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Dirty Little Secret: I Took My Grandma's Ashes!! · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: This is dirty Little Secret. It is on It makes
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  Speaker 1: one or two point nine Dirty Little Secret. Bailly the Kid,
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  Speaker 1: Candae Lopez shaken over there in the corner, Producer poo
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  Speaker 1: is here. I know she's lost William Misfortune. She's on
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  Speaker 1: this shaking pad thing. I know, and she's just still going.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want you to get sick, but I also
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  Speaker 1: don't want you to stop either, because you got to
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  Speaker 1: pay off your debt for William Misfortune. All Right, if
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  Speaker 1: you get a secret at Candis on air, hit her
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  Speaker 1: up right now, tell her because she's on shaking over here.
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  Speaker 1: She needs distractions. Dirty little secret. What is going on?
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  Speaker 1: It's time to confess.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. So I have a family secret that I fully
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  Speaker 2: intend to take to my grave. And it involved my grandmother.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm the oldest grandchild and my grandma and I
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  Speaker 2: had this bond that was just, I don't know, different,
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  Speaker 2: like honestly, I was probably closer to her than my
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  Speaker 2: own mom was.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: And when her health started declining, I moved in with
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  Speaker 2: her and pretty much became her character. I mean, we
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  Speaker 2: spent so much time together and we ended up having
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  Speaker 2: like these long, deep conversations about life and family and
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  Speaker 2: regrets and everything, but like you have to understand my grandma,
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  Speaker 2: like she was one of a kind. She liked to drink,
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  Speaker 2: she liked to gamble, she liked to have a good time,
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  Speaker 2: and her favorite place on earth was Las Vegas.
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  Speaker 1: God, I want to hang out. I wish I could
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  Speaker 1: have hung out with your grandma.
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  Speaker 2: She was the best. And you know the rest of
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  Speaker 2: my family's pretty like I don't know, straight life and boring.
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  Speaker 2: So towards the end of her life, she kept telling
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  Speaker 2: me when I'm gone, don't you dare leave me sitting
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  Speaker 2: on somebody's mantle for all eternity. And so I was like, okay,
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  Speaker 2: what do you what do you actually want? And she
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  Speaker 2: said take me to Vegas. Well, then always add but
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  Speaker 2: your mother will never let that happen because she's got
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  Speaker 2: to stick up her butt and we would just like.
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  Speaker 1: Your sweet grandma, I know, she was serious, like she
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  Speaker 1: wanted her ashes spread around Vegas.
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  Speaker 2: So my grandma got her wish and my family does
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  Speaker 2: not know it.
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  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, what do you mean? So rest in
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  Speaker 1: peace to your granny? First of all, that's at first
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know she was alive. She'd passed. So she
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  Speaker 1: passes away and she wants to have her ashes spread.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean you don't your family doesn't know.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So after she passed, I got possession of her
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  Speaker 2: ashes for a little while, and I grabbed a couple
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  Speaker 2: of my girlfriends. We booked the shipped to Vegas and
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  Speaker 2: told them we're taking Grandma on one last girl's trip.
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  Speaker 2: And let me tell you, my Grandma is all over
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  Speaker 2: Vegas right now, Like she took her to the place
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  Speaker 2: Freemont Street, Old Vegas, the favorite casinos that we even
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  Speaker 2: put a little bit of her in the Bellagio fountain, Like, oh, you.
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  Speaker 1: Put Granny in the Belagio fountain.
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  Speaker 2: There she's in the fountain, Like.
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  Speaker 1: This is my dream. By the way, is this what
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  Speaker 1: you want to see this? I want some of them,
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  Speaker 1: some of me in Vegas.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll do that is We laughed, we cried. We
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  Speaker 2: told Grandma stories all weekend like it was ridiculous and
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  Speaker 2: one of the greatest weekends of my life. And I
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  Speaker 2: know that she would have loved every second of it.
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  Speaker 2: And the secret is, my family thinks my Grandma is
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  Speaker 2: still sitting on my mom's mantle.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, they don't, They have no idea.
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  Speaker 2: From the fireplace that I put in the bag.
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  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, are in the bag? You? You replace
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  Speaker 1: your grandma's ashes on your mom's mantle with fireplace ashes, and.
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  Speaker 2: They have no idea, no idea.
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  Speaker 1: Granny would be so proud. WI. That is actually that is.
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  Speaker 1: Actually Granny's in Vegas all over and your mom. Your
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  Speaker 1: mom thinks she's sitting on the mantel.
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  Speaker 2: Yep, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: You know what good for you? I think this is
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  Speaker 1: a great secret. I mean, no offense against your mom,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm sorry. If that's what Granny wanted, Granny gets it.
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  Speaker 1: I'd have done it for my grandma too. My grandma
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  Speaker 1: loved Vegas. Yeah, yeah, I mean. Spread me at Windstar,
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  Speaker 1: I don't care. Just any casinos. Do the high limit room, okay,
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  Speaker 1: dub him on the floor or what. No, just I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, put me in a slot or something. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Put me under a table, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Just matter of fact, take me to Vegas. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: I want a little at Windstar, a little at Choctaw Vegas.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe spread some I don't know. Cannis, you're in charge. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'll do it. I need an excuse to go to
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  Speaker 1: Vegas soon. No, you're not don't touch my ashes. No,
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  Speaker 1: thank you, Ford. Look, I'm so happy that granny is
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  Speaker 1: living her dream right now and she would be so happy.
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  Speaker 1: And good for you for taking care of your granny's
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  Speaker 1: last wishes.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I mean no regret.
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  Speaker 1: You would have taken too a little Chippendale show. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna do magic, Mike,