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🏡 The Valley Ep 9 Recap with Jazmine Henley-Brown and Emily Dorezas · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Drama Darling Drama Darling Drama Darling.
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  Speaker 2: Hello everybody, and welcome in Darlings. We are talking the
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  Speaker 2: valley today. This is episode nine entitled When One Door
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  Speaker 2: for Closes and in my opinion it should have been
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  Speaker 2: called Welcome to Britz. But joining us today is Emily
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  Speaker 2: Dereza's and Jasmine Henley Brown. Hi, ladies, Hello, Hello, hello Jasmine.
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  Speaker 2: This is the first time you've been on the Drama
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  Speaker 2: Darling podcast. We met at the Big Old Podcast convention
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  Speaker 2: in Chicago. We are, you know, serendipitously yes, and so
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  Speaker 2: I'm so excited that we are friends now and then
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  Speaker 2: you're here yay.
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  Speaker 3: Likewise, what an honor it is to be here, Like,
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  Speaker 3: can I tell the story really quickly of like what
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  Speaker 3: my first experience with you.
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  Speaker 4: Was, Like, yeah, sure, yeah, I'm curious what happens?
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  Speaker 3: Picture it. It's podcast movement Chicago. We're in this big
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  Speaker 3: convention hall. They introduced It's the Reality Gays, Amy, Mary Payne,
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  Speaker 3: the Docky Sweeties all on the panel and.
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  Speaker 5: Emily were you there?
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  Speaker 3: Were you? You were not there?
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  Speaker 5: I was there, but I wasn't at the panel, right.
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  Speaker 2: She was there for the show. The show at the Apollo,
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  Speaker 2: but not at the panel, right, gotcha.
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  Speaker 3: So the moderator was Mary Payne's producer, correct Ingrid, correct Ingrid, Yes,
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  Speaker 3: hi Ingrid. She Ingrid asks the first question and Amy
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  Speaker 3: takes the mic. Mind you, everybody's sitting down. It's the
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  Speaker 3: panel style. Amy takes the mic and stands up and
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  Speaker 3: like psalm, turns across the stage to give like opening
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  Speaker 3: monologue of her answer. And I was like, I have
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  Speaker 3: to know this bit like I meet her in my wife.
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  Speaker 5: I love it.
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  Speaker 3: But that was my first experience with you, Amy, and
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  Speaker 3: I was in love. It was love at first sight.
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  Speaker 3: I said, whatever I need to do at the end
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  Speaker 3: of this, so it's a lady, I'm going to nod.
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  Speaker 2: Then she came up to me and was like, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: first of all, you might know me, well you'd actually
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  Speaker 2: didn't say that, but we have like one degree of
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  Speaker 2: separation because Jasmine is an executive producer, so she produces podcasts.
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  Speaker 2: She's also a content creator obviously a podcaster, but she
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  Speaker 2: executive produces across the board. And get this, you guys,
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  Speaker 2: she executive produced Reality with the King, Carlos King's Freaking
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  Speaker 2: podcast and we all know who Carlos King is so honestly, Jasmine,
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  Speaker 2: Like the second you said, I was like, no way,
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  Speaker 2: because you said, do you know Carlos King, And I'm.
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  Speaker 4: Like, uh a.
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  Speaker 2: He's a legend, as we all know, former producer of
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  Speaker 2: the Real Housewives of Atlanta and other shows, but has
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  Speaker 2: just branched out. He oh what he's also what is
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  Speaker 2: his his reality show that he's producing right now.
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  Speaker 3: He has a bunch he has uh on own, right,
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  Speaker 3: he has like the the Love and Marriage franchise, which
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  Speaker 3: is like love Marriage that's d Huntsville Hyeah Collective. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: he has so many. I literally I know his resume
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  Speaker 3: like it's my own. Like I love Carlos down He's
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  Speaker 3: he's like my favorite person that I've worked with in
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  Speaker 3: a really long time. So, yeah, he has a lot
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  Speaker 3: of shows over on own and I'm sure he's coicking
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  Speaker 3: up some more stuff.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know how he has the time. It's like
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  Speaker 4: it's nuts.
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  Speaker 2: So and then also you so you produced his executive
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  Speaker 2: his podcast and you just finished up working on your
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  Speaker 2: first real like sizzle reel for reality show.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, it's called First on Us And it's like a
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  Speaker 3: dating show where we match or yeah, we we match
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  Speaker 3: people and send them on a blind date completely on production,
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  Speaker 3: and so our first couple we sent them to a
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  Speaker 3: rug making class in Atlanta, and it was really cool. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it's so interesting to be on the other side of
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  Speaker 3: it because like executive producing a podcast and then executive
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  Speaker 3: producing a TV show, completely different worlds. And then also
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  Speaker 3: as a content creator, I'm always reviewing and critiquing everybody
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  Speaker 3: else's TV shows and movies, and so to make one
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  Speaker 3: of my own and then put it out there, I
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  Speaker 3: was telling my audience like, Okay, y'all give it to
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  Speaker 3: me straight, like, if this is good, tell me it's good.
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  Speaker 3: If it sucks, be honest with me, because I'm honest
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  Speaker 3: about my opinion. So yeah, being on the other side
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  Speaker 3: of the what was really crazy.
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  Speaker 2: A rug making class, I'm like, immediately I'm sold.
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  Speaker 4: Honestly, that sounds great. Was it like looming?
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  Speaker 6: So?
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  Speaker 4: Was it a loom? Was there a loom involved?
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  Speaker 3: Just beIN a loom there, there was a loom involved there.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, Okay, this isn't real.
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  Speaker 4: It's gonna get some attention. I'm already. I mean, crocheg
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  Speaker 4: is really in right now. But you took it to
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  Speaker 4: the other level, which is a loom.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, for you, I do not know what allum is.
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  Speaker 3: I disagree that that's what happened. No, I.
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  Speaker 2: Used to have, like when I was little, I used
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  Speaker 2: to have this amazing It was given to me as
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  Speaker 2: a gift. Someone traveled somewhere and then they brought me this.
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  Speaker 2: I wish I knew who it was. But it was
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  Speaker 2: like this woman, like this little you know, fabric woman
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  Speaker 2: working on this tiny little wood loom and there was
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  Speaker 2: threads and it was I was just so fascinated with
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  Speaker 2: the workmanship of it and like that it even existed.
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  Speaker 2: So that was my you know, really foray into the
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  Speaker 2: looming world. Haven't revisited since ladies. Just so we're on
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  Speaker 2: the same page for.
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  Speaker 3: Those Actually, I just googled a loom.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was just saying for those that are listening,
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  Speaker 5: Amy walked across the front of the room to tell
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  Speaker 5: us her looms story. Oh thank you. I'm gonna saunter
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  Speaker 5: across the station.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not made for a panel. I am not created
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  Speaker 2: for a panel. There's no way that was crazy. Like
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  Speaker 2: I come from the world of like improv comedy, some
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  Speaker 2: stand up, you know, one woman show, and I know
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  Speaker 2: I sit here and do this podcast, but a panel,
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, like they can be so boring and
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  Speaker 2: I just don't know. I could not sit there and
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  Speaker 2: I just thought it was gonna be a little more relaxed.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, man, So beware, don't have me on
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  Speaker 2: your panel because it's gonna suck.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Actually have her on your panel because entertaining. I'm like,
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  Speaker 3: anxiety has never met this lady. She does not know
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  Speaker 3: what that is.
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  Speaker 4: No I do. I'm on lexapro AnyWho.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you guys, if you haven't seen it, Brittany and
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  Speaker 2: Janet do a Chili's commercial. Someone sent it to me.
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  Speaker 2: But they're sipping on drinks. They're talking about you know,
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  Speaker 2: truth or Dare, and Brittany is kind of like.
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  Speaker 7: Oh my gosh, yep, I yep. The husband's in bri hag.
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  Speaker 7: He's horrible. Percy Chili's.
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  Speaker 2: You know it's I mean, it's not that on the nose,
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  Speaker 2: but it is kind of like that. And also shout
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  Speaker 2: out to Santa Clarita Chili. You know, I'm coming there
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  Speaker 2: very soon, So that's out there in the universe.
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  Speaker 5: Poor man, she lost her Chilies deal because she was Chili's.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna say I'm having.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I like to like cycle them in,
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  Speaker 2: you know, with different drinks, because Katie Maloney did one too.
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  Speaker 5: Yep, she did.
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  Speaker 3: God, God, I'm not a I'm not a Katie Maloney fan.
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  Speaker 5: Oh oh, well, I will say she is if you
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  Speaker 5: ever get a chance to go to their h something
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  Speaker 5: about her. She's delightful.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, she is delightful.
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  Speaker 3: Is she really?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 5: My god, like the coolest.
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  Speaker 3: We feel so bad because I've just not been a fan.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like she comes off really mean on the show.
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  Speaker 3: Obviously the last couple of seasons, you know, I was
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  Speaker 3: a little more empathetic towards her, But earlier seasons she
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  Speaker 3: was so mean and like judgmental, and I was like,
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  Speaker 3: I can not get into this lady.
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  Speaker 4: That's fine, that's fine, It's yeah.
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  Speaker 5: So you know, it changes.
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  Speaker 2: You can't necessarily judge someone, uh you know. You you
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  Speaker 2: can judge them on TV, and then you can also
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  Speaker 2: judge them in person.
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  Speaker 4: So you're two totally different worlds.
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  Speaker 5: Now.
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  Speaker 2: I did not watch the Valley After show. You both did.
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  Speaker 2: Emily sent me this clip that is so disturbing and
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  Speaker 2: I need I need to play it so that I
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  Speaker 2: can delete it off.
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  Speaker 4: Of my board. Let's just hear this birthday.
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  Speaker 8: We went to the aquarium with Cruise and she sent
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  Speaker 8: me screenshots at him saying, I smell your butt.
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  Speaker 1: I smell your butt.
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  Speaker 8: You can still smell your butt on me. Well, me
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  Speaker 8: and him and Cruiser at the aquarium on my son's birthday.
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  Speaker 8: I still smell your bet on me while we're walking
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  Speaker 8: around the day aquarium. We both do a lot of
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  Speaker 8: things to each other, like every like the tick for tack.
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  Speaker 5: There's a lot of things that I've done.
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  Speaker 2: So that we can break down this thing. The entire episode,
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 5: That's Britt explaining that she's getting texted by some random
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  Speaker 5: girl that Jackson had just hooked up with, like the
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  Speaker 5: night before. This is when they are Britt and Jack's
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  Speaker 5: are still together, and she's getting screen grabs from this
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  Speaker 5: girl on their family day.
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  Speaker 3: Of the text exchange with Jacks texting her that he
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  Speaker 3: can still smell her ass, yeah right.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah on the other girl, and the girl is sending
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  Speaker 5: the screen grabs to Britt.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but have that it's like a lingering, weird stop.
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  Speaker 5: Like Jack's is into like all the things. So remember
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  Speaker 5: you wanted like speakers, Yeah, so like god.
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  Speaker 3: Only enough butts do y'all. Remember there's a scene in
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  Speaker 3: vander Pump Rules when he and Brittany are going back
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  Speaker 3: into their apartment. He is so horned up, like he's like,
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  Speaker 3: I can't wait.
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  Speaker 5: God.
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  Speaker 3: He like grabs her butt and puts it like towards
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  Speaker 3: his face like he likes booty.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he likes sends an aftercent apparently.
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  Speaker 4: But the fact that she is laughing this off is.
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  Speaker 3: To me.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, she can get over this man, clearly, and
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  Speaker 2: I'm so happy about that.
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  Speaker 1: But I love this.
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  Speaker 4: She's like, but.
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  Speaker 5: This is she's telling this story on the heels of
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  Speaker 5: La La and her talking about a girl sending screenshots
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  Speaker 5: of her taking selfies in Brittany and Jack's bed with
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  Speaker 5: Crus's baby pictures behind. So that was pretty heavy. And
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  Speaker 5: then it went into the butt and I was like,
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  Speaker 5: then it went.
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  Speaker 2: Into the butt words it sure did?
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  Speaker 4: It, Sure did, Jasmine.
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  Speaker 3: It shared the Wow, she contact a woman that's just
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  Speaker 3: ready to move on to me, I think that's why
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  Speaker 3: she's laughing at Off, because she's just like, yes, you know,
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  Speaker 3: maybe she's at the point where she's really done with him,
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  Speaker 3: and it's funny.
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  Speaker 2: Now I agree with you, which I think we should
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  Speaker 2: really jump to the lawyer's office. I mean, I know
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  Speaker 2: that I would like to bounce around a little bit
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  Speaker 2: in this episode, because Britney lands in an attorney, a
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  Speaker 2: divorce attorney's office. At the end of this episode, this
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  Speaker 2: is basically a day before Jackson is about to leave
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  Speaker 2: rehab and re enter society. And by rehab, I mean
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  Speaker 2: he's probably been at Jack's bar this whole time, but.
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  Speaker 3: In the back.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, And so she's explaining to the lawyer, you know
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  Speaker 2: why she's there. His blow ups are getting worse and
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  Speaker 2: he has always By the way, this answered some questions
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  Speaker 2: about the mortgage. He has always paid the mortgage. She
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  Speaker 2: pays the bills. We knew that, but I couldn't release
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  Speaker 2: the fact that she wasn't keeping an eye on the
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  Speaker 2: payments of the mortgage. But because he's always paid the mortgage,
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  Speaker 2: she didn't even think about it.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 5: Well, it was also it answered questions for me about
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  Speaker 5: amounts of money and how much money and the one
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  Speaker 5: point two million dollars he owed to the I R
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  Speaker 5: S or he was going to get arrested was bonkers. Yeah, yes,
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  Speaker 5: And that they took all one hundred thousand from Brittany already.
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  Speaker 3: Poor britt I was when she said that, my mouth
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  Speaker 3: like hit the floor.
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  Speaker 4: Literally.
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  Speaker 3: I have tick for tack at first, and then it's
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  Speaker 3: one point two millions.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, Emily sent me that too.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't put it up here, but tick for tack
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  Speaker 2: being at the top of your notes jsmine is killing me.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, tick for tech talk. Try try tick for jacks.
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  Speaker 2: How about that you don't know when somebody doesn't know
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  Speaker 2: a very common phrase, it always ticks.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's also I do it too, where I'm like, well,
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  Speaker 5: this makes sense ends you played tic tac tictak.
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  Speaker 4: You're right, it actually does make sense. Not that we
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  Speaker 4: want to.
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  Speaker 3: Get gonna lie. Yeah, that's true, because not gonna lie
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  Speaker 3: When he said it so confidently, I was on the
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  Speaker 3: cops sideway. Have I been said it right? Like he
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  Speaker 3: might be right and I might be wrong. Okay, let
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  Speaker 3: me let me google this is it tick for tack? Google?
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  Speaker 2: Hey, chat PPT, it is actually tit for tat. Jack's
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  Speaker 2: is fucking wrong. He's wrong about everything and he's leaving
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  Speaker 2: rehab soon. He is a piece of shit.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, hates chat, thanks bitch chat.
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  Speaker 5: And jas with what you just explained your thoughts. That
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  Speaker 5: is how Brittany has had to operate for the last
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  Speaker 5: however many years, Like am I wrong? I mean, he
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  Speaker 5: said it so confidently that I think I'm wrong. I
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  Speaker 5: didn't agree to see other people in our marriage.
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  Speaker 3: I did agree to let him fuck faith right.
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  Speaker 7: I guess I should have had someone else's on my
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  Speaker 7: face that I can spial the next dite.
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  Speaker 4: I don't even know.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, you know, this was amazing her bravery
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  Speaker 2: to go there and talk about this.
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  Speaker 4: Her voice was shaking.
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  Speaker 2: You could really feel it was palpable, her nervousness and
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  Speaker 2: how you know, how she was feeling and how she said.
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  Speaker 2: Towards the end of her explanation, she was like, I'm
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  Speaker 2: scared right now and that just is just so shocking
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  Speaker 2: and sad. And the lawyer said, look, filing for divorce
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  Speaker 2: the sooner the better.
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  Speaker 6: You know.
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  Speaker 2: When she said in her confessional I didn't come into
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  Speaker 2: this meeting thinking I would get divorced was another level
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  Speaker 2: of showing how brave she was to do it, just
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  Speaker 2: showing up, Like sometimes you don't need to plan on
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  Speaker 2: what's going to happen with something you don't want to
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  Speaker 2: don't make yourself think ahead. Just show up in the
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  Speaker 2: moment and just do what you need to do to
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  Speaker 2: get to the next second, you know.
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  Speaker 4: And that's what she did. And I know that she's threaten.
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  Speaker 2: Him with divorce and a restraining order, but even to
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  Speaker 2: this point, she never even thought she was gonna file
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  Speaker 2: that day, and yet she did.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was surprised a lawyer didn't recommend a restraining order.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, did you too, Jasmine, because I was I
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  Speaker 2: was wondering that too.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's I was thinking that also. And then I
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  Speaker 3: also was you know, with her doing it in the moment.
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  Speaker 3: I think when she started to spell it out for
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  Speaker 3: the lawyer, like saying, he owed this amount of money
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  Speaker 3: in his taxes, we put that on our house. He
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  Speaker 3: decided to get a condo. Sometimes when you say I'm
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  Speaker 3: an external processor, sometimes when you say shit out loud,
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  Speaker 3: it's like, wait a minute, he did do this to me.
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  Speaker 3: This is awful. I cannot laugh this off or explain
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  Speaker 3: this away. Yeah, let me do what I have to do.
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  Speaker 3: So I think her saying it out loud was actually
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  Speaker 3: why she went ahead and like made the move right
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  Speaker 3: there in the moment.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the lists you know, here and having a lawyer's reaction.
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  Speaker 4: It different.
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  Speaker 2: Friends, It's different than at a background pool party in
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  Speaker 2: the valley, and people are like that piece of shit
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  Speaker 2: it britt we're going to rebrand your restaurant. You know,
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  Speaker 2: there's that, and that's great support. But then you get
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  Speaker 2: someone who's like that is incredibly not common. We need
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  Speaker 2: to make a move, you know, yes, so you know,
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  Speaker 2: and I really felt that the lawyer did a good
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  Speaker 2: job at not freaking her out and making her feel
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  Speaker 2: comfortable and you know, so so for her to not
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  Speaker 2: have to leave there also like with oh my god,
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  Speaker 2: it's it's even worse than I even imagined, or you know,
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  Speaker 2: she just I thought that it was a good balance.
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  Speaker 4: And her signing.
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  Speaker 2: Those at least the filing, you know, the paperwork for
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  Speaker 2: the filing that day, you can tell it was exciting
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  Speaker 2: and liberating for her.
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  Speaker 3: Mm hmmmm hmm. And that might be why the lawyer
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  Speaker 3: didn't suggest the restraining order, because she didn't want to
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  Speaker 3: freak her out.
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  Speaker 5: That might be why well, I also wondered if she
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  Speaker 5: did suggest it. And Brittany and the producers sidebard and
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  Speaker 5: we're like we're filming the I mean, I mean.
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  Speaker 3: Right, we're not talking about any sty measures.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, And they all were like, you know,
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  Speaker 5: we need you to just deal with whatever happens britt
• 17:11
  Speaker 5: because we're filming.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: Cut to we just open our phones and like Bravo
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: has to put a statement out. It's the black screen
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: with the white writing. We regret our decision to step
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: in to Brittany's divorce filing to suggest that there shouldn't
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: be a restraining order. We regret that decision and we
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: take full accountability. Oh gosh. Yeah, and you know he's
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: him getting out the next day, her being like, it's
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: so weird to be doing this the day before he
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: gets out, and I'm like thinking, this is it. You know,
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: that's the time to do it, and you know, and
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: we can kind of work our way backwards. But the
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: friends coming over to pack up Jack's stuff was amazing
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: support and everyone should have friends like this.
• 18:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I appreciated it. I also if I because he's
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: dangerous and I don't want him anywhere near Brittany. Like
• 18:09
  Speaker 5: I appreciated that. I would hate it if he did
• 18:11
  Speaker 5: it to her, but he wouldn't. He's too selfish and
• 18:16
  Speaker 5: weird and he's really on the after show. He's really
• 18:18
  Speaker 5: pissy about it, and Schwartz is like, I mean, at
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: the end of the day, gotta admit they did a solid.
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: Bubba. At least they put it in bags, Bubba, not
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: on the line Kristen being like, you know, we'll separate
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: his shoes.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: It'll be like a fun toddler excise exercise where she
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: has to match him up.
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: I feel like too. All the guys were kind of
• 18:45
  Speaker 5: giving them shit about doing this process for Jackson. I
• 18:49
  Speaker 5: get it's a process to pack your shit, but like
• 18:53
  Speaker 5: he was never going to do it. He would have
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: dragged his feet, he would have used that as an
• 18:58
  Speaker 5: excuse to stay and stay and stay. And I was
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: just so glad that it's that's off the checklist. Dude,
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: keep going.
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: I'm glad they helped her. I'm with jack so I
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: wouldn't want anybody touching my stuff, especially people that like
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: are not really cool with me. So it's like I
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: understand the sentiment, and I do think it was sweep
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: that they supported her, like they were awesome this whole
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: episode for her. I love their friendship, but I'm i'm
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: I agree with him, and like anytime someone makes me
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: agree with Jack's is like a very bad day for me.
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: But I'm like, don't touch either.
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't want that.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but guess what if I'm being uh, you know,
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: a Jackson, you're asking for it, you know, that's kind
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: of Yeah. I feel he has crossed so many boundaries
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: with her that I'm like, crossing his boundaries is at
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: the end of the day. I mean, there's just no comparison.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: I mean, can you get into trouble, like with with
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: the law for doing that?
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: Hey, y'all, can you get in trouble with the love
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: picking up someone?
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: Still?
• 20:01
  Speaker 5: So many times have you seen people throw like after
• 20:04
  Speaker 5: they find out their husbands cheated on them, throw all
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: the ship on the front yard.
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well I just thought that was like a sitcom.
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: No, No, I've seen it in real life.
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: I'm just kidding. I know, I know.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: But you can do that, right you just there's no
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: penalty for that.
• 20:20
  Speaker 5: It's marital property.
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: Okay, I'm about to go do this. I'll be right back.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: NOA, I love, Brittany, are fine, everybody.
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: We're fine. Oh my god.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: When they were packing up this stuff and Brittany's like
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: oh and they're like no, aws, But this was you know, yeah, Jasmine,
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: what were you gonna say?
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, I was just saying that was good on them,
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: because she was totally about to start reminiscing, and she
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: would have It would have been a vicious cycle because
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: she would have started missing him. Now, I'm so glad
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: they called her out and was like, no, it's not awe,
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: it's uh.
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it's actually hug her to Jasmine, She's like,
• 20:56
  Speaker 5: hug her, Booker.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: I love that glasses stand, that glass's case stand. The
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: Janet thought it was something for your dick. I did too,
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: But does look like that, right.
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it looks like it's like it's Jack's.
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: So it's not.
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, sure, it's in the realm of possibility. She's like, no,
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: it's for your glasses.
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: You sick.
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: Go It's like, can you blame her?
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: I don't I wear glasses. I don't have anything like
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: that in my home.
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: I know, I never knew something like that existed.
• 21:28
  Speaker 5: Jack's has fucked it, I guarantee, so jan it's not wrong.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: She's not wrong. Jack's has Jax to me, moves like
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: a crackhead, like him selling Brittany like her jewelry, going
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: this thing, talking about he put her Jenny craigbags on
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: Ebays and sell them for thirty dollars. They make all
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: this money from the podcast, but you're not paying your mortgage.
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: Where is the money going Jack's I think it's going
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: to crack That's what I think.
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: I think as well.
• 22:00
  Speaker 6: Allegedly not to mention he's making from rehab are like
• 22:07
  Speaker 6: whoa whoa like so intense and cracked out allegedly allegedly.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: Allegedly allegedly how many of the videos did we see this?
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: This?
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: Like?
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: We only saw one video? I think this episode, right,
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: he's so excited about Yes.
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think there's maybe one in the after show
• 22:27
  Speaker 5: or so. I don't even know, but there's so manic. Yeah.
• 22:31
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  Speaker 2: And we are back. I'm with Emily Therees's and Jasmine
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• 25:01
  Speaker 4: Talking the valley. Okay.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: I just want to circle back to the beginning gals
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: and just really recognize when I think it was Jared
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: and Jasmine that were rollerblading very dangerously?
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: Was it Zach?
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: Okay, shouldn't remember. I think, yeah it was Zach. Yeah, yeah, okay,
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: so it was Jasmine, Jared Zach.
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: We did see Jared.
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: We saw him for just a second later when they're
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: hanging out. Okay, but he is in the episode.
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: By the way.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: Okay, so we saw Jasmine and Zach rollerblading dangerously. By
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: the way, please don't do that if you're in LA.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: It's not it's not the time. It's never going to
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: be the time in the place you're going to get hurt.
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: No.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: No, they're in West Hollywood, and like you just well,
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: first of all, they didn't know how to rollerblade. It
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: looked like, you know, they were wobbling all over the
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: place and that. So just go to a park and
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: like work it out before you hit the streets.
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: That's my main agree.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: So there's that, and then you're putting yourself in the
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: way of drivers in LA who don't know how to drive,
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: and then you're looking. I was just happy they were
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: in full safety gear, so good on them.
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I just needed to put that out there. And
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: then secondly, great thing, thank you very much.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: And then secondly, last week Jared was on the episode,
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: and there was that whole thing that happened between Zach
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: and Jared, that this this whole thing, and everyone over
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: on the Patreon the darlings were like, are we supposed.
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: To know who Jared is? Who is Jared?
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: And so I just want to mention Jared was or
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: I don't think he is anymore, but he was the
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: former makeup artist of like the vander Pump Rules Crew,
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: so he has been with this gang forever. So they
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: all know him really well, and they ride or die
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: for him because he has really he's actually had blood
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: cancer and he's been in and out and struggling with
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: that for many years. So they've been really supportive of him,
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: like having tons of you know, events and charity events
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: and go fund me for him. So he's like a
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: beloved friend of this group.
• 27:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Meanwhile, Jamie and I were like, who is Jared?
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah? We did not know, right, well, a lot of
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: people didn't know.
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, me either. When I was listening to it, I
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: was just like, who is Jared? And then even when
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: you just brought him up now like quick Google search, okay,
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: by his image, and I was like, I still don't know,
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: but I'm so glad that I'm being educated on who
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: Jared is.
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: Well, I think a lot of people this. He got
• 27:30
  Speaker 5: a title card this episode. The editors did say his
• 27:33
  Speaker 5: name under him this episode, which they did in the
• 27:36
  Speaker 5: last episode. So it was so confusing.
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: It was bad on the editors to do that because
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: he was part of the drama. You know, he was
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: being like welcomed into the drama. So please give him
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: his due props. But his name is Jared Lipscomb and
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: he has his Instagram I believe is Jared lips And
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: I've been following him for a long time because he
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: does great work, like amazing makeup artists. Okay, so that
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: was there. Now now I can't remember the other thing
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: I was gonna say, but whatever, let's go to the
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: salon where some of the gals are getting there.
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: There.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: Oh, we already talked about this because Jasmine said that
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: he moves like a crackhead selling the Jenny craigbag and
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: all that stuff.
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: Okay, so we don't even talk about that.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: Kristen's housewarming, so she's got a great pool in the
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: back with Luke. They've got this great house and Zach
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: says he got scrow Talks.
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: Have you read?
• 28:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I have heard of it, and but but I
• 28:34
  Speaker 5: agree with so on the after shit they were talking
• 28:37
  Speaker 5: about and I thought that Scrow Talks was like you
• 28:39
  Speaker 5: tightened the balls and they kind of went up. I
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: didn't realize that they lower for sensation. And I do
• 28:48
  Speaker 5: think that that is, like, you know, eventually your balls
• 28:53
  Speaker 5: get lower as you get older. I don't know if
• 28:55
  Speaker 5: you want to get that process going sooner because I
• 28:59
  Speaker 5: from just a hell standpoint, And then there's like they're
• 29:02
  Speaker 5: said too yeah, and then like body temperature regulation, like
• 29:06
  Speaker 5: they kind of got into that too in the after show,
• 29:09
  Speaker 5: and I'm like, I don't know. I guess you just
• 29:12
  Speaker 5: want to do what you want to do.
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: I heard so much about balls in this episode that.
• 29:19
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: I just I've only ever, you know, held them in
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: my hands. I've never known anything asked how they feel.
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: So I think so much for the education, the free
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: like testical education. Yeah, but yeah, how old is how
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: old is Zach though? To like is he that young
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: that he wouldn't know that your ball starts to sag
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: as you get older?
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: I I don't know. I mean like Zach is not
• 29:44
  Speaker 5: his own Yeah, I mean he I feel like you
• 29:46
  Speaker 5: know that pretty. I mean like, yeah, I don't know.
• 29:49
  Speaker 5: I would think he would know that, but I don't
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: know it just like.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: It is so And then later she Ka was like,
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: I got salmon sperm on my fing What.
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: Is happening in this episode?
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: Oh god, you guys.
• 30:04
  Speaker 5: I realized this week that Laala and Sheena are the
• 30:09
  Speaker 5: Peter of the Valley, the Peter, like no one gets
• 30:14
  Speaker 5: two ships. They're in the background, they got their shirt open. Wow,
• 30:21
  Speaker 5: they just want to talk about anything, and they'll date Raquel.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: That's such a good point. I was like, I have
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: a note here, like why is Lala on the after show?
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: Like why is Brock there? From last week's episode, I'm like,
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: what is Shena doing? Like she just they just appear
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: and then she knows, like has this weird look, Like
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: something is going on with her face this season? And
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: I'm not trying to like talk about her look, but
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: it seems like she may have gotten some work done
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: on her face because it looks it's so strange. Sperm,
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: That's what I don't know. Yeah, I'm like, and mind
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: you unpopular opinion. I actually did not mind Sena or
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: la La for the most part, on vander Pump Rules,
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: like I felt like they were like a necessary evil
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: for the show and so but seeing them on the Valley,
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: I'm just like, please get them off on my screen.
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: Now.
• 31:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was an insurance policy we didn't need, but
• 31:23
  Speaker 5: we're still collecting on. It's like, so we paid for this,
• 31:29
  Speaker 5: so I guess we gotta do this.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: So exactly, it's like, yeah, it's like getting that extra
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: you know, wine Club of the Month thing where you're like,
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: I'm over this pino, Like.
• 31:40
  Speaker 5: We paid for this. Yeah, I think we should cancel
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: our subscription. Well, we paid for, we.
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: Already paid for. We'll regift it, you.
• 31:50
  Speaker 5: Know, yeah, we gotta. But yeah, now they're gonna be
• 31:54
  Speaker 5: on next Gen. They're gonna regift.
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: They're regifting on every show.
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: Oh please that they I mean they show up on
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: any other show. I am boycotting Bravo. Okay, that's joking.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: Well, we have to talk about Jasmine, Janet and Jason
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: and Melissa. So at Kristen's house warming party, Jasmine comes
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: up to them and is like, I'd love to have
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: a conversation with you guys when Melissa's back in town,
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: and they're like great, excellent, good, first meeting enjoy the party,
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: which I thought was so funny, and I was like,
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: that was kind of amazing because typically we don't see
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: that kind of thing, you know, you don't They either
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: avoid each other or they say they're not going to
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: talk and then they get into it regardless and then
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: they have a fight. But they really didn't. They handled
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: it like very nice and sure people. And then we
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: saw them over at El Campadre, which is a great
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: Mexican restaurant if you haven't been here, Jasmine, when you
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: come to visit will go amazing. Yes, like what are
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: their chips and Salsa's really really good?
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: Yum me. Then we could jump over to Bear and
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: get some goat cheese balls.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: Yes to the whole round I've had you guys, what
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: did you think about this? Because Jason's like, okay, so
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: Kristen said that said Jasmine, you that you said that
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: I take off my ring. Kristen said that you said it,
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: and Jasmine's like, I never told Kristin, and then Jasmine says, well,
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: Kristen is blaming you, and then Melissa says, all right,
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: it's not about who said who said what it's about,
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: you know, our relationship and then they kind of pushed
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: that aside. So I really wish that we could have
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: gotten to the bottom of this. If I am reading
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: between the lines, it sounds like Jasmine did not tell
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: Kristen directly the rumor that Jasmine heard it out in
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: the you know, the la sphere, knew the rumor years ago,
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: told someone else and they told Kristen. And I'm gonna say,
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: maybe she told Zach. What do you guys think, Like,
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: how did he or Kristin heard it? I think Kristen
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: heard it individually as well, but then she also had
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: heard the Jasmine said it, so Kristin was putting it
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: on Jasmine. But then Jasmine didn't say it to Kristin.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: So what am I missing here? And we didn't get
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: to the bottom of it, But I kind of would
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: like to know.
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: I think at this point, I'm so confused, Like even
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: you just saying that a lot, I'm like, I don't know.
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: My brain is like ping ponging because I'm like, where,
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: what is the source of this? Who is lying? Last
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: episode I thought I was like, surely Jasmine is lying
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: about this because she got way too defensive on the
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: beach and like anytime you're that defensive to me, it
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: just signals that you're lying. But then this episode, I'm like, well,
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: Kristin kind of said that she heard it from Jasmine,
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: but then she didn't. But then they showed Jasmine like
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: they played a clip back of Jasmine like blatantly lying
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: about it, like when they showed her at the last party,
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: and then they were at the restaurant, she was lying.
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: So but I'm so confused, Honestly, I don't know what's
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: going on. Please help me.
• 34:55
  Speaker 5: Okay, I don't think Jasmine's lying. I think she is
• 34:59
  Speaker 5: confused used, And I think Janet is on the war
• 35:02
  Speaker 5: path for Kristen. And what Jason and Janet are really
• 35:06
  Speaker 5: saying is are you the originating source for this material?
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: And Jasmine's a little in the weeds about like I
• 35:15
  Speaker 5: heard it. Christ and I definitely talked about it. Maybe
• 35:18
  Speaker 5: I was the original person that told Christen, but I
• 35:20
  Speaker 5: don't really remember. Like you can see Jasmine's head spinning. Yeah,
• 35:24
  Speaker 5: but they're just going to put it on doting no
• 35:26
  Speaker 5: matter what, Like Janett just goes for her no matter what.
• 35:29
  Speaker 5: And I I was a little frustrated because I was like, Jasmine,
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: I think you know what they're actually getting at, and
• 35:37
  Speaker 5: you're just wanting to stay on the safe side of
• 35:39
  Speaker 5: this because you know Kristen can handle it. And I
• 35:42
  Speaker 5: don't think Jasmine and Melissa really want this kind of
• 35:44
  Speaker 5: like issue with their close friends. And meanwhile, it's like
• 35:49
  Speaker 5: I wanted someone to have Kristen's back because I'm like,
• 35:53
  Speaker 5: here we go again, Like this is now another.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: Another Michelle and Jesse situation, another Michelle such. Yeah, Okay,
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: she had a boyfriend she was sleeping with a year ago.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: I said it, I'm in the hallway the end of
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: the season, you know.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 36:09
  Speaker 5: But also Janet went for Christen so hard last season too.
• 36:12
  Speaker 5: It was so full and Janet's just so full of shit.
• 36:15
  Speaker 5: But I want to give it to Jasmine in that,
• 36:17
  Speaker 5: like I think she is confused about what they're saying
• 36:21
  Speaker 5: and so like what they're really wanting, they're not fully
• 36:26
  Speaker 5: saying it. Jasmine, did you make up this story? Did
• 36:29
  Speaker 5: you start this story years ago and now it's telephone
• 36:32
  Speaker 5: gamed its way around every day?
• 36:34
  Speaker 6: Yes?
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: Right, And that's exactly what Jason and Janet wanted to know.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: And yeah, and that there was no ownership there. But
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: I think at the end of the day. She didn't
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: start the rumor. It was crowdsare and it floated its
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: way in their circle of friends in several different ways,
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: so like it was a rumor. And I think, really,
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: at the end of the day, it's nice that they
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: were able to move away from that and not blame Jasmine.
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: And really they shouldn't be blaming Kristin either, necessarily.
• 37:08
  Speaker 5: No, they are giving Jasmine the full and all benefit
• 37:12
  Speaker 5: of the doubt, and they are putting every and all
• 37:15
  Speaker 5: doubt on Kristen, and it just rut. Yeah, she Kristin
• 37:24
  Speaker 5: is the worst person to remember Minusia and sometimes that
• 37:28
  Speaker 5: Minusia is like very clear, and she she'll kind of
• 37:32
  Speaker 5: brush through it to get at the heart of it,
• 37:35
  Speaker 5: and we're like, no, no, no, no, we're not talking
• 37:36
  Speaker 5: about the heart yet. We're talking about the arms and
• 37:38
  Speaker 5: the legs. And you said that they're in opposite directions Kristin.
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: So I get where it's frustrating. But I'm like, Janet,
• 37:46
  Speaker 5: don't you fucking go for Kristen, don't you do?
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: She loved it.
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: She was like, oh, is Jasmine the mouth of the mastermind?
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: Kristen?
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: Yes, what is her deal? Like, why does she have
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: such a heart on for Kristina because.
• 38:01
  Speaker 5: She's an easy target. And Janet studied reality and she
• 38:04
  Speaker 5: studied Dody and she wants to be old school vander
• 38:08
  Speaker 5: Pump and so she's gonna she's like she Christen's the
• 38:12
  Speaker 5: easiest scapegoat. If if you don't think that Kristin has
• 38:16
  Speaker 5: grown and evolved since her earliest days on vander Pump,
• 38:20
  Speaker 5: she's the easiest scapegoat. And that's Janet thinks we're stupid
• 38:24
  Speaker 5: and we can't see Kristin has changed.
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: Hmmm, I like that.
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: H my poem, that's your poem. I felt bad for Jason.
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: He's like because another thing because like, you know what
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: really bothered me was like when we were on the
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: beach and like you like really like we're yelling a lot,
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: and like you went deep seated resentment towards Janet.
• 38:48
  Speaker 5: I thought he was going to be like you were.
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: I just thought he was going to be like you
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: hurt my feelings and said it was like you hurt Janet,
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, Jason, for your leave her out of it.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: But and Jasmine was like I think she wanted to
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: be like yeah, but it's fucking Janet. So I don't
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: have a problem with you you. I was just letting
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: out my anger towards her, but she couldn't really say
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: it because they were all there and I got it.
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: I was happy to see they hugged and like moved on,
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: and that's that's great.
• 39:17
  Speaker 5: That it wasn't I wanted Jasmine to say, I felt
• 39:22
  Speaker 5: this way because you guys keep excluding me from your
• 39:26
  Speaker 5: parties when you think that you're you know, when you
• 39:29
  Speaker 5: have your clout parties.
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: Okay, So this is something that's not on the show, So.
• 39:33
  Speaker 5: It was on the after show last episodes.
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: After show, just remind the Darlings and Jasmine as well,
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: Like what did that? She said, Jet.
• 39:45
  Speaker 5: Jasmine, Yeah, thank you, I'll use complete sentences. On the
• 39:50
  Speaker 5: Valley after show, Jasmine said that Janet Is would have
• 39:56
  Speaker 5: parties where she would invite like Katie Maloney and Ari
• 40:00
  Speaker 5: and she wouldn't invite Jasmine. And Jasmine had been so
• 40:04
  Speaker 5: close with Janet and Jason for years and uh even
• 40:09
  Speaker 5: through COVID they were like in their own little group together,
• 40:12
  Speaker 5: and then Janet would have would go clout chasing basically
• 40:18
  Speaker 5: and not invite Jasmine to their to these parties.
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: So that sounds like her just so annoying and like
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: wanting to be in like a part of the popular girl.
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: She's such a high schooler to me, Janet is and
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: like you can even see it in her face, like
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: when they were at the salon, like even just bringing it,
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: like the way the camera pans to her. I was
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: just like el Janet, like she just she just bothers me.
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: He bothers me so much because I'm just like, you're
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: you're trying to make fetch happen and it's just not
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: gonna happen. Like that means you you are fetched. You're
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: never gonna happen, lady.
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: So sorry, she really rubs everybody the wrong way, like
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: it's yeah, okay. So also at Kristen's housewarming, we get
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: introduced to Jenna, who was actually she was there last
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: week at someone else's party, someone else's housewarming, I don't
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: know whatever, and it's Zach's friend. And so Jenna dated Jesse.
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Jenna dated Aaron two times, like once, you know,
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: five years ago, and then once a year and a
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: half ago. And they're like, oh, yeah, don't you want
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: to tell Jesse, Hey, Jesse, this is Jenna. She dated Aaron.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: He's like oh really, well what do you do? And
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: he's like, oh, my timeline, my precious timeline.
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: That checks out.
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: Well, because you know he was caught. She caught him
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: with another girl.
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: Maybe that was you, And.
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: I'm like, your timeline, Jesse, this isn't the fucking Karen
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: Reid trial. Get over yourself. Of course she cheated on you,
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: and hopefully multiple times because you're a deck Yeah. Yeah,
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: I don't know connection bringing her in to be like,
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: yeah I dated him.
• 42:05
  Speaker 5: Smart, yeah, true, true.
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: I wish I just wish it wasn't so obvious. I
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: think that's like sometimes with reality TV, it's like you
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: can tell that they are self producing and it's so
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: obvious and it really takes you out of the moment.
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: But I'm glad they talked about it. I was kind
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: of like shipping them. I'm like, maybe they should hook
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: up just for like that's what I was thinking to yeah,
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: because like low key y'all, everybody, y'all are about to
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: collectively like throw tomatoes at me, and I'm ready for them.
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: I've never found a Jesse attractive, but when he was
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: talking to Jenna at the party, I don't know if
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: I was doing the same drugs that Jack's allegedly is
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: Jesse is Jesse cute? Like is he sexy in this moment?
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: Like am I attracted to Jesse right now?
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: And he he can be?
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: He can be?
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, I'm not that it's he can't. Absolutely,
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: I agree with you. He's not not attractive, and I
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: do think that he does have sex appeal. Absolutely, Unfortunately,
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: you know, it gets pushed aside because of how horrible
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: he is.
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: But I agree by what we start talking, it's.
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: Like the whole like Michelle whining about how she's not
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: getting the same support as Britney right now and her
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: situation is worse, and how they cut that in multiple
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: times in confessionals and in a conversation with I don't
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: know who Janet or Janet Okay, I just am like, lady,
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: wait your turn. Her a strange husband is getting out
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: of rehab tomorrow. You can take a minute. We'll circle
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: back to you in a second. And it's you know,
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: and to compare her stuff with Britney's is such a
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: weird look to me that she would say mine is
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: worse than hers is like that's subjective, you know, I
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: mean you may see that in your in your perspective,
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: because maybe you're in a different place, but they're both
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: in horrible situations, and I just kind of feel like,
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: why do you feel so entitled at this moment to
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: speak that out into the universe. It made me see
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: her in a different light. How did you guys feel?
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: I think with Michelle, the stuff that's going on with
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: her mom is also like on top of her divorce thing,
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: and so I think she's just extra sensitive to everything,
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: so she wants support, like she is yearning for more
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: support from the friends. And I don't know that it's
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: all about just her divorce, but I think that's the
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: easiest thing to like compare. She did bring it up,
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: like I got this stuff going on with my mom
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: and my divorce. I think she's just so in Brittany.
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: With Brittany and Jacks, there's a clear, like big bad wolf,
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: right Like Jack's is the clear bad guy, and you
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: can feel how you feel about Brittany. But it's really
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: easy to sympathize with Brittany because she is not outwardly
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: as horrible as Jack's, whereas Michelle and Jesse are both
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: pretty bad as like perceived by random right, Like I
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: personally and I don't like either one of them. They
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: both kind of give me bad vibes. So I think
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: it's just easier to sympathize with Brittany and like give
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: her support, and unfortunately, I think beings that might be
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: the sentiment in the friend group too. It's like it's
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: easier to support Brittany because she's so clearly being mischeated
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: versus where Jesse and Michelle they're both kind of doing
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: it to each other. So it's like, maybe you don't
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: need all of our support because you guys are both
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: terrorizing each other, you know what I mean.
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: I definitely see I see your point of the comparison
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: between Michelle and Brittany. I think Jesse is way, way
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: a million times worse than Michelle. But I don't think
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: that Michelle is perfect that I'll say that. Emily, what
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: are your thoughts?
• 45:41
  Speaker 5: Well, yeah, Michelle's definitely going through a lot, But I
• 45:46
  Speaker 5: think in general that this cast is formed around Jackson Brittany,
• 45:52
  Speaker 5: so that's where the momentum is gonna go. But I
• 45:56
  Speaker 5: did feel bad for her because I do get she
• 46:00
  Speaker 5: is really When she came in and was like, uh, oh,
• 46:04
  Speaker 5: is there any food for me? She was when she
• 46:06
  Speaker 5: came to the move out thing. I was like, Oh,
• 46:09
  Speaker 5: she's like, does anybody care about me? I think she's
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: just so eating friends.
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: Oh shut up, I'm sorry, Shot, I'm sorry. This is
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: like you're packing up shit in trash bags. Brittany's going
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: through the worst time in her life. Is she gonna
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: worry about your food today? Because you can't.
• 46:31
  Speaker 5: I'm just saying in general, this is this is now
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: been what feels like a full season focusing on what
• 46:40
  Speaker 5: Brittany and Jack's are going through. And Michelle like, Jesse
• 46:44
  Speaker 5: is a sniper from the side. He's doing shit that
• 46:47
  Speaker 5: we don't know. It's a lot. He's a lot smarter
• 46:49
  Speaker 5: than Jack's. So I do get where Michelle is like
• 46:55
  Speaker 5: feeling anybody care?
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: Does anybody care? Anybody?
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, She's in the back of and I would say, like,
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: just hold on, you got it's coming for you.
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: People probably support her off camera.
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: She wants to talk to her.
• 47:17
  Speaker 5: Right she was over it.
• 47:19
  Speaker 4: Lala's gonna be there for her.
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: Larla, the people.
• 47:24
  Speaker 5: You know what she wants. Michelle wants a show of force,
• 47:28
  Speaker 5: like she wanted everybody to force Jesse out of his
• 47:31
  Speaker 5: vacation house because they love Michelle so much that I
• 47:34
  Speaker 5: did not agree with they want they want. She wants
• 47:37
  Speaker 5: them to go to Jesse's house and call it Michelle's
• 47:40
  Speaker 5: house and everybody has a party in it, like she
• 47:43
  Speaker 5: wants like a huge sign that. No, Jesse, you're the
• 47:46
  Speaker 5: one that's crazy. This whole time, You've been saying it's me,
• 47:49
  Speaker 5: but you're the one. I don't think she's gonna get that.
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: She's not always a difference A tea with Laala.
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, she's gonna get She's gonna get couch time
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: with Laala.
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: There's no starcootering, nothing.
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: What a wonderful host this she is, I swear when
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: I when they came up with that idea to rebrand Jackson's,
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: I thought that was so great, and the pictures on
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: the wall, I thought it was really awesome. And when
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: Jesse said at the end of this episode, like, eh,
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: do you think this is like, you know, not a
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: great idea doing all this, it's just gonna make Jags
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: even more. Man was poking the bear. It's like, oh, okay,
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: so you're gonna do you know the amount of terror
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: that he's put Britney through, the least of the worries
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: he should be thinking about, is them putting up a
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: banner in his and her bar.
• 48:47
  Speaker 5: I think, Jessie, did you get the opinion on the
• 48:49
  Speaker 5: after show that Britney financially backed or was Jackson's part
• 48:54
  Speaker 5: of the bar? What she paid for in that in
• 48:58
  Speaker 5: that bar because he has partner. I think Brittany paid
• 49:02
  Speaker 5: for his part.
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: Absolutely she did. She said she paid for all of
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: the florals, all like the neon light.
• 49:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yep, yeah, every ye, all the decorations listed off.
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: Yes, she was definitely the wallet behind the operation for.
• 49:18
  Speaker 7: All those little plaiants, all that little wall that Hayes plaants,
• 49:22
  Speaker 7: the plants on the wall, all the little pots of
• 49:26
  Speaker 7: the plates are in the wallpaper that has plates on it,
• 49:30
  Speaker 7: the pictures with playants.
• 49:33
  Speaker 5: They also talked about that BRIT's bar that was going
• 49:36
  Speaker 5: to open that is not opening now. I don't know
• 49:39
  Speaker 5: if you remember that.
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: But it's not opening.
• 49:42
  Speaker 5: It was going to be the also the owners of
• 49:45
  Speaker 5: Rocos and Jackson was going to get thirty percent of it,
• 49:48
  Speaker 5: and britt said she didn't want Jackson to have any
• 49:51
  Speaker 5: percent of it. But then Roccos sold either the the
• 49:55
  Speaker 5: least or the bar that it was going to be
• 49:58
  Speaker 5: in during the fires, so she or right after the fires,
• 50:01
  Speaker 5: so she didn't get that's not gonna happen.
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: Oh that's okay. I don't think I don't think it's
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: right for her anyway. I think she should pivot into
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: something else, like get out of the bar, uh, get
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: out of the bar game and open up like a
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: home store with like you know, pillows that are have
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: messages on them.
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: But don't forget this is this. This is a sweet deal.
• 50:30
  Speaker 5: It's basically like getting a pretty large percentage for just
• 50:35
  Speaker 5: kind of being the personality with very little risk involved.
• 50:38
  Speaker 5: It's not like Shorts and Sandy's.
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: Right right, right, Yeah, they put money in, but they
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: have a backer. Okay, well, oh okay, so before we
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: wrap up, can you guys give me your opinion on
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: this whole Danny Darko thing. At the end here and
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: like all of a sudden, this whole like Danny thing
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: came collapsing down and then and it just was like
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: Janet's like, I'm not the ass grabber, and.
• 51:01
  Speaker 4: Danny's like we should leave.
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: I have a video game to do, and then and
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: then Janet's scheming against I don't know, I just what
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: what what was that it happened so fast. I don't know, Okay,
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: there their deal.
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: Like the the thing with Nia and Danny is so
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: weird to me because I think, like when Brittany was
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: going off on NIA, I was like, not that this
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: is right, but Brittany is like, all of my shit
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: is on Front Street, and I like every bad thing
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: that happens within my relationship is on this show. You
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: can talk about the fact that like your husband might
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: like have a drinking problem or something like that, but
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: Ania's in like Nina's a pageant queen, so it's protect
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: the image at all costs. So even if she thinks
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: Danny or Danielle has a drinking problem or an issue
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: with that, she's not gonna say that on the on
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: the show because she's trying to protect the image of
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: their family. I think what we've seen from him, though,
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: it seems like there might be something going on with
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: his drinking, particularly in the way that the others perceive
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: it of Like he doesn't show Nia, like when he
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: drinks a lot, he won't do it in front of Nia,
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: So there is some type of like hiding that he's doing.
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: And yeah, I think there is something to explore there
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: I think the way they're going about it though, feels
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: very haterish though, because it's like Jesse, like, you guys
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: want him to get in trouble with his wife essentially
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: because you guys are going through these like divorces and
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: these issues within your marriages, and I think Jane's just nasty, right,
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: so she just goes for like the lowest hanging for
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: like my husband is and I here grabbing asses. We
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: don't know that yet.
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, time will well, time will dell right,
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: that's yeah, that's a great way to put it.
• 52:42
  Speaker 5: It just feels like and Danny couldn't get the words
• 52:45
  Speaker 5: around it, but he just wanted to come for Janet
• 52:47
  Speaker 5: so hard and couldn't get there. So he just hates
• 52:51
  Speaker 5: Janet and because he's been on like watch what Happens,
• 52:54
  Speaker 5: like she's the worst, Like he doesn't like her currently
• 52:57
  Speaker 5: today or then. So yeah, he just doesn't he can't
• 53:02
  Speaker 5: vocalize exactly why or get there, especially after a couple
• 53:08
  Speaker 5: of drinks.
• 53:09
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: It was funny because they're like, you look at him,
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: he's a mess. He's just sitting there like looking back
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: and forth. I was like, what am I missing something?
• 53:17
  Speaker 4: Did I look away? During my notes because I'm not
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: seeing Danny Darko right now. I just see a regular
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: person at a bar. I don't know. Okay.
• 53:25
  Speaker 5: Meanwhile, like i'm watching that, I'm thinking, Deanna's gotta be
• 53:29
  Speaker 5: just Deanna hates his hole ge. He wears the ripped
• 53:33
  Speaker 5: out knees and his jeans and had they.
• 53:36
  Speaker 4: Were prominent in this episode popping out those confessionals.
• 53:42
  Speaker 5: I don't like him either. I just say, yeah, it
• 53:45
  Speaker 5: just just like, man, you love those jeans.
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: Well, I was like, are those my jeans that like
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: I gave away to the Goodwill a couple of years ago,
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: like when skinny jeans with the holes you know when
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: we leave that. And I was like, those just like
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: the jeans I used to wear all the time.
• 54:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah they do. And yes they are your gie,
• 54:03
  Speaker 5: Yes they are.
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: Well, you know they're my neighbors now because you know,
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: they moved to my city, as you all know, live
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: in Santa Clarita.
• 54:11
  Speaker 4: Have you heard of it?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: Where's my drop?
• 54:14
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 54:14
  Speaker 4: What here it is?
• 54:15
  Speaker 5: Okay, I don't know if you guys are familiar with
• 54:17
  Speaker 5: Santa Clarita.
• 54:19
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