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: of times, telling.
• 34:51
  Speaker 5: Her to come pick him up.
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: That his co owners of the bar said, we were
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: gonna get sued if this keeps happening.
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: Mean, I highly doubt it. I don't believe a lot
• 35:03
  Speaker 5: of what he says.
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: But I think he's projecting. I think that phone calls.
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: I think that they were threatened to sue from Jack's,
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: like I think allegedly, I think Jackson's projecting his shit
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: onto Danny.
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: He's deflecting, and he's deflecting, projecting and lying.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: I'm just engaging. Well, Bravo disengaged from Jack's. Yeah, so
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: there you have.
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: It, and so there you have it.
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: But you know, the Nia thing is really wild, like
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: for her to walk up and try to, you know,
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: handle the situation with Jacks, it's it's it's a losing
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: battle because he's popping off. You know, there's a percentage
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: of it that's true. Do you believe when Jack said
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: he is in his in his bar groping women or
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: something like that. He's I think he's talking about the
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: Jasmine Melissa situation, and that is the only situation he's
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: talking about.
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: He literally said, there's been multiple now, Danny.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: He said too. He said too, and then Danny goes
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: those incidents and then Danny corrected himself and said that incident.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: You already know.
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: There's the the skirt or something.
• 36:22
  Speaker 5: Oh, the bachelorette party girls, and.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: He was like, look at that girl. He didn't touch.
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: He just said something that was.
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: A little I have a weakness for something short skirts
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: or something.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: I think that. I think there is something to.
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: When Danny gets drunk at Jackson's and I have free rank.
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: I think there's probably something to it. But I think
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: Jackson is gonna just blow it out beyond anything he
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: Danny has ever done.
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: I think Jackson is putting stuff in Danny's drinks, typically
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: to get him to go backtra mile.
• 37:02
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't be surprised alleged late.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: So buy he's yeah, he makes a fool of himself,
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: and then Jacks will be like, all right, well, I'm
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: not the only one who gets in trouble at the end.
• 37:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean totally. I mean, Danny's gonna stop going
• 37:19
  Speaker 5: to that bar.
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: Let's see what happens next season when Danny keeps drinking
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: but he goes to different bars other than Jax's. Hold on,
• 37:28
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  Speaker 3: go back to Jackson's townhouse for a second, because we
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: didn't quite touch too much on the decor.
• 39:19
  Speaker 5: Jamie said he did a great job.
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: I just want to mention that, you know, he's got
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: more on his walls than I do at my house.
• 39:27
  Speaker 5: And I've lived here for almost four years.
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: Like the fact that he's got the time to like
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: put help or somebody's helping him put stuff up.
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: The girls he's bringing it over and banging are like,
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: I mean, I like, I will totally decorate for you.
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: Are you having a potato chip party with your boyfriends
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: later they're all sitting around.
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: I do I do think that Jacks doesn't deserve the
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: fun of having a best friend next door. It's not
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: nice because Shortz was like, Hey, here's some candles. I'm like,
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: oh my god, I wish I live next to Amy.
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: I know I would always pop up with my dog
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: and a candle and something to drink, you know, cocaine
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: and just a little bit of coke, you know, just
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: a little bit, just a wetter whistle.
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: I love it. Jax was like full vodka on the
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: rocks and then earlier in the days like cook zero.
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: Wait when he was at the Zen party, didn't who
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: asked him if you wanted to do a shot?
• 40:23
  Speaker 5: Oh it was Luke? Was it Luke?
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: I think it was Luke? And He's like, yeah, I
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: haven't had a drink in an hour. Sure, Shure By
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: the way, I was told this officially by someone who
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: is an alcoholic recovering alcoholic of over thirty years. Vodka
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: on the Rocks is the last stop on the train. Literally,
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: That's what I thought when that part happened, because that's
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: what someone told me once about when they finally went
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: into recover years and years and years ago. It was like,
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: back on the Rocks is the last stop on the train.
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: And so when he was like back on the rocks,
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: I was like, Oh, okay.
• 40:58
  Speaker 5: Is that because it doesn't smell as much.
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's that. It's that it doesn't smell as much.
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: But what you're really drinking is pure unadulterated alcohol and
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: it's clear and it's bad. Yeah.
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: Right, Because before that, we all know Jack's loves a dacherie,
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: you know.
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: A little pumped teenie.
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: But wait, I wanted to mention that some of the
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: items in his home were clearly Britney's because like, he
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: had a vintage sewing machine unless that was from Did
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: you see that?
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: I saw an old like an antique fan antique.
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, unplugged.
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: I was like, I know, but I was like, he
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: this is all from hobby lobby or he really genuinely
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: has antiques from his family.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: I think it's Emily what Emily said. I think some
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: girly banged went and got a bunch of stuff and
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: helped them decorate into a million bucks.
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: But a hobby lobby vibe. That's not like what he
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: would do in a bachelor pad.
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: Well that some of it's from their house, like that
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: big clock was in their house.
• 42:09
  Speaker 5: Right, That's what I'm saying.
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: So I think, like, yeah, I think he took a
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: lot of which I'm shocked that he took some of
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: that stuff.
• 42:15
  Speaker 5: I mean, he has a globe.
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: He doesn't I don't even know if he knows that
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: that's our planet.
• 42:23
  Speaker 5: I mean, what is he going to do with that?
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: He's gonna spin it at point at a place he
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: wants to get blacked out, drunk out.
• 42:32
  Speaker 5: But that place has four it's like four stories, it's
• 42:36
  Speaker 5: four floor.
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: Legs could never my legs could never.
• 42:41
  Speaker 5: And it's so onn kid friendly.
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: I mean the fact that they were talking about those
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: cameras and how he's like, oh yeah, Luke and I
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: had this great idea for Brittany to have cameras, universal
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: cameras to be installed, and Jesse's like maybe you want
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: to start with baby Gates.
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: Yeay Gates.
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: I mean he's living on this rooftop. You know there
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: are stairs everywhere you turn.
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's terrifyingly non kid friendly.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: That's what I kept thinking.
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: I was like, not the cameras, Like it's like levels
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: and levels and levels of kid injuries.
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm talking about, Like, what are you thinking?
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: What are you actually thinking when you go and get
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: this place, nothing other than your own self?
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to be next to Schwartz. I can't
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: wait to see how much poon tang I get in
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: this house.
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: Poon tang, Now that is something that I have not
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: heard in like twenty years. Jamie, Oh my god, that's
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: so funny. What about when Jason said, is she bread
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: crumbing you? Is Britney bread crumbing you? Because Jack's was
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: complaining about how she yelled at him and then she's
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: texting him about flowers.
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: This is when I don't like Jason. Dude, why are
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: you doing this? You know exactly what this is, and
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: you're making Jack's feel like he's a victim.
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Jason, not a good look here on the finale.
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: A little bit drunk, I think is right. And she
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: I loved when Brittany was like, I sent you that
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: picture because you said I could never do this on
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: my own.
• 44:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, slam slam dunk.
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: And by the way, we maybe this would be a
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: nice time to just mention Janet and Jason coming back.
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, what did you say? I said, bye, bitch.
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's talk about Zach for a second. Oh my god,
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: what happened?
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: He?
• 44:31
  Speaker 5: I didn't like it.
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: I mean, we had a great finale ending with Jack's
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: popping off at Danny Clarita Nia saying like that was
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: on camera and like Michelle and you know, I don't
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: know what else was going on. Oh, Janet and Kristen,
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: which we have to talk about. But then Zach that
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: was just an uncomfortable, unhinged Yeah.
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he was black dot Jack for sure. When he
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: watches it, he's going to be mortified. The editors made
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: too where they were like Zen, like how they kept
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: going like Zen party, and then they showed all four
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: of everyone fighting. I was like, these editors are.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: How dare you? There were five and one of them
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: was Sheena dare you?
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: I always forget her. No one ever thinks of me
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: for Dancing with the Stars, But That was.
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: Also so crazy because she was like, this is my time,
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: and I'm going to go in on Doty. I you know,
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: I come from the old school of going in on
• 45:28
  Speaker 4: Doty and she was wrong as shit. She didn't act
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: her wires fully crossed, and Doty had a reminder like no, no, no,
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: you were sitting you already.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: You know this. Wait I just but I.
• 45:44
  Speaker 7: Thought that, Wait a minute, Brock, Wow, you know to
• 45:54
  Speaker 7: see these like VPR folks sidle into this show.
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: I don't want to see Sheena and Brock on this
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: show next year.
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: Oh I don't either. I do not want Brock to
• 46:05
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, la la, maybe, yeah, maybe.
• 46:11
  Speaker 5: Okay, we're going to take a break.
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  Speaker 2: I'd like to see Stassy.
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  Speaker 3: I was just thinking about that last night. Who is
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: stasy friends with vander Pump rules Like, she doesn't hang
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: out with any of them, right, Dodi?
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: She back with Kristen a little bit, I think, is it?
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: I think?
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: So she does not talk to Brittany, but that's because
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: Brittany disinvited Jack's and Brittain or Stacy disinvited Jackson Brittany
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: to their wedding and stasy had them not invited to
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: the wedding. So that's when Brittany was like, you're dead
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: to me. So next season could be Brittany and stasy
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: getting back on the same track.
• 48:53
  Speaker 5: I don't think Stasy is going to be a part
• 48:55
  Speaker 5: of this.
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: I don't, but I want her to be and I'll
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: tell her as much when I see he right, Nelson's.
• 49:02
  Speaker 5: Well, she doesn't live in the valley. She lives in
• 49:04
  Speaker 5: the Hollywood Hills.
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: Oh, I'll never see her for the rest of my days.
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: I don't like it. Over there was.
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: She's with vander Pomp and once your Lockstep with vander Palm.
• 49:14
  Speaker 4: I think like vander Pump put her on the vander
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: Pump Villas show. And Sheena just said in an interview
• 49:22
  Speaker 4: that Lisa vander Pump wouldn't take a picture with her
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: at the Emmys when vander Pump was finally nominated because
• 49:29
  Speaker 4: Sheena took a picture at Kathy Hilton's Christmas party with
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: Kyle and vander Pump refused to take a picture.
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: It's going to be in Sheena's book.
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: But I was like, Wow, the forgiveness level vander Pump
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: has for the dudes in her life, like literally calling
• 49:50
  Speaker 4: Ali James X to tell her to take him back
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: after he was abusive.
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  Speaker 1: But Sheena can't take a damn picture with Kyle, Like.
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  Speaker 2: That's a good dish Emily.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, are you promoting my book? Thanks, Emily.
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  Speaker 2: Good.
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  Speaker 4: So if I'm Stacy and Lisa vander Pump's bringing me
• 50:10
  Speaker 4: back from the grave in terms of the vander Pump
• 50:13
  Speaker 4: Villa and all that, like, I think I'm going to
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: be a little reluctant about the Valley, even though valley
• 50:22
  Speaker 4: ten times more impressive and important than.
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: Important is the correct word to use. And also everybody
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: on the valley. Even though Lisa vander Pump is an
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: executive producer on the Valley, most everyone on the valley
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: is not in good standing with Lisa vanderpomp. Kristen Jack's
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: Schwartz is probably the only one.
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Schwartz would be in That fight with Kristin and
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: Janet was so funny too, where She's like, I mean, whoreror,
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: punch me in the face, apologize and Kristen's like, oh,
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: let's do what the big deal is?
• 51:01
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, that was so funny.
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: Jane.
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: It's like, I guarantee you if I called you a
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: whore and threatened to punch you, you'd be pissed. And
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: she's like that stuff doesn't bother me. I'm like, she's right,
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: it doesn't. I don't think Kristin really would care.
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: It doesn't it's hard for the courts with her. She's
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: like good ones. I like those.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: Guess what.
• 51:18
  Speaker 4: Janet doesn't care either. She just needs to have Kristin
• 51:23
  Speaker 4: be the villain and it's not happening. And when she
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: was like trying to make that a thing, I was like, Janet,
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: you don't give a shit about this.
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: The fact that they were actually friends at one point
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: is really weird because the friends, that's so strange that
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: they're in this place, you know, I don't know. When
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: Janet was talking about when they were over at Lalla's
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: house and Janet was talking about how you know, she's like, well,
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: I tried this summer to include Kristin and everything, and
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: what did it get me? Rumors about my husband? And
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: then she was like when Kristen was talking, she said,
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: I would love nothing more for Christen to hit me
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: and go to jail so they can take away her
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: engagement ring for the night and put it in a
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: little plastic baggy while she sits in the cell for
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: punching me in the face. And I was like, woy,
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: that is specific and a very long explanation. And I
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: even think Lala was like, Okay.
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: I know, it's like she's wearing an orange suit. It
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: doesn't zip up because the previous inmate broke the zipper.
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: And now she's in there, sitting on a slab of
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: concrete and her toe hurts because she stubbed it on
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: the way into the cell.
• 52:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Brittany's like, ladies oddly specific, all right, Andy likes
• 52:40
  Speaker 6: I was talking to Jakes.
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was very uh maniacal. I don't know the
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: word to describe how strange that was, to just delight
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: in thinking about someone just in a prison, jail, a
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: jail cell.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: Jel that Janet's passion is. I love it. I love her,
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: Davembuster's passion.
• 53:07
  Speaker 4: I love how hard down a rabbit hole shall go
• 53:09
  Speaker 4: on a fantasy, a prison fantasy.
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: We've all done.
• 53:14
  Speaker 4: It, eating this mess around Kristen, and I'm like, get away.
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: I feel like Christen's like our sister. I'm like, get away.
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: I can talk shit, but you can't. Like, I'm like,
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: don't we love Kristen. We protect her. She's the best
• 53:28
  Speaker 4: she's ever been. You can't tear her down because she's
• 53:31
  Speaker 4: been torn down and she's been rebuilt. Get the fuck
• 53:34
  Speaker 4: away a Janet, there's bigger fish to fry.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: What are you doing?
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: Your men were eating it? And what about that beautiful
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: moment at the end when Kristin goes, I have good
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: karma and we all know it's true because she's getting
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: pregnant and she doesn't know it. I thought that was great.
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: And I also, you know, having just last night watched
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: the Mormon Wives Reunion, which was just a banger, I
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: did feel a little lukewarm about the clips they showed
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: us for this reunion, the thoughts on that ladies. It
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: kind of didn't It didn't give the gasp factor I
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: was hoping.
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: For, probably because the whole season was a gasp factor.
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: I mean, that's the only thing I can think of, Jamie.
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: But I understand what you're saying, and personally, the Mormon
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: Wives reunion was for me a little disappointing on some
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: levels because, you know, specifically Jesse and her husband could
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: not say anything about what was going on with them,
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: which was the cliffhanger of the season finale, and they're
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: filming so quickly for the next season, so they have
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: to put the kebash on everything. So it was like, well,
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: why bother having a reunion. By the way, Emily and
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: I did recaps on those that are available over on Patreon,
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: and but yeah, you know, the reunion will be interesting
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: because I think that this is definitely going to be
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: Jack's swan song. Clearly he's not coming back. I'm interested
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: to see how that's all gonna to settle back in
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: And I really want to know is Janet going to
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: finally get over this, because at the end of the day, honestly,
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: I'm forgetting what they're even fighting about, like the Jenna
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: person and the wedding, the taking off the wedding ring.
• 55:09
  Speaker 5: You know, it's it's.
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: Now lost in the mud of the valley and we
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: need to move on.
• 55:17
  Speaker 5: We need to move on.
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: It's been two seasons of different shit with Janet coming
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: for Doty and just it's never been right, it's never
• 55:26
  Speaker 4: been correct, and that board of it. Yeah, she wants
• 55:32
  Speaker 4: to be the kingpin, and she's she's a mess.
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: She's odd, an odd person. I can't put my finger
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: on her. I don't know what her deal is. I can't.
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: I don't know if she's just kind of vanilla in
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: real life with these couple little quirks. But then she
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: does have a great marriage. I mean, I just I
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: can't put my finger on her whatsoever. So I think
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: that's interesting. I'd love to see more next season.
• 55:55
  Speaker 5: Yes, indeed.
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: Well, Jamie Moyer and Emily Theresa's thank you so much
• 56:00
  Speaker 3: for joining me on the Valley finales and we'll be
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: back next week talking the reunion. Thank you so much, gals.
• 56:09
  Speaker 5: Drama love you, Bye Drama, Darling