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A Make Or Break Holiday: A Mr. Christmas Adventure · Two Chunks And A Hunk

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[SPEAKER_01]: I think from now on when people say like why do you have a podcast or like what's your podcast about it?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like what's the point or you make you know what it's I think it's just to take down Joe Rogan
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[SPEAKER_01]: I think that's what I was coming for you actual goal.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like watch the throne, something all the finance pros are going to be listening to me.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Do you think if we started wearing vests, like finance pro vests?
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's certainly a stepping.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We could beat Joe Rogan.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's a hell.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's certainly a step in the right of Rogan.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I have to get what I think is a red somehow.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And then I think.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Can that be our 2026, like 2026, new show, two chunks of hunk, we're here to beat Joe Rogan's ass.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I bet we get a lot, I bet we get a lot of new listeners for that to be honest.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's a pretty good marketing tool.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I think Logan Paul got punched so hard.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He can't fight any more.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I watched there.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like I watched that have what him live.
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[SPEAKER_01]: What if we're like the like an ex a gazetier celebrity and we start fighting training.
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[SPEAKER_01]: get strong enough.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I think you're probably like a Wemding's tier celebrity.
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[SPEAKER_01]: This is part of our story together.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not sure if we're even in the alphabet in terms of celebrity.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But we're two, we're like, we're three lower case A's.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They've gone to the alphabet a couple of times.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's us, yes.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But yeah, I think I'm okay with that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: If it's like two chunks in a hunk, the podcast poised to be Joe Rogan's ass.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And then yeah, with an asterisk, and then really
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[SPEAKER_01]: at podcast because I don't want to be sure in little and I'm tall but I still don't want to fight him.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I have to fight strong.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I know, that's what I'm saying.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He'll kill me.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I know he's little and I could probably just put my hand on his forehead and let him swing at the air, but I don't want to have to do that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's had seemed strong to the strong enough.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's so, it's got to be so wet, right?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Because all the brain has to be wet.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Because his face is so red and you know he's not feeling anything.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He basically invented fear.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Joe Rogan, the inventor of fear.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm Jordan.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm Josh, today's punchline is Joe Rogan, and it's also a missile-tode, what's your best chance at getting a prince on Christmas day?
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[SPEAKER_01]: What kind of frog?
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[SPEAKER_01]: What kind of frog does a princess kiss on Christmas?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Ooh, see, you guys went the same direction I would, connecting the parable of kissing a frog to the practice of kissing on a missile-tode.
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[SPEAKER_01]: All right, that's pretty funny though.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Sure, can you imagine starting it with that though?
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[SPEAKER_01]: How easy is that?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: What's green?
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[SPEAKER_01]: You can hang in in a door frame.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's got Halle hanging off in.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's got little berries.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And you kiss under it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And it's also a frog.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It goes.
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[SPEAKER_01]: What do you get?
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[SPEAKER_01]: For a while.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And it's a little toe and toe.
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[SPEAKER_01]: For a while.
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[SPEAKER_01]: There's two thousands.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It worked for a big beer company.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I am Carter.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And I have a blind draft for us today.
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[SPEAKER_01]: How you feel about that before you start that, I have a story to share tell me I was at CVS today.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm so glad you have another story.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I thought the story that you referenced before the podcast that you were going to share.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You just shared with us, which was funny.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I did.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, that's just, that's just the rest.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Because that contains a Christmas present spoiler for somebody, and they might, if they happen to ever listen to it, I can't do that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, this is a story that happened to me today as at CVS.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I went out for lunch today and got my favorite chicken Caesar wrap.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I was craving it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They had CVS.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No big deal.
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[SPEAKER_01]: These kale and sort of lettuce, and they grill the tortilla.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's amazing.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's so good.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Wow.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Where from?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Standard service.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Right around here.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's so good.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So on the way home, Cali was like, oh, I need a stocking stuff or thing that stopped by this CVS and I grabbed some chapstick.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We come in, normal line.
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[SPEAKER_01]: By the time you get back to the line, there's about 12 people, like 12 steps before us, deep in this line.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And there are, let me paint the picture real quick for you.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You got cashier, two self checkouts.
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[SPEAKER_01]: One self checkout has gone down because of lack of printer paper.
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[SPEAKER_01]: The cashier has gone to go fix that self checkout.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So that there's now only one place to check out.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And it is a self-checkout where there is a woman who is checking out a cart full of candy bars at self-checkout.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Normally, even if there's a candy bar in the league, we got, don't have to think.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Saw the number, it kept track of how many items she scanned and I watched the whole, I basically stood directly behind her because I was like, I got a no about this.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And I saw, by the end, I saw exactly how many she scanned and her total.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So, she normally rule a thumb, common courtesy, 15 or less, in the self-checkout.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We use this.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
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[SPEAKER_01]: 15's even crazy for self-checkout, but whatever.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So, she's scanning the entire time we are in line.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's probably about 12 straight minutes of scanning before she even gets to the pay part, and it does the help is on the way for separate times.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And by the third time, she's saying it with the machine and like throwing her hands up like what could possibly be wrong this time.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I imagine she's singing it and she's like, help us on the way.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, come on, you know, like that kind of thing.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So I want you guys to guess how many individual candies you think that she's gained 50.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Hmm.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss I bet she did 80.
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[SPEAKER_01]: one of these pretty close 79 individual candies.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Good news for a grand total.
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[SPEAKER_01]: This is after she did a bunch of coupons to a grand total of $237 worth of candy at the CVS, while I stood there and watched the island.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It got to the point where I let a couple of people go ahead of us because I just got to see how this ends.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Um, we had been there for so long and I felt like I was like in it with her and this lady was right behind us I was like go ahead.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I just I'm too engrossed in this and I got to I got to see this through So yeah, 70 90's a Costco for Christmas.
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[SPEAKER_01]: She needs to be a Costco.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Thank you.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's what I'm saying.
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[SPEAKER_01]: She's at the wrong store But yeah, that's um, I have always maybe the C and CVS stands for Costco or candy for Costco very sure for my experience Granted, I've probably seen less than
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[SPEAKER_01]: less than half of a percentage.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Now, I mean, there's a million CVS stores in the world.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
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[SPEAKER_01]: CVS people that what if that was obvious?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Always working.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Always not from what I be easy.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And there's always never enough of them.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Not really any standing around at CVS.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I do agree with that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: There's a whole lot of the tools.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They got the magnet thing so that you can buy the other end because there's too many people out here eating the other aren't like candy.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We got to get that behind Lockhead key.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Mm-hmm.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Ugh.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, let's do it like drugs.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Sort of crazy.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I was happy that that is absolutely crazy.
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[SPEAKER_01]: 70s.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's too many.
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[SPEAKER_01]: What are you going to do with that?
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[SPEAKER_01]: You think she's got like a work event?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Cali and I were sort of hypothesizing that maybe she's like a star volunteer at a local church and is like buying stuff to make a little gift baskets for people tonight or something that that feels like corporate that doesn't feel that feels like business not pleasure as to me as the crow flies there's a very, very, very large and bad church here nearby that is doing lots and lots of Christmas services.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: All she got was 79 bar that's it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: There wasn't anything else in her cart.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That feels like it was like it was like candy bars and then it was like, you know, like a bag of Reeses and then it was like there was like a dry mango slices.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It was all little like treats and snacks.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, 79 individual scans.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I think 79 candy bars was way too that 200, 200 dollars is too expensive for something like anywhere.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But the other, I don't know the, man, like $3 a candy bar is not that crazy depending on the size and if you're going that far, you know?
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's true.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, there was a couple, I think there was a couple like, you know, one of the, like, Reese's Cup Minnes, where it's like a 50-year-old or bad Reese's Cup.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You know, I think there was a couple of things like that in there, but it was all candy and like treats.
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[SPEAKER_01]: None of it was like beef jerky or like, we're probably talking.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Camping snacks, like it was all like little treats.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, why can't we snacks as different to me?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Shoot, 8,000.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I think that's all fair.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Maybe more than that.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's got more than that.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Man.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We're going to blind draft today because it's Christmas time.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And in the spirit of Jordan's story, which is crazy, that he would tell this story at this time.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Wow.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Normally it's just 10.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We're going to do 79.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Or list 79.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Random.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, it's just 10.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It'll be the next three seconds.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Have y'all.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to keep asking this.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Are you having fun with it just being completely blind?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like you don't even know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I love it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Great.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I love it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So I'll read off already 10 picked Other category and these guys have to rank from one to 10.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Obviously can't reuse any of these.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They've made some great lists.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I think our most recent one.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They were pretty upset about I can't remember if that was the one that was fruit.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Or fruit was controversial here in in house was a big controversial.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That was a funny video.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Smith.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Are there different grannies?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Could there be different grannies or different agents?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Could be different agents.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Could be surnames, last names, could be counties in Texas.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Could be jobs that don't exist anymore?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Jobs that are last names.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Let's play safe.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Let's stop over thinking at five.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We always go high mid.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Let's go low mid.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, six is good.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Six is good.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's a little.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Smith off the board.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Wilson.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Wilson.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Wilson.
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[SPEAKER_01]: His Owen Wilson never been Santa Claus or these different actors who have portrayed Santa Claus.
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[SPEAKER_01]: His Owen Wilson never been Santa Claus or has there been a Patrick Wilson maybe.
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[SPEAKER_01]: His Patrick Wilson.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Whose who's Smith has a Smith ever been Santa Claus?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Smith.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They're named one actor last name Smith.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, Dame Judy.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, Dame Judy.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Dame Judy, let's go five, let's go five on Wilson.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Five, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Five is okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Brands of volleyball.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Let's go with Copa La.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Francis Ford Smith, Francis Ford Wilson, Francis Ford Copa La.
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[SPEAKER_01]: This is, like, New York Times connections.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Ha ha ha ha, that is.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Copola, Copola, Copola, Copola.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Got a Copola confusing names on this list.
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[SPEAKER_01]: At the Copola, Francis Ford Copola.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Um, his name was Francis.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Or it could be Sofia?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Could be Sophia Smith, Sophia Wilson, Sophia Coppola, Frankie Smith, Frankie Wilson.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Can I say something crazy about Coppola?
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, me.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Seven.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Seven?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I thought it was going to be an opinion maybe.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It still is.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Are you playing the gun?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, it is.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's just an opinion.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's both.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's seven.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: In the absence of a rubric, none of the numbers are real.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Currently, we have five Wilson's sixth Smith, seven Coppola.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Next, let's go protect our edges.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Olson, Elizabeth Wilson, Elizabeth Smith, Elizabeth Coppola.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Or, if I may, Mary Kate Nashley Smith, Mary Kate Nashley Wilson,
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[SPEAKER_01]: Smith and Smith mystery agency are these detectives.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, she's she is famous Elizabeth Olson is famous for playing the Scarlet which Owen Wilson played the lightning McQueen who is red and friend and of course of course we have the other two as well.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and then Smith
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[SPEAKER_01]: Will Smith played the fresh, the fresh prints, the fresh prints, a ballet, a fresh like an apple.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's for the game.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Will Smith would just be getting in that one very eye video.
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[SPEAKER_01]: This is, it's so fun to see it happen organically, which I was talking about how much it's, I love the trope of the detective show, how they just build connections.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's just kind of fun that you can just do that with anything, just give it a shot.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Regardless of which Olsen, three,
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I tend to appreciate the contributions of the Olsen sisters.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, my big Olsen head, you got it, dude.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Q-Sack, John or John?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Jesse's cowboy hat is red.
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[SPEAKER_02]: She did voice, let's go.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Let's go.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Let's go.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Mars mom.
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[SPEAKER_01]: A mom that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Mars team.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Mars mom.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He made me with a, how about we hit me with a quadro.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Let's keep them.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Let's protect the edges.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Four.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, man.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We have three.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Olson.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Four Q sack.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Five Wilson.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Six Smith.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Seven.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Copala.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Next.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Wayans.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I love a lens.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Man, I love a lens.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Kind of agnostic as to which, if I'm being honest with you.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I'll put a lens in two.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm thinking two for wands.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Two?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I protect my edges outside of the wands.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And if I can weigh in on the lens, we can't.
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[SPEAKER_01]: How many times did Coach wear red on New Girl?
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[SPEAKER_01]: 50, dude.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So many times.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Wands at two.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Wands at two.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Baldwin, oh, that's a real gamble because I like of the Alec pretty much anti on the others.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I like a I like of the Alec.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Others are so stinky that I would hope I'd be okay putting a Baldwin low.
16:32
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's go, eight.
16:33
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's go, nine.
16:34
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm bald one.
16:35
[SPEAKER_01]: Nine.
16:36
[SPEAKER_01]: This leaves one, eight, and 10, open.
16:39
[SPEAKER_01]: Because bald one goes, at nine, to nine.
16:42
[SPEAKER_01]: And he guesses here is to the theme.
16:44
[SPEAKER_01]: Literally?
16:45
[SPEAKER_01]: Nine.
16:47
[SPEAKER_01]: It's all fam.
16:47
[SPEAKER_01]: It's all people who have family in the industry.
16:51
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
16:53
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
16:53
[SPEAKER_01]: We assume, I mean, Jaden will.
16:56
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
16:56
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, and in Luke.
16:58
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
17:00
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
17:01
[SPEAKER_01]: This copula have a sibling, because so far, they're all, no, Jaden and Willer, Papa, Papa, you son, you got it, you're gonna pink it, of course.
17:09
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, it's all fan, all family, seeing pink.
17:11
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, copula is in color.
17:13
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, okay, Francis Ford, thank you for it.
17:16
[SPEAKER_01]: So fee is so full of, so full of copula.
17:18
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, Nick Cage is a copula.
17:20
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm mostly happy with this, I'd probably, again, I'm happy where Baldwin's are because Alec, yes, the rest, no, I'd probably bump Smith down a bit if I'm being honest with you, but
17:31
[SPEAKER_01]: One eight and ten available, hymns worth.
17:34
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
17:36
[SPEAKER_01]: There's certainly not an eight or a ten, but there's, I like the brothers.
17:41
[SPEAKER_01]: I like the brothers.
17:42
[SPEAKER_01]: I'll say, I mean, they'll go, I'll put them at one.
17:44
[SPEAKER_01]: I'll put them at one.
17:45
[SPEAKER_01]: I just feel so strongly that we're going to end up with somebody sad at eight or yeah, but the hymns worth at one.
17:52
[SPEAKER_01]: I guess you'll put them at eight.
17:55
[SPEAKER_01]: Not really, but I like them.
17:57
[SPEAKER_01]: I like it.
17:58
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's go.
17:58
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's save one.
17:59
[SPEAKER_01]: I like it better when the two in the two edges are the last ones left.
18:02
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's put them in eight.
18:03
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, okay.
18:04
[SPEAKER_01]: Eight.
18:04
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's see what eight for the hymns worths.
18:07
[SPEAKER_01]: We got one in ten left.
18:09
[SPEAKER_01]: I hear that Geralt's armor is red in the new season.
18:12
[SPEAKER_01]: Interesting.
18:13
[SPEAKER_01]: Where's our shadow theme is still continuing.
18:15
[SPEAKER_01]: Scars card.
18:18
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
18:20
[SPEAKER_01]: Do like it.
18:20
[SPEAKER_01]: The scar is good.
18:22
[SPEAKER_01]: I, Scar's cards are the anti-balldoins for me where each one is more precious to me than the last.
18:27
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, everyone a gift.
18:29
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm so terrified that we're gonna end up with 10 Jonas or something, but let's go one Scar's cards.
18:33
[SPEAKER_01]: Scar's cards are one.
18:34
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
18:35
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's go one Scar's card.
18:38
[SPEAKER_01]: That means it.
18:39
[SPEAKER_02]: I'll just read through the list then.
18:41
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
18:41
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
18:43
[SPEAKER_01]: Because our, a whole market Christmas movie was so very much about family.
18:48
[SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
18:48
[SPEAKER_01]: I thought it would be fun to do a blind guy.
18:51
[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, grandma, grandma even quoted fast five.
18:53
[SPEAKER_01]: She did this with families.
18:55
[SPEAKER_01]: She did.
18:57
[SPEAKER_01]: Number one, scarvesguard.
18:59
[SPEAKER_01]: Two, weigh-ins.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Three, Olsen, strong top three.
19:03
[SPEAKER_01]: Four, Q-Sack.
19:05
[SPEAKER_01]: Five.
19:06
[SPEAKER_01]: They're Wilson.
19:07
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
19:08
[SPEAKER_01]: Q'saxel, Ohio.
19:09
[SPEAKER_01]: Q'saxel.
19:10
[SPEAKER_01]: Smith.
19:11
[SPEAKER_01]: Smith, Ohio.
19:12
[SPEAKER_01]: Seven.
19:13
[SPEAKER_01]: Copala.
19:15
[SPEAKER_01]: Eight.
19:15
[SPEAKER_01]: Hemsworth.
19:17
[SPEAKER_01]: Nine.
19:17
[SPEAKER_01]: Baldwin.
19:18
[SPEAKER_01]: And ten.
19:20
[SPEAKER_01]: Rounding us out with the family draft.
19:22
[SPEAKER_01]: Jillian Hall.
19:24
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, man, that's a bug.
19:26
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, devastating.
19:28
[SPEAKER_01]: Devastating.
19:29
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm Team Jake.
19:30
[SPEAKER_01]: Sorry, sorry, Swifties.
19:32
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, yeah.
19:33
[SPEAKER_01]: Be who, like, our power and our health is the first no home.
19:37
[SPEAKER_01]: Man, I'm never gonna kick Alex Jones's ass.
19:40
[SPEAKER_01]: We lose Alex Jones.
19:42
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to kick his ass too.
19:45
[SPEAKER_01]: They're both just sort of shiny sweaty bald dudes.
19:48
[SPEAKER_01]: So overall, while there's some things that you were upset with, that is the furthest you'll have gone without picking up yet on what the theme was.
19:55
[SPEAKER_01]: So I think for y'all to get six or seven in, I didn't mean to do that.
19:59
[SPEAKER_01]: I never realized how much I see seven.
20:01
[SPEAKER_01]: That's funny, dude.
20:03
[SPEAKER_01]: That's hilarious.
20:03
[SPEAKER_01]: That's so good, dude.
20:05
[SPEAKER_01]: That's hilarious.
20:06
[SPEAKER_01]: Thank you.
20:07
[SPEAKER_01]: Right now there's a video of you doing that with subway surfers right next to you on Tiktok doing numbers numbers.
20:13
[SPEAKER_01]: Absolutely crazy.
20:14
[SPEAKER_01]: It's absolutely crazy.
20:15
[SPEAKER_01]: But I think you did really for not knowing what you were doing for most of the time.
20:20
[SPEAKER_01]: I thought that was crazy.
20:20
[SPEAKER_00]: That's life, baby.
20:22
[SPEAKER_01]: Hey.
20:22
[SPEAKER_01]: Would you have rather had a scar at 10 in Jillon Hall at one?
20:25
[SPEAKER_01]: Like what do you do?
20:27
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh.
20:27
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, scar scar would be mine.
20:30
[SPEAKER_01]: I think by the time we put QSAC high, it was kind of like, man, we took off, we took our magic card.
20:36
[SPEAKER_01]: Jake's doing a lot more individual heavy lifting.
20:39
[SPEAKER_01]: I like Maggie quite a bag of tricks.
20:40
[SPEAKER_01]: But Jake's doing a lot more heavy lifting of the Jillian Hall name than any individual scars card alone would be doing.
20:45
[SPEAKER_01]: So they deserve one.
20:46
[SPEAKER_01]: Some of the true magic of the scars cards is there's always one more that you didn't think of.
20:53
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
20:53
[SPEAKER_01]: It was an extra.
20:55
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
20:55
[SPEAKER_02]: Like the story of them, right?
20:57
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
20:57
[SPEAKER_02]: There's four.
20:58
[SPEAKER_01]: There's a secret third hymns worth.
21:01
[SPEAKER_01]: There is.
21:02
[SPEAKER_01]: What show?
21:03
[SPEAKER_01]: I've only ever seen him in Westworld.
21:05
[SPEAKER_01]: Westworld.
21:06
[SPEAKER_01]: That's what it was.
21:06
[SPEAKER_01]: That's the only thing I've ever seen him in.
21:07
[SPEAKER_01]: But, you know, he's around.
21:09
[SPEAKER_01]: No, wait.
21:10
[SPEAKER_01]: Wasn't he in, uh, Ragnarok?
21:12
[SPEAKER_01]: He played Thor.
21:13
[SPEAKER_01]: He was in play.
21:15
[SPEAKER_01]: He played it.
21:16
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.
21:16
[SPEAKER_01]: Funny.
21:17
[SPEAKER_01]: He was.
21:17
[SPEAKER_01]: Because Matt Damon played Loki in the game.
21:19
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
21:20
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
21:22
[SPEAKER_01]: That's funny.
21:22
[SPEAKER_01]: Speaking of funny, finding Mr. Christmas season finale.
21:25
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's talk about it.
21:27
[SPEAKER_01]: Wow, what a season we had here.
21:29
[SPEAKER_00]: Good.
21:30
[SPEAKER_00]: Real no biter.
21:31
[SPEAKER_01]: They're at the end.
21:31
[SPEAKER_01]: We were down to our three boys.
21:34
[SPEAKER_01]: We had Angel Rustin and Craig as our final three.
21:38
[SPEAKER_01]: And it was a, I mean, a photo finish if you ask me.
21:42
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it was close.
21:43
[SPEAKER_01]: I think it was pretty close.
21:44
[SPEAKER_01]: I do so too.
21:46
[SPEAKER_01]: I think so too.
21:46
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's talk about the final challenge.
21:47
[SPEAKER_01]: Big, uh, period piece for some reason, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible.
21:52
[SPEAKER_01]: Stop that train, period piece yet awful.
21:55
[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, what's going on?
21:57
[SPEAKER_01]: Stop the train, love my life's getting on, hit my blackout, smuture, call it a day, head to have a conversation and I'm in a particular situation.
22:05
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it was just so good or son.
22:07
[SPEAKER_01]: Watch where you're going, my boy.
22:10
[SPEAKER_01]: He played that line like he was 70 years old and then and then as soon as he's like I got to catch a little of my life.
22:16
[SPEAKER_01]: He's like, oh no problem.
22:19
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
22:20
[SPEAKER_01]: Even Johnson was at his worst.
22:23
[SPEAKER_01]: It fell.
22:23
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
22:25
[SPEAKER_01]: I think we loved the set.
22:27
[SPEAKER_01]: I think while I'm fine with with our winner, I think this was one of his worst.
22:34
[SPEAKER_01]: I think he fatal off the way also that he waited for
22:40
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, you're green, kind of saw this a little bit too in our movie that we'll talk about in the second half kind of just waiting and then acting.
22:47
[SPEAKER_01]: But I'm still happy that this individual is the one who I didn't want to spam too, but yeah, no it really felt like angel who statistically was my least favorite actor and almost every acting challenge.
23:02
[SPEAKER_01]: Manage to get a nice second place for me in this particular challenge, Ruston.
23:06
[SPEAKER_01]: Ruston took it home for best in this acting challenge, which was not surprising to me Craig.
23:12
[SPEAKER_01]: Our season two winner, Mr. Christmas himself, Craig.
23:16
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
23:17
[SPEAKER_01]: was the worst by a mile in this one.
23:20
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it was really bad.
23:21
[SPEAKER_01]: And it was surprising, but that was why it was so shocking for a young woman and Melissa.
23:26
[SPEAKER_01]: Even their feedback, it felt like he wasn't going to win.
23:29
[SPEAKER_01]: I agree.
23:30
[SPEAKER_01]: So this brings up, you know, I love thinking behind the curtain, you know, because I think sometimes when you have been doing when you have a winner you don't want.
23:42
[SPEAKER_01]: or a winner that surprises you, you're like, okay, I also understand that this is a production and they're trying to make money out of it.
23:49
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's part the car on you, just a little bit because we should jump into this too and I'm with you, but let's part the car just a little bit.
23:54
[SPEAKER_01]: Craig is not the lead in the movie this time.
23:57
[SPEAKER_01]: So this is the fiasco.
24:00
[SPEAKER_01]: This is what I am thinking, is that I think they decided who won.
24:05
[SPEAKER_01]: based on how good you were at playing the funny brother.
24:08
[SPEAKER_01]: I agree in that that challenge a couple of weeks ago.
24:11
[SPEAKER_01]: They're there because that's the role that what their actual role is.
24:15
[SPEAKER_01]: A hundred percent that was a secret audition to make a break Christmas.
24:18
[SPEAKER_01]: Absolutely.
24:18
[SPEAKER_01]: Because Ezra did the best with the calendar with the with the dogs.
24:22
[SPEAKER_01]: Remember there were dogs in his maybe challenged that they did.
24:27
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe I think they were thinking about Ezra more.
24:29
[SPEAKER_01]: I think they were thinking about Ezra when they did the season, but I don't know.
24:32
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what they were thinking about him.
24:35
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm just, I'm a little confused.
24:37
[SPEAKER_01]: Why, I mean, it's, it's still like who's going to be HomeArch's next leading man, and then he wasn't, which is odd.
24:42
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, and, but yeah, they, they went with Craig, which is, which is good.
24:48
[SPEAKER_01]: I like Craig a lot.
24:49
[SPEAKER_01]: I was, I was Craig would win.
24:50
[SPEAKER_01]: I did too, Craig was my favorite guy of the season.
24:53
[SPEAKER_01]: And I think that if you're going to, if, if they're saying, whoever is Mr. Christmas is going to play, uh, Hunter King's brother,
25:03
[SPEAKER_01]: in this movie, then Craig's the right choice.
25:05
[SPEAKER_01]: But why is that what the winner gets when and arguably worse actor got a leading role in a movie.
25:13
[SPEAKER_01]: Last should not be the prize.
25:15
[SPEAKER_01]: This is the question that I want to bring you guys today.
25:18
[SPEAKER_01]: I want to ask in the second half of the ask it now, must a son pay for the sins of the father?
25:22
[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
25:23
[SPEAKER_01]: Or may a son be judged on his own merit because I think that Craig got screwed over by the hallmark channel in a pretty major way.
25:31
[SPEAKER_01]: because of how bad it acting as raise.
25:35
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
25:35
[SPEAKER_01]: I think so too.
25:37
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
25:38
[SPEAKER_01]: I, it's, it's really interesting because you would think, I mean, you don't get, you don't have to correct all your wrongs and I would even argue that there's current competitive reality shows that we watch that are in the dozens of seasons, that even a most recent iteration is kind of like, ooh, we've gone backwards a little bit.
25:55
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, like there's, there's always going to be ups and downs.
25:58
[SPEAKER_01]: I wonder what you could be talking about.
26:00
[SPEAKER_01]: But there's, uh, I like that Melissa was like, Craig, if you're going to win, I need you to name each one of our family members by the origin of top five hobbies.
26:13
[SPEAKER_01]: Yikes, but yeah, so certainly with a second season.
26:18
[SPEAKER_01]: there's going to still be things that I'm pretty frustrated about.
26:20
[SPEAKER_01]: So I'm, but it's the complete opposite now.
26:23
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like you've, yeah.
26:24
[SPEAKER_01]: Now you got the guy who could do well in, in being in a movie, which is kind of the point is to be an actor.
26:29
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
26:30
[SPEAKER_01]: And now what you've given him is not right when we had the guy that one that shouldn't have.
26:35
[SPEAKER_01]: got a real big roll and yeah, it's like it went from like it went from like a bad actor gets a leading role to like a decent actor gets stunt casting.
26:44
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't understand it.
26:45
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, it's very odd who it made me like like I found myself as I'm watching the Maker Break holiday getting angry on behalf of my friend Craig.
26:55
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah, Craig.
26:57
[SPEAKER_01]: Like I think it's a bit more.
26:59
[SPEAKER_01]: is genuinely frustrating to be like, this is the, I thought there's a reviewer on IMDB who has done the same thing we have.
27:06
[SPEAKER_01]: They're like, I watched finding Mr. Christmas season two and I can't believe how poorly Craig was treated to get this tiny, tiny role in this movie.
27:15
[SPEAKER_01]: They have disrespected my boy.
27:17
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like, it's like, have respect for the sanctity of the competition.
27:21
[SPEAKER_01]: Like at the end of the day, it's,
27:24
[SPEAKER_01]: The prize should mean something.
27:26
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, like, do you joking a little bit?
27:27
[SPEAKER_01]: But I'm serious.
27:28
[SPEAKER_01]: Do you probably should be next year, you know?
27:30
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, it's interesting.
27:33
[SPEAKER_01]: And if next year, the winner gets a feature-length movie, I'll be asking myself the question, what are we doing here?
27:39
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, what's up with this?
27:41
[SPEAKER_01]: Interesting.
27:42
[SPEAKER_01]: Very interesting.
27:42
[SPEAKER_01]: We're, let's talk about the movie a little more.
27:44
[SPEAKER_01]: The show's over, but the movie still lives in our hearts.
27:46
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's go to the announcements.
27:47
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28:13
[SPEAKER_01]: Open your presence and then shove your phone and family's face and be like, you God, I'll listen to it.
28:20
[SPEAKER_01]: God, Alyssa, folks, that kind of speed hitting all those shot announcements bullets like that.
28:25
[SPEAKER_01]: That's how he makes it around the whole thing.
28:27
[SPEAKER_01]: Make it.
28:28
[SPEAKER_01]: So leave your milk and cookies out for Jordan tonight.
28:30
[SPEAKER_01]: He's got a lot of shot announcements to do for all the boys and girls on this whole beautiful planet that we call home.
28:36
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28:37
[SPEAKER_01]: Snicker Dreadals and The Croix better for me.
28:40
[SPEAKER_01]: Santa Claus just burping your whole family awake, slamming a La Croix every house.
28:47
[SPEAKER_01]: He's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, it's supposed to be one solid noise.
28:50
[SPEAKER_01]: It was just supposed to be, oh, but he burps in the middle.
28:54
[SPEAKER_01]: That's why there's three of it.
28:56
[SPEAKER_01]: It's time to talk about a make a break holiday.
28:59
[SPEAKER_01]: Can I, do you mind?
29:02
[SPEAKER_01]: Can I?
29:04
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I already asked my big question, so you can go.
29:06
[SPEAKER_01]: Boo, dude, dude, I guess comedy's hard to write.
29:11
[SPEAKER_01]: I guess it's really hard to write funny stuff.
29:13
[SPEAKER_01]: You know what this did for me is in the data collection of it all?
29:18
[SPEAKER_01]: Because we talked about the different kinds of hallmark movies.
29:20
[SPEAKER_01]: A bad one, yeah.
29:22
[SPEAKER_01]: The really good one and somewhere in between, which are the black, I will say.
29:27
[SPEAKER_01]: with our two-finding Mr. Christmas movies, I had a better experience with Ezra's movie, for sure.
29:32
[SPEAKER_01]: And I did this one because it was too bad.
29:35
[SPEAKER_01]: Because it actually did the thing.
29:38
[SPEAKER_01]: It didn't do the thing it wanted to, but it did the thing that can make a fun hallmark experience.
29:42
[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like this movie, I'm digging in my backyard and I just found a dinosaur bone previously unknown to science.
29:51
[SPEAKER_01]: And we're like, look at this new kind of guy that there is.
29:53
[SPEAKER_01]: I've never seen a hallmark where they're like this one.
29:56
[SPEAKER_01]: Actually, we had our writing team watch the proposal and then said, can you make us one of those?
30:01
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, yeah, I've never seen them do like a straight up like this is a comedy.
30:05
[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
30:05
[SPEAKER_01]: And it's tough, boys.
30:07
[SPEAKER_01]: It was hard to watch this.
30:09
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
30:10
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it was, I think it loses even extra points for me for having like Hunter King, who I think is a real actress.
30:17
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, I think she's like in real stuff, right?
30:20
[SPEAKER_01]: I tend to think she's good in these.
30:22
[SPEAKER_01]: We've seen her in a couple of other of these before.
30:24
[SPEAKER_02]: Have you seen Joey a lot and a bunch of other stuff?
30:29
[SPEAKER_01]: Or so, Joey?
30:30
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, Joey.
30:30
[SPEAKER_01]: She was in the Santa Summit.
30:33
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
30:35
[SPEAKER_01]: She was in, Joey was in bullet train.
30:38
[SPEAKER_01]: Joey was a bullet train.
30:39
[SPEAKER_01]: Joey's the real actor.
30:40
[SPEAKER_01]: Joey shows up real movies.
30:43
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
30:44
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
30:45
[SPEAKER_01]: I guess Hunter is pretty much only in like this kind of stuff.
30:50
[SPEAKER_01]: She's like the third hymns, which is like, that's the whole reason they got me doing the blind draft that we did, because I was like, what are these families?
30:56
[SPEAKER_01]: Do these families talk about their careers?
30:58
[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like most of the ones that I read that you had on your list or talking about their careers around the holidays, if that's a thing that they do.
31:09
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe we don't break it up because these are very different.
31:12
[SPEAKER_01]: You don't understand?
31:12
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
31:13
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, no, I think that's not to be very good at that.
31:15
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, that's not what else is she done here.
31:19
[SPEAKER_01]: We're looking to see if there's anything real, anything that hit a theater.
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[SPEAKER_01]: She's in an episode of Work of Halex.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That counts.
31:29
[SPEAKER_01]: You just see that Craig was in an episode of Game Changers.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He was.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He was in an episode of Game Changer as a hot guy.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: What a good day.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Fair enough.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, no, I'm not seeing anything that seems real here.
31:42
[SPEAKER_01]: So I think Hunter might just sort of be founder niche.
31:46
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, no.
31:46
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's great.
31:47
[SPEAKER_01]: She's where she needs to be.
31:50
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, okay.
31:51
[SPEAKER_01]: Can we all summarize this movie?
31:53
[SPEAKER_01]: Please, I don't want to.
31:56
[SPEAKER_01]: I can give a little bit of a big hand together for a year.
31:58
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
31:58
[SPEAKER_01]: their first fight they decide this well they don't they don't break up but they think they do and then they have to pretend to not break up when they're whole terrible family terrible than the last comes to stay with them over Christmas terrible family the alternate title of this movie could be of really a a stressed out high control individual refuses to understand her partner who has ADHD
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[SPEAKER_01]: I think we're just not asked.
32:29
[SPEAKER_01]: What was his name?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Felix.
32:30
[SPEAKER_01]: What was his name?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Felix.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I think Hallmark Boy, Daniel, Hallmarkus, Daniel Malfoy, Daniel Malfoy, Daniel, Daniel, Daniel deserves some blame.
32:41
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just saying that because he looks like he's straight at a slithering.
32:44
[SPEAKER_01]: I had an issue.
32:45
[SPEAKER_01]: I think he was, I think he was trying hard, dude.
32:48
[SPEAKER_00]: No.
32:48
[SPEAKER_00]: I think he was trying hard.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But I think I'm realizing if I can be a petty Hallmarkus now, because I think I've watched enough.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You can.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He's, his face has too many edges and points to be, uh-huh.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm talking about the character, not the actor, but yes.
33:06
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I'm talking about the actor.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But yes, he did, he did fine.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm fine.
33:14
[SPEAKER_01]: Look, what I'm talking about here is I think the character of live.
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[SPEAKER_01]: deserve some blame for being too controlling and type A to a fault.
33:26
[SPEAKER_01]: I think the character of Daniel was equally annoying because his lesson was basically just like, can't help it, yeah, can't help it.
33:36
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, what is middle, you know what I'm saying?
33:39
[SPEAKER_01]: Right, not totally, shaman.
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[SPEAKER_01]: fix it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Not to make put a reminder in your phone.
33:45
[SPEAKER_01]: It's not that hard.
33:45
[SPEAKER_01]: Like speaking as speaking as a forgetful boy, speaking as a gentleman who is frequently the one who's like, I was supposed to do that wasn't I.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You have to learn some discipline.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You got to figure it out.
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[SPEAKER_01]: 100%.
33:58
[SPEAKER_01]: It's embarrassed.
33:59
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: There was something happening with Craig's face, this whole movie, to where it was like when he wasn't speaking, he's just resting face.
34:09
[SPEAKER_01]: that I would be able to look at like, hey, Jordan's listening right now.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Doge is listening.
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[SPEAKER_01]: These are normal faces.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It was just a little bit off.
34:18
[SPEAKER_01]: Like have you played the Mario Party game, the mini game, to where you have to pull Bowser's face, or someone's face to look like the original?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We've got, we were at 95% on Craig's face the whole time.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Can I tell you?
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[SPEAKER_01]: He's not talking.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It looks like he's just like,
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know where to find this information.
34:38
[SPEAKER_01]: I need to see his tent.
34:40
[SPEAKER_01]: The thing that I noticed about Craig in this movie,
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[SPEAKER_01]: is comparatively, yeah, okay, here it is.
34:48
[SPEAKER_01]: Craig is 6-1 and he looked huge.
34:52
[SPEAKER_01]: It was like the camera was like coming down because it's like, we gotta make sure the shots with him and grandma are from her hips.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He looked so out of place in this movie in this home with this family because it was like, who's child could he possibly be?
35:08
[SPEAKER_01]: I think he is enormous.
35:13
[SPEAKER_01]: fuckers like they were trying to make it to either go full you go full comical ridiculous how awful this family is how awful these in laws are or it's a mix and you have that reprieve i do think that crag and our our leads sister were supposed to be that right that's why they get to team up in yet try and parent trap you know sibling traffic is
35:40
[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, her pop culture references were my least favorite thing about this movie, but the only genuine laugh was when Grandma quoted Dom Toretto from Fast Five.
35:50
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, no, that was pretty funny.
35:52
[SPEAKER_01]: That was special.
35:53
[SPEAKER_01]: That was pretty funny.
35:54
[SPEAKER_01]: I laughed against my will at the shoehorned reference to finding Mr. Christmas when John had been like, what do you think you're Mr. Christmas something?
36:04
[SPEAKER_01]: I want to hold on Craig for a beat, almost as if he hears a voice, right on the curtain, right?
36:10
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, now resume.
36:11
[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
36:11
[SPEAKER_01]: No, it's, it's, it's, it's something man, like this movie felt like the most, I really feel like there's a completely separate writing team who does Finding Mr. Christmas and the Finding Mr. Christmas movie.
36:23
[SPEAKER_01]: Because it was uniquely bad.
36:24
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
36:25
[SPEAKER_01]: It was uniquely, they even had the same cookie discussion in this movie that they have in Finding Mr. Christmas, like,
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[SPEAKER_01]: Craig did best at that's we all agreed that he didn't have it here in this movie didn't have it in this movie in discussion here in this movie apparently he did better at brother than at cookie discussion is because they filmed this movie before the finale of finding Mr. Christmas I bet that's what it was.
36:49
[SPEAKER_01]: You think, or no, that'd be crazy.
36:53
[SPEAKER_01]: Our lead, what's the lead?
36:55
[SPEAKER_01]: This is a really long challenge.
36:56
[SPEAKER_01]: What's our lead?
36:57
[SPEAKER_01]: What's her name?
36:58
[SPEAKER_01]: It's Dan Live.
36:59
[SPEAKER_01]: Live.
37:00
[SPEAKER_01]: I think, too, in just the way the characterization, like the way that we write these characters, is so inconsistent.
37:06
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it just does like a hard like big she would not really fall for a guy like this I know right with the way they she was at the beginning I mean we she's really that on heavy and then we're parts of this yeah that were relatable whether these were qualities I saw myself or things I saw other people and I saw some stuff in Dana but the way that they get so hot and heavy and like three minutes
37:27
[SPEAKER_01]: was just like, yeah, dude.
37:29
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe the part of the plot was going to be like, I don't think, I don't think hallmark does one night stands, right?
37:34
[SPEAKER_01]: So we got to make sure that they're living together, where they're on the way to living together, buying a house and all that cute stuff.
37:40
[SPEAKER_01]: But can I tell you what makes this movie 10 times better?
37:43
[SPEAKER_01]: The two of them meet and hook up after a Christmas party and then their brother and sister end up dating each other and boom.
37:51
[SPEAKER_01]: and their families come together for Christmas and boom, Daniel and Liv are now in the same house again, things are awkward because they're not each other's type, and they're having to like meld their two families.
38:01
[SPEAKER_01]: That's that's that's that's that's so much more interesting.
38:04
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
38:04
[SPEAKER_01]: And they were so much more interesting.
38:05
[SPEAKER_01]: That's a so much more interesting.
38:07
[SPEAKER_00]: That's a so much more interesting.
38:08
[SPEAKER_01]: So much more interesting.
38:09
[SPEAKER_01]: I also can I say, and I can and I will.
38:12
[SPEAKER_01]: You can, yeah, we have a indie swap game is the stupidest idea I've ever heard.
38:17
[SPEAKER_01]: And.
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[SPEAKER_01]: a good movie could have made that scene more chaotic and fun.
38:22
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
38:25
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
38:25
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, don't look as glass is off.
38:28
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
38:28
[SPEAKER_01]: All the things I want to say about this movie are the things that it's not fun to podcast about because it's like I want to go seen by a scene to be like that line should have been this that line should have been this right line should have been like there is
38:41
[SPEAKER_01]: This feels like a poor first draft, but I'd be like, with a lot of work.
38:46
[SPEAKER_01]: With a lot of work, we could get this to a six out of 10.
38:49
[SPEAKER_01]: But what you've given me is ingredients, and you put them all in the wrong order in the wrong places.
38:55
[SPEAKER_01]: And we're gonna try to make a meal out of this, but just know, it's not gonna be what you thought it was gonna be.
38:59
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it is sort of like, I ordered a pizza and they gave me like a bag of cheese, a jar of sauce and some raw dough, and they were like, there you go.
39:05
[SPEAKER_01]: There you go, there you go.
39:06
[SPEAKER_01]: That's pizza after the fashion.
39:08
[SPEAKER_01]: I, let me take a quick aside.
39:10
[SPEAKER_01]: If you're listening to this podcast and you're like, oh well, if you think you can do it so well, why don't you write one?
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39:28
[SPEAKER_01]: Statue to limitations, I think we could say anything at this point.
39:31
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we're pretty familiar with which stole a movie from you.
39:33
[SPEAKER_01]: I promise we've been here before.
39:35
[SPEAKER_01]: And maybe we don't want to write another one, because it's a little bit traumatic.
39:38
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe we don't want to write another one.
39:40
[SPEAKER_01]: Now, if Hallmark wants to get in tipty touch and say, okay, you guys write the next finding Mr. Christmas movie.
39:45
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, don't do it.
39:46
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, see you, bro.
39:47
[SPEAKER_01]: And I can't, if you, first of any percent of what you want.
39:51
[SPEAKER_01]: Of what makes Hallmark Hallmark, if you give us 30% of trying something different.
39:55
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, first one's free.
39:56
[SPEAKER_01]: We'll write the first one for fun.
39:57
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, bro.
39:58
[SPEAKER_01]: I wouldn't do that.
39:58
[SPEAKER_01]: I cannot express no.
40:00
[SPEAKER_01]: I cannot express
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[SPEAKER_01]: how much I love the brand, how much I would love to do a movie for the brand.
40:07
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, I wouldn't say I love the brand.
40:09
[SPEAKER_01]: I think I'm frustrated by this because it's not what the brand could be.
40:13
[SPEAKER_01]: And what the brand could be, it's not generally very good or my cup of tea, but it's certainly not this.
40:18
[SPEAKER_01]: I love Christmas.
40:20
[SPEAKER_01]: And I love bad Christmas movies, and I think the world is in desperate need of adult decams.
40:26
[SPEAKER_01]: And that's what Hallmark should be, is adult decams with,
40:29
[SPEAKER_01]: crazy Christmas magic and weirdness and actual humor and we've had that so much more of my coffee laugh.
40:39
[SPEAKER_01]: He's fine.
40:40
[SPEAKER_01]: He's really upset.
40:41
[SPEAKER_01]: Y'all look what you've done.
40:42
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, he's done.
40:44
[SPEAKER_01]: I thought so okay, hallmark listen, almost died on this recording and the last movie I watched would have been making a ring holiday.
40:51
[SPEAKER_01]: Are you okay with that?
40:53
[SPEAKER_01]: Do you want that on your conscience hallmark?
40:56
[SPEAKER_01]: But take the money that you would spend to pay writers.
40:59
[SPEAKER_01]: I, I've been put it into finding Mr. Christmas season three and let us write the next one for free.
41:04
[SPEAKER_01]: We will go on.
41:06
[SPEAKER_01]: It's also lining up with my age as to get closer to 40 and start to get into and become some of the things I complain about my parents.
41:13
[SPEAKER_01]: But I am, I've watched so much hallmark now.
41:16
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm even pissed that this got the 7pm slot.
41:19
[SPEAKER_01]: Are you kidding me?
41:20
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, dude.
41:21
[SPEAKER_01]: You put this on at 7.
41:23
[SPEAKER_01]: I got to go to bed.
41:25
[SPEAKER_01]: This is your high ticket.
41:27
[SPEAKER_01]: This is your premiere movie the Sunday before Christmas The last Sunday of the season.
41:32
[SPEAKER_01]: You're doing this one you can get home.
41:34
[SPEAKER_01]: You can have that perspective You got a couple of young bucks over here with me and those we're still in our early 30s.
41:40
[SPEAKER_01]: We know How silly
41:46
[SPEAKER_01]: No, we've got a whole guy up, a couple of young but homeroomers.
41:49
[SPEAKER_01]: And me and Jordan, we want to write a movie with our dad Carter before you die.
41:57
[SPEAKER_01]: Please.
41:57
[SPEAKER_01]: It's our last way.
41:58
[SPEAKER_01]: Real quick.
41:59
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's put that in the vault.
42:01
[SPEAKER_01]: Writing a script with your dad before you die is homework with love.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Pretty decent movie.
42:05
[SPEAKER_01]: Come on, finding Mr. Christmas movie next year is extremely meta.
42:08
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
42:09
[SPEAKER_01]: Here's the thing.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We could get you something like a dad wherever you are.
42:14
[SPEAKER_01]: I miss you.
42:15
[SPEAKER_01]: We could bring you some heat like that.
42:18
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, homework if you need a proof of concept, just go find our episode about Feliz Navidad.
42:22
[SPEAKER_01]: If that would have killed, you could have had it before Melissa got to it.
42:26
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
42:27
[SPEAKER_01]: Do you know how much she makes in royalties from that every year?
42:30
[SPEAKER_01]: Do you?
42:31
[SPEAKER_01]: No, because I tried to claim ownership of it and I can't.
42:35
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
42:35
[SPEAKER_01]: Because I should be going to me.
42:36
[SPEAKER_01]: Those checks should be coming to my mailbox.
42:38
[SPEAKER_01]: Look, I'm just saying we could do better.
42:41
[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm not writing a spec script for nothing.
42:43
[SPEAKER_01]: Not again.
42:45
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, 100%.
42:45
[SPEAKER_00]: No.
42:45
[SPEAKER_00]: Not again.
42:46
[SPEAKER_01]: Take a risk, hallmark, do it.
42:49
[SPEAKER_01]: Take a risk.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Take a choice.
42:51
[SPEAKER_01]: OK. You're going to find out that we are your guys.
42:55
[SPEAKER_01]: Guys.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Guys.
43:00
[SPEAKER_01]: OK, what if next year?
43:03
[SPEAKER_01]: There, what if next year there's finding Mr. Christmas season three, right?
43:06
[SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I bet.
43:07
[SPEAKER_01]: And then there is a web, a web series, web assodes, finding Mr. Christmas season eight.
43:14
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
43:15
[SPEAKER_01]: On your iPod video, right, finding Mr. Christmas is Mr. Christmas and it's us and we're in a writing competition to, there's a competition who can write the Mr. Christmas movie.
43:25
[SPEAKER_01]: Hmm.
43:26
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't even want the competitions insulting.
43:28
[SPEAKER_01]: I've seen what they're doing.
43:30
[SPEAKER_01]: Honestly, dude, we could totally do this because one of the things I would imagine they would say when we're sitting around the table trying to if we start having a swim on them.
43:38
[SPEAKER_01]: They're like, well, you gotta be able to write it.
43:39
[SPEAKER_01]: Sometimes within two weeks, okay, give us to 48 hours.
43:45
[SPEAKER_01]: Give me give me give me a whiteboard and a pot of coffee and I will crank this time you overnight.
43:50
[SPEAKER_01]: Also, hey boys, it's been eight years give me a hot mic in a 45 minute timer.
43:54
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, let me fly.
43:55
[SPEAKER_01]: What if we start now getting touch now?
43:58
[SPEAKER_01]: Think about how much time imagine if somebody tried for like any amount of time the movie you could get.
44:04
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, Mark, the movie you could have if you let somebody try.
44:07
[SPEAKER_01]: Who's the thing?
44:08
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's, I think I do think Melissa Jonhardt thinks about us sometimes.
44:12
[SPEAKER_01]: Do you all ever wonder that?
44:13
[SPEAKER_01]: She has to.
44:14
[SPEAKER_01]: She definitely has to.
44:15
[SPEAKER_01]: We're odd, her vibe is like, does.
44:18
[SPEAKER_01]: I think, do you think she's ever, like, she's ever, like, hey, my black cat from Sabrina, do you remember that time they messaged me and I was in the, in the carpool parking lot?
44:29
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just trying to drop her over whatever.
44:30
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just trying to drop her over there.
44:32
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just trying to drop her over there.
44:33
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just trying to drop my kids off.
44:34
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just a mom.
44:35
[SPEAKER_01]: All of their listeners to blow up my comments on social media.
44:39
[SPEAKER_01]: Here's what we do.
44:40
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's, and if we feel so serious about this, that we don't want the big sister, Melissa Joan Hart listeners out there, giving this to her.
44:51
[SPEAKER_01]: She's got you.
44:52
[SPEAKER_01]: She's got you.
44:53
[SPEAKER_01]: She's got you.
44:54
[SPEAKER_01]: We accident, I think we write a script for free out of the goodness of our heart, out of the Christmas spirit, and send it to what we thought was Hallmark.
45:01
[SPEAKER_01]: And we're talking to Hallmark, the whole time in the email, accidentally send it to Melissa and her company.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Just like her baby.
45:10
[SPEAKER_01]: Meanwhile, I'm actually writing homework in the show.
45:14
[SPEAKER_01]: Keep your eyes out for the competition.
45:17
[SPEAKER_01]: Do you all ever think about what she's going to do this?
45:19
[SPEAKER_01]: Do you ever think about the fact that like down to the casting decisions?
45:24
[SPEAKER_01]: Like down to the casting decisions?
45:25
[SPEAKER_01]: She stole our movie.
45:27
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, everything.
45:28
[SPEAKER_01]: I've never had such a strange experience.
45:31
[SPEAKER_01]: There's all three of us are storytellers and love sharing stories.
45:36
[SPEAKER_01]: Anytime someone brings this up to me that has never heard about this,
45:40
[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like, I'm about to blow your day.
45:42
[SPEAKER_01]: I might as well be Columbus reading to my kid about the Princess Pride.
45:45
[SPEAKER_01]: You know what I'm saying?
45:46
[SPEAKER_01]: I might have to blow it.
45:47
[SPEAKER_01]: It's freaking mind.
45:49
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, I will, that's, it's like, I forget, and then somebody will remind me that this happened and I will get mad all over again.
45:58
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, unbelievable.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe we should re-release the, the, the organic discovery because I was telling y'all on the podcast.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Do you remember that?
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[SPEAKER_01]: I can't, yes.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I can't reload.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We should release that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I can't relive it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It hurts too much.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, George Lucas special edition.
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[SPEAKER_01]: There's going to be a lot of cool new CG elements.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We'll new song and dance number.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You're going to love it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: A foreign version since it now.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's going to be amazing.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You guys are going to love it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: A force ghost of the cat.
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[SPEAKER_01]: that's how bad it is for us to that's how bad it is to have a whole mark we can do better at promise will do it for free just give us a chance make it a thing if it sucks you can be like these dumb idiots we let them take a chance and then they ruined Christmas
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[SPEAKER_01]: What's there's no risk?
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[SPEAKER_01]: We'll do it for free.
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[SPEAKER_01]: First one, first one's free.
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[SPEAKER_01]: After that, when you, because you're gonna want more.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And once you do, you gotta pay for those.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But that first one, you have it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, Mark, here's the deal is, we're gonna keep watching and covering this show.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we're gonna watch every finding Mr. Christmas for God.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my God.
47:05
[SPEAKER_01]: Now, until you stop, you're gonna keep covering them.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And we're one of like three outlets doing this.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No one else is watching your show and talking about it.
47:13
[SPEAKER_01]: We're here.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And the regular that are, there are friends too.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Hmm, I do love them, I do love them very much.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, if anything, at least we know that we're going to get to have Angel and Justin on the podcast.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So that's fine.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's exciting.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Just two of them with brown hair are going to start the brown.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Rustin, rustin, rustin, totally.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I forgot again.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I forgot because he would never listen to this podcast and we would just get to sit here and all know that we were in on this secret about how ridiculous we think this story is and just listen to him talk about it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't think I could stop myself from saying something to him about it, unfortunately I could.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I think I would have to be like so that's not happened when you reach well past mid-lage boys.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You just don't care anymore.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You don't got that dog, but you don't want to fight over it.
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[UNKNOWN]: No.
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[SPEAKER_01]: In that dog.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I got left.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You know?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, every boy only gets so much dog.
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[SPEAKER_00]: There's only so much dog.
48:28
[SPEAKER_01]: Bindall, you're dog to early.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He's a dog.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Gosh.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You can not go into dogs.
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[SPEAKER_01]: What's your dog's gone?
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[SPEAKER_01]: What's your dog's gone?
48:35
[SPEAKER_01]: What's your dog's gone?
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's dog gone.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's it.
48:38
[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
48:39
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's come on.
48:42
[SPEAKER_01]: Come on.
48:42
[UNKNOWN]: Man.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Let's just take it easy.
48:47
[SPEAKER_01]: I bet you wish I had died when I drank that coffee.
48:50
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't think I had enough.
48:52
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't think I had enough.
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[SPEAKER_01]: The call back.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You wish I was dead.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, to end today's episode, I'd like for each of us to give our name and what our Christmas wishes for our dear friends and listeners, and then how we want Homemark to reach out to us for two chunks in a Hong Kong Jordan.
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[SPEAKER_01]: My Christmas wishes to each and every one of you have a great and holiday time.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And when you're in the car, you're listening to podcasts, you love and we hope we're on it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And hope it's ours and when you're with your family, we hope that you like that.
49:22
[SPEAKER_01]: And if you don't like that, we hope that you get out of there, fast as hell.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And Hallmark, if you'd like to talk to us, Instagram is probably easiest.
49:32
[SPEAKER_01]: You can find us.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We're there.
49:34
[SPEAKER_01]: We're out there.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm Dosh, my Christmas wish for each of our listeners is that they have holiday that no more lives torn apart.
49:45
[SPEAKER_01]: No more podcasts ever start.
49:47
[SPEAKER_01]: There's enough of those.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We got in just on the wire.
49:51
[SPEAKER_01]: We got in.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You're the last one.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to close the door behind me.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I hope you have the holiday that is perfect for you and that you feel relaxed and refreshed and ready to start twenty twenty six in a way that empowers you To kick Joe Rogan's ass.
50:06
[SPEAKER_01]: Nice get him.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We're starting a lot of goals here hallmark
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[SPEAKER_01]: You can email us where you've emailed us before.
50:13
[SPEAKER_01]: That's true.
50:13
[SPEAKER_01]: You've got to, we're not strangers.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I know how Mark, you don't do what next dance, but you can't.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I did it with us.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Ooh, yeah.
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[UNKNOWN]: Dang, dude.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Now I'm calling you.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I have your kid.
50:26
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, come pick him up.
50:28
[SPEAKER_01]: Come pick him up.
50:29
[SPEAKER_01]: He's late for soccer.
50:32
[SPEAKER_01]: That's a movie right there.
50:34
[SPEAKER_01]: Come on.
50:34
[SPEAKER_01]: That's a movie.
50:36
[SPEAKER_01]: Movies just spill out of us.
50:37
[SPEAKER_01]: Soccer might be trying.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm Carter.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We wish you a Merry Kick Miss, and it's about soccer.
50:42
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
50:44
[SPEAKER_01]: In the Kumite.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, man.
50:49
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm Carter, and I'd love to hear about this through DAX.
50:54
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that would be great.
50:56
[SPEAKER_01]: Appreciate that.
50:57
[SPEAKER_01]: And what I have my hope is that if people watch the movie that we watch, make our break Christmas, I think what would have really made Christmas isn't necessarily the
51:09
[SPEAKER_01]: strange way that this couple ended up m going into a even worse relationship than when they started.
51:15
[SPEAKER_01]: You almost wish that Daniel hadn't very intentionally accidentally missed grabbing a cookie, I guess, and put his hand on her hand within those first five.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but my wish for our listeners is just, why don't you just be honest with your family?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Let's try that this year.
51:28
[SPEAKER_01]: I think you have before, and I think it was exhausting because it didn't stick.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I think this time,
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[SPEAKER_01]: with maybe some of that Christmas magic that gives you a kind of joy that you can't normally reach and a touch of grace, just be honest.
51:41
[SPEAKER_01]: I think it'll be worthwhile.
51:44
[SPEAKER_01]: Just tell how you feel.
51:46
[SPEAKER_01]: If they bring up that thing that you're like, I wish you wouldn't do that anymore.
51:48
[SPEAKER_01]: Tell them what.
51:50
[SPEAKER_01]: And they're gonna be heated and just be ready for it.
51:52
[SPEAKER_01]: Grandma!
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[SPEAKER_01]: You suck!
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[SPEAKER_01]: Let it know.
51:56
[SPEAKER_01]: Good start Jordan, that's great.
51:58
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, let grandma know she sucks.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Simple enough.
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[SPEAKER_02]: From from our house to yours.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Tell your grandma she sucks this year.
52:06
[SPEAKER_01]: How do you grandma the for me say how do you grandma the for me tell she's grandma the for me.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I should have all birds on the family 10 11 yeah